Row Z
A sports podcast by idiots, for idiots. Just anything funny, interesting or powerful from the world of sport.Everything from strange stories, to mental health, to knob jokes. All wrapped up in what we laughingly refer to as a ‘sports show’.If it’s punditry you’re after we hear Gary Neville’s tremendous!
Wed, December 20, 2023
100th Episode! Are United Back? Baggy Trousers and Bra-shopping
It's our 100th episode and just like A Muppet Christmas Carol, drinking Bailey’s at 9am and doing a poo the size of Phil Foden on Boxing Day, Row Z is back with a Christmas special and we should say a big thank you to all of you who’ve stuck with us through a year as inconsistent as Hannah’s pronunciation of basic words in the English language, because we’ve been nominated for in the Comedy category at the Sports Podcast Awards for a third year in a row! So thank you very much for listening. Thanks for listening and Merry Christmas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S3 E3 · Thu, November 23, 2023
Points Deductions and Personalised Numberplates
Hannah and Joe are back with a new run of Row Z, with some big changes for the squad, some things never change, so get ready for farting at TV chefs, cross-eyed towel gnomes and some slanderous material about Manchester City. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S3 E2 · Wed, August 23, 2023
Ham, Egg, Chips and Postecoglu's Mini Skirt
As Sandro Tonali heads down his local Wetherspoons, we check out Real Oviedo’s strange Santi Cazorla unveiling video and tumble down a rabbit hole of weird announcement videos of our own. There’s also some West Ham vs Chelsea chat, a bit of Spurs vs Chelsea, a look at Newcastle and we stumble across the secret full-backs don’t want us to know! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S3 E1 · Tue, August 15, 2023
A Roy Rumble and a Bit of Moisturiser
Our guest this week is Will Short as we discuss Pep's clash with a camera Roy Hodgson's near-ruck with a man 50 years his junior and we bust a few myths about the uses of moisturiser. Plus there's Spurs, Chelsea, Liverpool and Brentford chat and Jose Mourinho's imaginary friend. Enoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S3 E1 · Tue, July 25, 2023
Mbappe, Messi and Making Love to Mike Ashley
As we lovingly grease ourselves up for a new season, Joe is joined by Simon Harkness and on the menu is Kylian Mbappe's cash concundrum. As the French striker's time at PSG appears to be coming to an end and he contemplates the biggest transfer deal in football history, we manage to turn it into a sordid game of oneupmanship as we ask, what would YOU do for €700 million!? Get in touch @RowZPod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, April 26, 2023
THE TECHNICAL AREA with Hope Powell | Dealing with a Drubbing and Managers Facing Discrimination
In light of Spurs' St. James' Park meltdown, we ask Hope what a manager can really do when they're team os falling apart in front of them. After Arsenal Women's comeback against Wolfsburg we talked about how to conduct a half time team talk and Hope shared her personal experience of racism and discrimination as a manager. If you have any thoughts or questions for Hope please just message @JoeForresterTV and remember if you like the show please subscribe and if you can drop us a review that would be amazing! Thanks for listening :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Thu, April 06, 2023
THE TECHNICAL AREA with Hope Powell | Pilot | Guardiola or Dyche?
Something brand new from the Row Z, as we launch 'The Technical Area', a unique podcast that looks at the game from the perspective of the most maligned figure in football, the manager. Each episode Joe Forrester is joined by pioneering football manager Hope Powell, as we get her insight into what managers might be thinking, how tactics work and just what is really go on behind-the-scenes at a football club. You can also expect expert guests, from managers, to players, to football executives and every show we'll put your questions to Hope too, so if you want to know about tactics,are wondering what on earth your club’s boss is up to, or perhaps have a genius idea for an astonishingly complicated set piece routine, just send me a message @JoeForresterTV and we’ll put it to Hope in the very next show. In our very first pod we look back on a circus of Premier League sackings, as Conte, Potter and Rodgers all get their marching orders. We ask how and when a manager should innovate, if Klopp's 'heavy metal football' has gone stale and whether Roy Hodgson still has a trick or two up his sleeve? PLUS, there's quite the debate about what makes a 'genius' football manager... and you might be surprised by the answers. If you like the show please subscribe and if you can drop us a review that wouldbe amazing! Thanks for listening :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2 E13 · Wed, March 22, 2023
Is Roy Hodgson a Victorian Ghost?
We're back and somehow this rubbish has been nominated for a comedy award, so thanks to you all for listening! In this episode Joe slanders a Hollywood icon, Simon Harkness upsets a national treasure and Nicole Holliday talks about, you guessed it, Arsenal. We also wonder how Antonio Conte would fare if he worked at Currys, look at Fulham's astonishing meltdown at Old Trafford and discover who's been doing the best swearing in a particularly profanity filled week. Oh and if you'd like to vote for us in the Sports Comedy category at the Sports Podcast Awards just go to www.sportspodcastgroup.com/sports_category/best-sports-comedy-podcast Thanks for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2 E12 · Wed, February 15, 2023
Corruption Corner and Nicole's Jazz Cabbage
WE'RE BACK with all your key football news, so get reday for cocaine-sniffing chairmen, one of those most consitenly offensive set of impressions ever and Nicole's new nickname. Enjoy! If you like the show, please give us 5 stars, it's ever so helpful for the old algorithm! Cheers :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, December 16, 2022
WORLD CUP, QATAR 22, BEST BITS: Row Z X Fubar's World F*Cup
Sorry for the radio silence! We've been off gallavanting over on Fubar Radio doing a World Cup show :) You can hear everything we've been up to by subscribing to Fubar's World F*Cup in your podcast app of choice but we thought we'd pop out a cheeky best bits including: Rapper Avelino Human Rights expert Rothna Begum Musician Maddox Jones Amnesty International UK CEO Sacha Deshmukh Singer Maulo FIFA whistleblower Bonita Merciades Comedian Bilal Zafar Former England Women's Manager Hope Powell CBE Trampolene frontman Jack Jones PR guru Mark Borkowski Son of England legend Nobby Stiles and dementia-awareness campaigner John Stiles England fan and Fulhamish podcaster Dom Betts Academic, writer, broadcaster and climate change expert David Goldblatt Comedian Dane Baptiste Sport and Geopolitical Economy expert Professor Simon Chadwick As always, if you like the show we'd love to hear from you and please do give us a review! Happy holidays and see you in the New Year! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2 E11 · Thu, November 03, 2022
Neil Buchanan and Post-Match Rudies
This week Joe and Hannah discuss a resurgent Marcus Rashford, wonder if it's time for Klopp to stop and salute the magic of Eberechi Eze. There's also stories about toilet invasions, Brendan Rodgers acting like David Brent and Hannah flippantly dismissing thousands of years of history and culture. Enjoy! Remember if you like the show, please subscribe and review us, it helps with't algorithm and that :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2 E10 · Fri, October 28, 2022
Nile Ranger’s Battered Sausage | Arsenal Blip? Conte Out? Do All Footballers Wear Tiny Pants!?
