Tue, March 25, 2025

Live From A Nuclear Bunker in Slovakia. Fun Absolutely Guaranteed

 The David Eagle Podcast returns with a bumper bunker-based Herbal Tea Of The Week, as we visit a tea house in Slovakia, situated in a bomb shelter. Six teas from six different countries go to war, but which one will be triumphant. Plus we talk about various recent stand up comedy gigs, including playing to a room of screaming, crying babies, performing for the military, and a surprisingly harrowing experience in Coleshill, Birmingham. And we conclude matters with a lovely little Slovakian soundscape. Enjoy, and we promise to be back a lot sooner than twenty-seven months.

Thu, December 22, 2022

Merry Gigsmas

Last weekend The Young'uns did a very mini Christmas tour and here is a compilation of clips from those gigs, in a podcast hilariously titled Merry Gigsmas.

Thu, October 06, 2022

The Wedding

We weren't planning on playing clips from our wedding on the podcast, primarily because we thought it would be boring for you: "I do" "I Will" "to have and to hold" etc etc. But then the wedding turned out to be a bit more exciting than anticipated. Listen to find out why.

Thu, September 15, 2022

Liz Truss Alarm clock

We head back thirty years to my eighth birthday in Cassette Roulette; we learn about a mad Victorian scientist's experiments with monkey testicles in Ellie Skinner's Weekly Animal Penis fact; and we visit Biscuit And brew Tea House in Nottingham for Herbal Tea Of The week. Plus I reveal the Fine Young Cannibals' dirty little secret, we hear of a highly unusual fetish and I collaborate with two twelve-year-old girls to create a death metal song.

Mon, August 29, 2022

Featuring Matthew Crampton and The Reincarnated Soul Of Little Richard As a Panda

We're joined by our good friend, the velvet voiced author and raconteur Matthew Crampton. He hosts our first animal penis fact quiz, live from Folk East Festival in Suffolk. He also accompanies us on our London tea based adventure for a multifaceted Herbal Tea Of The Week. Plus there's a very weird Spammer time courtesy of eliza carthy and yet another harrowing journey story.

Thu, August 18, 2022

Mr. Pie And The Cryogenics

This week's The David Eagle Podcast is all over the place, in both senses of the phrase. I return from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival having met some interesting characters including a chatty undertaker and a teenager in the woods with a rather confusing proposition. I have a near-death experience in Loughborough, cause chaos in a swimming pool in Sheffield, and Herbal Tea Of The week comes live from Tea Sutra Teahouse in Newcastle. IN Cassette Roulette we meet Mr Pie, and Ellie learns some harsh home truths in our feature spammer time.  

Fri, August 12, 2022

Grant Baynham

This week we celebrate the life of one of my musical comedy heroes, Grant Baynham, who passed away on July 29th. Here you can spend forty minutes in his company as he regales us with songs, stories and silliness, plus he even takes part in everyone's favourite feature, Herbal Tea Of The week.

Fri, August 05, 2022

Why In Tarnation Are You Dressed As An Austrian Shepherdess?

We're back in the studio with the return of regular features. Spammer time, where we meet a rather flirtatious IT teacher; Cassette Roulette provides us with some very weird and intriguing 90s radio clips, and Ellie Skinner's Weekly Animal Penis Fact turns its attention on the fox. Plus, another harrowing journey story, I become a role model for kids and we discover my unusual stage walk-on ritual.

Thu, July 28, 2022

Gig Diary 1. Introducing Jimmy, The Pornographic Audiobook Recording Fetish Club Blues Singer

Come with me on a comedy road trip as I travel From Hull down to Brighton, performing comedy to pensioners, students and even a room full of babies. Step this way for jokes, anecdotes, an array of highly unusual heckles, plus a collection of colourful characters including a very keen doorman, an unscrupulous cemetery officer, a B&B owner with a penchant for pranks, and of course Jimmy the pornographic audiobook recording fetish club blues singer of birmingham.

Sat, January 01, 2022

Out With The Old (2021 Podcast Highlights) Part 2

Happy new year. Here's part 2 of our podcast that features some highlights from 2021. Two animal themed quizzes starring folk musician Alex Cumming and comedian Paul Silky White; my dance hit inspired by an angry Australian bloke shouting about his penis; the story of my first foray into stand up comedy at the age of five; and a very weird radio show from my fourteen-year-old self.   Feel free to chuck some pennies into our podcast PayPal pot at davideagle.co.uk  

Fri, December 31, 2021

Out With The Old (2021 Podcast Highlights) Part 1

A selection of podcast highlights from 2021. Spot popping, Princess Margaret erotica, Phil Nichol plays an adult quiz "courtesy" of our anti-social neighbours; there's an epic, surreal military-based drama, weird Christian music, and more. Part 2 is released New Year's Day. Feel free to chuck some pennies into our Podcast PayPal pot at davideagle.co.uk   Happy new year.  

Sat, December 18, 2021

Christmas 2021

It's our Christmas podcast, featuring a Christmas Miracle courtesy of a seasonal Spammer Time, some ramshackle Christmas rapping, a Christmas quiz (with a special guest), A Christmassy cassette Roulette, Christmas animal Penis facts, a festive Herbal Tea Of The week, and lots more.  

Thu, December 02, 2021

Why Is There A Norwegian Architect In My Bed?

It's quite a quiz-heavy podcast this week. Test your 90s music knowledge, are you more intelligent than the average listener to a late night Teesside radio quiz show? And can you deduce the film that I am recreating with my incredible acting skills? Other questions included in this week's podcast: why is there a Norwegian architect in my bed? Are there any teenagers called Nigel? And have you ever made love in a swimming pool? There's more genital talk courtesy of Ellie Skinner's Weekly Animal Penis Fact and a rather strange genital-based Spammer Time.  

Thu, November 18, 2021

Oh Pussy cat, What have you done? Oh Cursed Beast, Why Do You Come?

Nowadays David Eagle is a respected and indeed revered songwriter, with such classic hits to his name as Killing My Dog for Satan and What A C**t. This week we get an insight into his songwriting genius as we listen into the process of his fifteen year old self creating a new song from scratch. This is a must-listen for budding songwriters, or even established songwriters looking to up their game. Plus of course there's more animal penis facts (as is our duty) , a disturbing spam email and Ellie tries her hand at gangster rap.

Thu, November 04, 2021

Nocturnal Noises And Perfect Pooping

David has an awkward pistachio nut based incident with comedian Tom wrigglesworth. We receive a video from a listener featuring some rather odd night-time noises which may or may not be inspired by my anecdote on last week's podcast about the time I accidentally made a sex tape. Plus more odd spam emails and a new exciting feature with a new exciting jingle.

Sun, October 24, 2021

Prokofiev's On The stereo, Things Are Getting steamy!

Join me in the kitchen for two tales of tube-based altercation, and the story of that time I made an accidental sex tape.

Thu, September 30, 2021

The Kardashians In Cumbria, Captioning Confusion and Cold Cuppa Culminations

Featuring Boney M news, a very moving tribute to John Challis. A triplet of teas culminates our Herbal Tea Of The Week series, but only one tea can be crowned king of the cold brews. Plus more desultory DJing, captioning confusion and a cornucopia of characters, including our new Australian podcast producer and the return of Tom from the 90s Ford Jennings North East radio commercial.

