Welcome to the We Only Do One Take Podcast. Each week Turch and Kieran talk about all of the news articles you would have missed during the week while drinking beers. Every so often they have guests on to chime in with zingers. If you like banter, weird news stories and terrible jokes, you are going to like this. We Only Do One Take Podcast , it’s a real shitshow
Thu, September 26, 2024
In this episode of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Kieran shares the shocking story of his car being broken into while his roommate casually watched! Meanwhile, Turch expresses his frustration with Spotify’s ridiculous 15 audiobook limit and takes us down memory lane with the worst Silicon Valley inventions like Juicero and Hidrate. Also, more wild theories and proof that pandas aren't real! Don't miss out on this hilarious, action-packed episode! #Podcast #WeOnlyDoOneTake #CarBreakIn #SpotifyRant #AudiobookLimit #TechFails #PandasArentReal #Juicero #Hidrate #ComedyPodcast
Sun, September 15, 2024
In Episode 259 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast , Turch goes off about guitar store staff who won't let you try guitars and vents about trimming his plants. Kieran and Turch also share their frustrations over the Australian soccer team losing to weak opponents, Kieran gives some questionable financial advice about not buying Dominos pizza on a “pay later” option, and we watch footage from the Melbourne protest against making weapons. Plus, we end with some good ol' dad jokes! You won’t want to miss this hilarious episode! #Podcast #GuitarStoreRant #SoccerRage #PizzaPayLater #MelbourneProtest #DadJokes #WeOnlyDoOneTakePodcast #Episode259 #FunnyPodcasts #RantsAndRaves #PodcastLife
Fri, September 06, 2024
In Episode 258 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch goes off on how people are still living in fear of COVID and the hilarity of men peeing outside. We dive into bizarre news from Japan, including the government’s plan to encourage women to move to the countryside and have babies. Plus, we take a closer look at the viral Chase Bank 'infinite money glitch' TikTok trend that’s actually bank fraud, and Turch shares the best joke ever with Kieran. Don’t miss this jam-packed episode full of rants, news, and laughs! Hit subscribe and share your thoughts in the comments! #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #WeOnlyDoOneTakePodcast #COVIDRant #TikTokTrend #BankFraud #JapanNews #FunnyPodcast #NewEpisode #InfiniteMoneyGlitch
Thu, August 29, 2024
In Episode 257 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch unleashes a rant about how his Father's Day is being hijacked by his dad and father-in-law. We also dive into why open plan offices are a total scam, laugh along with Kieran’s best dad jokes, and watch a guy hilariously explain why inflation is ‘great’ because everything costs double. Plus, the boys react to proud fat people demanding chairs without arms and give a sneak peek at their upcoming country album. Tune in for laughs, rants, and some questionable life advice! #WeOnlyDoOneTakePodcast #FathersDay #OpenPlanOffices #DadJokes #InflationHumor #FatPride #CountryAlbumTease #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #RantsAndLaughs
Thu, August 22, 2024
In Episode 256, Turch goes off on the government for spending money on thinner plastic bins—what's next, paper straws for garbage? Kieran brings the bizarre tale of self-driving Waymo cars in San Francisco, keeping residents awake with their endless honking duels. Plus, the shocking story of a fugitive from a 2004 murder case found working as a police officer. We also dive into some dad jokes penned by Turch himself and endure the 50th episode of Jack Savich's dreadful podcast, "Guitar of Consciousness," featuring his sister as they awkwardly discuss business. To top it all off, we watch in disbelief as Joe Biden's economic policy expert struggles to explain how the economy actually works. #Podcast #Comedy #GovernmentRant #Waymo #TrueCrime #DadJokes #JoeBiden #Economy #GuitarOfConsciousness #JackSavich
Thu, August 15, 2024
In Episode 255 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch and Kieran dive into the outrageous cost of natural gas and their shocking gas bills. They then take a hilarious look at the bizarre sports featured in the Olympics and explore the quirky ways Orthodox Jews navigate Shabbat laws. Plus, we venture into the weird and wonderful world of hobby horsing, discuss a wild news story about a Chicago woman who stole 11,000 boxes of chicken wings over 18 months, and wrap things up with some of Turch's famously terrible dad jokes. Don’t miss this episode filled with rants, laughs, and some truly crazy stories!
Fri, August 09, 2024
Today we look in to Jake Savich. Jake is our LOLCOW. He is a the Creator of Guitar Of Consciousness, Facilitator @ Access Consciousness, an Energy transformation guitar wizard and an International speaker. And he is super weird. We do a deep dive into him!
Thu, July 18, 2024
Turch tells us a bunch of holiday stories. Kieran goes to Bowen And Trump gets shot. All this and more!
Thu, May 23, 2024
Turch tells us about his Mother’s Day. Kieran gets mad. And the boys look at Plus Sized Park Hoppers. All this and more!
Fri, May 10, 2024
Turch writes a book Kieran plays 2 games of golf And we try to avoid ads. All this and more! Check out Turch’s book https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D29WKCKY
Fri, April 19, 2024
The boys celebrate 250 episodes and Kieran’s birthday! Kieran tells us the weather. Turch wants to go to the strippers. And Teresa sings us happy birthday. All this and more!
Fri, April 05, 2024
Kieran hold in a fart at PT. Turch has an uneventful Easter. And some Fat Cheerleaders dance to the Baby Elephant Walk. All this and more!
Mon, April 01, 2024
Kieran goes to a comedy gala. Turch hates all wheelchair bound superheros for kids. And the boys watch a fat woman get stuck in a foam pit. All this and more!
Thu, March 21, 2024
Kieran gets the wrong gown. Turch tells us that 4 out of 10 Americans hate math, which is the majority. And the mental advantage trans women haven in sport. All this and more!
Thu, March 14, 2024
Turch hates the optometrist Kieran writes jokes for Turch. And Trump is back in the news! All that and more!
Thu, February 29, 2024
Turch knows self driving cars won’t work. Kieran reads a bunch of actually funny jokes And the boys watch a female SWAT team fail at an obstacle course. All this and more!
Thu, February 15, 2024
Turch hates getting super glue on his fingers. Kieran is a BBQ master. And the boys tell more jokes. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Fri, February 02, 2024
Kieran shows us how to cleans trauma with somatic movement. Turch gets Kieran to read jokes And Turch injures his finger All this and more!
Thu, January 25, 2024
The boys have Matt Farley from Motern Media on the show! Matt Farley is an American filmmaker, musician, and songwriter who has released more than 25,000 songs! He is also a film maker, just releasing him 15th film. The boys talk to him about his music, his writing and his fans. All this and more in this week’s episode! This interview is also available on YouTube: https://youtu.be/VfbFBM9DBq0 Check out Matt here: https://www.amazon.com.au/Motern-Method-Matt-Farley/dp/B09PHJS3JW https://open.spotify.com/show/3FfRydZDDcjGccQ4ERC4CN?si=e295e76eae53475c https://tubitv.com/movies/616747/freaky-farley https://open.spotify.com/track/6iXBQXYVSMSY7LsZ7lj161?si=312c519abdaf431b
Thu, January 11, 2024
Kieran tells us about the head of Harvard getting fired The boys love golf. And Turch talks about fat kids. And Turch and Kieran are on the Epstein list? All this and more
Thu, January 04, 2024
Kieran goes to Ikea. Turch is sorting out his poo schedule. The boys want to go to FatCon And we laugh at, not with, Tom Myers. All this and more!
Fri, December 22, 2023
Turch hates new articles that are really OnlyFans model advertisement. Kieran misses the airport business lounge. And the boys get ready for Christmas. All this and more!
Fri, December 01, 2023
Kieran tells us how to rescue water from a water bottle. Turch tells us more of our technological dystopian future. And the boys use AI to make the worst stringers. All this and more!
Sun, November 26, 2023
It’s Turch’s birthday! Kieran gives Turch a gift. Turch makes jokes in the style of Norm MacDonald. And the boys explain finance to Trevor Noah. All this and more!
Mon, November 20, 2023
Turch makes propaganda. Kieran hates dad jokes, but loves jokes about women. And the boys get hydrated. All this and more!
Wed, November 08, 2023
On this very special epsiode we interview Raj, an eproctophile (a fart fetishist), and host fot he Fart Fetish Podcast. We dive deep into the fetish: his experience, how it works and dozens of questions asked by our community. Check Raj’s podcast out here: https://eproctophilia.org/podcast.html Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Sat, October 28, 2023
Kieran hates movies that are too long. Turch loves Paul McCartney, but hates his fans. And they both hate elevators that are controlled via an app. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Fri, October 27, 2023
Kieran doesn’t understand why someone would need a squatty potty. Turch hates cars turning wide. And the longest High Calorie Individuals segment yet. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Thu, October 12, 2023
The bonus get questioned about their episodes about the Flat Earth The boys don’t understand the whole Palestine Israel thing. And more dad jokes than you can handle. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Fri, October 06, 2023
Kieran learns about girl maths. Turch likes the Roman Empire. And we listen to a song about eating cum. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Tue, September 26, 2023
Plenty of Fat People News this week. Kieran hates the mention of a meat tax. And Turch hates Kieran’s dad jokes All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Sat, September 09, 2023
Kieran find his new favourite rapper, Sexyy Red Turch is thankful he is no longer in the dating pool. And the boys go into more conspiracy theories. All this and more!
Thu, August 31, 2023
Kieran hates people who only run 5km Turch hates loud toilets. And every single music bit is played on the show! All this and more!
Thu, August 17, 2023
Reb is on the show! He hates Myki. Kieran helps rewrite more Tom Myers jokes. And Turch talks about Lizzo. All this and more!
Thu, July 27, 2023
Turch is one a rampage! Ont he cards is climate change protesters/extinction protests, food that is too big and women in the workplace. Kieran tells us about big barbeque. And the boys watch a thot.
Thu, July 20, 2023
Kieran buys meat rubs, and hates hipsters Turch hates bad female boomer comedy. And the boys laugh at Biden All this and more!
Thu, July 13, 2023
Turch makes more music stingers Kieran learns about a man who ate a bin chicken As we find out there are no medium rappers All this and more!
Thu, June 29, 2023
Special guest on the show, Damian (who helped test dildos). Turch tells the greatest dad joke ever And Kieran doesn’t understand trans boobs. All this and more!
Thu, June 15, 2023
Turch looks into podcasts for women Kieran wants to complete a food eating challenge And the boys discuss the importance of gatekeeping. All this and more!
Wed, June 07, 2023
Turch hates work meetings. Kieran learns the phrase ‘womanface’ And the boys have a new music bit to introduce the dad joke segment. All this and more!
Fri, May 26, 2023
Turch solves the diversity crisis by becoming a pimp. Kieran loves beautiful women, like Lizzo. And the boys find out about taxidermed drone birds (aka trans birds) All this and more!
Thu, May 25, 2023
We provide our good friend Tom Myers, some comedy advice in Part 2 of Episode 218.
Thu, May 18, 2023
The boys discuss the toilet situations. Look at Chat GPT’s joke writing ability. And chatty GPSs. All that and more!
Thu, May 11, 2023
EP 218 (Part 1)- Kierans Birthday Special by We Only Do One Take Podcast
Thu, April 13, 2023
Turch and Kieran go through Tom Myers’s material and decide to start a new project.
Mon, April 10, 2023
Turch gets cancelled! Afroman has no door and Kanye West hates on …. All this and more in episode 215!
Thu, March 23, 2023
Kieran becomes a meat snob. Turch makes a joke about suicides. And both boys think Andrew Tate is an idiot. All this and more!
Thu, March 09, 2023
Turch thinks he is growing up. Kieran wants a flying car made by Trump. And the boys listen to an erotic story from Literotica. All this and more!
Thu, March 02, 2023
Kieran is in studio to tel us how to measure a penis. Turch hatezs terrible zippers on baby clothes. And the boths try to understand how ‘they’ are influencing the 2023 Satanic Panic. All this and more!
Thu, February 23, 2023
Turch is a dad! Kieran is back in studio to talk about his trip to India. Turch hates medical staff and shares stories about his nonno and dad. Plus we listen to the final jokes of the Seinfled AI. All this and more!
Thu, February 16, 2023
Damien is our co-host for this episode, so it’s a music based episode! Why do people have calendars on their wall of their toilet? And we listen to a bunch of… ‘talented’ musicians. And we listen to 469 amazing sounds! All this and more!
