We Don't Have Time For This
Two full-time working mums with lots of opinions and no time. Featuring childhood besties Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.
Mon, April 14, 2025
Requested: Overhauling Your Health with Rachael Tagg
Today’s episode was by overwhelming demand. Our bestie and friend of the pod, Rachael Tagg has been on a mission to overhaul her health and wellbeing after a big health scare in 2024. As someone who prioritised everyone ahead of herself (mum life) didn’t take care of herself so much (hard relate), she has completely overhauled her lifestyle in the last year and has inspired us so much. So, the DLs asked to get her on, so get her on we did! Part 1 is here and part 2 dropping in More Time on Thursday! Mentions: Feather and Noise Noah Pants Atomic Habits by James Clear - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, April 10, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Unsupervised Bully At The Playground
Today's caller has accidentally found herself the unofficial cop of the playground. - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Spotify Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 07, 2025
The Catch-Up Trap
Recorded when Revz was sick (again) but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the delivery hacks we all need. Use at your own will, depending on your ethics. Gem has other applications for it too. Then, do you wear undies, like, all the time? To the gym? To bed? Cos looks like there’s two types of people. And if you had to train for a new profession, what would you actually want to do? Revz has some fantasies and Gem has some practicalities (story checks). Then Gem is frustrated with the monotony of routine and wants to really shake things up. But can that be done with girlfriends? Revz thinks we might be on different motherhood tracks here, and wonders if we can please not shirk the humble coffee catch-up, but Gem is calling all Dance Captains to get the get-togethers going. #Notspon: Gem: Booie Make Up Revz: Natural Look Anti Lice Nit Spray - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis - Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, April 03, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Sister-In- Law Is A Scammer
This week’s caller needs to vent about her SIL’s dodgy behaviour. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 31, 2025
My Eclipse Season Was Worse Than Yours
First up, feel yourself up. Go on, it’s now mandatory and we’ll be reminding you regularly, ok? Gem has beef with the health of her hair growth - lol, and Revz has no time for the Brunette Blues. Speaking of Revz, she’s been going through it (we blame the moon) and our little Aries, Raffa, is also having a rough eclipse szn. However, Gem shocked herself by advocating for her kid at school and getting some brilliant results; recovering people pleasers unite! And poor Revz is on the bridge she said she’d cross when she came to it.. her dog is a teenager and it’s the mental load money pit we all saw coming but go on, hold space. Come on April, we need some good vibes. #Notspon Gem: Bathroom Bin (Affiliate Link) Revz: An omlette (LOL) - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 27, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline: My In Laws Fear My Son's Nail Polish
Today’s callers’ son just wants to wear nail polish… What’s wrong with that? - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis Watch Us On Youtube Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 24, 2025
The Way Men Flounder When Women Are Sick
Well, Revz is finally ready to talk us through whatever the frick happened to her toe. And strap in DLs, cos it’s quite the journey for one very debilitating injury. But first; we have BEEF with Harmony Day and of course we do, we’re school mums. But not for the reasons you may think. But while we’re here, what is Gem’s signature Thai dish, huh Gem? Then Revz gives us a blow by blow but it really does beg the question - when we go down, who steps up? Cos this may just be the ultimate men-are-from-mars-women-are-from-venus moment of the year. If you’re a man, this may not be an ep for you, if you’re not, but you live with one… we see you. #notspon Gem: Devil in the Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke on Disney+ Revz: Shark Stain Striker (affiliate link) - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 20, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Should I Leave My Job?
Today's caller wants to blow up her work-life balance. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Become a Subscriber on Apple Become a Subscriber on Spotify - Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 17, 2025
Delulu or Defeatist and Nowhere In Between
First up, today Gem is staging an intervention on Revz and hello pot, it’s kettle back again! Hey girl! Revz is turning to her assistant for a major life overhaul, which reminds Gem of the time a whole week ago that she was the unfit friend (gasp) in an outdoor activity and the shame, you guys, oh the shame. Then Yai had embarked on a major project, that Gem asked for but now is frozen, unable to participate in. Should she woman up and dive on in or wait..? She’s feeling feelings. Some very applicable not spons and lots of overblown promises today, gals. Must be 2025! #Notspon Gem: Remento Revz: Dirt - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis - Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri, March 14, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Gives All He Has To the Kids
Today's caller is feeling a little lonely in her marriage. - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS On Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS On Spotify Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join The Facebook Group: Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 10, 2025
Making Friends At Your Vasectomy
Before we even begin, please know today is one of *those* episodes. Dunno if it’s the moon or what we had for breakfast but this ep is giving stream-of-consciousness-haven’t-seen-you-in-months vibes. First up, Revz had unwanted visitors and she’s so tired of being good at “hosting” because, let’s be honest, she’s no Meghan. Then if you HAD to train for the Olympics, like HAD to, what sport would you volunteer for? Seems a fun dinner table convo right? Little did we know Gem would take this so very seriously. Then, Gem brings a motion sickness life-hack to the table, before Revz shares a story of being recognised in the worst possible scenario. But also, congratulations to Revz on her contraceptive upgrade. Applause all round for that. #Not Spon: Mokomo Phone Case Australian Idol on 7 / 7Plus - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis - Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 06, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Is In Love With His Mistress
This week's caller has to decide what she will put up with. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple Spotify - Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin - Join our Facebook Group - Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 03, 2025
Do We Get A Sticker For Good Behaviour?
Well, Revz’s puppy is puppying. Don’t say we didn’t say we didn’t warn ya! And what does your dog say about you at the dog park? Revz has theories and Gem…is trying. Busta really is causing a devastating, we-can’t-have-nice-things mood that we’re not into, but we persist. Gem is going full tilt into her latest life hack / experiment / gamified mum-mode and it’s… working? Kinda? At least half way, which is fine, except it doesn’t help our resident perfectionist. Then, Revz quietly went through some stuff over the break and is coming out the other side; time for debrief with the DLs of course, and some signature insights from Bestie to boot. Until it all changes next week, anyway! Thanks for coming on the journey DLs, we know you get it. #NotSpon: Gem: Brightstar Kids Rewards Charts Revz: Weiss Bars (wot?) Episode Mention: I Don't Wanna See A Ghost, It's The Sight That I Fear Most - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis - Watch Us on Youtube - Sign up to Bestie Bulletin - Join the Facebook Group See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 27, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Religious Family Fit-Shame Me
Today’s caller is feeling shame over her outfit choices around her extended family. - WACF Mother's Day 2025 Early Bird Tickets - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 24, 2025
A Single Grey Pube
What a week DLs, school’s back and the cruel passage of time ticks along at its ever galloping pace. Firstly, Gem’s Raffa is back to school and, well, it’s not going well so it’s broken hearts all around. Please gather round and welcome Gem to the kindy to year one transition, folks. It’s a shit club but we’re here as card carrying members to hold space. Then Revz has made a truly devastating personal discovery that has altered the very fabric of her being. So, you know, it’s been a really chill time. #Notspon: Gem: L'Oreal Magic Retouch (Affiliate Link) Revz: All & Sundry 3 Steps Skincare - WACF Mother's Day 2025 Early Bird Tickets - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 20, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Will Parenting Get Easier?
Today's caller is deep in the trenches. Nuff said. - WACF Mother's Day 2025 Early Bird Tickets - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, February 18, 2025
Making New Friends When You’re a Mum
We were lucky enough to have lunch with six DLs from around the country on the weekend and it reminded us the power of connecting with women and mothers at this stage of life. Today we unpack how to make new friends when you’re deep in the trenches and why it might be so important. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis - WACF Mother's Day 2025 Early Bird Tickets See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 17, 2025
Mum Brain? Or Neuro Spicy?
Are we all across google image search? Cos, we need you to know about this major life upgrade DLs (for us and for you). Gem attempted to make waffles (WHO IS SHE?) and the pre-made mix and many calls to The Good Mum didn’t have the appropriate assumed knowledge. Now, get ready to count the nervous laughs, the shortness of breath and strap yourselves in DLs; it’s not a regular Tuesday. Today we are holding space for some news from our besties. You may relate, you may not, you may be surprised, you may nod along, you may have many questions and reactions but it’s time to sit down together and unpack some revelations. Links: Breville Barista Pro (Affiliate Link) Mia’s Episode D&M: Sister Lu (Apple) D&M: Sister Lu (Spotify) For more information on ADHD services and support within Australia visit: https://www.healthdirect.gov.au/partners/adhd-foundation-australia - WACF Mother's Day 2025 Early Bird Tickets - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 13, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Does Anyone Care About My Kids' Allergy?
This week’s DL needs help on her kid navigating school with a food allergy. - WACF Mother's Day 2025 Early Bird Tickets - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 10, 2025
The Thing About Kids Is They’re Unreasonable
First up, Gem is doling out the beauty advice and she’s not taking push back, even in the face of disagreement. Revz is coming to terms with the enormity of house maintenance and we’re not in an apartment any more, toto! Who knew leaf debris and council clean-ups would end up on our topic list; very annoying, very middle age. Then Gem doesn’t have time for her never-ending story, aka the saga of Iggy’s sleep. But turns out, she hasn’t told us the whole story. Strap in DLs, Gem has literally made her bed and now she needs to lie in it. Then Revz has a new therapist / personal assistant and it’s changing her life, but she may not be what she seems… Thanks for being here Besties, we love Tuesdays! #Notspon: Gem: Kids Countdown Timer (Affiliate Link) Revz: Vito - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 06, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Is A Screen Addict
Today’s caller needs to convince her husband to put. the. phone. down. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 03, 2025
I Identify As A Dad
You know what Gem doesn’t have time for? Raffa’s flippin *attitude*. Surely we’re not at teenage o’clock yet people. How is this happening? Revz is starting to “get” why people would be thinking about swinging (welcome to the chat Revz, Gem has been here a WHILE). Which reminds us about our get-together with Tara, the sexologist and her spicy stories for this postpartum period. Huge news, Revz has a hobby. No that’s not a typo. Revz is transitioning to a Dad. Yep, hobbies, free time, a zest for life, sounds like a Dad! Gem is still calling that free time, but we persist, DLs, we persist. Not Spon: Gem - Adventure globe (Affiliate Link) Revz - SunBum spray sunscreen See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, January 30, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Won't Do Therapy
Today's caller wants to convince her husband to do couples therapy. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 27, 2025
Get Your Etymology Right Dickheads
Alright - when does a sock NOT need a wash? What’s the threshold, people? Revz had a security breach but it totally 2024’d and it turned out to not be that bad, whattayaknow? Revz doesn’t have time for goddamn motherf*cking cold sores. A life sentence that sometimes feels just too much, like come on life?! Speaking of life, Gem is obsessed with the phrases we’ve filed wrong in our brains and we have some absolute corkers for you today. Hold onto your bladder leakage, mamas, we’ve got some tight lols for you all today. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, January 23, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Don’t Call My 2 Year Old Pretty, Grandma!
Today’s caller is struggling with her parents enforcing gender stereotypes and beauty standards. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 20, 2025
How To Get Your Libido Back with Sex Coach Tara O
Post-partum libido lag is a thing. But did you know getting your groove back ain’t just for Stella? Tara is a seasoned tantric sex coach who helps post-partum women (and men) get back to feeeeeling themselves. Tara ran a tantric workshop for us and some girlfriends and she’s come in today to talk to us all about it and how everyone at home can get back *in touch* with themselves. Follow: @tarao_sexxcoach - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, January 16, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Are Siblings Invited?
This week's caller wants to know is it rude to bring extra kids to someone's child's birthday party? - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 13, 2025
Do Friendship Breakups Hurt The Most?
Gem is home from her holiday and looking golden but don’t worry, SPF was liberally applied! Tag you’re it, Revz is outta here soon but before she goes we wanna know…when exactly does the year start? Jan 1? When you go back to work? When school starts? When? Then Gem doesn’t have time to know when to go to hospital but she had an amazing GP appointment that gave her one of her favourite things — rules to live by! Then Revz is navigating the grief of friendship breakup and needs help with what is her responsibility and what to “let go let god” (enter Gem with a “let go let what?”) hope you’re having a lovely holiday break DLs, we’re happy to be here keeping you company into the new year. #Notspon: Gem: Joseph Joseph Laundry Hamper Revz: Soffle Lights - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, January 09, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline : How Do I Talk to My Kids About Religion?
This week’s caller needs some tips on how to tackle her kids’ tricky questions. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 06, 2025
How To Be Mum-Goals with Yai
One of the biggest requests Gem gets asked in her DMs is “can Yai please tell us how to foster such a good relationship with our kids” so we thought instead of guessing (new for us! Look at the growth!) we’d get the woman herself in to talk family, daughters, grandparents politics, female friendship and second chance relationships. Listen to: D&M: The Mums. Part 2, Yai (Apple) D&M: The Mums. Part 2, Yai (Spotify) - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, January 02, 2025
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Schoolyard Dickheads
Today’s caller needs some advice on how to support her kid being bullied at school. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 30, 2024
The Ask-Us-Anything-At-All Annual
It’s that time of year. We asked, you asked and not a lot is off limits, DLs cos we like to keep it real with you around here; it’s our annual Ask Us Anything episode. - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, December 26, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Toddler Hates The Baby
This week’s DL needs advice on her new newborn and toddler sitch. - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - Limited Edition WDHTFT x Tottie Bags - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 23, 2024
The Good Mum on Surviving School Holidays
It’s that time of year, here in Oz, where the kids are off school for (seemingly) forever. Who better to shepherd us all through this unending choir of “I’m bored” than The Good Mum™️ herself. As she’s also our bestie of course we also get into personal finances, relationships, the new “trenches” and going back to school (in all the ways). Gem's Green Smoothie Recipe: - Two large handfuls of frozen kale and spinach - Half a banana - Half an avo - one small handful of frozen mango chunks - one teaspoon of chia seeds - two cups of coconut water - Listen to all The Good Mum™️ Episodes: Bonus Ep! The Good Mum is Here! (Apple Podcasts) The Good Mum Out Here Dropping Truth Bombs (Apple Podcasts) D&M: The Good Mum's Guide To Christmas Craziness (Apple Podcasts) Bonus Ep! The Good Mum is Here (Spotify) The Good Mum Out Here Dropping Truth Bombs (Spotify) D&M: The Good Mum's Guide To Christmas Craziness (Spotify) - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, December 19, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My House, My Rules
Today’s caller wants to know are we allowed to discipline other people’s kids in our own houses? - Rent our Christmas special here, for a limited time: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, December 17, 2024
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Last Minute
For those last minute, "shit I forgot" gifts, you're welcome! Links: Storyworth Red Balloon Gift Voucher Dinner Ladies Chefgood Crock'd Paint n' Sip WIRES Donation Take 3 For The Sea Donation Duolingo - Last Chance Tottie Bags for Xmas! - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 16, 2024
It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like F*ck This.
Anyone else their child’s walking rubbish bin? Cos, same. And it really has to stop cos of course, the dad’s didn’t subscribe did they? Gem does have time for Raffa’s full blown love of what can only be described as “Gem’s thing” (finally). And Revz doesn’t have time for the broken family Christmas do-si-do merry-go-round musical chairs, whatever you wanna call it. But it’s December and we’re doing our best to be more merry and less grinch cos of course we have a whole lot to smile about. Happy December Mamas; hope you’re surviving! #Notspons: Gem: Kmart Linen Shirt Revz: Croser Sparkling Wine - Last Chance Tottie Bags for Xmas! - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, December 12, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Be The Teachers Pet?
Today’s caller wants to know if she needs to be besties with her kid’s teacher for extra perks. - Last Chance Tottie Bags for Xmas! - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, December 10, 2024
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Work Kris Kringle
Gifting inspo for the office kris kringle, you're welcome! Links: Yeti Coffee Cup Gigi and Tom Wine Glasses Sunnylife Beach Paddle Set Typo collapsible Laptop Stand Scrub Daddy Scratchies Kmart Bag Hanger Plant Watering Bulbs Fancy Deck of Cards Cotton On Mini Vending Machine - Last Chance Tottie Bags for Xmas! - Watch our Christmas Show: <a href="h
Mon, December 09, 2024
Wait, Grandma has a NAME?
Morning all! We’re into that final stretch aren’t we. Hope you’re all hanging in there and aren’t too dazed and confused yet. Speaking of, Raffa can’t quite compute that Gem will one day be a Yai, and that Yai has a.. like, actual NAME. Revz has become an accidental Pokémon dealer on the dark web, and Gem doesn’t have time for her kids fighting, like, one more goddamn minute of it. Revz doesn’t have much time for the internet these days but she was served up a timely reframe and it’s giving *guru*. Some homely #notspons and a couple of random tangents but we’re here, we’re breathing, merry end-of-the-year everyone, we got this! #Notspons: Gem: Hat Rack Organiser Revz: Huntley + Co - Rent our Christmas special here, for a limited time: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, December 05, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : How Do I Stop Apologising?
What Do I Say When I’m Not Sorry? Today’s caller doesn’t know what to say when she is NOT sorry for existing. Last Chance Tottie Bags for Xmas! - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, December 03, 2024
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: What do WE want?
Here's what's on our Chrissy wishlist! Links: Arms of Eve Nicole Fendel YCL Jewels Charm Necklace Dr Lewinn’s Night Serum Flaunt Phone Case Hourglass Mascara Feather and Noise Gimme Jewellery Mezi Jewellery GoTo Face Hero All.ive Body Lenaige Lip Mask Emma Lewisham See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 02, 2024
A Very Scary Reminder
Well, well, well, aren’t we looking fresh (shout out to Lynne) but what we wanna know is what are the Hollywood folks UP to lately cos faces be facing, right? It’s December and the Elf is here, we won’t go into all that again (cough — Gem’s MAGICAL backflip — cough) but best of luck to all who invite more mental load in this Christmas. Gem doesn’t have time for some mean comments directed at her kid, and Revz can relate, leading to big chats about making room for our kids personal style and bodily autonomy. Then Revz had a scary close call at emergency this week and it begs the question about which sports should we let our kids play and the importance of safety gear for our sporty pups. Revz: Plant Watering Bulbs Gem: Operation Ouch! - Last Chance Tottie Bags for Xmas! - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 28, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Has Period Shame
Today's caller's son followed her into the bathroom and her husband was not happy. Shop our limited edition Tottie Collab here! - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, November 26, 2024
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Teens and Pre-Teens
Gifting inspo for the teens and pre-teens in your life, you're welcome! Links: Gem Hair Stamper Frank Green Waterbottle Lovisa Travel Jewellery Box Personalised Rugby Balls Pindaloo Skill Game Toy Sportsgirl Underwater Camera Instax Polaroid Camera Portable Mini Karaoke Machine Bluetooth Projector GoPro Peter Alexander Pyjamas See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa
Mon, November 25, 2024
What Exactly Is Coercive Control?
Today is a very special episode about a very important issue. Yesterday was International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women and kicks off 16 Days of Activism Against Gender-Based Violence. This important campaign focuses on driving action amongst individuals and organisations around the world calling for the prevention and elimination of violence against women and girls. Coercive Control is a term we hear a lot but not so easy to spot. So we wanted to get an expert in to help us understand this insidious form of abuse, and how to protect yourself, your kids and how to support a friend if you’re worried she’s caught in an abusive relationship. Kylie Lynch and her team run an awesome initiative called “Safer Together”, which really opens up the conversation and creates a safe space for everyone, including men and boys, to engage in this issue. The sessions are free to the community, so get in touch if you want to bring “Safer Together” to your workplace, school or club. To donate visit wacf.org.au ❤️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 25, 2024
Interior Design Trends
Listen and share with your loved ones Gem and Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 21, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My MIL Stole My Mirror
Today's caller's MIL has crossed another boundary, confront or let it slide? Shop our limited edition Tottie Collab here! - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, November 19, 2024
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Grandparents
Gifting inspo for the grandparents in your life, you're welcome! Arlo & Co Photo keyring Coffee Beans Lux Chocolates Yeti Water Bottles Pottery for the Planet Keep Cup Laneige Lip Mask Flint Rechargeable Lighter Storyworth Once Upon Photobook Family Photoshoot Beach Bag Country Road Towel AirTags Skincare See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 18, 2024
Male Fragility The Musical
First up, Revz attempts to explain evolution to her kids and (cough) herself. Gem has a very specific fact to contribute from a very specific memory and it’s relevant, trust us. Revz doesn’t have time for the battle she’s having with the school band leader and how many weeks till the end of the year? And Gem doesn’t have time for an oldie but a goodie; male fragility. Sigh. Specifically, some on show at your local neighbourhood musical. Ofcourse we slip into some light Trump dread but it’s fine, it’s fine, we persist. *sweat emoiji* #Notspon Gem: Lovisa Travel Jewellery Box Revz: Frank Green Party Cups Shop our limited edition Tottie collection in time for Christmas - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 14, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Demote My Son's Godmother?
This week's caller is less than impressed with her son's godmother. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, November 12, 2024
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Babies, Toddlers and Young Kids
Gifting inspo for Babies Toddlers and Younger Kids, you're welcome! Mentions: Loungey Play Lounge My Nook Play Sofa Cubbi Buddi Zoo Friends Annual Pass Temple and Webster Cubby House Sensory Shaker Micro Scooter Scooter Accessories Princess Box Sand and beach toys Dinosaur Costume Fluffy lockable Diary Fluffy Lockable Diary with a Fluffy Pen Flip slide Spot it! Kmart Jumbo Jenga See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 11, 2024
Are Involved Grandparents The New Generational Wealth?
Today, we’re on set, but we never leave you without your eps, DLs! So, buckle up for another Tuesday with your chaotic girlfriends who have no time. And keep a keen eye out on Sunday — wink. Gem is into the Christmas spirit, but the kids gifts on her list don’t match her life pallette. What to do? Speaking of Gem, she doesn’t have time for her own big-talk on tidiness, when she is apparently incapable of putting clothes away. But don’t worry, the internet has served up the “one touch theory” so now she can call it a goal. Revz doesn’t have time for complicated human emotions (ok, woah Therapy Girly) but she is inspired by a post in the Facebook group unpacking how to process envy; specifically around Grandparent involvement (and what we’re calling the new generational wealth.) #Notspon Gem: Yoto player Revz: L'Oreal Infallible Brows - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 07, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : We're all Vanilla, No Kink
This week’s caller wants to add more spice to the bedroom but her husband is vanilla. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, November 05, 2024
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Teachers
Gift ideas for the teachers in your life, you're welcome! Mentions: Callie Personalised Towels Big W Christmas Hampers Croser Sparkling Signup to our mailing list, here , for our gifting guide. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 04, 2024
The Talk With a Side of Consent
This week on ‘Rookie School Mum’, Gem went too big and showed herself out over a(nother) school comms event. Revz has some big life news and Gem is pumped to have her joining the Basic Burbs Bandits. Revz appears to be moonlighting as a Good Mum, because she is well and truly in her Mum Era and loving it sick. Speaking of sick, everyone is sick, but there’s no time for that! Really teasing out another tricky parenting situation, Gem doesn’t have time for raw dogging the birds-and-the-bees chat without a book, because, that’s what Yai did, y’all and WHERE IS THAT BOOK AT? #Notspon: Gem: Yeti Water Bottles for kids Revz: Modern Family on Disney+ - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, October 31, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Pick 3 Self-Care Treatments for Me
This week's caller hasn't got time for all the beauty treatments, but she is allowed 3... Revz mentions: Bondi Sands Aero Self Tanning Foam Liquid Gold - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, October 29, 2024
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Men
Gift ideas for the men in your life, you're welcome! Mentions: Charmast Charging Power Bank Custom Stubby Holder Wireless Charging Station Urbn Surf Voucher Subscribe to the Bestie Bulletin Mailing List here for all gift links. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 28, 2024
$5 is PLENTY!
