Wed, April 23, 2025

He Has Risen

BIG NEWS! Patrick’s special is available in all these places. Buy it on Vimeo if you want to provide maximum support to the artist (Vimeo splits more of the money with me): Amazon: https://amzn.to/4italjd AppleTV: https://apple.co/3RvwGBJ Google Play: https://bit.ly/42JrYph Microsoft: https://bit.ly/4cNPsOy Vimeo: https://bit.ly/4iqVDJC YouTubeTV Store: https://bit.ly/4iq1q20 ALSO! If it feels nice to support my career, please consider joining our patreon for this podcast. You can do that here: http://bit.ly/3S7JRJb WE APPRECIATE YOU FOR LISTENING!! Podcast Context: Hosts Patrick Holbert & Ross Aaron Martineau recorded ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ on Easter Sunday (4/20), with Patrick’s comedy special airing on April 22, 2023. Noted Ross’s past substance use, referencing cannabis and cocaine. College Culture Insight: Ross reminisced about Vermont’s college weed culture, specifically UVM’s smoke-outs pre-legalization. Mentioned visiting glass shops in Burlington; a story about his roommate’s quest for the perfect ‘bubbler’, and Ross’s first 4/20 experience where he ‘blacked out’. Personal Reflections: Discussed family separation; hosts have been childless since Wednesday, with updates from grandparents. Patrick expressed sadness over missing his daughter; highlights included her artwork and positive updates from grandparents. Transitioned to Patreon subscription details for exclusive content ( 1.99/month for episodes, 5/month for extra content).   Notes ️ Podcast Introduction (00:00 – 03:17) Podcast ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ hosted by Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau Recording on Easter Sunday, April 20 (4/20) Patrick mentions his comedy special releasing on April 22, 2023 Discussion about the date being both Easter and 4/20 (marijuana cultural holiday) Ross reflects on his past marijuana use and describes it as ‘addict junior’ before his cocaine addiction College Weed Culture (03:17 – 07:37) Ross shares stories about Vermont college marijuana culture Details about visiting glass shops in Burlington to buy smoking paraphernalia<

Wed, April 16, 2025

You Can't Punch Children

In episode 184 of the podcast, the host records a solo segment to maintain the weekly Wednesday release schedule while acknowledging the absence of his co-host due to spring break. He starts by sharing exciting updates, including the upcoming release of his comedy special “Qualification” on April 22nd, which will be available for purchase or rental on streaming platforms. The host reflects on his experience with the “Troublemakers” podcast, discussing the discomfort of sharing clips featuring sensitive content and navigating the implications of doing so. He recounts a recent confrontation at a playground involving older boys playing soccer dangerously near younger children, noting his awareness of the potential for escalation given his background. The episode concludes with announcements about his upcoming shows in the Binghamton area, encouraging listeners to attend and support his comedy career, as well as to check out his appearance on “Troublemakers.”   Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Updates (00:00 – 03:30) Host is recording a short episode without a co-host due to spring break (no sitter today) Only has about 10-15 minutes to record to maintain weekly Wednesday release schedule Announces comedy special ‘Qualification’ releasing on April 22nd Special will be available to buy or rent on streaming platforms Eventually will be free online, but not for several months Podcast Experience Discussion (03:31 – 06:30) Host shares experience on ‘Troublemakers’ podcast with Dylan and Dominic Discussion about feeling uncomfortable sharing clips from that podcast that contained ‘locker room talk’ Internal conflict about whether to share these clips on social media Concern about school administrators and others seeing this content ️ Playground Confrontation (06:31 – 14:00) Host describes incident at playground with his child Soccer ball kicked by older boys (around 12-13 years old) hit another parent After continued dangerous play near young children on swings, host confronted the boys Host recognizes he might have escalated the situation with Latino boys as a white man Discussion of his recognition that the situation could have become more problematic Later apologized to the other father who was hit by the ball Upcoming Shows and Closing (14:01 – 15:07) Announces headlining sho

Wed, April 09, 2025

Jacked Up for a Moose Knuckle LIMITED EPISODE

This is the first 20 minutes of a 46 minute episode. For the full episode, please join our patreon at www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter In the 183rd episode of the “We Hired a Sitter for This” podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau kick off with personal anecdotes, including Patrick’s new jogging routine and the recent construction noise in Brooklyn. As they transition into the main topics, they explore their unique relationship dynamics, touching on Ross’s feelings towards the term ‘polyamory’ and recalling their contrasting high school experiences. The conversation shifts to home life, where they discuss family organization and their daughter’s growth. They also delve into podcast business matters, announcing the launch of their Patreon at $5/month and hinting at exclusive content, including a comedy set from Patrick. The episode concludes with light-hearted closing remarks and a push for Patreon subscriptions, emphasizing the value of their podcast efforts. Action items include uploading the comedy set and setting the episode title to ‘Jacked up for a Moose Knuckle.’ ️ Podcast Introduction (00:00 – 01:30) ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast episode 183 introduction Hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau introduced Patrick described Ross’s wife’s professions: yoga teacher, birth doula, postpartum doula Personal Updates (01:31 – 05:00) Construction noise mentioned in their Brooklyn neighborhood Patrick started jogging recently – did 1.6 miles two days in a row Patrick feeling better mentally since starting to exercise Brief mention of podcast recordings Patrick has been doing lately Discussion about their dog Peggy who joins them during recording Relationship Discussion (05:01 – 10:00) Brief discussion about their polyamorous relationship Ross mentioned feeling uncomfortable with the term ‘poly’ They joked about not having enough space in their home for ‘real polyamory’ Patrick mentioned Ross presents as ‘straight cis white man’ but is actually ‘weird in good ways’ Discussion about high school experiences – Ross loved high school while Patrick was ‘traumatized’ Ross admitted to having been a bully in his youth (‘cruel to the defenseless’) Home and Family Life (10:01 – 15:00) Discussion about kitchen clutter and organizing with containers Their daughter has been playing with her dollhouse and making art</div

Wed, April 02, 2025

Bagel Stackers LIMITED EPISODE

This is the first 23 minutes of a 49 minute episode. For the full episode, please join our patreon at www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter For $1.99 per month you can hear the entirety of our regular podcast episodes. For $5 or more a month- (It’s a pay-what-you-will structure) you will get lots of extra pod cast episodes with juicy details and other comedy/yoga/birth work content. In the latest episode of the podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau kick off by discussing their personal health challenges, including dealing with persistent illness and sore throats after a recent trip to Denver. They talk about their TV viewing habits, specifically the shows “Severance” and “White Lotus,” and the impact of separate viewing experiences. The conversation then shifts to Ross’s involvement in a lactation eating specialist program, highlighting societal issues surrounding women’s bodies and breastfeeding. The duo also reflects on their exercise routines, struggles to incorporate fitness into family life, and amusing anecdotes about their pets. They celebrate personal milestones, including Patrick’s 44th birthday and Ross’s 16 years of sobriety, and wrap up the episode with a pitch for their Patreon offerings. Action items are assigned, including plans for content creation and resolving audio issues. Notes️ Podcast Introduction (00:00 – 03:00) Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau introducing episode 182 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for this’ Patrick and Ross discuss their recent sickness and how it has affected their lives and podcasting schedule. They emphasize the importance of maintaining their recording schedule despite personal challenges. The couple reflects on their shared viewing experiences of shows like “Severance” and “White Lotus” as a way to connect. Ross has a sore throat; both hosts have been dealing with sickness for 10 days They mention watching TV shows Severance and White Lotus Patrick mentions Ross watched Severance without him which affected their TV time together Health and Travel Updates (03:00 – 07:15) Hosts recently returned from Denver where they visited Patrick’s brother Everyone involved in the trip got sick Patrick apologizes for audio quality issues in previous episode Patrick mentions having an ‘achy nut’ which may be related to illness They note it’s April Fool’s Day and express dislike for misinformation pranks Ross mentions working with a financial advisor and having assignments Lactation Specialist Discussion (07:15 – 12:30) Ross discusses taking a lactation eating specialist program Conversation about how lactation connects to broader issues about women’s bodies Ross shares how breastfeeding in public was once illegal and remains controversial Discussion about societal attitudes toward women’s bodies and breastfeeding Anecdote about seeing

