Mission Rejected
The story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. For the first time in his career, Special Agent Chet Phillips has discovered that he can choose NOT to accept a mission! That means there's no choice but to send in the "B Team": A nervous pencil pusher promoted to the field, a computer hacker working off her sentence, a fading former sitcom star and a recently reassigned White House intern. A full cast comedy audio adventure with a new episode debuting each month!
Bonus · Fri, April 25, 2025
EMF Declassified: Communiqués
For our season five behind-the-scenes episode, the cast and crew of Mission: Rejected answer questions submitted by fans from all over the world! From what the actors think their characters look like to deep dives into how we mix the show, it's a soup-to-nuts look at everything that goes into making the show! Answering your questions are: J. Michael DeAngelis, Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Dave Stanger, Paige Klaniecki, Faith Dowgin, Bob Killion, Nazli Sarpkaya, and Chris Klaniecki Patreon members heard a longer, completely uncut version of this episode! Join today for more behind-the-scenes insights, bonus audios, and much more! Produced and Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis Music and sound effects by Pete Barry" Mission: Rejected" created and produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
Bonus · Fri, March 28, 2025
Presenting...What Did We Just Watch?: Shock Treatment
You'll find "happy hearts and smiling faces" as Mission: Rejected takes over What Did We Just Watch? - The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast to discuss and dissect the 1981 musical Shock Treatment. Once upon a time, there lived a real fast guy. His life was fast. His friends were fast. Heh - even his podcast was fast. We have covered a lot of types of movies on this show, but this is our first cult-classic spiritual sequel of a cult-classic. Our panel ticks through the wild and wacky cast, tries to recall some of the strange and specific lyrics from the original songs, and decides where this fits in the Rocky Horror cinematic universe. Head on over to Denton, and we'll save you a seat in the studio. Guest Host: J. Michael DeAngelis Players: Pete Barry, Bob Killion, and Chris Klaniecki If you want to hear the entire episode, listen and to subscribe to WDWJW! If you love cult movies, you’ll love What Did We Just Watch? The Admiral himself, Bob Killion, is a regular panelist and co-host, and many members of the Mission: Rejected family have guested, including Chris, Paige, Jill, Faith, John, Shannon, Pete, and Michael.
S5 E12 · Fri, January 31, 2025
512: Don't Tell Mom The Illuminati's Dad
New Atlantis is about to rise from the depths of the ocean…and President Chet Phillips is in a cabinet meeting. Written by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis & Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Midge and Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest Starring J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor Rebecca Serfass as Secretary of the Interior John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G. A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Music by Pete Barry Sound mixing and editing by John Dowgin Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki For a complete list of credits, please visit our website.
S5 E11 · Tue, December 24, 2024
511: The Living Sleighlights
Section Chief Zelda Anders is being visited by three ghosts…and President Chet Phillips is putting up the Christmas tree. CONTENT NOTE: We know the holidays aren't always happy. This episode contains depictions of family strife at Christmas, including abandonment and the rejection of sexual identity. But it also contains JOY. So much joy. We hope you'll enjoy it. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Western Union Woman, Siri, and Lex Hammond and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Thrash Anders, and The Admiral Guest Starring Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Emily DeAngelis as Young Zelda Pete Barry as Buddy Wig and Kristatos O’Brien J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire John Dowgin as Dr Biff Studebaker Kristen Norine as Dr. Hypatia Wiles Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson with Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G. A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.
S5 E10 · Fri, November 29, 2024
510: Plight at the Museum
An exhibit at the International Spy Museum could expose a decades-old mystery...and President Chet Phillips is taking a tour. Written by John Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as the Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Midge and Stella and Bob Killion as Carlton the Attendant Guest Starring Benn Iffring as White House Tour Guide Rebecca Serfass as Tourist 1 Dave Serfass as Tourist 2 Remy Stevens as Dancer Roberta Steve as Edna Pete Barry as Kyle J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce Tage Das as Museum Goon John Dowgin as Museum Thug and Dr. Middleditch A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Music by Pete Barry Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki For a complete list of credits, visit the episode's webpage.
S5 E9 · Fri, October 25, 2024
509: GoldenEar
An Indiana corn maze sits atop a dangerous government secret…and President Chet Phillips is apartment hunting. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Farmstand Worker and Computer and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral Guest Starring James Garde as Oz Powers Marnie Werner as Fran Nelson John Dowgin as Douglas Henson Anne Coleman as Anna Nivin Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson Rhys Lawton as Case Delilah Tahiri as Shadow Donna Barry as The Old Section Chief David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's website.
S5 E8 · Fri, September 27, 2024
508: Live and Let Dice
Tourists at a live-action Dungeons & Dragons game are disappearing…and President Chet Phillips is playing golf. Written by Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Cuthberta and Bob Killion as Lord Duncan Land, Security Guy, Jambo, and The Admiral Guest Starring Eric Perry as Whitmire Dave Serfass as Innkeeper Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Shannon Perry as Dr. Pickle A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.
S5 E7 · Fri, August 30, 2024
507: Portrait of a Lady on Tires
The Paris Olympics is threatened by threats of art heists and assassinations…and President Chet Phillips is having a Dole Whip. Written by John Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis Directed by Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Peleton Patty and the Photographer and Bob Killion as Miloj and Security Guy Guest Starring J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and Nikolai Helen Garde as Princess Esmerelda Pete Barry as Athlete 1 and Corey Champlain John Dowgin as Athlete 2 Dave Serfass as Simon and Chip Esterhouse and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G. A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Music and lyrics by Pete Barry Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki For a full list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.
S5 E6 · Fri, July 26, 2024
506: Mr. & Mrs. & Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Bowden and Gloria are hunted like animals on while on their honeymoon…and Vice President Chet Phillips is in mid-flight. Written and Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Flo the Waitress and the Chief Justice and Bob Killion as Bob the Order Grub Driver Guest Starring John Dowgin as President Henson Dave Serfass as Chief of Staff David S. Dear as Justice of the Peace S. Dear J. Michael DeAngelis as Fortunato Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Erica Werner as Mother Innocent Suzannah Cerreta as Suzannah Alexis Sottile as Maria with Jim Iorio as The Mysterious Man and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki Special thanks to Carmelina Cartei for her invaluable assistance with the Italian language. For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's webpage.
