Effin' Cultured
Join Bobby, Griff, and The Rick as they tackle today's pop culture madness, with some very special guests! Movies, sports, music, tv, theatre, gaming... no topic will be ignored as we foolishly scream worthless nothings for an hour at a time. Let's have some effin' fun shall we!?
Thu, April 03, 2025
3 Steps to Plaza
Eric is here and if he wakes his wife, he won't have a wife! We talk our fantasy punishment Kisses Kanye Bats clogged pipes Scalpers and we have a bit of a D.O.U.C.H.E session. Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, March 26, 2025
GigaPet Poor
Laura joins the boys this week and they talk about Penis Fencing Flatworms Oyster Catchers Food News with Subway taters Skibidi Book Deal Spermagaddon and being Gigapet poor! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Wed, March 19, 2025
Release the Suck Mother!
Happy St. Patricks Day! We talk a lot of theatre in this one, then we celebrate the day with some Irish insults! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Thu, March 13, 2025
Tuhg Ah Wuahr
We're here and we're tired! we talk about Kid swears and wrongful knuckles logs in Lowes Nic Cage goodness Free agency and some Taco Bell newness Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Wed, March 05, 2025
The Slow and The Tedious
All 4 guys are here this week and we talk about; Birthday Bowling and Choking New Nic Cage Razzies and Oscars NFL Grades and Actors who parts were originally written for! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, February 26, 2025
The Price is Reich
Bobby, Griff, and Rik are here and talking about some movie news Netflix and Grill New minor league team alternates and Concert Riders Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Thu, February 20, 2025
Nocturnal Earmissions
Griff had a better title... I can't remember it... We talk about our weeks Dunkin Leaks Horror Trailer Goonies 2 Ant Man... why? Dodging bullets Dildo attacks and SNL 50 Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Thu, February 13, 2025
A Nice Tepid Toddy
Bobby's Sick, The Rik's house flooded, and we are just getting by. Join the boys as Bobby's Hot Toddy get's nice and tepid and we talk about Comforting things Food News Denzel and Reheating Nachos Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, February 05, 2025
Canadian Beariffs
We start a little dark, and say goodbye to Rik's brother, then we quickly return to form and talk about Food News Grammys Female Rugby some movie news Then we watch 4 new trailers together... We're all sick... cut us some slack! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, January 28, 2025
Fermented Fruit 41 - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
The boys are joined by Zack Deuce of The Neatcast. We get drunk, and review the 1995 Jim Carrey classic, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls! Does this movie deserve to be rotten? Listen to us break it down, and figure that out for ourselves. Bumblebee Tuna! Your balls are showing...
Tue, January 21, 2025
Not an Oreo, A Cream Pie
It's Inauguration day... yes we talk politics, and Logistics of sleeping with 1000 people Food News and Drunk Driving Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, January 14, 2025
All 9 Lives?
We talk Diarrhea RIP Bobby (from Ernest) Catwoman Death List 25 Zuck Sucks Worst German cosplay ever A real life Polish Joke Come on in, and get Effin' Cultured
Thu, January 09, 2025
Flava Filanthopist
Happy New Year! This week we're talking New Years eve Farting Harley Lot's of movies Football Sesame Street Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, December 31, 2024
...Out Like a Richard
The new Year is just about here, and we have some stuff to talk about Christmas 2024 death list tally What got stuck in bums in 2024 and our most anticipated films of 2025! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Fri, December 27, 2024
Pretend You Didn't See That!
Merry Christmas! This year we gift you our 250th episode! We talk Christmas stress, nasty Christmas foods, the Yule Lads Some food news, weird news, and then we finish recasting some iconic film roles with actors from today! Who would you have play Doc and Marty? Listen to hear who we cast! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Thu, December 19, 2024
Never Go Full Blumpkin
All 4 boys are here and getting ready for the holidays. We talk about: CHILDREN Closing weekend fantasy football Subway Nachos and the Video Game Awards! Come on in, and get Effin Cultured!
Thu, December 12, 2024
Rik learns about Brazil Nuts
All 4 guys are here and we are discussing: Opening weekend Sick Kids Food News Luigi Tik Tok insurance Indie Wrestling and some weird news! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Thu, December 05, 2024
Fermented Fruit 40: Home Alone 2 (1992)
Bandits, and Birds, and Trump oh my! We get toasted with Mike from The Neatcast, and we review 1992's Christmas Classic; Home Alone 2. Is this movie rotten, or like a fine wine... fermented? Come on in, hear what we think, and get yourselves Effin Cultured!
Thu, November 28, 2024
Let's Murder Some Hobos
Happy Thanksgiving! We took an episode where we had nothing to talk about, and we turned it into talking about a whole lot of nothing! Join us off the rails on this episode filled with tangent after tangent! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' cultured!
Thu, November 21, 2024
Nuts on a Saturday
Far future Rik sends us a message from the future! Then we dive into some: Odyssey Food News including Gummy popsicles and Hot ones Blue sky rising and Emus on the run! A little trombone master at the top as a bonus Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Wed, November 13, 2024
The Dog Gone Truth
Bobby's Palsy is a little better? He talks about some drama Then the boys discuss: Movie news Loose Monkeys Racoon Sausage Hopplebees and some Wild News! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Fri, November 08, 2024
Election Slurs
First things first... Bobby has Bell's Palsy (it's an adventure) We have a open discussion on our feelings about the election. When we're done being serious we have a whole bunch of food news to talk about and we celebrate the catholics new mascot! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured! (Sorry for the slur)
Thu, October 31, 2024
Fermented Fruit 39: Dr. Giggles (1992)
Dean joins us for our yearly Halloween horror fermenting! We get nice and toasty, and watch this insane 90's slasher starring piper from Charmed and a crazy homicidal doctor who only speaks in puns! THE DOCTOR IS IN! No Tricks here only a big ol treat! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, October 23, 2024
Cacophony of Balls
All 4 boys are here and discussing Faire Time! Pumpkin phones da flood Balls Click to cancel The Turtle Trade Spider-man and Elmo make us cry and Super Stadium Foods!
Wed, October 16, 2024
SBC Brewing
Everyone is here on this fine fall evening and we are talking: Queen Fat Bear Dookie Demastered Conker champ cheats Sam Adams Seance Kit SBC's and nasty opera's Come on in and get Effin' Cultured!
Tue, October 08, 2024
Nummies With Attitude
Thing's get a bit real and a bit dark this week talking about: Euthanasia Natural Disasters Fat Bear Week Some Food News (Bobby's against angel hair) A weird smuggling choice and some nasty cocktails! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, October 01, 2024
That's a Condiment
We're back with another Bobby Bathroom saga Death is back with a vengeance Tons of Food news including a huge PBJ Fight! A mauled mushroom (ouch) and poorly explained movie plots! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Wed, September 25, 2024
Which One is Bugs, Which One is Words?
Bobby Griff and Rik are here talking about Diddy Flav saves Red lobster Elon sucks 10 year old target trip Otter Gang! Shower thoughts and funerals Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Wed, September 18, 2024
Fermented Fruit 38: Jason X
It's Friday the 13th! Obviously we needed to get sloshed and watch a Jason movie! This time around we take on Jason in Space... I mean Jason X! Is this movie Rotten, or is it so bad its good? Come on in, get yourself Effin Cultured, and find out for yourself! TAHOCKEY!
Wed, September 11, 2024
Tragically Malicious
Bobby, Griff, and Rik are taking on the metal gatekeeping community! We spend a lot of time talking bands who changed lead singers, Linkin Park's current line up and the drama around it. Then we speed round through some news including: Crazy stat Line Sriracha Shortage and Fire Birds! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Wed, September 04, 2024
Pisses with Wolves
Bobby Griff and Rik are here and talking about: Al Snow and Pepper Horror trailers Capri Sun drama Where did the Hum Hum Cum From? Women in the news and crazy animal news including BOMBING MICE! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Thu, August 29, 2024
Football Mimes?
All the boys are here and we talk: Theatre! Football Mimes? The wrong OnlyFan Baseball history A few exciting trailers A trout update and another wild RFK Jr. Story! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, August 20, 2024
A Lime for Scale
Rick is back! This week we talk: Croup and Covid Griff's new show Bobby's audience recant They say goodbye to a good friend oreo coke and coke oreos face shots and stinky feet & and Eel problem... Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, August 12, 2024
Listen to Us Inside Out
Eric is here! This week we talk a little politics... our bad? We hit all the highlights of the summer olympics We go over all the exciting news from D23 Then we discuss which fictional characters would be our core Inside Out Emotions and our Bing Bongs! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, August 06, 2024
Fermented Fruit 37: Blind Fury (1990)
Bobby and Griff are joined by Neatcast's Mike and Zack, as they get annihilated and review this 1990 action comedy starring Rutger Hauer as a blind sword fighting vigilante! You won't see this one coming! We know it's long... Neatcast is here, what did you expect!
Tue, July 30, 2024
That Dionussy!
We talk a lot of Olympics this week, then we get our geek on by discussing the Marvel Hall H announcements. We finish everything up with a really fun new game called "Would JD Vance Eff This Couch?" Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured! The couches in question: https://unsplash.com/s/photos/couch
Wed, July 24, 2024
Anything Happen This Week?
The boys are all here, talking about a whole bunch of nothing that happened this week. Nobody almost got nothinged... then after the RNNothing, Nobody dropped out of the nothing while backing nobody to take their place! Then Food News and a restaurant draft where you tell us who's spot you would eat at! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Sun, July 14, 2024
Saved! A Study on The Goodest Book
A Bible study like no others. This week the boys save their souls one bible passage at a time. You can thank the good lord, and Zack from Neatcast, for this one... you can blame the fantasy football gods as well...
Wed, July 10, 2024
Our Blue Era
Welcome to our blue era... we don't know what it means either! This week we discuss: leaving Sketch alone! John Cena Africa's first deaf mute rapper Food News Mcdonald's "the meal" and we end with a snake bite Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, July 01, 2024
Spiky Salad with Every Sauce
A tragic walrus filled cold open followed by: Costco talk (Rick still hates pot pie) USA Football blues Spoilers Eating Bush (not that kind... perv) Food News and cremation! come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, June 24, 2024
Crack Bears, and Donkeys, and Elk... Oh My!
Everyone is here for the first time in a while and we are talking all about Boomer Music Quicksand! Pretend pensioner Spaceballs 2 Crack Bears Donkey Elk Snake Box and Fry flavored frozen yogurt! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, June 19, 2024
A Crappy Way to Go
The boys are back and ready to get your cultured! This week we talk about Father's Day Xbox and Nintendo News Food news including Pepsi Cola-ogne and Jumbo Cups AI Sex Bots and a crappy way to go... Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, June 10, 2024
The Birth of Dick Tampico
Move over Cummy! Stay in your lane Giuseppe! Bobby, Griff, and the Rik are here... and so is Dick Tampico...
