Election Profit Makers
A podcast about election-related prediction markets. Hosted by Jon Kimball and David Rees.
S4 Enull · Tue, April 15, 2025
Episode 321: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Lifting Weights With The Election Profit Makers.
Jon and David go hard as hell lifting weights in Jon's gym! This is an intense field recording! To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!
S4 Enull · Wed, April 09, 2025
Episode 320: June 2026 Goals
Jon’s knee hurts. David makes a CrimethInc connection. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
S4 Enull · Tue, April 01, 2025
Episode 319: Further Useful Remarks Concerning The Intersection Of Weightlifting And Politics
Jon recaps March Madness and remembers lifting at the YMCA. David celebrates the culture of bench-press spotting. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
S4 Enull · Tue, March 25, 2025
Episode 318: Trump Is The Least Non-Trump President At This Point In His Term
Jon and David injure themselves and adjust their training regimens accordingly. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
S4 Enull · Thu, March 20, 2025
Episode 317: Bonus Episode: North Carolina Political Gossip (with Thomas Mills)
Thomas Mills of PoliticsNC.com joins Jon and David to discuss Mark Robinson, Anderson Clayton, and domain names. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, March 18, 2025
Episode 316: Rejecting Wealth And Hell-ness For Health And Wellness
Jon shocks his system with made-up exercises. David describes his ideal personal trainer. EPM March Madness http://bit.ly/MYBRACKET Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, March 11, 2025
Episode 315: Your Health & Wellness Journey Begins Today
Jon and David discuss supplements, consumer electronics, and other lifestyle topics designed for today’s man. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, March 04, 2025
Episode 314: Either Show Their Heads Getting Chopped Off Or Move On
Jon picks a Bad Boy of the Week. David starts writing his Blood Meridian musical. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, February 25, 2025
PREVIEW Patreon Episode: Highlights Of The First EPM Call-In Show
To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks! http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
S4 Enull · Tue, February 18, 2025
Episode 312: Router Name Resistance
Jon and David argue about how long it would take to walk to Sunrise Biscuit Kitchen from Jon’s apartment. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, February 11, 2025
Episode 311: Dumbbells are important
Jon rages at a breakfast restaurant’s self-description. David theorizes about national dementia. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
S4 Enull · Tue, February 04, 2025
Episode 310: Did DEI Cause The American Airlines 5432 Crash? A Good-Faith Investigation Into An Intriguing Theory
Jon gets back into the news. David celebrates crustal hydration. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
S4 Enull · Tue, January 28, 2025
Episode 309: 100 Years
Jon warns David about pink dye. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
S4 Enull · Tue, January 21, 2025
Episode 308: In This Moment All Sides Should Give One Another A Bit Of Grace
Jon explains why he’s no longer bothered by horror. David starts monitoring bedfellows. Visit our sponsor! bit.ly/anditallmakessense Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
S4 Enull · Tue, January 14, 2025
Episode 307: DM Me On Watch Duty
David packs a go bag. Jon has issues with his fob. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
S4 Enull · Tue, January 07, 2025
Episode 306: The Bunny Rabbit Boys
Jon and David rebrand and provide a hippity-hoppity take on current events. Join our Patreon! http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, December 31, 2024
Episode 305: Last Episode Of 2024!
Jon celebrates a North Carolina population milestone. David watches Nicole Kidman drink a glass of milk. Join our Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Thu, December 26, 2024
Episode 304: Post-Christmas Mini Episode
Jon gets excited about a new dam. David shares New York City memories from days gone by. Join our Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, December 17, 2024
Episode 303: Cormac McCarthy And Avalanches
David makes unfounded conjectures about a famous novelist. Jon promises to read Blood Meridian. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, December 10, 2024
Episode 302: Holding Space For Brainrot
Jon and David discuss Luigi Mangione and Lara Trump. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Wed, December 04, 2024
Episode 301: Temu Tom Waits
Jon keeps up with the news. David sees Wicked. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, November 26, 2024
Episode 300: TOURNAMENT OF TOUGHEST ROAD SIGNS
Jon and David argue their way through a 32-seed bracket of the toughest road signs. This was previously a Patreon-only episode but it's a holiday so enjoy. Be back to our regularly scheduled show next week! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
Trailer · Wed, November 20, 2024
No episode this week
Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Wed, November 13, 2024
Episode 299: 2024 Election Recap For A Low-Information Voter
David hasn't looked at the news in a week. Jon tells him what happened. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, November 05, 2024
Episode 298: The 2024 EPM Slide Whistle Jukebox
Incredible, indescribable, inspirational music for the home stretch. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, October 29, 2024
Episode 297: The Feelings Attached To The Numbers
Jon canvasses with his mom. David makes his final PredictIt trade. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, October 22, 2024
Episode 296: Two-Week Horizon Gut Check (With Janie Haddad Tompkins)
Jon and David talk to Janie about the upcoming election, which is two weeks away. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, October 15, 2024
Episode 295: Trump’s Sound Bath (Featuring Starlee Kine)
Jon and David talk to Starlee about election vibes and listening parties. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, October 08, 2024
Episode 294: Four Weeks Until Election Day
David stops listening to the numbers. Jon promises, for the thousandth time, to quit Twitter. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, October 01, 2024
Episode 293: Let The October Surprises Begin
Jon and David discuss a grim week for North Carolina. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, September 24, 2024
Episode 292: ANNOUNCING: The 2024 EPM Slide Whistle Jukebox
Donate at https://app.oath.vote to hear your favorite song rocked on the slide whistle! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Fri, September 20, 2024
Episode 291: Emergency NC Limelight Update: Black Nazi Piss King
Jon and David discuss recent news out of North Carolina. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Wed, September 18, 2024
Episode 290: What’s The Deal With Grimsley High School?
This is our first episode edited using Ableton 10! Extremely historic stuff. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, September 10, 2024
Episode 289: I'll See You In The Booth
Jon compiles recent North Carolina polls. David complains about spiders descending on him. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
Trailer · Mon, September 09, 2024
Announcement: Live Debate Watch Party on Discord Tuesday Night
Come join us on Discord at 9pm ET as we'll provide live commentary as we all stream the debate. If you're not a Patreon member, join today for Discord access! http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
S4 Enull · Wed, September 04, 2024
Episode 287: A Vale Of Humility Between Two Mountains Of Conceit
Jon doesn’t think the Arlington kerfuffle has legs. David celebrates Mark Robinson’s filthy porno desires. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, August 27, 2024
Episode 286: Let’s Follow The Chemtrails Up Into RFK Jr’s Nose
Jon reviews the NC sample ballot. David plays the final cicada recording. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Fri, August 23, 2024
Episode 285: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: 2024 DNC Recap
Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, August 20, 2024
Episode 284: Sweet Baby James
Jon recaps the DNC’s first night. David plays a message from Beckett. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Fri, August 16, 2024
Episode 283: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Negative Risk Explainer
Jon explains negative risk, the safest way to make money on PredictIt. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, August 13, 2024
Episode 282: Nickname Crisis
Jon makes good money on Tim Walz. David explains the difference between Deadpool and Deadwood. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Mon, August 05, 2024
Episode 281: Monday Special: The Last VP Market Ever?
