The Flop House
The Flop House is a comedy podcast devoted to the worst in recent film. Your hosts (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, and Stuart Wellington) watch a questionable film, then engage in an unscripted discussion about the movie's shortcomings and occasional delights, while never being afraid of a pointless, silly digression or two hundred.
Bonus · Sat, April 05, 2025
FH Mini 125 - Cinematic Mechanics
Elliott puts on his greasy overalls to look under the filmic hood, as we figure out what makes a good "robot movie," ask why Heartbeeps was a bad one, and see if we can pull out the robot defibrillator to restore its cinematic heartbeep. Subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets !” Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Sat, March 29, 2025
Ep.#448 - Heartbeeps
We tie a bow around Max Fun Drive 2025 and our “Movies Without Spider-Man” series with (?) Paul Schrader's (?) magnum opus, Heartbeeps . It's the classic tale of a guy robot and a girl robot in love and also there's a bad stand-up comic robot and a mean cop robot and a baby robot and Andy Kaufman does one of the world's most irritating voices and what the fuck is this thing? Wikipedia page for Heartbeeps Recommended in this episode: Dan: Black Bag (2025) Stu: Rap World (2024) Elliott: The Comic (1969)
Sat, March 22, 2025
Ep.#447 - Venom: The Last Dance
“Movies Without Spider-Man” Max Fun drive continues (please consider supporting our show !) with the thrilling (?) conclusion (??) of the Venom saga -- Venom: The Last Dance, the touching story of a boy and the black sentient goo he wears on his body that sometimes eats people's heads. There's one more week of Max Fun Drive — check out our event calendar ! Wikipedia page for Venom: The Last Dance Recommended in this episode: Dan: Windy Day (1967) Stuart: One of Them Days (2025) Elliott: The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On (1987)
Bonus · Fri, March 21, 2025
SUPER SECRET ANNOUNCEMENT
Dan reveals a WEIRD and possibly EXTREMELY COMPLEX FOR HIM TO PUT TOGETHER stretch goal for this year's Max Fun Drive! Become a supporting member of Maximum Fun and help keep our show going and independent by visiting maximumfun.org/join today!
Bonus · Wed, March 19, 2025
SlopTales Teaser!
Here's a little taste of what's awaiting Max Fun members in the member bonus feed -- an all-new roleplaying adventure from gamemaster Stuart! In this edition, Dan, Elliott, and fan favorite guest Zhubin Parang play beachfront restaurant staff, on the first night of summer, trying to make it through a busy shift... but CHAOS is on the menu! If you'd like to listen to this, a whole heck of a lot of other bonus content from all the Max Fun shows, and (most importantly) support independent, artist-owned, worker-owned media, become a member at maximumfun.org/join today!
Bonus · Mon, March 17, 2025
Dan McCoy joins MFD Spring Break
It’s not MaxFunDrive without a wild kickoff spectacular! Former real-life VJ and host of MTV's Spring Break 1999, Dave Holmes, takes your favorite MaxFun hosts through some wacky ‘90s- and Spring Break-themed mini games!! Featuring: Dave Holmes, Jeremy Bent, Oscar Montoya, Dimitry Pompée, Tom Lum, Ellen Weatherford, Alex Schmidt, Brenda Snell, Drea Clark, Alonso Duralde, Dan McCoy, Jordan Morris, Manolo Moreno, Ella Hubber, Caroline Roper, Ella McLeod, John-Luke Roberts, Justin McElroy, Clint McElroy, Mike Cabellon, Sierra Katow, Hal Lublin, Danielle Radford, John Moe, Christian Dueñas, Christian Duguay
Sat, March 15, 2025
Ep.#446 - Kraven the Hunter
We start out our special "Films Without Spider-Man" theme month (in honor of Max Fun Drive -- please consider supporting our show !) with one of the more ostentatiously-Spider-Man-free films of last year: Kraven the Hunter . C'mon, Kraven, we KNOW you guys know one another--remember that last hunt? Just swallow your pride and phone Spidey to drop by! We're cravin' it! We're doing a ton of extra stuff for Max Fun Drive this year -- check out our event calendar ! Wikipedia page for Kraven the Hunter Recommended in this episode: Dan: Last Stop in Yuma County (2023) Stuart: The Monkey (2025) Elliott: Mr. Vampire (1985)
Bonus · Sat, March 08, 2025
FH Mini 124 - Bad Movie Godfathers, with Harry Medved and Harry Pallenberg
We welcome one of the godfathers of bad movie culture, Harry Medved, of the seminal books "The Fifty Worst Films of All Time" and " The Golden Turkey Awards ," and discuss his PBS show "Locationland" where he and comedian Dana Gould visited the filming sites for Plan 9 From Outer Space ! And we also spend a little time talking to Locationland producer Harry Pallenberg about his father's work with John Boorman on Exorcist II: The Heretic (the Golden Turkeys' pick for #2 worst movie of all time) and the oft-referenced Zardoz! Thrive all year with clean, easy meals from Green Chef. Go to greenchef.com/flopfree and use code flopfree to get started with FREE Salads for two months plus 50% off your first box.
Sat, March 01, 2025
Star Trek: Section 31, with Ben Harrison and Adam Pranica
Wow! The first new Star Trek movie in eight years! What's that you say? Oh. TV movie? And it's less a "movie" and more a "we were going to develop a new series and that fell through so we made it a one-off, 90 minute thing?" Huh. Well, Star Trek: Section 31 may not be a "movie" in the same way we've used that word for most of its existence, but it was still a good excuse to hang out with our friends Adam and Ben from Max Fun's terrific Trek shows Greatest Gen and Greatest Trek , so every cosmic cloud has a silver lining, we guess. Wikipedia page for Star Trek: Section 31 Recommended in this episode: Dan: Bluebeard's Eighth Wife (1938) Stu: Troop Beverly Hills (1989) Elliott: Chilly Scenes of Winter (1979) Adam: Babylon (2022) Ben: Down With Love (2003) Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com/ FLOP today.
Bonus · Sat, February 22, 2025
FH mini 123 - 80s Goofs
The Goofmaster returns to quiz Stuart and Elliott about some IMDb "Goofs" from 1980's movies that didn't live up to the standards of viewers with enough free time to log movie goofs on IMDb. There’s been SO MUCH DEMAND for FlopTV that — you know what? — we’re going to leave episodes up for an extra two weeks, so that late buyers can still have the time to check out the shows (and that means one last chance to snag some tickets )! Just be sure to watch before MIDNIGHT (eastern time) on March 19! And while you’re clicking on stuff, subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets !” Eat smart with Factor. Get started at FACTORMEALS.COM/FACTORPODCAST and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.
Sat, February 15, 2025
Ep.#444 - Here
A lot of stuff happened... HERE . Well. Not that much stuff, actually. Like, six couples lived here. Most of them were pretty boring. But at one point there were dinosaurs! That's pretty cool, right? Anyway, enjoy our discussion of the latest installment in Robert Zemeckis's inexplicable slide from "can do no wrong" to "can do ... wrong!" There’s been SO MUCH DEMAND for FlopTV that — you know what? — we’re going to leave episodes up for an extra two weeks, so that late buyers can still have the time to check out the shows (and that means one last chance to snag some tickets )! Just be sure to watch before MIDNIGHT (eastern time) on March 19! Wikipedia page for Here Recommended in this episode: Dan: Mutant Hunt (1987) , Black Tight Killers (1966) Stu: La chimera (2023) Elliott: Juror #2 (2024) Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com/ FLOP today. Pizza Roles is launching February 2025! Search Pizza Roles R-O-L-E-S on Kickstarter now!
Bonus · Sat, February 08, 2025
FH Mini 122 - Monster Mashers
Following a couple of failed "Dark Universe" attempts, Stuart leads a brainstorming session to explore how his co-hosts might revitalize the Universal Monsters. You can still see FlopTV thru the end of February -- tickets here ! And while you’re clicking on stuff, subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets !”
Sat, February 01, 2025
Ep.#443 - Harold and the Purple Crayon
Harold and the Purple Crayon is a lovely, enduring children's classic (if you've never encountered it, have Steve Buscemi read it to you !) -- did Hollywood treat it with gentleness and respect, when they decided to use it as the jumping-off point for the movie " Harold and the Purple Crayon ?" The answer may not surprise you! The LIVE tapings of season 2 of FlopTV end TONIGHT with TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze ! But a season pass gets out access to the full line-up thru the end of February ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” Wikipedia page for Harold and the Purple Crayon Recommended in this episode: Dan: Brewster McCloud (1970) & Come Back to the 5 & Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean (1982) Stu: Flow (2024) Elliott: The Three Musketeers (1973) Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bonus · Sat, January 25, 2025
FH Mini #121 - Hi, Resolutions!
Elliott completes a loose trilogy of minisodes -- one per Peach -- all about the changing of the year. His take? What New Year's resolution would you make on behalf of various franchises? The final episode of season 2 of FlopTV debuts in one week, but your ticket gets you access thru February! Full line-up/tickets here ! And while you’re clicking on stuff, subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets !”
Sat, January 18, 2025
Ep.#442 - Joker: Folie à Deux
For our first full episode recorded and released in 2025, we wanted to start things off with a bang, so we watched the sequel to a love-it-or-hate-it film, except this time around most non-John Waters/Quentin Tarantino folks seemed to just hate it. That's right, it's the further adventures of that notorious clown prince of stair dancing, the Jokester, in... Joker: Folie à Deux , the film that got the lowest Cinemascore EVER for a "superhero movie." What will WE make of it? The two LA fire-related fundraisers Elliott mentions in the episode: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-pjtc-rebuild-after-the-eaton-canyon-fire https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-for-denison-familys-fire-loss We’re in season 2 of FlopTV! Pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Peruse the full line-up and/or get tickets here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” Wikipedia page for Joker: Folie à Deux Recommended in this episode: Thirty Day Princess (1934) Babygirl (2024) Good Morning (1959) Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com/ FLOP today.
Bonus · Sat, January 11, 2025
FH Mini 120 - Coming Attractions in 2025
Dan looks forward to the year ahead, and asks the rest of the Flop House gang which of 2025's cinematic offerings float their cineaste boats. We’re in season 2 of FlopTV! Tune in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Full line-up/tickets here ! And while you’re clicking on stuff, subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets !”
Sat, January 04, 2025
Ep. #441 - Spice World, LIVE
As we all recover from our New Year's hangovers, enjoy this, the second of our two live shows from last May's "Saint Audio Podcast Festival" in Oxford, England. We discuss Spice World , a film we also had the privilege of introducing at The Ultimate Picture Palace , for a screening the evening before, and -- honestly? The movie was a total blast. We hope you have fun listening to the love fest. We’re in season 2 of FlopTV! Pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Peruse the full line-up and/or get tickets here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” Wikipedia page for Spice World
Bonus · Sat, December 28, 2024
FH Mini #119 - '24 in Review with Stu
As New Year's approaches, and we say goodbye to 2024, Stuart takes us on a gamified tour through the year in movies. We’re in season 2 of FlopTV! Tune in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Full line-up/tickets here ! And while you’re clicking on stuff, subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets !”
Sat, December 21, 2024
Ep. #440 - Borderlands
We discuss Borderlands , a video game movie that got delayed for several years, with extensive reshoots where an uncredited director took over for Eli Roth -- but it's probably okay, right? It's not like that sentence has at least five red flags in it... We’re in season 2 of FlopTV! Pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Peruse the full line-up and/or get tickets here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” Wikipedia page for Borderlands Recommended in this episode: Dan: Drive (1997) Stu: Queer (2024) Elliott: Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (2024) Go to Squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Head to factormeals.com/50flop and use code 50flop to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.
Bonus · Sat, December 14, 2024
FH Mini 118 – Getting to Know Stu
Though we've done our best to not let it disrupt the show, Elliott's a busy bee these days and had to sit this one out, so Dan took the rare opportunity of being able to finish his sentences to get to know his old pal Stuart a little better... but with a film-related twist. We’re in season 2 of FlopTV! Tune in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Full line-up/tickets here ! And while you’re clicking on stuff, subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets !” Save on the perfect gift by visiting AuraFrames.com to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code FLOP at checkout.
Bonus · Thu, December 12, 2024
Feed Drop - SmartLess Presents ClueLess with Elliott Kalan and Sean Hayes!
Welcome to a brand new, bite-sized game show from SmartLess Media: this is ClueLess, where every episode contains a different main game and cliffhanger puzzle, and every episode this season also contains Sean Hayes! Host Elliott Kalan (Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, The Flop House) will lead Sean and a rotating guest through each episode's conundrum, from anagrams to pop culture math puzzles to singing robots and more! New episodes every Monday and Thursday, follow the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts so you don't miss a clue! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free episodes.
Sat, December 07, 2024
Ep.#439 - The Avengers (1998), LIVE!
We took a short break around Thanksgiving, which means YOU finally get to hear one of our LIVE episodes from Oxford's inaugural Saint Audio Podcast Festival ! We were extremely excited to finally do a show in the UK and see some listeners from across the pond, and -- because we were in England -- we HAD to talk about 1998's The Avengers (aka "the non-Marvel-one), a legendary mega-flop and a despoiling of a beloved British TV series. Note: We performed in Oxford's Town Hall, which was an absolutely gorgeous venue, but was also very large and echoey. We did what we could to minimize the effects, but we apologize that the audio does come with a little extra reverb! We’re in season 2 of FlopTV! Pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Peruse the full line-up and/or get tickets here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” Wikipedia page for The Avengers Recommended in this episode: For a limited time, visit AuraFrames.com and get $45 off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code FLOP at checkout.
Bonus · Sat, November 30, 2024
FH Mini 117 – The Definitive Action Hero Ranking Pt. 2
The thrilling conclusion of our definitive action hero rankings, as determined by Stuart's totally scientific, non-bullshit method! We’re in season 2 of FlopTV! Tune in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Full line-up/tickets here ! And while you’re clicking on stuff, subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets !” For a limited time, visit AuraFrames.com and get $45 off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code FLOP at checkout. Head to factormeals.com/flop50 and use code flop50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month.
Sat, November 23, 2024
Ep.#438 - Trap, with Linda Holmes
"But Trap wasn't a flop!" you scream to the heavens. "Neither financially, nor critically!" you wail, desperately. "It made 83 million on a 30 million budget! And it got a mixed, but not- awful 52 on Metacritic!" But the uncaring Gods of Flop offer no comfort. Because whatever your personal feelings, Trap has inspired STRONG OPINIONS, and besides, when you have a great guest like Linda Holmes , you surrender to the whims of the floppiverse. We’re in season 2 of FlopTV! Pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Peruse the full line-up and/or get tickets here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” Wikipedia page for Trap Recommended in this episode: Dan: Daisies (1966) , All God's Children (2024) Stu: Azrael (2024) Elliott: Celine and Julie Go Boating (1974) , Lifeforce (1985) Linda: Hot Frosty (2024) For a limited time, visit AuraFrames.com and get $45 off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code FLOP at checkout.
Bonus · Sat, November 16, 2024
FH Mini 116 – The Definitive Action Hero Ranking Pt. 1
Stuart uses the scientific and not-at-all random method that he perfected in his rankings of horror movie villains to help us determine the ultimate movie action hero. We’re in season 2 of FlopTV! Tune in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Full line-up/tickets here ! And while you’re clicking on stuff, subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets !” For a limited time, visit AuraFrames.com and get $45 off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code FLOP at checkout.
Sat, November 09, 2024
Ep.#437 - Megalopolis, with Roman Mars
You KNEW this episode was coming, and we got to it as soon as we could! We discuss Francis Ford Coppola's defiantly personal, defiantly incomprehensible, personal-fortune-destroying Megalopolis ! And for such a mega flop olis episode we enlisted the help of Roman Mars, a man who knows a thing or two about architecture and design, and who's currently co-hosting a podcast series with Elliott about The Power Broker , a book about Robert Moses (clearly an inspiration for Adam Driver's "what if Robert Moses but not totally evil" character)! We’re in season 2 of FlopTV! Pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Peruse the full line-up and/or get tickets here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” Wikipedia page for Megalopolis Recommended in this episode: Dan: Lost Highway (1997) Stu: Anora (2024) Elliott: You and Me (1938) Roman: Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse (1991) Stay energized with America’s #1 Ready-to-Eat Meal Delivery Service.Head to factormeals.com/flop50 and use code flop50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month
Bonus · Sat, November 02, 2024
FH Mini 115 - Ghosttesters, with Hallie Haglund
Hallie may not have seen a ghost this Halloween season, but Elliott caps off Shocktober (a little late, in "no theme No-vember") by quizzing all of us about whether we've seen cinematic ghosts, in the course of our many Flop House viewings. We’re in season 2 of FlopTV! Tune in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Full line-up/tickets here ! And while you’re clicking on stuff, subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets !”
Sat, October 26, 2024
Ep.#436 - Dear David, with Hallie Haglund
Bad news first: we discussed Dear David , a horror movie based on a Twitter thread posted by a guy who used to do comics for Buzzfeed, released by "Buzzfeed Studios" -- a sentence that gives us a headache just to type. The good news? We're joined by Star of the Show, Hallie Haglund , whose ever-delightful presence inspires us all into a lot of giggle fits and silly bits! We’re in season 2 of FlopTV! Pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Peruse the full line-up and/or get tickets here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” Wikipedia page for Dear David Recommended in this episode: Flesh Eater (1988) His Three Daughters (2023) The Girl on the Broomstick (1972) Scenes from a Marriage (1947) Head to factormeals.com/flop50 and use code flop50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month.
Bonus · Sat, October 19, 2024
FH Mini 114 - Credits Report
Since Stuart is infamous for missing mid-and-post-credit scenes, Dan quizzes him (and Elliott) about what might have possibly happened in various movies that included a li'l extra something at the end. We’re in season 2 of FlopTV! Tune in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Full line-up/tickets here ! And while you’re clicking on stuff, subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets !”
Sat, October 12, 2024
Ep.#435 - Night Swim
What's that? The chilly nip of Shocktober on the wind? That's right, kiddies! It's your old pal the Flopkeeper, with another spookifying or snorifying yarn! It's called Night Swim , and it's about a HAUNTED POOL! Is there pee in the pool too? Probably! Terrifying! Grab your goggles and let's dive in! We're in season 2 of FlopTV! Pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Peruse the full line-up and/or get tickets here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” Wikipedia page for Night Swim Recommended in this episode: The Substance (2024) A Different Man (2024) The Verdict (1946) Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bonus · Sat, October 05, 2024
FH Mini 113 - Missed That Movie! - Perfect
Sharlene Wellington drops by to talk to us about 1985's aerobics romance Perfect , and her new endeavor Jiggle Studio ! Sharlene's Kickstarter! FlopTV episode 2 is tonight! You can pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass — more info (including the full line-up) and tickets available here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!”
Sat, September 28, 2024
Episode #434 - Robot in the Family
For our second Smalltember/Smallvember pick, we take on a film that Dan vetoed last year because he feared his fragile psyche could not take a repeat viewing, but -- like a bad giant golden robot -- it always turns up! Robot in the Family is its name, and it's a sustained 85 minute panic attack in the form of a low-budget 90's "family" comedy. FlopTV is going strong! You can pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass — more info (including the full line-up of films discussed) and tickets are available here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” Wikipedia page for Robot in the Family Recommended in this episode: The House by the Cemetery (1981) Rye Lane (2023) The Deep End (2001) Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Head to factormeals.com/flop50 and use code flop50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month.
Bonus · Sat, September 21, 2024
FH Mini 112 - Months I Like on Film
Elliott asks us a simple, but nearly impossible question -- which films best represent each month in the calendar year? The answers are predictably chaotic. FlopTV is going strong! You can pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass — more info (including the full line-up) and tickets available here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!”
Sat, September 14, 2024
Ep.#433 - Dangerous Game: The Legacy Murders
It's that time of year again! Smalltember (or Smallvember, if you're nasty)! For our kickoff "smaller" bad movie pick, we took a recommendation from our podcast network colleague, the esteemed Mr. Justin McElroy, and watched Dangerous Game: The Legacy Murders , starring Flop House recurring offender, Jon Voight. It's a mashup of Clue and Saw that takes a turn you will not be expecting with those reference points. Take a listen, and unravel the mystery! FlopTV is going strong! You can pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass — more info (including the full line-up of films discussed) and tickets are available here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” This film has no Wikipedia page. Perhaps you can be the change you want to see in the world. Recommended in this episode: So Close (2002) Rebel Ridge (2024) Celine and Julie Go Boating (1974) Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bonus · Sat, September 07, 2024
FH Mini #111 - Film Programming, with Cristina Cacioppo
Director of Programming at Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema and longtime friend of the show Cristina Cacioppo drops by, to answer all of our questions about being a film programmer. Season 2 of FlopTV, all about BAD SEQUELS, debuts tonight! Individual episodes and season pass tickets are available here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” Head to factormeals.com/flop50 and use code flop50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active!
Sat, August 31, 2024
Ep.#432 - IF, Live!
From the visionary mind of John Krasinski, Stuart's number one favorite human, comes IF ! It's a whimsical tale about how imaginary friends are real and we should have them even as adults, and if we decide to forget them, they'll die or something! Did this sit well with us? Probably not! But it led to one of our best live shows ever, so we hope you enjoy our pain. Season 2 of FlopTV kicks off NEXT WEEK, and tickets are available here ! You can pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass — more info (including the full line-up). And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” Wikipedia page for IF Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bonus · Sat, August 24, 2024
FH Mini 110 - Encino Dan
Stuart leads this mini, wherein we discuss which are the best films to screen to help explain modern life to an unfrozen caveman. We just announced season 2 of FlopTV, all about BAD SEQUELS! You can pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass — more info (including the full line-up) and tickets are available here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!”
Sat, August 17, 2024
Ep.#431 - Wish
We celebrate 17 years of The Flop House by discussing Wish , the movie that was supposed to celebrate 100 years of Disney animation, but was mostly met with a resounding, "Meh." Did that ol' Disney magic work any better on us? Listen to find out! We just announced season 2 of our monthly live streaming video show FlopTV! And because this is FTV 2, this season is all about BAD SEQUELS! You can pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass -- more info (including the full line-up of films discussed) and tickets are available here ! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” Wikipedia page for Wish Recommended in this episode: The Manitou (1978) Frankie Freako (2024) The More The Merrier (1943) Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Head to factormeals.com/flop50 and use code flop50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active!
Bonus · Sat, August 10, 2024
FH Mini 109 - The Chop House
Apologies to the ecologically and morally-responsible vegans and vegetarians in our audience, but today's episode is an exploration of cinematic meats, as Elliott takes us through one of the least-essential top ten lists in movie criticism history! Our live show, Three Men and a Hallie , is still viewable for ticket-holders (or new purchasers) thru August 18! If you missed it, there's still time!
Sat, August 03, 2024
Ep.#430 - The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, LIVE, with Griffin Newman!
Elliott long claimed we would NEVER do the Garbage Pail Kids Movie , due to its extreme unpleasantness, but it only took a live show and the participation of our most GPK-pushing pal, Mr. Griffin Newman, of the excellent Blank Check podcast to break his resolve. What other core principles can we make Elliott discard? Keep listening in the years to come, and we'll see! Also, for all those Hallie fans out there, remember that our next streaming show “Three Men and a Hallie” debuts tomorrow, with tickets on sale now! And while you’re watching, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!” Paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes of The Flop House delivered to you directly, as they’re released. Wikipedia page for The Garbage Pail Kids Movie Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bonus · Sat, July 27, 2024
FH Mini 108 - 1% Visible
Sure, Roman and Elliott might have all the heat with their excellent 99% Invisible series on The Power Broker , but that doesn't mean that Dan can't try something incredibly stupid! Check out our live show Three Men and a Hallie , tickets on sale now! Show debuts on August 4, and you can view any time for the following two weeks!
Sat, July 20, 2024
Ep.#429 - Under Paris
What's scarier than sharks? How about FRENCH sharks?!? The Flop House goes international to discuss the French-produced, Netflix-released shark attack thriller Under Paris (aka "Sous la Seine"). And hey, while you're listening, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets ?!" Also, for all those Hallie fans out there, remember that our next streaming show "Three Men and a Hallie" has tickets on sale now! Wikipedia page for Under Paris Recommended in this episode: Maxxxine (2024) Longlegs (2024) Wolf's Hole (1987) Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bonus · Sat, July 13, 2024
FH Mini 107 - A Talk with Tom Holland!
No, not Spider-Man. He's a menace! A menace, I say! Instead we got the amazing opportunity to talk with the REAL Tom Holland -- the one 80s kids will remember -- the writer, director, or writer-director of horror movies and thrillers including Child's Play, Fright Night, Thinner, Class of 1984, Cloak & Dagger, Scream For Help, and Psycho II. As three nerds who grew up with this stuff, you can imagine how excited we were to talk to Mr. Holland, and he was just a delight! We hope you enjoy it as much as we all did.
Fri, July 12, 2024
Two Flop House ANNOUNCEMENTS!
Get tickets for our streaming show where the 3 of us and HALLIE HAGLUND discuss Three Men and a Baby! https://www.stagepilot.com/baby Subscribe to our NEWSLETTER! https://www.flophousepodcast.com/2024/06/subscribe-to-our-newsletter/
Sat, July 06, 2024
Ep.#428 - Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver
We had to do it. We had to return to that ol' Rebel Moon to see what happened to all our favorite space pals, like... uh... there was the one guy who trained like, a bird dragon? And, um... Lady Sword-haver? And Charlie Hu-- no, wait, he was killed in the first one because he was a traitor. There's definitely a Scargiver in this one, though. That one we're 100% on. Oh Zack Snyder. We wish we could quit you. But like, for serious. We're very tired. Have you subscribed to our new NEWSLETTER, "Flop Secrets?" Why not? Wikipedia page for Rebel Moon Part 2 Recommended in this episode: Last Man Standing (1995) Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) Liquid Sky (1982) Head to factormeals.com/flop50 and use code flop50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month.
Bonus · Sat, June 29, 2024
FH Mini 106 - Birthday Twins
Dan briefly confuses everybody with talk about Garfield , before steering the boys into a discussion of their birthday twins, and related films. (Just listen. It'll make sense. Eventually.) Check out Howell Dawdy (aka Producer Alex)’s new album!
Sat, June 22, 2024
Ep.#427 - Disclosure, with Meredith Scardino
We were super-excited to welcome Meredith Scardino, the brilliant writer of a billion comedy things , but most recently the creator and showrunner of the hilarious Girls5Eva . If you haven't watched, please ask yourself what you've been doing with your life, then run over to Netflix to correct your error. We'll wait. Once you're done, you'll be all the MORE excited to hear her discuss 1994's Disclosure , a film that (in the words of Dan's Letterboxd ) "Begins as a dumb and offensive sexual harassment thriller, then wisely pivots into an offensively dumb techno-thriller." But what do the other Peaches think? Listen and find out! Also, this episode is about a film featuring the iconic Donald Sutherland, who was still with us at the time of this recording, but who died just recently at the age of 88. We had nothing but good things to say about Mr. Sutherland, even in this silly movie, but for a more full-throated and lovely remembrance, check out this article by the great Matt Zoller Seitz . Disclaimer : we had some unfortunate tech issues at the top of the show, resulting in some worse than normal audio. DO NOT FRET — it clears up around minute 12, and producer Alex made it listenable, if not up to our usual standard. We’ve gotten some new equipment that will prevent similar issues in the future. Wikipedia page for Disclosure In-person tickets for our July 26th Boston show are SOLD OUT, but WBUR City Space is set up to livestream shows, and they're offering inexpensive tickets to watch the show LIVE online ! Please note that unlike FlopTV or our fully-produced Stage Pilot shows, this stream can only be watched LIVE, without a larger viewing window, and plan accordingly! Recommended in this episode: Asparagus (1979) Wheel of Fortune and Fantasy (2021) Fireworks (1997) Meredith: Satisfied (2024) Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bonus · Sat, June 15, 2024
FH Mini 105 - The Flop House Bar & Grill
Stuart brings a surprise guest, and a surprising new business venture for the Flop House. Catch us LIVE in Boston ! Check out Howell Dawdy (aka Producer Alex)'s new album! Right now, Aura has a great deal for Father’s Day. Listeners can save on the perfect gift by visiting AuraFrames.com to get $30-off on their best-selling frame. This deal ends June 18, so don’t wait! Use code FLOP at checkout to save.
Sat, June 08, 2024
Ep.#426 - Boat Trip, with Alonso Duralde
Alonso Duralde , of our sister Max Fun podcast Maximum Film and many other projects joins us to discuss something that is, technically, a film, and not a pile of feces. But it's a tough call! In honor of Pride Month and also Alonso's new book Hollywood Pride , our guest pitched us some bad LGBTQ+ themed movies, and (in lieu of trashing some failed films with their hearts in the right place) we decided to critique one of the most retrograde comedies of the 2000s: motherfucking Boat Trip . Did we regret this decision? Ask us when we're done crying and trying to wash off the stink. See us LIVE in July in Boston ! Wikipedia page for Boat Trip Recommended in this episode: Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) In A Violent Nature (2024) Raw Deal (1948) Gay USA (1977)
Bonus · Sat, June 01, 2024
FH Mini 104 - Computer Games
Elliott quizzes the other Flop House boyz (tm) about movies featuring modern society's biggest achievement and greatest bane -- computers! Catch us LIVE in Boston !
Bonus · Tue, May 28, 2024
The Flop House on The Novelizers
The Novelizers is a podcast that takes a beloved film, gives each scene to a TV comedy writer to novelize, and then gives those scenes to a comedian or actor to narrate. Plus interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film. This episode has a chapter WRITTEN BY DAN MCCOY and READ BY JOHN HODGMAN! It also features an improvised interview with some people who "worked on the Matrix" (actually ELLIOTT KALAN and DAN MCCOY PLAYING SILLY CHARACTERS!) It's a must-listen podcast CROSSOVER EVENT! Check out their other episodes!
Sat, May 25, 2024
Episode #425 - The Matrix: Revolutions
We're going into the matrix this week, in honor of Dan and Elliott's contributions to an upcoming episode of the very funny The Novelizers podcast , where comedy writers "novelize" part of a blockbuster movie from the past -- Dan wrote a "chapter" of the original The Matrix (read by our friend John Hodgman !), and he and Elliott appear on the episode playing characters who worked behind the scenes on the movie. Look for that soon, but in the meantime, enjoy this flashback discussion of The Matrix: Revolutions , our fourth-favorite Matrix movie. See us LIVE in July in Boston ! Wikipedia page for The Matrix: Revolutions Recommended in this episode: Hundreds of Beavers (2022) I Saw the TV Glow (2024) Regrouping (1976) Head to factormeals.com/flop50 and use code flop50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month.
Bonus · Sat, May 18, 2024
FH Mini 103 - Siskel & Ebert, with Matt Singer
We finally got our pal Matt Singer , author of the wonderful book Opposable Thumbs: How Siskel & Ebert Changed Movies Forever , on the show to talk about the team who defined movie criticism for a generation. Also Dan leads a silly Siskel & Ebert related half-game. Catch us LIVE in Boston ! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code FLOP at Manscaped.com .
Sat, May 11, 2024
Ep. #424 - Baby Geniuses, with Linda Holmes
We were so happy when we learned that Linda Holmes was a fan of the show , and even HAPPIER to get her on an episode! Were we equally happy to watch Baby Geniuses ? Well... you know... You can't always be happy all the time. Once you learn that, then YOU will be the true baby genius. This is the FINAL WEEKEND you can watch our SPEED 2 live show , VOD, before it goes away on Sunday, May 19 at 11:59PM ET! But if you prefer your live shows really live, there's still stuff coming up! We’ve got some May shows for you, in Oxford, England , as well as one a July appearance in Boston ! Wikipedia page for Baby Geniuses Recommended in this episode: Ratcatcher (1999) Challengers (2024) Being Two Isn't Easy (1962) Body Heat (1981) Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bonus · Sat, May 04, 2024
FH Mini 102 - The Films of Larry Cohen
Inspired by his recent trip with Dan to catch The Ambulance at a local rep screening (part of the Ridiculous/Sublime series programmed by our old pal Cristina ) Stuart runs through a brief installment of Missed That Movie (tm) before leading a discussion of the works of low-middle-budget maestro Larry Cohen , he of the grabby premise and wild performances. There's much discussion of trailers to Cohen's films, so if you wanna watch, check the show notes below! If you missed the premiere of our SPEED 2 live show , fear not! You can watch (or rewatch) until Sunday, May 19 at 11:59PM ET! And if you happen to prefer your live shows really live, we’ve got shows for you, in Oxford, England! As well as one just announced, in Boston! Links for LARRY COHEN TRAILERS! Everything discussed in this episode, plus some bonus ones! The Ambulance It's Alive It Lives Again It's Alive III: Island of the Alive God Told Me To Q: The Winged Serpent Full Moon High The Stuff A Return To Salem's Lot Maniac Cop Maniac Cop 2 Masters of Horror: Pick Me Up Phone Booth Cellular Messages Deleted Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code FLOP at <a href="https://linkprotect.cudasvc.com/url?a=http%3a%2f%2fmanscaped.com%2f&c=E,1,9vP4oZeSjezCkvuG9kMn9UeXGS4bBrGFYsOjIvhg7ZNklJh0k
Sat, April 27, 2024
Ep. #423 - Argylle
What is the secret to Argylle ?!? Is the CAT the spy? Did Taylor Swift write it?!? Is it the obvious twist that Dan guessed after a moment of thought having only seen the trailer?!? Is it that it doesn't work at all as a movie, but at least it's not as relentlessly boring as a lot of Flop House topics?!? It's definitely at least two of those things! Tonight is our SPEED 2 live show , and tickets are still available! All 3 of us will be IN THE CHAT, watching along, tonight! BUT if you can't join us, you can watch (or rewatch) until Sunday, May 19 at 11:59PM ET! And if you happen to prefer your live shows really live? We’ve got LIVE SHOWS for you, in Oxford, England! Plus the colonies get their own NEW one, just announced, in Boston ! Wikipedia page for Argylle Recommended in this episode: I'm 'George Lucas': A Connor Ratliff Story (2024) Turn Every Page: The Adventures of Robert Caro and Robert Gottlieb (2022) Zone of Interest (2023) The Eagle Shooting Heroes (1993) Get 30% off your first order, plus free shipping today at Microdose.com , promo code FLOP. Aura has a great deal for Mother’s Day. Listeners can save on the perfect gift by visiting AuraFrames.com to get $30-off plus free shipping on their best-selling frame. That’s A-U-R-A Frames.com. Use code FLOP at checkout to save.
Bonus · Sat, April 20, 2024
FH Mini 101 - The Razzies Are Always Wrong
In honor of Elliott's long-lost blog critiquing the Oscars, and in honor of the Criterion Channel's recent "Razzie" collection , and in dishonor of the Razzies themselves , Dan guides the intrepid flop team through past winners of America's foremost bad movie awards, and why they're always wrong wrong wrong. We partnered with StagePilot to film our SPEED 2 live show as a streaming event ! The debut is Saturday, April 27th at 7PM ET, and the three hosts will be IN THE CHAT at that time, BUT THERE IS ALSO A VIEWING WINDOW — watch or rewatch any time between the debut and Sunday, May 19 at 11:59PM ET! And if you happen to prefer your live shows really live, and happen to live in or near OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you! Head to factormeals.com/flop50 and use code flop50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code FLOP at Manscaped.com
Sat, April 13, 2024
Ep. #422 - Road House (2024)
FINALLY after suffering through all of those bad movies, we get a treat! Patrick Swayze's Ro... what? What's that we're hearing? It's the remake? Goddamn it. Well maybe Road House 2024 will have some charms of its own. I guess y'all will need to listen to find out. We partnered with StagePilot and their talented crew to film our SPEED 2 live show as a streaming event ! The debut is Saturday, April 27th at 7PM ET, and the three hosts will be IN THE CHAT watching along with viewers at that time, BUT THERE IS ALSO A VIEWING WINDOW — folks can rewatch or watch for the first time anywhere between the debut and Sunday, May 19 at 11:59PM ET! And if you happen to prefer your live shows really live, and happen to live in or near OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you! Wikipedia page for Road House Recommended in this episode: Clifford (1994) Prison (1987) On the Silver Globe (1988) The Prowler (1951) Head to FACTORMEALS.com/flop50 and use code flop50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code FLOP at Manscaped.com .
Bonus · Sat, April 06, 2024
FH Mini 100! - Elliott Looks Back
Elliott takes a look back at 100 Flop House minis, and that is absolutely the only thing that happens, and no special guest arrives with any particular fixation on sandworm-related science fiction. We partnered with StagePilot and their talented crew to film our SPEED 2 live show as a streaming event ! The debut is Saturday, April 27th at 7PM ET, and the three hosts will be IN THE CHAT watching along with viewers at that time, BUT THERE IS ALSO A VIEWING WINDOW -- folks can rewatch or watch for the first time anywhere between the debut and Sunday, May 19 at 11:59PM ET! And if you happen to prefer your live shows really live, and happen to live in or near OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you! Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain
Sat, March 30, 2024
Ep. #421 - Sonic the Hedgehog 2, with Jamelle Bouie
Yet again, we steal a few hours Jamelle could be using to write something smart for The New York Times , to discuss his REAL passion: movies about hedgehogs. Yes, Sonic 2 was a big hit with mixed reviews, but how good is it really ? The answer may not surprise you! Also, this is our final episode in MaxFun drive 2024 - if you were intending to join, but just forgot, there's still time! Do you live in OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you ! And if you DON’T live in the UK, you can still see our SPEED 2 live show as a streaming event ! Current Max Fun members should have gotten an email with a code for discount tickets. New members will get their code very soon! Wikipedia page for Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Recommended in this episode: Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker (1981) Immaculate (2024) Bernice Bobs Her Hair (1976) Broadcast News (1987)
Sat, March 23, 2024
Ep. #420 - Madame Web, with Zhubin Parang
We welcome our old friend Zhubin Parang back to the main feed after years of only joining us for our FlopTales RPG series (available as bonus content for Max Fun members: join here !) -- and for such an auspicious return we had to pick an extra-special movie: Madame Web , which some have hailed as the "Cats" of superhero movies. Does it reach those heights? Who knows. But it's surely the most enjoyably-silly of Sony's Spider-Man without Spider-Man universe. We hope you enjoy it, and thanks to all who support us by becoming a member of Maximum Fun during this Max Fun Drive. Do you live in or around BROOKLYN, NEW YORK or OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you ! And if you DON'T live in either of those places you can still see our SPEED 2 live show as a professionally-shot streaming event ! Current Max Fun members should have gotten an email with a code for discount tickets. New members will get their code after the Max Fun Drive! Wikipedia page for Madame Web Recommended in this episode: Desperately Seeking Susan (1985) Deadloch (2023) Love Lies Bleeding (2024) Testament (1983) Hit The Road (2021)
Bonus · Wed, March 20, 2024
Flop House 2024 BoCo TEASER!
