Lark’s season two recap song is finally here! Today’s Headlines: Despite Witch NSA having full knowledge of all goings-on at Hogwarts, two 12 year olds were forced to battle you-know-who and a f*cking basilisk all by themselves! NSA leader Albus Dumbledore was quoted as saying, “look, just because I can be everywhere at once doesn’t mean I can be everywhere at once, okay?” Front Page: What did Ginny catch Percy and Penelope doing??? Politics: Lucious Malfoy, get yourself together! NSA watch: Dumbledore sure knows a lot about what’s going on here! Corrections: Journals don’t fit in socks! Advertisements: Hogwarts needs a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher—could it be you? Find all of this and loads more in today’s episode of The Gayly Prophet!

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