It’s spooky season — eye roll emoji; or is it? Gem has changed her tune and so we celebrate that evolution (applause)! Revz gives us a much anticipated Pup-date on life with a pooch, and tells us all about the life hack that was Isla’s bday party (gifting edition). Revz sees herself reflected back when taking 14 kids to the movies on her own, but she doesn’t have time for a little thing her mates are calling “spicy Lu” (don’t worry, we’ll explain). Gem doesn’t have time for her kids health issues, real and imagined, and Raffa is angling in a way that is, quite frankly, very impressive. Happy Tuesday DLs. So happy you’re here! #Notspon Gem: Kid's Budgy Smuggler Revz: Peter Alexander PJs Want more of us in your ears? We drop MORE Time For This fortnigtly on Thursdays, as well as monthly Watch Party eps for our subscribers: join us here: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, October 24, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Know My Bestie's Husband is Dodgy
Today's caller is gobsmacked by her friend's husband's behaviour, but even more shocked that she has no idea. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 21, 2024
Sleep Deprivation (Dog Edition)
Well, look who’s looking all sleek and sh*t and not like she’s been pulled backwards through a bramble! It’s miss Gemma Peanut with a glossy new beauty upgrade. But enough about that and more about Gem’s (questionable) “Life” “Hack” to get kids to watch movies. But speaking of screen time, that old asshole has reared its ugly head again (thanks school holidays) and Gem ain’t got time for it. Revz is deep in doggy newborness and DID WE NOT ALL SEE THIS COMING OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER? But, holding space, holding space. It’s Tuesday and on Tuesdays we wear SAFE SPACE. Revz mentions: @thegamereducator #Notspon: Gem: Solmates Refillable Sunscreen Applicator Revz: Rosato wine from Brokenwood - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, October 17, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : F*ck Bluey's Dad
This week’s caller opens up a chat about Bluey’s Dad making us all look bad. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 14, 2024
Little Luxuries and Big Decisions
Kicking us off this week, Revz made a gaffe in the soccer team WhatsApp that went down like a lead balloon. Gem took her mum away and realised just how little uninterrupted time they get these days, because Yai of the year is always helping with the bubbas. Revzy doesn’t have time for her pre-menstrual insomnia, like, what NOW hormones? Why midlife why?! Gem is also lying awake as she ignores her own sleep cues for which she has no one to blame but herself. Then, Gem doesn’t have time for processing some complicated feelings around a big decision she’s been wrestling with for a while, and Revz unpacks a family member’s wild detoxing habit that sends her cuckoo. All in all, a rollicking Tuesday with your fave hot mess mums. #Notspon Gem: Monsters on Netflix Revz: Bea Bellingham mugs Enrolment for P101: https://www.gemmapeanut.com/photography-101/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, October 10, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Don't Want Your Sentimental Shit
Today's caller wants to know how she can say no more to her in laws. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 07, 2024
Bro, I'll Play Fantasy Football
Ok, shit is just getting crazy now because Gem just got fleeced $15 for a salad and what the Sydney?! We kick off today with another two-types-of-people and a solid dog update. (Give the people what they want). Revz wants to know what the female equivalent of Fantasy Football might be and can we use it for more free time? Gem sold all her earthly belongings at a consignment store and is feeling smug and flush to boot! Coupla random fun #notspons and colour me Tuesday! #Notspon: Gem: Snackachangi Vinegar and Salt Chips Revz: Kmart Handbag Holder See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, October 03, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Bitch Got Married without Telling me
Today's caller has mixed feelings about her bestie's elopement . - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 30, 2024
Yet Another Mindset Reset
First up, we’re into the school holidays but we are absolutely limping through the bone yard of broken lunch boxes and water bottles. Anyone else? How are we gonna make it to the end of the year? Revz thinks it (maybe) might be time to try this whole screen time boundary thing (maybe), but also perhaps it’s just a mindset shift rather than draconian rule? (Or is she just a wimp who loves her sleep?). And then Gem is back on the retirement thread (ok, goal setter) but Revz is wondering if retirement is even going to be a thing for Millennials considering, well, the end of the world. Happy Tuesday legends. We’re so happy you’re here. #Notspons -Kate: Naked Sundays BeautyScreen -Gem: Shevoke Sunglasses - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 26, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My 3 year old is a D*ckhead
Today’s caller is losing her mind and her boundaries. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 26, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: Raffa The Great
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Tue, September 24, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Costumes
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Mon, September 23, 2024
Pregnant With A Bad Idea
First up today, Revz has questions for us all about splitting the bill. Yes, again. And while we’re here on Money Personalities, what are we all doing for wedding gifts? Where did the “cover the cost of your plate” thing come from? Gem thinks money brings out the worst in people and, well, make it make sense otherwise. Revz thinks there’s hidden anxiety in social money secrecy and it may just be one of the most emotional spaces in our lives. Also, do you know what a Centibillionaire is? Gem schools Revz and it makes her existential. Then we get to it. Revz’s… news. BIG NEWS. Very backflip, very cause for concern. But we are always here to hold space and trust in evolution.. right? RIGHT? Big breaths DLs, the pod family may be changing shape! Revz got a puppy episode: How Much is That Disaster In The Window? #Not Spons: Gem: Lozi and Gabe Beach Tent Revz: Flint Rechargeable Lighter - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sun, September 22, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: Favourite Things
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Thu, September 19, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Regret Getting A Puppy
This week’s caller has 2 kids under 4 and then got a puppy. Nuff said. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed, September 18, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: Couples Therapy
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Wed, September 18, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: If Wedding Vows Were Honest
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Tue, September 17, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: Bridal Ballad
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Mon, September 16, 2024
The 7 Traits of Couples Who Made It
We rocked up completely matching today, confirming what we mostly knew, we are indeed, officially a two-headed monster. First up, Revz has made an observation and it’s giving Shark v Bunny (stay with us), and it involves the way we dress our kids. Then Revz has time for a Relationship Listicle that we simply must dissect. And Gem doesn’t have time for the transition into retirement and like…what, Gem?! #Longtermgoals #50before50… #ineedanap. We tussle around the concept and really only land on some more things to add to the relationship goals list and so, colour me Tuesday, we’re on a trip today. @the.holistic.psychologist https://www.instagram.com/p/C_UC3pDSnp1/?hl=en&img_index=1 #Notspon: Gem: loungey.com.au Revz: lmsthebrand.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 16, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Call
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Sun, September 15, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: Bridgerton
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Thu, September 12, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My High Energy Kid Needs His Batteries Drained
This weeks caller is weighing up social batteries and energy stores in a lose lose scenario. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 12, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: PR Emergency
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Wed, September 11, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Loop Pedal
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Wed, September 11, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: A Day Out
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Tue, September 10, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Comments Section
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Mon, September 09, 2024
When Can I Leave My Kids At Home? (Asking for a Friend)
Well, someone is feeling self conscious and she needs to apologise (did we learn NOTHING?). But seriously, are we STILL deep in sleep bullshit, like, still? Gem doesn’t have time for waiting till her kids can, well, look after themselves. What is the age you can pop to the shops, we wonder? And Revz is feeling the loneliness of solo parenting and it’s making her feel a little tender. But we got her, and we got you, DLs. Another Tuesday talking sh*t out with your fave besties. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 09, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: Country Medley
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Sun, September 08, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Trenches
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Thu, September 05, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Mum Doesn't Get Me
Today's caller doesn't know how to handle her tricky relationship with her Mum. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 05, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Millennial Megamix
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Wed, September 04, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Pitch
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Wed, September 04, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: Meet Cute
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, September 03, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: DL Wallpaper
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 02, 2024
Gemma Spice; The Popstar That Never Was
G’day Spring! Nice to see you! Gosh, don’t we need you (especially seeing as we’re still kinda tour jet lagged). First up, we wanna know your kids co-sleeping style and does it effect if you’re OK with co-sleeping or not, cos it has us playing favourites. Speaking of spring, Revz doesn’t have time for the inane loop of life admin and proving to robots that she isn’t a robot. And then only OG DLs may know this but GEM WAS IN (NOT ONE, BUT TWO) MANUFACTURED GIRL BANDS in her time… not a typo… and so she does not have time for her feelings after watching Netflix’s Popstar Academy. Relatable? No. Pervy and f*cking fascinating…? *PEACE SIGN*! Thanks for being here DLs, we love how we can go all over the topic universe and always come home to you bitches. # Not Spon: Gem: Skywalkers Netflix Doco Revz: What Do You Do With An Idea by Kobi Yamada - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sun, September 01, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: AMA
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing. Fab stage flowers from @sydneypaperflowers - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 29, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Lost it at My Toddler and I'm Covered in Shame
Today's caller is wondering if she has made an irrevocable parenting fail. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, August 27, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: Sydney
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing - This episode is proudly sponsored by Chefgood. Click the link below and use code 'NOTIME' https://bit.ly/45YfVpb - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 26, 2024
Would You Go To Mars To Get Out Of Parenting?
Well it’s book week! But in other ball aches, Gems kids are all into the Lego (but more of that later). The live show has officially come to an end and no, we’re not ok. Luckily we have Back Stage Pass to obsess a little further on. But as for today, Revz wants to know how quick you reply to your emails. Like are they texts? Or are the postal mail? What’s the speed, here. And then we need to talk the colonisation of Mars, well at least Revz’ kids do. So what do you think about it? Would you go? What if a loved one got the call up? How would you feel? Then Gem needs some help with storage solutions for every minimalist parents nightmare… but never fear cos Revz has a not spon to save the day. Thanks for being here gorgeous gorgeous demure brats. We love our DLs so very much. Not Spons: Revz' Lego storage - https://www.instagram.com/p/C7kbUMDB09A/?igsh=MTE0Ym5tM2E3ZXc4cQ== Gem - https://ycljewels.com/collections/symbolism Revz - www.happyhairbrush.com.au - This episode is proudly sponsored by Chefgood. Click the link below and use code 'NOTIME' https://bit.ly/45YfVpb - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 22, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Go Through My Kid’s Phone?
This week’s caller has off vibes about her step daughter’s phone privacy. - Live stream the live show! Tickets here: https://live.wedonthavetimeforthis.com - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 19, 2024
She Has The Receipts
First up, we DON’T go on and on about the live show because, guess what, we have a whole other show for that in BACKSTAGE PASS (which is in your feed right, very now). So Gem gives us an IUD update that, well, no- actually, many people asked for! Then Gem has a story that sends Revz into a shame-spiral by osmosis when her overthinking takes a spectacular turn of events in the form of a text exchange. Terrible for life, amazing for all of us here in pod land. Then Revz still gets served dating app content on socials and she’s noticed a trend that is equal parts intriguing and alarming. And that’s a real capital T Tuesday folks! Thanks for being here, we adore the pants off you! Not spons: Gem: Tottie backpack https://www.tottie.com.au/products/the-travel-backpack-tan Kate: Amazon Powerbank https://www.amazon.com.au/gp/aw/d/B0BXX7FFZJ?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 15, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: Perth
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 15, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is she Using me for her Wedding?
An extra twisty dilemon for your Friday folks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed, August 14, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: Brisbane
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 12, 2024
The Playdate Economy
Yo yo, Perth, we are IN you! Who’s coming down to the live show tomorrow night? Us! But before then, we have a job to do and Gem wants Revz to attempt to answer some curly kid questions (and she’s obviously obliging!). Then Revz doesn’t have time for the mum math of the play date economy, cos she’s done a balance sheet and she’s solidly in the red. How far can single mum status take you in the world of favours? Spoiler, not that far. Thanks for being here DLs and we’ll see all you Perth Queens soon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 08, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is A Screen Detox in my Future?
This week’s DL needs a pep talk on how to unplug her kids. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 05, 2024
The Great Sleep Creep
Are we all taking creepy photos of our kids while they sleep? Cos same. What about your partner? No? Just Revz? It enough to make you get up early to put a full face on just to wake up next to your husband…(cough). Speaking of trad wives how often are we washing our bras? This may be another two-types-of-people situation. Gem doesn’t have time for her comments section popping off beyond her control which leads to a larger chat about being online and the hell-scape that the internet can be. Revz isn’t a comments section girlie and this straight confuses Gem who loves to grab the popcorn. We round out by testing your 2024 slang knowledge and god we’re getting old. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sun, August 04, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: Hobart
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 01, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Daughter is a Big Day
Today’s caller wants to know how to deal with her daughter being so extra. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 01, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: Adelaide
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 29, 2024
Talking about Sex, Violence & Porn with our Kids
Well, we’re on our way to Adelaide and it looks like we’ve officially morphed into being the same person, head to toe. Guess that’s Tour life! First up, what’s the emoji you wish existed? Revz’ is a bit rogue and Gem is perplexed by what’s on the menu. But where’s the damn sausage? Then we get so into what Gem doesn’t have time for that we don’t have time for much else. A global uuuincident sparked the Mother Cogs in Gem’s noggin about telling your kids the truth about things while also keeping it age appropriate and protecting their innocence. A tricky and curly tightrope to walk and we fumble our way through it together. Thanks for being here DLs! - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sun, July 28, 2024
🎤 Backstage Pass: Melbourne
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, July 25, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kid's School Photos Suck
This week’s DL needs to vent about her kid’s school photos. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 22, 2024
Just a Pair of Recovering People Pleasers
We are mere sleeps away from landing in Melbourne for opening night but before we do, we need to know… how are we all making our toast? Spread > bread or bread > spread — it’s important. Revz doesn’t have time for her dormant people pleasing letting her down spectacularly in what should have been a moment of self care. Gem is struggling with her son’s latest attitude shift and it sparks a revealing and interesting chat, in real time, about how our kids vie for our attention. Not Spon Gem: https://www.mumclubstore.com.au/shop Revz: Kmart Crew Socks - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, July 18, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Just Want Him To Appreciate Me
Today's DL has a one way ticket to resentment town. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 15, 2024
Anyone Down For A Menty B?
First up, someone in our office has the WRONG idea about us and it’s adding to the spiral. What spiral? Oh just your regular flu induced Menty B, huh Revz? This week we don’t have time for how differently all our brains work. Yes, us specifically but also, all silly little human brains (cough, husbands, cough). Then Gem has a retraction to make, re: gentle parenting and it sparks a big chat about how the Boomers were parented and who hurt you Boomers, who hurt you? Then Revz has some stern words for Hobart and that’s our show, folks! Not Spon: Gem: https://lohy.com.au/ Revz: Kmart 30L Rectangular Pedal Bin - Matte Black - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, July 11, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : What If I Want You To Celebrate My Weight Loss?
TW: Body Image and Disordered Eating Today's DL needs some help to work through the mental gymnastics around her weight loss. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 08, 2024
The Alphas Be Alpha-ing
This week, Revz has midnight activity in her house again but it’s not necessarily what you think. Gen spent her screen-free morning very productively and do your kids know your phone number? Or are they glued to the YouTube? Then Revz had a sobering meeting at school that invoked the old “black mist” which really has us thinking about ALL the THINGS we could have learned at school instead of Pi… and then Gem brings some annecdotes from Teacher friends to the podcast for a frightening examination. A big one DLs, with lots of controversial opinions, so jump in the Facebook group and have your say. facebook.com/groups/wedonthavetimeforthis Not Spons: Gem: Sabbi Store Revz: Make Up Forever Lip Liner - Come to our live show! (What’s left of) Tickets here: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, July 04, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hubby Can't Hair
This week's caller needs her husband to lift his hair game. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 01, 2024
We Want to Swaddle These Cheerleaders
Geek alert. We’ve had a very exciting stationery delivery and the fizz factor is at a 10. Yes we’re in the rehearsal studio but we’re never gonna leave you hanging with your eps, DLs, we know what’s good. Revz doesn’t have time for the hubris of a flip of a sitch in her life and it has Gemma giggling. Then out of a sneaky back alley comes a theory about surrender but stay with us.. Gem doesn’t have time for her uncomfortable feelings watching Americans Sweethearts (Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders documentary) and it kicks off a chat about body, dance, misogyny and America. Ya know, Tuesday. Grab tickets to our live show (if there’s any left in your city!!): https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, June 27, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Meet My Dad?
Today's DL has a huge life moment she needs to squeeze. Come to our live show! (What’s left of) Tickets here: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, June 25, 2024
Unlocked: Watch Party: Bridgerton Season 3
Gentle Listeners, we have watched Bridgerton (parts 1 & 2) and we are ready to talk about it. From the glorious to the awkward we are getting granular on all things hot (and not) in the ton. - Come to our live show! (What’s left of) Tickets here: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 24, 2024
Can I Marry You Again in 10 Years?
Well someone is having…what’s the opposite of WILD… mundane (?) dreams of fastidious domesticity. Spoiler, it’s Gem and it has Revz concerned. Revz has caught the ick from something online but it’s revealing a pretty uncool double standard. Gem had a very close encounter quite literally from inside her vagina, and Revz is inspired by some family friends who “remarry” every decade. It opens up a big chat about vows, commitment and what you’d do differently if you did it all again. If you even would, eh Revz? Come to our live show! (What’s left of) Tickets here: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live #NotSpon Gem: https://open.spotify.com/show/2KyKUdEcHlnb4mENQYT4c3 Revz: https://www.clinique.com.au/product/1603/4772/makeup/lip-glosses/almost-lipstick - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, June 20, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Do Friendships Have An Expiry?
Today’s DL needs to know if she should hold on to her longest friendships or let them fade out. - LIVE SHOW Tickets Here: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 17, 2024
You Let Your Kids Watch That?
First up, we have a much requested update on Beanie-gate. The only person not that interested is Revz, but she’s happy to oblige us all. Gem watched an old classic with the kids, unearthing a search for family movies, and in a podcasty twist of fate, so did Revz. But what’s got her shook is the concerned DMs about Leo love scenes and big emotions. Gem doesn’t have time for her growing screen time guilt and is being tempted by a family digital detox but we’re all asking, will it get harder before it gets better? Come to our upcoming live show! TICKETS HERE www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live #NotSpon : Gem: Lulu Funk Underwear https://www.lulufunk.com/en-au Revz: Braun IPL https://au.braun.com/en-au/female-hair-removal/silk-expert-pro-ipl - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, June 13, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Have Nice Things, Though?
This week’s caller needs all the tips and tricks for a stylish home with a toddler. - Buy LIVE SHOW Tickets Here: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 10, 2024
Mother Is Here: Amy Gerard In The House
Today we have a guest. And you’re right, we don’t normally have guests, but when there’s a fellow salty, real-talking mama on the loose, you know we snap her up for a chin wag. Folks, your favourite insta-mum Amy Gerard has written a book and she’s here to talk all things juggle, relationships, the old “having it all” chat, raising boys and girls, and having kids on social media. We throw some of our fave vintage would-you-rathers at her, and ask her to weigh in on a few debates we’ve had over the years. A great girlie catch up for your Tuesday morning! Follow: @amy.gerard Check out Amy's Book Here: https://www.booktopia.com.au/strap-yourself-in-amy-gerard/book/9781761470141.html - LIVE SHOW Tickets Here: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, June 06, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can We Still Be Friends With Him?
TW: Domestic Violence and Family Violence. This week's DL wants her bestie in her life, but not her bestie's husband. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 03, 2024
Some Rules About My Kid on Your Socials…
Well, after you all broke the internet yesterday, we are getting straight into the important stuff — an update on Gem’s toilet cubical selection data collection. Still here? Good. Cos just like every 2 year old toddler girl, we are out here being very busy and important, so naturally our lives are completely in order. Come again? You heard me. Revz doesn’t have time for the inconvenient truth that organisation actually works when getting your life together. Honestly, mind blown. Gem does have time for some very direct social media boundaries her relatives have laid down, and this sparks an interesting chat about kids and creative “show off”era vs sporting prowess. So yes, once again, we go everywhere, today! Thanks for being with us! COME TO THE LIVE SHOW! Tickets now on sale for your city: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, May 30, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : What Do You Do In Your Spare Time?
Today's caller is wondering what she should have done when she was gifted some free time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 27, 2024
Back To Toddler Town
Well, the sparkly tap-dancing show cat is well and truly out of the bag! We’re going on tour and omg yes, Perth, yes Adelaide, yes Tassie girlies we are COMING for you! This week, Gem is getting her sickness for the season out of the way, and while she rests, she is loving seeing men coming out with the allyship lately, but Revz isn’t so sure it’s time for the trophy cabinet just yet. Revz doesn’t have time for her 7 year old’s apparent regression to Toddler Town, and Gem is so very over her post partum hormones (but stop the press she’s DOING something about it — and it involved booking an appointment?!). Some very handy not spons and a lot of opinions served up this week. Thanks for being here DLs x Credit: "Your Mate's A Dick To Women" @emersonbrophy Not Spons: Revz: Up Banking https://hook.up.me/katerevz Gem: Bubble Machine Ice Cream Foam Maker from Amazon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, May 23, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Can't Deal With My Pass-Ag Bestie
Today's caller needs help on how to handle judgey comments about her kid. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 20, 2024
Are We In Our Cringe Era?
We’re starting with an incredibly important and life-defining question today…where do you land? Revz went to a live music event and was very confronted by how old she felt - so she’s coming for another generation now (don’t tell the Boomers). Gem doesn’t have time for a 12 year old boy by the side of the road (true story), and Revz’s kids made a deal with each other that she doesn’t know whether or not to intervene on. Also we have some LIVE show updates and some silliness as per. We love you DLs! Thanks for hanging with us once again. Not Spons: Gem: https://cottonon.com/AU/bella-bootleg-pant/2056807-01.html Revz: https://gethommey.com/collections/robes Mentions: https://www.audible.com.au/pd/The-Anxious-Generation-Audiobook/B0CMV9RSXH?source_code=ASSORAP0511160006&share_location=pdp _ If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, May 16, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : To Take or Not Take The Baby
This week’s DL has an offer too good to refuse. _ If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 13, 2024
Slow-Clap & Walk Away
Happy Tuesday you wonderful legends. Kicking off the week, Revz kids have invented a one-part wholesome, one-part toilet humour game and it has to be shared. Speaking of Revz kids, Kate got a nanny and she’s higher than a zoomer on schoolies on this new world order. Gem was nonchalant about the school reunion but then found herself surprisingly chalant. And Revz is playing with bullying tactics to survive the primary school yard. Have a wonderful week, we adore the milky tits off you. Not spon: -Gem: Jetproof sensory socks -Kate: Cotton on crew socks See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, May 09, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can We Talk About Blended Family Finances?
This week’s caller is feeling frustrated with the money dynamics in her blended family. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 06, 2024
Not My Responsibility!
Well, Gem went and mentally un-loaded on her kid’s whole soccer team. Tone deaf? Potentially. Fair and absolutely reasonable? Also yes. But did we mention she JUST met these people? Then, oh look, it’s our old friend beauty standards back to make us have feelings. Gem is battling greys, from every angle (emotionally, physically…philosophically?) and it really makes us examine it all once again. Have we evolved or is this the slippery slope in action and why is this patriarchal topic ours to solve? The internal battle is REAL folks. Then Revz has concerns over Gem’s nutrition and accidentally unearths some deep shit. Did Revz just concern-troll unearth some trauma? After all it is Tuesday. Also we both need to bleed and that might explain the entire episode. THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE! Not Spons: Gem: Full Love Potion Making Kit on Amazon Revz: Macy and Tailor Oven Baked Pressed Pretzels Use code NOTIME at the checkout for 25% off at https://www.wearewild.com/au/ - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, May 02, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is This A Single Mum Life Hack or Too Risky?