Hear a teaser of this year's bonus episode about SPAWN (1997), as well as a rundown of some of our other bonus content from the past and planned for the future, all available to Maximum Fun members who support the show at the $5 a month or more tier.
Bonus · Mon, March 18, 2024
Go Fact Yourself #MaxFunDrive Kick-off Spectacular featuring Jackie Kashian, Jeremy Bent, John Moe, and Dan McCoy
This special network wide event is a celebration of The MaxFunDrive! If you’d like to support podcasts you love for just $5 a month and get bonus gifts in the process, go to maximumfun.org/join . We’re kicking off the most exciting time of the year for the MaxFun Network with a trivia game show featuring hosts from tons of great podcasts. J. Keith van Straaten and Helen Hong from “ Go Fact Yourself ” are joined by: Jackie Kashian -“ The Jackie and Laurie Show ” Jeremy Bent -“ Eurovangelists ” John Moe - “ Depresh Mode with John Moe ” and “Sleeping With Celebrities” and y'all in the Flop House feed know Dan already!
Bonus · Sat, March 16, 2024
FH Mini 99 - The Peach Pit Welcomes Hallie!
Stuart returns from Australia to spring everyone's favorite podcast about the podcast The Flop House on an unsuspecting Hallie-- and also, somehow, muscle himself into an episode in the past? Do you live in or around BROOKLYN, NEW YORK or OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you ! MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now and get access to bonus content by becoming a member at maximumfun.org/join .
Sat, March 09, 2024
Ep. #419 - Cat Person, with Hallie Haglund
Stuart was antipodes-bound, for his Australian rambles, when we taped this one, but fear not! In his absence we recruited Hallie Haglund , noted STAR OF THE SHOW to discuss Cat Person with us, and thank god we did, because left to our own devices, we doubt that two dudes would be quite as effective at exploring the dissection of gender w/r/t hetero dating relationships that Cat Person brings to the table (straight from the hit New Yorker short story of the same name ). Did we do it justice? Only one way to find out! Do you live in or around BROOKLYN, NEW YORK or OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you Wikipedia page for Cat Person Recommended in this episode: Waitress: The Musical (2023) One, Two, Three (1961) The River (1951) Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/ FLOP . Head to Squarespace.com/FLOP for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use offer code: FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.”
Sat, March 02, 2024
Ep. #418 - Cool as Ice, LIVE
We're gearing up for Max Fun Drive pretty soon (3/18-29), so as a reminder of why you love us so SO much, instead of a regularly-scheduled mini we're dropping ANOTHER full live episode from our recent west coast tour! This one was taped at the Aladdin in Portland, in front of one of the hottest crowds we've ever been blessed with, discussing one of the silliest movies we've ever discussed -- the Vanilla Ice starrer Cool As Ice ! Wikipedia page for Cool as Ice Here's a special, ( limited time ) deal for our listeners. Right now get 50% off a ONE-TIME PAYMENT FOR A LIFETIME Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at Babbel.com/FLOP .
Sat, February 24, 2024
Ep.#417 - Exorcist: Believer
It takes a brave creative team to give Exorcist II: The Heretic a run for its money as worst "Exorcist" film, but at least part two was lovably batshit and a work of care and pearsonal vision, even if that vision was really weird. Exorcist: Believer on the other hand? Oof. You'll have to listen to find out. Do you live in or around BROOKLYN, NEW YORK or OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you ! Wikipedia page for Exorcist: Believer Recommended in this episode: Sorcerer (1977) Dicks: The Musical (2023) Carrie (1952) Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/ FLOP . Head to Squarespace.com/FLOP for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use offer code: FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.”
Bonus · Sat, February 17, 2024
FH Mini 98 - In the Public Domain
Elliott uses the occasion of Steamboat Willie entering the public domain to explore other free IP we could mine for dollars. Do you live in or around BROOKLYN, NEW YORK or OXFORD, ENGLAND? We've got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you ! Get 55% off a Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/ FLOP . Get 30% off your first order, plus free shipping today at Microdose.com , promo code FLOP.
Bonus · Wed, February 14, 2024
Flop House ANNOUNCEMENT - LIVE IN ENGLAND
If you go over to https://www.flophousepodcast.com/events/ you’ll see some exciting new live shows! We’re going to the UK for the first time, with TWO shows in Oxford, England, on May 24th at Oxford Town Hall, as part of the brand new Saint Audio Podcast Festival. The early show is at 7pm and the late one’s at 9pm and we’ll be discussing different movies at each one: The Avengers (from 1998 starring Ralph Finnes and Uma Thurman), and Spice World starring the Spice Girls! So, again, go over to https://www.flophousepodcast.com/events/ for all the information and ticket links for those shows in Oxford, England on May 24th (and one in Brooklyn, NY on March 31st!)
Sat, February 10, 2024
Ep. #416 - Cobra, LIVE!
We're giving you one more live show from our recent west coast tour, before returning to regular "in studio" episodes next week. Please enjoy our discussion of perhaps Sylvester Stallone's grimiest, most 80's action movie, Cobra , recorded live at the Rio Theater in Vancouver, British Columbia. Wikipedia page for Cobra
Sat, February 03, 2024
Ep. #415 - Gigli, LIVE from SF Sketchfest!
In case you hadn't heard through one of our many annoying-but-necessary-to-our-livelihood plugs, The Flop House has been on tour! That's why, instead of getting a normal Flop House mini, on this mini-saturday, you're getting this slightly-shorter FULL EPISODE! Recorded live at Cobb's Comedy Club (who were so nice to us) as part of San Francisco Sketchfest, here's our discussion of legendary 2003 megabomb, Gigli !
Sat, January 27, 2024
Ep.#414 - Kangaroo Jack
We're currently on the road as part of our "Errors Tour," so we don't have many show notes other than to say for this episode we flashed back to legendary bad movie Kangaroo Jack , and it's a hot one! Want to see our faces? You have a few more days 'til the end of January to check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV , or you could get tickets to see us in Los Angeles on Sunday 1/28. Wikipedia page for Kangaroo Jack Recommended in this episode: Dr. Caligari (1989) The Iron Claw (2023) The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017) Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/ FLOP
Bonus · Sat, January 20, 2024
FH Mini 97 - The Theatrical Experience
Stuart leads the gang in a general discussion about going OUT to the movies, where the popcorn is extra oily and heartbreak feels good. Get tickets for a stop on our January 2024 West Coast Tour. Get 55% off a Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/ FLOP .
Sat, January 13, 2024
Ep.#413 - Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire
Zack Snyder, we just can't seem to quit you. Not out of any particular affection, but because you just won't stop making movies. This one (technically) qualifies. We talk about Star W -- sorry, " Rebel Moon. " Want to see our faces? Check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV , or get tickets for a stop on our January 2024 West Coast Tour. Wikipedia page for Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire Recommended in this episode: Caine Mutiny Court Martial (2023) Anatomy of a Fall (2023) You Are Not I (1981)
Bonus · Sat, January 06, 2024
FH Mini 96 - The Flop House Autofill Interview
Dan got tired and decided to have Google do his homework for him. Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here! Or get tickets for a stop on our January 2024 West Coast Tour. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, December 30, 2023
Ep. #412 - Leave the World Behind
Apologies for the slightly slow appearance of this episode. Holidays, travels, and sickness all played a part, but it's here now! We discuss the latest Netflix hit(?) and one of Obama's favorite movies of the year (?!?) Leave the World Behind ! Want to see our faces? Check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV , or get tickets for a stop on our January 2024 West Coast Tour. Wikipedia page for Leave the World Behind Recommended in this episode: May December You Hurt My Feelings Born to Dance
Bonus · Sat, December 23, 2023
FH Mini 95 - The Best Christmas Podcast Ever
Elliott quizzes Dan on the nativity story, so they can modernize it into a hit blockbuster. Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here! Get tickets for a stop on our January 2024 West Coast Tour. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping. Check out Squarespace.com/FLOP for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Sat, December 16, 2023
Ep. #411 - Santa with Muscles, with Alonso Duralde
You've heard about Santa, but have you heard about SANTA WITH MUSCLES ? No? Well, that's probably for the best, but we discuss it anyway, with the aid of our ace Christmas correspondent, Mr. Alonso Duralde , who's become a holiday tradition around these parts. Want to see our faces? Check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV , or get tickets for a stop on our January 2024 West Coast Tour. Wikipedia page for Santa with Muscles Recommended in this episode: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year (2008) (For fans of cheesy Xmas movies) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) When Evil Lurks (2023) The Holdovers (2023) Godzilla Minus One (2023) L'immensità (2022) Head to FACTORMEALS.com/flop50 and use code flop50 to get 50% off. Is your cat food giving back to cats in need? Smalls is, so if you want to give Smalls a try and ditch kibble forever, head to Smalls.com/FLOP and use promo code FLOP at checkout for 50 % off your first order PLUS free shipping!
Bonus · Sat, December 09, 2023
FH Mini 94 - Outside the Actors Studio - Val Kilmer
The Iceman cometh! Stuart takes us on a tour through some highlights in the career of Val Kilmer, an actor that fascinates him. Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here! Get tickets for a stop on our January 2024 West Coast Tour. Check Out Squarespace.com/FLOP for a free trial of Squarespace and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: FLOP to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Give the best gift ever this holiday season. Visit AuraFrames.com today and get 30 dollars off their best-selling frames with the code FLOP
Sat, December 02, 2023
Ep. #410 - The Flash
We come not to praise the DCCU, but to bury it. Except not TOO aggressively, because there's some okay stuff in here. We dunno. It's complicated. Just listen to us discuss one of the multiple multiverse superhero films, and arguably the least noteable: The Flash ! Check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV! Wikipedia page for The Flash Recommended in this episode: Dream Scenario (2023) Saltburn (2023) The Human Condition Trilogy (1959-61) Is your cat food giving back to cats in need? Smalls is, so if you want to give Smalls a try and ditch kibble forever, head to Smalls.com/FLOP and use promo code FLOP at checkout for 50% off your first order PLUS free shipping! Get 55% off your Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at Babbel.com/FLOP
Bonus · Tue, November 28, 2023
Full West Coast Tour Details!
FLOP HOUSE "ERRORS" TOUR All west coast dates, movies, and ticket links! Vancouver - Cobra - 1/24/24 Portland - Cool As Ice - 1/25/24 SF - Gigli - 1/26/24 LA - Spawn - 1/28/24
Bonus · Sat, November 25, 2023
FH Mini 93 - Happy Thanksgiving
Dan has assembled a cinematic feast, for Elliott and Stu to fill their plates. Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here! Get tickets for a stop on our January 2024 West Coast Tour. To get our exclusive discount off your NordVPN plan + 4 months for free- go to https://nordvpn.com/flophouse - It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!
Sat, November 18, 2023
Ep.#409 - Mafia Mamma, with Hallie Haglund
When a film hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a-mamma. Christmas came early for Stuart this year, as we FINALLY get to discuss his new favorite movie, Mafia Mamma . And to sweeten the deal, everyone's favorite Flop House sometime-co-host and star of the show, Hallie Haglund, dropped by to join in the fun! Not to put any of our other shows down, but THIS IS A GOOD ONE, FOLKS. Wikipedia page for Mafia Mamma Recommended in this episode: A Haunting in Venice (2023) Suitable Flesh (2023) Property (2022) You Can Count On Me (2000)
Bonus · Sat, November 11, 2023
FH Mini 92 - Auntie War
In honor of Veteran's Day, Elliott does the obvious thing -- talk about aunts in film. Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here! To get our exclusive discount off your NordVPN plan + 4 months for free- go to https://nordvpn.com/flophouse - It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!
Sat, November 04, 2023
Ep.#408 - Waterworld, with Todd Vaziri
Special effects WIZARD Todd Vaziri joins us to discuss a flop so EPIC it had multiple nicknames about how it was a flop (but still has some pretty great special effects). That's right, we're discussing 1995's infamous bomb: Waterworld ! And don't worry, fans of more recent bad movie discussion -- next episode we leap Back to the Present with a discussion of Mafia Mamma. Check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV! If you want to help out crew members and others affected by the SAG/AFTRA strike, you can Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here . The Wikipedia page for Waterworld Recommended in this episode: Blackberry (2023) Past Lives (2023) Heartburn (1986)
Sat, October 28, 2023
FH Mini 91 – Best Horror Villains, Part 2
We wrap up our discussion ranking the iconic horror movie villains — and the winner may surprise you! Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund , to support those still affected by the SAG/AFTRA strike.
Sat, October 21, 2023
Ep. #407 - Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
We're currently on the road for our L.A. live shows, so the notes for this Shocktober week are a little abbreviated -- we watched Friday the 13th, Part VIII -- Jason Takes Manhattan ! Check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV! If you want to help out crew members and others affected by the SAG/AFTRA strike, you can Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here . The Wikipedia page for Jason Takes Manhattan Recommended in this episode: Alien: Resurrection (1997) The Blackening (2022) Ravenous (1999) To get our exclusive discount off your NordVPN plan + 4 months for free- go to https://nordvpn.com/flophouse - It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!"
Bonus · Sat, October 14, 2023
FH Mini 91 - Best Horror Villains, Part 1
Stuart leads Dan and Elliott in a discussion ranking the iconic horror movie villains -- and the conversation was so fruitful, we decided to split it in two parts, with the second to come later this Shocktober! Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund , to support those still affected by the SAG/AFTRA strike. To get our exclusive discount off your NordVPN plan + 4 months for free- go to https://nordvpn.com/flophouse - It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!"
Sat, October 07, 2023
Ep. #406 - Ghoulies
Well, they said they'd get us in the end, and I guess they were right! We couldn't avoid those little beasties anymore, and decided to kick off our 80's flashback Shocktober with the oft-mentioned, but never fully discussed tiny creature feature Ghoulies ! If you live in Los Angeles, you can get tix for your choice of TWO live shows at Vidiots on 10/19 . And if you prefer watching us from the comfort of home, check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV! If you want to help out crew members and others affected by the SAG/AFTRA strike, you can Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here . The Wikipedia page for Ghoulies Recommended in this episode: No One Will Save You (2023) The Birdcage (1996) Late Autumn (1960)
Bonus · Sat, September 30, 2023
FH Mini 90 - Cruising Along, with Jonathan Coulton and Paul Sabourin
We welcome singer-songwriter Jonathan Coulton and Paul Sabourin of Paul and Storm to talk about cruise ship movies, in honor of their annual seagoing nerdfest, the JoCo Cruise ! Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund , to support those still affected by the SAG/AFTRA strike.
Sat, September 23, 2023
Ep.#405 - The Legend of the Roller Blade Seven
We're having an absolutely legendary Smalltember. First we covered The Legend of the Titanic , and now we're looking into The Legend of the Roller Blade Seven . Apparently they're legendary, but forgive us for being unfamiliar until now. It was made using a system RB7 star/co-writer/producer Scott Shaw dubbed "Zen Filmmaking." According to his wiki, this is a "style of filmmaking where no screenplay and scripts are used in the creation of a movie." We'll see if getting zen delivers a good movie, or whether it's better to... y'know... write things out and plan them ahead of time. If you live in Los Angeles, you can get tix for your choice of TWO live shows at Vidiots on 10/19 . And if you prefer watching us from the comfort of home, check out more info about our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV! Due to the ongoing WGA – SAG/AFTRA strikes, we’re hitting pause on current releases, and focusing on some films 90’s kids might remember. If you want to help out crew members and others supported by the entertainment strikes, you can Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here . The Wikipedia page for The Roller Blade Seven Recommended in this episode: The Dark Backward (1991) Root (board game) American Boy (1978) Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, September 16, 2023
FH Mini 89 - Screen Gems
Elliott quizzes Dan and Stu on cinematic treasures. We’ve changed how we’re running FLOP TV — now all of the shows will be up until late January, so that even if you buy a season pass late in the season, you’ll have access to EVERY episode until then. You can buy tickets here! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund , to support those affected by the WGA strike.
Sat, September 09, 2023
Ep.#404 - The Legend of the Titanic
Due to the ongoing WGA - SAG/AFTRA strikes, we’re hitting pause on current releases, and focusing on some films 90’s kids will remember. And while we doubt most Smalltember(vember?) movies are union signatories, we decided to keep the train a rollin' anyway and make this a 90s flashback Smalltember ! We kick it off with 1999's Italian-Korean-American co-production The Legend of the Titanic -- a bizarre attempt to cash in on James Cameron 1997 mega-blockbuster Titanic , in the form of an animated film featuring a similar star-crossed romance, but with a lot more talking animals. Check out more info about our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike. The Wikipedia page for The Legend of the Titanic Recommended in this episode: Doctor Death (1989) Blow Out (1981) The Murder of Mr Devil (1970) Rouge (1987)
Bonus · Sat, September 02, 2023
FH Mini 88 - Motion Picture Puzzle Palace
Stuart provides puzzling problems to perplex his perspicacious pals. We’ve changed how we’re running FLOP TV — now all of the shows will be up until late January, so that even if you buy a season pass late in the season, you’ll have access to EVERY episode until then. You can buy tickets here! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund , to support those affected by the WGA strike.
Sat, August 26, 2023
Ep.#403 - Wild Wild West
Due to the ongoing refusal of the AMPTP to negotiate in good faith with the WGA or with our union brothers and sisters in SAG/AFTRA, we’re hitting pause on discussing current releases, and focusing on some films 90’s kids will remember. This week, we talk Wild Wild West (the 1999 movie version of the 60's sci-fi western TV show) a blockbuster mega-bomb that nearly ended multiple careers! Check out more info about our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike. The wiki-wild Wikipedia page for wiki-Wild Wild West Recommended in this episode: Caché (2005) How To Blow Up A Pipeline (2022) Marjoe (1972)
Sat, August 19, 2023
FH Mini 87 - Jim Possible?
Dan walks Elliott and Stuart through some of the 90s output of critically-reviled actor Jim Belushi, trying to answer the question, "what would make a Jim Belushi movie appealing to you?" We've changed how we're running FLOP TV -- now all of the shows will be up until late January, so that even if you buy a season pass late in the season, you'll have access to EVERY episode until then. You can buy tickets here! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund , to support those affected by the WGA strike.
Sat, August 12, 2023
Ep.#402 - The Net
Due to the ongoing refusal of the AMPTP to negotiate in good faith with the WGA or with our union brothers and sisters in SAG/AFTRA, we've decided to hit pause on discussing more current releases, since (in our own bizarro way) it could promote that work. Instead, we're using this opportunity to go back in time and discuss some silly releases from the past, starting out with some films 90's kids will remember. This week, we're discussing 1995's Sandra Bullock techno-thriller The Net , a movie about the horrors of the internet that seemed prescient and terrifying at the time, and now just seems kind of goofy, considering that the horrors of the internet were way different than those it imagines. Check out more info about our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike. Wikipedia page for The Net Recommended in this episode: Camera Man, by Dana Stevens (a cultural biography of Buster Keaton) Dressed to Kill (1980) Sing and Like It (1934) Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, August 05, 2023
FH Mini 86 - Watch Which?
Elliott points out that, pre-Barbenheimer, two big movies had frequently been released on the same day. It's true! You can look it up! He runs Dan and Stu through a battle of wits, exploring other mismatched matchups from cinema past. Tonight's the premiere night of FLOP TV, and you can buy tickets here! If you can't watch tonight, you have a two week viewing window to catch up at your leisure! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike.
Sat, July 29, 2023
Ep. #401 - Book Club: The Next Chapter
When last we saw our book club pals , they were getting all horned up and making life changes based on 50 Shades of Grey . Now that they're reading The Alchemist, we can only assume they're out there exerting their control over the elements. Join us as we explore this exciting new addition to the "Jane Fonda hangs out with 3 other elderly actresses" cinematic universe! Check out more info about our upcoming season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike. Wikipedia page for Book Club: The Next Chapter Recommended in this episode: The Girl Chewing Gum (1976) hammocks tank tops Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, July 22, 2023
FH Mini 85 - The Peach Pit 3: Art & Coffee
Stuart brings back the Peach Pit, everyone's favorite after-show about The Flop House, to quiz The Original Peaches about our opinions on fine art and answer a few questions straight from Stu's DMs. Check out more info about our upcoming season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, July 15, 2023
Ep. #400 - Troll 2
It's a goddamn milestone -- 400 mainline episodes over 16 years of The Flop House! (And that's not counting all of the FH Minis, and the Movie Minutes of yore!) Thus, we took a break from our usual modus operandi of watching less-artistically-successful modern movies, and we treated ourselves with one of the classics of the bad movie canon (so much so that it's the topic of the extremely enjoyable documentary Best Worst Movie ). That's right: we're talking about TROLL 2 , the film that has absolutely nothing to do with the original Troll other than a title and a fondness for rubber creatures!! It's been memed! It's been giffed! And now it's been Flop Housed! Check out more info about our upcoming season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets! Wikipedia page for Troll 2 Movies recommended in this episode: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) No Hard Feelings (2023) Little Murders (1971) Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Fri, July 14, 2023
Flop House Classics - Fateful Findings
In honor of our upcoming 400th episode, we're picking some classics to revisit! Dan introduces FATEFUL FINDINGS, the film that introduced us to Neil Breen. Originally released as episode 187 on 09.19.2015 -- **apologies for any sound issues/wrongheaded past statements-- we hope to have improved since then!
Bonus · Wed, July 12, 2023
Flop House Classic - Stolen
In honor of our upcoming 400th episode, we're picking some classics to revisit! Stu introduces STOLEN , one of our faves from St. Nicholas Cage. Originally released as episode 124 on 04.20.2013 -- **apologies for any sound issues/wrongheaded past statements-- we hope to have improved since then!
Bonus · Mon, July 10, 2023
Flop House Classic - No Deposit
In honor of our upcoming 400th episode, we're picking some classics to revisit! Elliott introduces NO DEPO$IT , the film that introduced us to Frank D'Angelo. Originally released as episode 212 on 09.03.2016 -- **apologies for any sound issues/wrongheaded past statements-- we hope to have improved since then!
Bonus · Sat, July 08, 2023
FH Mini 84 - The Peach Boys Smile
Dan leads Elliott and Stuart in a discussion of the non-movie things they do to stay happy and sane. (But don't worry, film fans -- there's still plenty of movie talk scattered around. We can't help ourselves!) Check out more info about our upcoming season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike, if you’re so inclined. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, July 01, 2023
Ep. #399 The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Is this the most popular, highest-grossing movie we've ever done? Possibly! We're too lazy to put in the legwork to check. Why don't YOU do it, for a school project about statistics or economics or some shit. Anyway, the point is, we used the "or CRITICAL flop" loophole (42 on Metacritc) so we could watch The Super Mario Bros. Movie . Don't at us. Or do, whatever, we're not your dad. Wikipedia page for The Super Mario Bros. Movie Movies recommended in this episode: Women Talking (2022) We Are Who We Are (2020) Larks on a String (1969) Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, June 24, 2023
FH Mini 83 - Top 10 Sexiest Gremlins, with Brendan Hay
Executive Producer of the all-new animated series Gremlins: Secrets of the Mogwai (and our pal) Brendan Hay joins us, for Elliott's canonical sexiness rankings of those compact green snacks, the grembleings. Check out more info about our upcoming season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike, if you’re so inclined. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, June 17, 2023
Ep.#398 - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
We've talked about the Sony corner of Marvel more than once , but the relative high quality of MCU movies has saved them from our scrutiny... until now! What did we make of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania , a film whose very title is a pain in the ass to type out for these show notes? Listen to find out! Wikipedia page for Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania Movies recommended in this episode: Torque (2004) What's Love Got To Do With It (1993) Miami Blues (1990) Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, June 10, 2023
FH Mini 82 – Tuboy Talkin' Tube to 2 Dudes Today, Yes Way 2
It's exactly what it says in the title. What could possibly be clearer? Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike, if you’re so inclined. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, June 03, 2023
Ep# 397 - 65
It's got Adam Driver! It's got dinosaurs! It's got a numerical title that sounds like a sports biopic and makes the title of this podcast episode look confusing! What more do you want? Well, it turns out that 65 needs a LITTLE more than all that to be a real movie, but at least it's out there trying. Wikipedia page for 65 Movies recommended in this episode: Beau Is Afraid (2023) Air (2023) Park Row (1952) Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, May 27, 2023
FH Mini 81 - The Field House
Elliott, mega-sporto that he is, challenges Stuart and Dan to see who's the number one sports movie fan. Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike, if you’re so inclined.
Sat, May 20, 2023
Episode #396 - 80 for Brady
We watch a film about four octogenarian women going to the Super Bowl, because apparently that's a full concept for a movie these days? Like, just... older people seeing football? That's a movie? Anyway, it's called 80 for Brady and we watched it. One of us even liked it, so if you enjoy listening to the other two being dumbfounded, this is the episode for you. Wikipedia page for 80 for Brady Movies recommended in this episode: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023) Evil Dead Rise (2023) The Hellstrom Chronicle (1971) Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, May 13, 2023
FH Mini 80 - Behind the Scenes
After a little talk about the writers' strike ( donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , if you're so inclined), Dan takes us behind the scenes at Flop House HQ.
Sat, May 06, 2023
Episode #395 - The Pope's Exorcist
You wanna movie about Russell Crowe, he drive around on a Vespa, maybe getta rid of some demons? Ho boy, The Pope's Exorcist gonna make something real nice for you! That's right, we all took field trips for a rare Flop House in the aisles (although who knows if The Pope's Exorcist will still be playing in any theaters by the time this comes out)! Wikipedia page for The Pope's Exorcist Movies recommended in this episode: The Pope's Exorcist The Witch: Part 1 - The Subversion The Witch: Part 2 - The Other One The Appointments of Dennis Jennings
Bonus · Sat, April 29, 2023
FH Mini 79 - Trailer Time in Teasertown
Stuart runs us through some of those tantalizing, teasing trailers. Streaming TICKETS for THE FLOP HOUSE BATTLES BATTLEFIELD EARTH still available! Here's a playlist of all the trailers we discuss in this episode! Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, April 22, 2023
Episode #394 - Your Place or Mine, with Hallie Haglund
Yeah yeah yeah, Ashton Kutcher and Reese Witherspoon, whatever, let's talk about REAL STAR POWER -- Hallie Haglund ! Hallie's back! HALLIE! HALLIE! HALLIE! She joins us to discuss our second romcom in a row: Your Place or Mine , a nonsensical romp about a week-long accountancy course, and also love. TICKETS for THE FLOP HOUSE BATTLES BATTLEFIELD EARTH ! The show premieres TONIGHT , April 22, and will be viewable for two weeks thereafter! Wikipedia page for Your Place or Mine Movies recommended in this episode: The Movie Orgy Puss in Boots: The Last Wish The Ascent Alice, Darling (Hallie has RECANTED this recommendation after seeing the full movie) Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, April 15, 2023
FH Mini 78 - Don't Mess With Taxes
Elliott guides us in a cinematic celebration of everyone's favorite holiday -- tax day! Streaming TICKETS for THE FLOP HOUSE BATTLES BATTLEFIELD EARTH now available! Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, April 08, 2023
Episode #393 - Ticket to Paradise
Huh. Traditionally, one gets TWO tickets to paradise, but I guess we didn't get a plus one. You know what? Climb into our luggage, so you can join us as we discuss Ticket to Paradise , a holdover from an earlier era when we still had movie stars, and used them to paper over not having much else. Streaming TICKETS for THE FLOP HOUSE BATTLES BATTLEFIELD EARTH now available! Wikipedia page for Ticket to Paradise Movies recommended in this episode: John Wick: Chapter 4 Michael Clayton Chameleon Street Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Mon, April 03, 2023
Streaming Show Announcement - Battlefield Earth!
We interrupt our usual feed for a special announcement! For the first time EVER we're bringing one of our live stage shows worldwide, via the magic of the web. We've done special webstream events before, of course, but this will be a professionally shot and fully edited taping of our most recent in-person live show, available to watch online! Did you REALLY want to see us discuss BATTLEFIELD EARTH, one of the most notorious flops of all time, but you don't live in/couldn't make it to Brooklyn? Now you can, with all the stage presentations and performances intact! VIP online meet-and-greet packages are also available, if you wanna check in and chat with us, as well as limited edition merch, and if you watch during one of the programmed screening times, we'll all be in the chat watching along and commenting with you. (But don't worry if you can't do those specific times -- the event will stay available within the viewing window for you to watch at your leisure.) All of the details and links to purchase tickets at: https://www.flophousepodcast.com/stream
Bonus · Sat, April 01, 2023
FH Mini 77 - The Flop House: Movie Doctors
As a thank-you for everyone who became a new or upgrading member during Max Fun Drive 2023 or has been a sustaining member for years, we've provided some bespoke movie recommendations for some fortunate listeners who reached out in response to our call! (If we didn't get to yours this time around, fear not! We hope to do more in the future.) If you haven't become a member yet, this is an amnesty weekend! There's still time! You haven't missed it! Boy, you there, what day is it today? Today? Why it's Max Fun Day, sir! Become a member and support the podcasts you love at maximumfun.org/join ! If you're in Brooklyn, see this in time, and there are still tix left, come see us at The Bell House on April 2 !
Sat, March 25, 2023
Episode #392 - The Bubble
It's Max Fun Drive time (if you haven't already, please consider becoming a member of Maximum Fun and supporting The Flop House), and we decided to give ourselves a real challenge for this one -- we watched the Judd Apatow "hey maybe there's something funny about this pandemic" Netflix all-star "comedy" The Bubble . Did it make our heads explode with exasperated fury? Listen to find out! Wikipedia page for The Bubble Movies recommended in this episode: Psycho II (1983) Light of Day (1987) Day for Night (1973) The Heroic Trio (1993)
Bonus · Tue, March 21, 2023
Greatest Trek! A Crossover Mess-Around
Adam and Ben from Greatest Trek joined us recently to record some bonus content that should be available for members in the Max Fun 2023 boco feed. We had fun, so we also recorded this little hangout of us messing around. We promote the bonus ep (a discussion of Airplane II: The Sequel, a film that does not "star" William Shatner, no matter what people might have you believe), talk a little about podcasting, and encourage folks to become members of max fun, at maximumfun.org/join . Sure, it's essentially just kind of a long advertisement for Maximum Fun, but it's a funny, profane one, with a lot of fucking around. Hey, some people watch the Super Bowl for the ads!
Bonus · Sun, March 19, 2023
FH Mini 76 - The Peach Pit, MFD Edition
Stuart takes us through another episode of " The Peach Pit ," everyone's favorite after-show for The Flop House that's also just a part of the regular Flop House. Come see us at The Bell House, on April 2 ! Become a supporting member, at https://maximumfun.org/join/
Bonus · Sat, March 18, 2023
Feed Drop - New Mini Coming Tomorrow!
Just a note to let you know that, for internal reasons relating to the MFD, we're pushing the release of this one mini to late Sunday, March 19. In general the release schedule will remain the same. In the meanwhile, why not check out our newly-somewhat-busy YouTube channel ?
Sat, March 11, 2023
Episode #391 - Critters, with Steven Kostanski
The listener who entered our Sexy Xenomorph contest under the name "Do Critters Next" asked us to "Do Critters next," so we did Critters next, which has ceased to become " next " and is now now. And who better to join us for this slice of silly 80s monster horror than a man whose own films bear the influence of that horror decade, Stephen Kostanski , the director of Psycho Goreman , the movie that turned Stuart Wellington into a brain in a tube . Wikipedia page for Critters Movies recommended in this episode: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) Before Sunrise (1995) Girlfriends (1978) Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies Go To College (1991) Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, March 04, 2023
FH Mini 75 - Battle of the Streaming Networks
Dan puts on his gamesmaster hat, to run Elliott and Stu through a gamut of short games, based on the movie offerings of various streaming services. Come see us at The Bell House, on April 2 ! Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, February 25, 2023
Episode #390 – Beast
Idris Elba is undoubtedly a great actor, a charismatic presence, and a handsome man par excellence, but... maybe he needs to fire his agent? After all, this is his EIGHTH appearance in a Flop House movie (possibly there were more; we didn't count that carefully), so it's fair to say that his movie roles have never quite matched up to his best work on TV, or his talents in general. Is Beast the one that will break the streak? He DOES punch a lion... Wikipedia page for Beast Movies recommended in this episode: Tough Guys Don't Dance A Wounded Fawn Dark Star
Bonus · Sat, February 18, 2023
FH Mini 74 - Tuboy Talkin' Tube to 2 Dudes Today, Yes Way
Stuart "Tuboy" Wellington brings back his popular Flop House mini format of "forget about movies, what about television for a while?" and Dan and Elliott follow him for some free-rangin' TV talk! Come see us at The Bell House, on April 2 ! Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, February 11, 2023
Ep. #389 - Poker Face
No, not Rian Johnson and Natasha Lyonne's riff on Columbo, Poker Face , nor even Lady Gaga's early hit single . The Poker Face we discuss in this episode is a Russell Crowe project through and through, with him not only starring, but writing and directing as well! It's nice that the man is branching out. Too bad this movie takes so damn long to figure out what it's about! Wikipedia page for Poker Face Movies recommended in this episode: The People's Joker Infinity Pool Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio California Split Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, February 04, 2023
FH Mini 73 - The 73rd Flop House Mini
Our esteemed host for the mini, Mr. Elliott Kalan, takes Dan and Stu on a tour through Oscar history by quizzing them on some of the most forgettable Best Picture winners of all time.
Sat, January 28, 2023
Episode #388 - Don't Worry Darling
Booksmart was one of Dan's favorite movies of its year. Director Olivia Wilde's big-budget follow-up, Don't Worry Darling ... has problems. Dan, Stu, and Elliott chat about them, while mostly ignoring the extra-textural hubbub around the movie. Mostly. Don't worry, darlings. Or do. We aren't your dads. Wikipedia page for Don't Worry Darling Movies recommended in this episode: Matinee Kaithi The Garden of Women Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, January 21, 2023
FH Mini 72 - Numb3r Stat10ns
This is one of the zanier minis we've done -- so much so, that we kind of don't even want to spoil it for you. Just take a number, and dive right in! Vote for your favorite Sexy Xenomorph music video! Come see us at The Bell House, on April 2 ! We've picked the movie by now: we'll be discussing BATTLEFIELD EARTH ! Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, January 14, 2023
Ep. #387 - Black Adam
We start the new year off with a BIG movie, especially according to its star, Mr. Dwayne Mr. "The Rock" E. Normous Johnson. It's Black Adam , a superhero probably even fewer of you have heard of than Shazam (nee Captain Marvel), in whose pages B. Adam first appeared. He's not your daddy's superhero, in that he kills a bunch of people, but he probably is your daddy's (or granddaddy's) superhero in the sense that he's from 1945. Anyway, they made a long, boring movie about him, so we talk about it. ALSO: It's time to VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE SEXY XENOMORPH MUSIC VIDEO ! Polls close at the end of the month, so register your opinion now! Wikipedia page for Black Adam Movies recommended in this episode: The Intern Aftersun The Banshees of Inisherin Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, January 07, 2023
FH Mini 71 - '22 in Review
Hope you're ready for a "mini" that's as long as one of our regular episodes! With the new year just beginning, Dan, Stuart, and Elliott look back and discuss their top movies of 2022 (with the caveat that none of us has the time to see everything in the "best of '22 conversation), and also branch out to some other highlights and lowlights of the year in film.
Sat, December 31, 2022
Ep.# 386 - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, with Alonso Duralde
Mr. Christmas himself , Alonso Duralde, of many other podcasts , returns to dissect the third, and most narratively sweaty, of the Santa Clause trilogy, " The Escape Clause ." Also, if you're wondering who stole Cagemas, Dan says a few words about it. Let's not say "goodbye" let's just say "congratulations, Mr. Cage, on paying off your castles." Wikipedia page for The Santa Clause 3 Movies recommended in this episode: Adult Swim Yule Log The Big Four Mahanagar Confess, Fletch Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping. TODAY is your LAST CHANCE to enter the SEXY XENOMORPH VIDEO CONTEST! The entry period ends with 2022! Sexy Xenomorph Contest: Full Rules — To enter the contest, make a music video for the song Sexy Xenomorph (link to song in show notes) in a style of your choosing. Once you’ve completed your masterpiece, upload it as a public video on YouTube with the words “Sexy Xenomorph” somewhere in the title, and be sure to credit the music to Howell Dawdy’s Fast Track and The Flop House podcast somewhere in the video or video description. Once the video is uploaded, email a link to us at flophousepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line “Sexy Xenomorph Contest.” We’ll be accepting entries up to midnight on New Year’s Eve, 2022. Once we have all the entries, the Flop House gang will pick our favorite ones – somewhere between 5 and 10 depending on how many entries we get – and we’ll set up a page on our website where people can vote on who wins. The winner will get a Flop House prize pack and will get to pick a movie for us to cover.
Bonus · Sat, December 24, 2022
FH Mini 70 - Xmas Movies?
What even is a Christmas movie anyway?
Sat, December 17, 2022
Episode #385 - Amsterdam
Stick an Academy Award-nominated director with three of the most acclaimed actors currently working and an absolutely berzerk cavalcade of supporting stars and the resulting movie's gotta be fantastic, right? Right? We test that theory with a viewing of the wildly critically-mixed (at best) Amsterdam . One of us kinda liked it. The others ridicule it extensively. It's all good fun. Wikipedia page for Amsterdam Movies recommended in this episode: Rolling Thunder Double Lover Fruit of Paradise Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping. For those wishing to enter the SEXY XENOMORPH VIDEO CONTEST, here is a direct link to the isolated song file for the song of the winter, Sexy Xenomorph. Sexy Xenomorph Contest: Full Rules — To enter the contest, make a music video for the song Sexy Xenomorph (link to song in show notes) in a style of your choosing. Once you’ve completed your masterpiece, upload it as a public video on YouTube with the words “Sexy Xenomorph” somewhere in the title, and be sure to credit the music to Howell Dawdy’s Fast Track and The Flop House podcast somewhere in the video or video description. Once the video is uploaded, email a link to us at flophousepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line “Sexy Xenomorph Contest.” We’ll be accepting entries up to midnight on New Year’s Eve, 2022. Once we have all the entries, the Flop House gang will pick our favorite ones – somewhere between 5 and 10 depending on how many entries we get – and we’ll set up a page on our website where people can vote on who wins. The winner will get a Flop House prize pack and will get to pick a movie for us to cover.