Joe is joined by Nicole Holliday to discuss Arsenal’s mini slump, Tottenham’s drab form and ask if Klopp could ever get the chop from the Kop!? They’re also joined by footballer Nathan Smith to talk veganism, meditation and Erling Haaland’s feet. Enjoy! Remember just head to https://linktr.ee/rowzpodcast for more good stuff and if you have the time and the inclination, we’d love a cheeky review! Thanks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2 E9 · Fri, October 21, 2022
Best Bits So Far | Part 1
As Joe has Covid, we look back at some of the best bits of the season so far, Row Z style. So make sure you're ready for gardening tips; bus flirting and a fundamental misunderstanding of FPL. Enjoy! Remember just head to https://linktr.ee/rowzpodcast for more good stuff and if you have the time and the inclination, we’d love a cheeky review! Thanks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2 E8 · Wed, October 12, 2022
Paul Chuckle Owes Me £15
We’re back with a bumper episode as we ask: - Can Arsenal really challenge Man City? - Is Klopp’s heavy metal football finally out of tune? - Has Conte decided on a tactical shift for Spurs? - Are Manchester United making… progress!? - And will Joe ever understand the rules of Fantasy Football? There’s also more awkward bus encounters; tales from Hannah’s hometown and a bag of poo. Enjoy! Remember just head to https://linktr.ee/rowzpodcast for more good stuff and if you have the time and the inclination, we’d love a cheeky review! Thanks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2 E7 · Fri, September 30, 2022
A HOLE IN THE MASSAGE TABLE | Arsenal vs Spurs, Man City vs Man Utd and England Review
The gang look back on a disappointing international break for England and wonder how it will effect Saturday’s North London derby and whether it even matters, as no one can catch City anyway! They also look ahead to Sunday’s Manchester derby as Mike thinks a resurgent United could pull a surprise at The Etihad. Hannah also has more heart-warming tales from her latest holiday; Mike has a novel invention inspired by a spa day and Joe has some top tips for flirting in 2004. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2 E6 · Thu, September 22, 2022
NORTH LONDON DERBY PREVIEW | Forty Fags, a Pork Pie and a Cream Cake
Joe and Hannah are joined by Arsenal fan and Mike lookalike Nicole Holliday, as they look back on a great weekend for the North London clubs, as Spurs thrash Leicester and Arsenal cruise past Brentford… AND there’s a preview of the top-of-the-table North London derby, as the Gunners face Spurs at the Emirates Stadium. We also ask can Leicester really go down and is it time for Brendan Rodgers to go? Hannah also has some advice for Joe to stop his descent down the Row Z Fantasy League and a bit of wisdom on a long and happy life and Nicole goes to war with her neighbours. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, September 16, 2022
Do We Need a North vs South All-stars Game!?
Joe thinks this is a good idea. Mike doesn’t. Guess who wins… Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, September 16, 2022
Is Graham Potter the Right Man for Chelsea?
Mike is unsure whether Todd Boehly is the right man for Chelsea but thinks Graham Potter could be a good tactical fit for the Blues. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2 E5 · Fri, September 16, 2022
Graham Potter and the Cold Fishcake
No Premier League football this week due to the sad passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II but still plenty to talk about as we discuss whether Graham Potter will get the time to get his ideas across at Chelsea; Mike is scathing about the idea of a North vs South All Stars match and Hannah has some startling revelations about her new gardening hobby! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, September 09, 2022
Why Joe thinks Spurs will beat Man City
Joe has managed to convince himself that Spurs inability to break down average Premier League teams is the precise reason they will trounce freescoring Manchester City at the Ehihad this weekend... Hmmm.... Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Thu, September 08, 2022
ROW Z FPL | Does Anybody Understand the Scoring System!?
Another disappointing week for Hannah, Joe and Mike but congrats to Alan Sinclair, who's surged up the table and Matt Carlton, currently sitting pretty in top spot. Also our guest Simon Harkness has some of the most perfunctory FPL advice you'll ever hear. Enjoy! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, September 07, 2022
Has Ten Hag Turned Things Around at Manchester United?
Marcus Rashford scoring? New signings bedding in well? A strong centre-back partnership!? What on Earth is going at Manchester United!!!? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, September 07, 2022
Have Newcastle Been Hard-done-by This Season?