Today’s caller wonders if she should join forces with her bestie for the perks of marriage. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 29, 2024
Making and Keeping Friends in the Mum Era (spoiler) Is Hard
CW: grief, loss, infant loss. DLs we touch on grief and loss today, if today is not the day for you to hear that kind of content, please skip this one. We’re away from the city! What are we doing? Not working on the not-live-show, surely. Revz is stoked to be back in the country as she’s a tennis girlie now, and she won’t hear otherwise. Speaking of “anyone for tennis”, Gem is relieved because Yai is home (praise be) and she almost made it to the end of her trip without losing her marbles. And Gem has found a new reason to exercise that she never thought she needed, probably because of what the algorithm has been serving up, which has her attention, but not her mental health in mind. And Revz had a friend come to her with some friendship problems which gets us asking, why is friendship the first thing to go from the to-do list when you’re a mum? Have a great week DLs and take care of yourselves x If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, April 25, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Party Was a No Show Nightmare
Today’s caller has been left gutted after her guest list ghosted her. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 22, 2024
Trolled By Your Toddler
Has your child accidentally booty called someone late at night, or FaceTimed your boss in the wee hours of the morning? Cos, same. Same. In this week’s theme of absolute calamity and chaos, Revz made an accidental order that proved rather expensive (and embarrassing), and then got borderline scammed in a consignment store. Gem is doing some serious soul searching (hello 7 year itch!) and it’s leading her to some really interesting places - asking lots of curly questions of herself! Some very helpful / practical not spons, and lots of giggles on this loosey goosey one, DLs. Happy Tuesday! Not Spons: Revz: @the.foldie.official Gem: https://www.photoking.com/ If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, April 18, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Think My Kid Is Obsessed With Her Carer
This week’s DL needs to know if her child’s obsession is normal. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 15, 2024
Are Gen X the Best Parents?
Well, it’s getting colder in Sydney and Revz has a gripe…#closethebed, Gem is dismayed at her kid’s lack of sh*ts when it comes to her opinion (or downright disdain, frankly) and Revz is a smug reformed girlie again. But let’s get down to it, Gem wants to share a story but is feeling mightily self conscious thanks to some online judgement that’s given her pause. We ponder on why the zoomers date how they do, and who’s to thank for their progressive attitudes to sex and dating, and we wonder if the Gen Xs just nailed this whole thing in this way. Then, Revz doesn’t have time for her newest parenting frontier, as much as she wants to absolutely nail it. It’s a windy road this week DLs, so strap in and enjoy! Not Spons: Revz: First Period Pack https://www.modibodi.com/collections/teens Gem: Follow @brookibakehouse If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, April 11, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Change My Name in 2024?
Today’s DL is feeling the feminist pressure to keep her last name. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 08, 2024
The Mum-Guilt Is Peaking
Well, it’s bring your kids to work day as sickness has descended on Revz’s home. But we soldier on! Gem’s kids have hit a new mode (well, for this week anyway) and Gem is HERE for it. Revz is absolutely side-swiped by Mum-Guilt(TM) this week and she really needs to get into it with us all. When is school going to be set up for working parents? Or do we all just need to get comfortable with the uncomfortable (NO THANKS!). Some very lush #notspons and a whole lot of bestie love this week. Thanks for being here, DL’s! #Notspons: Gem: https://enapelly.com.au/ Revz: https://ciecie.com.au/collections/cie-cie - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, April 04, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Don’t Do Threesomes
This week’s DL is not loving the “three’s a crowd’ vibes. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 01, 2024
Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours
Did you know there’s a lady that will come and de-louse your whole family? What a job. Essential, but truly horrific. Raffa is trying to be on another podcast and are we raising a little show baby here? Then Gem has a rogue (not to her) new crush and Revz is confused. And you all FLOODED our inbox after Revz shared her niche phobia (which has now been diagnosed by the internet and she did INDEED find her subreddits) and so we wanna go through some of the weird and wonderful fears that keep you up at night, because, Tuesday! #Notspons: Gem: The Pamela https://www.lmsthebrand.com.au/collections/pamela Revz: T-shirts from https://www.uniqlo.com/au — If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 28, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Do I Have To Do The Daycare Party?
Today’s caller doesn’t want to deal with kids party admin on her days off. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 25, 2024
What Do I Bring To Your BBQ in 2024?
Kicking off this Tuesday with a couple of retractions cos apparently our brains have left the building. Is it post-partum? Is it Term 1 craziness, is it low iron levels? Surely there’s something we can blame? Then Revz has a non-retraction (think they call that a double-down) and QUIET DOWN INTERNET, OK? Now that’s done, Gem doesn’t have time for people messing with the social contract of how we host. Well, at least that’s how she starts out, buried under a mountain of ShouldsTM, guilt and projection, but is one couple’s social occassion yet another lesson in how we “should” all be doing things, or is this one of those “there’s two types of people” situation? Does Gem need to feel pressure or is there a “way” things are done that we need a memo on? Gem has so little time for this that we end up spending the entire episode arguing over the absolute minutia of hosting and attending a social occassion and thank god cos it seems there’s a LOT to it! Two killer watches for #notspons and a whole lotta am-I-the-a**hole vibes in this one, DLs, so strap yourselves in! - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 21, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Had a Baby and Lost a Bestie
This week’s DL is struggling with friendship changes since becoming a Mum. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 18, 2024
The Hierarchy Of Birthing Styles
Well, we are UP to mischief, DLs. And you know we’re gonna over-share about it, because at this point we are quite literally professional over-sharers. But first up today, do men do everything in reverse from us? Including thinking? Gem thinks so. Gem also thinks Revz is just putting too much pressure on the people in her life and she needs it to stop. Revz is on a mission to get a rather questionable side-hustle started and she’s apparently crowd-sourcing the marketing plan. And Gem does not have time for any kind of birth shaming (and she’s seeing more of if than she’d like). Happy start to the week DLs, we hope it’s less chaotic than ours! - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis Not spons: Gem: Follow @allthatisshe Revz: Kmart Mini Waffle maker See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 14, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Cut All My Hair Off?
This week’s DL is having a bad hair day… everyday. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 11, 2024
Am I “Normal” Ragey or, like, Problem Ragey?
Well it’s a hellfire week (do we just call this Tuesday?) this week. The house of cards has well and truly crumbled and we’re at the bottom of the pile asking “how do we keep this high vibes?”. Gem has been dodging and re-dodging sickness and schedule nightmares and Revz is navigating a new frontier in hormonal upheaval. Yep, we’re back to obsessing about testosterone, oestrogen, sleep, temperates.. and weren’t we done with this era? (Cycle says no). Then Revz admits something she’s always been afraid to confront which makes us a touch sad. Then Gem is getting itchy, seven year itchy to be precise and she needs to unpack it right now in order to not do ANYTHING about it. — Want more of us in your week? Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS and get Thursday episodes as well as Watch Party eps and monthly giveaways! Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis #Notspons: Gem: https://mermadehair.com.au/ Revz: Wool Wash See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 07, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : It’s Easier When My Husband is Away
This week, our DL questions why it is harder to parent when her husband is around. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 04, 2024
Chronic Parenting Fatigue
Well, well, well, someone dressed up (a.k.a did their hair) for today’s record and someone (cough, cough, Gem) isn’t happy about it. Then Revz recently revealed her one and only phobia to her partner and it reminded us of her straight weirdness. Gem needs to help because Revz can barely say it out loud. Then Gem’s friend went on a WILD date and has given permission for us to share a bananas dating story with you. Gross out warning, it’s a really *filthy* story. Then Revz is struggling with day-to-day parenting fatigue and she wants to know, do we ALL feel this way or is there a deeper problem going on? Spoiler, there’s something deeper going on. Thanks for tuning in on another Tuesday with your besties, DLs! Not Spons: Gem: B.Box Lunch Boxes Revz: Saint Jack Makeup Brush Cleaner If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 29, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : He Jacked off Next To Me
This week's DL has got a major ick over her husband's poor choice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 26, 2024
A Tuesday Episode (Taylor’s Version)
Stop EVERYTHING. We both got to go to the Eras Tour over the weekend and we simply must debrief, breakdown and dissect everything from our individual experiences (to Isla's experience) to the theatricality, business side and frankly how “glowing” she is. No Taylor stone un-turned gang. It’s your eras ep. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 22, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Ditch the Devon, Daycare!
This week we discuss a daycare menu that doesn't add up. SUBSCRIBE to MORE Time For This : Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 19, 2024
She’s Just So Jealous
First up, Gem has some random facts and then follows it up with some utter BS stemming from her imposter syndrome. HELLO TUESDAY! Then Revz had a curious run in with a very beautiful man on Airtasker that ended in hilarity. Gem calls Revz out for her international dating history and Revz throws a bit of shade towards the Aussie bloke (ducks for cover). This week Gem doesn’t have time for her daughter’s jealousy, which has really ramped up in light of her brother getting some attention. Revz feels called to rep the first borns in this area which sparks a convo about sibling hierarchy. Then somehow we end up back at gentle parenting, yet again! Oh and we have a huge announcement... SUBSCRIBE to MORE Time For This : Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 15, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Is Hating My Husband… Permanent?
This week’s caller is wondering if it’s just the trenches or the marriage death nell. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 12, 2024
The Episode We Finally Get Cancelled
Ol’ Cam Diaz is piggybacking off Gem’s marriage philosophy. She must be a DL. Then Gem is ruing the day she named her son after yet another official trip to the doctor’s office and Revz wants to know why she did indeed dig in with the name. Then, are Voice Noters narcissistic? Cos that makes two of us. Gem has a real theory about this and Revz ain’t so sure. And then (shut your ears Boomers) can we talk about voicemail from your folks? It's not alright. Gem doesn’t have time for her new doctor, whose manhood she apparently challenged while asking for antibiotics. Which really unlocks a rage in Revz about male fragility and here we go! To follow this white rabbit down the hole we have a gender discussion, so, if you’re still here, thanks for listening! Not Spons: Revz: Scrub Daddy Gem: Next Kids Clothing https://www.next.com.au/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 08, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can You Talk About Saltburn, Already?
Today’s caller is annoyed we teased and never discussed Saltburn and it’s making her rage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 05, 2024
Judging, But Not Judging
Can you teach your kid to whistle? Well, lucky Mama Gem is here to give us all the steps to get your toddlers whistle game strong. Then Revz is dirty that her natural hair colour is having a moment, way too far past the point of being able to rock natural. Speaking of hair, Gem has found her dream low maintenance hairdresser with a battle-style technique she deeply respects. Then Revz is navigating her son’s style choices and Gem had a very confronting experience on a flight with kids. We cover a lot today and could have gone for another hour. Thanks for being here DLs. Not Spons: Gem: Search #monarchbutterfly Revz: https://www.flipkip.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 01, 2024
☎️ Bestie Hotline : No, You Can't Bring Your Boy To Brunch.
Today’s caller needs to protect her sacred girls brunch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 29, 2024
The Trenches Be Trenching
We’re back, basic b*tches! We’re BACK! And we’ve added a visual element to our show and it’s making us kinda mad at ourselves and pondering if our true Gutter Goblin energy is at risk. Revz has been holiday cramming and resting for Australia and she’s reinvigorated and ready (even to learn new gen alpha vernacular). Whereas Gem’s inner perfectionist doesn’t feel she “nailed” the break. And like all the damn children (who are going crazy) Gem maybe needs to go back to school and learn the difference between her phonetic and Greek alphabet. But we digress.. lots is happening this year. Gem’s kids are both embarking on firsts, but she’s not quite ready to tackle that. Revz is back to regular programming with a twist. Speaking of twists, Gem has to find herself a new au pair and is this Groundhog Day? And Revz was reminded after a week with toddlers just how HARD parenting young kids is and why oh why do we actually forget how hard it is? Can we make a pact not to? Toddler mums, we see you. Anyway welcome to 2024 Besties, we’ve got a big one in store for you. Not Spons: Gem: Dance Life on Prime Revz: Follow @nourish_naturally on Insta See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 25, 2023
The 40 by 40 List
DLs, this is the last ep for 2023, where did it all go etc.. etc… firstly, is turkey overrated? We discuss, then Gem is getting into Boxing Day sales and it’s the dopamine download we all asked for. Revz is holidaying so hard it hurts this year including a whole meet the fam situation and speaking of fam, a wee update on Gem’s third dependent. Then Revz doesn’t have time for shopping for Isla in the in between stage that hit her style vibes (but she perseveres) and Gem DOES have time for dreaming up her 40 by 40 goals and she’s recruiting Revz for this one. Who’s playing along? Not spon: -Kate - Kmart dry body oil spritz -Gem - Alfie kids clothing ( and SORRY the actual handle is @alfie.est2011 ) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, December 21, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Get Involved?
This week's caller wants to know what to do when witnessing a disturbing scene. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 18, 2023
Shamed in the School WhatsApp Group
Happy Birthday Gem! Another year edging towards a glorious state of decay... 38 and feeling great. And in a birthday back flip gem is now hard into Elf on the Shelf.... who saw that coming? (everyone) Revz doesn't have time for her ovulation pain, the sneaky cousin of period pain that seems to be hanging around a lot more frequently these days and she wants to know if this is normal or if something its going on. Then Revz got shamed in the class WhatsApp and Gem is mighty furious about it. Speaking of school... our little Raffa is off to big school after the break and we have BIG feelings about it. Finally, Gem doesn't have time for a new affliction, she's coined "staycation anxiety" but it might just be about incoming relatives. Some shining pre-Christmas not spons and a lot of hypocrisy served up fresh today. Enjoy DLs! Not Spon: Revz: https://poppylissiman.com/ Gem: https://avantstudio.com.au/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, December 14, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Farm Of Lies; He's Cheating and I Know It
One of the juiciest, trickiest dilemons we have ever had to squeeze. Straight from the live Xmas show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 11, 2023
Gem’s Surprise Third Child (keep calm…)
Well this is our 150th Tuesday episode ever, isn’t that WILD?! It’s a lot of talking, but we still have more to say… Gem is back into an old ritual and Revz is thoroughly unconvinced. Revz doesn’t have time for a chill weekend she tried to have and wasn’t at all allowed to have because of varying factors and then Gem regales us all with the Drama of a Third Dependent, and walks us through exactly what happened to poor Hubs! Merry Christmas Gem, who now has a 3rd person to care for, December baby! Thank you to every DL who tuned in for our Christmas Special, you still have till midnight tonight (12th Dec AEDT) to watch! Buy Tickets Here: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/ Not spon: Gem - Cooler bags as gifts (two brands, Sunday Living Co and OiOi) Revz - Decathlon for gifting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed, December 06, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My MIL Ignores My December Baby
Today’s caller has a gaslighting MIL who lives atop Capitalism Mountain. XMAS LIVE TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/christmas See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 04, 2023
A Slice of Humble Christmas Pie
Raffa has subscribed Gem to all sorts of nonsense and how do we wrangle these devices we let our kids drive, guys, it’s a Wild West out there! We’re getting psyched / shitting our pants for the LIVE Christmas Special this weekend and so we talk about that (but don’t worry not too much 😅) And then Gem doesn’t have time for being chronically late which triggers a little recall from Revz about this time last year. Which does really make us think about how all our silly little brains work, especially Creatives. Then Revz doesn’t have time for the juggle of relationship and busy work seasons and she’s asking for advice cos this is new territory for her. Some listeny, watchy #notspons and that’s your Tuesday folks! XMAS LIVE STREAM TICKETS HERE: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/christmas See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 30, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Bastard Edged Me On My Birthday
You won’t believe what happened to Crazy Lisa… and on her birthday! XMAS LIVE STREAM TICKETS HERE: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/christmas See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 27, 2023
Won’t Somebody Think of the Husbands
First up, after giving Gem shade for her kids “kidnap” hair for ever, Teddy is joining the long haired club and Revz is... into it. We’re back in show-mode and it’s giving dance boot camp with a side of tinsel. Raffa wants a keyboard and Revz has warnings for Gem about this. Then Revz doesn’t have time for her complex relationship with her beauty standards bullshit, and Gem wants to talk about a comment in our Facebook group that threw a cat amongst our beautiful DL pigeons. It’s a big and potentially divisive one today DLs so strap in! Not Spon: Gem: Kmart Whiteboard https://www.kmart.com.au/product/large-frame-multi-planner-board-42988618/ Revz: Gentle Habits Car Diffuser https://www.gentlehabits.com.au/products/refillable-car-diffuser XMAS LIVE STREAM TICKETS HERE: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/christmas See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 23, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hey Grandma, He's Not Going to Listen
Today's caller needs to school her parent. XMAS LIVE STREAM TICKETS HERE: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/christmas See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 20, 2023
Why Would You Seat Me Next To This Guy?
Hello you gorgeous DLs! It’s another Tuesday with your girls, gearing up to be back in show mode (cha, cha, cha!) But to bring us all fightback down to earth, you won’t believe what Revz has gone and done, even with all the warning in the world from Gem and it has her money (and pride) flying out the window. Then Gem had an almost catastrophic social run-in that she fixed in a truly miraculous back-flip. Revz doesn’t have time for a certain lolly that did a number on her Teddy boy and Gem doesn’t have time for dinner party..how do we put this…FOMO? Some gifting friendly #notspons and lots of very strong opinions in this one (and of course the lols, as per). Love you all! XMAS LIVE TICKETS HERE: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/christmas Not Spons: Gem: Emma Kate Co Planners https://emmakateco.com/2024-planners/ Revz: Kmart Acrylic Tumblers See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 16, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : It's a No(vember) From Me
Today's caller is really turned off by her husband's sartorial facial choices… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 13, 2023
Gemma, We Absolutely Do Not Have Time For That…
Hello legends, it is still, just, 2023 apparently although it’s whipping away with a certain fever! Gem has some exciting family news but she’s still making 10pm phone calls with plans she 100% doesn’t have time for. Then, following on from our travel hack D&M episode, Gem doesn’t have time for people (ahem) with Travel Day Anxiety and it’s giving Daddy Issues. Some controversial #notspons and a lot of contradictory feelings today, so strap on in! Notspons: Gem: Native Shoes https://www.nativeshoes.com/jefferson-child/131001001999.html?cgid=bestsellers-for-kids&idx=22 Revz: Run To The Sun https://runtothesun.shop/collections/sets See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 09, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Quit My Job, Now What?
Today's caller has quit her toxic job and has all the regrets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 06, 2023
This Is A Bad Root
Starting the week off with a retraction and an apology. Oh no, not one for Revz, but other pod team members. Then Revz is getting us cancelled (again) by taking on a controversial topic. Then Gem has set a borderline not-ok challenge for Revz through the Silly Season and it feels, well, a bit wrong. Maybe DLs can help. Then in a total gear shift, Gem has been pondering her early school life through Raffa’s school orientation process and it’s brought up a lot of repressed memories that make a lot of sense. Then Revzy’s friend (sounds fake but it’s real) has found herself an accidental erotic fiction muse and yes we have all the details. Buckle up. Not spon: Revz: Belvita Breakfast Biscuits Gem: Octobuddy Phone Stick On https://www.instagram.com/octobuddy_official/?hl=en See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 02, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hubby, Please Kick Them Out
This week's caller wants to know how to get rid of her unwanted house guests. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 30, 2023
The Woo Woo Backflip No One Saw Coming
Well, we have the ghost update nobody wants about Revzy’s haunted home just to start the day off right. Then Gem’s perturbed at her daughter’s changing accent but what’s really grinding her gears is Revz…having a favourite..stay with us…colour? This is a weird place DLs, but stay with us as we get into “Purple Ladies”. Then Revz doesn’t have time for rogue cycles and is dreaming of taking it all into her own very capable, very feminist, wildly unnecessary hands. Then Gem does a philosophical backflip for aesthetic reasons and Revz simply cannot with this and if you’re still here, happy Tuesday DLs, hope you enjoy the looney bin. #Notspons: Gem: Spell Stargazer Zodiac Ring https://aus.spell.co/ Revz: Brillo Beauty The Balm https://brillobeauty.com/products/the-balm-25g See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, October 26, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Break Up With My Wedding Planner?
Today's caller has been ghosted by a very public person. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 23, 2023
Tell Me That's Not A Ghost
Well, well, well, look who’s an absolute croc of sh*t.. looking at you Gemma (and your kids footwear). Gem is still battling a lurgy but she’s trying to dress like she’s fighting fit, which leads us to the old cost-per-wear argument aka Girl Math. And Revz has a fashion hack that she thinks is legit but Gem thinks is questionable. We have a Raffa ear piercing update with a side of Lindsay Lohan and Gem asks Revz some curly(ish) questions. Then Revz doesn’t have time for an uninvited guest in her home (prepare the sage) and we have video evidence to really make your Tuesday. Thanks for being here legends, your besties, Gem & Revz. #Notspon: Gem: Oh Flossy Kids Natural Make Up https://ohflossy.com/ Revz: @formallyeverafter See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, October 19, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Says I Spend Too Much On Me
This weeks caller is getting questioned over how much she spends on herself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 16, 2023
We Are Ick-Tok
**A note before we begin that this episode was recorded over a week ago before events in the Middle East and the Australian Referendum. We want to acknowledge the darkness in the world and our communities right now, and that this episode does not deal with that context.** First up Gem has experienced the hack of all hacks when it comes to kids birthday party presents and we all need to get on this. Gem doesn’t have time for Raffa wanting her get her ears “adorned with jewels” (ok, nerd) and we have interesting thoughts about our thoughts on this one. Revz doesn’t have time for her late night owl behaviour, and having to make her partner put her to bed which leads to weird discoveries about “Daddy” and “Mummy” which very quickly descends into a huge unearthing of our Icks. And it’s a loose lolacoaster from then on DLs, please buckle up and share your own icks in the Facebook group. — Today is the last chance to vote for us for the Australian Podcast Awards : https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting #NotSpon Gem: @luv_lou sunglasses case Revz: oat milk? Ok Revz. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, October 12, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Will Another Baby Break Us
This weeks caller wants another baby but her husband isn’t on the same page. Please vote for us: https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 09, 2023
Are Soulmates Real, Though?
Revz has officially been a parent for 9 years today. Woah. That’s a while to still not be an expert. Gem is on holiday, it’s fine, we’re not that jealous, but we weren’t going to leave you hanging without us DLs, so we’re here. But, strap yourselves in, Gem needs to talk about an album. So make a cup of tea. And this leads to Gem’s unearthing of some feelings over text messages. Gem doesn’t have time for being a sweaty Betty but trying to move to a natural deodorant. So then we pick up a convo we’ve been having for a while; are soulmates real? Like are they? And if they are, are you actually with your soulmate, or was the timing of life wrong? And if you’re not, does that mean you’re not in “real” love? Obviously we don’t know. But this is a heated topic and we get deep into our opinions in and around this one, topics include; hitting rock bottom, unrequited love, writing a dream partner list and settling cos you want kids. So you know, chill. — Last chance to Vote for us … https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting #notspon Gem: Hubert Bottom from Fella Swimwear https://www.fellaswim.com/ Revz: https://armchairexpertpod.com/pods/idina-menzel See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, October 05, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : It's My Washing Line, F*ck Off!
