First Look Gnomes
Two Dad's doing Silly Things.Everyone wants to learn something new, but only some people want to sit down and read a bunch of nonsense - so why not listen to some instead? Chuck in some random facts and a couple of Dad jokes, and you'll be full of (potentially useless) knowledge in no time. Whether all of it is true is part of the gnomery.Join Cornishman "Walliams" in the shed at the bottom of his garden in Cornwall and Wulfrunian (a man from Wolverhampton apparently) "Mr Hodgkiss" from Belfast as they take a "first look" at the relatively u...
S3 E8 · Thu, April 03, 2025
Gardening, Sports, and Beer: Dad Adventures
Ever wondered what happens when two dads combine their love of gardening, sports, and beer with the daily adventures of parenthood? Our latest episode takes you on a journey from a hilariously disastrous beer opening to ambitious Japanese garden designs and the quiet triumph of growing your first cucumber. Williams shares his adventures at Plymouth Hoe and Britain's largest aquarium, where his two-year-old son's wide-eyed "hiya" greetings to fish remind us all how children transform ordinary experiences into magical discoveries. Meanwhile, our other host reveals plans for an elaborate Japanese garden complete with Acer trees and koi ponds—a project reflecting the patience and long-term thinking that parenthood often inspires. The episode delivers surprisingly practical wisdom for fellow dads: gardening isn't just about plants, it's about finding rare moments of uninterrupted solitude. "If I'm outside gardening, I can get three to four hours without seeing any of them," one host confesses, while explaining how children need nothing more elaborate than pebbles or bits of food to fuel their boundless imagination. Perhaps most touching is the moment when a lifelong dream comes true—Newcastle United finally winning a trophy after 30 years of waiting—only to be immediately overshadowed by a toddler's encounter with a table corner. This perfect encapsulation of parenthood's priority-shifting power reminds us that the greatest victories are sometimes the smallest ones. Join us for laughter, insights, and the kind of authentic dad conversations that make you feel less alone in your parenting journey. Whether you're designing gardens, visiting aquariums, or just trying to open a stubborn beer can, we're right there with you. Join us for a first look at - The Hoe, Plymouth - National Maritime Aquarium - New Series of Gardener's World 2025 - Newcastle United win the Carabao Cup And your usual Thirsty First - Seven Brothers - Marshmallow Stout & Tips for Dads! Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S3 E8 · Thu, March 20, 2025
Dads, Drinks, and Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Gnome Take
A mix of hilarious dad jokes, parenting tips, and tales of adventure await. We tackle listener feedback and the art of finding balance in family life, punctuated by laughter and reflections. • Welcome to First Look Gnomes: The absurdity of parenting • Tips for parents from our latest experiences • Bad dad jokes that make you groan or laugh • Engagement with listeners in our Fish Pond of Feedback • Discussing the ‘temperature war’ in relationships • Exploring new beers and what makes them unique Stay connected with us, share your stories, and embrace the joy of parenting! Join us for a First Look at; Thirsty Thirst The Misfits Winter Sun Holidays Colourblocks The Sopranos & the Gno-it-all gnome answers your questions! Write in to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com with your questions, feedback or first looks. Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S3 E7 · Thu, March 06, 2025
Why Dads Need Duct Tape and a Good Torch
Join us as we navigate through both calamity and comedy in this lively episode! We recount our personal experiences dealing with Storm Eowyn and the cascading chaos it brought to our lives. From roofs torn off to power outages. In the spirit of every diligent dad, we compile a must-have toolkit featuring everything from the essential torch for night adventures to trusty duct tape for quick fixes. Each item has a story, and we discuss how these tools can help navigate both daily challenges and unexpected emergencies. We even weave in our classic segment of dad jokes, promising to keep laughter alive, even in dark times. As we share our silly stories, we invite listeners to partake as well! What’s your most outrageous dad moment? What tools do you consider irreplaceable? Tune in for a memorable mix of insight, humour, and relatable dad experiences. Don’t forget to respond with your own stories or laughs; it isn’t just our journey; it’s all of ours! Be sure to subscribe, tune in, and let’s keep this dad community thriving! Join us for a first look at; Storm Eowyn Lemon Trees A thirsty first of https://www.toastbrewing.com/ And Tips for Dads! Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S3 E6 · Thu, February 20, 2025
Missing Gnomes . Have you seen them ?