Wed, March 26, 2025

Puke & Rally

In the latest episode of the ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast, hosted by Ross and Patrick, they convene in a lively outdoor setting in Centennial, Colorado, amidst the background buzz of construction noise. The episode kicks off with a humorous recount of travel mishaps, including an early morning cab ride incident involving Ross’s daughter, Fran, which set the tone for their family visit, crowded with 12 relatives sharing a house. The discussion delves into Ross’s surprising experience at a hot yoga class, where the unanticipated heat led to lightheadedness and an emotional outburst, drawing parallels to the intensity of such experiences. The hosts also cherish moments spent with family, like ice cream binges, and consider expanding their podcast’s reach through Patreon subscription tiers, as they contemplate recording a podcast with their siblings that evening.   Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setting (00:00 – 05:00) Ross and Patrick hosting the ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast, episode 181 Recording in Colorado in the backyard of Ross’s brother PJ’s home Discussing recording outside with construction noise in the background Setting described as Centennial, Colorado, with a princess castle nearby Mentioned that episodes are now also on YouTube Travel Mishaps and Family Visit (05:00 – 15:00) Travel began with a ‘fire drill’ – Fran (Ross and Patrick’s daughter) vomited in the cab on the way to the airport at 4am Had to rush back upstairs to change clothes before continuing to airport The family handled the situation efficiently, working as a team Currently visiting family in Colorado with 12 people in the house Ross’s father, sister, brother, sister-in-law, and brother’s in-laws all present Children experiencing typical ‘spring break sickness’ ‍️ Hot Yoga Experience (15:00 – 25:00) Ross attended a hot yoga class that wasn’t labeled as ‘hot yoga’ on the booking app Ross felt lightheaded due to the combination of heat and elevation (5,280 ft) Had to leave the class early due to near-fainting symptoms Experienced unexpected emotional response (crying) after leaving the class Discussion about how hot yoga creates manufactured intense experiences Connection made between hot yoga, breath control, and cult-like leadership Family Time and Podcast Updates (25:00 – 29:10) Ross sharing abou

Wed, March 19, 2025

Children of Pauls

In episode 180 Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau first focused on the technical setup by checking audio levels and introducing themselves, alongside their pet Peggy Pickles. Next, they delved into a financial discussion about populating their Patreon page with unique content, including a potential naked comedy set, and the importance of hiring a financial counselor. They also shared updates on personal projects like Patrick’s upcoming documentary and comedy special, grappling with the uncertainties of income from these ventures. The conversation shifted to family life, including anecdotes from a recent outing with their daughter, followed by plans for an upcoming trip to Colorado for family visits and comedy shows, with a mention of exploring Meow Wolf. Finally, they lightheartedly joked about their fathers and considered a reality show concept featuring them, while also expressing interest in researching their family genealogy. Key action items included setting up their Patreon account, meeting with a financial planner, promoting Patrick’s shows, and starting a family tree project.   Notes ️ Podcast Recording Setup (00:01 – 05:00) Checking audio levels and equipment Discussing episode number (possibly 180) Introducing hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau Mentioning Peggy Pickles (possibly a pet) Financial Discussion and Patreon (05:00 – 15:00) Planning to populate Patreon with content Discussing potential Patreon content (e.g., naked comedy set) Talking about hiring a financial planner/counselor (Jen Mayer from We Are Fully Funded) Discussing the importance of hiring professionals for various life aspects Personal Projects and Career (15:00 – 25:00) Mentioning upcoming documentary “Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian” Discussing Patrick’s comedy special release on April 22nd Talking about uncertainties regarding income from these projects ‍‍ Family and Personal Life (25:00 – 35:00) Discussing recent trip to a play place with their daughter Sharing funny observations about other parents and children at the play place Talking about the challenges of parenting in public spaces ️ Upcoming Trip to Colorado (35:00 – 45:00) Planning visit to family in Colorado Mentioning Patrick’s comedy shows in Denver and Boulder Discussing potential visit to Meow Wolf

Wed, March 12, 2025

American Pickers

In Episode 179 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Ross Erin Martineau and Patrick Holbert initiated the session with a personal anecdote from Ross about his past nose injury, setting a conversational tone. They delved into topics of body image, discussing dermatillomania, body dysmorphia, and societal pressures surrounding physical appearance, while reflecting on their evolving self-perceptions with age; this included conversations about aging, physical discomfort, and the objectification of women’s bodies. They also shared insights on entertainment, discussing reality TV and CBS sitcoms, before transitioning to the challenges of freelance work, covering issues such as late payments, advocacy for fair treatment, and the effects of AI on their industry. Key action items included Ross’s plans to set up a Patreon for listener engagement and revenue, while Patrick needs to secure HBO Max login details for future show discussions.   Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:05 – 10:27) Recording setup and audio syncing discussed Introduction of hosts Ross Aaron Margeneau and Patrick Holbert Episode 179 of “We Hired a Sitter” podcast Discussion about Ross’s past nose injury and surgery experience Conversation about body image and self-consciousness Body Image and Self-Perception (10:28 – 22:02) Talked about dermatillomania and Ross’s experience with it Discussed body dysmorphia and societal pressures on appearance Conversation about breast size and its impact during adolescence Patrick shared his changing preferences in physical attraction over time Aging and Self-Perception (22:02 – 32:18) Discussion about noticing physical changes with age Conversation about neck pain and physical discomfort Talked about Ross’s experience with pregnancy and body changes Discussion about societal expectations and objectification of women’s bodies TV Shows and Family (32:18 – 42:25) Discussed various reality TV shows they’re watching Conversation about CBS sitcoms and Fran’s reaction to them Talked about wildfires in different locations Discussion about freelance work and payment issues Freelance Work and Finances (42:25 – 54:41) Detailed discussion about freelance work challenges

Wed, March 05, 2025

Expired Hand Cream

GO TO ROSS’ YOGA FUNDRAISER! INFO HERE Overview In the “Expired Hand Cream” podcast recording, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau discuss various topics while managing technical difficulties from their remote locations in Appleton, Wisconsin, and Brooklyn, New York. The meeting opens with an introduction and conversation about the challenges of podcasting remotely, followed by Patrick contemplating an extended stay in Appleton and the associated accommodation logistics. Personal anecdotes emerge, including Patrick’s purchases for skincare and their differing perspectives on shopping habits. The duo then dives into their entertainment preferences, reminiscing about past vacations and current favorite shows. They also update each other on work-related projects, including a fundraiser yoga class Ross is planning and Patrick’s upcoming comedy gigs, while considering a Patreon setup for their podcast. Action items were assigned to both hosts, including deciding on accommodation and coordinating future recordings.   Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:00 – 09:15) Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau hosting ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast Recording remotely from Appleton, Wisconsin and Brooklyn, New York Discussing technical difficulties and remote podcast setup Ross mentions feeling tired from teaching yoga and parenting Accommodation and Travel Logistics (09:15 – 18:43) Patrick considering extending stay in Appleton due to gap in schedule Debating whether to pay extra for current accommodation or find cheaper option in Chicago Ross advises Patrick to stay in current comfortable accommodation Patrick shares story about previous uncomfortable Airbnb experience in New Mexico Personal Care and Shopping Habits (18:45 – 27:55) Patrick bought diabetic hand lotion from Marshalls due to dry skin Discussing Patrick’s tendency to opt for cheaper options Ross expresses concern over Patrick’s shopping habits and self-care choices Entertainment and Media Discussion (27:55 – 39:01) Ross watching Real Housewives of Potomac Reminiscing about their first vacation together in Bermuda Patrick mentions discussing TV show ‘Traitors’ with fellow comedians Conve

Wed, February 26, 2025

Backward Peg Leg

Overview In episode 177 of the “We Hired a Sitter for This” podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Martineau reflect on their eight years of marriage and podcasting, while sharing personal updates including Ross’s upcoming yoga class fundraiser on March 8th and his 11-day trip, as well as Patrick’s fitness journey. They also discuss their careers—Patrick’s role as a life coach and Ross’s work as a yoga instructor and postpartum doula—before brainstorming ideas for establishing a Patreon account to offer additional content, including yoga classes and Ross’s journey of sobriety as he celebrates 16 years. Action items include preparing for the yoga fundraiser, sourcing a microphone for yoga classes, and setting up the Patreon account. Notes 🎙️ Podcast Introduction and Reflection ( 00:00 – 11:05 ) Episode 177 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast Hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Martineau Reflecting on 8 years of marriage and podcasting Discussion about Ross’s Friday night yoga class and playlist curation Upcoming fundraiser yoga class on March 8th with live DJ 🏋️ Personal Updates and Relationship Reflection ( 11:05 – 21:59 ) Patrick’s recent workout routine and fitness goals Ross’s upcoming 11-day trip Reflection on their 8-year marriage and 14-year relationship Discussion about the challenges of early parenthood Appreciation for each other’s support in personal and professional goals 💼 Career and Content Creation ( 21:59 – 31:52 ) Patrick’s work as a life coach/sober companion Ross’s work as a yoga instructor and postpartum doula Discussion about creating a Patreon for additional content Brainstorming ideas for Patreon tiers and content 💰 Patreon Plans and Future Content ( 31:52 – 42:59 ) Decision to start a Patreon with $5/month base tier Ideas for Patreon content: yoga classes, birth work commentary, comedy sets Discussion about balancing professional and personal content Ross’s upcoming 16-year sobriety anniversary Plans for a special Patreon episode about Ross’s sobriety journey Action Items Ros