S5 E5 · Fri, June 28, 2024
505: Nooses Off
A phantom-like assassin threatens the opening of Bowden’s new show…and Speaker of the House Chet Phillips is sending back his soup. Written by J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Prime Minister Niina and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Clyde, Jambo, and Gary Guest Starring John Dowgin as President Henson James Garde as Vice President Powers Rebecca Serfass as Stage Manager Stella Julia Duffy as Cressida Shannon Perry as Dr. Pickle J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Benn Iffring as Head Usher Kristin Norrine as Dr. Wiles Tim Sherburn as Leonardo Bloom Dave Serfass as Ol' Sweepy and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat Shannon Perry and Tim Sherburn can be heard on Oz-9 , which just celebrated it’s 100th episode! A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Original Music by Pete Barry Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin Created and produced by Pete Barry, J, Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.
S5 E4 · Fri, May 31, 2024
504: Murder, She Plagiarized
An idyllic Maine town is a hotbed of murder…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is testifying before Congress. Written & Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom and Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve and Old Man Murphy Guest Starring Marnie Warner as The Speaker of the House John Dowgin as Congressman Flowers Sarah Golding as Tess Thatcher Ed Faver as Sheriff Art Antonelli Mia Scarpa as Deputy Grace Goodwin Allison Cossitt as Tammy Townie Sam Pasco as Tommy Townie J. Michael DeAngelis as Doc Fisherman Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien and Ted Desoto Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson Rebecca Serfass as Lucky A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki For a complete list of credits, please see the episode's webpage.
S5 E3 · Fri, April 26, 2024
503: Naked and Dismayed
A survival themed reality show uncovers a hotbed of criminal activity in the uncharted jungles of South America…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is getting coffee. Written by John Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien and Bob Killion as Figgs Rosenthal and Jambo Guest Starring Rebecca Serfass as Congresswoman Dave Serfass as Coffee Cart Guy Crystal Storm as Chelsea Michael Trewhella as Harley Higginbottom John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Pete Barry as Kyle J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce Music by Pete Barry Edited and Mixed by John Dowgin The script of this episode is available here. Created & Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki For a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage
S5 E2 · Fri, March 29, 2024
502: The World Is Way Too Much - Dead Reckoning - Part Two
Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost. Written & Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The Admiral Guest Starring David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire Eric Perry as Whitmire John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki For a complete list of credits and sound effect attributions, visit this episode's webpage.
S5 E1 · Fri, March 15, 2024
501: The World is Way Too Much - Part 1
Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button. Written & Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom and Bob Killion as Archie Grant Guest Starring Rebecca Serfass as Hannah Brandt David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker Eric Perry as Whitmire J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki For a complete list of credits, please visit our website.
Bonus · Fri, March 01, 2024
Gloria Kovak, P.I.: The Big Float
The night can play tricks on you in the big city…but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Jill Ivey as Ellen Finklestein Pete Barry as Nate Gundry Bob Killion as Handsome Ralph and Kirk White as Chet Phillips Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this minisode can be found here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki Please visit this episodes' webpage for a complete list of sound effect attribution.
Bonus · Fri, February 16, 2024
Gloria Kovak, P.I.: China Clown
There are a million stories in the big city. This is one of the stupidest. Written by John Dowgin Directed by Pete Barry Starring Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Bob Killion as Jake Mittens J. Michael DeAngelis as Giuseppe Toro Pete Barry as Mad Monty and John Dowgin as Sherman Stickler A complete transcript of the episode can be found here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowign Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki See our website for complete credits and sound effect attributions.
Bonus · Fri, January 26, 2024
Gloria Kovak, P.I.
The night is long in the big city. Almost as long as the long pancake. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak, P.I. Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Bob Killion as Warburton and Boucher Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this minisode is available here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
Bonus · Fri, December 22, 2023
The Night Before Skipmas (Or, A Visit from The Admiral)
It’s time for the EMF’s non-denominational holiday party! Gather round the fireplace as Bowden recites his own version of a Christmas classic. Written & Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Adapted from “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement C. Moore Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Bob Killion as The Admiral Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Music by Pete Barry Sound editing and mixing by J. Michael DeAngelis A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin and Paige Klaniecki For a complete list of credits, visit our website. This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5899346/advertisement
Bonus · Fri, November 24, 2023
Introducing: What Did We Just Watch?
The Porch Room’s Michael, Pete, and John have spent years crafting ridiculous spy craft stories for Mission: Rejected, but nothing they’ve dreamed up can quite compete with 1997’s The Sain t. Join them as they serve as the guest contestants for What Did We Just Watch?: The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast. On What Did We Just Watch? , three contestants put aside their better judgment to answer questions about movies that may not be on your watch list. Along with the audience they are challenged to remember character names, story beats, and plot details of this week's feature film. Along the way we discuss some of the films most fun, weird and confusing aspects. If you are a fan of movies, trivia, and don't take either that seriously then this is the show for you. Created & Hosted by Mark Nessel Featuring: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin Mission: Rejected theme song by Pete Barry What Did We Just Watch? theme song by Daniel Killion & Mark Nessel Subscribe to What Did We Just Watch? on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5899346/advertisement
Bonus · Fri, October 27, 2023
Introducing: Ooops! All Bards
Oops! All Bards is an actual-play RPG podcast that does exactly what it says on the box. Five newly-minted bards are supposed to join their adventuring parties after graduating from the Shalomir University of the Magical and Martial Arts, but an incident at commencement means they might be their nation's only hope. Join the all-bard party for adventure, intrigue, and plenty of shenanigans in this new podcast featuring the cast of Mission: Rejected. Created and Directed by Jillian Ashley Blair Ivey Starring Ashley Banks as Bel Anne Coleman as Clarisse Ross Currie as Andrik Bob Killion as Chelonian Chris Klaniecki as Ruckus with Paige Klaniecki as the bark buttons and Jill Ivey as your Host and Game Master Produced, Edited and Sound Design by Nate Runkle Executive Producers The Porch Room Oops! All Bards is part of The Porch Room Podcast Network on Spreaker Prime. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts or visit https://www.spreaker.com/show/oops-all-bards If you enjoy comedic spins on actual play RPGs, you’ll also love Quest Friends! Vote for us in the Audioverse Awards! www.audioverseawards.net/vote/ This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5899346/advertisement
Bonus · Fri, September 29, 2023
EMF Deslassified: The Conspirators
The Porch Room sits down with other audio drama creators (and frequent Mission: Rejected guest stars) to discuss the making of Season Four and the art of producing audio fiction. The Porch Room: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin, and Paige Klaniecki. Special Guests: David S. Dear ( A Ninth World Journal ) and Shannon K. Perry ( Oz-9 ) Starring Katerina McGrath as “The Mission Voice” Written and Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis Music by Pete Barry Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Members of our Patreon received an unedited version of this interview show, with twice the running time! If you crave more behind the scenes info, you can join us for as little as $1 per month! Learn more at www.patreon.com/missionrejected A complete transcript of this episode is coming soon. This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5899346/advertisement
S4 E12 · Fri, August 25, 2023
412: Granger's on a Train
Terry Millionaire makes his move against the EMF…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is looking for Taylor Swift tickets. Season Finale. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Child Star, Elle Mae and Train Voice and Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest Starring David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson Pete Barry as Ted Desoto Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles Dustin Karrat as Stefan Dave Serfass as Robot Driver Natty Leach as Hypnotic Voice Rebecca Serfass as Lucky John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit our website. This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5899346/advertisement
S4 E11 · Fri, July 28, 2023
411: The Wrath of Cannes
