The Shallow End
From the Webby Award-winning creators of The Box Of Oddities Podcast comes The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.Friends since childhood, Lindsay Schnebly and Jethro Gilligan Toth have always shared a love for stories of people doing ridiculously dumb things. They found it wildly amusing as young boys. They still do today. This is your invitation to pour a strong drink and join them for true stories that are tragically hilarious.
Wed, April 09, 2025
#150: Letters From The Shallow End
To celebrate the 150th episode of this thing we like to call a podcast, “The Shallow End” is proud to feature an entire episode of stories sent in by our family of listeners – The Shallow End Dwellers. Hilarity ensues when a man finds that his chainsaw can cut more than firewood, how a mound of driveway snow can lead to marriage, and why it’s best to make sure your earbuds are plugged into your phone. And we’re just gettin’ warmed up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, April 02, 2025
#149: A Dangling Shame
Episode #149 of "The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth” is what episode #148 could have been if it just applied itself for once. Lindsay introduces us to an airline pilot who was very good at his job ferrying passengers to other lands safely and comfortably – until he forgot to bring something with him that you and I carry whenever we travel internationally. (Sometimes, the skies aren’t so friendly.) Then, Jethro tells us about an auto thief who came fully prepared to carry out his professional responsibilities – until he realized that the planet itself was moving away from him at one foot per second while he was working with his tools. Was it the Apocalypse? End Times? A bad hangover? Tune in to discover how this thief found himself 20 feet in the air! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, March 26, 2025
#148: Ratted Out By Salad
Why are we surprised that episode #148 of TSE wasn’t stolen before it aired? Because it's chock full of burglars, is why! JG regales us with the story of three men hell-bent on burglarizing a hamburger shop. The prospect of the cash inside drew them. What they couldn't have known was how a two-pound tub of Macaroni Salad may have been too tasty to leave behind – but would also be their undoing. Lindsay’s burglar story comes to us from the Garden State of New Jersey, where a young man made an interesting decision to burglarize a home one night because the lights were off, and he assumed no one was home. He was – how to put this? – wrong. Hilarity ensued when he decided to make his getaway using the aptly-named Lyft (‘cause what other name would a burglar like more?). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, March 19, 2025
#147: Shut Up Dirk!
On episode #147, Lindsay starts the show with a cautionary tale on why it’s never good to alter Mother Nature’s distribution of native species. Hawaii in the late 1800s dealt with a problem of rats in the sugarcane fields by…well…importing an animal from the other side of the world. It did not end well! And speaking of animals (!), J.G. tells us about two Welshmen who naturally found themselves in a pub. On the Gold Coast of Australia. A bit in their cups. Who decided at 2 AM that it was the perfect time to realize a lifelong dream of swimming with dolphins. The decision did not please the local SeaWorld theme park. Or it's prized penguin, Dirk. And that’s just the beginning of Jethro’s story! Join us, won’t you? If you would like to advertise on The Box of Oddities, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, March 12, 2025
#146: Deadly Produce
It’s not quite as good as our 150th episode will be, but episode #146 is close! Jethro has a story about a man who hits on the idea of a perfect robbery. Using a real gun is not only illegal, but what if that thing went off and someone got hurt? This gentleman in Glasgow came up with a substitute that he thought was genius! (It involves a rather phallic piece of produce. Oh, and a man’s dress sock.) The cast of Monty Python would have been proud! Then, did you know that fewer than one percent of prisoners contemplate an escape? Well, Lindsay tells us about a most unusual prison break from the great state of Michigan. It left authorities there baffled as they responded to word of this usual prison story late on a Sunday night. It is positively dripping with irony! (And police cars.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, March 05, 2025
#145: Leave The Brass Section Out Of It
On episode #145, Jethro kicks things off with tales of tails - and other animal parts. Seems like the basic human need to smuggle living things from country to country is not only illegal and can result in prison time, but a rodent in your pants can cause other issues. Be glad you’re not a TSA agent as you listen to these stories. Then Lindsay regales us with the story of an inventive woman who needed some quick cash to pay her probation court fees. She came up with the perfect idea – forgetting that people actually can and do check their credit card activity from time to time. Wanna turn a simple misdemeanor into a full-fledged felony? Learn how in this episode! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, February 26, 2025
#144: Standard Issue Footwear
Episode #144 of The Shallow End is chock full of vitamins and other nutrients! (Okay. It’s not. But it is entertaining as hell.) Lindsay’s story comes to us from Kissimmee, FL, where a young woman and her boyfriend decided to celebrate the man’s birthday at a local motel by ordering a pizza delivered to their room. Everything was going swimmingly – until the police were called. Find out why! (Note: It involves drivers who will stop at nothing to drive home their opinions on the importance of gratuity.) Then Jethro takes us to the mountains above Tucson, AZ, where a gentleman was enjoying the sweeping views of the city before a late monsoon rain blew in to wash away the summer heat. What an unfortunate time to have to answer nature’s call. No worries! When you’re a male, the whole Earth is your bathroom! (Shame about the timing of that lighting strike!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, February 19, 2025
#143: Pyrotechnic Snowfall
Defying all laws of common decency and good taste, Jethro and Lindsay have finished another episode of The Shallow End! J.G. kicks things off with a story of a man no longer content with the standard methods of removing snow from his backyard. Anyone can shovel it – but where’s the inventive spirit of adventure in that?! There are times when a man needs to harness creativity – and a big tank of flammable propane – to achieve his dreams! Lindsay follows up with a primer on why it’s important to keep your license plates up to date. His story from Oklahoma (OK!) involves a most usual traffic stop for some expired tags. How would that lead to the discovery of a caged rattlesnake, an open bottle of bourbon, a loaded firearm and – wait for it – a bottle of uranium? So glad you asked, gentle listener. The answer is waiting for you in this week’s episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, February 12, 2025
#142: Cold. Hard. Cash.
In Episode #142 of The Shallow End, Jethro’s out of the gate with a story of a young woman who took an elderly relative to help him withdraw thousands of dollars from his bank. Just one hitch there – the man didn’t appear “to be well.” It kind of went downhill from there. Then Lindsay shares a story about a firefighter who really liked flames. I mean…I REALLY liked Flames. So much so that an arson investigator took over the case, and it wasn’t hard for the investigator to figure out who the culprit was. Douse those flames of boredom and listen to this week’s episode of "The Shallow End!"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, February 05, 2025
#141: That Ain't No Way To Treat a Hoagie
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, January 29, 2025
#140: A Complete Waste Of Musket Fire
On Episode #140, Jethro and Lindsay marvel that they’re recording another episode. And, oh, the stories they tell! Lindsay starts us off with a woman who had many things to do before New Year’s Eve – including texting her drug dealer for some fentanyl. Only one hitch in that plan – she didn’t quite text the right person. Hilarity and handcuffs ensue! Then Jethro shares a story of a robbery gone awry in Yorkshire in the U.K. It involves a retired construction worker who just wanted some clean clothes. But when a youthful criminal decided to rob the laundromat, our retired hero had other plans. It involves wet pants. (But truth be told, what good stories don’t?) Onward into the Shallow End! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, January 22, 2025
#139: Reagan-Era Spam
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, January 15, 2025
#138: Eggs In The Radiator
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, January 08, 2025
#137: Costco® and Exploding Shoes
What happens when man’s best friend becomes a murder suspect’s worst nightmare? In this episode of The Shallow End , we explore the bizarre story of a puppy who brought down a murder suspect in the most unexpected way. But wait—there’s more! We also dive into the cringe-worthy tale of a guy who decided to test the limits of decency by snapping inappropriate photos, only to be served a piping-hot plate of instant karma. Let’s just say his plan backfired in the most spectacularly embarrassing way. Join Lindsay and Jethro as they unravel these jaw-dropping tales of crime, punishment, and a hefty dose of irony. Don’t miss this laugh-out-loud episode packed with twists, turns, and a healthy dose of comeuppance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, January 01, 2025
#136: Bizarre Burglars & Questionable 911 Calls
It’s a new year, but here at the Shallow End, we’re already out of fresh content—so strap in for a recycled classic! It wasn’t so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder, and JG’s got the extremely disturbing (yet undeniably hilarious) story to prove it. Then, Lindsay reminds us that 911 should be reserved for actual emergencies… you know, like real-life threats and not just mild inconveniences. And don’t forget our most important safety tip: never listen to the Shallow End while taking a bath with a plugged-in air fryer—trust us, it’s a real buzzkill. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, December 25, 2024
#135: A Christmas Blast from The Shallow Past