Our cherished gnome hosts seem to have taken an unexpected holiday in Fuerteventura, leaving listeners in suspense about their whereabouts and the next episode.... Write in to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com with your first looks, questions for the gno-it-all gnome , Dad jokes or feedback for the fishpond. Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S3 E6 · Thu, February 06, 2025
First Looks at Disney on Ice & Thomas the Tank Engine
Walliams and Mr. Hodgkiss are here to give you some more first looks on their every other week podcast Walliams takes the plunge with a robust 8.4% double IPA from North Brewery, while Mr. Hodgkiss opts for something less intoxicating. We then whisk you away on a fantastic, ice-filled adventure to Disney on Ice in Belfast, where the magic of childhood classics gets a fresh spin. You’ll hear all about the antics and costs of enjoying a Disney spectacle with family, including the shock from a Maui hook that could rival a small fortune. As a bonus, we throw in a quick jab at "The Masked Singer," a show with a format so baffling it makes us nostalgic for simpler TV pleasures. It's family fun and puzzling TV in equal measure. Finally, prepare for a trip back in time to the days of "Thomas the Tank Engine" and "Stars in Their Eyes." We chat about the timeless appeal of train tales and share Logan’s delight in receiving the original Thomas books for Christmas. In a twist of relationship humor, and an unexpected gift-giving dilemma. Join us for a first look at - The Masked Singer - Disney on Ice - Thomas & Friends A thirsty thirst NORTH BREWERY Ultra Phase Fishpond of Feedback The Gno it all gnome gives you his relationship advice (if you want it or not) A surprise call in from a special guest? And the usual Bad Jokes .... Dont forget to write in to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S3 E5 · Thu, January 23, 2025
Fatherly Follies and Retro Revelations
Ever wondered what it's like to juggle fatherhood, podcasting, and the occasional stair tumble? We're not saying we've nailed it, but we sure have some stories to tell! Join us, Walliams and Mr. Hodgkiss, as we navigate through the delightful chaos of parenting, technical glitches, and holiday mishaps. From recounting our unrecorded yet unforgettable Episode 4 to sharing the joys of fatherhood with a dash of humour, this episode is packed with laughs and life lessons, all brought to you with our signature blend of humour... Beer lovers, you're in for a treat! We're diving into the world of craft beers with a lively debate on IPAs, including the elusive 7% North Heptagon. Whether it's the psychology of branding or the surprising potency of a tropical brew, our beer journey is as unpredictable as it is enlightening... Plus, we'll ponder the tactile allure of high-end branding and imagine a future with a comprehensive beer rating system, all while reminiscing about the good old days of beer brewing. We reflect on the magic of Christmas entertainment and the evolution of media. Remember those days of DVDs and pirated collections? We'll take you on a nostalgic trip with a nod to the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special. And for the parents out there, stick around for some unconventional tips on getting the kiddos to tidy up their mess—or at least attempt to! Whether you're a fan of retro media or seeking parenting hacks, our episode wraps up with insightful anecdotes and a hearty dose of humor. Join us for ... a first look at - Stair tumbles in your 40s - Wallace and Gromit, Vengence most fowl - Gavin and Stacey Christmas Special Tips for Dads Thirsty First: https://untappd.com/b/north-heptagon/6014486 And the Dad joke of the week ... Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S3 E4 · Thu, January 09, 2025
Multimedia Production Degree Gnomes are off to a good start for 2025
Ever wondered what happens when technology decides to have a good laugh at our expense? From numbers proposing marriage to bees with unexpected talents, and a zebra with an extraordinary chest, we promise this episode will leave you wheezing with laughter. We also look ahead with optimism to 2025, revealing our lofty resolutions to launch a new website and raise the bar on our podcast game. We're calling on you, our cherished listeners, to be part of our journey. Share your thoughts, dad tips, or burning questions with our Gno-it-all gnome by writing to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com. Though this episode is a short one...we assure you, the gnomes are hard at work mastering the art of recording for a longer, more polished episode soon. Until then, keep the joy alive and have a fantastic January! Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S3 E3 · Thu, December 26, 2024
From Boxing Day Jokes to Cornwall's Secrets