Sat, December 10, 2022
FH Mini #69 - Gnome Named Gnorm Gnews, with Parker Bennett
You remember Flop House superstar, Parker Bennett , right? He co-wrote the legendarily strange Super Mario Bros , and we talked to him about his experiences with that movie in FH Mini 39 . Well, he heard us mention A Gnome Named Gnorm in our recent mini with Griffin Newman and dropped us a line to reveal he and his partner did some punch-up on everyone's favorite buddy comedy starring a horrific gnome and Anthony Michael Hall. So he's back to share more tales of his fascinating career! Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, December 03, 2022
Ep. #384 - Marmaduke (2022)
Wait didn't we do this movie before? Don't be ridiculous. That was Marmaduke (2010) this is Marmaduke (2022) . How could you possibly have mixed that up? Anyway, this ain't your daddy's Marmaduke, provided you have a very young daddy (in the case of the previous film) or a very old daddy (who loves the comic). This is the animated one for Netflix, with Pete Davidson as the titular Duke of Marma. Does it make the previous one look like the Citizen Kane of Marmaduke films? Kinda! Also, for those wishing to enter the SEXY XENOMORPH VIDEO CONTEST, here is a direct link to the isolated song file for the song of the winter, Sexy Xenomorph. Contest rules can be found down below, if you prefer reading them with your eye-holes over hearing them with your ear-holes. Wikipedia page for Marmaduke Movies recommended in this episode: The Fabelmans Bones and All Too Late for Tears Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping. Sexy Xenomorph Contest: Full Rules — To enter the contest, make a music video for the song Sexy Xenomorph (link to song in show notes) in a style of your choosing. Once you’ve completed your masterpiece, upload it as a public video on YouTube with the words “Sexy Xenomorph” somewhere in the title, and be sure to credit the music to Howell Dawdy’s Fast Track and The Flop House podcast somewhere in the video or video description. Once the video is uploaded, email a link to us at flophousepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line “Sexy Xenomorph Contest.” We’ll be accepting entries up to midnight on New Year’s Eve, 2022. Once we have all the entries, the Flop House gang will pick our favorite ones – somewhere between 5 and 10 depending on how many entries we get – and we’ll set up a page on our website where people can vote on who wins. The winner will get a Flop House prize pack and will get to pick a movie for us to cover.
Sat, November 26, 2022
FH Mini 68 - Oops All Nuts
Dan leads us on a tour of nut movies. It kind of makes sense when you listen to it.
Sat, November 19, 2022
Ep #383 - The Munsters, with Kevin Maher
Kevin Maher , our old friend, host of Kevin Geeks Out , and author of the new book Santa Doesn't Need Your Help (with illustrations by New Yorker cartoonist Joe Dator ) joins us to discuss the straight-to-Netflix film reboot of the old sitcom, The Munsters . And who better to direct this comedy film, than Rob Zombie, the rocker-turned-director known for his... light comic touch? Also, for those wishing to enter the SEXY XENOMORPH VIDEO CONTEST, here is a direct link to the isolated song file for the song of the winter, Sexy Xenomorph. Contest rules can be found down below, if you prefer reading them with your eye-holes over hearing them with your ear-holes. Wikipedia page for The Munsters Movies recommended in this episode: Eega The Square The Tall Target Happy Birthday to Me Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping. Sexy Xenomorph Contest: Full Rules -- To enter the contest, make a music video for the song Sexy Xenomorph (link to song in show notes) in a style of your choosing. Once you’ve completed your masterpiece, upload it as a public video on YouTube with the words “Sexy Xenomorph” somewhere in the title, and be sure to credit the music to Howell Dawdy’s Fast Track and The Flop House podcast somewhere in the video or video description. Once the video is uploaded, email a link to us at flophousepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Sexy Xenomorph Contest." We’ll be accepting entries up to midnight on New Year’s Eve, 2022. Once we have all the entries, the Flop House gang will pick our favorite ones – somewhere between 5 and 10 depending on how many entries we get – and we’ll set up a page on our website where people can vote on who wins. The winner will get a Flop House prize pack and will get to pick a movie for us to cover.
Bonus · Sat, November 12, 2022
FH Mini 67 - Newmania! with Griffin Newman
We invite Griffin Newman (of Blank Check fame) on for a mini with an excess of premises. Is it about Griffin addressing the nation? Is it a pop quiz? Is it a quiz GAME? Is it about A Gnome Named Gnorm ? Is it another of Stu's Flop House spinoffs in his increasingly large Flop Podcastic Universe? Who knows? The important thing is, WE had fun. Watch Griffin as an animated chipmunk in the upcoming Disney+ movie, Disenchanted ! Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, November 05, 2022
Ep. #382 - Aline
On this episode, we discuss Aline , the movie about a French Canadian diva who becomes wildly popular, marries her manager, plays Vegas, and sings My Heart Will Go On from the film Titanic, but is NOT Celine Dion. She's Aline. ALINE. Oh, and also she has an adult face on a kid's body. Y'know. Aline. Wikipedia page for Aline Movies recommended in this episode: Paganini Horror Decision to Leave After Life Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, October 29, 2022
FH Mini 66 - The Peach Pit After Dark
Stuart invites Elliott and Dan onto The Peach Pit After Dark, an after show discussing the popular Flop House after show " The Peach Pit " Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, October 22, 2022
Ep. #381 - Countdown (2019)
We talk about Countdown , the film about a killer app. Imagine the terror of ordering what you think will be a delicious plate of mozzarella sticks only to have them viciously... what? It's the OTHER type of app? Aw man. An Internet-based horror movie? Those are never good? Will this one break the curse? Wikipedia page for Countdown Movies recommended in this episode: Tár El Sur The Innocents
Bonus · Sat, October 15, 2022
FH Mini 65 - The Goofs About Charlie
Elliott ranks his top eleven Charlies from cinema, and the others discuss. Why? It kind of makes sense if you listen. But not really. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, October 08, 2022
Ep #380 - Orphan: First Kill, with Hallie Haglund
The star of the show, Hallie Haglund , returns to talk about ANOTHER adorable moppet, that incorrigible, family-killin' Esther , who's back 13 years later, for a prequel , where she's even younger! A big swing, fer shure -- does the inaccurately-named Orphan: First Kill pull it off? Find out in the first episode of SHOCKTOBER 2022! Wikipedia page for Orphan: First Kill Movies recommended in this episode: Creating Rem Lezar The Woman King Passing Earwig and the Witch Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, October 01, 2022
FH Mini 64 - Goofs Only 90s Kids Will Remember
Dan brings back his popular IMDb Goofs game to challenge Elliott and Stu on their 90s knowledge. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, September 24, 2022
Ep. #379 - Pinocchio: A True Story
For our second and final Smalltember(vember?) show of 2022, we talk Pinocchio. No, not that one. Not that one either. The Russian one with Pauly Shore . Is that a thing that exists, and not just some weird chain of words we strung together? Apparently! We watched it, so unless it was a collective bi-coastal hallucination, it's real! And we had to watch it, so now you have to listen! Movies recommended in this episode: Barbarian Saloum The Lady Vanishes
Bonus · Sat, September 17, 2022
FH Mini 63 - The Peach Pit
Stuart welcomes Dan and Elliott to "The Pitch Pit," his Flop House after-show, which is definitely a long-running podcast and not just something he made up for this mini. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, September 10, 2022
Episode #378 - Amityville in Space
Even though the last few years may have made everyone feel unstuck in time, there are still some things you can depend on -- namely that, come the fall, Dan and Elliott will argue about whether it's Smalltember or Smallvember. Anywhooo, we kick off the smallest time of year with Amityville in Space , the movie that dares ask the question "What if Amityville... but in space?" Movies recommended in this episode: Resurrection Bodies Bodies Bodies The Gangster Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, September 03, 2022
FH Mini 62- The Long-Awaited Wedding Episode
Elliott finally makes honest men of Dan and Stu, by quizzing them about movie marriages. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, August 27, 2022
Episode #377 - The Gray Man
Netflix sure loves to make movies that sit on their home screen for a week or so and then no one talks about again, huh? At least it gave the directors a chance to insult movie theaters. Anyway, we talked about their latest "hit" The Gray Man . Wikipedia entry for The Gray Man Movies recommended in this episode: Lilo & Stitch The Man Who Could Work Miracles Nope Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, August 20, 2022
FH Min 61 - Aquatic 80's
In which Dan's premise is very silly. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, August 13, 2022
EPISODE #376 – Morbius, LIVE!
Covid has kept us from in-person live shows for more than two years, but last weekend we made our triumphant return at The Bell House in Brooklyn, and we hope to line up more soonish (in addition to keeping the odd streaming show)! What could possibly live up to that event status? Uh... how about a LIVING VAMPIRE? We discuss Morbius ! Fangs to all who came out in person! Wikipedia entry for Morbius Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, August 06, 2022
FH Mini 60 - StuStu's Podcast Adventure
Stuart tries to explain JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to Dan and Elliott. Are they more confused afterward than they were at the beginning? Perhaps! Thank you to Policygenius for their sponsorship.
Sat, July 30, 2022
Episode #375 - Short Circuit 2, with Ben Hosley
Episode 375 is ALIVE! We keep raiding Blank Check for some of our finest guest stars, which is why it was only a matter of time before we'd add "America's finest film critic," Ben Hosley , to that list. And Ben asked if he could do "that stupid robot movie from the 80's," and following a brief round of "Is THIS the Film?, Dan figured out that Ben was asking for Short Circuit 2 . Thus it twas spake. Thus it came to pass. Wikipedia entry for Short Circuit 2 Movies recommended in this episode The Cat The Counselor RRR Assassin's Creed Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, July 23, 2022
FH Mini 59 - Missed That Movie: Virtual Obsession
It may SOUND like a Cinemax film from the 90s, but Virtual Obsession was actually a 3-hour ABC television EVENT, starring Peter "Caterpillar Brow" Gallagher, Mimi Rogers, and Bridgette Wilson, and directed by Mick "I Know Stephen King" Garris. Will Dan be able to convince Stu and Elliott that they're sad they missed it? Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, July 16, 2022
Episode #374 - Firestarter (2022)
Somehow one of the most boring movies we've EVER covered on the show + Dan recovering from Covid-19 = an especially raucous episode of The Flop House. We suddenly remembered that we could watch horror movies during months that AREN'T October, so we decided to make the ultimate sacrifice to watch Firestarter -- we signed up for Peacock. Did we regret it? Listen to find out! Wikipedia entry for Firestarter Movies recommended in this episode Nanny McPhee Fire Island Through a Glass Darkly
Bonus · Sat, July 09, 2022
FH Mini 58 - Fourth Majure
We may not love the direction the country is headed right now, but at least the recent Independence Day holiday inspired this hilarious game from Elliott!
Sat, July 02, 2022
Episode #373 - Death on the Nile
The Mixed-Review House rolls on with Kenneth Branagh's second outing as Hercule Poirot, Death on the Nile . It's a character he seems committed to playing, despite seemingly having no particular understanding or affinity for the source material. But hey, at least he's keeping the CGI pyramids industry in business! Wikipedia entry for Death On the Nile Movies recommended in this episode Mad God Miami Vice Horror Express
Bonus · Sat, June 25, 2022
FH Mini 57 - The House House
Dan's back in the driver's seat for this mini, and he challenges Elliott and Stu to a game so insidious, it almost breaks the podcast. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, June 18, 2022
Ep. #372 - Old
Despite its relative financial success and reviews that are more "mixed" than bad, M. Night Shyamalan has become such a FH all-star, that we had to check out Old : The Beach that Olds People. (As Dan is fond of saying, "Don't get hung up on our name.") Unsurprisingly, it gave us a ton to chew on. Please don't be mad at us just cause we don't think it's a masterpiece, Blank Check buddies. Maybe y'all should skip this one. Everyone else in the world -- enjoy! Wikipedia entry for Old Movies recommended in this episode Crimes of the Future Brotherhood of the Wolf Mädchen in Uniform Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, June 11, 2022
FH Mini 56 - Missed That Movie! Night of the Juggler
Elliott takes us on another journey through a movie ONE of us have seen, but the others haven't -- in this case, the gritty crime thriller Night of the Juggler , a movie completely devoid of juggling. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Sat, June 04, 2022
Ep.#371 - The King's Daughter
What's this? An IN-PERSON episode? That's right! Elliott was in town to officiate a wedding, so we took a little time to get together in person and record an episode for y'all. And what movie did we pick for such a special occasion? How about something that showed up on basically every "worst movies" list of last year -- something that sat on the shelf for half a decade and has been in development for 4x that? You guessed it! We tackled Pierce Brosnan's Wig Party aka The King's Daughter ! Wikipedia entry for The King's Daughter Movies recommended in this episode Boardinghouse The Outlaws Night Nurse Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.
Bonus · Sat, May 28, 2022
FH Mini 55 - The Fruit Group, with Chris Weitz
In which Stuart wastes the time of his friends and an Academy Award-nominated filmmaker by asking us all about our favorite fruits, a food Elliott hates.
Sat, May 21, 2022
Ep. #370 - Moonfall
Let the moon faaaallll / when it crumbuuuules / we will watch iiiiit / and all make fun together! Slight hangovers on two of the Flop Boyz (tm) aren't enough to dampen the fun of the profoundly stupid Moonfall , a movie about a falling moon. Wikipedia entry for Moonfall Movies recommended in this episode Delta Space Mission Drive My Car A Field in England Thank you to Lumi Labs and microdose gummies for sponsoring our show. Microdose.com
Bonus · Sat, May 14, 2022
FH Mini 54 - Happy Belated Mother's Day
Elliott surprises Dan and Stu with a series of impromptu debate prompts, forcing his co-hosts to argue for the cinema mothers they'd most like to have as moms.
Sat, May 07, 2022
Ep. #369 - Venom: Let There Be Carnage
The Carnage that was teased at the end of Venom has arrived, albeit with much straighter, non- Ronald McDonald looking hair on Woody Harrelson's head. Cowards. But that's the ONLY part of Venom: Let There Be Carnage that's less goofy than the first one. Hear us dissect this movie like a symbiote eating a human head. Also, while Max Fun Drive is officially over, there's a weekend amnesty where you can get all the listener thank-yous and such. So this is officially-unofficially our last drive episode. If you can't afford it right now, that's totally fine -- this message is not for you. But if you enjoy the show, and you have the means, consider supporting this podcast and a whole network of great artists over at maximumfun.org/join . Wikipedia entry for Venom: Let There Be Carnage Movies recommended in this episode We're All Going to the World's Fair The Northman An American Tragedy
Sat, April 30, 2022
Ep. #368 - The War with Grandpa, with Griffin McElroy
What's this? A BONUS full episode in honor of Max Fun Drive? That's right! It's the Max Fun crossover event of the year! Griffin McElroy has already been a part of one amazing podcast about The War With Grandpa , over on sister Max Fun podcast My Brother My Brother and Me , and that was without even seeing the movie! What will he think now that he's seen it? We had such a fun time talking with him about this bonkers movie, and we hope you'll have just as much fun listening. And if you love this, or the other stuff we do, consider supporting the show over at maximumfun.org/join . Listener support is what keeps the show coming week after week, and we're grateful that the show is valuable enough to you that you help us make it! Wikipedia entry for The War with Grandpa Movies recommended in this episode: Agnes C'mon C'mon The Harder They Fall Everything Everywhere All at Once
Sat, April 23, 2022
Ep #367 - The Adam Project
Weirdly, a constantly-wisecracking Ryan Reynolds isn't less irritating when you add a child version of him making the same smug jokes. Are Netflix's widely-reported woes because they churn out dreck like The Adam Project ? The world may never know! Wikipedia entry for The Adam Project Movies recommended in this episode: Everything Everywhere All at Once Akira Fighting Elegy
Sat, April 16, 2022
FH Mini 53 - Prolific Pals
Fiendish gamemaster Dan returns to quiz the other Peaches on some of the hardest working men in showbiz. Things start goofy and only get goofier when Dan realizes how bad he is at counting. Thank you to our sponsor — microdose gummies from Lumi Labs
Sat, April 09, 2022
Ep. #366 - Deep Water
The erotic thriller is back, baybee! Sure, it has more Ben Affleck gazing lovingly at snails than it used to, but you gotta expect that kind of wear and tear after leaving it in the garage for a couple of decades. This week, the peaches take on Adrian Lyne's direct-to-Hulu cuckold murder-stravaganza Deep Water . Wikipedia entry for Deep Water Movies recommended in this episode: Video Diary of a Lost Girl -- If you want to be added to the mailing list for future screenings/ways to see, message the director through her instagram . Perfect Blue I Was a Simple Man
Bonus · Sat, April 02, 2022
FH Mini 52 - Oscars Roundup 2022
Our Oscars chat is back, baybee! America may have stopped watching, but we're still here! Thank you to our sponsor — microdose gummies from Lumi Labs
Sat, March 26, 2022
Episode #365 - Ghostbusters: Afterlife
Jason Reitman gives Ghostbusters back to the FANS, MAAAAAN ! By giving them what they want -- a comedy without jokes! We're not sure what Ghostbusters: Afterlife is, but it's sure not a Ghostbusters movie, which is weird, considering it spends every waking moment trying to elbow you in the ribs with references to Ghostbusters. Wikipedia entry for Ghostbusters: Afterlife Movies recommended in this episode: Turning Red Shiva Baby Back Street
Bonus · Sat, March 19, 2022
FH Mini 51 - Talkin' Toys with T'Elliott
In honor of our Masters of the Universe streaming show (tonight, 3/19 - tickets still available now & for another week!) Elliott takes us on a very silly tour through some of his favorite movie toy tie-ins. Thank you to our sponsor — microdose gummies from Lumi Labs .
Sat, March 12, 2022
Episode #364 - Bliss, with Chuck Bryant
The always affable and delightful Charles Wayne "Chuck" Bryant of the blockbuster-huge Stuff You Should Know podcast joins us to talk about the very odd Bliss , from Amazon Studios, a "what if The Matrix was not-so-secretly Requiem for a Dream" freakout, starring Owen Wilson and Salma Hayek in a series of silly hats. Wikipedia entry for Bliss Movies recommended in this episode: Near Dark Oslo, August 31st Swoon Five Corners
Bonus · Thu, March 10, 2022
Bracket Feed Drop - SEMIFINALS
We're in the endgame now, people.
Bonus · Sat, March 05, 2022
FH Mini 50 - Tuboy Talkin' Tube for Teens to 2 Two Dudes Tonight, That’s Right, with Alex Smith
Stu returns to his smash hit mini format, to discuss the hit show about teens and drugs that everyone's talking about.
Fri, March 04, 2022
Feed Drop - FH Commentary Bracket, Round Two
Update on who's winning the bracket for our bonus commentary!
Sat, February 26, 2022
Ep. #363 - Being the Ricardos, with Alison Rosen
We've got a new best friend , and it's Alison Rosen ! She drops by to discuss the Oscar-nominated Being the Ricardos , a movie that expresses Aaron Sorkin's deep and not at all bizarre understanding of how TV comedy works, and how it's the most solemn, earth-shaking thing that could ever exist, filled with people staring very seriously at jokes until their genius strikes them and they spew an impeccably-worded monologue about someone slipping on bananas, or whatever. Wikipedia entry for Being the Ricardos Movies recommended in this episode: Jackass Forever The Card Counter I'm Your Man The Stepford Wives
Fri, February 25, 2022
Feed Drop - FH Commentary Bracket, Round One
Who's winning in our brackets? Find out here, without even having to check Twitter!
Bonus · Sat, February 19, 2022
FH Mini 49 - YOU Choose a Commentary
We're going to do something a little different for this year's Maximum Fun donors exclusive bonus episode -- our first full-length movie commentary! And we're going to let YOU pick which of our previously-discussed Flop House faves we're recording a commentary for! We've put together a bracket, and starting on Monday, and going for four weeks in total, we'll be running Twitter polls at @theflophousepod to determine which fan-favorite movie will be revisited! But fear not! Even if you're NOT a MaxFun member, this episode is a lot of fun, with highlight clips from a bunch of our best episodes, our current thoughts on the bracket matchups, and the three of us in silly high spirits... Although, c'mon, if you're not a member by now, don't you think this year's upcoming drive (dates still under wraps) is the time to change that ? Thank you to our sponsor, Lumi Labs .
Sat, February 12, 2022
Ep. #362 - Dungeons & Dragons, with Adam Rex
We're joined by bestselling children's book author and illustrator Adam Rex , to discuss the misbegotten Dungeons & Dragons movie from 2000. What does he know about D&D, oh, we dunno... just that he was an illustrator for a little book called... THE MONSTER MANUAL (3rd edition)? Ever heard of it? (...plus a ton of other D&D manuals, Magic the Gathering cards, and other role playing and fantasy games). Join us as we point our magic missles at this magic misfire. Wikipedia entry for Dungeons & Dragons Movies recommended in this episode: Inherent Vice The Last Duel Mr. Klein The Green Knight
Sat, February 05, 2022
FH Mini 48 - A Trip Down Memory Lane with Nukie, featuring Erik Marcisak
We're joined by Erik Marcisak , the man who holds a hallowed place in Flop House history, as the man who introduced Dan and Elliott to one another. We reminisce with Erik about the old days, doing shows in his tiny comedy theater; then we segue into a discussion of Nukie , one of the bad movies that bonded him with Elliott; and wrap up with Erik subtly hijacking the show to interview us for a little bit.
Sat, January 29, 2022
Ep. #361 - Accidental Love, with Matthew Silverstein and Dave Jeser
Here's a new one -- two of the credited writers of Accidental Love (aka "Nailed," the movie that went through so many production issues that director David O. Russell asked for his name to be removed) actually PITCHED their own movie to us to cover. That's right, Elliott's colleagues, Matt Silverstein and Dave Jeser , join us to discuss this legendarily troubled film, and they seem just as baffled as anyone about it! Wikipedia entry for Accidental Love Movies recommended in this episode: Tenebrae Red Rocket Devil in a Blue Dress Basket Case
Sat, January 22, 2022
FH Mini 47 - The Netflix RomCom Cinematic Universe, with Scott Meslow
Scott Meslow , author of the soon-to-be-released (Feb 1st!) book "From Hollywood With Love: The Rise and Fall (and Rise Again) of the Romantic Comedy ," joins us to explain the surprising interconnectedness of Netflix's holiday romcom offerings. Praise for Scott's book: “ From Hollywood With Love gives rom-coms the analysis and respect they finally deserve, especially since part of the snobbery around them is rooted in misogyny.” - Rachel Bloom, comedian, actress, and writer
Sat, January 15, 2022
Ep. #360 - House of Gucci, with Audrey Lazaro
Up until now, Audrey has been like one of those sitcom characters who's oft-referenced, but remains unseen, but now it's time for her to take the spotlight! Did we mention that Dan married her in November? Mazel tov, etc. And for such a joyous occasion the boys have given themselves a break by watching a movie that many people have goofed on, but they were all pretty sure they'd actually enjoy -- Lady Gaga's accent extravaganza, House of Gucci ! Wikipedia entry for House of Gucci Movies recommended in this episode: The French Dispatch I'm Not Scared The Power of the Dog
Bonus · Sat, January 08, 2022
FH Mini 46 - Missed that Movie! Georgia Rule, with Jordan Crucchiola
Author and host of Max Fun 's very own Feeling Seen podcast , Jordan Crucchiola , joins us to talk about Georgia Rule , the film she claims has the largest discrepancy between what the viewer expects the movie to be and what it actually is. CONTENT WARNING: includes references to sexual assault, a surprising element in the film's plot that certainly took us off guard, so we don't want you to have to experience the same surprise, if you're not up for it.
Sat, January 01, 2022
Ep. #359 - Dear Evan Hansen, with Sharlene Wellington
In what has become a mini-tradition, we kick off the new year with an examination of last year's biggest musical flop. Unfortunately this one has a lot fewer cats and a lot more lying to a grieving family, and it's called Dear Evan Hansen . Joining us for the discussion is noted bar owner, Stuart wife, and DEH-on-Broadway-hater, Sharlene Wellington ! Wikipedia entry for Dear Evan Hansen Movies recommended in this episode: Nightmare Alley House of Gucci The Worst Person in the World The Year of the Sex Olympics
Bonus · Sat, December 25, 2021
FH Mini 45 - Live from Elliott's 40th
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate! Here's our gift to you -- a mini recorded LIVE from another special occasion: Elliott's birthday weekend! Before Omicron showed up to shut things down again, Dan and Stu and fam flew out to Los Angeles, to a beautiful house Elliott's wife had rented for the occasion, to celebrate four decades of that talkative special guy, Elliott Charles Kalan! We talk about growing older and being adults, but with jokes. With cameos from whomever happened to be around for his birthday!
Sat, December 18, 2021
Ep. #358 - Grand Isle
Is it Cagemas already? Seems like it comes earlier every year. At any rate, Saint Nicolas Cage has left us something awfully spicy beneath the tree this year. It's a giant slice of deep-fried southern ham, with big performances from Cage, KaDee Strickland, and Money Plane 's Kelsey Grammer. Dare you join us for a visit to Grand Isle ? Wikipedia entry for Grand Isle Movies recommended in this episode: Copshop The Fable The Fable: The Killer Who Doesn't Kill Malcolm X
Bonus · Sat, December 11, 2021
FH Mini 44 - FlopTails, Part 2, with Zhubin Parang
When last we left our doggie heroes, they had made their way inside the house, and thus far managed to protect the adorable kitten, Cutiepie -- but they STILL haven't scored any of that delicious chili, and their antics continue to threaten the farmer's daughter's wedding day. What will happen?!? Give a listen and see! (If you want to listen to the previous FlopTales RPG adventures, consider becoming a MaxFun member , and checking out the bonus feed!)
Sat, December 04, 2021
Ep. #357 - Santa Claus: The Movie, with Alonso Duralde
The jolly bearded man himself, Alonso Duralde , writer of Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas and co-host of Max Fun's own Maximum Film , as well as many , many other things , joins us to talk about the LEGENDARILY strange 1985 would-be Christmas blockbuster Santa Claus: The Movie , along with the usual shenanigans. Wikipedia entry for Santa Claus: The Movie Movies recommended in this episode: Licorice Pizza Blade of the Immortal Climate of the Hunter Original Cast Album: Company The Last of Sheila
Sat, November 27, 2021
FH Mini 43 - FlopTails Part 1, with Zhubin Parang
Stuart leads Dan, Elliott, and friend of flop Zhubin Parang in part one (of two) of a short role-playing game. Listeners may already be familiar with the Hogsbottom Three from our appearance on The Adventure Zone, or from bonus episodes only available on the Maximum Fun member feed. (If you want to listen to the latter, consider becoming a MaxFun member! ) This adventure is kind of like those, except what if our characters were cartoon dogs?
Sat, November 20, 2021
Ep. #356 - The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee, with Ben Harrison
Hey, remember Crocodile Dundee? Remember him? Croc? Ol' Mick Dundee? Remember? Crocodile? Crocky D? Anyone? Well, The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee is about how no one remembers Crocodile Dundee star Paul Hogan, and he's also somehow the most important star in Hollywood. Take this strange journey with us, and with our delightful guest Ben Harrison , of The Greatest Generation . Wikipedia entry for The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee Movies recommended in this episode: Last Night in Soho Riders of Justice Parallel Mothers Working Girls Sponsored by Lumi Labs - use FLOP for 30% off anything on microdosegummies.com
Sat, November 13, 2021
FH Mini #42 - Elliott Explains Adam Warlock
Elliott ACTUALLY explains Adam Warlock.
Sat, November 06, 2021
Ep. #355 - Breaking News in Yuba County
Here we are in No-vember, best known for having "no" theme. And we kick the month off with one of the most star-studded movies that absolutely made no cultural footprint whatsoever that you could hope to see -- Breaking News in Yuba County . Wikipedia entry for Breaking News in Yuba County Movies recommended in this episode: Primal Rage Titane New York Ninja Dear Comrades
Bonus · Sat, October 30, 2021
FH Mini 41 - If it Ain't Brokaw Dune Fix It
Elliott talks to us about Adam Warlock.
Sat, October 23, 2021
Ep. #354 - The Unholy, with Gillian Flynn
We're joined for a second Shocktober by Edgar Award-winning bestselling author, screenwriter, and secret bad movie fan Gillian Flynn , to discuss The Unholy , a horror movie about a Three's Company-level name misunderstanding. Paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes of The Flop House delivered to you directly, as they’re released. Wikipedia entry for The Unholy Movies recommended in this episode: Grizzly II: Revenge Dead & Buried Pig Malignant
Bonus · Sat, October 23, 2021
Technical Note / Episode Correction
Those who woke up early this morning got the wrong episode -- due to a glitch, Dan ended up with a duplicate of an old file on his desktop, and that old episode is what he accidentally uploaded. This is just a note to let you know that if you delete the old file, and re-download today's episode, you will get the proper version of Episode #354 – The Unholy, with Gillian Flynn. It's a great episode that we're really excited about, so we'd hate for you to miss it! Thank you for bearing with us!
Bonus · Sat, October 16, 2021
FH Mini 40 - TuBoy Talkin' Tube to 2 Dudes Tonight, That's Right 2
Stuart's most ostentatiously-named mini format makes a triumphant return, as he talks to us about the Emmys, and current TV in general.
Sat, October 09, 2021
Ep. #353 - The Turning, with Hallie Haglund
The star of the show has returned, to answer all of our questions about ghost-sightings, but also to discuss the somehow both boring and wild adaptation of Henry James's The Turn of the Screw , The Turning . Learn more about Max Fun's Block Party here ! Wikipedia entry for The Turning Movies recommended in this episode: The Fly To Live and Die in L.A. Breakdown We Need to Talk About Kevin
Thu, September 30, 2021
FH Mini 39 - We Talk to a Super Mario Bros. Screenwriter
The Super Mario Bros. live show had a thrilling, good-humored, and completely unexpected special guest in Parker Bennett, one of the film's (many) writers, who showed up in the chat purely to enjoy the show, but was happy to join us for a few minutes to talk about his experience making the movie. Time constraints prevented us from talking to him as long as we'd like, so we decided to have him on a minisode, where he could dish about the behind-the-scenes details at greater length. A NOTE: since we usually release all our podcast episodes on Saturdays, but access to the SMB live show was scheduled to end at midnight this Sunday, we decided to release this mini a little early, AND also extend the live show one more day (till midnight on Monday, 10/4), so that anyone listening who's curious for more Super Mario Bros. shenanigans could still get a chance to see the show .
Sat, September 25, 2021
Ep. #352 - Black Easter
Smalltember concludes with a doozy: Black Easter (previously titled Assassin 33 AD , in a slightly different edit) -- the movie that dares ask "What if someone killed Jesus? ...But not like, the people who ORIGINALLY killed Jesus. What if they were TIME TRAVELING MUSLIMS?" Content warning for all sorts of islamophobic and religious stuff, but honestly, this movie is WAY too silly for much of it to land. Mostly it makes for some great Flop Housing. The streaming LIVE SHOW is TONIGHT!!! — Tune in to watch us discuss the “classic” 1993 flop Super Mario Bros. , do a few presentations, take a few questions, and other assorted nonsense! Tickets $10 ! Wikipedia entry for Black Easter... does not exist! Movies recommended in this episode: Dr. Cyclops The Voyeurs Margaret
Sat, September 18, 2021
FH Mini 38 - The Movies That Didn't Make Us
Dan the infernal gamemaster returns to quiz Elliott and Stu on big Hollywood movies that the world has mostly forgotten.
Sat, September 11, 2021
Ep. #351 - Andy the Talking Hedgehog, with Jamelle Bouie
America's foremost hedgehog expert , Jamelle Bouie , returns to usher in Smalltember (vember) 2021, with our discussion of the make-work project for Dean Cain and Tara Reid, Andy the Talking Hedgehog . LIVE SHOW ALERT! — We’ll be doing another streaming live show, delivered directly to your computers or whatever you use for these things! Tune in on to watch us discuss the “classic” 1993 flop Super Mario Bros. , do a few presentations, take a few questions via Twitter, and other assorted nonsense! Tickets are a mere $10 ! Hooray! Wikipedia entry for Andy the Talking Hedgehog Movies recommended in this episode: The Night House Superhost Rise of the Planet of the Apes The Last Seduction
Sat, September 04, 2021
FH Mini #37 - 8-Bit Flop House
Elliott asks Stu and Dan questions about video game movies in the form of a retro video game of the mind. Don't worry; it makes sense when you listen. Mostly. And if you want more talk about video game movies, get tickets for our streaming live show about Super Mario Bros . by clicking HERE ! Extra thanks this week to our producer and musical genius Alex Smith for the video game soundscape, and the 8-bit Flop House theme! Thank you to Lumi Labs for sponsoring this episode, along with all you wonderful Max Fun members!
Sat, August 28, 2021
Ep.%350 - The Boss Baby: Family Business, with Sammy Kalan
If the boss baby from The Boss Baby: Family Business can enlist her family for their wacky adventures, then why can't Elliott make this a little more interesting by turning the podcast into his own little family business? His eldest son, Sammy, joins us for the movie discussion portion of the show! LIVE SHOW ALERT! — We’ll be doing another streaming live show, delivered directly to your computers or whatever you use for these things! Tune in on to watch us discuss the “classic” 1993 flop Super Mario Bros. , do a few presentations, take a few questions via Twitter, and other assorted nonsense! Tickets are a mere $10 ! Hooray! Wikipedia entry for The Boss Baby: Family Business Movies recommended in this episode: Possession Love is a Gun The Green Knight Kajillionaire
Sat, August 21, 2021
FH Mini 36 - Let's Get Quizzical
Stuart asks his friends a bunch of questions about themselves, and Dan and Elliott answer surprisingly sincerely. But don't worry-- there are still jokes.
Sat, August 14, 2021
Ep. #349 - Space Jam: A New Legacy
Look, you didn't think we were gonna let this one go by, did you? Does Space Jam: A New Legacy live down to the legacy of the original Space Jam, a film inexplicably loved by millennials everywhere? Or does it (gasp) manage to go even lower? ALSO: LIVE SHOW ALERT! -- We'll be doing another streaming live show, delivered directly to your computers or whatever you use for these things! Tune in on to watch us discuss the "classic" 1993 flop Super Mario Bros. , do a few presentations, take a few questions via Twitter, and other assorted nonsense! Tickets are a mere $10 ! Hooray! ALSO ALSO: Today is the Flop House's birthday ! We don't mention it on the show, but the day this is released is FOURTEEN YEARS to the day from when we put out our first episode! Pretty amazing, and perhaps a little frightening to consider! Thank you to all who have stuck with us, and thanks to those who have just joined us. Sorry about those early shows. Paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes of The Flop House delivered to you directly, as they’re released. Wikipedia entry for Space Jam: A New Legacy Movies recommended in this episode: Hideaway Wolfwalkers Summer of Soul
Bonus · Tue, August 10, 2021
FLOP HOUSE LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT
https://theflophouse.simpletix.com/ We're coming at you live with another ticketed online show! We’ll be discussing 1993's SUPER MARIO BROS. , the film that fulfilled Dennis Hopper's destiny of playing an evil dinosaur king, as well as bringing you exclusive-to-this-show PowerPoint presentations, audience polls, and a live Q&A "Ask the Floppers" session at the end. Chat with your fellow floppers as we ramble on about nonsense and, occasionally, talk about Super Mario Bros. Good-bad? Bad-bad? Or a movie you kinda pipe? Immediately after purchasing your ticket, you'll receive a confirmation e-mail from SimpleTix with your personal link to join the live show . Your ticket purchase also gets you access to a video recording of the live show for a whole week afterward, so you'll be able to watch the entire show even if you can't join live (or live in a part of the world where most people are asleep at 9pm Eastern). This recording access is exclusive to ticket holders for this show. Recording link will be e-mailed to all ticketholders the day after the show. ACCESSIBILITY: Closed captioning will be enabled on both the live show and the recording, and you'll be able to toggle it on/off for yourself according to need/preference.
Bonus · Sat, August 07, 2021
FH Mini 35 - Moflopoly
Dan challenges the others to a game he's invented that has absolutely nothing to do with Monopoly, and everything to do with how quickly we forget the dreck we watch for this podcast.
Sat, July 31, 2021
Ep. #348 - Jiu Jitsu, with Jordan Morris
It's Cagemas in July! The second-cagiest time of year! So we invited Jordan Morris , creator of the Bubble podcast (available on Maximum Fun) and co-writer of the brand new Bubble graphic novel to come by and discuss the "aliens really like a good martial arts fight" action movie Jiu Jitsu , with a delightful turn by Mr. Cage as a wacky Yoda-like character. Wikipedia entry for Jiu Jitsu Movies recommended in this episode: The Fear Street Trilogy Blue Collar Season of the Witch Let Him Go
Bonus · Sat, July 24, 2021
FH Mini 34 - Missed That Movie: Invitation to Hell
While we're sad to say goodbye to beloved Producer Jordan, we're happy to welcome Producer Alex , as he drops by to tell us about a forgotten TV movie from horror icon Wes Craven, Invitation to Hell !
Sat, July 17, 2021
Ep. #347 - Me You Madness, with Hallie Haglund
We'll level with all of you -- we ALSO prefer Hallie Haglund , and are at our happiest when she comes by to join us for some film talk. So we had to pick an extra-special movie to mark the occasion. And hoo boy. That movie? The wife of former Trump treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin and controversial figure in her own right , Louise Linton's vanity project (as writer, director, producer, and star) Me You Madness . It's the movie that asks "if I make fun of myself REALLY HARD, then you're not allowed to make fun of me anymore, right?" Wikipedia entry for Me You Madness Movies recommended in this episode: Black Widow Werewolves Within The Ear Diamonds of the Night A Very Curious Girl
Sat, July 10, 2021
FH Mini 33 - Elliott Explains The Eternals
With Black Widow in theaters this week, we talk about the Marvel property everyone's talking about! The Eternals! Elliott attempts to answer the important question: What's their deal?
Sat, July 03, 2021
Ep. #346 - Locked Down
Whaaat? Our second Doug Liman movie in so many episodes? It's certainly hard to give Locked Down as much shit as we gave Chaos Walking -- especially when it co-stars Elliott's old flame Annie. Anyway, we hope you enjoy our usual shenanigans. Life seems to be looking up, right? Are we wrong? Wikipedia entry for Locked Down Movies recommended in this episode: The Neutral Ground The Sparks Brothers Thief
Bonus · Sat, June 26, 2021
FH 32 - The Underground Adventure
In the spirit of Stuart's tale about snakes, Dan shares some short fiction from his own childhood, filled with murder, moles, and an octopus with FANGS!
Sat, June 19, 2021
Ep. #345 - Chaos Walking
It's just back to the OP's this episode, for the discussion of the talent-packed, but passion-lite YA adaptation Chaos Walking , which honestly seems like a pretty heart-healthy way for Chaos to travel, but maybe it should check out public transit. Wikipedia entry for Chaos Walking Movies recommended in this episode: Polyester Seance The Joke
Bonus · Sat, June 12, 2021
FH Mini 31 - Stu Sees Saws
Stu's always asking if we'd like to play a game, so it was probably only a matter of time before he'd turn to the topic of Saw. He recently ran the series, and wants to talk to Dan and Elliott about it. And what would any Saw-related media be without a twist? In this case, a radical shift in the episode after the ads. We hope you enjoy!
