Nick the Rat
A paranoid cartoon rat plays music and discusses conspiracies. Also takes calls : 1-917-719-5923
Wed, April 23, 2025
EPISODE 485 : GG Alien
Protect yourself and your loved ones. LISTEN NOW!
Wed, April 16, 2025
EPISODE 484 : Weaster
Merry Sunshine Sonny Boy! BLAZE EM UP 420 YOLO BUNNY
Wed, April 09, 2025
EPISODE 483 : FiSci
Has SCIENCE gone too far? WHAT IS NICK SMOKING?!?!!? HOOOOOOWWWWLLLLLL!!!!
Wed, April 02, 2025
EPISODE 482 : Runed It
This episode is RUNED! Don't listen. BLESS the 420 bomb. I will use it to upgrade the studio in Oct!!!
Wed, March 26, 2025
EPISODE 481 : Psych; Soldier!
Are you up to date?
Wed, March 19, 2025
EPISODE 480 : Who Goo
!#%$!^%#@$!&%^@#&$#^!%$#!@$%$#%$!#&%!@
Wed, March 12, 2025
EPISODE 479 : Shamcock
HAPPY SAINT PATDICKS DAY!!
Wed, March 05, 2025
EPISODE 478 : Cryptochaun
Get em while they are hot, wet and juicy!
Wed, February 26, 2025
EPISODE 477 : BPITU sucker
Mexican mayo makes for great sunblock!!!!!!!
Wed, February 12, 2025
EPISODE 476 : COTDR
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! IM OFF TO MEXICO BEOTCHES!!!
Wed, February 05, 2025
EPISODE 475 : NLPire
DONATE DONATE DONATEEEEEEEE!
Wed, January 29, 2025
EPISODE 474 : Happy Nine Years
NINE YEARS!!! OMG i am the oldest rat ever!!! HUGE thanks to DJF aka Tunnel Rat!
Wed, January 22, 2025
EPISODE 473 : Goodbye David
Welcome back John
Wed, January 15, 2025
EPISODE 472 : Boom Dogs
Kablooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooey
Wed, January 08, 2025
EPISODE 471 : 2024 Postdictions
2024 postdictions!!! ...
Wed, January 01, 2025
EPISODE 470 : Predictions for the year 2025
2025 predictions...
Wed, December 25, 2024
EPISODE 469 : King of the Rats
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
Wed, December 18, 2024
EPISODE 468 : Nut Nogg
Santa Stlye Egg Nogg!
Wed, December 11, 2024
EPISODE 467 : Angels of Doom
They are in the sky! I dont know why!
Wed, December 04, 2024
EPISODE 466 : Insurass
December is here and noy o boy, it started off with a bang! A silenced bang
Wed, November 27, 2024
EPISODE 465 : T Minus 1
HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY EVERYONE! I AM THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU! Sorry show got cut short
Wed, November 20, 2024
EPISODE 464 : Dang Duckie
Thanks for the convo my duck like friend!
Wed, November 13, 2024
EPISODE 463 : Hyper Loco
itty bitty communitttities
Wed, November 06, 2024
EPISODE 462 : The Truth Expriement
Who the heck is Nick talking to? KevBot? Mr Hermonica Man? Himself? Fk if I know!
Wed, October 30, 2024
EPISODE 461 : Welcomeween
Here comes Halloween! TWICE! On Mr Hermonica mans dime!!
Wed, October 23, 2024
EPISODE 460 : Carving ASMR
Lets carve a pumpkin for Halloween!
Wed, October 16, 2024
EPISODE 459 : Andrew Lawrence Interview
Interview with Andrew Lawrence! The man behind BIGfoot BEATS!!!
Wed, October 09, 2024
EPISODE 458 : FrankAInstAIn
YOUR COMPUTERS HAUNTED!
Wed, October 02, 2024
EPISODE 457 : DEMONTH
MY COMPUTERS HAUNTED! and other such bullshattery
Wed, September 25, 2024
EPISODE 456 : All I Ate R
Pred Eators!
Wed, September 18, 2024
EPISODE 455 : Non Reality
What IS real?
Wed, September 11, 2024
EPISODE 454 : Horrible Stories
The robots are eating our cats!
Wed, September 04, 2024
EPISODE 453 : Learn Evil
Lets learn the joys of evil!
Wed, August 28, 2024
EPISODE 452 : Mini Du
Short short show
Wed, August 21, 2024
EPISODE 451 : Dead Net
Nothings real, nothings worht anything, trust no one. We are the living dead
Wed, August 14, 2024
EPISODE 450 : Gnaw Dawg
Yas cat!
Wed, August 07, 2024
EPISODE 449 : Natty D
Natural Titties! I dont know...
Wed, July 31, 2024
EPISODE 448 : Curses
The end is n
Wed, July 24, 2024
EPISODE 447 : X or Sizm
Shit gets bad fast
Wed, July 17, 2024
EPISODE 446 : Dimentional RIP
DIE MEN SHIN
Wed, July 10, 2024
EPISODE 445 : Camp Rat
Come on kids, lets gather around the old campfire!
Wed, July 03, 2024
EPISODE 444 : Night Court
HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY! Now what did Rat do?
Wed, June 26, 2024
EPISODE 443 : Drat
SNARGLEFLOPS!
Wed, June 19, 2024
EPISODE 442 : Aye Yah
Whats this?
Wed, June 12, 2024
EPISODE 441 : GAME OVER MAN
AI is evil!!!
Wed, June 05, 2024
EPISODE 440 : END CAST
Ill never stop! Ok, im done
Wed, May 29, 2024
EPISODE 439 : BEKs
BEK grow up too
Wed, May 22, 2024
EPISODE 438 : BAHomet
BAH I SAY! BAH!
Wed, May 15, 2024
EPISODE 437 : Canspiracy
I can, you can, we all can!
Wed, May 08, 2024
EPISODE 436 : uNrEaL gLiTcH
GewihgaihsihrwtlISFIn~!
Wed, May 01, 2024
EPISODE 435 : M Andrew Jones
MANDREWJONES.COM
Wed, April 24, 2024
EPISODE 434 : Big Hemp
IM IN YOUR HEAD
Wed, April 17, 2024
EPISODE 433 : THC AIAIAI
Happy THC...A...? DAY! HAY?!!?
Wed, April 10, 2024
EPISODE 432 : 1
IM IN YOUR HEAD
Wed, April 03, 2024
EPISODE 431 : Black Hole Sun
Goodbye World!
Wed, March 27, 2024
EPISODE 430 : Sewer House
Welcome back Nick the Rat!
Wed, March 20, 2024
EPISODE 429 : Celtic Alien
St Patrics part DUEX
Wed, March 13, 2024
EPISODE 428 : LePiCon
Shut your PI hole!
Wed, March 06, 2024
EPISODE 427 : Heinous Anus
Moth Man Mayhem!
Wed, February 28, 2024
EPISODE 426 : False Lawfulness
HAPPY LEAP YEAR
Wed, February 21, 2024
EPISODE 425 : Quarter to Nada
A little love, a little ufo, alil crazy
Wed, February 14, 2024
EPISODE 424 : Love Line
Happy Valentines Day!
Wed, February 07, 2024
EPISODE 423 : D Shots
OW! MY D!
Wed, January 24, 2024
EPISODE 422 : Broken Awoken
I woke up but forgot so was I still asleep?
Wed, January 17, 2024
EPISODE 421 : No Haggis
Rat flavored crisps
Wed, January 10, 2024
EPISODE 420 : Bowls and Buds Interview
53 ouut of 60 BwB ftw
Wed, January 03, 2024
EPISODE 419 : 2023 Retroview
Lets take a look back and see how powerful Nicks fortune telling is
Wed, December 27, 2023
EPISODE 418 : 2024 Predictions
As the title says...
Wed, December 20, 2023
EPISODE 417 : Scamta Clause
Ho ho ho hoboy
Wed, December 13, 2023
EPISODE 416 : Be Present
Give em the best, give em you!