Tue, June 04, 2024
The Roast of Ronald Mcdonald
We're back with some friends of the show and a new target! Ronald McDonald and his fast food mascot friends are in trouble! We may have a smaller dais this time around, but we are mighty... and for some reason this one is filled with a bunch of...erotica??? Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, May 28, 2024
Fermented Fruit 36: Street Fighter (1994)
The boys are joined by Mike from The Neatcast for this one. We get annihilated, and review the 1994 film, Street Fighter. Why are there no street fights? How good is Raul Julia? Do we... Do we hate JCVD? All these questions plus a whole lotta nonsense in this one! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, May 22, 2024
A Wild Hair
This is a weird one folks... The boys are all over the place this week talking about Wild Hair Ribs Fender Benders Beans Food News and Bad Bluey Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, May 14, 2024
Dickmata
Bobby, Griff, The Rik, and Craig are all here, tired, and rambling on about their crazy weeks, and much more! We discuss: Toddler troubles Breaks on stage video calls Jesus' spear Brain Worms Mozz Fries? Grendel and The Silent Man! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, May 07, 2024
Felize Fifth of May
It's Cinco de Mayo and the boys start by getting a bit offensive... oops We talks Griffs opening (Ooo Baby) Then Bobby gets serious for a bit... sorry Then we talk some food news, Dead Simpsons, Priest crush, Dave and Busters, and we finish up with Crazy Triplet names! Come on in, and get Effin' Cultured!
Tue, April 30, 2024
The Smegysberg Address
Eric joins us this week and we jump off the rails early. This week we discuss Reggie Bush Andy Tate's Peepee views Petrified Cheese plate Righty's a virgin Cherry Bounce and a horrid tattoo Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, April 23, 2024
Tonight, the Fishes Sleep with You!
Bobby, Griff, and Rik are here and talking all sorts of craziness that includes: Kelce's Ring Chechnya tempos Vagicures? Free Chicken Sandwiches! and Fish Taping Machines! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, April 16, 2024
Win Ben Stein's Podcast
The boys are back and talking WAY TOO LONG! This week we talk Magic Board Books Bidet of Antiquity A Whole Bunch of Movie News Pop Tart Combos Poo Tossing and Bluey! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, April 10, 2024
The Old Piss-Around
Happy 4th Birthday Effin Cultured! This week Rik and Griff talk about the best concert EVER, and Bobby talks about his son having a death wish. We also cover: New NFL Rules Eclipse and MJT Sexcadas 2: The Reckoning! Some food News and a Bald Fugitive! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, April 02, 2024
Fermented Fruit 35: Major League 2 (1994)
Bobby, Griff, and The Rik bring in the new baseball season by getting nice and toasty and reviewing this 1994 sports comedy. Are we having fun with America's pastime, or is it past time this movie goes yard for good? Only time... and a lot of booze, will tell!
Tue, March 26, 2024
He's Stumped
We're all here and ready to talk all about: The Poohniverse! We cast our own Greek God MCU New Dew Applebees is king? Wonka update Movie News and some crazy news stories involving Witches and insurance fraud We finish with a scene from Romeo & Juliet "Do you bite your thumb at me, sir!?" Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, March 19, 2024
Bidet, Mate!
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Third week in a row we are full of nonsense and silly voices! We talk about: Bobby and Griff's theatre happenings Rik's new LPs Hundreds of Beavers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m39iu2YW-oM Food News ROBOTS! https://www.tiktok.com/@realbrianmello/video/7346366539752344862 Aussie Potty and The Ranch of Dr. Moureau Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, March 12, 2024
Cream of Meat
The boys talk about our weeks and the events that brought us to this recording. We also talk a bit about: Breakfast Sports Megamouth Sharks Debbie Downer National Ranch Day Razzies and some wild news! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, March 05, 2024
The Trial of Giuseppe
We're back with a doozy of an episode! Bobby, Griff, and Rick talk all about: Whale News Wonka? Everest's waste problem Let them eat flakes Ice Football and Florida Man Games! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, February 27, 2024
Fermented Fruit 34: Kung Pow- Enter the Fist (2002)
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS! We get messed up, and watch this 22 year old, Hong Kong Phooey... Does this movie deserve to be rotten, or has it fermented? Give us a listen, and see what we thought! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, February 20, 2024
A Little Hurkle Durkle
This week we learn about Hurkle Durkle then we chat about SweetPea and the Puppybowl Stingray Jesus Fantastic Four big news in Tacos! Mealy Griff returns for X-men talk then we finish with some wild Florida News come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, February 13, 2024
Happy Galentine's Day
It's Valentine's day! Join us in celebrating all things love including: Terrible Dates Chocolate treats MFK Disney Relationship advice and a very special Valentines ending Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, February 06, 2024
This Means War-tadella
It's a full house this week! Bobby, Griff, Rik, Craig, and Eric are all here and talking: Buffalo Seltzer, Buffalo Lip Balm, and rooty tooty chips World Soccer Championship in... Jersey? Cheech and Chong Vodka They found her!? Malicious Meat Grand Theft Horsey and a deadly postcard! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, January 30, 2024
Fermented Fruit 33: Chillerama
Bobby, Griff, and Rick have a lot of fun with this one. We get nice and toasty, and review this ultimate drive in horror anthology. Can we survive Wadzilla, a giant city destroying sperm? Can we make it out without being turned into a Ware-Bear!? Will we be able to breathe after witnessing the Diary of Anne Frankenstein? SHOULD THIS MOVIE BE ROTTEN!? Join us, and find out!
Tue, January 23, 2024
All Swifties Matter
Bobby, Rik and Griff are here and talking Jason and Taylor 2024 Death List Kanye Jaws Tons of Movie news New Billy Joel! MENtal Health Pauly Simmons and CRAIG joins us! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, January 16, 2024
In-N-Out Manimal Style
Griff is getting over sickness, Bobby is just getting sick, and The Rik Abides. This week we talk about: Memal juice and Manimal Meat EGOT winners Non Alcoholic White Claw RIP Fruit Stripe AI Carlin Special and Gasms... GASM GASM! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, January 09, 2024
The Big 200: Establishing Dominance
EPISODE 200! Bobby, Griff, Rik, and Craig are here talking 200 straight weeks! Establishing Dominance we get 2 special calls Tetris magic Food News Florida Lawsuits and some shows we're catching up to! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!!!
Wed, January 03, 2024
Steamboat Cummy
Happy New Year! Bobby, Griff, and Rick talk about their holidays and the fantasy league, then we they discuss: New Doggy years Playing Cat God Steamboat Cummy DUMB LAWSUITS! Then we discuss 2023 entertainment, and emd with some resolutions! Come on in, and get Effin' Cultured!
Tue, December 26, 2023
Fermented Fruit 32: Trapped in Paradise (94)
Bobby, Griff, and The Rik get a bit tipsy, and review this 1994 Christmas movie. Can a cast of Nic Cage, Jon Lovitz, and Dana Carvey save this movie from a rotten score, or will this film be a giant Bah Humbug!? Tune in, and find out what we thought! Happy Effin' Holidays, Y'all!!!
Tue, December 19, 2023
Bambi's Bologna
Bobby demands you put respect on Huddleston's Santa Claus! Then we talk a whole bunch about Butt holes Bambi Bologna Naval Reserve UK KFC and some fun news stories to round out our Christmas week! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, December 12, 2023
Every Inch!
Bobby talks colonoscopy prep then we talk about the sickness going round Then we cover some crazy news including: New McD's concept! Limp Bizkit and who? Semi Circle Madness Beach Vibes Crappy Car Thief Taco Bell Hell and a Cat trying to kill its owner! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
S1 E195 · Sun, December 03, 2023
The Effin' Christmas Roast of Rankin Bass Santa
Bobby, Griff, and Rik are joined by Mike and Deuce from The Neatcast, The return of Eric D the Dairy King, Their friend Ken, and Eric Poch from You Didn't Ask For This to lay waste to all your favorite Rankin Bass Christmas Characters! You'll want to tune into this one, it's FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!
Tue, November 28, 2023
Turcules Turcules!!!
Bobby, Griff, and The Rik are back from Turkey day. Bobby is searching for an updated Wake We discuss the aftermath of Thanksgiving A little food news and then we meet the mighty Turcules! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, November 21, 2023
Ooooooooo Ah Ah Ah Ah
All 4 guys are here this week and were talking about: Death Protocol Cuddle Clones Hibernating Hampsters Metal for Orcas McCrocs Snoop quits Happy Gilmore and some Hillbilly Target Practice Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, November 14, 2023
Ennui Au Jus
Bobby, Griff, and The Rik are here for another laugh filled episode! This week we discuss; New Christmas Movies Live action Zelda Ohtani Mania! Snake Soup Pie Costner's child support Australians getting bit and biting and Russian Snow Penises! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, November 07, 2023
Schmears for Beers
All 4 guys are back! This week we talk about: Aldi Madness Terror from the Deep 90's children Marry Tay Tay's a Billionaire Smear Beer Smear Madness North Dakota "True" Crime and we finish with a BRAND NEW GAME! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, October 31, 2023
Fermented Fruit 31: House of Wax (05)
It's Halloween, time for Bobby, Griff, and the Rick to get a bit toasty and review a horror movie! We may be more messed up than ever before! Sorry in advance! What do y'all think, is this Paris Hilton classic rotten, or fermented!?
Tue, October 24, 2023
Effin' Cultured Does NOT Live Here
We're back and this week we are discussing: Sickness and Nightmares 4th grade whoops Halloween Body Counts Bluey Rip Off Korn and ADIDAS Stuffing a Stuffy and Florida Man News Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, October 17, 2023
Hiberbation Period
Bobby, Griff, and Rik are here and talking about; Ricks snip snip Rolling Stones top guitarists Top Treehouse of Horrors Emergency Pizza Fighting a Grizzly The Iron Claw and other wild news stories Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, October 11, 2023
The Wet Wink
Bobby is flying a bit higher this episode... by like 5mgs, and he takes Griff and Rik along for the ride! This episode we discuss: switching positions Burger King Fat Bear Week new music an interesting measurement A horrifying wedgie and some crazy news... Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, October 03, 2023
Teardrops on The Rik's Guitar
After 16 weeks, The Rik has returned! Let's celebrate by talking about: Politics? Tay & Travis We review this years Mtn. Dew Voodoo Buh Bye DVDs More Taylor Puns 400 lb stingray! A NEW APPLE! and RIP Tim Wakefield (aka Curt Schilling is the worst) Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured
Tue, September 26, 2023
Just the Two of Us
It's just Bobby and Griff, we have a surprise guest stop in for a bit This week we tackle: Inconveniences Irritating Gaming A new Coke tasting Wieners are back, and... gummies? We Gonna Die? Starring Producer Craig! Aussie Humor? Romans? Florida Kids Some Crappy News Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, September 19, 2023
The Sound of Weatherproofing
Drew has covid, Bobby has Shingles, and The Griff abides! This week we talk: NFL quick hits Hambone Awards The End of Days Broken Caulk A Crazy short cut and we finish with some Florida Man news Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!
Wed, September 13, 2023
Sharts on a Plane
Laura is back and joins Bobby and Griff to talk about: Work Woes Fuzzy Xbox Kanye getting nasty Brady's new gig Martin Short Hate A crappy flight and some florida man/bear news! Come on in and get yourself Efin' Cultured!
Tue, September 05, 2023
HiroBEEma
Craig's baby is here! Since he's on leave, Mike from Neatcast joins us this week! Lot's of word play, and no remorse for some sad news this week, which includes: Troubles with Rent Freakin Bees Sad Music News Air BnBaseball and an epic fight over a 4 wheeler! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, August 29, 2023
Fermented Fruit 30: Small Soldiers (1998)
Bobby, Griff, Craig, and Dean are getting ripped tonight! We are watching the 1998 sci fi comedy Small Soldiers! Celebrating 25 years of Commando and Gorgonite existence. I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning! Did we think this movie should be rotten, or like a fine wine is it fermented? Come on in, and find out!
Wed, August 23, 2023
What's Your Toon?