Jon makes last-minute trades before the VP announcement. David watches in silence. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, July 30, 2024
Episode 280: Couch Me Ousside, Howbow Dah
Jon talks about the kids today. David refuses to put more money into PredictIt. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, July 23, 2024
Episode 279: Joe Biden Listens To The Numbers
Jon made lots of money betting on Kamala Harris. David did not. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, July 16, 2024
Episode 278: The Best Week Of Donald Trump’s Life
Jon and David discuss the assassination attempt, the dismissal of the documents case, and stickers. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
Trailer · Sat, July 13, 2024
Episode 277: PATREON PREVIEW: Q&A Catch-up
Jon and David get caught up on listener questions. To hear the entire episode, go to Patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, July 09, 2024
Episode 276: Biden Campaign Death Watch, Week 2
Jon tries his goodest to think clearly. David enters the Biden resignation market. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, July 02, 2024
Episode 275: Post-Debate PredictIt Turbulence
David learns about the presidential debate. Jon describes Medieval Manhattan. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, June 25, 2024
Episode 274: Won't Need Your Eyes
Jon and David are still traveling. Regular episodes will resume next week. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, June 18, 2024
Episode 273: PATREON PREVIEW: Tournament of Number Songs
Jon and David debate which is the #1 song about numbers. To hear the entire episode, go to Patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, June 11, 2024
Episode 272: Infoworse
Jon prepares for the journey of a lifetime. David ends his love affair with guitar pedals. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Thu, June 06, 2024
Episode 271: The Summer Of Chaos Begins
Jon and David answer listener questions and analyze recent nature recordings. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, June 04, 2024
Episode 270: Introducing: The Cinderblokes
Jon and David plan their rival Netflix specials. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, May 28, 2024
Episode 269: Chasing The Cheese
Jon reaches out to PredictIt. David wakes up defeated. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, May 21, 2024
Episode 268: Flag Vs. Sign
Jon shares hot new data about Charlotte. David boldly calls for Donald Trump to drop out of the presidential race. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, May 14, 2024
Episode 267: Will You Let Me Put Your Name On A Doormat?
Jon analyzes the Gateway Arch. David gets a surprisingly sexy email. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, May 07, 2024
Episode 266: UNC Successfully Protects Its American Flag From Hamas’s Army
Jon returns to negative risk. David remembers a classic rap battle. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, April 30, 2024
Episode 265: Cricket’s Revenge
A PredictIt market finally reacts to a piece of news. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, April 23, 2024
Episode 264: The Tortured POTUS Department
Jon doesn’t want to talk about Kristi Noem. David celebrates shooting UV light inside himself. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, April 16, 2024
Episode 263: 100-Decibel Frogs
Jon explains why Charlotte is a Gamma-plus city. David explains why Shakespeare was a good writer. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, April 16, 2024
Episode 262: Mama’s Gonna Buy You A Mockingbird
David figures out how to make $10,000 a night. Jon clanks his huge water bottle. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, April 09, 2024
Episode 261: Tim Sheehy’s Magic Bullet
Jon mourns the end of March Madness. David counts knobs on his pedals. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, April 02, 2024
Episode 260: Have Faith, Believe, Just Trust, You’ll See ...
Anything Is Possible. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Mon, April 01, 2024
Episode 259: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: 2024 NCAA Tournament Recap 3
Jon analyzes Duke's tournament upsets. David is upset by the numbers. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!
S4 Enull · Sat, March 30, 2024
Episode 258: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: 2024 NCAA Tournament Recap 2
David reports back from his big night at the Crypto Dot Com arena. Jon mourns a Duke victory. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!
S4 Enull · Tue, March 26, 2024
Episode 257: Storms Operate In Your Eyes
David finally gets to talk about guitar pedals for one minute. Jon discusses gambling in NC. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Mon, March 25, 2024
Episode 256: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: 2024 NCAA Tournament Recap 1
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S4 Enull · Tue, March 19, 2024
Episode 255: Fixing A Bicycle Chain While Pedaling
Jon gives it up for NC State. David remembers the Bad Lieutenant. Join EPM Madness!! http://bit.ly/epmmadness Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, March 12, 2024
Episode 254: A Pissle-stop Tour
Jon remembers the last time he cried about sports. David learns about “Fundie Baby Voice." Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Thu, March 07, 2024
Episode 253: Super Tuesday Recap
This is a mini-episode for the historical record. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, March 05, 2024
Patreon Episode Preview: Tournament of Toughest Road Signs
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S4 Enull · Wed, February 28, 2024
Episode 251: Battle Of The Jan. 6 Games
Jon and David make a bet about the Michigan primary. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Fri, February 23, 2024
Patreon Episode Preview: Abraham Lincoln Was The Best President: Remembering Dexter Romweber
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S4 Enull · Wed, February 21, 2024
Episode 249: A Journey To Aphantasia
Jon and David’s conversation about Trump’s new sneakers takes an unexpected turn. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Wed, February 14, 2024
Episode 248: There’s Too Many Buttons Here
Jon watches Keith Olbermann watching Jon Stewart. David watches Joe Biden watching Taylor Swift. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Tue, February 06, 2024
Episode 247: SEO Optimization Factor (Extreme Mode): Apple Vision Pro, Taylor Swift, UNC Versus Duke
Jon waits for a hot new tech gadget. David waits for Taylor Swift to tweet about Palestine. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Wed, January 31, 2024
Episode 246: Buying Nikki Haley At Two Cents
Jon goes even deeper on Hurricane Fran. David shares more bumper-sticker diaries. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Wed, January 24, 2024
Patreon Episode Preview: NH Primary Recap
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S4 Enull · Wed, January 24, 2024
Episode 244: New Hampshire Primary Preview
David buys more Nikki Haley shares. Jon apologizes to an important Christian. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Wed, January 17, 2024
Episode 243: Iowa Caucus Recap
Money-Losin' Season is here again! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Wed, January 10, 2024
Episode 242: The Milkiest Way
Jon sings an old banking jingle. David finally invests in Nikki Haley. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Wed, January 03, 2024
Episode 241: 2024 Will Be The Best Year Yet!!!
Jon celebrates blue-state college football. David announces his new favorite movie director. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
Trailer · Thu, December 28, 2023
Patreon Episode Preview: Bad Boy Of The Year Tournament
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S4 Enull · Wed, December 20, 2023
Episode 239: Biden And Baphomet Can’t Catch A Break
Jon celebrates an underrated skyline. David gets confused about fuzz pedals. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S4 Enull · Wed, December 13, 2023
Episode 238: Ron DeSantis’s Pedalboard
Jon ponders musical carpeting. David gets to know Patriotic Kenny. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S4 Enull · Tue, December 05, 2023
Episode 237: Who Would Win The Super-War Between All States?