Wed, December 06, 2023
EPISODE 415 : Tratditions
Tis the season!
Wed, November 29, 2023
EPISODE 414 : Gift Giver
Kissinger ass goodbye!
Wed, November 22, 2023
EPISODE 413 : 23 Turkey and Me
Happy Thanksgiving!
Wed, November 15, 2023
EPISODE 412 : The Something
The Neverending Podcast! Starring...>EVERRRRYONNNNE
Wed, November 08, 2023
EPISODE 411 : Mint Salad Sexy Monsters
Mint Salad from ASE Productions Makes a monster sexiness tier list with Nick the Rat
Wed, November 01, 2023
EPISODE 410 : The One With The Rat
Make sure your you don't have a dirty water dog in your eye. Could he BE anymore dumb?
Wed, October 25, 2023
EPISODE 409 : Halloween 2023
Lets carve a pumkin!
Wed, October 18, 2023
EPISODE 408 : Regreta Fortune
FREE RUNE READINGS!
Wed, October 11, 2023
EPISODE 407 : Cockies
I am sorry Boston
Wed, October 04, 2023
EPISODE 406 : Say What?
Saaaaay TAN!
Wed, September 27, 2023
EPISODE 405 : MOI
CHILDREN NOT FOUND
Wed, September 20, 2023
EPISODE 404 : Naught Discovered
BRAIN NOT FOUND
Wed, September 13, 2023
EPISODE 403 : Rodent LEgends
Evil will stop at nothing just to have a little fun!
Wed, September 06, 2023
EPISODE 402 : Frankenscientists
Evil will stop at nothing just to have a little fun!
Wed, August 30, 2023
EPISODE 401 : Mama Mea Culpa
Nothing like talking to strangers on the phone to brighten everyones night!
Wed, August 23, 2023
EPISODE 400 : MYTHIC
400! LETS GO! SO BASSY! dang HERES TO 400 more!
Wed, August 16, 2023
EPISODE 399 : Unreal Minors
THEY ARE COMING FROM THE SKY!!! HIDE!
Wed, August 09, 2023
EPISODE 398 : Mouth Digger
STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE!
Wed, August 02, 2023
EPISODE 397 : CoFear
Why am I so scared lately? Is it the alien invasion?
Wed, July 26, 2023
EPISODE 396 : Behind the Schemes Interview
LAVISH AND BOO-BURY
Wed, July 19, 2023
EPISODE 395 : Ultra Rare
Think the Darksewer just bought a lemon that will sink the ship...
Wed, July 12, 2023
EPISODE 394 : Pet Troll
It is what it be
Wed, July 05, 2023
EPISODE 393 : Muita Sorte
Words of power or something ya know sure huh
Wed, June 28, 2023
EPISODE 392 : Rank Monster
Lets rank some monsters, shalllll we?
Wed, June 21, 2023
EPISODE 391 : Pet Mood Brain Rock
Whats in Nicks head? A rock...
Wed, June 14, 2023
EPISODE 390 : Mike Riley Interview Number Two
mikerileycomics.com
Wed, June 07, 2023
EPISODE 389 : Flame Canada
cough cough cough
Wed, May 31, 2023
EPISODE 388 : All Grass
What is TIME and what becomes of it?
Wed, May 24, 2023
EPISODE 387 : Gobbledygook
AWEGU huhaeguhoaehga;oha
Wed, May 17, 2023
EPISODE 386 : FDA VS XX
The government HATE women. PROOF IS IN THE PERFUME!
Wed, May 10, 2023
EPISODE 385 : Mimi Dvorak Interview
XINDU IS BACK BABY!
Wed, May 03, 2023
EPISODE 384 : Mimi Dvorak Interview
Mimi Dvorak Too Many Eggs Interview
Wed, April 26, 2023
EPISODE 383 : Cracked
teh fuq?
Wed, April 19, 2023
EPISODE 382 : Shannon Taggart Interview
Shannon Taggart Spirit Photography Interview
Wed, April 12, 2023
EPISODE 381 : Wordless
Lets make a whole lotta nuffin
Wed, April 05, 2023
EPISODE 380 : RexErection
HE WONT STOP COMING AGAIN!
Wed, March 29, 2023
EPISODE 379 : Robit
Eraze the Robitz
Wed, March 22, 2023
EPISODE 378 : Oaktarian Dreams
XINDU FACE REVEAL! HE LOOKS LIKE ASS!
Wed, March 15, 2023
EPISODE 377 : Leprecon
LAWN CHAIRS!
Wed, March 08, 2023
EPISODE 376 : kABLOOEY
BOOM? i think?
Wed, March 01, 2023
EPISODE 375 : Dickord
DIscord, why!? Ah fack em!
Wed, February 22, 2023
EPISODE 374 : Nick Nigh
Is is is is is is is is is...
Wed, February 15, 2023
EPISODE 373 : Nick Nigh
Nick Nigh, the Doomsday guy!...Rat!
Wed, February 08, 2023
EPISODE 372 : Sex Sellsout
Happy Valentines Day. I love you all. BEND OVER!
Wed, February 01, 2023
EPISODE 371 : A Way Canning
Why did I title this one A Way Canning? Really no idea, ENJOY!!!
Wed, January 25, 2023
EPISODE 370 : Seven and Change
Celebrating possibly 7 years of Nick the Rat Radio! HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD BASTARD!
Wed, January 18, 2023
EPISODE 369 : Shipmates
Space.... shits f*cked up yo...
Wed, January 11, 2023
EPISODE 368 : Histakes
We all make them. Not Nick the Rat tho' , just those around him...ahem...Diane...
Wed, January 04, 2023
EPISODE 367 : 2022 Postdictions
I posdict that the sewer gets more than half correct!
Wed, December 28, 2022
EPISODE 366 : 2023 Predictions
Lets see how many we nail for this year coming.
Wed, December 21, 2022
EPISODE 365 : Old Ones
Dear God, what is this?
Wed, December 14, 2022
EPISODE 364 : John Fletcher Interview
An interview with our favorite Fletcher, John
Wed, December 07, 2022
EPISODE 363 : Cryptolists
HOLY DIGITAL CHRIST
Wed, November 30, 2022
EPISODE 362 : Boxed Whine
I so drunkj
Wed, November 23, 2022
EPISODE 361 : Reg Rats Giving
I am so thankful for all of you <3
Wed, November 16, 2022
EPISODE 360 : Reverseso!
Illumandnd!
Wed, November 09, 2022
EPISODE 359 : Iamarat
Giant wolves? OH MY!
Wed, November 02, 2022
EPISODE 358 : AiNoMember
AI AYE AYE!
Wed, October 26, 2022
EPISODE 357 : Poemaween
Happpppppppppy Halllloweeeeeeeen!!!!!!!!!
Wed, October 19, 2022
EPISODE 356 : Mint Salad Interview
MINT SALAD INTERVIEW NUFF SAID! UNF!
Wed, October 12, 2022
EPISODE 355 : Porkay
Look in your sausage for the real horror
Wed, October 05, 2022
EPISODE 354 : Artifical Monster
Spoopy story time!
Wed, September 28, 2022
EPISODE 353 : Leyes
What is this? ITS ALMOST OCTOBER
Wed, September 21, 2022
EPISODE 352 : Sanity Falls
No, FECK YOU!!!
Wed, September 07, 2022
EPISODE 351 : Nope Fone
WILL SOMEONE ANSWER THE PHONE?..........nope.
Wed, August 31, 2022
EPISODE 350 : Jennifer Buchanan Interview
An interview with the great Jennifer Buchanan!
Wed, August 24, 2022
EPISODE 349 : Unwacked
HE HAS RISEN
Wed, August 17, 2022
EPISODE 348 : Wall Mole
Ow my back!
Wed, August 10, 2022
EPISODE 347 : Back Again
Ow my back!
Wed, August 03, 2022
EPISODE 346 : Reratrinration
Bring out your dead
Wed, July 27, 2022
EPISODE 345 : Coffee Party
WEED COFFE STRONG MATE
Wed, July 20, 2022
EPISODE 344 : Lashes
Whip ou tthem cumbrellas!
