S9 E2 · Tue, February 18, 2025

Season 9 Ep 2: Planes, trains, Lyfts, and a bus: there and back again downhill fast style

This episode starts off with some modification to the workout challenge due to Tamara having an ear infection in both ears. Rheannon is crushing it, while Tamara is struggling being sick. Tamara does a run down of the difference of the book and movie of Wicked. Additionally, a small rabbit hole around the history of the movie The Wizard of Oz. Tamara waited to watch Wicked until after she saw the play on Broadway. She took a train from Boston to spend 10 hours in New York City to see specifically Mary Kate Morrissey. There was also a trip to a museum and Stardust Diner, but the big excitement for the trip was to see Wicked. From the end of the play there was only 59 minutes before Tamara's flight back to Boston finished boarding. Would she make it? Or does the trip go downhill fast? Not to mention the night skiing or the trip to Vegas. 

S9 E3 · Mon, February 10, 2025

Season 9 Ep.3 Travel Chaos, Hotel Madness, and Spicy Book Club Tales

In this week’s Downhill Fast , Tamara and Rheannon reunite for a live, in-person episode! Tamara’s journey to get to Rheannon was one for the books  from forgetting her wallet to battling the elements, it was anything but smooth sailing. Meanwhile, Rheannon shares updates on the ski trip hotel stay (yes, Tamara eventually made it there… 24 hours later). But the real plot twist? Tamara’s book club discussion took a turn for the spicy ! 😏 Tune in for all the chaos, travel misadventures, and unexpected book club revelations.

S9 E1 · Tue, February 04, 2025

Season 9 Ep 1: Sickness, East Coast, Helicopters, and Nightbitch

In this hilarious installment of Downhill Fast , Rheannon and Tamara cover it all from Tamara’s globe-trotting ambitions (despite recovering from an epic sick streak) to Rheannon’s dubious stance on fancy water bottles (her wife is not happy). Rheannon shares her ski weekend antics, complete with rescue toboggans and family misadventures, while Tamara spills stories about her parents’ helicopter-centered romance (accidents included!). They also dish on trust-breaking movie picks like Nightbitch and questionable TV shows like Midnight Mass . Add in a dash of name-amnesia (hello, “Mrs. Stark”?), and you’ve got a jam-packed episode guaranteed to go downhill fast in the best way possible.

S8 E32 · Tue, January 07, 2025

Season 8 Ep 32: Attempts of a Magical Christmas and a Great British Bake Off Challenge

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara opening some wine and Rheannon get's into her attempt at a magical Christmas. Is it possible to be sick two year's in a row for Christmas? It absolutely is. It goes epically downhill fast and it brings down the whole house. A very happy toddler with a piece of pizza went into the truck, but things change on a dime when a Costco cup is not enough to catch the puke. Two car seats were taken out of commission before all was said and done. Tamara had mixed success with shopping online, but had the most fun with a 22 minute shopping trip for last minute Christmas Eve shopping. After having days of leftovers Tamara made her own chopped challenge to repurpose leftovers. Additionally, she had her own technical baking challenge when she wanted to make her Mom's homemade frosting, but her Mom doesn't have a recipe. It was all by measuring by eye and looking at it the sheen of the frosting. Tamara had a lot of fun and her Mom thought she was taking it a little too seriously. Season eight comes to a close with terms agreed to for a new podcast challenge for the new year that will likely go downhill fast. 

S8 E31 · Tue, December 17, 2024

Season 8 Ep 31: Santa Stranger Danger and Spa Treatements

This week's episode kicks off with a spa comparison. Rheannon got out of a sauna bag to come podcast while Tamara visited a spa the day before for four hours. Rheannon has a lot of concerns, but Tamara was unbothered. While trying to be healthy Tamara accidentally ordered the wrong drink. What she thought was juice was a red vinegar blueberry tea. Rheannon wasn't sure what to expect taking her daughters to Santa, but she was not prepared for the stranger danger that her toddler would experience. Santa was doing his best to win over both kids, but it goes downhill fast. Let's just say between the tears and the side eye it was one hell of a photo. 

S8 E30 · Tue, December 10, 2024

Season 8 Ep 30: New member of the family and a new couch!

This episode kicks off with Tamara sharing the adventure that was bringing her new couch home. The U-haul was an unplanned expense, and it went downhill from there. Rheannon got a phone call for some venting, but then she took the side of Tamara's Mom. Tamara did repay her folks by helping put up Christmas lights. Rheannon thought the 30 year old ladder was very questionable. Rheannon is getting ready for annual viewing of Happiest Season. Tamara has some other holiday rom-coms recommendations that feature a queer love story. After watching 20+ movies in November Tamara has some good movies to watch and some movies to skip. Then we get to the very exciting life update of Rheannon's second baby has been born. It was all fun and games until the nursing staff takes away your water, and then it means baby is coming that day. Both Moms and both kids are doing well and adjusting to life as a family of four. Rheannon has settled in and found a new use for a nerf gun, as the journey continues of trying to train the cats to staff off the counter. The projects continue as Rheannon is building a GIANT play structure. This is an extra long episode, that does go downhill fast. 

S8 E29 · Tue, December 03, 2024

Season 8 Ep 29: Victory Root Beer and a good looking nerd

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded before the US election, so we were predicting the election before the election results were in.  This episode kicks off with Tamara enjoying a victory Root Beer for her preceived Fantasy Football win. The game was not over, but Tamara likes living on the edge of heckling before the game is over and the true winner is known 100%. Rheannon wanted to know if Tamara has a crush on Steve Kornacki. She loves the stats and this era that we live in that appreciates a nerd. Rheannon is currently losing to Tamara in Fantasy Football. Let the heckling begin. Tamara does make the mistake of siding against Rheannon on how late Thanksgiving is this year, but she is also going rouge and putting up her Christmas tree ASAP. Tamara wants to win a prize for reading Rheannon's mind to guess what actor she is talking about. Spoiler alerts if you have not finish Agatha All Along. Rheannon didn't love it, and to no one's surprise Tamara really liked it. Rheannon is raising a very independent left handed baby. Tamara had a lot of fun being the fun aunt and saying yes to everything the baby asked for. The pod wraps up with some stress at the end of Monday night football. Rheannon hoping for extra time, while Tamara wants the game to end to cement her victory. It definitely goes downhill fast. 

S8 E28 · Wed, November 27, 2024

Season 8 Ep. 28: Fantasy Football Interviews

🎙️ Special guest alert! Rheannon and Tamara are back, and this time they’re bringing on family and friends from their fantasy football league for some fun interviews. Expect laughs, randomness, and a whole lot of banter in this week’s episode of Downhill Fast Pod —Season 8, Episode 28. Don’t miss it! 🙌 #DownhillFastPod #PodcastLife #FantasyFootballFun #Season8Episode28 🎧

S8 E27 · Wed, October 16, 2024

Season 8 Ep 27: Cute swimsuits, bittersweet concert, and one day home decorations

Tamara was living her best life in cute swimsuit and hot tub life. Winning Fantasy Football this week for Tamara came down to one last receiver needing 22 points on Monday Night Football. It was very stressful, but Tamara pulled out the win. Tamara shares how great it was to see her favorite band in concert. Even if it was bittersweet that the Band Joseph was going from a trio down to a duo. It will always be Tamara's favorite bad, but it did feel like an end of an era. Rheannon started a project to put up permanent holiday lights, that might have needed a giant ladder. Rheannon is afraid of heights, so she did have to call in some backup to climb the ladder for her. The remodel extended to the kitchen and one of her daughters favorite toys. It is important to be a positive role model for your daughter, and that extends to a new idea for a project that will help the kids grow into strong independent women. It might involve learning to drive stick shift and how to repair your own car. Even if the project goes downhill fast there will be a lot of learning and laughter along the way. 

S8 E26 · Tue, October 08, 2024

Season 8 Ep 26: 300 nerf darts and bow and arrows. What could go wrong?

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara unboxing of her first ever TikTok purchase. The unbox perhaps wasn't the most exiting, but Tamara is very exciting for her new foot massager. Tamara continued her activities by trying two new "healthy" drinks. One was a green juice and one was a water. What could possibly go wrong. Tamara had a great time visiting the zoo with family. Rheannon's baby has learned a new party trick. She is climbing to new heights! You give a baby a tower to climb on, and she just might want to climb on everything. Rheannon had a fun night with fam cooking soup dumplings and cookies. The cookies were a hybrid of chocolate chip cookies and sugar cookies. Rheannon is struggling to sneak snacks in her own house, because the baby wants comes running wanting a snack. Rheannon tried to send her niece home with a bow and arrow. Her sister wasn't having any of it. All bows and arrows need to stay now at the fun aunts house. Rheannon is still on the hunt for more bows. She is raising a bunch of Katniss Everdeens. Rheannon is trying to trade a bounce house for nerf funs. What could go wrong? It will 100% go downhill fast. 

S8 E25 · Mon, September 30, 2024

Season 8 Ep 25: Fantasy Football Show Down and Secret Surprises

This week Tamara is still struggling with the Fantasy Football. Her tactic of picking players just because she likes them isn't working. Also, she doesn't have the patience to keep players after one bad week. Rheannon didn't celebrate until the week was finally over, because she learned her lesson from last week. Tamara was very frustrated to watch a football game, that she had already listened to on the radio. However, she got out voted and thus ended her birthday week by not being able to pick the movie. Rheannon was right about using movers to move and hot tubs are great! Tamara is slowly getting moved in to her new apartment and loving it. Rheannon is struggling with entertaining the baby while she cooks dinner. It is the new cooking challenge to open tiny packages as quick as possible to cook while the toddler is watching. Rheannon had a great anniversary. Tamara did her best to help Rheannon plan a surprise. If you listen to this episode you are now part of the secret keeping. What could possibly go wrong, this episode goes downhill fast! 

S8 E24 · Tue, September 17, 2024

Season 8 Ep.24 Fantasy Football Panic, Movie Thrillers, and Llama Drama

In this hilarious episode of Downhill Fast , Tamara and Rheannon start off with some classic fantasy football anxiety as people scramble to log in and pick their players last minute. Our hosts then dive into movie reviews, covering everything from Longless to trap thrillers—just in time for spooky season! Rheannon tops it off with a family story from the 4H fair, where her child wasn’t too impressed with a llama named Cinnamon Toast. Tune in for all this and much more on this week’s episode of Downhill Fast !

S8 E23 · Sat, August 31, 2024

Season 8 Ep.23: Fantasy Footaball, Subscription Underwear, Motherhood Drama

In this fashionably late episode of Downhill Fast, the co-hosts dive into the world of fantasy football, joining the fun with friends and listeners. Rheannon shares an update on her wardrobe subscription, especially the unpredictable mail-order undergarments—neon colors and dollar sign patterns included—that her wife isn’t exactly thrilled about. It’s always a surprise with these patterns! Tamara keeps the laughs coming with her family stories and even offers some godmotherly advice to Rheannon, who’s navigating her own motherhood drama. Tune in for this and so much more on this week’s episode of Downhill Fast!

S8 E22 · Tue, August 13, 2024

Season 8 Ep 22: Clowns, fishing, and then fantasy football...

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara's downhill fast story from a concert. The opener was the rock start Joan Jett and the headliner was the amazing Alanis Morissette. Although the concert was amazing, and there wasn't any actual rain Tamara did manage to lose her debit card at the concert. Unclear how, but lucky for her a nice human found it and turned it in. Rheannon had an epic weekend of cleaning out equipment and selling off stuff. Tamara really appreciated a text getting ordering a dresser, that wasn't meant for her, but she enjoyed being included. Tamara's awesome weekend also included some epic pickle ball with friends. She didn't win, but she had fun Rheannon is now out of cast and ready for a pickle ball challenge. Next challenge will also include Fantasy Football. We might be in it mostly for the fun of smack talk. No matter who wins, it will go downhill fast. 

S8 E21 · Wed, August 07, 2024

Season 8 Ep. 21: Ghosts, TVs, and River Adventures

In this week’s episode of Downhill Fast , Tamara makes a grand entrance by arriving fashionably late—45 minutes to be exact! Rheannon was almost convinced she’d choked on a chip, but Tamara made it just in time to share her epic tales. Tamara recounts the adventure of procuring a TV, complete with Rheannon’s witty banter. Could there be a ghost in Tamara’s apartment? Tune in to find out! Meanwhile, things got lively at Fred Meyer, and Rheannon had a blast kayaking and fishing on the river. Tamara also shares her movie night experience and her thoughts on the latest flick. All this and more on this week’s episode of Downhill Fast !

S8 E20 · Tue, July 30, 2024

Season 8 Ep 20: Tamara’s European Escapades: Exotic Eats and Hilarious Tales

In this episode of Downhill Fast, Tamara is back from her trip to Europe! Hear all about the places she visited and the exotic dishes she tried. While Rheannon has stories to share, this episode is all about Tamara and her globe-trotting adventures. Join us for all the hilarious banter and exciting tales from our hosts.

S8 E19 · Sat, June 29, 2024

Season 8 Ep. 19: Moving, Arcades, and Mischievous Pets!

The moving saga continues as Tamara discusses her latest endeavors. Rheannon hilariously recounts how she triumphed over Tamara at the clown game in the arcade. Tamara may have misled Rheannon and Cinnamon with a questionable movie choice. Rheannon also shares the woes of dealing with a mischievous fur baby and the ensuing chaos. Listen to these stories and much more on this new episode of Downhill Fast !

S8 E18 · Wed, June 19, 2024

Season 8 Ep. 18: Moving Mishaps and Nail Salon Shenanigans

In this hilarious episode of Downhill Fast , Tamara shares the chaos of moving from her current apartment to her new place. Rheannon recounts their side-splitting visit to the nail salon,  that left her feeling like a tumbleweed in a western. From moving misadventures to nail salon hilarity, you won’t want to miss this episode packed with laughs and unforgettable moments.

S8 E17 · Fri, June 07, 2024

Season 8 Ep 17: Roadtrip Debacle, Speed Game, and In person challenge

In this episode of Downhill Fast, Tamara and Rheannon bring you another fun-filled in-person live show! Rheannon shares her recent road trip to Seattle with her wife, including the hilarious moment when Cinnamon screamed “vermin!” at a deer—an experience ripe for marriage counseling. Tamara talks about her own adventures and introduces a speedy game. The highlight? An in-person challenge between Rheannon and Tamara that will leave you laughing hard and pondering the outcomes. Tune in for this unforgettable episode of Downhill Fast.

S8 E16 · Tue, May 28, 2024

Season 8 Ep. 16: Reunion and Revelations-Live Podcast insanity with Tamara and Rheannon

In this lively episode of Downhill Fast , Tamara and Rheannon podcast live together! They share the joy of reuniting in person, catching up on family events, and sharing adventures. The conversation takes a fun twist as they debate who has the softer skin. Tamara earns the title of "dish fairy" by impressively handling all of Rheannon’s dishes, showcasing her guest skills. Tune in for these stories and more on this engaging live episode of Downhill Fast .

S8 E15 · Tue, April 30, 2024

Season 8 Ep 15: Bathtub installation, Bio Fluids, Piñata, Dead Poets?

In Season 8, Episode 15 of "Downhill Fast," join Tamara and Rheannon for another round of laughter-packed antics! This week, they wrestle with the ups and downs of bathtub installations, explore the enigmatic world of mysterious bodily fluids, and gear up for the impending chaos of a piñata at Rheannon's child's upcoming first birthday—will it be a smash hit or just a smashing mess? Plus, they debate whether Taylor Swift’s new album is a lyrical triumph or just torture for the ears. Tune in to "Downhill Fast" for your weekly dose of hilarity!

S8 E14 · Tue, April 16, 2024

Season 8 Ep 14: Fancy drinks in Portland and Pantry Hamsters

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara recovering both from a sore back and a very spicy dinner in Portland. A fun evening in Portland included dinner and drinks, and Tamara did her best to keep up with ordering a fancy drink. Dinner and drinks were very good, but surprisingly spicy. Rheannon's house hold is struggling with another round of colds. Kids are very fun except for when they are sick and sharing their illnesses. Tamara was shocked to be pranked by her Spotify DJ. Rheannon makes Tamara describe a photo that they got in a group text. Let's just say it goes downhill fast. 

S8 E13 · Tue, April 02, 2024

Season 8 Ep 13: IKEA adventures, movie marathons, and memorizing baby books

This weeks episode kicks off with Tamara's adventure at IKEA. She was very happy to buy some new lights, but things got off track and she ended up having a few more things jump into her cart. She is still very happy with all of her purchases. Rheannon is concerned about Tamara's choice of movies for a movie marathon. Tamara struggles to talk Rheannon into her television recommendation. Reading books to a baby can be challenging when they want to turn the pages at her own speed. The trick is to simply memorize the book to read the page whether Rheannon can see it or not. Rheannon is very excited for her next baking adventure. Baking birthday cakes and raising the bar every year. The baby gate is creating the perfect storm. Animals trying to jump the baby gate while not being able to see over the gate. Will a dog jump on a cat or a baby, it is anyone's guess. It just might go downhill fast will a small collision. 

S8 E12 · Sat, March 30, 2024

Season 8 Ep 12: Homemade Blaire Witch Project and the never ending cold

This week's episode kicks off with minor tech support. Tamara was thoroughly entertained by a facetime mini Blaire Witch Project. It was like being in the movie only if it was a comedy and your best friend was running through their own house. It is amazing what a shaking camera and a dark interior can accommodate.  Last week Tamara was struggling getting over the cold that she got from staying with Rheannon. The cold started with the baby and then made it's rounds through everyone else. Tamara did have the best time dog sitting. It was the perfect pup to dog sit for her. Rheannon was very successful in her end table construction. She inspired Tamara to finally put together her end table. There were some left over pieces though, so it might go down hill fast. 

S8 E11 · Sun, March 17, 2024

Season 8 Ep.11 - Crushes, True Detective Disappointments, & Fairy Godmother Wonders

In this hilariously uncensored episode of Downhill Fast, Rheannon hilariously claps back at her wife's oddball infatuation with Tom Cruise's Lestat from 1994, sharing her mix of horror and bizarre agreement. Amid the chaos, Tamara weaves through the madness, uncovering the underlying truths and helping Rheannon see her own blend of masculinity and enviable hair game. A fiery "eff you" flies from Rheannon towards Tamara over the disappointment that was the latest season of True Detective - a sentiment both she and her wife painfully share. Tamara, ever the innovator, dreams up a trigger warning app for films, aiming to prep viewers for what's ahead - think of it as a modern-day movie Rolodex. Stepping into her role as a fairy godmother, Tamara cherishes moments with her new goddaughter, Rheannon's daughter, bringing a touch of magic to their lives. The duo also dives into a raucous debate over movie sex positions, concluding that the missionary position reigns supreme for its on-screen intimacy and angles. Tamara shares a fan's hilariously biblical query - is there a Mrs. Goofy out there? Meanwhile, Rheannon shines a spotlight on Ms. Rachel, hoping she stays clear of any scandals. All this and a barrel of laughs in this weekend's episode of Downhill Fast!