Thu, February 09, 2023
Kieran is still away, so this week we have Dan from AMR's Barre Talk in studio! Turch loves Japanese Gwen Stefani And Dan and Turch review every drink. All this and more!
Thu, February 02, 2023
On this episode., Kieran is gone, so we have Teresa from Story for a Song and Bad Poets Society as a cohost! Teresa also hates doctors. Turch hates boomer get togethers. And they both learn to squirt from Abbie Chatfield. All this and more!
Thu, January 26, 2023
Kieran and Turch are back live on twitch! Turch talk Taliban and Pirnce Harry's penis. And Kieran hates doctors. All this and more!
Thu, December 15, 2022
Kieran has no car Turch is homeless And they love Christmas. All this and more!
Thu, December 01, 2022
Kieran picks up the wrong napkin. Turch’s brain connects impossible things. And Kieran’s mind is blown. All this and more!
Thu, November 24, 2022
Turch hates banks. Kieran nearly dies. And the boys leave early to watch the World Cup. All this and more!
Thu, November 10, 2022
The boys decide it’s time to rank all the races
Thu, November 03, 2022
Kieran laughs at a Starbucks barrister Turch hates Uber drivers And we all love Ye.
Thu, October 27, 2022
Kieran can’t stand the hipsters in Brunswick. Turch can’t find people to take his $50 note. And we deep dive into fatphobia and dating. Plus, the boys get into netball. All this and more!
Thu, October 20, 2022
Turch hates the Commonwealth Games. Kieran hates scientists. And we learn how to play the James Bond chord. All this and more!
Thu, September 29, 2022
It’s our 200th episode! Get your big fake tits out! Turch dives into the conspiracy that Pandas are not real. And Kieran hates bad food. We dive into how being a landlord works. Plus a word from Abbie Chatfield, Joe Biden and a Climate Change Activist. All this and more!
Fri, September 23, 2022
Jess is on the show! She hates Abbie Chatfield too. We talk about Kieran’s study. And Turch talks about his boomer parents. All this and more!
Mon, September 12, 2022
This week Kieran becomes an honorary Italian. Turch rants about his family and we review another episode of Abbie Chatfield's podcast.
Thu, September 01, 2022
Turch tells us a story about his dad. Kieran finally likes a politician. And the boys try and define the word woman. All this and more!
Thu, August 25, 2022
Kieran tells us about seeing Dead City Ruins and KISS Turch hates the IRS And we review the Abbie Chatfield podcast It’s a Lot All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Thu, August 11, 2022
Kieran tells us about a flying chorizo. Turch rants about everything music. And the boys listen to Ghost. All this and more!
Thu, August 04, 2022
Turch is having a baby boy. Kieran loves turtles. And special hand signals will get people hurt. All this and more!
Thu, July 28, 2022
We listen to a new intro song for the podcast. Kieran tells us how spacemen have sex. And Turch shows us the KFC Conspiracy Theory debate videos. All this and more!
Tue, July 26, 2022
Kieran helps his dad move house. Turch can't get a doctors appointment. And the boys hate QR codes as menus. All this and more!
Sun, July 17, 2022
Kieran tells a joke.
Thu, July 14, 2022
Kieran learns what vabbing is. Turch is excited for the 2022 World Cup And Beanie Babies are back in a different form, NTFs. All this and more!
Thu, June 30, 2022
Kieran believes he is living in a simulation. Turch doesn’t understand the US Supreme Court. And the boys learn they are fatphobic
Fri, June 24, 2022
Kieran gets an email from his dad. Turch’s mum sets the bar too high. And more Fat Lip podcast.
Thu, June 16, 2022
Turch makes salami with his family. Kieran learsn about a McGangbang. And we die super deep into the Fat Lip Podcast.
Thu, June 02, 2022
Turch is angry about universally accepted price gauging, the whiskey pedo joke and selling stuff online. Kieran reviews the new Top Gun film without mentioning the leg room. And the boys learn about the Fat Spectrum on The Fat Lip podcast. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Wed, May 25, 2022
The long awaited episode 184 is a cracker! The council wants to ban the 3am kebab! Microplastics are in our bodies and Canada makes the moon illegal!
Thu, May 19, 2022
Turch and Kieran vote to save Australia. Bathroom stall doors that open inwards. A film review. And watching fat women complain about travel. All this and more!
Thu, May 12, 2022
Turch admits he is not tall, a women falls in a toilet and Kieran wants Turch’s mum to iron his clothes!
Sun, May 01, 2022
In this week’s episode, Kieran and Turch find out who has the biggest penis! The art world is a scam, and one of our listeners is very disappointed with Kieran.
Sun, April 10, 2022
Holy crap we have international rapper, app developer and Australian icon, Your Boi Bangz on the show! We talk about his music, his new app and all the fun stuff that has happened to him over his 12+ year career! Check him out at http://chickichick.com/
Thu, April 07, 2022
Kieran is back flying, but forgot how to do it. Turch hates the Grammys And bad similes All this and more on this week’s episode!
Thu, March 31, 2022
Dan from AMR Barre Talk is on the show! Turch talks about black on black violence Kieran wears kid’s jeans And Dan loves his local facebook group. All this and more!
Tue, March 29, 2022
This week we have Teresa from Bad Poets Society on the show! Teresa brings in some terrible lyrics. Kieran informs us that the number of chips in the bag is being reduced And Turch is angry at the Socceroos. Check out Bad Poets Society at @BadPoetsPod on Twitter
Thu, March 24, 2022
Turch is angry at everything Kieran can’t get a lift to the airport. And we review The Biggest problem in the Universe Podcast.
Thu, March 03, 2022
Turch is angry at the cost of funerals and boomer traditions. Kieran takes a critical race theory test. And some shitty music from around the world.
Thu, February 17, 2022
Turch got married, in November in secret. The story gets told. Kieran gets COVID. Plus a story about the holocaust. All this and more!
Thu, February 03, 2022
Turch thinks Neil Young is retarded. The r/antiwork movement makes Kieran laugh. And the Great Honkening.
Thu, January 27, 2022
Turch and Kieran write jokes. Our podcast is better than Meghan and Harry’s. Kieran can’t find parking. All this and more.
Thu, January 20, 2022
Kieran organises the best buck’s night, but strippers are missing tits. Turch is angry at Covid because it is destroying the environment. And we uncover a government psyop. All this and more.
Fri, January 07, 2022
Holy crap we are back fully of Christmas food, stories and in need of a nap. Pumped for a new year of podcasts.
Tue, January 04, 2022
The Xmas Special is proudly brought to you by Kieran spilling a beer and tearing his pants!
Tue, December 14, 2021
Something we have never done; a music special! This week we have our long-time friend, the Librarian, on the show. Turch hates modern film scores. And the Librarian defends terrible albums by David Bowie, Rage Against the Machine and Weezer. And Kieran is both country and western. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Thu, December 09, 2021
In this weeks episode, we rant about products with no charging unit and delivery people. Turch educates Kieran about itakian culture and porn star Siri is angry people don't care about the person behind the porn star.
Tue, November 16, 2021
This week’s special guest, Tim (moth2flame on instagram) is an artist and freedom fighter. He is here to tell us about his experience in the latest Melbourne protests. Plus Turch hates Netflix again. And Kieran brings in stupid news. All this and more!
Tue, November 09, 2021
Terrible ads all around. And stupid news.
Thu, October 28, 2021
This month we are going through the worst conspiracy theories! Stevie Wonder can see, Disney is covering up Walt being frozen and Turch stumbles across The Finders Kieran is the news babe for the show. All this and more.
Thu, October 21, 2021
This month we are going through the worst conspiracy theories! This week, where did the phrase conspiracy theory come from? Is that a conspiracy? Kieran takes us through the porn hub stats. And Turch hates web based applications.
Thu, October 07, 2021
This month we are going through the worst conspiracy theories! This week, Helen Keller, it was all faked. Kieran has a special surprise for the show. All this and more!
Thu, September 30, 2021
Turch complains about Vegans appropriating carnivore words. Kieran learns to shower. And the boys listen to the Libs of TikTok. All this and more!
Thu, September 23, 2021
Victoria suffers through an earthquake. Dan from Barre Talk is the show. Turch gets a podcast position upgrade We listen to COVID19 vaccine songs. Plus an alcohol review! All this and more!
Thu, September 16, 2021
The pandemic has made people have no sense of humour. Kieran hates people on the sidewalk. And the boys watch a Patrick Michael comedy special. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Thu, September 09, 2021
A man glues his penis shut. Kieran gets a hard on for fresh cut grass. And we listen to a foot fetish podcast. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Thu, September 02, 2021
We listen to a bad comedy special. Kieran farts in his sleep. And Turch hates nurses complaining about work. All this and more!
Thu, August 19, 2021
The Taliban are back baby! The boys are back in lockdown. Turch hates Netflix. All this and more!
Thu, August 05, 2021
Turch rants about real estate agents. Kieran talks about a guy getting a stroke while having a stroke and the buys talk about weighing steaks. Plus Kieran learns about Chris Chan. All this and more!
Wed, July 28, 2021
Kieran takes credit for a gift, Turch hates another phrase and an influencer is selling digital love. All this and more!
Thu, July 22, 2021
Badly cut pizza, Mexican grapes, fruit makers, bare-bottomed monkey costume with mock genitalia encourage kids to read more books, vaccines giving girls bigger tits and sugar almonds. All this and more from lockdown 5.0!
Thu, July 08, 2021
Kieran hates clothes shopping. Turch’s mum doesn’t understand photos And a polyamorous couple doesn’t want to give their children a gender. Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Sun, July 04, 2021
On this special episode, Turch interview Jake Savich, the founder of Guitar of Consciousness. Always amazing to have another musician on the show! Check him out here: https://www.guitarofconsciousness.com/ https://www.facebook.com/JakeSavichMusic/ https://www.instagram.com/jakesavich/?hl=en https://twitter.com/JakeSavich https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIm5W5H13bOA31aVMgWu_0A Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Thu, June 24, 2021
We have Dan from Barre Talk (Australian Musicians Radio) in studio! Kieran rants a lot. Dan tells us about The WHO stopping women drinking. And Turch shows everyone Dennis Rodman’s podcast. All this and more!
Tue, June 22, 2021
This episode is well worth the wait! Kieran rants about birthday parties and Turch is skeptical about companies celebrating pride month. Plus we listen to one of the best rapper #viper
Thu, June 17, 2021
Turch rants about having an itchy foot, dubbed films and the phase ‘hasn’t aged well’ Kieran reads the news. And the boys review their new podcast
Thu, June 03, 2021
Kieran makes a bet. Turch helps Kieran’s financial situation And lots of talk on nothing All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Sun, May 30, 2021
On this interview episode (that Kieran said to put out) Turch interviews William Frank Lamar, a self-described Archangel who both God and Jesus have spoken to and done miracles for. Also, the Secret Telepathic Police have invaded his brain. Turch needed to find out more. Follow William at @red240zeeeguy
Thu, May 27, 2021
Turch’s long joke finally pays off Sasha Baron Cohan is the worst. A man accidently loses both legs. And more conspiracy theories. All this and more!
Thu, May 20, 2021
More anger. Kieran tried to make holy water. India is a super power by drinking cow pee and covering themselves in cow poo. And the Podcast Consultants listen to a show about witches. Get in that circle All this and more!
Thu, May 13, 2021
Another loud episode. Meeting agendas, Myki cards and birthday cards set the boys off. Harry Potter fans hate Harry Potter and California release prisons to make prisons safer. And the Podcast Consultants listen to a Christian show. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Thu, May 06, 2021
Miss the Podcast Consultants? So did we. This week we look into the Brain Buddies Podcast and we dissociate like crazy. Rants; always. Super glue and overhanging trees set Turch off. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Thu, April 29, 2021
Kieran is going to doing some fun runs: after a buck’s night and a wedding. Turch hates going into the office Biden is taking our meat. And shitty podcast ideas. Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Mon, April 26, 2021
Another conspiracy theory show! Make sure you follow us on YouTube for the next one Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Thu, April 22, 2021
Episode 141 – Missing Garden Gnomes – We Only Do One Take Podcast Hate dip lids, 4pm meeting, shitty logistics and clip shows of TV shows? Us too. The world is running out of garden gnomes and Turch proves he is actually black (and so is his dog). Plus ore 2real2nice. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Wed, April 21, 2021
Our review of the Nibiru film from Spirit Science featuring TRraj!