Wed, September 15, 2021

What Do You Get When You Cross Frank Spencer With a Labrador Retriever?

Can a monitor lizard love you? Can trains fly? And what do you get when you cross frank Spencer with a Labrador Retriever? It might well be our cold brew series, but nevertheless things are really hotting up in Herbal Tea Of The week. Plus eccentric DJing, weird radio commercials, unusual impressions, and a story about a dog infiltrating our theatre show  

Mon, September 06, 2021

Spatula Spanker

We are invited to join the illuminati, Ellie gets into a street fight, and we receive some surreal sex education from a weird old woman.

Fri, August 27, 2021

Featuring A Surprise Appearance From Boycie

More train travel tribulations, a nerdy shoutout, a disturbing infomercial, the FBI get in touch, and how will this week's cold brew herbal tea fare?

Mon, August 09, 2021

Cruel Britannia

At 11pm on Saturday 31st July I was turfed out onto the street by Britannia Sachas Hotel in Manchester, despite having booked and paid for a room. They had sold my room on to someone else at a higher cost. Last week I devised a plan to gain my revenge on Britannia Hotels. I wrote a song about them, contacted the newspapers, sent emails, Facebook invites and tweets to fellow folk singers and comedians in the Manchester area. The idea was for us all to flash mob the hotel with my song. Hundreds of people expressed an interest in joining me. Manchester Evening News said they wanted to cover the event. This podcast is a recording of what occurred when we travelled to Manchester to picket Britannia Sachas Hotel with my song of protest. How many people would join me, and will the newspaper reporter turn up to cover it? Find out in this instalment of The David Eagle Podcast.

Thu, August 05, 2021

Wind Your Posse Down To Hell Hell Hell!

More tales from being on the road doing stand up comedy. Last week's adventure was nearly being beaten up outside a rough Kent pub. This week I am unexpectedly turfed out onto the rainy streets of Manchester late at night. IN complete contrast to that, we celebrate the return of our ability to once again smell and taste by sampling and reviewing a herbal tea. We have yet another Arch Bishop Of Canterbury story, and there's my most personally embarrassing Cassette Roulette yet.

Fri, July 30, 2021

My most surreal stand up gig ever (in which someone threatens to kick the shit out of me)

This week I did my most surreal stand up gig by far, and fortunately for you I recorded it. So press play and join me in a rough rowdy pub in Kent for the "highlights", one of which being a bloke threatening to kick the shit out of me.

Fri, July 23, 2021

How Do I sign Flobalob? (With Comedian And taxi driver Trevor Bickles)

Covid-based isolation isn't enough to keep me and Ellie from recording a podcast. We've miced up separate parts of the house to talk some more about testicles and to bring you your favourite features, Cassette Roulette and Spammer Time, but not Herbal Tea Of The Week because we can't smell or taste anything. This week's guest is comedian and taxi driver Trevor Bickles who recounts three of his most memorable taxi journeys, and you'll never guess who he's had in the back of his cab.

Fri, July 16, 2021

Turf Chopper

The bad news is I've got Covid so I've had to cancel all my festivals and gigs until the 24th July. The good news is that you are still allowed contact with me through the medium of podcast. So listen in for some gig anecdotes, including the tale of the rather harrowing experience my dad had during one of my stand up nights.

Fri, July 02, 2021

Baa! Baa! Baa! Delilah (With Paul Silky White)

This week, a gay animals themed quiz; Elton John based dog puns; dodgy radio adverts; more stories of harrowing journeys, and more penis trivia; plus all your favourite features: Herbal Tea Of The Week, Cassette Roulette and Spammer Time.

Thu, June 24, 2021

Hatch Hunt And Hoodlum Hoax

It's the final Potato News. Never mind Euro 2020, if you want high drama and compelling competition then check out this week's Herbal Tea Of The Week. We go down a rabbit hole due to a mysterious message left on an answerphon twenty-seven years ago; and the police get involved.

Fri, June 18, 2021

Lock Up Your Grandmothers! Phil Nichol Is Back In Town

Phil Nichol returns to sample a herbal tea with us, tell a tale of a cold call confrontation, and shares two stories of harrowing journeys. Plus the penultimate Potato News, and there's a surprise appearance from Ann Widdecombe.

Fri, June 11, 2021

Baboons' Bottoms

This week I've been doing online school workshops during the day and stand up gigs on the night, and surprisingly my best heckle came from a primary school child. Hear all about that, a clip from my surreal stand up gig in Liverpool, an epic tale of train travel trauma, Ellie has been secretly recording me, plus the regular features and lots of miscellaneous chat.

Fri, June 04, 2021

Ruddy Bonkers

Back in the studio this week after a week of stand up comedy gigs, including a rather odd one in Liverpool where I had an altercation with five drunk loud-mouthed girls. The story of that, plus incongruous radio adverts; there's a bit of slapstick in a cupboard, epic flailing mouth trumpet solos, and the return of an old faithful feature with a bit of a twist.

Fri, May 28, 2021

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations with That Dog. Plus I Have An Awkward Toilet Moment With Comedian John Robins

Finally, I'm back out gigging, and I have plenty of stories to share. So this week I go for a walk by the river to impart those tales to you, but get a bit sidetracked by Millwall FC supporting birds and rampant dogs.

Thu, May 20, 2021

F**k The Hippo (Featuring Jay-Z)

This week's podcast is full of contrast and contradiction. While it may  be our most angry, sweary episode, it's also probably our cutest, sweetest episode, as I recount a tale about my teddy bear Bingo, and how it led to my first comedy performance at the age of five. There's altruistic rapping, a spot of embezzlement, and can our glorious socialist potato-based utopia prevail?

Fri, May 14, 2021

Bingo For Guide Dogs

Warning, there's nothing erotic going on, and we have the video to prove it. There's rhubarb frolics, I release a damp squib over Christina Aguilera, and when it comes to potatoes I don't have it in me.  There's Comical Columbian Commentary, a half-arse music quiz, and we receive a cryptic proposition from the International Monetary Fund.

Thu, April 29, 2021

With Boff Whalley From Chumbawamba

Chumbawamba are globally ubiquitous for their song Tubthumping, appearing on numerous one-hit-wonder compilation albums. But Chumbawamba are no flash in the pan pop group. They were a band for thirty years from 1982 to 2012 and Boff Whalley was there for it all. Enter the crazy multifaceted world of Chumbawamba in this instalment of The David Eagle Podcast.

Wed, April 21, 2021

National Tea Day Special ( with Tina Gloggengieser from Hoogly Tea)

It's National Tea Day and The David eagle Podcast is more than ready to rise to the occasion. We've got tea facts, tea jokes, tea-themed audio clips and a variety of tea themed items, including the final instalment of our epic Herbal Tea battle; who will be crowned ultimate champion tea? plus there are more controversies and dramatic announcements to bring you   as the integrity of our tea-based journalistic skills is once again challenged by the listeners. And we have a tea-related chat with Tina Gloggengieser from Hoogly Tea.