Jon remembers Henry Kissinger. David continues to lose money. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
S4 Enull · Thu, November 30, 2023
Episode 236: More high-pitched whining
Jon analyzes the Mombasa skyline. David uncovers a noise-cancelling-headphone psyop. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S4 Enull · Wed, November 22, 2023
Episode 235: A Midjourney Thanksgiving
Two drumsticks flappin’ and yappin' Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S4 Enull · Tue, November 14, 2023
Episode 234: Biden, Israel, Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Jon asks about the 10. David holds Tim Scott despite losses. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S4 Enull · Wed, November 08, 2023
Episode 233: 60,000: The Number Of People Kenan Stadium Used To Hold
Jon explores stoicism. David explores the numbers. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S4 Enull · Tue, October 31, 2023
Episode 232: Halloween Spaghetti
Jon wonders about lifts. David remembers something Kool Keith said to him. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S4 Enull · Tue, October 24, 2023
Episode 231: Who’s There? Ghost.
Ghost to show we’re back from our hiatus! Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, October 17, 2023
Episode 230: EPM Hiatus Special: The Unknown Guest (A James Bond Mystery) (1981)
James Bond fights Dr. X, who used to work with Dr. No.
S3 Enull · Wed, October 11, 2023
Episode 229: EPM Hiatus Special: Satchel (2023), Mystery Truck (1981)
He put the mask in the street and let the cars run over it.
S3 Enull · Thu, October 05, 2023
Episode 228: EPM Hiatus Special: The Alley Men In New York (1981)
David tells a story.
S3 Enull · Wed, September 20, 2023
Episode 227: Two Two Seven
Jon explains the missing fighter jet. David names the Star Wars planets. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, September 12, 2023
Episode 226: Wanted Dead ’N’ Alive
Jon analyzes Lara Trump’s URL mistake. David calls the Giuliani donation line. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, September 05, 2023
Episode 225: We Are Directly Between Two Ancient Sacred Relics
Jon welcomes the newest members of the ACC. David worries about Tim Scott’s relationship status. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Wed, August 30, 2023
Episode 224: EPM Mugshot Review
Hello, this is David and I don't know what goes here so I'm gonna leave it blank.
S3 Enull · Tue, August 22, 2023
Episode 223: Bodies Bodies Bodies: GOP Debate Preview
David drafts an NYT push alert. Jon opens up about Vivek Ramaswamy. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Wed, August 16, 2023
Episode 222: Why Don’t Our Presidents Sing?
Jon and David place bets on whether Giuliani will smile in his mugshot. (Piano music by MATTIA CUPELLI: https://soundcloud.com/mattiacupelli ) Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, August 08, 2023
Episode 221: You Have A Plane That Can Only Fly Straight
David buys more TRUMP NO shares. Jon makes an unexpected discovery about lines. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Wed, August 02, 2023
Episode 220: Vivek’s Got The Juice
Jon reviews Barbie and the new Trump indictment. David reviews Oppenheimer and Fat Tonys Pizza. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Mon, July 24, 2023
Episode 219: PredictIt Is Saved
Jon reacts to the big PredictIt news and analyzes x.com's URL. David defends his Titanic decision. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Wed, July 19, 2023
Episode 218: Titanic Vs. The Moon
Some of us are just gonna float untethered in space. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Mon, July 10, 2023
Episode 217: Pronounced Like “Looting"
Jon misses Disco. David learns about splooting. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Thu, July 06, 2023
Episode 216: They Found Cocaine In The White House
Jon learns about number stations for the first time. David promises no more honking. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Mon, June 26, 2023
Episode 215: Ten Football Stadiums Of Large Dogs Falling On You
Jon ponders the depths below. David welcomes a new candidate to PredictIt. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Wed, June 21, 2023
Episode 214: Erotic Bad Boys Of The Week
Jon discusses the missing submarine. David fantasizes about the Tim Moore lawsuit. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Mon, June 12, 2023
Episode 213: I Don’t Want Anybody Looking Through My Boxes
Jon considers Trump’s latest indictment. David remembers a scandalous password. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Wed, June 07, 2023
Episode 212: Hello Skinnyapolis
Jon gets sick. David misremembers the Chinese Room. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, May 30, 2023
Episode 211: Marvel Comics Presents: The Uncanny X-Men & The Residents
Jon gets burned. David gets punched. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Thu, May 25, 2023
Episode 210: $TUD
Recorded hours before Ron DeSantis’s masterful Twitter Spaces announcement. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Thu, May 18, 2023
Episode 209: Patreon Unlocked: Fashion Spectacular (Part 2 of 2)
More Patreon fashion fun, now unlocked for all listeners. We’ll be back with regular episodes soon! Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, May 16, 2023
Episode 208: Patreon Unlocked: Fashion Spectacular (Part 1 of 2)
Lisa Fries answers Jon and David’s fashion questions. We’ll be back with regular episodes soon! Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, May 09, 2023
Announcement
No podcast this week.
S3 Enull · Tue, May 02, 2023
Episode 206: The Scofield Files: Case Closed
"I would appreciate an acknowledgment of this communication." Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Mon, April 24, 2023
Episode 205: The Scofield Files
Jon bids farewell to Tucker Carlson. David does some digging. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Wed, April 19, 2023
Episode 204: Your Sacrifice Completes My Sanctuary Of One Thousand Testicles
Jon’s parents help solve a mystery. David sees The Holy Mountain. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, April 11, 2023
Episode 203: Harlan Crow’s Garden Of Evil: The Musical
David wonders about Hitler’s teapot. Jon confuses Aaron Sorkin with Aaron Spelling. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Wed, April 05, 2023
Episode 202: Trump Arrest / Thrift Store LP Treasures
David grieves for a lost mug shot. Jon leaves his window open so the birds can have their say. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, March 28, 2023
Episode 201: “I Was A Fiend For The Soft Stuff"
Jon celebrates SVB’s new connection to North Carolina. David waxes erotic about pudding. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, March 21, 2023
Episode 200: Iraq War 20th Anniversary Celebration Spectacular!
Jon and David take a stroll down memory lane. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Fri, March 17, 2023
Patreon Episode PREVIEW: NCAA Tournament Recap #1
Jon and David discuss the first full day of March Madness and analyze the health of their brackets. To hear the rest of this episode, join the EPM Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
S3 Enull · Mon, March 13, 2023
Episode 198: Brief, Chaotic, And Lo-Fi
David shows up at Jon’s house. Jon reminisces about Gainesville. David shows off his new sleep machine. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Sun, March 12, 2023
Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Field Recording Of New Hope Creek At Night
This was recorded at the Johnston Mill Nature Preserve. Subscribe to the EPM Patreon to hear the full recording.
S3 Enull · Tue, February 28, 2023
Episode 196: Is The Universe Expanding Or Not
Jon worries about the numbers. David fantasizes about the pyramids. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, February 21, 2023
Episode 195: If It Landed In Your Yard You’d Be Screaming
Jon can’t defend Mayor Pete. David can’t believe Biden didn’t say “cars and trucks." Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, February 14, 2023
Announcement
David has COVID. We’ll be back next week.
S3 Enull · Wed, February 08, 2023
Episode 193: Could Tony Robbins Have Been Elected President?
Jon celebrates the Battle of Myrtle Beach. David ponders hypothetical SOTU word markets. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Wed, February 01, 2023
Episode 192: Water Ad Libitum
Jon makes a case for the Toronto skyline. David fantasizes about “JackTok." Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Wed, January 25, 2023
Episode 191: The Goldsboro Incident
Jon finally starts watching the Bureau. David makes his last PredictIt trade. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Wed, January 18, 2023
Episode 190: Cash: Zero. Shares: Zero.