This week's caller has a neighbour crossing a major boundary. Vote for us in the Australian Podcast Awards! https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 02, 2023
Go Away With Your Perfect Parenting
Do you call your friends first thing on their birthday or do you (cough, Gem) call them on their birthday not knowing it’s their birthday and talking about some other sh*t? And how special are birthdays after the age of 21 anyway? Then, Gem’s kids FaceTimed her Dad with a surprise effect and it makes us wonder just how “bubbly” Australia is? And speaking of, Gem had an interaction that made her question same sex v co-ed schools, but Revz has questions. And then Revz doesn’t have time for a very specific, hyper “positive” instagram account that’s making her a bit (disproportionately?) ragey. Gem hard disagrees. Just another relatively unhinged Tuesday, besties. Love you!! — Vote for us in the Australian Podcast awards! 🏆 https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting #Notspon: Gem: The Traitors UK on 10play Revz: Rebel Sport Under Armour shorts for kids See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 28, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Got Blackout With The School Mums
This weeks caller is hiding at the school gate after a mortifying night out. Vote for us in the Australian Podcast awards! 🏆 https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 25, 2023
Smug UnMarried Bullsh*t
So Revz did a staycay at a fancy hotel and met a Japanese toilet…hilarity ensues! Gem is hooked on one helluva drug called Parent Pride TM and she wants to talk about it (once Raffa is done saving the planet - thank you daycare). But really what kicks off today’s meandering deep and meaningful, is Revz’s regret over a smug comment she made to the pod team in the car. She’s wondering if it was a dickhead thing to say, but also, it sparks some really twisty, curly questions about marriage, relationships, cohabitating, combining finances, all the juicy sh*t! And we have some serious questions for you DLs, including but not limited to, what level of purchase do you have to “check” with your partner about..and other dilemmas. Happy Tuesday Queens, keep it rolling in the Facebook group! — Vote for us in the Australian Podcast awards! 🏆 https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting #Notspon: Gem: Kmart Disco Light Revz: Cotton On Swimwear See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 21, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Step Son's Mum Hates Me
This week's caller wants everyone to get along... is she dreaming? Please vote for us for Listener's Choice: https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 18, 2023
Is It Rude To Not RSVP? (Spoiler, Yes)
We’re so in sync now it’s like we’re N’sync; thanks to the tour the sharks are circling. We have a whole lotta new DLs, so we asked you how to explain this show to newbies and you had some great answers (cos of course you did). We had a fun run in with a DL in Brisbane who had an interesting way of “trying to like” her husband which we get into. And then Gem doesn’t have time for being a sh*t mate when it comes to an RSVP and it gets us thinking about attachment theory (cos of course it does). Then Revz doesn’t have time for squirrelling on her sister but has a curly explanation that gem doesn’t buy. Not spon: Kate- We the Wild Plant Care: https://wethewild.co/ Gem- Plz vote for us for Australian podcast awards: https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting DL's favourite episodes: That's An Expensive Full Moon (w/ Crazy Lisa) D&M: The Au Pair Sex in the Car Park, Not A Vibe Tallking Shit, Like Literally See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 14, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Can't Afford Your Coach Bag
This week's caller wants to know what's the go with group gifting? Vote for us as LISTENERS CHOICE at the Aus Podcast Awards: https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 11, 2023
My Biggest Fears Are Not Your Marketing Tools
Back to regular programming and ya girls are sitting down for a good old fashion chat about life again. Things got shaken up in Gem household while she was on the road and she doesn’t have time for how little respect her kids have for…well… her. At least some sleep is being had but at what (emotional) cost? Then Revz is quite furious this week and she is not messing around calling it out. Strap yourselves in cos there’s a situation that went down while we were away that was not at all ok; and while the ending is a relief the process was pretty unforgivable. Big love DLs, we’re so grateful to be here this week and every week. #Not spon: Gem: Clinique Take The Day Off Cleansing Balm Revz: Laneige Lip Sleeping Mask Vote for us as LISTENERS CHOICE at the Aus Podcast Awards: https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 07, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Need a Classy One Liner
Today's caller has planned for 3 under 3 and needs a clap back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 04, 2023
What Goes On Tour....
We’re coming down pretty hard after the official BEST month in the podcast’s ( /our) life, Tour Month. We just can’t quite get over it and so we’re deep diving today; sharing with you what went wrong, what went right, the highs, the lows, the cheeseburgers, the murder motels, our best mate Guy Sebastian and the absolute best thing about the lot of it… the DLs! We’re sure one day we’ll come down off this cloud eventually, but today is not that day. Thank you to everyone who came to see us and for everyone who joined in online all over the world. Seems like yes, we CAN evolve. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 31, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Battle of the Grandmas
Today’s caller wonders if she needs to run interference on two very ambitious Nannas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 28, 2023
The Annual Besties AMA
It’s that time of year where we answer all your curly questions and this time we asked you to make them spicy. So you hit us up with all the things you’ve wanted to know and we were in a particularly forth coming mood, so we go deep. If there’s anything we didn’t cover, why don’t you just skate into the DMs? Happy Tuesday legends. We LYSM. This episode is brought to you by Chefgood Code: NOTIME70 https://chefgood.com.au/?CLID=pod&v=NOTIME70&utm_source=off&utm_medium=pod&utm_campaign=OFF_POD_SPLIT-DEC_30A20A20A_CGQ32023_&utm_term= See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 24, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is Postpartum "Success" A Thing?
Today's caller is wondering if she can do it better this time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 21, 2023
Helicopters and Tigers and Lawnmowers, Oh My!
DLs we’re in Brisbane! And happy about it after a raucous and magical first show in Melbourne! And there are two types of people (well, two types of “show nails”) and we rep both. But Revz has made life very hard for herself, indeed. Iggy has climbed atop Consumerism Mountain, taking the title of King Stuff from Teddy. And so that means Gem just like, can’t take him to the shops? Gem does have time for her “odd one out” and Revz doesn’t have time for working out her parenting style from an ever growing list of dolphins and lighthouses and tigers, oh my. But we’re jazzed to be performing for our Queenslander DLs tonight so nothing can bring us down today! On stage or in your ears we’re so happy to be with you this Tuesday. Not spons: Revz: Clothing Clean Up Gem: Tina Heel from Sheike This episode is brought to you by Chefgood Code: NOTIME70 https://chefgood.com.au/?CLID=pod&v=NOTIME70&utm_source=off&utm_medium=pod&utm_campaign=OFF_POD_SPLIT-DEC_30A20A20A_CGQ32023_&utm_term= See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 17, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Does My Toddler Hate Me?
Today's caller wants to know wtf is up with her toddler. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 14, 2023
That's Showbiz!
Morning legends! While we casually jet to Melbourne to see our Victorian DLs, we have a fresh ep for you! But first, Raffa has taken on a task that’s lightened Gem’s mental load and Teddy is loving a luscious rats tail. Then we show you a bit of how the sausage gets made to tell you Gem has forgotten how to be an actor, lol. But kinda not lol, cos it’s showtime. Revz is highly emotional about leaving the babies which is off brand and a massive surprise tbh. Gem is stoked to start sleeping through the night. Some fun not spons and then we don’t have time for this guys, we have a SHOW to do!! Not spons Revz: The Bear on Disney+ Gem: Garlic Prawns on pizza Honourable Mentions: Cheeky Quokka Co travel packing cubes: https://www.cheekyquokkaco.com.au/ Kmart shapewear This episode is brought to you by Chefgood Code: NOTIME70 https://chefgood.com.au/?CLID=pod&v=NOTIME70&utm_source=off&utm_medium=pod&utm_campaign=OFF_POD_SPLIT-DEC_30A20A20A_CGQ32023_&utm_term= See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 10, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Preparing My Kids for Separation
Today's caller wants to know if she can co-parent under the same roof or if that's a fantasy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 07, 2023
A Cumming of Age Story
So, Teddy has discovered Gwen Stefani and that sh*t is bananas. Gem had a quote / meme / reel fall in her lap and it’s now her entire parenting philosophy. Revz loves it and is reminded of the time she negotiated her way out of maths for keeps. Cool story. Then Revz does not have time for a massive loss of innocence in the canteen line and Gem doesn’t have time for using up all her grandparent credit when she’s maxed out on childcare. TBH between the podcast and the live show, we’re both well and truly in the red. But onwards we march for another Tuesday with our besties. #NotSpon: Gem: The Deepest Breath documentary on Netflix Kate: Gro-To Sud Bud and Skin Wizard https://gotoskincare.com/pages/gro-to See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 03, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I be Shamed for Public Breastfeeding?
Today's caller needs a serious pep talk after a run in with a face. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 31, 2023
Don’t Ask Me If Your Marriage is Dead
First up, Raffa has changed her tune on something and Gem is pretty devo about it. Then we wanna know how often people are washing their towels. Like, honestly, how often. Cos we feel very different about it but we do love that hotel life. Then Revz doesn’t have time for people asking for a relationship diagnosis like she’s an expert (spoiler, she’s not) but we also kinda get it. And then Gem has a really big one today and it’s weighing heavily on her heart. We wade through together and unpick the many layered reality of the idea of a particular beauty truth. Happy Tuesday DLs we LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, July 27, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Have a Girl or Boy?
This week's dilemon involves sex selection (FYI it's legal in the US) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 24, 2023
It's Just A Phase
Gooood Morning DLs! Its Tuesday morning and we are starting out with a BIG announcement today, so buckle up! We have been busy, busy bees getting ready for the Tour (TM) but first we have an update on last week, a near car accident (!) and some serious hair cut chat. Yep, thats right, Gem bit the bullet and cut her kids kidnap hair and she had a weird, unpredictable reaction. Then Revz has the mirror firmly up in the form of her son’s “phases” which we argue over the real definition of and we have some bougie and TV watching #notspons to bring it all home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, July 20, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My BIL is an A Hole
This week's dilemon involves mansplaining... nuf said. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 17, 2023
Please Stop Staring
First up, Gem gives the update no one asked for and tries to rebrand something no one asked to rebrand. It’s fine, we love her for it. Revz regales us with a truly superb spew story and so we’re off to a queasy start, aren’t we? Then Revz doesn’t have time for the weirdness of being the unmarried woman at the BBQ, which sparks a convo about gender divides at Aussie get-togethers. Finally Gem had a park interaction that sparked some research and parental soul searching. It’s been a big week DLs, thanks for coming along for the ride. Gem's reference: https://childrensplaygarden.org/10-strategies-for-talking-to-kids-about-disability/ Not Spons: Gem: My Sibling Above https://wholeheartedly.com.au/collections/childrens-books Revz: The Iconic Returns Policy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, July 13, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Mumxiety
Today's caller is flooded with all the thoughts about how her Mum friends think of her. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 10, 2023
Burn, Baby, Burn.
Ok so, don’t tell anyone, but making pizzas is an art. Like, don’t try this at home kids..for real. Gem has a new appreciation for the upper crust so stay tuned for her latest that-will-never-happen moment; ambitions of becoming a pizza chef. Then it looks like the time for haircuts might have come (praise be) and Revz is maybe a little too excited. But not so excited she gets distracted from calling out Gem, like she promised she would, on her work schedule. This takes us into quite an unexpected but important discussion about burn out. As a weird chaser, Revz is frustrated with knickers and we talk porridge and YouTube. Happy Tuesday DLs, we adore you. Revz mention: Yoga Nidra For Sleep and Rest https://insig.ht/Dm9Zcc6HjBb See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, July 06, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Number 2 Times 2
This week's caller needs a pep talk from seasoned parents (who? us?) on how to toilet train her twin tornadoes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 03, 2023
Bad Things Come In Threes, Right?
We kick off today with a little beauty PSA about chrome nails for those playing at home and then, holy shit, we BOTH got Taylor Swift tickets and we don’t quite understand how ( #survivorguilt ). Gem had a truly seismic horrendous day and she’s got the receipts to show for it. You won’t believe how UN-cozzy-lives approved this story is. And Revz has been smacked down by a horrendous flu and it’s been a confronting time which does not at all match her hot girl winter™️ or birthday szn. Some semi-bleak not spons, but some rollicking lols for you all aswell. Happy Tuesday! Meg Maskell Fine Jewellery https://www.megmaskell.com.au/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, June 29, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : A Job With Flexibility... Impossible?
Today’s caller is looking for a needle in a haystack. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 26, 2023
Don't Post That, Mum
We got a pass agg gift from Revz’ mum; Gem wants to know what the design is and Revz is dirty about storage. Gem had a weird incident at the beach involving a tourist which sent protective Dads on fire. Gem’s watching Parental Guidance and it’s making her think about having her kids online yet again which makes Revz pause at this new juncture of older kids. Then Revz has a bone to pick with the internet which might be a little cinematography-snob of her but she can’t stomach something going around and around. Gem is very reasonable about it which only makes Revz more annoyed. The mantra here is : “Let it go Revz, let it go.” Gem’s got a smart ass kid who’s weaponising her own wisdom against her and are we all exhausted? Spoiler alert; yes. Welcome to Tuesday. Not Spon: Gem: Recycled Mother Puffer Vest 2.0 from Cotton On Revz: follow @headonfirepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, June 22, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hand-me-down Hell
This week’s caller is feeling all the mum guilt over second hand onesies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 19, 2023
When Did We Get Old, Though?
Well, Gem’s theatre nightmares have started, and she’s sweating over getting up on a stage again. But it’s remarkable she’s dreaming at all since sleep has been non existent in her house. ENTER A BLUE MIMI UPDATE. Revz is completely confused by her Zoomer sibling's entire language system, like what is “yeet”, for real? Then Gem went and did the drama thing, are we still here for this? And Revz wants to know when we’re supposed to get “dressed” these days and when Elevated Slob™️ is just enough. We’ve also got some $8 cossie livs approved #notspons for you and a bunch of lols FOR FREE. Love you DLs ❤️ Get Your Live Tickets Here: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/tour Not Spons: Gem: My Very Hungry Caterpillar App Revz: Sucker Pops from Kmart See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, June 15, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Drop Off Drama
This week's caller need some tips on how to deal with her kid's drop off shit fit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 12, 2023
The Chronicles of Blue Mimi
Welcome to our new podcast “Under The Sea” where we discuss the Little Mermaid for 147housr… JOKES! But give us 5minutes because we have more shit to say. Gem took Raffa to the cinema against her best judgement and was proved right by the mountain goat herself. But don’t worry she’s off to kindy to potentially teach them drama? #whatcouldgowrong. Isla did a thing and it made Revz aware of her internal competitive parent, does she have a lid on it as she thinks or is she full of shit? In the biggest news on the internet this week, Iggy lost blue Mimi, aka the right side of his face, but is Gem actually upset: an investigation. Then Revz doesn’t have time for her new found relationship and making up lost time with her Dad. All in all another fun filled week with your unhinged besties, love you long time DLs Not Spons: Gem: Lo and Co Revz: Brillo Body Butter See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, June 08, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Rich Mum Poor Mum
Today's caller wants to know how to navigate her friend's differing financial freedoms. Live Show Tickets Here: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/tour See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 05, 2023
Is It Long Covid Or Am I Just A Tired Mum
Well straight up, Gem gets the best text message of her life (including GIFs) but it’s quickly followed up with a schooling on a weird (potentially outdated) term. Aaaanyway, Raffa is pumped about chores, Revz is absolutely nerd-fizzing on The Little Mermaid and Gem is keen to join the Disney train (but without kids). And then Revzy doesn’t have time for when Impossible Beauty Standards™️ tip into vanity judgement. She tried a new treatment and it’s reminded her that augmentation can mean more than looking good. And we look at that reoccurring question of if “normalising Botox” is irresponsible or not. Then Gem is feeling aggressively unfit like a pack-a-day smoker and it’s…confronting. Then we talk about if maternity leave is not just about time with the baby, maybe it’s time with ourselves? Not Spon: Gem: @pantry_girl Revz: Coles 40% Choc Chip Cookies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, June 01, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Know I'm a B*tch but Love Me Harder
This week's caller wants to chat about her monthly b*tch day. Live Show Tickets On Sale NOW: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/tour See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, June 01, 2023
BONUS: The Worst Kept Secret Ever
Our live shows are ON SALE! Buy your tickets here: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/tour See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 29, 2023
B*tch, You Know I'm Getting That Ice Cream
Yo, when was the last time you bought tissues? The 12th of Nevuary? Cos same, but betcha Mum does? We demi-announce the worst kept secret we’ve ever had (LIVE SHOWS!!) before dissecting the inclusion of cucumbers in the lunchbox and the joy factor of roll ups. Gem found out the hard way that her kindy educators are DLs. And now she’s Mrs Pranita, drama teacher. #facepalm. Then Revz is feeling like she’s had too much coffee but it’s not actually coffee it’s… the kids? Then we air out our most shameful parenting moments and they’re kinda identical, oops. Finally Gem had an absolute nightmare swim class and that’s enough whinge FM for, potentially, 6 months? Thanks for dropping by DLs. - Don’t forget to sign up to bestie bulletin and be the first to get the link for LIVE SHOW TICKETS! https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f - Not spon: Gem: Still Documentary on Apple TV+ Revz: Saarde Room Spray See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, May 25, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I'm A Boy Mum, Back Off
Today's caller wants to understand why boy mums cop massive insults. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 22, 2023
Is There Anything More Terrifying Than a Digital Detox?
Gem’s had a Pinterest makeover and she’s now essentially living in a display home. Hubs is banned from the for-show-only-bay-leaves, so, you can imagine how this chat goes. Revz is living a vintage vibe right now, and it’s making her laugh at the fact that she’s almost 40 and entering her second chapter. Gem went off the grid this week and after she went “foraging” (lol) she found something SHOCKING on her return. And this puts us in a tailspin about what kids are actually observing about our online lives. Then we talk about the absolute honour bestowed on the friend you don’t clean up for and the bestie who only knows you without a shred of make up. Are they the best friends we will ever have? Spoiler alert: YES! Another Tuesday with your girls, thanks for being here DLs! Not Spon: Gem: Go-To Nifty Fifty Revz: Weleda Skinfood See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, May 18, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Postpartum Fashion Freakout
This weeks caller is wondering how do we dress ourselves these days. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 15, 2023
The Big Dog
What if our kids are someone completely different at day care than they are at home? Like, personality transplant.. that’s what’s happened in Gem’s home. Revz has done a complete 180 on the whole #sportmom thing (no surprise) and also her kids are waking at like, 2am (jk, jk… kinda) and is it time for a later bed time? And now listen we were TIRED recording this one cos we were making stuff for you but it gets LOOSE. So, like, strap in for an old school lock-down style episode DLs. Live show announcement coming Soon! Be the first to know: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live Not Spons: Gem: Ed Sheeran docu-series on Disney+ Revz: Love Me on Binge See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, May 11, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Ex Wants Mother's Day
Today's caller is calling to check she doesn't have to make Mother's Day about her baby Daddy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 08, 2023
Should Women Apologise For Getting Paid?
Gem is back and in (better) health. Revz now has a 6 year old and she’s musing on birth once again. Gem is on a real rampage about her period. She’s actually straight up done with it and we can relate. Revz is bringing the real-talk smack down on her bestie in terms of rolling back her workaholic status. Then we both don’t have time for explaining what we “do”, most because Revz is putting her best foot forward at the moment and maybe she’s embarrassed. Wait, is Revz now cringing at being an “influencer” when she’s given Gem so much shit for it in the past? Revz doesn’t have time for the shade that comes with women asking to be paid. The heat has been growing online as the podcast has grown and its giving her pause. Are we harder on women for monetising their content, more so than men? Not Spon: Gem- Kmart Gumboots Revz- Thank You Exfoliating Hand Wash See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, May 04, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Hate My New Job
Today's caller is regretting everything including 4 years of study. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 01, 2023
We Wouldn't Leave You Hanging
Well. Sometimes you can't just keep going. Today is one of those days. But don't worry, we wouldn't leave your feed empty... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, April 27, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Dealer is a Dickhead
Today's caller needs some advice on how to buy a car from a misogynist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 24, 2023
THAT Bluey Episode
Is cozzy livs coming for our nails? Obviously, but we’ll fight it. But Gem is eye rolling at what Revz is digging her heels (and toes) in on. And while we’re here a $6.90 coffee? Streuth! Then Raffa turned 5 and Gem doesn’t have time for big kids parties ANYMORE. Once again she’s hacked the system and has worked out the perfect set up for a drop and chill party (credit to The Good Mum™️ for the finer details). And let’s talk about the contract we all sign in terms of drop-off parties and what we cop for an hour’s peace. And is it our responsibility to cater to dietaries at our bday parties or is that on the drop-off parent? And then, we get into what you’ve all been DMing us about, THAT Bluey episode. We get into just what body positivity REALLY means in terms of parenting and why this moment caused so much outrage. Not spons: Gem: Dirt Stain Remover Revz: Jaffle Maker See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, April 20, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Change My Kid's Name?
Our DL is wondering how far is too far when changing her kids name. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 17, 2023
The Scammer Scammed the Scammer
What a WEEK in Podcast land! We give a little sausage making BTS chatter on the shoot that you’re all loving before hearing a truly bananas story about the local detective investigation (ding ding) that Gem found herself embroiled in this week. It involves home organisation, Youfoodz boxes and security footage and sometimes we wonder WHO HAS THE TIME! then Revz has found herself where all other school aged mums and dads are right now amidst this Prime drink racket. Revz gives an explainer and fills us in on her experience with the YouTube disaster from the top of Capitalism Mountain. It’s a Wiley one DLs! Thanks for being here (and in your tshirts!) Shop our MERCH here: https://confettirebels.com.au/collections/wdhtft-collection Not Spon: Gem- Sportsgirl Stick On Nails Revz- Follow @the.holistic.psychologist See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, April 13, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kids Get The Worst of Me
Today's caller needs a reframe on her 2nd job, parenting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 10, 2023
So, Kids Shouldn’t Say Sorry?
Updates! Get your updates! Gem has gone and DONE it, she’s won parenting, completed it, nailed it, slam dunk she’s done. Raffa can now lose. Or at least we think so, don’t jinx it (please god don’t jinx it). Revz has potentially had a complete personality transplant because she… how do we say this… likes (?)… sport? How did this happen? She’s unsure. And then to our favourite triggering topic; gentle parenting. Gem got activated this week by an instagram tile and, well, no surprises we have a lot to say about it (and yes, baby led weaning comes up). It’s less loose more goose this week but we’re as mad as ever and happy to be with you DLs! Not Spon Gem: Librio Personalised Books- A Tale of Two Revz: Cotton On- Original Flare Jean See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, April 06, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I'm Not The Preferred Parent
Today's caller is feeling a little left out of the love bubble. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 03, 2023
Bit Of An Update
Well, just zooming on into Tuesday without a helmet, what’s going ON with e-bikes, y’all? We’re divided (and a little excited). And, well, *someone* ..cough.. Iggy... has started to climb out of their cot and OBVIOUSLY GEM HE’S THREE! Ahem…sorry to burst the bubs on that one. Then Gem is trying to teach Raffa a little school-readiness Sportsmanship and, well, it’s not going that well, tbh. And Revz has some big news. Lots going on DLs. We love and adore you and as always we’re just so glad you’re here ❤️ - Want more in your ears? We drop special subscriber only episodes every other Sunday. You can subscribe here: Apple - https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify - https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wedonthavetimeforthis-dm/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 30, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : She's Not "Big" She's Tall
Today's caller is really upset by comments on her kid's body. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 27, 2023
It's Too Late To Ask
You know when you get to a certain stage of life, you’re a grown adult and you really should know certain things? Like, what’s in mayonnaise or how to do your tax? Well, why CAN’T we just print more money? (Kidding) But… what is inflation about? Incase you’re too embarrassed to ask, Gem is breaking it down because she… did not know. And now she does. Also Revz had a dress conundrum that caused a major internal battle. And speaking of battles Gem and Revz battle it out for most-loved-TV-content-right-now #notspon and Revz still sneaks a cheeky extra one in. Not Spons: Gem: Full Swing on Netflix Revz: First Table https://www.firsttable.com.au/ Bonus: The Last of Us on Binge/ HBO See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri, March 24, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : A Bully? Already?
Today's caller wants to know how to deal with her actual baby's bully. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 20, 2023
Shame At Home Mum
Oh look, Revz is upholding more boundaries, good on her! Meanwhile Gem had a solid hang with a newly minted Mum of Three™️ and she has thoughts and insights that she just has to share. Gem overheard something that kinda upset her at the hairdresser and Revz had a really hard chat with the sister that descended into giggles. We’re messy, contradictory, undecided and in your ears for another Tuesday, DLs. Glad to be here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 16, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline Rewind : My MIL Butchered My Kids First Haircut
This week's caller needs to know how to recover from this gross overstep. Today's episode is sponsored by Cashrewards. Yay! https://www.cashrewards.com.au/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 13, 2023
Pets? In This Economy?