We are joined by AJ from Nutmeg Junction! We talk about: Florida Woman Forensics The Craziest Marathon of all time Rockin Bud Lite Dunkin Punkin Tye Die Pizza Then we re-imagine the zodiac signs as cartoon characters from our youth! I'm a Daffy Duck! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, August 15, 2023
The Crawling Method
Bobby, Griff, and Craig are here and they are TIRED! Bobby shares WAY TOO MUCH about his vacation to the Jersey Shore then we talk about: Aphantasia An unfortunate realization about a toy Spiked Dunkin BK snack wraps McDonald's being McDumb HQ Video game news and a spider closing down a supermarket! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, August 07, 2023
Roach’s Rectal Relief
Bobby, Griff and Craig do a little late-night recording before Bobby leaves for Wildwood! Topics on the docket for this week include: RIP Paul Reubens Asteroid mining An unfortunate pool fiesta Sunbears and Secret Zoo MTG’s One Ring and the Chief Uno Player Florida Man news An unfortunate highway fiesta Imposter-N-Out Winona Ryder cameo kidnapping? Come on in and get yourself Effin’ Cultured!
Mon, July 31, 2023
Oh, The Hugh Manatee!
Griff is back and crushing it with jokes! This week we talk about; Griff's vacation Movies Country music Mustard Skittles and other food news Sex dolls Manatee "love?" a fun game of golf, and the most famous Craigs! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, July 24, 2023
BiCARius
Bobby and Craig are Joined by Eric and Laura this week! They discuss: RIP Tony Bennett Romney is Effin weird Attack of the NPC craze Dunkin's summer swag Ornery Otter Car Love and we discuss the most famous Eric's and Laura's Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, July 17, 2023
Was This Before or After Fighting the One-Legged Man?
Bobby, Griff, and Craig are here and talking about all sorts of goodies! We talk about Heat Stroke The WGA/SAG strike Burger King News Nic Cage trailers Urban Romance crime unpaid and Rankers most famous Matthews Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, July 12, 2023
Always a Wiener to Me
Drew joins Bobby, Griff, and Craig this week to talk about: Seacrest's Wheel a Deadly Binge session Hot Dog News dumb Brits writing about "dumb" American foods and a ton of toy related movie news! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, July 04, 2023
Fermented Fruit 29: National Treasure
Happy Birthday America! (and The Rik!) Bobby, Griff, Dean, and Mike from the Neatcast, all have a little too much to drink, and review the 2004 Nic Cage blockbuster, National Treasure. Does Cage bleed ink? WILL SEAN BEAN DIE... AGAIN!? Why would the captain be guarding THAT barrel? All those questions and much more being answered here, including wether we think this movie should be rotten or not... Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, June 27, 2023
Trouble With The Scurve
Bobby, Griff, and Craig are here and talking a whole bunch of nonsense about: The Submersible.... yeah, we know, everyone is talking about it 6,12,18,24 challenge We try the newest Coke flavor Who played baseball? Mormon's attacking Nevada! Who's greatest hits? We finish by trying to guess ranker's list of top 10 Roberts and Bobs Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, June 20, 2023
You Can't Say That on Radio!
Bobby, Griff, and Craig are back this week to give their love to Rik's new baby boy, and to talk about: 24 hour play festival Cadaver Caper! I'm Not Dead Yet... yet. Sidekicks Sequel!? THE NEWEST ULTIMATE SWEAR! (We learn new slang that leaves us spechless) Street Fighter Easter Egg Food News! And a Professional Child Shamer Come on in, and get Effin' Cultured!
Thu, June 15, 2023
I Say Tomato, You Say Pepperoni
The Rik's baby boy is coming this week so we talk for far too long to say "See you soon, Rik!" We talk about: Dumb folks FAKE Sex Sports LIV Golf Predator vs Wolverine Ducking Iphones A German Amputation 2 Cocaine Bear Knock offs Then Griff challenges us to pick the fake Ad! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, June 06, 2023
Never Trust a Scandinavian With a Potato!
Another episode in the books! The boys are here, and talking about: Another Dirty Old Man Triple Double Crunch Wraps! TV and Movie news Get That Cheese! Some crazy news, including a wild potato story and the new Foo! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Wed, May 31, 2023
Whale Team 6
This episode the boys are talking about; Sentient toilets, Reunions, RIP Cherry Dip, Target, Movie and TV news, then we get into some fun news stories including a pod of vigilante whales! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, May 23, 2023
Effin Ho Down
Mika is back! She joins the guys in talking Mortal Kombat, Frankmobile, Star Wars, Ketchup Remix, and suing the entire world! Then, it's a celebration of National Masturbation Month, with some year in review from Pornhub. Last but not least, we draft our fantasy fictional brothels! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, May 16, 2023
My Safe Word is Zoinks
What happens when we try all 4 Hard Mountain Dew flavors as we talk about some news! We talk some old folks news TV and movies Dolly! Zelda! And some fun headlines including a really unfortunate MRI... Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured
Tue, May 09, 2023
Richard is a Dick
This week we talk about: New Appliances DONT CALL ME BIG MAN! Outlaw Johnny Black and other movie news Richard Dreyfus is a dick An Ancient mask is unearther... Smokin'! The Dickie Berg of Dildo NF
Wed, May 03, 2023
Fermented Fruit 28: Good Burger
Welcome to Effin Cultured, home of the Effin Cultured, can we get drunk and review your movie!? We got drunk, and watched Good Burger, so you don't need to! Is this movie truly rotten, or like a fine wine fermented? Listen now, and see how we felt? Let us know what you think. Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, April 26, 2023
Righty Tighty
This week we talk about some McDonalds updates, some Cartoon news, AI, and a few other crazy stories. We finish everything up by talking about an Onlyfans lady that has 2.... uh.... well you know... One for work, and One for Pleasure! Join us, and get Effin Cultured!
Tue, April 18, 2023
Effin’ Smaht 2: THE FINALE!
Drew had come back to defend his crown against Bobby, Mika, and Zack Deuce. Will he remain the king of our trivia castle, or will someone else take the title! Listen, as we take on the hardest game that we have created, and see who among us is the most Effin’ Cultured!
Tue, April 11, 2023
Whistle While You Wank
The boys are back, and talking about Super Mario Bros Movie and other movie news including Street Fighter and the new HBO Harry Potter series, Cadbury Subway, Bobby says good-bye to Bushwhacker Butch, The Dali Lama is a freak, and then we get lost in the beauty that is the Autosuck and the 3Fap! You have to hear it to believe it! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, April 04, 2023
The Fake World
Happy 3 year podiversary Effers!!!! To celebrate 3 years we talk some movies, some Disney vs Desantis, some Mammoth meatballs, and then we each draft an 8 person cast of fictional characters to live in a house together for the inaugural season of The Fake World. Listen now, and let us know who's house you will be tuning in to!
Mon, March 27, 2023
The Effin' Roast of Mario and Friends
How many people do we need to properly roast the king of Nintendo, Mario Mario!? That would be a baker's dozen! Join us as we throw Mario and his friends on the spit and Roast the ever living shiitake mushrooms out of them for 2 and a half hours! By the time we were done, we were drunk, and in pain from laughing! We hope you'll leave the same! Lets A-Go! Joining us on the dais this time around: The Neatcast: https://theneatcast.buzzsprout.com/ You Didn't Ask for This: https://www.youdidntaskforthis.com/ Podcasters Assemble: https://probablywork.com/podcasters-assemble/ SpaceCastle: https://www.spacecastlepod.com/ Against All Oddities: https://dorfyou.com/podcast-1
Mon, March 20, 2023
Fermented Fruit 27: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Brendan Fraser and Michelle Yeoh both won Oscars this year, so to celebrate we got drunk and watched the Mummy film they both starred in, and everyone forgets about! Join us for a crazy review of this 2008 film, and hear if we think it should be considered rotten, or fermented! There's something incredibly romantic about vanquishing the undead.
Thu, March 16, 2023
What's worse Kanye's list or Rolling Stone's?
Well we're a bit late this week, but we have finally recorded an episode! IN this weeks episode the boys talk New Jen Lawrence Mario Movie Ranch ice Cream Kanye's mysterious list Death by Moose Antler Valentines Day Comet 2046! Rolling Stone's top 100 heavy Metal songs! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, March 07, 2023
Effin’ Smaht 2: The Effin’ Cultured round
The final preliminary round of trivia is upon us! Who will be victorious and earn the last spot in the finals!? Bobby, Griff, The Rik, and their friend Dean take on Producer Craig’s fabulous game! Which host will win bragging rights? Will Dean be able to sleep home tonight? Only one way to find out, give us a listen and get yourself Effin’ Cultured!
Tue, February 28, 2023
Turd Burglar
The boys discuss: Turd Burglary Pete is a WHAT!? Empire or Jaws? Get me some Krispy Kreme! Some celeb jail news Sports and we end it on guessing all of Tom Hanks $100 Million movies! Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, February 21, 2023
Effin' Smaht 2: The Neatcast Round!
Round 2 of our annual trivia competition has the boys from The Neatcast, and Eric the Dairyking, going head to head in an all out trivia Battle Royale! Listen to them take on our 8 rounds of trivia madness, and see who comes out on top, to go into the finals against Mika and Drew! Listen and let us know how you would fare against our competitors!
Wed, February 15, 2023
A Crappy Time at the Opera
Episode 153! The boy's are here, and talking about; Strep The Big Game: The good, bad, and the fat shaming Movie Trailers/Strays Falling in Reverse An Emu on the Loose! A crappy time at the opera Tom Hanks Films and the top streamed movies/shows of 2022. Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, February 07, 2023
Effin’ Smaht 2: round 1, Ladies Night!
Welcome to our second ever Effin Cultured trivia tournament. The ladies of the pod kick it off with 8 intense rounds of trivia, including Movies, TV, Food and beverage, and many more! Who will win and join Drew in the finals!? Come on in, and get yourself Effin cultured!
Wed, February 01, 2023
The Liam Neeson of Taken
The boys are tired, and Bobby's ADD is RAGING... in this episode we talk about: Shauna Rae Razzies and Oscars Sports News Animal News Pokemon News Poo Amnesia and the Legend of Honeysuckle Divine! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, January 24, 2023
150... Always Creamy
EPISODE 150! Bobby, Griff, Rik, and Craig are here and talking about: An awful way to go America's most beloved celebrity Murder Searches An Unfortunate Statue Power Rangers Comics and Nugget the Fish! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, January 16, 2023
Eggroll: The Fleshlight of Food
The first 12 minutes of this episode is bonkers. After our fun with food, we dabble in NFL playoffs Zelda History of the World pt 2 Missouri politics and police gang bangs. This was a fun one folks, come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured
Tue, January 10, 2023
Jamaal is My New Favorite
We find our new favorite football player we talk XFL MMAOF Lady gets kicked out of gym Top sporting events viewership Balloon animals in his jock Hotel security beatdowns The new crown prince of metal Fun New Electronics and a bit of politics (sorry) Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, January 04, 2023
Happy New Year... Love, Death
The boys are back and talking: New years/What other people drop Over celebrating in India Greta T with the KO Sports betting in Ohio CT selling Weed! Trump's bible Prime Drink We say goodbye to Barbara Walters, and take a look at the 2023 death list! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Thu, December 29, 2022
Damn near killed 'em
Full crew in this episode! We are joined by Eric for the first time in a while and we talk: Christmas Beat saber the boys talk behind Bobby's back while he leaves Fantasy football update Bomb scares in France Stupid Peta ancient projectiles and we finish going over which of the most anticipatyed movies of 2023 we are actually looking forward to! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Thu, December 22, 2022
Finger in The Rik's Balls
The Rik is back! We talk about our show, wine about grocery store self check out, discuss some boneheaded plays in football, talk about missing fingers, and try to guess the proper name for US movies using their foreign titles! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, December 13, 2022
Bagpipes in BYU
Bobby, Griff, Craig, and Mika are here to talk about a whole slew of things! I Admit it! Bagpiping! 80 For Brady Direct from factory candy! THE 1000th POKEMON! The game awards! All this and much, much more.... well some more... a bit more than that. Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, December 07, 2022
Not So Quick Silver
Bobby is back, and he has Covid... again. Bobby, Griff, and Craig talk some current events, the death of a Sesame Street icon, Rude NFL fans, Florida Man news, a bit of movie talk, Craig tries to stump us with some Masshole town names, then we end with a quick bit of a douche bag trying to persuade us that sex with anyone is gay.... Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, November 29, 2022
Puppy Muskets, Jesus & The Purge: Effin’ Game Night Part Deux!
