Late Night Drive with Ellie & Michaela
Tune your radio up to Bestie FM. Ellie Schnitt and Michaela Okland are pulling up as your drivers, snack providers, and must-see landmark coordinators on this Late Night Drive to everywhere. The bi-coastal besties are breaking down popular culture, the newest and oldest psychological studies, the funniest facts throughout history & everything in between! With sensitivity and humor, Michaela & Ellie are tucking you into the passenger seat and chatting all night long to navigate you through the best and the worst of adult life.
Wed, April 30, 2025
Girl on a Bike in Spring
This week we are setting a scene… A Spring Scene. What do we want to take with us into this beautiful season? What are we loving right now? What was it like this time last year… Plus a Scabies Roadside Attraction! Yay! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, April 23, 2025
Would You Eat These Fries?
A range of topics is covered today… from real things happening to complete hypotheticals. Pope Francis has passed away, Katy Perry went to space, and Ellie has been in an emotionally abusive relationship with wasps. Much is pondered, get into the car! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, April 02, 2025
Is Love Irreplaceable (by Beyoncé)?
As the season of Spring rears its sunlit head on our seasonal depression, little gnomes whisper questions in our sleeping ears. We have many musings on these questions… And we share them confidently. A late St. Patrick’s Day discussion-- is St. Patrick's Day... unwoke? Then we pull over for a Roadside Attraction- is romantic love irreplaceable? Finally, traffic is reported once more with a special tarot card of the week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, March 26, 2025
The Cost Of Community
This week we discuss all sorts of hooha and shoopla. Pete Hegseth made an oopsie and accidentally included a journalist in the group chat for wars and bombs! Then we discuss the tweet "inconvenience is the price you pay for community". How true is this, and how can we take a moment to consider how well we're showing up for others? Finally, we answer the question "does your future partner's financial situation matter?" The answer may displease you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, March 12, 2025
We Don't Like Your Friend!
This one’s a doozy….. If you like it when we ramble, lucky you! If you don’t… uh oh! This week the girls ponder Daylight Savings from the least scientific angle possible. Plus a brief debrief on the political horrors, and an Egg Spell? Then it’s off to the main topic: What do I do if I don’t like my friend’s friend? They’re not evil… but you don’t fuck with them. Considerations are considered. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, March 05, 2025
Weird Little Guys & Controversial Takes
This episode has a little bit of everything… We give you never-been-heard and frankly groundbreaking advice on how to get your friend to stop liking someone. Then we discuss our controversial takes. Hear us out… Let us know what you think. Michaela gives less than two cents on the Oscar’s and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, February 26, 2025
Who’s Afraid to Start Over
This week we put our HEARTS into a (can you believe) financial planning discussion… Sometimes you get to a point where you need to pivot in your career, sometimes you get to a point where you’re in a financial situation you didn’t plan for. These things happened to us! So we discuss… Plus we discuss our vibes, the planes, and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, February 12, 2025
What Is Love?
Valentine’s Day is around the corner, so we come to you with a love boat. Hop aboard. Let’s roam the seas together and discover the meaning of it all. Ellie asks some compelling questions… The girlies discuss the fun you can have on the 14th as a single person, and of course the latest horrors are briefly addressed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, February 05, 2025
We're All Weird And Sad
To be or not to be… Vulnerable. The girlies take it back to a sort of classic episode theme. The difficulty with being vulnerable about different things with different people. Where does that come from? What’s stopping us? Theorizing occurs. Plus some *shocking* dating updates, feeling like somebody doesn’t really care to ask about you, and the most recent horrors. Unfortunately we must constantly address the new horrors, but at least the Grammys were fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, January 22, 2025
Picture An Apple
This week we offer you a chatty episode about the horrors. LA is on fire, Trump has been inaugurated, Babygirl was seen, and worst of all? Ellie is trying to cook. We are struggling but we are HERE in the incredibly long month of January. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Thu, January 09, 2025
New Year, Same Discourse
Oh no, not this again! The girls dive into the latest Discourse, some of which involves Ellie. Also, we discuss our New Year vibe (The Year Of ___) and other silly goofy things as usual. Sorry for the delay, and for those wondering, Michaela is safe and evacuated! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, January 01, 2025
New Year, New Kidney
We missed you guys so much… In the wake of Ellie’s kidney surgery, an incredible amount of hijinks have occurred in pop culture. The girlies summarize their feelings on as much as they can. Ellie gives a health update, discourses such as “not liking your presents” and Emily Wilson’s “Odyssey” translation.. plus so much more. Happy New Year kittens! :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, November 27, 2024
Flying Monkeys!
A big event occurred this weekend. You might not believe it, but a movie called Wicked came out… and we discuss (not at too much length). Joe Rogan believes in dragons and we can’t decide if we disagree, Armie Hammer has a podcast, the Twitter algorithm is scary, and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, November 20, 2024
Theatre Kid Tears
This episode is a classic gab sesh… And it all begins with the First Ladies of Late Night Drive spending 10 minutes discussing being a theatre kid. Then, a Pop Culture catching up occurs. Kim Kardashian got a Tesla robot, Jake Paul beat Mike Tyson, Bibles are mandatory reading in Oklahoma, RFK Jr and Trump are ba da da da da loving it. We realize none of this is good news, but we cannot perform magic. Plus a book rec, holiday excitement, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, November 13, 2024
Post-election Debrief
Okay… It has not been the best week. But we are here to discuss our feelings! Plus a small update on Ellie’s kidney, Gavin Newsom discourse, and Ellie’s friend’s EVIL ex who has become infamous in the city of Chicago. We love you guys and are here with you, especially those in red states. PS: Patreon has changed their policy so that there is an additional fee if you subscribe via the App Store. If you’d like to support us/join our Patreon please do so through web browser! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, October 30, 2024
Wet Ass Kidney
Heyyy pals this week we have a biiiig announcement-- you guessed it, Ellie finally got a kidney! It's a short but sweet episode where the girls discuss what this means, as well as the Wicked movie/Kardashians and some halloween chatter. Spoooooky! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, October 23, 2024
De-Gunking Hour
After an incredible weekend of girling out under the influence of fairy dust, Ellie has some lovely revelations to share. For about 20 minutes the ladies of Late Night Drive discuss the fairy dust in question. It was also an Extremely discourse heavy week- so there are discussions abound regarding (as always) age gap discourse, how often you should be seeing your partner, and (again as always) the male loneliness epidemic. Plus a bit of lazy Halloween costume brainstorming. Yippee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, October 16, 2024
Death of Nonchalance
We are speaking our desires into existence instead of hiding them queens… But first? We might get on a cruise ship. Important discussions abound. What are our thoughts on cruises? What’s going on psychologically when you’re in a bad texting headspace? And we need to talk about how giving people “plus 1s” is lowkey polyphobic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, October 09, 2024
Witchy Horse Camp
An amalgamation of topics appears before you. Do you answer the call? This week we have some HOT ADHD tips, some activity recs, witch behavior, and much more. PLUS Ellie went to horse camp, and we discuss Halloween plans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, October 02, 2024
Bob The Builder
Can we fix it? No, we can't. This week, we're tackling the age old question... Can you fix them? We also have a good old fashioned chit chat about what's going on in our lives, Michaela is hyperfixating on Equinox, and also, why is every pop girlie dating an ugly man? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, September 25, 2024
Rock Bottom and Back
This episode is filled with a few tips... Financial tips even. This week we revisit how abysmal things were for us (financially especially) this time last year, and how sometimes a "rock bottom" can push you out of your comfort zone into something even better. Plus a cute tarot reading and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, September 18, 2024
It's Wasp Season Somewhere
This week Ellie appears to be joining us from underwater (sorry about the audio this week guys). The girlies have big fetish updates & discourse, shocking raccoon drama, Ellie got ROCKS, and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, September 11, 2024
Fetish Conditioning
It goes real nutty mode with this episode. The girls have been out and about unsupervised for two weeks, and much has transpired. Michaela has an interesting take on fetishes that she struggles to convince Ellie of, Ellie is getting a rock (NOT clickbait), some people have innately evil spirits, plus so much more. Huge life updates abound in what we dare present to you as an episode that will make you giggle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, August 28, 2024
I'm Being Perceived!