S8 E10 · Thu, February 29, 2024

Season 8 Ep.10: Special Guest,Vampires, Voyages, and Vintage Crushes

"🎙️💣 'Downhill Fast' goes wild! 💣🎙️ Rheannon's MIA, so Theresa & Tamara wreak havoc with cheeky challenges and a space odyssey in 'Project Hail Mary.' 🚀 Plus, Theresa confesses her crush on Tom Cruise a la Vampire - swoon-worthy hair included! 🧛‍♂️✨ Missing this episode? You'd miss more laughs and thrills than your heart can handle. 🔥 #TandTDynamite #MustListen #OscarObsessed"

S8 E9 · Thu, February 22, 2024

Season 8 Ep 9: Stressed out super bowl and the saga of watching best Oscar films

In this riot of an episode, Tamara dives headfirst (and wrist-first, unfortunately) into the saga of her latest athletic misadventure. Picture this: a tale of bravery, folly, and a wrist that's seen better days. Rheannon, ever the sage, swoops in with remedies that sound more like ancient witchcraft than actual medical advice. Tamara, in her infinite wisdom, tries to dodge these mystical cures, forgetting that Rheannon is practically a wizard in a lab coat. Then, we slide into a post-Super Bowl world where the snack bowls were as empty as the promises of healthy eating everyone made. The group chat's stress levels were higher than the scores, with Tamara possibly setting a new record for most emojis sent in a state of panic. As if that's not enough, Rheannon's on a quest to revolutionize sleep in her household, introducing a schedule that's met with enthusiasm ranging from "meh" to "you've got to be kidding me." It's like herding cats, if the cats were insomniacs with a Netflix addiction. And because we're gluttons for punishment, Tamara trudges through her reviews of Oscar-nominated films, where Rheannon's tolerance for chase scenes is tested. Spoiler alert: it doesn't take much. One car chase, and it's all tumbling downhill faster than you can say "cut!" Just like this episode, which might just be our wildest ride yet. Buckle up, folks—it's going to be a bumpy, hilarious descent!

S8 E8 · Thu, February 08, 2024

Season 8 Ep.8: Ski Struggles, Strange Noises, and Tax Season

Hold onto your  W2s and 1040s, folks! Downhill Fast is back with another episode that'll have you laughing harder than trying to understand the Federal Tax Codes. In this week's episode of chaos, Tamara spills the beans on her potential new flame – will sparks fly or will she just be swiping left? Rheannon, our trusty wing woman, reveals her unique method of suitor evaluation: flyfishing skills! Because who needs a personality when you can catch a  fish, right? Hold onto your kettle balls as the hosts update us on their workout challenge woes. Spoiler alert: keeping each other on their toes is proving to be difficult.  Tamara also shares the spine-chilling tale of strange noises in her apartment – luckily, it wasn't the sound of her impending doom. Phew! But wait, there's more! Ski weekend stories take an unexpected turn when the hosts realize the snow is MIA. Is it still considered skiing if there's no snow? Tamara updates us  with tales of her epic family trip and a visit to the last Blockbusters store – yes, they still exist! Tune in for a laughter-filled episode of Downhill Fast, where dating dilemmas, workout woes, and mysterious apartment sounds collide in a downhill spiral of hilarity!

S8 E7 · Wed, January 31, 2024

Season 8 Ep 7. Parking Lot Showdowns, Bedding Dramas, and Workout Woes

Get ready to buckle up for a rollercoaster of laughs in the latest episode of Downhill Fast Pod, where our editor's pursuit of a master's degree takes "fashionably late" to a whole new level. Episode 7 dives into Rheannon's wild encounter with Idahoans in parking lots—spoiler alert: her wife's freedom remains intact. Tamara drops some hilarious wisdom on how she'd handle the situation with a smackdown masterclass. In the fitness arena, the workout challenge hits a speed bump for our dynamic duo, Rheannon and Tamara. Fear not! They're bouncing back, concocting a foolproof plan for success and dishing out consequences for the ultimate loser. And just when you thought life couldn't get crazier, Rheannon contemplates a reset on her bedding situation. Tune in for all the uproarious details and more on this week's Downhill Fast Pod—you won't want to miss the comedic chaos!

S8 E6 · Tue, January 16, 2024

Season 8 Ep 6: New Blues Harp and First Ski Weekend

This week’s episode kicks off with Tamara opening her present of a harmonic. She does try a couple of notes, but is excited to learn more. Rheannon did some research to try and set Tamara up for success. Tamara is shocked to learn Rheannon played not one but three instruments growing up. Rheannon shares that the family fought a stomach bug and lost. It made for a rough first Christmas for the baby. Tamara has some movie recommendations, but Rheannon isn’t sure about them. Rheannon did get a phone call from Tamara about how to open a sander. Although the build went smoothly and Tamara had fun working on a craft project. Rheannon had a great first ski weekend of the season. It surprising did not go nearly as downhill fast as it could have! 

S8 E5 · Sat, December 30, 2023

Season 8 Ep.5 Fizz-tastrophe, Hobbit Doors, and Kitchen Wars Holiday Extravaganza!

In this hilariously belated episode of Downhill Fast Season 8, the hosts finally roll out the podcast after recovering from a Christmas-induced time warp. Rheannon's facing a hydration crisis, rejecting the mere notion of plain water like it's a villain in a superhero movie. Meanwhile, Tamara's living her best life in a cabin by the water, blissfully unaware of Rheannon's liquid woes. Tamara takes a dip in the freezing cold water and emerges, convinced she's just survived a stint in the real-life Blue Lagoon. On the Christmas battleground, Tamara narrates an epic saga of family warfare, where kitchen territories are marked with imaginary lines, and the oven becomes the ultimate weapon. It's a culinary clash of the titans, and only one will emerge victorious in the food battle royale. Rheannon, on the other hand, embarks on a quest for the mythical "hobbit door" furniture, a piece so massive it could give Hercules a hernia. The duo reminisces about the legendary hot tub fiasco, showcasing their prowess in the art of miscalculations. As the podcast careens into spoiler territory, Tamara and Rheannon issue a comedic warning for those brave enough to join them on this spoiler-laden rollercoaster. Tune in for a sidesplitting journey through holiday mishaps, kitchen warfare, and the quest for the elusive hobbit door on Downhill Fast!

S8 E4 · Tue, December 19, 2023

Season 8 Ep 4. Christmas Ornament Ophan, Duolingo, Children of the Corn?

Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs on this week's episode of Downhill Fast! Tamara kicks things off by accusing herself of unintentionally adopting a Christmas ornament orphan several years ago. The twist? She can't remember who it originally belonged to! The big question looms: should she keep it or embark on a quest to return it after all this time? In a parallel universe of comedic chaos, Rheannon finds herself under the looming pressure of her Duolingo app, which seems to have taken on a menacing personality. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and Rheannon hilariously spills the beans on using her wife as a secret weapon to navigate the linguistic challenges. But that's not all – the hosts dive into a sidesplitting collection of stories about the pint-sized comedians in their lives, proving that when it comes to downhill moments, kids take the cake. Tune in for these laugh-out-loud tales and so much more on this week's uproarious episode. It's not just funny; it's the kind of hilarity that'll have you clutching your stomach and wondering, "Can I adopt a Christmas ornament too?"

S8 E3 · Mon, December 11, 2023

Season 8 Ep. 3 Mic Stand Mayhem, Beanie Heists, and Appliance Armageddon!

Welcome to Downhill Fast, the podcast where chaos is our co-host, and sanity is just a distant memory. In Season 8, Episode 3, Tamara graces us with her fashionably late presence because punctuality is overrated, and tardiness is an art form she has perfected. Meanwhile, Rheannon, the beanie bandit, swipes a hat from the kitchen counter faster than you can say "podcast robbery." She spills the beans on her latest outdoor shed masterpiece, complete with lofts strategically designed for marital bliss—because every relationship needs its space, even if it's just a few square feet. But hold on, Tamara's on a mission to outdo the chaos. She's rebelling against her producer with a symphony of mic stand bumps, a rebellious act that even Beethoven would envy. And speaking of accidents, Tamara's got a tale of woe involving her family and an injury that may or may not be their fault. Happy little accidents, indeed! Rheannon takes the mic for a passionate rant about her mortal enemy—appliances. She'd rather send them on a cliff-diving adventure than fix them, but luckily, her wife steps in as the superhero of appliance repair, soothing Rheannon's appliance-induced rage. However, the producer is on the brink of violence, thanks to Rheannon's blame game for a broken washer. Will she snap, or can she find a way to channel her frustration into an epic podcast plot twist? Tune in to Downhill Fast, where loyalties are tested, beanie thievery is an art, and pushing appliances off cliffs is a valid problem-solving strategy. It's downhill from here, but who said that's a bad thing?

S8 E2 · Mon, December 04, 2023

Season 8 Ep. 2 Culinary Capers, Christmas Tree Catastrophes, and Toddler Takeovers!

This week's rollercoaster ride through culinary catastrophes and festive fiascos starts with Tamara unleashing a symphony of flavors from a dinner rendezvous with a past podcast guest. Brace yourselves as she spills the beans on her Christmas tree misadventure in a mega-store that left her wallet gasping for breath. Meanwhile, Rheannon shares the epic saga of her wife's Thanksgiving dish, which took a wrong turn somewhere between the kitchen and the table. Hold on tight as the battle of the bulge recommences with a workout challenge that's more competitive than a toddler fighting for the last cookie. Who will emerge victorious this time? Place your bets and prepare for fitness feats that might just involve more laughter than lunges. As the duo delves into their Spotify Wrapped playlists for 2023, it becomes clear that Rheannon's musical taste has been hijacked by a gang of musical prodigies. The children have staged a coup, and the revolution is set to a catchy beat. But wait, there's more! Tamara grapples with an instrument dilemma that's more perplexing than trying to fold a fitted sheet. Can she conquer the strings and keys, or will her musical aspirations hit a sour note? Tune in for a wild ride filled with gastronomic gaffes, holiday horror stories, and a soundtrack that proves children might just have better taste in music than adults. It's a downhill descent into chaos on this week's uproarious episode of Downhill Fast!

S8 E1 · Thu, November 23, 2023

🎙️ Welcome to Season 8 of Downhill Fast: Where the T-Rex Costume Struggles Are Real, But the Laughs Are Even Realer! 🦖🤣

It's a Thanksgiving extravaganza as Tamara finally unveils her highly-anticipated T-Rex costume pic, and let's just say it's more like a dino-disappointment. But fear not, because Rheannon's amazing wife, our behind-the-scenes superhero, steps into the spotlight this week to tackle Tamara's movie-related queries—or at least tries to between the tangents. This episode is a rollercoaster of randomness, from workout challenges that may or may not lead to a fitness triumph (who will be crowned the ultimate champ?) to Tamara multitasking with a dinner "potpie" in the oven—spoiler alert: things got a little toasty. In the midst of all the chaos, volcanoes make a guest appearance because, you know, global activity is trending. And speaking of trends, the struggle is real when it comes to finding a show to watch. Do you spend more time scrolling through options or actually watching something? The eternal dilemma. But fear not, the dynamic duo of Rheannon and Tamara master the art of wrangling the podcast back on track, even as Tamara's dinner threatens to steal the show. And let's not forget, Rheannon's ongoing deck project is like a slow-cooked masterpiece, gradually coming together with each hammer swing and paint stroke. Get ready for laughs, questionable culinary choices, and a podcast that's more unpredictable than Tamara's T-Rex costume. Season 8 of Downhill Fast is here, and it's off to a blazing start—potpies, volcanoes, and all! 🚀🍗 #DownhillFastPod #Season8Shenanigans

S7 E32 · Mon, November 13, 2023

Season 7 Finale Ep. 32-Still NO T-Rex Costume, Frozen Homes, and Wifi at Sloth Speeds

Get ready to roll with laughter because the Season 7 finale of Downhill Fast is here! Tamara's T-Rex costume photoshoot is fashionably late, like it's on dino time. Rheannon's side of the state is experiencing a natural gas outage – winter without heat is colder than your ex's heart. Tamara's wifi is throwing it back to the dial-up days, causing more delays than a turtle in rush hour. Rheannon's marital advice: listen to your wife. She did and hit the jackpot. Brace yourselves for the next season's challenge – it's coming at you faster than Tamara's wifi on a good day. So, grab your T-Rex costumes, find a warm spot, and join the hilariously unpredictable downhill ride that is Downhill Fast – where life's a slope and laughter is the best sled!

S7 E31 · Mon, November 06, 2023

Season 7 Ep. 31: The Spooky Saga of Halloween, Sickness Survival, Buffed by Personal Trainers, and a Deck Update that Could Win an Oscar

In this week's episode of Downhill Fast, get ready for some laugh-out-loud moments as we dive into Tamara's hilarious workout fail and her failure to keep up her end of the bargain. You won't believe the epic Halloween recap where Tamara ventured back to her folks' house near a spooky forest, fearing awkward run-ins with crushes or exes.  But that's not all, folks! Rheannon shares the wild adventure of her family's harvest party, complete with an outdoor pizza oven and caramel apples. The catch? Her wife and kid were battling some epic sickness, and in the end, it took Rheannon down like a bowling pin! And brace yourselves for Tamara's personal trainer, who's all about turning leg day into a weightlifting extravaganza. We're talking dumbbells, kettlebells, and whatever else they can find to pump up those quads. And as if that's not entertaining enough, Rheannon spills the beans on her MRI tube claustrophobia, which will leave you in stitches. Lastly we get an update on the deck that Rheannon has been dedicating her heart and soul to. Tune in to this week's episode, and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter and mishaps on Downhill Fast!

S7 E30 · Mon, October 23, 2023

Season 7 Ep.30 Construction Projects, Canada, Topless Pool Party

This week kicks off with an update with construction projects. 12 hour days and Rheannon is fighting the good fight of finishing a construction project. Tamara shares some updates from her trip to Canada. Meet a lot of new folks and ate a lot of good food. Tamara also shares about her trying to be a good wing-woman for her buddy. That lead a tangent about a college trip to Vegas. Let’s just say it goes downhill fast. 

S7 E29 · Tue, October 10, 2023

Season 7 Ep.29 Workout Challenge Results, Fortune Feimster, RIP Mic Stand

This episode kicks off with Tamara being late for video games and Rheannon’s spooky lighting. Workout challenge has officially wrapped with Tamara losing. She is making plans to break the Diet Coke fast next week, and Tamara could not be more excited. Rheannon has some critique for Tamara’s mic stand. Even with her Dad’s help the mic stand is still very unstable. Rheannon has a lot of suggestions on how to fix it, and Tamara is not having any of it! Rheannon had an awesome date night going out to dinner and then saw Fortune Feimster live. Rheannon’s daughter now has a emotional support pumpkin, and there is nothing cuter than a baby and a tiny plastic pumpkin. A pumpkin actively rolling away from a baby, what else could go downhill faster! 

S7 E28 · Thu, September 28, 2023

Season 7 Ep.28 Halloween costumes, Portland Comic Con, Birthday Fishing Trip

This week kicks off with Tamara being on time for once! She wasn’t time all day, but she was on time where she could. This week’s workout challenge is finally banging on all cylinders for Tamara. Rheannon couldn’t wait any longer to tell Tamara what she will be dressing up as for Halloween. Let’s just say there will be a lot of Jurassic Park music playing, and it will be glorious. Tamara had a blast at Comic Con while Rheannon had a blast fishing. Both spent way too much money on snacks, and much like this episode it went downhill fast! 

S7 E27 · Tue, September 19, 2023

Season 7 Ep.27 Tamara’s Mic Stand, One Piece, Fantasy Football, Sturgeon Facts

This episode kicks off with Tamara having a love hate relationship with her mic stand. She tried and failed at using zip ties to attach a boom mic, and so she used almost 40 feet of rope. Rheannon does her best to answer Tamara’s question about the Netflix show One Piece. Neither is an expert, so it is a lot of speculation. Rheannon shares some fish facts, and Tamara trying to guess facts goes downhill fast. 

S7 E26 · Mon, September 11, 2023

Season 7 Ep.26 Birthday Update Pumpkin Spice, Toothbrush Bandit

This episode kicks off with a birthday update. Tamara loves cake for breakfast, and suggests it might be the best breakfast option. Tamara shares her birthday update. It was a great birthday that started early, 4:40 am, but it was a great day with family. Rheannon had a much less fun surprise when she comes home to formula spilled all over her office. Dogs are both a gift and the worst. Rheannon shares an update with house remodel and a hot tip for repurposing a tooth brush. Tamara is less on board for the hot tip and thinks it goes downhill fast! 

S7 E25 · Tue, September 05, 2023

Season 7 Ep.25 Winery Adventures, Probiotic Soda, Baby Shots

This week kicks off with Tamara explaining her slow relaxing morning. A relaxing morning enjoying for Tamara, while Rheannon had a very different morning. There was a surprise from her daughter. A shock and awe situation. Tamara was asked to keep a secret for a surprise birthday dinner and it was really hard to keep. Rheannon has found a possible fix for her cutting out sports drinks. Although a probiotic drink could lead to possible trouble if you drink too many. Let’s just say like this episode it could go downhill fast. 

S7 E24 · Mon, August 28, 2023

Season 7 Ep.24 Baby Shopping Mistakes, Challenge Woes, Anniversary Traditions and Gifts

S7 E23 · Mon, August 21, 2023

Season 7 Ep. 23 We need a 3rd, New Challenge, Aspartame, Costumes

This episode kicks off with Tamara having to get comfortable with a blanket. It is very hot outside and very cold inside. Poor Rheannon was forced to try and new Mountain Dew, which no one loved. Tamara went ham at the store and bought all the desserts. Trying to settle a debate on the pod, we really could have used a third. New terms have been settled for the new workout challenge. The stakes have been raised this time around with the winner picking the losers Halloween costume. It will definitely go downhill fast! 

S7 E22 · Mon, August 07, 2023

Season 7 Ep.22 Costco Madness, Allergies, Fridge Bandit

This week’s episode kicks off with Rheannon telling the saga that was her trip to Costco. Mistakes were made in a multitude of ways. Her sister was kind for doing her best to lead her efficiently around the giant store. Tamara’s excitement this week was allergy testing and a trip to a nearby river. Rheannon is not convinced that was the best idea, but if it does go downhill fast it will make for a good story next week. 

S7 E21 · Tue, August 01, 2023

Season 7 Ep. 21 Subaru, Baby Raccoon, Barbenheimer, Pepper Spray Sunscreen

This week's episode kicks off with a revelation that Rheannon has been enjoying a Sunday morning podcast. Tamara shares her exciting news of buying a new car. It was a roller coaster to get here, but she is loving the new car and joining the Subaru crew. After watching the new Guardian's of the Galaxy 3, Tamara is looking at raccoons a little different. She might have cried a couple times during the movie. Tamara did love the new Barbie movie, and did want to encourage Rheannon to watch it at some point. Rheannon then has a pubic safety announcement warning of the dangers of trusting spray sunscreen. Let's just say that it went downhill fast. 

S7 E20 · Tue, July 25, 2023

Season 7 Ep. 20 Blue Lagoon, Unfortunate Car Shopping, Concerts in Sweden

This episode kicks off with two Moms and a baby settling in to podcast. Tamara shares her adventures from the Blue Lagoon. She loved it and enjoyed some relaxing in between flights. It was good that she relaxed while she could because car shopping has been stressful. It is more difficult to buy a car than Tamara had anticipated.  Episode wraps up with Tamara's highlight from her trip was the Florence and the Machine concert in Sweden. Amazing concert that did end at midnight, and it was a light night getting back to Copenhagen. Amazing trip, that only went downhill fast just a little. 

S7 E19 · Mon, July 10, 2023

Season 7 Ep.19 Danger Evacuate, Bad Alarms, Sport Fight, Murder Show

Tamara kicks off the episode with one of her favorite new songs. Rheannon had a very eventful evening with an alarm that recommended evacuation of the home. It is very difficult to evacuate any place with a baby. Tamara was able to grab lunch with a buddy for lunch while she was in a random city for a softball game. She is really having a lot of fun cheering on her friend's kid yelling and getting into the game. Being back in a town that Tamara had played soccer in brought back a lot of memories. Specifically, a time that her team got in a fight with the other team. Rheannon has a lot of questions about how Tamara's car hunt is going. Tamara and Rheannon are both loving the same TV show. It is a comedy murder mystery filmed in a beautiful place. We have all the components of a great show! We will get the answer very soon of who done it, and it will for sure go downhill fast. 