Newcastle and friend of the podcast Simon Harkness is with us to bemoan Newcastle's hard luck when it comes to refereeing decisions but that being said, he's also rather excited about his club's progress under Eddie Howe :) Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2 E4 · Tue, September 06, 2022
S2, EP4 | Andrea Pirlo Trapped in Giant Bear Mascot's Body
As Arsenal’s unbeaten run comes to an end Mike is strangely absent again, while Hannah is chuffed to bits with Anthony’s debut as Man United beat the Gunners at Old Trafford. We also discuss a very exciting goalless Merseyside Derby, praise a virtuoso performance from Ivan Toney; we’ve got friend of the pod Simon Harkness talking Newcastle and of course, we have our weekly Row Z FPL update. Don’t forget to visit www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball For all our premium content for less than the price of a pint each month! Also, we’d love it if you could review us and to make it more fun, we’d like reviews in the form of a poem and our favourite review each week will win a Row Z mug with a picture of the team member of their choice on! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, September 03, 2022
HIGHLIGHTS | Did Parker Force Bournemouth’s Hand?
Is it just Scott Parker's wardrobe that's smart, or has the Premier League's latest managerial casualty pressed the escape button on a doomed season for Bournemouth? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, September 03, 2022
HIGHLIGHTS | Have Chelsea Lost Their Identity?
We wonder where it's going wrong for Tuchel's team and question their mega bucks transfer spending. Could Chelsea be in for a rough season? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, September 02, 2022
TRANSFER TIT BITS | Who Won the Transfer Window?
We look back on a mega transfer window as we ask, who's done the best in football's biggest jumble sale? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2 E3 · Fri, September 02, 2022
S2, EP3 | Quick! Brush the rug!
We respectfully doff our caps as Scott Parker fires himself straight out of the dugout at The Vitality with the aid of nine goals from visiting Liverpool. We also wonder if Chelsea’s poor start to the season means they’ve lost their identity; take a shot in the dark at who we think will win this season’s Champions League; definitively answer who has won the transfer window and of course, there’s an update from the increasingly tight Row Z Fantasy Premier League. Enjoy! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Thu, September 01, 2022
ROW Z FPL | Good Work from Bad Grandad
Some brand new listener entries into the Row Z Fantasy Premier League have taken the table by storm, deeply upsetting Mike, who's languishing in middle table, while Hannah is slightly less confident having slipped down the table. Still could be worse, could be Joe. Join the Row Z league at https://t.co/U8nIPlXiAb | CODE: 1uelvb Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, August 27, 2022
JUST THE FOOTBALL | Man Utd vs Liverpool, Newcastle vs Man City and Leeds vs Chelsea
If you're not interested in Hannah on safari, Joe wearing a dog's underwear and Will's Hinge profile but would rather hear about whether Casemiro can save Manchester United; if Allan Saint-Maximin is the real deal and whether Jesse Marsh has finally got Leeds ticking, then this is the episode for you. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2 E2 · Fri, August 26, 2022
FULL SHOW | The Chuckle Brothers on Safari
No Mike this week so we didn’t have to suffer through any Arsenal chat, however Hannah is pretty happy at Man United’s resurgence but she’s infinitely more excited about her performance in the increasingly tense Row Z Fantasy Premier League! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, August 26, 2022
HIGHLIGHTS | Is Alann Saint-Maximin a Top 4 Player?
Joe is very excited after ASM’s stellar first half performance against Man City but Will Short thinks the Newcastle winger is too mercurial to be anything more than an occasional bit of fun! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, August 26, 2022
HIGHLIGHTS | Man Utd: Maguire, Casemiro and a Resurgent Rashford?
We ponder whether being left out of the team against Liverpool was exactly what Harry Maguire needs to get a break from social media scrutiny; discuss whether Casemiro is the missing piece of the puzzle at Old Trafford and discuss a well-deserved return to form for Marcus Rashford. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, August 26, 2022
ROW Z FPL | Hannah's Top Tips
Things are hotting up in the Fantasy League and it just so happens that Mike’s absence coincides with his team tumbling down the table… hmmm. Listen out for your team as there’s a rundown of the standings so far and Hannah shares her top tip for success. Oh and we ask whether it’s ever permissible to put a rival team’s player in your line-up! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, August 19, 2022
HIGHLIGHTS | Are Liverpool Now Rubbish?
We wonder whether Liverpool have blown it in this summer's transfer window and wonder how much their missing Thiago. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, August 19, 2022
HIGHLIGHTS | Are Spurs the New Sh!thouses of the Premier League? The Battle of the Bridge: Part 2
Joe is delighted at Antonio Conte's new, evil Tottenham, while Mike is scathing about Cristian Romero and we discuss the Premier League's best brawls. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, August 19, 2022
JUST THE FOOTBALL | The Battle of the Bridge Part Two and Hannah on Drugs
Joe is full of praise for Cristian Romero and new, dirty Spurs, while Mike this Man Utd could go down and we wonder what Liverpool need to get going? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, August 19, 2022
HIGHLIGHTS | Could Manchester United Go Down!?
Mike is positively delighted at the prospect of a relegation scrap for Manchester United, Hannah outlines exactly where the problems started and Joe has some bold predictions. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, August 19, 2022
HIGHLIGHTS | Where is Barcelona's Money Coming From?