The Cannes Film Festival is ground zero for a weaponized A.I. device…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on a job interview. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Child Star and Annie Wilmont and Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve, Gary, and The Admiral Guest Starring David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire Dave Serfass as Pierre John Dowgin as Marcus Carols J. Michael DeAngelis as David Lynch and Davin Ford Pete Barry as Cafe Silencio Host A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Music by Pete Barry Sound Editing and Mixing by John Dowgin Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin For a complete list of sound effect credits, please see the episdoe's webpage. This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5899346/advertisement
S4 E10 · Fri, June 30, 2023
410: Crawdaddy
A New Orleans retail estate tycoon threatens the city with a weather controlling machine...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is delivering donuts. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Child Star and Elle Mae Sederstrom and Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest Starring Dave Serfass as Club Manager Tage Das as Phillipe San-Renior Jay Malarcher as Augustus Bailey J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford Pete Barry as Ted Desoto and Kristatos O'Brien Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Rebecca Serfass as Lucky and Sarah Rhea Warner as Pat Music, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry Created and produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license Cat Fight by bepop, used under Creative Commons Attribution Hoot! by Benboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution Chains by klakmart, used under Creative Commmons Attribution Bourbon Street by volivieri, used under Cre
S4 E9 · Fri, May 26, 2023
409: Eight Heads in a Birkin Bag
A former adversary needs the EMF to steal back experimental cloning technology from her ex-husband...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is catching up with an old friend. Written by Pete Barry and Jill Ivey Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as the Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral Guest Starring J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford Pete Barry as Grigory Dave Serfass as Fyodor Music by Pete Barry Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Coffee Shop by wawee, used under Creative Commons Attribution Shop Door Bell by 3bagbrew, used under Creative Commons Attribution Plastic Wrapper by jvdicke, used under Creative Commons Attribution Chewing Gum by ryanharding95, used under Creative Commons Attribution Thunk! by Reitanna, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rolling Metal by VincentBikeRider, used under Creative Commons Attribution Control Room by DiBoz, used under Creative Commons Attribution Desert Ambiance by TRP, used under <a href="https://freesound.org/peop
S4 E8 · Fri, April 28, 2023
408: Zero Dork Thirty
The military secrets of a reclusive, hostile government are hidden in a soon-to-be released tabletop game...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is feeding the animals. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by John P. Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Nicole Normandy and Bob Killion as General Sarkis and The Admiral Guest Starring J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford John Dowgin as Helmut Pete Barry as the Coast Guard Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Created and Produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Chains by klakmart, used under Creative Commons Attribution Zap! by BigKhauna, used under Creative Commons Attribution Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution Boat Engine by RTB45, used under Creative Commons Attribution Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution Dock by chris5s, used under Creative Commons Attribution
S4 E7 · Fri, March 31, 2023
407: Tinder Grindr Soldier Spy
To retrieve stolen missiles, the EMF must infiltrate a dating app convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on the front porch. Written by Pete Barry & Paige Klaniecki Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Fiona and Bob Killion as Xavier Delaurier and The Admiral Guest Starring Dustin Karrat as Stefan Jackie Sherman as Simone JoEllen Notte as Lacey J. Michael DeAngelis as Nathaniel Belmont and Davin Ford JoEllen Notte is the author of In It Together: Navigating Depression with Partners, Friends, and Family now available in papberback and as an audiobook produced by The Porch Room. Learn more at www.theredheadbedhead.com Music by Pete Barry Editing and mixing by John Dowgin and Pete Barry A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby , used under license Elevator Ride by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Elevator Open by jodeshon, used under Creative Commons Attribution Elevator Close by GilPS, used under Creative Commons Attribution Morning Birds by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Broken Bottle by cdrk, used under Creative Commons Attribution Vintage Tape Recorder by FrancoisTJP, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ping by
S4 E6 · Fri, February 24, 2023
406: Skipteen Candles
McGrath's niece suspects there's something sinister happening on prom night...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at a pool party. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Miss October and Mindy McGrath and Bob Killion as Danny Clifton and The Admiral Guest Starring Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire Lucy DiCandeloro as Maddison McGrath Shannon Perry as Martha McGrath J. Michael DeAngelis as Marty McGrath Julia Duffy as Cherry Von Icee Siobhán Donald as Starla Ray Pete Barry as DJ FriendZone with William Schaffer Lampe V and Jack DiCandeloro Theme music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bathroom Stall by mhtaylor67, used under Creative Commons Attribution Earthquake by LoafDV, used under Creative Commons Attribution Scared Crowd by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution School Bell by sbyandiji, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution Fire Alarm by pushkin, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cheers by AdamN, used under Creative Common
S4 E5 · Fri, January 27, 2023
405: NFTs at the Gates
Government secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself. Written by John Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Philomena Myerwitz and Bob Killion as MJL7 and The Admiral Guest Starring John Dowgin as Humbolt and Dr. Biff Studebaker Bonnie Brantley as Arcadia Terpsichore J. Michael DeAngelis as Reginald Kincaid Pete Barry as IT Guy, Marco and Polo Music by Pete Barry Editing and mixing by John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and John Dowgin. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Bus Station by rayprice, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd by TrashCanStudios, used under Creative Commons Attribution Locker by mitchanary, used under Creative Commons Attribution Applause by theplax, used under Creative Commons Attribution Control Room by Diboz, used under Creative Commons Attribution Busy Room by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution Medium Crowd by unknown, used under Creative Commons Attribution Victory Fanfare by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd Cheering by SoundsExciting, used u
S4 E4 · Fri, December 30, 2022
404: Nuns of Anarchy
Arms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Sister Mary Prudence and Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest Starring John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Kristen Stanger as Dr. Wiles and Mother Mary Lezito Helena Betancourt as Sister Quiteria Erica Werner as Mother Regina Innocent Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker Lia Barry as Harmony and Margaret Pivetz as Emma Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Motorcycle Engines and Jumps by madmini, used under Creative Commons Attribution Engine Idling by erdie, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Volvo Handbrake (1) by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons Attribution Volvo Handbrake (2) by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons Attribution Motorbike Starts by bsumusictech, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crash! (1) by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4,
S4 E3 · Fri, November 25, 2022
403: Ghost Pepper Protocol
The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Star and Bob Killion as Nozzle Sarpa and The Admiral Guest Starring Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and Humps Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Angie the Lox Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford Music by Pete Barry Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and John Dowgin. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Jail Cell Door Closing by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution Moving Chair by Lauren_Wilson, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cell Door by kd_jack-, used under Creative Commons Attribution Seaside Ambiance by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Seaside Town by Carlvus, used under Creative Commons Attribution Item Grab by 1bob, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ice in Glass by athenspublic, used under Creative Commons Attribution Perfect Cocktail by davethetech, used under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licen
Bonus · Mon, October 31, 2022
Bowden Montcrief's The Raven
Happy Halloween from Mission: Rejected! To celebrate the haunting season, Bowden attempts to record "The Raven." Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Bob Killion as The Admiral and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe Written and Produced by J. Michael DeAngelis Music by Pete Barry Sound effects, used under Creative Commons Attribution : Classic Haunted House Setting by beautifuldaymonster1968 2-Pop by kwahmah_02 Thunder Clap by Dave Welsh Caw by egomassive A full transcript of this episode is available here.