Thu, April 15, 2021

Rainstick Warfare

This week we set ourselves the challenge of getting through an entire episode without resorting to smut or euphemism, but can we pull it off? (And that's not a euphemism.) Is redemption in the offing for Teapigs in our penultimate Herbal Tea Of The week? What are the latest results of our psychological scientific potato-based experiment, and why have the Ghost Busters got involved? What is housed on this week's mystery cassette? This podcast description merely contains the questions; the podcast contains the answers, plus lots more.

Thu, April 08, 2021

I Worked ON My Penis For An Hour; Hear What Happened

This week features two exclusive David Eagle mixes; one from my fourteen-year-old self remixing the Sugababes with blackadder, and the other being my latest soon to be number one dance hit inspired by an angry Australian, entitled My Penis. In this episode I let you listen in as I work on my penis, before revealing what my hour of experimentation produced. I play a child shouting insults at a sack of potatoes in the name of psychological scientific research, I have an awkward moment with a plumber, and there's more drama, controversy and a shocking announcement in Herbal Tea Of The week.

Thu, April 01, 2021

From Periods To Potatoes (With Kathryn Crosweller From The Charity Women and Girls)

On 17th April I'll be taking part in a festival to raise money for the charity Women And Girls who provide sanitary protection in India. We'll be chatting about the festival and the work of the charity with Kathryn Crosweller. But don't go thinking that just because I'm doing a charity gig that I'm all nice and cuddly, because this is also the podcast where I hurl insults at a sack of potatoes, Birdhouse are back to battle for supremacy in Herbal Tea Of The Week, but can they once again reclaim their championship status and knock Hoogly Tea's Ginger Biscuit blend off the top spot? And this week's Cassette Roulette contains some profound philosophy from a fourteen-year-old me.

Thu, March 25, 2021

Army Vs Cake Shop

An epic radio drama from my eleven-year-old self; a multifaceted edition of Potato News, I recount a story of being inadvertently kidnapped, Hoogly Tea once more enter into the fray to vie for supremacy in Herbal Tea Of The Week, and it's the concluding instalment of what's The Time Mr eagle, but will I be able to beat my personal best?

Thu, March 18, 2021

Jackie’s Chunky Bits

Featuring a spontaneously generated penis-inspired dance hit, reminiscences from the women's institute, and we introduce a new character: Swifty McVein. Plus regular features, Cassette Roulette, What's The Time Mr Eagle, Herbal Tea Of the week, and of course, Potato News!

Thu, March 11, 2021

Horrible Orange Jammy Licked Disk

Featuring some startling Henry VIII news, a salacious son of a Bishop, rants about printers and wires, unusual merchandise ideas, we conduct an experiment in bed, and we receive some highly odd and mysterious voice messages.

Thu, March 04, 2021

Compost Capers, Cassette Craziness and Cuppa Controversy

We take a little listen to a never-heard-before exciting new modern Christian compilation album. We get a surprise in bed from a sheep. There's a comprehensive scientific study into psychic ability in What's The Time Mr Eagle. We address your accusations of herbal heresy. Prepare yourselves for our most dramatic Potato News yet, and find out what secrets are housed on this week's mystery cassette.

Thu, February 25, 2021

Christian Dubstep

This week, as a special treat, we bring you a much shorter podcast, nevertheless we cram in all the usual features, Potato News, Herbal Tea Of The week, Cassette Roulette and What's The Time Mr Eagle, plus Ellie tells us about another of her near-misses, this time involving Noel Edmonds.

Thu, February 18, 2021

Prepubescent Porny Owls

This week features a tale of traumatic train travel, some erotic singing from my teenage self, and a conclusion to the epic ornithological debate.

Thu, February 11, 2021

IN which Ellie very nearly stars in a Hollywood film

Ellie very nearly stars in a Hollywood film alongside Nicole Kidman and Matt Lucas. We get yet another celebrity endorsement. In addition to regular features Cassette Roulette, Herbal Tea Of The Week and What's The Time Mr Eagle, we introduce a new exciting item, Potato News. Plus, ornithological debates, and quite a bit of nakedness.

Thu, February 04, 2021

Songbird Smackdown

Folk musician Alex Cumming takes part in our new quiz, hosted by a parrot. There's an anecdote about Rob Brydon, an epic game of What's The Time Mr Eagle, we unearth another old tape recording in Cassette Roulette, and can T2's Chaing Mai Chai knock Pukka's Matcha Chai off the top spot in Herbal Tea Of The Week?

Thu, January 28, 2021

Bald Eagle

Rants about women drivers and the French (not by me or Ellie I hasten to add), although there are some angry outbursts from me to look forward to. What do Rufus Hound, Miles Jupp and Mika have in common? We effortlessly move from sea shanties to bathroom cleaning tips via a monkey, share intimate recordings from our bedroom, and I recount the story behind my baldness. Plus the return of regular features, What's The Time Mr Eagle, Cassette Roulette and a return of an old favourite from podcasts past, Herbal Tea Of The week.

Thu, January 21, 2021

Xenophobic Radio, Esoteric Rapping, And Shanty Tales With Jim Mageean

Since we last spoke, sea shanties seem to have become a massive global phenomenon, which is very odd to see, given that I've been in a band singing shanties for the last fifteen years. I chat with shanty stalwart Jim Mageean from the Keelers who recounts tales of travelling the world singing shanties and the surreal adventures which being a shanty singer has led to. Plus, the return of Cassette Roulette, an exciting new game, what's The Time Mr eagle, and I have an existential crisis, and get a surprise from Miles Jupp.

Thu, January 14, 2021

Animal Penis Facts, Princess Margaret Erotica and An Anti-social Neighbours Update (With Phil Nichol)

Welcome to a new weekly podcast series. This week my fiancée Ellie and I are joined by comedian, actor and musician Phil Nichol, who takes part in a very odd quiz. Ellie tests out her unusual Christmas present on me. We play an old tape recording from my childhood in our feature Cassette Roulette. Plus there's an anti-social neighbours update and an erotic encounter with Princess Margaret. Warning: the following podcast is probably not family friendly, unless you are a particularly openminded/dysfunctional family. If you feel amenable to giving a little donation to help support the podcast then you can do so at davideagle.co.uk Thank you, enjoy.

Thu, December 17, 2020

Merry Clipsmas!

I am the ghost of clipsmas past, and I bring you a compilation of Christmas clips from The David Eagle Podcast. Featuring: a Christmas play I made when I was a student in 2004; erotic bath-based Christmas cracker fun; we hear from a man with a prurient interest in Christmas trees; there’s Christmas music, including some songs I made when I was a child; and lots more.  

Sat, October 31, 2020

The Satanic Gothic Metal Halloween Special

Fri, May 22, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 60. Gone In 60 Minutes

It's the 60th and final episode of the Eagle Is Stranded! And over the next 60 minutes we look back on some highlights from the series.