David remembers Russian Water Comedy. Jon finally quits PredictIt. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, January 10, 2023
Episode 189: The Most Exciting Friday Night In PredictIt History?
Jon and David celebrate the final House Speaker votes. Jon reviews Avatar: The Way of Water. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Mon, January 09, 2023
Episode 188: Micro-Episode About David’s Underground Cave
More soon!
S3 Enull · Tue, January 03, 2023
Episode 187: 2,000 Shares In Hakeem Jeffries Yes
Jon and David watch the floor vote for House speaker. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, December 27, 2022
Episode 186: 2022 = 2+0+2+2 = 6
David reviews his 2022 bingo card. Jon explains the latest (and last?) PredicIt hoax. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Wed, December 21, 2022
Episode 185: Donald Trump NFT In Rick Owens Drip
Jon wins big in the Fauci market. David reminisces about Daffy's. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, December 20, 2022
Announcement
This week's episode will be released Wednesday morning! Thank you.
S3 Enull · Tue, December 13, 2022
Episode 183: Total Vindication Of America’s Greatest Prognosticator (with Alex Pareene)
Alex Pareene returns to celebrate his prediction about Kyrsten Sinema coming true. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, December 06, 2022
Episode 182: If There’s A Bustle In Your Hedgerow
Jon and David discuss the Twitter Files and UNC’s disastrous weekend. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, November 29, 2022
Episode 181: Cat Stevens Recorded A Whole Concept Album About Numbers
David joins Jon in his room to record another stupendous episode of their podcast (Election Profit Makers). Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, November 22, 2022
Episode 180: Travelin’ Down To Hell With The Devil On My Ass
Jon makes more money on the midterms. David has a question about numbers. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, November 15, 2022
Episode 179: Voice Memos From A Pizza Hut(?) Employee
N.C. meetup in a couple weeks! Listen for info. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Wed, November 09, 2022
Episode 178: Midterms 2022: The Chaos Bowl
Jon trolls Trafalgar. David makes money. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, November 01, 2022
Episode 177: Surprising Things Have Been Known To Happen (And May Well Continue To Happen Into The Future)
Our last episode before the 2020 midterms. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, October 25, 2022
Episode 176: We Have Prepared A Thrilling Rollercoaster Ride Of Terror For You
Jon digs in on PredictIt. David gets his ass kicked by Charlotte. Patreon watch party this Thursday! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, October 18, 2022
Episode 175: Herschel Walker Safety Patrol
Jon defends “First In Flight.” David honors the Federal Booty Inspector. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, October 11, 2022
Episode 174: Ancient Aliens
Jon writes off Florida. David shares his canvassing diary. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Thu, October 06, 2022
Patreon Episode PREVIEW: A Celebration Of Minor League Baseball Team Names And Stadiums
All hail the Springfield Cardinals. Subscribe to our Patreon to hear the full episode. http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
S3 Enull · Tue, October 04, 2022
Episode 172: Midas Manifestation Dot Beauty
Jon recovers from Hurricane Ian. David prepares to start knocking. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, September 27, 2022
Episode 171: Where We Go Footbone We Go Football
David invests in the midterms. Jon prepares for Hurricane Ian. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, September 20, 2022
Episode 170: The Famous Left-Wing Journalist Who Was Your Uncle
Jon feels sympathy for Mike Lindell. David explains the gossip about “Don’t Worry Darling." Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, September 13, 2022
Episode 169: nervy.touchy.spectators
Jon gets canvassed. David remembers the Queen. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, September 06, 2022
Episode 168: Seven Billboards
Jon remembers his high-school Rolodex. David remembers working at Maxim magazine. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, August 30, 2022
Episode 167: “You Know What, Baby? I’m Gone. I’m Gone With The Wind."
The first billboards are up! Jon and David review the amazing events of August 2022. Donate to the billboard campaign... PAYPAL: contact@electionprofitmakers.com VENMO: @David-Rees-32 ZELLE: dr@mnftiu.cc Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, August 23, 2022
Episode 166: The Billboards Are Happening
Jon checks in on the Fauci market. David forgets to mention Liz Cheney’s loss. Donate to the billboard campaign on PAYPAL: contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com
S3 Enull · Tue, August 16, 2022
Episode 165: I’m At Wegner’s, My Wife Wants Some Vegetables For Crudité
Jon cries from all the lasers. David shares an Ohio billboard update. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, August 09, 2022
Episode 164: Who Rides The Wrecking Ball Into Our Guitars?
Jon and David discuss the end of PredictIt. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Sat, August 06, 2022
Episode 163: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Jon’s Dad Talks About Nope
To hear therest of the entire episode, go to our Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
S3 Enull · Tue, August 02, 2022
Episode 162: Like Sands Through The Hourglass ...
Jon and David discuss the Forward Party, recent changes in the Senate markets, and NOPE. Rebecca from Missoula shares some Gavin Newsom intel. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Sat, July 30, 2022
Episode 161: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Johnston Mill Preserve Field Recording
To hear the entire episode, go to our Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
S3 Enull · Tue, July 26, 2022
Episode 160: Feet Don’t Fail Me Now
Jon and David discuss many topics … and have fun doing so!!! Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Fri, July 22, 2022
Episode 159: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Design Lessons From Guitar Pedals (with Clive Thompson)
To hear the rest of this episode, go to our Patreon at http://patreon.epm.cool
S3 Enull · Tue, July 19, 2022
Episode 158: “Strongly Approve” = 1%
Jon updates his airport pickup policy. David researches Ohio billboards. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://epm.cool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Sat, July 16, 2022
Episode 157: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Conference Realignment
To hear the rest of this episode, go to our Patreon at http://epm.cool Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://epm.cool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, July 12, 2022
Episode 156: Fit Crazy Describe It For Us Right Quick
Jon and David discuss Boris Johnson, Joe Biden, and Balenciaga jeans. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
Trailer · Tue, July 05, 2022
Back Next Week
No show this week. Happy Independence Day! Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, June 28, 2022
Episode 154: We'll Fight For You If You Simply Vote Harder (with Janie Haddad Tompkins)
Jon and David briefly discuss SCOTUS. Janie Haddad Tompkins analyzes the 1/6 Committee. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://epm.cool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, June 21, 2022
Episode 153: I Just Gave Myself A Headache
Jon enters the Trump indictment market. David perfects a new catchphrase. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://epm.cool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, June 14, 2022
Episode 152: Body Horror
David reviews the Jan. 6 Committee hearings. Jon starts investing in crypto. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, June 07, 2022
Episode 151: A Million People On Mars By 2050
Jon and David bet against Boris Johnson. Stephanie files an amazing fish weir dispatch. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, May 31, 2022
Episode 150: Highway To The Gain-ger Zone
Jon puts more money into PredictIt. David reviews Top Gun: Maverick. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, May 24, 2022
Episode 149: The Bison And The Scorpion
Jon rides the Dr. Oz wave. David drops a hot take about Madison Cawthorn’s defeat. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, May 17, 2022
Episode 148: What Makes Man Lower Than A Turtle? His Ego!