S4 E2 · Fri, October 28, 2022
402: Kangaroo Jacked
The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Concierge and Siri and Bob Killion as Party Bro and The Admiral Guest Starring Benn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese Waiter J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" Thompson John Dowgin as Mondo Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcreif Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted Desoto Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lulabye, used under license Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Beach Party by Audiactiva, used under Creative Commons Attribution Pet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution Convertible by kraymronda, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution Monkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jungle by folkart_films, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ah, Paris by Mxsmanic, used under <a href="https://creative
S4 E1 · Fri, September 30, 2022
401: The Borscht Identity
A shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's. Written by John P. Dowgin Story by John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Child Star and Bob Killion as Cookery Sgt. Workman Guest Starring John P. Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Pete Barry as Ted Desoto J. Michael DeAngelis as General Kilichenko and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat Music by Pete Barry Editing and Mixing by John P. Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Produced and created by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Harbor Ambiance by cliftonmcarlson, used under Creative Commons Attribution Echoing Foghorn by Danjcross, used under Creative Commons Attribution Kitchen by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution Handcuffs Opening by c-v, used under Creative Commons Attribution Card Shuffle by Kodack, used under Creative Commons Attribution Arcade by maxstcroix, used under Creative Commons Attribution Stomp by MAJ061785, used under Creative Commons Attribution Parking Lot with Birds by JohnsonBrandEditing, used under Creative Commons Attribution <a href="https://freesound.or
Bonus · Fri, July 29, 2022
Stump Pete Barry (Live!)
A Mission: Rejected Game Show! Recorded live on July 24, 2022. Cast and crew members are put to the test as Michael runs them through three rounds of decidedly difficult Mission: Rejected trivia! A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here - https://bit.ly/EMFDonate Featuring: Pete Barry J. Michael DeAngelis John Dowgin Bob Killion Chris Klaniecki Paige Klaniecki Nazli Sarpkaya with Kevin McGrath as Mission Voice Conceived by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Produced and Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis Broadcast Directed by Natty Leach Music by Pete Barry Mission: Rejected was created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Sound effect attribution: Ding! by ammaro, used under Creative Commons Attribution Buzzer by Phillip Daniels, used under Creative Commons Attribution Audience Reaction effects obtained through https://www.zapsplat.com/
Bonus · Sun, July 17, 2022
Special Livestream! Stump Pete Barry!
Join us for "Stump Pete Barry" - a live Mission: Rejected games show! Sunday, July 24th at 7:30pm EST at www.missionrejected.com Scheduled to run a gauntlet of fiendish trivia questions curated by host J. Michael DeAngelis are: Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Bob Killion, Chris Klaniecki and Paige Klaniecki. Think you can outsmart the cast and crew? Play along at home and test your wits against them! Conceived by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Written and produced by J. Michael DeANgelis Executive Producers: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Music and Sound Effects by Pete Barry Broadcast Directed by Natty Leach Featuring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Click here for a transcript of this announcement.
Bonus · Fri, June 24, 2022
Presenting: Things (Un)Said
We think Mission: Rejected fans will enjoy Things (Un)Said, a supernatural mystery story told in an experimental format. Written by and starring Julia Duffy, who fans will remember as Burning Man in Season Three's "Total Eclipse of the B.A.R.T." Several season one episodes have been directed by our own J. Michael DeAngelis. When Paige Gilbert's mother goes missing, she turns to her mom's old diaries for answers. But the stories about nearby facilities and the creatures they hold may only lead to more questions. Written by and starring Julia Duffy, with music, sound and editing by Daniel Farrell. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts or visit https://anchor.fm/thingsunsaid Mission: Rejected will be back next month with a new bonus episode!
Bonus · Fri, May 27, 2022
EMF Declassified: Interrogations
The cast and crew of Mission: Rejected are randomly paired together for a round robin "ask me anything" style interview! Interviewing each other are: Chris Klaniecki & Nazli Sarpkaya Bob Killion & John Dowgin Ashley Banks & Kirk White Jill Ivey & Pete Barry Dave Stanger & Faith Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki Featuring Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Written and Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis Music by Pete Barry Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Tape Deck Click by Bertoff, used under Creative Commons Attribution Tape Hiss by stecman, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bonus · Fri, April 29, 2022
Presenting: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
We think Mission: Rejected fans will enjoy the new audio fiction Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason ! The show features a lot of familiar voices including Faith Dowgin (Section Cheif Zelda Anders), Kirsty Woolven (Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge) and Newt Schottlekotte (Sanitary Hot Dogs Bouncer). Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a serialized satirical dark comedy about secret societies and conspiracy culture. Created by the award-winning and critically acclaimed Audio Fiction producer, Jeremy Ellett. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts or visit www.goodpointepodcasts.com Please note: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason contains language and situations intended only for adult audiences. Mission: Rejected will return next month with behind-the-scenes content!