Wed, April 21, 2021
Part 2 of the review of the Spirit Science Hidden Human History Movie
Thu, April 08, 2021
A video of ours has been banned on YouTube! Insane! Plus rants about the pop over. Kieran now hates the cinema but highly rates his cinema experience with Turch. Sheet music is now bad somehow and the boys listen to Harry and Meghan’s long running podcast. All this and more!
Thu, April 01, 2021
We have been working hard on this to make it the funniest April Fools show ever! Turch and Kieran are back in the studio which means its rants time! Stupid dog owners, heavy mattresses and people who ask to help when you are about to finish a task. The news is strange this week. Meatloaf’s new dating show, sneaking into Seaworld and biological male wins a female beauty contest. Plus special dog guests Dweezil and Arthur. All this and more on this week’s show! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Wed, March 31, 2021
More rants? Yes please After lots of conspiracy theories, we are back in the studio ready to take about all the stupid news. Plus, more 2real2nice podcast. Thanks Underdog Guitars and Shitty Song of the Week! https://reverb.com/au/shop/underdogguitars https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/shitty-song-of-the-week/id1493664369
Tue, March 30, 2021
We look over the Spirit Science Hidden Human History Movie. It's amazing Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Tue, March 23, 2021
Part 2 of our review of the Fall of the Cabal. Oh boy... Make sure you follow us on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ_5OzElt…yDoOneTakePodcast
Thu, March 18, 2021
We review the Fall of the Cabal. Oh boy... Make sure you follow us on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ_5OzEltVs&t=1s&ab_channel=WeOnlyDoOneTakePodcast
Thu, March 11, 2021
And we are back after talking to the flat earther. Rants galore: Bad drivers, companies not returning your call, the word adulating and bad journalism. Plus, chimps getting vaccines, how to be an ally to Sex Works and the Podcast consultants are back. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Thu, March 04, 2021
This was streamed on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jCRO4RwDMA&t=1148s&ab_channel=WeOnlyDoOneTakePodcast
Thu, February 25, 2021
Episode 135: Lockdown 3.0 - With a Vengeance.
Thu, February 11, 2021
Yelling at long shirt tags, introducing yourself at training sessions, and no phone cables. New about the Gorilla Glue Girl, porn hub stats during the Superbowl and porn in the Kath and Kim house. Plus we look at the Slacker’s Day Off podcast in our Podcast Consultant segment.
Thu, February 04, 2021
Yelling about the post office, news about condoms and the Podcast Consultants have returned!
Sun, January 31, 2021
Holy crap we have The Grand Wazoo on our show! Check him out in all his goodness: Bandcamp The Grand Wazoo's Christmas Kalli-Kazoo | The Grand Wazoo (bandcamp.com) Spotify Spotify – The Grand Wazoo's Christmas Kalli Kazoo (Acts 1 and 2) Spotify – The Grand Wazoo's Christmas Kalli Kazoo (Acts 3 and 4) Apple Music The Grand Wazoo's Christmas Kalli Kazoo (Acts 1 And 2) by The Grand Wazoo on Apple Music The Grand Wazoo's Christmas Kalli Kazoo (Acts 3 And 4) by The Grand Wazoo on Apple Music Itunes The Grand Wazoo's Christmas Kalli Kazoo (Acts 1 And 2) by The Grand Wazoo on Apple Music The Grand Wazoo's Christmas Kalli Kazoo (Acts 3 And 4) by The Grand Wazoo on Apple Music Paypig TheGrandWazoo (@TheGrandWazoo@paypig.org) - Pay Pig Dot Org Instagram ' (@the_grand_wazoo_42) • Instagram photos and videos
Fri, January 29, 2021
Why are people shit at their job, boxes of crap from your parents that you don’t want and getting your asshole tested for Covid. Plus we look at a business podcast on a new segment called The Podcast Consultants. All this and more on this week’s episode of the show.
Thu, January 21, 2021
Turch and Kieran get angry at cinemas, laptop headphone jacks and cleaners. A quick whip around from news from around the world. And the worst subject matter for a podcast ever. Plus a round of Winners Drink. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Thu, January 14, 2021
Welcome back to the studio in 2021. It’s a rant-filled episode! From stupid photos, top bad water bottles, foam soaps to bad laws; it has it all. An update from Phillip Island, including the sauce competition. Our appearance on Shitty Song of the Week, AMR and on the Grand Wazoo Dick Show Christmas album. And of course some stupid news. All this and more!
Thu, December 17, 2020
We watched Johnson Family Dinner for Christmas. It was a bad idea Watch us watch it here: https://youtu.be/xYrcfQBOlW8
Mon, December 14, 2020
Grab your copy of Home Alone 2 (the best Home Alone Movie) and listen to Kieran and Turch provide the running commentary.
Thu, December 03, 2020
Back in the studio, we rant a lot. And Kieran pees on Turch’s floor. And we rank in Kenya. All this and more in this week’s episode! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Thu, November 19, 2020
The boys are at their separate homes because they want to socially distance themselves from each other. Rants about etiquette, and news about porn and scientific studies about women. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Tue, November 17, 2020
EP 124
Thu, November 05, 2020
The boys are live and in the same room.And Blain joins us. Lots of rants, go no-were stories and even some stupid news. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Thu, October 29, 2020
The whole gang is live and we roast the shit out of the Pornhub podcast. Plus rants, drinking and stupid news. Get pumped. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345
Thu, October 22, 2020
Dan from Barre Talk is on the show! Plus we review Lelu Love’s podcast! Alcohol reviews! And rants about nothing. All this and more! Check out Dan here: https://www.australianmusiciansradio.com/barre-talk Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345 If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, October 15, 2020
In this week’s Wanktober fest, we take on Bridgette B’s podcast ReadySexChat with our good friend Dahn the Mahn! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345 If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, October 08, 2020
Holy crap, Jason from Mixed Media is on the show to kick off our Wanktober episodes! What is Wanktober? Well since the last time we reviewed a porn stars podcast and made the porn star angry, we decided to look at a bunch more! Jason is here to give his professional media review! Rants around the table too, plus Kieran tells us the news of the week. All this and more on this week’s show! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345 If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Sun, September 27, 2020
This is the worst episode of the show yet Rants, foot fetishes and taxes. Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345 If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, September 17, 2020
Episode 117 – Live with Shitty Song of the Week – We Only Do One Take Podcast Shitty Song of the Week are here live with us! But they are late… so while we wait we take about the porn star that hates us and stickers on fruit. Then the song battle begins; Tom Morello vs Stevie Ray Vaughan. Who is worse? All this and more on this week’s show! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345 If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, September 10, 2020
Episode 116 – Eating Shit – We Only Do One Take Podcast On a cold Monday night, the Turch rants about the double standards of eating Nutella out of the jar and how Kieran judges his relationship with Jess. A woman gives a blowjob to a homeless man while urinating, Kieran sells the idea to eat other people’s shit and how to save up to buy a house. Kieran raps WAP and Trump Watch returns. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345 If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, September 03, 2020
Another live episode! This week the boys talk about bad emails and having no access to water. Kieran brings in cases of serial poopers and poop bandits. Turch talks about a mother of a dead transgender woman who wants to keep her sperm. And with TikTok being sold, Kieran shows us how to floss. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ/featured • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345 If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, August 27, 2020
Episode 114 – Live – We Only Do One Take Podcast Ladies and gentlemen, the boys are live on Youtube now! Incredible. Thank you Turch. With lockdown happening Turch rants about his fiancé, lack of chip clips and not coving food properly. Kieran tells us about science. All this and more on this week’s episode! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, August 13, 2020
The boys are back in lockdown, so let’s complain about leaving the house. Turch tried to get things certified and succeeds with great strain. Plus he yells about stupid units of measurement. Kieran and Turch go into the Epstein conspiracy some more. And Kieran teaches Turch a lesson. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, August 06, 2020
EP 109 - Fireside Chat Turch is away this week, but that is okay, Niall has joined Kieran for a fireside chat. Enjoy!
Sun, August 02, 2020
Ladies and gentlemen, the Real Fake Zappa is on the show! On this week’s episode Turch feels like the guest on the Fake Zappa show! Fake and Turch go over Fake’s experience at straight camps, his experience with the left and dealing with mental health. Plus an in-depth look at his campaign and an even closer discussion of dicks. Plus some musical interlude by Fake on banjo! And a song exclusive! Check out Fake Zappa here: https://fakezappa.com/ All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, July 30, 2020
Kieran and Turch are back! This week we talk about all things from phones in the toilet to drive through strip clubs. Enjoy!
Sun, July 26, 2020
On this week’s episode returning guest Damien is on the show and is our acting CEO! Kieran watch out. Turch rants about women and buying shitty quality products, and Damien tells us his hatred of bands that need to quit. Turch and Damien try to avoid talking about the Corona Virus, and instead take on the podcast After Adult, featuring porn actress Siri. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Fri, July 24, 2020
With Kieran fucking up the audio of the last episode, this week we have Jess on as a co-host! Finally a female perspective. Turch rants about applying for jobs, while Jess complains Turch is more popular with children. Turch tells the story why the episodes have been delayed, and jess gets an education about the goings on with Pornhub. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, July 23, 2020
On this week’s very special episode we have the opportunity to talk to Cadre. Cadre is an Australian furry, specifically a fox furry. Cadre lets us dive into the world of the Australian furry from his perspective; how he got into being a furry, what the furry community is like in Australia and what it feels like to wear a fur suit. Plus he answers all the stupid questions we had; and even tells us how expensive it is to clean a fur-suit. And Kieran interrupts the show by getting a milkshake. All this and more! Artwork for the show was provided by @TheBeardlyBen Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, July 02, 2020
On this week’s episode we have Kembo from the Karaok Big-E podcast and the Sixer Podcast. Lots of rants this week, from Cancel Culture, to sharing bathrooms to having unsatisfying shits. Plus we go into the history of Kembo. Plus all the news you need to know including state funded glory holes and the greatest lawsuit ever. All this and more! Check out Kembo’s podcasts here: https://karaokbige.com/ https://www.facebook.com/thesixerpodcast Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, June 25, 2020
Episode 105 – Red Flag Podcast Review Part 1 – We Only Do One Take Podcast On this week’s episode we look at the weekly revolutionary socialist podcast made in Melbourne called Red Flag Podcast. Holy crap: we thought our show was a shit-show. This is off the chart. This is part 1 of our review. Red Flag podcast, if you are unhappy with that we have said, we would love you to come onto our show and chat to us about it. Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Sun, June 14, 2020
This has to be one of our best episodes to date! You'll be glad you listened to it! And yes, she did eat a dozen penises.
Thu, June 04, 2020
Episode 103 – Talkin’ Flat Earth – We Only Do One Take Podcast On this week’s eisopde we have Amogh from the Frat Earth Research Podcast. We go through everything flat earth and more! Check out Amogh on the Flat Earth Research Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flat-earth-research/id1385303508 Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, May 28, 2020
Episode 102 – An OnlyFans but for dogs – We Only Do One Take Podcast After being sick we are back! And Blain is in the studio too! Rants about Uber Eats and doctors all around. More stories about sex dolls. And the boys debate the value of OnlyFans. And Kieran gives us a whip around in world news. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Mon, May 11, 2020
Episode 101 – Bad Teachers and Pandering to Women – We Only Do One Take Podcast A huge 101st episode here! This week we have Jess back on the show. The group talk about ads that have nothing to do with the product, and how they pander to women. Looking at you Hasbro. Kieran delays the Patreon, and does a world tour of news around the world. And Jess tells us about reality TV. We make an appearance on Hack the Movies and talk about shitty teachers. And we all hate boomer humour, except for Kieran. Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, May 07, 2020
Its our 100th episode and Kierans birthday! Thanks to Alice, Karaobe Big-E (Big-E and Kebmo), Dhan the Man, Jess Kieran’s family, Turch’s family, Stefan Filipp, Traj, Tyler, The Watsonia Bugle, Niall and Emkew for all your support this episode! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, April 30, 2020
Episode 99 – A Review of Episode 99– We Only Do One Take Podcast Our episode with Rob left a lot of questions, so we tried to answer them here. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, April 30, 2020
Episode 98 – Conspiracy Talk With With Rob Roselli– We Only Do One Take Podcast On this episode of the show we welcome special guest Rob Roselli! We get his insider knowledge of all conspiracy theories. Incredible stuff. Check out Rob here: https://soundcloud.com/totalmedianetwork Www.boxofsunglasses.com http://vipinternetradio.com/podcast/rob-roselli-show/ @robroselli on twitter All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Sun, April 26, 2020
The boys are in quarantine this week... but that doesn't stop them! This week, we take a closer look at PornHub's stats during lockdown! Turch has been kicked off Instagram and do we have a new Darwin award?