Wed, July 13, 2022
EPISODE 343 : Balance
Ug
Wed, July 06, 2022
EPISODE 342 : Burnt Balls
Xindu Stand In
Wed, June 29, 2022
EPISODE 341 : Monsters
Where are all the monsters?
Wed, June 22, 2022
EPISODE 340 : Brain Invaders
THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE MY HEAD
Wed, June 15, 2022
EPISODE 339 : Dogmang
How did i not remember the Dogman Hunter?
Wed, June 08, 2022
EPISODE 338 : COOOF
HACK COUGH HACK COUGH
Wed, June 01, 2022
EPISODE 337 : NICOLAS DUCKING CAGE
All was lost until he showed up <3
Wed, May 25, 2022
EPISODE 336 : ParaNOid
I AM NOT SCARED ANY MORE!!!...uh oh..
Wed, May 18, 2022
EPISODE 335 : Larry Bleidner Interview
Larry has the best voi~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~c on trol~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ce <3
Wed, May 11, 2022
EPISODE 334 : BS PHD Interview
Thank you so much Abs and a 6 pack!
Wed, May 04, 2022
EPISODE 333 : Tom Starkweather Interview
I milk Tom Starkweathers mind!
Wed, April 27, 2022
EPISODE 332 : Corpo Majik
THE ALL POWERFUL...who?
Wed, April 20, 2022
EPISODE 331 : Hypnotica
Happy 420, please check your brain in at the door
Wed, April 13, 2022
EPISODE 330 : Reality Scores
330newworldorder.exe
Wed, April 06, 2022
EPISODE 329 : John C Dvorak Interview
THE GREAT JOHN C DVORAK shares a lot of stories with us. Sadly Discord bings happen during the first half of the show and John didn't turn his radio down enough :P
Wed, March 30, 2022
EPISODE 328 : Solar Fart
Can the sun save us from ourselves?
Wed, March 23, 2022
EPISODE 327 : Eraser Mind
OPEN LINES!
Wed, March 16, 2022
EPISODE 326 : Oiwish
Happy Saint Pat Tricks Day!
Wed, March 09, 2022
EPISODE 325 : Horribathroom
Scary shit happens.
Wed, March 02, 2022
EPISODE 324 : Nomad Eye
Sick as a rat, no gypsies in my vat!
Wed, February 23, 2022
EPISODE 323 : WW420
Whats that smell?
Wed, February 16, 2022
EPISODE 322 : Dumb Love
Everyone is dumb for love
Wed, February 09, 2022
EPISODE 321 : Sus Finger
SPEARFINGER! FOUND YOU!
Wed, February 02, 2022
EPISODE 320 : Furious Tards
BELIEVE IN THE SEWERS
Wed, January 26, 2022
EPISODE 319 : Onwards
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEWERCHAT!
Wed, January 19, 2022
EPISODE 318 : Furious Tards
John Fletcher joins Nick the Rat for some PARANORMAL MAD LIBS
Wed, January 12, 2022
EPISODE 317 : Parasexual
Dr Richard Johnson sent me his book and MORE to share with YOU!
Wed, January 05, 2022
EPISODE 316 : Stool and Giggles
2021 prediction reviews. SPOILER i had about a 16% hit rate!
Wed, December 29, 2021
EPISODE 315 : Bye 21
Hey 2021, GTFO! I think i get too drunk at the end of the episode and didn't even say bye... FITTING HUH?!
Wed, December 22, 2021
EPISODE 314 : FastLists
They won, they forced their mayo into my soul. But now lets fuck with a quantum computer! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Wed, December 15, 2021
EPISODE 313 : Sickmess
NO NO NO Norovirus
Wed, December 08, 2021
EPISODE 312 : Snow Soul
Carol from Hog Story is here to help us see that Abominable Snow People are People too!
Wed, December 01, 2021
EPISODE 311 : Scamta
Scamta
Wed, November 24, 2021
EPISODE 310 : Thanks Gave
Happy Thanksgiving Sewerchat fam!
Wed, November 17, 2021
EPISODE 309 : Tale Feathers
Bitten by something or someONE *GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE* Nick is just not feeling well...
Wed, November 10, 2021
EPISODE 308 : HANDS OFF!
The deadly La Mano Peluda is NOT NICK THE RAT
Wed, November 03, 2021
EPISODE 307 : conSPYracy
If you believe in one, you must believe in the othGOBBLEGOBBLE
Wed, October 27, 2021
EPISODE 306 : Hell Phone
Happy Halloween! SOWEN!
Wed, October 20, 2021
EPISODE 305 : OBEEVP
RIP Nick the Rat 12:21 10 21 21
Wed, October 13, 2021
EPISODE 304 : DeChristinator
Break tradition to free the mind and always ask the right wrong questions!
Wed, October 06, 2021
EPISODE 303 : Sew
Wanna play a game? WELL YOU WORK FOR US SO YOU HAVE TO! MUWAHAHAHAHA
Wed, September 29, 2021
EPISODE 302 : Chickie Haute Interview
https://www.chickie.org/
Wed, September 22, 2021
EPISODE 301 : Gaia Squirts
Whoever comes first, the Sun or Mother Earth, we are all still screwed
Wed, September 15, 2021
EPISODE 300 : Normies
Rest in Peace old buddy and thanks for the laughs! Also... lets celebrate 300!
Wed, September 08, 2021
EPISODE 299 : CULTure
Cum, join us!
Wed, September 01, 2021
EPISODE 298 : Mike Riley Interview
Mike Riley is in the sewer!!!
Wed, August 25, 2021
EPISODE 297 : All Real
I HAVE A BED TO SELL YOU!!
Wed, August 18, 2021
EPISODE 296 : All Fake
Who can you trust anymore? NICK THE RAT! THATS WHO YOU CANT!
Wed, August 11, 2021
EPISODE 295 : Cracks
What was in that pipe Nick just smoked. This crack leads Nick to ancient civilizations! Maybe...
Wed, August 04, 2021
EPISODE 294 : BAI
BIG ASS IMPLANTS
Wed, July 28, 2021
EPISODE 293 : Slots
Does Nick save Diane?!?!?! What was that sloppy slot he slithhered into? Who reads these!?
Wed, July 21, 2021
EPISODE 292 : The Station
WHo would have thought the cops might actually be useful! Nick the Rat picks up a new trail!!!
Wed, July 14, 2021
EPISODE 291 : One Messy Hole
The search for Diane continues!
Wed, July 07, 2021
EPISODE 290 : Bait to Nature
The search for Diane has started and it has lead Nick into the wilds of Brooklyn!...
Wed, June 30, 2021
EPISODE 289 : Foul Ball
Something aint right...
Wed, June 23, 2021
EPISODE 288 : Old Sport
Sports, evil alien shit! And RIP John McAfee.
Wed, June 16, 2021
EPISODE 287 : Cazzzet
SLEEP WITH ME.
Wed, June 09, 2021
EPISODE 286 : IntEVPew
Interview with a member os the EVP group named Chasing Unimaginalble Mysteries.
Wed, June 02, 2021
EPISODE 285 : Deep June See
4000000000000deeeeezzzzzzzz
Wed, May 26, 2021
EPISODE 284 : Rat Tac
Orange flavoring are just holes left in your brain by 5th dimntional dark sewer scientists.
Wed, May 19, 2021
EPISODE 283 : Corvus Mooney
Rest in peace Paul Mooney, and fuck the lizard queen!
Wed, May 12, 2021
EPISODE 282 : Entropit
1800 first recordings and a giant hole? This sounds like some bullshit to me!
Wed, May 05, 2021
EPISODE 281 : Cryptid Condiments
Bigfoot Mayo and Yettimans Mayo is now on sale. REAL BIGFOOT MAYO is currently not being sold due to strange rashes.
Wed, April 28, 2021
EPISODE 280 : 279
Lets find some feet!