S3 E12 · Fri, March 25, 2022
312: Coldfinger
The Admiral is ready to unleash alien forces upon the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is one of them. Written by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice and Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest Starring Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Tage Das as Phillipe Saint-Renoir Eric Perry as Whitmire Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien Natty Leach as Valerian Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Rebecca Serfass as Lucky and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A full transcript of this episode is available here. Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license. Cat Fight! by bebop, used under Creative Commons Attribution Typewriter by tamskp, used under Creative Commons Attribution Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gust of Wind by Tony B kssm, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squeaky Elevator by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative C
S3 E11 · Fri, February 25, 2022
311: Yours Truly, Skip Granger
An old case file holds the key to The Admiral's plans...and Special Agent Skip Granger hears it like an old time radio show. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger/Johnny Onebuck Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath/Martinique Maneater Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief/Scraps Turkleson Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak/Miss Friday Saturday Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders/Mrs. Driskill with Kirk White as Chet Phillips/Detective Holiday and Mr. Doe and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice and the Narrator Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien/Delaware Smith Jill Ivey as Lillian LaFluer and Bob Killion as Orson Welles and The Admiral Guest Starring J. Michael DeAngelis as Old Time Radio Villains Pete Barry as Desk Sargent John Dowgin as Dr. Lipman Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. This episode dedicated to the memory of Jack Johnstone and Bob Bailey. Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Vinyl Dust by mitchanary, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Telephone by MrOptimisim, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Cork Pop by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution Intercom Buzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Car Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Airport by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution Propeller Plane by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Doorbell by craigsmith, used under <a href="https:/
S3 E10 · Fri, January 28, 2022
310: The Man from F.E.L.I.N.E.
A cocky art thief steals a strategically important country's national seal...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is returning phone calls. Written by John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl and Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom and Cassandra Helsinki and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral Guest Starring Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato Jackie Sherman as Tatiana Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert Anne Coleman as Olga Devin Plantamura as Pebble Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange Pete Barry as Jeeves Lee Shackleford as Valentinian Dietrich Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin Join our Discord. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license Record Scrtach by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cat Fight! by bebops, used under Creative Commons Attribution Reciprocating Saw by vhsvhs, used under Creative Commons Attribution Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cat 1 by dobrodie, used under Creative Commons Attribution Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under <a href="https://freesound.org/people/MegaPenguin13/sounds/11
S3 E9 · Fri, December 31, 2021
309: Six Characters in Search of a Murderer
The cast of the cult TV show "Acquaintances" has reunited on New Year's Eve...and Bowden Montcrief has been murdered. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral Guest Starring Leslie Gideon as Kate Delgado A.R. Oliveri as Zack Brannigan Tim Sniffen as Ethan Burns Ruben Ortiz as Diego Ortez Jordan Cobb as Harper Guillaume Samantha Gordon as Tiffany Moran J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Created and produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Thunderstorm by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution Laugh Track by Steve's Real World, used under license Laugh Tracks compiled by SoundLikeTube, see details Police Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons Attribution Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rumble by unfa, used under <a
Bonus · Fri, December 17, 2021
Interlude: The Offer
While showing Gloria around Hollywood, Bowden Montcrief gets an unexpected offer...from an unexpected source. A prelude to Episode 3.09. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry Phone Ring by cs272, used under Creative Commons Attribution . Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
S3 E8 · Fri, November 26, 2021
308: Total Eclipse of the BART
McGrath gets inside information about a serial arsonist who wants to burn San Francisco to the ground...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the dining car. Written by Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Gragner Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Jill Ivey as Burrito Barker and TSA Agent and Bob Killion as Burrito Barker and The Admiral Guest Starring Julia Morizawa as The Therapist Jeff Barg as Jeff the Bard Julia D. Wallach as Burning Man Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Songs by Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music) Julia D. Wallach is the creator and star of Things(Un)Said . A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry Sci-Fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license. Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution Subway Coming by pomp1o, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution Doot! by edbles, used under Creative Commons Attribution Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution Kid's Bi
S3 E7 · Fri, October 29, 2021
307: Casino Royale with Cheese
The EMF must infiltrate an underground casino frequented by the mob...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is stopping for ice cream. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Jill Ivey as Southern Gambler and Bob Killion as the Dealer, Security Guy and The Admiral Guest Starring Benn Iffring as Ben & Jerry's Employee Pete Barry as Tex Amarillo Newt Schottlekotte as Sanitary Hot Dogs Bouncer John Dowgin as Vinny Cecille Gultiano as Casino Waiter Marnie Warner as Casino Patron J. Michael DeAngelis as Johnny Eric Perry as Whitmire Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Created and produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here . Sound effects attribution below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby , used under license Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution Fly by Benboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution Factory Floor by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Spaghetti Slither by Saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution <a href="https://freesound.org/people/d
S3 E6 · Fri, September 24, 2021
306: The Hunt for Taupe November
The Admiral is plotting a strike on American soil...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is washing the windows. Written by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral Guest Starring Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms Pete Barry as the Toliet Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Tage Das as Phillipe San-Renior Raymond Morse as Swabbie Ruk Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, & John P. Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license. Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Pet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution Monkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons Attribution Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foomph! by Wer
S3 E5 · Fri, August 27, 2021
305: No Time Two Dice
The EMF must protect the unknown target of an unpredictable assassin...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the shower. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Airport Attendant and Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest Starring Jeff Mashi as Lachlan Issacs Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Glass Breaking by Rumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, under under Creative Commons Attribution Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Garage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons Attribution Magnum 22 by michorvath, used under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero
S3 E4 · Fri, July 30, 2021
304: The Legend of Zelda
Section Chief Zelda Anders is haunted by memories of her first case...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is playing video games. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Harley and Bob Killion as Hightower and The Admiral Guest Starring Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Pete Barry as Bud Shannon Perry as Atlas J. Michael DeAngelis as Royce Blayton Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms John Dowgin as Link Lynell and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat "Oceanology Hymn" and "Chain Breaker" Music by Pete Barry Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other effects by Pete Barry. Hotel Phone by joeladam, used under Creative Commons Attribution Record scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution Boo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons Attribution Beer Bottles by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd Cheers by Adam_N, used under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1