Sat, June 05, 2021
Ep. #344 - Mortal Kombat, with Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman
Comedy couple Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman of the Couples' Therapy podcast , and performing/writing/starring in many wonderful things join us to discuss Mortal Kombat and also mortal-ity, given how sick Dan sounds in this one. Wikipedia entry for Mortal Kombat Movies recommended in this episode: The Castle of Cagliostro Plan B Picture Snatcher Can't Get You Out of My Head Little Shop of Horrors
Bonus · Sat, May 29, 2021
FH Mini 30 - The Sleuth About Cats and Dogs
In honor of Housebroken , the TV show that's kindly employed Mr. Elliott Kalan for part of this lousy quarantine (premiering 5/31 on Fox), Elliott quizzes the others about their preferences, to determine Dan and Stu's perfect pop culture pets
Sat, May 22, 2021
Ep. #343 - North, with Matt Singer
Editor of ScreenCrush , Matt Singe r stops by The Flop House, and weirdly, he didn't want to talk about Gymkata . Instead, he forced us to experience North, the movie that Roger Ebert hated SO much that he named his book of bad movies after his review . Wikipedia entry for North Movies recommended in this episode: Out of the Past Jakob's Wife The Creamator Multiple Maniacs
Sat, May 15, 2021
FH Mini #29 - Ask Us Anything
For our Max Fun Drive-ending mini, Stu collected some of your most burning questions, and we did our best to answer. Things get VERY silly. Go to MaximumFun.org/join to become a Max Fun member!
Sat, May 08, 2021
Ep. #342 - The Country Bears
Hello everyone. We did The Country Bears . For you. THE COUNTRY BEARS. For YOU. It's PURE JOY. Pure joy for MAX FUN DRIVE 2021. If you have the inclination and the means, please become a member at maximumfun.org/join ! We love you, listeners! Wikipedia entry for The Country Bears . Movies recommended in this episode: The Joining Max Fun Movie 2021
Bonus · Sat, May 01, 2021
FH Mini #28 - McCoy Boy Talking Tubi to Tu-Boy and NYU-Boy Tonight All Right
Dan the game-master is back with another of his infernal quizzes -- this one focused on the delightful trash-heap that is Tubi.
Sat, April 24, 2021
Ep. #341 - Godzilla vs. Kong, with Zander Cannon
From the dawn of time, humankind has dreamed of watching a giant lizard wrestle a big ape. Well, now humankind has Godzilla vs. Kong . Did it live up to our dreams? We enlisted the creator of Kaijumax , Zander Cannon , to help untangle our thoughts, as we spin along on this hollow Earth. BTW: we know we promised you the Dark Phoenix live episode on our Twitter and IG, but technical issues stood in the way (those technical issues are that Dan somehow lost the file). In the unlikely event anyone has a recording or a bootleg, get in touch! Wikipedia entry for Godzilla vs. Kong . Movies recommended in this episode: The Wolf House Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker Shin Godzilla King Kong Escapes A Colt is My Passport
Bonus · Sat, April 17, 2021
FH Mini #27 - Video Games Killed the Movie Star
Stuart tells us about the Hitman video games and the associated movies. At least, we think that's what this one is about. Honestly, it takes us a while to stay on topic.
Sat, April 10, 2021
Ep. #340 - The Final Programme, with Joel Hodgson and Matt McGinnis
The prophecy has been fulfilled. The Flop House got to sit down and discuss a bad movie with the godfather of "bad movie comedy" as a genre, Joel Hodgson , as well as Matt McGinnis , who works with Joel on a little show you may know as Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Return -- and they would like to return AGAIN -- this time beholden to no network -- so please check out their just-announced Kickstarter for all-new episodes of MST3K ! ...but also please enjoy us trying to puzzle our way through the truly puzzling "mod superspy becomes caveman-styled new messiah" movie, The Final Programme . Wikipedia entry for The Final Programme. Movies recommended in this episode: The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie Slaxx Between the Lines
Sat, April 03, 2021
Ep. #339 - Zack Snyder's Justice League TWO: Pt 4 - Epilogue
We round out our discussion of Zack Snyder’s Justice League with another (find the first ZS cut episode here , and our discussion of the theatrical cut here ). Now let us never speak of it again.
Sat, March 27, 2021
Ep. #338 - Zack Snyder's Justice League
Look, it was probably inevitable that we'd end up discussing Zack Snyder's Justice League , and we'll say this -- it is certainly the most Zack Snyder-y Justice League we've ever seen (check out of our discussion of the theatrical cut here ). In fact, it's SO Zach Snyder-y that it's four hours long... so we've split our ZSJL episode in TWO! That's double the discussion of this already over-discussed movie. YOU'RE WELCOME, WORLD! Wikipedia entry for Zack Snyder's Justice League . Movies recommended in this episode: Doppelganger Sneakers Silver Lode
Bonus · Sat, March 20, 2021
FH Mini 26 - Oscar Noms
Elliott gets us to talk about the Oscar nominations in the dumbest way possible.
Sat, March 13, 2021
Ep. #337 - Tom & Jerry
I don't know if this modern world has broken us, or what, but the clever podcast show notes just aren't flowing right now. This movie is bad and it should feel bad. Get the fuck outta here, Tom & Jerry . From hell's heart, we stab at thee. Wikipedia entry for Tom & Jerry . Movies recommended in this episode: Lucky 12 Hour Shift The Devils Born in Flames
Bonus · Sat, March 06, 2021
FH Mini #25 - Stuart Telly-ton
Stuart leads Dan and Elliott in a quiz game, which -- to the untrained eye -- might seem to just be an excuse to do goofy shit and talk about television.
Sat, February 27, 2021
Ep. #336 - Supergirl, with Glen Weldon
If we have Glen Weldon , co-host of the Pop Culture Happy Hour podcast and author of the marvelous Superman: The Unauthorized Biography on as a guest, you'd better believe we're gonna go down one of the many fascinating cul-de-sacs in the "super" cinematic universe -- in this case 1984's " Supergirl ," or -- as we prefer to think about it -- The Adventures of Faye Dunaway's Fabulous Witch and Her Companions. Wikipedia entry for Supergirl . Movies recommended in this episode: Saint Maud Synchronic Daisies The Ruling Class
Bonus · Sat, February 20, 2021
FH Mini #24 - Goofs Twofs
Insidious game-master Dan yet again challenges Stu and Elliott to a battle of wits, and unleashes a torrent of the movies' most embarrassing GOOFS!
Sat, February 13, 2021
Ep. #335 - Hillbilly Elegy
Oof, y'all. Oooof. Hillbilly Elegy ? More like Who'll-Kill-Me Smellogy! Got 'em! The Peaches discuss the controversial book-turned-apolitical and emotionally incomprehensible Oscar-bait sob-fest / catalog of yells. Also, if you missed the Teen Wolf live show, but wish you'd seen, you still can! Access to the recorded version is available until 12PM ET on Sunday 2/14! https://theflophouse.simpletix.com Wikipedia entry for Hillbilly Elegy Movies recommended in this episode: The Florida Project Selah and the Spades Anything for Jackson
Sat, February 06, 2021
FH Mini #23 - Flop Etiquette
We talk with Joel Church-Cooper , creator of the show Brockmire , about what it's like to talk to actors about their less successful projects. Also, the Flop House VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW, is TONIGHT, Saturday, February 6th, at 9 pm Eastern! Just $10! Buy a ticket HERE ! And if you want exclusive, only available for a limited time TOUR SHIRTS, go HERE !
Sat, January 30, 2021
Ep. #334 - The New Mutants, with Arnie Niekamp
Yeah, but what if the mutants... were NEW? Hello from the Magic Tavern' s Arnie Niekamp joins the Peaches to talk about the long-anticipated, long-troubled, X-Men universe teen horror movie, The New Mutants ! PLEASE NOTE! The audio at the beginning of the episode is pretty bad, due to technical problems that had our guest's audio dropping out occasionally, but it DOES clear up fairly quickly, so please bear with us. Also, we’re doing a new Flop House VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW! On Saturday, February 6th, at 9 pm Eastern, we’ll be talking about TEEN WOLF , America’s top basketball movie! We’ll also be doing presentations, Q&A, and a few NEW SURPRISES! Worried that you CAN’T WATCH LIVE? Worry not! Ticket holders have a week to watch! Just $10 for a ticket! Buy them HERE ! Wikipedia entry for The New Mutants Movies recommended in this episode: Psycho Goreman One Night in Miami The Queen The January Man , first five minutes of
Bonus · Sat, January 23, 2021
FH Mini #22 - Prequels: What's Their Deal?
Elliott quizzes us about prequels. Does anybody like them? Why prequels? WHY? Also, remember to get a ticket for the Flop House VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW, on Saturday, February 6th, at 9 pm Eastern! Just $10! Buy a ticket HERE !
Sat, January 16, 2021
Ep. #333 - Wild Mountain Thyme
Faith and begorrah, sit right down laddies, lasses, and those not defined by the outdated gender binary, and we'll spin ye a tale of an emerald island far away, where no one talks like a real human, and all their problems are blarney. Tis a tale called Wild Mountain Time , and at least some in th' podcast think it's as barmy as Old McGarrigle's mule! Also, we’re doing a new Flop House VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW! On Saturday, February 6th, at 9 pm Eastern, we’ll be talking about TEEN WOLF , America’s top basketball movie! We’ll also be doing presentations, Q&A, and a few NEW SURPRISES! Worried that you CAN’T WATCH LIVE? Worry not! Ticket holders have a week to watch! Just $10 for a ticket! Buy them HERE ! Wikipedia entry for Wild Mountain Thyme . Movies recommended in this episode: Wonder Woman 1984 Cam Blow the Man Down
Bonus · Sat, January 09, 2021
FH Mini 21 - Stuey Goes to Hollywood
Stuart cracks the code to TV writing success, and gets some notes from his friends in the industry. Also, we're doing a new Flop House VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW! On Saturday, February 6th, at 9 pm Eastern, we'll be talking about TEEN WOLF , America's top basketball movie! We'll also be doing presentations, Q&A, and a few NEW SURPRISES! Worried that you CAN'T WATCH LIVE? Worry not! Ticket holders have a week to watch! Just $10 for a ticket! Buy them HERE !
Bonus · Wed, January 06, 2021
A FLOP HOUSE SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
The Flop House is on tour again! Virtually! TIME: Saturday, February 6th, 9 pm ET! MOVIE: TEEN WOLF (you demanded it!) + presentations, audience Q&A, and more! PRICE: Only $10?! CAN'T WATCH LIVE? It'll be archived for a week for ticket holders! TICKET LINK: https://theflophouse.simpletix.com/e/62711
Sat, January 02, 2021
Ep. #332 - Primal
Cagemas comes but once a year! Unless, since this one is a little late, it will technically come twice this year, and none times last year. It's confusing. It's annual is what we're saying. We celebrate the work of Saint Nicolas Cage this time with a discussion of the snakes-on-a-boat-and-also-other-animals thriller Primal . And for an august occasion like this one, you need a special guest! So this episode we welcome hilarious sweetheart Josh Gondelman of Desus & Mero and his book Nice Try .
Bonus · Sat, December 26, 2020
FH Mini #20 - Novel Tees
We devote this mini entirely to the most obvious topic for a show being released the day after Christmas -- Big Johnson T-shirts.
Sat, December 19, 2020
Ep. #331 - Six Weeks, with Alonso Duralde
We've been wanting to get Alonso Duralde on the show for a while -- not only because he's the senior film critic for The Wrap , and not only because he's the host or co-host of a number of podcasts, including Max Fun's own Who Shot Ya? , but because he literally wrote the book on Christmas movies . So, of course, this holiday season he picked a movie that barely sort of has Christmas stuff in it -- the double-Moore weepie Six Weeks . THANKS FOR NOTHING, BUDDY! (jk - he's a delight.) Wikipedia synopsis of Six Weeks . Movies recommended in this episode: The Country Bears Martial Law Ladybug Ladybug Collective
Sat, December 12, 2020
Ep. #330 - Freaky, with Barbara Crampton
We break out of our normal format a bit for this BONUS EPISODE! How so? Well, #1, we watched a movie that we were all pretty sure we'd like (and, spoiler alert, we did) -- the body-swap horror-comedy " Freaky ," and #2, instead of doing letters and recommendations, we take a bit of extra time to talk to our guest about her long career. Who is that guest? The wonderful Barbara Crampton , star of legendary horror movies Re-Animator , From Beyond , You're Next , and a little movie that doesn't get mentioned on our show a lot -- Castle Freak . And folks? Barbara is just an absolute ray of sunshine who was a delight to talk to (off-mic as well -- she spent a bunch of time just chatting with us and inquiring about our health and well-being). We hope you enjoy this as much as we did. Wikipedia synopsis of Freaky .
Sat, December 05, 2020
Ep. #329 - Godzilla: King of the Monsters LIVE
Holiday hustle and bustle means it's finally time to release the OTHER episode, taped at Boston’s CitySpace, about Godzilla: King of the Monsters . CAN YOU HANDLE THE THRILLS?
Bonus · Sat, November 28, 2020
FH Mini #19: Miseed That Movie! - Brainstorm
Elliott gives us a report from the field about the Douglas Trumbull directorial effort Brainstorm !
Sat, November 21, 2020
Ep. #328 - Happy Halloween, Scooby Doo!, with Justin McElroy
Greeting boils and ghouls and gender non-kill-forming! For the spooookiest holiday of the year, Thanksgiving, we discuss the very appropriate Happy Halloween, Scooby Doo ! Why? Well, we ask our guest, the hilarious absolute sweetheart, Justin McElroy , that very question -- you may know him as one of the hosts of Max Fun's own My Brother My Brother and Me , T he Adventure Zone , Sawbones , and many other podcasts you should probably be listening to instead of our nonsense. See all that he's up to at the McElroy family site . Scoobypedia synopsis of Happy Halloween, Scooby Doo . Movies recommended in this episode: The Stupids Possessor Cinderella Liberty The VelociPastor
Bonus · Sat, November 14, 2020
FH Mini 18 - Rattlesnake!
Renowned author Stuart Wellington gives us a reading from his early work: a stirring epic about snakes.
Sat, November 07, 2020
Ep. #327 - Men In Black: International, with Annabelle Gurwitch
And so we arrive at November, so named because it has no special theme. And, folks, we'll admit... this MIB: International episode is a weird one. Why? Well, finding out is part of the fun. But our guest for this show is Annabelle Gurwitch , from Max Fun's new Tiny Victories podcast, as well as TBS's Dinner and a Movie, countless acting roles, and quite a few books. Enjoy. Movies recommended in this episode: American Utopia His House Welcome to Sudden Death
Bonus · Wed, November 04, 2020
The Flop House Post Election Mood Enhancer - Bratz Commentary
Hi everyone. Was digging through the archives to see if there was anything we could release today, because it seems like maybe people could use a distraction right now. Anyway, found this old recording of the audio from one of our earliest live shows, way back in 2013, where we riffed over the movie Bratz, and decided to make it public (there are MP3s floating around, but we never put it on the main feed). In the past we were worried that you could hear the audio to the movie in the background, for copyright reasons (and also you'll have to sync this pretty well to the movie to hear us without getting a quiet echo). But you know what? It seems unlikely anyone cares, and if we get complaints, we'll take it down. For now, enjoy this surprise, and try to keep from torturing yourself with anxiety. The show was an early one, and riff shows are hard, so this might not be the absolute -best-, but Bratz is on Netflix right now if you wanna put us on and turn off your brain for a while. Be strong. Take care of yourselves.
Bonus · Sat, October 31, 2020
FH Mini 17 - The Monster Mash
2020 may be miserable, but it's STILL HALLOWEEN DAMN IT. So we assembled a crack team of the Flop House gang, plus comedy writers Mike Reiss and Ken Keeler (who, between them, are responsible for much of the greatness of The Simpsons, The Critic, and Futurama) to discuss the most important and timely issue possible -- the 1962 novelty hit, The Monster Mash. Also, if you're reading this on the day of release, 10/31, you still have until midnight to donate to charity and be entered in our raffle to win exclusive Flop House merch ! Full instructions beyond the link!
Sat, October 24, 2020
Ep. #326 - Uninvited, with Gillian Flynn
Our guest this week is Gillian Flynn , bestselling author of Gone Girl, Sharp Objects, and Dark Places, showrunner for Amazon's Utopia, screenwriter of Widows and adaptations of her own work, winner of the Edgar Award, and BAFTA nominee. We have no idea why she agreed to do this either. But we're happy she did, because for our second and final SHOCKTOBER 2020 movie, our horror-aficionado guest picked Uninvited , and it was amazing! (to be clear, this is not THE Uninvited from 2009, which The Flop House already covered , or, for that matter, The Uninvited from 1944, about ghosts and Ray Milland. This is the 1987 direct-to-video one about the mutant killer house cat). Also! If you're listening on the day of release TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT (6PDT/9EDT) for our YouTube livestream version of our touring show ! We'll be doing presentations, talking Exorcist II , taking questions from Twitter, and raising money for charity! For full info, go here . Movies recommended in this episode: Hocus Pocus Psycho Goreman Danton Cloak & Dagger
Bonus · Sat, October 17, 2020
FH Mini 16 - Jackie Chan?
Dan challenges Stu and Elliott to a Jackie Chan-related duel.
Sat, October 10, 2020
Ep. #325 - Fantasy Island
It's here! It's here! It's here! Did you get us any SHOCKTOBER presents? We got YOU something -- a discussion of this year's Fantasy Island , the goofy horror (?) movie based on the decidedly NOT horror 1970's light fantasy television anthology.
Sat, October 03, 2020
Ep. #324 - Hellboy LIVE
We couldn't get together for a mini this week, but our busy schedule is the listeners' gain, as we release this full-sized live show from the vault! It's a flashback to happier times, last July, when people could assemble to live comedy! Here's our live Hellboy (2019) show from The Parkway theater in Minneapolis, MN! Speaking of live shows -- mark your calendars for October 24, 6PT/9ET, when we'll be discussing Exorcist II: The Heretic over on our YouTube channel , in our socially-distanced livestream approximation of one of our normal touring shows. It's free to watch, but we'll be including charitable donations, including to a number of groups supporting voting rights!
Sat, September 26, 2020
Ep. #323 - Deadly Lessons
If there's one thing we've learned in all our years of discussing bad movies, it's that vanity projects are often the creme de la creme of bizarre and terrible cinema. And hoo doggies, do we have something special for you. Made in 2006, then shelved for nearly a decade before getting quietly dumped to streaming in 2014, writer/director/star Stuart Paul's magnum opus, Deadly Lessons , is a fantasy self-help (?) thriller (?) that's impossible to describe, but lord, do we try. Movies recommended in this episode: Charlie's Angels (2019) Palm Springs The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey
Bonus · Sat, September 19, 2020
FH Mini 15 - Tom Brokaw's Dune
The longtime anchor of the NBC Nightly News drops by to break down the new Dune trailer, and how he left his heart on Arrakis.
Sat, September 12, 2020
Ep. #322 - Money Plane
After a run of guests, we're celebrating Smalltember with just family. Because at a time like this, family is important, y'know? Almost as important as a movie where Kelsey Grammer menacingly smokes a cigar while telling a professional wrestler to rob a sky casino. That's right, we talked about Money Plane . You're welcome. Wikipedia summary of Money Plane Movies recommended in this episode: We Need to Talk About Kevin Da 5 Bloods Motherless Brooklyn
Bonus · Sat, September 05, 2020
FH Mini 14 - Goofs!
Dan asks his co-hosts: do they want to play a game...?
Sat, August 29, 2020
Ep. #321 - The Call of the Wild, w/ Jesse Thorn
We finally invited the boss over for dinner, so we'd better hide all those staplers we stole! Noted dog lover and the head of Maximum Fun himself, Jesse Thorn , joins us to discuss The Call of the Wild , based on that one book you probably read in middle school. Wikipedia synopsis of The Call of the Wild Movies recommended in this episode: Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga Host Ah Wilderness! A Thousand Clowns
Bonus · Sat, August 22, 2020
FH Mini 13 - Warhammer, What is it Good For?
Stuart explains Warhammer to Dan and Elliott, and everything is 100% cleared up forever and ever.
Sat, August 15, 2020
Ep. #320 - Last Christmas, w/ Hallie Haglund
The star of the show is back! We were SO happy to hang with the delightful and hilarious Hallie Haglund once more. And this time we didn't force her to discuss some fantasy bullshit she hates! Instead, we all watched what is surely one of the top three movies based on a Wham! song -- Last Christmas ! Also, if you're listening to this show on the day of release, you can also get another shot of Hallie by tuning into our table read of The Boy Next Door , starring Hallie, Dan, Stu, Elliott, Natalie Walker, Jenny Jaffe, and X Mayo! Wikipedia synopsis of Last Christmas Movies recommended in this episode: Tango & Cash Runaway Train The Curse of the Cat People Swallow Memories of Murder
Sat, August 08, 2020
Ep. #319 - Alita Battle Angel LIVE
What's this? An off-week FULL EPISODE? That's right -- as a li'l thank you for all of the support during the Max Fun Drive , we've reached into the vault and let loose this live episode, taped at Boston's CitySpace, on Alita: Battle Angel , so you can FINALLY learn the origin of Elliott's conviction that Dan loves backstory. ALSO! Two Flop House livestream events to put on your calendar for next week! On Thursday, August 13, at 5:30 pm PT / 8:30 pm ET, we'll be joining our Blank Check Podcast pal, Mr. Griffin Newman , to provide LIVE COMMENTARY for XXX: The Return of Xander Cage . Tickets can be acquired HERE ! AND! On Friday, August 15, at 6 pm PT / 9 pm ET, we'll be honoring the promise from our charity livestream and doing a table read of the screenplay for the J-Lo thriller The Boy Next Door , featuring Dan, Stu, and Elliott, along with SPECIAL GUESTS Hallie Haglund, Natalie Walker, Jenny Jaffe, and X Mayo. You can go to the Flop House YouTube page to check it out for free!!! Wikipedia synopsis of Alita: Battle Angel
Sat, August 01, 2020
Ep. #318 - Hudson Hawk, w/ Roman Mars
Did you think we wouldn't pull out all the stops for Max Fun Drive 2020 ? More fool you! Because in this episode, we discuss legendary Hollywood flop and Bruce Willis passion project, Hudson Hawk ! And to discuss this momentous film, we're joined by Roman Mars , of the blockbuster design podcast 99% Invisible , the man many have called "The Hudson Hawk of Podcasting."* (The character Hudson Hawk. Not the movie Hudson Hawk. Because the character is so good at his job. Like Roman. Who is good at podcasting. Like Hudson Hawk is with stealing stuff.) *No one calls him this. Wikipedia synopsis of Hudson Hawk Movies recommended in this episode: Relic Buck and the Preacher Portrait of a Lady on Fire Quick Change
Bonus · Sat, July 25, 2020
FH Mini 12 - Flop House: The Movie!
In perhaps our silliest episode yet, Elliott and Stuart try and pitch a Flop House movie to Dan, who... we guess owns a studio in this scenario? Whatever. Just listen.
Sat, July 18, 2020
Ep. #317 - Artemis Fowl, w/ Scott Weinberg
The fuck is this? No really, the fuck is this? What is this fucking thing? What? This? From a major studio and established director? What? The fuck? This? Was made? THIS? We talk about Artemis Fowl with critic and filmmaker Scott Weinberg . Wikipedia synopsis of Artemis Fowl (good luck) Movies recommended in this episode: Lucky Grandma Monstrum The Old Guard The Watermelon Woman
Bonus · Sat, July 11, 2020
FH Mini 11 - Score Tactics
In honor of the passing of Ennio Morricone , we discuss movie scores, and some of our personal favorite composers.
Sat, July 04, 2020
Ep. #316 - Between Worlds, w/ Erin Foley-Chan
It's Cagemas in July! That cherished Flop House tradition that Dan totally forgot about for the past couple of years. But he remembered this time! Lay off! Anyway, the wonderful Erin Foley-Chan (supervising producer of The Big Fib on Disney+) joins us to discuss the weird-ass supernatural sex thriller Between Worlds . Meanwhile, Dan has done some sex scene research, Erin offers a producer's perspective, Stuart's old comics collaborator makes a surprise appearance, and Elliott makes "kid flashback" the two funniest words in the English language. Paste theflophouse.libsyn.com/rss into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes of The Flop House delivered to you directly, as they’re released. Wikipedia synopsis of Between Worlds Movies recommended in this episode: Super Xuxa Contra o Baixo Astral What We Do in the Shadows The Last Black Man in San Francisco One Cut of the Dead
Bonus · Sat, June 27, 2020
FH Mini 10 - Detectives! w/ John Hodgman and David Rees
Our pals John Hodgman and David Rees have an animated show called Dicktown, about an aging boy detective and his aging bully/partner, premiering on FXX's "Cake" on July 9. Thus, in a completely generous, non-promotional gesture, they dropped by to discuss private detectives in movies, and in fiction generally.
Sat, June 20, 2020
Ep. #315 - Hawk the Slayer, w/ Felicia Day
"Hollywood" Kalan really worked his connections this episode, to bring us the utterly wonderful Felicia Day (of The Guild, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Supernatural, MST3K: The Return, and much more) to discuss seminal high fantasy, low budget epic " Hawk the Slayer ." Meanwhile Dan drops a crazy Pink Panther fact, Elliott launches an insulting guess-by-mail contest, Felicia is intrigued by some fish-eating prowess, and Stuart's in this fantasy discussion like a fuckin' fish in water. Also, we're no longer accepting receipts for the charity raffle, but the whole video livestream show is available for viewing on our YouTube page . We give an exact figure in the show, but between you generous listeners and the show's own donations, we raised about SEVENTY THREE THOUSAND dollars for charity. Thank you so much for doing good in the world! Wikipedia synopsis of Gemini Man. Movies recommended in this episode: Knock Off Deep Cover Slow West
Bonus · Sat, June 13, 2020
FH Mini 9 - Return to New Moon
Our delightful Flop House friend Chris Weitz returns to the show to talk about his career, and also continue to be unfailingly good-natured about our ribbing of Twilight: New Moon . ALSO the whole video livestream show for charity is available for viewing on our YouTube page , and we're still accepting charity receipts for the raffle through the end of the day 6/13/20. Details HERE !
Sat, June 06, 2020
Ep. #314 - Gemini Man
Before we start -- today, Saturday, June 6, at 6 pm Pacific / 9 pm Eastern , is our video livestream on our YouTube page , with presentations, a discussion of Howard the Duck , and some audience interaction. We’ll be encouraging viewers to donate to charity for Black Lives Matter, bail funds, and hunger relief, and those who donate $20 or more will be entered to win some Flop House prizes! But you came here for a podcast! Our guest for this episode is the terrific Jordan Kauwling, Maximum Fun producer , the woman who has made our recent shows sound better than they ever have, and a sheer delightful delight . We talk about the Ang Lee-directed Will Smith would-be blockbuster, Gemini Man .
Bonus · Sat, May 30, 2020
FH Mini 8 - Missed That Movie - Zombies Anonymous
Somebody gave Stuart a movie , and he watched it! And now he's telling us about it! Also, watch The Flop House LIVE show LIVESTREAM for CHARITY in your OWN HOME next Saturday, JUNE 6!
Sat, May 23, 2020
Ep. #313 - Dolittle
You can't have one of #TheTwoFriends without the other! In this episode, we're joined by David Sims of the Blank Check Podcast and film critic for The Atlantic , to talk about Robert Downey Jr.'s next iconic blockbuster character, Dolittle . Meanwhile Dan makes a pitch for fart acceptance, Stuart forgets our mission statement, David gives us a taste of what it was like to see Dolittle in the theater, and Elliott does an extremely aggravating bit with a raccoon finger puppet. Also - EXCITING NEWS! Since the coronavirus pandemic has kept us from touring, we're going to bring our live show to you via the internet! On Saturday, June 6, at 6 pm Pacific / 9 pm Eastern , we'll all be doing a video livestream on our YouTube page , complete with all-new live show presentations, a discussion of classic bad movie Howard the Duck , and a little audience interaction of some sort. It'll be free to watch, but we'll be encouraging viewers to donate to some COVID-19 relief charities, and those who donate can be entered to win some Flop House prizes! Hope to see you then! Wikipedia synopsis of Dolittle. Movies recommended in this episode: Le Corbeau Bad Education Floating Weeds Mid-August Lunch
Bonus · Sat, May 16, 2020
FH Mini 7 - Missed That Movie - GetEven
Dan joins in the missed movie fun with his report on "Geteven" (yes, all one word) AKA " Road to Revenge ," a passion project that's more passion than project.
Sat, May 09, 2020
Ep. #312 - Sonic the Hedgehog
How can we follow up heavy-hitting guests like Griffin Newman and Chris Weitz, you may ask? Uh, well how about with JAMELLE BOUIE , New York Times columnist and guy you've definitely seen saying smart things on the news. Why does he like us? Who knows! But he stopped by to discuss Sonic the Hedgehog , about some sort of hedgehog who has definitely never been pregnant on the internet. Meanwhile, Jamelle gives us his history with SEGA, Stuart uses literary terms correctly, Dan only has old man references, and Elliott adds a few physics goofs to Sonic's IMDB page. Wikipedia synopsis of Sonic the Hedgehog Movies recommended in this episode: Newsies - Sammy recommendation! Gemini In the Soup Wheels on Meals Barry Lyndon
Sat, May 02, 2020
FH Mini 6 - Missed That Movie! - Rusty: A Dog's Tale
Stuart tries for extra credit (no one tell him that Flop House extra credit isn't a thing), by checking out the puppy-kidnapping family comedy Rusty: A Dog's Tale and reporting back to the guys.
Sat, April 25, 2020
Ep# 311: Rambo: Last Blood
Guys, we're so excited for our guest this episode. He's a big-time Hollywood gent who's worn many hats -- and to name just a few: he wrote and directed About a Boy. As an actor, he co-starred as "Chuck" in Chuck and Buck. He was one of the producers of The Farewell. The man co-wrote a Star War (Rogue One), for Pete's sake! And, as we never get tired of reminding him, he directed Twilight: New Moon . But up until now, he's been missing one line on his resume -- Flop House guest. I'm sure now he weeps, for he has no worlds left to conquer. Chris Weitz is on this episode! And we're sorry we made him talk about Rambo: Last Blood ! Meanwhile the rest of us do some shit. We won't waste your time. Just listen. Wikipedia synopsis of Rambo: Last Blood Movies recommended in this episode: Easter Parade Support the Girls What's Up, Doc? Harakiri
Sat, April 18, 2020
FH Mini 5 - More Time with Griffin
Griffin Newman came back (for reals, not one of these "we actually recorded it at the same time") to chat for a bit about Watto, Star Wars in general, his career, and, of course, Tom Selleck.
Sat, April 11, 2020
Ep. #310 - Bloodshot
First off, how are you guys? Everyone doing okay? We hope so. Take care of yourselves. Secondly, my lord were we excited to have Griffin Newman , of many, many things, including the Blank Check podcast and Amazon's The Tick , but MOST IMPORTANTLY, the world's #1 Vin Diesel fan, join the show to discuss Vin's latest vinsanity, Bloodshot . Meanwhile Elliott takes us on a tour through the 4th most popular comics publisher of the 90's, Griffin offers a unified Diesel theory, and Stu and Dan do some bullshit, we're sure, but, honestly, that's really the most important stuff, because those two lovable scamps can talk up a storm! Wikipedia synopsis of Book Club Movies recommended in this episode: Funny Face Death by Metal Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning Doc
Sat, April 04, 2020
FH Mini 4 - A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Elliott gives us a preview of his son Sammy's novel, and then things take a turn.
Sat, March 28, 2020
Ep. #309 - Book Club
In our first episode recorded after shit got real, we take a change of pace, and discuss your aunt's favorite movie, Book Club . Can a cast of wonderful old pros elevate the world's most banal script? Meanwhile, Elliott presents his Golden Girls hypothesis, Dan's a huge crybaby, and Stu bravely soldiers on, through his COVID-19. Wikipedia synopsis of Book Club Movies recommended in this episode: Tommy Come to Daddy The World, the Flesh and the Devil The Music Man
Sat, March 21, 2020
Ep. #308 - Verotika
Please read... bear with us on this one -- this was originally intended to be our Maximum Fun Drive episode, before the world exploded. So it may seem a little choppy in places, where we chopped out some fairly extensive MFD talk* (also there's some minor equipment/audio interference toward the end -- sorry). Thank you to our intrepid editor Jordan Kauwling for going above and beyond. Anyway, even though this would normally not be a full episode week, we thought we'd post it now anyway, to help keep folks' spirits up, and if you're wondering why we don't even mention the GIANT GLOBAL PANDEMIC, it's because we taped it before shit got real. Anyway... OH WHAT AN EPISODE. We're joined by screenwriter and Switchblade Sisters host, April Wolfe , to discuss Wolverine himself, Glenn Danzig's directorial debut, Verotika -- an anthology of "sexy" (?) horror tales. And this time we even managed to give April a working microphone ! Brief content warning: because this is an "erotic" horror movie by Danzig, there are some references to violence against women. Honestly, the movie is so incompetent that the awful stuff mostly seems ridiculous in context, but if any reference to that is upsetting, be aware (the episode keeps it to a minimum). * As Jesse notes at the top of the show, the MFD has been postponed indefinitely due to the COVID-19 pandemic, although members should have gotten information to access the bonus content for this year, including The Flop House's "lost" episode on the movie Life (the Jake Gyllenhaal one, not the Eddie Murphy one), and a Judge John Hodgman where the learned judge adjudicates whether Elliott can drag Dan's Twitter jokes. If you still want to become a member, you can go to maximumfun.org/join and become a sponsoring member of the community at any time -- during this pandemic we want to take care of yourselves first and foremost, (and probably second and third too). Then if you have anything extra, donate to disaster relief. But if you're fortunate enough to have EXTRA extra, memberships do help keep Max Fun staffers and podcasters salaried, at this time when everyone is struggling, and help keep the network afloat. Enough jabber! We love you all! Please stay safe and healthy, and we're honored to be there with you while we all struggle through this, if only in your headphones. -- Verotika has no Wiki page. <p
Sat, March 14, 2020
Ep. #307 - Holmes & Watson, LIVE!
Is Holmes & Watson somehow an even worse version of the Sherlock Holmes stories than Sherlock Gnomes ? Will Elliott and Stu be able to console Dan about the latest insult to his beloved hero? Join us for this live show, taped last year in Portland, Oregon, to find out! Wikipedia synopsis for Holmes & Watson Like this live show? Join us in the future! – The Flop House in Toronto – April 18!
Sat, March 07, 2020
FH Mini - No I in Team
In this minisode we take on the topic of teams of specialists, like you might find in heist films. If you want to dictate a future minisode, tweet at us @theflophousepod.
Sat, February 29, 2020
Ep. #306 - The Fanatic
We've been wanting to tackle this one for quite a while, folks, and... oof. Be careful what you wish for. Adal Rifai of the podcast " Hello From the Magic Tavern " joins us to discuss The Fanatic , the movie that asks "What if Fred Durst directed a movie starring a career-self-destructing John Travolta as a man with a developmental disability, with his trademark Limp Bizkit sensitivity?" Meanwhile, Stuart invents the newest horror movie killer, Elliott attacks Dan for his nonexistent position on backstory, and Dan misses Leggs. Wikipedia synopsis of The Fanatic Movies recommended in this episode: Strange Behavior The Long Goodbye Grave of the Fireflies Come and See LIVE SHOW ALERT! – The Flop House in Toronto – April 18!
Sat, February 22, 2020
FH Mini 2: Working Weak
In this minisode we take on the topic of jobs in movies. If you want to dictate a future minisode, tweet at us @theflophousepod.
Sat, February 15, 2020
Ep. #305 - Little Italy
It's the second and final of our two contest winner-selected episodes, this one picked by Scott Yacychyn, who designed our delightful new Flop House "couch monsters" poster, which you can purchase HERE ! It's a romantic comedy called Little Italy (or as they pronounce it, li'lit'ly), set in the world's most romantic city... Toronto! Meanwhile, Stuart gets mad at Elliott, Dan gets mad at Elliott and Stuart, and Elliott just keeps on singing a happy song. Wikipedia synopsis of Little Italy Movies recommended in this episode: Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (or whatever bullshit they re-named it) Tammy and the T-Rex (R-rated cut) Howards End LIVE SHOW ALERT! – The Flop House in Toronto – April 18!
Sat, February 08, 2020
FH Mini #1
Here's a little thing we're trying, sort of as a snack between episodes. Minisodes that are more tangent than show. On this first one, we ask: Goofy -- what's HIS deal?
Sat, February 01, 2020
Ep. #304 - Zarkorr! The Invader
Zar-who-what-now ? We finally get around to one of our contest winner episodes, this one picked by Elizabeth Stege, who designed our delightful new Flop House Housecat t-shirt, which you can purchase HERE ! It's a Full Moon Features (awww yeah, Stu) kaiju movie with about 5 minutes of giant monster action in the whole film. But what it lacks in reason to exist, it makes up for in... charm? We guess? Meanwhile, Stuart explains the advantages to playing with dead things, Elliott explains how time zones work, and Dan introduces an exciting new wrinkle to the show. Wikipedia synopsis of Zarkorr: The Invader! Movies recommended in this episode: VHYes Greener Grass Color Out of Space Sudden Fear LIVE SHOW ALERT! - The Flop House in Toronto - April 18!
Sat, January 18, 2020
Ep. #303 - The Happytime Murders
Didja really think we'd pass up The Happytime Murders ? The movie that many proclaimed the worst of 2018? Don't be silly! We just held onto the episode in our vault of live shows until it was no longer relevant! Please enjoy this live recording from... last summer? We can't remember. Taped at our ol' stomping grounds, The Bell House , in fabulous and increasingly unaffordable Brooklyn, NY! Wikipedia synopsis for The Happytime Murders
Sat, January 11, 2020
Ep. #302 - Cats
SURPRISE! It's an off-week extra episode, just because we didn't want to go ANY longer without discussing that purrfect mewowsical, directed by Tomcat Hooper: CATS ! It's a show so big, we couldn't do it without the dual returns of Cats enthusiast, Jenny Jaffee , and musical theater authority, Ms. Natalie Walker who was AT THE MOTHERFUCKING CATS PREMIERE! We know that there's usually a bunch of gibberish at this point, teasing stuff from the episode, but just dive in, folks! IT'S CATS! Wikipedia synopsis of the "plot" of Cats Movies recommended in this episode: Best Worst Thing That Ever Could Have Happened Black Christmas (2019) CATS!