This week we are getting in a golf cart and whizzing around the neighborhood blasting Short N Sweet. The girlies discuss their weeks, a fantastic moving tip, dating, Chappell Roan’s statement on fan interactions, the shit we’re liking on Twitter now that it’s private, and sooo much more! Plus a Seatbelt Check on being *perceived*, specifically as women. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, August 21, 2024
Resting On A Lilypad
What happened astrologically this week can NOT happen again. The girlies have had a bit of a weird one, and the stars confirm it isn’t our fault. Twitter has been off-putting… It Ends With Us press drama being shoved down our throats, weird AI content, tech bros, you know the drill! Plus of course we once again discuss the vastness of the ocean & then pull over for a little seatbelt check about feeling bad for needing rest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, August 14, 2024
I'm Feeling Weird
Hey fellow kids, what do you do when you feel like you’re not really a human person? Uh oh, your vibes are off! Let’s talk about it! And while we’re at it let’s discuss credit scores, heat rising, and men who treat you like shit! Then we pull over for the discourse-heavy Roadside Attraction of a woman telling her boyfriend he was marriage material instead of hook up material. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, August 07, 2024
Leave the Olympic Athletes Alone!
This week’s episode gets a bit political as the girlies talk about what’s been going on in the presidential race. Plus, another *highly informative* science discourse, Ellie got a cat (?), and the vibes have been excellent this week! Then we pull over to talk about the Olympics, and the political circus surrounding that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, July 31, 2024
Here's to Hoping!
So many years have passed in the last couple weeks, and the girlies are back to discuss it all. From politics to our seatbelt check, there is a feeling of optimism in the air! We are here for ~positive feelings~. There’s also a gas station run where we recommend our current fav products, and discussions on our many important life updates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, July 17, 2024
Take A Shot!
A shocking amount of happenings have occurred this week. and the girlies MUST get into the car and have a Late Night Meeting. From Ellie’s big dating updates, to some political events, and a Roadside Attraction about the “alcohol at weddings” discourse. Plus- so much more in between! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, July 10, 2024
Are We Dating Today, Queens?
The girlies are going to be dating. We’re serious. This week’s episode is a classic chat about first dates, our fav/least fav “get to know you” questions, how much we like to snoop before/after meeting someone, and so much more! Sorry it's a day late-- Ellie had a brain fart :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, July 03, 2024
Baby Trapping With the Besties
Ok, please understand the title of this episode is a joke… This episode, the girls catch up on their week together at Vidcon in California! Tales of hanging out, Ellie’s birthday, and meeting new people! Plus a Roadside Attraction on a *controlling partner* and discussions on possessiveness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, June 19, 2024
It's A Drought!
The girlies get real chatty this week, and they pull over at Whoville. After a brief catch up from the Who’s- it’s off to House of Dragon & the whole world of problematic media themes that we *Do Not See*. Plus a discussion about dreams (Michaela has wronged Ellie in a dream) and lucid dreaming. And most importantly- there is a drought. And Ellie hasn’t seen water in God knows how long. Is it just her? Let us know. For an ad-free version of this podcast go to: https://www.patreon.com/LateNightDrivePod (https://www.patreon.com/LateNightDrivePod) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, June 12, 2024
Hindsight? She's 20/20
Objects in the mirror may be different than they appear! This week the girlies chat about how the same people and situations can look very different once you have some distance from them, especially with romantic partners! A bit of a classic exes and dating chat. But before that… important convos about how we do not recognize anybody from the Billboard Top 10, get some tips from Ellie’s sleep routine, discuss landlords, and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, June 05, 2024
I Think We're ALL Getting Married
Big chats are due this week after the week of absence. The girlies catch up about their personal lives- moving, traveling, Dave & Busters, vomiting (the usual). There is a HUGE update about The Bean (silver bean). They have the most intellectual conversation about Karl Marx that any podcast has ever had in history, and then do a more in-depth tarot card reading on what to look out for romantically this summer! Plus so much more that you can't even begin to imagine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, May 22, 2024
Women and Wrath
The final sin has arrived…. Wrath. How do we feel about/act upon anger? How is anger treated differently across gender? But before that, an incredibly necessary conspiracy about the Bean. Plus important discussions about Jesus (Christ), Sabrina Carpenter, Ellie’s Endoscopy and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, May 15, 2024
Touching Grass (Inclusively)
Hop in the car for a casual driving experience today. :) We talk a bit about the Met Gala, Omegle, the NYC/Ireland portal, local libraries (again) and more! Then we pull the car over to talk about the Big Question “is it classist to tell someone to touch grass”. Finally, we ask the traffic lights if it’ll be alright (they said I don't know) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fri, May 10, 2024
Lustful Intent
It’s time for the topic I think we ALL can relate most to… Lust. The girlies talk about all kinds of lust under the sun- how lust is treated differently between genders, Gen Z’s apparent decline of it, unrequited lust, cheating, and so much more! But before that- talks of Vidcon, the Tom Brady roast, and a Roadside Attraction about Drake & Kendrick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, May 01, 2024
Gluttonous Eaters of Meat
This week we are BACK with the deadly sins. Featuring: Gluttony and Greed. We talk about immediate gratification, budgeting, sharing, and more. Before that, we catch up on our weeks, give some recs, share some shocking Club Chalamet news, and much more. Then we pull over for a Seatbelt Check featuring some inner child work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, April 24, 2024
The Tortured Drivers Department
Come one, come all to the most predicted episode of the year. A DEEP dive into TTPD. A necessary discussion that we truly think will be interesting whether you’re a Taylor listener or not. Plus some convos about local libraries & Ellie being truly insane in the name of Taylor and TTPD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, April 17, 2024
Sedate That Baby!