S3 E3 · Fri, June 25, 2021
303: Carry On Old Hayward's Son
Sins of the past stalk the EMF...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is performing computer maintenance. Written by Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Ocean Bureau Commander and Mother and Bob Killion as The Waiter, The Sleezeball, and The Admiral Guest Starring Benn Tyler Iffring as the Ticket Taker Addison DeAngelis as Millie Lia Barry as Amy Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bits" Thompson Ross Currie as the Escape Room Operator Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A full transcript of this episode is available here. Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution Wrecking Ball by Ohwurm, used under Creative Commons Attribution Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Range by touchassembly, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons Attribution <a href="
S3 E2 · Fri, May 28, 2021
302: On Mister Muldrake's Obvious Service
The Ocean Bureau is planning a diamond heist at an ultra-luxury ski resort…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is fixing the cable box. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring: Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring: Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Housekeeping and Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest Starring: Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge and Tage Das as Phillipe Saint Renior A complete transcription of this episode can be found here. Music, sound mixing, and editing by Pete Barry Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Join our Discord server! Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Glass Breaking by Rhumpfries, used under Creative Commons Attribution Tibetan Chant by djgriffin, used under Creative Commons Attribution Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ski Lift by 13FPanska_Marval_Luka, used under Creative Commons Attribution Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Hotel Lobby by ccc140024324, used under Creative Commons Attribution Skiing by JoanaP_130315021, used under <a href="https://creativecom
Bonus · Fri, May 14, 2021
Special Livestream! Mission: Variety
Join us for Mission: Variety - our first livestream! Sunday, May 23rd at 7pm EDT at bit.ly/MissionProjected A night of music, comedy, cocktails, and more featuring the cast and creators of Mission: Rejected and special guests! A benefit for Mighty Writers. Featuring live or pre-recorded: Ashley Banks Pete Barry J. Michael DeAngelis Faith Dowgin John Dowgin Jan Green Jill Ivey Bob Killion Chris Klaniecki Paige Klaniecki Danielle Rossi Nazli Sarpkaya Dave Stanger with Kevin McGrath as Mission Voice
S3 E1 · Fri, April 30, 2021
301: Blue Storm Rising
The Oceanologists have taken over the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is definitely dead this time. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Jambo, Security Guy and The Admiral Guest Starring J. Michael DeAngelis as Agent Stokes Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and the Toilet Mylène Kerschner as The Pleasantest Woman John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber A complete transcription of this episode can be found here. Music, sound mixing, and editing by Pete Barry "Oceanology Unbound" Music by Pete Barry Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Join our Discord server! Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution Teletype by fastson, used under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/license
Bonus · Fri, March 26, 2021
Oz-9: Rejected (Part 1)
A rift in time and space causes the EMF agents to swap places with crew members from the Oz-9...and Special Agent Chet Phillips has never heard that podcast. This is part one of a special two-part crossover with the hysterical space comedy, Oz-9 . Be sure to listen to part two on the Oz-9 feed or wherever you get your podcasts! Written by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Shannon Perry Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis and June Clark Eubanks Starring (In alphabetical order) Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Richard Cowen as Leet David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker June Clark Eubanks as The Albatros Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield Jill Ivey as Siri Bob Killion as The Admiral Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer Shannon Perry as Olivia, Madeline, and Dr. Pickle Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Kirk White as Chet Phillips Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange with Richard Nadolny as your Narrator and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Mission: Rejected created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Oz-9 created and produced by Shannon Perry Script Editor J. Michael DeAngelis Music by Pete Barry and John Faley, arranged by Pete Barry Mixed and edited by Pete Barry Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and Shannon Perry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Crickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons Attribution Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gasp by dersupernton, used under Creative Commons Attribution Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ouch by Adam N, used under <a href="https://freesound.org/peo
Bonus · Fri, February 26, 2021
EMF Declassified 2: Agents Exposed (Behind the Scenes)
The cast of Mission: Rejected is interviewed by Raymond "Ruk" Morse about the making of season two, behind-the-scenes stories, and a peek at season three! Written and Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis Hosted by Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with Ruk . Joining from the cast are Chris Klaniecki, Nazli Sarpkaya, Dave Stanger, Faith Dowgin, Ashley Banks, Jill Ivey, and Bob Killion. Featuring J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Music by Pete Barry Additional music and sound effects: Slow Cinematic Music by bigmanjoe, used under Creative Commons Attribution Record Scratches by filmsnfx, used under Creative Commons Attribution A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
S2 E12 · Mon, December 28, 2020
212: A Vow To A Kill
Athena O'Brien is getting married...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is available. (Season finale) Written by John P. Dowgin & J. Michael DeAngelis Story by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders Kirk White as Chet Phillips Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond, Anchorwoman, and Computer Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino with Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, Security Guy, Anchorman, and The Admiral Guest Starring Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott John Tuton as Captain James T. Kirk Eric Perry as Whitmire Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Natty Leach as Chad Valerian and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat Shannon and Eric Perry and be heard on Oz-9. Learn more at www.oz-9.com Sarah Rhea Werner can be heard on the Write Now podcast and Girl in Space. Learn more at www.sarahwerner.com Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Mission: Rejected will return in 2021. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution Lava by e____, used under Creative Commons Attribution Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution <a href="https://freesound.org/people/Fil
S2 E11 · Fri, December 11, 2020
211: Moonfaker
A scientist will only hand over a vital new super fuel if he's sent to space...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Nancy and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Vlad, and The Admiral Guest Starring David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear Brandon Wentz as Dr. Harold Snodgrass Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange Jordan Cobb as Dr. Sabrina Starr Raymond Morse as Phillip and Pete Barry as The Toilet David S. Dear is the creator and star of A 9th World Journal. Learn more at: https://ninthworldjournal.com/ Jordan Cobb is the creator and star of Janus Descending and other quality productions. Learn more at: h ttps://www.jordanvcobb.com/ Brandon Wentz is the GM and host of Crit Show, an actual play podcast. Learn more at: https://thecritshowpodcast.com/ Raymond Morse is the host of 5 & 30 with Ruck. Learn more at: https://fiveandthirtywithruk.podbean.com/ Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowign Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of the episode can be found here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis. Sci-fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license Glass Break by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution Stone Door by DWOBolye, used under Creative Commons Attribution Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under <a href="https://creati
S2 E10 · Fri, November 20, 2020
210: Diamonds Are For Errors
There's a plot to kidnap North Korea's star baseball player...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by John Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Gift Shop Girl and Interpreter and Bob Killion as Ron Jambo and The Admiral Korean translations and voices by Edward Bong Music, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeils, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry: Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution Baseball Game (I) by bowlingballout, used under Creative Commons Attribution Baseball Game (II) by Glaneur de sons, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons Attribution Skink by sihil, used under Creative Commons Attribution Baseball Bat by CGEffex, used under <a href="https://freesound.org/people/CGEffex/so
S2 E9 · Fri, October 30, 2020
209: American Spydol