Wed, April 21, 2021
EPISODE 279 : Extra Poochie
THis episode contains.... extra poochie?
Wed, April 14, 2021
EPISODE 278 : You F Oh
Is that a a UFO or a greasy butt crack?
Wed, April 07, 2021
EPISODE 277 : Butt Hertz
Whats the frequency of your sex toys?
Wed, March 31, 2021
EPISODE 276 : Seeing Green
They did what now!? THEY LEGALIZED IT IN NYC!?!?!?!?
Wed, March 24, 2021
EPISODE 275 : Trial Child
Avoid white vans with government logos on them!
Wed, March 17, 2021
EPISODE 274 : Dublication
Sláinte!
Wed, March 10, 2021
EPISODE 273 : AZ
Rest in peace CJ Eureka
Wed, March 03, 2021
EPISODE 272 : Inner Rat
Now, thats hwat IS going...on? CHAKRAS!? maybe...whut?
Wed, February 24, 2021
EPISODE 271 : Dicey
Oh no, now whats going on?
Wed, February 17, 2021
EPISODE 270 : What
Listen and Share!
Wed, February 10, 2021
EPISODE 269 : XXXday
Filthy Dirty Dont Sue Me VDAY SPECIAL!
Wed, February 03, 2021
EPISODE 268 : Moral EvapoRATion
The ancient hunt for the Abominable Snow Person
Wed, January 27, 2021
EPISODE 267 : Dream 6
Year 6 is off to a dreamy start!
Wed, January 20, 2021
EPISODE 266 : A1 Weak Sauce
Nasty old tapes washed up into the sewer...again...
Wed, January 13, 2021
EPISODE 265 : Sighops
I would NEVER tell a lie!
Wed, January 06, 2021
EPISODE 264 : 2021 Precocknations
Predictions for 2021!
Wed, December 30, 2020
EPISODE 263 : 2020 Postdicted
For new years eve we are going over the predictions for 2020!!!!
Wed, December 23, 2020
EPISODE 262 : Merry Batemess
ITS XMAS EVE!
Wed, December 16, 2020
EPISODE 261 : Cramp Ass
I fell and hurt my butt...AND KRAMPUS!
Wed, December 09, 2020
EPISODE 260 : WOOUSPS
Did you send a letter to Santa? Well, not NTR HAS IT!
Wed, December 02, 2020
EPISODE 259 : Reindeer Game
Semi live coverage from this years Reindeer Games!!
Wed, November 25, 2020
EPISODE 258 : Turkey Time
The Dark Sewer Network ventures into TURKEY DNA
Wed, November 18, 2020
EPISODE 257 : Count Sheep
A world renoun sleep specialist calls in! OH JOY!
Wed, November 11, 2020
EPISODE 256 : Psychick
A world renoun psychic calls in! OH JOY!
Wed, November 04, 2020
EPISODE 255 : Fear Not
Send me an angel.... or not!
Wed, October 28, 2020
EPISODE 254 : BoOrOsA
Happy Halloween?
Wed, October 21, 2020
EPISODE 253 : Tails Told
How about a little Truth or Trash!?
Wed, October 14, 2020
EPISODE 252 : Tails Told
THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP...>WHY WONT IT STOP!?
Wed, October 07, 2020
EPISODE 251 : Say What?
Xindu goes to Greenwood cemetery and FEELS THE POWER!
Wed, September 30, 2020
EPISODE 250 : Ratober
WEEK 3+ HALLOWEEN!
Wed, September 23, 2020
EPISODE 249 : Scarytember
WEEK 2+ HALLOWEEN!
Wed, September 16, 2020
EPISODE 248 : Septemberween
Screw it, we are doing Halloween early this year!
Wed, September 09, 2020
EPISODE 247 : Fae Bulls
Paul “The Book Guy” Alves from StarshipAlves joins Nick the Rat for a game of Sewer Libs!
Wed, September 02, 2020
EPISODE 246 : Paul Libs
Paul “The Book Guy” Alves from StarshipAlves joins Nick the Rat for a game of Sewer Libs!
Wed, August 26, 2020
EPISODE 245 : Tree Talk
Knock on wood, wood knocks back...!?!?
Wed, August 19, 2020
EPISODE 244 : Interview with a Bigfoot Killer
Nugs kills Bigfoot dead...
Wed, August 12, 2020
EPISODE 243 : Mind the Door
There are many doors in your mind; do you dare explore them!?
Wed, August 05, 2020
EPISODE 242 : Nano Nick
How small can a rat be? When does the soul get squeezed out?
Wed, July 29, 2020
EPISODE 241 : Lucky Rat Foot
What is LUCK, baby don't hurt me, dont hurt me, no more!
Wed, July 22, 2020
EPISODE 240 : Adam Curry Interview
Interview with the podfather Adam Curry! One of Nick the Rats heros. Also, Kat Stevens is Muslim and not Jewish like CSB. There is no need to be upset, Neowise is out there.
Wed, July 15, 2020
EPISODE 239 : Virus and the Egg
REAL is WHAT
Wed, July 08, 2020
EPISODE 238 : Suco Science
What IS real
Wed, July 01, 2020
EPISODE 237 : DarrenO Interview
DarrenOOOOOOH NOOOOOO! oh no? OH YEAH!
Wed, June 24, 2020
EPISODE 236 : Horowitz Interview
Interview with the great money manager Andrew Horowitz!
Wed, June 17, 2020
EPISODE 235 : Low Bat
Your energy isn't safe anywhere you go...
Wed, June 10, 2020
EPISODE 234 : Wolf Where?
Sometimes you live long enough to become a monster...or worse, a KAREN!
Wed, June 03, 2020
EPISODE 233 : Rat Aquatic
Lake raiding! And music theory...
Wed, May 27, 2020
EPISODE 232 : Ratlax
BRAIN DE-DOUCHING
Wed, May 20, 2020
EPISODE 231 : The Search for Xindu
Where is Xindu? Wait, whats the ringing in my head? WHERE AM I!?
Wed, May 13, 2020
EPISODE 230 : NtR Ultra
ITS NOT REAL, ITS NOT REAL, ITS NOT REAL!!!
Wed, May 06, 2020
EPISODE 229 : Arunasurat
One Two Wasps be coming for you...
Wed, April 29, 2020
EPISODE 228 : McAfee Interview
Nick the Rat has a very interesting conversation with John McAfee! Enjoy!
Wed, April 22, 2020
EPISODE 227 : Nickelavee
Half man, half horse, all rat!
Wed, April 15, 2020
EPISODE 226 : Wrecktilians
Coral Castles, hidden identities, bad wine.
Wed, April 08, 2020
EPISODE 225 : Bell Forever
If I could turn back time, id want to meet Art Bell. Also id go back to fix that damned Goolge ringtone. The owls are NOT what they seem.
Wed, April 01, 2020
EPISODE 224 : Happy Fools Year
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE! SIKE!
Wed, March 25, 2020
EPISODE 223 : Ratbot Body
What would you doooooo for a robot boddddy?
Wed, March 18, 2020
EPISODE 222 : Numerodento
23332323223232323223232332232333323232323232323232323232321111
Wed, March 11, 2020
EPISODE 221 : Esoterat
Hey buddy, want something for free? It's made of clay! And everything is everything!
Wed, March 04, 2020
EPISODE 220 : Foxy Ladies
One day Nick will get this right :P
Wed, February 26, 2020
EPISODE 219 : What the Luck
Open your mind and find the science to luck in the new book by Nick the Rat called WHAT THE LUCK.
Wed, February 19, 2020
EPISODE 218 : Spanish Rat
The issue is intuition! Ok, well not an issue, but a light subject topic of discussion. Also, Nick spends the night under the stars!
Wed, February 12, 2020
EPISODE 217 : Spanish Rat
What is love? Whats in Spanish Fly? Whats that in the sky? Why am I still typing?
Wed, February 05, 2020
EPISODE 216 : Goat Stag Rat
What is it? These words, what is it?