We go back to a chatty vibe this week as the Sins take a break. From catching up with an ex and actually having a lovely time, to Michaela's virginity reclamation date, we chat our socks off. Plus a convo into why Ellie fears theme parks, a reading of some sweet mini poems, and a Coachella roundup. Then, we pull over to discuss the baby ban discourse. Come sit and gab with the girls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, April 10, 2024
Desire of the Sluggard
Well… it’s Sloth time. It’s Sluggard mode. This week we talk about the Deadly Sin that feels most like a personal attack. It’s time to discuss the implications of slothing about. But FIRST- the solar eclipse, our updates for the week, and a Seatbelt Check/Roadside Attraction for Mary Oliver’s poem “The Sun”. Why do people devalue popular art? Why do we feel like authorities on what can be beautiful? This episode really dances in the theme of living a life that’s full of Noticing & Appreciation. :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, April 03, 2024
The Place for Ego
Continuing what many are calling a “stunning” limited series, the girls focus on a new sin this week: Ego. We originally called it “Pride” but too many people were thinking… gay. But before this- we chat about jobs, Shakira, Club Chalamet, our personal lives, and the Implications of it all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, March 27, 2024
Judgement Day
We gave you Jealousy, and now we bring you Judgement! Our main topic this week is a chat about moral superiority, and how we can judge people too quickly. We have a gorgeous Roadside Attraction about cheating, and start the episode with some catching up about Stardew Valley, dating updates, and more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, March 20, 2024
I Still Get Jealous!
A love letter episode to you guys this week that centers around jealousy. We want you to shush the little voice inside your head that tells you you’re a bad person for human feelings! There’s also a catch up for the Love is Blind reunion, King Charles, Ellie’s dating life and more! Plus a Roadside Attraction where we get into all the potential ways you could be feeling *dread* before sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, March 13, 2024
Losing My Religion
The claws come OUT when Ellie gives Michaela a completely unexpected response to Ariana’s new album. If you don’t want to hear your mommies fight you’re gonna wanna skip to 12 minutes in… Then there are some BIG recaps on the Oscars, Kate Middleton, and Ellie’s latest scandal. The main topic for this episode is religious trauma, which has been heavily assisted with submissions from listeners. Although nothing extremely triggering is discussed, just know this episode touches on themes that *could* bring up sensitivities (but hopefully in a positive way). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, March 06, 2024
(Trying To) Like This Little Life
Spring is back and so are Ellie and Michaela, spinning you around in their Volkswagen. Driving you through exhibits of the grave cleaning ladies on Tik Tok, Bradley Cooper’s unnecessary Pop Crave quotes, and a Love is Blind catch up. How would you feel if your partner was good friends with an ex FWB? Then we pull over to read a lovely Mary Oliver poem about hope. :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, February 28, 2024
Mystical B*tches
A witchy and mystical episode that starts to sound more and more like a mental fracture as it goes on…. The girlies do a BIG television update, discussing Avatar and Love is Blind. They also discuss some financial hacks, and the woo-woo things girlies get into right after breakups. Then they pull over to give you some SPELLS for leap year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, February 21, 2024
It's Me, Hi, I'm The Discourse!
This week is a very well-rounded episode filled with Death, Life, Betrayal, Love, Scams…. Things you won’t believe… Ellie has been forced into the center of a discourse in which she is being accused of having mere months to live. We discuss Charlie the Unicorn, the $50k shoe box, and focaccia bread. Then it’s time to pull over and of course discuss the breakdancing absent father, his bitcoin sweatshirt, and the flag he’s waving across Twitter assembling all the absent fathers in the country. THEN a discussion on sadness amnesia. It’s fun packed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, February 14, 2024
Where Are All The Real Yearners?
HAPPY(?) Valentines’ Day to all the besties in the land. The girlies get into the Super Bowl, and catch up on the week’s happenings before going full Valentine Mode. They talk about how to spend the holiday, their favorite and worst Valentines’ Days, their *delusional* dream expectations for the day, and much much more! We love you dearest Valentines Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, February 07, 2024
Pre-Valentine's Layoffs
This episode is like when you put a funky pop beat atop the saddest lyrics you’ve ever heard. The girlies chat about Ellie’s recent breakup, and all the familiar feelings we hate to be able to relate to. Then they catch up on recent events including the AI deepfakes, the Grammys, friends having an “obligation” to hear you vent, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, January 24, 2024
When Ballerinas Farm
Ellie has made the pilgrimage to Los Angeles and returned home, and there is much to discuss from the experience. Game night, girl hangs, cabin vibes, we will give you the full 411. This episode gets into the nitty gritty of Tik Tok trends, and pulls over to talk about the baking trad wives. Then the girlies discuss some of the questions from the ~33 questions to fall in love~ quiz. Very chatty and Very importan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Thu, January 18, 2024
Don't Josh And Drive
It’s a huge week for dudes this week. Josh, Hasan Minaj, the Chiefs Wife Guy, they’re all in the car. The girlies are together Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, January 10, 2024
Learning The Obvious
From cheese caves to pickles, and all the obvious in between, this week’s episode is putting emphasis on things you probably should have learned by age 10. The girlies do a little recap of the Golden Globes, mourn the Kim Kardashian game, discuss the Summer I Turned Pretty & the airplane with the open window. Then the discussion heads in the direction of over-consumption to discuss the ~*used journal discourse*~ and pull over to contemplate Stanley Cups. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, January 03, 2024
2023... Stay Down
It’s the beginning of a New Year, the perfect time to rise from the ashes of a flop. Ellie & Michaela are here to hand out awards to the Top Roadside Attractions of the year at the Country Fair. They also discuss their *attainable* resolutions. Plus an important catching up on Michaela’s sourdough bread journey, the wolf spider lotion, New Years & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Thu, December 21, 2023
Leave The Kids Alone!!
A very discourse heavy episode this Holidays’ Eve. A 13-year-old’s wishlist, a Cornell rejection letter, pretty privilege and more! Plus some soft launching, fantasy football season recaps, and the decision to take Trump off the ballot in Colorado. Are the kids getting worse or are they the same as they always have been? And do we need to be more careful about the viral posts we engage with? Tune in to discuss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, December 13, 2023
Drinking the Death Lemonade
This is an episode for when you just want to giggle with your friends. We address Rudolph’s nepo baby allegations, Matt Rife’s beef with a 6-year-old, more updates on the $59 million wedding & Christmas colors, plus way more! Then we pull over to drink the kool-aid… the charged up death lemonade. Finally we answer a listener’s question about what we would change if we could go back to college. Happy Holidays! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, December 06, 2023
Here To Sleigh!
Back again to Sleigh… The girls talk about what it’s like to not get along with your partner’s family (and being stuck with them for the Holidays). There’s a Holiday Gift Guide pit stop with gift ideas for all the various miscreants in your life, an important discussion about mulch Tik Tok, and more. Plus some catching up on Ellie’s personal life, an UPDATE on the $59,000,000 wedding (criminal activities Exposed), and questions about Christmas colors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, November 29, 2023
Rudolph Framed Vixen
A classic gossiping and giggling episode this week! Ellie & Michaela discuss “hot vulnerability versus icky vulnerability”, the new Hunger Games movie, the latest Twitter Discourses, why health classes were showing the whole world “Supersize Me”, and much more! This week’s Roadside Attraction is the $59 million dollar wedding of a Car Dealership heiress, and we answer a listener question about times we’ve thought we might get cancelled… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, November 22, 2023
Broke Bois Just Say That!