First up how many chargers and cables do you own, like, collectively in your household? Is it a Christmas lights situation or what? Then, Revz got recognised but not in a fun-famous way and it was… humbling. Then Gem doesn’t have time for Raffas daycare “encouraging” pet ownership when she thought she was getting away with it. Can the neighbours dog just, like, do? And Revz is feeling the serious pinch (like aren’t we all) with the insanity of cozzy lives and mortgage bullsh*t can we get an amen? Then Gem has one of her more passionate #notspons to date and Revz is a hypocrite. Gem: Mama Tom Yum Noodles Revz: Silk pillowcases Reference: Episode 57. How Much Is That Disaster In The Window? Today's episode is sponsored by Cashrewards. Yay! https://www.cashrewards.com.au/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 09, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Boomer Mum Doesn't Get My Marriage
Today's caller does not have time for her Mum's old school priorities. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 06, 2023
Pimples and Wrinkles and Fairies, Oh My.
Well. Instagram has spoken. “Hubby” and variations are cringe. Hot damn, we were oblivious?! But we’ve come this far, ya know? In other self-conscious developments Iggy’s toilet training, boring or not, is going great* (*at the time of recording. Cough, cough, piss piss). Revz doesn’t have time for her projecting of her own past failures onto her kid, cos she’s been so surprised by her DD’s success and that’s kinda weird. Then, Gem can’t believe what her brother went and did for his 40th (like, x 100). Happy Tuesday DL’s. We’re so so glad you’re here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 02, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Boomer Stole My Carspace
Today's caller is wondering if she should have spoken up. Subscribe to D&M: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify: https://anchor.fm/wedonthavetimeforthis-dm/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 27, 2023
I'm Trying to Care
What happens when you’re so far beyond the kid stage your mate is deep in and they come to you with a vent…and you simply…can’t… care? That’s kind of what happens today between us. Although we (Revz) is try’na be better. Gem gives multiple updates including #bingate, # oblong.com and #bribesforIggy; there’s a lot going on. Then, Revz has so many moving parts and so many factors going on in her life it’s all a little bit much sometimes. It’s a real Grass-Is-Always-Greener sitch and we are getting right into that. Also some bomb #NotSpons and ofcourse some random facts from Gem Schmem (throwback!). If you want to be the first to know about out Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live #Notspon Revz: Nala underwear Gem: Jones and Co Homewares See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 23, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kids Have Joined the Cult of Busy
Today's caller is questioning how many activities is too many. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 20, 2023
Miss 37 Wants A $500 Bin
Ok, straight up, this gets loose. Gem is a bit sick, Revz was approaching shark week and is seriously angry at… someone? No one? Just bee in the bonnet vibes. Revz doesn’t have time for, well, pretty standard Mum Language (please don’t cancel her, she’s overreacting) and Gem is obsessing over literal garbage. Expensive garbage. Then Gem stepped outside her bubble for 20 min and didn’t like what she heard AT ALL. She’s here to ask some questions about how, like, most of the world talks (or listens). If you listened to us through lock down that’s the loose vibe we’re dealing with today, hope you enjoy the ride, Mamas! If you want to be the first to know about out Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live #Notspon Gem: Massage gun Revz: Flint rechargeable lighter See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 16, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Your Kid Is The Problem
Todays caller wonders if she should bring up the real issue… again. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 13, 2023
Can I Protect You From Disappointment, Baby?
First up. The Purple Wiggle. Discuss (it’s ok, we’ll do it). Revz has thoughts. Gem is playing catch up. The DLs are sweating. We tease out this odd day we call Valentines. Then Revz has an update on her stage-obsessed eldest and we just basically can’t stop unpicking our pride, fear and complicated relationship with our kids and the idea of them performing. Like can’t stop. Can we save our kids from disappointment or is that just Hungy P not our job? If you want to be the first to know about out Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live Bonus D&M eps on Spotify. Subscribe here: https://anchor.fm/wedonthavetimeforthis-dm/subscribe Limited drop of our Sex Candle. Get yours here: https://www.huntercandles.com.au/products/in-the-mood #NotSponsored Revz : @overheardnewyork Gem : Bedtime Explorers See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 09, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Tits Are In My Shoes
Today's caller needs a good bra or to go under the knife. Discuss. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 06, 2023
The Long Game
Wow. So many hacks today. Hacking parenthood, holiday, life, hospitals, you name it. But first, Gem has beef with the Goliath aka Kmart. And rightly so. Revz tells us about her city Staycay and how good older kids are (again). Gem has an Iggy update, and it’s more surgery for the little dude, (send thumb bunnies) but we’re praying for a #gamechanger. Revz is attempting some big level ups in the parenting stakes and it’s such a slog, you guys. Thanks for being here! ANDROID DLs! We are now offering bonus subscription eps on Spotify… you’re welcome.. https://anchor.fm/wedonthavetimeforthis-dm/subscribe #NotSponsored Revz : @crocs Gem : Matilda on @netflix See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 02, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Can't Be Happy For My Friend
Today's caller is struggling to have equal happiness for both friends. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 30, 2023
Imagine Just Existing
CW: Disordered Eating. Hello gorgeous besties! It’s not even February and whinge FM is turned up to full volume. Gem does not have time for the fact that there are literally hundreds of photos of her kids with Hubs and so, so few of her. Why don’t we ask for the photo, get in the photo, heck, DEMAND the photo? Then Revz doesn’t have time, once again, for the unwelcome return of her old frenemy, Body Image. It’s back and it’s mutated into a weird strain and it’s exhausting. Then Gem is FINE to “decay” but absolutely not to turn 40. It’s a numbers game. If you’re upset by discussions of disordered eating or body image this week, DLs, maybe skip this one. If not, we tease it out, together. Huge love, Gem & Revz. Limited drop of our Sex Candle. Get yours just in time for Valentine’s Day here: https://www.huntercandles.com.au/products/in-the-mood ANDROID DLs! We are now offering bonus subscription eps on Spotify… you’re welcome.. https://anchor.fm/wedonthavetimeforthis-dm/subscribe If you want to be the first to know about out Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here : www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live #NotSponsored Revz : @mcobeauty Brow Lamination Set Wand Gem : @July Suitcases See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, January 26, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I'm The First To Have Kids
Today's caller wonders if she should be offended or just pretend she doesn't have kids.
Thu, January 26, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I'm The First To Have Kids.
Today's caller wonders if she should be offended or just pretend she doesn't have kids. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 23, 2023
Can You Take Your Own Advice??
Who is Revz horny for? Some Swiss guy on instagram? Gem was skeptical at first until she found herself in a #MarcoVortex. We explain. Then Gem helps Revz attempt to make a statement and it’s awkward guys, it’s awkward. Iggy is out of his cast and Gem fills us in on how it became his comfort blanket, along with his multiple other comfort items and how he’s resisting turning 3, bless him. Revz is the queen of being strong for everyone around her and a Dunst in her own life as was highlighted this week in a convo with The Good Mum™️ and then we have some elaborate not spons so stick around. Getting right into the new year with gusto, girlfriends! Thanks for being here! Gretchen Rubin Personality Quiz: https://gretchenrubin.com/quiz/ If you want to be the first to know about our Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live #NotSponsored Revz : Mid-range shower oil @thisisgentlehabits Bonus: @marcoandredasilva Gem : Balance Boards @barefootandsalty_
Mon, January 23, 2023
Can You Take Your Own Advice?
Who is Revz horny for? Some Swiss guy on instagram? Gem was skeptical at first until she found herself in a #MarcoVortex. We explain. Then Gem helps Revz attempt to make a statement and it’s awkward guys, it’s awkward. Iggy is out of his cast and Gem fills us in on how it became his comfort blanket, along with his multiple other comfort items and how he’s resisting turning 3, bless him. Revz is the queen of being strong for everyone around her and a Dunst in her own life as was highlighted this week in a convo with The Good Mum™️ and then we have some elaborate not spons so stick around. Getting right into the new year with gusto, girlfriends! Thanks for being here! Gretchen Rubin Personality Quiz: https://gretchenrubin.com/quiz/ If you want to be the first to know about our Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live #NotSponsored Revz : Mid-range shower oil @thisisgentlehabits Bonus: @marcoandredasilva Gem : Balance Boards @barefootandsalty_ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 23, 2023
Can You Take Your Own Advice?
Who is Revz horny for? Some Swiss guy on instagram? Gem was skeptical at first until she found herself in a #MarcoVortex. We explain. Then Gem helps Revz attempt to make a statement and it’s awkward guys, it’s awkward. Iggy is out of his cast and Gem fills us in on how it became his comfort blanket, along with his multiple other comfort items and how he’s resisting turning 3, bless him. Revz is the queen of being strong for everyone around her and a Dunst in her own life as was highlighted this week in a convo with The Good Mum™️ and then we have some elaborate not spons so stick around. Getting right into the new year with gusto, girlfriends! Thanks for being here! Gretchen Rubin Personality Quiz: https://gretchenrubin.com/quiz/ If you want to be the first to know about our Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live #NotSponsored Revz : Mid-range shower oil @thisisgentlehabits Bonus: @marcoandredasilva Gem : Balance Boards @barefootandsalty_
Fri, January 20, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Apparently My Friends Don't Like Me
Today's caller needs some emotional support.
Thu, January 19, 2023
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Apparently My Friends Don't Like Me
Today's caller needs some emotional support. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 16, 2023
Fights Over The Year Ahead
We’re back! Gem has (literally) been round the world and she’s back with stories and OPINIONS. Revz had a frenetic break. But now it’s time for breakthroughs! So; doing the Harry & Meghan thing we’re going to get into the very fashionable “word of the year” concept. Gem failed so hard with hers last year, which Revz points out without any holds barred. But what should this year be? Gem has great ideas for Revz but will she take on Revz’s ideas for her? Gem wants to be even harder on herself than usual and Revz wants to let it all go. Safe to say there’s a lot of “hard disagree” thrown around this week, setting the tone for what is going to be a HUGE year DLs! If you want to be the first to know about our Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here : www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live #NotSponsored Revz : $99 wills what what! L.ryan@ryanlawyers.com.au Gem : Mezi jewellery @mezi_australia See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, December 22, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Have This Whoops Baby?
Today's caller has found herself... in a situation. Content Warning: pregnancy/ termination/ vasectomy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 19, 2022
The Oversharer’s Hangover
Are you an oversharer or a lurker (guess that’s called private?) today we talk about being “too much” in a social situation and how there are some of us who just fill the space (cough, cough, 🙋🏼♀️🙋🏽♀️). Also if we’re at a girl’s lunch you better be bringing the chat, and we want it spicy. We discuss these things called “boundaries” (never heard of them). Then Gem tells us about Iggy’s emergency stint and surgery 💔 and the weird reaction we can have to general anaesthetic. And off Gem goes on a long haul flight with a bandage bear. Merry week before Christmas DLs! If you want MORE from us, you can now grab an annual subscription on Apple Podcasts (GREAT last minute gift idea or one for the husbands to gift YOU!) To get a 44% discount on Inside Out Magazine subscription head to: magshop.com.au/iopeanut See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, December 15, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Leave Me Alone In December
Todays caller wonders why the other 11 months of the year aren't used for guilt like this month. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 12, 2022
Solo Parenting and Single Parenting
Gem's flying Hans Solo again and Raffa's prank really interrupted her out of hours zoom call. Revz did the school concert single and it made her really emosh in all directions. We talk about some other stuff too.... Happy Tuesday legends! Hope you’ve done your Chrissy shopping. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, December 08, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My MIL Badgers Me For Kid Pics
Today's caller wants to hand off her needy MIL to her actual son. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 05, 2022
Hungy-P it's 100 Episodes!
WELL SHIT! we’ve been talking at you for 100 episodes. Over 2 million downloads. It’s a lot for all of us, DLs, especially those with no time. But today we want to hear from you, so we asked you to ask us literally ANYTHING and you delivered. From nanny chat to soft launches, to jealousy, friendship, sex lives, postpartum bodies, work shit, confidence (and insecurity) kids, personal brands, partners and the mental load - THIS is the episode to sum up our ✨opinions✨ to the aliens studying our planet. A truly massive thank you to you all for being with us for 100 eps! We adore this community (almost more than our children). Here’s to the next 100 more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, December 01, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Merry Judge-mas
Todays caller wants to know how to tackle Christmas with kids who just wanna be kids and parents who want Hallmark moments. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 28, 2022
The First Airbnb Guests Were... A Disaster
First up, a thank you and an apology re: our little show being in the Top 10 Australian Podcasts. So, all our real life mates have weighed in on last weeks show and it’s sent Gem on a deep-dive investigation on the topic of Swinging. She went down the DM and YouTube rabbit hole and has some findings she wants to report back on. So do you wanna “play” or are you “vanilla”? And what part of relationship, cerebral or magical, are we most attracted to? And do we all really have a type? Revz thinks Gem has a type and Gem has a host of theories on what Revz “type” might be. And HOW WEIRD is attraction? Have you ever had the same type as your bestie? Cos we are RELIEVED that we have never competed for the same guy. Then, Gem forgot her anniversary cos she’s Wife Of The Year and Revz can’t believe the power men have in ✨making plans✨. Oh and Gem had her first airbnb guests and it did not 👏🏼 go 👏🏼 well 👏🏼. She tells us the whole sordid story and saddle up DLs there’s lots to unpack this week! Thanks for being here, we love the tits off you x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 24, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Colleagues Shame Me For Being A Mum
Todays caller wants to call off her judgey work colleagues. Chemist Warehouse and Centrum Kids promotional content. If you experience any issue with the product, please contact @centrum See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 21, 2022
Are We At The 'Key Party' Stage of Life?
Ok do not mention the f*kn elf. Do not! That’s all on that right now because Revz “snuck” “off” (went) to an appointment without Gem and she’s dirty. Probably because she very nearly ruined a wedding. You read that right! Maybe someone should have gentle parented her (EYE ROLL) or would that have made her a terrible, snowflake employee? Gem thinks yes maybe! and oh, Raffa wants a baby sister for Christmas. LOTS going on that we don’t have time for, thanks for being here, Queens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 17, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Besties Three Kids Are a Lot
Todays caller "loves her besties three kids like they're her own"... or does she? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 14, 2022
Accidental 000 Is Kinda Our Thing
Revz is sick and it makes her give even fewer f*cks than usual so look out. Gem has had some major relief on the allergy front but Raff still made some questionable phone calls while Gem was on the shitter. Gem is lolling at the new Gambling guidelines and Revz is heading for a Gem-style massive burn out on the old work / life / parenting front. Also Gem has just unearthed some pretty game-changing hair tips and she really can’t stop giving you all the ✨context✨ Vote for us for Listener’s Choice in the Aus Podcast Awards! https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 10, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Groundhog Day, The Dilemon of Life
Todays caller needs to know how to get through the daily grind. VOTE FOR US!! The Listeners Choice Award has our name on it 😉 https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 07, 2022
Triathlons, Growing Pains and an Absolute Fizzer of a Halloween
Well guess who did a surprise drop in your honour DLs? Old Gem Schmem on the Americano case and she’s reporting in. Then Revz is an athlete now, not sure you were aware, but she’s finding it’s bringing some shit up for ✨evolving✨ and oh god here she goes. Then Iggy’s little joints are groaning and it’s breaking our damn hearts. But maybe not as much as the flop of a Halloween Revz had in QLD (come at us Queenslanders, you have stuff to answer for!) basically we’re here, we’re full of opinions and straight outta time. Also PLEASE vote for us for the Listeners Choice Award at the Australian Podcast Awards: https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 03, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Daycare is High Maintenance
Todays caller wants to know if moving daycares is worse than dealing with the pass-agg educator of her son. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 31, 2022
Got D&M Fomo?
Gem is up to her eye balls in wallpaper glue and Revz is almost certifiably dead post-triathalon, so we don’t have any chat in us this week BUT we thought we’d give you a little sample taste-test of our bonus subscription episodes: D&M. We’ve put together some of our favourite moments so you can try it out and see if it’s for you. Missss you, see you next week 👋🏻 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, October 27, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Sorry, I Want A Career
Today's caller wants to know how to banish that mum guilt when it's all on her shoulders but she loves to work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 24, 2022
Perfect Hair & SIL Texts
Gem is a bit annoyed at a particular trending audio cos she thinks it’s cutting our poddy grass. Revz gives Gem some shade for her Shakespearean arched accent and Gem thinks that’s pedestrian (we’re off to a great start). We talk about “woke comedy” and the pros and cons of funny v punching down. Gem muses on her half-whiteness and how things have changed culturally in Oz since she arrived in the 90s. Then Revz doesn’t have time for doing her kids hair cos she’s NEVER HAPPY and it’s a constant fight. Have we already arrived in Teen Town? Cos if we have, can we take the bus outta here? If you want to support Revz and her sister and cousin do a Triathlon to raise money for MS research you can here: https://kissgoodbyetoms.org/fundraiser/reeves-girls-attempt-a-triathlon-with-four-weeks-of-training/ Not Spon Revz- Saturday Night Pasta by FIX Gem- Sunday Living Co See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, October 20, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Hate My Son's Nickname
Todays caller is wondering if she can control her son's rebrand. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 17, 2022
Sex In The Carpark, Not A Vibe.
So Revz’s current “superpower” is making Memojis, so Gem is up for a special kind of ✨soft launch✨. Then we are all processing that Gem might be moving to Cabarita (not really) and in her Reno journey, Gem has discovered that she may have been signalling to the whole neighbourhood that her and Hubs are swingers. Speaking of, Gem went on a date night that took a real turn (down Lovers Lane, cough cough) and it’s QUITE the story. Revz has been reminiscing about annoying neighbours and tells us about the time she got sweet revenge on a mean Scottish neighbour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, October 13, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Doesn’t Care About IVF
Todays caller wonders if she can make her husband give a F about her IVF devastation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 10, 2022
That's An Expensive Full Moon
Ok so, Revz has a friend, and we hope you all have one like this. She calls her Crazy Lisa and she’s really lived up to her title this week, strap yourselves in. Then Revz received a bill this week and you’ll die when you hear what for. Iggy is brimming with testosterone and it’s driving Gem bananas and Revzy has worked out that her whole personality is tied up in her finger nails. Here there and everywhere, bringing you the smiles and trials for your Tuesday. Have a great week DLs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, October 06, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Fake It Til You Make It
This weeks caller wants to know how to deal with her imposter syndrome. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 03, 2022
She Caught The Groom Breastfeeding
Well. We have a lot to discuss starting with a follow up to a Bestie Hotline a few weeks ago about a shitty, trauma dumping nanny. Spoiler alert: she CAN get worse and she needs to be publicly shamed. And speaking of weddings, Revz heard a story recently and she wants it *verified* cos it kinda reminds her of another potential urban legend she heard years ago and if these things are really happening humans are far more interesting than we ever thought. Also, obviously updates on the Caba Reno and Americano, cos we know why you come here… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 29, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Daughter’s Dad is MIA
Todays caller is wondering if she should bother trying to get her baby daddy to be in their kid’s life. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 26, 2022
Son, This Is A Period
Fun new dinner party game Revz has invented; what country are you? She thinks she’s Iceland (looks great on Insta but ALOT of shit to sort out, ya know) can you pick what Gem is? Then Gem had a potential teaching moment happen this week and she.. well.. fucked it. She fucked it. But when is “too soon” to teach your kids about women’s cycles and is there even a too soon? Then Revz wants to chat about women changing their name. Is it still a thing? It is in our bubble but why do we do it that way and is the “family” name still a real deal? As always we touch on Bridgerton (lol, get OVER it) and you can bet there’s a decent helping of smut in there for your Tuesday too. Love you DL’S ! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 22, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Dealing with Mini Mean Girls
This week's caller wants to know if she should get involved with her baby's bully. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 19, 2022
The New “Talk” We Have to Prepare For With Our Kids
Firstly, smooth or crunchy, what’s your peanut butter style? Cos it says a lot about who you are. And as far as style goes. permanent jewellery… are we vibing it? WTF is it and would you “commit”? On commitment, Revz is considering getting a tattoo, for the experience, and how much of life is worth the drama for the experience? Then, sex education is evolving so fast (thank god) but how do we deal with the fact that porn is a thing our kids will see. How do we talk to them about it and how to we prepare ourselves for that talk when we probably haven’t processed it ourselves. Then Gem has Cabba updates and Revz has a soundtrack for your kitchen disco. It’s ALL happening! Not spon yo_caba_caba Lizzo album special See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 15, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Don't Want To Bang My Husband
Today's caller isn't feeling it and is wondering if she has to or how she can. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 12, 2022
So What, I Need A Mullet Now?
Hello all you gorgeous people, it’s Tuesday and so we’re at it again, talking each other’s ears off about life, love and female mullets. That’s right. There’s a “new” hairstyle that Gem (semi-new, lazy-girl, TikTok trend, beauty correspondent) is bringing to the table and it’s… weird? Or super cool. We don’t know. And Gem has a new family member; yep, she FOUND an Au Pair and frankly Revz is relieved. Then Revz doesn’t have time for her phone addiction and while resistant at first, Gem might actually get through to her for once on something #putdownthephone. Oh also, teddy is gonna be a costume designer and we’re all pretty excited about that. Happy SPRING VIBES besties, we’re glad to have you here with us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 08, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Nanny Is Trauma Dumping on Me
Todays caller....isn't calling..... she's with us! And she wants to know how to detach from a problematic Nanny. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 05, 2022
Renovating, Co-Parenting & Dating, oh my!
Well, Revz algorithm thinks she likes roller skating content, that’s weird and wait.. Gem’s too? How weird is the internet. Speaking of weird; therapy. God it’s good. Revz has a timely reminder of how important it it to keep the noggin healthy and ain't that the truth. Then, Gem has an exciting announcement that is going to be everyone’s favourite content / reno channel and no we will not be going on The Block. Then Revz is struggling with her coparenting responsibilities and she needs to call whinge FM you guys. Then The Good Mum is on holiday with Gem’s Mum and what is that about?!? Then Gem has some advice for Revz (oh god) so saddle up! Happy Tuesday Bestie boos! Not Spon: Gem : Nicole Fendle Revz : ikea sedlig spoons https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/sedlig-spoon-stainless-steel-20188586/ Upplaga Bowl https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/upplaga-bowl-white-60438022/ Subscribe to our D&M BONUS content on Apple Podcasts: http://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 01, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Does Size Actually Matter?
Today’s caller is wondering why her size varies so dramatically between stores. Is it capitalism, mysogyny or chy-na? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 29, 2022
The Good Mum Out Here Dropping Truth Bombs
Um, what WHAT?!? It’s a bloody special day because back by popular demand, THE GOOD MUM is here! She was gonna just listen but what a lol that idea was. And Besties we get pretty deep, but first, Claire (The Good Mum) is shitty at Revz that she hasn’t filled her in on the new (not) BF. Gem wants to talk eyebrow lamination and Claire runs us through her poddy ritual. Then Revz doesn’t have time for the sick kid work guilt THANG which we wanna know, is it just a women problem? Then Gem has received a salty DM that has set her off, but is it really the DM or does she have to face down shit she’s been sweeping under the rug. Thanks for being with us, Besties, it’s a deep and meaningful today! Not Spon: Gem : @modibodi training undies Revz : Sheike wonderland shirt https://www.sheike.com.au/collections/tops/products/wonderland-shirt Claire : Seed ribbed tank https://www.seedheritage.com/p/fitted-rib-tank/2207083001-WHISPWHTE-S-se.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6b-BlIzr-QIVxSMrCh1eBw-gEAQYASABEgKqB_D_BwE See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 25, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : What If I Don't Want Kids?