S7 E18 · Sun, July 02, 2023

Season 7 Ep.18 Broadway, Birthday Flash Mob, Prima Facie fangirl

This episode kicks off with Tamara’s trip to New York City!! After a week and four plays on Broadway Tamara had the very best time. Seeing two Tony award winners did not disappoint! Tamara had an awesome time at stage door at Grey House meeting one of her favorite actresses. At Prima Facie stage door Tamara led a group of hundreds of strangers in happy birthday for the stage manager. It was a magical trip that surprising did not disappoint or go downhill fast. 

S7 E17 · Mon, June 26, 2023

Season 7 Ep.17 Hungover, Dancing Cactus, and Podcasting Baby

This week’s episode kicks off with the baby having things to say. First podcast with the baby and she hardly made a peep. Rheannon and Tamara are joined by a special guest. Tamara gets some judgement for not having a plan for her New York trip and where she is going to eat. The baby might be too young to play with the cactus toy just yet, but the adults are sure having fun with it. Much like this episode it goes downhill fast. 

S7 E15 · Wed, June 21, 2023

Season 7 Ep.16 Ciders, New York,New York, and River Kittens

New episode kicks off this in person with Tamara sharing her excitement of meeting the new baby!! Tamara squeezes in a visit to meet the baby before heading to New York City. Rheannon couldn’t decide on a cider at lunch, so somehow got talked into a flight instead of all of them.  Tamara refused to help her drink it since none of them were sweet enough.  Rheannon is a little concerned that Tamara has done absolutely no planning on where she is eating. But how downhill fast can it go? 

S7 E15 · Tue, June 13, 2023

Season 7 Ep 15: Oh No!! Mods for pizza and diagnosing a shower...

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara and Rheannon realizing they have very different struggles this week. Tamara had a hard time reading a pizza menu in a drive through window due to very small print. Rheannon was in the middle of a relaxing shower when the shower started to back up. Tamara wouldn't even know how to begin diagnosing that kind of problem. It seems especially upsetting since you are naked and covered in soap to suddenly have a job to do. Timing gets a little off with some technical difficulties. Tamara gets called on to help kill a spider at work, and she fails to kill the spider. She might not be called on again to kill a spider. Rheannon questions Tamara trying to compare spider killing to hunting. It might be a stretch, and lets just say it will go downhill fast much like this episode. 

S7 E14 · Tue, June 06, 2023

Season 7 EP 14: Day trip to Missoula and catching throw up in bare hands

This week's episode includes a special guest! Rheannon's childhood friend joins the podcast to share her historically accurate perspective. A one day trip to Missoula is a rough trip for Rheannon. There was not accurate prep or nearly enough water. Traveling with kids can be rough at times, but you can't win the real MVP of road tripping with children if you haven't caught throw up in your bare hands. Tamara found herself in an awkward discussion of best way to go about sharing a bagel. The cats in Rheannon's life are adjusting to being outside cats. Tamara was too tired to kill or escort outside a spider, so she found herself keeping an eye on a spider while she brushed her teeth. Much like this episode it goes downhill fast. 

S7 E13 · Sun, May 28, 2023

Season 7 Ep.13 Motherhood, Gooey Baby, Swaddling, and Cluster Feeding

This is the first episode back since Rheannon’s baby was born! One week in and the Moms are setting in. Baby is bringing the unpredictability and a false sense of security in setting in to a schedule. Dipper changes have been equally unpredictable. Tamara is traveling a lot this weekend for concerts, massages, and car buying.  Baby swaddling and cluster feeding is keeping Rheannon on her toes. This episode explores everything from tiny human bodies and snot suckers, let’s just say it goes downhill fast. 

S7 E12 · Thu, May 11, 2023

Season 7 Ep.12 Jelly Beans Sweats,Rough Seas, Incompatible Zodiacs

This episode has a special guest! Since it is the last episode before the baby is due we had to have both Moms on the podcast to check in on the count down to baby. Tamara and Rheannon are celebrating with jelly beans and fun drinks. Tamara is celebrating with her favorite cider. Tamara has her mind blown thinking that one day the baby might listen to the podcast. Also, knowing what the baby’s sign will be. Let’s just say this episode has a lot of tangents and goes downhill fast! 

S7 E11 · Tue, May 02, 2023

Season 7 Ep.11 Producers, Elusive Picasos, Bougie Blue Lagoons

This episode kicks off the new producer having notes. Equipment is being upgraded and it all working towards getting towards perfection. Tamara has been working way too much and is confused how people can put in 80 hour work weeks on the regular. Don't worry Tamara has one eye on her trip this summer to Europe. Weighing options for cruises and visiting Iceland makes the long days and long work weeks a little easier. Rheannon got in her last fishing trip before the baby comes. Two fish were caught and released, so the fishing season has begun. Tamara has a couple tv show recommendations for Rheannon, and one is a musical. It could go really well, or it just might go downhill fast. 

S7 E10 · Tue, April 18, 2023

Season 7 Ep 10: Tail bobs, baby murder books and long awaited light shows

This new episode kicks off with literal applause as Tamara and Rheannon play with the new sound board. There are lots of buttons and Tamara is very confused by all the buttons and all the possibilities. Diego is recovering from his trip to the vets. Although no one is getting used to his creative tail and paw shaving that was done by the vets. It was done for necessity and Charlie was not sure it was the same cat. After a fun baby shower the fun keeps going as Rheannon is working her way through the baby books. One perhaps with darker humor than you might imagine. Had a blast checking out a giant art instillation with the kids. Had to wait in line with all four nieces and nephews. It could have gone downhill fast, but the kids rallied for ice cream to be on their best behavior. 

S7 E9 · Wed, April 12, 2023

Season 7 Ep 9: Spring has sprung when you can eat outside on a patio

Rheannon has been painting for days and putting up with living in chaos.  Tamara is still not sold on the sauna bag. Rheannon cannot understand why Tamara is okay with a gym hot tub, but not okay with a personal sauna bag. Tamara completely forgets what a tanning bed is called, but luckily Rheannon is there to help. Scary movies have made Tamara nervous of tanning beds and that might be carrying over into the sauna bag. After the last skiing trip, Rheannon celebrated with a family trip to the steak joint. You know it is a good dinner when the kids are asking for a rain check on ice cream for dessert. Tamara had a great brunch with her brother and his family.  She then followed that up with lunch on a patio. Rheannon needs Tamara to get an allergy test, and she is going to laugh really hard if she isn't actually allergic to hazelnuts. In about a minute Tamara turns it into a competition with her brother. One thing we know is that it is going to go down hill fast. 

S7 E8 · Mon, March 20, 2023

Season 7 Ep 8: Adventures to view that lakeside property and snow drifts that just won't quit

Another guest on the podcast this week. Rheannon got into some shenanigans on an adventure and her wife joins the podcast to help tell that story.  Tamara is asked to weigh in on this idea of a possible lake front property.  Turns out it was an adventure to go look at this property. It was a little alarming to have the highway turn into a road then a gravel road and then a one lane dirt road. The truly alarming part though was the road still having banks of snow on either side. Unfortunately they didn't take the truck, and the car was sliding up the hill.  They didn't even get eyes on the property. Luckily they didn't get stuck, and Rheannon had to return the next day with her truck to check it out.  Tamara has fun discussing the season finale of The Last of Us. Also, Tamara is happy to report her thoughts on Cunk on Earth. TV recommendations aside this episode goes downhill fast.   

S7 E7 · Tue, March 07, 2023

Season 7 Ep 7: Jumper cables and another POV of the London trip

This week's episode welcome's another guest. We jump into a debate on snow and boots. Rheannon has an idea about what boots  Tamara gets very distracted by her computer trying to keep starting a movie. Rheannon gets the gift of not having to work out on her birthday. Yesterday there was a small misunderstanding with Tamara's car. Lucky for everyone it was a quick fix.  Tamara does her best to share the main plot points of a movie she wants Rheannon to watch. If you ever wondered what it was like to travel with Tamara to England, you can hear all about it. It is about as chaotic as you might imagine.  When traveling Tamara just wants to leave space for snacks and treasures. Rheannon is back trying to keep the cats from clawing up the new furniture. All part of the animal training for when the baby comes. Let's just say this episode goes downhill fast. 

S7 E5 · Thu, February 23, 2023

Season 7 Ep 5: PART ONE Gravel Roads, Floating Rivers with Snakes, and Running with gators

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara and Rheannon having a guest to weigh in on some important topics. The first one being the correct way to say Costco. Tamara is sad to learn that she appears to be the odd one out with the pronunciation of Costco. Although no one can convince her that she has an accent. Next up is a critique of Tamara's review of the spa. Let's just say there might have been a lot more people and a little less relaxing than Tamara might have said. Then Rheannon has a fun update of her birthday present, that she might have opened early. A new challenge has been suggested, but Rheannon is not having any of it. She want's no part of magical morning challenges.  Then we get into stories about running with gators and swimming with snakes. Rheannon shares that her dream honeymoon would have involved gators, but her wife shut that down. Gotta love an episode with a guest, and let's just say that it goes downhill fast. 

S7 E6 · Thu, February 23, 2023

Season 7 Ep 6: PART TWO stories and feedback from a friend of the podcast

This episode kicks off right where the last episode kicked off with a special guest friend of the pod. We jump in talking about fly fishing, but we quickly get distracted with why it is so hard for Tamara to say lures. Rheannon does her best to help, but Tamara only has questions on where the word comes from. Then we get on a tangent of potatoes and potatoes flower. Rheannon shares some insight on stand up, while Tamara shares her favorite poop joke from her new favorite TV show. Tamara is the odd man out, and find's herself outvoted on whether or not corduroy slippers are cool. This then launches a debate on smile faces and emoji's. Then we launch into a rundown of feedback for Tamra and Rheannon from a friend of the podcast. There is a lot of helpful feedback on how previous episodes went downhill fast. We then come up with a new dating challenge. Let's just say much like this episode it goes downhill fast. 

S7 E4 · Wed, February 08, 2023

Season 7 Ep 4: Plushy fish, high calorie crumbles and being lost in books

This week’s episode kicks off with a special guest spot. Very quick update on tv show before the guest host left. Rheannon shares fun updates from shopping for fudge and baby toys. Tamara has some concerns about how early a baby needs a fishing pole. Rheannon has thoughts on Crumble cookies. Tamara shares a book update. Although very confused will still finish the trilogy. The podcast almost ends abruptly as a cat tried to pull out chords and knock down the computer screen. The cats are going to have a rude awaking when the baby comes and they can’t sleep just wherever they want. This episode goes downhill fast.  

S7 E3 · Tue, January 31, 2023

Season 7 Ep 3: Best laid baby plans, table naps and The Last of Us

This week episode kicks off with Rheannon sharing her best laid plans for taking a baby skiing. Tamara has lots of questions, and later realizes that maybe she is just an indoor cat that wouldn't want to be out on the mountain every other weekend even without a baby. Babies might be able to nap on a table, but Tamara has questions. Tamara has been loving watching the Last of Us. Rheannon has been watching the show, but she is perhaps the one person who hasn't played the video game. Tamara is wanting Rheannon to get her wife some kind of special gift. Other shows reviewed in this episode is Rizzoli and Isles. Clearly the show would be better if they were a couple, but sadly that goes downhill fast too. 

S7 E2 · Wed, January 25, 2023

Season 7 Ep 2: A very good helper and a resident raccoon

Tamara did yoga to try and relax after four days in a row of playing the cello. She is tired and sore, but her posture is getting better. Rheannon is tired from laying floor and ended up missing a day of yoga. Tamara has been working maybe a little too hard. She is sending emails late and is trying to be a very good co-worker and helper. Rheannon's phone seems to think that she lives in Portland. Although, Tamara is loving all the restaurant recommendation.  Tamara had a really fun weekend with her fam including a walk enjoying the sunshine and dinner out. The family weekend continued with Tamara picking some not so great movie recommendations. John continues to try and make better decisions, but mostly chooses chaos. Although he is looking very buff these days. Rheannon continues to struggle with the raccoon that has taken up residency in her yard. Let's just say it goes downhill fast. 

S7 E1 · Mon, January 09, 2023

Season 7 Ep 1: New chapters, new "workout" challege, and a baby! Oh my!

The new year kicks off season 7! Tamara is podcasting from her new digs. Still getting settled and unpacking. Cooking is more fun having all of her kitchen things again. Rheannon was impressed with the dinner Tamara made, but completely ignored the fancy carrots. Tamara had a great New Years playing board games and video games. The holidays also brought visiting family. Rheannon had a New Years that included an amazing steak.  Tamara moving in was really enjoying finding all of her things. Rheannon was disappointed that Tamara didn't choose fiber when picking internet. Can internet be too fast? Tamara still has questions.  Rheannon shares the very exciting news that floor remodel was completed this winter to be ready her baby. Tamara is very excited to be the baby's god mother.  Tamara is ready help plan baby showers or anything needed.  Rheannon is thinking outside of the box for the baby's changing table. Season seven kicked off the new year and new exciting chapters! Clearly the year will be filled with a lot of firsts, and a new workout challenge. Something is sure to go downhill fast in season seven. 

S6 E32 · Sat, December 31, 2022

Season 6 Ep 32: Bolt Riddles and the struggle with passport photos

This week's episode kicks off with Rheannon trying to help solve an emoji riddle. Tamara is still confused at the end of it, but she did her best to respond on the dating app accordingly. Rheannon has had a hard week of sleeping while everyone adjusts to John having his dog bed switched to the floor.  The saga of the mugs has finally come to a close. Tamara feels very accomplished finally delivering the mugs, even if the parking lot exchange was just as awkward as everyone thought it would be. Tamara has finished her Christmas shopping and finished 90% of it in one day.  Rheannon is beside herself when someone finally agrees with her that a tape is too hipster.  The decision not to smile in her passport photos, might have made Rheannon look like a college football player from THE Ohio State. Let's just say this episode goes downhill fast. 

S6 E31 · Mon, December 19, 2022

Season 6 Ep 31: Spending too much money on tapes and ignoring the rules

This week's episode kicks off with Rheannon taking credit for fixing Tamara's technical difficulty. Rheannon got very lucky this week slipping on the stairs. Tamara had a fun weekend with family, but she was up very early one day. There was a fancy birthday dinner with good drink though to top of Tamara's long day. Rheannon has strong opinions of Tamara buying an expensive tape and going a step too hipster.  Tamara has a corrections corner for claiming her friends didn't know the rules to white elephant, when in fact they really did know the rules. Tamara was basically in her own world and ignored the rules and played her own game. Rheannon does her best again to try to help Tamara with her gif game and online dating. Tamara accidentally sends a gif when she didn't mean to.  Much like this episode it goes downhill fast! 

S6 E30 · Tue, December 13, 2022

Season 6 Ep 30: New musical instruments and the struggle with gifs

This week's episode kicks off with an update on the remodel saga. Rheannon is getting ready to do some big finishing touches this winter. Tamara has started playing a new instrument after being inspired by a tv show. Rheannon on the other hand enjoyed the same tv show for the architecture and the cinematography.  After four episodes Tamara has struggled through watching a new tv show, but a deal is a deal. Online dating can feel like a lot of work, and Tamara is not great at texting to start with. Rheannon does her best to try and help with some tips and improve Tamara's very weak gif game. Much like this episode it goes downhill fast.  

S6 E29 · Sat, December 03, 2022

Season 6 Ep 29: Yoga trust falls and disappearing time

This week's episode kicks off with an update of family time and playing with nieces and nephews. Rheannon found herself in the trenches losing a battle to toy trains.  After hours of struggles and an unnecessary screw Rheannon last war and sent the toys to live at her sister's house.  Tamara has been getting her workouts in walking in circles helping her niece learn to walk. Let's just say her hamstrings took the brunt of the lunges. Rheannon has fallen off the wagon with drinking all her water. In order to get back into the challenge she is going to double down on water consumption.  Tamara has a lot of questions about Rheannon's yoga trust falls. Although she claims to want to get back into working out, but Tamara can't keep track of her watch. Hanging up lights Tamara messed up and had to do it twice. It never works out taking the short cut whether it is with lights or raking leaves. Rheannon has some complaints that Tamara has started a habit of putting things on random shelves instead of in the pantry.  Much like this episode it goes downhill fast. 

S6 E28 · Tue, November 22, 2022

Scorpion shit hot licks and racoon rumbles

This week’s episode goes downhill fast out of the gate. Tamara really is to blame. As an agent of chaos she thought lollipops with a scorpions in them would be a good idea. They were not a good idea. Furthermore, Tamara thought a nitro Pepsi would be fun to try. It exploded and made a huge mess. Rheannon thought she was going to come face to face with a raccoon. She started the fight empty handed, but it did end with her having a dart gun. Luckily it didn’t go as downhill fast as it could have.  

S6 E27 · Thu, November 10, 2022

Hydroplaning merlins and molten lava crumbles

This weeks episode kicks off with Tamara’s updates from traveling. She did not enjoy the snow. Even two inches of snow was a bummer. Rheannon was relaxing after weeks of remodeling. She relaxed so much she might have lost track of what day of the week it was, but she finally got to sit down and relax and watch some college football.  Rheannon did bake brownies that might have ruined a pan. Tamara did have a laundry list of complaints about how Rheannon “delivers” brownies to people. Last week Tamara tried to surprise Rheannon with cookies, since they were gluten free. Sadly it didn’t work out. Rheannon surprised Tamara with her new knowledge of video games from watching three hours of a world championships. Little confusion with Merlin’s at the end, but this episode goes downhill fast. 

S6 E26 · Tue, October 25, 2022

Season 6 Ep 26: The saga of the mugs and tired bodies

This week's episode kicks off as the remodel sage continues. Transporting "mini" splits sounds very complicated. Tamara has lots of questions. Things are less than ideal for DIY. Transportation and moving is complicated, and bodies are tired. Luckily the tried and true method of a budding following behind the truck and calling if something looks like it is going to fall off worked. Tamara is getting set up at her new digs, and has already found a new restaurant. Getting ready to pack Tamara does ask Rheannon for advice. Rheannon mostly approves the outfits and shoes. This launches a downhill fast rant about shoes. There is a new challenge on the table. Mugs have been shipped, but they have not arrived. The sage of the mugs continues to go downhill fast much like this episode.  

S6 E25 · Tue, October 18, 2022

Season 6 EP 25: Holloweeeeen town + heavy yeti life lessons

This episode kicks off with Tamara sharing about her fun weekend. Fun weekend kicked off with getting back on a peloton bike and doing a ride. The strengths training was harder with the weights she had, but it did happen. The weekend continued with an adventure to the town the filmed Halloween town. Rheannon had never seen the movie, so she was less impressed with the adventure. Additionally, Tamara had a fun Monday night when she went out with friends and had fancy drinks and spooky foods. Rheannon's weekend was much less fun. She bruised her face trying to use no hands while using a power drill. At the end of the weekend the bathroom remodel is done. The episode takes a turn when Rheannon goes on a rant about yeti. Let's just say that it goes downhill fast. 

S6 E24 · Tue, October 04, 2022

Season 6 Ep 24: Burning the candle at both ends and not for pleasure

This week's episode kicks off and Rheannon has had a week. Buckets were thrown away and Rheannon doesn't feel bad about it. After weeks of remodeling Rheannon is getting to the end of her rope. She has been going hard for weeks and the shower is just about done. Tamara is alarmed to learn the update of the heating floors. There was a small mix up on when the podcasting was going to happing. Well it depends who you ask, but Tamara continues to claim that it isn't her fault. Tamara would recommend the new Hocus Pocus 2, and Rheannon would also recommend it, but she has only stayed away for about a third of the movie.  Rheannon put her hand in bird poop while recording, which was surprising. More surprising was the bird, that was brought in by one of the cats, not only survived, but got to safety and back outside.  Let's just say it could have gone downhill fast. 