A Groundbreaking Return this week. The girlies catch up on all that has been missed. You get some cute tips on being sick and alone as an adult, a dangerous mobile game, Black Friday tips, and much more. Then we pull over for a Seatbelt Check to discuss some studies about how to get you to care more about “Future You”. Finally, we really get into it with the Pokimane cookie drama and all the *implications*. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, November 08, 2023
Sad Szn Prep Pack
Something is looming… The sun is gone, the weather has turned cold, and only our podcast can save you… Seasonal Depression is nearly here. And we actually cannot save you, or even ourselves. HOWEVER! We CAN grab all the tools we can use to keep it from getting even worse. There’s an extremely important conversation about the Kardashians, a shocking revelation about the creator of Love Languages, a look into the Britney Spears memoir, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, November 01, 2023
Halloween Mega-Spook-Tacular!
A terrifying Spooktacular episode. Leading the charge is Skims Nipple Bra discourse (as well as personal nipple discourse). The girlies talk about their Halloween experiences, the man on Twitter who said women just read “porn”, some Complicated Taylor Swift lyrics and more. Then things get TERRIFYING as Michaela & Ellie do a Halloween candy power ranking, talk about ghosts, Bloody Mary, horror movies, and so much more!! Happy HALLOWEEN ghosties Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, October 25, 2023
You're Not Ugly, You're Just Crazy
This is just an episode for the girls who wanna chat, catch up, and talk about the happenings. We have financial tips, British discourse, an update on our lives, a cold hard look at the unopened box couple and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, October 18, 2023
Living Fearlessly Like The Oyster Girl
We missed you so much…. After 100 years away, we are thrilled to catch back up on the Incredible and Shocking lives of Ellie Schnitt and Michaela Okland. We discuss communication, dreams, and fears. How previous relationships have affected our current ones, an Unsettling confrontation at the Eras Movie, and more! As well as the internet happenings- featuring our Roadside Attraction: Oyster Girl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, October 04, 2023
To Kill A Spiral
Feeling very talkative this week…. We are here to take a stance on Doordash. The football fans are having the worst time of their lives. Game pigeon games, sleepovers, tarot reading, and an important chat about how we all spiral into a little mental turmoil from time to time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, September 27, 2023
Christian Girl Autumn
We are ushering in the Fall season with devotion. Giving you a little brochure guide on how to get the vibe going for the new season (it’s not just telling you to go to a pumpkin patch- don’t worry). But before that- we discuss all the hot events taking place! Football, the strikes, a certain pop star’s dating life, Ellie’s battle with covid, and more! Plus a Roadside Attraction about edgy comedians. Happy Fall!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, September 20, 2023
Yayyy I Caught a Predator?
Drew Barrymore, Lauren Boebert, Ashton Kutcher, much is happening….. The girlies discuss everything that’s gone on in the week. We also talk about the complicated feelings around accepting that people have changed for the better. Plus a Soup Progress Report, a tangent about dating old men, The Roman Empire, and a listener’s question about struggling to feel sexy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, September 13, 2023
Enemy Surveillance Mission
Very chatty episode this week. Dinosaurs, asteroids, iHop girl, football, anthrax and more! Plus we talk about the Danny Masterson trial, along with the Ashton and Mila fallout. Then we answer a listener’s question about looking at her boyfriend’s ex on social media & all the different forms of internet sleuthing that come along with it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, September 06, 2023
365 Days of Soup!
The girlies have been doing… okay? Trying new things, leaving the house, and questioning the origins of Pop Crave. Of course, we have to discuss the most recent casualties of Venus Retrograde as we bid it adieu, and contemplate which celebrity breakup would actually ~shock~ us. The moon is discussed, Gilmore Girls is discussed, and then we pull over for the Tabi Debacle Roadside Attraction. Finally, we answer some questions from the audience about medication and feeling like something is wrong with you when you haven’t dated in awhile. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, August 30, 2023
Oops! I Mommied Again!
We have all been there. You are dating a man…. And suddenly, you realize you’ve become his mommy. Let’s get into it. Featuring many lovely submissions from listeners via our Instagram. We also have a very ~not like other girls~ catching up where we discuss Fantasy Football, Lord of the Rings, iphone games, personal life news & the state of the Astrological world. Plus much more! We loved this episode and hope you do too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, August 23, 2023
Flirting with Flight Attendants
No flight attendants were flirted with in the making of this podcast. But we did discuss flight attendants…. And we did discuss flirting. Introducing our new segment PIT STOP where we discuss some of our fav (non-sponsored) products & things right now! The car also gets pulled over for an *Under Construction* Roadside Attraction featuring Scooter Braun. Much more is chatted about. Good fortunes in our tarot cards. Is it bad to want to be flirted with when you’re in a relationship? Tune in for the shocking answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, August 16, 2023
All My Friends Hate Me (Allegedly)
Do all your friends hate you? Do all our friends hate us? :D Let’s discuss. We will also pull over the convertible to look at SALINE TESTED period products. This week’s catching up topics include: Obama’s messy brother, Male Loneliness, the natural beauty trend, impending Trump arrest & much more!! If you’re inclined to help with the Maui fires please follow this link for resources! https://malamamaui.carrd.co/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, August 09, 2023
Silence, Lambs!
Thanks to lovely suggestions from listeners- we have a very cute and fun episode this week! The girls talk all about getting comfortable with alone time, silence, and dealing with post breakup loneliness! Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Airbnb is dissected, storm/doomsday prep is BRIEFLY touched on, Ellie ran a mile, and there is a bit of Psychic Medium contemplation…. For the scenic route we read/discuss Mary Oliver’s beautiful poem Wild Geese. :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, August 02, 2023
Moving Forward, Looking Back
We have a very introspective episode for you today… Ellie & Michaela are here to discuss starting over and all the feelings that carries with it. They chat about forgiving yourself, “changing” the past, and the confusion of having an ever-evolving identity. There are also some convos about botox, Ariana, and archaeology! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, July 26, 2023
Hypothesizing with the Girlies
We are once again badly explaining science….. for centuries people have wondered “why does sun make Sleepy”. And we are here to tell you. We are also here to ponder why birthdays bring out a lonesome pit within you & catch up on the happenings in our little lives. Conspiracy theories are debated, marijuana is discussed, and goofiness abounds. ALSO have to add…. Ariana has been liberated of the cheating allegations. I was going to stick beside her regardless but my girl has been FREED! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, July 19, 2023
Going Kombucha Mode
It's fermenting hour girls... There is so much to catch up on. Something is in the air, Ariana Grande, James Charles, the Golden Bachelor, and Andrew Tate getting a $20k check from Twitter? Plus girll dinner and rotten fruit ATTACKING Ellie. The girlies also discuss the ongoing strikes and pull over for the roadside attraction of Kylie and Jordyn's grand reunion! Later, we discuss some of your questions, starting strong with a taxidermy dilemma, long distance relationships, and hobbies :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, July 12, 2023
Women in Unstable Places
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Wed, June 28, 2023
Destigmatize 27
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIE. The girlies are together in New York City and there are MANY current events to catch up on- submarine stepson, billionaire cage match, cis gender in her slur era, male trees make the hot girls with allergies cry, dating updates, Russian coup (?), and more. There is a LOT of bad science attempts as well as new conspiracy theory debacles. The roadside attraction gets all into the Shein influencer trip & then we drive off to ask each other all your cute little questions submitted via Instagram. To watch the full video version of this episode go to patreon.com/latenightdrivepod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, June 21, 2023