Wed, January 29, 2020
EPISODE 215 : This is Fine
4 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! THE YEAR OF THE RAT! LIFE IS PERFECT!
Wed, January 22, 2020
EPISODE 214 : Rat Above Rat Below
We are all alchemically connected!
Wed, January 15, 2020
EPISODE 213 : Xenobotphobia
THEY ARE ALIVE! ALIVE! But what the hell are they? Frog anuses? what? Who wrote this copy?
Wed, January 08, 2020
EPISODE 212 : Through the Sewer Grate
That is really what you wanted? Ok, so be it.
Wed, January 01, 2020
EPISODE 211 : 2020 Visions
2019 predictions gone over, 2020 predictions predicted!
Wed, December 25, 2019
EPISODE 210 : Yule Rat
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Wed, December 18, 2019
EPISODE 209 : Yule Rat
Sewerblot
Wed, December 11, 2019
EPISODE 208 : Alfarats
Elfs, Elves and Alfar! OH MY!
Wed, December 04, 2019
EPISODE 207 : Dear Sewer
Dear Santa letters have been flushed down the drain and now Nick has them!
Wed, November 27, 2019
EPISODE 206 : Cryptornithology
Spooky Turkey Doctor!
Wed, November 20, 2019
EPISODE 205 : Oceans 420
Pilgramage!
Wed, November 13, 2019
EPISODE 204 : Naked EVP
Lunch, EVPs and Runes!
Wed, November 06, 2019
EPISODE 203 : cRoAToan
Liars and scoundrals. The lot of em. Epstien did not kill himself.
Wed, October 30, 2019
EPISODE 202 : Tails from the Sewer 5
DEVILS NIGHT IS HERE!
Wed, October 23, 2019
EPISODE 201 : Tails from the Sewer 4
DEVILS NIGHT IS COMING! and so are the rats!
Wed, October 16, 2019
EPISODE 200 : Tails from the Sewer 3
OMG TURN BACK NOW!
Wed, October 09, 2019
EPISODE 199 : Tails from the Sewer 2
HOW SPOOPY CAN YOU GET!?
Wed, October 02, 2019
EPISODE 198 : Tails from the Sewer
THE BEST MONTH OF THE YEAR IS HERE, LETS CELEBRATE WITH SPOOOOKY STORIES!
Wed, September 25, 2019
EPISODE 197 : Abducto Reverso
Nick the Rat is not liable for anythings that might have broke in the time line over the past week or so...
Wed, September 18, 2019
EPISODE 196 : Abducto Reverso
On the road again! Gonna go save me aliens! Sometimes the hunters become the hunted. Also, no talk of Harry Potter!
Wed, September 11, 2019
EPISODE 195 : Disratpeared
........................................
Wed, September 04, 2019
EPISODE 194 : OOPrat
Sometimes things get misplaced....sometimes...aliens?
Wed, August 28, 2019
EPISODE 193 : Siriusly?
The Dogons and the Nommos, what does it all mean?
Wed, August 21, 2019
EPISODE 192 : Kleptognomiac
"The text here was stolen by gnomes" - The Goblins
Wed, August 14, 2019
EPISODE 191 : Cobrat
Snakes.... I hate snakes!
Wed, August 07, 2019
EPISODE 190 : Ghosext
I woke up this morning, and my penis was hard again....
Wed, July 31, 2019
EPISODE 189 : Hemorodent
BLOOD RATS NEWS MAGIC
Wed, July 24, 2019
EPISODE 188 : Sick the Rat
Please contact a doctor if you get a rash in your ears after listening to this episode...
Wed, July 17, 2019
EPISODE 187 : DNAlien
What are we? Are we from Earth? Are we the aliens? Lets explore this and more with Nick the Rat!
Wed, July 10, 2019
EPISODE 186 : Anima Figura
What makes us us? What changes us to become new?
Wed, July 03, 2019
EPISODE 185 : FreeDumb
WASHINGTON...GEORGE? Happy 4th of July!
Wed, June 26, 2019
EPISODE 184 : Time Rat
Time is out of wack! Totally BOGUS! Who can save us?!
Wed, June 19, 2019
EPISODE 183 : G Train
No one would be stupid enough to get on a ghost train...right?!
Wed, June 12, 2019
EPISODE 182 : Call of the Rat
Back from vacation with no topic! Maybe the callers can assist!?!
Wed, June 05, 2019
EPISODE 181 : Classical Xindu
Nick is on vacation....XINDU HOSTS!
Wed, May 29, 2019
EPISODE 180 : Ballin
BALLS DEEP!
Wed, May 22, 2019
EPISODE 179 : Gefuk
What is luck? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me...MY BALLS!
Wed, May 15, 2019
EPISODE 178 : Boo Trees
Is Nick the Rat going to Marijuana HELL!?!?!? Do plants have souls? Do grass ghosts grow in your garden? FIND OUT AND MORE!
Wed, May 08, 2019
EPISODE 177 : Spring Heeled Jack
1837 London prankster... or DEMON?! Nick the Rat will get to the bottom of it! And by it, i mean his IPA!
Wed, May 01, 2019
EPISODE 176 : Boo Beasts
Do all dogs go to heaven? Where are the dino ghosts? LETS EXPLORER THESE THOUGHTS!
Wed, April 24, 2019
EPISODE 175 : Ratasite
ITS IN ME! Anddddd now it's in you too!
Wed, April 17, 2019
EPISODE 174 : Unbless You
Curses I tell you, CURSES!
Wed, April 10, 2019
EPISODE 173 : Nickmare at 20k
There ...is...some...THING...on the...WING.!?(THANK YOU WOLFSPIDER FOR POINTING OUT MY MISTAKES! I OWE YOU A COLD ONE!)
Wed, April 03, 2019
EPISODE 172 : Homosubgaia
Explorer the otherside with Nick the Rat!
Wed, March 27, 2019
EPISODE 171 : Ratincarnation
REINCARNATION, lets explorer the possibilities! WARNING: THIS EPISODE IS CURSED!
Wed, March 20, 2019
EPISODE 170 : Harpy Harpy Joy Joy
Grand Pappy Shamrat loved a woman named Gwen and all he got were her stinking Harpies.
Wed, March 13, 2019
EPISODE 169 : Leprecants
HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY! HAPPY PI DAY! HAPPY NICK THE RAT DAY! HAPPY HAPPY! JOY JOY!
Wed, March 06, 2019
EPISODE 168 : Shadow.gov
They comin' for your cheddar!.
Wed, February 27, 2019
EPISODE 167 : Rain Sticks
Payote is a hell of a drug! Join nick on a vision quest to deal with his co-hosts death.
Wed, February 20, 2019
EPISODE 166 : Brain Waves
Wireless connections were discovered in brains. Can you dig it man? CAN YOU!?~~~~~~
Wed, February 13, 2019
EPISODE 165 : Fresno VD
100% of scientists who wrote into Nick the Rat radio believe in the Fresno NightCrawler...DO YOU?!
Wed, February 06, 2019
EPISODE 164 : Psyched Out
Psychic powers... Real? Not real? Is Nick the Rat really qualified for this? FIND OUT IN THIS ALL NEW EPISODE!
Wed, January 30, 2019
EPISODE 163 : EVPee
Nick and Xindu go to Greenwood Cemetery with his Talkboy to record some Electronic Voice Phenomenom! AND IT WORKED! Can you believe that? I barely can...
Wed, January 23, 2019
EPISODE 162 : Turd and Long
3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Holy shit, this podcast has been going on 3 years straight without missing ONE show!
Wed, January 16, 2019
EPISODE 161 : Moon Breaker
The dark side of the moon is about to be penetrated by a rodent!
Wed, January 09, 2019
EPISODE 160 : Slaviens
When you are at the top of the foodchain you forget the little green guys you enslave
Wed, January 02, 2019
EPISODE 159 : GLITCH
HIT OR MISS, NEXT TIME WE WONT MISS
Wed, January 02, 2019
Lonnie Webb Fill in Show
THE GREAT LONNIE WEBB FILL IN SHOW!