Thu, May 21, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 59. The Long Goodbye, Including Paranormal Recordings, Muffin Making And Some Lacklustre Duetting

Wed, May 20, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 58. In Conversation With Psychic Medium Sam Pirt

Find out more about Sam Pirt here and Sam's husband, the artist FRANCESCO JACOBELLO here and Sam's band The Hut People here  

Tue, May 19, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 57. Knob News And Weeble Woes

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Mon, May 18, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 56. In Which I Speak With A Professor Of Robotics About His Outlandish New Creation

Sun, May 17, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 55. Dawn Chorus Special

Dawn Chorus Special

Sat, May 16, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 54. Dead Mouse News, Kitchen Drama And Yet Another Shocking Announcement

Dead Mouse News, Kitchen Drama And Yet Another Shocking Announcement.

Fri, May 15, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 53. Macbeth, Tolkienesque Herbs, ~And X-Rated Webcam Nostalgia

Thu, May 14, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 52. In Which I am Blackmailed Into Making A Shocking Confession

Disclaimer: the following episode of The Eagle Is Stranded! may not be suitable for the casual listener, as it is particularly self-referential, even by my standards.

Wed, May 13, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 51. With Comedian And Songwriter Boothby Graffoe

Today we chat with award winning comedy stalwart Boothby Graffoe about all sorts of trifling miscellany.

Tue, May 12, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 50. The Midnight Ramble

Come with us on a midnight walk through rural Sheffield, discussing personal nocturnal memories and dramas, 2 Unlimited, and everyone's favourite conversational topic … Yes, that's right, Paul Temple! Plus, can you identify the mysterious creatures from their eery noises?

Mon, May 11, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 49. Windows Installation Drama, Malaysian Curry And A Rant About Trainline

Windows Installation Drama, Malaysian Curry And A Rant About Trainline

Sun, May 10, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 48. What Do You Get When You Cross Frank Sinatra With A robot?

Sat, May 09, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 47. 1940s Radio Porn, Nonsensical Transcriptions, Incendiary Clocks And An Intimate Moment With A Horse

Fri, May 08, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 46. In Which I Play The Accordion And Sing For Our Socially Distanced VE Day Street Party

Thu, May 07, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 45. Featuring A slow Gin Tasting And Some Morris Dancing Themed Stand Up

Wed, May 06, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 44. In Which We Hear Exclusive Audition Tapes For An Exciting Forthcoming Death Metal Animal Based Reality TV Show, Stable Of Filth

Tue, May 05, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 43. Death Metal Farm

Mon, May 04, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 42. A Glimpse Into The future At My 50-Year-Old Buddhist Monk Self, Plus Exciting Farting Martin Cold Shower News

Sun, May 03, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 41. Tinkling For The Trussell Trust; Bottles, Bollocks and Bara Brith Based Banter; A Brief Bit Of James Fagan; And Some May-Themed Folk Singing

Tinkling For The Trussell Trust; Bottles, Bollocks and  Bara Brith Based Banter; A Brief Bit Of James Fagan; And Some May-Themed Folk Singing.

Fri, May 01, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 40. In Conversation With Rotherham Raconteur And Folk Singer Songwriter Ray Hearne

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Fri, May 01, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 39. In Which I Get Naked For A Second Time On This Podcast Series, And Become A Motivational Speaker / Cult Leader

Wed, April 29, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 38. Featuring The Long Lost Embargoed Song From Gina G

The Long Lost Embargoed Song From Gina G.

Tue, April 28, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 37. The Plights Of An Erstwhile UK Garage MC

The Plights Of An Erstwhile UK Garage MC  

Tue, April 28, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 36. Are You English? Don’t Touch The Fish!

Mon, April 27, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 35. Featuring Our First Game Of Cassette Roulette, And An Anecdote About Jackfruit

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Sun, April 26, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 34. Featuring A Clip From My Stand Up Gig Where An Audience Member Very Audibly Fell Asleep

Featuring A Clip From My Stand Up Gig Where An Audience Member Very Audibly Fell Asleep  

Sat, April 25, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 33. Featuring An Improvised Yodeling, Beatboxing, Farting Gina G, Paul Temple Based Song; Plus Anecdotes About Banking, Online Pub Quizzing, And Innuendo Centred Arts TV Programming

Fri, April 24, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 32. Featuring More Late Night Drunken Singing From Our Anti-social Neighbours, Tips On Extricating Yourself From a Brawl, Plus Some Advice For Eminem (because he probably listens)

Thu, April 23, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 31. In Which Someone Gets Nobbled

Wed, April 22, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 30. Warning: My Most Angry, Swear-Laden Podcast Ever

Warning: My Most Angry, Swear-Laden Podcast Ever.

Tue, April 21, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 29. In Which We Cook A Stir-fry, review a Lager, And Play An Exciting Revolutionary New Game, Free Or Premium?

Mon, April 20, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 28. Another Yodeling Special, By Popular Demand (well, sort of)

Sun, April 19, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 27. Yodeling Special

Yodeling Special.

Sat, April 18, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 26. Trendy Wood Pigeon, Paul Temple And Bee News

Trendy Wood Pigeon, Paul Temple And Bee News.

Fri, April 17, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 25. Cactus Update, Bee Based Intel, A Horny Pigeon, A Jazz Chicken And A Scatting Lamb, Sponsorship News And Bread Tasting

Featuring A Cactus Update, A Request For Bee Based Intel, A Special Appearance From A Horny Pigeon, A Jazz Chicken And A Scatting Lamb, Some Sponsorship News And Our First Bread Tasting Segment.  

Thu, April 16, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 24. Our Most Revelatory Gina G News Update Yet

The David Eagle Podcast continues to fulfil it's contractual obligation to keep the world up-to-date on the latest news of former popstar Gina G. Today's Gina G news update features a series of shocking revelations.

Wed, April 15, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 23. Sex On The Beach, Lamb Stats And A Parable

Tue, April 14, 2020

The Eagle Is stranded! Day 22. A Misguided Overly Elaborate And Way Too Lengthy Improvised Commercial

An Overly Elaborate Lengthy Improvised Commercial.

Mon, April 13, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 21. In Which I Embark On An Unwanted Drama-Filled Adventure With An Angry Drunk

I Embark On An Unwanted Drama-Filled Adventure With An Angry Drunk.

Sun, April 12, 2020

The Eagle Is stranded! Day 20. In Which We Play A Game In Bed

It's day 20 of The Eagle Is Stranded! Plus it's Easter Sunday,. So obviously today's podcast needs to be extra special. Join me and my fiance Ellie in bed.

Sat, April 11, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 19. An Open Letter To My Anti-Social Neighbours

An Open Letter To My Anti-Social Neighbours.

Fri, April 10, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 18. A Conversation With The Beer Faerie

A Conversation With The Beer Faerie.

Thu, April 09, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 17. Bullshit Sandwich

Today's episode of The eagle Is Stranded! is specially dedicated to and uniquely designed for regular listener and contributor Sarah. But the rest of you can still listen too.

Wed, April 08, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 16. Sex, Syntax And Sommeliers

Sex, Syntax And Sommeliers.

Tue, April 07, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 15. In Which I Attempt To Break A Record

Mon, April 06, 2020

The eagle Is stranded! Day 14. Curry Cooking And Contretemps

Sun, April 05, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 13. And Now, Over A Year After It Was Originally Advertised: Two Harrowing Stories Of Journeys To And from Stand-up gigs

And Now, Over A Year After It Was Originally Advertised: Two Harrowing Stories Of Journeys To And from Stand-up gigs.