Wed, April 15, 2020
Episode 96 - Turch and Kieran are back in the studio. No COVID-10 talk here. There are a lot of rants!
Thu, April 02, 2020
Episode 95 – Is this a Crossover Episode? – We Only Do One Take Podcast Welcome back to the show, and welcome temporary CEO, Big E from Karaok Big-E! Coronavirus, USA vs Australia is on! Who is more in lockdown more? (The answer may surprise you!) Kieran rants about learner drivers in Australia, and Big-E brings in a CEO level rant, people not taking the Coronavirus seriously. More importantly, the beeping sound of the podcast occurred. We play Play That Tune and find out how Rockerfella Street became the theme tune for Karaok Big-E! The inside scoop! Plus another huge sing-a-long of a classic Australian song! Check out Karaok Big-E here! https://open.spotify.com/show/4joLKTCxOPgiXX7s26tWkW?si=cKrestAoSTGSM_zdAxLFug All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, March 26, 2020
Episode 94 – Quarantined Sing Along – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are coronavirus free and in the studio to try and avoid taking about coronavirus as much as possible. It’s a story time episode! More rants about coronavirus stuff. Harvey Weinstein update. And a challenge is set. Plus a huge sing-a-long. Request a song for next time! All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, March 19, 2020
Episode 93 – Working from Home – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are coronavirus free and in the studio to try and avoid taking about coronavirus as much as possible. It’s a story time episode! Turch rants about changing bed sheets. Suddenly they have an incredible, multimillion dollar idea to solve problems. A sad tale about Uber eats. And the troubles of working from home. Kieran wakes himself up with a fart. ISIS are scared of the corona virus. Turch had to sit to pee. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, March 12, 2020
Episode 92 – Bad Parking – We Only Do One Take Podcast After the disaster of a ‘bonus episode’ Turch is back on the show to ensure that it is both high energy and on track. The boys celebrate 10,000 listens on SoundCloud. Very exciting times! Turch comes flying in with a rant about parallel parking. And the boys ensure they cover all the news this week including horse semen, corona virus, Bill Clinton and the Village People. And Dweezil pays the show a visit. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Mon, March 09, 2020
Turch is away this week...so Niall has come back to the studio. This is most likely the best show that has ever been recorded!!! Enjoy this special episode.
Thu, February 20, 2020
Back in studio are two of our favourite guests, Cienan (aka Cee Jay and the Cosplay) and Heidi (aka the award winning Heidzdeecosplay). They are back in the studio, and they are engaged! Kieran rants about going to a baptism, and how he let himself down. Turch rants about rewards points, and uncovers another scam. But more importantly, the newly engaged couple and Turch complain about people asking about their upcoming weddings. Which leads into the story of how Cienan proposed. Like last episode with them on the show, we go all out and find out who would win in a fight between some of the most controversial super heroes. And then the Star Wars debate and discussion is on! Super interesting; many points of view and we even write a better story for episode 10. Cienan and Heidi they tell us about the 2020 Koorie Youth Summit and gives us a sneaky preview of the cool stuff happing for the 2020 INDIGENOUS COMIC CON (https://www.indigenouscomiccon.com/). And Dweezil pays the show a visit. All this and more! Make sure you get on these guys on social media and like their pages! They compete all the time, so the more support they get, the closer they will get to be in the internal championships. Check out Cienan here: https://www.facebook.com/CeejayAndTheCosplay/?fref=mentions https://www.instagram.com/ceejayandthecosplay/ Check out Heidi here: https://www.facebook.com/heidzdeecosplay https://www.instagram.com/heidzdee/ Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, February 13, 2020
Episode 90 – Getting Healthy – We Only Do One Take Podcast This week the boys have a very special guest: blogger, learner and naturopath Stefan Filippo from https://www.stefanfilippohealth.com/. They go in deed, learning all about how Stefan got into naturopathy, how he practises and in talk about topics including detoxing, mindful eating and some principles to help keep you healthy. Kieran rants about Turch talks about turtle soup and racists coronavirus signs. All this and more! Check out Stefan at https://www.stefanfilippohealth.com/ stefan@stefanfilippohealth.com https://www.facebook.com/StefanFilippoHealth/ https://www.instagram.com/StefanFilippoHealth/ Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, February 06, 2020
Episode 89 – Turch Ruins the Show– We Only Do One Take Podcast Back in the studio and the episode starts off strong. Rants about teachers, Spotify not having everything you want, not being able to find Bugs Bunny cartoons and people not flushing the toilet. A man gets arrested for calling his mate while riding on a horse. And then Turch ruins the episode with stuff about paedophiles, a woman saying the n word and information about Vermin Supreme. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, January 30, 2020
Episode 88 – Sexy Clams– We Only Do One Take Podcast It’s hot and sweaty and the boys are Skyping in for convenience. Turch rants about body hair, in particular ass hair. Why do we have it, why do we need it and why are we not talking about it during sex ed? We discuss the most hilarious lawsuit of this year. Kieran tells us how to bake in space, and amazing this has nothing to do with weed. Turch explains jokes. Kieran orders milk during the impeachment. And a man fucks a clam. All this and more! P.S. the dog is barking. Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Fri, January 24, 2020
This was played on Karaok Big-E and now we share it with you all.
Thu, January 23, 2020
Episode 87 – Sex Robots Singing Karaoke – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are back in the studio after the most insane interview we have ever done. An early recording session; just before they go to see Dead City Ruins in Northcote, the boys are all over the place again. Turch rants about toothpaste and the Billboard chart of rock songs of the decade and gives you a bunch of cool music to listen to. Kieran brings sex robots back onto the show, and people continue to steal our ideas. And we go over the clip of us on Karaoke Big E. And a whip around the world. Fuck wind chimes All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Sun, January 19, 2020
Episode 86 – Diaper Time – We Only Do One Take Podcast Welcome to the first proper episode of the New Year and by do we start with something amazing. On this week’s episode we interview a gentleman named Tyler who is a part of the Adult Baby Diaper Lover community. Turch and Kieran get to dive into the world of ABDL with Tyler, go into his story and ask all the questions they have. Super fascinating stuff! Check out Tyler and Tyler’s work below: - YouTube.com/saguaroproductions - Twitter is @saguaroprouctions All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, January 16, 2020
Episode 85 – Happy New Year Same as the Old – We Only Do One Take Podcast Happy New Year to all! Welcome to the worst show of the year. It’s only up from here. Turch has a new years resolution, Kieran tells a story and the boys are hungry. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Mon, January 13, 2020
Episode 84 - Xmas Special by We Only Do One Take Podcast
Sun, December 15, 2019
Episode 83 – Our Weird Relationship – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are back are very much in the season of obligation and the struggle is real. Turch is sick, and Kieran tells us about his bus experience. The boys dissect a polyamorous relationship where a woman has 4 partners, and is having a baby with one. Turch tells us about climate change from the past. And Kieran tells us his views on Turch’s time on Karaok Big E for their 100th episode! All this and more in this week’s episode! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, December 05, 2019
Episode 82 – Welcome to our Ted Talk – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are back, and are very much ready for the season of obligation. In this week’s episode the boys discuss the Fat Acceptance movement, and Turch then bring sin a Ted ex Talk from a Fat Acceptance Movement advocate. Kieran psychoanalyses her, and a determination is made. Kieran tells us about cows wearing VR headsets, which is basically the plot of Matrix. And Turch tells us about the time he was on Karaok Big E for their 100th episode! Plus a new segment: By Allah, you call this journalism? With news from around the world! All this and more in this week’s episode! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, November 28, 2019
Episode 81 – Happy Birthday Turch – We Only Do One Take Podcast A very special birthday episode this week: it’s Turch’s birthday. Turch rants about getting older and stupid injuries, while Kieran tells us how he injured his ankle. A chat about the LGBTQ community and their perception to the American public brings on many a jokes about a party. Kieran invites us to go to the vagina museum. Turch tells us how he saw a man pee on the train. And Kieran can’t say his most famous saying. All this and more on this week’s episode! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, November 21, 2019
Episode 80 – WODOT Reviews Episode Seven – We Only Do One Take Podcast We review our own episode, WATP style! In this episode we review episode 7 of our own podcast. To help us with the review we have Jess on the show! Heaps of fun. Goddamn we suck. Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Sun, November 10, 2019
Annnndddd.....itsss out! Episode 79! The Podcast War continues! We also discuss what is the best use of nail clippings and we find a floating hotel in North Korea.
Thu, October 24, 2019
Episode 78 – KARAOKE TIME - We Only Do One Take Podcast In this episode, we have special; guest Dr Ayounb! Turch rants about shopping trolleys. Kieran tells us about the upgrade in the USA Defence Force. Still ahead of the NBN in Australia. Ayoub tells us about a new study involving chickens and how it’s important to be good looking. Turch brings in clips from the Stuttering John Show in support of our good friends and Who Are These Podcast, and the boys review Turch’s new favourite podcast. And PornHub gets bought up again. Check out Who Are these Podcasts here: http://whoarethese.com/ Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, October 10, 2019
Back in the studio we have professional stand-up comedian Dahn the Mahn!! Dahn has been working the circuits here in Melbourne for the last two years. Recently he has been on stage with a bunch of cool Australian comedians and is even hosting a bunch of events around Melbourne. Check out his latest show at the COMEDY ON HIGH at Wesley Ann Tickets here; https://www.facebook.com/events/262178111169874/ And a new challenge is born, stand-up comedy based. Turch has it in for Maccas Monopoly. Kieran hates protesters, especially when they try and stop Jurassic Park. Dahn rants about shitty hecklers. Turch brings in more stories about Russell Greer, and Kieran reads a review. And Dahn tells us his exploits during his time working at a strip club. All this and more on this week’s episode! Check out Dahn here: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008344715840&__tn__=%2CdK-R-R&eid=ARDZXg3r58_iF329JHviBHmhWa9nuNfT48UMtanIN-mxeb0KGZG_-WXmxia8DmXW0VTDzYbrEh1TGHxz&fref=mentions https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQphHYlCsgXYZE1R3sqqN8w And check out @dahndamahn on Instagram Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, October 03, 2019
Episode 76 – How to Review a Brothel – We Only Do One Take Podcast A very odd episode this one. The boys have come out a drunken stupor from the AFL Grand Final to bring you this episode. In this episode the boys rant about the people behind the register, and the people behind you in line. Kieran tells us how he nearly fought a guy over a car spot and tells us the debacle over Turch’s BBQ. Mind you he nearly killed everyone with undercooked food. Kieran tells us a story about a man who kept his kid and slab of beer and his kid safe, yet still gets fined. Turch tells us the story of Russell Greer, and we get to hear a review of a brothel. A clergyman gets into porn, and Eddie Murphy don’t got jokes about da AIDS. All this and more on this week’s episode! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Sun, September 29, 2019
Episode 75 - Poo Patrol It's a real shit show this week! We discuss toilet etiquette and taking a poo at work!