But Somehow, Always Men
Hellooooo cuties! This week the girlies are back with topical pop culture topics such as that weird naked photo of Ben Affleck, the Miranda Sings controversy, and how weird human bodies are. Roadside attraction this week is Home Depot girl which leads to a discussion about what exactly Ellie thinks men who constantly sexualize women should do (hint: it's not nice). Finally there's a beautiful discussion about meeting your friends where they're at, even if that's on the ground. Patreon episode this week is about crushesssss so check it out (patreon.com/latenightdrivepod) !! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, June 14, 2023
Roommate Roadmap & Chronic Disease
After being away for a thousand lifetimes, Ellie & Michaela are back to chat. Talkin’ bout moving, cults, climate disasters, science (?), bridges (??), and getting a bit deeper into Ellie’s ~*kidney*~. It’s an emotional, silly, fun, insightful episode! Finally we drive up to a Roommate Roadmap and talk about all the things we need to remember for keeping things as positive as possible with a living partner. :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, May 31, 2023
Barbie's A False God
It happened folks… Ellie saw Taylor Swift live in concert. And it is addressed. Many discourses are discoursed- Envy, Tik Tok Language, posting your kids, age gaps….. all of the discourses really… We pull over for the Roadside Attraction to discuss BARBIES (Did your barbies kiss? Were they murderers? Let us know)!! And then get to hear some new Seatbelt Check and Rearview Mirror submissions from the passenger princesses. :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, May 24, 2023
Hope Is A Sewer Rat
Ellie and Michaela are back to chat about all the various happenings… the Ren Faire girl, Taylor Swift’s stalkers, interior design, shopping tips, clapping at Cannes and more. The girls pull over to show you a giant blue termite couch on the side of the road for this week’s Roadside Attraction, and then have a lovely discussion about ~hope~ featuring some poetry and musings. They also announce two new upcoming segments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, May 17, 2023
How To Get Banned from Venmo (Allegedly)
To be honest… the gossip just can’t stop this week. Ellie sees her ex, both the girls get HOMES (renting.. not buying.. let’s be 100% clear), Michaela laundered money, and QUITE a lot more. Also two new love languages just dropped? (Allegedly) And we get some call ins from the listeners! Relationships with different religious views, experimenting with gender, and setting boundaries with parents in a loving way. She is an extremely fun and cute episode… Ellie does about 20 different (INCREDIBLE) accents throughout the course of it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, May 10, 2023
Vibe For The Summer
We are simply having a chat today. From King Midas to Ellie’s recent dating successes, the horrors of moving, the loneliness epidemic and more! We pull over to cheer over Speak Now tv as well as swiftly look away from the Roadside Attraction of UNCONFIRMED and HARD TO BELIEVE dating rumors. We also chat about whimsy…… so tune in. Note from Ellie: I am sick and hopefully edited out any gross sniffing noises but if I missed any I am So sorry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, May 03, 2023
Forgetting Appalachia
Driving to the American East to discuss the often stereotyped and left behind people of the Appalachian region, the girlies chat about how humans can be reduced to caricatures in order to excuse taking advantage of them. Amongst the spooky old caves and mountains with rich folklore, there are also many regular people! Roadside Attraction of the week is the viral baseball bullying and selfie girl… the morality of doxxing, and more. Chats ranging from Stardew Valley to Ellie’s latest physical ailment, to a potential tour and much in between! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Thu, April 27, 2023
God is a Woman (In 3000 BC)
SooOOOO the Appalachia episode had some major technical difficulties that even our extreme girlbossery could not fix. It will however be up next week!! We didn't want to leave you hanging, so here is an episode from last month that we had posted exclusively on Patreon (patrons, you'll be getting an extra bonus this month). Love u also it's 1 am I am delirious and I hate computers ok xoxo enjoy -ellie The girlies are back with a super special and fun episode about their favorite Goddesses in Ancient Mesopotamia and Greece. They explain the creation myths for each religion & tell YOU why these just might be the perfect Gods to worship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, April 19, 2023
Ghost Hunting & Saying No
Chatty little voicemail episode where we hear from YOU ! The passenger princesses. One man’s haunted house becomes our community’s haunted home. This week’s roadside attraction is a popcorn plane pregnant mom and her husband’s awful Twitter thread. Girlies chat about the awful experience of going to the gyno, why it feels hard to say no sometimes, Coachella, being clear about what you want on dating apps and more! TW- brief discussion of blurred consent lines and assault from around 16:00 - 23:00 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, April 12, 2023
Controversy Sells
This week the girlies discuss how Controversy might just be the easiest capital a public figure can muster… Controversy on the internet may seem like a bad thing, but it has built billionaire careers and been the lifeblood of countless celebrities from the internet to the big screen. Of course sometimes… things go too far to come back from. This week’s Roadside Attraction is the Taylor/Joe *rumored* divorce (prayers for Ellie) & early convos include- ironically behaving like a tradwife to learn how to cook, farm camp, and the shocking revelation that perhaps we have never been truly known by a partner bc they don’t care enough to interrogate whether their idea of us is true? Tune in for more…. VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, April 05, 2023
Celebrity Beauty Boom!
This episode marks the start of our first two part series! This week Ellie & Michaela dive into the world of Celebrity Beauty Brands and investigate the recent boom in the industry. How profitable are the brands? How involved are the celebrities? Why do consumers love them so much? Featuring this week’s Roadside Attraction: Ranch Girl, and conversations about social anxiety, tornados, the lazy girl’s wellness guide & more! Tune in again next week as we look into Part 2- Controversy Sells. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, March 29, 2023
Let's Talk About Abortion
This episode gets into personal experiences of abortion, in stories graciously sent to us by listeners. Michaela also discusses her own abortion story & answers questions from the audience. This week we have implemented The Roadside Attraction, our person of the week to stop the car and point at. Get off your ass and talk about the Vagina Phrenology Lady. We also discuss Spring, Q2 goals, the various Religious Holidays occurring rn & more. :) Thank you again to everybody who submitted a story, we appreciated each and every one so much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, March 22, 2023
All Clowns Are Bastards
Step on up boys and girls & grab your peanuts. This week Ellie & Michaela discuss the Circus, clowns, and P.T. Barnum as the WORST Showman on Earth. What happens when a clown and a fireman walk into a brothel? This episode is half chatty and half a spin around the circus ring. :) In an absolute SHOCK to us all… the history is darker than we remember. Early chats range from Sydney Sweeneycore to Donald Trump barricading himself in Mar-A-Lago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, March 15, 2023
Space Doesn't Exist
Ellie & Michaela are pulling into a rest stop to answer listener-submitted questions & gab about the ~journey~. Chatting about improving friendships, life after college, having KIDS?😳 and more… how much more? You’ll have to get in the van. We have candy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, March 08, 2023
Institutionalized for Clean Hands
This week, the girlies chat about The History of Sanitation! They take a deep dive into the story of Ignaz Semmelweis, and how trying to get people to wash their hands wound him up in an asylum. Digressions include: the hallways of Versailles, the Community Sponges of Rome, the imminent reincarnation of the Wooly Mammoth, and the age old question: do white people know how to wash? SOURCES: 1. How a 19th Century Doctor’s Tried to Get His Peers to Wash Their Hands – Weird History YouTube Video. 2. Keep it clean: The suprising 130-year history of Handwashing – Amy Fleming 2020, Article. 3. What Was Hygiene Like In The Victorian Era? – Weird History YouTube Video 4. What Hygiene was like in Colonial America – Weird History YouTube Video Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2 Enull · Wed, March 01, 2023
Chains and Whips Excite Me?