Jon and David look forward to the NC and PA primaries. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, May 10, 2022
Episode 147: I Don’t Know Whether To Throw Up Or Cry
Our experiment in A.I. podcasting ends in disaster. Regular episodes resume next week. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, May 03, 2022
Episode 146: Man Vs. Robot
Jon’s first week off doesn’t go as planned. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, April 26, 2022
Episode 145: You Call Yourself The Riddler And You Show Up With This?
Jon takes issue with Elon Musk’s amazing tunnel ideas. David takes issue with the Riddler. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, April 19, 2022
Episode 144: Has Anyone Seen My Milk Bucket
Jon and David discuss testosterone, the key to American manliness. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, April 12, 2022
Episode 143: On A Scale From 9 To 10
Jon finally bets against Madison Cawthorn. David listens to Herschel Walker’s wisdom. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, April 05, 2022
Episode 142: The Numbers Are Communicating With Us
Jon recaps one of the greatest games in UNC history. David discusses sexual get-togethers. Kate captures a stunning 444 moment. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, March 29, 2022
Episode 141: Is Ginni Thomas A Bad Boy?
Jon says hello from Florida. David reviews the Oscars. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
Trailer · Mon, March 28, 2022
Episode 140: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Fish Weir Field Recording
Jon and David recorded one of Jon’s favorite fish weirs. Subscribe to our Patreon to hear the full recording. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday/ Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, March 22, 2022
Episode 139: The Only March Madness Podcast Episode You Will Ever Need
Jon outlines a worst-case scenario. David shares a new number joke. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, March 15, 2022
Episode 138: To All The Pizza In The Place With Style And Grace
Jon and David look at fundraising in NC’s hottest congressional races. Listeners weigh in on the best birthdays. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, March 08, 2022
Episode 137: Balls And Numbers (A Wizard’s Tale)
Jon celebrates a huge weekend for North Carolina sports. David accuses Mark Meadows of voter fraud. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, March 01, 2022
Episode 136: Engaging The Enemy's Memes In A Modern Battlespace (a.k.a. Warfighting 101)
Jon and David go into war-pundit mode Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, February 22, 2022
Episode 135: 2:22 2/22/22 (2222222222222)
For hardcore number-heads only Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, February 15, 2022
Episode 134: Krallice Tremolo Picking Reference
Jon explains the latest NC congressional maps and sings selections from Bye Bye Birdie. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, February 08, 2022
Episode 133: Blood Incantation Logo Joke
Jon turns into a sk8ter boi. David tries watching the Olympics. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, February 01, 2022
Episode 132: You Sheltered Me With Abundance
Jon dives into the SCOTUS market. David gags on a popcorn husk. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.
S3 Enull · Tue, January 25, 2022
Episode 131: Standing Behind Aaron Rodgers At The Airport
David finally ends his affair with JD Vance. Jon critiques Biden’s press conference. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S3 Enull · Fri, January 21, 2022
Episode 130: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Q&A Spectacular With Aimee Mann
Entire episode available at our Patreon. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S3 Enull · Tue, January 18, 2022
Episode 129: 4 Hill 4 Billy
Clay Aiken runs for Congress in Jon’s district. David talks about his priceless Saul Steinberg chair. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S3 Enull · Tue, January 11, 2022
Episode 128: Nancy Pelosi’s Bingo Card Triumph
Are rocks tools? Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, January 04, 2022
Episode 127: I Didn’t Have Making A 2022 Bingo Card On My 2022 Bingo Card
Jon finds himself up for Bad Boy of the Week. David mourns a dead pedal. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, December 28, 2021
Episode 126: Florida Pizza Restaurant Infomercial
No regular episode this week. Happy New Year! Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, December 21, 2021
Episode 125: 2021 Can Go Eat A Donkey’s Ass
Jon’s love for ancient fish technology saves David from the abyss. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, December 14, 2021
Episode 124: You With Your Fishing Weirs And Me With My Cheese
David shares his story of being cancelled by Dr. Oz. Jon discusses fish walls. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, December 07, 2021
Episode 123: Try Crazy Stuff
Jon and David talk to the unstoppable Astra Taylor. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, November 30, 2021
Episode 122: Bedroom Fun 2021!
David makes money on Matthew McConaughey; Jon reads a statement about Kid Rock. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, November 23, 2021
Episode 121: Thanksgiving Weekend Meetup Announcement!
No episode this week. Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, November 16, 2021
Episode 120: Bingo-Card Comedian Vs. Discogs Democrat
Jon explains pro-family radio call signs; David wonders if Kyle Rittenhouse qualifies as a bad boy. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, November 09, 2021
Episode 119: Versace Spring 2022 Collection
Jon almost breaks David with a tweet. Bari starts some kind of weird fake college. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, November 02, 2021
Episode 118: Aesop, RoboCop, Bitcoin Bad Boys
Jon preps for Virginia's gubernatorial election, David wonders if the cop who interrupted the episode was a bot. Featuring new bit.ly links! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, October 26, 2021
Episode 117: The Nude Dudes Are Decidedly Rude
Jon alienates our Ohio listeners, David discusses Dune and Dopesmoker, new stickers for new Patreons! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, October 19, 2021
Episode 116: We Sell Party Stethoscopes (with Alex Pareene)
Alex Pareene makes a big Sinema prediction. Jon discusses steering wheels. David’s bad-boy comedy takes no prisoners. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, October 12, 2021
Episode 115: Jon Will Never Watch Squid Game
David bets big against Matthew McConaughey. Jon wonders why September sucked. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, October 05, 2021
Episode 114: Kayaks, Bathrooms, Fake Names, & Close Calls
Sinema betrays Code Pink’s heritage. David’s memory of his old nickname takes a dark turn. (CW: Brief mention of sexual assault) Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, September 28, 2021
Episode 113: Build Back Better vs. Pasta Face-Off
Self-described “douchebag moderate” Bill Scher explains WTF is happening this week. Also football. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, September 21, 2021
Episode 112: Art Thou But A Dagger Of The Mind?
David attends a fundraiser; Jon celebrates UNC football; Marjorie blows up a car. GREEN ROOM watch party this Thursday! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, September 14, 2021
Episode 111: The 9/11 Wuhan Drum Machine Mystery
David mourns America’s innocence, Jon watches Josh Mandel in the corn, Emma sends an amazing email. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, September 07, 2021
Episode 110: Horse Shampoo
Jon drops a new bit.ly link, David stops hedging in the CA recall market. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, August 31, 2021
Episode 109: Will Larry Elder Live to See the California Recall?
Jon hypes his discomfort zone, David reviews the latest Jack Reacher novel. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, August 24, 2021
Episode 108: A Table Called Bob
David hedges hard in the CA recall; Jon defends his skyscraper theory; JD Vance’s beard gets dewy. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, August 17, 2021
Episode 107: Afghanistan 3030
Jon decides to re-invade Nebraska, David finally gets an email from JD Vance. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, August 10, 2021
Episode 106: 29 Feet Below The Highest Point In Nebraska
Jon crosses state lines on another mission, David rides Cuomo waves, Penthouse Pete plays dirty. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, August 03, 2021
Episode 105: Twenty Minutes Of Madison Cawthorn Yelling About Freedom From The Bottom Of A Well.