Thu, September 19, 2019
Episode 74 – How to Get a Hot Date – We Only Do One Take Podcast Its episode 74, and we want to help all the men find hot chicks to date. Na not really. Ewe go one to find out who women want top marry these days, and how men being poor is the problem. Kieran tells us the tale of bad communication, penetration and the law. Turch brings in more cool things up for sale in his area. Kieran is on the keto diet, and learns how to go back in time! Incredible! He also talks about the difference between a taco and burrito. Turch brings in the Ms. Monopoloy board game, and they even talk about Juicy Somlette. Plus a quick chat about the something very exciting!. All this and more on this week’s episode! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Sat, September 14, 2019
Episode 73 – Turch fan boys over Maximum Bob – We Only Do One Take Podcast HOLY CRAP! MAXIMUM BOB IS ON THE SHOW! In a dream come true for Turch, get gets to talk with Maximum Bob from the Stockyard Skinners! Bob tells the stories of his interactions with Buckethead, Mr. Bungle, System of a Down, Praxis and a whole bunch more. Please we get to talk about his new music project, the Stockyard Skinners! Links to all Bob’s good stuff below. Make sure you follow him! https://stockyardskinners.com/ https://www.facebook.com/MBStockyardSkinners/ https://twitter.com/themaximumbob https://www.instagram.com/mbsskinners/?hl=hr https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkiBQ1xm95wd13AL-otFcfQ Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, September 12, 2019
Episode 72 –Teachers Suck – We Only Do One Take Podcast Its episode 72, we all of a sudden we hate Teachers. Kieran is on the keto diet, and that has caused him to be extra ranty today. He start off with wiping poo off his face, and then gets on to talking up using baby wipes to wipe his ass. Somehow if becomes a real shit show. Kieran doubles up on the rants and rants about ride sharing apps; the lack of water bottles, lack of mints and b-o. Then Turch rants about Teachers. With 10% of teachers not being able to pass a test making shit teachers, and Australian children being worse on the NAPLAN test. On the flip side, Kieran brings sex robots back to the show. Turch goes on an Alex Jones rant about how the sex robots will be the terminators of the future. And Turch talks about a CNN host who calls her co-host a gorilla. Plus a quick chat about the Kieran EP. All this and more on this week’s episode! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Wed, September 04, 2019
In this weeks episode... Special guest Niall joins us and rants about twins! Turch rants about universal music records being burned in a fire AND Kieran discusses an app that can track your FARTS!! We also add are two cents to the Jeffery Epstein scandal.
Thu, August 15, 2019
Episode 70 – WODOT Reviews Episode Three – We Only Do One Take Podcast We review our own episode, WATP style! Heaps of fun. Goddamn we suck. Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, August 08, 2019
Episode 69 – Clapping Dem Trans Alien Cheeks – We Only Do One Take Podcast We promised a sexy 69th episode, and the boys are in the studio for the least sexy episode ever. Turch rants about the lack of the money shot in porn. He really wants to see cum all over a girl. But he also rants about motivational speakers. Kieran brings in a story about a 150 year old dildo from China, made of Chine, sitting in Ireland. The stats are in for who is searching for alien porn on PornHub. The results may surprise you. A story about wogs is told. And Turch tells everyone about the trans-women Jessica Yaniv and her career ruining, paedophilic and racist ways. Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant! Some links from Turch’s articles: https://www.thepostmillennial.com/the-truth-about-jessica-yaniv-is-beginning-to-emerge/ https://www.thepostmillennial.com/jessica-yanivs-racism-and-anti-immigrant-sentiment-comes-to-light-with-shocking-new-evidence/ https://calgaryherald.com/opinion/columnists/corbella-jessica-yaniv-growing-bolder-in-her-bid-to-have-her-male-genitals-waxed https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/trans-activist-jonathan-jessica-yaniv-i-wanna-have-sex-with-girls-under-18 https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/jessica-yaniv-tried-showing-underage-girls-pornography/
Thu, July 25, 2019
Episode 68 – Kieran becomes a Boomer – We Only Do One Take Podcast We are back in front of a live studio audience! On the casting couch (as Kieran called it) with us today is Niall! Kieran decides to be the biggest boomer on earth and complains about millennials not being appreciative. Turch on the other hand rants about Gift Cards. Jess decides to take Turch’s gift card. Kieran brings up his fascination with sex dolls, and talks about the app he found to have the sex doll do foreplay with you. Niall and Turch question why you would want this. Turch goes on a tirade about how porn is killing the environment, and challenges all the Greenies out there to stop watching porn. Kieran brings in some information regarding Metallica’s new cash grab: the Metallica picture story books. And a new conspiracy theory is bought up on the show. Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, July 18, 2019
Episode 67 - STORM AREA 51 – We Only Do One Take Podcast We are coming to get you area 51! In this episode the boys talk about the hug event where only 1.5 million people who are planning to storm 51! Kieran reviews a film. No wait, he reviews the cinema in Ballarat, and gets told off for eating. Turch rants about the television show Taboo. And the boys go through the top chocolate bars in Australia and from around the world. A gender is revealed, and Kieran loses his job for asking for lobster. All this and more in this week’s episode! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Tue, July 16, 2019
In this weeks episode.... Turch rants about pens! Kieran provides another excellent movie review! Korean woman get a mention and we discuss weird stuff found at music festivals.
Thu, July 04, 2019
The boys are back with a new episode, and this will be the first new episode to be on Spotify! That’s right, the show is on Spotify. Pornhub, you’re next. Jess is on this show, and she is there to confirm the winner of the WODOT weight loss challenge and someone has to read an apology. A video will be out very soon on YouTube. Jess then rants about cooking, recipes and her inability to scroll down on a website. With Kieran back from Singapore, he tells a weird story about the hierarchy of girls at a night club. Kieran also talks about the final bit of the story with the Who Are These Podcasts? Kieran makes a mistake. Turch goes all Alex Jones on the podcast and brings in the evidence that has been released by the FBI from the 1970’s that relates to the existence of Bigfoot. HE HAS THE DOCUMENTS! IT’S ALL DECLASSIFIED! THE GLOBALISTS ARE COMING! THEY ARE KEEPING IT ALL IN PLAIN SITE! Kieran brings in a story about airplanes, while Jess talks about google maps and cars and Turch brings in the battle of the century; the Pope vs Madonna. Place your bets people. And we update everyone on McCauley Calkin. All this and more in this week’s episode! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, June 06, 2019
Episode 64 – Chips, Hotdogs, and Thots – We Only Do One Take Podcast Kieran tells us how he organised a meeting where he just watched sports. The weight loss challenge ends next week! Australia was just surveyed to find out what is Australia’s favourite chip. The boys go through the finding with a fine tooth comb and discover that it’s wrong. Kieran tells us what is harder than getting into Harvard University. Incredibly, it involves hotdogs. Turch tells us of a scammer that contacted the podcast, and how Turch tried to get the podcast back onto Pornhub. Kieran tells us an official statement from the Airforce about a training exercise that created penis images in the sky. Turch reviews the Elton John film Rocketman and rants about people eating in cinemas. Kieran berates him for this film reviewing abilities. A beer company decides to stop making their delicious ‘crisps and chips’ beers, or was that ‘Crips and Bloods’ beers Kieran? And the Thot audit v2 continues! All this and more in this week’s episode! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, May 30, 2019
Episode 63 – The Speed of Elections – We Only Do One Take Podcast Huge episode (as usual). The boys also talk about their weight loss challenge and how they are better than Australian television presenter Samantha Armytage. Turch rants about speed signed and old science, and somehow starts a political campaign. Speaking of campaigning, the election results are finally out and everyone is super happy! So happy that everyone is moving to another country! Turch and Kieran rant on about Go Fund Mes. Includes the best segment, AN UPDATE ON THE FLAT EARTH PEOPLE! Kieran brings in some Porn Hub stats about Game of Thrones, and talks about the most drunk country and profession. The Results will surprise you! All this and more in this week’s episode! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, May 23, 2019
In this weeks (delayed) episode, it’s Kieran Birthday!!! Thanks to everyone who sent in a birthday message. We discuss cos play, people injecting oil in their dicks, toilet humour, Michael Jackson, mean with beards have smaller penises, new condoms on the market, and the best invention ever, a baguette pillow!
Thu, May 23, 2019
The challenge is definitely on with the weight loss challenge with the boys well on their way, both via different methods. Kieran on the LIte’n’Easy and Turch on the keto diet. The weight loss has definitely started! Kieran down 2.5 kilos and Turch down 4.9 kilos. Insanity! But since the weight loss challenge has been going on, the boy’s toilet usage has changed. Turch rants about dry pisses, and pissing way too much. And also the issue of scratching your ass when you are in public. Kieran tells us a story about a brewery van that was stolen and was returned almost instantly. Kieran also tells us how to get free stuff by chatting up admin staff. LIFE HACKED. Turch talks about the Sonic the Hedgehog trailer, what the producer is doing with it and how Tommy Wiseau has to do with the future of the franchise. The Alibaba owner comes out and tells us to all have more sex. Winning once again! Turch gives us an update on the Flat Earth people. Kieran abuses his students. And we ask ‘white supremicist’ Stephen Fry R U OK? All this and more in this week’s episode! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, May 16, 2019
Episode 61 – Losing Weight and Respect– We Only Do One Take Podcast Holy crap, a new challenger has appeared! Kieran has returned from holiday to find out he is the heaviest he has ever been. Turch agrees; they are both the heaviest they have ever been. A WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE to rival the Boomer vs Zoomer podcast begins! Kieran tells us a story of Vietnam, again… I’m pretty sure that has been said before. Turch makes a huge admission about the podcast we did with Who Are These Podcast? What actually happened will surprise you and is both super funny and sad. Kieran talks about prawns with drugs and coughs his way through the story. A new debate! Is this a layered salad a lasagne? And is a hotdog a sandwich? Kieran talks about the lack of porn in China due to their internet access. A quick whip around the in the news, including the Flat Earth people! And Kieran gives us his professional opinion on a person who wants to live as a disabled person. Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, May 09, 2019
Episode 60 –Wod vs Wog featuring Asterios Kokkinos – We Only Do One Take Podcast Can you believe Asterios Kokkinos is on the show! We chat about: • Terrible Australian internet • Australian comedians and actors • How much better Australia is compared to New Zealand • Goon of Fortune • The new Star Wars trailer, George Lucas’s love of Jar Jar Binks and Disney • The Ukraine comedian who became the President If you have never heard about Asterios, here is a brief overview! • Star co-host of The Biggest problem in the Universe. • He greatest contestant on Let’s Make a Deal and annoyed the shit out of look at Wayne Brady • Comedian on The Dick Show • Beat internet relic Maddox in a lawsuit • The greatest boxer in the world, defeating the ex-moderator of the /r/ Donald reddit page • Star in ‘Mumkey Jones stops a school shooter’ • Host of millions of podcast • And the loser of 15 pounds in the (hashtag) Boomer vs Zoomer weight loss challenge All this plus a whole bunch more! Check out Asterios here: https://www.asteriospodcasts.com/ https://www.patreon.com/asterios https://www.instagram.com/asterioskokkinos/?hl=en https://twitter.com/asterios?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ1KzxpwJFc Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Mon, April 22, 2019
In this weeks (delayed) episode, we discuss the budget! Turch or Kieran rants about something important! I'm a little bit drunk uploading this in Vietnam, getting the spoons. Happy Easter!
Thu, April 04, 2019
Episode 57 –The Earth Is Flat and We Have Proof – We Only Do One Take Podcast Kieran is live in the studio for episode 57 of the podcast! And what an episode we have on our hands. Kieran and Turch both have rants this time on very different topics. Kieran brings in the double up of ads on YouTube videos. Turch may have a solution, and the boys have a million dollar idea. On the other hand, Turch rants about petrol stations and the whole experience from pumping the petrol, to paying, to feeling ripped off. Turch tells us of his week trying to talk to people who believe in the Flat Earth. He has been trying to get someone on the show, and instead found a bunch of insane people who believe that some people are also reptiles. Kieran tells us about a new lawsuit that is happening in Australia and it involves farting. Turch tells some airplane stories: a man gets on a plane named because he’ll be more aerodynamic and one about the lamest activist groups, Collective Shout. And finally a film review of Bohemian Rhapsody from China (no homo). And a listener’s rant. All of this and more on the show! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, March 28, 2019
Episode 56 – Shooters and Boomers and Pedos, Oh My! – We Only Do One Take Podcast Another episode with Kieran via Skype, and incredibly, massive technical issues. Sigh. Sorry for the audio quality on this one. With us is returning guest all the way back from episode 10, Damien! A huge debating/ranting episode this one. Kieran brings up the Australian meme Eggboi. Turch goes on a rant, and Damien actually does the research and explains that the last time a politician got egged, we got the Australian Federal Police. Gotta love Australia. The boys dive deep into the New Zealand shoot and point out the hypocrisy of the politicians wanting to band Facebook live streams and parts of the internet. Turch reads the statement from the CEO of Kiwi Farms sent back to the federal government of New Zealand regarding their request for private user data information. Kieran tells us about his appreciation of David Letterman. Check out this sweet as video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M65Dx0STe2M Kieran may have stolen Damien’s thunder again, but then out of nowhere Damien rips out a story about a diamond billionaire who died during penis extending surgery. Kieran tells us about the last Blockbuster store on earth in Oregon USA. But as Kieran points out, there is one is Sandringham Melbourne Victoria. But seriously, check out Blockbuster Uganda: https://www.facebook.com/blockbusterugandaoffical/ Turch rants about Leaving Neverland, depfends Michael Jackson’s innocents, yells about The Simpsons banning the Michael Jackson episode and tells the boys that Apu may be returning to our screens. Put your pants on boys, it a huge fuck off rant. Check out Razorfists Michael Jackson rebuttal here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pnoQqlygQs&list=PLmirOw7JCi826i_J_xsWhtY7jh2sqIlpX Damien tells the listeners a story about something very personal; a love of a company related to a long time joke between him and Turch, Tatura butter. https://www.tatura.com.au/ Kieran talks about his favourite big things. And Turch brings in news from Italy. All of this and more on the show! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, March 21, 2019
In this weeks episode Turch rants about straws, Kieran goes on strike and has a fight with an SJW. Turch discusses the UK porn ban and we end up in a religion debate. Enjoy!