Joe and Mike muse on whether the Catalan giants are gambling the club's future with their short-term financial dealings... Hannah was in bed. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, August 19, 2022
ROW Z FPL | Row Z Fantasy Premier League Update
Hannah is crowing as she finds herself top of the Row Z FPL after two weeks, meanwhile Mike has some squad management tips for Joe. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E1 · Fri, August 19, 2022
FULL SHOW | Spurs vs Chelsea, Liverpool vs Palace, Brentford vs Man Utd and Hannah on Drugs
Want to have to sift through load of waffle about Hannah's feet and Joe getting waterboarded!? Yes! Well you're in luck because we're back for the new season with a bang, so here's the full, unabridged new episode, including Mike's Row Z FPL update, The Battle of the Bridge Part 2, more Manchester United crises and a look at a lacklustre Liverpool. Enjoy! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, June 17, 2022
BEN KEENAN - MANCHESTER UNITED SEASON REVIEW | Row Z: Time Added On
We’re joined by comedian, actor and presenter Ben Keenan to look back on another disappointing season at Manchester United as we ask what the Red Devils need to do to recover former glories. Oh and Hannah is happy to find someone else who is also unable to pronounce basic words. Enjoy! Also, if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, June 17, 2022
LISTENER QUESTIONS | Row Z: Time Added On
In one of our fave episodes EVER, we turn the show over to the listeners and take questions on everything from the rebuilding project at Everton to Hannah’s contraception advice. Enjoy! Also, if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, June 06, 2022
End of Season Awards and Aunty Phyllis’ Pyjamas
In the first of our special summer episodes, we look at the best and worst of the football season and more importantly, engage in a forensic dissection of our co-hosts! There’s also some weirdly grown-up stuff about pitch invasions, the plight of referees and the state of society but that’s tempered with an erotic reimagining of The Sixth Sense . Enjoy! Also, if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E55 · Thu, June 02, 2022
You’d Better Wash That Pipette
It’s the end of the season but the start of a whole new adventure for the Row Z squad, as we look back at the Champions League Final, salute Carlo Ancelotti and praise Nottingham Forest AND announce a whole new raft of special summer podcasts to take us through to the new football season! There’s also a surprising amount of chat about vomit, Joe finally admits the true nature of his relationship with his football big head collection, oh… and we’d also like to apologise to Raymond. Enjoy! And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E54 · Thu, May 26, 2022
Kylie's Gold Hot Pants
No Mike this week however, in a shock development, there was some football discussed! Joe and Hannah talked about a bonkers final day of the Premier League season with Man City crowned champions, Burnley going down and Spurs claiming the final Champions League spot. However not to worry, as there’s also plenty of chat about amorous adventures with taxi drivers, Joe wonders why he’s never allowed to meet famous people at work and Hannah ponders the pastimes of London commuters. And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E53 · Fri, May 20, 2022
Farting in the Edit Suite
As the end of the season approaches, we reflect on Mark Noble’s West Ham career; Mike wonders whether Arsenal have blown their chance of Champions League football with North London rivals Spurs now in poll position and Hannah creates a new segment that will revolutionise football podcasts forever. Joe also reminisces about traumatic gigs, Hannah basks in the glory of her sporting exploits at a kids party and there’s lots and lots of stories about farting. Enjoy! And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E52 · Thu, May 12, 2022
Fish Bars and Dog Biscuits
You’ll be able to tell from the sheer number of bleeped-out expletives that Hannah was back this week and she was quick to regale Joe and Mike with tales of her new TV show and staying in depressing hotels on the M6. We also discussed whether Manchester United are at their lowest point ever, whether Frank Lampard has done enough to save Everton from relegation and considered the idea that football’s loveable granddad Roy Hodgson may, actually, be secretly evil, after he saw his Watford team relegated against his old charges Crystal Palace. But don’t worry, we didn’t talk too much football, as there was also plenty of rubbish about pedicures, cursing enemies and being made to eat dog treats. Enjoy! And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E51 · Thu, May 05, 2022
Crowd-surfing Dogs and Poo Pourri
With Hannah away we veered away from unbroadcastable stories about drinking bodily fluids and in a first for Row Z, actually talked about football. Special guest Charlie Hawkins joined the show and was on hand to dissect an epic afternoon at Goodison Park that saw all kinds of shenanigans from the Everton fans as their team gave themselves a chance of Premier League survival, while pouring yet more misery on Thomas Tuchel’s misfiring Chelsea. There was also plenty of chat about the Top 4 battle between Spurs and Arsenal, as we asked if Son is more important to Tottenham than Harry Kane and wondered whether Mikel Arteta is actual over achieving with the Gunners and of course, we made time salute everybody's favourite laidback Italian legend, Don Carlo Ancelotti and his Real Madrid side. Oh and there’s also some stuff about how to stop people farting in the office. Enjoy! And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E50 · Thu, April 28, 2022
Engelbert Humperdinck and Billy Bear Ham