It’s the most wonderful time of the year—when you’re permitted (and strongly encouraged) to sip eggnog and pretend you forgot that embarrassing childhood performance of “Jingle Bells” on your parents’ camcorder. But guess what? We didn’t forget. And we’re bringing you something just as classic and cringey—a rerun from two Christmases ago! Join us as we sleigh-ride back in time to an episode packed with questionable decisions and awkward outcomes, like what happens when you attempt to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright or why we should never fiddle about with the weather. It’s our Christmas gift to you—and the best part? You can re-gift it guilt-free to your friends, family, or that random coworker who keeps forwarding you cat memes. So, don your ugly sweater, grab a candy cane (or something much stronger), and tune in for a holly-jolly re-gifted serving of The Shallow End . No matter how you celebrate, at least you’ll have this greatest hit to amuse you while Uncle Gary attempts his 47th retelling of “The Night Before Christmas.” Merry Reruns! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, December 18, 2024
#134: Chainsaws And Frozen Turnips
On Episode #134 of The Shallow End, Jethro kicks things off with the trifecta of vodka, a bored Polish farmer and a chainsaw. It starts off weird – and gets only moreso! (Hint: Only one guy dies!) Then Lindsay has the story of a man who broke into a church to steal. His worst mistake? Not knowing that the pastor was as experienced with Mixed Martial Arts as he was with dispensing forgiveness for sins. (Hint: Nobody dies! But someone ends up in Jail.) Episode #134 is chick full of laughs and life lessons! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, December 11, 2024
#133: Nog-Guzzling Gifter
n Episode #133 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, Jethro starts things off with not just one – but a Santa sack of stories that JG Calls “The Christmas Crime Blotter.” Because the only thing better than the holidays are the times that stupid people try to ruin other people’s cheer with poor life choices! Then Lindsay tells us a tale about a kindly Catholic nun who was beloved by both the Mafia prisoners to whom she ministered – as well as the prison guards who interacted with her. But this kindly nun had something else up her habit that no one saw coming! (Hint: It takes place in Italy. You got a problem with dat?) This episode is so hot that the fire department is standing by! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, December 04, 2024
#132: PVC And Dirty Underpants
On episode #132 of The Shallow End, hilarity ensues when Jethro regales us with the tale of a laundry hamper. Not just any hamper, mind you – but one placed inadvertently in a man’s bedroom so as to catch something other than dirty tee shirts and socks. What the man “caught” in his hamper was quite a surprise. Let’s just say it culminated with a call to 9-11. Then Lindsay has a story from the Wayback Machine. It takes us all on a holiday in 1964 in Midtown Manhattan. If you thought the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parades were spectacular enough, you ain't heard nothin’ yet. Just add a drunk TV star and an inflatable dinosaur who has a disagreement with a light pole! Someone call the fire department – ‘cause this episode is EN FUEGO! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 27, 2024
#131: Hogtied With An Electrical Cord
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 20, 2024
#130: Disastrous Dietary Habits
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 13, 2024
#129: Illegally Acquired Pad Thai
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 06, 2024
#128: Yetti Social Hierarchy
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 30, 2024
#127: Bad Surgery And Prison Haircuts
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 23, 2024
#126: Take Care When Putting Things In Your Pants
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 16, 2024
#125: The Devil's Pudding
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 09, 2024
#124: A Grenade In Your Pants
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 02, 2024
#123: Do It Yourself Cremation
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 25, 2024
#122: Arguing With Masonry
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 18, 2024
#121: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff
Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result. And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could go wrong? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 11, 2024
#120: Murdered By Fruit
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 04, 2024
#119: Arachnid Gun Play
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 28, 2024
#118: Dislocated Ghost Jaw
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 21, 2024
#117: A Little Bag of Horrors
Due to a family emergency, we present a classic Shallow End Episode from Feb. 15, 2023. Next week, we'll have a new episode for you that is fresh from the podcast oven. A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 14, 2024
#115: Don't Get All Stabby
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 07, 2024
#114: Mesmerized By Molten Iron
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 31, 2024
#113: Non-Incendiary Fruit
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 24, 2024
#112: Elaborately Air Conditioned Head
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 17, 2024
#111: Milk And German Engineering
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 10, 2024
#110: Recently Skewered Pirate
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 03, 2024
#109: 911, What's Your Emergency?
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 26, 2024
#108: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes
Due to JG's father's passing, we are revisiting a classic episode from 2023. The boys will be back next week with a brand-new episode! The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 19, 2024
#107: Emails From The Shallow End
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 12, 2024
#106: Staining Other People's Upholstery
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. Want Free Appetizers for Life from Hello Fresh? Get Them HERE ! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 05, 2024
#105: Wine From A Landfill
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s drinking wine found at a garbage dump or an embarrassing 911 mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, May 29, 2024
#103: Hyperactive Squirrel In A Tumble Dryer
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s ridiculously failed newspaper headlines or a guy who wants to be eaten by a snake, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, May 22, 2024
#103: A Dream And A Hammer
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, May 15, 2024
#102: Bad Tattoos And Swimming With Crocodiles
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, May 08, 2024
#101: Raccoon In A Popcorn Machine
The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, May 01, 2024
#100: Fruit Cocktail From A Dumpster
Welcome to the 100th milestone episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth! Join Schnebly and Toth as they dive headfirst into the shallow end of human behavior, exploring the hilariously stupid things people do. From epic fails to eyebrow-raising antics, this podcast leaves no stone unturned in its quest to dissect the absurdities of everyday life. With wit, humor, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, Schnebly and Toth navigate through the murky waters of human folly, offering insightful commentary and laugh-out-loud anecdotes. Whether you need a good chuckle or enjoy shaking your head in disbelief, The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth guarantees an entertaining journey into the depths of human absurdity. Tune in to celebrate their 100th episode and join the laughter! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, April 24, 2024
#099: Like A Rat In The Glove Box
Dive into The Shallow End of legal quagmires with Schnebly and Toth on this episode. First, we dissect the consequences of a man's fateful solution to ditching his community service sentence. What led him astray, and what can we learn from his missteps? We'll explore the complexities of justice, accountability, and the slippery slope of ruining two perfectly good king-size pillows. Then, hold onto your hats as we unravel the bizarre tale of a jailbreak unlike any other. Picture this: a lawnmower, a dog, and a set of bolt cutters. How did these seemingly unrelated elements come together to confound law enforcement? Join us as we dissect the details, ponder the ingenuity, and perhaps uncover some unexpected lessons in unconventional problem-solving. Tune in to Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth for an engaging blend of legal insight, storytelling, and the quirky side of the justice system. Whether you're a law enthusiast or love a good tale, this episode promises to deliver an unforgettable ride. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, April 17, 2024
#098: Hide The Rubber Bands
Dive into the global pool of human absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth as they embark on another wild journey in "Shallow End." In this episode, we're taking you on a whirlwind tour around the world to explore some of the most baffling and downright dumb actions ever committed by mankind. From the shores of Australia to the streets of New York City, no corner of the globe is safe from the antics of our species. With each story more ludicrous than the last, Schnebly and Toth provide hilarious commentary and insights into the strange depths of human behavior. So grab your passport and join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the most mind-boggling, head-scratching, and downright dumb actions from around the world on "Shallow End." If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, April 15, 2024
Introducing: Pretty Sure I Can Fly with Johnny Knoxville & Elna Baker
Pretty Sure I Can Fly is a humorous exploration of things that had never been done, until someone did them. It’s a series of weekly conversations about what it takes to break through the barrier of “impossible” and set new standards for human limitation. Pretty Sure I Can Fly is like going to history class, except your teachers are actor, stuntman, and outlaw radio DJ Johnny Knoxville and long-time This American Life contributor Elna Baker. And each week they bring a new guest to tell you all about how they “grabbed the bull by the bunglesteen” or “really hogwrenched that spatooly.” Listen to Pretty Sure I Can Fly: Wondery.fm/PSICF_Shallow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, April 10, 2024
#097; Not To Be Used As A Hair Product