While Bobby and Rick are away, Griff's gonna play - some games! Griff, Craig, Mika, and Zack and Mike from Neatcast debate the winners of ridiculous fights to the death (and other challenges) in Superfight, Griff poses some trivia questions to the others to find out who's Brilliant or BS, and the gang discuss moral dilemmas immorally in Trial By Trolley! Come on in, and get Effin' Cultured!
Tue, November 22, 2022
Dear Hollywood reporter reviewers… Eff right off!
The boys discuss the Hollywood reporters’ ranking of reviewed marvel films, they also say goodbye to the green ranger. Then we end it all with some love that’s Cap’n Crunch making pies!
Tue, November 15, 2022
Death and Krispy Kreme
The boys gather and talk a decent amount about some folks who passed this past week, we also talk about Trumbull government being dumb, and a whole bunch of other random madness, with an amazing movie trailer at the end! Come on in, and get yourself Effin’ Cuktured!
Tue, November 08, 2022
You know it’s like… 80% urine, right?
Mike from The Neatcast joins us in one of our funniest episodes in recent memory. We talk squirting champs, prayer clocks, Leslie Jordan, marshmallow planet, and we finish with the guys reading all of the scents and experiences from The Decent Candle company’s website. We were laughing so hard we cried!!! Come on down and get yourself Effin’ Cultured!
Mon, October 31, 2022
Fermented Fruit 26: The Monster Squad
Wolf man’s got nards! Join Bobby, Griff, Craig, and new comer Meagan as we get drunk and review the 1987 classic The Monster Squad. Bobby is pissed it fell into rotten ranks, and decides to fight for his childhood! Come on in and get yourself Effin’ Cultured!
Tue, October 25, 2022
My Patronis is Nomah!
Bobby, Griff, Rick, and Producer Craig are back to talk some craziness! This week they discuss; football intimidation, bee attacks, a new old song, some winning photographs, and then we play a new game! Come on in, and get yourself Effin’ Cultured!!!!
Mon, October 17, 2022
The Effin’ Neat Roast of Mother Goose!
Our 4th ever roast is here, and we pull no punches going after old lady goose! Join us, and the Neatcast boys taking on these famous rhymes and their creator!
Fri, October 14, 2022
Stuffing Big Bear Boxes
Better late than never, right? Griff is back with Bobby and Rick and they discuss: Bobby's Roadtrip Griff's Rona Rik's troubling omen Mountain Dew Voodoo 2 legends lost The Mario Trailer and an upsetting development for Fat Bear Week! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, October 04, 2022
Like triangles and sh*t?
Bobby, The Rik, and Craig are here for your entertainment! This week we chat about McDonald’s, Aerosol dressing, vegan cannibalism, the toy hall of fame, cheating fisherman, and much more! Come on in and get yourself Effin’ Cultured!
Wed, September 28, 2022
It's Pronounced Fonz
Bobby, Griff, and Rik are back to talk Griffs trip to Tennessee Poocasso Deadpool 3 Dirty Semi Accident Cheating in Chess NyQuil Chicken Trumps Caddy Tusk 2 and Jizzy Jewelry. Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, September 20, 2022
Tushy Bidet; Our Favorite Bond Girl
Drew is back! This week we talk Tushy Bidet A new show announcement Clerks 3 We try Tailgate Candy Corn (hamburger, hotdog, popcorn flavors) Pujols and baseballs new rules 1.8 million year old molar Assassins Creed And much more! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, September 13, 2022
Always remember... WE ARE MEN!
Bobby, Griff, and Rik are back and take a little more serious approach to this week's episode. This week we talk 9/11 Fantasy Football Serena Williams Shohei Ohtani Nascar Masculinity and then we dive deep into D23, and all of its goodies! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Thu, September 08, 2022
Deuce's & Roses
This week Bobby, Griff, and Rik talk about: The Taylor Hawkins Concert The Brendan Fraser ressurgence Gators on I95 Hot Dog Straws Shooting Jets Seinfeld being a model? A new Trailer for a netflix stop motion Halloween film, Then we finish it all off by running a Bachelor Simulator where some of our favorite independent podcasts all compete for Zack Deuce's roses and affection! Who will win him once and for all? You're going to have to tune in and find out for yourself! Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, August 30, 2022
Muffalo Wings
Rick is back, Griff is here, and Bobby is getting sick! WOO! This week we talk: Pee Wee's Birthday Muffalo Wings High on Life Killer Klowns from Outer Space and we reveal our top 5 cereals each! Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, August 23, 2022
Penal Pango
Bobby, Griff, and Rik are here to review Coke's newest flavor, Dreamworld! Then they turn their attention to: Snakes with legs! Death by kissing Banging on a Ferris wheel Gay Animal Control Black Hole Sounds and finish on a viewing of the new Wednesday trailer! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Thu, August 18, 2022
Vacations All I Ever Wanted
Bobby and Griff are joined by Zack Deuce and Craig on this random episode! We talk Vacations AirBnB A ton of food news French golf courses Squirrel with a gun and some not so dirty, dirty riddles Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, August 08, 2022
CherMan and the Jellicle Pod
Bobby is going on vacation, so we are releasing a bit early! Bobby and Griff are joined by old friend Eric for some fun! This week we talk: Full Monty Movie songs Spirit Halloween trailer Batgirl and HBO Max Fire starters Snake Hunts Shortened Days, and we finish up with some Movie Title Antonyms! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!
Mon, August 01, 2022
Fermented Fruit 25: Road House
Bobby, Griff, and The Rik head to The Double Deuce, have a few (too many) drinks, and knock some heads around with the best damn cooler in the business! Join us as we drunkenly review this 1989 bouncer classic and decide for ourselves if this movie really should be rotten, or like a fine wine, just fermented!
Tue, July 26, 2022
Please Break Me, Purple Daddy!
Bobby, Griff, and Mike from The Neatcast are here this week and ready to entertain! First Bobby gets a bit serious about fat jokes then we get light hearted and talk; Violent Russian Chess Robots Pink Sauce Vince McMahon Retires EVERYTHING MARVEL and we finish it all off with the gayest marvel would you rather this side of podcasting! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured! PS. Bobby forgot to plug his mic in, so the sound is just a little off... sorry!
Tue, July 19, 2022
Shrimping and the Second Coming
This one gets a bit wild. Craig joins us this week and we talk: Shohei Ohtani Paws of Fury Joe Dante and the Gremlins A Demented Amazon plush and it's reviews Then we read excerpts from the most insane cookbook we have ever seen... Join us and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, July 12, 2022
Grandma's Urn
Well this is an episode! The boys are back, and talking about: Zach Wilson being a DAWG Texas HOV lane Hot dog flavored water The James Webb telescope A new dinosaur Soaking and Vabbing Day Shift Trailer Which food mascot would you take down and we finish with a capsule of Baseball movies! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Thu, July 07, 2022
Time to Milk Our Falcon
The boys are back and this week they're talking: Rikfest Falcon Sex Hats Disney+ Movie Remakes Some random news and we try to figure out who would play who in a Jaws remake! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, June 27, 2022
Roe V Bluey
Bobby, Griff, and Rick can't help themselves, and vent for a while about the courts decision to repeal Roe V Wade... if you have a problem with a little politics before your hahas this may not be for you... Once the dust clears we talk: amazon recreating dead relatives voices One of the best gravestones ever A vengeful elephant in India Finally, we go ALL IN on Bluey! Come on in and get yourselves Effin' Cultured!
Tue, June 21, 2022
It's Late, We're Tired, We Have Nowhere to Go
The boys are back with a regularly scheduled show! This week we recorded late and exhausted sooooooo, sorry? This episode we talk: RIP Explorer Is the bride the asshole? (Disney edition) The greatest sports team of all time? Netflix Geeked Week and finally we dream cast our version of the live action Punch Out Movie! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, June 14, 2022
Fermented Fruit 24: Willow (Effin' Neatcast edition!)
The boys are joined by Jer and Zack Deuce from The Neatcast to get drunk, and review the 1988 Ron Howard/George Lucas film Willow. It's an absolute sh*t show, and we wouldn't want it any other way! You wanna Breed? Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, June 07, 2022
An Apple a Day Keeps the Free Donuts Away...
Bobby, Griff, and Rik are back to their normally scheduled programming! This week we talk: P-town Whales Wordle and our other daily puzzle obsessions Bugsnax Beavis and Butt-head Marinating Candy in Alcohol Apple Rage and Danny Mcbride playing Ye in a Biopic! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Thu, June 02, 2022
Wednesdays Don't Get a Second Chance
Bobby, Griff and Rik are here and better late than never! This week we talk Ray Liotta Sharkcano Jaws Sherrif Multiversus characters Period Crunch and R rated Winnie the Pooh! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, May 24, 2022
Fermented Fruit 23: Con Air
Bobby, Griff, The Rik, and Zack Deuce get a little buzzed and review the 1997 Nic Cage classic, Con Air. Do we put the monkey, I mean Bunny, back in the box? Does this movie deserve to be rotten? Listen to what we think, and let us know your opinion too! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, May 16, 2022
JOI to the World: Cockne edition
Bobby, Griff, and the Rik invited Mike from Neatcast on this episode, because 3 hours of Mike is what everyone needed this week! We continue our celebration of national Maysturbation Month with a look at what states searched on pornhub more than others. Then we talk : Eurovision, Fred Ward, Ironbound, Tom Brady, and capybaras! Lastly we play a family feud style game, learning all about the PornHub trends of 2021! Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, May 10, 2022
Best of Times, Worst of Times
Bobby is having the worst week, Rick is having the best week, and Griff abides, man. We talk about our triumphs and woes, a bit of talk about some movie news, we watch a trailer, and then Bobby has the guys play a guessing game that involves panties and shock equipment! After our first goodbye we jump into Dr. Strange and The Multiverse of Madness! Is it a bit long? Yes! Is it a bit raunchy? Yes! Are we cultured? You're gosh darn right we are! You can be too! Just give us a listen!
Tue, May 03, 2022
Podcaster Jim
Bobby, Griff and Rik are back... They found out May is national Masturbation Month. Do I really need to put any more of a description here? Ok, I didn't think so... Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, April 26, 2022
You Gonna Eat All That?