Wed, December 26, 2018
EPISODE 158 : PrePussyTions
2019 Prenicktions
Wed, December 19, 2018
EPISODE 157 : Jesus Kyle
MERRY CHRISTMAS 2018
Wed, December 12, 2018
EPISODE 156 : Secret Santa Base
SECRET SANTA... BASE!!! 0451
Wed, December 05, 2018
EPISODE 155 : Helpves
Nick the Rat is the defender of the small..legged...elves... Happy holidays begins!
Wed, November 28, 2018
EPISODE 154 : Free Rat
Free Will vs DESTINY!!!! or yeah, sure...
Wed, November 21, 2018
EPISODE 153 : Mayos Day Parade
HAPPY THANKSGIVINGS DAY! I guess... mayo...
Wed, November 14, 2018
EPISODE 152 : Mewwwtants
Nick the Rat might be mutating; and a goodbye to Stan Lee
Wed, November 07, 2018
EPISODE 151 : A Rats Fables
Who was Aesop? Was he a slave that rose to fame, only to be killed for stealing? Or was he an alient that helped build the tower of bable by talking to animals?...?!
Wed, October 31, 2018
EPISODE 150 : Hallowdoors
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Whats behind door number...?
Wed, October 24, 2018
EPISODE 149 : Swamp Rat
Over the river and through the swamp, to the mansion Nick the Rat goes! Will he make it there by Halloween!?!?
Wed, October 17, 2018
EPISODE 148 : A Smrtery
Nick the rat has been feeling weird... He hasn't been in his cage the past few nights...
Wed, October 10, 2018
EPISODE 147 : O Ghouls
What are Ghouls? Why is Nick chewing on my shin? Why does his ass look incredible?
Wed, October 03, 2018
EPISODE 146 : Boogeyrat
There's a monster in your closet, a creature underneath your bed...
Wed, September 26, 2018
EPISODE 145 : When Die Go
WENDIGO CAPTURED! XINDU SENT WALKING TO JERSEY!
Wed, September 19, 2018
EPISODE 144 : Merfooks
Florence washed Xindu out to sea and he was captured by MERMAIDS. Can Nick the Rat rescue him!?
Wed, September 12, 2018
EPISODE 143 : HurRATcanes
Lets all rub our sticks togther and repel hurricanes. Best wishes to the east coast.
Wed, September 05, 2018
EPISODE 142 : Just Druid
What are Druids? What the hell is Xindu doing here? What is GAS BLASTING!? Also a review of The Wicker Man!
Wed, August 29, 2018
EPISODE 141 : MJ REAL
MJ 12 is real. Otherwise the words wouldn't exist. Words have power! Nick the Rat is real too! I think... ?!
Wed, August 22, 2018
EPISODE 140 : Lycra Panties
New weed, who dis? Nick discusses lycanthropy and reads listener emails! There is also a review of the Howling!
Wed, August 15, 2018
EPISODE 139 : Nicky Says Relax
Come celebrate NATIONAL RELAXATION DAY in the sewer!.
Wed, August 08, 2018
EPISODE 138 : Rat Tail Royal
Nick the Rat does a deep dive into Fortnite Syndrom and the Battle Royal phenomenon.
Wed, August 01, 2018
EPISODE 137 : Ratrograde
When Mercury goes into retrograde, it can really mess with EVERYTHING!
Wed, July 25, 2018
EPISODE 136 : SeCrat Tech
Some tech might be better off kept hidden away from the public... What do you think?!?!
Wed, July 18, 2018
EPISODE 135 : Ratipulate
DO NA TE DO NA TE DO NA TE DO NA TE DO NA TE DO NA TE DO NA TE DO NA TE DO NA TE DO NA TE
Wed, July 11, 2018
EPISODE 134 : Diabio
Nick the Rat attempts to find the origin of EVIL. The nut is too big to crack...
Wed, July 04, 2018
EPISODE 133 : In the Pants Dance
HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY EVERYONE!
Wed, June 27, 2018
EPISODE 132 : Chaos Manick
There is magic in us all. With a little mayo and some powerful words and symbols, you can become a magician too!
Wed, June 20, 2018
EPISODE 131 : Ratberge Time
Made up stories make up our history. Our history is fragile, like an egg filled with mayo.
Wed, June 13, 2018
EPISODE 130 : Me Da Tater
Meditation gone potatoe.
Wed, June 06, 2018
EPISODE 129 : Magstock 2018
Going to Magstock 2018 handing out pins! Trixie! Ace of Base Street Team incoming.
Wed, May 30, 2018
EPISODE 128 : Failout
How will you protect yourself and your loved ones during nuclear fallout? Nick the Rat has some tips!
Wed, May 23, 2018
EPISODE 127 : Subline Mayo
subliminal messagessubliminal messagessubliminal messagessirbemrosevpnnsubliminal messagessubliminal messages
Wed, May 16, 2018
EPISODE 126 : Come Inside
Premonitions have to be bad? But why tho'?
Wed, May 09, 2018
EPISODE 125 : Prematurecognition
Premonitions have to be bad? But why tho'?
Wed, May 02, 2018
EPISODE 124 : Ayy DOGGO
Dogs.... Pet or threat from another planet!?
Wed, April 25, 2018
EPISODE 123 : Brain Dead
Can our brains leave our bodies? Can injections make you live forever? What is that smell coming from Kyles booth? FIND OUT, AND MORE, ON NICK THE RAT radio!
Wed, April 18, 2018
EPISODE 122 : Farewell Bell
Join Nick the Rat in saying goodbye to Art Bell. Art Bell, a radio host best known for a paranormal-themed nightly show syndicated on hundreds of stations in the 1990s, died at his home in southern Nevada. He was a huge inspiration for this show.
Wed, April 11, 2018
EPISODE 121 : Capital I
Aye Aye Aye *WARNING* BAD PHILOSOPHY AHOY! *WARNING*
Wed, April 04, 2018
EPISODE 120 : Di NO WAY
Nick misses WORLD RAT DAY but finds time to talk about dinosaurs being used to help build the pyramids!
Wed, March 28, 2018
EPISODE 119 : Coffin Cassettes
Like magnetic ribbon through a cassette, these are the drips of our sewer.
Wed, March 21, 2018
EPISODE 118 : Sillycybin
NOMNOMNOMNOMNONMONMONMONMOMONOMNOMOMNMONMONMOMONMONMONMOMNOONMONMONMONMONMONONOM
Wed, March 14, 2018
EPISODE 117 : Grey Area
Sit back and enjoy some music, news and Nicks lack of knowledge about grey aliens...
Wed, March 07, 2018
EPISODE 116 : 420D
What dimension is this? Let us just call it the 420th dimension!
Wed, February 28, 2018
EPISODE 115 : Leatherrat
Nick and Kyle picked up an odd box from a leather shop. Nick can not sticking his finger in it!
Wed, February 21, 2018
EPISODE 114 : Carat the OK
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE! I SEE YOU LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE!
Wed, February 14, 2018
EPISODE 113 : Chentairub
Nick the Rat explains Hentai and its subcatagories. Oh yeah, Happy Valentines you filthy motherfuckers! ( NSFW )
Wed, February 07, 2018
EPISODE 112 : Musk Rat
Listen to Nick blow a load into SPACE!!!
Wed, January 31, 2018
EPISODE 111 : Sewers and Dragons
Celebrate two years in the sewer with a little game of Dungeons and Dragons! Thank you to all the listeners and producers!
Wed, January 17, 2018
EPISODE 109 : Soundsquatch
Someone left casset tapes of proof that Bigfoot exists in the back of the Rat mobile. Are they real!?
Wed, January 17, 2018
EPISODE 110 : Reikihameha
Do you feel that? It's Nick the Rat thinking about you!
Wed, January 10, 2018
EPISODE 108 : Road Trip 51
Nick and Kyle take a road trip out to Area 51! What will they find! TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!