Join hosts Schnebly and Toth in this episode of Shallow End as they navigate the turbulent waters of online antics and historical misfortunes. Strap in as they delve into the absurd world of Internet challenges, recounting the hilariously ill-conceived stunts that took a sharp turn toward disaster. From the notorious "Tide Pod Challenge" to the perilous "Fire Challenge," get ready to cringe, laugh, and shake your head at the sheer audacity of these viral sensations gone wrong. But that's not all – Schnebly and Toth explore the fate of Captain John Kendrick. Once a renowned figure in maritime history, Kendrick's story is one of irony and misfortune. Discover the twists of fate and the unexpected events that led to the downfall of this legendary sea captain, whose life serves as a cautionary tale of hubris and unforeseen consequences. Tune in as The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth delivers insightful commentary, historical context, and a healthy dose of humor on these divergent yet equally captivating topics. Whether you're fascinated by the bizarre world of Internet culture or drawn to tales of historical irony, this episode promises to keep you hooked from start to finish. So grab your headphones and dive into the depths with Schnebly and Toth on this riveting episode of Shallow End! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, April 03, 2024
#096: Never Steal A Fireman's Hat
Dive into the depths of absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth on this week's episode of The Shallow End! Join us as we explore the wild world of insurance fraud and uncover some of the most ridiculous schemes ever attempted. You won't believe the lengths some people will go to for a payout, from faked accidents to outlandish claims. But that's not all! In a twist of fate, we'll also share the story of a man who traded in his ordinary life for a firefighter's uniform. Discover how one individual's journey from ordinary citizen to first responder landed him in jail. Tune in for laughter and astonishment as we navigate the murky waters of insurance fraud and celebrate the extraordinary acts of everyday heroes. Don't miss out on this episode of The Shallow End! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, March 27, 2024
#095: Holy Hoax and Arachnophobia Apocalypse
Join Schnebly and Toth in this gut-busting double-feature episode of The Shallow End! 🎙️Dive into the Shallow End with our first story, exploring the ludicrous escapades of a con artist who masqueraded as a pastor. We will examine the chaotic journey of this pseudo-priest and the comedic fallout of his not-so-sacred schemes. But hold onto your hymnals because the second half is not for the faint of heart. Switching gears, we spin the web of a man whose terror of spiders led to a disaster of epic proportions. Discover how one tiny arachnid triggered a series of events that turned into a nightmare, causing a catastrophic ripple effect that left the community in stitches (and the property in ruins). Filled with Schnebly's wit and Toth's biting commentary, this episode is a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning humanity's sanity. Tune in, share, and subscribe for more tales from the Shallow End. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, March 20, 2024
#094: Never Hire A Discount Hitman
Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, March 13, 2024
#093: Take That, Cap'n
Join hosts Schnebly and Toth on a rollercoaster of historical intrigue and modern-day absurdity in this captivating episode of Shallow End. First, we unravel the gripping tale of the Gaspee Affair, where one man's hubris triggers a chain of events that reverberate through the annals of history. We uncover the arrogance and stupidity of a pivotal figure whose actions ignited a revolution and forever changed the course of a nation. But the intrigue doesn't end there. Prepare for a wild ride in our second segment as we explore a real-life "Weekend at Bernie's" scenario that defies belief. From bizarre circumstances to improbable antics, Schnebly and Toth dissect the jaw-dropping true story of deception and absurdity. Strap in as we navigate the murky waters of deceit and uncover this unforgettable tale's shocking twists and turns. Join us at the Shallow End for a double feature of intrigue, scandal, and the unexpected. Don't miss out on the excitement as we unravel the mysteries of the Gaspee Affair and dive into a real-life "Weekend at Bernie's" adventure! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, March 06, 2024
#092: With A Triumphant Grunt
Dive into the depths of The Shallow End with this riveting episode! In our first segment, we unpack the unbelievable tale of a manhole cover theft gone awry. Join us as we unravel the details of this unusual heist gone wrong, exploring the motives behind such an audacious act and the unexpected consequences that ensued. But wait, the strangeness doesn't stop there! In our second segment, we shift gears to dissect a truly peculiar incident of theft at none other than a Walmart Superstore. Prepare to be baffled as we delve into the bizarre world of retail larceny, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary and the boundaries of what's possible are stretched to their limits. Join Schnebly and Toth as they navigate these extraordinary tales with wit, insight, and just the right amount of skepticism. Whether you're intrigued by the psychology of crime or simply love a good laugh at the absurdity of human behavior, this episode of Shallow End promises to entertain and astonish in equal measure. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, February 28, 2024
#091: Jumping The Camaro
Dive into the depths of absurdity with this episode of Shallow End! First up, we unpack the side-splitting world of National Park reviews. From complaints about "too many trees" to baffling queries about where to plug in hairdryers, join us as we navigate the wild and wacky feedback left by entitled visitors to our nation's natural wonders. You'll laugh, scratch your head, and might reconsider humanity's grasp on common sense. But the adventure doesn't stop there! We also delve into the daring escapades of a fugitive whose evasive maneuvers could make even the clumsiest criminal mastermind cringe. His harebrained schemes are a cautionary tale of what not to do when on the lam. Strap in for laughter and disbelief as we uncover the hilarity and folly in the mundane and the criminal underworld. Tune in now to join the fun! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, February 21, 2024
#090: Pool Cues And Whale Blubber
In this uproarious episode of The Shallow End, two bizarre and unforgettable tales highlight the absurdity of human folly. First up, join us for a hilarious recounting of the misadventures of two inept would-be bandits whose grand heist plan unravels spectacularly when they encounter an unexpected adversary: moderately priced billiard equipment. Discover how their harebrained scheme takes an unexpected turn and ends in a series of comedic missteps that will leave you in stitches. Then, brace yourself for a cautionary tale that explores the catastrophic consequences of combining a dead whale carcass and dynamite. Join us for the true story of a misguided attempt to dispose of a whale carcass that escalates into a disastrous and hilariously unforgettable spectacle. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, February 14, 2024
#089: Avian Feeding Frenzy
Oops! Did I Do That? Join hosts Schnebly and Toth as they explore the hilariously embarrassing world of self-inflicted injuries and the outlandish excuses people make to save face. But the injuries are only half the fun! The hosts dissect the absurd excuses people concoct to explain away their mishaps, from blaming mysterious encounters with home appliances to accusing mischievous pets of sabotage. Tune in to "Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth" for a dose of laughter and a reminder that sometimes, it's okay to laugh at ourselves, especially when we're the ones responsible for the hilarity. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, February 07, 2024
#088: Drunk Genius and Wedding Woes
Welcome back to another episode of Shallow End, the podcast that dives deep into life's most entertaining and absurd moments! In this episode, two extraordinary tales will leave you in stitches and shaking your head in disbelief. First, we explore the side-splitting story of a very intoxicated man and his utterly unique problem-solving method. Join us as we unravel the antics of this inebriated genius and discover how his impaired judgment led to a chain of events that no one could have predicted. It's a journey into the world of unexpected solutions brought to you by a man under the influence. But that's not all! We also delve into the jaw-dropping and cringe-worthy details of a wedding that took a disastrously wrong turn due to one very bad decision. It's a cautionary tale proving how unpredictable weddings can be when poor judgment reigns supreme. Join us on this journey of laughter and disbelief as we dissect these unforgettable stories. Whether you need a good laugh or want to revel in the absurdity of human behavior, this episode of Shallow End will tickle your funny bone and leave you questioning how wild and unpredictable life can be. Don't miss out on the fun – tune in now! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, January 31, 2024
#087: Bad Good Place To Put A Hoagie
Welcome to "The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth," the podcast where we dive deep into the shallowness of life and explore those moments that make us cringe, laugh, and reflect. In this special episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth are back to bring you a dose of hilarity and relatability as they share emails from listeners who have bravely spilled the beans on their own embarrassing Shallow End moments. As self-proclaimed experts in the art of embracing our own human imperfections, Lindsay and JG offer their unique insights on why these moments matter. They remind us that it's not about the depth of the water but the depth of the laughter and lessons we find in these Shallow End experiences. So, grab your floaties and join us as we dive headfirst into the world of embarrassing blunders, laughing at ourselves and realizing that sometimes, the shallow end is where life's most memorable stories are waiting to be told. Subscribe now; remember, you're not alone in your Shallow End escapades! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, January 24, 2024
#086: Snack Related Injuries
Join us for an intriguing and diverse episode of the Shallow End Podcast, where we dive into two distinct but equally fascinating topics. First, we'll explore the unexpected and sometimes comical injuries that occur at Super Bowl-watching parties. From overenthusiastic high-fives to wild touchdown celebrations gone wrong, we'll share hilarious anecdotes and discuss the most common party-related injuries that tend to happen during the Super Bowl frenzy. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about party safety! In the second half of the episode, we shift gears to a more serious and thought-provoking subject: "The Unluckiest Terrorist." We'll examine the twists of fate that led this individual down an incredibly ill-fated yet hilarious path, shedding light on a different aspect of the world of terrorism. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, January 17, 2024