We'll be back next week! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, July 27, 2021
Episode 104: GeoGuessr vs. The Olympics
Jon sets a world record, David perfects his "$50,000 plate" joke. RIP Oh Papa. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, July 20, 2021
Episode 103: Tweetsie Railroad
David buys more pants. Jon searches for JD Vance in Appalachia. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Fri, July 16, 2021
Episode 102: Election Profit Makers in Space
Jon, David, and Starlee get a free flight. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Wed, July 07, 2021
Episode 101: Don’t Fall For It
David pitches to the JD Vance campaign. Starlee sees through Jeff Bezos. Jon is swallowed up by GeoGuesser. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Wed, June 30, 2021
Episode 100: Helicopters are Infrastructure
David and Starlee scrap the episode outline and listen to Jon talk about building elevations. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Thu, June 24, 2021
Episode 99: In Between Time
Starlee recaps her trip. New York votes for mayor. Happy birthday David. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, June 15, 2021
Episode 98: Bridges and Fridges
Jon and David place bets on Starlee’s cross country tour. Adams, who lives in New York and not New Jersey, pulls ahead. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Wed, June 09, 2021
Episode 97: Hot God Summer
Jon and Starlee welcome a surprise guest. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Wed, June 02, 2021
Episode 96: Mayor of Easttown
Starlee goes to the movies. Jon’s a car guy now. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Tue, May 25, 2021
Episode 95: All Hail the Harmonica Ripper
Groomgate enters its third week. Yang continues to disrupt. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Wed, May 19, 2021
Episode 94: It’s Complicated
Masks come off. The race for Mayor is on. Starlee is up, David is down. Jon unpacks why he doesn’t like sword fights on horses. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 Enull · Wed, May 12, 2021
Episode 93: The Story Of The Horse Who Did Drugs
Starlee, David and Jon place bets on the New York mayoral race. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
Bonus · Wed, May 05, 2021
Episode 92: Announcement
Kid Midas shares info about a live watch party on Thursday. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
Wed, April 28, 2021
Episode 91: Celebrities Are Terrific
Starlee David and Jon try and predict which SNL sketches Elon Musk will do. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
Wed, April 21, 2021
Episode 90: Nothing Lasts Forever
David gives a pop quiz. Starlee makes a vow. Jon dreams. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
Wed, April 14, 2021
Episode 89: Area Codes Are Everything
Jon makes history. David hypes Joe Manchin. Starlee pitches progressive Q. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
Tue, April 06, 2021
Episode 88: Sports and Sex Scandal Talk Radio
Jon mourns Roy Williams. David celebrates Matt Gaetz. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
Tue, March 30, 2021
Episode 87: Moon > Mars
Jon loses interest in a ship. David continues to lose on Cuomo. Starlee outruns time. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
S2 E60 · Tue, March 23, 2021
Are We Ready To Go Back
David watches Sopranos. Jon listens to Praise music. Starlee wants to go to the movies. Happy birthday Mr. Kimball. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, March 23, 2021
Episode 86: Are We Ready To Go Back
David watches Sopranos. Jon listens to Praise music. Starlee wants to go to the movies. Happy birthday Mr. Kimball. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com
Tue, March 16, 2021
Episode 85: Twilight of the Covid Governors
David keeps missing the Cuomo waves, Jon starts a Discord, Starlee looks at new Trump photos. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers . Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, March 09, 2021
Episode 84: Joe Manchin Hype House
David‘s idols fall from grace. Jon endorses a candidate. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers . Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Go to http://www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, March 02, 2021
Episode 83: The great political pedal analogy
Jon has a big Saturday night. David shows vulnerability. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, February 23, 2021
Episode 82: EPM Movie Club: Lonely in Space
A special movie club episode from our Patreon where we talk about the Martian, Gravity, Moon and 2001. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, February 16, 2021
Episode 81: Burr!
David writes a rap musical prequel. Psycho T checks in with EPM. Starlee is right. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, February 09, 2021
Episode 80: Celebrity Guest Centrist Bill Scher
Oberlin class of ‘94 reunion. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, February 03, 2021
Episode 79: Impatientment
Starlee and David make a side bet. Jon replaces Predictit with Chris Brust. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, January 26, 2021
Episode 78: Missed Connections Spectacular
Come with us if you want to love. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, January 19, 2021
Episode 77: Will He Keep Wearing the Hat?
David loses big, our first matches go on a date, our national nightmare ends. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, January 12, 2021
Episode 76: Boring Normal Week
Booorrrrrrrring. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, January 05, 2021
Episode 75: FACT CHECK: Does the COVID vaccine contain a distortion pedal?
Jon debuts the PredictIt-mobile, David makes money on Cruz, Starlee makes money on Loeffler. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, December 29, 2020
Episode 74: Best Year Ever 2020 Gained
We made it. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, December 23, 2020
Episode 73: Thirty $20 bills
PredictIt finally closes the Presidential markets!!!!!!!!!!!! Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. Sponsored in part by http://numlocknews.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, December 15, 2020
Episode 72: The Return of Long Jon Silver
Jon gives an update on his parents, stops reading the news and is ready to watch movies. David frets about Buttigieg, Starlee takes over the EPM matchmaking operation. Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. Sponsored in part by http://numlocknews.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, December 08, 2020
Episode 71: Covid Comes Home
Jon gets news. David and Starlee don’t go to Hawaii. Use http://bit.ly/randyalcorn to order EPM t-shirts. Current designs only available until January 1st! Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. Sponsored in part by http://numlocknews.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, December 02, 2020
Episode 70: Losers Never Quit
David loses money on Mike Flynn and makes one last bet on Dr. Ben Carson. Jon finishes the Queen’s Gambit. Starlee makes a wish bet against Eric Garcetti. Rahm Emmanuel’s PredictIt photo is horrible. Would Eric Trump dress up as an old person to get the vaccine? Sponsored in part by http://numlocknews.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, November 24, 2020
Episode 69: I Am Gonna Make It Through This Week If It Kills Me
Jon tells an amazing story about a cute little mouse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 18, 2020
Episode 68: Subaru Nights
What will our wet baby president do next? Jon needs help buying a new car. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers . Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, November 08, 2020
Episode 67: REVENGE IS OURS
Jon finally becomes an Election Profit Maker. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send questions about how to live life as a newly rich person to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . If you want, you can probably still use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to https://www.predictit.org/index1?utm_code=EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Subscribe to Numlock News for free! Visit https://numlocknews.com/ Visit https://expressvpn.com/profit and get an extra three months free on a one year package! Since you're so rich now, buy merchandise at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/election-profit-makers?utm_campaign=14263&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Election%2BProfit%2BMakers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, November 06, 2020
Episode 66: Waiting
The Morning Zoo Crew is stuck in traffic. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send questions about how to live life as a newly rich person to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . If you want, you can probably still use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to https://www.predictit.org/index1?utm_code=EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Subscribe to Numlock News for free! Visit https://numlocknews.com/ Visit https://expressvpn.com/profit and get an extra three months free on a one year package! Since you're so rich now, buy merchandise at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/election-profit-makers?utm_campaign=14263&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Election%2BProfit%2BMakers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 29, 2020
Episode 65: Ban Wars 2020: The Epic Finale
Something to listen to while you wait in line to vote. If you have already voted, you can listen to this, too. If you haven't, you MUST be in the process of voting to listen to this episode. (Remember to drop off your ballot if you haven't mailed it in). Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. No reason to message anyone at contact@electionprofitmakers.com anymore because everyone is banned. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to https://www.predictit.org/index1?utm_code=EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Subscribe to Numlock News for free! Visit https://numlocknews.com/ If you've been banned from wearing 2016 EPM merch, you may buy replacement 2020 commemorative merch now. Visit : https://www.teepublic.com/stores/election-profit-makers?utm_campaign=14263&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Election%2BProfit%2BMakers OR https://www.teepublic.com/stores/election-profit-makers?utm_campaign=14263&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Election%2BProfit%2BMakers Special thanks to Left Handed Radio for breathing life into Helicopter Tony - Follow @lefthandedradio. Or don't. See if they care. We love you. Bye! (Unless Trump loses then we'll have a recap.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 28, 2020
Episode 64: Final Episode Unless Trump Loses
Jon makes the final touches on his $10,000 investment. Just do us a favor and go VOTE. (If you haven't mailed in your ballot, drop it off. If you're voting in person, make a plan, bring snacks.) Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send questions about how to live life as a newly rich person to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . If you want, you can probably still use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to https://www.predictit.org/index1?utm_code=EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Subscribe to Numlock News for free! Visit https://numlocknews.com/ Visit https://expressvpn.com/profit and get an extra three months free on a one year package! Since you're so rich now, buy merchandise at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/election-profit-makers?utm_campaign=14263&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Election%2BProfit%2BMakers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 21, 2020
Episode 63: Apparently there’s gonna be an election?