Wed, February 19, 2025

Stage 4 Billionaire

Overview In the Solo Podcast Recording meeting titled “Stage 4 Billionaire,” host Patrick Holbert introduces the latest episode of his podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This” and shares personal updates, including reflections on his 8th wedding anniversary and a recent comedy show experience. He reminisces about childhood rollerblading, discusses the complexities of adult friendships, and expresses concerns about wealth inequality and economic challenges, particularly in the subscription-based economy. Alongside critiques of social media’s impact on artists and views on Trump’s policies, Patrick outlines his upcoming comedy performances and expresses a commitment to advancing his career in comedy and filmmaking. Key action items include performing at various venues, participating in a fundraiser, and attending a film premiere.   Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Personal Updates (00:00 – 09:36) Patrick Holbert introduces ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast Discusses personal appearance and recording setup Mentions 176th episode and recent solo recordings Reflects on 8th wedding anniversary with Ross Shares anecdote about Nathan Lee attending a comedy show Reflections on Past and Present (09:37 – 22:28) Reminisces about childhood activities, particularly rollerblading Discusses the perception of rollerblading vs. skateboarding Reflects on maintaining friendships into adulthood Mentions current work situation and financial concerns Expresses frustration with billionaires and wealth inequality Economic and Social Commentary (22:28 – 34:56) Critiques subscription-based economy and its impact on artists Discusses the role of social media in advertising Expresses concern about the future of work and retirement Shares thoughts on Trump’s economic policies and manufacturing Proposes ideas for revitalizing American manufacturing ️ Upcoming Events and Personal Goals (34:58 – 43:08) Lists upcoming comedy shows and dates Mentions premiere of ‘Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian’ Expresses desire to focus on comedy and filmmaking career Discusses recent editing work and future aspirations Congratulates Gastor on directorial debut </d

Wed, February 12, 2025

A Brief Hold

Overview In the latest episode of “We Hired a Sitter for This,” the host shares a candid monologue reflecting on their challenging week, marked by fatigue from recent flu and Covid vaccinations, and the struggles of juggling a busy career as a stand-up comedian in New York City while managing financial stress. The episode recounts enjoyable weekend moments spent playing in the snow with their daughter, Franny, and visiting the Whitney Museum, though it took a turn as post-outing food choices led to health concerns. The host discusses a particularly tough day at work dealing with mental health clients and a chaotic encounter with an impatient customer at a car rental, highlighting the pressures of capitalism and customer service expectations. Throughout the monologue, the host expresses a desire to adopt healthier eating habits and a commitment to maintain a consistent podcast release schedule while embracing more of the cultural experiences New York City has to offer.   Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Host’s Current State (00:00 – 05:05) Podcast: “We Hired a Sitter for This” Host feeling unwell after receiving flu and Covid vaccines Recording late due to fatigue and busy schedule Stand-up comedian in New York City Financial stress and hustling for work ️ Weekend Activities and Family Time (05:05 – 09:53) Played in snow with daughter Franny Visited Whitney Museum on free Second Sunday Crowded museum experience with Franny Ate at Shake Shack, possibly causing illness Health Concerns and Work Challenges (09:55 – 15:00) Feeling sick after eating junk food Desire to break unhealthy eating habits Difficult day at work with mental health clients Encounter with a challenging customer (Karen) at car rental return Car Rental Return Incident (15:00 – 21:05) Chaotic scene at Enterprise car rental Worker overwhelmed by multiple customers and constant phone calls Karen’s disruptive behavior and worker’s emotional breakdown Reflection on capitalism and customer expectations Action items Unassigned Maintain consistent podcast release schedule (01:33)

Wed, February 05, 2025

Documental Health

Overview In the podcast episode titled “174 Pod.mp3,” co-host Patrick Holbert shares insights into his journey with the show “We Hired a Sitter for This,” originally launched in 2017 as “Who Cares about Ross and Patrick?” This episode features a solo discussion about the exciting launch of the documentary trailer for “Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian,” which Patrick directed and filmed alongside Joe List, highlighting themes of friendship, career paths, and mental health in the comedy realm. He also reflects on his past documentary experiences, including challenging shoots from MTV’s True Life series, and looks ahead to upcoming comedy shows and a special set to release on Comedy Dynamics in April. Action items for listeners include watching the documentary trailer and attending Patrick’s live shows.   Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Background (00:00 – 11:01) Podcast titled “We Hired a Sitter for This” Started with wife Ross Martineau in 2017 Changed name from “Who Cares about Ross and Patrick?” a year ago Co-hosted with Gastor Almonte for the past year Current episode is a solo recording by Patrick Documentary Project with Joe List (11:01 – 20:44) Launching official trailer for documentary with Joe List Documentary titled “Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian” Filmed in Key West for four days in February 2023 Explores long-term friendship, career paths, and mental health in comedy Patrick’s experience shooting and directing the documentary Personal Experiences in Documentary Filmmaking (20:44 – 32:13) Reflection on past documentary work, including True Life series for MTV Experience filming with Danielle from Real Housewives of New Jersey Challenging and sometimes dangerous situations while filming Insights into the documentary filmmaking process Upcoming Projects and Shows (32:14 – 41:27) Patrick’s upcoming comedy shows and appearances Special coming out in April on Comedy Dynamics via Amazon Featuring for Ian Finance in Wisconsin and Ron on Hirshberg in Chicago Importance of maintaining consistent podcast episodes   Action items Unassigned

Wed, January 29, 2025

Gabby's Dollhouse of Horrors

In the latest episode of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast, titled “Gabby’s Dollhouse of Horrors,” Patrick records solo from his home studio in Bushwick, NYC, utilizing the time freed up by a client cancellation to discuss various personal and professional updates. He shares insights on his renewed commitment to treadmill workouts and candidly addresses struggles with sugar addiction, while also reflecting on recent stand-up performances, including a surprise gig at a fundraiser. Patrick recounts a challenging family outing to the Brooklyn Children’s Museum and contemplates upcoming travel plans, including shows in Wisconsin and a family trip to Colorado. As he looks toward the future, he considers potential shifts in his podcasting career and outlines actionable steps for enhancing his show’s reach, such as booking studio time with guests and improving his website. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setup ( 00:00 – 07:56 ) Episode 173 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast Patrick recording alone in his home studio in Bushwick, NYC Multitasking due to a client cancellation Discusses potential studio recordings with guests ️ Personal Updates and Exercise ( 07:56 – 17:20 ) Resumed treadmill workouts with hill incline setting Discussing sugar addiction and body image concerns Commiserating with friend Pat V. about sweet

Wed, January 22, 2025

The Concert of Farts

In Episode 172 of the podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This,” the host presents a solo episode that opens with a humorous anecdote involving a misunderstanding with their daughter over a bathroom incident, leading to reflections on the complexities of a post-truth society. The conversation transitions into the host’s fascination with spiritual and paranormal topics, including telepathy, reincarnation, and aliens, while balancing skepticism and belief in the supernatural. The episode recounts the host’s recent trip to Salem for the premiere of a Tom Dustin documentary, where technical sound issues contrasted with the audience’s warm reception. As the episode unfolds, the host reflects on aspirations to create more documentaries amid financial concerns and a philosophical contemplation of life’s purpose rooted in love. It concludes with a recap of recent comedy gigs, highlights the supportive community within comedy, and addresses uncertainties regarding the podcast’s future and audience engagement, with action items encouraging a deeper exploration of documentary filmmaking and the effectiveness of the podcast itself. Notes ️ Solo Episode Introduction (00:24 – 08:32) Episode 172 of “We Hired a Sitter for This” Solo episode by the host Morning incident involving a fart sound in the bathroom Misunderstanding with daughter about the source of the sound Reflection on post-truth society Spiritual and Paranormal Interests (08:32 – 18:22) Discussion about telepathy and the “Telepathy Tapes” podcast Thoughts on past lives and reincarnation Interest in aliens and UFO disclosure Skepticism vs. belief in supernatural phenomena Comedy Experiences and Documentary Premiere (18:22 – 28:09) Trip to Salem, Massachusetts Premiere of Tom Dustin documentary in Somerville Technical issues with sound during the screening Positive audience response to the film Spirituality and Career Reflections (28:09 – 41:19) Further discussion on telepathy and alien theories Desire to make more documentary films Financial concerns and seeking work opportunities Reflection on the purpose of life being love Comedy Gigs and Podcast Reflections (41:19 – 50:27) Recap of recent comedy performances Positive experience at Summer Shack in Cambridge Appreciation for Jack Burke’s kindness to new comedians Uncertainty about the podcast’s future and audience  

Wed, January 15, 2025

"Do You Know Who I Am??"