S6 E23 · Tue, September 27, 2022

Season 6 Ep 23: Surprise meals by mail and the saga of house projects

This week's episode has a couple very tired podcasters. Tamara is tired from chasing around tiny humans. Two year olds just have so much energy, it can be hard to keep up with. Rheannon is tired from the all the shower tiles. Tamara also has a fun update about her massage therapy. It is always a surprise to Tamara when she is called out for her horrible posture by her massage therapist. Rheannon is not sure that Tamara is doing enough to fix her posture. Tamara has an update about the saga that was putting together her IKEA bed.  Rheannon challenges Tamara to an internet speed test. Jury is still out on who won. Well, mostly Tamara is not willing to admit defeat. Rheannon's bathroom projects for the remodel just will not end. Tamara came in and helped re-energize the remodel. Smaller tiles is making the shower project take forever, but it is the last big project. Tamara had trouble updating her address for Blue Apron, so she was feeding Rheannon for two weeks. Let's just say, much like this episode it went downhill fast. 

S6 E22 · Tue, September 13, 2022

Season 6 Ep 22: Mortar horror stories and relaxing smokes with grandma

This week's episode was recorded with Tamara and Rheannon together in person again. Out of the gate they might have been pretty proud of themselves not needing tech support. Tamara has come to town to help with the bathroom remodel. There were highs and there were lows, but at the end of the day a lot of progress did happen. Tamara would say that it wasn't her fault.  Rheannon definitely turned to a throwing around mortar place. Tamara did her best to manage the chaos. Rheannon took her niece on a birthday fishing trip. It did raise the question of how many snacks are too many snacks. Tamara really had some strong opinions. Although it might go down hill fast , she was once mistaken for smoking with her grandma after a trip to buy snacks. 

S6 E21 · Mon, August 29, 2022

Season 6 Ep 21: Golden hour tunnel vision is the new quick sand

This weeks episode kicks off with an update from Copenhagen.  Rheannon wanted to know out of the gate did Tamara get lost. It was all going fine until the very last step. It was the right train, but just the wrong direction. Tamara shares the adventures from flying first class. Every time Tamara freezes on the screen poor Rheannon is living in a horror film. Rheannon stayed busy fishing while Tamara was out of town. Poor Rheannon's sister got the worst of it fishing by being eaten alive by bugs and being ignored by Rheannon.  Tamara can only imagine how hard it was to get Rheannon's attention during the golden hour of fishing. Unfortunately, a family dinner out took a unexpected turn when Rheannon tries to surprise her niece with being sung to for her birthday. Although she might have put on a smile, it might have gone downhill fast, just like this episode. 

S6 E20 · Tue, August 09, 2022

Season 6 Ep 20: Some assembly may be required are famous last words...

This week's episode kicks of with Rheannon sharing about her new fish finder. The directions explaining some assembly required might be the understatement of the year. She might have been victorious at the end, but it was at the cost of a day of the bathroom remodel. This week Rheannon was happy to report that she found a new tv show. Tamara is willing to give it a chance, but will probably not love the survival show as much as Rheannon does.  Rheannon has a solid jump scare when her cat startled her. Tamara had a fun family weekend filled with good food and water games. Rheannon ups the games in her house by adding laser tag. What should have been a fun family game escalated when not everyone was playing by the rules. According to Rheannon Tamara failed an impromptu pop quiz on what to take into the wilderness for a reality show. That then snowballs into a camping trip where you only eat what you catch on the trip. Any survival change would have to be adjust. Let's just say much like this episode it would go downhill fast. 

S6 E19 · Tue, August 02, 2022

Season 6 EP 19: Testing baby food and putting on a brave face

This week's episode kicks off with an update from Tamara on cat sitting and how the hot temperatures is impacting everyone. Rheannon managed to watch a movie and stayed awake, but her only feedback is that the kid's movie had a few to many chase scenes. Tamara is adjusting to moving, but mostly is enjoying different restaurants and stores being close. Rheannon is disappointed in Tamara for being slow to take up her restaurant recommendations.  Tamara's family is going to have to settle on a restaurant for a birthday dinner. Could be really good or really bad, but it is rarely in the middle. As an aunt Tamara will taste test baby food before she feeds it to her niece. Let's just say it was not good, and Tamara has some strong opinions about it.  The debate of how to say Costco rages on, and now there is a clear outline as to who is one which side of the argument. Let's just say the odds are high that no one is right and it will go downhill fast. 

S6 E18 · Tue, July 26, 2022

Season 6 Ep 18: When lady bugs attack and summer fishing

This week's episode kicks off with checking in on Rheannon's most recent summer fishing trip and Tamara is very skeptical of Rheannon being attacked by a lady bug. Turns out Rheannon did have a reaction to a ladybug "bite" or "pinch".  Whichever it was Tamara could have been more supportive. Tamara is still getting used to living in a city. Although, the new city might have an option to try new things like Frisbee Golf. Rheannon had a lesson in patience while trying to cook brownies. Let's just say it took way longer than the box said it would. Rheannon watched one of her favorite movies of the year. Tamara let's just say was along for the ride and it went downhill fast. 

S6 E17 · Wed, July 20, 2022

Season 6 Ep 17: Land lines cut and spring cleaning

This week's episode has Tamara and Rheannon reunited to podcast in person. Tamara's weeks of dog sitting continues, but Rheannon would say she is back on the better side of the mountains. To kick off the episode Tamara and  Rheannon start with a history refresher of a phone land line being connected to the internet. Tamara might have cut some wires while under the house. She was not harmed in her adventures under the house, but the internet was not so lucky. The saga with Diego trying to bring stuff in the house continues. Rheannon does not love the new night time routine. While recording the episode both cats are up on the roof trying to hunt a crow. Rheannon tries to convince Tamara that reorganizing the two offices somehow is a step towards remodeling the bathroom. Let's just say this episode goes downhill fast. 

S6 E16 · Wed, July 06, 2022

Season 6 Ep 16: The audacity of pets and their issues

This week's episode kicks off with an update on John's most recent mischief. After destroying the gate trying to keep him out of kitchen Rheannon had to put in a replacement baby gate. Only to learn that John can jump it real easy and the mischief continues. Not to be outdone the cats have also been causing problems. Rheannon woke up to noises in the night. An unknown animal might have been in the house, but it is unsure. Tamara has been staying busy hanging with the family, and decided to lend a hand and mow the lawn. This week's high excitement was when Tamara experienced a new idiot light turning on. Luckily it didn't go too downhill fast. 

S6 E15 · Tue, June 07, 2022

Season 6 Ep 15: pretty cats are blankets that purr

Rheannon  is very upset with her dog.  John has decided that when there is thunder the only person that he wants to be around is Theresa. Even if she is making fun of him, John still only wants to be around her. It was an eventful weekend when one of the toilets stopped working. After a lot of googling, renting equipment, and trying everything it took a plumber to fix. Tamara perhaps has been watching a little too much criminal minds, and was very startled when a closed door opened on its own. Turns out one of the dogs learned to open doors by jumping and pulling on the lever. Rheannon shares that the cats are asking for food a lot more often when Tamara isn't in town. Turns out Tamara spoils the cats with a little extra food. Tamara wants more chickens, so she can name one. Turns out googling with Alexa is more difficult than it sounds. Much like this episode it goes downhill fast. 

S6 E14 · Tue, May 31, 2022

Season 6 Ep 14: Hey buddy, bye buddy

This week's episode kicks off with Rheannon's feedback for Tamara signing off her emails with "best". Lots to ponder for Tamara moving forward. This week Tamara didn't do a lot of work since she was recovering from being sick. Rheannon made the mistake of drinking extra pulp orange juice. Tamara laughed so hard she cried. Rheannon has started picking movies in less than 60 seconds. Tamara takes this as a chance to quiz her on the titles of the movies she has picked recently. It went downhill fast. 

S6 E13 · Thu, May 12, 2022

Season 6 Ep 13: Lawn Mower Saga

This week's episode kicks off with the saga that was the lawn mower chamber of secrets. Everything that could go wrong went wrong.  It was a one step forward and two steps back. Tamara did her best to help out and managed to get a little work out in while helping. Decisions were made using the tried and true method of rock, paper, scissors. Which left most people satisfied. Let's just say that it went downhill fast.  

S6 E12 · Tue, May 03, 2022

Season 6 Ep 12: The trials of dog sitting murderous pick pockets

This week's episode kicks off with a surprise taste test. Rheannon is not a big fan of soda, so we are off to a rough start there. There were points for bubbles and the fun color of the soda, but overall the after taste is what soured the overall experience. Tamara had a rough week while dog sitting and then driving on the freeway. Accidents outside of her control that went downhill fast.  John makes a couple of appearances trying to ask for his dinner. Rheannon had her own downhill fast experience. John mistook a log as an animal and jumped out of the kayak to investigate. He was then very confused as to why Rheannon was upset. Much like this episode it went downhill fast. 

S6 E11 · Tue, April 26, 2022

Season 6 Ep 11: Toilet trenches where no one could leave or join until it was over

This week's episode kicks off with a recap of the adult easter egg hunt, which included hunting for airplane shots hidden around the yard. Tamara maybe pushed the rules of it not being full contact by literally pushing Rheannon. It was fun once "all" the bottles were found and it was time to  negotiate and trade for peoples favorites. Jury is still out if all the bottles have been found. There was enough food for 19 people. Rheannon and Tamara had a hard time remember just how much food there was. Tamara lost in the game of cards against humanity. Her strategy of just picking the card she thought were funny didn't really work out for her as a winning strategy. The bathroom remodel continues with one of the final hurdles being the toilet installed. There were highs and lows, and Tamara was in the trenches. It involved a few broken pieces and a part that was thought to be lost in the garbage. Turns out it wasn't. Additionally, it turns out trying to pick a show to watch was just as difficult. After trying to find a show for over an hour another roommate stepped in and picked movies for us. It went downhill fast much like this new episode. 

S6 E10 · Tue, April 12, 2022

Season 6 Ep 10: The urban legend of dog cat

This week's episode kicks off with a major update to the bathroom remodel. Dry wall happened, and painting was completed. Finally the tile was able to go in. It took all four roommates, but the house is days away from getting a second toilet. Tamara had a fun time hunting a fly with Diego. John has taken up some cat like tendencies and now likes napping in the sun on the pool table. Tamara had an adventure of hot tubbing in a hotel. The water quality was a little questionable and it was defiantly way too hot. Rheannon made a delicious dinner this week. Tamara learned to trust Rheannon on her recommendation of sour cream. This week Tamara and Rheannon have been bumping into each other in the middle of the night going and coming from the bathroom. Tamara mentioned part of her sleep machine mask had broken, and Rheannon was all ready to get her tools and help Tamara fix it. Rheannon was very kind to offer to help knowing Tamara can't sleep without it. Tamara had a heart attack when she was walking outside at night and stumbled upon what she thought was field of snakes. Rheannon had a lot of questions, and isn't sure she believes Tamara. Next time Rheannon wants to get photo proof. Much like this episode it went downhill fast. 

S6 E9 · Tue, April 05, 2022

Season 6 Ep 9: The only person in the mask wearing the hot tub

This week kicks off with Rheannon plotting what Tamara's projects will be since she missed out on bathroom remodel this weekend. Rheannon was also worried that Tamara hasn't been working out. She has been working out, but not wearing her watch. Tamara for the first time in a very long time was able to go for a swim and a hot tub.  There is some confusion on who should be blamed for roommates getting sick. John has come up with a new level of bad dog behavior. He was found sleeping on the pool table. Tamara is still confused as to why he would think that is a good idea.  While visiting home Tamara is not afraid to capitalize on how cute her nephew is, and is not afraid to talk to Grandma about cookies around the toddler since he is harder to say no to. Light spoilers for the Death on the Nile movie. Tamara and Rheannon share what they liked and didn't like about the movie. After watching Where'd You Go, Bernadette, Tamara highly recommends it. Chickens are back laying eggs. Even more exciting Rheannon is planning on getting a couple more chickens. John tried to join the podcast to ask for dinner. He knew it was exactly 6:00 pm and did not wait to wait. Let's just say that John would not be comforted and much like this episode it went downhill fast. 

S6 E8 · Tue, March 29, 2022

Season 6 Ep 8: Shocking revelations about wetsuits

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara being late running on Tam time. Although she is happy to be dog sitting a pup that lets her sleep to 8:00 am. Rheannon had an amazing weekend filled with yard work and being productive around the house. There were some struggles in Rheannon's household trying to get all the animals to get along at night. Tamara has her world rocked when she learned that people would pee in a wetsuit to warm it up. Rheannon is convinced that everyone pees in a wetsuit. Tamara tried to phone a friend, and was very sad their buddy didn't answer. Rheannon is very confused that Tamara has never thought about peeing in a wetsuit. Let's just say that Tamara's world is rocked and this episode goes downhill fast. 

S6 E7 · Tue, March 22, 2022

Season 6 Ep 7: Murky water and cold hard bass

Fishing adventures happened. Tamara was cold all day. She was promised gloves and that didn't happen. It wouldn't have solved everything, but it would have helped. Rheannon was the only person who successfully caught a fish. Everyone had fun fishing, and lots of people almost caught a fish. Tamara was not one of those people. The things people said fishing had Tamara giggling all day.  Tamara is really upset that Diego is sleeping on top of the stove. She is not convinced that he won't hurt himself. There is an upcoming adventure that Tamara is really excited about. It is a group activity and Tamara and Rheannon are still trying to con a buddy into going with them.  It is a sound therapy. Rheannon thinks she will enjoy it, and Tamara thinks she will get bored. Rheannon is making the slow realization that maybe her favorite genre of movie is a romantic comedy. Although when you quiz her on the plot it is surprising what she remembers. Let's just say that it goes downhill fast. 

S6 E6 · Mon, February 28, 2022

Season 6 Ep 6: How many days do you think it has been?

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara and Rheannon catching up on their weekends. Tamara stayed home for a relaxing movie weekend and went out to a relaxing lunch. Rheannon went for a family ski weekend. Rheannon did not have a very restful weekend. The last ski weekend of the season also brought some crazy wind. Everyone tried to make the most of the bad weather and Rheannon wanted to reward her nieces and nephew their hard work with some froyo. Her mistake though was trying to take four kids to pick out their own ice cream with only two adults supervising. It was a zone defense that never had a chance at working. Tamara dropped the ball shopping, but she still doesn't feel like it is all her fault. Things were accidentally left off the list and Rheannon was really sad that her raisins didn't make it home. Mistakes were made and it went downhill fast. 

S6 E5 · Mon, February 21, 2022

Season 6 Ep 5: Should someone go check on that noise?

This week's episode kicks off learning about how the baking challenge went. The obstacles mounted after a few failed trips to the store. Starting the cake bake with gluten free pancake mix wasn't  ideal, but no one was willing to go back to the store. Emotions were high for the bake and Tamara did not thrive in that team building exercise. Weirdly it was easier to team build with the children and work together to frost a cake. Lots of pool and foosball played, and the winner of the foosball was the five year old niece. Rheannon's birthday also included some mudding and drywall work. Tamara learned a lot about mixing the perfect mud. Tamara has been struggling getting her workouts in. After getting four walks in none of the workouts met the heart rate requirement. John joined us at the end of the podcast, but maybe didn't appreciate us airing all of his bad behavior. Things also got exciting this weekend when the microwave tried to catch itself on fire.  Also, one of the cats brought in a mouse and then let it go in the living room. Let's just say it went downhill fast. 

S6 E4 · Tue, February 15, 2022

Season 6 Ep 4: Relaxing Sunday?

This week's episode kicks off with an update of the remodel work that has not started just yet.  A lot of movies watched this week. Kicking things off with a review of Spencer.  No one should be surprised that Tamara liked it more than Rheannon. Things got interesting this week with a trip to the movie theater to see Scream 5. An empty movie theater with reclining seats was a good time. Rheannon was happy to see the fifth movie in a series having seen none of the other movies. There of course is a bit of a disagreement about the rating scale about the movies, but mostly Tamara and Rheannon just like different things in a movie. Successful grocery store trip. Tamara had to juggle things carrying in the last load, but in the end no soda was dropped in the endeavor. Rheannon pulled off a bit of a surprise remodel on what Tamara thought was going to be a relaxing Sunday. Let's just say it goes downhill fast. 

S6 E3 · Mon, February 07, 2022

Season 6 Ep 3: Hostile Tech Support?

This episode kicks off with the question of if we were recording. New recording gear means a need for tech support. Rheannon was not loving her drink, perhaps partially because Tamara refused to go to the store. Tamara did her best to fix the problem by fetching grenadine. Turns out Tamara really only likes to go to the store when it is her idea. Thankful for the TV recommendations from folks, and there are a couple of good options. Rheannon had a horrible migraine and to make it worse she found herself at an indoor water park with a migraine. Tamara had a great visit home. Great visit with family and friends. She did get to go on a adventure with one of her roomies. Took a pup to get a bath, and since he was such a good boy he got to pick out his own toy. Tamara's weekend was also productive when she helped her parents switch out a light fixture at their house. Her brother maybe did a lot of the grunt work with the actual electrical work. Rheannon's birthday is coming up, and she has very specific plans for the type of cake she wants. Tamara is immediately all bought in on this team builder from hell of three roommates trying to bake Rheannon a gluten free multi tiered layered cake. Tamara is trying to set a calendar and figure out shopping, supplies, and other obstacles. 

S6 E2 · Tue, February 01, 2022

Season 6 Ep 2: Venn Diagram of Murder and Titillating Television

This episode kicks off with an update on the remodel work. One step closer to using the heated floors, and Rheannon really wants the pellet stove to know their days are numbered. Tamara had a great time working on remodel stuff with Rheannon and her buddy. Tamara thrived having a buddy to talk to and was able to work with supervision. The dry wall lift worked and managed to not crush anyone. Tamara wants to try cross country skiing, and even though Rheannon thinks she will hate it she is still willing to go along. There has been some feedback on our numbering system, but Rheannon is unapologetic in there only being 32 episodes in a season.  There is a question on what tv shows or movies all the roommates can agree on watching. Rheannon has her shows that she likes, which tends to be a documentaries. Tamara on the other hand is ok with a scripted show. There is the crossover though of everyone enjoying a good murder mystery. Even if they don't agree on shows this episode goes downhill fast. 

S6 E1 · Tue, January 25, 2022

Season 6 Ep 1: Vegas adventures and bunny hill crossfit

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara's adventures in Vegas. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. In this case it is what Tamara saw in Vegas will stick with her forever. Although it did confirm that Tamara when face with a confrontation will freeze.  Rheannon in the meantime went skiing with her family and now is up to teaching three nieces and a nephew how to ski. After bunny hill crossfit with a giant toddler Rheannon was relieved he finally learned to put all hist weight on his ski's. The amazing nick names continued with Reck it Ralph and Smooth Criminal joining the ranks of Speed Demon and Danger Noodle. While in Vegas Tamara took time on Sunday to relax and enjoy a spa trip. For the first time ever she got a seaweed wrap. It was a unique yet enjoyable experience. Although for anyone claustrophobic it would probably go downhill fast.  