Sat, January 04, 2020
Ep. #301 - Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
We kick off the New Year (and the next 300 episodes?) by discussing a movie that no one has ANY strong feelings about -- Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker . One programming note: we sort of threw together this episode at the last moment because Elliott was visiting New York, so we skip the usual letters and recommendation segments. Don't worry, though -- we still manage to talk for 100 minutes. Because it's Star Wars. Wikipedia synopsis of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Sat, December 21, 2019
Ep. #300 - The Wicker Man
Well, we made it to three hundred, guys. And it only took us 12 years. What a triumph of the human spirit. Or monument to three lives sorely misused. One of those two things. But hey! It's Cagemas, when we celebrate the work of Saint Nicolas Cage! And Hallie 's here! And we're talking about The Wicker Man ! That's a 300th birthday to be proud of Meanwhile Elliott and Stu really love pronouncing "raspberries," Dan wonders how long you can hold bullets, and Hallie isn't gonna let motherhood tank her Flop House Q rating. Wikipedia synopsis of The Wicker Man No recommendations in this episode, just some Flop House nostalgia.
Sat, December 07, 2019
Ep. #299 - The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
We attempt to exploit the zeitgeist by... reviewing a movie from 1969. We may not be good at this zeitgeist thing. More to the point -- since Disney+ has been in the news, we attempt to bask in some reflected glory by talking about the young Kurt Russell Disney live-action vehicle, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (thanks to longtime Daily Show producer and head researcher Adam Chodikoff for the idea). Meanwhile Stu makes the fatal error of encouraging Elliott's singing, Elliott takes us inside the pitch meetings for our favorite cereal mascots, and Dan has the plague.
Sat, November 23, 2019
Ep. #298 - Venom LIVE
No, you didn't dream it. Way back in January the Peaches went to the University of Wisconsin, Madison (the dead of winter being the best time to visit the upper Midwest), and they discussed the infamous anti-hero superhero movie, Venom . This is that! Wikipedia synopsis for Venom
Sat, November 09, 2019
Ep. #297 - Mortal Engines
Enough about small failures like Slender Man, let's talk about massive, hubristic failures like Mortal Engines ! Meanwhile Stuart discourses on other evil Valentines in fiction, Elliott's got Morgan Spurlock's reciepts, Dan doesn't understand how a single goddamn thing in this movie works, and we're joined by Brendan Hay , executive producer for Harvey Girls Forever! Wikipedia synopsis of Mortal Engines Movies recommended in this episode: Crawl Bones Centipede Horror Pieces Ashes and Embers Ready or Not The Nightingale
Sat, October 26, 2019
Ep. #296 - Slender Man
Shocktober 2019 concludes with our dissection of the Internet meme/creepypasta horror film, Slender Man . Thanks to Max Fun HQ for letting us pop in and use an actual studio for once. Meanwhile Stuart tells a tale of nude figure drawing, Dan reveals karaoke antics, and Elliott's not afraid of businessmen. Wikipedia synopsis of Slender Man Movies recommended in this episode: Boy Three Tears on Bloodstained Flesh Who Let the Dogs Out
Sat, October 12, 2019
Ep. #295 - The Nun
We dip our toe into Shocktober by discussing one of the million court-mandated "The Conjuring" spin-offs, The Nun . Meanwhile Dan prefers that all demon-fighting talk be kept to work hours, Elliott takes down New Age music, and Stuart demands that you stop preaching at him. Wikipedia synopsis of The Nun Movies recommended in this episode: Child's Play Velvet Buzzsaw Emitai LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! October 12 (THAT'S TODAY, JERKS!) – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Sat, September 28, 2019
Ep. #294 - Love on a Leash
For the second episode of Smalltember (Smallvember) 2019, we cave to overwhelming demand and discuss Love on a Leash. Meanwhile, Elliott ain't your daddy's Crypt Keeper, Dan exhibits his remarkable ability for telling two voices apart, and Stuart isn't having a breakdown, that really IS the plot of the movie. Love on a Leash HAS no Wikipedia page. Movies recommended in this episode: Tigers Are Not Afraid Paris is Burning The Murderer Lives at Number 21 LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (early show SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets to the later show!) October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Sat, September 14, 2019
Ep.#293 -- The Joke Thief
Smalltember (Smallvember) begins with a return appearance by the Flop House's favorite (insomuch as a terrible asshole can be a favorite) Canadian energy drink magnate-turned-filmmaker, Frank D'angelo , and his latest cinematic leavings, The Joke Thief . Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his love for all things Stu, Dan gives a few minor script notes, and Elliott's Nicholas Cage has snakes on the brain. You know? Honestly the Wikipedia page for this movie has almost no information. Movies recommended in this episode: Satanic Panic Always Shine Tea With the Dames LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (early show SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets to the later show!) October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Sat, August 31, 2019
Ep. #292 - Welcome to Marwen
Hoo boy, this was a tough one folks. How to navigate the Hollywoodization of a real-life trauma with a dash of weird gender politics? Answer -- less funny than usual, as we discuss Welcome to Marwen . Meanwhile, Elliott completely misunderstands the etymology of "painstaking," Dan details the many tones of Marwen, and Stuart bestows Dan with his Looney Tunes identity. Wikipedia summary for Welcome to Marwen Movies recommended in this episode: Burning The Head Hunter Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (early show SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets to the later show!) October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Sat, August 17, 2019
Ep.# 291 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom LIVE
We're taking a very brief summer break from new recording, and taking the opportunity to release one that we've been holding on to for too long -- Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom . Recorded at Stuart and Dan's very own alma mater, Earlham College , in Richmond, Indiana! Wikipedia summary for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (early show SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets to the later show!) October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Trailer · Sat, August 10, 2019
The Flop House -- A FlopTales Teaser!
Stuart's been hard at work running more Hogsbottom Three RPGs for Elliott, Stuart, and Flop House favorite guest host Zhubin Parang. Here's a little taste of the first episode of their new adventure! They're only available on the Maximum Fun bonus feed, exclusive for donors, so if you want this, and other wonderful bonus content from all the Max Fun shows, please become a member! Thanks to Alexander Smith for editing the episodes, putting together the sound effects, and composing the music.
Sat, August 03, 2019
Ep.#290 - Meatballs Part II
We're joined by the wonderful Sharlene Wellington, owner or partner in many lovely Brooklyn bars (also, she's married to Stu). She wanted to discuss the 1984 summer camp comedy Meatballs Part II , and as three middle-aged men who were raised on dumb 80's shit, who were we to argue? Meanwhile, Sharlene brings her Jewish summer camp experience to the fore, Elliott waxes poetic about making first contact, Stuart promises some future Baby Boomer rants, and Dan takes us on a trip through Meatballs history. Wikipedia summary for Meatballs Part II Movies recommended in this episode: Matinee Midsommar The Sisters Brothers The Devil Wears Prada LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (early show SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets to the later show!) October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Sat, July 20, 2019
Ep. #289 - Robin Hood
Straight from the glamorous and echoey Minneapolis airport-adjacent La Quinta inn, it's all three of the peaches in the same room, chewing over the Taron Egerton, not-your-daddy's- Robin Hood . Meanwhile Dan talks a surprising amount about the Scarlet Pimpernel, Elliott talks about why the Sheriff of Nottingham's goons are a superstitious, cowardly lot, and Stuart is F. Murray Enthusiastic. Wikipedia summary for Robin Hood Movies recommended in this episode: Spider-Man: Far From Home The Hole in the Ground The Adventures of Robin Hood The Gunfighter LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (early show SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets to the later show!) October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Sat, July 06, 2019
Ep. #288 - The Haunting of Sharon Tate
We were so delighted to have longtime Friend-and-Fan-of-Flop, Natalie Walker on the program! We were somewhat less delighted by the film she inexplicably chose, The Haunting of Sharon Tate . Life gives, and life takes. Meanwhile, Stuart hijacks the podcast to discuss the TV show "Younger," Dan shows his shameful lack of knowledge about the Manson murders, and masterful singer Natalie is somehow delighted by Elliott's caterwauling. Wikipedia page for The Haunting of Sharon Tate Movies recommended in this episode: Under the Shadow The Kid Brother Drop Dead Gorgeous Bathtubs Over Broadway
Sat, June 22, 2019
Ep. #287 - Glass
We took a break from live show prep in Portland to return to our beloved M. Night Shyamalan and the last film of his surprise trilogy, Glass . Meanwhile Stuart drags the Philly skyline, Dan points out the problem with exhaustive rule books, and Elliott takes a brave stand against sexist comics store clerks. Wikipedia synopsis for Glass Movies recommended in this episode: Always Be My Maybe Overlord Broadway Melody of 1936 LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (early show SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets to the later show!) October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Sat, June 08, 2019
Ep. #286 - Replicas
With John Wick 3 tearing up the theaters, we discuss this year's OTHER Keanu Reeves movie, Replicas . Meanwhile Dan repeats an old adage about beans, Stuart can't pronounce "Keanu," and Elliott's son really messes up our rhythm. Wikipedia synopsis for Replicas Movies recommended in this episode: J Booksmart Avengement Cold War LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! June 8 – PORTLAND – Revolution Hall – TICKET SALES ARE SLUGGISH, SO PLEASE COME OUT! July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (TWO shows in one night) October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Sat, May 25, 2019
Ep. #285 - Serenity
We discuss something that's been on our want list for a while: the genre-hopping bonkers twist-em-up, Serenity . And to do so, we are joined by the delightful Jenny Jaffe , whose attachment to this film can surely be described as "healthy." Meanwhile Stuart explains costume-care in the stripper industry, Elliott introduces his new hit character "Crawdaddy," and Dan's reaction to the film is a real twist ending! Wikipedia synopsis for Serenity Movies recommended in this episode: John Wick 3: Parabellum Long Shot Alice in the Cities Police Story/ Police Story 2 LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! June 8 – PORTLAND – Revolution Hall - TICKET SALES ARE SLUGGISH, SO PLEASE COME OUT! July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (TWO shows in one night) October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Sat, May 11, 2019
Ep. #284 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald
Elliott, noted non Pot-head, talks about the Potterverse sequel, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald . Meanwhile Elliott talks Charles Dickens crossovers, Stuart almost causes his own brain to explode, saying something nice about Dan Fogler, and Dan is tricked into a lifelong commitment. Wikipedia synopsis for Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewal d LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! June 8 – PORTLAND – Revolution Hall July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (TWO shows in one night) October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Sat, April 27, 2019
Ep. #283 - The Mummy LIVE
It’s been so long, we can't even REMEMBER when we recorded this show on Tom Cruise's The Mummy . But it's from Seattle and it's on tape, so here it is! Wikipedia synopsis for The Mummy LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! June 8 – PORTLAND – Revolution Hall July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (TWO shows in one night) October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Sat, April 13, 2019
Ep. #282 - Castle Freak
It's the moment you've all been waiting for -- we discuss the fabled Castle Freak . And we don't do it alone! We do it with noted B-movie aficionado Joe Bob Briggs who you can also see on Shudder's "The Last Drive-In." Meanwhile, Dan asks salient questions about Grimace's anatomy, Elliott denies all of Dan's best bits, and Stuart fulfills his destiny. Wikipedia synopsis for Castle Freak Movies recommended in this episode: Chopping Mall TerrorVision Howling: New Moon Rising Atlantic City LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! June 8 – PORTLAND – Revolution Hall July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (TWO shows in one night) October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Sat, March 30, 2019
Ep. #281 - The Nutcracker and the Four Realms
MAX FUN DRIVE part TWO! We talk about The Nutcracker and the Four Realms , which Elliott chose for some baffling reason. Meanwhile, Elliott explains Richard Gere's Mothman issues, Stuart reveals the scariest number of ghosts, and Dan takes the show off-road to an abandoned farm. Wikipedia synopsis for The Nutcracker and the Four Realms Movies recommended in this episode: Jason and the Argonauts Us A Bigger Spash LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! June 8 – PORTLAND – Revolution Hall July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (TWO shows in one night) October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Sat, March 23, 2019
Ep. #280 - Peppermint
It's MAX FUN DRIVE time, everyone! That means we're putting out an extra episode on a week we'd normally take off and drink pina coladas or something. Instead we watched the Jennifer Garner revenge fantasy Peppermint , and hoo boy is it racist! Meanwhile, Elliott reveals his Mandela effect defense attorney strategy, Stuart gets lost in his thoughts, and YOU'RE NOT DAN'S DAD, JESSE. If you like what we do, and you have the means, please consider becoming a Max Fun DONOR! Wikipedia synopsis for Peppermint Movies recommended in this episode: Captain Marvel The Wailing Early Man LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! June 8 – PORTLAND – Revolution Hall July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater
Sat, March 16, 2019
Ep. #279 - The Dark Tower LIVE
We continue to exploit our vault of unreleased live shows, with this discussion of The Dark Tower , with special additional guest co-host, Hallie Haglund , the star of the show. And for those who don't dig live shows, good news! Since next week is Max Fun Drive , we'll be releasing an EXTRA EPISODE during a week we'd normally be dark. Everyone wins! Wikipedia synopsis for The Dark Tower LIVE SHOW DATES 2019! June 8 - PORTLAND - Revolution Hall July 13 - MINNEAPOLIS - Parkway September 28 - BOSTON - WBUR CitySpace (TWO shows in one night) October 12 - LOS ANGELES - The Regent Theater
Sat, March 02, 2019
Ep. #278 - Oscar Review Special
By popular demand, we talk about all the glitz and glamor that is... OSCAR! Movies recommended in this episode: Black Coal, Thin Ice Piercing Minding the Gap
Sat, February 16, 2019
Ep.#277 - Catwoman
We reached into our archives, all the way back to 2017, to bring you this performance taped at the Now Hear This podcast festival. Elliott's not here (something about it being "too far to fly across the whole country for an unpaid gig, waaah waaah waaaah), but we've replaced him with guest host Ronny Chieng of Crazy Rich Asians and The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. Did we hold onto this so long, just to wait until Ronny was a BIG MOVIE STAR? Perhaps!
Sat, February 02, 2019
Ep. #276 - Life Itself
We don't usually editorialize on our own show, but... this is a good one, guys. The gang got together in a hotel room after our Madison, Wisconsin live show to discuss Life Itself , one of the most baffling, and most pleased with itself movies ever made, about nothing less than THE HUMAN CONDITION. Meanwhile, Stuart explains the secret history of the Zales shadow, Elliott reveals God's secret message to us via olives, and Dan suggests you just cover yourself in Wikipedia synopsis for Life Itself Movies recommended in this episode: Hotel Artemis Standoff at Sparrow Creek Kumiko the Treasure Hunter
Sat, January 19, 2019
Ep. #275 - The Meg
It's Jason Statham and a giant shark. Whaddaya need, a roadmap? We discuss The Meg . Meanwhile, Dan reveals a surprising science fact about Meg Ryan, Elliott reveals that Swamp Thing is the ideal male body, and Stuart's feet have a surprising superpower. Wikipedia synopsis for The Meg Movies recommended in this episode: Easy Living Rust Creek Can You Ever Forgive Me
Sat, January 05, 2019
Ep. #274 - Gotti
This one topped the lists of the worst movies of 2018, and it was so bad Dan barely understood what the fuck was happening, which you can tell, based on how little he can bring himself to say. Luckily, Elliott makes up for it by never shutting up. We discuss Gotti . Meanwhile, Stuart explains what it's like to play a game with Dan, Elliott starts a new podcast devoted to the human body's holes, and as always, when it comes to letters, Dan is a consummate professional. Wikipedia synopsis for Gotti Movies recommended in this episode: Under the Silver Lake Mausoleum We Need to Talk About Kevin First Reformed LIVE SHOWS: The Flop House in Madison, WI on 1/26 The Flop House in Brooklyn on 2/3
Sat, December 22, 2018
Ep. #273 - The Humanity Bureau
Can the magic of Cagemas overcome the most rote Nicholas Cage vehicle we've ever discussed, The Humanity Bureau ? Meanwhile, Stuart reminisces about the Cage days of his youth, Dan writes a happy ending for some Foodfight! characters, and Elliott sets down some strict boundaries surrounding his son's bath time. Wikipedia synopsis for The Humanity Bureau Movies recommended in this episode: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Leprechaun Returns Summer 1993 LIVE SHOWS: The Flop House in Madison, WI on 1/26
Sat, December 08, 2018
Ep. #272 - Pottersville
We talk about the inexplicably star-studded comedy, The Bigfoot Who Saved Christmas. Excuse us, " Pottersville ." Meanwhile, Stuart brags about his back strength, Dan uncovers the world of Raising Cain conventions, and Elliott goes on his longest (most infuriating?) bit ever. Wikipedia synopsis for Pottersville Movies recommended in this episode: Anything Goes Suspiria Blindspotting LIVE SHOWS: The Flop House in Madison, WI on 1/26
Sat, November 24, 2018
Ep. #271 - Death Wish
Why is Bruce Willis starring in an NRA recruitment video? Wait, this is a MOVIE? Are you sure? We talk about Death Wish . Meanwhile, Elliott writes the horror movie "Dr. Sleepypants," we get insight into Stu's endless Critters gifs, and Dan shows off his kaleidoscopic character work, during pie talk. Wikipedia synopsis for Death Wish Movies recommended in this episode: The Old Man & the Gun A Star is Born Shirkers LIVE SHOWS: The Flop House in Madison, WI on 1/26
Sat, November 10, 2018
Ep. #270 - Interview with the Vampire
Remember that surprisingly well-defined contest Elliott spearheaded a few episodes back? Well the contest winner decided what we should watch, and it was Interview with the Vampire . Will we fall victim to its bloodsucking charms? Meanwhile, Elliott apologizes to goths, Stuart lists a few Ecks vs. Sever sequels, and Dan disputes the very premise of the movie. Wikipedia synopsis for Interview with the Vampire Movies recommended in this episode: First Man The Night Comes for Us Save the Tiger
Sat, October 27, 2018
Ep #269 - Friend Request
It's our second SHOCKTOBER episode (not that you'd know it, because Dan keeps forgetting to plug in the fucking Shocktober theme)! This time, we return to the social media horror well, with Friend Request . Meanwhile, Elliott gives a peek behind the curtain of Teddy Ruxpin fanatics, Stuart tells us what this movie really should be called, and Dan... well we're still mad at Dan for NOT PUTTING IN THE GODDAMN SHOCKTOBER THEME. Movies recommended in this episode: Hold the Dark Apostle The Funeral
Sat, October 13, 2018
Ep #268 - Truth or Dare
The most wondrous time of the year, SHOCKTOBER is here! And to start us off, we watched Truth or Dare AKA Blumhouse's Truth or Dare AKA Teens be Dyin'. Meanwhile, Elliott explains the miracle of birth, Dan explains the fear of death, and Stuart spins tales of spring break memories. Wikipedia synopsis for Truth or Dare Movies recommended in this episode: The Duelists Undisputed 3: Redemption What Keeps You Alive
Sat, September 29, 2018
Ep. #267 - Dwegons and Leprechauns
We close out Smalltember with one of our "favorite" genres: the ill-conceived, micro-budgeted computer animated film. And Dwegons and Leprechauns is a horrific, fever dream of a doozy. Meanwhile, Dan remains the master of the unintended double entendre, Stuart ponders what "dweg" means, and Elliott insists we kill a Muppet. No Wikipedia page for Dwegons and Leprechauns, as if someone is working to WIPE ALL EVIDENCE OF THIS MOVIE FROM EXISTENCE. (God bless them.) Movies recommended in this episode BlackkKlansman Mandy Tampopo LIVE SHOWS: The Flop House in Richmond, IN on 11/3 The Flop House in Madison, WI on 1/26
Sat, September 15, 2018
Ep. #266 - Slamma Jamma
For our first Smalltember episode of 2018, we discuss Slamma Jamma , the film about slam dunking your way to Jesus. Meanwhile, Elliott gives us some hat-wearing etiquette, Dan is upset that the characters aren't criminal masterminds, and Stuart sets everything right by making it clear he's just kidding. Wikipedia page for Slamma Jamma Movies recommended in this episode Body Bags The Tale Operation Finale
Sat, September 01, 2018
Ep. #265 - Geostorm LIVE
The Peaches are still on their life-mandated summer break, so we bring you this second live episode, straight from the Historic Sixth & I Synagogue in Washington, D.C. We'll be back with normal episodes soon, we promise! Until then, enjoy Geostorm ! Wikipedia synopsis for Geostorm
Sat, August 18, 2018
Ep. #264 - The Emoji Movie LIVE
Elliott just had his second child, and Dan is about to move apartments, so in the middle of all this peach upheaval, we dig out a live show from the vaults. Specifically, our San Francisco show, where we discussed The Emoji Movie . Wikipedia synopsis for The Emoji Movie
Sat, August 04, 2018
Ep. #263 - Samson
Jordan Morris joins the peaches to talk about the biblical story that somehow Dan always wants to spell "Sampson," Samson . Meanwhile Dan advocates for all-hours masturbation, Elliott rewrites the hit film "Book Club," Stuart gets all hyped up for the appearance of an old god, and Jordan talks about a tiny little MaxFun project that's had absolutely no promotion. Wikipedia synopsis for Samson Movies recommended in this episode Tragedy Girls Oculus The Painted Veil L7: Pretend We're Dead
Sat, July 21, 2018
Ep. #262 - Sherlock Gnomes
We discuss Sherlock Gnomes , the sequel to Gnomeo and Juliet, the first movie entirely based on a stupid rhyme. Meanwhile Stuart somehow forgets the song Rocket Man, Elliott remembers every OTHER song, and Dan talks far too much about sex swings. Wikipedia synopsis for Sherlock Gnomes Movies recommended in this episode Incredibles 2 The Purchase Price Assassination Games Hereditary
Sat, July 07, 2018
Ep. #261 - The Hurricane Heist
On this episode we discuss the alliterative disaster-heist movie hybrid The Hurricane Heist . Meanwhile Stuart is tired, Dan is hungover, Elliott is at his in-laws, and by the time this episode drops 2/3 of us will be on vacation, so let's all just pretend I wrote more detailed show notes, okay? Wikipedia synopsis for The Hurricane Heist Movies recommended in this episode Human Highway Andre the Giant Gilbert Sorry to Bother You
Sat, June 23, 2018
Ep.#260 - Brain Smasher... A Love Story
On this episode April Wolfe from Switchblade Sisters and Who Shot Ya? joins us to discuss a direct-to-video movie you've probably only heard about if you had HBO back in the early 90's: Brain Smasher... A Love Story . Meanwhile Elliott reveals his pro-samurai agenda, Stuart reveals his imprisoning Garfield fantasies, and Dan impugns the Muppets' ability as Broadway hitmakers. Wikipedia synopsis for Brain Smasher... A Love Story Movies recommended in this episode Upgrade Revenge I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore Journey Into Fear
Sat, June 09, 2018
Ep. #259 - Fifty Shades Freed
Hey, whaddaya know, with Fifty Shades Freed , we did our first full trilogy. Or, because it's Fifty Shades, should we call it a THRILLogy? No. No we shouldn't. Meanwhile Elliott discusses the most cutting-edge cenobite, Stuart briefly becomes Gene Shalit, and Dan has old man ears. Wikipedia synopsis for Fifty Shades Freed Movies recommended in this episode Solo: A Star Wars Story Secretary Come and Get It
Sat, May 26, 2018
Ep. #258 - Justice League
With Infinity War breaking records, it's time to check in with that OTHER cinematic universe, that hath given the Flop House so much, with our look at Justice League . Meanwhile, Stuart reveals Donatello's government job, Dan misreads the title, and Elliott posits that Batman is the result of inbreeding. Also, there was a problem with Elliott's audio track this week, so we had to switch to a backup recording halfway through. Apologies for the diminished audio quality. We're as annoyed as you are. Wikipedia synopsis for Justice League Movies recommended in this episode Bone Tomahawk Hard Boiled Advise & Consent
Sat, May 12, 2018
Ep. #257 - The Greatest Showman
Because Huge Ackman so desperately wanted to do a big, original musical, we found ourselves watching The Greatest Showman . And it sure is... showy. Meanwhile, Elliott names off cold-based DC villains, Stuart has feelings on the name Phineas, and Dan apparently goes into a brief memory coma. Wikipedia synopsis for The Greatest Showman Movies recommended in this episode The Little Hours Ingrid Goes West The Endless
Sat, April 28, 2018
Ep. #256 - Power Rangers
Because they haven't gotten around to a gritty Saved by the Bell reboot, we discuss Power Rangers . Meanwhile, Elliott gives us the local news report, Stuart calls Elliott to task for the laziness of his impressions, and Dan inadvertently says the grossest thing that's ever been on the show. Wikipedia synopsis for Power Rangers Movies recommended in this episode You Were Never Really Here It Comes at Night Private Parts
Sat, April 14, 2018
Ep. #255 - The Layover
The Max Fun Drive is technically over, but if you go to maximumfun.org/donate, this weekend, it'll still count! As for us, we watched "William H. Macy Surrounds Himself With Beautiful Women: The Movie" AKA " The Layover. " Meanwhile, Dan insults the noble profession of teaching, Elliott reminds us of that time Bill Clinton awarded a medal to a character from Con Air, and Stuart is a Layover detective, picking up all the clues. Wikipedia synopsis for The Layover Movies recommended in this episode The Blood of Heroes The Death of Stalin It's Always Fair Weather
Sat, March 31, 2018
Ep. #254 - Kidnap
It's the Max Fun Drive, everyone! So put down your phones and go donate at maximumfun.org/donate , while you're thinking about it! Everyone back? Good. Because we had a lot of fun watching the Halle Berry Taken-style thriller, Kidnap , and we think you can tell. Meanwhile, Stuart details problems with his Alexa, Dan speculates unfairly about swamp folk, and Elliott reminds us all he's a father again. Wikipedia synopsis for Kidnap Movies recommended in this episode Thoroughbreds Good Time Thelma and Louise
Sat, March 17, 2018
Ep. #253 - The Snowman
Mister Police, you could have saved us from watching The Snowman . You gave us all the clues. Meanwhile, Elliott takes us behind the scenes at Shrek, Stuart bravely reveals his medical syndrome, and creepo Dan McCoy is a creepy creep. Wikipedia synopsis for The Snowman Movies recommended in this episode Southern Comfort Annihilation Silence
Sat, March 03, 2018
Ep. 252 - The Book of Henry LIVE
Another from our backlog of live shows! This one is from Toronto, our discussion of The Book of Henry! Wikipedia synopsis for The Book of Henry
Sat, February 17, 2018
Ep. #251 - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
We watch one we were all honestly pretty excited about: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets . Were we all as excited once we were done? Meanwhile Dan introduces a new Jeff Foxworthy routine, Elliott explains Nicholas Cage's pursuit of Bernadette Peters, and 'allo 'allo? Oo's back again, then, Stuart? Wikipedia synopsis for Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Movies recommended in this episode Mom and Dad Raw Now, Voyager
Sat, February 03, 2018
Ep. #250 - The Apple
Hey, we found a guy from much more popular podcasts than ours to come guest host with us. Travis McElroy from My Brother My Brother and Me and The Adventure Zone (and like 50 others) joins us to discuss the movie he insisted we watch, The Apple . It's... a trip. Meanwhile Elliott clarifies the plot to Bosom Buddies, Dan refuses to meet an actual vampire, Stuart reveals a Julian Sands secret, and Travis quickly discovers that the easiest way to fit in is to bully Dan. Wikipedia synopsis for The Apple Movies recommended in this episode Kingsman: The Golden Circle High Tension Phantom Thread Rabid Columbus
Sat, January 20, 2018
Ep.# 249 - The Great Wall LIVE
We dig into our vaults to bring you this live The Great Wall episode, from the Philly Podcast Festival! Wikipedia synopsis for The Great Wall
Sat, January 06, 2018
Ep.#247 - Bright
Two in-person episodes in a row? This one recorded in Dan's apartment? Must be a post-Cagemas miracle! And to ring in the New Year, we talk about Netflix's racially shaky blockbuster Bright . Meanwhile, Dan explains his dimension of shrimp, Elliott likely angers Marc Maron, and Stuart is Ike Barinholtz's number one fan. Wikipedia synopsis for Bright Movies recommended in this episode A Dark Song Brawl in Cell Block 99 I, Tonya Logan Lucky Dunkirk
Sat, December 23, 2017
Ep.#247 - Inconceivable
Merry Cagemas everyone! Reunited and it feels so good -- we recorded this one all together, in Dan's hotel room in San Francisco. What made we of the Cage-light domestic thriller Inconceivable ? You'll have to listen to find out. Meanwhile, Stu has photographic recall of Unforgettable, Elliott explains the genealogy of the "O" family, and Dan is just a vast expanse of flesh. Wikipedia synopsis for Inconceivable Movies recommended in this episode The Verdict The Devil's Candy The Furies
Sat, December 09, 2017
Ep.#246 - 50 Shades Darker LIVE
We reached into the vault to finally release this gem from back in the summer, the first and only time we've had an extra guest at a live show, the always lovable Hallie Haglund . And what better thing for three gross dudes to discuss with a woman than 50 Shades Darker ? Wikipedia synopsis for 50 Shades Darker LIVE SHOWS Dec. 9 – San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater
Sat, November 25, 2017
Ep.#245 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
We're doing another podcrawl , along with Read it and Weep and Too Beautiful to Live ! They covered the first two of the original Ninja Turtles movies, and we covered Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III aka the one where they go back in time and wear samurai garb that is somehow fitted to giant turtles. Meanwhile, Stu reveals Elliott's diaper secret, Dan has an energy drink scam, and Elliott poses a question about inter-generational incest. Wikipedia synopsis for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III Movies recommended in this episode Lady Bird Found Footage 3D Sawdust and Tinsel LIVE SHOWS Dec. 9 – San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater
Sat, November 11, 2017
Ep. #244 - Unforgettable
Our love (?) affair with Katherine Heigl continues, as we discuss the crazy ex-wife thriller " Unforgettable ." Meanwhile Elliott leans deep into dad jokes, Stuart discourses on the racism of a Mexican restaurant, and Dan''s covered in chili. Wikipedia synopsis for Unforgettable Movies recommended in this episode The Shop Around the Corner Thor: Ragnorok Crimson Peak The Lost City of Z LIVE SHOWS Dec. 9 – San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater
Sat, October 28, 2017
Ep. #243 - The Bye Bye Man
Shocktober concludes with the playfully titled The Bye Bye Man , starring the titular Bye Bye Man and some boring people. Meanwhile, Elliott channels Freddy Kreuger to give the Bye Bye Man some advice, Stu explains Dan doesn't have to pick up floor food, and Dan has some questions about fish blow jobs. Wikipedia synopsis for The Bye Bye Man Movies recommended in this episode Applecart Gerald's Game Happy Death Day Queen of Earth Christine LIVE SHOWS Dec. 9 – San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater
Sat, October 14, 2017
Ep. #242 - Rings LIVE!
We discuss Rings , live at the Regent Theater in downtown L.A., with special guest Jordan Morris of Jordan Jesse Go! Wikipedia synopsis for Rings LIVE SHOWS Oct. 21 – Toronto, at the Royal Theater Dec. 9 – San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater
Sat, September 30, 2017
Ep. #241 - Pass Thru
Smalltember Small-Stars concludes with Pass Thru , a.k.a. us revisiting the endless well of crazy that is Neil Breen, the lumpy messiah-complex-ed Las Vegas architect who's also a one-man moviemaking factory. Will we be as charmed by him this time around? Meanwhile, Stu rails against those who rail against political correctness, Dan reveals childhood spider trauma, and Elliott is under attack by helicopters. Wikipedia page for Neil Breen Movies recommended in this episode Salesman mother! Inside No. 9 LIVE SHOWS Oct. 8 – The whole gang in Los Angeles, at the Regent Theater Oct. 21 – The whole gang in Toronto, at the Royal Theater Dec. 9 – The whole gang in San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater
Sat, September 16, 2017
Ep. #240 - Sicilian Vampire
It's Smalltember Small-Stars, with a return to Frank D'Angelo, the Canadian energy drink magnate and bad movie savant behind No Depo$it . This time we discuss his undead Italian saga, Sicilian Vampire . Meanwhile Stuart is on about millennials, Dan poses a salient point about bananas, and Elliott is bound and determined to go through this movie beat-by-beat. Wikipedia page for Sicilian Vampire LIVE SHOWS Oct. 8 – The whole gang in Los Angeles, at the Regent Theater Oct. 21 - The whole gang in Toronto, at the Royal Theater Dec. 9 – The whole gang in San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater
Sat, September 02, 2017
Ep, #239 - Ghost in the Shell
We're back, baby! And we're all ready to jack into the matrix to cyber-brain download Ghost in the Shell , or something. Meanwhile, Dan goes all googly eyes, Stuart spins some controversial theories about Middle-Earth, and Elliott takes us down to his seafood restaurant. And yes, we hear that crackling noise on Elliott's audio too. We have no idea why it happened, but we're working on it. Let's hope our cross-country recording isn't bedeviled by Gremlins. Wikipedia synopsis for Ghost in the Shell LIVE SHOWS Sept. 9 – No Elliott, but with Ronny Chieng in New York at the Now Hear This Festival Oct. 8 – The whole gang in Los Angeles, at the Regent Theater Dec. 9 – The whole gang in San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater
Sat, August 19, 2017
Ep. #238 - xXx: The Return of Xander Cage LIVE
While Elliott's making the transition into the relaxed SoCal lifestyle, we're running some shows we have in the bank, like this live show from back in the winter, which may have been our best one yet. Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Hitchcock's commercial work, Stuart wants us to know that he can do impressions too, and Dan accidentally says something untoward about his mom. Wikipedia synopsis for xXx: The Return of Xander Cage LIVE SHOWS Sept. 9 – No Elliott, but with Ronny Chieng in New York at the Now Hear This Festival Oct. 8 – The whole gang in Los Angeles, at the Regent Theater Dec. 9 – The whole gang in San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater
Sat, August 05, 2017
Ep. #237 - Ishtar
It's an emotional moment. This is the last regular episode where all three peaches will be in Dan's apartment recording together, in the same space. It's also the ten year anniversary of this dumb podcast's existence. So how did we celebrate it? By taking a look at what was supposedly the worst movie back when we were growing up, Ishtar . Elliott vastly improves "Meet Dave," Dan somehow misses some nudity, and Stuart talks about a "tug in his butt," whatever that means. We're gonna miss this, guys. Wikipedia synopsis for Ishtar Movies recommended in this episode: Robin Hood John Wick: Chapter 2 Winter Kills LIVE SHOWS Sept. 9 - No Elliott, but with (hopefully) Ronny Chieng in New York at the Now Hear This Festival Oct. 10 - The whole gang in Los Angeles, at the Regent Theater Dec. 9 - The whole gang in San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater
Sat, July 22, 2017
Ep. #236 - Suicide Squad LIVE
We reach way back into the Flop House vault to bring you a live show from the winter, with Suicide Squad . The commercials are all-new, though. That's good for something, right? Meanwhile, Elliott tries to sell us the character of the Joker, Stuart suggests the hell of being Boomarang, and Dan is accident prone. Wikipedia synopsis for Suicide Squad
Sat, July 08, 2017
Ep. #235 - USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage
It's Cagemas in July, with the utterly forgotten USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage . Meanwhile, Stu teaches us how the cool kids say "Indianapolis," Elliott makes fun of an adorable old veteran, and Dan invents the WWDND bracelet. Meanwhile, Owen Wilson shows up way too much. Wikipedia synopsis for USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage Movies recommended in this episode: I Am Not Your Negro Crumb Baby Driver LIVE SHOW ALERT! We’ll be at the PHILLY PODCAST FESTIVAL on July 16th at 8:30 pm!
Sat, June 24, 2017
Ep. #234 - The Accountant
It's the movie that thinks autism is the secret to becoming a John Wick-style super-killer, The Accountant . Meanwhile Elliott details Randy Newman's difficulty with dirty rhymes, Dan exhausts his knowledge of Zurich, Stuart hates Cheerios, and we all make some probably ill-advised jokes about the murder of Jean Smart. Wikipedia synopsis for The Accountant Movies recommended in this episode: Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb The Blackcoat's Daughter The Sympathizer LIVE SHOW ALERT! We’ll be at the PHILLY PODCAST FESTIVAL on July 16th at 8:30 pm!
Sat, June 10, 2017
Ep.#233 - The Comedian
We discuss the most accurate and hilarious movie about stand-up ever made, The Comedian . Meanwhile Dan starts off the show by being gross, Stuart reveals his favorite kind of turtle, and Elliott tells us about a few nursery rhyme comedians. Apologies for the continued low Stuart audio. We're trying to get to the bottom of it. Wikipedia synopsis for A The Comedian Movies recommended in this episode: We Are Still Here She Wore a Yellow Ribbon The Muppet Movie LIVE SHOW ALERT! We'll be at the Alamo Drafthouse Brooklyn , riffing over Nic Cage's Stolen on June 22 at 7:30 pm. Also, we’ll be at the PHILLY PODCAST FESTIVAL on July 16th at 8:30 pm!
Fri, June 02, 2017
Flop House Promotional Movie Minute
Just a little note and some goofery about our live show.
Sat, May 27, 2017
Ep.#232 - A Dog's Purpose
We watch the dog grief porn A Dog's Purpose . Meanwhile Dan gets to the bottom of a Lassie mystery, Stuart gives us a hall pass, and Elliott masturbates to rhymes. Apologies for the audio that makes it sound like Stuart is in the other room. We have no idea how that happened. Wikipedia synopsis for A Dog's Purpose Movies recommended in this episode: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Hounds of Love 20th Century Women LIVE SHOW ALERT! We added another show on June 9 at The Bell House at 10:00 pm! Tickets HERE . Also, we'll be at the PHILLY PODCAST FESTIVAL on July 16th at 8:30 pm!
Sat, May 13, 2017
Ep. #231 - Mother's Day
Just in time for Mother's Day we discuss Mother's Day . Let it never to be said that we don't have our finger on the pulse of the zeitgeist. Meanwhile master of impressions Dan returns, Elliott sells branded Timothy Olyphant pants, Stu explains tattoo reveals, and Paul Sabourin from Paul and Storm guests. Wikipedia synopsis for Mother's Day Movies recommended in this episode: Resolution Colossal Topsy-Turvy Train to Busan Bad Moms LIVE SHOW ALERT! We added another show on June 9 at The Bell House at 10:00 pm! Tickets HERE .
