Turns out, The Bastards and their new friends are big fans of hotels.They are not big fans, of paying, or answering the phone.Follow our crew through a maze of avoidance, as they sample the wares of their new hideout while the phone rings off the hook because WHO just charged 20 luxury suites to the Urthean Army?? Hurry up and slam that Sandean caviar, boys. We got some 'splainin to doooo.-Starring:DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&fref=mentions&__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">Richard Kimber-Bell</a>Cleo deCap -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">Taylor van Biljon</a>Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/daniel.matthews.14855?__tn__=K-R&eid=ARC3F9IwGzZ-DH6LVVTNsgr442RA-9OxAl_bUcc_5KC1H2NXX-nKBoWf0DuwhaXPU-iPBges121MDNZ5&fref=mentions&__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">Daniel Matthews</a>Herodotus Arthurion Mendleroth III - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/evenmehl.amundsen?__tn__=K-R&eid=ARDPClG59hL_hyjB2DmT60ju_IW8ExXY-s0kODHbB_h0dYL0C3zYZ2XWx8x1F44U1BbhyHc_l8wTVpwc&fref=mentions&__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARBQrTIA8I2h7mbYGS-2XlAqqfTfAEhC0nNZkI2Xig0zlm1Vy4i5QusncOIGfYSemvPQVBigMD3P7TKNd5spiVzggoWu-tjt16a4dGm6Yw46sIllTlR3OF3wB0vHzADO1SYoQx6Md382jdRv8dJgq24HpvX_2Q4nXOzHXnfZKAZk1XK5a9_o0OcBl8tVD6zw7a81NoWC8P4unbc9RnWVFZcbWBSWVqEg8BnOZ5JzBWuyinTF6g6hnXuIZL_pxgBftKrK44hUvZDtvpW6PhbfqLYLfj__vI1lJXNx4aA-a6MxNrpBCqkrozC7l--b0Gyc9TKK8usilXoVjsnD0EoqFPPwI4Ir1DlCDaY">Even Mehl Amundsen</a>Episode art by <a href="https://www.artstation.com/maxbehrens">Max Behrens</a>Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">Jamie Nord</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">Michaël Ghelfi</a>Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">White Bat Audio</a>Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews-Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.comSupport the show and gain access to extra content by joining our <a href="https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards">Patreon</a>: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards">https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards</a>If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at <a href="http://www.backwaterbastards.com/">www.backwaterbastards.com</a><a href="https://discord.gg/gJhAE3aVuj">Join our Discord</a>!<a href="https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards">Get bonus content on Patreon</a> Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>

Backwater Bastards: An Actual Play Podcast

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A team of artists telling THE GREATEST BEST FRIEND STORY that the galaxy has ever seen!While everybody else is out saving the world, we’re just trying to find the next best place to eat.Join us on our haphazard adventure.