Sat, April 04, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 12. Where Eastern Spiritual Practice, 90s Pop And Bodily Emissions Come Together To Create Harmonious Synergy

Two days ago The Eagle Is Stranded announced it was “your official home for Gina G news.” Yesterday we brought you the thrills (and in some cases the spills) of Fart Yoga. Today’s podcast unites those two disparate worlds of gas-inducing yoga poses and 90s pop artists to create an unlikely but beautiful musical collaboration, exclusive to The Eagle Is Stranded and The David Eagle Podcast.

Fri, April 03, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 11. Fart Yoga

Day 11 of The Eagle Is stranded sees me pushing the boundaries of podcasting even further, as I record myself undertaking various yoga moves designed to induce farting. Why not join in at home by following the instructions at https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321556 … Continue reading →  

Thu, April 02, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 10. Your Official Home For Gina G News!

Wed, April 01, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 9. Cactus Resuscitation News Plus More On Gina G And Paul Temple

Cactus Resuscitation News Plus More On Gina G And Paul Temple.

Tue, March 31, 2020

The Eagle Is stranded! Day 8. Featuring Gina G And Genetically Modified Sheep

Mon, March 30, 2020

The Eagle Is stranded! Day 7. The Shocking Truth Behind A 1940s Tea Addict

Sun, March 29, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 6. A Cup Of Tea And A Chat

A more sedate instalment today, but by no means a less worthy addition to the Eagle Is stranded canon. Join me and my fiance Ellie for a cup of tea and a chat.

Sat, March 28, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 5. By Timothy!

By Timothy!

Fri, March 27, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 4, Lumpy Soup And Radio 4

Lumpy Soup And Radio 4.  

Thu, March 26, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 3 (The Naked In A Bath Getting A Haircut From My Fiance Special)

Today’s podcast episode title speaks for itself. Join me as I sit naked in a bath while my Fiance Ellie gives me a haircut.

Wed, March 25, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 2 (Avoidance Tactics)

Day two, and my housemates have already decided they would rather give our daily family walk a miss. They said they had to do some work, but I suspect it might be due to the fact that I spent the last one commentating on the entire thing for this podcast. So I head out alone, except there are pesky people everywhere, meaning most of my walk consists of me diligently avoiding people whilst of course providing comprehensive commentary. But do I manage to keep more than two metres away from my fellow walkers? Find out in today’s dramatic instalment of The Eagle Is Stranded!

Tue, March 24, 2020

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 1

A few people have asked for some podcasts from me over this time of lockdown. When I say “a few,”, I really do mean a few, but still, I’m very egocentric and so have decided to attempt to release a podcast a day.

Sun, September 01, 2019

Warning: This Blog Post Contains Violence, But No Scenes Of A Sexual Nature. Sorry, I’ll Try Harder Next Time

Thu, August 15, 2019

America! The aliens Are Coming

Mon, August 05, 2019

Behind The Scenes At The BBC Radio 4 Comedy Award

On 3rd July I took part in heat 3 of the BBC Radio 4 Comedy Award. In this podcast I impart my experience of the competition, I report on how I fared, and we compare my broadcast set with the recording I took on my phone.

Wed, June 19, 2019

BBC New Comedy Award News and Another Groping Story

BBC New Comedy Award News and Another Groping Story.

Fri, May 10, 2019

Reginald D Hunter, Boothby Graffoe, Tom Wrigglesworth A Mystery Hydepark event and BBC Documentary News

Tue, April 16, 2019

Talking To The wall

Today we welcome our latest member to the Dollop family, comedian Arthur Smith. Plus, find out why I've been talking to walls and putting clothes on inanimate objects.

Mon, April 15, 2019

Taking A Poke Around Inside The Sexual Happiness Goody Bag

Today’s Dollop features anecdotes from the Bath Comedy Festival after show party, an improvised poem about cheese, and we reveal what’s in the Love Honey Sexual Happiness Goody Bag, handed out to Bath Comedy Festival New Comedian competition finalists. Dedicated to this week’s Dolloppee Of The Week, Sarah.

Sun, April 14, 2019

Live From Bath Comedy Festival’s New Comedian Of The Year Final

Today's Dollop comes live from Bath Comedy Festival's New Comedian Of The Year competition final in which I am taking part. It started out with over 200 acts, and I've made it to the last ten, but can I take the crown?

Sat, April 13, 2019

Sponsored By Love Honey

It’s the eve of judgement day. Tomorrow I take part in the final of Bath Comedy Festival’s New Comedian Competition, sponsored by Love Honey, a sex toys manufacturer. Hence why today’s Dollop is essentially a barrage of sex toys puns.

Thu, April 11, 2019

It’s Not So Fun To Stay At The YMCA

Today's Dollop comes from Liverpool, as I make another incendiary journey to perform some standup at a community run night that tackles the subject of self-image; perhaps an odd booking bearing in mind that I can't actually see myself, anyone or anything.

Tue, April 09, 2019

Featuring Bros and the Pink Panther in a shower

Swooning tractor drivers, awkward selfie moments, unlikely mashups and more in today's instalment of David's Daily Digital Dollop.

Mon, April 08, 2019

Dollopee Of The Week

The David’s Daily Digital Dollop mailbag is stuffed full with your comments, whether that be your thoughts on the many and varied subjects covered in these Dollops, witty wordplay, or warnings about the forthcoming Jewish World Order. In today’s Dollop I read out some of your comments from last week and award one Dollop commenter the coveted prize of Dolloppee Of The Week.

Sun, April 07, 2019

Pop Goes The Eagle Presents… Bad Boy

Today's Dollop features the first song from my pop music alter ego Pop Goes The Eagle, entitled Bad Boy.

Sat, April 06, 2019

Live from a Fire-Filled Toilet In Hartlepool

Join me and the family on a walk through Hartlepool, featuring a Yorkshire relaxation CD, a singing train conductor, a cake recipe and a spot of toilet arson.

Fri, April 05, 2019

A Grope In The Dark

In today's Dollop I reveal how I fared in Bath Comedy Festival's New Comedian Of The Year competition. Plus, more importantly, did I accidentally sit on someone's face last night?

Thu, April 04, 2019

Going Stair Crazy In Bath

From Northampton we move to Bath, via Leeds and Manchester as my navigation woes continue. But will I get to finally tell you those promised two stories? Or do yet more distractions present themselves?

Wed, April 03, 2019

Live From A Freezing Wet Piss-filled Underpass in Northampton

Today's Dollop comes live from a freezing wet piss-filled underpass in Northampton. But it's not as romantic as it sounds.

Tue, April 02, 2019

The Curse Of The Caveat

Due to a technical fault, it looks like David's Daily Digital Dollop is actually back, and seemingly here to stay, until a resolution can be found.

Mon, April 01, 2019

April Fool’s Day Announcement!

It's April Fool's Day and I have an announcement, but is it an April Fool or genuine? Find out what the announcement is by listening to this blog post, featuring a singing love-lost taxi driver.