Bobby, Griff and RIck are back! First they try the new Mountain Dew Flamin hot, then they talk: Fiddler Bad CMA Takes Last One Laughing Mike Tyson vs. a flying idiot Bobby reads an insane reddit story and then we discuss state drinks! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, April 20, 2022
Hey Tammy, You Did Ask For This... Beef
Bobby, Griff, and The Rik and back in the random saddle. Bobby gets stabbed, we say goodbye to Gilbert, we talk some testicular tanning, Thor Love and Thunder, and some Elden Ring. Then we throw down the gauntlet, and start a beef with a fellow indie podcast... They DID ask for this!!! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Sun, April 10, 2022
The Eff My Effin' Neat Roast of Cap'n Crunch
Bobby, Griff and Rick are joined by Effin Cultured regulars Eric and Drew, The Neatcast hosts Mike and Zack, and Eff My Work Life's Jay and Kay to roast the most famous Cap'n of the cereal world! Join our dais as they rip into all the cereal mascots from our youth! No one is safe in this Roast! Have your tissues ready folks, tears of laughter will be had!
Mon, April 04, 2022
Happy Effin' Podiversary: 2 Years of Culture!
Bobby, Griff, and Rick celebrate 2 years on the POD! We listen to all the lovely messages friends of the show sent in. We also talk Bobby's 6 year old having an existential crisis, Aldi Drama, and a little attention gets pulled away for some Wrestlemania action! Thank you all for those who submitted audio to us! Here's to more years to come!!!
Tue, March 29, 2022
Chickaenima
Brian from Playlist wars joins us this week in a music heavy episode! For all you Playlist Wars fans... this show is NSFW! Listeners beware! We say goodbye to a rock legend talk about an unfortunate chicken incident Play "The Eff you say?" Lyrics edition We talk Dolly, Kanye, Grammys Play a game of What The Eff Were You Thinking?" Grammys edition and finally build our 20 album time capsule of 90's Rock! We went a little long, but it was totally worth it! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Sun, March 20, 2022
Fermented Fruit 22: Boondock Saints
Bobby, Griff, Rick, and Gomez from Playlist Wars get together, have a few drinks, and review 2000's Boondock Saints! Does the movie deserve the 28% it has with the critics on Rotten Tomatoes, the 91% the audience has given it, or somewhere in between? Is it dead!? Join us for a drunk, St. Paddy's day themed fermenting, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, March 16, 2022
People in Japanese houses shouldn't throw murder stones
Bobby, Griff, and Rick are at it again! In this episode we talk: The passing of the Bad Guy Stone Cold QB Shuffle Baseball is back! some music, some trailers, some video games stolen tanks genetically modified mosquitos and japanese killing stones! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, March 08, 2022
Starlight, Star...yuck
Bobby and Griff are joined by Eric and Drew to talk a whole bunch of randomness! We try some Coke starlight and give our honest review. We also talk about: Random foreign laws plow name results caffeine overdoses the death of a camp counselour twisted Whoppers and bullying Girl scouts. We also play a brand new game Eric made up, where we try to decide if a law is broken in Florida or not. Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, March 01, 2022
Fermented Fruit 21: Harry & The Hendersons
Bobby and Griff are joined by The Neatcast's Jeremy and Mike! They get good a toasty, and review the 1987 family Sasquatch loving classic, Harry & The Hendersons. Does this movie really deserve to be rotten, or like a fine wine, is it fermented? Listen to us figure that out, and let us know if you agree!
Tue, February 22, 2022
She sells sea shells by her a$*h*le
Bobby, Griff, and Rik are back for episode 102, they talk: Nascar Bathroom etiquette and the 3 shells Bob Saget Tennessee folks playing sheriff and crazy presidential facts! Did you know LBJ named his johnson Jumbo? Well, now you do! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Wed, February 16, 2022
Catholympics!
Episode 101! Bobby, Griff, and the Rik talk: Snow plow naming Superbowl Olympics Disney Speed Storm Chip N Dale Movie Nintendo Futurama Catholic Whoopsies and the new Dr. Strange Trailer! Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, February 07, 2022
Episode 100! The Saltiest Sundae
Effin Cultured 100! Bobby, Griff, The Rik, and Eric are all over the map for this special celebration! We talk: Messing up in shows Mcdonald's Shows that have hit 100 episodes Javier Bardem's weird celeb crush Jackass Homicidal Bears We get a special shout out from an Americal Idol alumni and we play a fun game of strokin' off! Come in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, February 01, 2022
Fish Sticks: Not as bad as Super Mario Bros
Bobby, Griff, and The Rik are here for episode 99! In This weeks episode we talk Jamaican Bob Sled MLB Hall of Fame Definitely not talking about Bruno Gay Fish RIP Louie Anderson Xbox Swinging their schvantz around Mcdonald's hidden menu and Taika Waititi's new HBO show! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, January 24, 2022
Fermented Fruit 20: Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Bobby, Griff, The Rik, and Drew got drunk, and reviewed 1993's live action Super Mario Bros. Mario's last name is Mario? What is the deal with this giant fungus? That's Yoshi? Can we just do a normal episode? Happy Birthday Griff!
Mon, January 17, 2022
Let Him Finish
WOW... Bobby, Griff, and The Rick get through a lot in this episode! February video game releases, we get Rick hooked on Wordle in 1.5x speed, awesome sports bets, Djokovic is a dick, the FDA deregulating French dressing, Drake's birth control, the golden globes, and the new The Santa Clause! It's a jam packed episode... even though Bobby cut out Pete's Putrid Peas... it was trash! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!
Mon, January 10, 2022
Some TLC... The L is silent
Bobby, Griff, and The Rik start out on a somber note paying tribute to 2 lost legends, Bob Saget and Sydney Poitier. Once the sad stuff is out of the way, they get down to the dirty, and talk jarred farts, the Pope being a dick, a little NFL, a little Marvel, and the 90's fest line up. Finally we watch the horror short, Snake Dick, and offer our comments on it! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Wed, January 05, 2022
Do you Even Collect Yours?
Bobby, Griff, and The Rik start by watching and commentating on a 9 minute short horror film called Peopling... it's... it's something... Then we watch the red band trailer for Peacekeeper, pay tribute to 2 amazing people we lost this past week, talk a little bit about being snowed in on the highway for 24 hours and finish up with a quick hit on the new episode of Boba Fett! It's disgusting, it's fun, it's quick, it's episode 95!!!! Happy new year folks, come on in, and get Effin' Cultured!
Tue, December 28, 2021
The First Plane (Eff yourself 2021!)
Happy New Year! Bobby, Griff, and The Rik talk Christmas, Fantasy football, tipping drama, and fighting over mascot changes. Then we take a quick dip in the waters of Spider-man, go over which of 2022's most anticipated films WE are actually anticipating, and give you our New Year's Resolutions! Thanks for a great '21 and here's looking to a way more cultured '22!
Sun, December 19, 2021
Fermented Fruit 19: Ernest Saves Christmas
Bobby, Griff, The Rik, and Mike (The Neatcast) all got together, got drunk, and reviewed Ernest Saves Christmas! There are two 10 minute chunks of them going way off the rails, which you can all unwrap as an early Christmas present from us! Should there be less Ernest? Is this the best movie Santa? Does being able to rapidly shake your eyes warrant screen time? Should this movie stay rotten, or has it fermented like a fine wine? Answers to all these questions, and more when you dive in and listen! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, December 14, 2021
Da' Fuqles is Knuckles?
Bobby, Griff, Eric, and Neatcast's Mike are here and we are sorry... The cold open is far too long, off the rails, and funny to leave out, so you all get to see into how the magic is made. We play a round of Christmas would you rather, we talk the video game awards, we watch the new Sonic 2 trailer, and then we finish up with a Christmas Horror version of Pitch Bitch! If you are sensitive to jokes about Christmas or the meaning of christmas... maybe skip this one... You've been warned!
Tue, December 07, 2021
It's Pronounced Gizmo
Bobby, Griff, and Rick talk about Judas being Judas, some troubling baseball news, PETA being A-holes, they watch the new spiderverse teaser, and finish up by building their Christmas movie capsule. Each gentlemen brought 4 movies to place into a capsule to create the podcast's 12 Christmas movie playlist! Come on in and get yourself effin' cultured!
Mon, November 29, 2021
Fermented Fruit 18: Jingle All The Way
DID HE GET THE DOLL!? Join Bobby, Griff, Rick, and Neatcast's Mike as we get tipsy and review the 1996 Christmas movie, Jingle All The Way. Listen as we follow an all out war between AHHnold and Sinbad. We simp over Phil Hartman, talk about mini me and Big Show being Santas, and bring up Anakin Skywalker's acting ability. Will the boys think this movie is properly rated as rotten like Booster, or has it fermented like Turboman? Give us a listen to find out! Also, a bonus 7 minutes of nonsense at the end of the episode... Lay Yer Bottle Down and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, November 23, 2021
Where's Balldo?
Bobby, Griff, and Rick discover the lost world of ballgasms. They dive into some movie news, water sports at rock concerts, CPAC news, make fun of Ace Frehley, watch some fun trailers, and of course talk about some Florida woman news! All this in more episode 89!!!
Tue, November 16, 2021
Shaq turned us down...
Bobby, Griff, and Rik are back and talking a whole bunch of nonsense. Did you know about all the roles Shaq turned down!? You will! We also talk Disney + day, new Korn and slipknot, and vaxx baths! We also get a drop in from knife man! AH! AH!
Sun, November 07, 2021
The Effin' Neat Roast of Bigfoot and Friends
The boys from Effin Cultured and The Neatcast get together and form a relentless dais of roasters with their eyes on one target... Cryptids. Join us for this all out roasting of the likes of The Loch Ness Monster, Moth Man, Chupacabra, The Yeti, and the guest of honor... Bigfoot! We really let them have it, folks. Warning: Your stomach will hurt from laughter!
Tue, November 02, 2021
Jenna Jameson: Mother of Eels (including Zuckerberg)
Mika is back! Her and the boys talk Halloween, election day, PETA, video games, and Disney + trailers! Then we completely fall off the rails as we try to figure out what Squid Games are, and how they relate to the most racist soda to ever exist... Crystal Pepsi.
Mon, October 25, 2021
Fermented Fruit 17: Ernest Scared Stupid
Bobby, Griff, Kristin, and Jeremy from Neatcast, all got together to drink and review the 1991 Halloween movie, Ernest Scared Stupid. Does the makeup hold up? Why is Eartha Kitt so damn good? Why couldn't they find better children actors? How come the bully in every 90's kids movie looks the same? All that, and revealing if we think this movie is actually rotten, or like a fine wine, fermented!
Tue, October 19, 2021
Halloween Hunger Games
We talk Halloween, Ernest Scared Stupid, DC Fan Dome, 2021's celebrity death list, an unusual baseball fashion, and then we pit all of our podcast friends against each other in a simulated Hunger games competition! Who will have the odds in their favor!? You'll have to listen to find out!
Tue, October 12, 2021
Columbus is Garfield?
Mike from The Neatcast is back, which means we start off strong with dirty Muppet talk! Then we sprint through a ton of topics including Columbus, Halloween Kills, Killer Whales, No Nut November, and we finish with a brand new segment! We build our first Effin Time Capsule, where each of us picks 4 pieces of media and 1 physical thing to bury into a time capsule for the people of the future. We kick it off with 1994, and let me tell you something... Mike doesn't want the future to think highly of '94! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, October 05, 2021
Bobby's Banned Books & Craig's Crappy Roommate
Craig joins us this week as we dive into some ridiculous banned books for banned book week. Then we talk some football, goosebumps, Blumhouse films, Craig's Crappy College roommate, and Griff's hypothesis on the upcoming Mario Movie! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Sat, October 02, 2021
Fermented Fruit 16: Multiplicity
Bobby, Griff, Chris, and Mike (The Neatcast) were bored on a Saturday and decided to get drunk and review the 1996 Michael Keaton comedy Multiplicity! Listen to the guys try and decide if this movie deserves to be rotten to like a fine wine, is it fermented? We talk clone ethics, loving and hating Andie MacDowell, and the disappointment in under utilizing Eugene Levy!