Wed, January 03, 2018
EPISODE 107 : Turd Eye
Third Blind Rat
Wed, December 27, 2017
EPISODE 106 : Predicktions
Nick and Kyle look deep into 2018. What will they find!? HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Wed, December 20, 2017
EPISODE 105 : Christmess
Come celebrate Christmas in the sewer! What presents did Nick get this year? Probably nothing! His mom loves Kyle, not him!
Wed, December 13, 2017
EPISODE 104 : VCR sex
SEX - UNF - WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? VR ABSOLUTELY!
Wed, December 06, 2017
EPISODE 103 : Cyborat
DEAD OR A LIVE, YOU ARE LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST
Wed, November 29, 2017
EPISODE 102 : Made in Space
Is there alien tech on earth? LETS DISCUSS!
Wed, November 22, 2017
EPISODE 101 : See No Rat
This week we discuss spontaneous human invisibility! Nick interviews someone it happens to and we even have a nice story time!
Wed, November 15, 2017
EPISODE 100 : Elder Rat
The oldest and strongest emotion of ratkind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.
Wed, November 08, 2017
EPISODE 99 : Bewbs
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Wed, November 01, 2017
EPISODE 98 : Remote Rodent
Guess whos watching you? NICK THE RAT IS! And he is doing it from the comfort of his sewer studio!
Wed, October 25, 2017
EPISODE 97 : Summoning Part 4
The final chapter to the Summoning of the Great Pumpkin! Did it work? Was it all for nothing? Did Kyle smoke all of the donationos?! Did you miss out on trick or treating for this!?! Find out next week! Tune in to see if it worked! RIP NICK THE RAT! HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!
Wed, October 18, 2017
EPISODE 96 : Summoning Part 3
Do you feel that? NICK THE RAT DOES! ITS THE GREAT PUMPKIN! Or maybe its just Kyle in his Harvey Weinstein costume?
Wed, October 11, 2017
EPISODE 95 : Summoning Part 2
The summoning ritual for the GREAT PUMPKIN continues! Maybe a resurrection will help? Or will Nick the Rat accidently make a MONSTER of MOLESTATION instead?!
Wed, October 04, 2017
EPISODE 94 : Summoning Part 1
October has begun! Join Nick the Rat as he begins the summonging of the Great Pumpkin! How do you summon the Great Pumpkin!? Sacrifices? Scary Stories?! $6.66 Donations!!??!? Tune in to find out!
Wed, September 27, 2017
EPISODE 93 : EotW
The end of the world! A lot of people have made bad predictions about the EotW Throughout the years, now its Nicks turn! Nick the Rat predicts the end starts in Sydney!
Wed, September 20, 2017
EPISODE 92 : Ratilians
They infilitrated our entertainment industry and even our government! Can they infilitrate the sewers? LETS FIND OUT!
Wed, September 13, 2017
EPISODE 91 : Clowning
Why are clowns so scary? I don't know, but there is one behind you with a knife!
Wed, September 06, 2017
EPISODE 90 : Tulpa Tulpa Tulpa
Anything you can think of can be real.
Wed, August 30, 2017
EPISODE 89 : Miss Jersey Devil
Jersey Devil... Good? Bad? Ugly?
Wed, August 23, 2017
EPISODE 88 : Robonation
When you start eating drugs, tables become more than meets the eye.
Wed, August 16, 2017
EPISODE 87 : MK ULTRAT
DONATE DONATE DONATE DONATE YOU WILL OBEY DONATE DONATE DONATE DONATE DONATE
Wed, August 09, 2017
EPISODE 86 : Sacrificial Rat
What would drive you to sacrifice? Fame? Money? Power? Cheese?!?
Wed, August 02, 2017
EPISODE 85 : Deep Probe
Do you believe in probing? Do you believe like I believe?
Wed, July 26, 2017
EPISODE 84 : Broken Staddle
This episode was brought to you by a product that is no longer sold on the Dark Sewer Network.
Wed, July 19, 2017
EPISODE 83 : Deja Whoa
What is it. Deja Vu. What is it. Whoa. Zdravstvuyte
Wed, July 12, 2017
EPISODE 82 : Outta Bod
Using meditation, beer and weed, Nick the Rat attempts to have an out of body experience live on air.
Wed, July 05, 2017
EPISODE 81 : Rodental Meditation
Are you ready to go on a spiritual journey? Yes? Good! Now close your eyes and keep repeating in your mind "Nick the Rat is all jacked up".
Wed, June 28, 2017
EPISODE 80 : Clone Care
Things could have gone so smoothly, if he only had more vasaline.
Wed, June 21, 2017
EPISODE 79 : Ratmare
Sleep can be nice, or it can be a horrific nightmare. Does anyone even read these? Hello? SWEET DREAMS!
Wed, June 14, 2017
EPISODE 78 : Demon Bait
If you could summon a demon. Would you? Why the fuck not; right?!
Wed, June 07, 2017
EPISODE 77 : Spotted
Have you seen anything you didnt know what it was? DID YOU? CALL ME!!!!
Wed, May 31, 2017
EPISODE 76 : Now Time
Nick the Rat takes a bite out of time, and time bites back!
Wed, May 24, 2017
EPISODE 75 : Jacked Up
So odd. This show is only about 30 minutes long right? At least Nick got a sweet suit for a good price out of it!
Wed, May 17, 2017
EPISODE 74 : Jacked Up
Nick the Rat takes calls from alien abductees and gets ready for a studio renovation!
Wed, May 10, 2017
EPISODE 73 : Rat of Prey
Whooooo Whooooooo Whooooo BUY SEWER STONES Whooooo whooooo whooooo
Wed, May 03, 2017
EPISODE 72 : DSN News
Goodbye Wochit, Hello Dark Sewer Network News! Do you miss Wochit news breakdowns? Let Nick the Rat know!
Wed, April 26, 2017
EPISODE 71 : Well Hungover
The first episode with NO ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION! And NO MORE GOOGLE HANGOUTS RINGER! AMAZING!!! WOW!
Wed, April 19, 2017
EPISODE 70 : 420 Countdown
Celebrate 420 with Nick the Rat! His phones still busted, but John Fletcher calls in!
Wed, April 12, 2017
EPISODE 69 : Chimerat
Nick the Rat is back and is discussing chimeras! Google hangouts continues to suck, and the Podfather himself calls in!
Wed, April 05, 2017
EPISODE 68 : Abducation
Guess whos back abducting people!? CHRIS THE CAT?!?! Who the hell is this guy? Ugggg...
Wed, March 29, 2017
EPISODE 67 : Enemy of the Rat
The government is spying on us. But to what extent?! You are not going to find out listening to this podcast! MAYBE?!?! I hate writing these.
Wed, March 22, 2017
EPISODE 66 : Medium in Japan
Godaddy, gotohell...
Wed, March 15, 2017
EPISODE 65 : Snow Rat
THERE IS A BLIZZARD COMING TO NYC. Oh wait, not really. Have a drink and listen to Nick the Rat!
Wed, March 08, 2017
EPISODE 64 : Vault 7
The CIA is watching all of us... They might even be listening to Nick the Rat!
Wed, March 01, 2017
BIGFOOT ASSAULT 4 : Beaverfoot
Bigfoot paranoia leads one man down a dESTructive path.
Wed, March 01, 2017
EPISODE 63 : ESPRat
Nick gets a subscription to an extra sensory perSepion network and predicts future events!
Wed, February 22, 2017
EPISODE 62 : Spirats
I hope you are ready for some spooky poltergeist stories and awesome music! If not, turn back now! Let Nick the Rat guide you through the mysteries of the unknown!
Wed, February 15, 2017
EPISODE 61 : Brooklyn Experiment
Nick turned old tech into new pill form! Will it work? Does he drink too much red wine to find out!?
Wed, February 08, 2017
EPISODE 60 : Be Mine Rat
Celebrate love and alien takesovers with Nick the Rat!
Wed, February 01, 2017
EPISODE 59 : Fringe
There are holes in the universe. You know Nick the Rat is going to probe them!