Sat, March 09, 2019
Episode 54 – Weird Fetishes with Dahn Rozario - We Only Do One Take Podcast This is the first episodes we are doing with Kieran via Skype, and incredibly, we only had a few small technical issues. On this week’s episode, we have another incredible guest: professional stand-up comedian Dahn Rozario! Dahn has been working the circuits here in Melbourne for the last two years. Recently he has been on stage with a bunch of cool Australian comedians and is even hosting a bunch of events around Mlebourne. Check out his latest show at the Wesley Ann on the 12th March 2019! Tickets here; https://www.facebook.com/events/262178111169874/ And a new challenge is born, stand-up comedy based. Turch has it in for Cards Against Humanity, the Communism of comedy. Kieran doesn’t bring in porn hub stats, but instead brings in a new study showing that spider venom can make you rock hard. Somehow foot fetishes come up… A cardboard cut-out of a CEO with a pillow raises issues with the police. We prove that the Romans where just a bunch of Chads. And Kieran does a weird plug too… And a new rant from Alice. Check out Dahn here: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008344715840&__tn__=%2CdK-R-R&eid=ARDZXg3r58_iF329JHviBHmhWa9nuNfT48UMtanIN-mxeb0KGZG_-WXmxia8DmXW0VTDzYbrEh1TGHxz&fref=mentions https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQphHYlCsgXYZE1R3sqqN8w And check out @dahndamahn on Instagram Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, February 28, 2019
Episode 52 – You don’t dog the boys and you don’- We Only Do One Take Podcast In this week’s episode we have the CEO of our favourite news site back on the show, The Watsonia Bugle! In this episode, Turch tells a fantastic story about the greatest feeling in the world: being 100% right and tells everyone how his dad made that feeling even better. Kieran brings in stats from our favourite website, Pornhub stats! Turch and Bugle play a fun game; what is the most popular searched item on Pornhub. Turch talks about Ryan Creamer, the cutest Pornhub account. https://www.pornhub.com/model/ryancreamer The Watsonia Bugle is back on the show, celebrating his second time on the show, and celebrating their second birthday since their first post! Big news coming from The Watsonia Bugle regarding a man, Rick Bitter, naming his daughter Victoria. We discuss its reach and what’s next for the Bugle. Check out The Watsonia Bugle here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Media-News-Company/The-Watsonia-Bugle-580650262134427/ And the article here: https://watsoniabugle.com/2019/02/06/local-bogan-rick-bitter-names-his-daughter-victoria/ Turch tells the story of a bucks night he went to that ended up with a delicious kebab, and how a woman in the middle east nearly divorced her husband for not bringing her a hamburger. The Watsonia Bugle tells us a story of a man who eat half a litre of paint thinking it was yogurt. And then the boys dive right into some technology stories; how new AI can tell if you are gay and how Kieran no longer brings his phone into the shower. And finally a Valentines Day story. All that and more in this week’s episode! Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, February 21, 2019
Episode 51 - Duncan the Drinking Bird - We Only Do One Take Podcast Welcome back to the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Episode 51, how did we come so far! The boys are back in a new studio bringing you the hot news from around the globe. A lot has changed other than the new studio. Kieran has moved to Ballarat for a new job and he goes on a super incredible rant about induction days. Turch gives us another Tale from the Internet. In this week’s episode, Turch tells us the tale about John McAfee; his history, antivirus and why he is running from the law, running for president and why he is on a boat near Belize (maybe). Kieran hops on to... cow Tinder? And we look at some hot bulls. And Turch tells you how you can get away with watching porn at work. Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, February 07, 2019
Episode 50 – Holy Crap it’s the 50th Episode – We Only Do One Take Podcast Holy crap, 50 episodes of the show! How the hell did we make it this far? On this show we have special recurring guest, the beautiful, the funny, the annoying Jess on the mic. Jess kicks us off a rant. Guess what, it’s another rant about Kieran. It’s about episode 48. Holy crap what a shitshow. (Thank you James from Sydney) Turch does the biggest rant of show and it involves mainstream media and YouTube stars. Kieran reads a fake letter and becomes a boomer. Jess tells us a story about a woman drinking wine in a parking lot It’s a new year, so a new segment has been added to the show: Tales from the Internet! Featuring Garfield. (check it out here: https://garfield.com/comic/1990/05/30) Jess gives us a cricket update, Turch rants again about Harry Potter and Kieran finds his dream job. Shout out to Ocean Reach Brewery for the beer. It’s the best IPA beer we have ever had. And some big news about the show, and the discussion of a new studio and hopefully new guests. Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this can help: https://vocaroo.com/ if you would like to send us a rant!
Thu, January 31, 2019
Episode 49 – The First Massage of the New Year – We Only Do One Take Podcast Happy New Year to all of our lovely wankers out there! We are starting this year with another live episode from our Phillip Island studio in front of a live audience! Sadly, there is no dildo testing competition this year. Check out our previous Phillip Island show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJxBRHJkya0 but Kieran finally opens his Christmas gift from Turch and describes it in the most phallic way possible. See the pictures on Instagram! This year, Turch starts us off with a story about his Christmas experience. It involves multiple days, lots of food, hot weather and a leaky tyre. Kieran on the other hand, suffering from back pain from too much drinking and being in the spa for too long, decides to get a… massage. With the help of our nurse on staff Alice, Kieran tells the story of his massage experience in full Kieran details. Turch gives an update on all the previous guests onto the show including Adam La Rosa (episode 14), Nick Traj (episode XX), Ceejayandthecosplay and (episode 19), Ike Major (episode XX), Emkew (episode 11) and The Watsonia Bugle (episode 9). Our intern Ryan (who has been fired) also makes a special appearance on the show. Plus we even read out some news. And Kieran gets the Kieran treatment by Turch. All this and more on this week’s episode of the show! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, January 24, 2019
We'll it is finally up! The actual episode 48! This has to be one the best episodes we have recorded! We talk about Jesus's foreskin, Christmas and how people want to fuck the Grinch! Check it out!
Wed, December 19, 2018
In this weeks episode... We rant about how the beer price is out of control. Also, a man builds a giant sculpture of a rude finger, poo is found on every McDonalds touch screen and Kieran is nominated for an award (the Uber late award)! If you have a rant or a compliant, address it to the CEO, and we'll get back to you in 2019 (or 2020).
Wed, December 12, 2018
Can you believe it, we are up to Episode 46! A message from the CEO To our dear listeners, Episode 46 is a cracker of a podcast. I am proud of our on time delivery of our podcasts. In fact, when we compare ourselves to other organisations, such as Connex or Yarra Trams, we bet them on time delivery by 1000%! In fact, our podcasts are always delivered on time (within the margin of error)! Enjoy
Thu, December 06, 2018
Episode 45 – The Birthday Special In this week’s episode… Kieran has a movie review. It gets a whopping 2.5 stars! The best yet. An Italian city installs speed cameras, they collect 58,000 speeding fines in first two weeks. Turch reveals he has never received a speeding find. We discuss the science behind why wombats poo are shaped as cubes. A woman is suing her boyfriend as his long penis stretched her vagina. And did you know that there is 1.5 million witches in America! Plus, Happy Birthday Turch! Don’t forget to listen to the end, as we have a special rant!
Sun, December 02, 2018
It's out. And it's terrible. Enjoy mother fuckers.
Thu, November 15, 2018
Welcome back to the show! Turch rants about people not using the traffic zipper method of merging onto freeways and highways. Kieran tells us another million dollar idea: self-driving cars that can be used as mobile brothels. He will investigate further. Turch gets Kieran to psychoanalyse another bride who set out a list of 10 rules for her husband. In the style of Art of the Deal, Turch helps the gentlemen out with a counter list to be used for negotiation. Kieran tells us the best way to extract drugs from sanitary pads. And the boys talk about the second hand market for sex toys. And finally Bill Gates is in the news as he has poo on his desk. Warning: Kieran may be dead next episode as he did not use a coaster. Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, November 08, 2018
Episode 43 – The Race that Stops a Nation – We Only Do One Take Podcast Welcome back to the show! To celebrate a long weekend for the Melbourne Cup, the boys have special returning guest Ryan on the show. Turch rants about how useless real estate agents have been during his time looking for a new place to live. The boys talk about The Simpsons again, and how sad it is that Apu will be leaving the show. Kieran tries to get the show to PAX, but forgets to complete the applications forms. Instead he tells us the story of a flight attendant falling asleep while drunk at work and tells the story of a human poo falling through ceilings at hospitals Wedding talk comes back up again and a bridezilla is professionally diagnosed by Kieran. Continuing the wedding talk, Ryan tells women how to find a husband And finally, Kieran warns of graphic photos of farting boobs. Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Fri, October 26, 2018
A track featuring Kieran from episode 42 of the show!