Overview Notes Comedy Career and Business ( 00:00 – 09:59 ) Patrick and Gastor discuss inspirational business meeting Gastor’s business acumen comes from his father Gastor sold candies in high school for profit Patrick hoarded money as a kid due to scarcity mindset Discussion on balancing creativity and business mindset Comedy Industry Insights ( 09:59 – 19:44 ) Mark Normand’s approach to joke writing as a money-making venture Gastor’s plan to highlight his skills and collaborate more this year Patrick’s experience with new material and upcoming special Discussion on work ethic in comedy and success Comedy Shows and Venues ( 19:44 – 29:35 ) <div class="sc-e855d01d-0

Wed, January 08, 2025

"Two Cry Limit"

Overview In an informal discussion, participants reminisced about memorable experiences from 2005, including social gatherings and the cultural impact of shows like The Apprentice, particularly focusing on Donald Trump’s early public persona. They shared anecdotes from a New Year’s Eve party that blended family friends and comedians, highlighting the unique dynamics of such interactions, particularly with karaoke involved. Topics evolved to parenting, where they discussed appropriate restaurant behavior for children and established a ‘two-cry rule’ for public settings while suggesting ways to compensate disturbed diners. Conversations continued on living arrangements with parents, weighing the benefits of proximity to family against independence, before transitioning to creative ambitions for the New Year, including goals for a YouTube channel and the challenges of content creation. Action items were identified, including producing more clips for the YouTube channel, posting recorded shows, and considering original documentary projects to enhance viewership. Notes Reminiscing About 2005 ( 00:00 – 09:11 ) Discussed memories from 2005, including parties in Williamsburg and Astoria Mentioned watching the first season of The Apprentice with Donald Trump Reflected on Trump’s public persona and business image at the time Discussed making casting tapes for The Apprentice New Year’s Eve Party ( 09:

Wed, January 01, 2025

Fun to the Head

As we were recording this felt like the last podcast of 2024, not the first of 2025. So please pardon our appearance and attitude and general malaise. This one was recorded mainly to keep the streak alive. Ross didn’t want to do it and I barely did either. But we are here and perhaps there’s a nugget of truth or connection that will bring some pleasure into your day? Thanks for listening!! Here’s to a happy and healthy new year.

Wed, December 25, 2024

"Merry BMX-mas"

Overview In episode 168 of the “We Hired a Sitter for this” podcast, the hosts engage in a light-hearted conversation on various topics, starting with a humorous take on the Elf on the Shelf tradition and fond childhood memories associated with Christmas ornaments and gifts, such as an NBA Live game and a GT performer BMX bike. They explore family dynamics, sharing anecdotes about sibling relationships, parental favoritism, and the memories of childhood squabbles. The discussion transitions to “old man strength,” where they recount physical confrontations with family members and the differences in fighting style across ages. They reflect on physical fitness, aging, and the commitment required for fitness activities like stand-up comedy versus working out. The episode also touches on holiday traditions, family gatherings, and the challenges of hosting, while celebrating the milestone of the podcast completing its 52nd episode, marking a full year of weekly episodes. Notes Christmas Discussion ( 00:13 – 08:53 ) Episode 168 of “We Hired a Sitter for this” podcast Discussed dislike for Elf on the Shelf tradition Talked about Christmas ornaments and childhood memories Mentioned favorite Christmas gifts (NBA Live game, GT performer BMX bike) Family Dynamics ( 08:53 – 18:19 ) <ul class="sc-673233

Wed, December 18, 2024

You're the Monster

Overview In the latest episode of the podcast, titled “167 pod,” the hosts, reunited after a week apart, delved into various personal and professional topics. They discussed the potential departure of co-host Ross from the show, shared Thanksgiving travel stories that highlighted car troubles, and explored broader issues like the mechanical problems with Patrick’s vehicle and financially challenging circumstances with trade-in valuations. The conversation then shifted to their comedy careers, touching on recent gigs, the dynamics of performing with fellow comedians, and the pressures of late-night shows. Additionally, they reflected on their career trajectories compared to younger peers, noted personal growth, and exchanged financial insights regarding car buying. The meeting concluded with action items for Patrick to research financing options and to prepare for an upcoming Christmas Day recording. Notes ️ Podcast Recording ( 00:09 – 10:44 ) Two hosts reunited after recording separately last week Discussed co-host Ross potentially leaving the show Recounted Thanksgiving travel experience and car issues Mentioned challenges of driving with family and stopping for snacks Car Problems and Mechanics ( 10:44 – 21:17 ) <div clas

Wed, December 11, 2024

All The Dads Are Dying

Overview In episode 166 of the podcast ‘We Hired a Sitter for this’, host Patrick Holbert opens with a personal update, candidly discussing his busy work life and recent feelings of burnout, including a Thanksgiving incident that left him self-conscious about his weight. The episode continues with Patrick announcing his upcoming comedy projects, such as his first special set for release on Amazon in 2025 and the premiere of the Tom Dustin documentary in January. He reflects on solo parenting while his wife is in yoga training, highlighting the challenges of balancing family life with late-night comedy gigs. As he navigates concerns about aging and relevance in the comedy scene, Patrick expresses financial struggles and the importance of connecting with younger audiences. The episode concludes with his contemplations on mortality and future plans, extending gratitude to listeners and encouraging them to share the podcast. Action items include improving communication for scheduling and promoting his upcoming comedy events scheduled for December in Williamsburg and Hurleyville, NY. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Personal Update ( 00:00 – 08:35 ) Patrick Holbert introduces episode 166 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for this’ Discusses his busy work schedule and experiencing burnout Mentions feeling self-conscious about his body Shares a Thanksgiving incident involving his father commenting on his weight Comedy Career and Projects (<spa

Wed, December 04, 2024

Wayne Montana & DMX

In the latest episode of the podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This,” titled Episode 165, hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte kicked off with a discussion about social media, including Patrick’s handle change and Gastor’s new commercial project, while reflecting on DMX’s influential legacy. The conversation transitioned into innovative marketing strategies for films like Gladiator 2 and Smile, as well as debates surrounding NFL kickers. As the episode progressed, Gastor proposed a humorous conspiracy theory linking Joe Montana and Wayne Gretzky, followed by discussions on various conspiracy theories and recommendations for documentaries. The hosts explored how modern technology influences documentary quality and shared personal insights on parenting’s effect on entertainment choices. The podcast concluded with Gastor’s experience of facing an acting rejection, emphasizing resilience in the entertainment industry, before correcting the episode number to 165. Action items included Patrick suggesting documentaries to Gastor, and Gastor committing to watch “Dark Days.” ***Summary written by a robot*** Follow us both on social media @itspatrickholbert & @gastoralmonte

Wed, November 27, 2024

"Screen Name Cohesion"

In episode 164 of the podcast, the hosts engage in a lively discussion that begins with a dive into hip hop culture, where Patrick shares past rap names and contemplates producing beats with Ableton, despite Gastor’s humorous discouragement. The conversation quickly shifts to Patrick’s inconsistent social media branding, prompting Gastor’s critique of his current strategy and a recounting of farm experiences. As the episode progresses, the hosts pressure Patrick to update his Instagram handle, which he does mid-episode, emphasizing the importance of consistent branding. The latter part of the podcast includes a debate on Ryan Reynolds’ career and appeal, with insights into personal growth and relationship dynamics, capped off by action items for Patrick to align all his social media handles for better cohesion. ***This summary was written by a robot*** Follow us on social media @itspatrickholbert @GastorAlmonte

Wed, November 20, 2024

"Nice Pants Bro"

In the podcast recording of episode 163 of “We Hired a Sitter for This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte engage in a lively discussion covering a range of topics. They kick off with personal updates, including Gastor’s memorable experience at the World Series with his father, celebrating the latter’s recovery from chemotherapy, making for a heartfelt conversation about baseball as a familial bond. The duo then shifts gears to fashion, where they explore Gastor’s extensive hat collection and care routine, contrasting it with Patrick’s minimalist style, while also brainstorming a stand-up fashion challenge web series. The discussion evolves into the impact of parenting on children’s futures, touching on Gastor’s children’s educational paths and Patrick’s observations on sports opportunities for urban youth. They reflect on career choices, with Gastor contemplating balancing comedy with traditional employment and Patrick discussing long-term financial security in the arts. The podcast concludes with discussions about stand-up performance styles and the influence of spouses in their comedy careers. Action items include exploring co-headlining shows in Wisconsin and Chicago, following up on fundraising MC opportunities, and focusing on job searches in entertainment or teaching fields.

Wed, November 13, 2024

"Ryan Reynolds for President"

Summary written by an eavesdropping AI robot: In the informal podcast recording held on November 5, 2023, participants engaged in a lively discussion covering a variety of topics. The meeting began with a conversation about the upcoming Election Day on November 5, 2024, sharing experiences from past elections and expressing mixed feelings regarding potential outcomes. The hosts then shifted to reflections on their recent acting projects, including the pressures faced by comedians, highlighting notable figures like Ryan Reynolds. This was followed by a conversation about the recent New York City Marathon, focusing on personal fitness goals and the dedication necessary for marathon training. The group then ventured into habits around reading, discussing book recommendations and strategies for reducing phone usage before bed, including plans for creating a cozy reading space at home. Finally, the discussion culminated in an exploration of hip hop music, its literary significance, and its cultural impacts, particularly regarding political connections. Participants identified action items, such as considering the NaNoWriMo writing challenge and exploring ways to enhance reading habits.