S5 E32 · Wed, January 19, 2022

Season 5 Ep 32: Packing for Vegas and prepping for dry wall

This week's episode is recorded from the same house, but different rooms due to a little technical difficulty. Tamara is getting packed and ready for her trip to Vegas. Rheannon has been adjusting to Tamara moving in by doing more of the cooking. Which is a side effect of being the only person in the house still working from home. Poor John is struggling with the snow and not being able to go on his walks. Rheannon was pleased to get Tamara on board with her plan for her record players. Her hope is to have three record players each in a different room. While Tamara is heading to Vegas this weekend Rheannon is heading to ski in the mountains. Rheannon has some predictions for how her nieces and nephew will do with their ski lessons. This week will be vacations, but next week is going to be bathroom remodel. Next up is dry wall. Tamara is hoping to be helpful, and that it doesn't go downhill fast. 

S5 E31 · Tue, January 11, 2022

Season 5 Ep 31: The cleanse and the truck struggle

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara explaining her chunky soup and her cleanse to kick off the new year. Rheannon's new year has been filled with a whole lot of snow. Turns out things got a little crazy with the snow today and trying to move her truck to help a stranger. Tamara had some trouble with her headlight repair and her windshield wiper repair, but lucky for her she had a couple people she could call on to lend a hand. Rheannon learned some important lessons about her new set up for her RV and the snow. Let's just say that this episode after the holiday hiatus goes downhill fast. 

S5 E30 · Mon, December 27, 2021

Season 5 Ep 30: House remodel and working the bull dick

This week's episode kicks off with a story of perseverance and stubbornness as Rheannon takes on a battle with a giant stump. She got her wife 100% bought in and committed to move this 350 pound stump in a foot and a half snow. Fancy boots might have been a bad idea. Tamara has scheduled an appointment to pay someone to fix her headlight. Rheannon is very disappointed that Tamara would pay someone to fix something so easy. Gift giving can be hard picking gifts and finding something the other person doesn't have. Rheannon shares the gift she got for her wife, and Tamara shares her confusion on buying expensive socks. Tamara pulls off one of the coolest things she has ever done by catching her friend from falling. Sledding is very different in college than it was as a child. Tamara rants about no one needing gloves and drinking to stay warm. This episode goes downhill fast. 

S5 E29 · Tue, December 21, 2021

Season 5 Ep 29:Struggles from the workout challenge and dogs wearing jackets

Tamara kicks this episode off with Tamara having some questions about different adapters for a massage gun. Rheannon answered some questions, but mostly just heckled. The workout challenge is still going, but Tamara is struggling with some muscle pain from a lot of cycling workouts. Rheannon quizzes Tamara on a new tire prices. Tamara did some baking with the family. She did time it so she did minimal work. It turns out if she does sub par work then she gets to eat more of the baked goods. It is the time of year for baking. This week also had Tamara playing  a far amount of bingo. She didn't really know all the rules, and was very worried about calling out a bingo falsely. Rheannon has some tv show recommendations to go ahead and skip. Tamara really wants John to wear sweatshirts, but Rheannon is convinced it will go downhill fast. 

S5 E28 · Tue, December 14, 2021

Season 5 Ep 28: Downhill fast after dark

Just when Tamara’s Dad fixes her podcast chord the kitten has her heart set on destroying the mic chord. Tamara shares about watching the Matrix movies gearing up for the new movie. Rheannon has been doing the whole walk the animals thing wrong. She has been discouraging Diego from walking with them. Tamara thinks Diego should be put in a harness and invited along on the walk. Rheannon and Tamara come up with a new dating app that lets your friends/family act as a wingman. Rheannon goes on a tangent at the end about Disney characters and which characters are sleeping with other Disney characters. Hence the warning at the beginning of the episode for children, but also people who love Disney should be warned as well. This extra long episode goes downhill fast. 

S5 E27 · Tue, December 07, 2021

Season 5 Ep 27: Holiday movie reviews and attempted critter home invasion

This week's episode kicks off with an update on the workout challenge.  There is still not a winner, and the workout challenge continues. Rheannon has some complaints about Tamara's movie recommendations. Tamara then goes on a bit of a rant with her new idea for a tv show she wants to write with Rheannon. John then decides to join the podcast with his frustrations. Turns out he is busy defending the house from possible critter invasion. One such critter is a cat. A once perceived stray cat shows up wearing a cheetah print vest. The real question is what animal is meeting John face to face and keeps coming back. It is now multiple times this week John has had to protect the house from the unknown critter. Tamara shares her breakdown from her Spotify wrapped list. Biggest take away is that she listens to a ton of music. The episode then wraps up with some holiday movie reviews and recommendations that really do go downhill fast. 

S5 E26 · Mon, November 29, 2021

Season 5 Ep 26: Thankful for fishing and babies

This week's episode is coming out just after Thanksgiving week, and we kick of the episode checking in on adventures from the week. Tamara's week involved a lot of time with the family. There were some dipper changes and some sweet moments with the niece and nephew. Rheannon got to do some fishing. John was living his best dog life when he got to make a new friend. Playing with a great dane made John look tiny in comparison. Tamara is having fun dog sitting. Unfortunately, the streak continues of her breaking things while dog sitting. The workout challenge continues. Some folks are having more fun than others, but the workouts are getting done. Rheannon is getting the whole family geared up for the snow season, and it is only a matter of time before ski season is in full swing. 

S5 E25 · Mon, November 22, 2021

Season 5 Ep 25: Fancy restaurant adventures and flying first class

This week's episode is the first one back with Tamara in the States. Which means back to podcasting in the evenings, so Rheannon can enjoy a drink while Tamara enjoy's some tea. With Tamara back in town it is now Rheannon's turn to head out of town. Will the workout challenge continue over the holidays or go downhill fast? No one really knows. Tamara did have a great time at a fancy dinner and managed to not embarrass her friend or herself too bad. Adventures were had trying new foods and helping out some strangers. Rheannon had her own adventure in a restaurant, but  her adventure involved tying to decide how to help or if you help when a mouse is running around the restaurant. One thing is for sure this episode goes downhill fast.

S5 E24 · Tue, November 16, 2021

Season 5 Ep 24: Weird things happen in the middle of the night...

This week's episode we have a guest. Turns out Tamara maybe hasn't been the best house guest, and that is only partially because of a cracked dinner plate. The evidence is a little unclear and she is unwilling to take the blame. Rheannon has had a crazy last 24 hours after the theft of her generator. Middle of the night thud as something hit the floor. Tamara decided to check the house with a 22 pound dog for "backup". Turns out it was just her phone, but she didn't communicate that very well to her buddy before leaving. Let's just say it wasn't the only weird thing that happened in the middle of the night. This episode goes downhill fast from the start. 

S5 E23 · Mon, November 08, 2021

Season 5 Ep 23: Gesture of friendship

This episode kicks off with Tamara sharing how she messed up and didn't know the difference between a wine decanter and a vase. Her friend, who she was visiting, did not appreciate the kind gesture of getting flowers due to the mix up. Apparently they are very difficult to dry. Not to worry Rheannon is a problem solver and was able to google possible solution. Rheannon also had a very productive weekend making a lot of progress with her carport. Tamara had some questions about the logistics of it. There was a good news update about the butt soap. Rheannon has an update and turns out she was right. Tamara has some updates on her travel with Ireland and England. She did manage to scare Rheannon pretty good because of some train news. Everything was ok in the end. Tamara has been watching her fair share of murder mysteries in Copenhagen, Ireland, and England. She did take a break though from all the murder shows go see a fun musical while in London. There was some trouble with trying to find a place to store her luggage during the play. Let's just say it went downhill fast. 

S5 E22 · Mon, November 01, 2021

Season 5 Ep 22: Tamara is Cheap? Or Frugal.... Or frugally cheap?

S5 E20 · Mon, October 25, 2021

Season 5 Ep 20: Solo adventure planning for a fun downhill fast

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara sharing her adventures from some solo shopping trip. The most exciting purchase being mostly candy. There was some confusion around trying to cook some rice, but Tamara did manage to figure it out. Rheannon had some tips for Tamara's solo adventuring coming up, and did her best to help with offline maps. Jury is still out if Tamara can use the maps successfully while off of wifi. Rheannon is getting the bug to go fishing. so much so that she might even go fishing in the rain. Tamara tried to join a zoom meeting on her phone and ran into a whole plethora of technical difficulties. IN a state of full panic she logged out of the zoom meeting and turned off her pone. Lessons were learned for next time. Finally we are able to get Rheannon's movie review of Free Guy. For how much Rheannon tends to hates movies, this review does not go nearly as downhill fast as you might imagine. 

S5 E19 · Mon, October 18, 2021

Season 5 Ep 19: Catching up on Copenhagen and Carports

This week's episode is all about Tamara's Copenhagen adventures and Rheannon's success in getting winterized, and that includes the carport. Luckily Tamara has not gotten lost on the public transit, but that is largely due to her friend picking her up from the airport and navigating all public transit. Rheannon had a very productive weekend completing part one of the carport. Which is one step closer to being ready for winterization, which is good timing since it has already snowed once. There also was an afternoon where Rheannon moved six tons of pallets. Tamara enjoyed smooth travel, and the pleasant surprise of seeing the northern lights on her flight. Travel has gone smooth so far, but there was a little confusion as Tamara was trying to pay money and convert different currency exchanges in her head. Either Tamara is going to figure it out, or it is going to go downhill fast. 

S5 E18 · Mon, October 11, 2021

Season 5 Ep 18: Avoiding scary movies about the woods because we go out there

This episode kicks off with Tamara trying to blame a baby for being late. Turns out is was less about it being  hard saying good bye to a very cute nephew and more about Tamara forgetting things and having to drive further. It was a rough start to the day with Tamara breaking her glasses and then discovering that her car had been egged. Although there was the possibility of a who done it, Tamara just took her car to get the second car wash in three days. Talking about watching spooky movies now that it is getting to be Halloween season Rheannon refuses to watch scary movies that take place in the woods. Her reasoning being that they go out there to ski and fish. Tamara might have been reading a murder mystery on the banks of the river in Montana while Rheannon fished and it definitely gave a different vibe. Much like an app idea that Tamara has this episode goes downhill fast. 

S5 E17 · Mon, October 04, 2021

Season 5 Ep 17: The important step of cat interrogations

Tamara kicks off this episode a little tired from a fun filled day of babysitting. There were some mixed results with how pleased people were with their dinners. Tamara might be visiting this weekend for some bathroom remodeling. Rheannon is gearing up to make some real progress on the bathroom remodel with or without her. Also, preparing to buy tons of pellets. Being an adult means you turn on the heat when you feel like it. Tamara made a huge mess doing some arts and crafts. No glitter though so it could have been worse. Dead bird brought into the guest room. Instead of cleaning it up Rheannon spent time interrogating the cats. Will it still be there when Tamara visits? Jury is still out, but it will probably go downhill fast. 

S5 E16 · Tue, September 28, 2021

Season 5 Ep 16: Falling in love with dirt roads

Rheannon shares about her magical fishing trip and her new found love of dirt roads. Although fish were caught on the trip there were some difficulties running through a river. Tamara is struggling with a packing list and Rheannon does her best to try and help. Tamara has a movie recommendation for Rheannon, but she will probably hate it. One comment about a flower jacket launches a huge tangent about clothes and specifically what makes a suit. This episode goes downhill fast from the start. 

S5 E15 · Mon, September 20, 2021

Season 5 Ep 15: Tall grass and bears

This week's episode has a few extra greetings from John. While Tamara is dog sitting her pup slept through the whole recording. One of the joys of dog sitting next to your parents in shopping at their house and stealing their groceries. Does Rheannon need a toy hauler upgrade? Does Tamara live in bear country? These questions are discussed although maybe not answered. This episode will definitely go downhill fast. 

S5 E14 · Mon, September 13, 2021

Season 5 Ep 14: Mutiny Pending

This week's episode kicks off talking about all things Montana. After a five day trip to Montana there were a lot of ups and downs. Tamara still has not caught a fish, but she did manage to get a little bit closer. Rheannon did catch a fish, but she also forged multiple rivers and had to work hard for that fish. Which she then released before anyone could even get a photo of the fish. There might have been a small set back about a dinner reservation that Rheannon made at a restaurant that might have been way too fancy. Tamara also shares her opinions on giving a pet as a gift. Let's just say that this episode goes downhill fast. 

S5 E13 · Wed, September 08, 2021

Season 5 Ep 13: Protein Snack

This week's episode kicks off with a taste test of different gluten-free chips and donuts. Poor John was scared of the thunder and lightning. Earlier today Tamara had a lot of fun of taking pictures of all the animals. Tamara is very proud of winning one game of nine ball against Rheannon. Playing pool and listening to music on a record player, is there anything better? There are some questions of the workout challenge and when we can set a bench mark for a workout. Rheannon of course wants to get some boxing on the calendar. It was definitely go downhill fast. 

S5 E12 · Tue, August 31, 2021

Season 5 Ep 12: Forgetting about a house guest and the struggle with boy baby names

This week's episode kicks off with Theresa trying to tell a story while Tamara and Rheannon cannot help but interrupt with questions and tangents. The story eventually explains the trouble of forgetting about a house guest and running to try and hide. It goes downhill fast for sure. Then there is the trouble with boy baby names. Well Rheannon thinks she has stumbled on a gold mine for a possible name using a certain town for inspiration, but Theresa and especially Tamara is not convinced. Whether it involves a dirt road or very "unique" yard art this episode goes downhill fast. 

S5 E11 · Tue, August 24, 2021

Season 5 Ep 11: Baby feet kicking you out of bed

Tamara kicks off the episode by sharing about her productive day, even if it started by sleeping in. A friend might have been surprised that she could even sleep in till 10:00 am.  Tamara's heart might have fluttered today trying to transition from a hot laundry room to a freezing cold AC living room. Rheannon has some exciting news of picking up a kayak to keep building her Armada. In less fun, although just as hilarious, news Rheannon was woken up with baby feet to the gut. Turns out she was kicked out of bed by a toddler. To be fair he is spunky and a very large toddler. The struggle of losing TV remotes continue for everyone. Tamara shares her solution of just unplugging the TV, when she is ready to sleep nothing will stop her! This episode goes downhill fast. 

S5 E10 · Mon, August 16, 2021

Season 5 Ep 10: Outdoor concert and "I could fish that!"

This week's episode kicks off with Rheannon getting comfortable and hiding out in a room that has air conditioning. Tamara shares about her trip to Portland and the outdoor concert venue. She maybe said out loud to a friend "I would fish that" about the river right next to the venue. Could you imagine fishing while at a concert? Rheannon and Tamara then talk about the travel plans for Montana. How much fishing is too much fishing? Rheannon was offended by the questions even being asked. Tamara might be more excited about the possible hot springs than the fishing. The sage of Tamara's car continues, and let's just say this episode goes downhill fast.  

S5 E9 · Mon, August 09, 2021

Season 5 Ep 9: crawling attempts and the Armada

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara sharing about the fun adventures of baby sitting the nephew and trying to teach him how to crawl. Rheannon was hanging out with her nieces, who are old enough to be given jobs when they went fishing. Rheannon is struggling with trying to slow down her walk, which is great news to Tamara who is a very slow preferred pace for walking. Tamara has been enjoying being back home and visiting family. That does include going to her parents house and immediately making herself lunch. There is exciting news that Rheannon has with her new boats. Tamara quickly names the new boats Rheannon's Armada. 

S5 E8 · Tue, August 03, 2021

Season 5 Ep 8: Part Two heat exhaustion and "haystacks"

This week's episode picks up after part one. Rheannon explains what happened to cut part one short. Don't worry she is feeling much better. Tamara shares an update of her vacation and the two adorable pups that she met. Rheannon shares an update of the bathroom renovation. Things are really taking shape. Although Rheannon did run in to a slight problem when she "cooked" dinner. Tamara was very confused and then had some notes for next time. Rheannon also had to confront one of the cats after they brought a bird inside. Let's just say it went downhill fast. 

S5 E7 · Sat, July 31, 2021

Season 5 Ep 7: Mini Episode with travel adventures and delays

This week's episode is a mini one. We had to cut our episode short, but it is just long enough for Tamara to get through a couple full rants about the joys of getting back to traveling. That is the joy of visiting states for the first time that you have never been to there are plenty of surprises. This episode definitely goes downhill fast at the end. 

S5 E6 · Mon, July 19, 2021

Season 5 Ep 6: Possible injuries from trampolines and things found in an attic

This week's episode kicks off with exciting news post light demo. After Tamara returned home after a weekend of light demo work Rheannon made some exciting new purchases. New toys added to the fishing endeavors. Tamara was too afraid to look into one of the holes she found, but lucky for her Rheannon looked in the hole after she lest. However, the really scary stuff was stored in the attic. Tamara insisted that a lot of the stuff be taken down to really be played with. What could go wrong? Well a lot of things, but then again the podcast is named downhill fast for a reason. 

S5 E5 · Tue, July 13, 2021

Season 5 Ep 5: Trial and tribulations of phones and screws

This weeks episode kicks off with hearing the truth about the crash from the woman herself. Rheannon did her best to tell the story last week, but this week what happened if finally set straight. There is a tangent in the middle that does lead to a new merch idea. Tamara is having some pain in her fore arm and Rheannon is convinced she can fix it. Trials and tribulations of phones and diving into a lake to recover a phone could have gone downhill fast. Would a magnet have worked? The jury is still out, but Tamara spent a lot of time picking up screws. Is Rheannon playing horseshoes with screws when working on projects? Although a gate was hung and Tamara learned a lot. It was a very productive day that could have gone downhill fast.  

S5 E4 · Sun, July 04, 2021

Season 5: Ep 4 Boating adventures and new accomplishments

This week's episode kicks off hearing all about Rheannon's rough week. Some parts were really fun having friends in town visiting. However, not everything went according to plan. Some supplies were forgotten and there was a minor bike accident. Tamara's week was also a bit of a roller coaster. Trying to shave two long haired cats didn't go exactly as planned, and Tamara might have mowed the lawn in the most difficult way possible. Even if the story is told long story long this episode goes downhill fast. 

S5 E3 · Thu, June 24, 2021

Season 5 Ep 3: Pickaxe and low grade fever

Rheannon starts off by sharing why this episode recorded little late,  and we check in on how Cinnamon is feeling after her second shot.  Then we are joined by the ever funny Anal Stacy. We check in on how they have been doing and hear about the new hair cut. We compare fat cats and Rheannon can finally get a little  help with a quiz about all things music. This episode goes downhill right from the start!

S5 E2 · Fri, May 21, 2021

Season 5 Ep 2: Pickle back and conflict at the pump

This episode goes down hill fast from the start! Rheannon and Tamara are back in person podcasting with strong drinks and plenty of backs. Tamara shares her love of pickle backs and whiskey. Rheannon starts off with a story that goes downhill with a little conflict at the pump. It ends with Rheannon in a power stance flipping people off. John does make an appearance to have his feelings heard. Then a conversation about a sun burn turns into a conversation about boobs. Tamara got very sun burnt after a very fun day on a boat. This story, like this episode, goes downhill fast. 

S5 E1 · Fri, May 07, 2021

Season 5 Ep 1: Pillow Talk and build your own adventure road trip

This week's episode kicks of season five! There are some very important questions asked about pillows. Rheannon talks about how many pillows are too many pillows, and Tamara shares her thoughts. Not the most sexy pillow talk, but it does go downhill fast. Tamara is excited for a road trip to Maine and has started brainstorming possible routes. It could turn in to a build your own adventure with listeners of the podcast voting on which route to take next. What couple possibly go wrong? It will either go perfectly to plan or go downhill fast and end up on the podcast. 