Thu, October 25, 2018
Episode 42: Bob and Jane! In this weeks episode… Memes are making children fat! Kieran rants about the lack of food at a Hackathon! He also learn about 4Chan. The Flushmate pressure-assisted toilet flushing system injures 1,500 people . The worlds dumbest criminals are caught red-handed, by returning the scene of the crime. And, Americans are advised to NOT dress their chickens in Halloween costumes. It’s a great episode. Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook ad YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, October 18, 2018
We are back with season 3 and episode 41 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Sadly we are suffering a bit of the holiday blues. Sigh In this weeks episode, Turch rants about Americans, aeroplane toilets and hand dryers. Kieran also proves he is the weirdest man on earth. Trump watch is back; includes news about a hooker, 1/1024th native american and Ye. Kieran is back at it again with the super interesting stats from our favorite stats place; PornHub. Turch also has a bone to pick with Kieran about academia, and actually learns something. It's great to be back! Plenty of extra stuff coming up with season. Hopefully new announcements with cool stuff soon. Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Sun, September 16, 2018
Episode 40 – The Midlife Crisis Special Holy crap we have made it to 40 episodes! In this episode, we wanted to give back to all the fans and special guests and make it a huge rant based episode. Big should out to Niall, Alice, Damien, Emkew and Cienan for their rants! In the news this week: auctioneering skills are used to shut down a protester, an Italian sex doll brothel is shut down Al Capone style, a delicatessen steals $13,000 of ham and how FEMA loves waffles. The boys rant too with huge rants about Serena Williams and data caps for internet. Thank you to all the fan for 40 episodes strong! We love you all! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a rant to the show, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, September 06, 2018
Episode 39 - Dogs Gone Wild In this weeks episode…Female Monkeys don’t trust males, even when they are right! Turch rants about the decline in Uber’s service! We have more PornHub insights, plus Kanye West is going to be a creative director for the PornHub Awards Los Angeles. Dog sitting gone wild! A owner comes back to find shirtless man in living room making a porno. If you think that is bad, a childcare centre hired pole-dancers for their grand opening! And a discount store recalls thousands of prank knives! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a rant to the show, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, August 30, 2018
And we are back with the show about nothing, the We Only Do One Take Podcast. As we steadily climb up to special episode 40, the boys are slowly preparing. Plently of goodness coming your way. In this week’s episode, Turch rants about boring people that have no hobbies and shamelessly promotes his gig at Bar 303 in Northcote, Melbourne, Victoria on the 8th September at around 9pm. Be there! Kieran tells us the story of his Viking heritage, and the zinger that caused him to enter the exhibit backwards. A long story about a wife who requested $1,500 is told and psychoanalysed, and a novel way of paying bills to ex-wives is told to counter the story. Kieran trolls a news reporter with a flux capacitor, the 2018 Air Guitar competition’s winner is announced, and a sneaky scam on the Paraguay police has the boys in stitches. All of this and more in this week’s episode of the show! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a rant to the show, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, August 23, 2018
Remember folks, when we change a Prime Minister, change your smoke alarm!! At least you can rely on stability from the We Only Do One Take Podcast! In this weeks episode…. Kieran rants about free speech! Turch reveals the secrets on how to make your dating profile, excellent. An air marshal is arrested, Taco Bell revealed as the healthiest fast food restaurant, and watch out Jess, science reveals Kieran and Turch have a bromance! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a rant to the show, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Fri, August 17, 2018
Holy crap how did we reach episode 36? Who the hells knows. Kieran tells us a story of his dad, and how they plan to smuggle booze onto a boat, and the crazy lengths they are going about it. Trump Watch is back on the menu, and the We Only Do One Take Podcast is happy to report that Trump is still in the WWE Hall of Fame and the President of the United States. Turch tells us a story of schadenfreude. What a tale! A story about pornhub also comes up, of course. We hope that Nintendo gets a browser soon. And to top it off, a real discussion about teachers, ATAR scores and the education system. Who would have thought these boys where smart? Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a rant to the show, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com Or here: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=we+only+do+one+take+podcast+on+soundcloud
Thu, August 09, 2018
Episode 35 - Deep Fried Chicken Diapers In this weeks episode…. Chickens are wearing diapers, fed up residents give monkeys the pill to save crops, Kieran rants about truth being late, man refuses to remove Nazi flag after claiming neighbour hacked WI-FI. Plus the Pussy Melter is back by popular demand. Turch also rants about the all the stupid national awareness days. Listen. Rinse. Repeat. Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a rant to the show, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com Or here: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=we+only+do+one+take+podcast+on+soundcloud
Thu, August 02, 2018
Im this weeks episode, an important announcement from the Centre of Disease Control and Prevention, DON’T re-use your condoms! We also have more stats from the Pornhub insights team. Jess returns and shows us a singing dog, and Turch rants about music! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a rant to the show, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com Or here: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=we+only+do+one+take+podcast+on+soundcloud
Thu, July 26, 2018
After a weeks break, we are back with Hip hop artist IKE Major joining us on the podcast! As always, the most important news of the week is covered! A man has sex with woman, but doesn’t have a penis! Turch rants about news sites that have too much advertisement... and Kieran learns about music! Plus we rip into that famous person (you know, the one who made a sex tape). Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a rant to the show, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com Or here: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=we+only+do+one+take+podcast+on+soundcloud and check out Ike Major on Spotify, iTunes and SoudnCloud here: https://soundcloud.com/ikemajor
Thu, July 12, 2018
Episode 32 – Rude Guitar Pedals – We Only Do One Take Podcast Turch is charged enormous fees, Kieran continues his love of Elon Musk and both boys hate shirts. Kieran tells stories about another film he has seen, and rates a film five stars. What?! Turch talks about Steel Panther, and the worst bit of censorship in a very long time. A FIFA World Cup update and prediction (The boys like different teams for the final), and Trump watch is bank on the menu And ends with the boys getting kick out. All this and more on this week’s episode!
Thu, July 05, 2018
Episode 31, Bear Patrol – Have you paid your bear tax? In this weeks episode… a bear drinks a margarita and takes a dip in a California hot tub. Outrage in England, as beer glasses seized for being to small! We tell you the best way to eat popcorn. Pornhub have a new care team, and you won’t believe what they are doing now! And… we have some EPIC rants – don’t talk when your partner is reversing their car, Jess. Plus we have an update on the Spoons and our CEO provides an update on episode 29!
Thu, June 28, 2018
World Cups chickens, digging big trenches, pizza delivery firemen and a bunch of stories about dogs; this episode has it all! Plus, Turch rants about how people compete about how little sleep they have, and a whole bunch of other things that these people do sync up to create the most annoying kind of person. Kieran on the other hand talks about the struggle of hearing loud people on the train. With the World Cup on Turch brings in an article about a chicken. Whats the connection? Kieran tells us about the great idea to dig a trench cutting ties with Qatar. Kmart becomes another villain of the show, with news.com.au And sex dolls are back on the show… sigh. Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a rant to the show, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com Or here: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=we+only+do+one+take+podcast+on+soundcloud
Thu, June 14, 2018
Episode 28 – Have you invested in Pot Coin yet? In this podcast, Kieran at 28 years of age, learns what a Calzone is. Char wins the sexiest cow competition. We update you on Kim Jung Un’s toilet that flew first class to Singapore! Thanks to Dennis Rodmas (former NBA player) who helped set the meeting between Trump and Un! He also invests his money on potcoin.com. More importantly, our CEO provides updates on the spoons. And Turch is getting annoyed that he is getting older and doesn’t go to the strippers as much. It’s a jammed packed episode.
Tue, June 12, 2018
Episode 27 – Don’t Be Late for Dinner Another great episode, we have another Billion dollar idea! There needs to be men couches that serve you drinks while your wife shops. Miss America scraps the swimsuit competition, Kieran and Turch are not happy! Jess joins us again as our guest and too our surprise Kieran turns up on time! By the way, don’t be late to dinner! Bonus material at the end of the episode.
Thu, May 31, 2018
Episode 26 – Puppet Jizz - We Only Do One Take Podcast It’s episode 26 of the show, and the boys are still in the dark. Please, send Kieran your light bulbs. He really needs them. Kieran starts the show off by requesting for more guitar solos, which never happens. Then he rants about doctors who are late… which is all of them. Whats in the news you say? Turch brings in a court case where a man had his penis measured inside a courtroom to prove it was bigger than what the woman said it was. Kieran brings in some PornHub stats related to the Royal Wedding. It’s as fantastic as you want it to me. Turch makes a comment that Prince Charles implied eugenics. Here is an article: https://realagenda.wordpress.com/2010/06/17/prince-charles-calls-for-eugenics-in-poor-countries/ Turch is getting into the FIFA World Cup, and tells the story of how the 1966 World Cup (won by England) was stolen, and then found by Pickles the Dog, who won the cash prize. Turch gives an update on the Brazilian player Ronaldinho; he is marrying two women, illegally. Kieran tells the story of the 30 year old man who has gone to court in battle against his parents who are trying to kick him out their house. Check him out on Alex Jones, who gave him $3,000. This leads into a talk about crypo currency. Turch talks about a Sesame Street law suit about the puppet jizz film. And Kieran ends the show with Trump watch. Thank you to our wanker ranters, Alice and Damien! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a rant to the show, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Thu, May 24, 2018
Episode 25 – The Show at War – We Only Do One Take Podcast The rantiest episode ever What a crazy episode! Turch and Kieran tell the wankers about the ongoing battle they are having with Spotify and PornHub. As Turch has stated, please send Spotify a message saying that you want our podcast on their platform! It will really help us out! Turch rants about another toilet issue, and it includes a shower; having to shit after you shower. Kieran tells us about how German firefighters are being trained to remove rings that have got stuck on penises. You’ll never guess how! The boys put to rest the Yanni/Laurel debate, and Turch brings up a new debate. Turch brings in another porn related article, this time about Moe the Monster Kieran reviews a super hero film. What will his rating system be like this time? Turch brings in a new bit, YouTube Comments Time! It’s… average. And thw boys talk about the Royal Weddings, and regret not streaming it. Turch calls out news.com.au too Another listener rant from Jess, and it’s great. If you would like to send a rant to the show, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com
Sun, May 20, 2018
14 hour sex sessions, all you can eat pizza, virgina headphones and two epic rants (thanks Alice and Aaron). This podcast is probably our best yet!
Thu, May 10, 2018
Episode 23 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast On this episode we have self-proclaimed Nerd Supreme Ayoub! Turch rants about his finger again, and complains about the public health system and fax machines. Nerd supreme bring in a story about a man who cut another man’s grass, drunk… and was arrested for it. Kieran on the hand talks about how he wouldn’t get a chip inside of him, if you know what I mean. Turch brings it all back to some of first episodes and brings up talk of male sex robots, and talks about the legalities and the potential of a female/male sex robot wedding. And with that, the boys put on accents. Have you ever heard such bad accents? Let us know what your favourite bad accent is! The dildo competition is bought up again (check out the video of episode 6!). Kieran doesn’t know what a Beanie Bear is. We finally have an ad, for simple, elegant hammocks, for our international listeners, from our partners at Rob Hammocks. Tick it off your bingo card, because Kieran brings in an article about the Catholic Church. Ayoub continues on this train of through and talks about TV evangelists and tells us some cool stories about what those people have done in their time. Turch brings up Zappa again… Turch and Kieran come up with a business idea, and plan to start a Kickstarter and or an account on Fiverr. Ayoub tells us about the funniest research that has happened in the last fews years. Turch adds in own about an crocodile. 7Eleven is not our sponsor of the week. Yes there is a new song in there this week, but it is a working process Check out the push up competition on YouTube right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omfFeJRpHsI&t=6s And check us out here: https://soundcloud.com/we-only-do-one-take-podcast https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/we-only-do-one-take-podcast/id1332596345 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8uCmOI5ljmC5P41ZYLp1wQ
Thu, May 03, 2018
A man's penis costs him $100,000! A Goose attacks a golfer, Uni students in the Cry Closet and Turch gets a new dog called Shaniqua!
Thu, April 26, 2018
Episode 21 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Our return guest is Niall for his fourth time on the show. Kieran makes an apology on behalf of Turch in regards to the way he ends the show. Turch is definitely not sorry. A debate ensures and I’m pretty sure you will want that time you listened to it back. The boys reminisce about last week’s phone call, and Jess tells Turch something magic that she learned. Turch rants about the lack of double shots of scotch available at bars, and how bar tenders will never allow you to buy double shots of booze. Kieran also rants about people not allowing for more time to get to the airport, and Niall states that Kieran should not do any more rants. Kieran follows that up with a story about his latest wedding he went to. Terrible. Turch tells a story about the time he asked for neat scotch at the casino and how a manager confused his staff. Turch segues Kieran into poo, and Kieran tells us the story about a lady who threw poo out of a window into another families BBQ. Niall reveals he is a two flush man. From poo to Porn Hub: Turch talks about how, when Fortnite Battle Royal goes down, players flock to Porn Hub to what X rated Fortnite videos. A huge spike in the need for Fortnite related porn during a server downtime. Kieran shows us a picture of the Youtuber who nearly dies after cementing head in microwave. Pure gold. His phone stops working for a bit, but he works it out. In that time, Turch brings up that he tried to create a Porn Hub account for the We Only Do One Take Podcast. Then we get back to the article. Then boys play everyone’s favourite game, Drunk, High or Sober, Florida Man Ediiton. Turch talks about ‘20 politically incorrect songs that'd be wildly controversial today’, an article from USA Today and showed how all the arguments they had was garbage. He even states that they don’t even have a Cannibal Corpse song of the list but Ebony and Ivory by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney is on the list. Pathetic. Kieran debates that marijuana should be legal hoping to spark a debate. Sadly everyone agrees with his position, so it just becomes a shamble. Turch ends this hard debate with a fun story about a dog, and has an announcement. Suggest a name! Thanks to all the fans! Make sure you tell your friends about the show. Email us weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com with recorded rants, messages or anything else you want. Article links: https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2018/04/12/20-politically-incorrect-songs-thatd-wildly-controversial-today/465246002/ https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/plymouth-reveals-poo-anecdotes-rival-437910 https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/6066461/fortnite-porn-pornhub-videos-game-sex/ http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/prankster-nearly-dies-after-cementing-head-in-microwave/news-story/bfa40b2abdcbb326e3b8b76700d77b7f https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/04/20/dog-feared-have-cancer-had-actually-eaten-four-teddy-bears-vet/ https://www.mirror.co.uk/news
Thu, April 19, 2018
Episode 20 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast Twenty episodes in. Who let us do this? In this episode we celebrate Kieran’s birthday. Turch tells Kieran what he was going to give him for his birthday, but decided against it. Kieran tells us the story of where he spent his birthday, which leads into the best rant ever; lack of food and beverage facilities within a hospital. Turch continues his quest to find all of the stupid shit Nintendo have said about their character; this week it’s Waluigi. Kieran tells us of a huge 7 foot beast, and it’s not Turch’s penis. Turch also tells the story of how his nonna found out she was black. And the biggest news ever; in a new segment, Kieran Explains (please email us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com with all of your questions!) we have our first (and possibly last) call in guest Jess. The boys also talk about how to survive a family holiday… oh boy.