Join us on a festive Boxing Day journey where we reminisce about our favourite Christmas traditions, from the delightful taste of Neon Raptor's "Carol" IPA to tales of childhood encyclopaedias like Grolier and Encarta. Our holiday party is in full swing, complete with the flavours of mango and gooseberry that transport us back to Nottingham, and a spirited discussion filled with laughter and holiday cheer. Ever heard of the "Cornwall Bounce"? Prepare to be fascinated as we unravel Cornwall's geological quirks, a phenomenon that sees the land rise and fall with the tides, discovered by Dr. Matt King back in 2003. With insights into this unique feature and a light-hearted touch on Cornwall’s ancient connection to Brittany, we sprinkle humor with playful dad tips to round off the conversation. It's an insightful narrative that captures the spirit of the season with a dash of science and a sprinkle of fun. As we navigate the holiday season, we touch on the art of balancing family time and social commitments with a humorous edge. Expect laughs through playful Boxing Day jokes featuring legends like Mike Tyson and glimpses into the 2024-2025 Ally Pally darts tournament. Whether it's the excitement of holiday football matches or the thrill of watching darts, we promise an episode brimming with light-hearted banter, sports predictions, and festive joy, ensuring your Boxing Day is as merry as it is entertaining. Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at..... Thirsty Firsts Neonraptors Carol! Neon Raptor Carol IPA 6.5% (440ml can) – Hop Burns & Black Happy Christmas Happy Christmas 2024 | Cloudwater | Candied Orange Pale | UK | Brew Cavern First Look at the "Cornwall Bounce" World Darts 2025 The usual Dad jokes....and the regular Tips for Dads segment....this time on Christmas Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S3 E2 · Thu, December 12, 2024
Smart Gnome Marriage Advice and Gnome Improvements
Have you ever found yourself tangled in the chaos of homeownership, only to realise your biggest adversary is a mouse and not the mortgage? Join us as we share tales of our own home renovation mishaps, giving a cheeky nod to icons like Austin Powers while reminiscing about the unpredictability of old houses. From mysterious creaks to surprise critters, the journey of maintaining a home is anything but dull. We promise not just laughs but a reminder that these quirks are universally shared, from California to Iraq. Imagine the shock of discovering that not all home improvements are budget-friendly, especially when a simple front door turns into a costly saga. Our episode takes a turn into the realm of DIY maintenance, where every homeowner becomes a jack-of-all-trades, trading landlord calls for toolboxes. Amidst these adventures, we sprinkle in exciting updates on a new Wallace and Gromit film and muse over how big studios might find the quirkiest inspirations in unexpected places. Listeners are invited to share their own tales and tips, as we celebrate our favourite cultural throwbacks together. As we shift gears, our quirky guest, the Gno-It-All Gnome, graces us with marriage wisdom, humorously addressing a listener's romantic dilemma with his signature flair. The episode wouldn't be complete without some dad joke banter, featuring a fictional robot lawnmower incident that leaves us all in stitches. Wrap up with us on this fun-filled journey, and be sure to stick around for more laughter and the charming unpredictability of life in our next episode. Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at; New House / Old House Dadmin Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl - everything you need to know about the new film coming this Christmas The usual Fishpond of feedback (please write in to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com) & The Gno-It-All Gnome with his new segment of Marriage Advice & the new segment of Badddd Jokes Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S3 E1 · Thu, November 28, 2024
Season 3! The Gnomes are back. Bigger and Batter
You're in for a treat as we kick off the third season of our podcast, where humour and randomness spice up your commute. This time around, we’re all about less waffle and more laughs, with two bite-sized episodes each month. Our growing international audience has us dreaming big—outer space, anyone? Between chuckles over kids’ jokes and classic planetary jests, we’re bringing back the fan-favourite "Thirsty First" segment to reveal our unconventional beverage choice, setting the tone for an exhilarating season ahead. Relive the magic of wedding day blunders and heartwarming holiday chaos with us. From the thrill of pre-ceremony antics to the warmth of cherished audio snippets from loved ones, our trip down memory lane is both nostalgic and side-splitting. As Christmas approaches, we’re your trusty elves with practical tips and amusing critiques on festive adverts—think Asda gnomes and knock-off Coca-Cola trucks. Whether you're strategising on sneaking gifts past Santa sleuths or simply in need of a good laugh, this season promises to keep the camaraderie and cheer alive. Buckle up, because we’re not just here to make you smile; we're out to make your day merrier! Join us at the bottom of the garden for; A Thirsty First St Ives Pud Sticky Toffee Pudding Stout Tips for Dads! Preparing for Christmas A First Look at; Wedding Celebration Guest Photos and Audiobook Mice! Christmas Adverts Listening from outer space?....Please write in to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