From the ancient temples of Mesopotamia, to the streets of Rome, to the writings of Sigmund Freud and the American leather bars, BDSM has been a present yet ever-changing facet of sexuality and spiritualism. In this episode, Ellie & Michaela talk about the stories and psychology of Bondage, Dominance, Sadism and Masochism from the past to the present. Digressions include: The Ellussy Trials & Being Scouted at Trader Joe’s. CUTE CORRECTION: Ellie refers to the DSM-5 but she means the DSM-4 :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Trailer · Fri, February 17, 2023
Road Trip Road Trip!!
a BIG announcement!! welcome to LND-- phase two ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, February 07, 2023
Evil Chickens
Hi sweetie pies!!!!!!! Big episode so make sure you listen to the end ;) We are talking: -me being forced to run -valentine's day pep talk!!!! -your worst valentine's days -"am I a pariah for sex on the second date?" voicemail -announcement!!! Love you!!!!!! See you next week!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, January 31, 2023
It's Me, Hi, I'm The Asshole
Hi sweet potatoes! This week's episode is short and sweet as we prepare for a Big Change!!!! We're talking: -crotchless panties logistics? -deepfake/AI pornography -Am I The Asshole? -cognitive distortions And much more! Love you deeply, have the best week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, January 24, 2023
January Blues
Hi sweet potatoes! Are you experiencing seasonal depression? Cool. Same. Today we're talkin: -the January blues -the 3 things method -cringy texters -turning f buddies into pals -slut shaming And so much more!! Love u, have the best week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, January 17, 2023
Most Things Are Mid
Hi cuties :) This week it's just me and you! We're covering: -Date updates (I lived, huge!) -Mantras for first dates -Fitness culture and dating apps -First world problems and therapy And probably more, I recorded at night so it feels like a phone call with my pals and I was very sleepy! Love you so much and hope it's the best week yet~ VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, January 10, 2023
Haterade ft. Michaela Okland & Julia Hava
Hi!!! I missed you guys!! Our first episode back is a fun one, I brought the groupchat girlies on to set the tone for a fun new year. We're discussing: -our delusional 2023 goals -describing our dream man (boils down to Is Nice To Me) -my near-death experience on NYE -why the girlies think I'm going to be murdered And so so so much more (we are chatty broads). Love you and next week will be a full voicemail ep so make sure to send those in!! xoxo VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, December 13, 2022
Be Normal & Be In Love With Us
Heyyyy kiddos! This week I've once again got my buddy Zach Schiffman with me to add a little spice, a little flair. We are chatting about: -company holiday party etiquette -company holiday party horror stories -is it fair to have a height preference when dating? -a voicemail that I can't spoil for you And so, so much more. Like, so much. Lots of tangents this time around. Love you very much cuties have the best week!! VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, December 06, 2022
Saturn's Return
Hi cuties! This week we're chattin': -saturn's return and career scaries -the madonna/whore dichotomy -what my therapist said to me this week -are bad texters actually just shady? And much more! Love you, have the best week! xoxo VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, November 29, 2022
A Very Cursed Thanksgiving
Hiii besties! Hope you had the best thanksgiving, but apparently many of you did not. Today, we're doin' : -cursed thanksgiving tier list -casual dating etiquette -why the 'men r trash era' is important -is it ever worth reaching out to an ex-friend?? love you lots and lots!! have the best week, i'll catch ya next time :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, November 22, 2022
Capitalism Really Popped Off Today!
Hello my friends! I am very sick so today's episode is short and sweet. However!! We are covering: -Holiday gift guides for the most niche people on your lists -How much enthusiasm should I put into the talking phase?? -How can I jump-start my post-breakup glow-up? Love u very much, have the best thanksgiving and I will see you next week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, November 08, 2022
Just A Relationship Girl in a Hookup World
Hi sweet angels! This week my friend Dana (@danahasson) joins me to answer some fun voicemails. We're talkin': -my life backup plan -tarot cards-- I read Dana's future (am I magic??) -Dating in NYC -Help! Guys keep asking me for threesomes? -Help! We're relationship girles feeling stuck in college hookup culture -Help! I walked in on my boyfriend watching porn in the middle of the night?? And much more. Dana is the best, make sure you follow her on Tik Tok for amazing baking videos!! VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, November 01, 2022
Don't Worry, You ARE Mentally Ill
Hello my sweet chickens. Today there's a lot to discuss (as usual) so let's get into it! We're chattin' : -What on earth is going on in the house of commons??? -Kanye and Elon -Help! I don't feel pretty :/ -Is this friendship worth saving? -Breakup script and people pleasing -Past trauma affecting current relationships -Am I being dramatic about my mental health? -Help! My friend is getting married and i'm FREAKING OUT! And much much more. Love you have a great week!!! xoxo VOICEMAIL: 8472820462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, October 25, 2022
Manifesting and the Multiverse ft. Haley Hoffman Smith
Hi sweet friends! This week I have the incredibly intelligent and inspirational Haley Hoffman Smith (@haleyhoffmansmith on TikTok) joining me in the passenger seat and I know you guys are going to love her! We're talking: -multiverse theory? -manifesting -training your brain -help! one of my friends is constantly negative! -help! I'm jealous of my friend when we go out! -help! I feel self-conscious when I post online! And much more. Love you guys, hope you're loving midnights!!!! xoxo VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, October 18, 2022
We Were All Rooting For You!!!
I have never in my LIFE yelled at a man like this!!! Oh besties, this is an EPISODE. I've got bad news and a whole lot to say about it. Luckily, I'm joined by hilarious and insightful friend of the show Zach Schiffman to get me through. There's a lot of swearing, a couple tears, some armchair psychology, and a story that might make you never, ever eat shrimp again. Then, we get into some breakup best practices to get you through and we have a quick chat about age gaps as well! I love you guys and can't even tell you how much your sweet (and evil) comments about this man have meant to me. Have the best week!!! xoxo VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, October 11, 2022
The Try Guys Try Sexting!