Wed, November 06, 2024

"Emotional Embargo"

In the latest episode of the WHASFT podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau reconnect, sharing personal updates and reflections on various topics including Halloween decorations, the upcoming election, and Ross’ return after a brief hiatus. They delve into their past experiences with addiction and recovery, touching on the 12-step program and the complexities of maintaining sobriety and relationships. A discussion about their recent visit to a haunted house leads to lighthearted conversations about dating and family life, particularly focusing on their daughter Franny’s reactions to their behavior. They also contemplate potential work opportunities that could take Patrick to Europe, along with the accompanying challenges of family separation. The meeting concludes with action items for both hosts, including preparing affirmations for family support and plans for a stationery store visit.

Wed, October 30, 2024

"It's Tone, Bro"

In the latest podcast recording meeting, the hosts delved into various topics centered around comedy and family, starting with Patrick Holbert’s experiences at open mics and the evolving landscape of comedy specials, including a discussion on the necessity of uniqueness in performances. They highlighted notable works such as Sarah Tolemache’s special and Tom Dustin’s documentary, while Patrick shared his uncertainty regarding his career trajectory. The conversation then shifted to family dynamics, specifically addressing a Reddit post about adult-only gatherings and reflecting on personal anecdotes related to children’s behavior at events. The hosts exchanged insights on planning children’s birthday parties, weighing the pros and cons of different venues. Lastly, they explored parenting strategies, emphasizing the important role grandparents play in managing kids’ behavior during social events. Action items included Patrick’s follow-up on a show booking and brainstorming creative concepts for future comedy specials. ****This summary was written by a robot****

Wed, October 23, 2024

"Let The Record Show"

In the latest episode of the podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics, beginning with updates on Patrick’s solo parenting journey while his wife, Ross, undergoes yoga teacher training, and her desire to clarify some misconceptions about her smoking habits. The hosts delve into home maintenance challenges, particularly Patrick’s attempt to fix a bathroom faucet, and reflect on family dynamics, including his daughter Franny’s evolving comfort preferences and the difficulties of watching children’s shows. The conversation then shifts to pop culture, covering Gastro’s aversion to musical theater and Patrick’s passion for documentaries, before exploring ideas for new projects, such as a show about hype men in hip-hop and a possible documentary on the Montreal Expos. The episode concludes with actionable items for both hosts, aiming to further develop their creative pursuits. ***This Summary was written by a robot***

Wed, October 16, 2024

"P.C. Regina"

Hang on by the skin of your feet for this adrenaline rush of an episode!!

Wed, October 09, 2024

"Custom Country Club"

Patrick has a rough gig at a country club and Gastor helps him turn lemons into mangú.

Wed, October 02, 2024

"A Horrifying Mistake"

When is a horror movie too much? And other questions

Wed, September 25, 2024

"Abuses of Power"

this week’s episode of We Hired a Sitter For This. Patrick and Gastor Almonte discuss another week in the life of comic fatherhood. Enjoy!!

Wed, September 18, 2024

"Bear Attack"

Sometimes the angry bear is within you and sometimes it just wants your sandwich

Wed, September 11, 2024

"Back to School"

Our kids are back in the classroom and we have a lot to learn from them

Wed, September 04, 2024

"Money Problems"

Two grown men get honest and real about money and work and the pressure of providing

Wed, August 28, 2024

"Dunkin Vonnegut"

Gastor is back in the co-host chair and we discuss our co-headlining trip to Connecticut and the amazing donuts there. We also get into the challenges of home ownership, raising a child in a screen-based world, and the mysteries of the band 311.

Wed, August 21, 2024

"Circle of Death"

Jeff Simmermon is a hilarious comic with a funny story to tell about slow, painful death. Take a listen and immerse yourself in the circle of birth and life and grieving.

Wed, August 14, 2024

"Hormonal Handcuffs" w/ Laurel Cummings

Wed, August 07, 2024

"The Gospel of Luke"

Luke Thayer is a hilarious comedian and Christian. I wanted to sit down with him to talk about the role religion and church plays in his life as a parent, a comic, and member of the general community. He’s a great comic and you can find a bunch of his stuff online including a very very funny Dry Bar special. Check him out and enjoy this conversation!!

Wed, July 31, 2024

"Ninja Turtles"

Wed, July 24, 2024

"Excrement Heavy Beginning"

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 146 “Excrement Heavy Beginning” This summary was written by a robot In this episode, Patrick and Gastor dive into various entertaining and thought-provoking topics, from personal anecdotes to childhood memories. 🚽 Bathroom Etiquette Debate (00:00 – 10:15) The mechanics and acceptability of peeing in front of each other. 🏡 Podcast Comfort Zone (10:16 – 20:30) Patrick asks Gastor if he feels comfortable in his home for the podcast. 🍔 Burger King Tantrum (20:31 – 30:45) Gastor has a dramatic temper tantrum at a Burger King drive-through. 🍭 Sugar Addiction (30:46 – 40:55) Patrick’s struggle with sugar addiction. 🍽️ Grade School Lunchroom Politics (40:56 – 50:10) Lunchroom politics from grade school. 🌲 Nature Camp Update (50:11 – 55:20) Update on Nature Camp for Franny. 🎒 Summer Rec Day Camp Drama (55:21 – 01:02:27) Patrick’s summer rec day camp drama from his childhood. Live Show Announcements THE FELLAS ARE COHEADLINING FAIRFIELD COMEDY CIRCLE IN CONNECTICUT ON AUGUST 3RD!!! GET TICKETS HERE NEW SHOW IN BUSHWICK AUGUST 21ST AT “UMBRA” A NEW JAZZ CLUB ON HART STREET Watch Gastor’s “Don’t Tell” Comedy Set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE !!! Watch their first duo comedy set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE ON THIS ONE !!! Follow your hosts on social media & YouTube: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Wed, July 17, 2024

"Nature Camp"

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 145 “Nature Camp” This summary was written by a robot In this episode, Patrick and Gastor discuss a range of topics including personal updates, parenting dynamics, nature camps for children, childcare practices, childhood experiences, and reflections on their roles as parents. 🎙️ Podcast Recording and Personal Updates Introduction to episode 145. Personal experiences, including trips to Connecticut and feelings of loneliness when family is away. Changes in social life and interactions with younger people. 👨‍👩‍👧 Parenting and Family Dynamics The importance of private time for young parents. Patrick is lonely at home without his family! Differences in problems faced by different age groups. 🏕️ Nature Camp Discussion Debate on the concept and value of nature camps for children. Concerns about safety and practicality of nature camps. Comparison of nature camps to free outdoor play. 🚸 Childcare and Supervision Importance of proper supervision for children. Experiences with different types of childcare, including family and hired help. Impact of immigrant family dynamics on childcare. 👶 Childhood Experiences and Safety Stories about childhood experiences with babysitters and family friends. Importance of setting boundaries and ensuring child safety. Differences in childcare practices across cultures. 🎓 Parenting Reflections and Future Plans Reflections on the impact parents have on their children’s development. Importance of being present and attentive as a parent. Plans for upcoming events and shows, including a comedy show in Connecticut and a local gig in Bushwick. Live Show Announcements THE FELLAS ARE COHEADLINING FAIRFIELD COMEDY CIRCLE IN CONNECTICUT ON AUGUST 3RD!!! GET TICKETS HERE NEW SHOW IN BUSHWICK AUGUST 21ST AT “UMBRA” A NEW JAZZ CLUB ON HART STREET Watch Gastor’s “Don’t Tell” Comedy Set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE !!! Watch their first duo comedy set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE ON THIS ONE !!! Follow your hosts on social media & YouTube: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.co

Wed, July 10, 2024

"Tractor Bros"

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 144 “Tractor Bros” This summary was written by a robot In this episode, Patrick and Gastor cover a wide range of topics, including comedy shows, audience interaction, and the unexpected appeal of tractors. Here’s a breakdown of their discussion: 🎙️ Podcast Introduction and Banter (00:23 – 03:05) The duo kicks off with light-hearted banter about the podcast’s episode count and their chemistry. They delve into a fun conversation about different spices and their personalities. 🎭 Comedy Shows and Performances (03:54 – 08:23) A recap of a recent show at St. Mark’s highlights a special night. They discuss the dynamics of performing in front of friends and family. Nostalgia and the impact of aging on personal relationships are also touched upon. 🎤 Comedy Material and Audience Interaction (19:04 – 28:34) The emotional impact of performing personal material is explored. They balance humor with heavy topics like mortality and family. The challenge of maintaining a comedic atmosphere while being vulnerable is discussed. 🚜 Tractor and Utility Vehicle Discussion (28:34 – 39:18) A light-hearted conversation about the appeal of utility vehicles and tractors. Nostalgia for childhood interests and the practicality of such vehicles in urban settings. 🎭 Comedy Techniques and Audience Reactions (39:20 – 51:55) The use of shock value in comedy and its impact on the audience is debated. Balancing personal stories with humor to maintain audience engagement. The importance of understanding the audience’s background and sensitivities. 📅 Upcoming Shows and Projects (51:55 – 01:01:22) Announcements of upcoming shows and events, including dates and locations. Discussion on the importance of creating and sharing new material regularly. Encouragement to follow on social media for updates. Live Show Announcements THE FELLAS ARE COHEADLINING FAIRFIELD COMEDY CIRCLE IN CONNECTICUT ON AUGUST 3RD!!! NEW SHOW IN BUSHWICK AUGUST 21ST AT “UMBRA” A NEW JAZZ CLUB ON HART STREET Watch Gastor’s “Don’t Tell” Comedy Set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE!!! Watch their first duo comedy set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE ON THIS ONE!!! Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte <a href="ht

Wed, July 03, 2024

Ep. 143 “July-95” w/ ROSS

The Holbertineaus travel up I-95 to visit the maternal grandparents. Hop in, you’re riding beach!!