Fri, February 22, 2019

The Young’uns VS Mary Poppins

Sun, February 03, 2019

There’s Snow, Smoke, Without Hire

Tue, January 15, 2019

Christmas Crackers, Counterfeit Kettle Comedy, And Tasteless Text Tones

Tue, January 08, 2019

Cerys Matthews And Sexy Fish

Sun, September 30, 2018

Blogging On A Bike

Thu, September 13, 2018

Jasmine And The Jazz Men

Here’s a little audio blog from The Regent’s Park in London, in which I get accosted by a saucy duck, we discover some shocking news about Google, and we learn all about a jazz singer with a rather checkered past.

Wed, June 27, 2018

I Beat The Frog, But Can I Beat The Gong?

After my victory at Manchester's comedy competition, Beat The Frog, I travel to London for the famous King Gong comedy competition, where I come up against my most ruthless and brutal audience yet. But can I survive the five minutes without being gonged off.

Thu, June 21, 2018

Fax Finding Mission

Mon, May 14, 2018

Celery Nibbling, Elderly Lady Maiming, And Errant Viscous Liquid Disposal

Tue, May 08, 2018

Eagle vs Frog (part 3)

It’s the third and final part of Eagle vs Frog, recounting my dramatic adventures into the world of gladiatorial standup comedy competitions.

Mon, May 07, 2018

Eagle vs Frog (part 2)

This is the second part of a three part audio blog series, Eagle vs Frog, talking about my formative standup comedy attempts.

Sun, May 06, 2018

Eagle vs Frog (part 1)

Last Monday I attended the gladiatorial standup comedy competition, Beat The Frog, at Manchester’s Frog and Bucket comedy club. In the third and final part of this audio blog series, released this Tuesday, I will recount what unfolded on that night. But first, in parts one and two, I regale you with tales of my very first standup comedy attempts.

Tue, June 13, 2017

Fields Of Wheat

So, from last week’s blog post about Theresa May and the police, we seamlessly segway to a song involving Theresa May and the police, or a member of the Police, at least.

Mon, June 05, 2017

Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye, Let’s Not Be ‘Avin You

Tue, January 10, 2017

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 10. Calling Cooper

The concluding part of our reel-to-reel tape based detective story.

Mon, January 09, 2017

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 9. Who Is Ken Cooper?

We’ve come along way with this investigation. Today we focus on the owner of the Reel-To-Reel recorder, Ken Cooper, as we go from barely knowing anything about him, to discovering a great deal. Hopefully there’ll be a final part, in which we get to chat with some of the people who were on this recording, made 55 years ago, but for now, here’s the penultimate instalment of our reel-to-reel based mystery.

Sun, January 08, 2017

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 8. Who Is Little Cooper?

Today we are thrown a bit of a curveball regarding David Cooper, yet we nevertheless seem to be edging ever closer to uncovering the people behind this mysterious old reel-to-reel recording.

Sat, January 07, 2017

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 7. The Cooper Conundrum

Thanks to Abby for providing us with the various revelations in today’s episode of our investigation.

Fri, January 06, 2017

The Reel-To-Reel deal. Part 6. Is Private Frazer a Red Herring?

Continuing the investigation into a mysterious reel-to-reel tape recording from the 1960/70s. Does the tape belong to the late Ken Cooper, father of the late David Cooper? Will Steven Mainprize reply to my email and provide us with valuable information? And is Private Frazer a red herring?

Thu, January 05, 2017

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 5. The One And Only, David Cooper

Following yesterday’s dramatic revelations, our investigation continues, as we hopefully start edging closer to finding out more about this mysterious reel-to-reel recording, and the people behind it.

Wed, January 04, 2017

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 4. Calling Steven Mainprize

Part four of our investigation to track down the people involved in a 1960s/70s reel-to-reel tape recording. Yesterday, we uncovered a major clue, in the form of some names. One of the names was Steven Mainprize. A Google search led to a couple of possible matches, one of which was Stephen Mainprize, owner of Mainprize Upholstery. So today, I gave that Steven Mainprize a call, and this is what happened.

Tue, January 03, 2017

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 3. In Search Of Steven Mainprize

Our investigation continues, as we try and track down the people involved in an old reel-to-reel tape recording which has accidentally ended up in my possession.

Mon, January 02, 2017

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 2

Ready to do some detective work? As we take a trip back in time and attempt to solve a mystery, by listening for clues held on an old reel-to-reel tape.

Sun, January 01, 2017

The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 1

In 2008, my friend Ben went to a car boot sale in Scarborough, where, For some strange reason he decided on a whim to buy an old reel-to-reel tape recorder. When he got the recorder home, he noticed that there was a tape inside the box. The contents of that reel-to-reel tape launched us on an unexpected journey of discovery, as we investigate the recording, making some rather exciting and dramatic findings. You too can join us on this adventure, as we travel through time and piece together the mystery of this old recording, in this ten part series, entitled The Reel-To-Reel deal.

Sat, December 31, 2016

David’s Daily Digital Dollop: Dollop 366 – Around The Dollops In Eighty Minutes (The Final Dollop)

As 2016 draws to an end, so does David’s Daily Digital Dollop. In this, the final Dollop, we spend eighty minutes revisiting some Dollop highlights, before finally saying goodbye to this ridiculous and stupidly crazy project.

Fri, December 30, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 52. I Saw Your trousers fall Down

Featuring my final Dollop in the bath; another childhood composition; a very touching and respectful tribute to Nana from the Royal Family; I kill off Aled Jones; there's an improvised drama about Father Christmas having to fill out a risk assessment form; My namesake is back and he's stealing my women; my niece Lucy returns to say goodbye and create a few more Dollop jingles; and the final dollop anecdote concerns a rather awkward disabled children's Christmas party.

Fri, December 16, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 51. Let Me Kiss Your Baubles

This week: Christmas sketches, self-composed Christmas songs and some observations about how to improve Christmas carols. I am interviewed by a child Dollop fan. And as this project draws to an end it's time to say goodbye to a couple of classic Dollop characters, my housemate Ben and his girlfriend Elsa. We do our last Dollop from the kitchen and my last walk through rural Sheffield. It's getting emotional.

Thu, December 08, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 50. Featuring A Homophobic farmer, An Angry vengeful father Christmas, A Sex therapist, And An Experimental Japanese Punk band from Norwich

This week I find some old recordings which include a drama I created at uni about a rather odd father Christmas, and some weird clips of late night radio talk shows in the 90s. We also go on a walk through rural Sheffield and meet a farmer with some very dubious jokes and even more dubious opinions.

Fri, December 02, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 49. Escape To the Vestry

This is the week where I introduce you to my new girlfriend, plus there are plenty of shower antics to tell you about. Are those two things linked? You'll have to listen to find out. Plus join me on a train and a couple of toilets for tales of childhood trauma and wedding weirdness.

Thu, November 24, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 48. In Which I Get screamed at By A Workman And nearly get killed by a hairdresser

This week we have some workmen in the house and they are making me feel rather intimidated by their confident manliness, however I have a clever plan to appear much more manly in their eyes; and no, it doesn't involve getting naked, Chloe. There's another self-composed song: a pun-laden missive from a heartbroken maths student. Plus more lip biting news, more ideas for David's Daily Digital Dollop the Musical, and I nearly get killed by a hairdresser.