The prize at a major singing competition has been accidentally loaded with weapons-grade plutonium...and Special Agent Chet Phillips can't sing. A Mission: Rejected musical extravaganza. Written & Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Contest Organizer and Bob Killion as Fitz, Security Guy, and The Admiral Guest Starring Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Bonnie Brantley as Austin Native Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien Music, Lyrics, Sound Mixing and Editing by Pete Barry Produced and Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here . Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry: Sci-Fi Office by RedSky Lullaby, used under license Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd Cheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ouch! by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jet Engine by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons Attribution <a href="https://freesoun
S2 E8 · Fri, September 25, 2020
208: Three Days of the Condo
A cache of treasure from the Axis Powers is buried under a condo in Santa Barbara...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Pivetz as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Marlene and Bob Killion as Bart Bradoff and The Admiral Guest Starring Jay Malarcher as Louis Friedman Andrea A. Smith as Rosalie DeSalles Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Rebecca Serfass as Lucky and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat Sarah Rhea Werner is the creator and writer of Girl In Space and Write Now podcasts. Find out more at www.sarahwerner.com Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry "Louis's Sweet Licks" written and performed by Matt DeAngelis of Die Tired. Check out their new album It Runs Red on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your music. Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jackhammer by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons Attribution Typewriter by tams_kp, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ocean Surf by stormache, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foomph! by
S2 E7 · Fri, August 28, 2020
207: The Spy Who Forgot Me
The Deceptionem is in Washington D.C...and no one is available. Written by John Dowgin & Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Ken Anderson Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as the Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Computer Voice and Techie and Bob Killion as Fitz and The Admiral Guest Starring Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien Eric Perry as Whitmire Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Music, sound effects and mixing by Pete Barry Edited by Pete Barry and John Dowgin Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution Zap by Big Kahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution Tires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution Sawblade , used under Creative Commons Attribution Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution <a href="https://freesoun
S2 E6 · Fri, July 31, 2020
206: Blunderball
A dangerous "mind bomb" is set to detonate outside of Chicago...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, and The Admiral Guest Starring Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ocean Surf by stormacache, used under Creative Commons Attribution Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Backing Up by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution Movie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bass Note by Vrescendo, used under Creative
S2 E5 · Fri, June 26, 2020
205: My Brother, My Brother, and Nero
A low budget film being used as a cover for a defection must be completed on time...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Defector #2 and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Defector #1 and The Admiral Guest Starring Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Kendon Luscher as Trip Granger Natty Leach as Chad Valerian Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Kendon Luscher is the creator and star of the Ad Reads podcast. Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry Additional editing by John Dowgin Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license Volcano Rumble , by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution Lava , by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jet Engine , by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons Attribution Waterfall , by juliaofantasma, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squeaky Valve , by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Drone , by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Splash , by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution <a href="h
S2 E4 · Fri, May 29, 2020
204: A Hard Day's Knight
A renegade chemist is selling experimental amphetamines at a Renaissance Faire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Miss Jones and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Security Guy, and The Admiral Guest Starring Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange Jeff Barg as Jeff the Bard Antony Ur as Gork Thea Ling as the Barkeep Margaret Pivetz as Stormclaw Caroline LaRochelle as Crystal Merchant Heidi Hart as Renaissance Fairah Fawcett and Kirsty Woolven as "Queen Elizabeth I" A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Songs by Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music) Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Additional editing by John Dowgin. Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbridge, used under license Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution Horse by foxen10, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution Laughs by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution Horse on Turf by Max_Headroom, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ouch by Adam_N, used under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/"
S2 E3 · Fri, April 24, 2020
203: Swinefeld
An international bio-terrorist is stalking the world’s largest hog at a rural county fair…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Pie Lady and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, JT Peppermason, Security Guy and The Admiral Guest Starring Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker Pete Barry as Live Stock Coordinator John P. Dowgin as Wilfred Culpepper J. Michael DeAngelis as Bjorn Kleinschmidt and Raymond Morse as Ruk Raymond Morse is the creator and host of 5 and 30 with Ruk , an irreverent interview show featuring hilarious interviews with audio drama creators. Learn more over at Podchaser ! Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Sound engineering by Karen Yang Produced and Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry: Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullabye), used under license Deep Pig Grunts by TheAcidRomance, used under Creative Commons Attribution Tractor Pull by RTB45, used under Creative Commons Attribution Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Panicked Crowd by belthazarus, used under Creative Commons Attribution Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution Open Ai
S2 E2 · Fri, March 27, 2020
202: Borderline Personalities
A controversial podcast host has declared himself an independent nation...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex and Bob Killion as Archie, "Noam Chomsky" and The Admiral Guest Starring Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle Danny Epstein as Logan Sharpe Karen Yang as Chinese Agent Chad Ellis as Matthew Leads Shannon Perry is the creator and star of Oz-9 , a sci-fi comedy podcast. Find out more at www.oz-9.com Chad Ellis is the creator and star of Station Blue , an atmospheric isolation horror podcast. Find out more at stationblue.libsyn.com Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Recording engineered by Karen Yang Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Airport by tim.khan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution Record Scratch by Luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Posh Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution <a href="http
S2 E1 · Fri, March 06, 2020
201: Hazy and Distant Danger
The Ocean Bureau ship has sunk, Athena O'Brien is missing and Special Agent Chet Phillips is...dead? Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki and Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest Starring J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Josh Schwartz as Stuart GIlligan Molly Ward as Cardamom Brandy Lia Barry as Austin Billy Lampie as Robbie Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Pete Barry as Private John Tuton as Captain Kirk Jeff Ludwig as Frightened Monk Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Recording engineered by Karen Yang Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Splash by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jungle by folkart films, used under Creative Commons Attribution Plane by Snipperbees, used under Creative Commons Attribution <a href="https://freesound.org/people/ibisradio/sounds/328446
Bonus · Tue, February 04, 2020
EMF Declassified (Behind the Scenes)
Mylène Kerschner, host of the CS Radio podcast, takes you behind the scenes of Mission: Rejected's fist season. Featuring interviews with co-creators Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Written by J. Michael DeAngelis Music, mixing and editing by Pete Barry Featuring Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Be sure to check out Mylène and her co-host every Monday on CS Radio, a podcast about a career exploration and development. Our Patreon supporters received a special extended edition of this episode featuring even more behind-the-scenes stories and tidbits! You can join them in enjoying a bonus audio every month at www.patreon.com/missionrejected. A full transcript of this episode is available here.