#084: A Bullet In Your Hotdog
In this installment of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, a hotdog vendor falls victim to a robbery, but the culprit leaves a painfully unexpected tip. Then, there's a right way and a wrong way to cook a steak. Guess which one we're going to talk about? If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, January 10, 2024
#084: A Soothing Acid Bath
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Wed, January 03, 2024
#83: Thugs In The Kitchen
Welcome back to Shallow End, the podcast that promotes your self-esteem through other people's stupidity. First up, we venture into a land with some of the strictest laws on the planet, where the concept of instant karma takes on a whole new meaning. Join us as we unravel the incredible account of an individual who thought they could outsmart the system, only to find himself facing consequences that were both immediate and ironic. In the second half of our episode, we delve into a cautionary tale that should make any aspiring criminal think twice. It's the story of a brazen burglary attempt on the home of a prominent judge, with a twist you won't see coming. As we recount the events that unfolded when the judge's wife was at home during the break-in, you'll witness a tale of quick thinking and resilience. Learn about the surprising turn of events that left both the perpetrators forever changed. Join us on Shallow End as we navigate the depths of these two riveting narratives, reminding us that karma has a way of catching up with us all and that justice is not always blind, and it sure can hurt! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, December 27, 2023
#082: A Discount Hitman
Ah, the joys of the holidays. Time spent with family, the smell of home cooking wafting through the air, and an encore performance from the Shallow End With Schnebly And Toth. Think of it as re-heated leftovers that always taste better the next day. Or, in this case, from about a year ago. But don't worry, these stories have been properly refrigerated and stored in airtight containers to seal in freshness. Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, December 20, 2023
#081: A Horse Attachment Flap
Dive into the absurd and cautionary tales of our modern world in this episode of Shallow End! First up, we recount the story of a gasoline theft that's more slapstick than slick. Join us as we break down how a simple heist turned into a comedy of errors, leaving everyone, including the would-be thieves, scratching their heads in disbelief. But the ride doesn't stop there. Buckle up as we shift gears to bring you the inside scoop on what's being called the "worst ride-share passenger ever." From outrageous demands to a jaw-dropping lack of etiquette, this passenger's trip went from zero to infamous faster than they could say, "I'll tip you in the app!" Don't forget to fuel up on our previous episodes, and if you enjoy our deep dive into the shallow end of life's pool, rate us five stars on your favorite podcast platform! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, December 13, 2023
#080: Pulling Out The Ramrod
Dive into the intriguing world of human experiences and life's quirky twists with our latest episode of the Shallow End Podcast! In this entertaining installment, we bring you two captivating stories that explore the mysterious workings of fate and human choices. Have you ever wondered if karma truly exists? Join us as we unravel this enlightening story of a man who learns about karma in the most unexpected way - through a stray dog. A dog that he should have been nicer to. Discover the profound lesson he learned. And then, life is a series of choices, some good, some bad. In this gripping narrative, we explore the unfortunate decision-making process of an individual who found themselves in a precarious situation inside an MRI suite. Tune in to hear the tale of an unforgettable incident that raises questions about responsibility, human error, and the consequences of our actions. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, December 06, 2023
#079: Not A Good Place To Keep Chopsticks
The Shallow End Is Brought To You By Better Help In this episode of Shallow End, we dive deep into two captivating stories that prove life is full of unpredictable twists and turns. Join us as we explore the fascinating narratives of individuals who found themselves facing unexpected outcomes. First up, we unravel the bizarre tale of a tipsy night gone wrong. Picture this: a night out with friends, a few too many drinks, and a heated altercation. But what happens when a seemingly ordinary bar fight takes an unforeseen turn, leaving one man with consequences he never saw coming? Tune in to hear the astonishing story of how alcohol-fueled decisions led to unexpected side effects that changed one man's life forever. In the second segment, we delve into the world of neighborhood dynamics and the troublemakers who often disrupt the peace. But when a notorious troublemaker crosses paths with an unexpected source of justice, the result is nothing short of Hilarious. Discover the details of a community's struggle with a disruptive presence and the surprising turn of events that led to a resolution nobody could have predicted. Join us for stories that remind us that life's twists and turns can lead to outcomes beyond our wildest imagination. Don't miss this episode of Shallow End, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and justice finds its own way! Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 29, 2023
#078: Santa's Perp Walk
This Episode is sponsored by Better Help Get ready for a double dose of quirky tales on this festive and whimsical episode of the Shallow End Podcast! 🎅 Story 1: "The Santa Train Caper" 🚂 Join us as we unwrap the hilarious escapade of a daring individual who decided to put a unique twist on their Christmas festivities. In a small town's annual holiday parade, chaos ensues when an unexpected character takes control of Santa's magical train. Will this maverick manage to spread holiday cheer or derail Christmas for everyone? We'll uncover the details, the laugh of this unforgettable holiday heist. 🕵️ Story 2: "The Politeness Heist" 🏠 Ever heard of a burglar with impeccable manners? Prepare to be astonished by our second story, as we explore the curious case of "The Polite Burglar." This enigmatic thief broke into a home, but what sets them apart is their unwavering commitment to courtesy. Discover the bizarre and strangely endearing world of a burglar who steals hearts along with possessions. Tune in for laughter, intrigue, and a dash of holiday spirit in this unique episode of the Shallow End Podcast. You won't want to miss these extraordinary stories that prove sometimes, the most unexpected characters can steal the show! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share this episode with your friends and family. Happy listening, and may your holidays be filled with joy and polite surprises! 🎙️🎄🎁 Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 22, 2023
#077: All On Fire And Stuff
In this episode, we explore the adrenaline-fueled world of a thrill seeker who made a life-altering poor choice, and the consequences that followed. Then, we shift gears to unveil the incredible story of how law enforcement executed a brilliant operation to capture over 160 fugitives simultaneously. In our first segment, you'll hear the jaw-dropping account of James Marples, a 22-year-old thrill-seeker whose insatiable appetite for adventure led him down a treacherous path. We'll examine the decisions that led to his predicament, the heart-pounding moments that ensued, and the valuable lessons we can all learn from his harrowing experience. In the second part of our episode, we delve into the world of crime and justice as we unveil the remarkable story of how law enforcement from multiple jurisdictions orchestrated a massive operation to apprehend over 160 fugitives. You'll hear about the ingenious strategy and how they exploited the stupidity of said fugitives. Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 15, 2023
#076: Confused Fork Guy
First, join us as we unravel the tale of a band of would-be burglars who learned the hard way that having the right tools for the job is absolutely crucial. We explore a daring heist gone awry, where a group of aspiring criminals underestimated the importance of proper preparation. We'll showcase the pivotal moments that turned a simple break-in into a disastrous disaster. In the second part of this episode, we take you on a wild ride with the story of a man whose relentless pursuit of riches leads him to a junkyard heist of epic proportions. His repeated attempts at robbing this unlikely target result in a comical and embarrassing mishap. Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 08, 2023
#075: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants
Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 01, 2023
#074: Underground Ice Cream Sub-Culture
First, we uncover the absurd story of a criminal / Uber driver. We'll explore a newlywed couple's harrowing experience with him that led to a very unexpected, bizarre but ultimately happy ending. In the second part of this episode, we turn our attention to the bizarre and often ridiculous lengths some people will go to in their quest for fame. Prepare to be astonished, amused, and maybe even a little bit horrified as we share the story of one online challenge that went too far. We'll also explore the psychology behind this phenomenon and discuss the potential consequences of seeking fame at any cost. Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 25, 2023
#073: Blood And Queso
In this episode, we embark on a journey to the high seas as we explore the life of John Cummings, a man whose extraordinary talent for swallowing knives set him apart from the rest. Join us as we unravel the mysteries behind his peculiar skill, the dangers he faced, and the crowd-stunning performances that made him a legendary figure of his time. Then, we shift gears and delve into the intriguing life of Thomas Justice, a young cyclist prodigy with a promising future. Discover the twists and turns that led him down a path of crime and infamy, as we explore the events that transformed him from a rising star in the world of cycling to a notorious bank robber. Join us for an episode filled with adventure, danger, and unexpected twists, as we explore the unique and gripping stories of John Cummings and Thomas Justice. You won't want to miss this extraordinary journey into the lives of two individuals whose paths took them to places they could have never imagined. Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 18, 2023
#072: Don't put that in your Mouth!