S4 E32 · Sun, April 25, 2021

Season 4 Ep 32: Pump up music and spa adventures

This week's episode kicks off with Rheannon having done some soul searching this week around music. Tamara was pretty confused out of the gate, but once she caught up the big take away really was Rheannon being late to the music party. Although after a quick game of guessing current favorite pump up music Rheannon walks away the champ. Tamara had an adventure herself this week in a trip to the spa. Parts were very relaxing and other parts less so. Rheannon and Tamara then weigh in on hot tubs vs. bath tubs. What is more relaxing and how long is a good amount of time for a soak. One thing is for sure it is going to go downhill fast. 

S4 E31 · Sun, April 18, 2021

Season 4: Ep 31They came for something else... but stayed for the chicken feathers

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara needing a little time to get settled. Well, her and the dogs she is dog sitting. The episode though quickly goes downhill with a new segment called sober thoughts with Tamara. To kick things off Tamara shares some things she has been pondering about indoor plants. Rheannon shares a fun update that involves some new shinny oars. This episode really goes downhill fast when the pair start discussing kids trying to sneak chicken feathers. You will just have to listen to hear all about it.

S4 E30 · Wed, April 07, 2021

Season 4 Ep 30: Yard work and near misses

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara enjoying  a sweet ice cream treat. As it turns out Rheannon had also a recent ice cream success curtesy of her brother.  This week's episode does include some family mishaps of who done it. Turns out Tamara was to blame, but just remember everyone poops. Also Rheannon might be sending her a gift, so maybe everyone wins. Tamara shares the ongoing sage of her car troubles, and Rheannon's beloved truck has also had some recent difficulties. Then Tamara shares her well timed arrive for yard work and a near miss. This episode goes down hill fast!

S4 E29 · Sat, March 27, 2021

Season 4: Ep 29: When you burry the lead...to talk about a shed instead

This week's episode goes downhill from the start.  Rheannon decided to burry the lead and jump right into sheds. She has questions on the shed, and makes Tamara wait to hear about her anaphylactic shock.  To be fair no one here are doctors, and you really should not trust any  first aid advice in this episode. Rheannon shares all about her trip to the allergy doctor and just how downhill fast it went. Tamara learns some medical things to be sure. The episode wraps up with a few stories of getting lost that go downhill fast!

S4 E28 · Tue, March 16, 2021

Season 4 Ep 28: The trifecta of being stoned, tired, and sunburnt

This week's episode kicks off right as Rheannon walks in the door from a weekend of skiing.  We learn out of the gate that she is super sunburnt. Although a fun weekend she is pretty tired.  Tamara had a horrible day and shares all about it.  Turns out she forgot a key component about her car, but luckily Rheannon is there to remind her.  Tamara's weekend included some great family time, and a little bit of a team builder that included moving a wood shed.  It was a bit dodgy, but don't worry there was a safe word.  This is an episode that goes downhill fast!  

S4 E27 · Sun, March 07, 2021

Season 4 Ep 27: The one with the last literal falls

This weeks episode kicks off with an update on the state of things.  Rheannon lost another battle with the ever sneaky and crafty John Wayne.  Who as a relatively large dog, can be very sneaky when he wants to be.  Tamara on the other hand tried a new cereal, that was maybe only intended for children, and it went downhill fast.  This week the pair compare stories of the last time they literally fell.  Although one involves a ski lift and one involves stairs no one was seriously injured, and like this episode those stories go downhill fast. 

S4 E26 · Mon, March 01, 2021

Season 4 Ep 26: The one about skinny jeans and the emoji debate

This week's episode kicks off with a fun birthday update from Rheannon.  Hats and records have finally arrived and we get not only Rheannon's thoughts, but also her wife's feedback.  This then leads into a discussion on what is cool still.  Hats, skinny jeans, and even emoji's are all called into question.  Tamara has a lot of thoughts and feelings on the matter to be sure.   Although neither Tamara or Rheannon might be qualified experts on the matter of cool it doesn't stop them from trying.   This episode is sure to go downhill fast. 

S4 E25 · Sun, February 21, 2021

Season 4 Ep 25: The one about possible finger tattoos...sexy or taboo?

This week's episode kicks off with checking in on a trip Tamara had while watching a movie.  Rheannon had her concerns when she hadn't heard an update, but turns out the movie was excellent.  Now to be clear (and Tamara cannot stress this enough) it is a super weird movie.  Then there is a discussion on tattoos.  Tamara is thinking about getting a tattoo and is thinking about where to get it.  There is a whole discussion on finger tattoos and if they are sexy or taboo.  The jury is still out.  The question of whether or not Tamara will be able to handle the pain is still unanswered.  There really is only one way to find out, and much like this episode it is sure to go downhill fast. 

S4 E24 · Sun, February 14, 2021

Season 4 Ep 24: The one with all the gifts

This week's episode kicks off with Rheannon sharing what one of her birthday gifts is.  Which of course she opened early per usual.  Her record player though is going to be perfect in the game room to set the perfect chill vibes.  The trouble now is trying to pick the perfect record to start her collection.  Tamara of course has some recommendations, but it is  a sliding scale on how helpful those suggestions actually are.  Rheannon suggests that Tamara needs to get her Dad a gift as he is getting into fly fishing.  A sort of welcome to the sport gift. Rheannon finds a way to turn it into a game for Tamara to guess how expensive the equipment is.  Let's just say Tamara fails badly.   The more you know is important so Tamara doesn't fail when trying to buy the fly fishing starter kit, but it is likely that it will still go downhill fast. 

S4 E23 · Sun, February 07, 2021

Season 4 Ep 23: Scary shows with few spoilers and a possible swear jar

John has some things to say in this episode and he makes his feelings know.  Rheannon isn't having it because of some bad decisions that John made this week.  Tamara jokingly asks Rheannon if she would watch a scary moving with her.  Rheannon is not going to be fooled this time, she might have been fooled into watching a scary tv show.  Tamara accidentally found herself making a few spoilers, when normally it is Rheannon with the spoilers. Rheannon is pondering the implementation of a swear jar in the game room, but there are still a couple wrinkles to work out.  Mainly how much money would people actually put in the jar.  Also, who gets to keep the money at the end?  It is still unclear, but like this episode it is sure to go downhill fast.

S4 E22 · Sat, January 30, 2021

Season 4 Ep 22: The one with all the apologies

This week's episode goes especially downhill fast!  It starts off with Tamara having had a lot of trouble getting set up.  Tamara shares an update about the spa and how it went.  There is an option of additional spa treatments other than the massage, but the jury is still out.  Rheannon is gearing up for an exciting weekend finally being able to the pool table.  Taking a week off of skiing, which is a welcomed break after a malfunctioning magic carpet on the bunny hill.  Oh, the joys of teaching a child to ski.  This is an episode that goes especially downhill fast!

S4 E21 · Fri, January 22, 2021

Season 4 Ep 21: High and Tight

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara asking Rheannon to keep an ear out for a smoke alarm.  Rheannon shares about a possible pool table  being added to go along with her record player.   Tamara has a couple questions asking Rheannon's opinion on a couple of things.  It is unclear who is more uncomfortable asking, but  Rheannon's advice ended up being high and tight.  Little to say Tamara will be far outside of her comfort zone, and it is sure to go downhill fast!

S4 E20 · Mon, January 18, 2021

Season 4 Ep 20: The dress code includes consideration for anonymity

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara sharing her new found trick for rejuvenating champagne.  Rheannon laments about the end of "vacation"  and the struggle of the body trying to snap back to a sleep schedule.  Tamara has exciting news about a "big" purchase.  Rheannon shares some of the trials and tribulations of baby sitting and snack time.  Rheannon has an  idea for a youtube channel that will take on a new spin to downhill fast.  Tamara's first concern is people keeping their anonymity.  Rheannon has strong opinions about the dress code. John makes an appearance for a random photo shoot, like this episode, goes downhill fast. 

S4 E19 · Sat, January 09, 2021

Season 4 Ep 19: Happy New Years from Downhill fast!

This week's episode was recorded on New Years Eve!  Tamara did her best to celebrate in style by drinking her mimosa out of a champagne flute.  Sometimes all you need is a fancy glass to celebrate.  Rheannon had an interesting day with a project that ended up with some poop water spillage.  To everyone's surprise Tamara has some tips for next time.  There is still the question of who will have to load There is a small mix up of emojis that Rheannon texts and it makes Tamara's day!  The question no one asked of whether or not a typed out smile face should have a dash for a nose is answered. Then finally we talk about new years resolutions.  To no one's surprise Rheannon's includes skiing while Tamara's includes trying to start a new morning routine.  How hard could that be really? Well it just might, like this episode, go downhill fast. 

S4 E18 · Tue, January 05, 2021

Season 4 Ep 18: The trouble with surprise gifts and waiting

This episode kicks off with Rheannon's struggle of trying to get organized for this year's ski season.  The struggle really is with trying to get the tiny humans in her life organized.  Children just might be harder to heard that cats.  Tamara is excited to be getting outside for some dog walks later in the week when dog sitting.  Rheannon and Tamara discuss how early is too early to give Christmas gifts.  It should surprise no one that Tamara wants to follow the rules.  Although it is Tamara who talks Rheannon into sharing some surprise gift details. Check out the episode to hear just how downhill fast it goes! 

S4 E17 · Tue, December 22, 2020

Season 4 Ep 17: Adventures with a baby and the complexities of gift giving

This episode kicks of with Rheannon's adventures around town with her nephew.  Who is not a small baby, and maybe toddler or small child is a better description.  Either way the nephew and a "large" shopping cart made for a difficult situation.  Tamara and Rheannon compare notes of dogs who like to run away.  Then there is a discussion on whether or not it is ok to buy gifts that are not on a list.  Tamara has some strong opinions as someone who hates surprises and hangs on to gifts for basically forever. With discussing the complexities of gift giving this episode goes downhill fast. 

S4 E16 · Sun, December 13, 2020

Season 4 Ep 16: New shows and sights that can't be unseen...

This week's episode kicks off with the struggle of finding new shows to watch.  Just when Rheannon thinks she has found a new show to enjoy she innocently falls asleep.  Nothing could have prepared her for what she woke up to.   You might think is where the story ends, but because of technology that episode followed her around no matter what tv she turned on in her house.  Tamara has decorated a couple trees and struggled a little with some dog sitting duties.  The struggle is real and goes downhill fast! 

S4 E15 · Sun, November 29, 2020

Season 4 EP 15: Holiday movies and something up on a roof

This week's episode kicks off with Rheannon having a plan go slightly sideways, but was not crushed by a car.  Tamara had a plan go slightly sideways, but it was only with putting up Christmas lights.  Tamara also failed at starting the chainsaw, but really only tried it one, before she had an small accident.  Rheannon and Tamara compare notes on Holiday movies, and Tamara warns you a movie to skip.  The episode wraps up with Tamara being startled by a noise on the roof, and Rheannon has some suggestions that are less helpful and more take a picture for proof of whatever it might be. Whatever was on the roof, or in the roof, this episode goes downhill fast. 

S4 E14 · Fri, November 20, 2020

Season 4 Ep 14: Carry over from trick or treat and a theory about sour patch kids

This week's episode kicks off with a throw back to Halloween.  Since there was no clear "winner" to the trivia contest both Tamara and Rheannon take turns eating Jelly Beans the Bean Boozled box where there are two flavors that look exactly the same, but it might be coconut or spilled milk.  Taking turns going first it is only a matter of time before it goes downhill fast.  Rheannon also drops some knowledge for Tamara about the difference of water proof and water resistant.  Tamara has some opinions on hearing more about Rheannon's safety procedures for learning how to weld... let's just say this episode goes downhill fast. 

S4 E13 · Fri, November 13, 2020

Season 4 Ep 13: Special Guest with a side of technical difficulties

This episode is an extra special episode with a guest star.  Rheannon's brother makes an appearance to share his insights with the male perspective on dating during the days of Covid-19.  Since Rheannon is married she moderates a discussion on dating and ghosting to get the opinions from the single people.  She tries to get an informal poll to settle a debate between her and her wife...let's just say she is disappointed. Tamara takes advantage of having Rheannon's brother on the podcast to get some childhood stories.  It is sure to go downhill fast! 

S4 E12 · Mon, November 09, 2020

Season 4 Ep 12: Chain saws and trees, what could go wrong?

This week's episode kicks off with an update to the internet sage.  Rheannon kicks things up a notch in her power tools game by adding a chain saw to the mix.  Although Tamara had some notes for future attempts it definitely doesn't go as downhill as it could... so all in all not bad for a first attempt.  Tamara was supposed to help her parents in the backyard with a little chain saw and wood cutting, but instead she got a little distracted with chocolate chip cookies.   Between the chores, toy prep, and ski season approaching this episode goes downhill fast with a little help from internet struggles. 

S4 E10 · Fri, October 30, 2020

Season 4 Ep 10: Tricks or Treats what does John get up to?

This weeks episode kicks off talking about the exciting things Rheannon has coming in the mail.  Tamara's big excitement this week is more pumpkin related.  Now dogs can bring so much joy to our lives, and it turns out help warm up the bed on cold nights.  The trade of for dogs though is they can also get themselves into some trouble.  If there is one thing we know about John is that he doesn't always make the best decisions.  So in this episode will it close  out with either a sweet treat from John or another one of his tricks?  You will have to listen to find out, but it will go downhill fast either way. 

S4 E11 · Fri, October 30, 2020

Season 4 Ep 11: Halloween Mini Episode

This is a mini episode recorded for a Halloween release.  Feel free to join in with the Halloween movie trivia or laugh along at the struggle as Tamara and Rheannon try to answer trivia questions.  It is more difficult for movies they haven't seen... who would have guessed.  With a future bet on the line of eating gross flavored jelly beans who will win?  Will it be Tamara and her movie trivia knowledge?  Or will Rheannon surprise everyone with her knowledge of Halloween movie plots?  Check out this mini episode that is sure to go downhill fast. 

S4 E9 · Fri, October 16, 2020

Season 4: Ep 9: Trailer Talk or Dirty talk: Helping them get it off with my know how

This weeks episode kicks off with Rheannon sharing some hot tub updates that make Tamara very sad.  Was it the responsible and profitable option? Sure. But after the adventure that it was trying to get the hot tub transported it was still a little sad.  Rheannon had more adventures camping and fishing with the family.  John proves once again that is cannot be contained and goes where he wants.  Tamara adds giving dogs medicine to her resume, and although bumpy at first really does figure it out.  

S4 E8 · Fri, October 09, 2020

Season 4 Ep 8: The trouble with oaring and a cat in a tree

This week's episode kicks off with a cat in a tree.  A seemingly straight forward story if you leave out the part that the cat was in fact 60 feet in a tree and had to be hard core rescued by a nice man from a non profit that specializes in rescuing cats stuck in trees.  Then Rheannon shared a story of her adventures fishing where mistakes were made splitting up on two boats and the wind picked up making it harder than anyone could have anticipated.  Tamara then went rouge and tried hair cutting and a twist on her recipe for dinner.  One thing is for sure it went downhill fast.    

S4 E7 · Sat, October 03, 2020

Season 4: Ep 7 Rookie mistakes made by a new aunt (Fixed Audio)

This week's episode kicks off with some exciting news! Tamara is a new aunt.  She has already maybe made some aunt rookie mistakes by buying way too expensive baby clothes.  Rheannon though luckily is there to help teach Tamara the ropes.  Lessons were learning, maybe, baby shoes are just so cute! There is some chaos with cooking and spiders and this episode is sure to go downhill fast. 

S4 E6 · Sat, September 26, 2020

Season 4 Ep 6: episode with the bait haul

This weeks episode kicks off with Rheannon's bait haul that she is very proud of.  Tamara had some questions to be sure, but that is to be expected.  Tamara shares her adventure of trying to walk the cat.  It started off slow, but didn't go nearly as downhill fast as it could have! 

S4 E5 · Fri, September 18, 2020

Season 4 Ep 5: Anniversary trip and a birthday update

This week's episode kicks off with Rheannon sharing her upcoming plans for her anniversary trip.  It combines all the things she loves, her wife, her truck, her dog, and fishing in no particular order.  Tamara shares an update for her birthday, which did look a littler different than typical years.  Although she did get to see some of her favorite people, basically the five people that are in her pod.  Times are weird.  Tamara can't only blame these crazy times on how bad she is at flirting, but she tries anyways.  This episode does go downhill fast. 

S4 E4 · Fri, September 11, 2020

Season 4 Ep 4: Tacks that attack and Rheannon the wing-woman

This week's episode kicks off with the hazards of living with a  relentless tack, that will attack not once but twice.  Rheannon checks in on the saga that is Tamara trying to date during the pandemic.  Although Tamara did find a way to do a little bit of flirting, but really dropped the ball with the follow through.  With times as they are Rheannon feels disappointed in Tamara's ground game to try and figure out who this mystery man is.  It is sure to go downhill fast. 

S4 E2 · Mon, August 31, 2020

Season 4 Ep 3: Virtual Podcasting with a side of technical difficulties

For this week's episode we are back recording virtually.  It might have gotten off to a rocky start, i.e. taken about an hour to set up before recording, but we are here now.  Tamara kicks things off with an purchase update for car safety.  Rheannon does her best to help, but it really could be time for a car change. Rheannon shares all the updates on the fishing front, but Tamara is still waiting for some fresh caught fish to be able to eat.  Everyone is experiencing some struggles on the animal front.  Finally the episode closes with a book and movie corner.  You might not get too many recommendations since it is sure to go downhill fast! 

S4 E2 · Fri, July 31, 2020

Season 4: Episode 2 The struggle is real when eating hot wings... PART 2

This episode picks up immediately after the last episode. To be honest there was a short break, but you will hear all about it.  After the break Rheannon and Tamara are a little more composed to actually speak in full sentences and describe more of what what happening through all the rounds of the hot wings contest.  There is still some recovery happening, but you will have to listen to the episode to hear all about it.  Rheannon breaks down the other challenges that are upcoming.  Some might ask if there really was a winner to the hot wing challenge, but one thing is for sure it went downhill fast. 

S4 E1 · Tue, July 28, 2020

Season 4: Ep 1 The struggle is real when eating hot wings PART 1

This week's episode is recorded from a while back when Rheannon thought it was be a good idea to try our own version of the hot wing challenge.  With delicious home made nuggets all prepared we added, Rheannon would point out varying amounts of, hot sauces .  12 different hot sauces, one for each nugget.  Tamara struggled, then everyone struggled.  Questions were asked each round, with Tamara asking multiple times why they were doing it.  This week part one, it ends a little suddenly, and next week will be part two where we break it all down.  One thing you will know for sure is that it definitely will go downhill fast. 

S3 E31 · Mon, June 22, 2020

Season 3 Ep 32: Stuck by cactus spines and other misadventures

This week's episode kicks off with a competition, a name that song competition.  Tamara and Rheannon find themselves in a very competitive mood involving as much smack talk as actual competition.  Two friends name songs and only one can win. Tamara shares a story of while out shopping she accidentally got handsy with a cactus, but luckily her friend is there try try and lend a hand to pull out the cactus spines.  One things is for sure even a trip to the story can go downhill fast. 

S3 E32 · Tue, May 26, 2020

Season 3 Ep 31: Lessons learned from fly fishing, which in Tamara's case isn't much

This episode kicks off with Tamara recalling all of her lessons learned from Rheannon fly fishing.  It really boils down to just don't forget to lick your knots. The importance of having a good teacher when learning something new, like fly fishing.  Rheannon does some reflection on her teaching style which is a little hands off to say the least.  The episode starts with Rheannon eating her ice cream invention called "high ice cream" and Tamara enjoys a strudel, and things go downhill from there. 