Tue, September 28, 2021
Straight Out of Griff's ...
Bobby, Griff and Rick talk about a whole bunch of fun topics with our returning guest host, Zack Deuce! We talk: Marvel, gorillas having a good time at the zoo, Orcas, Pokemon oreos, The son of Slipknot, brand new (old) Guns and Roses, The Mario movie cast, and we finish off with a celebration of Ask a Stupid Question Day! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, September 21, 2021
Mary Todd Lincoln's Taste Buds
Bobby, Griff, Rik, and Eric talk fantasy football, Norm Macdonald, Marvel Fan boys, Bingo Hell, terrible movie synopsis, and Mconald's Grimace. Come on in an get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, September 14, 2021
Fermented Fruit 15: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie (1995)
Listen to Bobby, Griff, Rick, and Mike, from Neatcast, get drunk; and decide whether or not Mighty Morphin Power Rangers deserves it's rotten status!
Mon, September 06, 2021
Mistress Piggy and the Masochistic Muppets
Bobby, Griff, and Rick are joined by Neatcast's Mike this week! We had a few drinks, so this one's a doozie! We talk: creepy crawlies Elton John's new album Americans and Brits fighting animals Creme Savers are back We take a VERY NSFW look into the Muppet universe We decided this years NCAA football MVP Talk a crazy new film project at Peacock Finally, we discuss the movies that made us... us! Using the questions Brett Goldstein uses in his podcast, Films To Be Buried With. Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, August 31, 2021
...Starring Ed Asner
Bobby, Griff, and Rick are back baby! We talk some Ed Asner (RIP) Top Milk crate challenge Fails Flamin' Hot Dew Rik's GnR Playlist vote The Batman screening Zombie Doll Love Horny Sea Snakes and Naked Nevermind Fiasco Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!
Tue, August 24, 2021
Waffles, anyone?
Bobby, Griff, and The Rik are here for episode 75! It doesn't happen often, but we stayed on track this time, and got a lot of stuff out of the way! In this episode we celebrate a very special 20th anniversary, then we dive head first into: Jeopardy OnlyFans Waffles Alcoholic Mountain Dew Frogger The Show! Storm A-Holes and Playlist Wars! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, August 16, 2021
Cumber Party
Bobby, Griff, and Mike from Neatcast are here this week to entertain and offend! Apologies to Chatsmash, Eels, Sylvester Stallone, and anyone else who we may have offended! This week we talk about: Bobby and Mike being caught in sticky situations Mike's blood pressure saga Stallone and 6 decades of greatness The Field of Dreams Game Eels! We spoil the crap out of Space Jam Talk some suicide Squad, and finally have our minds blown by a new movie trailer!!! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!
Tue, August 10, 2021
Real Griff and the Red Flags
Bobby, Griff, and Eric are back this week to talk Bobby's opening weekend of his show! Eric gives us another taste of a different version of our theme song, and we dive head first into: The Super Mario Brothers animated movie casting news RIP Trevor Moore Why SO Many Avatars!? 17 Scrapped Disney/Pixar story lines that would've changed iconic movies Finally we play a quick round of Red Flags and decided if we would date some people who probably shouldn't be dated! Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!!!
Tue, August 03, 2021
Mjolnir and the 3 Nails
Happy National Orgasm Day! Bobby, Griff, Rick, and Jeremy (The Neatcast) get together to talk about Griff's vacation, sexual euphemisms from our past, embarrassing sex stories, and the new Ghostbusters trailer. We finish it all up with a conversation about who else would be worthy of holding Thor's hammer! Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!!!!
Tue, July 27, 2021
Vacation, All I Ever Wanted
Bobby, Rik, and Eric are on this week to discuss vacation stories, go over other peoples vacation horror stories, and discuss the trailer to the new Hulu movie, Vacation Friends. Then we take a more serious look into the #FreeBritney movement. We finish up with some sports talk including the Red Sox, Olympics, and a few other sports balls things, and a final quick look at the new Chucky series on SyFy! Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, July 19, 2021
Fermented Fruit 14: Masters of the Universe
WE HAVE THE POWER! Jeremy from The Neatcast and guest host extraordinaire, Zack, join Bobby and Griff to get drunk, and review Masters of the Universe! Does Dolph Lungren have the power? Does Frank Langella go too hard as skeletor? Where the hell is Orko!? Is music the key to the universe? Just how much of this did they rip off from Star Wars? This and much, much more in this month's Fermented Fruit. Come on in, and find out if we think this movie deserves to be labeled as rotten or, like a fine wine, just fermented. It's time to get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!
Tue, July 13, 2021
Effin' 69! Skittle Harvest for two!
Episode 69! Jeremy from Neatcast joins Bobby, Griff, and Rick for this momentous occasion! We talk: Steve-O poo Cannon Notorious P.I.G The death of Richard Donner Euro Cup We cover the 25 craziest sex acts on Urban dictionary and ply the dirtiest game of Pitch Bitch we have ever played, pitching big budget Hollywood pornos. We know how to celebrate 69 right! Join us and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, July 05, 2021
Happy Birthday Rik! Mr. Wizard say's your wrong!
Happy Birthday Rik... and America! We talk about Mr. Wizard, Bill Nye, and Beakman's world We talk a whole bunch on dumb American police blotter and Florida Man headlines. It's truly the only way to celebrate Rik's 36th and Murica's 245th! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, June 28, 2021
Giraffellatio
We may be going to hell. Bobby, Eric, Griff, and Rick start this crazy episode talking all about giraffes wrecking fence posts, and it all goes down hill from there. We talk a bunch of new movie trailers including Halloween Kills and Shang Chi. We discuss marvel shooting high on its projected Black Widow box office, and for some reason we may or may not beat up on poor Paul Walker for a bit... whoops. Do people really need to get upset about Snow White not being white? All of this, and a quick round of would you rather to bring it all home! Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Tue, June 22, 2021
Fermented Fruit 13: Wet Hot American Summer
Bobby, Griff, Rik, Chris, and Wife! Al get nice and toasty and review the 2001 summer camp comedy classic "Wet Hot American Summer." Does anyone clean up a plate better than Paul Rudd? Why is the dude from SVU so damn funny? What's the deal with Janeane Garofalo and her crazy baby maker!? Why does Brokeback Mountain get all the accolades in the world when Michael Ian Black and Bradley Cooper were banging in secret 4 years before Heath and Jake!? All these questions, and the most important of them all, IS this movie rotten, or fermented? Come on in, and find out for yourself! You might just get yourself Effin Cultured!
Bonus · Sun, June 20, 2021
Effin' Cake for Breakfast 1: Bat Eats Cat
It's our first ever bonus episode! A quick hitter where Bobby, Rik, Griff, and wife all talk about Batman, and how he most definitely eats kitty! This is the most explicit 20 minutes we have put on air, so consider yourselves warned! It's sweet, quick, and an absolute guilty pleasure, just like a big ol slice of cake for breakfast! Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!!
Tue, June 15, 2021
Demons in My Mouth
Wow! Episode 65! Bobby, Griff, Rik, and Craig are on to bring you an absolute smorgasbord of things! First we talk Rik's adventures at the dentist. Then the attack of the sexcadas pt 2! They're after the president! Then we take a deep dive into some movies and TV. Bobby and Craig gush over the new In The Heights movie. We talk all about the first episode of Loki (spoilers) and we lose our collective crap on the new He-man trailer ! Finally the boys find a website that is full of crazy and uncomfortably designed things from our past... my god its creepy. Check out the article and follow along with us! We went a little long this week, but it is totally worth it! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, June 08, 2021
Whiff of Griff: Off the Effin' Rails
I honestly don't know how to describe this episode... we take some jabs at our new found audience on facebook, talk some fermented fruit possibilities, offer some sound marriage advice for our friend Eric, and finish up talking about MGM's horror properties that Amazon might want to start working on. We are off roading on this one folks! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, June 01, 2021
The odds of coming up tails every time
Eric's wedding is this week! Bobby, Griff, Rik, and Eric talk crazy wedding customs from different cultures, coming up tails, Amazon buying MGM, and we finish up by building our Mt. Rushmore of on screen weddings! It's a fun one, so come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, May 24, 2021
Sexcadas: Brood XXX
Bobby, Griff, and Zack rescue Rick from his banishment to the phantom zone. Once Rick has returned, they take issue with the title of "Geriatric Millennial." Then, they talk about the horniest brood of cicadas to ever crawl out of the depths of the earth. Bobby cries about his flooded basement, and they bring it all home with some fun travel constipation stories! It's a fun one, and we actually kept it to an hour this time!!!! Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!!!
Sun, May 16, 2021
Fermented Fruit 12: Barb Wire
It's 2017, and the middle of the second American Civil War. Only one woman can help save humanity, Pam Anderson... wait... Pam ANDERSON!? We got drunk, and watched 1996's Barb Wire. Listen, as we tackle one of the lesser known comic book movies to come out in the last 30 years. How many corsets does Barb own? Could her blind brother be more stupid? Does not washing your hands make you a naughty boy? All this, plus a brand new mascot for Fermented Fruit, Sh1ttY Rik! Listen to us banish him to the phantom zone while weighing in on how hot Pam Anderson really was! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!! MPJMge0wnOS2QeK5xJyQ
Mon, May 10, 2021
In case you were wondering, Rick loves black people...
What we're trying to say is... Happy Mothers day! Bobby, Griff, and Rick are back again! This week they tackle DOGEcoin, Elon Musk, Vamprechaun, and the new marvel announcements that we got this week! Then to finish it all off, we build our Mt. Rushmore of TV moms! It's quite the episode, and you'd be silly to miss it! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!
Mon, May 03, 2021
The Effin SNL Draft!
Welcome to the first ever Effin' Draft! In the pre-game, we talk about Griff's move to his brand new condo, and his new beef with Amazon. Then we tackle a game of Who the Eff is this? Where we try to figure out who Eric hired to make a Cameo for us playing a game of 20 questions. Then, a special guest joins us and we talk JOSH FIGHT! All leading to the main event! An all out brawl when the 5 of us draft our 7 person SNL casts from the entire pool, living and dead, of sketch and comedic actors we can think of! Its a doozie folks! Give us a listen and let us know who drafted the best SNL cast!!! I don't know if we've ever been more Effin Cultured!
Mon, April 26, 2021
Mortal Kombat (2021): A Tournament of Mind, Genitals, and Head
Bobby, Griff, Rick, and Zack complete their Mortal Kombat Trilogy by reviewing the brand new MK film. Then we tackle a little bit of retro gaming by talking about our favorite old disney video games... damn Lion King is still hard! Lastly we dive head first into the oscars by playing a brand new ouund of The Eff You Say!? Where Griff takes the synopsis' of Oscar snubbed films, and runs them through mutiple languages on google translate until we can't decipher them anymore. It's quite a doozie. Listen and find out what it's like to win a flawless victory... and get yourself EFFIN CULTURED!
Mon, April 19, 2021
Fermented Fruit 11: Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Bobby, Griff, Rick, and Zack get annihilated and review the 1997 cinematic experiance Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Did this movie live up to the original? Was the fighting just as good? How about those effects! WOW! Was that 3 reptiles... 3 Barracas? What the heck is going on here? Come on in and find out wether this movie really is a bad as it's 2% on Rotten Tomatoes, or if it's like a fine wine, fermented.