In this episode of Shallow End, we unravel the peculiar story of a daring individual who made an astonishing discovery about the perilous synergy between venomous snakes and alcohol. Tune in as we reveal the curious circumstances surrounding this unlikely pairing and learn about the painful consequences that unfolded. Then, we shift gears to discuss the astonishing case of a judge who seemed to have other priorities during a high-stakes murder trial. Discover the jaw-dropping details of how a legal proceeding turned into a spectacle when the judge, instead of presiding over the courtroom, was caught up in a flurry of text messages. We explore the repercussions, the public outrage, and the sheer audacity of this courtroom drama that had everyone talking. Listen to the newest member of The Box of Oddities/Shallow End podcast family! FROM BENEATH THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 12, 2023
#071: A Spud To The Temple
JG has a riveting tale of two friends whose love for pranks spirals into unexpected territory. We'll uncover how the thin line between fun and disaster is tread as playful jibes escalate into a turning point that alters their lives forever. Then, journey back to the Civil War era with Lindsay to meet a general whose premature pronouncements led to unforeseen consequences. Discover the untold story of ambition, hubris, and the price of speaking too soon—a dual narrative of personal and historical lessons on the importance of timing, trust, and understanding. Please contact sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on our podcast. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 12, 2023
#70 Wrangling Cattle On My Front Lawn
Get ready to laugh until you cry as we delve into a hilarious treasure trove of emails from our excellent listeners around the globe! In this side-splitting episode of The Shallow End, we're spotlighting some of the most comically absurd, facepalm-worthy, and downright 'head-desk' moments from our listeners' lives. Have you ever locked your keys in the car while it's still running? Or maybe you've accidentally mistaken superglue for lip balm? Don't worry; you're not alone! Our inbox has been flooded with tales of epic fails, and we can't wait to share them with you. Join Lindsay and JG as they take you on a ride through the shallow end of life, where logic goes out the window. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share your own Shallow-End moments with us. After all, we're in this together! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 11, 2023
#072: A Spud To The Temple
JG has a riveting tale of two friends whose love for pranks spirals into unexpected territory. We'll uncover how the thin line between fun and disaster is tread as playful jibes escalate into a turning point that alters their lives forever. Then, journey back to the Civil War era with Lindsay to meet a general whose premature pronouncements led to unforeseen consequences. Discover the untold story of ambition, hubris, and the price of speaking too soon—a dual narrative of personal and historical lessons on the importance of timing, trust, and understanding.
Wed, October 04, 2023
Wrangling Cattle On My Front Lawn
Get ready to laugh until you cry as we delve into a hilarious treasure trove of emails from our excellent listeners around the globe! In this side-splitting episode of The Shallow End, we're spotlighting some of the most comically absurd, facepalm-worthy, and downright 'head-desk' moments from our listeners' lives. Have you ever locked your keys in the car while it's still running? Or maybe you've accidentally mistaken superglue for lip balm? Don't worry; you're not alone! Our inbox has been flooded with tales of epic fails, and we can't wait to share them with you. Join Lindsay and JG as they take you on a ride through the shallow end of life, where logic goes out the window. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share your own Shallow-End moments with us. After all, we're in this together! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 28, 2023
Pyrotechnic Gladiator Spectacle
In our first segment, we'll sit down with JG, a passionate DIY enthusiast whose harrowing tale of a home improvement project gone wrong left him completely speechless. We've all heard of DIY disasters, but JG's first-hand account will have you on the edge of your seat. Whether you're a DIY pro or just love a good laugh at someone else's expense, you won't want to miss this story that reminds us all why some projects are best left to the experts. In our second segment, we'll introduce you to a woman who found herself in a truly bizarre and extraordinary predicament. Imagine swallowing your precious Apple AirPods by accident. We'll explore the details of how this unusual mishap occurred, how it was discovered, and the surprising outcome that will leave you both amazed and bewildered. We'll also delve into the medical side of things, discussing what happens when you ingest such high-tech gadgets and how doctors handled this unprecedented situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 27, 2023
#069: Pyrotechnic Gladiator Spectacle
In our first segment, we'll sit down with JG, a passionate DIY enthusiast whose harrowing tale of a home improvement project gone wrong left him completely speechless. We've all heard of DIY disasters, but JG's first-hand account will have you on the edge of your seat. Whether you're a DIY pro or just love a good laugh at someone else's expense, you won't want to miss this story that reminds us all why some projects are best left to the experts. In our second segment, we'll introduce you to a woman who found herself in a truly bizarre and extraordinary predicament. Imagine swallowing your precious Apple AirPods by accident. We'll explore the details of how this unusual mishap occurred, how it was discovered, and the surprising outcome that will leave you both amazed and bewildered. We'll also delve into the medical side of things, discussing what happens when you ingest such high-tech gadgets and how doctors handled this unprecedented situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 20, 2023
#068: Fine Art And French Fries
🖼️ **Unlikely Art Thieves:** Imagine a pair of art thieves who couldn't be more different from the suave, cunning criminals we often see in movies. Join us as we uncover the unbelievable story of two individuals who, despite their unusual backgrounds and lack of criminal expertise, pulled off one of the most audacious art heists in history. Discover the audacious techniques they used and the artwork they targeted. It's a story that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world of high-stakes crime. 🤣 **The Infinite Stupidity of Online Comments:** Transitioning from the world of high-stakes art heists to the vast and often bewildering realm of the internet, we explore the endless trove of ridiculous and downright silly comments posted online. From social media platforms to forums and comment sections, we've all encountered comments that make us question the collective intelligence of the internet. Join us as we sift through the most mind-boggling, hilarious, and cringe-worthy comments ever posted online. We'll discuss the psychology behind these comments and their impact on online discourse and share some of our personal favorites that will have you laughing out loud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 13, 2023
#067: Living Next Door To Karen
In this episode, we delve into two intriguing and cautionary tales that showcase the unexpected consequences of actions taken and ignored. Join us as we explore the depths of human emotions and the perils of disregarding warnings in one riveting episode. Have you ever had a neighbor who seemed to push all the wrong buttons? In our first segment, we share the story of neighbors who took matters into their own hands to exact sweet revenge in the best way possible. Then, we explore the real-life consequences of ignoring critical warnings. We explore the exciting world of low bridge collisions. 178 of them in fact. All at the same bridge that has become known as "Can Opener Bridge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 06, 2023
#66: Fruits Of Our Labor Day
It's Labor Day week, and Lindsay and JG are lounging by the pool, sipping drinks with little umbrellas in them and barking orders to anyone who will listen. Unfortunately, nobody does, and it becomes uncomfortable for them both. But at least they have little umbrellas! In other words, here is a command performance of a previous episode (just a fancy word for re-run). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 30, 2023
#65: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff
Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result. And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could go wrong? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 23, 2023
#064: High-Tech Problem, Low-Tech Solution
Join us as we unravel the jaw-dropping story of a gang of wannabe masterminds who took their criminal ambitions to new heights - and depths of absurdity. Using state-of-the-art special effects that would rival Hollywood productions, this gang pulled off a bank heist that appeared to be right out of a blockbuster action film. But as we delve into the intricacies of their meticulously orchestrated plan, you'll be left astounded by the comical mistakes that turned their grand scheme into a sideshow. Tune in as we dissect the intricacies of their special effects, their daring escape, and the series of missteps that led to their downfall, proving that sometimes, even the most elaborate plans can't outsmart sheer stupidity. Prepare for a rollercoaster of hilarity as we unravel the convoluted tale of an insurance scam that took a detour straight into the realm of farce. It all started with an incredibly hare-brained idea that seemed destined to succeed. Join us as we recount the outlandish details of this plot, involving a series of events that spiraled out of control faster than anyone could have imagined. And just when you think the absurdity has reached its peak, the story takes an unexpected turn that leads to a climactic confrontation at a local Taco Bell. It's a tale of misguided ambition, laughable decisions, and a fast-food ending you won't want to miss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 16, 2023
#063: Arguing With A Vending Machine
Join us as we dive into two riveting stories exploring life's unexpected and unexplored aspects. In the first half, we unravel the hilarious yet cautionary tale of a hapless janitor navigating the corridors of a world-class research facility. Our janitor's journey through bad decisions provides a side-splitting glimpse into the world behind the scenes of groundbreaking science. Transitioning to the second half, we delve into a cautionary narrative surrounding an elderly lady whose house should never be considered a target for break-ins. Discover why even the most daring criminals now think twice before crossing her threshold. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 09, 2023
#062: Hypothetical Moonlight
In a world awash with sugar-laden treats, have you ever wondered about the extraordinary lengths people will go to appease their relentless sugar cravings? Today we uncover the story of a man in Canada who may have gone a bit too far. Then, they say history repeats itself, and in this segment, we journey back to unravel a quirky and head-scratching blunder from over a century ago. Join us as we offer a fresh perspective on the saying, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 02, 2023
#061: A Terrible, Horrifying, Blood Soaked Rodeo
In today's episode, we bring you two tales that will leave you in awe of the strange and unexpected ways life can unfold. First is the curious world of a bumbling deer hunter with an unconventional approach leading to disaster and humiliation. Join us as we unravel the hilarious misadventures of this determined hunter, whose quirky techniques and comedic blunders take center stage in an unforgettable tale of unexpected outcomes. Then, brace yourself for the spine-chilling account of a very unusual and dangerous way for a senior citizen to spend an afternoon. We delve into the astonishing story of an elderly individual who defies all odds by embarking on an adrenaline-pumping and questionable journey. Discover the motivations behind this extraordinary quest and the jaw-dropping consequences that unfold. Join us as we traverse the paths of absurdity and curiosity, where laughter and amazement intertwine with danger and the extraordinary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 26, 2023
#060: Please Don't Pee on My Toga
Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions in this episode of The Shallow End as we delve into two wildly contrasting tales that will leave you in stitches and fuming with indignation. Our first segment recounts the hilarious and jaw-droppingly silly misadventures of one man's laundry day gone horribly wrong by forgetting the basic dos and don'ts of laundry by employing absurd shortcuts that involve highly flammable substances. This laundry escapade turns into a sidesplitting comedy of errors. Sometimes, all it takes is one person's stupidity to turn an ordinary chore into an epic comedy. In the second segment, we shift gears to a more serious but equally compelling story of a man who embarks on a quest to uncover alleged price gouging at his local dollar store. Convinced that he's being shortchanged on savings, this bargain hunter takes it upon himself to violently confront the store employee. It doesn't end well. Join us as we delve into the realm of consumer rights, price analysis, and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with trying to save a few cents on a can of soup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 19, 2023
#059: Squatters And Lumber Theft
First, Lindsay brings you the astonishing account of a person who unexpectedly made their new home an abandoned house. Discover the staggering details of how this individual, against all odds, moved into an empty house meant to be sold. As we delve deeper into their stubborn determination to remain, we unveil the captivating twists and turns that unfold. But what could the homeowner possibly do to reclaim their property? Prepare to be amazed by their innovative and unconventional solution to resolve the unusual predicament. Next, Jethro unravels the tale of a man who seemingly had it all: a majestic mansion, opulent surroundings, and luxurious living. However, dissatisfied with the view from his prized estate, he embarked on a grandiose plan to enhance it further. Discover the extraordinary lengths he went to improve the scenery, only to discover that his actions' consequences were far more severe than he ever anticipated. Uncover the surprising revelations as we delve into the unforeseen repercussions of unlawful logging and the devastating price he paid for his vanity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 12, 2023
#058: Cuttle Fish In The Sun
.Join us as we explore the strange and unexpected antics that people engage in while soaring through the skies during skydiving adventures. But one story stands out. It involves skydiving and a pillowcase full of cats. But that's not all! Our episode takes an unexpected turn as we dive into a riveting account of two men who sought to gain an unfair advantage in a fishing derby. Explore the captivating narrative of these individuals who ventured into the realm of cheating in the pursuit of victory. We'll dissect their actions, motivations, and the repercussions they faced for their questionable decisions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 05, 2023
#057: Hitman Job Interview
In this episode, we explore two intriguing stories that showcase the remarkable ways in which fate has its own way of serving justice. Join us as we explore the repercussions of illegal parking and the astonishing account of a failed wannabe hitman that leaves us questioning human intelligence. First, we uncover the tale of a man who repeatedly flouted parking regulations, callously occupying handicapped spots without a care for those in need. Little did he know that his actions would trigger a chain of events that would eventually lead to his downfall. We follow the journey of karma catching up with this stubborn individual, revealing the surprising twists and turns that ultimately teach him a powerful lesson about empathy, respect, and the consequences of his choices. But that's not all - we then venture into the realm of extraordinary incompetence with the mind-boggling story of the world's dumbest would-be assassin. Prepare to be astounded as we recount the shocking missteps, laughable blunders, and unbelievable lack of basic skills that resulted in one of history's most hilariously failed hitman job interviews. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 28, 2023
#056: Fetching Boot Theft
In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two intriguing narratives that showcase the strange and unpredictable world of thieves, where fashion sense clashes with a lack of common sense, and meticulously planned heists crumble under the weight of inevitable fate. Our first story revolves around an enigmatic neighborhood thief with an impeccable fashion sense but a woeful absence of common sense. Join us as we uncover the amusing escapades of this mischievous character, who leaves behind a trail of well-dressed chaos. In the second half of our episode, we embark on a journey into the world of professional burglary and the harsh reality that no matter how meticulously crafted a plan may be, fate can play a cruel hand. Prepare to be enthralled by the true accounts of a group of clever burglars whose well-laid schemes fall prey to unexpected turns of events. Despite their ingenious strategies, these daring criminals find themselves trapped in a web of unforeseen circumstances, leading to their ultimate downfall. Through witty storytelling and insightful analysis, Schnebly and Toth unravel the mysteries surrounding these captivating tales, examining the intricate balance between fashion and folly and the relentless grip of fate on the lives of those who engage in illicit activities. Join us on this rollercoaster ride as we explore the dichotomy of audacity and destiny in the realm of thieves and burglars. So grab your headphones and prepare for a thrilling and entertaining episode that combines fashion, foibles, and the irresistible forces that shape the destinies of those who choose a life of crime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 21, 2023
#055: An Unholy Congregation Of Seagulls
In our first story, we unravel the bewildering exploits of a man who discovered the most outrageous and, dare we say, downright illegal way to reach the airport. Hold on tight as we dive into the details of his unconventional and unconventional-adjacent methods that left airport authorities scratching their heads. Trust us; you won't believe what this determined individual attempted to save a couple of bucks and avoid a mundane taxi ride to catch his flight! Then, we take you on a wild journey to the picturesque Victoria, B.C., where a Canadian man's one unfortunate decision resulted in an unexpected lifetime ban from one of the city's most iconic hotels. Discover the mishap that took an unexpected turn and escalated into a hilarious chain of events that even the hotel staff couldn't help but crack a smile about. Join Schnebly and Toth as they dissect the intricacies of these comical incidents, unraveling the mysteries behind these "what were they thinking" escapades. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 14, 2023
#054: Cutting Off My Underpants
Hold on tight in this episode of The Shallow End as we recount the jaw-dropping tale of a daredevil whose steam-powered stunt took a disastrous turn. Join Lindsay and JG as they unravel the courageous yet calamitous escapade of this Captain Crankshaft, who thought he could conquer the skies with his ingenious steam-powered contraption. Then, we take you on a whimsical journey into the world of a political movement that will leave you gobsmacked and questioning reality. Join us as we explore the eccentric demands, unconventional strategies, and hilariously featherbrained tactics employed by this peculiar movement that involved sparrows and cookware. Join us on this episode of The Shallow End as we serve up a deliciously absurd blend of daredevil disasters and kitchenware-induced madness. Get ready to laugh, learn, and question mankind's sanity in the most delightful way possible! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 07, 2023
#053: Snack Food, Skunks And Money
First, we delve into the audacious heist that rocked the financial world. Join us as we unravel the astonishing tale of a man who managed to scam a prominent bank out of a staggering one million dollars. We'll take you on a rollercoaster ride through the intricate web of deception that enabled him to orchestrate close to the perfect crime. Discover the unexpected details of his elaborate scheme and how he managed to stay one step ahead of the authorities for so long. But just when you think you've figured it out, brace yourself for the unexpected turn of events that led to his ultimate downfall. Then, a tale of an ill-fated home invasion. We'll recount the story of a home intruder whose obsession with snack food ultimately led to their own demise. Step into the shoes of the unsuspecting homeowners as they find themselves victims of an intruder driven by an insatiable craving. Discover the unusual detective work that led to this snack-loving invader's hilarious arrest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, May 31, 2023
#52: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself
It's the week of Memorial Day and Schnebly and Toth are spending it with loved ones. Please enjoy this encore performance of The Shallow End! A new episode drops next week! Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a bit of confidence can carry a person a long way. In this case, right to prison. Episode six of The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, May 24, 2023
#052: Bring Me A Backup Monkey
We're serving up a double dose of jaw-dropping stories that will leave you laughing, cringing, and contemplating the perils of unchecked pride. In this Shallow End, we explore the most ludicrous excuse ever uttered to a police officer, followed by a cautionary tale of a man whose ego became his ultimate demise. First up, you won't believe your ears when we unveil the mind-boggling, eye-rolling, and downright ridiculous excuse one man came up with to escape the long arm of the law. But wait, there's more! We switch gears and explore the dark side of an inflated ego. Prepare to witness the mighty fall of a man who thought he was untouchable. All because of his ego. So, whether you're in need of a good laugh or a stark reminder of the consequences of excessive self-importance, this episode of The Shallow End has got you covered! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, May 17, 2023
#051: Mutton Chops And Codpieces
In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two extraordinary stories that will leave you scratching your head and holding your sides. First, we unveil the hilarious tale of an elusive prison escapee whose freedom came to a screeching halt due to an unexpected twist of fate. Follow along as we explore the mind of this cunning fugitive, examining the choices that ultimately led to his capture. Discover how sheer boredom became his downfall and learn about the series of events that unfolded, leading law enforcement to finally bring him to justice. Next, we unravel the fascinating saga of the Baron of Arizona, a brazen con man who manipulated and deceived his way to riches, leaving a trail of victims in his wake. We'll shed light on the charismatic facade this master manipulator presented to the world. Explore the web of lies and deceit that allowed him to bilk millions of dollars from unsuspecting businesses, earning him the notorious title of the Baron of Arizona. Whether you're a true crime enthusiast or simply seeking a good laugh, this episode of The Shallow End is sure to please. Hear the amazing tales of the bored bandit and the rise and fall of the Baron of Arizona. Regenerate response Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, May 10, 2023
#050: That Ain't No Way To Treat A Rolex
On this episode of TSE, we'll recount the outrageous story of a drug smuggler who made a daring, yet disastrously foolish move. Buckle up as we delve into the details of his comically calamitous attempt to outsmart the authorities, only to find himself on a one-way trip to the hall of fame for criminal blunders. Next, prepare to be shocked by the tale of an extreme heist that's nothing short of hilarious! This fearless felon took stealing valuables to a new low - literally! Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter as we unfold the epic story of one of the most preposterous pilfering plots in history! Join us for an episode of absurdity as we explore these marvelously madcap tales! Don't forget to hit subscribe and share the hilarity with your friends, as we continue to uncover the most shocking yet entertaining stories on The Shallow End! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, May 03, 2023
#049: Thanks, Nudists!