Wed, June 26, 2024

Flat Tired

Car trouble blows

Wed, June 19, 2024

Misophonic Bi Orgy w/ ROSS

Wow two episodes in a row with Ross back in the cockpit?? And this is a revealing one. So revealing it doesn’t seem right to put a bunch of bullet points in to Chat GPT to churn out show notes for this one. Does anyone even read these summaries? Do you hate that I use Chat GPT as much as I hate it? Please trust me- these notes are the only time I ever use it. AI scares me and bums me out but these notes are just to make this show searchable. I think. Is that what they do? I have no clue anymore. Anyway, Patrick here. This week’s episode mainly centers on Ross and I hashing out and sorting through our marriage dynamics while we proceed with this non-monogamy business. If you’re curious about any of that stuff take a listen. ALSO!! I’ll be running around the Binghamton area next week doing shows at various breweries and wineries up there. Also on Wednesday June 26th I’m heading back to the Hurleyville Performing Arts Center to host a lineup of awesome comics. If you’re in Sullivan or Ulster County in NY, come to the show! It will be so fun. Tickets Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Ross Erin Martineau: @rosserinmartineau www.rosserinmartineau.com

Wed, June 12, 2024

Peach Pit to The Max

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 140 “Peach Pit to The Max” This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 140 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” Patrick Holbert is joined by the original co-host, Ross Erin Martineau, for a candid discussion on relationships, parenting, and personal growth. Main Topics: 🐾 Veterinarian Visit: Patrick and Ross discuss a touching moment witnessing an old couple at the veterinarian’s office, reflecting on love and companionship. 🏈 Football Banter: Engage in light-hearted banter about football, sharing personal anecdotes and humorous insights. 🏀 Father’s Interest in Women’s Sports: Ross delves into her father’s interest in women’s sports, particularly the WNBA, speculating about his motivations and celebrating the growing popularity of women’s athletics. 📱 Social Media and Personal Habits: Patrick talks about his reduced social media usage and his active participation on Reddit, especially his support for sugar-free living. 🚫 Boundaries and Relapses: The hosts discuss the importance of setting boundaries in addiction recovery, comparing sex addiction to sugar addiction, and exploring the challenges of maintaining sobriety. 🤥 Honesty and Secrets: Ross admits to lying about her whereabouts to talk to someone she’s dating on the phone, prompting a discussion on the importance of honesty in their relationship. 💑 Non-Monogamous Relationship Dynamics: Patrick and Ross open up about their non-monogamous relationship. Patrick shares his decision to focus on work and family, stepping back from other relationships, while Ross reflects on her own experiences and needs. 🧒 Parenting Challenges: The hosts discuss their child’s behavior and the challenges of parenting. Patrick shares advice from another parent on handling difficult behavior. 🧘 Yoga Teaching Experiences: Ross shares her experiences teaching yoga to young girls, discussing the differences between teaching various age groups and the benefits of yoga practice. 🏋️ Health and Fitness Goals: Patrick talks about his health journey and inspiration from a man in Boulder. Ross discusses her commitment to yoga and its positive impact on her well-being. 🎉 Child’s Birthday Planning: The episode wraps up with a discussion about planning their child’s fourth birthday party, acknowledging their financial concerns and the need for better planning. Live Show Announcements: 🎭 Gastor’s Solo Show “The Sugar”: On June 20th, Gastor Almonte will be performing a “work in progress” rendition of his solo show “The Sugar” at St. Mark’s Comedy Club in NYC’s East Villa

Wed, June 05, 2024

A Brolic Episode

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 139 “A Brolic Episode” This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 139 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics focusing on parenting and online safety for children. Main Topics: 🧑‍💻 Online Safety for Children: Patrick and Gastor delve into Reddit entries about fatherhood, discussing rules for internet usage and parental guidance for a 14-year-old’s online activities. Gastor emphasizes the importance of holding his children’s taste levels to a higher standard as an artist himself. 🧒 Parenting Dynamics: The hosts discuss creating connections with their kids by sharing interests, providing guidance, and being open and honest about their strengths and struggles. 🔍 Monitoring Online Activities: Patrick expresses a desire to monitor his child’s online activities to ensure she avoids “scary” subcultures (guns, racism, etc.). They debate whether it ever makes sense to track your children. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Father Feeling Replaced: In response to a Reddit post, they address concerns of a father feeling replaced by his child’s mother’s new boyfriend, highlighting the importance of positive influences in children’s lives while navigating personal challenges related to physical fitness, intellectual stimulation, and adjusting to parenthood. Live Show Announcements: 🎭 Gastor’s Solo Show “The Sugar”: On June 20th, Gastor will be performing a “work in progress” rendition of his solo show “The Sugar” at St. Mark’s Comedy Club in NYC’s East Village. 🎤 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows: Patrick will be performing multiple shows around the Binghamton, NY area from June 25-29. For more information, visit www.homebrewedcomedy.com . Tune in for an episode filled with insightful discussions and parenting tips on “We Hired a Sitter For This.” Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Wed, May 29, 2024

Civic Doody

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 138 “Civic Doody” This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 138 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte tackle an array of engaging topics, blending humor and insight in their signature style. Main Topics: ⚖️ Gastor’s Jury Duty Experience: Gastor shares his enthusiasm for jury duty, detailing his enjoyment of observing courtroom drama unfold. 🍏 Patrick’s Junk Food Abstinence: Patrick reveals he is on Day 5 without junk food, discussing the challenges and benefits of this dietary change. 🧓 Getting Older: The comedians reflect on aging and the changes in their bodies, including Patrick’s recent fall after grocery shopping and their observations about declining mental sharpness. 🥊 Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson: They delve into the upcoming boxing match between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, examining generational differences in strength and fighting styles. 🤜 Scuffles and Fights: Patrick and Gastor recount various scuffles and fights they’ve been involved in, sharing humorous and insightful stories. Live Show Announcements: 🎭 Gastor’s Solo Show “The Sugar”: On June 20th, Gastor will be performing a “work in progress” rendition of his solo show “The Sugar” at St. Mark’s Comedy Club in NYC’s East Village. 🎤 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows: Patrick will be performing multiple shows around the Binghamton, NY area from June 25-29. For more information, visit www.homebrewedcomedy.com. Tune in for an episode filled with laughter, personal stories, and thought-provoking discussions on “We Hired a Sitter For This.” Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Wed, May 22, 2024

Ancient Itch

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 137 “Ancient Itch” This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 137 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte dive into a myriad of topics following their co-headlining gig in Westerly, RI. Main Topics: 🎤 Post-Gig Reflections: Join Patrick and Gastor as they reflect on their recent performance in Westerly, RI, discussing the nuances of the gig and their experiences on stage. 🌎 Performing in Random Towns: Delve into the comedians’ experiences performing in various towns across the country without having the opportunity to enjoy the local attractions. Gastor celebrates working with Marcus Cardona in Maine, praising him as an excellent comic and host for gigs in the area. 🧬 Nature vs. Nurture: Engage in a thoughtful discussion on the nature vs. nurture debate, exploring what influences children’s behaviors and how different factors shape their development. 🚀 Thrill-Seeking Behaviors: Listen as Patrick shares the origins of his thrill-seeking behaviors, recounting personal stories and experiences that have shaped his adventurous spirit. 🤝 Mutual Respect for Richie Redding: Hear about Patrick and Gastor’s mutual respect for fellow comedian Richie Redding, reflecting on their experiences working with him and the impact he’s had on their careers. 🗣️ Plus Many Other Topics: From light-hearted banter to deep discussions, join Patrick and Gastor as they cover a wide range of topics, offering insights and humor along the way. Tune in for an engaging and entertaining episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Wed, May 15, 2024