Today's caller wants to know how you know you actually want to be a mum and if she has to make that decision NOW. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 22, 2022
What Are Other People Doing With Their Money?
First up, Revzy is blushing, what’s that all about? And then, quick update on the #candlebaby clan, we have some new additions to the family and we’re feeling very special about it. Then sorry for the FOMO but the (annual?) Bestie Brunch has been upgraded to bottomless, we cannot wait to meet you all. Now, unpopular opinion, we aren’t into a certain album that everyone is trying really hard to love and does that make us old? Or out of the loop? **cue manic singing** Then Gem brings yet another trend to the table for Revz to slam. Gem doesn’t have time for the avalanche of allergies and ailments that have come her way, on top of the insane winter time illnesses. And Revzy doesn’t have time for not knowing what everyone else is doing in their lives, specifically with their sex-lives and finances. Can we all hold hands and share a little more? Or is it too awkward to open the combo. Happy Tuesday legends, we’re so happy you’re here with us. Not spons: Gem @beau.hunting Revz Becky Straight Jean from @decjuba See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 18, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Don't Tell Me My Kid Needs A Sibling
This weeks caller would like to know why everyone insists her kid needs a sibling. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 15, 2022
Day In The Life of a F*cked Off Mum
Ok so, there’s a new mani-style in town that Gem is all about, Revz is as suss as she is on skinny jeans and balayage but she’s open, SHE’S OPEN (she’s not open). Speaking of open, how do we feel about “vabbing”? (hint; it involves your vag and your ‘note points’). Then Gem is trying so hard to stay positive about this new rhythm in her family life but she’s at a limit and someone pass the coconut water. Then, you asked us for a day in the life and so we break it down, the whats the where’s the why-the-fucks and the who’s. Then in more episodes of Cos-You-Asked, Revz has all the intel on kids sharing a bedroom for you and GOD WE’RE HELPFUL! Get your tickets to the BESTIES BRUNCH for 3rd September in Sydney : https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/besties-brunch-with-gem-revz-tickets-402242296537?aff=ebdssbdestsearch Not Sponsored : Gem - Play and Code app Revz - We Are Feel Good Inc Coconut Sunscreen See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 11, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : They're Name Calling My Toddler
This weeks caller wants her fam and friends to quit calling her kid a particular name. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 08, 2022
Excuse Me? Is Everyone Squirting?
OK besties, get ready because this weeks ep is loose! First up, to kick us off Gem needs more information on how to use body oil, but spoiler alert!... she’s a fan. Then we break down the top 6 sex positions as named by @triplejthehookup and we have a lot of opinions. Side bar... how come Gem knows so much about this stuff when she is a self proclaimed prude? Then, is everyone squirting? Or is there something wrong with us!? Then we take a long leisurely stroll down Ramsay Street, aka memory lane. And Gem retails us with stories of her days on Australia’s most loved soap. Then Revz doesn’t have time for the boring unending, relentless, train of sickness plaguing…. EVERYONE. Where is the line between 100% healthy and staying home from school and is it ever ok to send your kid off with a sniffle. From snot to doggie style it's a regular Tuesday in our house! Not sponsored: @lucymneville @thebuild.com.au Also mentioned: https://yusei.com.au/collections/skin/products/dew-body-oil-100ml Palmer's Coconut Oil Formula Body Oil @triplejthehookup Most popular sex positions See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 04, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Sister In Law is Stealing My Life
Today's caller wants to know what she can do about her Sister in Law’s flagrant plagiarism. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 01, 2022
Nothing Prepares You For Marriage Post-Children
**Ok - something weird happens with the sound at the 29 minute mark** WE’RE SORRY - we have tried to fix it. Now, first up, Boomers and technology - its not only a constant ball-ache being on the blower for tech support but also HOW do they make the tech mistakes they make? Enter Revz’ Mum with a real corker of an instagram mistake. Then.. OK INFLATION WTF. We try to come up with some genuine ways to make a bit of side cash so we can still do coffees and pilates. We say “get f*cked” many times. Then Revz doesn’t have time for her teenage baby boy. Everyday is an emotional roulette and she has no idea how to parent a boy like this. And Gem is struggling with her son actually (finally) growing up too. And then Gem wants to read a tear-jerker of a poem, doing the rounds on social media at the moment that really tugged at her marital heart-strings. Revz Dinnerly code : KATEDINNERLY Link : https://dinnerly.com.au/select-plan?CLID=sm&v=KATE&utm_source=par&utm_medium=inf&utm_campaign=infcampaign_Q32022_katereeves Not Spon: Gem : Franks Hot Sauce Revz : Naked Sundays body makeup See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, July 28, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Mum Friend I Don't Want
Today’s caller has a kid who’s made a bestie, but the Mum… not so chill. How do you breakup with someone you just made friends with? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 25, 2022
I Can’t Be Everything to Everyone
This week Gem’s technology has turned on her, but it’s ok because she’s now a teenager #worthit. Then ear candles have the internet divided, but where Gem stands is clear as crystal. Then we’re back here again; Gem cannot deal with her parents shade on her son’s hair. But Revz reckons it might be pushing a deeper button- but clutch-my-pearls! It might actually be time to think about Iggy having a haircut and OMG no one can deal with it. Then we have a straight out fight about astrology… and are we actually arguing the same point? You decide. Then Revz doesn’t have time for the constant tension in every area of her life and it makes us think- is the real work we have to do getting good with our own choices or is society just a bunch of c*nts? A long and deep one this Tuesday DL’s, please let us know what you think of all of our ramblings in the Facebook group. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, July 21, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Can't Get It Up For My Wedding
This weeks caller knows she should be excited about her wedding but with a toddler and the state of the world, she can't seem to find the f*cks to give. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, July 19, 2022
When You Realise Your Kid Is Lost
First up, Revz is musing on a weird thing all our Mums did that she’s glad we don’t really do anymore. Then Gem is still recovering from the time she lost Raffa in Bali and we really don't have time for these moments, as Revz knows from losing teddy in Edinburgh for 45 minutes, it’s not something you quickly recover from. But Gem has lessons, LESSONS, because what else can you fucking do? Then Revz’ girl has such Main Character Energy, but it’s causing her problems in the school yard and we don’t have time for that. Not spon, OFCOURSE and some solid lols for your Tuesday. We love you DLs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, July 14, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Great Contraception Debate
Today's caller wants to know what we're all doing in terms of contraception and if it's her husbands goddamn turn. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 11, 2022
I Miss Missing My Husband
Gem is looking snatched, like it looks like she’s actually slept and we all know she hasn’t. And she’s off on holidays, and has a lot of feels about it, including a mental reframe on her new parenting responsibilities. Then we get into the importance of missing your partner and how we’ve missed missing our most important people, thanks to COVID and lockdowns. Gem doesn’t have time for the shame around the Coles sex toys and it’s got us wondering if there is really still shame around self-pleasure? And if we ourselves are really the shame-free, sex-positive girls we want to be. Revz is hot under the collar about the mysogeny around this topic and the thought experiments are flying. Then, it’s Revz’ birthday this week and for once she’s taking charge of it. It’s scheduled within an inch of its life for HIGH VIBES in order to avoid any birthday blues. So why do we always shelve ourselves when we spend so much energy celebrating everyone else in our lives. Surely we’re worth the effort we put into, say, our Mother-in-laws? Not sponsored: Revz : Bec + Bridge Gem : Ink Spiller Home Show notes : LBDO Lube : https://www.lbdo.com/collections/the-essensuals/products/essensual-vibe?param1=googleads&gclid=Cj0KCQjw8amWBhCYARIsADqZJoWhZHPw2Rq91xdHASfzmRDzeN9PN8YAjaAfQOvqAGT_ZmmUVjriBQgaAh9nEALw_wcB Cotton On Smile Makers : https://cottonon.com/AU/smile-makers-vibrators/6332293-08.html See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, July 07, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Do I Tell My Bestie Her Fiance Is A Dick?
Todays caller is wondering whether it's her business to rock her besties' world about her dirtbag fiance's trash talk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 04, 2022
How Much Would You Pay For A Full Night’s Sleep?
First up, #candlebaby - let’s make it happen. Happy sex renaissance to all of you who snagged a sex candle, we’re so happy to be your aphrodisiac! Then, Gem gives us a run down on Bali, aka The Best Trip Ever, highlights include nannies and also babysitters and then there were nannies and also kids club. Gem got her groooooove back too and Hubs has the knees to prove it. But the flight.. Gem talks us through the flight. Revz makes Gem promise to not burn out for the rest of the year and she kind of almost agrees. Then we get into our favourite Troll and how we don’t have time for them. Revz doesn’t have time for paying her children to stay in their beds, or does she? Then we get into camping and how we are not get-in-the-dirt people, give us a nice hotel any day. And then in a sharp right turn, Revz wants to talk about divorced men. Quite the smorgasboard today! Thanks for being with us, Besties. Not Spon: Gem : Cheeky Quokka Co. https://www.instagram.com/cheekyquokkaco/?hl=en Revz : “Beethoven” for movie night Revz travel article from a million years ago : https://www.kidspot.com.au/parenting/real-life/reader-stories/i-just-flew-to-europe-with-two-kids-under-four-and-bloody-nailed-it/news-story/4a0013f529b92e4e5e0e2c78a87e291f See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, June 30, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Bestie Hotline : My MIL Butchered My Kids First Haircut
This week's caller needs to know how to recover from this gross overstep. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 27, 2022
Hear Me Out: A Wife Commune
Do Blondes have more fun? Or is Bronde where it’s at? Revz is making changes. And Gem is frothing on a TV show she feels she’s manifested in and therefore is a producer of. Then Gem doesn’t have time for the state of her car. It’s a proper dumpster and she cannot keep it clean. We’re talking old maccas, kid snacks, yogurt pouches with full populations, receipts, you name it. And it’s gotten so bad that Gem is now embarrassed. But what’s the solution? Is there one when it comes to family cars? Then Revz wants to sell up and start a mothers commune, where we all just wife each other. Taking submissions! Then Revz really wants to get a babysitting round-robin going but Gem is resistant. Happy winter Tuesday DL’s we hope you’re warm and flu free! Not Spon Gem: Belkin headphones Kate : Rotisserie chicken. Yes really. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 20, 2022
I Identify As A Flower
Gem is annoyed at traffic etiquette, but it's not what you might think. And Revz has FINALLY jumped on the Tay Tay and Billie train and Gem is eye-rolling all the way down the road (but glad she's here). And is having three weddings normal now? What's going on? Then we unpick the Flower & Gardener relationship theory. Gem is currently a happy flower, Revz feels she SHOULD be a flower but has played Gardener many times. But who's the flower in our duo? Now, Revz is going to attempt a wild feat: a *free* school holidays in an attempt to give the middle finger to holiday camps and she's already stressed about it. And then Gem has had jack of Boomer resistance to personal pronouns and so she's giving us all a teaching moment in case anyone needs the nudge to confidently get on board the new way 🌈. Happy Tuesday, winter besties, hope you're healthy and warm. Not spon Gem: Society Inc. Kate: Magna tiles See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, June 16, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : How Much Pocket Money Is Too Much Pocket Money
Today's caller wants to know if pocket money is for chorse or just cos and HOW MUCH? #inflation See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 13, 2022
Would Menstrual Leave Get Competitive, Though?
Whinge alert: in case you missed it, lol, Gem’s Hubs is away and she has realised she’s actually the shit domestic partner and that he does EVERYTHING? But should she tell him that, or continue on the path of “weaponised incompetence”? And yes, we get into the importance of bin washing, because we’re a sexy and vibrant podcast. Then, we really must all donate blood. There’s a national shortage and so we live inventory a giveaway to see how many of us can go and help out! Speaking of blood, they’ve renamed the “feminine hygiene” aisle and we like that very much, we do. We have no time for period shame or men who get the ick with periods (puh-lease) but Gem is on about her cup again. So we get into Menstrual Leave which has just been passed in Spain and it makes us wonder if it has new levels of mental load for us women in the work place or if it should be honoured. We talk the mental health day / personal day juggle and how we should really bring back the red tent! Then in a swift last minute move, Revz solves Gem’s overflowing cup dilemma and boom, what are besties for?! Not Spon Gem: Assembly Label Kate : Ricky Gervais on Netflix See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 06, 2022
Mum-Shamed For Maccas Drive Thru
Do you make handmade bliss balls and sushi for your kids bento box? Or are you like us and keep it simple and retro with a Vegemite sandwich and some tiny teddies? This week, Revz’ mate got drive-thru shamed and it’s set her off. We get into how well the kiddos get fed at daycare and how as we get older and wiser, we give less shits about their angelic diet. Then, was Gem starving in a former life? Cos she will not share her food (not even with her 4 year old). Then, look, we need to talk about sleep. Revz thought hers were through the sleep drama, Gem is in the thick of sleepless BS, and we just need to talk about what utter torture sleep deprivation is. And because we’re doctors, we wanna talk about the shamey, shamey horse sh*t that is spread around by some people who aren’t on team sleep training. Then we talk about the sleep aids WE need to head off to Dreamland and why we think it’s ok to give kids NONE when we need so many. Then, can we normalise 0 activity weekends? And let’s talk about when you know you’re the one at work letting the team down because MOTHERHOOD. Aaaaanyway, it must be Tuesday! - Not Spon Gem: Bosch power drill toy Kate : @bon_tot zodiac totes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, June 02, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Trouble With Gentle Parenting
Today's caller wants to be a gentle parent but mama has her limits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 30, 2022
Ask Us Anything (2022 Cowgirl Edition)
Step right up! Step right up! It's our annual AMA (and for those seriously asking, it stands for ASK ME ANYTHING). And we're covering all your questions from karaoke go-to's to sex positions to shared custody to a formal statement on Gem's new Life Palette. Basically continuing our tradition of bluring out shit that most people would say "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!" to, so enjoy! We had a lot of fun getting into your curious little quizzes and hope you have fun playing along with your own answers. If you have more questions, feel free to jump in our Facebook group or slide into our DMs on insta! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, May 26, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kid Will Not Brush His MF Teeth
Today's caller has a morning and night routine: battle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 23, 2022
The Body Love Dilemma
*CW: Disordered Eating* Revz is zapping off braid-able leg hair and Gem is in a winter wardrobe funk (oh, it's that time of year again). Yep, Gem is feeling lazy in terms of grooming and decides she wants to groom with a divorce mentality. It's all about the tension between wanting to be majorly hot and not giving even one f*ck about how you look, which we can all relate to. But real talk, Gem is ready for a glow-up and Revz wants to swoop in like a Mama-Bear-Art-Director and finally make her a capsule wardrobe. Then Revz is facing yet another phase of body image stuff and she doesn't have time for the fragility of it all. And this conversation exhausts us both as it soaks up so much time and energy but we really do want the cycle to end with us. Gem is finidng "body love" can be a bandaid and yet another pressure. Revz wants to know how to balance the mental health and physical strength benefits of exercise and nutrition with the demons that come with food and exercise and luckily we have #notspons to focus on so we can have a goddamn break from thinking about our bodies. Love you Besties, glad you're here. If you or someone you know needs support, please call 1800 33 4673 or visit The Butterfly Foundation at www.butterfly.org.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, May 19, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Hates My Me Time
Today's caller has found herself again and it's driving a wedge between her and her partner. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 16, 2022
Are Ultimatums Ever Worth It?
Ready for an all-out nerd-out over some words? (We're so cool). Gem thinks language needs a flowery glow up and then we have a bit of a fight over another nerdy word but STAY WITH US... Gem is feeling smug about her runaway hit of a recco, but she has some very specific conditions under which it can be watched, which Revz thinks is a little agressive. Revz has quit dating to focus on her TV and whinging and it's a full-time job today as #singlemumlife is just caving in on our mate. Gem wants to know about the logistical nightmare of multiple baby daddies and Revz wants everyone to get over the concept. Gem's mate's partner was on watch when her kid wrecked her teeth and we hash out if you should allow yourself to care about aesthetic injuries. Then we get into ultimatums and if they ever work out for anyone. A lot covered today in this chat sesh and would someone slide in and tell us we're good for fixing the sound levels, cos we want some credit for that. Thankyooooou! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, May 12, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : So, What Now, I'm Single?
Today's caller is feeling stuck and anxious with the wild and unpredictable change that's happened to her life. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 09, 2022
Babe, I Think My Vagina Is Beautiful!
Today it's "TIME FOR DINNNNNER!" as we discuss the most awkward lyrics to get stuck in your head (IYKYK). The kids have been dropping truth bombs about bodies and we're just trying so very hard to be good with it, despite the realness. Then Gem's hubs is on a new wicket and so what does that mean for the WFH mama? We're upping the ante on the outsourcing that's what it all means and you know CEO Gem has it ALL worked out! Co-parenting bday parties, dental trips and a bit of vagina love and we call that Tuesday! So glad you're here, besties. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, May 05, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : How Long Can I Live With My MIL?
Today's caller is feeling the hover, and wondering when she can bail. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 02, 2022
You Want A Trophy For That Braid, Mate?
Birth-day round-up! (Birth-day round up!) there's two poddy baby bdays happening at the mo and Gem and Revz feel differently about the passing of time. Gem does not have time for how boring trucks and cars are... and she's not wrong, like, get a new sound. And Revz gets high on her own supply and goes on a rant about dads doing braids. Also, we did an embarrasing thing pretending to be influencers and oh gawd, what a cringe. Happy Tuesday lady loves (and 3 male listeners) we're so happy you're here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, April 28, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kid F*cked Up His Face
This week's caller has a kid who's into "eyebrow art" just in time for school photos. You've got mail - Don't forget to sign up to our Bestie Bulletin to get your weekly rundown of what's what from Gem and Revzy - https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 25, 2022
Holidays; A Novel Place to Feel Tired
So, Revz has arrived at the place where holidays are fun again (what WHAT?!) but don't feel too jealous, she's also arrived at Pokémon-land which is a real kick in the tits cashflow wise. Gem has a four year old (heart eyes) but is upset by how rich people are geting on YouTube and yes, we feel this deeply in our bones on a fundamental-not-ok level. ALso, Revz is mad that every dress ever has cut outs and HELLO it's Tuesday! You've got mail - Don't forget to sign up to our Bestie Bulletin to get your weekly rundown of what's what from Gem and Revzy - https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, April 21, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : How Do Other Mums Look So Put Together?
Today's caller wants to know how other mums seem to always look so put together when her ankle biters won't let her pick up a hairbrush. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, April 14, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Um...Why Is This In My Show Bag?
This week's caller wants to know why her 2022 show bag is so... well... bullshit. #thankgodforbertiebeetle See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 11, 2022
REWIND: Get A Fkn Vasectomy, Mate!
Would it be Tuesday if there wasn’t period cups, mochas and chat about pulling out? (If you asked “of what?” you’ve got the wrong podcast). Today we do NOT have time for taking all the goddamn responsibilities for birth control for our whole damn lives. Like, when does it end? With a vasectomy, that’s when! It makes us rage, RAGE like a full-moon wolf in heat! Aaaaanyway… what is the ideal age gap for your kids? And how cute is it how we all think we can plan it down to the month. Lol, us! And would you change any of it if you could? Highly recommend a strong coffee or a double skim flat wine with this one, it gets real. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri, April 08, 2022
REWIND: Talking shit, like, literally.
You voted, we listened! Gem's household is down with the c bug, so we're dishing up one of our top, all time fav episodes like the warm cosy comfort food Gem can't taste. Let's slide back in to the adventures at Whizzy World with some OG Gem and Revz. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 04, 2022
A $6 Public Meltdown
Gem has claws, of the nail art variety and so is an expert, der. But what do you do about the shit (literally) that gets under the nail art? Eew. And while the world falls to shit, we’ve properly lost our minds. Gem had a public shaming (filmed by her mum, lol) in a mall with a screaming toddler and got “saved” by a well meaning onlooker, but did that reward some rubbish behaviour? And are tantrums modern? Or are they a tale as old as time? Then Revz is battling a weird new fear she cannot shake but absolutely needs to before she becomes #triathlon #fitspo very shortly. Then Gem has a bloody ripper of a #notspon and Revz can save you thousands on therapy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 31, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Wage Won't Cover Daycare
This week's caller wants to go back to work but her wage wont cover daycare. Is it worth it? - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note via our Instagram DMs with you dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 28, 2022
Full Blown Phone Addict
Well, we're back in iso (one of us anyway) so we are coming to you remote-record stye today from two different homes. One of which was almost burned down by woo woo last week, so we get into that. Then Gem doesn't have time for phone addiction; hers' or her hubs, but Revz is still a full-blown addict, so what's the way to have the "portal" and a healthy tech-life? We get into bad behaviour at your parent's house, how we want to raise boys who still talk to us and the power of multiple young relationships. Revz almost tells us about her new love interest but gets weird and Gem has sorted Raffa's bday party (for now; stay away Covid!) We go everywhere, really, and get quite existential, as we are interrupted and distracted by the realities of life, so... basically a classic Mama catch up! Happy Tuesday from our earphones to yours. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 24, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Lunchbox Wars
Today's caller is JUST 👏🏻 DONE 👏🏻 with the lunchbox Police. - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note via our Instagram DMs with you dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 21, 2022
What, Is My Obstetrician Not Good Enough For You?
Gem doesn't think she should be a podcast host any more... because of her "new" "celebrity" "crush" and how she only just worked it out. Revz throws out some controversial opinions on her taste in chocolate during shark week which sparks a MAJOR FEUD that goes on too long. And then Gem is back at the annual birthday party dilemma about who you invite and don't invite and how many is too many and what if you wanna post it on INSTAGRAM? WHAT THEN? Revz is not in the mood for this and is not backwards on coming forward with her opinion. Then Revz doesn't have time for when you give a mate a recco and they aren't picking up what you're putting down (not her talking just about when Gem did this to her). Then we have a fight about lunchboxes - actual lunchboxes - not whats in them, but the nuts and bolts... ROCK AND ROLL, PEOPLE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri, March 18, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can My Twins Just Stay In Nappies?
Today's caller is weary at the thought of toilet training her twins and to that we say... DON'T??? - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 14, 2022
Does That Feel Good, Daddy?
So, the DLs are rioting about Revz' comments on balayage and there's a mutiny happening in the Facebook group. But we are, frankly, exhausted by all the "on-edge-energy" going round and round (the world). We're calling it jet-lag with a side of whiplash. But enough of platitudes, it's Tuesday and there's shit we don't have time for; today, it's "Toxic Gratitude". Revz has very mixed feelings about this new term, which indeed may be toxic itself, but it put language around what we're all navigating at the moment... we think. We get into how the influencers are supposed to navigate this time, and how we're supposed to consume it. Then we talk about money...and how awkies it is.. until another topic takes over and we abandon it all together. True story. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 10, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Getting Back On The (Dating) Horse?
This weeks caller ( A MAN, NO LESS ) is wondering about the apps, about dating, when its time and is it bullshit (spoiler alert, yes.) - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 07, 2022
How To Dress A Man In 10 Steps
Happy International Women's Day! It's an important, vital and reverent day, so we thought we'd talk about clothes 🤪 and the real-life Barbies in our lives; Men. We all know Gem doesn't want her husband in her bed, but did you know she does want him in certain clothes? How did she do it? ITS A TELL-ALL. Nothing like some reverse sexism on such an important day in the calendar. Also, nail art - is it something we need to get on board with? And seriously, why is it so wonderful to be a woman, despite the unending on-paper challenges? We celebrate. #notsponsored Kate - Kmart vases Gem - Beer Cartel - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, March 03, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Want To Outsource My Mental Load
This week's caller wants to outsource some mental load but her hubby "won't let her". - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 28, 2022
They Don't Sleep In The Same Bed? 😬
So Revzy is fitspo now? Gem is not convinced. Or maybe it's the botox not letting on how she really feels. (Yes, we give a botox update, no, we don't talk about bobo [the dog]). We talk about the return of travel-for-work, followed closely by bin juice and dead flower water. Then, Gem doesn't have time for the idea that sleeping in separate beds is a mark of failure - she thinks it actually might be a #lifehack we all need to explore. Revz' isn't sure, so we hash 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 out. The things we will do in pursuit of a good night's sleep, huh? speaking of, Gem tells us about a terrifying night in her childhood and omg... now a lot makes sense. Hope you've got your coffee, coffee, coffee, it's Tuesday besties! x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 24, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I discipline your jerk kid?