First up, we've got the story of an armed robber who thought he had it all figured out. He stormed into a home improvement store, brandishing a gun and demanding all the cash in the register. Unfortunately for him, he didn't plan his escape very well leading to a most embarrassing apprehension. Then, we've got a group of prison escapees who were so thoughtful, they almost got away with it. Almost. You see, thoughtful doesn't always translate to smart. Join us for two tales of criminal incompetence that will make you shake your head and wonder what the world is coming to. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, April 26, 2023
#048: Handcuffing The Teddy Bear
First, we'll be discussing the story of the worst, most incompetent thief you've never heard of. This thief's criminal exploits are so laughably inept that you won't believe they were even attempted, let alone carried out. We delve into the mind of this hapless criminal and examine his botched attempts at stealing. But that's not all - we also bring you the bizarre tale of a man who came up with a truly unique way to try to avoid arrest. This man's unconventional strategy may seem outrageous, but it actually worked - for about 30 seconds. It doesn't end well. It never does in The Shallow End. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, April 19, 2023
#047: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes
Today in The Shallow End, we follow the misadventures of two teenage thieves who thought they had found an easy target in an old woman. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse when the woman proves to be much more than they bargained for. Tune in to find out what happens when these young criminals learn a lesson they won't soon forget. In the second story, we delve into the fascinating tale of a very unusual bank robber. This person's methods were anything but conventional, and certainly unique. You won't want to miss this captivating story of one person's journey into the world of crime and the unexpected twists and turns that ensued. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, April 12, 2023
#046: You Had Me At Howdy
On the latest episode of The Shallow End, we bring you two completely different yet equally hilarious stories. First up, get ready to be inspired by the heroic tale of a modern-day cowboy who saved the day at an Oregon Walmart. You won't believe the lengths he went to protect innocent bystanders from harm. And if that's not enough to pique your interest, we also have the hilarious and unbelievable story of Keith - the man who has been arrested so many times that even the cops are struggling to keep track! We'll share some of the wildest details from Keith's incredible rap sheet, and you won't want to miss a second of it. So tune in and get ready to be entertained, inspired, and maybe even a little bit shocked. This is one episode you won't forget anytime soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, April 05, 2023
#045: Fantasies and Felonies
In this episode, we bring you two intriguing and wildly different stories. First, we delve into the world of a man with a bizarre and unconventional sexual fantasy that took an unexpected turn. Then, we turn our attention to a daring criminal gang that impersonated law enforcement officials and carried out a series of bold and brazen crimes. Both stories are packed with unexpected twists and turns, and we explore the motivations and consequences of each one. Join us for a hilarious journey into the realm of human behavior and psychology. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, March 29, 2023
#044: Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers
In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses. First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made the mistake of stealing a live-feed camera. Unbeknownst to them, the camera continued to record and track their every move for days. Next, we'll turn our attention to the courtroom, where we'll share the story of a lawyer with the most unusual defense for his murder suspect client. trial. Whether you're a fan of true crime, legal drama, or just absurdity in general, you won't want to miss this episode of " Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers: Hilarious Tales of Dumb Burglars and a Bad Lawyer” So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and enjoy the ride. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, March 22, 2023
TSE043: That's Going To Leave A Mark
There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth control that was effective, but ill-advised. Then, Lindsay regales us with a story that involves sun, sand, and a huge crowd of drunken spring break participants. What could possibly go wrong? Warning! The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, March 15, 2023
TSE042: Never Hire A Discount Hitmen
Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, March 08, 2023
TSE041: Swap Meet Pants Baloney
You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG reminds us to always be careful around an elephant. Especially one that's suffering from constipation. Warning! Episode 41 has been known to cause nasal irritation if stuffed up one's nose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, March 01, 2023
TSE040: Tinged By Theft
JG has the story of a trailer truck theft that quickly led to egg on the face of the thief. And then, there's a right way and a wrong way to rid your house of unwanted pests. Lindsay has a prime example of the latter. Warning! This episode of The Shallow End may cause painful abdominal cramps if swallowed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, February 22, 2023
TSE039: Shamed Into Silencing My Devices
Who's responsible when you promote a major professional sporting event and one of the teams is a no-show? Lindsay breaks it down. And then JG has a cautionary tale that reminds us that some types of behavior while visiting the Vatican are frowned upon. Warning! Prolonged or repeated contact with The Shallow End Podcast may cause itching and irritating rash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, February 15, 2023
TSE038: A Little Bag of Horrors
A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, February 08, 2023
TSE037: A Slightly Battered Cash Register
A guy named Ozzie with a bottle of cleaning solvent causes a major problem. And then, it doesn't take state-of-the-art criminal forensic techniques to solve a crime if the perp is not too bright. Lindsay and JG have all the ridiculous details. Warning! Contents of Episode 37 are under pressure and should never be exposed to open flames. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, February 01, 2023
TSE-036: Pyrotechnic Litter Box
It wasn't so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder. JG has the extremely disturbing, yet hilarious story. Then it's Lindsay's turn to remind us that calling 911 should be for, you know, important stuff. Warning! Never listen to the Shallow End while sitting in a tub full of water while holding a plugged-in air fryer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, January 25, 2023
TSE-035: Swallowing Random Marine Life
What do you get when you mix two Australians, a ski resort, and bad planning? Lindsay has the details. Then JG regales us with stories of some very bad smuggling techniques. Warning! Episode 35 should never be re-heated in a plastic tray. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, January 18, 2023
TSE-034: Heineken And Freezer Cake
JG warns us to be careful of what we re-gift for the holidays. Things could end in a horrific display of pyrotechnics. Then, Lindsay tells us about a stupid yet polite home invader that really likes chicken. WARNING! Listening to episode 34 is an inherently dangerous undertaking. Make good choices and take personal responsibility for the outcome of your listening! Protect your privilege to listen to The Shallow End by not making the headlines or becoming a statistic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, January 11, 2023
TSE-033: Nostradamus, Copernicus And Elon Musk
If we've said it once, we've said it a hundred times. Stop setting things on fire! Lindsay has details. And then, Jg wants you to know that there's a time and place for drunken golf cart hijinx. Tumble dry episode 33 on low heat only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, January 04, 2023
TSE-032: Flames, Smoke And Noxious Fumes
There are just some things one shouldn't put in one's pants. JG has the blow-by-blow details. And then Lindsay asks the question, " What's the most embarrassing reason to go to the emergency room?" He then answers that very question. Caution: Episode 32's filling is hot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, December 28, 2022
TSE-031: Train Wrecks, Love and Rockets
Lindsay tells us about one of the most popular forms of mass entertainment a century ago. It involved explosions, shrapnel, and twisted steel wreckage. And then JG has the hilarious mishaps of a prankster with little common sense. Warning! Discontinue listening to episode 31 if minor intestinal cramping persists. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, December 21, 2022
TSE-030: Plotting An Imaginary Shed Theft
What happens when you're attempting to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright? JG has the amusing details. And then Lindsay tells us why we should never fiddle about with the weather. Episode 30 is not an actual attorney but a paid spokesperson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, December 14, 2022
TSE-029: Partying With Freezer Ghosts
Apparently, there was a recent spate of incredibly bad decisions at a Minnesota middle school. Lindsay has the chilling details. Then JG regales us with a tale involving bad timing, stupidity, and a Chicago muffler shop. Avoid allowing episode 29 coming in contact with mucous membranes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, December 07, 2022
TSE-028: An Impetuous Leisure Activity
Some sports fans take things a bit too far. Jethro has the details of this cautionary tale. Then Lindsay asks, "can a house divided stand after all?" Attention! Tumble dry episode 28 on low heat only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 30, 2022