Trailer · Mon, October 21, 2024
REVIEWED! A review of First Look Gnomes (Season 3 Coming Soon)
What happens when two dads crack open a beer and decide to share their lives with the world? Discover the hilarious and heartwarming world of "First Look Gnomes," where Williams and Craig turn the mundane into comedy gold. The mystical figure of the "wise old gnome! / "Gno-it-all Gnome" adds an element of intrigue and absurdity that keeps listeners guessing. Is he a sage, or just a strange, creepy fellow? This podcast is a playful blend of humour and unexpected insights, making it a truly forgettable experience..... Join us as we explore why this duo's laid-back antics and cheesy puns have captured the hearts of many, leaving us chuckling and pondering long after the episode ends... Make sure you subscribe or follow so you automatically get episode one of Season three! Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S2 E11 · Mon, September 30, 2024
Chaos, Cheers, and Dad Mishaps Finale
Join us at the bottom of the garden Ever sprained an ankle while playing with a dog or tried moving a sofa through a too-narrow doorway?... In our grand finale of season two, we share the hilariously unplanned and chaotic moments that have shaped our journey. From savouring the rich flavours of Vocation Brewery's Double Tonka Frappe Coffee Stout to recounting our mishaps and near-disasters, this episode is a rollercoaster of humour and camaraderie. We also take a moment to appreciate our loyal 'Fab 50' listeners and our growing international audience, including new friends from Kensington, Germany, and Cairo. As we ponder this and other reasons for our season break, we look forward to launching a website and bringing in a Forbes-listed guest for season three. We're also planning a meet-up in October, where we might record some special audio snippets for you. Amid the banter, we discuss the logistical challenges of moving house while balancing parenting, the value of good beer, and the quirky joys of life. Plus, we've got some nostalgic stories about past injuries and humorous dad anecdotes that you won't want to miss. Finally, we wrap up with some unexpected first looks, including a luxurious sailing yacht, All Saints' first African store in Cairo, and the UK's first Museum of Illusions in Manchester. Amid the playful critiques and last-minute scrambles that shaped this episode. We share some wholesome dad jokes to leave you in stitches. As we bid farewell, we express our heartfelt gratitude for your support and remind you to stay in touch via email or Instagram. Until next season, stay tuned and keep the laughter alive! Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at; Dad Ankles , Moving Home , First Look News , Les Miserables Arena Tour And the usual 'Tips for Dads' and questions for the 'Gno-It All' Gnome Thirsty Firsts of Double Tonka Frappe | Tonka Latte Stout 8.0% 440ml Death By Cherries | 4.5% Cherry Sour 440ml Follow @firstlookgnomes on Instagram to watch out for updates for Season 3 ! Or subscribe or follow to make sure you get a download of the next episode when Season 3 launches. Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S2 E10 · Wed, August 28, 2024
A Day at Blarney Castle and Other Tales
What if kissing a stone could grant you the gift of gab? Join us on this eclectic journey as we explore Manchester United's ambitions under Erik ten Haag and his bold claim that they’ve been just a step behind Manchester City since his tenure began. We'll also revisit the retro-futuristic visions of "Tomorrow's World" and dive into listener feedback that includes everything from a Blink-182 lyric mishap to culture day expenses. Ever wondered what "wasson" or "teasy" means? We unpack the delightful quirks of Cornish and Northern Irish dialects, giving you a taste of local slang and greetings. Moving from dialects to daring deeds, listen to our nerve-wracking yet thrilling attempt to kiss the Blarney Stone in Cork, Ireland. We delve into the history and legend surrounding the stone and share stories about the breath-taking Blarney Castle and its surrounding gardens. Plus, you'll hear all about our stout-sampling adventures and Logan’s hilarious first encounter with spicy curry. Get ready for laughter and light-hearted moments as we offer parenting tips and recount humorous escapades at a farm park, complete with awkward photo moments and the challenges of home improvement shopping. Test your wits with our whimsical quiz on alternative animal names and cap it all off with a cider-fueled farewell that’s as jovial as it is heartfelt. From regional slang to historical landmarks, and from family outings to quirky quizzes, this episode promises a blend of nostalgia, humor, and insightful moments.... Join us at the bottom of the Garden for a first look at; Kissing the Blarney Stone , Blarney Castle , Cork , First Spicy Curry , Brush your Teeth by Super Simple Songs , Kitchen Shopping , Cotswold Farm Park , First Hair Cut , A Thirsty First of Battenburg - Yonder Brewing - Stout - Pastry Don't forget to send us Your questions for the Gno-it-all Gnome , Tips for Dads ! , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S2 E9 · Sat, July 27, 2024