Sat, April 29, 2017
Ep. #230 - Monster Trucks
We discuss the movie based on a not-really pun, Monster Trucks . Meanwhile Elliott talks about Love in an Elevator for waaay too long, Stu asks some Saved by the Bell questions, Dan's penis habits are described at length, and we're all sorry about the technical problems in this episode. Wikipedia synopsis for Monster Trucks Movies recommended in this episode: The Void The Purge: Election Year Creed
Sat, April 15, 2017
Ep. #229 - Assassin's Creed
We discuss the movie made up entirely of video game cutscenes, Assassin's Creed . Meanwhile Elliott does the classic "apple bit," we hear another one of Stu's goofs and bloops, and Dan's sick voice is all gravely and such. Wikipedia synopsis for Collateral Beauty Movies recommended in this episode: Suddenly! The Music Room Critters 2
Sat, April 01, 2017
Ep. #228 - Collateral Beauty
We discuss Will Smith's spiritual sequel to Seven Pounds, Collateral Beauty . Meanwhile, Stu unveils his hot new nickname, Elliott tries to get Keira Knightly's attention, and the less said about Dan in this episode, the better. Wikipedia synopsis for Collateral Beauty Movies recommended in this episode: Wonder Boys Get Out Promise
Sat, March 25, 2017
Ep. #227 - 1941
An extra-special bonus episode for the MaxFun Drive, where we're joined by Mr. John Hodgman to talk about Steven Spielberg's legendary flop 1941 . Movies recommended in this episode: I Wanna Hold Your Hand Manborg The Miracle of Morgan's Creek
Sat, March 18, 2017
Ep. #226 - Max Steel
We discuss a movie from last year that flopped so badly that Elliott refuses to believe it exists: Max Steel . Meanwhile Dan sings a Carmen Sandiego duet, Stuart gives his fish-based SNL audition, and Elliott texts a lot. Wikipedia synopsis for Max Steel Movies recommended in this episode: The Neon Demon The Devils The Lobster
Sat, March 04, 2017
Ep. #225 - Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings
Why is this movie not in Smalltember? Well, Stu said he wanted to watch Max Magician for his birthday, and we all said "fuck it." Meanwhile Dan doesn't know which corpse to punch, Elliott suggests an alternate course for Teen Wolf, and Stu has no pants. NO WIKIPEDIA SYNOPSIS for this film. Does it EVEN EXIST? Movies recommended in this episode: Moonlight The Edge of Seventeen Lost Soul My Night at Maud's
Sat, February 18, 2017
Ep. #224 - Zoolander 2
We think this one broke Elliott, guys. We watched the only film Leonard Maltin walked out on: Zoolander 2 . Meanwhile Dan totally nails a Mario impression, Stuart decides which Roger Rabbit weasel he is, and Elliott admits his fedora-wearing past. Wikipedia synopsis for Zoolander 2 Movies recommended in this episode: A Shot in the Dark Postcards from the Edge Love & Anarchy
Sat, February 04, 2017
Ep. #223 - The Last Witch Hunter
We discuss The Last Witch Hunter . All other witch hunters presumably having been herded into the sea by the Red Bull. Meanwhile Meanwhile Elliott explains man-witches, Dan looks to an extreme James Bond to save a wounded nation, and Stuart is obsessed with billiards. Wikipedia synopsis for The Last Witch Hunter Movies recommended in this episode: Help Session 9 I Married a Witch
Sat, January 21, 2017
Ep. #222 - Home Sweet Hell
We have a homecoming to Katherine Heigl (a heiglcoming? no.) with a movie that truly no one remembered existed but Dan, Home Sweet Hell . Meanwhile Stuart gives us his SNL audition, Dan explains the secret origin of Georgian cuisine, and Elliott plays the game show that's sweeping the nation. Wikipedia synopsis for Home Sweet Hell Movies recommended in this episode: Pennies from Heaven Manchester by the Sea Phantasm Wishmaster
Sat, January 07, 2017
Ep. #221 - Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
This is a big one folks. Batman v. Superman v. The Flop House. Meanwhile Stuart makes it very clear this is not your daddy's anything, Dan does a dead-on Katherine Hepburn, and Elliott reveals how Nicholas Cage rents softcore pornography. Wikipedia synopsis for Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice Movies recommended in this episode: The Gate Fanny and Alexander Moonlight
Sat, December 24, 2016
Ep.#220 - The Trust
Cagemas comes but once a year. Will Saint Nicholas Cage bring us something glorious or another lump of coal for our cinematic stockings? We discuss The Trust . Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his testicle-based library habits, Elliott explores Paul Verhoven's love for California Dreams, and Dan solos on the hot sax. Wikipedia synopsis for The Trust Movies recommended in this episode: Hell or High Water Elle Outcast of the Islands If you would like to contribute to the Flop House Facebook charity drive for Planned Parenthood, GO HERE .
Sat, December 10, 2016
Ep. #219 - Saving Christmas
It's hard to overstate just how barely the Kirk Cameron "materialism-is-good" explainer Saving Christmas qualifies as a movie. Meanwhile, Stuart talks about his gogurt buying habits, Elliott dramatizes Frank Sinatra's sexual habits, and Dan is genuinely disturbed by this movie's theology. Wikipedia synopsis for Saving Christmas Movies recommended in this episode: The Squid and the Whale Arrival Don't Breathe If you would like to contribute to the Flop House Facebook charity drive for Planned Parenthood, GO HERE . Flop House Christmas opening theme by John M. Davis and closing theme by Jon Biegen. REMINDER: Alamo Brooklyn LIVE SHOW tickets go on sale MONDAY.
Sat, November 26, 2016
Ep. #218 - Nine Lives
Kevin Spacey as a cat sounds just purrrrfect (TM) for the Flop House, so we watched Nine Lives . Meanwhile, Stuart tells of his adventures with Kirsten Dunst, Dan suggests a terrible new method of shooting porn, and Elliott tells an offensive phone book joke. Wikipedia synopsis for Nine Lives Movies recommended in this episode: Waxwork II: Lost in Time Losing Ground Encounters at the End of the World If you would like to contribute to the Flop House Facebook charity drive for Planned Parenthood, GO HERE . Buy tickets for the FLOP HOUSE LIVE SHOW .
Sat, November 12, 2016
Ep. #217 - Independence Day: Resurgence
Back to our non-Shocktober fare as we mourn election day with our Independence Day: Resurgence discussion. Meanwhile, Elliott gives the JD Power porn star awards, Stuart's weenus is protected, and Dan cannot leave President Sex Criminal alone. Wikipedia synopsis for Independence Day: Resurgence Movies recommended in this episode: Doctor Strange Dog Soldiers No End A Little Romance
Sat, October 29, 2016
Ep. #216 - The Gallows
On this final SHOCKTOBER episode we discuss the noose-is-loose would-be chiller The Gallows . Meanwhile, Elliott somehow weasels his way out of doing a Muppet voice, Stuart reveals Dick Tracy's bias against the disabled, and Dan somehow doesn't let the movie's plotting make his head explode. Wikipedia synopsis for The Gallows Movies recommended in this episode: The Handmaiden Hunt for the Wilderpeople Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural
Sat, October 15, 2016
Ep. #215 - The Lazarus Effect
Shocktober continues! On this episode we discuss the Flatliners-esque Lazarus Effect . More specific shownotes canceled on account of Dan's sick. Wikipedia synopsis for The Lazarus Effect Movies recommended in this episode: Viy Pet Sematary The Shallows Shin Godzilla
Sat, October 01, 2016
Ep.# 214 - Victor Frankenstein
BOOOGENS! Shocktober begins with Victor Frankenstein , the movie that posits that maybe we don't actually wanna see the monster that much. Meanwhile, Elliott disrespects the death of several major pop artists, Stu brings up Jackie Chan again, and Dan says some weird things about ears and hot dogs. Wikipedia synopsis for Victor Frankenstein. Movies recommended in this episode: Mr. Right The Howling The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean
Sat, September 17, 2016
Ep. #213 - Christian Mingle
Smalltember/vember continues! On this episode we discuss the feature length ad for a dating website and for God, Christian Mingle . and Stuart explains how to find cartoon porn, Dan checks his website privilege, and Elliott "Weekend at Bernies"es someone very close to him. Wikipedia synopsis for Christian Mingle. Movies recommended in this episode: Mustang The Duke of Burgundy Hard Target 2
Sat, September 03, 2016
Ep. #212 - No Depo$it
Smalltember/vember begins with a movie none of us had heard of until a couple of Canadian listeners pressed a blu-ray into our hot little hands: No Deposit . Meanwhile Elliott reveals Ringo Starr's adventures in New Jersey, Stuart sends a giant child straight to the circus, and Dan delivers a line that should NOT be taken out of context. NO WIKIPEDIA SYNOPSIS for No Deposit. So here's a page for Frank D'Angelo. Movies recommended in this episode: Demolition Man A Midsummer Night's Dream Pather Panchali
Sat, August 20, 2016
Ep. #211 - Godzilla (1998)
At the request of charity contest winner Erik North, we discuss the classic (?) 1998 version of Godzilla . Meanwhile Dan tries to explain Dangerous Liaisons, Elliott surprises no one by reading a Godzilla-centered magazine, and Stuart gives you some advice about how to get milk. Wikipedia synopsis for Godzilla. Movies recommended in this episode: Tickled Hitchcock/Truffaut Everybody Wants Some! Harlan County U.S.A. MAXFUN MEETUP at HINTERLANDS.
Sat, August 06, 2016
Ep.# 210 - Fantastic Four LIVE
Kept in the Flop House Vaults until now, and released because we're on the road in D.C., it's the LIVE Fantastic Four show! Visit STUART’S BAR, HINTERLANDS.
Sat, July 23, 2016
Ep. #209 - Pay the Ghost
Zhubin Parang joins us for the fourth most magical time on the Flop House calandar: Cagemas in July! It's also time for the political conventions, so more extensive show notes are canceled while Dan jets off to Cleveland and Philly.
Sat, July 09, 2016
Ep.# 208 - Norm of the North
We just can't stop punishing ourselves with bizarre kids' computer animated films. Will Norm of the North be another Guardian of the Highlands or Foodfight!? Meanwhile Stuart has strong feelings on Tyrion Lannister's political positions, Elliott mangles Sinatra, and Dan is far too distracted by his loud cat. Wikipedia synopsis for Norm of the North. Movies recommended in this episode Shallow Grave Lifeboat Sleeping with Other People Get tickets for our LIVE SHOW in D.C. in August! Visit STUART’S BAR, HINTERLANDS.
Sat, June 25, 2016
Ep.#207 - The Boy
Elliott is back from his brief sabbatical. Will the possible evil-doll-antics of The Boy make him regret it? Meanwhile Stuart makes people's days better with a choking hazard, Dan's bachelor lifestyle is depressing, and Elliott shares why he has the cleanest poop in town. Wikipedia synopsis for The Boy. Movies recommended in this episode Mistress America De Palma The Face of Another Fright Night
Sat, June 11, 2016
Ep.#206 - The Choice
Hallie rejoins us, while Elliott is briefly away, to determine whether any tears were jerked by the Nicholas Sparks tearjerker, The Choice . Meanwhile Stuart reveals the Hamburglar's m-o, Dan discusses the strange things he's slept on, and Hallie explains the romantic troubles of dating someone on the metric system. Movies recommended in this episode Mr. Arkadin Entertainment Cross of Iron
Sat, May 28, 2016
Ep. #205 - Gods of Egypt
Live from Cake Shop as part of NYC Podfest. It's Gods of Egypt .
Sat, May 14, 2016
Ep. #204 - We Are Your Friends
On this episode we discuss the should-be-more-hateable tale of young aspiring DJ douches We Are Your Friends . Meanwhile, Elliott describes a Golden Girls party at length, Stuart burns Broadway, and Dan slowly dies. Apologies for the wonky audio. Due to his cold, Dan may have made a recording mistake with the microphones. Movies recommended in this episode: In the Blood Krampus Captain America: Civil War The 13th Warrior Portrait of Jason
Sat, April 30, 2016
Ep. #203 - Look Who's Talking Now
This episode is part three in a podcrawl with the guys at Read it and Weep , and at Too Beautiful to Live , covering the entire Look Who's Talking trilogy. We got to handle the thrilling conclusion, Look Who's Talking Now . Meanwhile we discover what's in the file titled "Things Stuart Knows," Dan reveals his shameful Simpsons past, and Elliott pitches "Fiddler on the Wolf Goes West." Movies recommended in this episode: Ricki and the Flash The Invitation China 9, Liberty 37
Sat, April 16, 2016
Ep. #202 - Burnt
On this episode we run through a tasting menu of Bradley Cooper's assholish behavior in the bad-boy chef movie, Burnt . Meanwhile, Elliott recites some lewd Dr. Seuss, Stuart drops some Friday the 13th science, and Dan suggests a new sort of nativity. Movies recommended in this episode: His Girl Friday McCabe and Mrs. Miller The Tin Drum
Sat, April 02, 2016
Ep. #201 - Vice
With the glamour and horror of our 200th/MaxFun Drive episode behind us, we return to meat-and-potatoes flophousery with the little seen sci-fi actioner Vice , starring Flop House repeat offenders Thomas Jane and Bruce Willis. Meanwhile, Elliott explains the risks of marrying Shannon Tweed, Dan takes a fantasy trip to the set of the sitcom Wings, and Stuart makes a shocking leap ahead in Radio Zork Movies recommended in this episode: Green Room 10 Cloverfield Lane The Forbidden Room
Sat, March 19, 2016
Ep. #200 - Nothing but Trouble
It's the moment we promised would never happen: we watched Elliott and Dan's stated least-favorite movie of all time, Nothing but Trouble . (Don't worry - despite Elliott's joking claim that if we ever did this film it would be our last, this is NOT our final episode). And to help us out with this special MAX FUN DRIVE episode (donate!), we welcome self-proclaimed minor television celebrity, Mr. John Hodgman . Meanwhile, Elliott breaks out his "Jane Campion accent, Stuart reveals his popcorn secrets, And Hodgman joins in at making fun of Dan's pronunciation. Movies recommended in this episode: The Sting Witchtrap Broadcast News The Housemaid
Mon, March 14, 2016
Best of the Flop House 2: Ep. 76-125
Just in time for MaxFun Drive, a little bonus for listeners.
Sat, March 05, 2016
Ep. #199 - Jem and the Holograms
Don't worry -- we took your boring story about a magical rock-star-making computer and turned it into a thrilling story about YouTube. We talk Jem and the Holograms. Meanwhile, Elliott has a surprisingly deep knowledge of failed Internet concerns, Stuart reveals the hidden bonds between Seal and Salman Rushdie, and Dan is totally blazed. Movies recommended in this episode: Slow West Miller's Crossing Cria Cuervos
Sat, February 20, 2016
Ep. #198 - The Cobbler
It's the Jewish magical realism tale that almost made Elliott hate his own Judaism: The Cobbler. Meanwhile, Stuart suffers from cartoon eye degeneration, Dan would like you to know very much that he's a wealthy murderer, and Elliott's singing has started to bleed dangerously outside the letters section. Movies recommended in this episode: The Deer Hunter The Witch Chi-Raq
Sat, February 06, 2016
Ep. #197 - Seventh Son
Is Seventh Son seventh fun? Perhaps, though we're not sure what "seventh fun" means. Meanwhile, Elliott pitches us on FXXX, Stuart expresses his love for fantasy bullshit maps, and Dan feels terrible about mixing up En Vogue and TLC. We also debut Jonathan Biegen's "That's How it Works (feat. The Flop House)." And a warning for sensitive listeners -- we briefly get serious during the letters section with some talk about suicide. Movies recommended in this episode: Close Range Diary of a Teenage Girl Middle of Nowhere
Sat, January 23, 2016
Ep. #196 - Aloha
Will Cameron Crowe ever rebound from his Elizabethtown slump? Probably not with the even-worse Aloha . Meanwhile, Dan calls out famed painter Leonardo Da Vinci, Elliott can't remember the rich Bazooka Joe cast of characters, and Stu engages in something that's definitely a bit. Movies recommended in this episode: It's Such a Beautiful Day Sicario Class of 1984
Thu, January 14, 2016
Flop House CLASSIC FAVORITE - Bullet to the Head
If you're a new listener, here's a good place to start!
Sat, January 09, 2016
Ep. #195 - The Golden Child
It's a super-sized, super-fun, super-technical-glitch-filled CONTEST WINNER SELECTION EPISODE! Tom Horstmann requested that we watch the 1986's The Golden Child , AKA "Don't worry about rewriting the screenplay; Eddie Murphy can improvise any action movie into a comedy!" Meanwhile Stuart uncovers the racist motives of the BK Kids Club, Elliott takes down beloved dead comedian Bill Hicks, and Dan advocates the Morvern style of menswear. Movies recommended in this episode: Man Up The Hateful Eight Coming to America
Sat, December 26, 2015
Ep. #194 - Outcast
For this year's Cagemas we honor both the kindly St. Nicholas Cage, and Star Wars by picking the Cage-Hayden Christiansen joint, Outcast . Meanwhile, Stuart does an ad for Clearasil, Elliott contributes his worst Popeye, and, yet again, Stu and Elliott interrupt Dan when he's trying to do something nice for other people. Merry Cagemas. Special Cagemas and Cagenuka themes courtesy of Jonathan Biegen. Movies recommended in this episode: The Big Short Magic Mike XXL Bone Tomahawk
Sat, December 12, 2015
Ep. #193 - United Passions
On this episode we uncharacteristically talk sports, specifically futbol, as we watched the definitely-not-about-a-corrupt-organization FIFA film, United Passions . And who better to join us as we wade into these unfamiliar waters than sports expert and Flop House nemesis, David Kalan. Elliott introduces us to the American Bean Council mascot, Stuart coins an all-new word, Dan instructs you on sportsball Fisher Stevens cosplay, and David tells us a fascinating story about Executive Decision. Movies recommended in this episode: Shaolin Soccer Steve Jobs The Battered Bastards of Baseball Beasts of No Nation Sicario Beau Geste
Sat, November 28, 2015
Ep. #192 - Chappie
Remember when Chappie fever swept the country, with all those pet Chappies, and tickle-me-Chappies? Meanwhile, Elliott describes a literary-technique-based dystopian future, Stuart continues to explain the Internet, and Dan just checks out for a while. Like, he totally doesn't talk for seven minutes or something. Sorry, it was a long week. Movies recommended in this episode: Dead or Alive Drunk, Stoned, Brilliant, Dead Wife Premonition Following an Evil Deed
Sat, November 14, 2015
Ep. #191 - Men, Women & Children
Think you're too good for the Oxford comma, Men, Women & Children ? WELL WE'RE TOO GOOD FOR YOU. Meanwhile Stu explains "X-Men nudity," Dan makes a call for an annotated Flop House, and Elliott explains the music your kids' kids are gonna love. Oh, and also there's a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT . Movies recommended in this episode: Spectre Grandma The Ipcress File Razorback
Sat, October 31, 2015
Ep. #190 - Ouija
Every Shocktober must come, sadly, to an end, but not without our longest (and best?) episode of the month. Dan Macabre, Booart Skellington, and Elliott Killin' are joined by Hellie Haglund to discuss "Ouija," the movie that captures the thrill of moving a piece of wood across a board. Meanwhile Stuart discovers the double-meaning to House II, Dan expands his masterful celebrity impression repertoire, which turns the tables on interrupting Elliott, and Hallie insists that Ingmar Bergman was a breast man.Movies recommended in this episode:SecondsCreepMy Best FiendGinza CosmeticsThanks for all the inquiries about the health of Lulu, Dan's cat. Unfortunately, he and Sarah had to put her to sleep after 12 love-filled years. Her suffering is over, and now she's sniffing Hallie's boots in heaven. We miss her.
Sat, October 17, 2015
Ep. #189 - Deliver Us from Evil
No show notes because Dan is busy nursing a sick cat.
Sat, October 10, 2015
The Great Switcheroo! Adventure Zone Flop House Takeover
As part of the MaxFun Great Switcheroo, Justin, Travis, Griffin, and Merle McElroy of The Adventure Zone have taken on Leprechaun: Origins. Meanwhile, if you want to hear the Original Peaches (plus guest star Zhubin Parang) you can find them playing D&D over at The Adventure Zone!
Sat, October 03, 2015
Ep. #188 - Unfriended
It's the most magical time of the year! SHOCKTOBER! And this year we're kicking off with the millenials-on-a-computer-screen shocker "Unfriended." Meanwhile, Dan reads movie ad copy, Elliott talks Quidditch injuries, and Stuart reveals his poop fears.Movies recommended in this episode:The VisitThe Leopard ManThe Late Show
Sat, September 19, 2015
Ep. #187 - Fateful Findings
No show notes on account of Emmys.
Sat, September 05, 2015
Ep. #186 - Guardian of the Highlands
No show notes this week.
Sat, August 22, 2015
Ep. #185 - Grace of Monaco
Straight from Cannes to Lifetime (TM), it's the Grace Kelly biopic, Grace of Monaco. Meanwhile Elliott has a surprisingly deep well of Saved by the Bell knowledge, Dan speculates about Curly's gold, and Stuart finds a new way to leave Dan out of things.Movies recommended in this episode:The DropProject NimObvious Child
Sat, August 08, 2015
Ep. #184 - Drive Hard
Take two faded stars, put them in an Aussie C-picture, and encourage them to improvise wildly, and what do you get? The oddly compelling Drive Hard. Meanwhile Elliott improves various movies by adding a little vitamin C(age), Dan reveals what the H.P. in H.P. Lovecraft stands for, and Stuart almost gets Billy Joel lyrics right.Movies recommended in this episode:My Brilliant CareerBreaker MorantThe Dirty DozenThe Interview (1998)
Sat, August 01, 2015
The Flop House EXTRA: Best of the First 75 Episodes
Some of the top bits and tangents from the first 75 episodes, suggested by fans. Apologies for the sound quality on some of these -- it was early on and we were learning.
Sat, July 25, 2015
Ep. #183 - Left Behind
Show notes canceled on account of SUMMER.
Sat, July 11, 2015
Ep. #182 - Strange Magic
In this episode, Jordan Morris of terrific MaxFun sister podcast Jordan, Jesse, Go! stops by to co-host while Elliott's in England, a move he immediately regretted when we watched Strange Magic. Meanwhile, Dan explains the proper way to drink beer, Stuart evinces his disdain for improv, and Jordan displays his surprisingly deep knowledge of Three Ninjas. Movies recommended in this episode: The Super Cops The Overnight Results
Sat, June 27, 2015
Ep. #181 - Jupiter Ascending
Will the guys who liked Speed Racer also enjoy the Wachowski sibling's most recent critical flop, Jupiter Ascending? Meanwhile Elliott debuts his new bumper sticker, Dan boringly digresses about The Three Investigators, and Stuart explains why, when incarcerating someone, you should really take their rocket boots.Movies recommended in this episode:CreepFlash GordonBarbarellaThe Visitor
Sat, June 13, 2015
Ep. #180 - CBGB
Detailed show notes abandoned this week, as Dan and Elliott are winging their way to Montreal for a wedding!
Sat, May 30, 2015
Ep. #179 - Mortdecai
Hoo boy does Johnny Depp certainly have a mustache in Mortdcai! Meanwhile Dan reads copy off a beer for some reason, Elliott invites George Lucas to stop by, and Stuart recommends a surprising film.Movies recommended in this episode:Mad Max: Fury RoadNeed for SpeedStuart Wellington mystery recommendation
Sat, May 16, 2015
Ep. #178 - 50 Shades of Grey
In the words of Homer Simpson, we've got a hankerin' for some spankerin', as we discuss 50 Shades of Grey. Meanwhile Stuart delivers a eulogy for the rappin' granny, Elliott explains the laziness of British elocution, Dan reveals a porn tale from his past, and we include perhaps our best outtakes ever.Movies recommended in this episode:What We Do in the ShadowsLucyDownhill Racer
Sat, May 02, 2015
The Flop House: Episode #177 - Dracula: Untold
We've seen him 3D, but are we ready for Dracula: Untold? Meanwhile Stuart demonstrates his innovative mixology, and Elliot and Dan reveal the surprising Dracula-centric details of the Mad Men finale.Movies recommended in this episode:Donnie BrascoSpringDracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary
Sat, April 18, 2015
Ep. #176 - The Boy Next Door
It's the moment that the bad movie cognoscenti have been waiting for, as we discuss The Boy Next Door. Meanwhile, Stuart explains the "character" he plays, Dan becomes a proponent of the female gaze, and Elliott describes some of the lesser-known sexually explicit Disney cartoons of the 60's.Movies recommended in this episode:CitizenfourFaultsIt Follows
Sat, April 04, 2015
Ep. #175 - Winter's Tale
We return to the "romantic fantasy" genre that served us so well (?) with Upside Down as we discuss the Colin Farrell vehicle, Winter's Tale. Meanwhile, Dan explains Aerosmith's magic powers, Elliott implores a horse to help him make his booty call, and Stuart wonders whether he was the one in Spaceballs. Movies recommended in this episode:Run All NightIt FollowsLove Affair, or the Case of the Missing Switchboard Operator
Sat, March 21, 2015
Ep. #174 - That Awkward Moment
It's the MaxFun drive! And, though Stu is in Puerto Rico, we pulled out the big guns with a return appearance by Hallie Haglund! She adds some much needed perspective to the asshole-dude-based RomCommery of That Awkward Moment. Meanwhile Elliott reveals his hatred of smooth men who have a lot of sex, Dan is, yet again, accused of racism, and Hallie can't get over the similarity between our lead actress and farts.Movies recommended in this episode:Cold in JulyAll Good ThingsMan is Not a Bird
Sat, March 07, 2015
Ep. #173 - Transcendence
Turns out that being Christopher Nolan's cinematographer is not the same thing as being Christopher Nolan, as we found out when we endured Transcendence. Meanwhile Elliott explains Dan's unusual way of reading, Stuart has a Transmorphers flashback, and Dan sings a little cow opera. Movies recommended in this episode:The Evil ClergymanThe Woman on the BeachSunshine
Sat, February 21, 2015
Episode #172 - Dorothy's Return
There's just something about a terrible kids' movie that brings out the best (?) in us, so we dive headfirst into the CGI flop Legends of OZ: Dorothy's Return . Meanwhile, Stuart gives important advice to our kidnapped listeners, Dan inadvertently pitches the new hit movie "Uncatchable," and Bizzarro Elliott makes an appearance. Movies and TV recommended in this episode: Sorcerer Wild Logan's Run
Sat, February 07, 2015
Episode #171 - No Good Deed
Flop House repeat offender Idris Elba romances Taraji P. Henson in the Valentine's Day favorite No Good Deed. Wait, did we say "romances?" We meant "terrorizes." Meanwhile Elliott tells us of James Bond films of the future, Dan tries to play a game of Radio Zork, and Stuart introduces the new Sweet Amazing Candy Penis.Movies recommended in this episode:RomaHappy ChristmasCoherence
Sat, January 24, 2015
Episode #170 - Transformers: Age of Extinction
We will never watch anything with nearly three hour bloat again, so enjoy the special snowflake that is us talking about the most recent Bayhem, Transformers: Age of Extinction. Meanwhile, Elliott explains how to find a Transformer's clitoris, Stuart keeps on Castle Freakin' on, and sleepy Dan (sort of) returns.Movies recommended in this episode:Winter LightZRock N Roll Nightmare
Sat, January 10, 2015
Episode #169 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles LIVE
Recorded on 1/9/2015 in front of a live, sold out crowd in The Bell House in Gowanus, Brooklyn. A huge thanks to Mr. Matt Carman (1/2 of the excellent zine "I Love Bad Movies") for recording the show and making sure we sound as good as we do.
Sat, December 27, 2014
Episode #168 - Rage
Merry Cagemas everyone! The store was all out of Left Behind (well... it hasn't been released to video or streaming yet), so we got you a Rage. We hope you're not too disappointed. Meanwhile Elliott reads the Looney Tunes dinner specials, Dan reveals the medical source of his word-slurring, and Stuart just can't stop chewing. Movies recommended in this episode:NightcrawlerFoxcatcherFor a Few Dollars More9 Deaths of the Ninja
Sat, December 13, 2014
Episode #167 - From Justin to Kelly
Song of the autumn contest winner Jason MacIssac decreed that we should be subjected to legendary season-one-of-American-Idol ancillary flop From Justin to Kelly. Did he take it easy on us, or is there now a bounty on his head? Meanwhile Stuart introduces his innovative new restaurant concept, and Elliott murders Dan on air. Movies recommended in this episode:Inherent ViceThe Hobbit: Battle of the Five ArmiesNine Days of One Year
Sat, November 29, 2014
Episode #166 - Pompeii
A returning Flop House director guides a cast of returning Flop House stars in an eruption of mediocrity named Pompeii. Meanwhile Stu asks a provocative question about Cenobites, Elliott reveals an early draft of a Robert Louis Stevenson classic, and Dan debuts his new hit character. Movies recommended in this episode:VolcanoHouseboundThe HurricaneThe Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith
Sat, November 15, 2014
The Flop House_ Episode #165 - Robocop (2014)
Detailed show notes canceled on account of Dan being sick with Mongolian death flu. Movies recommended in this episode:The Woman ChaserShort Term 12Phase IVJohn Wick
Sat, November 01, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #164 - 300: Rise of an Empire
Thus we enter November, the month known for having "No" theme. And, appropriately, we watched one of the most generic of modern action sequels, 300: Rise of an Empire . Meanwhile, Elliott lectures on Noid avoidance, Dan makes a public apology relating to one type of music and attacks another, and Stu makes an exciting announcement for enjoyers of comical books.
Sat, October 18, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #163 - Dracula 3D
Shocktober continues/ends with Dario Argento totally forgetting everything he knew about filmmaking (and we don't even like him that much) with Dracula 3D . Meanwhile, Dan reveals the alternate, director's cut ending to Escape (The Pina Colada Song), Elliott out-pervs the pervazoid with his demands for more nudity, and Stuart once again astounds with his facility for accents. Movies recommended in this episode:Shadow of the VampireDuelThe Hitcher
Sat, October 04, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #162 - The Quiet Ones
BOOOOOGENS! Welcome to the first episode of SHOCKTOBER 2014 (and the first episode officially under our new podcast network, MaxFun). And because we would never Halloween trick you, instead we're treating you to a guest appearance by Hallie Haglund, sitting in with the OP's, to discuss The Quiet Ones. Meanwhile, Elliott lists all the great MaxFun podcasts, Stuart once again shows his ignorance of all things Internet, and Hallie puts Dan in his place. Movies and TV recommended in this episode: From BeyondThe ReturnedWitchboardThe Hidden
Sat, September 20, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #161 - A Talking Cat!?!
Smalltember continues with perhaps the smallest movie we've ever covered, the bad movie new classic "A Talking Cat!?!" Meanwhile Stuart entertains the lizard representative of Harlem, Elliott gives helpful mnemonic devices for the major German directors, and Dan does some research into the pervy past of the movie's creative team. Movies recommended in this episode:Intimate LightingThe GuestEnemy
Sat, September 06, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #160 - God's Not Dead
The OP's are all back in action, celebrating the all-NEW made-up holiday of "Smallvember." First up, the Christsploitation film "God's Not Dead" filled with the straw-manniest straw men outside of a county fair. Meanwhile Elliott and Detective Columbo disprove the flat Earth theory, Stuart reveals a surprising knowledge of the Christian rock genre, and Dan announces a new contest! Movies recommended in this episode:Jodorowsky's DuneThe Last of SheilaThe One I Love
Sat, August 23, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #159 - Walking with Dinosaurs
Thanks to his series of enraged tweets on the matter, we invited comedy writer and pop culture expert Kevin Maher on the show to discuss the enragingly anthropomorphized Walking with Dinosaurs. Meanwhile Dan pervazoids up the Crypt Keeper, Kevin unleashes his dad rage, and Stuart yet again shows his understanding of America's youth.Movies recommended in this episode:Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1982)Into the Woods (American Playhouse, 1991)Drinking BuddiesCloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Sat, August 09, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #158 - Labor Day
No movie has sexualized pastry so much since American Pie, yet somehow Labor Day is even less erotic than Jason Biggs balls-deep in apple filling. Meanwhile Stuart does some brilliant voice work, Dan loves the versatility of DVDs, and Elliott regales the world with Tales of Ruck.Movies recommended in this episode:The Crazies (1973)The Crazies (2010)Edge of TomorrowAlan Partridge
Sat, July 26, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #157 - The Legend of Hercules
With audiences primed to be disappointed by a new Hercules movie in theaters, why not be like the Peaches and be disappointed by The Legend of Hercules in the comfort of your own home. Meanwhile Elliott tells us the secrets of the ancient Greek hamburger, Dan has uncanny recall for old Disney cartoons, and Stuart tells sad tales of British totty.Movies recommended in this episode:SnowpiercerThe Lego MovieThe Hunger Games: Catching Fire12 Years a SlaveMuppets Most Wanted Jack Ryan: Shadow RecruitDogtoothZ
Sat, July 12, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #156 - 3 Days to Kill
Producer Luc Besson and director McG made a bet about the number of tones they could cram into 3 Days to Kill, and the audience lost. Meanwhile Elliott does his classic "2000 Year-Old Killer" routine, Dan gets more inappropriately sexual than ever before, Stu introduces the concept of a "neck baby," and TVs Jessica Williams stops by, because why the heck not?Movies recommended in this episode:The LimeyThey Came TogetherObvious ChildThe Sea Wolf
Sat, June 28, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #155 - Last Vegas
We discuss Last Vegas, which is, of course, a documentary from the far future about the time the elderly Original Peaches and friend went to Las Vegas. Meanwhile Dan unveils his totally original, copyrighted concept, Elliott reveals how he does creep research, and Stu pulls out a letters surprise.Movies recommended in this episode:Stop Making SenseLolaStakeland
Sat, June 14, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #154 - I, Frankenstein
Yes, Elliott, it should be called I, Frankenstein's Monster, but that doesn't change the fact that we watched I, Frankenstein. Meanwhile Elliott reveals the secret sex fetishes of Archie Comics characters, we learn Stuart's nicknames, and Dan asks the big metaphysical questions.Movies recommended in this episode:The GrannyThe Wages of FearDeceptive Practice: The Mysteries and Mentors of Ricky JayWhat's the Matter With Helen?
Sat, May 31, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #153 - G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Despite being one of the more nothing movies we've ever watched, we somehow crap out what we believe to be our longest episode with G.I. Joe: Retaliation. It's a living. Meanwhile, Dan and Elliott explain what "G.I. Joe" means, and develop President Ziggy, and Stuart reveals he's an evil land developer.Movies recommended in this episode:Raising CainVideodromeDeath Rides a Horse
Sat, May 17, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #152 - Easy Rider: The Ride Back
We discuss Easy Rider: The Ride Back, an object lesson in why you should never let a movie's sequel rights lapse. Meanwhile Dan explains the Flop House fan caste system, Elliott puts the "bar" in barter, and Stuart knows nothing about robots.Movies recommended in this episode:Blade IIThe EastMy Dinner With Andre
Sat, May 03, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #151 - Any Which Way You Can
1980 was a simpler time, when you could put Clint Eastwood together with an orangutan, not bother to come up with a story, and release it as a major motion picture called Any Which Way but Loose (check out We Hate Movies doing the first film in the "Clint goes ape" series, Every Which Way but Loose HERE). Meanwhile Dan runs through several impeccable celebrity impressions, Elliott explains a rare sex act, and Stu discusses what orangutans did to get orangutan news before Google alerts.Movies recommended in this episode:Blue RuinI Saw the DevilShock Corridor
Sat, April 19, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #150 - Grudge Match
Hey remember those DeNiro and Stallone boxing movies you loved? This is also... a movie. We talk about Grudge Match, the movie that pretends DeNiro has a chance against steroidal Stallone. Meanwhile Dan discusses Kevin Hart's need to do only Kevin-branded movies, Elliott uncovers Sean Connery's strange belief he's in every movie, and one of Stu's relatives makes an unexpected appearance. Movies recommended in this episode:The Set-UpUnder the SkinThe Raid 2
Sat, April 05, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #149 - Paranoia
Han Solo vs. Commissioner Gordon sounds awesome, until you realize the star of Paranoia is actually a Hemsworth brother. And not the good one. Meanwhile Elliott doubles down on the size of Gary Oldman's penis, Stuart disturbs us by talking about intimate times and Dan introduces the notion of a California Raisins fetish. A note: in this episode Dan confuses Baba Yaga with Strega Nona. Movies recommended in this episode:The Grand Budapest HotelThe VisitorThe Sweet Smell of Success
Sat, March 22, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #148 - Gangster Squad
Uh, one question, boss: Doesn't Gangster Squad kind of sound like WE'RE the Gangsters?We return to a big, old-fashioned Hollywood flop with Gangster Squad, the movie that takes a bunch of good actors and a promising director and churns out a film thats absurd and deadly dull by turns. Meanwhile Elliott gives Hoagie Carmichael gift advice, Stuart comes out for cast awareness, and Dan is tired and really doesn't keep up his end of the co-hosting duties. This episode brought to you by the letter "H."Movies recommended in this episode:The Roaring TwentiesThe Friends of Eddie CoyleManhunterGrand Piano
Sat, March 08, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #147 - Devil's Pass AND Awards Floptacular
The solution to "Devil's Kidney Stone." In which Dan makes the mistake of thinking that, because Renny Harlin directed Devil's Pass , it would be crazy and weird, rather than draggy and significantly more boring than reading the Wikipedia page about the real Dyatlov Pass incident . Then, we forgo letters and recommendations to offer a condensed version of our usual Awards Floptacular, because no one (including us) really cared much about the Awards Floptacular anyway.
Sat, February 22, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #146 - B*A*P*S
Sort of like M*A*S*H, but not about the army and terrible.Consider our debt to "He's the Housecat (Arthur's Theme)" music video contest winner Dan Costales paid in full! Was it worth it Dan? Was if worth the pain you caused, making us watch the pre-Oscar Halle Berry racist stereotype comedy "B*A*P*S?" Meanwhile Elliott continually implies Martin Landau is a vampire, Stuart reveals how all males are sexually threatened by him, and Dan suggests that the Crypt Keeper should've come up with a better B*A*P*S twist. Movies recommended in this episode:The LEGO MovieBeauty is Embarrassing The Sea WolfThe Professionals
Sat, February 08, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #145 - R.I.P.D.
Ryan Reynolds' abs are RIPD like lettuce. We ease Elliott back into the Flop House groove with a movie right in our wheelhouse: the Men in Black/Ghostbusters-lite disaster R.I.P.D. Meanwhile Dan introduces the concept of ghost hats, Elliott uses the new recording space for its foley possibilities, Stu rails against shark-drummer racism, and the whole gang does their impeccable Boston accents.Movies recommended in this episode:Who's That Knocking at My DoorSudden DeathRay Harryhausen: Special Effects TitanCaptain Phillips
Sat, January 25, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #144 - Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
First confession: she peed in the pool. Hallie closes out her monthlong residency subbing for the newly-dad-ified Elliott with a doozy. It's Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor. Meanwhile Stu can't seem to pronounce Kim Kardashian correctly, Dan advertises his new calendar concern, and Hallie outlines a proper musical exercise routine. Media recommended in this episode:True DetectiveYou're NextLovelace
Sat, January 11, 2014
The Flop House: Episode #143 - Battle of the Year
It's the Flop House crew vs. the Dream Team in an all-out dance/bad movie fight to the finish, as we discuss Battle of the Year. Meanwhile, Stu challenges our missing co-host for synopsis supremacy, Dan discusses Vincent Van Gogh's battle with his own body, and Hallie drops the world's best rooster pun.