Hello hello! Much to discuss today!! Including, but not limited to: -Productive wallowing -Drama Corner: Try Guys SNL skit -Sexting tips (not mine, yours, don't worry) -How to stop second-guessing yourself -Fall date ideas! And much more!! Love u very much, have a great week! VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, October 04, 2022
Hold On To Your Hat, Pardner
Today's episode was genuinely a blast to record. On the agenda this week: -the Official Red Flag Tier List ( link to make your own) -Moving in with your S.O. -Help! I am not being wooed! -Dressing like a 'grownup' and finding your personal style And so much more!! Love you guys have a great week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, September 27, 2022
Red Flag Olympics
What's up angels!! Every voicemail this week was simply chock-full of red flags. Like, I know it's cuffing szn, but I'm begging you to not settle for whatever is going on here!! Anyway, this week we're talking: -meeting your SO’s’ friends! tips, tricks, how to feel less nervous -why do I feel bad after having a casual hookup? -is dating someone with diff political beliefs a deal breaker? -how do you bring up ‘going slow’? -is a partner having strong opinions on your clothes/where you go an automatic red flag? -career burnout -americans who think they can fight geese And so much more! Love you have the best week xoxo VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, September 20, 2022
Sniff Dirt (Derogatory) ft. Jarvis Johnson
Hiii besties! Today we have the smart, hilarious, and talented Jarvis Johnson (@jarvis) joining us in the passenger seat! We're covering a lot, including (but not limited to) -Dying alone -"Help! My friends hung out with my ex behind my back!" -Finally, an answer to the Cage Match Animal problem -Awkward Celebrity Encounters -Getting started in content creation And much more!! Make sure you check out Jarvis' youtube channel and his podcast, Sad Boyz. Love you guys, have the best week VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, September 13, 2022
It's a Great Time to Be a Nosy B***
Hi angels!! This week we've got a lot to go over including: -Drama corner: Don't Worry Darling, RIP Queen Elizabeth, Trisha Paytas -I feel like I lost my 20s to the pandemic, how do I feel young and fun again? -How to use Bumble BFF -Your worst first date stories!! -Your Autumn vibe suggestions -How do i tell my fam/bf that I need to start therapy? -Help! I forget how to talk in high pressure social situations! Plus a little shrimp update and so much more!! Love you guys, have the best week VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, September 06, 2022
Slow Down, You're Doin Fine
What's up besties! This week we're talking: -What does it actually mean to take things slow? -Help! I'm in my first relationship and idk what i’m doing! -Balancing friendships and relationships -What's our fall vibe gonna be? -Disagreeing with your partner -Friend breakup perspective -Feminism and tradwife mentality And much more including date updates!! Love you deeply, have the best week Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, August 30, 2022
Lying IS The Answer
Hello!! Fun episode today and I try to give a nice balance of good, solid, non-toxic advice and... uh, "u could just lie". Plus an update on shrimp cocktail man and all of this: -First year of college tips -Help, I like one of my friends!! -Help, I said something insane!! -Is it anti feminist to think a man should pay for the date? -Dealing with embarrassment -Mental health medication 101 -How to express your needs before a DTR talk And sooooor much more including a recap of my family vacation that will 100% help you understand why I am how I am. Love you guys! Have the best week :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, August 23, 2022
The Scenic Route to Pound Town
Hi cuties!!! Fun episode this week joined by my girl Claudia-- and thank god, because things took a distressing turn this weekend and I needed help discussing it. PLUS: -Reading the weirdest things ppl have said to u guys during sex -How to take your summer fling to the next level? -How to deal with a really negative friend -"Cat" ownership tips -Help! My bf won’t go down on me? -Help! My bf finishes really fast! And sooooooor much more. Love u guys!! VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, August 16, 2022
Dumper vs. Dumpee
Hiii okay so so so much to cover today!! I felt bad about not doing enough vms/dms so we're doing 8 today. We are talkin: -Being sad after you dump someone -Bday gift suggestion for v early in the relationship -Homesickness -Sweaty Girl Summer -The weirdest thing a man has said to me during sex -NYC recommendations (I am only doing this once so take notes) -Feeling confident with a new person -How to lose your v card in a cool chill way And much more! Pls don't take a shot every time I say "it is what it is" in this episode. I love you!! VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, August 09, 2022
Kvetching & Kvelling with Julia Hava
Hiii cuties! This week we are joined by the incredibly knowledgeable, talented, gorgeous, soon-to-be Doctor Julia Hava of Binchtopia (which, if you aren't already subscribed, go do that right this minute)! We talk about: -Various Judaism-related topics like dietary issues, weird animals that are kosher, and our Hebrew names -Why we do not fuck with the ocean or space -How to break up with your therapist and how to FIND one -The best thing for a person in their 20s to invest in And truly so much more. I love u guys very deeply! Have the best week :) Voicemail: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, August 02, 2022
SparklyGossipGirl ft. Sydnee Paige
Hi cuties!! This week we are joined in the passenger seat by the iconic Sydnee Paige! She is the cutest and sweetest and the host of Sydnee In The Sheets on Wondery, so check that out! We're talking: -AIM screennames -Age gaps in relationships -Is it worth it to bone a neighbor? -How to always feel hot and confident before a date And truly so much more! I love u guys very much, have a great week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, July 26, 2022
The Return Of Sailor Man
Hehe hi besties I.... was weak this weekend but this is a safe space and a sharing circle so I trust you not to judge me too harshly!! Lots to cover today including but not limited to: -Getting over someone you have to see every day -Am I The Asshole: Trauma dumping edition -What your sexual chemistry (or lack thereof) could mean -"Help! This man keeps biting me in public!" -How to stop planning your wedding the second you've had two good dates And so much more!! Love u have the best week :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, July 19, 2022
Screaming and Fighting and Kissing In The Rain
Hello cutie pies! Extra long episode today for your listening pleasure. We are talkin: -The 'The Way I Loved You' problem -Weird trolley problems-- things get a little dark -"I blacked out at a work event, help!" -Getting over a situationship -How to support a friend who's making some baaad choices And so much more! Love you deeply, have a great week :) Voicemail Number: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, July 12, 2022
No More Toxic Drunk Texts, B*tch!
I missed you so much last week but we're back and not going anywhere!! This week I'm talking: -"Why do I only attract emotionally unavailable men?" -"Help! I keep getting drunk and f*king up my life!" -How to make your dating app shine as much as you do -Finding a Breakup Buddy (not a sex toy, believe it or not) And a few more silly things like some of the more embarrassing drunk texts i've sent and a toxic man I may or may not be into. Love u!! Have a great week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, June 28, 2022
Take A Dating T-Break
Hello hello! Lots to cover today. We are covering the Roe v. Wade decison so if that is difficult for you, please skip it!! Today we're talking: -Roe v. Wade (13:40-32:45) -They're a 10, BUT (32:57) -Dating App Burnout (48:11) PLUS weekend update, song of the week, etc. RESOURCES- abortionfunds.org | keepourclinics.org | aidaccess.org VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, June 21, 2022
"He Kissed Me And I Wasn't... Outright Disgusted?"
All-voicemail episode, baby!! I talk to you about a weird manifesting technique that I'm like, 90% sure actually works and wasn't just an insane coincidence (right?). Plus four voicemails: what to do about a Terrible kisser, tools of the trade for starting your own podcast, what to do about feeling Chronically Lonely, and a post-grad summer pep talk for those of you who are struggling. Love u very much cutie pies have a great week!! Voicemail Number: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, June 14, 2022
Tragedy At The Puma Flagship
Happy Tuesday! Today we have a LOT of weekend updates to cover including an insane influencer event (with names this time) plus I said something very dumb and need your input on my next move. We also give a full rundown on meeting the parents and all the little things you may not have thought about, and we cover feeling jealous or intimidated by quote unquote cool girls. VOICEMAIL NUMBER: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, June 07, 2022
I Am NOT Your Mommy!!!!
Today we are chatting about being a Mommy girlfriend, feeling a loss of independence when moving in with a SO, and the absolute best tools of the trade for creating your Volleyball Girl Summer vibe. Sound is a little funky on this one, sorry!! Still getting it all figured out :) Love u guys, have a good one! Voicemail: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, June 01, 2022
Wanting Validation Is... Valid?