Flavours, Festivals, and Fatherhood Feats
Join us for a wild tasting session of Vault City's blueberry muffin, waffle cone crunch, triple scoop, and modern sour beer. Let's just say the flavours had us spitting out some colourful comments, leading to a heated debate on whether dessert and beer should ever mix. Feel the festival fever, while taking a nostalgic trip back to our virtual Glastonbury 2024. Picture our dining room transformed into a mini-festival, with highlights like Jessie Ware, Kasabian, Paloma Faith, and Dua Lipa lighting up our screens. Not all acts hit the high notes though, as we share our disappointment in performances by Shania Twain and others. Get ready for a rollercoaster of festival emotions, from standout shows to unforgettable flops. Parenthood is a wild ride, and we’re here to share every twist and turn, from celebrating little Logan's milestones to navigating the chaos of Friday nights with a potent stout in hand. We'll guide you through a Black Country dialect quiz, a passionate review of Neon Raptor's stout, and some practical dad tips for surviving hangovers while keeping up with parenting duties. It's a laugh-filled journey through the joys and challenges of fatherhood, all wrapped up in our signature engaging banter. Join us for an episode packed with laughter, nostalgia, and practical advice! Join us for a First Look at; Glastonbury 2024 , Google Voice Search , School Culture Day , A Baby becoming a Toddler , Thirsty Firsts; - Vault City - Blueberry Muffin Waffle Cone Crunch Triple Scoop – Vault City Brewing , - Neon Raptor - Beer – Neon Raptor Online Shop (neonraptorbrewingco.com) And as usual, join us for answers from the 'Gno-it-all' Gnome, and us with "Tips for Dads" Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S2 E8 · Fri, June 28, 2024
Surprises, Sips, and Sweet Goodbyes
Ever wondered if your favourite radio hosts look the way you imagine? Join us for a whimsical and heartfelt episode where we ponder this very question as we announce our exciting new availability on YouTube! Alongside humorous chats about Henry VIII's fishing tackle we share listener feedback and muse over whether some surprises are best left to the imagination. Our nostalgic journey continues as we navigate the adventure of building our show's website, reflecting on memories and the unexpected twists of podcasting. Craving the perfect beer and food pairing? We’ve got you covered with a lively discussion on everything from pairing lagers with KFC to enjoying stouts with bacon sandwiches. You’ll even hear our humorous debate on the merits of various combinations for those with dietary restrictions. Whether it's a Five Guys burger with a pale ale or a domino’s pizza with an amber ale, we share our personal favorites and some amusing experiences, ensuring there's a delicious option for everyone. But it's not all fun and games; we also share the emotional journey of saying goodbye to our beloved pet, Russell. Through the stages of grief and the tough decisions that come with being a pet parent, we offer our heartfelt insights. Lightening the mood, we provide tips for dads, praise home improvement shows, and revel in the charm of local events like duck races for charity. With playful jokes and a special guest appearance by "The Gno-It-all Gnome," this episode promises a blend of laughter, nostalgia, and heartfelt moments that you won’t want to miss! Join us at the bottom of the garden for a First Look at; - A gift box of Thirsty Firsts! , - Saying goodbye to the family pet (Russell the Pug) , - Home Improvement TV Shows , - The Local Charity Duck Race! , - The Duck and the Lemonade Stand , And the usual 'Tips for Dads' and 'Pond of Feedback' ! Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S2 E7 · Thu, May 30, 2024
Nostalgia, New Shows, and Future Thoughts