With Joe currently unable to speak, Hannah steps into the host’s seat, so if you’re after a more refined, measured and thought-provoking show this week, you’re bang out of luck and Joe (semi) silently watching on, the gang welcomed back Newcastle fan, presenter and friend of the show Simon Harkness. There’s a spirited defence of Frank Lampard’s bus-parking in the defeat to Liverpool in the Merseyside Derby, a discussion of what next for Harry Maguire and Hannah gets somewhat carried away about Manchester United’s prospects as Erik Ten Hag agrees to take over at Old Trafford. But don’t worry, it’s not all football, as Simon also tells us what he got up to on a bed with Tinchy Stryder, Mike blows our minds with Greek Easter and Hannah manages to tell Row Z’s first ever unbroadcastable story. Enjoy! And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E49 · Thu, April 21, 2022
Best Bits of the 2021/22 Season
Ahead of the final few weeks of the Premier League campaign and with Joe finally having his throat operation to stop him sounding like Sean Dyche, we thought this would be a good opportunity to put out our favourite bits of our first season. It's been an amazing experience, with the show hitting hundreds of thousands of monthly views, landing a slot on national radio and getting our first award-nomination and we would just like to thank every single listener and viewer for all your support. We'll be back next week and have loads of fun stuff planned for the summer too! Enjoy :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E48 · Thu, April 14, 2022
Dutch Timekeeping and a Pair of Spanks
Horology is the theme of this week’s show, as Hannah’s mind is blown by the Dutch approach to telling the time and Joe gets the whole crew to the studio a full 24 hours early! There’s also plenty of chat about what Everton need to stay up, why it won’t work for Ten Hag at Manchester United and the gang salivate over Luka Modric rolling back the years to help Real Madrid dump Chelsea out of the Champions League. Hannah is also deeply ashamed after accidentally revealing too much to an unsuspecting audience member at an awards show, Joe relives a harrowing naked nightmare and Mike tells us why he keeps a snooker cue next to his bed. Enjoy! And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E47 · Thu, April 07, 2022
Best Bits 6: March - April 2022
As we get ready to announce an exciting development for Row Z, we have some of our favourite bits from the last couple of months. When Mike was away at his biannual naked beard retreat, Joe and Hannah were joined by movie presenter and Newcastle fan Simon Harkness, who had the gall to claim Eddie Howe is a better football manager than friend of the show Steve Bruce! There was also plenty of chat about Manchester United’s unpredictable form, we asked where does Harry Kane stand in the list of Premier League greats and whether Liverpool are now favourites for the Premier League title? Simon also revealed Gandalf might not be as wise as we thought and Hannah told us just why she’s always found soap operas so traumatic. Once the lawsuit was dropped and Mike came back, he shocked us all by wanting to talk about Arsenal (obvs), as he raged over Ashley Young’s criticism of the Gunner’s celebrations against Aston Villa. We also wondered whether Tammy Abraham should be in the England team after the Roma striker became the first English player to score in a Rome derby since Paul Gascoigne and we asked will Everton really go down? Hannah also revealed what happened when her Mum went to watch her host Miss Scarborough, the gang pondered where you draw the line (pun intended) when it comes to fancying cartoon characters and Joe had a shocking confession involving his elderly neighbour. We also dipped into a turbulent week for popular culture, as we discussed slaps at the Oscars, boos at Wembley and whether it’s ever permissible to eat a pickled onion with a roast dinner. There was also lots of chat about what’s next for Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United’s manager-hunt and another ridiculous attempt at European club competition reform from UEFA. Plus, Joe was apoplectic over soup, Mike revealed why he still holds a grudge against his driving instructor and Hannah invented some new pop stars. Enjoy! And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E46 · Thu, March 31, 2022
Soup of the Day
In a turbulent week for popular culture, we discuss slaps at the Oscars, boos at Wembley and whether it’s ever permissible to eat a pickled onion with a roast dinner. There’s also lots of chat about what’s next for Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United’s manager-hunt and another ridiculous attempt at European club competition reform from UEFA. PLUS, Joe is apoplectic over soup, Mike reveals why he still holds a grudge against his driving instructor and Hannah has invented some new pop stars. Enjoy! And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E45 · Thu, March 24, 2022
She’s Obviously Half Fish
Mike is back and in a break from the norm… wants to talk about Arsenal (obvs), as he rages over Ashley Young’s criticism of the Gunner’s celebrations against Aston Villa. We also wonder whether Tammy Abraham should be in the England team after the Roma striker became the first English player to score in a Rome derby since Paul Gascoigne and we ask will Everton really go down? PLUS, Hannah reveals what happened when her Mum went to watch her host Miss Scarborough, the gang ponder where you draw the line (pun intended) when it comes to fancying cartoon characters and Joe has a shocking confession involving his elderly neighbour. Enjoy! And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E44 · Fri, March 18, 2022
Playing Games with Sir Ian McKellen and Hairnet Sandwiches
With Mike away at his biannual naked beard retreat, Joe and Hannah are joined by movie presenter and Newcastle fan Simon Harkness, who has the gall to claim Eddie Howe is a better football manager than friend of the show Steve Bruce! There’s also plenty of chat about Manchester United’s unpredictable form, we ask where does Harry Kane stand in the list of Premier League greats and whether Liverpool are now favourites for the Premier League title? Simon also reveals Gandalf might not be as wise as we thought, Hannah tells us just why she’s always found soap operas so traumatic and Joe tries out a new jingle. ENJOY! And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E43 · Wed, March 09, 2022
Did the Man from B&Q Tell You That?