Drive to Hurleyville

Episode Title: “Drive to Hurleyville” 🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 136 This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte on a scenic drive in the Kia Sorento as they journey to a co-headlining gig in Hurleyville, NY. Along the way, they engage in a lively discussion covering a diverse array of topics. Main Topics: 🏞️ Exploring the Catskills Comedy Scene: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share their vague understanding of the historic Catskills comedy scene, exploring its rich cultural heritage and comedic legacy. 🛒 Craigslist Experiences: Delve into humorous anecdotes about purchasing items off Craigslist, from unexpected finds to quirky encounters. Join the hosts in exploring the quirky world of online classifieds and the art of negotiation. 📝 Adapting Content and Balancing Commitments: Explore the complexities of balancing work commitments and family obligations, delving into the challenges of adapting content for various contexts. From cars and repairs to speed limits, join them in discussing the value of reliable vehicles like the Kia Sorento. 🌆 Affordable Housing Challenges: Reflect on living arrangements in expensive cities for struggling artists, particularly in New York City, and raise awareness about affordable housing challenges faced by young comics. From supporting artists financially to offering innovative solutions, join the hosts in exploring ways to address housing affordability issues. 🎭 Supporting Creatives Without Compromise: Join the conversation as Patrick and Gastor discuss white savior narratives and the unintended consequences of good intentions in storytelling and providing assistance. From alternative methods for supporting creatives to preserving artistic integrity, join them in exploring ways to empower artists without compromising their authenticity. Tune in for a thought-provoking and insightful episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Wed, May 08, 2024

Bus Chase

Episode Title: “Bus Chase” 🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 135 This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 135 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on a journey of nostalgia, personal aspirations, and the intricacies of balancing family life with personal passions. Main Topics: 🚌 Retrieval of Lost Denim Jacket: Laugh along as the meeting begins with a story about the retrieval of a lost denim jacket on a bus. From childhood possessions to sentimental value, join Patrick and Gastor in reflecting on cherished items like sneakers and toys, and how they shape memories and emotions over time. 👟 Sneaker Culture: Delve into discussions about sneaker culture as a recurrent theme in personal experiences and family interests. From sharing hobbies to passing down traditions, join the hosts in exploring the significance of sneakers in shaping familial bonds and shared appreciation. 🏀 Gastor’s Aspirations: Explore Gastor’s aspirations of becoming the GM of the Brooklyn Nets, expressing interest in roles like a cultural liaison and artistic/creative director. From baseball cards to family dynamics, join the hosts in reflecting on personal fulfillment and navigating parenthood amidst professional ambitions. 🎭 Broadway Experiences with Children: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share anecdotes about their Broadway experiences with children, highlighting the joys and challenges of managing emotions as parents while pursuing professional endeavors. From stand-up comedy to career paths, join them in contemplating the intricacies of balancing personal passions with family obligations. Tune in for a laughter-filled and introspective episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Wed, May 01, 2024

Naked Tres Golpes

Episode Title: “Naked Tres Golpes” 🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 134 This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 134 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on a candid exploration of personal experiences, comedy shows, and family vacations. Main Topics: 🎭 Behind the Scenes at Hurleyville Show: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share behind-the-scenes details of their show in Hurleyville, delving into the mental challenges and struggles, especially for Patrick, who grapples with letting go and perfectionism. 📽️ Patrick’s Comedy Show Taping: Delve into discussions about Patrick’s comedy show taping and the debate over whether he should release the filmed material. From artistic expression to personal growth, join the hosts in exploring the complexities of the comedy world. 🏝️ Gastor’s Dominican Republic Vacation: Join Gastor as he shares about his family vacation to the Dominican Republic, reconnecting with extended family and creating special memories with his kids. From cultural experiences to bonding moments, join him in exploring the beauty of family travel. 👙 Naked Comedy Show in Bushwick: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his experience performing on a naked comedy show in Bushwick with Gastor’s other podcast partner, Shalewa. From comedic anecdotes to philosophical debates, join them in exploring the purpose and necessity of such shows. 🤔 Debate on Naked Podcasting: Delve into a lively debate on whether their very own podcast should be done naked. From humorous banter to philosophical musings, join Patrick and Gastor in exploring the boundaries of podcasting and self-expression. Tune in for a laughter-filled and thought-provoking episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Wed, April 24, 2024

Boy Girl Party

🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 133 This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 133 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they dive into a wide range of topics, from podcast duo names to navigating family traditions and parenting styles. Main Topics: 🎤 Podcast Duo Names: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor brainstorm potential names for their podcast duo. From playful banter to creative suggestions, join them in exploring the whimsical world of podcast branding. 🍪 Snacks and Reading Habits: Delve into the hosts’ snack preferences and reading habits as they share humorous anecdotes and insights into their daily routines. From literary recommendations to culinary delights, join them in a candid conversation about life’s simple pleasures. 📚 Health and Wellness Talks: Explore the world of health and wellness as prompted by a book recommendation. From dietary habits to lifestyle changes, join Patrick and Gastor in discussing the importance of self-care and self-improvement. 🥗 Nutrition Choices and Lifestyle Changes: Laugh along as the hosts highlight their personal dietary habits and share struggles and desires for positive changes. From nutrition choices to diet adjustments, join them in exploring the complexities of maintaining a healthy lifestyle in today’s fast-paced world. 💼 Career Shifts and Appearance Perceptions: Delve into discussions about potential career shifts based on appearance perceptions and navigating compliments about toddlers. From personal reflections to societal norms, join the hosts in exploring the nuances of professional and personal identity. 🤗 Parental Boundaries and Affection: Explore the importance of setting boundaries with extended family members regarding physical affection towards children. From cultural traditions to personal preferences, join Patrick and Gastor in navigating the complexities of familial relationships and societal norms. 🤣 Humor in Families: Emphasize the importance of establishing a sense of humor within families, fostering understanding and connection through shared laughter. From inside jokes to playful banter, join them in celebrating the joys of familial bonds. 👴👵 Generational Naming Traditions: Reflect on generational naming traditions for grandparents and preferences for names that represent personalities or cultural backgrounds. From adapting traditional titles to personal choices, join the hosts in exploring the significance of familial identity and heritage. 🧹 Household Responsibilities and Chores: Discuss approaches to assigning chores and allowances to promote self-sufficiency among children and prepare them for independen

Wed, April 17, 2024

Spicy Cough Syrup

After Patrick recounts his challenging week in exhausting detail, these guys discuss the following: (This somewhat dry list of topics was generated by AI that listened to us record this episode) 📊 Show Notes & Overview Discussion on communication habits with children Importance of positive talk and language use Encouraging self-confidence and healthy self-esteem in children 🔑 Action Plan Demonstrating positive talk more frequently Reviewing performance feedback processes Implementing healthy communication habits Holding accountable for actions 🚸 Children’s Communication Impact of words on self-perception Avoiding harsh criticism and highlighting mistakes Encouraging curiosity and resilience Fostering creativity and eagerness to learn 🚸 Parenting Strategies Demonstrating positive language and talk Monitoring children’s academic progress Being conscious of language use in daily interactions 🔍 Conflict Resolution Preference for face-to-face conversations during conflicts Avoiding negative online interactions Opening discussions with compliments 📅 Follow-Up Checking in on homework completion Schedule for future meetings and reviews Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Wed, April 10, 2024

Billionaires in Bikinis

🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 131: “Billionaires in Bikinis” This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 131 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they delve into a wide array of topics, from celebrity scandals to parenting advice from Reddit. Main Topics: 🎤 Recent Accusations Against Diddy: Patrick and Gastor discuss the recent accusations against Diddy, offering their humorous take on the world of entertainment and pop culture. 💰 Money, Power, and Morality: Explore the philosophical question of whether money and power make people evil, diving into ethical dilemmas and moral quandaries. 💼 The Existence of Billionaires: Join the hosts in a lively debate about whether billionaires should exist, exploring economic disparities, social responsibility, and the ethics of extreme wealth accumulation. 👋 The Will Smith / Chris Rock “Slap” Incident: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor dissect the Will Smith / Chris Rock “slap” incident through the lens of dad’s behaving angrily in public spaces. 💑 Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith’s Open Relationship: Delve into the world of celebrity relationships as the hosts share their thoughts on Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith’s open relationship. 🌱 Gardening at Home: Discover the joys of gardening as Patrick and Gastor share their experiences and tips for gardening at home, exploring the therapeutic benefits of connecting with nature. 📝 Parenting Advice from Reddit: The hosts tackle a grab bag of parenting advice questions from Reddit, offering their humorous and heartfelt insights into the joys and challenges of parenthood. Tune in for a laughter-filled and thought-provoking episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Wed, April 03, 2024

Coco G Skips Easter

🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 130: “Coco G Skips Easter” This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 130 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and insightful exploration of parenthood, comedy, and everyday absurdities. Main Topics: 🐰 Coco G’s Easter Dilemma: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor delve into the comedic complexities of Coco G’s decision to skip Easter. From family traditions to holiday hijinks, join them as they navigate the joys and challenges of parenting during the Easter season. 🚗 Parking Trouble: Explore the comedic frustrations of parking trouble as Patrick and Gastor share their tales of navigating crowded parking lots and elusive parking spots. From parking mishaps to hilarious encounters, join them in a candid conversation about the trials and tribulations of finding the perfect parking spot. 💼 Career Phases and Strategy: Delve into the nuances of career eras and phases as Patrick and Gastor discuss career strategy and evolution. From navigating career transitions to strategic planning, join them in a candid exploration of the ever-changing landscape of professional life. 💪 Gastor’s Back Injury: Laugh along as Gastor shares his experiences nursing a back injury. From humorous anecdotes to unexpected challenges, join him as he navigates the ups and downs of recovering from an injury with his signature wit and humor. 🛫 Patrick’s Denver Trip: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his solo trip to Denver to visit family with his 3.5-year-old. From hilarious escapades to unexpected adventures, join them on their journey through the Mile High City. 🕰️ 5 Second Rule: Explore the comedic concept of the 5-second rule as Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on whether it’s safe to eat food that has fallen on the floor. From playful debates to hilarious anecdotes, join them in a lighthearted exploration of this timeless culinary conundrum. 🚸 Stranger Danger: Join in on the hilarity as Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on the concept of stranger danger. From childhood lessons to adult encounters, discover the comedic side of navigating the complexities of human interaction. Tune in for a delightful and laughter-filled episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation. 🔗 Listen on [Your Podcast Platform] Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte <a href="http://www.gastoralmonte.com/" target="_new" rel=