Today's caller is wondering if she can tell other people's kids where to go if they're being dickheads in front of her kids or if she should leave it well enough alone. - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 21, 2022
Mum-Guilt: As Seen On TV
Gem; you know, Wallet Mum (phone mum) Gem, who can't cook and hates feeding kids? She has to now do lunchboxes and, LOL, it's a lot. Speaking of Domestic Dramas, Neighbours is coming to an end and Gem has some feelings about it. Then Revz doesn't have time for her 7 year old daughter's (maybe not that big of a deal) request and is wrestling with her thoughts about it. Then, Gem is majorly pissed at a particular ad on TV and we get into why it made us both so deeply uncomfortable and cranky. Happy Tuesday Besties, we're so glad you're here. - #notsponsored Kate | Yusei Body Oil Gem | Mecca Max "Off-Duty" contour and glow sticks See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 17, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Co-Habitation Hesitation
Today's caller is about to move in with her lover... "Any tips" she asks,,,ANY TIPS? - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 14, 2022
Well Look Who's On The Apps
Gem is back from a holiday, a.k.a Parenting With A View, and she's refreshed and ready to drop-kick her kids right back where they belong ; daycare. We open that old can of worms, babysitters; just how are you supposed to get good with leaving your kids at home with a stranger, we really need to know. And well, it's Valentine's Day week, the annual shrug heard around the world, but it's prompted Revz to get back on the horse and so, guess who's on the bloody apps?! It's a jungle out there folks, but Revzy is our single girl correspondent, happy to share her stories from the OTHER SIDE. Also, a bougie af not-sponny and a Tassie nod to cocktail hour. School's back in session, besties, get amongst it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 10, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I just keep my skinny jeans?
Today's caller just wants to stay in her skinny jeans please. - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 07, 2022
How Do I Know If I'm Happy?
So, Revz is flip-flopping on the fur-ball, which is oddly out of character, but that's kinda the vibe of this year, isn't it? Gem is musing on the sex vibe in her house, and tells us all the 25 stage process she needs to go through before she's "in the mood" (enter sex candle). Revzy has found a new joy in her life, which involves humiliating her kids. Gem has reached the stage with Raffa where she can turn shame into a teaching moment and she's feeling the weight of the responsibility. Gem feels awful, Revz thinks it productive and then its Gem's turn to spiral. Then look, we get deep, very deep, about spirituality, self, responsibility and happiness and well, we just go with it. Thank you for coming to our TED talk, Besties, we're Gurus now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, February 03, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Not-Into-It-Nana
This week's caller's Mum is not that into being a Grandparent, and while its a boss feminist choice, it still hurts. If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 31, 2022
How Much Is That Disaster In The Window?
Um, well, BOTH Gem and Revz have started exercising, like, actually doing it and liking it and up is down, you guys. We spend most of our time on a major, major mistake Revz has made, but before that, we get into our "coffee names", Luna New Year, our Chinese Zodiacs (and our yum cha order), how Revz is NOT STUBBORN and Gem's passionate hate of bamboo. We discuss instant attraction, instinct and soul mates (and if we think they exist). Then keep an ear out for a little flashback to a previous episode that is just going to make you shake your damn head as Revz has taken 'evolving' to a new level. In fact, we could straight up call it BACK TRACKING. Essentially, prepare to hear a proper spiral in real time. Happy Tuesday Besties, we're glad you're here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, January 27, 2022
☎️ Bestie Hotline : School Holidaze
This weeks caller doesn't know how to School-Holiday...and neither do we. - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 24, 2022
New Year, Same Us!
Well, we ghosted you. It wasn't cool. We're sorry, but we know you'll get it. But it's a new year, Besties, and we have things we wanna DO (or in Gem's case, NOT do.) And top of the list? Party. You heard us, we wanna party. Not hang, not chill, not family picnic, we want a blow out, hair down, rager of a party, and we're making plans. Also, Isla is vegetarian, Raffa and Iggy won't sleep, COVID has run rampant and work has gone next level. So, all in all, a new year, but your same hot-mess besties, just try's figure it all out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 13, 2021
When Baby Has A Bully
Gem is Spring Cleaning in the most hard core way, but don't you DARE call it nesting, ok?! Her house got "washed" and it broke the internet so now she's on a mission to clean the (her) world. And Revz cleaned a draw. Hurray Revz. Today we wanna know, what do the teachers and carers want for Chrissy and can it be $4.50 only and should it really just be booze? Gem has a better idea. Then we hash out the politics of re-gifting. One of us is all for, and one of us finds it problematic. Then, our baby girls are being confronted with social dilemmas and it's breaking our goddamn hearts. When is it our job to step in (never?) and when is it out job to simply arm them with resilience and tools to take on the realities of life? And is it ever ok to bully a bully if the bully is, herself a baby? Then we talk way too long about a mars bar and we are only 4 more breakdowns from the end of the year, Besties! LET'S SMASH IT OUT - #notsponsored Kate | Mars Raspberry Smash Gem | Luna Vista For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, December 09, 2021
☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Cold Never Bothered Her Anyway
This weeks caller has a kid who's way too old and way too cold - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 06, 2021
F**k The Halls With Boughs Of Bullsh*t
Omg this week we went OUT! Like, OUT out! We tanned, we frocked, we made an effort. It's a lot. But Gem has a quick q about inclusivity and what is cool and not-cool about "The Holidays". Revz has maybe had the biggest all time Elf on the Shelf fail.. but she also may have saved Christmas; jury is still out and oh my god December is so long. Finally Revz' favourite kids TV show really let her down this week and she needed it much like she needed the cold-sore that errupted just in time to GO OUT OUT AND OMG WE NEED A NAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 29, 2021
What's Your Erotic Language, eh, Gwyneth?
A-CHOO! Or so starts Gem, chock full of Spring Time allergies. Revzy wants her hair to grow out from Mumsy to something... less...Mumsy... and she has no time to wait. We hash out if hair supplements are really a thing or just a insta-cash cow and how do you say trichologist? No but actually, how do you say it? Then Revz MUST talk about Gwyneth and Sex Love & Goop and somebody STOP her. If you can imagine "sexy" and "gland" co-existing or the sentence "a vagina is not NOT a gill" then you'll enjoy this chat. Finally we get right into bloody fast-fashion and how the hell to get around our deep philosophical guilt when we buy fast, cheap, cute things that burn the planet and steal design IP. Help us! Help us solve it! Happy Tuesday Bestie Babes, we're glad you came along! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 25, 2021
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Take Just A Smidge Of This Mental Load, please
This weeks caller is going through a huge life change and NO ONE IS HELPING HER! - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆 We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : HERE you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out! Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 22, 2021
Why Not Parent Like You’re Divorced?
This week is all about shaking sh*t up and pushing the boundaries of what we're "supposed" to do. BUT FIRST Taylor Swift Boss'd the world and Gem has to talk about it, extensively, or she may burst. Then we hear about Gem's mate who quote unquote "saved her marriage" by living like she's divorced, but staying married... HEAR US OUT... we have a lots of questions but are all for the shake up. Speaking of a shake up, Revz is changing up her parenting week and she's pumped and out of NO WHERE Gem tells us all about her Hub's little shopping trip and shit gets spicy. If you're in a good mood, we'll match it, it's Tuesday and its high vibes, Besties, come on in and hang with us. WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆 We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : HERE you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out! Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night! - #notsponsored Kate | Spot It Gem | No I In Threesome on Binge ** Yes, Gem said Netflix, but it's on Binge See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 18, 2021
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Your Singing Hurts My Ears
This weeks caller has some brutal news to deliver and it's not easy to hear. - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆 We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : HERE you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out! Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 15, 2021
Putting the Con in Body Con 👗
Hello, and welcome to another Tuesday in the year that could... we are going there today, we wanna talk about mummy make-overs. That's right, surgery. Would you? Could you? Can you even stomach it (pun intended). Then we wonder, do we dress for women or for men these days which leads us to unpacking Gem's serial monogamy and Revz' new found love of living alone. We cringe about the nightmares of flatmates past and decide to absolutely raise housebound boys. Which reveals some home truths about our own weird domestic habits, involving tea-bags, loo roll and cups by the bed. We get into sleep drinking, who would survive longer on a desert island and try and work out exactly what body con even means. All in all, another rollicking nothing chat with your fave ramblers. - WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆 We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : HERE you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out! Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night! - #notsponsored Kate | Tigerlily Gem | Cactis Co See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 11, 2021
☎️ Bestie Hotline : No Time For My Girlfriends
Today's caller is preggo with number 4 😵💫, has a FIFO hubby and does shift work.. when is she supposed to see her girlfriends? We have some ideas. - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 08, 2021
Can I Get A Re-Do On The Ring? 💍
It's our 50TH episode! And we can't believe we've been with you for almost a year! But first, there's been developments in the bling department and Gem has news. Which gets us to reminiscing about the period in our lives when everyone was getting engaged and all the silly little hilarious lies we told ourselves about "never saw it coming" and "how did he know the ring I wanted" LOL. Then it's back to the work / life struggles in Gem's household and the chairperson needed to call and AGM. Revz is flipping the script this week and telling us what she does have time for and its to do with some seriously compassionate and lovely school parents and it's that old reminder to just be nice to people. - WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆 We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards AND we're also up for Listener's Choice . That's where you come in. If you click this link : HERE you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out! Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night! - #notsponsored Kate | Clinique Moisture Surge 100 Hour Auto-Replenishing Hydrator Gem | Kivari See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, November 04, 2021
☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Mum Who Talks Sh*t About Her Kid
Today's caller has a mum-mate who hangs sh*t on her kid on the reg...in public...and she does not feel good about it. If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, November 01, 2021
#ReverseCatfish
We've heard on the download (also the internet) that the stars say November is going to be a gnarly bastard for us all, in terms of astrology. While we don't like the sound of that at all, it's *that* time of year again; sugar-fuelled capitalism at its finest! Coming off the back of Halloween and barrelling into the ol' Elf On The Shelf season, we're wondering what is fun and magical and what is a massive pain in the ball sack. Then, Gem has a champagne problem that she can't afford and frankly, she's pissed off at The Block for giving her false hope. And Revz needs your help with a huge project she's working on that definitely isn't masking her own shit, deflecting from her own feelings or shouting "LOOK OVER THERE" away from her own life, that's right, she's taking submissions, and it's not for herself. Then Gem plans to pull off a "reverse catfish" get Revz on the apps, but make it #relatable and we learn about the time Gem joined a Goddess Circle. And because up is apparently down, we don't whinge all that much today, but we're glad you've joined us for resumed programming. WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆 We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : HERE you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out! Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night! - #notsponsored Revz | Shona Joy PJs Gem | Il Piccolo Dolce See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 18, 2021
It's Time To Re-Enter Society
So, it's the first week out of lockdown and we're... remote recording . Why you ask? Well, you can once again blame daycare for everything terrible in our lives. We have a lot going this week, such as being tired, feeling exhausted and other highly attractive, vibrant things a person re-entering society wants to be! Revz is about to start life as a single lady, Gem just wants to hit the children's birthday party scene and there's an incoming GIRLS LUNCH. Revz has had a major parenting misstep AND a major parenting win, Gem has some more unpopular opinions and, really can't let some things go. What don't we have time for this week? Potentially ourselves. It's a FaceTime catch up with your besties today, kids, as if you haven't had enough of the zoom-doom... enter at your own risk! - #notsponsored Revz | Fresh lime juice in a tube for at home Margies Gem | Baku Swimwear For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 11, 2021
Can We Put An End To Gender Reveals?
Summer is coming, we can feel it in the air and we've decided we're vibing a HOT GIRL SUMMER , or at least, we're gonna force ourselves to vibe it with some over-correcting body-love. Who's in? Teddy is romancing Revz, with love letters and Gem got beautifully schooled by a Boy-Mum, which leads us into a fresh look at gender. Why do we give our boys the gift of independence and over-think the pink on our girls? Time to hash it out. After a good stretchy, brain-hurty exploration, Gem has a huge vibe of a not-spon and Revz has an ice cream. Last week in lockdown, first week of the REST OF OUR LIVES! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, October 07, 2021
☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Wait Debate
Today's caller's period is a no show. And we simply cannot work out how she feels about it. If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, October 04, 2021
Bad-Mum Parenting Nightmares; An Anthology
We're here, we're fully vaxxed , and we're so sorry we let you down with the missing episode we thought no one would notice. Turns out you're a highly observant bunch of super sleuths and nothing gets past you, so, kudos, DLs, kudos. But we all want to know, how was the Maccas dirty chai? Won't ruin the scintillating answer here, but it got us thinking, you can tell a lot about a person from their Maccas order; with Gem, its a case of ; stop talking . Then we hear about a truly traumatising incident that went down in Gem's house this week and how she very nearly missed the whole thing (sorry, Iggy) which sparks Revz to share her worst ever parenting anecdote of a horrendous near miss that almost left her one kid down. Strap in, saddle up and get ready to feel like a much better mum than us, this week... it's Tuesday with your besties. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 30, 2021
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Stop Crying On Instagram
This week's bestie caller has a gripe about people crying on socials, having a whinge and hating their husbands ( has she met us ?) If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 27, 2021
I Know I Look Fine, But I'm Not
We all know her, maybe we are her, the one who consistently has their sh*t together, the one who can always swing the positive angle, bring the vibes and show up. What happens when she is not coping. Well, "She", is Revz, and Gem was on to it. How do we support someone who is terrible at asking for and receiving help and how do we let go of wanting our girlfriends to read our minds and just ask for emotional support (especially at a time like this when everyone is in the eye of sh*t storm). Also, we think it's time Gem stopped editing the podcast, but can she handle the letting go of control? We also try and work out what exactly we're talking about when we say "boundaries" and why Revz has none. Then we play a fun game of, "what if I said I don't want to do that" and get into our first on air fight. #notsponsored Kate | My Chameleon Gem | Mud Australia For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 20, 2021
Get A Fkn Vasectomy, Mate!
Would it be Tuesday if there wasn’t period cups, mochas and chat about pulling out? (If you asked “of what?” you’ve got the wrong podcast). Today we do NOT have time for taking all the goddamn responsibilities for birth control for our whole damn lives. Like, when does it end? With a vasectomy, that’s when! It makes us rage, RAGE like a full-moon wolf in heat! Aaaaanyway… what is the ideal age gap for your kids? And how cute is it how we all think we can plan it down to the month. Lol, us! And would you change any of it if you could? Highly recommend a strong coffee or a double skim flat wine with this one, it gets real. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 16, 2021
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Dear Mother-in-law, JUST. STOP.
This week's bestie caller has a Grandparent problem to do with a pile of plastic junk and ungrateful little brats. If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 13, 2021
Would You Rather : Mum Edition
Today we're embarking on an exposé of true journalism into the dark web conspiracy that is swooping magpies; more specifically how to beat them, so we don't have to hide under a slide at the park. Somehow, this takes us to weird things that are called out during sex, and yeah, that's a natural segue for us - you're the weird one. Gem is behind on booking her post-lockdown appointments, but Revz is smug (and soon to be beautiful), and then we embark on everyone's favourite game, " Would You Rather". You should definitely play along, especially if you like your gastro weekly, and your pregnancy for three years. What are we talking about? It's Tuesday, Besties, buckle up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 09, 2021
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kid's Nickname is 'Nuggets' 💩
This week's caller has a sticky problem and it always happens at bath time... If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, September 06, 2021
What You Can Never Know About Someone Before You Have Kids With Them
Do you play with your kids? Like actually get down on the ground and play? Cos we're really not sure we have it in us, and is that ok? Or do we suck? And if partners had asked us before becoming parents if we would want to play with our kids , surely it would have been a resounding "OF COURSE!" This deep, PhD leads us to wondering what other things you just can't know about someone before you embark on parenthood with them; like where they fall on the helicopter parent scale and if they're #TeamHover or Hands-Off. We wonder if nurses hate all their friends with kids and we unpack whether swearing is really that much of a big fucking deal? And because it turns out we're terrible salty pirates, guess who's kid is watching The Bachelor? But hey, its getting her 2 odd hours of alone time so... is it all that bad? Chores as games, skid marks and the unending domestic divide, we really get into a lot this week, and once again..don't really solve a thing, but we're here, we're sweary and we love our Dear Listeners, even if they are bad parents who make empty threats. #notsponsored Kate | Bum Bags! (try Poppy Lissiman ) Gem | @LatteSutra - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, September 02, 2021
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Thinks Parenting Is Easy
Happy Friday, it's another BESTIE HOTLINE . Every week, we're hashing out your problems, pain-points, dilemmas and juicy gossip in an old-fashioned gas bag. Today, our Anonymous Dear Listener has phoned in with a major bug-bear; her Hubs went on holiday one time and now thinks parenting is super chill and easy. "WHAT A NICE DAY WE'VE HAD" the asshole said. Not ok. We discuss. - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 30, 2021
When The Perfect Mum Asks for "Advice"
Sometimes you just wanna shake shit up, but do not do it with your coffee order, just ask Gem. And oh shocker, we're back on the topic of Mochas. When will it end? When we all hold hands and accept it as a real coffee, says Gemma. Revz is drowning in life admin and it's killing her vibe. Worst time ever for her accountant to break up with her, but here we are. Gem discusses a potential vow renewal but then, in classic Gem style, kinda talks herself out of it and Revz hatches a plot to end up front page of the Daily Mail. Then, we're talking One-Mumanship, over-achieving Mums with a capital M and how it makes us feel shitty, but probably rightfully so. We delve into shifting perspective in this wily world. Then we dissect how to put yourself out there for parent-friend fun, once this lockdown has ended, without feeling rejected by everyone's busy. Another week in the Bestie Cupboard with your favourite loons. - #notsponsored Revz | Listerine Bright White Lemon & Salt Gem | Popsocket - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 26, 2021
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Best Friend Has Ghosted Me on Instagram
What's this? A Friday episode? That's right DLs, it's a two-ep-a-week thing now, with our new "service" that no one asked for... BESTIE HOTLINE . Every week, we're hashing out your problems, pain-points, dilemmas and juicy gossip in an old-fashioned gas bag. Today, our Anonymous Dear Listener has a tricky one; her Bestie has totally stated ghosting her on instagram. Warning: we may, in true We Don't Have Time For This form, solve nothing and contradict ourselves many times. - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 23, 2021
Just Out Here Projecting Our Sh*t Onto Our Kids
What’s better? A hot coffee milkshake or cheap, wet almond milk? DISCUSS! In other very important dissertation, we hash out what exactly constitutes breakfast food, and are Twisties for breakky really a crime when in Locky D (that’s Aussie for Lockdown for our international DLs). Then speaking of food, it’s back - that shifty, slimy body image monster. It’s poking its head up again in what feels like a lifelong game of whack-a-mole. But we’re staying positive and betting that our 40s are going to be THE years (and maybe we’ll be out of lockdown then too). We also talk co-sleeping, morning glory (the vegetable, you perv..) and the word “whackadoo”. Just out here saving lives! OH! And we have an exciting announcement! #notsponsored Revz - The Wholefoods Refillery Gem - Curious Columbus For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 16, 2021
When An Algorithm Writes Your Friendship Drama
So Billie Eilish dropped an album and naturally Gem has a 12 step process. The results are mixed but she’s not giving up. Classic workaholic (but don’t say that word around her). We try and work out the collective noun for the most popular animal from last week’s game, and we go deeper into our psyches with an OFFICAL enneagram test session. Turns out we’re definitely in a simulation, so there’s that, and frankly, it explains a lot (like our *entire* friendship) and potentially the state of the world. Gem wants Revz to get on the apps, but there’s one BIG problem. Then we get into the correct way to source a meme, the benefits of Ayahuasca and how Gem’s never, ever had déjà vu. you know, NORMAL STUFF. Take the official Enneagram test here : https://tests.enneagraminstitute.com #notsponsored Revz Big Little Book Gem Hunter Candles For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 09, 2021
This Week Has Major LDE
You heard right, we're brimming with LDE, Lock Down Energy . We're pretty sure we're stuck here forever, so can we be shit at parenting and shit at our jobs forever? We think not. Don't even think a Quarter is acceptable tbh , but here we are. Gem is now Russian, deal with it. We perform a major thought experiment in the woods. and we want you to come along with us... like, in your mind, obvz. Finally, who's your sex icon, cos Gem's is practically Ned Flanders at this point and Revz is turned off by a naked cat and then what the hell is this loose AF episode, if you make it to the end you get a..... #notsponsored. LOVE YOU BESTIES! - #notsponsored Revz Sticky Hoisin Sauce Gem Esmi Skincare For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu, August 05, 2021
BONUS! Travel Dreaming with Wotif!
Thanks to our mates at Wotif , we are dreaming, reminiscing and hatching plans for travel, to take us out of reality and into dreamland. We talk travel stories, future dream lists and hacks for travelling with kids, lovers and girlfriends! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, August 02, 2021
Please Don't Make Me Track My Spending
Another sunny day in Solitary Confinement. But thanks to the Singles-Bubble, Gem and Revzy are reunited IRL. Revz is wondering if she's the only one who isn't playing Grown Ups with her money and Gem is taking on the role of Mum, a.k.a Sensible Sandy , a.k.a Sir. Buzz Killington . But she's unfortunately, probably right on this one. Then, we get quite the rage on over the crazy divisiveness going down online around vaccinations and Revz just straight up loses the plot. Gem is trying to stay open minded, but it's all getting too much and SOMEONE BREAK US OUT OF HERE. Then we do a rapid fire AMA with your questions and, frankly, we just don't have time. There's rage, there's LOLs, there's singing and #notsponny and if you're still here, we fucking love you and please, send help cos we are loose lockdown loons. Another Tuesday with your fave Besties, bitches. #NotSponsored Revz Catastrophe on Stan Gem Heist on Netflix For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthi s or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 26, 2021
Loving Your Kids So Hard It Makes Them Weird
You guys, Gem is going grey. Proper grey. Probs because her daycare just up and shut down. Lucky we’re in perpetual, unending lockdown… 🥴 Today we’re just wondering, are we harder on our girls than our boys? I mean, we definitely are, but is that normal? We discuss how we don’t want to make weird-ass men out of our boys, but omg, we just want to marry them a little bit. But for real, we want to be those cool mother-in-laws and have all our adult kids loving coming to visit us every single Sunday. BUT HOW DO WE DO THIS AND NOT MAKE THEM WEIRD? And is having a girl a guarantee of a built in bestie? Or is that yet another thing we don’t wanna fuck up? Lockdown may have made us over think all of this, but here we are, in our makeshift podcast forts coming to you, just cos it’s Tuesday. #notsponsored Gem | Simone vs Herself Kate | The Pasta Queen Instagram For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 19, 2021
Real Life v Reel Life 🤳🏼
Maybe it's Sydney Lockdown, but this week we get a bit real. Or is it reel . People keep asking Revz if Gem is really as perfect as her instagram grid and frankly, its opened a can of self-conscious, 2021, macro worms. Is it uncool to appear cool on the gram these days? Or is there a feed for every feel? If you love connecting through socials online, do you need to have a "brand" or can you just show up as yourself - and what if showing up as yourself has a real, well, brand about it? What is the role of your real friends compared to your "reel" friends? And my god this is such a weird conversation, but its not like we all haven't thought about it! A deep, dopamine dive into life online, off-line, through a phone and into our heads. Revz hits a nerve with Gem and together, we try and figure out just why any of us really give a shit. ALSO SOME GOOD #NOTSPONSOREDS. Happy Tuesday! Or is it Wednesday? Or Sunday? Or October? Or 2037? We do not know, but we are here. #notsponsored Gem | Orbit Key for a Father's Day pressies Kate | SZA on Spotify *Gem's Spotify 2 cents is also Olivia Rodrigo - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 12, 2021
The Best Month To Be Born In Is...