TSE-027: Clanging Across The Kitchen Floor
The title for the world's stupidest bank robber is a very competitive division. However, Lindsay may have found a leading contender. Then, Jethro tells us about a bugler who just can't get a break. Attention! If an emergency occurs while listening to episode 27, an oxygen mask will drop down from the compartment above your head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 23, 2022
TSE-026: A Bricklayer's Tale
Sometimes Karma is not so instant. Sometimes it takes decades. JG has the details. And then, Lindsay regales us with what is possibly the most hilarious accident report ever filed. Caution! Listening to episode 26 is an inherently dangerous undertaking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 16, 2022
TSE-025: Dousing The Flaming Appendage
Jethro has a surprisingly hilarious story involving a propane torch and a pail of gasoline. And then Lindsay reminds us to never underestimate our senior citizens. Especially those that are heavily armed. Warning! Episode 25 should never be listened to near an open flame. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 09, 2022
TSE-024: Janitorial Resentment
What do three hapless middle school janitors have in common with Bill Murray's character from the movie Caddyshack? JG has the story of a very resilient gopher who gets the last laugh. Then Lindsay warns us of the dangers involved when you're not a very good smuggler. Warning! Episode 24 is for external use only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, November 02, 2022
TSE-023: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants
Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 26, 2022
TSE-022: A Sexy Sobriety Test
Jethro has a story of a drunk Canadian who made bad choices and the police officer that punked him. And then, a guy caused quite a scene on the Interstate all because he didn't want to pay for an Uber. Hardhat and safety goggles are not required but are recommended when listening to Episode 22 of The Shallow End. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 19, 2022
TSE-021: Desperately Seeking Deven
Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane can have bad end results. Lindsay has the story. Then, Jethro tells us of a murderer who jumped bail and was on the lam for over three decades. Don't worry. He gets his in a most delightful way. Episode 22 is freshest if listened to before date on carton. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 12, 2022
TSE-020: Altering Your Prison Pajamas
Don't you love it when a horrible person gets their comeuppance in the end? Jethro has the story. And then, Lindsay has details on why it's not a good idea to cut corners when constructing a major dam. Warning! While listening to Episode 20, avoid contact with mucous membranes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 05, 2022
TSE-019: Sensible Cadaver Shoes
Jethro reports on a terrible mishap in the meat section at an Arizona Walmart. And then Lindsay gives us pointers on how not to burgle a store. WARNING! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 19 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 28, 2022
TSE-018: Exit Through The Sugarcane Field
They say, "pride comes before the fall." Lindsay has a perfect example of this when one man decides his thievin' skills made him invincible. Then, Jethro reminds us that you can't learn everything from a Youtube video and that some things are best left to the professionals. Warning! Contents of Episode 18 may have settled during shipment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 21, 2022
TSE-017: Trampoline Chicken Coop
Some people will do anything for delicious fresh baked goods. Jethro has a story of a guy who takes it to a whole different level. And then Lindsay has our very first listener-submitted story involving what would become an awesome display of pyrotechnics. Our 17th episode ontains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 14, 2022
TSE-016: Walking My Pig In The Panhandle
Jethro has the story of a bank robber with extremely poor decision-making skills. Arresting police officers were bewildered. And then, who hasn't had luggage lost or damaged by a baggage handler? One guy exacted the ultimate revenge after his guitar was destroyed by a major airline. Lindsay has the details. It's episode 16! Actual crash results may vary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, September 07, 2022
TSE-015: It Must Have Been One Sexy Bench
Things we learned this week in The Shallow End. Don't wear flip-flops when climbing Mount Fuji. Also, nobody likes a pantsless Batman. Lindsay has the details of an ill-advised live streamed event and Jethro talks about sexual escapades gone horribly wrong. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End does not enable you to fly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 31, 2022
TSE-014: Never Believe A Drunken Engineer
Lindsay has a story of a treasure hunt that went badly. Very, very badly. And then, can a time change be deadly? You bet it can! Jethro has all the details. It's episode 14! Now available without a prescription! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 24, 2022
TSE-013: Deadly Lawn Furniture
Jethro has the ultimate story of instant karma involving a metal toilet. And then Lindsay delves into the dangers of lawnchair aeronautics. The little part of episode 13 which suffocates when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed is contained generously. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 17, 2022
TSE-012: Prophylactic Pyrotechnics
Ever mistakenly throw away over a half billion dollars? Well, one guy did. Lindsay has the details. And then Jethro has a difficult time deciding which story of stupid decisions to share. So he shares several. Warning! Reheating episode 12 may cause it to warp. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 10, 2022
TSE-011: A Table Leg, A Broom And A Bottle of Shampoo
It was a very embarrassing day for this particular would-be home invader. Jethro has the details. Then Lindsay reports on a volcano selfie attempt that goes off the rails in a hurry. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is listening to Episode 11. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, August 03, 2022
TSE-010: Comfortable Salmon Footwear
Lindsay has a story of high-altitude Hijinx at 41,00 feet. It doesn't end well. And then, an all-you-can-eat Sushi promotion that goes bad before its freshness date. The slight variations in color and texture enhance the tenth episode's individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 27, 2022
TSE-009: Fun With Mortar Shells
Jethro tells the story of what could possibly be the most embarrassing trip to the emergency room. Then, what not to do when the power goes out. Lindsay has the details. Insurance regulations prohibit recipients from listening to Episode 9 without an escort. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 20, 2022
TSE008: Diesel Fumes And Nazi Sweat
JG reports on the hilarious sinking of a WW II Nazi U-Boat. And then, can you coach a team to the Little League World Series and still have the time to rob 13 banks? Lindsay has the answer. If any defects in Episode 8 are discovered, do not attempt to repair them yourself, but return to an authorized Shallow End service center. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 13, 2022
TSE007: Some Rope And A Couple Gallons Of Vegetable Oil
Some people can get extremely creative when it comes to breaking and entering. But if it's an alcohol-fueled idea, it rarely ends well. Lindsay has the details. And then JG has a story of serious courtroom failures that prove that there are few limits to some people's stupidity. Episode 7 of The Shallow End is not a savings account and is not insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, July 06, 2022
TSE006: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself
Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a little confidence can carry a person a long way. In this case, right to prison. Episode six of The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 29, 2022
TSE005: Broken Glass And A Feces Covered Iphone 12
Lindsay tells us about a wacky party trick on the 24th floor of a highrise that went horribly wrong. Jethro follows that with a light-hearted tale involving vault toilets and dog leashes. The contents of this episode of The Shallow End should not be fed to fish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 22, 2022
TSE004: I Had To Throw Away My Floor Mats
Lindsay has a cautionary tale for would-be poachers wearing quality pants. Then, Jethro investigates a story about a car with a bad odor that nearly turned deadly. For comfortable and safe use of The Shallow End, please read the Safety & Comfort Guide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, June 19, 2022
TSE003: Fascinating Dresser Drawer Stories
JG tells us about an extremely bizarre circus act that left many traumatized. Others, however, found it hilarious. And then, a Facebook fail that led to prison time. Lindsay has all the ridiculous details. Episode 3 of TSE is not to be combined with radioisotopes except under the advice of a physician. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 16, 2022
TSE002: Those Scarlet Pants Are Fetching
It takes bravery and careful planning to become a professional stuntman. Unfortunately, William didn't have the latter. Then we hear the story of a very bitter man whose puttering in the garage turned deadly. Neither the seller nor the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from listening to The Shallow End. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 16, 2022
TSE001: A Scrum With a Guy In Underpants
It's the very first episode of TSE! Lindsay tells us about a guy with a love for buffets and shotguns but hatred for cactus. Then, Jethro discovers a story of a man who will do anything for wine fresh from a tanker truck. TSE001 was assembled in the United States from U.S. and Japanese components. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Trailer · Fri, June 10, 2022
The Shallow End - Series Trailer
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