Sat, December 28, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #142 - Getaway
Go away, Getaway Hawkey Holidays to all the little Flop House boys and girls. Your present is the movie-length chase scene Getaway. Meanwhile, Dan takes on the liberal media, Stuart gives one of his patented Flop House asides, and Elliott reminds us all of Dorf's amazing performance in Don't Look Now.Movies recommended in this episode:The Hobbit: The Desolation of SmaugThe GetawayRoninThe Ballad of Cable HogueOur Town
Sat, December 14, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #141 - Last Ounce of Courage
You can have my Christmas when you pry it from my cold dead hand. Hey, remember when we all used to celebrate Christmas? Last Ounce of Courage takes us back to that magical time. Meanwhile, Stu is upset at the way Wolverine treated his Christmas gift, Dan fails to have perspective about his knee, and Elliott reveals the Jesus/Ducktales crossover. Movies recommended in this episode:TargetsStokerMy Name is Nobody
Sat, November 30, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #140 - After Earth
JAYDEN WILL BE RECOGNIZED. It's the movie they tried to pretend M. Night Shyamalan had nothing to do with: After Earth. Meanwhile, Elliott introduces us to the Crypt Keeper's brother, Stuart meets his Phantasm hero, and Dan just needs to explain a few things first. Movies recommended in this episode:Bad MiloBlue is the Warmest Color99 River Street
Sat, November 16, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #139 - Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Two is the Cloneliest Number The three peaches spend this episode cloning around about Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones, as part of a podcrawl with Read it and Weep (who took on Episode I) and Proudly Resents (who will be taking on Episode III). Meanwhile, Dan's space gaydar is misaligned, Elliott explains the proper way to steal a cake, and the greatest secrets of Stuart's nerdiness are revealed. Movies recommended in this episode:War WitchInside Llewyn DavisNightwatch
Sat, November 02, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #138 - Foodfight!
Simulates a real Foodfight, in that it leaves you pained, sticky, and wanting to vomit. Hey, you guys ever think to yourself, "I like Toy Story, but I wish it could be more commercial, ugly, and frenetic?" Welcome to Foodfight! Meanwhile, Dan points out the movie's one "goof," Stuart brings it back to "Just One of the Guys," and Elliott introduces his new "Southern Tin Tin Enthusiast" character. Movies recommended in this episode:GojiraThe Last UnicornWalker
Sat, October 19, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #137 - The Purge
Sequel to "The Binge" Hey guys, who do you think you're gonna murder during The Purge this year? Meanwhile, Dan argues for greater creativity in purge-crime, Elliott introduces "Spoiler Alert Rod Serling," and Stuart makes us all uncomfortable with his sudden surge in the perv ratings.Movies recommended in this episode:The Phantom of the OperaNight of the DemonsThe GrannyGravityMad Love
Sat, October 05, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #136 - ATM
Really captures the boredom of waiting at the ATM. Thank you ATM for blowing the lid off the all-too-common crime of ATM serial killing. Meanwhile, Stuart discovers the concept of the spoiler alert, and Elliott and Dan trade impressions of one of the most oft-imitated voices in Hollywood usurping the signature role of another most-imitated-voice in Hollywood.Movies recommended in this episode:BelowAmerican MaryPersonaIn the Mouth of Madness
Sat, September 21, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #135 - Olympus Has Fallen
Help, Olympus Has Fallen, and it can't get up! (No detailed notes this week, because 2/3 of the Original Peaches are in Los Angeles this weekend, including the one who writes the show notes and really should be packing RIGHT NOW.)
Sat, September 07, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #134 - Upside Down
Unfortunately not the sequel to Topsy-Turvy. Upside Down is a movie about two young lovers from planets with reverse gravity, and we somehow make it through the whole episode without making a joke about 69-ing. Meanwhile, Stuart gets his annual review, Dan can't stop getting all science-y, Elliott discusses auto-erotic time travel, and... we'll let you enjoy the surprise.
Sat, August 24, 2013
The Flop House_ Episode #133 - Bullet to the Head
More accurately, bullet "in" the head, and then quickly "out" of the head. Walter Hill has made several great movies in his career. Is Bullet to the Head one of them? Meanwhile, Stuart unveils a new impression in his repertoire, Dan inspires a discussion about the horrors of gorilla sex, and Elliott keeps missing our special celebrity guest.Movies recommended in this episode:Big Brown EyesThe Queen of VersaillesClose Up
Sat, August 10, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #132 - Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
The prequel to Teen Witch (we assume). Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters was produced by Adam McCay, so it was clearly meant as a goof, but is that enough? Meanwhile, Elliott makes an indecent proposal, Dan reveals a startling breadth of knowledge regarding Misty Mundae's acting career, and Stuart lays down the pun laws. Also, the OP's receive the GREATEST GIFT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.
Sat, July 27, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #131 - Marmaduke
We hope the psychic damage we endured was worth it do you guys: we finally caved and watched Marmaduke. Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Marmaduke's historical shenanigans, Stuart's Pacific Rim review gets scatological, and Dan would be indulging in blatant Parade-pandering with his Howard Huge reference, if we hadn't recorded before they endorsed us.0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme.0:31 - 41:38 - Wait, this ISN'T a movie about a duke made out of marmalade?41:39 - 42:17 - Final judgments.41:18 - 43:47 - Some brief shout-outs to our podcast friends.43:48 - 55:06 - Flop House Movie Mailbag55:07 - 1:05:42 - The sad bastards recommend.1:05:43 - 1:07:31 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, July 13, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #130 - The Scarlet Letter
Ebert was right about you. 0:00 - 0:29 - Introduction and theme.0:30 - 8:00 - We take a long time to reveal something that's revealed in the episode title.8:01 - 40:09 - Nathaniel Hawthorne's timeless classic about bath voyeurism.40:10 - 42:01 - Final judgments.42:02 - 1:00:534 - Flop House Movie Mailbag1:00:35 - 1:05:53 - The sad bastards recommend.1:05:54 - 1:08:11 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, June 29, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #129 - A Good Day to Die Hard
Yippee ki-yay, mother floppers. 0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 39:03 - An old man goes to Russia and crashes a lot of cars.39:04- 43:35- Final judgments.43:36- 47:14- A word from our sponsor.47:15 - 1:00:59 - Flop House Movie Mailbag1:00:01 - 1:04:41 - The sad bastards recommend.1:04:42 - 1:06:22 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, June 22, 2013
The Flop House Movie Minute - LIVE SHOW EXCERPT
A little something extra from our Jaws: The Revenge live screening
Sat, June 15, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #128 - Red Dawn
WOOOOLVERIIIINES! 0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 36:26 - North Korea would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!36:27 - 37:47- Final judgments.37:48- 43:47 - A word from our sponsor.43:48 - 57:32 - Flop House Movie Mailbag57:33 - 1:02:11 - The sad bastards recommend.1:02:12 - 1:03:34 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, June 01, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #127 - Safe Haven
Oh Nicholas Sparks, you're the creepiest! APOLOGIES for the audio issues in this episode -- specifically Dan's ear-splitting levels. It does get (somewhat) better as the episode goes on.0:00 - 0:48 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 39:54 - You play a good game, Butler! But do you play... for KEEPS?39:55 - 40:13- A barely-there final judgments.40:14- 43:47 - A word from our sponsor.43:48 - 58:15 - Flop House Movie Mailbag58:16 - 1:04:42 - The sad bastards recommend.1:04:43 - 1:06:19 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, May 18, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #126 - Playing for Keeps
The Butler did it. 0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 34:16 - You play a good game, Butler! But do you play... for KEEPS?34:17 - 36:16- Final judgments.36:17 - 38:43 - A word from our sponsor.38:44 - 53:53 - Flop House Movie Mailbag53:54 - 1:02:17 - The sad bastards recommend.1:02:18 - 1:04:11 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, May 05, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #125 - Smiley
Warning: listening to this podcast may result in a Smiley attack. 0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 32:22 - It takes us even longer than usual to work up the enthusiasm to talk about Smiley.32:23 - 39:25- Final judgments.39:26 - 40:51- Keep on pluggin'.40:52 - 1:00:20- Flop House Movie Mailbag1:00:21 - 1:07:34 - The sad bastards recommend.1:07:35 - 1:09:25 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, April 20, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #124 - Stolen
NICHOLAS CA-AAAGE! 0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 36:00 - Some people just feel like home, y'know? Like Nic Cage in Stolen.36:01 - 38:56 - Final judgments..38:57 - 58:32 - Flop House Movie Mailbag58:33- 1:08:11 - The sad bastards recommend.1:08:12 - 1:09:45 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, April 06, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #123 - That's My Boy
Boy-wise, whose would you say that is? 0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 36:29 - Samberg and Sandler. Together alphabetically, now together in real life.36:30 - 42:12 - Final judgments.42:13 - 44:43 - Some housekeeping and plugs.44:44 - 59:55 - Flop House Movie Mailbag59:56 - 1:05:02 - The sad bastards recommend.1:05:03- 1:06:30 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, March 23, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #122 - Alex Cross
The beefy hand of justice! 0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 39:41- Alex Cross gonna make you jump, jump.39:42 - 43:32 - Final judgments.43:33 - 45:21 - Some brief plugs.45:22 - 55:43 - Flop House Movie Mailbag55:44 - 59:54 - The sad bastards recommend.59:55 - 1:01:25 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Tue, March 12, 2013
Flop House Classic - Old Dogs
A fan-chosen repeat of a classic episode. Enjoy re-living the misery!
Fri, March 08, 2013
The Flop House: Awards Floptacular 2013!
0:00 - 0:32 - Floptacular introduction and theme.0:33 - 27:59 - A discussion of this year's Academy Awards. Remember when those were on? Like three weeks ago? Anyone?28:00 - 34:50 - We give out the most prestigious awards in Hollywood, The Floppies.34:51 - 47:34 - A special year-in-review run of recommendations.47:35 - 59:37 - Flop House Movie Mailbag59:38 - 1:01:00 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, February 23, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #121 - The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
Dan's surgery kept him from writing up detailed show notes, which is lame, we know. But come on. Between that and Oogieloves, hasn't he suffered enough?
Sat, February 09, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #120 - The Paperboy
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 40:59 - When we were paperboys, we remember a lot less rough sex.41:00 - 42:38 - Final judgments42:29 - 54:32 - Flop House Movie Mailbag54:33 - 1:03:00 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:03:01 - 1:06:55 - The gang's an asshole to Dan, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, January 26, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #119 - The Odd Life of Timothy Green
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 34:36 - That kid's really turning over a new leaf. A NEW LEAF. GET IT? Aaaaah, you don't get it.34:37 - 37:20 - Final judgments37:21 - 38:06 - Plugs38:07 - 54:29 - The only helpful edition of the Flop House Movie Mailbag54:30 - 1:01:28 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:01:29 - 1:03:00 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, January 12, 2013
The Flop House: Episode #118 - Total Recall
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 42:19 - Hey, Len Wiseman's never made a bad action film starring his wife Kate Beckensale, right? Right?42:20 - 45:14 - Final judgments45:15 - 47:30 - Plugs47:31 - 57:19 - The only helpful edition of the Flop House Movie Mailbag57:2- - 1:04:00 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:04:01- 1:05:48 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, December 29, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #117 - Seeking Justice
0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme.0:31 - 37:37 - The Original Peaches ring out 2012 and ring in the New Year with the man who has given us so much: Nicholas Flopolas Cage.37:38 - 40:10 - Final judgments40:11 - 57:57- Flop House Movie Mailbag57:58 - 1:06:20 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:06:21- 1:08:13 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, December 15, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #116 - Rock of Ages
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme.0:32 - 35:10 - Fan favorite Hallie Haglund subs in for Stu in our discussion of the jukebox gloss-fest, Rock of Ages.35:11 - 39:28 - Final judgments39:29 - 56:58 - Flop House Movie Mailbag, with the very first letters DUET.56:59 - 1:03:36 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:03:37- 1:04:59 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, December 02, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #115 - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 41:07 - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter takes us on a 100% accurate tour through American history.41:08 - 42:32 - Final judgments42:33 - 43:40 - All Things Comedy plugs43:41 - 58:17 - Flop House Movie Mailbag58:18 - 1:05:07 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:05:08 - 1:06:22 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Fri, November 16, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #114 - Abduction
Due to Election Day and vacation travel scheduling, show notes for this episode are unavailable. Our apologies. Here is a picture of a funny cat: http://tinyurl.com/mhstpx
Sun, October 28, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #113 - The Devil Inside
Detailed show notes canceled on account of hurricane.
Sat, October 13, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #112 - The Raven
0:00 - 0:36 - Introduction and SHOCKtober theme.0:37 - 31:33 - Quoth The Raven, "Wouldn't it be cool if Poe, like, fought a serial killer?!"31:34 - 36:09 - Pumpkin spice flavored final judgments36:10 - 54:18 - Flop House Movie Mailbag54:19 - 59:35 - The sad bastards recommend. 59:36 - 1:01:58 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, September 29, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #111 - A Little Bit of Heaven
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 31:34 - Isn't it always the way? You meet the man of your dreams, and God gives you butt cancer.31:35 - 32:44 - Final judgments32:45 - 41:55 - Some thanks, some plugs, but most importantly: our BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.41:56 - 54:33 - Flop House Movie Mailbag54:35 - 1:00:53 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:00:54 - 1:02:45 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, September 15, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #110 - Battleship
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 37:37 - A movie as bloated and overlong as Battleship deserves one of our most bloated and overlong discussions, right?37:38 - 40:07 - Final judgments40:08 - 42:33 - A plug for our live panel show, and a discussion that honestly probably should have been cut from the podcast.42:34 - 55:54 - Flop House Movie Mailbag55:55 - 1:29:59- The sad bastards recommend. 1:30:00 - 1:04:55 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, September 01, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #109 - Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
Apologies for the lack of more detailed show notes, as 2/3 of the Flop House are busy traveling for the GOP and Democratic conventions.
Sun, August 19, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #108 - Passion Play
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 35:10 - At least Passion Play is the first Megan Fox movie that's not bad BECAUSE of Megan Fox. That's gotta be worth something, right?35:11 - 38:26 - Final judgments38:27 - 55:05 - Flop House Movie Mailbag55:06 - 59:24 - The sad bastards recommend. 59:25 - 1:00:27 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, August 05, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #107 - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
0:00 - 0:36 - Introduction and theme.0:37 - 33:57 - It's not much of a Ghost Rider movie, but at least it has spirit.33:58 - 38:55 - A recap supercut, followed by Final judgments38:56 - 53:35 - Flop House Movie Mailbag53:36 - 1:00:35 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:00:36 - 1:02:21 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, July 21, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #106 - Immortals
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 3:57 - After a brief interjection from "The Top House," we take on the perversion of Greek mythology, Immortals.32:55 - 36:20 - Final judgments36:21 - 51:50 - Flop House Movie Mailbag51:51 - 1:01:52 - The sad bastards recommend. 57:19 - 59:22 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, June 30, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #105 - A Thousand Words
0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme.0:38 - 3:57 - Some talk of Dan's stubble and much talk of his national TV debut3:58 - 32:45 - A discussion of A Thousand Words, the movie that we assume resulted from Eddie Murphy not wanting to learn a lot of lines.32:46 - 35:53 - Final judgments35:54 - 51:50 - Flop House Movie Mailbag51:51 - 1:01:52 - The most interrupt-y sad bastards recommend ever!. 1:01:53 - 1:04:25 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, June 17, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #104 - Atlas Shrugged
0:00 - 0:29- Introduction and theme.0:30 - 2:12 - We re-introduce guest host Zhubin Parang2:14 - 36:55 - Hey look everyone! It's a dopey thing that people have based their whole philosophy on.36:56 - 40:34 - Final judgments40:35 - 56:46 - Flop House Movie Mailbag50:18 - 1:01:13 - The sad bastards recommend1:01:14 - 1:02:49 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes
Sun, June 03, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #103 - One For the Money
0:00 - 0:48- Introduction, live show reminder, and theme.0:49 - 4:23 - More nonsense than usual.4:24 - 36:18 - When you think "bounty hunter" you think Katherine Heigl. 36:19 - 38:55 - Final judgements38:56 - 50:17 - Flop House Movie Mailbag50:18 - 58:52 - The sad bastards recommend. 58:53 - 1:00:03 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, May 19, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #102 - Cowboys & Aliens
0:00 - 0:31- Introduction and theme.0:32 - 2:15 - Stu talks Puerto Rico and celebrity beefs 2:16 - 36:29 - 'Allo 'allo, it's me, Danyul Craig, wot's all these Cowboys & Aliens, then?36:30 - 37:50 - Final judgements37:51 - 53:00 - Flop House Movie Mailbag53:01 - 59:21 - The sad bastards recommend. 59:22 - 1:00:30 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, May 05, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #101 - The Last Godfather
0:00 - 0:35- Introduction and theme.0:36 - 9:15 - Our guest, Al Madrigal, regales us with tales of what it's like to actually appear in a Flop House-quality film. 9:16 - 49:40 - A discussion of The Last Godfather, a Korean comedy star's attempt to conquer the American market. As crossovers go, it's at least as successful as "Rappin' Rodney."49:41 - 51:27 - Final judgements51:28 - 1:02:00 - Al talks Craigslist moviemaking, and the sad bastards recommend. 1:02:01 - 1:04:26 - A plug, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, April 21, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #100 - Tango & Cash
0:00 - 0:44 - Introduction and theme.0:45 - 3:50 - We waste a little time celebrating a meaningless milestone3:51 - 44:04 - A discussion of America's filmmaking apex: Tango & Cash44:05 - 1:00:00 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag1:00:01 - 1:06:431:06:44 - 1:08:00 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, April 07, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #99 - The Three Musketeers
0:00 - 0:36 - Introduction and theme.0:37 - 5:37 - We discuss In Time's "Olivia Wildegate" scandal5:38 - 34:34 - The Three Musketeers has inspired at least twenty full-length film adaptations and many more sequels, shorts, and cartoons. It is timeless tale, impossible to ruin. This film does its damnedest. 34:35 - 38:19 - Final judgements38:20 - 51:20 - Flop House Movie Mailbag51:21 - 1:00:09 - Our longest recommendations in a while1:00:10 - 1:03:00 - Plugs, theme, and outtakes.
Fri, March 23, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #98 - In Time
But there was time! Time enough... at last!
Sun, March 04, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #97 - Awards Floptacular 2012
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 34:00 - We discuss The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' top honor. You know, the one they entrusted to Billy Crystal.34:01 - 44:29 - We bestow the most coveted of all awards: The Floppies.44:30 - 1:00:02 - Flop House Movie Mailbag1:00:03 - 1:07:40 - Some year-end recommendations from 20111:07:41 - 1:10:02 - Plugs, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, February 18, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #96 - Dream House
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:50 - The peaches reacquaint themselves with each other and this thing called "podcasting."2:51 - 30:20 - We discuss Nic Cage's latest Flop House joint, Trespass, which approached Delgo levels of failure.30:21- 34:18 - Final judgments34:19 - 50:00 - Flop House Movie Mailbag50:01 - 57:29 - The sad bastards recommend.57:30 - 1:02:04- Plugs, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, January 28, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #96 - Trespass
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 6:41 - We introduce our special guest, fellow Daily Show writer Zhubin Parang, and extend thanks to all who came to the live show.6:42 - 37:15 - We discuss Nic Cage's latest Flop House joint, Trespass, which approached Delgo levels of failure.37:16 - 39:50 - Final judgments39:51 - 52:55 - Flop House Movie Mailbag52:56 - 57:00 - The sad bastards recommend.57:01 - 59:27- Frackcast, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, January 14, 2012
The Flop House: Episode #94 - Conan the Barbarian
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:30 - A lot of nonsense about bears.0:33 - 2:56 - The usual bullshit.2:57 - 32:08 - Conan hears the lamentations of the Flop House.32:09 - 38:24 - Final judgments38:251 - 52:34 - Flop House Movie Mailbag52:35 - 54:36 - We plug our LIVE EVENT.54:37 - 57:01 - The sad bastards recommend.57:02 - 58:35- Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Wed, December 21, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #93 - Green Lantern
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:56 - The usual bullshit.2:57 - 36:23 - Look! Up in the air! It's a Granny Smith apple! It's Kermit! No, it's the GREEN LANTERN!36:24 - 40:20 - Final judgments40:21 - 52:55 - Flop House Movie Mailbag52:56 - 56:25 - We plug our LIVE EVENT.56:26 - 57:52 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, December 04, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #92 - Country Strong
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 4:03 - A little discussion of Stuart's wedding and related matters.4:04 - 34:24 - Kevin James tries so hard, bless his giant heart.34:25 - 36:45 - Final judgments36:46 - 41:46 - Business matters, discussion of the Flop House Wiki, and the wedding of Elliott's REAL best friend.41:47 - 55:09 - Flop House Movie Mailbag55:10 - 1:00:31 - The sad bastards recommend1:00:32 - 1:01:59 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Mon, November 21, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #91 - Zookeeper
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 6:43 - We introduce our guest host, Hallie Haglund -- Daily Show writer, Dan-and-Elliott friend, and Elliott's office-mate --who regales us with embarrassing KalanTales.6:44 - 42:50 - Kevin James tries so hard, bless his giant heart.42:51 - 46:00 - Final judgments46:01 - 58:37 - Flop House Movie Mailbag58:38 - 1:02:57 - The sad bastards recommend1:02:58 - 1:04:40 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, October 29, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #90 - Red Riding Hood
0:00 - 0:43 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme.0:44 - 9:15 - It's the Original Peaches plus one, when we're joined by Stuart's soon-to-be best man Alexander Smith. Topics are discussed and bachelor parties alluded to.9:16 - 43:16 - Little Red Riding Hood's subtext becomes text, because apparently all teen girls want is to fuck monsters.43:17 - 47:05 - Special SHOCKTOBER final judgments47:06 - 59:32 - Flop House Movie Mailbag59:33 - 1:03:30 - In lieu of recommendations, we let Alex turn this into a plugcast.1:03:31 - 1:04:20 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.1:04:21 - 1:09:16 - A Lydia Burrell bonus track.
Sat, October 15, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #89 - Season of the Witch
Show notes/timecode delayed on account of busy weekend.
Sat, October 01, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #88 - Priest
0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme.0:38 - 4:10 - We introduce our guest, Tom Silvestro, and gripe more about our ongoing technical problems.4:11 - 27:58 - Should you let this Priest touch you?27:59 - 31:40 - Some special SHOCKTOBER final judgments31:41 - 40:29 - Flop House Movie Mailbag40:30 - 53:39 - The sad bastards recommend53:38 - 55:27 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, September 17, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #87 - My Soul to Take
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 6:43 - The technical difficulties saga continues.6:44 - 30:01 - You'd think there would be a lot to talk about in a three hour film, wouldn't you? You would be wrong.30:02 - 35:30 - Final judgments35:31 - 51:52 - Flop House Movie Mailbag51:53 - 56:20 - The sad bastards recommend56:20 - 57:32 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Fri, September 02, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #86 - The Happiest Millionaire
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 4:17 - We discuss our recent technical difficulties.4:18 - 27:57 - You'd think there would be a lot to talk about in a three hour film, wouldn't you? You would be wrong.27:58 - 33:00 - We summarily dispense with final judgments, to discuss Stuart's SURPRISE GIFT to Dan and Elliott33:31 - 47:45 - Flop House Movie Mailbag47:46 - 54:44 - The sad bastards recommend / plug.54:45 - 55:52 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Fri, August 19, 2011
Flop House Bloopers and Practical Jokes
Just bloopin' around.
Sun, July 31, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #85 - Limitless
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 2:23 - Elliott's public airing of grievances.2:24 - 39:26 - We find a surprising amount to say about the wish-fulfillment fantasy, Limitless.39:27 - 41:30 - Final judgments.41:31 - 58:07 - Flop House Movie Mailbag58:08 - 59:13 - A speed round of the sad bastards recommend59:14 - 1:00:21 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, July 17, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #84 - Sucker Punch
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 5:28 - Tales of Cobra Commander and Twin Sitters5:29 - 32:05 - Zach Snyder somehow finds a way to ruin sexy schoolgirls fighting robotic samurais. 33:37 - 35:32 - Final judgments.35:33 - 50:59 - Flop House Movie Mailbag51:00 - 58:00 - The sad bastards recommend58:01 - 58:43 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, June 25, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #83 - I Am Number Four
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 5:48 - We discuss our GLOWING Onion AV Club mention.5:49 - 33:34 - Nothing starts a franchise better than a movie clearly only designed to start a franchise. Case in point: I Am Number Four.33:37 - 35:10 - Final judgments.35:11 - 51:09 - Flop House Movie Mailbag, complete with exhuastingly-long theme.51:10 - 57:17 - The sad bastards recommend57:18 - 58:45 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, June 12, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #82 - Drive Angry
0:00 - 0:38 - Introduction and theme.0:39 - 31:15- We officially turn this bad movie podcast into a Nic Cagecast, with our discussion of Drive Angry.31:16 - 33:36 - Final judgments.33:35 - 48:15 - Flop House Movie Mailbag48:16 - 52:45 - The sad bastards recommend52:46 - 53:53 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, May 28, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #81 - The Roommate
0:00 - 0:41 - Introduction and theme.0:42 - 8:29 - Stuart helps Dan deliver some big news by setting up a bit at length and then seeming totally uninterested in the payoff.8:30 - 29:35 - We seem to have less to say about The Roommate than any prior film.29:36 - 35:22 - Final judgments.35:23 - 54:01 - Recommendations are BUMPED for our longest Movie Mailbag yet.54:02 - 58:40 - The sad bastards recommend58:41 - 59:51 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, May 21, 2011
The Flop House: Movie Minute #36 - A Shameless Plug
The gang had to take the week off, but Matt Carman and Kseniya Yarosh from the zine "I Love Bad Movies" (ilovebadmovies.com) are here to tell you about an exciting LIVE FLOP HOUSE EVENT, that the floppers are preparing in partnership with the I Love Bad Movies team. http://bit.ly/je68Vc
Sat, May 07, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #80 - The Sorcerer's Apprentice
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 5:56 - The usual gang takes a few moments to reacquaint themselves, after a month of guest hosts, and begin unintentionally insulting everyone.5:57 - 35:45 - If you're gonna make a not-so-great movie, do everyone a favor and stick Nicholas Cage and Alfred Molina in it.35:45 - 39:00 - Final judgments.48:31 - 55:35 - Recommendations are BUMPED for our longest Movie Mailbag yet.55:36 - 57:42 The final letter segues into thrilling news of our first LIVE FLOP HOUSE EVENT!57:43 - 59:08 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Fri, April 22, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #79 - Knight and Day
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 6:57 - We're so delighted by our special MYSTERY GUEST (whose identity is ruined in the show description) that we take even longer than usual to get to the point.6:58 - 47:29 - In-between discussions of Batman villains, we find a little time to talk about Knight and Day.47:30 - 48:30 - Final judgments.48:31 - 54:50 - The sad bastards recommend. 54:51 - 56:34 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, April 10, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #78 - Gooby
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 4:28 - We introduce guest host Andy Rocco, and challenge him to justify himself.4:29 - 47:22 - We find a surprising amount to talk about in Gooby, almost managing to keep to the topic.47:23 - 50:06 - Final judgments.50:07 - 55:57 - The sad bastards recommend. 57:58 - 58:57 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, March 27, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #77 - Skyline
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 30:55 - We discuss the Battle: Los Angeles prequel, Skyline. What, it's not a prequel?30:56 - 34:20 - Final judgments.34:21 - 53:05 - Donations and Flop House Movie Mailbag53:06 - 56:27 - The sad bastards recommend. 56:28 - 57:26 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, March 05, 2011
The Flop House's Third Annual Awards Floptacular
0:00 - 0:53 - Red carpet introduction0:54 - 35:51 - In contrast to EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET and our usual tendency to hate on things, we actually didn't mind the Oscars. 35:52 - 45:25 - Flop House Movie Mailbag45:26 - 48:20- A brief pledge drive48:21 - 55:56 - Dan tells the greatest story in American letters. Suck it, Twain and Hemmingway.55:57 - 59:47 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Thu, February 17, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #75 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 20.0px; font: 13.0px 'Trebuchet MS'; color: #cccccc} 0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and theme 0:36 - 33:09 - We spend a little time discussing Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time and way too much time discussing Duckberg and its inhabitants. 33:10 - 36:53- Final judgments 36:54 - 53:14 - A super-sized Movie Mail Bag, including some Oscar talk 53:15 - 58:29- The sad bastards recommend 58:30 - 59:41 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes. Go to www.flophousepodcast.com and click on our shiny new donate button to support the show.
Sat, February 05, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #74 - Valentine's Day
0:00 - 0:39 - SEXY Introduction and theme0:40 - 3:27 - We work ourselves up into discussing the movie with some of our usual gibberish.0:28 - 36:41- Cuddle up tight with your loved one and share your most romantic pair of earbuds for this discussion of Valentine's Day.36:42 - 39:37- Final judgments39:38 - 52:41 - An epic Flop House Movie Mailbag52:42 - 57:33- The sad bastards recommend 57:34 - 59:25 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, January 22, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #73 - Devil
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme0:33 - 36:30- Sure M. Night Shyamalan makes amazing Flop House movies as a director and as a writer, but can he bring that same anti-magic as a producer?36:31 - 38:18- Final judgments38:19 - 39:25 - Pause for station identification39:26 - 44:55 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag44:56 - 51:02- The sad bastards recommend (Including a very special fantasy recommendation)51:03 - 54:38 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, January 08, 2011
The Flop House: Episode #72 - Killers
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 4:00 - We re-introduce guest host Lou Fernandez of Lou Reads the Internet for You.4:01 - 34:20 - We talk about the Kutcher-Heigel collaboration that America's 12-year-olds were clamoring for.34:21 - 36:35 - Final judgments40:07 - 47:45 - We expand our flop purview to include The Great White Way, as Lou relates his experience seeing Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark47:46 - 56:42 - The sad bastards recommend. 56:43 - 58:07 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, December 19, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #71 - The Last Airbender
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme.0:32 - 33:37 - How much air could an airbender bend if an airbender could bend air? The answer is surprisingly dull.33:38- 40:06 - Some highly digressive final judgments40:07 - 54:58 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag54:59 - 58:46 - The sad bastards recommend. 58:47 - 59:26 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, December 05, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #70 - Jonah Hex
What the Hex?
Fri, November 12, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #69 - Big Money Rustlas
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 4:15 - We kill a little time needling Elliott and remembering Dino de Laurentiis.4:16 - 29:36 - Fuckin' movies, how do they work?29:37- 33:16 - Final judgments33:17 - 39:27 - The sad bastards recommend. 39:28 - 47:13 - Instead of cutting our losses, we waste even more time.47:14 - 48:04 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Fri, October 29, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #68 - Teen Witch
p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 20.0px; font: 13.0px 'Trebuchet MS'; color: #010101} 0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme. 0:36 - 6:17 - Your regular co-hosts waste six minutes talking about how nice it is to all be in the same room again. 6:18 - 32:15 - We are all giddy, GIDDY, to be watching Teen Witch -- a classic bad movie -- rather than the usual modern, sub-mediocre Hollywood crap. 32:16- 37:15- Final judgments 37:16 - 49:44 Flop House Mailbag 49:45 - 54:39- The sad bastards recommend . 54:40 - 56:09 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, October 16, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #67 - The Uninvited
0:00 - 0:39 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme.0:40 - 35:46 - Turns out "The Uninvited" isn't a horror movie about an angry guest who didn't get invited to Elliott's wedding. Instead, it's about ghosts or crazy people, or some shit.35:47- 39:13- Final judgments39:14 - 45:44- The sad bastards recommend. 45:45 - 46:39 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, October 02, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #66 - Blood: The Last Vampire
0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme.0:38 - 8:47 - We spend nearly ten minutes introducing our special guest Federico Hatoum, and explaining why we've been M.I.A. for over a month.8:48 - 28:49 - We talk about Blood: The Last Vampire. .. or, more accurately, "CG Blood: The Last Vampire."29:50- 34:36- Final judgments34:37 - 47:54 - PLUGS! which eventually devolve into a series of mouth-sounds.47:55 - 58:52- The sad bastards recommend. 58:53 - 1:00:12 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, August 15, 2010
The Flop House - Episode #65: Old Dogs
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 6:13 - So much talk about weddings that you'd think you were listening to three schoolgirls, if not for the World of Warcraft reference.6:14 - 42:05 - A scintillating discussion of Old Dogs, the family film that's fun for no ages, as well as our longest, most absurd digression yet.42:06 - 43:03- Final judgments are handily dispensed with.43:04 - 48:17 - Dan manages to announce our CONTEST WINNER, despite Elliott and Stu's best efforts to not let him get the name out.48:18 - 55:45 - The sad bastards recommend. 55:46 - 58:24 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Fri, July 30, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #64 - Repo Men
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 27:35 - Jude Law and Forrest Whittaker repossess both our will to live and to discuss the movie Repo Men.27:36 - 33:19 - Final judgments, and Elliott rambling Lethal Weapon 2 digression.33:20 - 49:04 - A brimming Flop House Movie Mailbag.49:05 - 58:50 - Instead of recommendations, Elliott gives us a firsthand report on San Diego's ComiCon.58:51 - 59:41 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Fri, July 09, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #63 - From Paris With Love
0:00 - 0:16 - Introduction and theme 0:17 - 34:17 - Luc Besson is usually good for some dumb thrills. Take away the thrills, and you have From Paris With Love. 34:18 - 36:55 - Final judgments 36:56 - 41:30 - Friendly's with benefits. 41:31 - 45:19 - NEW CONTEST ALERT 45:20 - 55:03 - The sad bastards recommend. 55:04- 55:54 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, June 19, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #62 - Legion
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme0:35 - 40:51 - God has decided to punish us. Not by sending all of the angels from heaven to wipe out humanity - by making us watch Legion. (And punish Dan in particular by making Stu and Elliott interrupt him more than ever before.)40:52 - 42:14 - Final judgments42:15 - 57:47 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag threatens to take over the show.57:48 - 59:21 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, June 05, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #61 - Surrogates
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme0:33 - 34:34 - Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry, when we take you out in our discussion of Surrogates.34:35 - 37:20 - Final judgments38:21 - 45:55 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag.45:56 - 51:40- The sad bastards recommend.51:41 - 54:25 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Thu, May 20, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #60 - All About Steve
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme0:35 - 2:30 - We reintroduce special guest host Brock Mahan.2:31 - 36:53 - We put on our critics' high-heeled red leather books to take on the no-rom, no-com, rom-com All About Steve40:56 - 40:55 - Final judgments40:56 - 44:07 - An all-comments Flop House mailbag.48:45 - 55:07- The sad bastards recommend.55:08 - 57:53 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, May 09, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #59 - Law Abiding Citizen
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 2:24 - We waste a few minutes talking about how long it's been since we've invaded your ear-holes.2:25 - 35:39 - We discuss Law Abiding Citizen, the most egregious movie title crime against hyphens since The 40 Year Old Virgin.35:39 - 38:18 - Final judgments38:20 - 39:25 - Station identification39:26 - 44:07 - We attempt to re-create a Flop House Movie Mailbag from memory, and we make fun of Stuart's fragile mental state.44:08 - 52:10- The sad bastards recommend.52:11 - 53:01 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, April 11, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #58 - Twilight: New Moon
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme0:35 - 37:36 - Hail, hail, the gang's all here. Which gang? All of the supposedly-full-time Flop House co-hosts! A podcast with all three floppers together comes along once in a blue moon. Or in this case, a new moon. A Twilight: New Moon. ...Remind me never to hire myself as a copywriter. 37:37 - 39:33 - Final judgments39:34 - 43:31 - The long-awaited WINNERS of the "Give Dan a Hook" contest!43:32 - 51:19 - The sad bastards recommend.51:20 - 52:13 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, March 27, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #57 - Sorority Row
0:00 - 0:36 - Introduction and theme0:37 - 8:10 - Before getting down to business we discuss Stuart's vacation, Dan's nasal surgery, and the acting career of guest host Eric Zuckerman.8:11 - 39:48 - We talk about Sorority Row, the remake of House on Sorority Row, which, of course, was a remake of Erich Von Stroheim's Greed, based on the novel Push, by Sapphire.39:49 - 44:17 - Final judgments44:18 - 52:00 - Flop House Movie Mailbag52:01 - 59:14 - The sad bastards recommend.59:15 - 59:53 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, March 06, 2010
The Flop House_ Episode #56 - Whiteout
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:31 - 5:00 - We reintroduce guest co-host Amanda Melson, and spend nearly five full minutes reminiscing about the New York comedy scene in a way that's almost completely alienating to outsiders. 5:01 - 39:12 - You know your movie's in trouble when even an ice ax-wielding killer and Kate Beckinsale in her underwear can't generate any excitement39:13 - 43:10 - Final judgments43:11 - 48:00 - Flop House Movie Mailbag48:01 - 53:48 - The sad bastards recommend.53:49 - 54:52 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Mon, March 01, 2010
The Flop House Movie Minute #35 - Best Picture Decimal System
TEN BEST PICTURE NOMINEES? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!
Sun, February 21, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #55 - The Ugly Truth
0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme 0:31 - 3:35 - Stuart wastes all of our time by discussing his upcoming 30th birthday. 3:36 - 34:25 - If your criteria for a romantic comedy is that it contains the words "the" and "truth," and has a negative descriptor in the middle, may we suggest The Awful Truth starring Cary Grant? 34:26 - 40:31 - Final judgments 40:32 - 50:00 - Flop House Movie Mailbag 50:01 - 51:14 - An explanation of the new Movie Minute policy. 51:15 - 56:31 - The sad bastards recommend. 56:32 - 58:30 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, February 07, 2010
The Flop House: Episode 54 - Gamer
0:00 - 0:36 - Introductions and Theme0:37 - 33:42- We welcome Matt Koff, our second guest host of a still-young 2010, and we introduce him to a rising star named Gerard Butler, in a little film called Gamer.33:43 - 37:57 - Final Judgments37:58 - 48:38- A very navel-gazing movie mailbag.38:39 - 51:47 - Two out of three bastards recommending aint' bad.51:48 - 52:37 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, January 23, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #53 - Hannah Montana: The Movie
0:00 - 0:34 - Introductions and Theme0:35 - 3:00 - We welcome Elliott back and, for some reason, Stuart wastes time quizzing him and Dan about current events.3:01 - 37:24 - We discuss Hannah Montana: The Movie, because surely the audience for that picture was white males in their late twenties to early thirties.37:25 - 40:27 - Final Judgments40:28 - 53:49- Our longest letters segment yet, resulting in one of our patented vague Flop House contests.53:50 - 56:49 - A very short sad bastards recommend.56:50 - 58:14 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, January 10, 2010
The Flop House: Episode #52 - Dragonball: Evolution
0:00 - 0:36 - Introductions and Theme0:37 - 3:47 - We introduce our guest co-host, Nigel Wood.3:48 - 29:50 - We discuss 90 minutes of bright colors, loud noises, and disconnected action, in a DVD mislabeled "Dragonball: Evolution."29:51 - 33:23 - Final Judgments33:24 - 34:30 - Station identification34:31 - 41:46 - The sad bastards recommend.45:47 - 45:02 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, December 20, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #34 - Movie Minute Mailbag: The Squeakquel
We answer another letter from a loyal listener.