Fuck you Lockdown, seriously, fuck you . We at Whinge FM really want you to get in your cab and get outta here, cos now "Home Schooling" has to happen and there's a looming birthday. So really, what is there to do but cry, shop (online) and pour yourself a hefty #skimflatwine and go for your "exercise". We somehow get really macro reminiscing on our 90s music and please, someone stop the singing. On the topic of birthdays, when is the actual best time to be born and does anyone ever really care about your birthday? Really? One we won't be phoning in is our 40ths, which are still aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages away but we have plans. Then, a bit of a gear-shift and Gem has made a major move in her professional life and its given us a case of the feels. It's an ep full of feelings, you guys. AND FEELINGS ARE FOR FEELING (Revz wrote that, cos, not sure if you know this, but Revz loves therapy). -- The name of the doco Gem couldn't remember the name of: This Is Pop on Netflix #notsponsored Gem | Bop It! Kate | Casamigo Blanco Tequila - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, July 05, 2021
Would You Put Your Breast Milk In A Necklace?
LIVE from Sydney Lockdown, we are remote recording from under blankets to bring you more basic drivel this week. Kicking off with what everyone is talking about (19 minutes, 58 seconds mean anything to you?) #netflixandchill #donkeyschlong. As well as some retail recon the DLs have done re: tooth fairy and we're HORRIFIED. Speaking of terrifying keepsakes, we discuss breastmilk jewellery and hey, why not, if that's your jam? Right Gem? Then, Gem does not have time for her Mum flouting her utterly perfect parenting and enabling her kids' inner brat life. And Revz is so done with hormones (and frankly, should she even be allowed to do this podcast when she's in this state?) We rail at the way people give directions, COVID, vaccines, and reminisce about stalking mixed race baby hashtags; it's yet another pick n' mix from your favourite Tuesday Besties. -- #notsponsored Gem | Happy Hair Brush Kate | Smells Good by Good Times Pilates - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 28, 2021
What No One Tells You About Birth (but ACTUALLY)
ROCK UPDATE! Where is that goddamn engagement ring, cos, we're still feeling queasy. Now, what is the going rate for a manky old tooth these days, and how does it all work with the Tooth Fairy? Cos it seems there's a few different stories out there, and we need there to be one. So today, we get into a much requested topic which is - What do you wish you had known about birth before you did the damn thing? We have some hacks, some (eeew) tips and (gross) advice - STAY WITH US - we get into the much-discussed episiotomy, the Day 3 Blues, Vag birth vs Sunroof, the gas, YA FIRST POO, it's g l a m o u r o u s . This turns into Maternity Ward Klepto Antics and, yes, it's a thing! Then we touch on the idea of orgasming while you're crowning... now... we don't like to judge but GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, FELICITY. As you were, Bitches. It's Tuesday in Lockdown, and this one's the loosest of them all! #notsponsored Gem | Sequence board game Kate | Brokenwood Semillon For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgrou p and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 21, 2021
Where Can I Get Me An Echo Chamber?
Oh hey Tuesday! Can we talk about hair maintenance (or lack there of), and why Revz ever thought it was a good idea to add *go blonde* to her busy life? And then, take a breath, we get into the old g r a t i t u d e chestnut... and we've changed our tune since Ep 12 , or have we? We're a bundle of contradictions on this one. This week, Gem is running on fumes, cos she has #nightcreepers and she's (shocker) over-worked. To add to this, she's having wild cheese-induced nightmares and that leads us to whether it's ever ok to recount your dreams to, well, anyone. We accidentally drop a job ad for our expanding Poddy team and then speaking of sleep, we do what we said we'd never do, and tackle the topic of sleep-training, specifically the smugness that lives on either side of the debate. Raffa is a klepto now, Revz hates Teddy's nickname and Gem can't pronounce "hypocrite" BUT the big takeaway is that everyone sucks, you should seek out your confirmation bias and, bloody, YOU DO YOU MOTHERF*CKRS! #notsponsored Kate | Insta Follow @velvetcoke Gem | Sensory board from @leosworld_au For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgrou p and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 14, 2021
Gentle Parenting Can GET IN THE F*KN CAR!
Gemma is, because of course she is , spring cleaning! How fun is a good old fashioned de-clutter (stay with us).... and how annoying is it when a partner moves sh*t, puts sh*t in the "wrong" place etc... Then, there's a diamond situation and it's making us all sick. But that's what happens when you move house and go into labour on the same day. Then, Revz goes full pirate, and will someone reign her filthy mouth in? Then, we do not have time for sick days. Fuck you, snotty sick days, don't you know there is NO time ? And then look, this is controversial, but can we talk about gentle parenting… we are not sure we have any time for it, but then, we are once again, a bundle of contradictions so who the f*ck knows. Welcome to f*cking Tuesday. #notsponsored Kate | Seed Ribbed Ankle Socks Gem | @HymntoHer Essential Birthing Kit - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, June 07, 2021
You Don't Make Friends With Game Night
Coming to you "LIVE" from Tasmania, thanks to Stillwater Seven and Clover Hill Wines . This week, we really cover the full gamut on Whinge FM. Starting with the Emergency Department, like, who has the time guys? Not us! And if human children aren't enough, can we talk about "Fur Babies"? Revz has a gripe, and she's ready to lay it on the line ("don't @ me", she begs, like a big dumb, dumb). Then, look, can we talk about when kids wanna dress themselves? Why do they have zero style when we've tried so hard to raise them chic ? WHY?! Revz bought horrendous shoes for her gross kids that assault the senses, and Gem claims that Raffa has fun clothes but we need to see the receipts. A bougie sea plane interrupts us before we get into the detailed intricacies of what makes Reality TV (yes, it's very important), and Revz exposes Gem for the Game Nazi that she is. All in all, another basic bitch-cast, but from a beautiful part of the world. Thanks for having us Tassie! #notsponsored Gem | Love on The Spectrum ABC iView Kate | Hourglass Unlocked Instant Extensions Mascara - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep t
Mon, May 31, 2021
Sorry, Who's Having Another Baby?
Unpopular opinion... but can we all hold hands and say that sometimes it's just easier to solo parent? THERE! WE SAID IT. But, careful what you wish for. This week, we are looking into the future, with a special guest, Psychic Medium Anna Paola Boyd , but before we do (and oh, how we do), we reminisce about the past, and remember high school formals? Gem is still smug about her cheap-ass formal outfit and Revz cannot believe she thought she was fat, when in reality she looked like a greyhound. Enter Anna, who has some bombs to drop on us about our future and all the best made plans we thought we had all sewn up. Apparently there are babies on their way, major moves, career slam-dunks and a SOUL CONTRACT. Strap in, basic besties, this one goes roguer than rogue. #notsponsored Kate | Elka Collective pyjamas Gem | Spotify Playlists by matthew_rooney-au For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 24, 2021
The Topic We're Utterly Sick Of Discussing
First up, scandal , is Gem up the duff? Cos Revz has done some detective work and if it looks like a jar of pickles and smells like a jar of pickles... MAYBE ITS A JAR OF PICKLES. Gem recounts her first kiss, which makes us mourn the loss of kissing, RIP The Pash. Then we talk about The Sex Talk and how Revz has given it multiple times. Then, look, we're ragey. And we're sick of being ragey on this topic, but we just are. We discuss a current news story and our visceral reaction to how it's played out, which gets us back into sexual politics and workplace behaviour and DON'T WORRY, THEN WE TALK ABOUT THE BEST FOUNDATION. #notsponsored Kate | Maybelline Fit Me Foundation Gem | MCo Beauty UltraStay Flawless Foundation For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 17, 2021
If Your Bestie Can't Call You On Your Shit, Who Can?
Ok, periods. Why? Just why? I mean, we know why but, please, have we not evolved beyond the blinding rage? Then we talk about intervention during birth and the further blinding rage we feel when people glorify “natural” birth #whateverthatmeans. Speaking of loving the drugs, we went OUT for Mother’s Day (jokes, there were no drugs) and we keep getting shamed for it. So, is Mother’s Day really for mothers then? And what’s the greatest gift you could give a mum? Which leads us to friendships and the difference between old ass mates and new Mum-Friends. How do you take a friend crush to a friendmance? Finally, Gem is - shocker - exhausted and Revz calls her on her bullsh*t and “next-week” attitude. But in a career win, Gem reveals her new project! So it’s ALL happening! #notsponsored Gem | Maya Brenner personalised jewellery Kate | AYU Ayuverdic Body Oil Jasmin and Neroli For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 10, 2021
When Your Bestie is Navigating Infertility
First up, the people need to know Gem's nickname, and Revz is on the case in this worldwide exclusive and it reminds us just how silly and insecure we all are about the dumbest things that literally no one else cares about. Speaking of names; to keep your name or change it when you get married? What about the kids? And here we go again at the p a t r i a r c h y. Also, throwing Gem further under the bus, we're talking bad, old tattoos... and guess who's inked up? Lucky she gives no f*cks! Then, we finally get down to it, and the topic on the table is infertility. We have both experienced it, been there for each other through it, and are on the other side. So how do you support someone you love who is navigating life under the cloud of infertility? And how do you tell your childless friend that you are pregnant? We've been there, so you don't have to. Another Tuesday with your basic besties. #notsponsored Gem | Hello Green water bottles for kiddos Kate | Friday Flowers subscription blooms For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, May 03, 2021
When Emojis Reveal Your Bad Parenting
What's your most used emoji? Is it lol, a warm hug, Spanish dancer vibes or straight up murdery? Maybe it gives away your drinking problem (*cough* REVZ). We steal each other's phones and psychoanalyse where we're at based on tiny cartoons. Then, we get into a bit of self identity, pregnancy and how going from 0-1 kid and 1-2 kids changes who you are. Oh also, Gem has a biter on her hands and Revzy has a lemon. Thanks for hanging with your fave hot-mess besties for another Tuesday Loose-Fest. Wanna come to our LIVE SHOW ? Register for the first drop of Tickets here #notsponsored Kate | Dissh Mari Mom Jeans Gem | Night Light Podcast For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 26, 2021
I Don't Wanna See A Ghost, It's The Sight That I Fear Most...
Holidays: a novel location in which to parent! Revz recaps travelling with her Groms and we get into how travelling (even locally) has changed since having kiddos. Then, cos we're deep AF, we get into why women still don't really propose to men and how cool we think it is when women take charge of their own 👏🏻 damn 👏🏻 lives. Also, did you know you're a completely different person every 7 years? Like, science , wise? And we wonder if it's possible or hella dangerous to teach your kids to question, well, everything . Gem had one coffee one time and now knows The Meaning of Life...and lucky she does because THIS IS NOT A DRILL, there are ghosts amongst us. And we only have one thing to say about that.... NUP. So, tune in, Dear Listeners, for a strong start and loose "skate" to the finish line. Wanna come to our LIVE SHOW ? Register for the first drop of Tickets here #notsponsored Kate | DermaVeen Sensitive Relief Eczema Cream Gem | Instagram account @modelsdoingballet - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. SHOW NOTES 💜 The Party Company Gem used for Raffa's bday was The Birthday Fairy 💜 If you're the giving type, please consider sponsoring Revz' family as they raise vital funds for MS Research in support of her sister in the May 50K Challenge See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 19, 2021
Is Crying In Front Of Your Kids Ever Ok?
Hoorah the school holidays are FINALLY over but the whinging kids and sibling fighting, does that EVER end? When you’ve had enough, is it ok to completely lose it in front of your kids? And what about with Hubs? We wonder if there’s a good and bad way to fight with your significant other. Now, it’s far less important, but Revz doesn’t know what to wear and it’s all she can think about. Gem on the other hand in comfy AF (pun intended) being a mumsy dag and ain’t nobody gonna stop her. Sack dresses FTW or tits out for the boys... #discuss. #notsponsored Gem - Miann & Co , Illoura, Grown Revz - Sand Pal For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 12, 2021
Never Worked So Hard to Disappoint So Many People
Ok, full disclosure, we are a little loose this week, coming off the back of technical poddy issues and #dummygate , we are two sleep-deprived zombies. But we're here! And we're talking about Gem ' copping some crit' on the gram via the Mum Police and exactly how dummy weaning went down in her household. Revz has been knocked for six by a meme, and look, it's made her spiral. As if a brutal meme wasn't enough, we also heard a bang on quote and it's just so real , you guys. Gem had a shocking run-in with a Mansplainer which begs the question... Should anyone ever put up with a toxic work culture? Spoiler alert; no, but it's never that easy, is it? Finally, can we just stop waiting for life to get easier? Is it time to lean in to the manic hustle and just own it? #notsponsored Kate ABC Reading Eggs Gem Annabel Karmel Kids Meals - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, April 05, 2021
Mum Guilt In Flour And Icing
We kick this week off addressing a call-out we got via DMs about beauty, but don’t worry it quickly descends into scrotox and deflect, deflect... LOOK OVER THERE, it's kids party time for us both and we sit on very different sides of the cake aisle. Gem puts on the Outsourcing Queen crown, Revz goes full art director. We don’t have time for extra-curricular craft being assigned outside of school hours. Then we take a trip down memory lane to a whack time we went to... wait for it... RUSSIA. Yet another romp with your basic Tuesday besties. And if you haven't spotted a typo in all of this... Gem was here. #notsponsored Gem - Mila & Coco Revz - " Trying " on Apple TV For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 29, 2021
Ask Us Anything (Unless It's About Drunk Shopping)
We're flipping the script this week, cos we wanted to open it up to you, Dear Listeners, in an Ask Me Anything , poddy style! But first, the Easter Bunny is coming for Raffa's dummy and Gem is shitting herself for what's to come. Revz has a little baby klepto on her hands which is probably not a sign of intelligence, although, watch us spin it that way. We talk drunk online shopping and even circle around the cauldron of kids s l e e p . We get into all your quezzies including what success means to us, and more importantly, where do we get our hair done. All in all, another hour with your favourite basic bitches. Lots of things to link from this ep: Gem's sleep consultant was Lisa Dinnie from Cherish Your Sleep Parenting Podcast Gem mentioned was Janet Landsbury's UnRuffled #notsponsored Kate recommends the sleep / meditation app for kids Moshi Gem recommends the Wriggle Bum to help with wriggly nappy situations For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 22, 2021
When You Run Into Your Ex Looking *Fire Emoji*
Have you ever run into your ex? Let me rephrase, have you ever run into your ex looking *Fire Emoji*. Well sometimes, just sometimes, life serves up a just dessert, and this happened to "Us" this week and "We" were both there for it and we may have merged into the one person at this point. Gem also experienced another parenting first / rite of passage and arrived at a pretty awkies realisation about herself that she needs to unpack. Revz is pissed that ALL the family gifting falls on her, even for her in laws, so we get into that and somehow end up at another layer of guilt involving sustainability. Wow, we did it again, we went everywhere. #notsponsored Kate Bon Tot 's Stainless Steel Water bottles Gem Billie Eilish The World's A Little Blurry - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 15, 2021
Getting Paid to Overshare
Drama, Drama, Drama! We had our first on-air fight over, wait for it, Harry & Meghan. Its the Brit v The Republican and spoiler alert, nobody wins. In the theme of confrontation, Gem tells us about an aggressive blow-up at her local playground and then in some kind of weird non sequitur we get into the hot topic of sharing your life on the internet - we reminisce about life pre-social media and then get hella scared for the children. THE CHILDREN! Finally, Revz forced Gem into a 'salacious' tell-all about what really happens behind the scenes of influencing and what-was-this-episode-about? Life...oh, life! ohhhh li-ife, OH LIFE. Doo doo doo doo. #notsponsored Kate | Naked Sundays Hydrating Glow Mist SPF 50+ Gem | Sabbia Co Cleaner Cloth Removal Kit - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 08, 2021
Please Son, Don't Be A D!*k
With rampant-ass misogyny coming at us from every angle this week in the news here in Australia, we're in a mood. But its not all bad, REVZ WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH CHILDREN and nothing burned down, and Gem's sweet baby angel learned to call her Grandparents "stinky" 😳. The topic on the table this week, though, is the boys, and what is the best route for them in this world to hopefully make sure they turn out to be good, respectful, decent men. Or at least give them the best possible chance at turning out this way. Here's to strong, sensitive, feminist men. May we be them, may we know them, may we raise them. #notsponsored Kate @lifebloodau Gem @daisyandhen For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, March 01, 2021
Let's Talk About Sex, (After) Baby
We're all thinking it, how much sex is everyone having? Well, not everyone everyone, more like, everyone with young kids who have been together for a while and are, well, tired AF. How much sex? Cos we feel like people are lying and that it's the new insta-status to be boinking for Australia. So, is it a sign of the quality of your relationship and just when is the perfect time, amongst all the other things we don't have time for? We just wanna get into it, and by it, we mean the topic, not the actual sex thing. That's tiring. #notsponsored Kate @nleadbetter_photography virtual photo shoot Gem " Lava " by Pixar For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 22, 2021
The Difference Between Boys & Girls
We kick off today's show with some pass-ag gifting and then, oh what a surprise, Gem has another s#^t story to share about some #funkyjunk. Which gets us thinking, what are the differences between boys and girls and once again, does it really matter? Gem gets a boner for Malcom Gladwell and Revz is so over all the mums forecasting her motherhood experience. Will she make it to 7pm on yet another groundhog day? We check ourselves over how many times we've uttered the phrase "oh you think it's hard now ..." and we end with a feud over interior design. We also ignore all your DMs about why dogs are amazing, so you should probably troll us over on the Facebook Group . - #notsponsored Kate Kmart's Rattan Collection Gem Fawn & Finch - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bonus · Wed, February 17, 2021
Bonus Ep! THE GOOD MUM IS HERE!
If you want the tea spilt on all the supermarket deals around town (# MumPorn ?) this is the ep for you. She may not fit into the "school pick up mum" list, but The Good Mum LOVES a bargain and she is full of all the tips. Together, we heap shit on Gem, reminisce and literally do laundry. We chat to The Good Mum about raising babes, career juggles, ambition, marriage, and what makes a good Mum friend? The answer; Sweary, loves a wine and fucks off by 7pm. Put that on a t-shirt. Huge thank you to our forever bestie Claire for joining us on the poddy. Girl has a lot going on and if anyone didn't have time, its her, and she made it for us. We love you Bella. ❤️ Thank you to this week's sponsor, Krystle Knight Jewellery To celebrate all you Good Mums, Krystle has gifted us all an incredibly generous 15% off at check out, so use the code NOTIME15 until the end of the month . #notsponsored Gem Better Cup Kate Vans for school Claire Crowns from Aldi For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group ! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 15, 2021
Can Your Hobby Be A Girl’s Night Out?
Sometimes, you just need a whinge. When is it ok, who can you whinge to and has whinging become our full time hobby? Speaking of hobbies, the husbands are at it again, wanting to have a life of their own and its a HARD NO from us. Also what’s the balance between full on Tiger Mom and Unsupportive when it comes to kids activities and did you know that Hanson are Dads on TikTok? Also, we’re making this gang official… wanna join our club? For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis We would love to hear from you! Leave us a review to help us welcome more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, February 08, 2021
Dare You To Write Out The Stay At Home Mum Job Description
What's the hardest, most undervalued job in the world? Staying home with your kids. End of. We discuss when we knew it was time to head back to work and what we'd do differently if there was a next time. We also get into some woo woo theories on full moons and kids sleep and somehow end up at how we met our husbands. WHAT A RIDE! - #notsponsored Kate Ultra Violette Queen Screen Gem Clubhouse - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, February 02, 2021
Can We Be Mum-Friends?
Kate reveals how hard Gem's wedding was for her and Gem reveals how hard it was to lose her bestie to Motherhood #grouptherapy. Plus! Shocker, there's more sh*t talk, like literally, as well as a plan to get more botox. For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis. We would love to hear from you! Leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 25, 2021
Being An Actor is a Continual Punch in the Guts
What’s it really like to be in a soap like Neighbours? What do actors get paid? How do you get auditions and what do you do while you’re waiting around to be “picked”? Gem is feeling major feelings about her “slashie” career this week and she needs to talk about it. Also, making new Mum friends and why oh why must your kids out you for drinking too much? (No points for guessing who that happened to). For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis. We would love to hear from you! Leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 18, 2021
But Can You Really Trust Your Nanny?
The moral dilemma of witnessing some shady Nanny behaviour when you know the mum. To meddle or not to meddle, that is the question. Kate does not have time for the school holidays this year. Oh and whoops, more stories of shitting in public, brought to you by the Northern Beaches Defecators. For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 11, 2021
What Comes After the Before And After Photo?
What comes after crippling self-consciousness and before radical self-love? No fkn idea?! It's a messy, contradictory, fraught and necessary chat about diets, exercise, body image and how instagram can trigger it all. For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, January 11, 2021
What Comes After the Before and After Photo?
What comes after crippling self-consciousness and before radical self-love? No fkn idea?! It's a messy, contradictory, fraught and necessary chat about diets, exercise, body image and how instagram can trigger it all. For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis.
Mon, January 11, 2021
What Comes After the Before and After Photo?
What comes after crippling self-consciousness and before radical self-love? No fkn idea?! It's a messy, contradictory, fraught and necessary chat about diets, exercise, body image and how instagram can trigger it all. For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis.
Tue, January 05, 2021
Never Tell Your Mum Your Baby Name
To find out or not to find out, that's a silly question! Gem and Kate discuss finding out the "gender" of your unborn baby and whether a gender reveal is cool, fun or on the nose. Also Bridgerton. Sexy, sexy Bridgerton. For more juice, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, December 29, 2020
Twenty Twenty One-der How This Will Go?
After a mixed bag Christmas, we're crawling to the New Year! Gem does not have time for resolutions and Kate is over being asked about her living situation. Ready to roll the dice and see how this next year is going to pan out… To catch up on more or to throw episode suggestions our way, head to our instagram @wedonthavetimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, December 22, 2020
You're Doing Christmas Wrong!
Well, it's lockdown again, just in time for Christmas. Gem and Kate compare Santa's role in their families and process a Troll from Christmas Past. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sat, December 19, 2020
Husbands and Schedules and Gifts, Oh My!
How do we "do it all"? Spoiler alert: WE DON'T. We talk schedules, the mental load and making time for your husband... with a side helping of mum guilt, just in time for the holidays. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed, December 16, 2020
Talking shit, like, literally.
Have Kids, they said! Gem and Kate discuss getting ready with kids up in your biz and a serious power wee by a toddler on a slide. Nuff said. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue, December 15, 2020
Christmas and Quarantine!
Imagine doing 2 weeks of Hotel Quarantine as a solo parent with your pre schooler and toddler *Insert scream emoji*. Well Kate did it, and she's giving us the brutal blow by blow. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 14, 2020
We bought a mic!
Welcome to our maiden voyage episode! This first ep sets the scene about how this podcast came to be: Who are we? What are we? And why we don't have time for this. So tune in, grab a wine but be gentle, we're new to this. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon, December 14, 2020
Trailer
Welcome to the 'We don't have time for this' podcast. Featuring Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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