Huge if true. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to https://www.predictit.org/index1?utm_code=EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Subscribe to Numlock News for free! Visit https://numlocknews.com/ Looking for stylish EPM merch? Visit: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/election-profit-makers?utm_campaign=14263&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Election%2BProfit%2BMakers">bit.ly/helicoptertony Check out Dicktown. It's better than whatever Jeff Goldblum is up to. All episodes available now on Hulu. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Should we start a dating service? Tell us at contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Reminder, you only have until midnight on Wednesday (local time) to send in your CONCISE bans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 14, 2020
Episode 62: Steroid City
Jon and David admit to their mistakes; Starlee games the Electoral College. Get your EPM merch at bit.ly/epmfashion Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions AND donation receipts for banning purposes to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to https://www.predictit.org/index1?utm_code=EPM20 " and receive $20.00 in matching funds.\ Subscribe to Numlock News for free! Visit https://numlocknews.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, October 11, 2020
Episode 61: Nothing But Bans
You must listen to this episode to find out if you’ve been banned. Get your EPM merch at bit.ly/epmfashion. Even if you are banned from listening to EPM, you can still watch Going Deep with David Rees or Dicktown or Search Party. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions AND donation receipts for banning purposes to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to [ www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20](www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20) and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices](megaphone.fm/adchoices)
Mon, October 05, 2020
Episode 60: 1600 Gainnsylvania Ave
All-you-can eat buffet of massive gains. Looking for stylish EPM merch? Visit any of the following: bit.ly/epmfashion bit.ly/epmcool bit.ly/epmstyle bit.ly/helicoptertony Try watching Going Deep with David Rees, if you can find it. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions AND donation receipts for banning purposes to contact@electionprofitmakers.com . Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Subscribe to Numlock News for free! Visit numlocknews.com! Visit ExpressVPN.com/profit and get an extra three months free on a one year package! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, October 03, 2020
Episode 59: Special Episode
Take a Wild Guess What This Is About. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds.Looking for stylish EPM merch? Visit: bit.ly/helicoptertonyElection Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions AND donation receipts for banning purposes to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 30, 2020
Episode 58: ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Banned
Jon reads his new Bitly links, Starlee watches Irresistible, David goes crazy with bans. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Looking for stylish EPM merch? Visit any of the following: bit.ly/acabtshirt bit.ly/epmhailsatan bit.ly/epmmerch bit.ly/epmtshirts bit.ly/epmcool bit.ly/epm666 bit.ly/trafficonethe10s bit.ly/weatheronthe1s bit.ly/hurtgod bit.ly/hurtthebible bit.ly/helicoptertony bit.ly/americancucumbers bit.ly/epmclassof2020 bit.ly/epmacab bit.ly/acabshirt bit.ly/epmstyle bit.ly/epmlife bit.ly/epmlifestyle Have you checked out Dicktown yet? All episodes available now on Hulu. Go to http://bit.ly/dicktown . John Hodgman made the link. Use it. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions AND donation receipts for banning purposes to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 23, 2020
Episode 57: Ruth Bader Gainsburg
This changes everything! Or nothing. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions AND donation receipts for banning purposes to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 16, 2020
Episode 56: The Ban Wars Begin
Brother against brother, parent against child, pod against pod. Check out Ruined, another great Radio Point podcast. https://www.theradiopoint.com/ruined Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions AND donation receipts for banning purposes to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 09, 2020
Episode 55: I’m Thinking Of Betting Things
Pelosi, Carolla, DeJoy and Helicopter Tony walk into a bar. This episode is sponsored by ExpressVPN! Get an extra three months free on a one-year package by going to expressvpn.com/profit Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Check out "Dicktown," created by David Rees and John Hodgman, all episodes available on Hulu. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 02, 2020
Episode 54: Shia
David has a celebrity sighting, Starlee starts to worry, Jon says nothing will change. The season finale of FXX's Cake block is airing Thursday, September 3! Check out "Dicktown," created by David Rees and John Hodgman, also available on Hulu. (Heard of it?) Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com .]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com .) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 26, 2020
Episode 53: That’s Me In The Corner
Losing my religion. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, August 22, 2020
Episode 52: Beckett Reviews the DNC’s Fourth Night
Beckett leaves a hopeful message for the EPM crew. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, August 21, 2020
Episode 51: Beckett Reviews the DNC’s Third Night
Beckett leaves yet another message for the EPM crew. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 20, 2020
Episode 50: Beckett Reviews the DNC’s Second Night
Beckett leaves another message for the EPM crew. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 19, 2020
Episode 49: Beckett Reviews the DNC’s First Night
Beckett leaves a message for the EPM crew. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, August 18, 2020
Episode 48: Quibi is cool
Jon and Starlee gloat, David issues an apology. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 12, 2020
Episode 47: Hurt God, Hurt the Bible
In a surprise move, David invests $50,000 betting against Kamala. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, August 04, 2020
Episode 46: Pump the Bass
Life is like a pile of broken tape recorders. Check out "Make My Day" with Josh Gondelman! https://apple.co/3fu8yKr Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 29, 2020
Episode 45: Tied to machines that make me be
Jon and Starlee try to get David interested in the VP market. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to[ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, July 21, 2020
Episode 44: Jon’s Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Jon makes $20 in fifty hours. LOL he’s gainin. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to[ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, July 14, 2020
Episode 43: Mental Health Day
We’re posting a Patreon episode for everyone. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to[ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 08, 2020
Episode 42: Hamilton is Cancelled
Helicopter Tony takes over Broadway. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to[ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 01, 2020
Episode 41: Summer Slam Jam 2020
Our GG Allin president Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Special sound design by @lefthandedradio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 24, 2020
Episode 40: Trump Is Very Normal and Cool
Our president is very normal and cool. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 17, 2020
Episode 39: Key State Party
Our most erotic episode. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 10, 2020
Episode 38: Ken Burns Presents Frog Princess
Too many topics. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 03, 2020
Episode 37: American Cucumbers Are Bountiful