S1 E12 · Fri, December 27, 2019
112: The Quotient of All Fears
Special Agent Chet Phillips's vacation...is over. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest Starring Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien Devin Plantamura as Pebble Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury Michael Enio Reali as Sherman Claire Klieger as Damrow Dave Serfass as Curly Blacksteer Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert Anne Coleman as Olga Jackie Sherman as Tatiana Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers and Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg Sokolov Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Additional recording by Karen Yang Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons Attribution Meditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribut
S1 E11 · Fri, November 29, 2019
111: The Slow and The Steamed
An illegal street racing gang is terrorizing the city...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien Devin Plantamura as Pebble Jill Ivey as Siri / Coffee Shop Girl Mylène Kerschner as Lilith Frank and Bob Killion as The Admiral / Security Guy Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Additional live mixing by Karen Yang A complete transcript of the episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry: Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons Attribution Meditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons Attribution Office Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution Weapon Check by ryanconway, used under Creative Commons Attribution Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution Tires Squeal by Mike Koenig, used under Creative Commons Attribution <a href="https://freesound.o
S1 E10 · Thu, October 31, 2019
110: Granger Things
It's Halloween...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. A Mission: Rejected trilogy of terror! CONTENT WARNING: It's all in good fun, but know that this episode contains some more-intense-than-usual sound effects including whispers, screams, bubbling, animal noises, squishy sounds and monster voices. Written by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Nani Manion as Edith Sunday John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Myke Scholtes as Zeerox Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange and Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security Guy Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this episode available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office , by Stuart Kilbride , used under license Steam (Iron) , by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution Wooden Destruction , by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons Attribution Glass Breaking , by Rhunmphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foopmph , by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution Spaghetti Jello , by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Thunderstorm , by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bubbles , by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons Attribution <a href="https://fr
S1 E9 · Fri, October 18, 2019
109: Cardamom Brandy
A notorious pharmaceutical executive under house arrest is trying to relaunch his criminal empire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron #1 Molly Ward as Cardamom Brandy Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange and Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security Guy Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Additional recording by Karen Yang. A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license Creaking Dishwasher by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd Clapping by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution Tires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons Attribution Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cardboard Box by tonywhitmore, used under Creative Commons Attribution
S1 E8 · Fri, September 27, 2019
108: Park It Like It's Hot
A former KGB interrogator has taken over the Des Moines Parking Authority...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin. Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis. Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom Anne Coleman as Olga Jackie Sherman as Tatiana Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg Sokolov Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Additional recording by Karen Yang. Be sure to check out Johnny Goodtimes on his podcast The Philly Blunt. A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution Office Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jacob's Ladder by Halleck, used under Creative Commons Attribution Teletype by fatson, used under Creative Commons Attribution Office Room Tone by richwise, used under Creative Commons Attribution Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Vintage Camera Flash and Powder by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bonus · Wed, September 04, 2019
Bonus Scene: Mission Voice Meltdown
It's hard being the mission voice. Ponderous. Freaking ponderous. THANK YOU for getting us over 10,000 downloads! As a way of saying thanks, we're putting out this bonus audio, usually reserved for our Patreon supporters. You can hear an additional bonus audio with every new episode, along with mission dossiers, behind-the-scenes access and more when you become a supporter. Join us at www.patreon.com/missionrejected Written by Pete Barry. Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis. Starring Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice.
S1 E7 · Fri, August 30, 2019
107: Halt and Catch These Hands
A ruthless gang of sibling cybercriminals is selling off dangerous technology to the highest bidder, there's a mole in the Extraordinary Missions Force...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers Jill Ivey as Abbie Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Russian Hacker and The Admiral Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeis and John Dowgin. Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry. A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride , used under license. Ka-ching! by deleted_user_96253, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foomph by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution Pistol Cock by nebulasnails, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution Power Down by qubodup, used under Creative Commons Attribution Glass Breaking by Rhumphires, used under Creative Commons Attribution
S1 E6 · Fri, July 26, 2019
106: Enter Larry
A criminal informant will only hand over critical evidence to Special Agent Chet Phillips...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Bob Killion as The Admiral Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry with additional recording by Karen Yang. "Amazing Grace" (traditional), arranged and performed by Pete Barry. A full transcript of the episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby) , used under license. Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution Van door by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution The Call of a Gull by nigelcoop, used under Creative Commons Attribution Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Applause by Jedo, used under Creative Commons Attribution . Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
S1 E5 · Thu, June 27, 2019
105: Totally Screwed
A top secret code known only to a long thought dead Navy SEAL has suddenly been broadcast from a hardware store in Orlando, Florida...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain Dave Serfass as Willfred Smails Leon Malloy as Mr. Hermenklemper Natty Leach as Shadowy Voice and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin. Music, lyrics, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry. A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license Stampede by benjaminharveydesign, used under Creative Commons License Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner, used under license from YouTube Audio Library Plane Landing by FreeToUseSounds, used under Creative Commons Attribution Kids by wjoojoo, used under Creative Commons Attribution Spring by pan14, used under Creative Commons Attribution Saw by domiscz, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution
S1 E4 · Fri, May 31, 2019
104: The Werewolves of Wall Street
A corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Music, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry. A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry. Raptor by reidedo, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license Creak by barkenov, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Plane Crash by qubodes, Snibbers and Cleetus, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
S1 E3 · Fri, April 26, 2019
103: Cattle Call
A shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy/Cattle Baron Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin Music, mixing and editing by Pete Barry with additional live mixing by Karen Yang. A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license Cows by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons attribution Cows by Beboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used Creative Commons Attribution Fire by leosalom, used under Creative Commons Attribution Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution Backup Beeps by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution Splash by Rocktopuss, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bubbles by kwahmah_02, used under Creative
Bonus · Fri, April 12, 2019
Bonus Scene: Lord Nero
After the events of "The Con is On", Bowden and Gloria contemplate a film version of Lord Nero of the Planet Lesbos. This bonus scene was created for subscribers to our Patreon! If you want to hear additional great content like this, please donate at www.patreon.com/missionrejected Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis. Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief and Paige Klaniecki as Glori) Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. " Sci-Fi Office " sound effect by Stuart Kilbridge ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license. A full transcript of this episode is available here.
S1 E2 · Fri, March 29, 2019
102: The Con is On
A New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis. Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Bob Killion as The Admiral/Jimmy Serafillio Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Angry Woman Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury Matt Lafargue as Victor Tyborg Jillian Ivey as Annie Willmont Katie Barlow as Angrier Woman Mylène Kerschner as Angriest Woman Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang. A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry. Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Seagulls by juskiddink, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Wolf Whistle by Gogglecrab, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license
S1 E1 · Mon, March 04, 2019
101: Duck and Cover
A South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Devin Plantamura as Parking Guy Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato John P. Dowgin as Joe the Plumber Jillian Ivey as Newscaster Connie Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl and Robert Killion as Security Guard/Newscaster Steve/The Admiral Created & Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang. A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry. Train Station by Sandermotions, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Steam Train by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Parking Garage by cmusounddesign, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Tires Squeal by Mike Koening, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license Crowd Noise by toonothing, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd Agrees by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution <
Trailer · Fri, March 01, 2019
Preview: MISSION REJECTED
What happens when the world's greatest spy decides NOT to accept his latest mission? Find out in MISSION: REJECTED! Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice and Robert Killion as Security Guard/The Admiral.
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