Fri, November 18, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 47. Paradigm Shifting Metaphysical Revelations And Novelty Gifts For Vegans

This week I have more odd dealings with call centre staff and there are more anecdotes from our week working in primary schools; I come up with some innovative ideas for Vegan based Christmas presents, And I accidentally involve myself in a paradigm shifting metaphysical experiment that will shake the science world to its very core. Plus I get naked quite a lot and divulge some rather intimate personal secrets.

Fri, November 11, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 46. Featuring A satanic dog, A wicked Old Pig, A cannibal, A Murderer, An Adulterer And some Nursery Children

This week I sing a song about satanic canine sacrifice, I ramble about reincarnation, I rant about my dad's new phone, create a little sketch involving William Wordsworth, chat about cannibalism adultery and murder, and entertain a few children along the way.

Fri, November 04, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 45. Hip Hop For Babies And Voices From The Beyond

This episode is a rather spooky one as we enter the week of Halloween. There are mysterious voices captured on some of my audio recordings, but who do they belong to and what are they saying? Could they be communications from the afterlife? We take an unexpectedly spooky walk through rural Sheffield, and I have a near-death experience. Plus more exciting interactive games, one in the pub, the other in Sainsbury's.

Sat, October 29, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 44. Confessions Of a Blind Man

Lots of soul searching and personal revelations on this week's episode as I confess to a crime that I've up until this point never revealed to anyone, plus tales of drunken debauchery involving a married taxi driver. We play a rather raucous parlour game, conduct some highly scientific research and there's another song from my teenage self.

Sat, October 22, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 43. In Which I Get caught In someone's Garden Playing the Accordion with My Penis Out

This week The Young'uns are back in school writing songs with children and we have plenty of anecdotes to impart. And after a hard day's teaching we like to relax by going to the pub to record ourselves making jokes about dead celebrities and drunkenly singing Catholic Hymns at the top of our voices in the street.

Sat, October 15, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 42. Featuring A Studying Lion, Some alcoholic Cobras, Angry Sheep, Dogs And Cats, and Some copulating Tortoises

This week we travel from a Lancashire curry house to an old mill in Preston via a travelodge corridor, rural Sheffield, a Scarborough pub, a Manchester flat and an Adriatic fishing village, confusing neighbours and angering animals as we go. Plus there's yet another new exciting interactive kitchen based game to play: What's In My Cupboard?! And you'll be pleased to hear that we once again revisit the subject of WIFI enabled kettles, because we haven't talked about that enough yet.

Fri, October 07, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. 41. Islamic extremism VS Morris Dancing

An exciting roller-coaster of an episode as we flit from Portugal to Hartlepool, spending time in the company of garrulous taxi drivers, drunken hens and flirty golfers, discussing all manner of topics such as who decided how we assimilate animal and vehicular sounds in speech, with a bit of locker room banter and some experimental arty ambient music.

Sun, October 02, 2016

David's daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 40. In Which I Experience A Very Unfortunate Incident with a Combine Harvester

My new binaural microphones arrive and to celebrate we go on some walks through rural Sheffield, confusing and intimidating the locals as we go. The Dollop gets a new exciting and completely original theme tune; plus more ideas are coming in for David's daily Digital Dollop The Musical as I begin work on a song all about my dollop regarding killer domestic robots. I also unearth a song from my thirteen-year-old self about a very unsettling relationship.

Tue, September 27, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 39. Featuring a French song about breast feeding

This week: more train anecdotes; I con a con artist; I sing some spontaneous songs as we prepare for David's daily Digital Dollop The Musical; and there are more interactive games for you to enjoy.

Wed, September 21, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 38. Featuring My Housemate's Pierced Penis

This week there's plenty of phone based drama, including stories of cold callers, teenage prank calls, and call centre confusion. Plus join me in the kitchen for some exciting games including Where's My Sponge and what Am I Washing.

Wed, September 14, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 37. Let's Talk about socks

This week you are invited to play a game of Design Consultants courtesy of a fellow David eagle; More cutting edge topical humour as I analyse the children's song about the old lady who swallowed a fly; I have an awkward chat about socks with a man on the train, and there's some Indian food based puns to look forward to.

Wed, September 07, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 35. Office Hockey

This week includes an argument with a very swearey angry Northern Irish vegan, we attend a cringey Christian concert, as well as an epic IT based battle.

Wed, August 31, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 35. I Am Not A Xenophobic Salmon Eater

This week I play a recording of my seven-year-old self, we discover the comedic power of plumbs, we get an unusual request at a folk festival, and the Dollop series is touted to be big in Japan as we are set to sign a lucrative deal with Japanese Television.

Wed, August 24, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop,. Weekly Omnibus. 34. Daniel Wet Himself Today

This week you get to join me in bed and in the bath. Plus we listen to some of my childhood musical compositions including a song entitled Daniel Wet Himself Today.

Fri, August 19, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 33. The Future's Bright Because The Present's Oranges

We meet yet more interesting characters whilst walking in rural Sheffield, including a married couple with a grudge against their neighbour and an apparent cure for blindness. Yes it might be august but that doesn't stop me doing a monologue all about Father Christmas. And who will win in the battle between the mugger and the Dadaist poet? Find out in the 33rd omnibus edition of David's Daily Digital Dollop.

Sat, August 13, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 32. You'll Never Lick The beaver, But Would You Like To feel My feature?

This was the week in which I did not pull an OAP Morris dancer, but I do fraternise with a senior French woman; I investigate the weird and wonderful world of football chants, and get stopped on one of my walks by a very garrulous character with an unusual proposition.

Sat, August 06, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop Weekly Omnibus. Dolloping On A Pissing Farting Horse In Canada

Before we say goodbye to Canada there's just time for a quick horse ride. Then we're back in England for live dish washing drama and more supermarket anecdotes.

Fri, July 29, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 30. In Bed With A Drunk Gassy Over-sensitive Vegetarian Frenchman, And An Angry Old Meditater

More Canadian capers as we meet some very idiosyncratic characters in youth hostels, take an unusual bus trip with a load of pensioners, and intimidate families picnicking in a park. Plus we enter the mind of a bear, and who wants to kiss a dog?

Thu, July 21, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 29. Our Canadian adventure Involving Guns, gangsters, Bumper Boat Battles, Hostile Hitch Hikers And Hot tubs

This week you join me in Canada, on tour with The Young'uns. It's a highly dramatic instalment that sees us engaging in water warfare; we are awoken by gun shots, screams and cries of "gangsters! Gangsters!" And we get caught in a life threatening storm with some dubious Spanish hitch hikers. But it's not all high drama, as we do manage to find the time to have a bit of a relax in the hot tub.

Tue, July 12, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 28. In which I get Fictionally Mugged, genuinely Burgled, And Potentially Conned. Plus There's a Love Story Involving Two Computer Fonts

This week I get fictionally mugged, genuinely burgled, and potentially conned. Plus there's a love story involving a couple of computer fonts.