There’s plenty of rage and reflection from Hannah over Manchester United’s insipid performance against Manchester City, Joe decides he likes Antonio Conte again after Spurs’ 5-0 demolition of Everton and Mike talks tactics as Arteta continues his good run at Arsenal. PLUS, Hannah has some questionable nutritional advice, Mike takes his dad on a trip back to the 70s and Joe has a traumatic experience involving gravy. And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E42 · Fri, March 04, 2022
Best Bits 5: Jan - Mar 2022
A collection of our best bits ahead of the Sports Podcast Awards! Row Z has been nominated for a Sports Podcast Award! Register here and vote for Row Z in the Comedy category: https://www.sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E41 · Fri, February 25, 2022
Drunk Punditry and a Mouth Like a Carrier Bag
Try as he might, Joe can’t avoid talking about a sad week for Spurs, as the glory of the Manchester City victory is replaced by the disappointment of a loss to Burnley and Antonio Conte’s troubling post-match comments. As you can imagine, both Hannah and Mike are brimming with sympathy and apart from Joe’s tears, there’s plenty of chat about Manchester United, Leeds’ prospects of staying in the Premier League and Frank Lampard’s quick wit. There’s also a star turn from some drunk mums and Hannah has yet more party tricks. Enjoy! Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mon, February 21, 2022
Making Friends with Patrice Evra
Joe, Hannah and Mike look back on a mixed set of Valentine’s Day experiences, as Hannah makes a celebrity friend, Mike makes an elderly enemy and Joe makes Alan Partridge look normal after living in a hotel for too long. There’s also plenty of chat about Frank Lampard’s new-look-Everton and a resurgent Donny van de Beek; we chat Manchester United and the decline of Harry Maguire and Joe gets very, very sad about Spurs (again!). There’s also plenty of waffle about pyjamas and when it’s permissible not to offer people a seat on the tube. Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E39 · Thu, February 10, 2022
Carpet Kebab and Erotic Diagrams
Ummmm, so where do we begin? Ok so there’s plenty of post-FA Cup chat, as we discuss Manchester United’s exit at home at the hands of Middlesbrough, leading to a classic Hannah East tirade; we muse over the most appropriate attire for a player unveiling after Glenn Hoddle’s scathing comments about Dele Alli’s outfit at Everton and we have our obligatory ‘Is Declan Rice the best player in football history blah blah blah?’ discussion. We also chat about Steve Bruce managerial comeback at West Brom and discuss his former teammate Roy Keane's return to the dugout at Sunderland however, then Mike left... and it descended into Joe and Hannah seeing which body parts they can fit in their mouth and discussing what food it’s ok to eat off the floor. Oh and the ‘Mike vs Joe’s Mum’ Beef goes nuclear. Enjoy! Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, February 08, 2022
Row Z: Time Added On | NICOLE HOLLIDAY
We have the extremely funny and talented presenter Nicole Holliday on the show this week, talking all things Arsenal. Get ready for what Nicole wishes she’d done when she met Thierry Henry; her time with Freddie Ljungberg that she’ll never get back and how she tamed Anthony Joshua. Oh and Joe has an embarrassing and depressing story about Jake Gyllenhaal, standard. Enjoy! Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E38 · Fri, February 04, 2022
Spa Day Adventures and Misguided Tattoos
This week we round-up the transfer window and assess Frank Lampard’s chances of keeping his new-look Everton side in the Premier League, ask does Conte finally have players he can count on at Spurs and Nicole Holliday joins the gang to talk all things Arsenal and Aubameyang. PLUS, the team have mixed reviews of their recent spa days as Mike gets flustered, Hannah gets delirious and Joe gets injured. Oh and there’s also some stuff about tattoos that we’d like to apologise for in advance! Enjoy! Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E37 · Fri, January 28, 2022
Stevie G’s Choir, One Long Fingernail and the Joys of Accidental Voyeurism
This week Joe reveals a controversial opinion about new Watford manager Roy Hodgson, we muse over whether Wayne Rooney would ever go to Everton and wonder what on earth is wrong with Pep Guardiola. Plus , Mike can’t remember the last time Arsenal scored, Hannah gets riled up defending Marcus Rashford and Joe is very, very sad about Spurs vs Chelsea. Don’t worry though, there’s also plenty of rubbish, as Mike thinks it might be time for a manicure, Joe reveals why he really bought those binoculars and Hannah… well Hannah just can’t stop singing! Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Trailer · Wed, January 26, 2022
POST-MATCH HIGHLIGHTS: Inanimate Lovin' and the World of Waxing
In a little taster of the main show, Joe gets misty-eyed over his nostril trimmer, while Hannah reveals what really happens when ladies go to the salon... More of this rubbish in the full show every week and don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register Oh and if you like the show, please feel free rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, January 24, 2022
Row Z: Time Added On | JACK SKIPPER
In our brand new spin-off podcast we chat to comedian Jack Skipper about his viral comedy videos, getting hounded live on TikTok and how football has influenced his comedy. Follow @MrJackSkipper for more info and don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E35 · Fri, January 21, 2022
Moisturiser, Waxing Woes and What to do in Benidorm
Ummm, well it’s a ‘varied’ show! We discuss Spurs record-breaking comeback against Leicester in the Premier League; ask what next for Rafa Benitez and Everton; plus we talk about crisis club Manchester United and wonder whether the relationship between Thomas Tuchel and Romelu Lukaku is beyond repair. PLUS, Joe opens up about his unusual skincare regime, Mike eats some humble pie and Hannah takes us behind the scenes at her local salon… not for the faint-hearted. Enjoy! Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E34 · Fri, January 14, 2022
Wet Darts, Cucumbers and Kleptomania
In an episode teetering on the edge of chaos, we discuss the fallout from the FA Cup Third Round, as Mike gets crabby about Lewis Grabban’s beard. There’s also some Spurs chat, as Joe fights back the tears after Tottenham are knocked out of the Carabao Cup and we wonder whether Spurs might soon be facing life without Conte! However not to worry, as there’s also plenty of rambling about how much we fancy Idris Elba, Hannah outdoes herself with her inability to pronounce any normal words and an innocent chat about cats and cucumbers leads to a few surprises! Enjoy😊 Don't forget, you can send us a voice note to be played on the show! https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) You can get involved with the show too: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E33 · Fri, January 07, 2022
Kidney Stones, Big Dave and Where to Put That Banana
This week we ask, have Spurs scuppered their chances of silverware against Chelsea? Can Ralf Rangnick save Manchester United? And can Burnley really go down!? But don’t worry, there’s also stories of Joe making friends in hospital, how to ask for a foot stool in Scotland and an extremely elongated bit about bananas, Enjoy! Don't forget, you can send us a voice note to be played on the show! https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) You can get involved with the show too: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E32 · Fri, December 31, 2021
In the VIP and Sitting on Grandad’s Knee
It’s a New Year’s Eve special as we look back on an overstuffed turkey of Christmas football, wonder what on earth is happening with Leicester; ask are Arsenal actually any good and contemplate whether Conte can take Tottenham into the Top 4? There’s also a traditional Hannah vs Manchester United rant, while Mike is feeling festive, as he offers up some kind words for Spurs. PLUS, there’s fish metaphors, we find out what the Easts got up to in an Ibiza VIP area and how to ruin a lovely day out with your grandkids. Don't forget, you can send us a voice note to be played on the show! https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) You can get involved with the show too: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E31 · Fri, December 24, 2021
Please Stop Klopp, Clingfilm and Licking Moles
This week we talk about a couple of ding-dong games in North London, as Spurs entertain Liverpool and West Ham in the space of a few days. We ask, again, what on earth is wrong with Leeds and we wonder if Jurgen Klopp needs to ask Santa for a new attitude this Christmas. Plus , we talk embarrassing body parts, find out what Joe used to ask girls to lick in clubs and Hannah has some more homespun advice, this time involving a fresh sheet of clingfilm and some oil… We also have a massive shout for Izzy Brown and a brave Preston fan who remind us how far kindness can go and show us, #ItsOkToTalk ... Merry Christmas and enjoy! Don't forget, you can send us a voice note to be played on the show! https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S1 E30 · Thu, December 16, 2021
Ho, Ho, Ho Z!