S3 E30 · Mon, May 18, 2020

Season 3 Ep 30: Quarantine Updates and the new drink that will probably never catch on Fireball Squirts

This weeks episode kicks off with a new drink of Rheannon's creation.  It is a fireball and squirt concoction called Fireball Squirts.  It sounds awful, but even Tamara has to agree it isn't bad.  When supplies are limited during quarantine you have to make drinks with what you have on hand.  After a couple weeks off this episode kicks off with Tamara sharing how much she has missed going to the gym and seeing friends.  Although Tamara does her best to keep with with her new doctor friends, she really has no idea what they are talking about.  Rheannon has been keeping busy with all the house remodeling things and living her best life.  John Wayne and Rheannon really are loving the work from home and all the time for projects. Pour yourself a drink and listen to this episode go downhill fast. 

S3 E30 · Fri, May 08, 2020

Season 3 Ep 29: A banana sounds like a good snack until... (Fixed)

This weeks episode kicks off with with Tamara living her best life eating a banana.  Rheannon has never seen someone enjoy a banana so much.  John has been enjoying having the humans home all the time with walks every day and barging into zoom meetings.  The chickens also have gotten used to snacks at all hours of the days and really throw a stink if their schedule is disadvantaged. All these weeks Tamara has picked up a few new skills and blew Rheannon's mind about all the bread things.  From new shows to projects we catch up on all the quarantine things that will definitely go downhill fast. 

S3 E28 · Fri, April 10, 2020

Season 3 Ep 28: Mindfulness Meditation Vs. Cat Farts and Dog Dreams (Fixed)

This weeks episode kicks off with Tamara and Rheannon getting all caught up since the last podcast recording.  Tamara had to fill Rheannon in on the fight she got into with a ceiling fan and well lost.  Furthermore, Tamara also managed to get into a disagreement with all of the animals while the was trying to do her mindfulness medication.  It is safe to say that is wasn't very relaxing for anyone, but luckily the chaos didn't wake the whole house.  Rheannon shares an update on her new work from home attire.  Everyone is doing their best in these crazy days with snow, earthquakes, and self isolation and these stories are going to keep going downhill fast. 

S3 E27 · Fri, April 03, 2020

Season 3 Ep 27: Adjusting to the new normal with projects, new workout challenge, and some laughs (fixed)

This weeks episode kicks off with Tamara and Rheannon catching up after the new normal and a few weeks apart.  Rheannon is transitioning fairly smoothly with previous practice of working from home.  Tamara the extrovert is hanging in there and has no problems having full on conversations with the dogs in her life, although this is not really something new.  The pair check up on house projects and Tamara learns about the term "scope creep" which is not all that creepy and sounds oh so much dirtier than it is.  Even if trying times it is clear these stories are going to keep on going downhill fast. 

S3 E26 · Thu, March 19, 2020

Season 3 Ep 26: Tales of anesthesia

This weeks episode kicks off with Tamara trying to make a drink. Although it could have been real weird it turned out pretty great. They say sweet dreams are made of drugs, but Tamara had a bad response to anesthesia. Luckily she was four, so her yelling was kept PG.  We then talked about all things tattoos. It is very clear Tamara has no tattoos while Rheannon has tattoos. Should the Uphill Slow and Downhill Fast crew get a tattoo? Probably not, but we speculate on what tattoo we would all get. It will definitely go downhill fast! 

S3 E25 · Fri, March 06, 2020

Season 3 Ep 25: Adventures with Rocky Mountain Oysters and herding cats

Eating at a restaurant that looks like a murder shack what could go wrong?  Rocky Mountain Oysters are balls, turns out Tamara learned. Swinging steaks, who knew. The struggles of meat sweats are real and with no service means it was an early to bed kinda night.  Rheannon took her responsibilities vey seriously of not killing Tamara. The case of the missing wedding ring had to go to the GoPro footage to confirm. Tamara disappoints Rheannon by her choice in shoes for a project and not planning ahead with her shoes. Rheannon has a master plan for finding a missing ring, and Tamara has lots of questions.  Listen to hear just how downhill fast the planning goes. Tales from walking the dog, but you get followed by the cats. Tamara enjoys playing fetch with Diego in the house with a stick.  John doesn’t understand why the rules are different for the cats than him. 

S3 E25 · Wed, February 26, 2020

Season 3 Ep 25: Workin' hard for the granite

This week's episode kicks off with stories from a run to pick up granite for a kitchen remodel.   Tamara learns all the lingo of the trailer and whoopdies, which she links for a bit too long are whoopsies.  Rheannon does her best to share the trailer knowledge, but it might be too late for Tamara. A lot could go wrong with crazy wind and horizontal ice snow, and the moving the granite on top of that.  Luckily things don't go downhill too fast, and no granite was lost or damaged during this adventure. 

S3 E24 · Tue, February 18, 2020

Season 3 Ep 24: Uphill Slow and Super Bowl Updates

This weeks episode of uphill slow covers all the updates including the super bowl. Things were said and group chats were left, but spoiler alert all friendships did survive the super bowl party.  This weeks topics range from having babies, serial killers, and anime. 

S3 E23 · Tue, February 11, 2020

Season 3 Ep 23: Relaxing face masks or minimal face melting...

This episode goes downhill fast when Tamara just wants to do a relaxing face mask with her friend, but Rheannon is worried her face is melting. That is right we do face masks live on the pod, what could go wrong? Doesn’t help that Rheannon has no patience for directions... hear how that goes and other stories from our week that went downhill fast. 

S3 E22 · Sun, February 02, 2020

Season 3 Ep 22: Beefing with cat and the downside of competing with friends...all the Smack Talk

This weeks episode goes downhill fast right from the start with Tamara beefing with Diego, who yes is a cat.  Neither cat nor human wants to stand down, and things well go downhill fast.  Tamara is shook to say the least. Rheannon tells a story that had her wearing sweats, flannel, and her deck boots leading Cinnamon to realize that her wife could be an extension of some of the reality tv shows she watches.  She certainly dresses the part sometimes, appearing like the show becomes 3D. Tamara shares the real downside of dessert while doing a fasting challenge, and both Rheannon and Tamara lament about having more people doing the challenge leading to less cheat days and a whole lot more Smack Talk.

S3 E21 · Thu, January 23, 2020

Season 3 Ep 21: Trying to enjoy the snow and the little things

This weeks episode kicks off with Rheannon and Tamara questioning if downhill fast is the best slogan for a ski resort. We take turns sharing stories of trying to teach kids to ski and how we learned to ski as kids.  Then Rheannon answers questions posed by PimpSmack and Tamara about all things ranging from can you box with your hair down to why if you enjoy sleep so much do we have to leave for road trips at 6:00 am.  Then Tamara and Rheannon reflect on in the new year trying to get outside more and really take time to enjoy the little things. 

S3 E20 · Fri, January 17, 2020

Season 3 Ep 20: Uphill Slow Crew and Crash Stories

This weeks episode goes downhill fast with stories from the ski slope.  Both PimpSmack and Cinnamon had some trouble with directions, which Rheannon denies being any part of.  There is a little disagreement about how much pasta is too much pasta for John Wayne. Tamara shares a story about trying something fancy and it might have been too fancy for her.   Then the smack talk starts immediately as Cinnamon and PimpSmack join the workout challenge, what could go wrong?

S3 E19 · Tue, January 07, 2020

Season 3 Ep 19 Sweet Spot, Fast Rules, and Stuffing the Stocking

This week's episode is a little delayed due to the holidays.  Episode kicks off with Tamara still trying to figure out the fasting rules, even though we are months into the challenge.  Rheannon wants to explore high tech boxing workout equipment, and Tamara has a couple of questions and concerns. Rheannon is tricked into a sad movie, spoiler alert, she reviews Marriage Story. Tamara explains her take on Christmas shopping, while Rheannon seems to think it is ok to wear your Christmas present three weeks before Christmas!!! Tamara obviously has some problems with this.  We get on a couple of detours and one includes a shark attack and danger noodles. 

S3 E18 · Wed, December 18, 2019

Season 3 Ep 18 John Tries to Destroy the House and Lessons from pranks

This week's episode kicks off with Tamara and Rheannon catching up after the Thanksgiving break.  The cats are stretching their legs and exploring outside, even if that means trying to get at the chickens. John is really trying hard to eat everything he can find and some things he really shouldn't eat.  Rheannon has some thoughts after seeing Frozen 2 in the theater.  Spoiler alert Tamara has some opinions even though she hasn't seen the movie, and it will defiantly go downhill fast.  

S3 E17 · Fri, December 06, 2019

Season 3 Ep 17 Snacks, Battle of Wills Tamara vs. Kittens, Car Smoke

This weeks episode kicks off with snacks at our new diner podcast set up.  Tamara went to war with the kittens over creating a blockade to protect the pretzels, and is worried about the kittens plotting their great escape.  Tamara shares the story of when her car had more car trouble , this time with smoke. Rheannon and Tamara once and for all settle the argument about terms for the water challenge. 

S3 E16 · Fri, November 22, 2019

Season 3 Ep 8, Special Guest joins the Uphill Slow and Downhill Fast Crew.

This week’s episode we have the pleasure of hosting a very special guest Anal Stacy! Uphill Slow joins Tamara and Rheannon to answer questions and get to the bottom once and for all. There might be an entire tangent on nipple piercings. The good, the bad, and the things you maybe don’t think of unless you have had one. With a full podcast studio it goes downhill fast! 

S3 E15 · Fri, November 15, 2019

Season 3 Ep 7 Uphill Slow/ Downhill Fast Mashup ish... well without Tamara

Uphill Slow/ Downhill Fast Mashup ish... well without Tamara. There is a mishap with a minion onesie in a Haunted House, and let’s just say the haunted house went just as downhill fast as you might imagine. PimpSmack gets all of her massage questions answered by Rheannon. To be sure oh so many questions!! The tried and true questions like do I have to get naked and how much talking is ok.  You know it is is a little downhill fast and a little uphill slow minus Tamara. 

S3 E5 · Fri, November 01, 2019

Season 3 Ep 6 Halloween and other spooky stories

This weeks episode kicks off with Rheannon talking about how she went big this Halloween.  She undertook a large project to try and make the perfect Halloween costume for her niece.  Although it didn't go downhill fast it did maybe get away from her.  Tamara shares what scares her, which maybe is driving with half her headlights burned out.  That definitely could go downhill fast!

S3 E15 · Fri, October 25, 2019

Uphill Slow 5

Cinnamon and Pimpsmack are back at it with an episode of Uphill Slow. You will finally hear both sides of the infamous wedding night story. Was PimpSmack tripped or did she fall? You may or may not get the answer, you decide! 

S3 E5 · Fri, October 18, 2019

Season 3 Ep 5, Hiatus, Blue Ram, Best Friend Game, Skiing, Life is Hard, Tamara is scared of snow

Season 3 Ep 5, We are back from a week hiatus. This week catch up the last couple of weeks happenings and play the Best Friend Game. We talk getting excited for skiing even if Tamara is afraid of snow. Life is hard!

S3 E4 · Thu, September 26, 2019

Season 3 Ep 4, Harry J Riley, Anal RV Game, Kids Wiping Butts, Murder Motel, $100 Limit

This week we welcome guest Harry J Riley to the Podcast!! We of course had to introduce him to the Anal RV Game, which we were happy to fill him in on this fun road trip game that never gets old!!  We asked him about whether he thought his kid would whip his but which he was old, and he said his experience with a Murder Motel and $100 limit rule he has to implement because of it! 

S3 E3 · Fri, September 20, 2019

Season 3 Ep 3, Wedding Stories, Was Tamara Hit On, and Who Would Fight Burglars?

This week’s episode kicks off with some stories from the wedding. Rheannon tries to solve the riddle of was Tamara hit on.  Married life includes switching sides of the bed, maybe, and hidden candy.  All things considered, no animals were harmed during filming, there was some whimpering that went downhill fast! 

Thu, September 12, 2019

Uphill Slow 4

Here is another installment of Uphill Slow. This week’s episode brings Cinnamon and PimpSmack talking all the things! Thoughts on wedding and wedding dress and the big day. Stories from the week and heckling of Tamara and Rheannon. 

S3 E1 · Fri, September 06, 2019

Season 3 Ep 1: Kicking off season three with no cake...

This episode kicks off season three!!! Tamara fails in her promise/plan (depends who you ask) on providing some cake. Promises were made and promises were broken (allegedly). This episodes includes, spiders, dog walks, and koolaide failures. This season has already gone downhill fast! 

S2 E34 · Mon, September 02, 2019

Season 2 Ep 34 Popsicles and Pickle-ball, what could go wrong?

This week’s episode kicks off mid popsicle. Well Rheannon enjoys the last popsicle while Tamara just wishes she had a popsicle. This week has an update on all things pickle ball and the struggle is real!! 

S2 E32 · Sat, August 24, 2019

Season 2 Ep 32, Found Shampoo, Dirty Towel, Emoji's, and Cum?

This week's episode goes downhill fast with the struggles of trying to eat healthy at a steak joint.  Tamara did her best with varying levels of success.  Rheannon went on a fishing adventure that involved the question being asked, "how dangerous would it be to keep fishing?".  Tamara was locked out of the pool and forced to take drastic measures to get a towel.  She maybe didn't have to use the shampoo she found left in the gym shower. We learn more about Tamara through her top emoji's. 

S2 E31 · Fri, August 16, 2019

Childhood Injuries, Car Wrecks, John Lies, Anal Stacy, Killer Prius, Good Christian People?

This weeks episode goes downhill fast with a couple stories about childhood injuries, car wrecks, and John lies. We get an update from Anal Stacy about her killer Prius. Also Rheannon shares a story that will include a joke that doesn’t exactly land. 

S2 E30 · Fri, August 09, 2019

Season 2 Episode 30, Tater tots, Portland, Aardvark, Tamara Running Late, Jerky or Dog Food

Season 2 Episode 30, oh adventures in Portland led to tater tots without the famous Aardvark sauce.  Tamara was her normal self running late on Tam time causing event to take a turn and go downhill fast.  Tamara brought a taste of Jerky, Will Rheannon guess the flavor or think it is dog food. 

S2 E28 · Fri, July 26, 2019

Season 2 Ep 28, Fly Fishing, Jelly Fish, Pee, Cherry Truffle Pig, Consuelo has issues

Oh all the things can can go downhill fast do in this episode. A fly fishing trip happens with lots of fish seen, but none caught. Tamara shares an epic story from here teenage years of an encounter with a jelly fish and her friends wanting to pee on it. What first aid did she end up accepting from her friends? Finally we have stories of a  cherry truffle pig and Consuelo has issues. 

S2 E30 · Fri, July 26, 2019

Season 2 Ep 29 Uphill Slow 3

Cinnamon and Pimpsmack 

S2 E27 · Fri, July 19, 2019

Season 2 Ep 27, In and Out, Murder Scene, Trunk Sandwiches, Fishing

Season 2 Ep 27, this weeks episodes goes downhill and starts with a story, no a quest for In and Out.  Tamara stumbles across an art Murder scene.  Finally Tamara shares the trunk sandwiches story. Finally everyone is excited for fishing this weekend and predictions are made for who is going to catch fish, or won’t catch any fish. 

S2 E26 · Fri, July 12, 2019

Season 2 Ep 26 Avoid the P

This weeks episode brings us back after the 4th of July.  Tamara can’t stand the pop filter, so she spends the episode trying to avoid all words with the letter “p”.  Can she do it?  Over the long weekend Tamara lived her best life with Stranger Things inspired ice cream boats. Rheannon’s 4th was rough with poor John Wayne and the fireworks. 

S2 E24 · Fri, July 05, 2019

Season 2 Ep 24, Boob Names, New Mics, Tech Support, Wedding Attire, 4th of July

This weeks episode has new mics.  Which yes maybe took two hours to set up, but with the help of in house tech support was totally worth it.  At the encouraging of PjmpSmack we have some ideas for wedding attire Rheannon is less than excited about.  Then finally Tamara and Rheannon share stories of 4th of July that of course went downhill fast.

S2 E22 · Fri, June 28, 2019

Season 2 Ep 23, Wedding Attire, TRUCK!, Dance Songs, Naked Butts, Shower Shits

This weeks episode starts off with the story of the new jingle and how it came to be.  Rheannon and Tamara discuss wedding attire of what Rheannon can or CAN"T wear to the wedding.  Someone bought a TRUCK! and we are talking about it. We have an update on the first dance possible songs.  Finally the episode has a little story about naked butts and shower shits that goes downhill fast. 

S2 E22 · Wed, June 26, 2019

Season 2 Ep 22, Rheannon Marriage Counseling, Hit On, Laundry Folding

Part two we hear from Rheannon on the marriage counseling for fun.  Rheannon once again is hit on, and the pair tries to get to the bottom of why is this happening.  The real important question is answer, whose job is it anyway with the laundry folding.  Spoiler alert, there are a lot of opinions that will surely go downhill fast. 

S2 E20 · Sat, June 22, 2019

Season 2 Ep 21, Cinnamon Marriage Counseling?, Sprained Ankle

Part one this week's downhill fast episode takes a turn with Tamara trying her hand at marriage counseling. With literally no experience with marriage counseling this will surly go downhill fast.  Let's call it more of personality test.  The episode includes a story about a sprained ankle, and to be fair this is not your average pinecone. You can be sure, the pinecone won, and someone might have gone down...hill fast. 

S2 E15 · Thu, June 13, 2019

Season 2 Ep 20, Uphill Slow, Waterpolo, Pimpsmack, Gigalo, Cinnamon, Birthday

Uphill Slow adds another guest bringing the total hosts to five friends telling all kinds of stories. This includes some “myths” of Waterpolo according to PimpSmack, Gigalo, and Cinnamon. It also happens to have been PimpSmack’s birthday when we recorded. Did we sing? You will have to listen to find out. 

S2 E14 · Fri, June 07, 2019

Season 2 Ep 19, Anal Stacy, Portland, Voodoo Doughnuts, Facials?

Season 2 Ep 19, Anal Stacy writes in with an RV update. We talk all things Portland and Voodoo Doughnuts, and then discuss whether or not we should go get some facials. 

S2 E17 · Fri, May 24, 2019

Season 2 Ep 18, Boat Bathroom, RV sex, sex on the beach

This week’s episode includes Tamara telling two stories just to share a story that goes downhill involving a boat bathroom. Not to be done there, she goes on to share some of her fears, or concerns rather, at RV sex, sex on the beach, or ways animals could interrupt having sex outside.  One thing is for sure there will be some over sharing, merch ideas, and laughter that comes out of this episode. 

S2 E16 · Fri, May 17, 2019

Season 2 Ep 17, Grapes, Bush, 805, Beer

Episode kicks off with a story about grapes that goes downhill fast. We field a question talking about bush, and we are not talking about the President. Tamara has some questions about 805 and a hat she was gifted. The underlying question  Tamara is asking is can she rep a brewery when she doesn't drink beer. Episode goes downhill when the topic of makeup and how crazy it is to run with your hair down. 

S2 E13 · Fri, May 10, 2019

Season 2 Ep 16, Uphill Slow

Brand new episode with special guests PimpSmack and Cinnamon.  This is a special segment called Uphill Slow that will be a review of past Downhill Fast episodes.  , PimpSmack kicked off this first episode with her concerns about Girth and Rodeo.  There is a tangent on bathroom sex and a story about possible roommate murder that is sure to go uphill slow. 

S2 E15 · Sat, April 27, 2019

Season 2 Ep 15, Last Comic Standing, Pickup lines, First Dance, Blow Job Song,

Rheannon kicks off the podcast talking about pickup lines.  Tamara shares her thoughts on some of the problems of pickup lines. First dance suggestions this week has Tamara calling in back up with this weeks suggestions. Tamara is shocked at the idea that the first dance song might be a blow job song. Rheannon shares the story of the time she tried auditioning for the Last Comic Standing as it explains her feelings on LA.  It is a story that goes downhill fast!