Thu, April 12, 2018
Welcome back to the We Only Do One Take Podcast. It is season 2! Holy crap how the hell did we get to season 2? On this very special start to the season, two guests that we have been wanting to get onto the show for ages; professional Australian cosplayers Cienan and Heidi! Turch is back with a new rant. As he has returned from his cruise with his family, he is full of vigour and amazingly, he does not rant about family holidays. Instead he rants about entitled people who complain about petty things. Turch also tells stories of his family, but not really his family, but they still call him family. Quote of the trip, ‘I slepta likea piecea log’ Kieran brings up robot sex dolls again, of course. Apparently, a Spanish man is using a sex dolls to improve his marrage. Turch, Cienan and Heidi all fight for sex robot’s rights for half of the man’s stuff in divorce proceedings. Turch and Kieran freak out their guests by talking about their million dollar idea of a sex doll brothel. Intern Turch has even stated he would just hose down the sex dolls. Kieran talks about our sponsor, and Heidi discovers that you shouldn’t give pregnant ladies alcohol. With Cienan and Heidi on the show, the boys dive right into the world of cosplay. The cosplay power duo tell the boys story about how they got into cosplay, how coslaply started and how it has developed in Australia over the last 10 years. They show off all of their cool costumes; how they get their inspiration, how they go about making their costumes and the immense time and cost of the hobby. It is insane! We even get to talk to them about how they got their costumes in the Melbourne Museum. You must check out the photos and Heidi’s $8,500 dress. Yes you read that right. Turch quizzes them on their comic book knowledge, and we finally have the hard answers to some of the hardest comic book battles. Cienan and Heidi also share the Rat-in-the-Hat has a dark past. What a scoop! Turch tells the story of a woman who was lucky enough to have a bag of cocaine fly into her handbag while she was driving. Sadly she was arrested. Kieran reviews Ready Player One, but gets caught up talking about Ready Steady Cook. He finally gets back to talking about the film, but focuses on the fact he was hungry. The show concludes with Heidi and Cienan’s plan for the future. And we even get ANOGTHER SCOOP! You heard it here first! We also give a shout to Dead City Ruins for their album Never Say Die which is going to be released on the 13th April 2018! And congratulate the Watsonia Bugle on their Shark Week, and what a shark week it was! Make sure you get on these guys on social media and like their pages! They compete all the time, so the more support they get, the closer they will get to be in the internal championships. Check out Cienan here: https://www.facebook.com/CeejayAndTheCosplay/?fref=mentions https://www.instagram.com/ceejayandthecosplay/ Check out Heidi here: https://www.facebook.com/heidzdeecosplay https://www.instagra
Sun, April 01, 2018
Episode 18 - The Easter Special! This is the final podcast for the season (though we are only having a one week break). Kieran and Turch have a push up competition. Kieran fails the competition and has to read out an apology letter written by Turch.
Mon, March 26, 2018
Grab your bingo cards from the facebook page, because this episode is a classic. Trump watch is back! CEO Kieran talks about the patron account (still no action) and Turch has a million dollar idea (it's called Porn Savers).
Thu, March 15, 2018
Episode 16 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Another big episode with special guest R Pow. R Pow is the co-host of Gourmetgoring, which is a drunk cooking show with WODOT co-host Kieran. Episodes are currently in pre-production and will be out very soon! R takes on the rant today, and rants about people not reciprocating favours, and people eating your food that you are saving in the fridge. Unforgivable CEO Kieran talks up the spoons again, and nothing comes of it. Turch talks about the biggest news of the year: a made up word from The Simpsons is officially in the dictionary! You’ll have to listen to find out what! Kieran talks of the WODOT dictionary Kieran brings in an article about a drunk bride and her run in with the law The boys give some incredibly useful advice and share their techniques to make the most out of your buffet experience. Meanwhile, Turch pours his beer into his scotch glass. And… TRUMP WATCH is back! And we get to talk about PORN STARS! We even talk up Clive Palmer… who we want on the show Turch talks about the most recent gig he went to, the Dweezil Zappa show (spoiler, it was fucking awesome). There will be a video of stuff Dweezil showed me Turch up soon! And a quick chat about Jordan Peterson and the wage gap… oh boy. A few shout outs: Our friend, Kane Nelson, has been selected as one of the top 100 bar tenders in Australia! Check out his drink The Royal Charge at Longgrain in Melbourne. Congratulate Adam La Rosa for having the most listen to episode every, even more popular than our first episode!
Thu, March 08, 2018
Episode 15 of the Wee Only Do One Take Podcast On this episode we have long-time friend and drummer from Dead City Ruins, Nick Traj! Turch starts this piss soaked episode with a rant about piss driblets, and alos talks about the upcoming push up competition to be hosted by the We Only Do One Take Podcast. Kieran spills his drink all over Traj twice, as well as breaks his wine glass. Trajs tells us how to cure masturbation with an old home remedy. Kieran talks about some local news, and brings up how he was a fire fighter… again. On top of all that, there are Simpsons quotes galore! If you wanna check out Dead City Ruins (and we suggest that you should) check them out here: https://www.facebook.com/deadcityruins/ Their new album Never Say Die, is available on the 13th April Get the Purple vinyl, and pre-order now! And check them out on YouTube. Turch is in this video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9bSADK1uWU Fun fact, Jerry Stiller does a cameo in Zoolander 2
Thu, March 01, 2018
Episode 14 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast Holy crap what an exciting guests we have on the show today: actor, producer, blogger and conspiracy theorist, Adam La Rosa! The boys get to talk to Adam and dive into his career as an actor and how he got to be the Executive Producer of the award winning film The Legend of Ben Hall. He also talks spills the beans of some of the cool and insider parts of the Australian film industry. Adam is also an avid conspiracy theorists, and Turch and Kieran dive into that. All the fun stuff is talked about: aliens, flat earth, 9/11, banking cartels and everything else you can imagine. Kieran rants about bad coffee, and ends up talking about strip clubs. Check out Adam La Rosa here: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5414841/ Blog/website https://www.adamlarosa.com/ Twitter https://twitter.com/adam_la_rosa?lang=en Instagram https://www.instagram.com/adam_la_rosa/?hl=en The Legend of Ben Hall: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3844876/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gllgrAcb_5c And make sure you like the We Only Do One Take Podcast on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/
Thu, February 22, 2018
Episode 13 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Holy crap what an episode! And the first time we have a studio audience Turch starts off with a killer rant about food, and Kieran is far too intrigued. Kieran also talks about a lovely grandmother who likes gardening. We finally tell a Valentine’s Day story about a man who really wanted to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers with his partners, and gets a surprise. Kieran teases our potential show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. We feel sorry for all the people in the UK who need an ID to access porn. And we start a push up competition. More details on that soon! Next episode we have a guest on, we promise!
Thu, February 15, 2018
Episode 12 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast We have our first returning guest, Niall on the show, and he is severely unprepared. Lucky, we have him covered. This week, Kieran talks of the mysteries of the kitchen etiquette, including a dirty sandwich press. Turch gets really angry regarding artwork and books being censored, and Niall talks about a crappy law about straws in the USA. Turch also tries his hand at talking about the sponsor... in his best Kieran voice... oh boy.
Mon, February 12, 2018
The classical guitar version of the We Only Do One Take Podcast Theme as used on the video Jabari's Story. Watch the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-b_Ohe8eJs Subscribe to the We Only Do One Take Podcast on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/
Thu, February 08, 2018
Episode 11 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Turch and Kieran have a very special guest on the show, The CEO and Food and Beverage Director or the news organisation The Watsonia Bugle. With the help of the bugle, Turch dives into the week with a rant about stupid types of yoga and then Kieran tells far too many stories about his recent trip to Vietman. The bugle does the Trump Watch, which involves a cute puppy! Cheers to The Watsonia Bugle for coming on the show! Check them out here: https://watsoniabugle.com/ https://www.facebook.com/The-Watsonia-Bugle-580650262134427/ And make sure you get onto the We Only Do One Take Podcast Facebook page and new group: https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/groups/1518526531600999/?source_id=108053679989766
Thu, February 01, 2018
Episode 10 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! This weeks episode Kieran and Turch have a very special guest on the show: Damien! Damien is here to talk about all sorts of dating stories and chime in with more zingers than you can possibly imagine. There is also talk about a camel fashion show, and Kieran discusses his 'fashion sense'. Turch rants about black dogs. If you are single, and are looking for a date, we potentially could hook you up with Damien.
Fri, January 26, 2018
Episode nine of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! In this episode, Turch rants about his most hated bunch of fans: Harry Potter fans. He especially hates Harry Potter weddings... Kieran also tells us of the great Perth War regarding the cost of beer, and tells us what we can do to help. The boys also discuss Australia's biggest loss.
Thu, January 18, 2018
Episode 08 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast In this week’s episode, Kieran and Turch have very special guest Mash, aka Emkew (the rapper), who dives into talk about meditation, celebrity and music composition. On the other side of the spectrum, Kieran and Turch talk into the 2017 porn stats and learn that Rick and Morty porn is the hip new thing and what kind of things are happening in the back of police cars in Australia. Kieran also asks Turch about his shower habits. And… this is the first episode that the theme tune is on! Check out Emkew below: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwpt90eCaOGoqfmrLJLY0nw https://www.facebook.com/emkew/
Wed, January 17, 2018
The show finally has an intro theme! And it was written by Turch! Killer! Full track coming soon!
Thu, January 11, 2018
Episode 07 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast After a crazy New Years, Kieran finally tells the story of how he went missing on the podcast Phillip Island show. We also hear the story of how the dildos were purchased for the challenge, and we invite a new guest on the show. Turch gets back on the Trump watch, and Kieran goes to the cricket. And somehow, the show is making souvenir spoons...
Wed, January 10, 2018
Episode 06 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast. This is a super special LIVE New Years Day (literally 1 in the morning) episode, and Turch and Kieran completed their dildo challenge. Kieran somehow goes missing in this episode, and previous guest Jess takes over. 4 dildos. 4 contestants A winner? Listen to find out!
Wed, December 27, 2017
Episode five of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Turch and Kieran have survived the Christmas season and are backing in the studio to celebrate on Boxing Day. Jess is no longer sick, and is in the studio to help the boys talk about piss on toilet seats, sitting or standing while wiping, pineapple on pizza and giant penises. And Kieran tells a long story...
Fri, December 22, 2017
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas! Episode four the We Only Do One Take Podcast! In this episode, Turch and Kieran talk all things Christmas including how to survive a hangover, what not to do with your cremated dead mother and how you can really please your partner this Christmas. Bonus: fresh music from Turch and financial advice from the newly named Cunty Accountant Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/
Fri, December 22, 2017
Episode three of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! In this episode Kieran and Turch take on the mysteries Lizard People, microwaves and getting around bets. Not only that, we have Blain on this episode who eats a whole nutella calzone while we record. There is also a sweet rant about weddings. Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/
Fri, December 22, 2017
The first original track for the podcast! A much needed sexy funk theme for all of those sexy new articles we read. Written and played by Turch Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/
Wed, December 20, 2017
Episode 2 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! On the show, special guest Niall chimes in with his comedy stylings. Kieran and Turch talk about Trump, Milo Yiannopoulos, sex robots and Kieran learns that alcohol makes him a better speaker. Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/
Wed, December 20, 2017
The first episode of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Turch and Kieran talk about the Triple J top 100, people who can't read and have a heated debate about sex robots. Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/
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