It’s our 30th episode and we’re celebrating the festive season in style! We ask what’s wrong with Leeds? Is Steven Gerrard secretly the greatest manager in the history of football and look back on a Champions League draw that was so good, they did it twice! Plus , there are presents (well for Hannah and Mike anyway), Hannah nearly chokes on a festive treat and Joe has a shocking confession to get you all in the mood for Christmas. Oh and we have a very exciting announcement. Enjoy! Don't forget, you can send us a voice note to be played on the show! https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonus · Thu, December 09, 2021
Best Bits 4: Dec 2021 - Mike's Special Finger
Before next week's Christmas extravaganza we thought we'd drop a our final Best Bits of the year as a massive thank you for all your support! So prepare yourself for moving nipples, Ole's bank account, upsetting Wayne Rooney, sexy jingles and stolen biscuits. Enjoy! Don't forget, you can send us a voice note to be played on the show! https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Thu, December 02, 2021
Spurs Overhaul, a Harrowing Night in Hamburg and Hannah's One Minute of Glory
With Mike away at Beardfest 2021, Joe and Hannah are left to their own devices and weirdly, there is actually some football chat. Joe gives his uneducated opinion on what Spurs need to do to keep Antonio Conte happy in the January Transfer Window, while Hannah sticks up for Michael Carrick and Manchester United. There's also some Messi, Lewandowski and Ballon D'Or chat, as Joe and Hannah describe times they've been stitched up, plus there's more of Hannah wanging on about when she was on 'the TV show Gladiators', while Joe relives some serious trauma from a trip to Germany. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Thu, November 25, 2021
Ole Out and Mike's Plastic Surgery
Things start fairly normally, as we look at Ole's legacy at Manchester United, Arsenal's Anfield annihilation and Antonio Conte's first Premier League win as Spurs boss. Mike also waxes lyrical about Reece James as we question how you can fit the Chelsea right back and Liverpool's Trent Alexander-Arnold into Gareth Southgate's England team. However, the second half of the pod is not for the faint-hearted as Hannah goes into graphic detail about, well, everything and Mike has an innovative use for his little finger... You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Thu, November 18, 2021
Managerial Mayhem and Slandering Wayne Rooney
The Premier League is back from the international break with a Mardi Gras of managerial mayhem, as we discuss the comings and goings at Villa, Norwich and Newcastle. Meanwhile Mike isn't sure about Arsenal's apparent progress, Hannah's back to her favourite seat right on top of the old fence and Joe may have to worry about potential legal proceedings from Wayne Rooney. Enjoy! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Thu, November 11, 2021
Best Bits 3: Nov 2021 - Toe Z
It's international break so we're having an entirely undeserved holiday but to satiate your need for silliness, we have some of our favourite bits from @RowZPod from the last month. Including @JoeForresterTV and @Hannah.East.Official proving they're reactionary idiots who will attack a manager one week and praise them the next; @Mike__Mario shedding a little tear over his hero; plus there's some questionable contraceptive advice, we discover Hannah's family are just as weird as her and of course, plenty of toe action. Enjoy! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fri, November 05, 2021
The Row Z Method is 80% Effective
Joe changes his tune again as Conte arrives at Spurs, while Hannah does her best impression of a beleaguered MP and Mike gets wistful over Jeff Stelling. Plus we wince over Dusan Tadic's unfortunate meeting with the woodwork, we discover that Hannah's kids are just as weird as her and of course... there's more feet action! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Thu, October 28, 2021
United Woes and Sucking Toes
This week a thoroughly miserable Hannah talks us through United's spanking at the hands of arch-rivals Liverpool and we ask, why on Earth can't Jadon Sancho get a game? Plus there's yet more toe action and we find out what happened on Hannah's Hen Do! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Thu, October 28, 2021
Best Football Songs and Gladiator Sex
This week we all feel a bit sorry for Steve Bruce and just want him to know, that Row Z loves him. Meanwhile Hannah feels anxious about Manchester United, Joe is on top of the world with Tottenham and Mike shows us why he never quite made it to Judge's Houses on The X Factor. There's also fantasies about beardy football managers, some very inadvisable driving and stories about workplace hanky panky. So all in all... a normal week. You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Thu, October 28, 2021
Charlotte Robson on Newcastle Takeover
In the first of a special bumper week of episodes, we're joined by Charlotte Robsobn from the Newcastle United Supporters Trust and True Faith: Newcastle United Fanzine and Podcast. Charlotte discusses the moral conflict many Newcastle fans have felt since the club's controversial takeover by the Saudi-backed Public Investment Fund, as well as her hopes for the club's future. You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, October 27, 2021
Best Bits 2: Oct 2021
Eric Dier, Sean Dyche, Timo Werner, eating the skin, licking Pritt Sticks and drinking bodily fluids. Enjoy! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fri, October 08, 2021
Salah, Mbappe, Tyson Fury and Why Abstinence Can Be Dangerous...