S2 E13 · Fri, April 19, 2019

Season 2 Ep 13, Tamara is BACK, Disneyland, Escalator, Varmit, In and Out, Death by Spider (Almost), Hipster Beard

Tamara is BACK from vacation.  Two weeks off and it feels great being back! Disneyland is the happiest place on earth and Tamara lived her best life visiting.  Rheannon shares stories of run ins with animals on her way to Disneyland and while at Disneyland.  Tamara has a run in with an escalator, and the escalator wins.  Luckily there is a hipster man with a beard there to help. Tamara of course had to make a stop at In and Out.  This episode there is also an ongoing saga with a spider.  Rheannon almost dies by spider (amost).

S2 E12 · Fri, March 29, 2019

Season 2 Ep 12, Boobs, Baby Shark, Gay Rapunzel, Neck Line, Handwriting Competition

This weeks episode kicks of with a baby shark rendition from Rheannon and a handwriting competition on the Instagram story.  Rheannon gets distracted by boobs, and there is a discussion about cleavage and neck lines.  After checking out some cartoons Rheannon has a theory that Rapunzel is gay. 

S2 E11 · Fri, March 22, 2019

Season 2 Ep 11, Soap Operas, Starbucks, Wedding Night Sex, Car Fires, Photo Op, Cat Fight

Rheannon attempts to question Tamara about her love of soap Operas and specifically Young and the Restless.  After a trip to Seattle Rheannon has a story that went downhill fast at a Starbucks.  Tamara and Rheannon seem to have different opinions about how exhausted you should be on your wedding night, and whether sex should be on or off the table.  Finally the pair talks about car fires, and Tamara has some concerns about her responsibilities in case of a car fire while she is in the back seat. 

S2 E10 · Fri, March 15, 2019

Season 2 Ep 10, #AnalRVGame, Ghost Undies, Lent, John Wayne Caption, Water Challenge Terms

On this episode Tamara and Rheannon share a new game that they have just learned about that just might change the way you look at RV names forever.  A game that normally is played on the highway we are going to create the social media contest #AnalRVGame.  Ghost Undies bring a lot of joy to Rheannon.  There is a correction corer around Lent.  This week we need your help coming up with the best John Wayne caption.  Finally we talk about the terms for the next water challenge.  This week's episode goes downhill fast out of the gate with some laughing so hard it leads to tears. 

S2 E9 · Fri, March 08, 2019

Season 2 Ep 9, Peanut M&M's, Kill Room, Naming Things, Murder of Crows, Snow

This episode kicks off with some Peanut M&M's being consumed.  Hopefully it isn't to distracting from the stories, if it is please email at downhillfastpodcast@gmail.com (really any questions, comments, or feedback would be welcomed).  Rheannon shares an update from the kill room, which to be clear involves a dog chewing on things and not actual murder.  Tamara shares how she wishes she could be put in charge of naming things, but more specifically groups of animals.  There has to be a better name than murder of crows.  Another update on how snow is continuing to ruin the party.  All these stories and more will surely go downhill fast. 

S2 E8 · Sat, March 02, 2019

Season 2 Ep 8, Girth, Edibles, Movie Characters, Bathroom Stalls, Snow

This episode starts off going downhill fast! Tamara tells the story of how when she learned her friend didn't like the word girth in a similar way that other folks don't like the word moist, well she couldn't stop saying it.  Rheannon had a trip to the westside take a turn when edibles got involved. Well less the edibles and more the copious amounts of food that were ordered through Post Mates. Tamara and Rheannon go on a tangent of movie characters and tv shows.  Tamara is then very rude and only half listens to a story from Rheannon about bathroom stalls due to her concern for some research she was in the middle of about beets. And yes, googling while podcasting is probably not the best idea. Then finally there is still one ton of snow and everyone is pretty upset about it.

S2 E7 · Sat, February 16, 2019

Season 2 Ep 7, Valentines Day, Poop, Fat Baby, Fruit Snack?, Volcano Shits

This week's episode was recorded on Valentines Day.  Tamara and Rheannon talk about what emoji's are romantic or not romantic to send a partner.  There also might have been a little confusion about Tamara being accidentally sent a kissing emoji.  Tamara tried to even the score by sharing a poop emoji and a poop story.   Rheannon has had a fat baby join the family.  Finaly a story about a fruit snack that maybe looks a little like something else. 

S2 E6 · Fri, February 08, 2019

Season 2 Ep 6, Super Bowl, Crazy Schedule, Danger Sledding, Tamara Hypothermia Agian!, Live Concerts

Even though the Super Bowl have been a snooze fest Rheannon and Tamara talk about how it all went downhill.  Tamara shares about her crazy work schedule that will surely be crazy.  With the impending snow storm coming Tamara shares a story of the danger of sledding that literally went downhill fast.  With how much Tamara hates the cold it just might be related to the second time she got hypothermia.  Then finally the pair talks about the joys and pitfalls of live concerts.  

S2 E5 · Thu, January 31, 2019

Season 2 Ep 5, Sick Kids, Water Challenge, Board Games, Shorts vs Dress

So this week's episode goes downhill fast right from the start with a story with a sick kido in it.  Rheannon just wanted to take her nieces skiing, but unfortunately not everything can always go to plan.  There is a question that Tamara has to settle about the water challenge, and maybe does so n a heatless fashion.  Although Tamara's love of board games cannot be questioned as she nerds out about her new favorite game.  Then there is the timeless debate of dress or shorts to work.  Whichever side you are on for that debate one thing is sure this episode of downhill fast will do just that! 

S2 E4 · Fri, January 25, 2019

Season 2 Ep 4, Burn Pile, Negotiate and Flirt, Skiing Backwards

Rheannon shares the joy of a burn pile to Tamara, who did not grown up with burn piles in her life.  Tamara tells a story of how she negotiated the sale of a snow board, so she could flit with a boy.  It really did not include a lot of flirting, might have been more just talking, but it is an inside look at Tamara's flit game.  Rheannon and Tamara talk about Rheannon's upcoming ski trip. Which will be full of skiing with her nieces and some ski tricks.

S2 E3 · Sat, January 19, 2019

Season 2 Ep 3, Friday Podcast, Skiing, Short Jeans, Cat Fight, Dog Catcher, Cat is Free

This special Friday recording of the podcast goes a little extra downhill fast.  The animals seem just as hyped up as the humans, and there is a animal play session that gets loud and a little extra input from John Wayne.  Tamara and Rheannon share how they learned to ski, and talk all things skiing from last weekend. The age old question of how short can jeans be and still be cool is investigated.  Also a story of the great John Wayne escape from this week and an unlikely dog catching tactic was deployed.

S2 E2 · Fri, January 11, 2019

Season 2 Ep 2, Skiing, Sweat, Kids and Cell Phones, Saunas

This week's episode Tamara and Rheannon talk about the upcoming ski trip. Tamara is hoping to coast downhill will very little sweating. Rheannon is going to be prepared with a mid day sock change, due to the foot sweating. Time will tell which one is right, and Tamara might literally go downhill fast.  Rheannon tells Tamara all about the filters on kids phones these days which is bananas.  Tamara shares the story explaining why she is scared of, or at least very cautious of not getting trapped in a sauna. 

S2 E1 · Fri, January 04, 2019

Season 2 Ep 1, New Year, Dandillion Wine, Movies, The Big Lebowski,

This episode is kicking off the New Year and season 2.  To start the year off trying new things Tamara and Rheannon try homemade Dandillion Wine.  The holidays include watching so many movies.  Rheannon shares her new favorite movie The Big Lebowski, and talks about the other movies she watched that fell short. Tamara rang in the new year with a hot tub that was a wee bit too hot.  

S1 E28 · Fri, December 21, 2018

Season 1 Ep 28, Guess the Drink, Squirrel Encounter, Lady Dr., Trivia, Happy New Year, Getting Lucky

This episode will go downhill fast as we start the episode off with a game of Guess the Drink.  Tamara has prepared two drinks with mystery ingredients and Rheannon has to do her best to guess what is in each drink.  Nothing like a stand off with a squirrel, but luckily Tamara wins this round. A trip to the Lady Dr. is never a fun trip, and a trip to a new doctor has the potential to go down hill fast.  This weeks episode was recorded after trivia and just might go downhill fast. We end season one with a Happy New Year's and some parting words of "wisdom".  

S1 E27 · Fri, December 14, 2018

Season 1 Ep 27, Professionalism, Chickens, Drugged Cat, Watching Movies

Tamara and Rheannon talk about the difference of professionalism expectations between men and women.  Tamara manages to get Rheannon pretty fired up about dress codes and a shirt with a collar, AKA a polo. Even if koozies is a hard word to say (for both Tamara and Rheannon), we are still excited to have them up on on the website. Tamara loves painting and tries to talk Rheannon into letting her help paint in the next remodel project. Update on the chickens and the poor drugged cat. Both Tamara and Rheannon's families will watch movies over the holidays and they have very different opinions on movies, specifically Tamara liking Marvel movies and Rheannon less so.  

S1 E26 · Mon, December 10, 2018

Season 1 Ep 26, Mini Episode - Tamara gets a haircut

Tamara asked for a hair cut from Rheannon and was very confident until it got started.  Once Rheannon's girlfriend is not supervising Tamara quickly loses confidence and it all goes downhill. Very simple questions like trying to agree on how big is an inch or is the goal to cut the hair straight takes a serious tone. Rheannon bounces back and tries to navigate the hair cut conversation as a good hair cut should have.  Will Tamara get set up on a date? Will her hair get cut?  Will it all go downhill fast?

S1 E25 · Fri, December 07, 2018

Season 1 Ep 25, Tamara's Haircut, Ashe Guadalupe, Socks, Pillows, Underwear

This week's episode has Tamara getting excited for a hair cut from Rheannon.  Who yes has no experience cutting hair, but what could go wrong? We get an update about Ashe Guadalupe who got a little banged up.  Tamara has to weigh in on how much is too much to spend on socks and underwear and can you have too many pillows.    

S1 E23 · Fri, November 30, 2018

Season 1 Ep 24, Broken Glass, Hazelnuts, New Mic, After.....noon

Rheannon & Tamara discuss high quality ski pants, the affects of drinking 80 ounces of water a day to avoid getting punched in the face.  There are some questions about how Tamara's next haircut will go. Updates from getting a new podcast mic, wearing headphones, and random glass breaking.  Tamara's less than scientific hazelnut allergy test.  

S1 E23 · Fri, November 23, 2018

Season 1 Ep 23, Hot Chocolate, Dog Proofing, Haricut, Wedding Hair, 80 Ounces of Water, Parking Garage, 18 Kids and Counting

Rheannon & Tamara discuss how bad John Wayne has been lately and the new 80 ounces a day water challenged inspired by Jo Rogan's sober October.  How parking garages are sketchy and dangerous and overly aggressive. Whether or not you should have kids in bunches.  Also Tamara get's super excited for hot chocolate and a poor plan to try and figure if she is allergic to hazelnuts. 

S1 E22 · Fri, November 16, 2018

Season 1 Ep 22, Waterfall, White Water Rafting, Wedding Speeches, Finger Condoms, Suits

Tamara tells the story of going over a waterfall on a  white water rafting during her toast at her friends wedding and she retells that story on the podcast this week. Rheannon shares her thoughts on finger condoms, which other folks maybe calls a ring. 

S1 E21 · Fri, November 09, 2018

Season 1 Ep 21, Pot Filler, Downhill Nation, Downhilli, Downhillus, Downhillian, Laser Tag

Rheannon describes how things go downhill quickly when the pot filler is knocked off the wall.  We got our first email with a recommendation for a name for our fans Downhill Nation, Downhilli (singular), Downhillus (plural), Downhillian (to describe a situation that goes downhill fast). Tamara tells a couple of stories from  laser tag that just might go downhill fast.

S1 E20 · Fri, November 02, 2018

Season 1 Ep 20, Going back to 20's, Voting, Save the Dates, Wedding Dancing, Fog Horns

Tamara and Rheannon discuss what it would talk to go back to their 20's and how important it is to vote.  Rheannon has a creative idea for her save the dates and Tamara is pretty convinced that it is going to go downhill fast.  The friends discuss dancing at weddings and just how bad it would be to train a cat using a fog horn.

S1 E19 · Fri, October 26, 2018

Season 1 Ep 19, College Game Day, My Favorite Murder, Sleep, Land SUPing, ERGing

Tamara shares stories from College Game Day and going to see My Favorite Murder Podcast live in Seattle.  Rheannon tried teaching Tamara to land SUPing, and then Tamara taught Rheannon how to erg. 

S1 E18 · Fri, October 19, 2018

Season 1 Ep 18, Perfect 36 points, fly fishing, Downers

Tamara talks about growing up having to clean her room to 36 points.  Tamara and Rheannon talk about fly fishing.  Then Rheannon shares an idea for a name for the listeners downers.

S1 E17 · Fri, October 12, 2018

Season 1 Ep 17, Beyonce, Sea Lions, MMA

Tamara tells stories from seeing Beyonce in Seattle. Rheannon talks about Sea Lions and her new found love of MMA.

S1 E16 · Mon, October 01, 2018

Season 1 Ep 16, Bo Update, Seattle One Big Game of Chicken, Quiz

Tamara shares an update on Bo.  Rheannon talks about Seattle One Big Game of Chicken, and then the pair take a quiz.

S1 E15 · Fri, September 21, 2018

Season 1 Ep 15, Bo Hamilton Longfellow, Razor Blade, Fly Fishing, Bears

Tamara talks about Bo Hamilton Longfellow, which yes might be the most obnoxious name for a dog.  Then Rheannon and Tamara talk about razor blades, fly fishing, and bears.  The bars happen to be the part of fly fishing that scares Tamara the most.

S1 E14 · Fri, September 14, 2018

Season 1 Ep 14, Hamilton Longfellow, Fly Fishing, Poor Man's Moscow Mule

Tamara has wanted a dog for year and shares how she came up with the name Hamilton Longfellow. Rheannon and Tamara talk fly fishing all while drinking a poor man's Moscow Mule.

S1 E13 · Fri, September 07, 2018

Season 1 Ep 13, We are back, Seattle Traffic, Endings, Not a Pickup Line

Tamara and Rheannon are back at it after a week break. Rheannon tells stories from her time in Seattle, which is a city she compares to the wild wild west. Tamara talks about the hitting traffic in Seattle and the nightmare of traffic when your maybe not used to it. Sitting in a bar Tamara thinks she is getting hit on...she wasn't.  What could have been a pick up line, but it really really wasn't. 

S1 E12 · Fri, August 24, 2018

Season 1 Ep 12, Good Weed, Freeloading Chickens,

Rheannon does her best to teach Tamara about farm animals. She also tells Tamara all about the freeloading chickens she has on her hands.  After a few days of eggs the chickens are now phoning it in.  Tamara and Rheannon are really excited about having a listener from Austria, and Tamara ends up quizzing Rheannon on continents.  Rheannon talks about her animals getting along and how that could relate to how she raises her future kids. 

S1 E12 · Fri, August 17, 2018

Season 1 Ep 11, Apple Watch, Escaping Chickens, Butt Eggs, Trash Pandas

Rheannon shares that zucchini pasta is a glitch in the matrix, and Tamara of course loves references to The Matrix. We learn that Tamara watches a lot more movies than Rheannon which leads to some very vague descriptions of movies from Rheannon. Tamara is in a competition with friends with sharing apple watch workouts even if she forgets about it, but she is upset that her apple watch seems to be off with the distance.  Rheannon tells about the problem of escaping chickens (Cow being the problem chicken) and the difficulties of naming the chickens. Leaping lizard chickens keep things interesting. There is the discussion of can you eat butt eggs even after they have been washed. Finally Tamara tells a story of walking the dog to come across a family of Raccoons. She maybe a full dialog with the trash pandas before going on her way. 

S1 E11 · Fri, August 10, 2018

Season 1 Ep 10, Chicken Vests

Rheannon and Tamara catch up on their week and all the happenings.  Big update is the addition to chickens at Rheannon's house.  Tamara makes the recommendation of chicken vests to tell the chickens apart.  Clearly Tamara has not spent a lot of time around chickens. 

S1 E10 · Fri, July 27, 2018

Season 1 Ep 9, Dancing, Gas Station Murder, Road Trip

Tamara steps way out of her comfort zone to go swing dancing and takes the hardest dance class she has ever taken.  Ok, it was the first dance class she ever took but even Rheannon agrees that it was a very advanced beginner class.  On the drive home Rheannon and Tamara managed to freak themselves out as the stopped at a murder looking gas station.  Gotta love a  road trip!

S1 E9 · Fri, July 20, 2018

Season 1 Ep 8, Weeding, Movie Reviews, Swing Dancing

Tamara and Rheannon talk about weeding, which Tamara has a unique tactic for weeding.  Tamara watches a lot more movies than she does swing dancing. Rheannon on the other hand does more swing dancing than movie watching.  This makes for interesting movies reviews and Tamara's missteps from dancing. 

S1 E8 · Fri, July 13, 2018

Season 1 Ep 7, Camp, Bears, 4th of July, Fly Fishing, Dating Profile

Getting an update on the how the dating profile went this last week.  Tamara maybe didn't find her soul mate, but there is a story that ends up going downhill fast. Stories from camping, bears, 4th of July, and fly fishing.  

S1 E7 · Sat, June 30, 2018

Season 1 Ep 6, Dating, Dating Apps, Dating Profiles, Fly Fishing, Bro's

The whole online dating thing can be challenging.  Dating apps and dating profiles can be a lot of work. Tamara opens up about the difficulty of dating in a small town. Rheannon does her best to update the profile mostly  looking for fly fishermen and swiping left on  bro's.  Will the update to Tamara's profile help her find her soul mate? 

S1 E6 · Fri, June 22, 2018

Season 1 Ep 5, Cats, Bullshit, Weddings, Bears and Go-go Dancers

What do cats, bullshit, weddings, bears and go-go dancers have in common?  Rheannon and Tamara tells stories about then all that go downhill fast. Tamara shares a story of the only time she has run for her life from a bear.  To be clear that was no actual bear sighting, but the way Tamara tells it there was a grizzly bear closing in on her as she hurdled a camp fire. 

S1 E4 · Fri, June 15, 2018

Season 1 Ep 4, San Diego, Diapers, SUPing

Tamara attempts SUPing while in San Diego.  After struggling with that she tries kayaking, and well that goes downhill fast too.  Neither Tamara or Rheannon have children and they discuss the need for technology to alert when there is a dirty diaper before they have kids.  Has to be a better system for diaper checks than just smelling your kids butt.

S1 E3 · Fri, June 08, 2018

Season 1 Ep 3, Bullshit, San Diego, Traveling

Tamara makes up a game called Bullshit.  In the game they each take turns telling a story and the other has to decide if it is a true story or bullshit. The pair talk about San Diego and traveling.

S1 E1 · Fri, June 01, 2018

Season 1 Ep 2, SUPing, Cat, Siri

Rheannon and Tamara talked about teaching a cat to go stand up paddle boarding. Making Siri call them by a nickname and life with a brand new kitten. Taking a kitten home for the first time has a lot more moving pieces that one might think.

S1 E2 · Fri, June 01, 2018

Season 1 Ep 2, Engagement, T-money, Awesome Possum, SUPing Cat, Underwear, Stories, Comedy

This episode kicks off the podcast and there is a good chance we are going to share some stories that go downhill fast.  We talk about how Rheannon proposed. Tamara learns about a feature on  the iphone utilizing the nicknames T-money and Awesome Possum that blows her mind.  We discuss what it would look like to have a SUPing Cat. And we wrap it all up talking about underwear.