Sun, April 11, 2021
Schmortal Scmombat
Bobby, Griff, Rick, and new guy Zack take a deep dive in the original Mortal Kombat movie in anticipation of the new one coming out in 2 weeks! It's our first sober movie critique a week before we get tanked and take on Mortal Kombat Annihilation. After we get over there we talk upcoming video game moves, play a brand new version of Strokin' Off, and finish up with our Effin' Rushmore of Video game movie characters!!! It's a long one, but a fun one! Come on in, an get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, April 06, 2021
My Favorite Easter Candy? The Host...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EFFIN' CULTURED! We celebrate our 1 year anniversary with a smorgasbord of topics! Bhad Bhabie onlyfans! OV Positer! Peeps Soda! Sex Toys! Muppet Rankings, and a Mt. Rushmore of Easter Candy! This episode is loaded to the gills with tons of stuff, all to celebrate one year with the best peeps around. Come on in and hear Bobby, Griff, Rick, and Mika just go off for 90 minutes! You won't regret it.Happy anniversary, happy Easter, now come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, March 29, 2021
Satan Shoes with an Essence of Taint
Bobby, Griff, Rick, and Eric talk Lil Nas X's Jesus and Satan shoes, just in time for Easter! Then Eric hits us with some stats on how many times we have each been on the show. We finish up with a list of recommended pranks to pull on April Fools Day, and on how excited we are for the new Suicide Squad film! Its a good one, so come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, March 22, 2021
Left Hand, Over Hand: The Dual of The Kates
Bobby, Griff, and Rick are on fire this week as they start off talking about self pleasure and their pasts with porn.... Classy right? Then it's all Zack Snyder cut. 4 hours of slow motion goodness. This one was a fun one, folks! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Sun, March 14, 2021
Fermented Fruit 10: Leprechaun
Happy St. Paddy's day! Bobby, Griff, Rick, and Craig decided to start the celebration early, and drunk review the 1993 horror movie; Leprechaun. Drinks flow as our hosts take on the rules of leprechauns, gold, Irish accents, old greedy bastards, an inappropriate relationship between man and child, and much, much, more!!! We also have another man fall to the curse of the first time host! This one has all the makings of a fermented classic, so come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!!!!
Mon, March 08, 2021
Balls Deep in These Bunnies
Bobby, Griff and Rick talk a bunch about Marvel, including the idea of Wayne from Letterkenny taking over the role of Wolverine. Logically this leads to a conversation about Deadpool cameos, and Wandavision. Then we tackle the idea of Lola Bunny not being sexy anymore, and finish off rambling about Disturbed's first album celebrating its 21st birthday, and the over all state of Rock and Roll. This is a fun one folks, come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, March 01, 2021
Amelia Earhart's co-pilot... that one time
Bobby, Griff, Rik, and Eric celebrate 50 episodes of Effin' Cultured! Bobby laments about his sons troubles then the guys play a game where they need to guess a show, based on the synopsis of it's 50th episode. They dabble a bit in the idea of Gen Z thinking Helen Keller was a fraud, and finish things up with the Mt. Rushmore of Fast Food Burgers! This is one you don't want to miss! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, February 22, 2021
A Guide to Throwing Your Back Out
Bobby, Griff, and Rik talk about getting older and their backs getting much older. It's been a really good week for movie trailers, do any excite you!? We talk shop on the Snyder Cut, Cruela, and Mortal Kombat. Last we celebrate Zelda's 35th birthday with a new game called Griff or Google. Come on in and get yourselves Effin' Cultured!!!
Mon, February 15, 2021
Fermented Fruit 9: Sex Drive
Bobby, Rik, and Griff get nice a tipsy and review the 2008 teen sex comedy Sex Drive! What is James Marsden doing in this film? Why is Clark Duke so good? Seth Green is the best part of this film right... right!? All this and more, and find out if we think this movie if rotten or fermented!
Mon, February 08, 2021
The Super Games Bowl
Bobby, Griff, and Craig get together the night before the big game to talk about some football, the halftime show, commercials, and some favorite football movies. Then we fall into one of the greatest inventions of this century, a dating profile generator! Lastly, we play 2 of our favorite games! First a quick round of 9 holes in Strokin' Off February edition, then a football movie themed The Eff you Say!? Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, February 01, 2021
Eric 404: Podcast not Found
Eric finally cashes in his prize for winning the Effin' Fantasy Football league, and takes the reigns for his very own episode! What does the king of advertisements have in store for Bobby, Griff, and Josh? Some fun discussion questions, a game of finish this TV theme song lyric, and a quick round of Pitch Bitch! We also mourn the death of Griff (he's fine), and celebrate his return as a Ghost! Ghost Griff is here to play!!! All that and more in the newest episode! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!!
Mon, January 25, 2021
Effin' Smaht Championship: This is a Disney Question
Griff and Eric host the finale of our first ever host trivia tournament! Find out who wins the entire thing between Bobby, Drew, Mika, and THE RIK! They have to test their knowledge on a bunch of different topics including Rotten movies, Disney, Video Games, and much much more! Let us know how you would have done against our hosts! Come on in and get yourself EFFIN CULTURED!
Mon, January 18, 2021
Docking Dean's Port
Happy New Year!!! Bobby and Griff welcome old friends Craig and Dean for their first times! Are they 90 percenters or 10 percenters? We talk a little bit about a lot of things in this episode. Excited for any new movies coming out? What video games are you playing? Did Dean used to dock his friends port? All of this plus a Mount Rushmore of Xennial Childhood Toys!!! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, January 11, 2021
Effin Smaht 4: The Bobby Group
The final preliminary round of our in house trivia competition. Bobby, Josh, and Eric go head to head to head in a trivia contest to the death! Well... not to the death, but you know what I mean... Join us and see who will be the final entrant in our championship round! Let us know how you would do! Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, January 04, 2021
Effin' Game Night: Chasing The Busey Dragon
Griff, Mika, Rick and Drew start 2021 off with a bang, first with a hilarious round of classic "Would You Rather" questions, then by tackling absurd hypotheticals in a double dose of card games - Red Flags and Superfight! It gets weird, it gets gruesome, and it gets downright philosophical - but hey, don't blame us, it's all in the cards... right? Be sure to give us suggestions for games we could play in the future! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, December 28, 2020
Effin' Smaht 3: The Griff Group
Griff, Drew, and Laura go head to head in an all out, No holds barred, Trivia knock out tournament! Who will take the win, and join Rick and Mika in the finals? You won't know until you give it a listen! Let us know how you would have done against our hosts!!!! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, December 21, 2020
The Roast of the Solar System
Eff you MARS!!!! Join 8 of our bravest and funniest hosts, as they air their grievances with the Solar System. You love Uranus? You might not after it gets spanked by our dais. You may leave this episode as red and dusty as our sworn enemy... MARS! This show was an hour straight of laughs, hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, December 14, 2020
Effin Smaht 2: The Mika Group
It's ladies night, and the feelings right! Mika, Carleigh, and Kristin are going head to head in an all out trivia slobberknocker! 8 rounds of trivia madness are in this episode! Who will win, and come out with the Lou Gehrig's trophy? Come on in, and join Rik and Griff, as we find out who will make it to the next round of Effin Smaht!
Mon, December 07, 2020
So, what we're trying to say is... Merry Christmas
Bobby, Eric, Griff and Mika talk everything Christmas on this weeks episode! We start off with a chat about our favorite Christmas movies, which quickly turned into a chat about which moves we would cast the Muppets in. Then we go all in on a game of Christmas time would you rather, and finish up with our Mt. Rushmore of secondary characters, from Bass and Rankin's classic christmas claymation films! All is merry, so come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, November 30, 2020
Effin' Smaht Round 1: The Rik Group
It's finally here! The first ever trivia round, of our tournament of hosts!!! Rik, Brooks, and Caliente go head to head in an all out trivia brew ha ha! Who come's out on top, in an 8 round fight to the trivia death! Play along with us, and see if you can take down the champion of the Rik group! We have 3 more groups before the big finale, so come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!
Mon, November 23, 2020
Fermented Fruit 8: Son In Law
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Buff the wood! Join the group as they get schwasted, and review the 1993 Thanksgiving classic Son In Law, starring Pauly Shore! Was this film better than Encino Man? Listen and find out, as we take on our second film in the Pauly Shore Cannon. Rotten of Fermented? Give us a listen to find out what we think. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Eat a bunch, be safe, and go eff yourselves!!!
Mon, November 16, 2020
Big Men vs. Clasper The Friendly Ghost
Bobby, Mika, Griff, Eric, and Drew are all here to take on the wacky world of professional wrestling! How long have you watched? Who was your favorite wrestler? Who would win in a fight between The Mighty Ducks, Street Sharks, Gargoyles, and TMNT? What would your fantasy Survivor Series team look like? Lastly we build our Mt. Rushmore of wrestling Big Men! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!!
Mon, November 09, 2020
2 Holes 1 Stroke
Hey... something important happen this week? The Rik had one of his best weeks ever, and he's here to tell us about it! Bobby, Griff, and Mika join Rik recounting his amazing week of Nascar, football, donuts, and sex robots! We talk about Alton brown's tremendous Twitter break down! Then, we go over a history of polls and elections that were trolled by the best! Finally, Bobby introduces a new game like golf, where our players need to land their shot closest to the year of a thanksgiving movie release! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!!!
Sat, October 31, 2020
Fermented Fruit 7: Urban Legend
Happy Halloween! Bobby, Griff, Mika, and Drew put a few spooky cocktails back, and review the 1998 R Rated slasher Urban Legend. Can young Jared Leto be enough to save us from creepy Joshua Jackson? How many red herrings can there possibly be in a movie!? Why do we not feel bad about any of the kids being murdered? Join us as we answer these questions and let you know if this movie truly is rotten or just fermented!
Tue, October 27, 2020
TikTokOWeen
Bobby, Griff, Eric, and Mika talk everything Halloween. Favorite candy, Trick or treating memories, favorite costumes, and some halloween movies you should all watch. Then Bobby and Mika get on their soap boxes to talk Tik Tok... Bobby is not a fan. Finally, Griff has made another round of The Eff You Say? Spooky Edition! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!!
Mon, October 19, 2020
Son of a Witch
Bobby, Griff, Rik, and Mika are back, and ready to entertain! The boys try to even the playing field with Eric by eating Dunkin's new Ghost Pepper Donut. Then we play a brand new game Griff created called The Eff You Say!? Where we try to guess the movie title from a synopsis that's been dragged through multiple google translate trips. Finally we put together our Mt. Rushmore of movie witches! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!!!
Mon, October 12, 2020
Fire In The Hole
EPISODE 30!!!! Bobby, Griff, Eric, and Mika play a game of, Is This a Real Video Game Title? Then, they dive head first into a list of video games that have driven them crazy in the past. Finally we celebrate hitting 30 episodes with Eric paying up on a bet, and eating a ghost pepper whole! You don't want to miss this!!! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!
Mon, October 05, 2020
Fallin' Down the Cameo Hole
Bobby, Griff, Eric, and Mika weigh in on The Masked Singer. Who's been revealed? Did we know who it was? Why can't Ken Jeong be in more shows!? After we squeeze that topic dry, we end up falling down the giant chasm that is CAMEO possibilities. Should we pay $500 for one of our favorite comedians to come on? Who else is on this site!? What do they cost!? After they crawl out of that hole, they talk next gen gaming, and the Bethesda purchase. Come on in, and get Effin' Cultured!!!