This week we look back at game of the season so far between Liverpool and Manchester City, plus a disappointing weekend for Arsenal and Manchester United plus a glimmer of hope for Spurs. Hannah also has some lessons on anatomy for us, while Mike provides a stark warning for anyone thinking of taking some time off from a bit of self-love... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fri, October 01, 2021
Nuno, Solksjaer and Pink Eye
Despite Joe's creepy eye it's business as usual, as we look back at a turbulent week in the Champions League and ask, is it time for no more Nuno? Plus everyone shares their stories of being fired, just proving why they've been forced to work in podcasting! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fri, September 24, 2021
Ole, Harry Kane and Ruining Christmas Dinner
This week we look back at a disappointing midweek for Ole Gunnar Solksjaer and Manchester United, ask is it time for No More Nuno and Joe and Hannah talk about letting their families down. This week's show is dedicated to the memory of the brave, inspirational and joyful Hatti Gayner, who passed away a few days ago, aged only 29, due to Breast Cancer. If you would like to donate to the research aiming to end this heartbreaking disease or find out more, please visit @CoppaFeelPeople and Make2ndsCount on Instagram. And you can get in touch with us on twitter @RowZSoccer and Instagram @RowZPod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fri, September 17, 2021
Champions League and Chinese Divers
This week we talk Champions League, as the English teams get off to a good start but don't worry, there's still plenty of time for Hannah to upset some Chinese athletes, Joe relives the harrowing tale of his recent massage and Mike reviews the city of Preston. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fri, September 10, 2021
Best Bits So Far
The gang are all on holiday (not together, no one wants to share a room with Mike) so we thought we’d bring you some of the best bits so far including Sean Dyche, Jurgen Klopp, Timo Werner, Eric Dier’s Vegetable Patch and of course, stories about breastfeeding and fleshlights… enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fri, August 27, 2021
Arsenal in Trouble and Drinking Bodily Fluids
We ponder Arsenal's poor start to the season and show some love for a rampant Romelu, plus there are some astonishing revelations about what Hannah does on a night out and we a dull interview with Gareth Bale reveals A LOT of secrets! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fri, August 20, 2021
Nuno Numero Uno and Should We Worry About City?
As the Premier League gets underway again we ask is Arteta the man for Arsenal, is it too soono to praise Nuno and will City even challenge for the title this year!? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fri, August 13, 2021
Row Z: Messi, Premier League Predictions and Dishwasher-Friendly Sex Toys
This week we discuss the seismic news that Leo Messi has swapped his tears for cheers as he received a hero's welcome in Paris, plus have a look at how we think the Premier League will look come May... oh and we talk about the time Joe sold sex toys. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Thu, August 05, 2021
Row Z: Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool and Faking an Asthma Attack
We look at how the rest of the 'Big 6' shape up ahead of the new Premier League Season as Spurs prepare for life after Harry Kane, Arsenal buy a load of players you've never heard of and Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp makes a special guest appearance as we ask, can the Reds bounce back from the disappointment of last season? We also find out which Olympic sports the gang think they could take on and Joe has a shameful confession. Get in touch with the show on twitter @RowZSoccer and Instagram @RowZPod See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mon, August 02, 2021
Row Z: Harry Kane and Grealish to City and Poo in the Bath
We look ahead to how the 'Big 6' in the Premier League are shaping up as Spurs prepare for life without Harry Kane and Villa look like they're waving goodbye to Grealish; plus... are Manchester United actually going to be good this season!? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, July 21, 2021
Row Z: Transfer News, Messi's New Contract and How Hannah Met Her Husband
We're just about over the heartbreak of the Euros and have some big transfer news including Harry Kane, Leo Messi and Jadon Sancho, PLUS we delve deeper into Hannah's murky past and Joe has some confessions! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sat, July 10, 2021
Row Z at the Euros: The French Revolution and Hannah's Personal Musical
Apologies for the slight audio issue this week but strap in, as we look ahead to England vs Italy in the Euro 2020 Final, plus learn about the consequences of the French Revolution and Hannah tells us why she's more likely to cry over football than her children's progress in life! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fri, July 02, 2021
Row Z at the Euros: Don't Ring the Doorbell!
Today we look back on a stunning England victory, forward to the Quarter Finals, find out what Xavi gets up to in his spare time and we learn why, if you're going to Hannah's house, you should never ring the bell! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, June 29, 2021
Row Z at the Euros: 1% Body Fat and Inaccurate Japanese Team Names
In a stunningly shambolic episode there are bold, unsubstantiated and potentially slanderous claims about everyone from Cristiano Ronaldo, to Andrey Arshavin and even Greek generals from Antiquity... oh yeah and we also preview England vs Germany and look back on a bonkers Last 16 at Euro 2020. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fri, June 25, 2021
Row Z at the Euros: Sexy Managers and Getting Too Close to Alexa
We’re in buoyant mood as England go through and we look back on a mad few days at the Euros, plus get ready for sexiest managers and to find out just what Joe does with his Alexa! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mon, June 21, 2021
Row Z at the Euros: Three Italian Men Surrounding You
This week we talk Gareth Southgate's flasher coat, Joachim Low's silky trousers and find out what Michael Owen does in his spare time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Thu, June 17, 2021
Row Z at the Euros: Bigger Than Burns Night
Today we look back at moments of the tournament so far including Schick sticking David Marshall into his own net, Pogba purring and Italy bringing sexy back. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, June 09, 2021
TEASER | Row Z: The Definitive Soccer Podcast
Joe, Hannah and Mike give you a glimpse of what's to come on Row Z, with all your soccer and silliness from the Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, the Bundesliga, Ligue 1 and the rest of the wide world of football. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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