Sun, July 03, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 27. Brexit, Beggars And Belgian Banter

In the week that Britain votes to leave the European Union, The Young'uns head to Belgium to do some gigs. What could possibly go wrong?

Sun, June 19, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 26. Featuring Everyone's Favourite Hospital Radio DJ, stun Gun Robson

This week I am surprised to find myself being impersonated, I get hit in the face repeatedly by a soaking bush, I do a hilarious phone prank on an Indian restaurant, and we hear some old reel-to-reel recordings.

Tue, June 14, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 25. My Discovery Channel Demo Tape

This week we're talking to animals from beyond the grave, I produce a demo tape for the Discovery Channel, and we enter the murky world of music copyright law where pop stars are being sued by cats and doorbell manufacturers.

Thu, June 09, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 24. In which I Go To Prison

So much excitement this week, as I walk to the co-op, cook a soup, and find myself in pri

Sun, June 05, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 23. In Which I Meet Michaela Strachan At The Pub

This week I share anecdotes from our appearance on the BBC nature TV programme Springwatch Unsprung.

Tue, May 31, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 22. "You've Had A feather down My Pants For the Last Five Minutes!"

This week we're in Suffolk. Join me on a nocturnal nature walk, and in the pub with The Young'uns and folk band Honey And the bear; Plus Michael McIntyre has a run-in with some gangsters and I meet a rather interesting lady who nibbles my toes and sticks a feather down my pants.

Fri, May 27, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 21. talking Tits, tea And Time Lapses

This week we're in the pub with the BBC Springwatch team ahead of our appearance on the show in a few days. There's also more exciting anecdotes from Sainsbury's, and a story about a tremendously timid tea salesman.

Mon, May 23, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 20. In Which I Pull A Sixty-year-old Man In Norfolk, Enrage Cyclists IN Scarborough, And Conduct A Social Study On the Walkers Of Sheffield

I pull a sixty-year-old man in Norfolk, enrage cyclists in Scarborough, and conduct a social study on the walkers of Sheffield.

Sun, May 15, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 19. In Which we enter a world Of Highly Evolved Fish And Feline Overlords

I read an extract from my university diary; we go on our first binaural walk through the streets of Sheffield; I re engineer some famous literary works; and there's an improvised drama about a wayward chef.

Fri, May 06, 2016

David's daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. 18. Robot Builders, Naked Gardeners And Kilt Clad Cameramen

Robot builders, naked gardeners and kilt clad cameramen.

Sat, April 30, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 17. In Which we very Nearly Start a communist Revolution At an Old People's Home

This was the week of the BBC Radio 2 folk Awards, and we head to the Royal Albert Hall to see if we can defend our title as Best Group for a second year running. There's anecdotes from our appearance on the Simon Mayo show, I psychologically damage a deaf child, there's a rant about Boris Johnson and Nigel farage and some acerbic observations about sandwiches.

Thu, April 21, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 16. Featuring A drama About A Harassed Lift Music Composer, Plus More Tales from Our tour

WeeFeaturing A drama About A Harassed Lift Music Composer, Plus More Tales from Our tour.

Thu, April 14, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 15. Pop Parody Tourette's

This week I very bravely open up about my unusual secret disability; I conduct a college workshop over the phone from a hairdressers; there are tales from on tour with The Young'uns, and more jingles from my eleven-year-old niece Lucy.

Wed, April 06, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 14. Hang On, We're Having A few Teething Problems With The Beat But Don't Leave The club

We enter April, and after three weeks of Australian adventures you'll be pleased to know that we're finally back in England for more exciting supermarket based anecdotes.

Wed, March 30, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 13. Featuring My Adolescent Melodramatic Musical Set Inside A University Library, Plus More Tales From Australia

Featuring My Adolescent Melodramatic Musical Set Inside A University Library, Plus More Tales From Australia

Wed, March 23, 2016

David's daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 12. Young Nuns Down Under

Our Australian adventure continues.

Wed, March 16, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 11. In Which We Meet The Pissing Howling Dog Lady From Down Under

March 2016 sees me and my folk band The Young'uns touring Australia. It therefore becomes increasingly challenging to write, record and release daily blogs due to busy schedules, travel and patchy WIFI. But that isn't enough to stop me. Week 11 of this project brings tales of horsey hitch hikers, howling pissing dog ladies and a fictional meeting with the Queen.

Thu, March 10, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 10. Featuring Some Self-Composed Metal Songs About Psychos, Murderers, And Vegans

Enter the mind of my teenage self as I present you with some of my metal songs covering such subjects as psychos, murderers and vegans. Sheffield and Rotherham do battle, I fondle a couple of rings, and we dollop from yet another exciting location: this time it's Heathrow Airport as I head to Australia.

Sat, March 05, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 9. Featuring Mavis Crumble's Fart Game And A Limerick About A Leak

Featuring Mavis Crumble's Fart Game and a limerick about a leak.

Fri, February 26, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 8. Featuring Peter Kay, David Cameron, Jeremy Corbyn And Tony Blackburn

Featuring Peter Kay, David Cameron, Jeremy Corbyn and Tony Blackburn.

Fri, February 19, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 7. In Which God Attends A Leadership Course

This week I showcase three very different songs and have yet another run-in with God,  

Fri, February 12, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 6. In Which I Get Naked And Experiment On Some Cats

As we enter February, the challenge to write and record a blog everyday becomes a lot more difficult and fraught with obstacles. Nevertheless I bravely and defiantly soldier on to bring you stories of cats, cupboards and kettles, the tale of my embarrassing sleep walking incident, and a very awkward moment with a girl on a train.

Fri, February 05, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 5. Featuring A Genuine Real Ghost

This week there's plenty of paranormal activity, I learn a startling bottom-based fact courtesy of a Beastie Boys forum, and I share a bed with some quirky Australians.

Thu, January 28, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 4. In Which I Impersonate a Dyslexic Gay Hungarian Plumber

More erotic fiction, more song parodies, and I adopt some unlikely roles including an aeroplane pilot and a dyslexic gay Hungarian plumber.

Thu, January 21, 2016

David's Daily digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week 3. In Which I am Given an Anal Cavity Search

Featuring a crazy old dog lady; Song parodies courtesy of Leona Lewis and George formby,; I get caught up in a riot, have a fight with a robot and am given an anal cavity search - what a week!

Thu, January 14, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week2. Featuring A Surreal Spy Drama, Erotic Fiction, And A Sci-fi Story Of A Dystopic Future World

Featuring A Surreal Spy Drama, Erotic Fiction, And A Sci-fi Story Of A Dystopic Future World

Thu, January 07, 2016

David's Daily Digital Dollop. Weekly Omnibus. Week1. Lock UP Your Virgins

In 2016 I released a podcast everyday for that year. The project was called David's Daily Digital Dollop. In a bid to streamline this podcast I have deleted the 366 daily episodes for 2016 and am replacing them with weekly omnibus editions. Enjoy the first week's worth of Dollops, featuring a rather colourful pub landlord, a chat with a member of the church Of The Flying spaghetti Monster, a blagger's guide to football chat, a warning for virgins, and I have a run-in with God.