Mon, September 28, 2020
Fermented Fruit 6: Hell Baby
What happens when Reno 911!, The State, and The League all smash together in the name of a catholic demonology parody!? Hell BABY! That's what! Bobby, Griff, Rik, and Mika all get nice and toasty, review this 2013 horror comedy film, and try to decide if it is rotten, or fermented. Come on in, and get yourself effin cultured!
Tue, September 22, 2020
Like Space Jam, but with Disney... and football
Bobby, Griff, Mika, and Kristin discuss the timeless feud between pumpkin and apple for fall foods. Then, they plan out the GREATEST Fall Fair to end all fairs. Finally, they take on the task of drafting a real fantasy football team. A team of Disney players to conquer a team of aliens a la space jam rules!!! Come on in and get yourself effin' cultured!
Mon, September 14, 2020
#NotSponsored
Bobby, Griff, Mika, and Eric talk about the newly formed Effin' Fantasy football league. How did the non football fans do with the draft? What are our team names? Then we tackle bingeing tv shows, and whether we can handle companies going back to a weekly release schedule. Lastly we learn about some amazing foreign insults that put douche bag to shame! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!!
Tue, September 08, 2020
The Rickening
RIK IS BACK! Rik has notes and he lets Bobby, Griff, an Mika have it! The chaotic ramblings of a mad man! Come on in, and listen to Rik destroy the last 8 episodes. You know it all ends with you getting a little more Effin' Cultured!
Mon, August 31, 2020
Donald Cuck: The Dirty Mouse House
Bobby, Griff, Mika, and new comer Kristin all need to wash their mouth out with soap after this one. It's a whole lotta dirty talk about the house of mouse! Which Disney sex tape do you want to see? Which dwarf would be best in bed? Excited for the new splash mountain!? Then we tackle a heavy hitting Mt. Rushmore with Disney Sidekicks! Come on in to have a good time and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Mon, August 24, 2020
Her Fandome game is strong!
Bobby, Griff, Josh, and Mika talk about DC FANDOME, and how they knocked it outta the park. Then they talk about how terrible Nickelback's cover of Devil Went Down to Georgia, and play a game of 'Who can't make a tribute to this artist!" Finally we get to another round of PITCH BITCH where Josh, Bobby, and Mika received titles from Griff and turned them into a pitch for Horror movies! Come on in and get Effin' Cultured!
Mon, August 17, 2020
Ahegao! Warm Cherry Pie
Bobby is very confused by a Japanese porn face and needs to talk about it! Joined by Griff, Caliente, and Mika, he tries to understand what this O face is!!!! After an insightful conversation, the gang tackles Battle Royale video games and then have a fight to the death over the Mt. Rushmore of video game weapons.... none of you will be happy with it! Come on in, and get Effin' Cultured!!!!
Sat, August 08, 2020
Fermented Fruit 5: Drop Dead Fred
Bobby, Griff, Chris, and Laura get quite toasty and take on the 1991 cult classic Drop Dead Fred. Does Fred deserve the 9% Rotten Tomatoes has bestowed upon him, or is the audience score of 77% where this movie lies? Give us a listen and find out what we thought! There's nothing better than having some drinks, watching some questionable movies, and getting yourself Effin' Cultured!!!!
Tue, August 04, 2020
Come on Down! You're the Next Listener to Effin' Cultured!
Josh, Griff, Eric, and Bobby talk to our listeners across the pond. We find out if Josh is a 90 or 10 percenter, talk about Sky Sharks, surprise album releases, The Santa Clause, what happens for Gaston after Beauty and the Beast, and our Mt. Rushmore of TV catchphrases! We need your help listeners! Help us pick our fourth spot in this weeks Mt. Rushmore, we were split!!! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!
Mon, July 27, 2020
B-nell 211 Home of Drunk Disasters, and Dreams!
Bobby, Eric, Griff, and the old college roomie JOSH are on the podcast this week talking about the pandemic, college craziness, a little philosophical talk about reincarnation, and then we put together our Mt. Rushmore of college multiplayer video games. The finale is a big secret that Eric has kept from Josh for over 13 years finally coming to light, you're not going to want to miss this one! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!
Sun, July 19, 2020
Fermented Fruit 4: Ready to Rumble
The boys get loaded and watch the 2000 WCW killer, Ready to Rumble. This is an hour long wrestling match trying to find something that redeems this movie... Come on in and listen to us dismantle this bad boy and put it in the Texas Cloverleaf until it taps the eff out! Let's get Effin' Cultured, shall we?
Mon, July 13, 2020
Dadcast 2: A New Baby Watch!
Bobby and his guest break the big news of a new baby watch! Then they get to talk about the trouble with names, the trouble with pushy family members, baptism, circumcision, how to protect your child if they happen to be gay, and much, much more. It is a smorgasbord of Daddy advice and musings. It ran a little long, but it was way worth it! Come on in and hear a conversation from the heart!
Mon, July 06, 2020
Doesn't Taste Like Cherry
Bobby, Eric, Griff and new comer CALIENTE! (Jon) talk about the return of Clone High and Beavis and Butthead, and which cancelled shows they would like to see back. Then there's a conversation about the video games that everyone loves, but we couldn't care less about, and we finish it all up with our Mt. Rushmore of elementary school lunch box snacks! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Tue, June 30, 2020
Dadcast 1: The story of Teddy and some fatherly advice
The Rik child is coming! The Rik child is coming! Our host Bobby decided there should be a place where men could talk about their side of the birthing and pregnancy process, and thus Dadcast is born! In the first episode Bobby recounts the tale of his little guy being born. Starting with troubles getting pregnant all the way to Teddy's triumphant entrance into this world. Men should be able to have a resource like this, something to pull back the curtain of mystery on the whole process. After Bobby tells his story he gives Rik some advice on newborns and being a new dad. So come on in and learn a thing or two from something that really doesn't get talked about a lot, and get ready for Dadcast 2 in a few weeks, when Rik can share his, Kayla's, and little Hailey's story!
Sat, June 27, 2020
Fermented Fruit 3: Batman Forever
WOW! Bobby, Rik, Griff, and Brooks get very, VERY, drunk and talk about 1995's Batman Forever! Jow is the Designated Driver in this trip through Schumacher's madness! We rip into Batman, Robin, Riddler, Two Face, all the neon lights, the terrible script, the awful effects, and come out at the end trying to figure out if this movie truly is rotten, or like a fine wine, fermented! Come on in and get Effin' Cultured!
Thu, June 25, 2020
Danny Tanner is Effin White Bread
It's a Full House today! Bobby, Rik, Eric, Griff, and Jow all discuss some 90's "gems"? We read from our senior year books and talk a little high school drama, and then dive face first into our Mt. Rushmore of TV fathers! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Sat, June 20, 2020
Fermented Fruit 2: Can't Hardly Wait
Bobby, Rik, Griff, and Eric get wasted and talk about the 1998 high school comedy Can't Hardly Wait. The guys along with their DD Carleigh discuss the 90's tropes hit in the movie,the best bits, the troubling aging of some of the dialogue, and all of our other favorite parts! Why won't Eric shut up about Marin Lawrence? Will you sign our yearbook!? Will our hosts come to the conclusion that this movie deserves to be rated rotten, or is it like a fine wine and just... fermented? Come on in and find out, it's an Effin' good time!
Mon, June 15, 2020
ALRIGHT! Alright... Sonic... dammit
Bobby, Eric, Rik, and Griff are back with a new episode this week! We talk a little quarantine, we go off a little on confederate flags and talk nascar's new rules against them. Then a baby watch update with Rick, and a whole bunch of video game talk! Then we tackle our Mt. Rushmore of video game protagonists. Come on in, and have an Effin' good time!!!!
Mon, June 08, 2020
Effin' Archives: Episode 1 An Open Letter to Empire Readers 6/20/2014
Welcome to the Effin Archives! We are going back 6 years to the first ever episode of the first rendition of this podcast! Bobby, Jow, and Eric talk about Empire Magazines list of the top 100 films and then we get really weird in the second half. Give it a listen, and find out why Bobby avoids box springs now (hint: sexual injuries are always good stories)! We will be back with new content next week, but for now lets peek back to skinny Bobby before kids and real responsibility!!! Go Eff Yourselves!
Mon, June 01, 2020
The Eccentric Manner of Speech
Bobby and friends talk a bit about Nascar, Wrestling, baby making, and then dive head first into another epic game of Pitch Bitch! Listen as Griff, Rik, and Eric pitch their brand new TV shows and tell us what happens on their 100th episode!!! Come on in and get yourself effin' educated!
Thu, May 28, 2020
People in Dog Houses Shouldn't Throw Bones
Bobby, Rik, Jow, and Griff are all recuperating after their first Fermented Fruit. In This episode they play a game of pitch this movie, they also get into a very sexy game of Would You Rather! All this and more, so come on in and and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Sun, May 24, 2020
Fermented Fruit 1: Encino Man
Bobby, Car, The Rik, Griff, and Andy drunkenly take on this early 90's gem! Does it deserve to be rotten or has it fermented like a fine wine? Was Pauly Shore as bad as everyone says? Did he deserve the razzie that year? What the eff does wheezin' the juice mean!? All that and more in this, the first episode, of Fermented Fruit!!!!! Come on in and have an effin good time!
Mon, May 18, 2020
Just a moment! This is an orgy!
Bobby, Jow,Rik, and Griff talk a little bit about anime, Animal Crossing, a little too much about scream and movies... Then we get into the craziness of a legend we just lost, Little Richard! Orgys and shit in a box... you don't want to miss this! We end the episode with our Mt. Rushmore of song covers! So, come on in and effin' culture yourselves!!!!!!
Mon, May 11, 2020
A Satchel Full of Dick Ticks
Bobby, Eric, Griff, and The Rik tackle socks, dick ticks, Bobby's embarrassing virginity story, timing sex with songs, and much, much, more! They also build their Mount Rushmore of Nickelodeon cartoon characters! Come on in, and get Effin' Cultured!!!
Mon, May 04, 2020
Sausage, Egg, and Cheese Macguffins
Bobby, Jow, Rick, and Griff talk their Mt. Rushmore's of movie macguffins. They also give out some oops Oscars to people who should have won, but didn't. Come on in, and have an effin' good time!
Mon, April 27, 2020
Oh, Do you Have a Story Now? Hollywood Nudes!
Bobby, Jow, The Rik, and Griff talk about the Rona quarantine, Animal Crossing, Digital movie releases and more! They finish it off with their Mount Rushmore of hollywood nude scenes! Join us, and get a little more Effin Cultured!
Mon, April 13, 2020
Effin' Sequels and Holy HJs
Bobby, The Rik, and Jow talk about quarantine, some pop culture news, and then tackle the topic of sequels! Are you excited for any upcoming sequels? What are the worst sequels? Finally, WHAT is on your movie sequel Mt. Rushmore! A social distancing special by some guys that are ... special.
Sat, April 04, 2020
Effin Cultured 1: Freakin Limp Bizkit!?
Welcome to Effin Cultured! This is our first venture out with the new version of this podcast. Bobby and a bunch of his friends including The Rik, Shane, Ashlee, and Kayla talk about 90's rock, concerts, and just basically scream at passerbys during an epic pregame before a Hootie and the Blowfish concert
Trailer · Fri, April 03, 2020
Effin' Cultured (Trailer)
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