David talks about his experience at the Fairfax protest, Jon gains, no one has any idea who will be the VP nominee. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, May 26, 2020
Episode 36: Helicopter Tony
EPM pivots to morning drive-time radio. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Special sound design by @lefthandedradio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, May 20, 2020
Episode 35: BOFADEEZNUTSACHLOROQUINE
The Election Zoo Keepers talk insider trading. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, May 12, 2020
Episode 34: Masks are for Losers
Jon finally dives into the tweet markets. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, May 06, 2020
Episode 33: Celebrity Guest Investor Jena Friedman
Starlee finds buried gold. Jena makes a shadow bet. We discuss Tara Reade. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, April 29, 2020
Episode 32: Celebrity Guest Investor John Hodgman
Susan Collins and the Top 5 Skyline TV Intros. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, April 21, 2020
Episode 31: Celebrity Guest Investors Paul F. Tompkins and Janie Haddad Tompkins
4/20 spectacular! Includes the first EPM mashup of 2020. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, April 14, 2020
Episode 30: I Love the Deep State
David, Starlee and Jon consider Cuomo's odds. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 09, 2020
Episode 29: Bernie Lets Go of the Tree Branch
David, Starlee and Jon are sad. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, April 07, 2020
Episode 28: Interview with a Biden Bro
The gang rides Wisconsin waves and interviews a young centrist. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, March 31, 2020
Episode 27: Hang In There Kitty Cat vs. Thanos
David shorts Biden. Jon insider trades. Starlee has some interesting theories. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, March 24, 2020
Episode 26: Bernie, Biden, Bloomberg, Burr
David, Jon and Starlee place bets on the four B’s. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, March 17, 2020
Episode 25: Infection Profit Makers
Jon and David are back on dry land, but everything's changed. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, March 13, 2020
Episode 24: Breakfast Betrayal
Starlee receives dispatches from the sea after David and Jon take a cruise in the middle of a pandemic. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, March 07, 2020
Episode 23: Super Gainsday
David, Jon and Starlee talk Super Tuesday, Biden's comeback and all things "Revolution. "Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com ]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com ). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, March 03, 2020
Episode 22: Back to the Beach
The Election Profit Makers (David, Jon and Starlee) sit down for the first time since 2016, ahead of Super Tuesday and the South Carolina Primary, to place bets on their least non-favorite Democratic nominees. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [ contact@electionprofitmakers.com .]( contact@electionprofitmakers.com .) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mon, April 03, 2017
Episode 21: EPM Mixtape 2: MUSIC FOR STANDING
Music for good trouble from your friends at Election Profit Makers. #EarnTheMixtape Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, January 31, 2017
Episode 20: BONUS EPISODE: Second Mixtape Leak
Preview of the upcoming Election Profit Makers mixtape: "MUSIC FOR FIGHTING" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 10, 2016
Episode 19: Episode 17 (This is what it sounds like when Daves cry)
Our last episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, November 04, 2016
Episode 18: BONUS EPISODE (The EPM mixtape)
You're gonna miss us when we're gone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 03, 2016
Episode 17: Episode 16 (Do it for Jon)
David breaks down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 27, 2016
Episode 16: Episode 15 (MIKE PENCE NEEDS TO DROP OUT SO I CAN GET PAID)
Jon makes a very specific wish. Starlee analyzes surprises. David rages against MeUndies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 20, 2016
Episode 15: Episode 14 (Post-debate)
Starlee wins. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, October 18, 2016
Episode 14: Episode 13 (They're rigging the drug tests)
Starlee starts trading. Jon wonders if his mouth is too small. David is guilty of virtue signaling. THIS EPISODE IS REALLY LONG. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, October 11, 2016
Episode 13: Episode 12 (The ecstasy of Kid Midas)
David makes money from Trump's sex tape. Jon flips Ryan contracts. Starlee asks a question. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 06, 2016
Episode 12: Episode 11 (The Diseased)
Jon announces the election is over and starts tracking storms instead. David leaks a track from the Election Profit Makers mixtape. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 29, 2016
Episode 11: Episode 10 (First debate recap)
GREATEST EPISODE OF ANY PODCAST EVER Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 22, 2016
Episode 10: Episode 9 (The Four B's)
David goes to Europe to spend time in old castles. Jon fills him on what he's missed in America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 15, 2016
Episode 9: Episode 8 (Clinton's collapse)
Jon and David discuss pneumonia and the time they watched Loose Change in a hotel room. David yells at the message board haters. Jon refuses to panic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, September 10, 2016
Episode 8: Episode 7 (Special press conference)
Jon gives his first press conference in 16,000 days. Starlee asks some tough questions. David wonders if he pumped and dumped a big contract. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, September 02, 2016
Episode 7: Episode 6 (EXTREME VETTING COCAINE CITY!!!)
Jon explains how an LA Times poll killed his buzz. David shares an automated script for identifying negative risk. They analyze Trump's vigor and tightening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, August 27, 2016
Episode 6: Episode 5 (Investing in the softening)
Jon analyzes Trump's softening and Clinton's health. David imitates Alex Jones. They worry the hardcore PredictIt.org scene is dying. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, August 20, 2016
Episode 5: Episode 4 (Says who?)
David and Jon explain what happened to last week's episode. David sings a song about riding waves. They bet on whether Paul Manafort will resign from the Trump campaign. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, August 06, 2016
Episode 4: Episode 3 (The great North Carolina bedroom summit)
David visits Jon in his bedroom. They try to explain negative risk and linked markets. David lists classic N.C. indie-rock bands. Jon admits he needs a break from PredicitIt.org. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, July 31, 2016
Episode 3: Episode 2 (C'mon! We're America!)
Jon shares data about the balloons at the DNC, then analyzes Clinton's chances in various North Carolina counties. David reminds Jon that their band once recorded a song about Rick Pitino. Jon and David update their portfolios on PredictIt.org. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, July 23, 2016
Episode 2: Episode 1 (ACKNOWLEDGE LUCIFER)
In this episode: Jon and David discuss the Republican National Convention and its impact on the prediction markets. Jon explains how he made $1300. David gets a disturbing email from the Trump campaign. David and Starlee pitch potential podcast sponsors. (NSFW) For more information, please visit ElectionProfitMakers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tue, July 19, 2016
Episode 1: Episode 0 (Explainer)
This is our explainer episode: Jon explains how political prediction markets work, and how to make money betting on the 2016 campaign. David admits to making crazy bets about Donald Trump. We preview the 17-episode season of Election Profit Makers. (NSFW.) For more information, please visit ElectionProfitMakers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices
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