Late Night Drive, covid edition! Friend of the show Claudia Vera joins us over zoom (because I am Typhoid Mary this week) and we really get into some shit. Is Covid turning me French? Who's to say. We're talking meeting your ex for coffee, 'pick-me' men, and how to still feel like a bad bitch when you're in a relationship. Plus a bonus voicemail that sends us into a conversation about nipple stimulation and mommy guys. Love u!! Have a great week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, May 24, 2022
Maybe Those People Just Suck?
2 DMs and 2 voicemails this week! We're chatting about roommate etiquette, feeling "behind" when it comes to sex (yes I talked about sex, no I didn't giggle, you're welcome), deciding when to tell a partner about certain people on your ~list~, and what to do when you feel like people are judging your intelligence/ability based on your age and gender. ALSO, I had a VERY weird Saturday night and while I can't tell you everything, I did my best to explain what the fuck happened. Have a gr8 week, ily!! VOICEMAIL NUMBER: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, May 17, 2022
Summer Flings & Swamp A**
You know what they say! No two things go together like summer flings and swamp ass :) Today we're tackling 4 different DMs on varying topics. We're doing a summer fling how-to, dressing when the weather is hot as shit, growing apart from your high school friends after your first year of college, and a VERY insane situation where I do advise arson but for legal reasons, I'm kidding. Love you!! Have a good week!! VOICEMAIL NUMBER: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, May 10, 2022
Jealousy, Jealousy
Do not take a shot every time I say "uncomfortable" in the boundaries segment. You will not survive. Today we're talking about ~jealousy~, exes, and your partner's exes. Plus I am issuing a Spring Double Date challenge! I do talk Roe v. Wade briefly from 7:02-11:55 so if that's difficult for you feel free to skip! Love you guys, have a safe fun week :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, May 03, 2022
Let's Get H*rny On Main
Oh no, it's finally happened. I have to talk about sex. It's a nightmare for all involved! We're talking communication and shame-- why is it so HARD to talk about sex? Then we chat boundaries 101 and discuss the hot-crazy axis. Plus a fun, cute weekend update and a LOT of me giggling because i'm truly 12! Have a good week, love you! Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC member FINRA/ SIPC . · The projections or other information generated by IMPACT app regarding the likelihood of various investment outcomes are hypothetical in nature, do not reflect actual investment results and are not guarantees of future results. Please note that results may vary with use of the tool over time. · The paid ad host experiences and testimonials within the Podcast may not be representative of the experiences of other customers and are not to be considered guarantees of future performance or success. The opinions provided within the ad belong to the host alone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, April 26, 2022
Is It Tax Fraud If It's An Accident?
Greetings, loved ones~~ So much to cover in the weekend update segment!! I may have committed tax fraud but who's fault is that, really? We're talking about adopting a treat yourself mentality, the power of 'AND', and what to do if your boyfriend's friends DON'T like you. I am hungover this episode so pls be kind. Love you!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, April 19, 2022
That's Not In My Contract, Sweaty!
This week's Late Night Drive covers a lot. Is your work-life balance off? Are you working 24/7 without being paid 24/7 wages? Stop!! Also, we talk spring fashion ideas for anxious girlies who need a blueprint on what to wear Where, and how to know you're ready to ~get back out there~. Lots of accents this episode, sorry in advance. Also, I have beef with one of my favorite content creators for saying he could win in a fight against a truly ridiculous mammal. Love you guys!! Have a good week xoxo, mom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, April 12, 2022
Oh We're ALL Goin Thru It, Huh?
Seems like everyone is suffering this week!! Let's talk it out. This week's topics include feeling stagnant, growing up and not feeling "fun" anymore, and what to do when you meet your boyfriend's friends!! Also I embarrassed myself this weekend and I think it's the moon's fault. Love you guys!! Have a good one Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, April 05, 2022
Is He Hot or Is He Just There?
Fun episode this week!! I cannot stop lying as a form of entertainment at parties. Also, what to do if you hate your BFF's boyfriend, do you have a crush on your coworker or is he just There, and how to make a Party friend a Real friend. Not the best sentence ever written, but you get it!! have a good week xoxo Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC member FINRA/SIPC. The projections or other information generated by IMPACT app regarding the likelihood of various investment outcomes are hypothetical in nature, do not reflect actual investment results and are not guarantees of future results. Please note that results may vary with use of the tool over time. The paid ad host experiences and testimonials within the Podcast may not be representative of the experiences of other customers and are not to be considered guarantees of future performance or success. The opinions provided within the ad belong to the host alone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, March 29, 2022
Tik Tok Baby Fever ft. Eli Rallo
Today's episode features the one and only Eli Rallo (@TheJarr on TikTok). Eli gives us fabulous advice including something she was told by a 75 year old witch who lives in Little Italy. I do my famous giraffe impression and we answer some important DMs: how to get through embarrassing yourself after a night out and whether or not a listener should stay in Greek life. Audio might be a little wonky but ily guys!! Have a great week!! -Ellie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, March 22, 2022
Just Go On The Date!!!
On today's episode, we start with the fact that I am ~depressed~, I don't believe in time zones, and I don't think math should be taught in schools. ANyway!! We're talking body image and body neutrality, dating app advice 101, and whether it's possible to be TOO independent (hint: nope!!). Love you, have a good week :) -Ellie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, March 15, 2022
A Flirty Little Spring Guide
Spring is basically here!! Let's talk about how to have our flirtiest little spring yet. Plus, how to get over someone (without getting under someone else) and how to deal with being the only single friend. Reverse bachelorette party, anyone? This episode is all about creating space for yourself to have the best life you can. Love u!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, March 08, 2022
Don't Take It Personal, Don't Get Emotional
Things get a little personal on today's solo episode!! We talk about how to move into a healthy new relationship after dealing with a not-so-healthy one, starting mental health medication, and how to take things less personally. Of course, I take everything personally, so maybe take that last bit with a grain of salt. Love you!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, March 01, 2022
Trust Your Gut ft. Hannah Berner
Today, comedian Hannah Berner joins the pod!!! She has strong opinions on hotels and Johnny Bravo and gives some great advice on feeling chemistry on dates and dealing with other peoples' perceptions of you! Make sure to check out Hannah's podcast, Berning in Hell :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, February 22, 2022
Famous Bills FMK ft. Michaela Okland
The fabulous Michaela Okland joins the pod to chat everything from dating negative people to long distance friendships to which famous Bill we would *kiss* and everything in between. Plus, we go through some listener-submitted tips for anti-rotting and I give you a Valentine's update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, February 15, 2022
Anti-Rotting 101
Happy Day After Valentine's Day, cuties! Today we're talking about taking care of ourselves even when it's the very last thing you want, a great tip from my therapist on how to get yourself to do Tasks, and we go through a listener DM about dating when you're not exclusive. Plus, an update on the worst upstairs neighbors in the world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tue, February 08, 2022
You Know When It's Time To Go
Welcome welcome to the very first episode of Late Night Drive! Today we chat a little business and then dive into some dating stories (including a disgusting first date order), the concept of 'If He Wanted To He Would', and we discuss the pain of Friend Ghosting. Love you cuties enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wed, February 02, 2022
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