Wed, January 25, 2017
EPISODE 58 : Gin and Gold
Nick the Rat learns about Chinese New Years and becomes a sellout?! Say it ain't so. That is depressing. I wouldn't want to listen to a show that says something like this in the RSS feed. Why would anyone put themselves in that situation? I feel sorry for all involved.
Wed, January 18, 2017
Larry Exposed 2 : The Sread
Larry uncovers a government virus that is spreading!
Wed, January 18, 2017
EPISODE 57 : Earlyversary
Nick the Rat celebrates 1 year of podcasting, but after checking the calendar, he is a week early! *facepalm*
Wed, January 11, 2017
BIGFOOT ASSAULT 3 : Bol'shaya Noga
Mystery Man tells a chilling tale straight out of Russia.
Wed, January 11, 2017
EPISODE 56 : Red Hope
Join Nick the Rat on his travels to Mars. Will he ever make it?!
Wed, January 04, 2017
EPISODE 55 : Rat in Space
Raynor gave Nick the Rat blueprints for a beercan spaceship! What could go wrong?!
Wed, December 28, 2016
EPISODE 54 : Ball Dropping
Nick the Rat is celebrating the end of the year early. Lets make next year even more ratty!
Wed, December 21, 2016
EPISODE 53 : Holly Jolly Sewer
Come celebrate the holidays in the sewers with Nick the Rat and Santa!
Wed, December 14, 2016
EPISODE 52 : Ratmas Carol
Santa gives Nick the Rat a present for Christmas! And a past... And a future...
Wed, December 07, 2016
BIGFOOT ASSAULT 2 : Bigfoot Whisperer
Mystery Man shares a story written by a an author who wound up in a mental institution.
Wed, December 07, 2016
EPISODE 51 : Santa EVP
The sewers are being haunted by the spirit of Santa! Nick the Rat gets the help from his friend Watki to help him find answers!
Wed, November 30, 2016
EPISODE 50 : Forhorned
Celebrate the start of December and EPISODE 50 with NICK THE RAT!
Wed, November 23, 2016
EPISODE 49 : Thankstaking
Celebrate the day of taking with your favorite cartoon rat!
Wed, November 16, 2016
BIGFOOT ASSAULT 1 : Camping Horror
Mystery Man shares a Bigfoot attack story that took place at a campground.
Wed, November 16, 2016
Larry Exposed 1 : Bare with Me
Larry is coming out to warn us, but will anyone listen?!
Wed, November 16, 2016
EPISODE 48 : Midnight Rat
In honor of World Tolerance Day, Nick the Rat provides you with some tips to raise awareness!
Wed, November 09, 2016
EPISODE 47 : Pale Green Rat
Look again at that sewer. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every rat who ever was, lived out their lives.
Wed, November 02, 2016
EPISODE 46 : Soul Expansion
Nick the Rat gets naked, frees his soul and teases the Dark Sewer Network, COMING SOON!
Wed, October 26, 2016
EPISODE 45 : All Hallows End
Nick the Rat has found the end of the month of the dead. Larry is dead. He must be. Happy Halloween!
Wed, October 19, 2016
EPISODE 44 : Space Madness
Nick the Rat has gone from the underground into outer space. The search for Larry continues as the sanity drains.
Thu, October 13, 2016
EPISODE 43 : Tails in the Crypt
Nick the Rat goes deeper into the nightmare and finds himself in the canals of the crypt!
Wed, October 05, 2016
EPISODE 42 : Nightmare in the Sewer
Nick the Rat is feeling sleepy... very sleepy indeed. The sewer is getting spooky in October!
Wed, September 28, 2016
EPISODE 41 : Beernaked Day
Pepe the Rat -=super rare=- explains how the earth really is flat! While drinking a beer on National DRINK beer day! NAKED!
Wed, September 21, 2016
EPISODE 40 : Piece Day
Nick the Rat celebrates World Peace Day by christining his new piece!
Wed, September 14, 2016
EPISODE 39 : The Heist
Nick the Rat gets a job. A bank job!
Wed, September 07, 2016
EPISODE 38 : Vampires
Nick the Rat is...somewhere? Show Nick where the supernatural being touched you Stewart.
Wed, August 31, 2016
EPISODE 37 : Chocolate Labor
Nick the Rat puts chocolate balls in his mouth.
Wed, August 24, 2016
EPISODE 36 : Rat out of the Machine
Nick the Rat plays some frogger. You will join him.
Thu, August 18, 2016
EPISODE 35 : Stranger Rat
Some things are strange. Some things are art. Some things are greased up, oiled racoons. This is Nick the Rat.
Thu, August 11, 2016
EPISODE 34 : Sanitary Arches
NICK THE RAT IS BACK! But why is the water green?!
Thu, July 28, 2016
EPISODE 33 : Ratbusters
The government is still after Nick the Rat, but he keeps on groovin!
Wed, July 20, 2016
EPISODE 32 : Zika Space Herpies
Zikas gone sexual! Nick the Rat did too!
Wed, July 13, 2016
EPISODE 31 : Level K2
K2 connects Rat with universe. Experience it with him!
Wed, July 06, 2016
EPISODE 30 : Funky Fare Sewers
It's HOT! Lets get funky! RIP Girls. Love and light.
Wed, June 29, 2016
EPISODE 29 : Circles
Nick the Rat iinvESTigates strange circles that started appearing in the sewer.
Wed, June 22, 2016
EPISODE 28 : Release the Rat
Nick the Rat is terrified to go near the water, you should be too.
Mon, June 13, 2016
EPISODE 27 : Fantasy Future
Nick the Rat strugles with the governments version of the future.
Wed, June 08, 2016
EPISODE 26 : THC
Nick the Rat was born in the dark. He can still take calls and play great free music though!
Wed, June 01, 2016
EPISODE 25 : Shadow Sprinkles
Nick the Rat has a paranormal experience. The sprinkle war begins. Who will be the victor?
Mon, May 23, 2016
EPISODE 24 : Ratflix
Nick the Rat talks about Human-Pig Netflix Antennas and the revolution that follows after the become sentient.
Tue, May 17, 2016
EPISODE 23 : Goldman Apples
Nick the Rat ponders the next step in space travel.
Tue, May 10, 2016
EPISODE 22 : M 12
Nick the Rat gets mysterous messages...
Tue, May 03, 2016
EPISODE 21 : Little Green men
Nick the Rat uncovers the truth and finds out ITS REAL!
Tue, April 26, 2016
EPISODE 20 : LV-426
Nick the Rat inspects the ALIEN aniversary and plays some tunes, dude!
Wed, April 20, 2016
EPISODE 19 : Happy 420
Nick the Rat celebrates 420 and life!
Thu, April 14, 2016
EPISODE 18 : Rat Snatchers
Nick the Rat parties with Barak Obama, talks about things and gets his body snatched! OH MY! That tickles!
Fri, April 08, 2016
EPISODE 17 : Area 420
Nick the Rat spins the latEST tunes and talks to Bill Clinton about stuff and thangs!
Thu, March 31, 2016
EPISODE 16 : Produce Gangstars
Nick the Rat uncovers secret government projects that used humans as stupid people.
Mon, March 28, 2016
EPISODE 15 : War Sisters
Nick the Rat listens to some Andrew Sisters
Wed, March 23, 2016
EPISODE 14 : Club Van
Nick the Rat gets a bunch of odd voice mails. He might also be sick!?> Oh yeah, and dubstep...
Thu, March 17, 2016
EPISODE 13 : Saint Whiskey
Nick the Rat celebrates Saint Patricks Day.
Mon, March 14, 2016
EPISODE 12 : Jack Crap Yoga
Nick the Rat looks within to contact the aliens. Jack Nicholson craps everywhere.
Fri, March 11, 2016
EPISODE 11 : Heaven or Bust
Nick the Rat is in heaven! Plays the classics for you while he's exploring the place.
Wed, March 09, 2016
EPISODE 10 : Summer Sugar
Nick the Rat is jamming out to some rockabilly tunes and exposing the evils of sugar.
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