Join us as we embark on a rollercoaster of nostalgia, humour, and modern musings. We kick things off with a playful musical rendition, leading into fond memories from the early days of our podcast, notably episode 7 of season 1. We crack open a BrewDog's Arcade Made, a double dry-hopped DIPA with a retro arcade design, sharing our thoughts on its appearance and flavour while considering the shift from coin-operated games to today's tech-savvy payment methods. We dive into our impressions of the new Amazon Prime series "Fallout," rating it a solid 8 out of 10 and marvelling at the evolution of video game adaptations. To round off the episode, we catch up on the careers of former One True Voice members, pondering the twists and turns of their musical journeys. This episode is a whirlwind of laughs, memories, and engaging discussions you won't want to miss! Feeling "future tired"? Join us for a First Look at; Fallout TV Series , Girls Aloud Tour , Random Picnic , The Hunt for Gollum , Luke 'The Nuke' Littler , Join us for a drink and our thirsty thirsts; Brewdog Arcade , Vocation Brewery's Aoraki , New this episode.... get your Tips out for the Dads! And as usual, like him or loathe him.... the Gno-it-all Gnome answers your questions. Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S2 E6 · Tue, April 30, 2024
Bananas, Beers, and Baby Jake Adventures
Ever wondered if an AI could outshine Shakespeare in the poetry department? Well, we put it to the test ..... This episode is a tapestry of laughter and nostalgia, from the art of crafting poems with a technological co-pilot, to the absurdity of British beer names – and yes, we've got a pint of 'Piddle' in hand to prove it. We're your friendly neighbourhood gnomes, conjuring up verbal spells and raising our glasses to the weekend vibes that make every recording session a treasure trove of giggles and jest. Have you ever marked a personal milestone by peeling a banana? That's exactly what happened in one of our conversations. Join us for a jaunt along the picturesque North Cornwall coast, complete with a furry companion and the infamous scone debate – because whether cream or jam comes first, it's a matter of delicious importance. As we wrap up, we venture into the curious world of children's television, where the surreal escapades of Baby Jake become a springboard for our own zany show ideas. But it's not all fun and games; we also take a moment to respond to our listeners' heartfelt dilemmas, offering fatherly advice and sporting predictions with our signature blend of humour and sincerity. So settle in for an episode that's as comforting as a family gathering, as surprising as an unexpected fact, and as rich in character as the cosiest Cornish cream tea... Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at... , Copilot AI , Piddle - Dorset Amber Ale (Thirsty Thirst), Peeling a Banana , Dad Injuries , Marsland mouth , Baby Jake , Projectors (Tips for Dads) , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S2 E5 · Wed, March 27, 2024
Monty Don and Wolverine
Join Two British Dads taking a first look at ; Brewdog Mr President (thirsty first) , Buying a House , X-Men'97 , Rogues bottom , Cyclops , Deadpool and Wolverine , New Series of Gardeners World , and a drunk Monty Don ! Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S2 E4 · Wed, February 28, 2024
The Forty Year Old Child (S2.E4)
Join us at the bottom of the garden .... For a first look at; Turning 40 , First Birthday , First Word , Lifetime ISA's . Trailer - Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire , https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21235248 , Royal Rumble Wrestling , Fury Vs Usyk Promotion , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOMDYLZDIX0 , Epic Universe , https://orlandoinformer.com/universal/epic-universe/ , & the Gno-it-all Gnome answers questions about marriage! , Thirsty Firsts ; Snake and Black , https://untappd.com/b/aldi-stores-uk-snake-and-black/5291979 , -Kingslayer - Buxton Brewery , https://www.buxtonbrewery.co.uk/item/185/Buxton/King-Slayer.html , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S2 E3 · Sat, January 27, 2024
Free Financial Advice Episode - How to Double your money Instantly (S02:E03)
Free Financial Advice Episode - How to Double your money Instantly (S02:E03) First looks at How to double your money , a 1st Child Injury! , Wedding Bands / Rings , First Steps / Baby's first walk , HMRC Self Assessment Tax Returns , The U.S Tax System / I.R.S (Internal Revenue Service) , Mini Mess Makers , Thirsty Firsts; Stiggy Pop Vocation Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S2 E2 · Fri, December 15, 2023
Scandification (S02.EP02)
A Christmas Special with 4 very tired parents! Join us for a first look at ; Scandinavian Gnomes Tomte , Nisser , Tonttu , Stockholm, Sweden , Hot Shot (A Thirsty First) , https://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/recipe/986/hot-shot , The Dress! She Said Yes to The Dress , Lappa Valley https://www.lappavalley.co.uk/ , Baby's first visit to See Santa , Mr Hodgkiss' First Mid-Life Christmas Supermarket Rage , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S2 E1 · Wed, November 15, 2023
Hey Duggee, First Look Gnomes is back for a Season Two ! (S2.Ep01)
We are back to the bottom of the garden for a Season Two!. Join us for a first look at .... St Euny Church , Brays and Kays Pasties , Hey Duggee , Vinyl , Beer! , Yazoo dos perros , Joes garage , Rudgate Vanilla mild , Bearded Brewery Judges Gavel , ALD IPA , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
Trailer · Sun, October 29, 2023
FIRST LOOK GNOMES - Season 2 COMING SOON!