Sat, December 12, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #51 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
0:00 - 0:32 - Introductions and Theme0:33 - 1:37 - We introduce our special guest, Flop House contest winner Dash.1:38 - 43:35 - As four comic book nerds, we find far too much to say about X-Men Origins: Wolverine.43:46 - 45:55 - Final Judgments45:56 - 51:55 - The sad bastards recommend.51:56 - 54:19 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, December 06, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #33 - Writers Guild
Our most self-indulgent movie minute yet!
Sun, November 22, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #50 - Delgo
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme0:35 - 3:40 - We devote a little time to patting ourselves on the back for reaching fifty episodes.3:41 - 28:51 - We celebrate our fiftieth anniversary by discussing Delgo, the movie most likely to inspire blank stares in our audience, followed by "What the fuck's a Delgo?." Maybe we'll get it together for our 100th. 28:51 - 29:58 - Pause for station identification29:59 - 35:55 - Final judgments 35:56 - 40:40 - Flop House Movie Mailbag, plus discussion of a wacky cross-country adventure.40:41 - 47:40 - The sad bastards recommend. 47:41 - 49:19 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.
Tue, November 17, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #32 - Twisted Trailers 4: Through the Portal of Time
Who doesn't love trailers and shaggy dog puns?
Sun, November 08, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #49 - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme0:38 - 39:10- We dive right in and discuss a movie based on a video game character that was only popular because preteen boys are too scared to talk to real girls - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.39:11 - 40:10 - Final judgments 40:11 - 41:33 - A CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED, for the contest everyone (even the hosts) forgot was happening.41:34 - 47:47 - The sad bastards recommend. 47:48 - 50:17 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme and outtakes.50:18 - 51:17 - Station identification.
Mon, October 26, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #48 - The Chaos Experiment
0:00 - 0:56 - Introduction, APOLOGY, and theme0:57 - 4:00 - The return of Dan's least favorite reoccurring segment.4:01 - 41:41- Dan, Stu, and Elliott make vicious fun of a movie you've never heard of, giving the lie to their claim that they're too nice to kick a film when it's down.41:42 - 44:53- Final judgments 44:54 - 51:54 - Our second and final SHOCKTOBER sad bastards recommend of 2009. 51:55 - 55:00 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme and outtakes.
Sun, October 18, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #31 - VIDEO - The Flop House Live
Our first ever video podcast lets you join us in NYC, at the UCB Theater, for the Flop House's guest appearance on Andy Rocco's Hipster Show.
Sat, October 10, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #47 - The Unborn
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and SPOOKY theme0:35 - 2:27 - The usual off-topic nonsense up front.2:28 - 30:44- Finally, the pro-abortion, anti-holocaust, Jewish demon horror story you've been waiting for! The Unborn.30:45 - 34:04- Final judgments 34:05 - 39:29 - Movie Mailbag39:30 - 47:11 - A special SHOCKTOBER sad bastards recommend. 47:12 - 48:37 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.
Sun, September 27, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #46 - Obsessed
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 4:14- We engage in a hilarious bit about how everyone spent last weekend.4:15 - 28:26- Race-baiting mixed with Fatal Attraction seems like a recipe for trashy film fun. And yet, count the times that Dan sighs wearily, while discussing Obsessed.28:27 - 30:30- Final judgments 30:31 - 34:30 - Movie Mailbag34:31 - 39:24 - Inspired by the final letter, we segue directly into a special older "bad movie" edition of sad bastards recommend.39:25 - 43:37 - Which, in turn, devolves into a discussion of T&A comedies.43:38 - 46:15 - A plug from Elliott, goodbyes, theme and outtakes.
Sun, September 20, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #30 - New Web Address
A commercial for our new, more convenient web address.
Sun, September 13, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #45 - Skinwalkers
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 3:58- We introduce our guests, lycanthropy activists Ritch Duncan and Bob Powers.3:59 - 35:58 - What are "Skinwalkers?" Are they ancient legendary beasts? Are they sufferers of a terrible curse? Are they nudists? Or, perhaps they're just a way to tart up a lousy werewolf movie in Native American garb.35:59 - 41:51- Final judgments 41:52 - 48:21 - The sad bastards recommend.48:22 - 50:09 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.
Sun, September 06, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #29 - Movie Minute Mailbag
More letters from our loyal listeners.
Sat, August 29, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #44 - Knowing
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 33:52 - The original Peaches unearth a time capsule with a warning for all mankind: avoid Knowing.33:53 - 36:27- Final judgments 36:28 - 37:34 - A break for station identification.37:35 - 42:50 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag42:51 - 47:59 - The sad bastards recommend.48:00 - 49:17 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.
Sat, August 15, 2009
The Flop House_ Episode #43 - Righteous Kill
0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme0:38 - 5:20 - We spend some time discussing Stuart's penis and introduce our guest host, Meghan O'Neill.5:21 - 36:59 - How many lousy movies do two of the greatest actors of their generation have to make, before we give up on them? Just one, if it's Righteous Kill.37:00 - 38:06- A break for station identification and all things Flop House.38:07 - 42:45 - Final judgments42:46 - 43:52 - We tease letters but cruelly do not read any this episode.43:53 - 51:27 - The sad bastards recommend.51:28 - 53:20 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.
Sun, August 09, 2009
Movie Minute Klassic - Comic Heroes
The Flop House gets just as lazy in August as anyone else, so while we're on vacation, please enjoy this rerun of our most popular movie minute.
Sun, August 02, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #42 - Paul Blart: Mall Cop
0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme0:31 - 3:09 - We introduce our guest host, Brock Mahan.3:10 - 30:55 - We watch that mall cop movie. No, not that one. The dumb one.30:56 - 34:00- Final judgments34:01 - 39:42 - The sad bastards recommend.39:43 - 40:50 - Goodbyes, theme and a special message about Stuart's penis.
Sun, July 26, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #28 - Criterion Collection
Lou Fernandez of Loureads.com helps us out by lending his melifluous pipes and his sophisticated producing style to this advertisement.
Mon, July 20, 2009
The Flop House_ Episode #41 - 12 Rounds
Dan was out of town this weekend, so he didn't have time to write full show notes for this episode, but he did have time to post it, and HERE IT IS!
Sun, July 12, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #27 - Oscar Double Down
Thanks to recording in advance, we're a little late to the party discussing the Oscar Best Picture change.
Sun, June 28, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #40 - Friday the 13th
0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and theme0:36 - 39:20 - We apparently have more to say about Friday the 13th than any movie we've watched previously.39:21 - 43:40- The most shocking final judgments yet.43:41 - 51:24 - Listener mail51:25 - 56:06 - In lieu of film recommendation, a slew of plugs: a zine, Elliott's film series, and Dan's sketch group.56:07 - 56:42 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.
Sat, June 13, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #39 - Bride Wars
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 2:22 - We introduce our guest host: stand-up comedian and comedy writer Amanda Melson.2:23 - 31:20 - In Bride Wars, there are no winners. Only bloodstained white tulle.31:21 - 34:23- Final judgments34:24 - 39:02 - Listener mail, and a revelation about Dan's slumlord background.39:03 - 45:40 - The sad bastards recommend45:41 - 47:24 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.
Sun, June 07, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #26 - Orson Welles for The Flop House
Paul Masson's got nothing on us.
Sat, May 30, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #38 - Beverly Hills Chihuahua
0:00 - 0:41 - Introduction and theme0:42 - 31:36 - We discuss Beverly Hills Chihuahua, the movie that made talking Chihuahuas a national sensation. Wait... I'm thinking of Taco Bell.31:36 - 38:38 - Final judgments38:39 - 46:00 - After some hilarity about the Civil War, we read a letter from a listener.46:01 - 53:19 - The sad bastards recommend53:20 - 55:35 - Dan reveals a shameful talent for remembering celebrity nude scenes, followed by goodbyes, theme and outtakes.
Mon, May 25, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #25 - Remake Reuse Recycle
Elliott lists some terrible remake ideas, while Stu contributes a remake he'd like to see.
Sun, May 17, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #37 - Seven Pounds
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 27:04 - Will Smith. Rosario Dawson. A Jellyfish. The formula for a blockbuster smash? We discuss Seven Pounds.27:05 - 29:50 - Final judgments29:51 - 34:38 - The sad bastards recommend34:39 - 40:04 - Some last minute bitching and moaning about Seven Pounds, followed by goodbyes, theme and outtakes.
Mon, May 11, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #24 - 18 Again, Again
America swaps bodies with its younger self, to go back to a time when body-swap movies were popular.
Sun, May 03, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #36 - The Spirit
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 31:12 - After a brief trip south of the border, we talk about The Spirit. The movie that manages to make superheroes dull and cleavage unsexy.31:13 - 33:24 - Final judgments33:25 - 42:27 - The sad bastards recommend42:28 - 46:09 - A little talk about ghosts and Jedi molestation, followed by goodbyes, theme and outtakes.
Thu, April 16, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #35 - Fireproof
0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and theme.0:36 - 29:03 - We are way, way too soft on Fireproof, in order to avoid ticking off our vast, yet nonexistent, audience of evangelical listeners.29:04 - 35:26 - Final judgments. 35:27 - 44:39 - A letter from a listener illuminates important Flop House guidelines.44:40 - 55:09 - The sad bastards recommend.55:10 - 57:34 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, April 04, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #23 - Twisted Trailers 3: Your Sister is a Werewolf
Even more trailers for upcoming films.
Sat, March 28, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #34 - Mirrors
0:00 - 0:38 - Introduction and theme.0:39 - 30:46 - Is Mirrors scarier or less scary than any other horror film starring an inanimate object?30:47 - 33:46 - Final judgments. 33:47 - 43:35 - Letters from listeners and a window into Dan's low self esteem.43:36 - 49:25 - The sad bastards recommend.49:26 - 50:11 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, March 22, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #22 - Extended Outtakes
Since people seem to enjoy the outtakes, here's an extended peek behind the Flop House curtain, with even more talk of Demon Knight and other topics.
Sun, March 15, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #33 - An American Carol
No time for show notes this week, but enjoy the episode.
Sun, March 08, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #21 - Who Watches the Watchmen's Penises
Turns out it's Whoopi Goldberg.
Sun, March 01, 2009
Academy Awards Flopstacular 2009!
Apologies for the sound quality of this show. We had sound issues we weren't aware of until well after the taping.0:00 - 0:26 - Theme0:27 - 45:34 - We discuss the Oscars. Oh surely the skies will be dark tonight as all the stars are in Hollywood's Kodak Theater!45:35 - 55:35 - Letters from listeners.55:36 - 56:39 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, February 21, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #20 - Pool Cleaning
Clean up in your Oscar pool the scientific way!
Sun, February 15, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #31 - Swing Vote
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 3:41 - We introduce guest host extraordinaire Will Hines.3:42 - 33:37 - What happens when the American election comes down to JUST ONE VOTE? Wait. You say that would never happen? Shit. Then what are we gonna do about this Swing Vote movie? I guess we should just make fun of it.33:38 - 38:23 - Final judgments. Plus: the weirdest joke ever to appear on The Flop House.38:24 - 51:09 - Letters from listeners.51:10 - 58:26 - The sad bastards recommend.58:27 - 59:17 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, February 08, 2009
Flop House Klassic - Untraceable
Dan was on vacation this week, and he owns all the recording equipment. So, until next week's new episode, please enjoy this re-run.
Sun, February 01, 2009
The Flop House Movie Minute #19 - Oscar Bait
We make up for our lost movie minute with our longest supplemental episode yet, about how the Oscars are always wrong.
Sun, January 25, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #30 - Bangkok Dangerous
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 22:00 - Watch out for Nicholas Cage. That motherfucker is BANGKOK Dangerous.22:01 - 34:35 - We get bored of talking about Bangkok Dangerous, and quickly digress into talk of AVP2, pornography, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Zombie Strippers, Return of the Jedi, and Hitman (with a little more Bangkok Dangerous thrown in as anti-spice)34:36 - 39:28 - Final judgments39:30 - 46:59 - Letters from listeners.47:00 - 52:35- The sad bastards recommend.52:36 - 53:54 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes
Sun, January 11, 2009
The Flop House: Episode #29 - Step Up 2: The Streets
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 2:00 - We reintroduce ourselves, after our long winter's nap.2:01 - 33:51- In the long tradition of dance films, this is certainly one of them.33:52 - 36:40 - Final judgments36:41 - 43:25 - Letters from listeners.43:26 - 54:33 - The sad bastards recommend, New Year's special - our top five films of the year.54:34 - 55:50 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes
Mon, December 22, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #18 - Misfit Toys
Christmas specials under the microscope.The music you hear in this episode is Hark the Herald Angels sing, as performed by Doug Hammer on the album Noel, courtesy of feelslikechristmas.com, which provides free Christmas music for personal and nonprofit use.
Sun, December 14, 2008
The Flop House: Episode #28 - Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 5:04 - We spend the first five minutes talking about a movie about toys that WASN'T the one we watched, released more than a decade ago.5:05 - 11:14 - We make a brief feint at discussing Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, but quickly get sidetracked by Willy Wonka and old-time character actors.11:15 - 35:41 - We finally manage to focus on the topic at hand, the horrifying tale of a sentient toy store and its insane inhabitants. What's that? It's a kids' film? ...You sure?35:42 - 40:05 - Final judgments.40:06 - 44:10 - Copyright infringement, listener mail, and discussion of nude Lea Thompson.44:11 - 46:34 - The MOST IMPORTANT SEGMENT EVER.46:35 - 54:38 - The sad bastards recommend.54:39 - 58:30 - Goodbyes, outtakes, and theme.
Sat, December 06, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #17 - Twisted Trailers 2: Two Shades of Blue
More trailers for the biggest winter releases.
Sat, November 22, 2008
The Flop House: Episode #27 - 27 Dresses
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:15 - Mustaches are much discussed.2:16 - 32:22 - We talk about the Katherine Heigel rom-com 27 Dresses, and show our affinity for the material by staying on-topic almost never. Also: boobs.32:23 - 36:30 - Final judgments, in which 27 Dresses manages to SHATTER the Flop House categories.36:31 - 46:17 - The sad bastards recommend. Plus, we learn another famous person Elliott has had tangential interactions with. And also: even more boobs.46:18 - 48:46 - November-December is Flop House listener pledge drive season - but you don't have to pay us in cash-- just recruit new listeners.48:47 - 51:30 - We write the great lost sex comedy, "Lustache."51:31 - 52:55 - Goodbyes, theme, outtakes, and a whole heck of a lot more boobs.
Sat, November 15, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #16 - Missed Connections
We present this alternate, much shorter, version of the Al Pacino film 88 Minutes.
Sun, November 09, 2008
The Flop House: Episode #26 - 88 Minutes
0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme.0:31 - 5:02 - We explain why we're the dynamic duo this week, and talk about how much we miss Stuart. Also: we engage in the name-droppiest name dropping yet, as Elliott tells the story of the time he met PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA.5:03 - 32:52 - We talk about 88 Minutes, the movie that is a worse example of real-time filmmaking than Nick of Time, and a far worse example of post-mortem semen-swapping than Presumed Innocent.32:53 - 37:25 - Final judgments, plus a brief side-track into dream analysis.37:26 - 45:43 - The sad bastards recommend. 45:43 - 46:32 - We talk about Stuart some more. Jeez! Why don't us guys get a room, already!46:33 - 49:03 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, October 26, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #15 - Hor-nutz!
Stuart's harrowing tale of survival is now a zany comedy starring Seth Rogan.
Sun, October 19, 2008
The Flop House: Episode #25 - The Happening
0:00 - 0:39 - Introduction and theme.0:40 - 41:28 - It's a Flop House event! We've been waiting so long for the DVD release for M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening that we jump right in and don't stop talking about it for forty minutes. (Would I call it a "Flop House happening?" No. That would be dumb.)41:29 - 44:17 - Final judgments on The Happening.44:18 - 48:30 - What the heck. Final judgments on M. Night, too.48:31 - 56:40 - The sad bastards recommend. 56:41 - 58:26 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, October 11, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #14 - McShane-McCain
In the first edition of Name Droppin', Elliott talks about working with Ian McShane.
Sat, October 04, 2008
The Flop House: Episode #24 - Prom Night
0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme.0:38 - 1:54 - The whole team is back together again, so to celebrate they ramble off-topic for a while.1:55 - 37:13 - We talk about Prom Night, a shocking expose about the incompetence of the Bridgeport police department.37:14 - 40:35 - Final judgments.40:36 - 49:27 - We explain why we haven't had the Flop House contest winner on, announce a winner of the Ewe Boll contest, and Dan shamelessly plugs his own project.49:28 - 52:54 - The sad bastards recommend. 52:55 - 54:30 - Goodbyes, theme, outtakes, and many, many sound effects
Sat, September 27, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #13 - Rainy Day Fun
We give you directions on how to make your own Flop House at home.
Sun, September 21, 2008
Flop House Klassic - Bratz
What do you get when Stuart is out of town on vacation, Elliott is busy transitioning from one high-stress television comedy job to another high-stress television comedy job, and Dan is having Internet problems? A rerun! Hey, at least we don't do it as much as LOST. (Well, as much as they used to... before their uninterrupted seasons... lets pretend that joke was still relevant and move on). In this, one of our favorite episodes, we discussed Bratz-- a movie that was so unexpectedly delightful in its badness that it became the gold standard for Flop House film ratings. Enjoy.
Sun, September 14, 2008
The Flop House: Episode #23 - Wild Hogs
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:45 - We welcome back Elliott Kalan, make fun of Stuart, and reintroduce Ritch Duncan.2:46 - 40:22 - We make up for our spottily-released late summer shows by making this our second-longest episode ever and spending far too much time discussing Wild Hogs-- possibly more than the screenwriter took to write it.40:23 - 44:30 - Final judgments.44:31 - 49:10 - We congratulate Elliott on some huge news, and spend a little time discussing the Ewe Boll contest (with a brief R.I.P. for Dan's local video rental place).49:11 - 55:56 - The sad bastards recommend.55:57 - 57:28 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, September 07, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #12 - Ewe Boll Contest
We honor the modern-day Ed Wood with a contest.
Sun, August 24, 2008
The Flop House: Episode #22 - Vantage Point
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:30 - We introduce our guest co-host, leggy comedienne Sara Schaefer.2:31 - 35:29 - We each give our vantage points on the film Vantage Point. See what I did there? I made you want to shoot yourself.35:30 - 38:40 - Final judgments. 38:41 - 43:28 - We announce the WINNER OF THE FLOP HOUSE CONTEST!43:29 - 47:17 - The sad bastards recommend. (Also, according to our web research, the second movie Sara recommends-- the one where she can't remember the title-- is probably Butcher Wing.)47:18 - 52:11 - Sara plugs some stuff, and Stuart demonstrates his complete misunderstanding of the concept of plugs.52:12 - 53:29 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, August 10, 2008
Flop House Movie Minute #11 - Listener Feedback
We talk with the listeners, walk with the listeners.
Sun, August 03, 2008
The Flop House: Episode #21 - One Missed Call
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 1:57 - We take a moment to discuss Stuart's choice of attire.1:58 - 38:02 - We discuss the film One Missed Call, the movie that asks the question, "Can anything be all bad, if it involves Ray Wise?"38:03 - 41:09 - Final judgments.41:10 - 49:21- The sad bastards recommend. 49:22 - 51:45 - More on the Flop House contest, and goodbyes.51:46 - 52:30 - Theme and outtakes.
Sun, July 27, 2008
On Vacation
The movie minute is taking a summer vacation this week, but we don't want to leave you empty-handed, so enjoy this audio sketch.
Mon, July 21, 2008
The Flop House: Episode #20 - 10,000 B.C.
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:47 - We have our usual difficulty getting down to business.2:48 - 30:30 - Would 10,000 B.C. have been better if it had starred Ringo Starr and Shelly Long? Yes. Yes it would.30:31 - 34:13 - Final judgments.34:14 - 36:45 - A brief digression about the films of Brendan Fraser.36:46 - 46:13 - The sad bastards recommend. 46:14 - 52:57 - A greater explication of the Flop House contest, surveys, podcasty business, and goodbyes.52:58 - 53:39 - Theme and outtakes.
Sun, July 13, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #10 - Teen Wolf
Warm nostalgia swaddles the show, as the gang discusses Teen Wolf.
Sun, July 06, 2008
The Flop House: Episode 20 - Premonition
0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 30:20 - After welcoming back oft-absent co-host Elliott Kalan and dispensing with some off-topic comics talk, we celebrate Independence Day by examining the slow decline of former America's sweetheart Sandra Bullock in Premonition.30:21 - 32:05 A slight detour, as the Flop House hosts make out their audio living wills.32:06 - 36:09 - Final judgments.36:10 - 40:19 - We rewrite the ending to Premonition. Also: a lot of nonsense about C.H.U.D.s.40:20 - 48:40 - The sad bastards recommend.48:41 - 51:12 - Podcasty business, a NEW CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT, and goodbyes.51:13 - 51:54 - Theme and outtakes.
Mon, June 30, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #9 - Twin Sitters
We briefly discuss a barbarian-sized hit. Also: fully clothed breasts!
Sun, June 22, 2008
The Flop House: Episode #20 - Jumper
0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 1:21 - We introduce special guest host, Matt Koff.1:22 - 29:19 - Jump! For my love! Jump in! ...Is a song we'd rather be listening to, than watching the film Jumper, starring Teen Anakin. Skywalker. 29:20 - 33:50 - Final judgments. 33:51 - 39:11 - A little Unbreakable feedback, and Dan hijacks the podcast for his own petty, personal purposes.39:12 - 46:25 - The sad bastards recommend.46:26 - 49:18 - Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, June 15, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #8 - Twisted Trailers
Trailers for some of this summer's biggest films.
Sun, June 08, 2008
The Flop House: Episode #17 - Untraceable
0:00 - 0:30 - Intro and theme.0:31 - 1:40 - We welcome back co-host Elliott Kalan after a brief break, and he pitches us a Kalan-centric TV vehicle.1:41 - 26:42 - A perfectly pleasant conversation about sticking your penis in various foodstuffs is ruined by the film Untraceable.26:43 - 30:00 - Final judgments.30:01 - 36:16 - The sad bastards recommend.36:17 - 38:03 - Shilling for the website - now with fan art and videos!38:04 - 40:14 - Some final thoughts about Untraceable, fan art, and penises.40:15 - 41:19 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.
Mon, June 02, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #7 - Deleted Scenes
We present an extended cut from a horror movie classic.
Sat, May 17, 2008
The Flop House: Episode #16 - Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
In the battle between Alien and Predator, there can be only one winner, and you can bet it's not the viewing public. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals a shocking secret about vaginas, Dan does a sub-par 70's TV impression, and Lou keeps urging people to draw things.0:00 - 0:29 - Introduction and theme.0:30 - 2:35 - We speculate about regular host Elliott Kalan's absence, and learn a little about guest host Lou Fernandez.2:36 - 32:05 - Alien vs. Predator, possibly the coolest concept in the world, provided you're an acne-riddled 12-year-old.32:06 - 35:25 - Final judgments.35:26 - 42:14 - The sad bastards recommend.42:15 - 45:07 - We draw your attention to Elliott's recent television triumph and plug our website a little.45:08 - 48:09 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, May 11, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #6 - Con Men
The Flop House makes a foray into near-journalism and visits the NY ComiCon.
Sun, May 04, 2008
The Flop House: Episode #15 - D-Wars: Dragon Wars
We answer the question, "How bad could a movie with dragon wars possibly be?" Meanwhile, Dan pitches a new Bikini-themed movie, Elliott has a flashback to the war, Stu makes a love connection, and we all take a big swig of the Hong Kong cocktail.0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 26:07 - After a brief and transparent bid for sympathy on Dan's part, we get down to business and discuss D-Wars: Dragon Wars, the film that can't make up its mind whether to abbreviate itself.26:08 - 27:37 - Final judgments.27:38 - 28:49 - We announce a shameless ploy to increase listenership.28:50 - 32:29 - A long-absent segment makes its triumphant return.32:30 - 38:20 - The sad bastards recommend.38:21 - 42:08 - Some podcast business is taken care of, amidst copious gibberish.42:09 - 43:21 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.I apologize that the audio quality is slightly lower than the previous few episodes. My allergy-addled mind didn't take enough time checking the levels, so I sound slightly louder and cracklier than Stu or Elliott, despite doing my best to fix it in post.
Sun, April 27, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #5 - Moral Lessons
A heartwarming story about spiders disintegrates into despair and recrimination. Enjoy!
Sun, April 20, 2008
The Flop House: Episode #14 - Bratz
We squander our newfound viral success by spending this episode talking about the movie Bratz. Meanwhile, Stuart solves an unsolvable math problem, Dan lauds the film's convention-defying use of time, and Elliott gives the youth a lesson about teetotaling. 0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 2:19 - A noble attempt at professionalism crashes and burns almost immediately. Also, we explain our mission statement.2:20 - 40:37 - We giggle like grade-school girls over the Bratz movie.40:38 - 43:34 - Final judgements.43:35 - 54:38 - The sad bastards recommend. 54:39 - 57:37 - Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sat, April 05, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #3 - Coming Attractions
We devote this Flop House Movie Minute to the ultimate in nostalgia sequels.
Sun, March 30, 2008
The Flop House: Episode Thirteen - The Invasion
In our least-edited show yet we discover that big stars, glossy production values, and a classic story can't save you from being snatch'd by the Flop House, as we discuss The Invasion. Meanwhile, Elliott tries to sell us on his medical humor, Stuart imagines the sassy sentient skateboard of his dreams, and Dan auditions for several other podcasts.0:00 - 0:35 Introduction and theme0:36 - 2:46 A podcast warning is issued, and a dead-on George Takai impression is met with thundering indifference.2:46 - 40:54 We talk about The Invasion, the latest and least-greatest take on Invasion of the Body Snatchers. At least Nicole Kidman wears a tight sweater.40:55 - 42:38 Final judgments.42:39 - 55:09 The sad bastards recommend.55:10 - 56:05 Some nonsense about Karate Kid to close the show.56:07 - 58:56 Thanks, podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, March 23, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #2 - A Beckinsale Tale
In the second of our short, supplemental episodes, noted raconteur Stuart Wellington describes his encounter with noted werewolf-hunter Kate Beckinsale.
Sat, March 15, 2008
The Flop House: Episode Twelve - Awake
0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme.0:30 - 3:21 - We waste a fair amount of time talking about our new microphones.3:22 - 28:50 - Jessica Alba AND Hayden Christensen? Is there any way the movie Awake CAN'T be good?28:51 - 37:20 Final judgements37:21 - 38:57 A brief intermission for a story about Dan in his pajamas.38:58 - 51:44 The sad bastards recommend51:45 - 56:26 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Sun, March 09, 2008
The Flop House Movie Minute #1
We're going to start producing short, supplemental episodes to put out in weeks without a full-length Flop House, so that listeners don't have to wait quite so long for new content. In this first episode, Dan addresses some of the material lost (thanks to technical difficulties) from the Awards Floptacular episode. We hope you like the new Movie Minute supplements. Thanks for listening.
Thu, March 06, 2008
The Flop House: Episode Eleven - Awards Floptacular
Special guest Elliott Kalan returns to discuss what has been called "The Academy Awards of movies," the Oscars. Meanwhile, Stuart hands out tips about the Internet, Dan learns what it means to be a really unlikely stripper, and Elliott fears running afoul of Wayne Enterprises. 0:00 - 0:33 Introduction and theme. 0:34 - 31:49 Welcoming special guest host, Elliott Kalan (segment producer, The Daily Show; humor columnist, Metro), and discussion of the 80th annual Academy Awards. 31:50 - 39:30 Elliott discusses his own experiences helping to produce the 2006 Oscars telecast, and Dan tries to jump in with his own shameless name-dropping. 39:31 - 43:15 We discuss the Razzies, which, coincidentally, was dominated by the film we watched the last time Elliott guest hosted. 43:16 - 45:51 We get bored talking about the Razzies and drift back to the Oscars. 45:52 - 46:39 Dan's cursed laptop provides the show with a shocking twist ending. Also, podcasty business is briefly addressed. 46:40 - 47:26 End theme and outtakes. NOTE: I incorrectly identified our email address as "theflophouse" at gmail.com. It is, of course, "theflophousepodcast" (of course because, in 2008, every other damn email address had been taken).
Mon, February 25, 2008
The Flop House: Episode Ten - Good Luck Chuck
Comedian Ritch Duncan joins us, to talk about Good Luck Chuck, starring "comedian" Dane Cook, in a poignant film about love lost, found, and crotch-biting penguins. Meanwhile Dan makes a plea for exploitation filmmakers to stick to their guns, Ritch explains when to allow a bird to ingest its own feces, and Stuart encourages our audience in an act of vandalism against video stores across the nation. 0:00 - 0:32 Introduction and theme. 0:32 - 1:35 Welcoming special guest host Ritch Duncan, stand-up comic, and former editor-in-chief for Jest Magazine, and former writer for PRI's Fair Game and Comedy Central's Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn. 1:36 - 41:00 We upchuck Good Luck Chuck - a movie which, by the way, is about as unfunny and unpleasant as the first part of this sentence. 41:01 - 45:35 For the very first time, a movie manages to break the Final Judgement segment of The Flop House. 45:36 - 54:02 The sad bastards recommend. 54:03 - 55:12 Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes. Two notes, one good, one bad: The GOOD: I've discovered how to compress these files further, so that, going forward, the shows will not be monster 80 MB downloads. Sorry about the size of previous episodes. You'll note that this one, despite being nearly an hour, is a svelte 25 MB. The BAD: This episode has an (extremely, extremely quiet, but still noticeable) constant stream of background chatter. I do not know why. Most likely, the headphones for my TV were switched on, and near the mic, while recording, so that we could not hear this ambient noise during the session, but it got picked up on the podcast. Sorry about that -- it won't happen again. In the meanwhile, why don't you pretend that you're listening to this episode on old-fashioned terrestrial radio, and what you're hearing is the next channel in the AM dial bleeding into this one. It'll make you feel like you're on a long road trip with your parents... except that your folks are inexplicably listening to three foul-mouthed guys kicking a movie while it's down. Enjoy!
Mon, January 28, 2008
Flop House Episode Nine - Next
In this episode, Colbert Report staff writer Frank Lesser joins us, to see what happens next, in Next (hint: it has something to do with Nicholas Cage's hair). Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his vulnerability to bullets, Dan describes his super-power, and Frank pitches a romantic comedy built on Next's charred remains. 0:00 – 0:35 Introduction and theme. 0:36 – 7:42 Our guest host Frank Lesser is introduced, and we indulge in some off-topic discussion of M. Night Shyamalan, and of Heath Ledger's untimely demise. 7:43 – 33:33 What happens if they make a movie with Nic Cage, Julianne Moore, and Jessica Biel and no-one comes? They name it Next. 33:34 – 38:35 Final judgments. 38:36 - 42:30 The sad bastards recommend. 42:31 - 56:50 A once-proud podcast devolves into a conversation about recent movies, including Juno, I Am Legend, and The Mist. 56:51 – 57:49 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Thu, December 20, 2007
The Flop House: Episode 8 - I Know Who Killed Me
Daily Show segment producer and Metro columnist Elliott Kalan joins us, to discuss Lindsay Lohan's tour de force dual performance as a girl and another, slightly sluttier girl, in I Know Who Killed Me. Meanwhile, Stuart discusses decorating plans for his evidence dungeon, Dan mentions a lost Neil Simon play that should stay lost, and Elliott fills us in on the life and works of Art Bell.0:00 – 0:32 Introduction and theme.0:33 – 36:54 I Know Who Killed Me - just as lurid as the title suggests? Or lurid-er?36:55 – 40:15 Final judgments.40:16 – 45:13 The sad bastards recommend.45:14 – 48:13 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.A note: we've eliminated the movie synopsis at the beginning of the episode, as we've heard people say that they'd rather just get into the fun stuff right away. However, if you want a little context for the discussion, we'll still post links to the Wikipedia pages for these films, which tend to have fairly thorough plot summaries.Daily Show segment producer and Metro columnist Elliott Kalan joins us, to discuss Lindsay Lohan's tour de force dual performance as a girl and another, slightly sluttier girl, in I Know Who Killed Me. Meanwhile, Stuart discusses decorating plans for his evidence dungeon, Dan mentions a lost Neil Simon play that should stay lost, and Elliott fills us in on the life and works of Art Bell.0:00 – 0:32 Introduction and theme.0:33 – 36:54 I Know Who Killed Me - just as lurid as the title suggests? Or lurid-er?36:55 – 40:15 Final judgments.40:16 – 45:13 The sad bastards recommend.45:14 – 48:13 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.A note: we've eliminated the movie synopsis at the beginning of the episode, as we've heard people say that they'd rather just get into the fun stuff right away. However, if you want a little context for the discussion, we'll still post links to the Wikipedia pages for these films, which tend to have fairly thorough plot summaries.
Fri, December 07, 2007
The Flop House: Episode Seven - Mr. Brooks
In our first episode sans Simon, we welcome friend-of-the-show Jeanette Laird to the guest host seat, to discuss the Kevin Costner split-personality serial killer film Mr. Brooks. Meanwhile, Stuart makes a movie pitch, Dan reveals an embarrassing secret about Charlie’s Angels, and Jeanette teaches us how to kill a man.0:00 – 0:36 Introduction and theme.0:37 – 2:50 Partial synopsis of Mr. Brooks, courtesy of Wikipedia.2:51 – 28:02 Something’s happening here and you don’t know what it is, do you, Mr. Brooks?28:03 – 31:16 Final judgments.31:17 – 36:55 The sad bastards recommend.36:56 – Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.*A small apology for the audio quality of some of this episode. I have no idea why my voice sounds so booming at times, while Stuart and Jeanette sound like they are in the next room, other than the obvious explanation that I am 40 feet tall.
Sun, November 18, 2007
The Flop House: Episode Six - Perfect Stranger
In this episode, the gang chats about Perfect Stranger, the top Internet chat-based thriller that was released twenty years after Internet chatting was invented. Meanwhile, Stuart engages in some creative screenplay retitling, Dan proposes a twist ending advisory board, and Simon drops a personal bombshell. 0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme. 0:34 - 1:54 - Partial synopsis of Perfect Stranger, courtesy of Wikipedia. 1:55 - 28:27 - According to the Simpsons musical Streetcar! "...a stranger's just a friend you haven't met!" But that was before the movie Perfect Stranger. 28:28 - 29:52 - Final judgments. 29:53 - 36:18 - Our first listener mail! 36:19 - 40:01 - The sad bastards recommend. 40:02 - 44:00 - Simon reveals some sad news. 44:01 - 46:25 - Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Mon, October 29, 2007
The Flop House: Episode Five - Saw III
In the second of our special Halloween episodes, the gang gets caught in the deathtrap that is Saw III . Meanwhile, Simon spins an elaborate handstand analogy, Stuart gets turned on by Icyface, and Dan offers Jigsaw's girlfriend a little relationship advice.0:00 - 0:40 - Introduction and the special "Halloween Remix" Flop House Theme0:40 - 2:31 - Partial synopsis of Saw III , courtesy of Wikipedia2:32 - 29:49 - Does unremitting torture and pain appeal to you? Then, why not watch Saw III, so you can go through a little of it? ZING! You got zinged, Saw III!29:50 - 32:53 - Final judgements.32:54 - 36:57 - The sad bastards recommend.36:58 - 39:00 - THE SHOCKING DENOUMENT!39:01 - 43:00 - Podcasty business, next show teaser, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Mon, October 08, 2007
The Flop House: Episode 4 - The Number 23
In this episode, the team examines the sure-misfire team-up of Jim Carrey and Joel Schumacher. The Number 23. Meanwhile, in a shocking twist, Simon rails against twist endings; Stuart discusses digital sex (but not in the way you think); and Dan can't quite get a handle on how to name movie characters.0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and the special Halloween Remix Flop House Theme0:38 - 4:11 - Synopsis of The Number 23, courtesy of Wikipedia4:12 - 34:00 - Wouldn't it be spooky if this segment was TWENTY-THREE MINUTES LONG? It wouldn't? Then you've learned the secret of The Number 23.34:01 - 36:40 - Final judgements.36:41 - 40:52 - The sad bastards recommend.40:53 - 44:07 - Next show teaser, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Mon, September 17, 2007
The Flop House: Episode Three - A Sound of Thunder
The Flop House team listens to (and, unfortunately, watches) A Sound of Thunder . Meanwhile, Simon plans a diamond heist, Stu does a little Edward Burns math, and Dan apologizes for things he didn't do... and the entire gang would rather be watching a film about a crime-fighting dinosaur. 0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme music.0:34 - 2:56 - Synopsis of A Sound of Thunder, courtesy of Wikipedia .2:57 - 32:06 - What is the sound of one thunder clapping?32:07 - 35:51- The sad bastards recommend stuff that doesn't suck.35:52 - 39:49 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.The Flop House Theme courtesy of Keith Burgun .
Sat, September 01, 2007
The Flop House: Episode Two - Memory
In the second episode of The Flop House, the team travels deep into unexplored reaches of the Billy Zane catalogue, to unearth the a repressed (or at least barely theatrically released) Memory . Meanwhile, Simon contemplates suicide, Stuart can't seem to turn off his phone, and Dan coins a new improv troupe name.0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme music.0:34 - 1:40 - Synopsis of Memory courtesy of Wikipedia .1:40 - 28:19 - Oh, Memory, why can't we forget you?28:19 - 32:56 - The sad bastards recommend stuff that doesn't suck.32:56 - 34:30 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.The Flop House Theme courtesy of Keith Burgun .
Tue, August 14, 2007
The Flop House: Episode One - Stealth
In the inaugural episode of The Flop House, the team examines Rob Cohen's fighter-plane-run-amok film Stealth . Meanwhile, Simon discusses sex toys, Stuart does some video store filing, and Dan mispronounces "sentient" a lot. Also, the gang recommends a few things that don't suck. 0:00 - 1:10 - Introductions, themes, and such.1:10 - 21:30 - Stealth. Fun factory, or snore factory?21:30 - 24:30 - Final Judgments24:30 - 29:10 - The sad bastards recommend.29:10 - 30:28 - It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday. Also to the Flop House.
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