First Look Gnomes is back with its second season! In this season, our hosts, Mr Walliams and Mr Hodgkiss, will be sharing their usual "bad" Dad jokes and providing insight into being Dads in Britain. We’ll also be giving you the usual first looks at various "geek stuff". Join us as we explore the magical world of "first looks" and have the odd 'special' guest. So, mark your calendars for the end of November and get your ear buds ready to embark on a thrilling ride with us! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S1 E13 · Tue, September 05, 2023
Nick Cope's Triskaidekaphobia Oppenheimer Burlesque (Ep.13)
The Season One Finale!!! Join us at the bottom of the garden for a final first look before the short break before Season Two (Coming November 2023) This Episode we have a first look at; Thirsty First - Joe, an Espresso Stout from Goodh Brewery , Oppenheimer , Axe Throwing , Belfast's Crumlin Road Gaol , Burlesque , Nick Cope's Popcast , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S1 E12 · Wed, August 02, 2023
Baby's First Teeth (Ep.12)
Join us for a first look at ; Slag Beer , https://www.thebelgianbeercompany.com/p/belgian-beers/slaghmuylder-pils/ Logan's First Two Teeth , The tallest bonfire in the world , Craigyhill bonfire in Larne , https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/larne-bonfire-builders-bid-to-smash-record-despite-safety-fears/1243444272.html , Threads , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S1 E11 · Tue, July 04, 2023
Episode Jane Hopper
Join us for a First Look at ......... {EPISODE SPOILER ALERT] Little Purple One (A Hazelnut and Chocolate Stout) https://brewyork.co.uk/product/little-purple-one/ First Look Gnomes Merchandise! Electric Snoring Device, a Mini CPAP Sound Fonts Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10954600/ Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9362722/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S1 E10 · Sat, June 10, 2023
Journey to the Magic , a First Look at Orlando , Florida (Ep.10)
Join us for a First Look at ; Orlando , Florida , Universal Studios , Disney World , Magic Kingdom Park: Explore six lands, walk down Main Street U.S.A. to Cinderella Castle and watch in wonder as fairy tales come to life before your eyes , Epcot: Take a glimpse into the wonders of tomorrow at Future World, or spend a day travelling through 11 different countries at World Showcase , Disney's Hollywood Studios: Step into the world of showbiz and experience exhilarating attractions, live-action extravaganzas and VIP backstage adventures , Disney's Animal Kingdom Theme Park: Discover rare animals, authentic adventures and world-class entertainment transporting you to the heart of nature , Disney's Blizzard Beach Water Park: Disney built a ski resort in Florida and it melted! What remains is packed with downhill thrills and plenty of ways to chill , Disney's Typhoon Lagoon Water Park: Wash up on tropical shores or get your adrenaline rushing with rapids, lazy rivers, shark reefs and Florida's largest inland surfing lagoon , Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge , Merry Harriers Garden Centre and Gnome Reserve, Bideford , Beat Saber , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S1 E9 · Thu, May 04, 2023
Ep.09 - The Moon Under Water
Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at .... Gran Turismo Playstation VR2 The Moon Under Water Podcast Which Pub would you go to? The Lamb and Flag (The Lamb) On Tap Mena Dhu | St Austell Brewery Hardys and Hansons Kimberley Mild - Greene King Bottles of Wayne Gretzky Estates No. 99 Pinot Grigio Cheddar Natural Spring Water in Axbridge Spirits and Cocktails Old Fashioned Navy Rum and. on Special Microbrewery Special Batch Pint of Full Moon https://pipelinebrewing.co.uk/line-up/ NO HEN PARTIES ALLOWED The Little Bit of History (The Lil'bit) On Tap Bank's Mild Mild / Original - Banks's Beer Granville Lion's Winter Ale Bottles of WKD Blue Ruby Port Spirits and Cocktails; Bombay Sapphire Gin and Schweppes tonic Parma Violet Cocktails https://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/recipe/3353/parma-violet-spritz and on special... Sambuca Shots , NO MOBILE PHONES ALLOWED Also a first look at ; Star Trek : Picard , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S1 E8 · Wed, April 12, 2023
Ep.08 - Signs your neighbour is a Swinger !
Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at .... Signs your neighbour is a Swinger , DNA of a Gnome , Chat GPT4 , The Blue Footed Booby , What Social Media Pub would you go to? , The Power Rangers Reunion , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
Bonus · Wed, April 05, 2023
Eggstra Episode (For the Kids!)
An Eggstra Bonus Episode especially for the Kids Join Cornishman Walliams and Northern Irelands' Mr Hodgkiss for an Easter Special with special guest......Master Braden Hodgkiss (Age 7 and a half) Where we take a first look at; 9 Week Old Baby Logan Baby Vision Ewan the Sheep The First Live Podcast Poop! Splatoon 3 Stretchy Sonic A Nessie Champion Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S1 E7 · Thu, March 02, 2023
Ep.07 - Baby you are all that I want
Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at ....... Becoming a Parent , Virtual Reality PlayStation VR2 , First Look Gnomes Instagram account , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S1 E6 · Wed, February 01, 2023
EP.6 - Anxiously
Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at; Pirate Jokes , The Last of Us , Dad Jokes , Chestnut Trail Ale , HBO The Last of Us , Master to Mister , NFL Road to Super Bowl , Cornish Snow , PoopFreeze , JingleJangle Poopy drone , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S1 E5 · Wed, January 11, 2023
Ep.5 - A First Look at The Next James Bond ?
Join us at the Bottom of the Garden.......... ...Spoiler Alert........ Join us for a First Look at ; Upcoming Events of 2023 , Upcoming Movie releases for 2023 , Michael Van Gerwen , Eurovision 2023 , Cocaine Bear , The Meg , Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny , The Next James Bond , Wayne Mardle (He's not the next James Bond ... ) Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
Bonus · Fri, December 23, 2022
Christmas Special 2022
Join us at the bottom of the garden this Christmas time!! A Christmas first look at Christmas Jumpers , Bamboozle , T-Rex , Natural History Museum , NHS Strike (First Look Gnomes fully support the NHS!) , Christmas Number 1's and Number 2's , Christmas Quiz Tyson Fury Harry Potter Advent Calendar Christmas Cracker Jokes Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S1 E4 · Thu, December 01, 2022
Ep.04 - Artificially Intelligent Bunnies in World Cups
Welcome to the Bottom of the Garden.......... ...Spoiler Alert........ Join us for a First Look at ; Artificial Intelligence Art , Bunnies in Cups , White Water Brewing Co , Qatar 2022 World Cup , Blossoms Band , Spotify – Blossoms , Tangerines , Jessica Hart , Spotify – Jessica Hart , 90s Football Music , Jailhouse Belfast , The Jailhouse Belfast - Traditional pub, steeped in Belfast history : The Jailhouse Belfast , Lucy Pinder , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S1 E3 · Wed, November 09, 2022
Ep.03 - Cornish Knockers
Welcome to the Bottom of the Garden.......... ...Spoiler Alert........ Join us for a First Look at ; I'm a Celebrity , Titanic Wrestlin Babatúndé Aléshé , The Starter Fart , Live Snooker , Hazel Irvine , Jester from Leicester , Cornish Knockers , Who are the mysterious Knockers of Cornish folklore? (icysedgwick.com) Warwick Davis , Flout Pizza , Flout Pizza Belfast – Slice Of Belfast Holly Willoughby , Star Wars Trilogy , Loose Men , and ............ awful Gnome Jokes. Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S1 E2 · Thu, October 13, 2022
Ep.02 - The Bum Crack Splash
Welcome to the Bottom of the Garden.......... ...Spoiler Alert........ Join us for a First Look at ; David Walliams , The Bum Crack Splash , Belfast Wrestling , Christmas Lights , Cheeky Vimto , Star Wars : The Empire Strips Back , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI5C26_69YI , http://empirestripsback.com/ , Wookie Erotica , Mario Kart - Double Dash , Fifa , Playstation 5 , The Box of Cables , Nasal Breathing Device , Coco , The Naked Podcaster , Sing 2 Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and ............ Lampey The Gnome , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
S1 E1 · Tue, September 27, 2022
Ep.01 : The First First Look
Welcome to the bottom of the garden.... Join us for a FIRST LOOK at; Kidney Stones , ASMR , 20-Week Scans , Star Signs , Mystic Meg , King Charles III , Port Holes , Morning Sickness , and of course ........Gnomes Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
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