Wed, March 27, 2024

Regrets & Conundrums

🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 129 “Regrets & Conundrums” This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 129 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they navigate the hilarious and sometimes challenging world of parenting through the lens of Reddit posts. Main Topics: 🐱 Cat Poop Conundrum: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor tackle the age-old question of what to do if your small child accidentally eats cat poop, and who is at fault. From humorous anecdotes to practical advice, join them as they explore the unexpected challenges of pet ownership and parenting. 👨‍👧‍👧 Second Daughter Dilemma: Delve into the comedic complexities of fatherhood as the hosts discuss a father’s concerns about having a second daughter and what it will be like to not have a son. From gender dynamics to sibling relationships, Patrick and Gastor share their perspectives on navigating the joys and challenges of raising daughters. 👨‍👩‍👧 Parental Bonding: Explore the nuances of parental bonding as Patrick and Gastor discuss what to do if your child forms a stronger bond with the other parent. From jealousy to insecurity, join them in a candid conversation about the evolving dynamics of parent-child relationships. 📺 Awkward Interruptions: Brace yourself for laughter as the hosts share their thoughts on a couple accidentally being walked in on by their three-year-old during a sexual scenario involving pornography on the TV. From awkward encounters to unexpected interruptions, Patrick and Gastor offer their comedic take on navigating parenthood’s most awkward moments. Tune in for a hilarious and insightful episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Wed, March 20, 2024

Doctor New York

🎙️ Podcast Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 128: “Doctor New York” This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 128 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and candid exploration of life’s quirks and challenges. Main Topics: 🧢 Bespoke Caps and Misunderstandings: Laugh along as Gastor shares his experience with a bespoke fitted cap by “DRNY” (not Doctor New York). From humorous misunderstandings to stylish headwear, explore the comedic world of fashion faux pas. 👂 Embarrassing Ear Infection Tales: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his embarrassing ear infection story from a comedy road trip. From awkward encounters to unexpected mishaps, join in as the hosts share tales from the road. 💉 Future Dental Plans: Discover the hosts’ plans for future dental care as they discuss the importance of oral health and the quirks of aging. From dental woes to humorous anecdotes, Patrick and Gastor offer a comedic take on dental hygiene. 🎂 Celebrating Patrick’s Birthday: March 20th marks Patrick’s 43rd birthday, and the hosts celebrate in style. Join them in raising a glass and sharing laughs as they toast to another year of life’s adventures. 👴 Aging and Fatigue: Explore the comedic side of aging as Patrick and Gastor discuss their bodies feeling more fatigued and less resilient with each passing year. From humorous observations to relatable experiences, join in the laughter as they navigate the ups and downs of getting older. 💰 “What’s Dad Mad About?” Segment: Join in on the hilarity as Patrick and Gastor share their frustrations in the “What’s Dad Mad About?” segment. From unpaid debts to refund woes, discover the comedic side of financial mishaps and misunderstandings. Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, camaraderie, and candid conversation. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Wed, March 13, 2024

Lady Linda Celebrates Biggie Day

🎙️ Podcast Summary (Written by a Robot): “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 127 Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 127 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and insightful journey through the ups and downs of comedy, parenting, and life on the road. Main Topics: 🚗 On the Road Again: Laugh along as Patrick shares his adventures from a week away from home on the road in Illinois and Wisconsin. From quirky encounters to unexpected mishaps, join him as he navigates the comedic landscape of traveling for comedy gigs. 📱 Staying Connected: Discover Gastor’s methods of staying in touch with his children and his own parents while traveling. From phone calls to video chats, explore the hilarious and heartwarming dynamics of maintaining connections from afar. 🎤 Celebrating Success: Join the hosts in celebrating Gastor’s success while taping his Don’t Tell comedy segment. From laughter to applause, Patrick and Gastor reflect on the journey and the triumphs of their comedic endeavors. 🏠 AirBnB Awkwardness: Get ready for laughs as Patrick and Gastor share tales of awkward encounters with AirBnB hosts while traveling. From strange requests to uncomfortable situations, discover the comedic side of temporary accommodations. 🎶 Bonding Through Music: Explore Gastor’s bond with his daughter as they share music with each other. From shared playlists to critical listening sessions, join them in a heartwarming exploration of the power of music in parent-child relationships. 🌿 Chemicals and Trashy Foods: Delve into a candid discussion about chemicals in personal hygiene products and the foods we eat. From eye-opening revelations to comedic insights, Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on staying healthy in a world of processed foods and synthetic ingredients. 🍰 Trashy Desserts and “Biggie Day”: Laugh along as Patrick shares his love for trashy dessert foods and snacks. Discover the importance of “Biggie Day” on March 9th to Gastor as a fan of Biggie Smalls, and the comedic frustrations of generational gaps in musical appreciation. 📺 Reality TV and Bad Sitcoms: Explore the guilty pleasures of trashy reality TV shows and bad sitcoms. From mindless entertainment to unexpected gems, Patrick and Gastor discuss the comedic allure of television’s guilty pleasures. 🤝 Boundary Misunderstandings: Join the hosts in a candid exploration of boundary misunderstandings with acquaintances who assume deeper friendships. From awkward encounters to hilarious miscommunications, Patrick and Gastor share their experiences navigating social interactions. 🎉 Looking Forward: Patrick and Gastor look ahe

Wed, March 06, 2024

Ep. 126 Don’t Know Nothing About Soap

🎙️ Podcast Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 126: “Don’t Know Nothing About Soap” This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 126 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they dive into a whirlwind of comedic discussions, personal anecdotes, and candid reflections. Main Topics: 📺 Encountering the First Hater: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share their experiences with their first YouTube hater. Discover the hilarity and absurdity as they navigate through the world of online criticism and misunderstanding. 🎤 Hyde Park Rotary Club Gig: Brace yourself for laughter as the hosts recount their successful performance at the Hyde Park Rotary Club. From co-headlining the show to delivering a memorable duo act, join Patrick and Gastor as they take the stage and leave the audience in stitches. 🛁 Date Night Disaster: Get ready for hilarity as Patrick recaps a disastrous date he took with Ross to the Russian & Turkish baths in the East Village of NYC. Laugh along as Gastor provides additional feedback and comedic insights into navigating the pitfalls of romance and date nights gone wrong. 🏫 High School Politics: Join the hosts in a nostalgic trip down memory lane as they discuss high school politics and the awkward journey of finding your way during the most formative years. Discover surprising revelations as Patrick and Gastor reflect on their experiences and share hilarious tales from their high school days. Tune in for an uproarious episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, personal anecdotes, and unfiltered commentary. 🔗 Listen on [Your Podcast Platform] Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Wed, February 28, 2024

Rotary Club Road Trip

Patrick and Gastor hit the road to take the stage together for the first time in this episode. Jump in the back seat and buckle up because you’re in for a wild ride! In this episode, the comedian dads talk about Patrick’s crappy car again; Neighborhood tribal politics & punishment; The surveillance industrial complex; Pet peeves amongst spouses, and much much more! If you’re enjoying our podcast, tell a friend! Tell a parent. Tell a dad. Let’s undo toxic masculinity together. Give us a follow! @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com @TheHolbertReport www.patrickholbert.com

Wed, February 21, 2024

Eric Adams Entourage

🎙️ Podcast Summary written by a Robot: We Hired a Sitter For This – Episode 124 Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another side-splitting episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This.” Join them as they dish out laughs, insights, and unfiltered commentary on the latest happenings in their lives and beyond. Main Topics: 🚗 Road Trip Revelries: Patrick and Gastor share tales from their recent road trips for comedy gigs. From quirky encounters to unexpected adventures on the open road, get ready for laughs as they recount the highs and lows of life as traveling comedians. 🎉 Celebrating Comedy Victories: Join in as the hosts celebrate the growth and victories of their comedy peers. From milestone achievements to memorable performances, Patrick and Gastor shine a spotlight on the successes of their fellow comedians. 🌆 Gastor’s Love for Pittsburgh: Discover Gastor’s appreciation for the Steel City as he shares his fondness for Pittsburgh’s unique charm and cultural offerings. Laugh along as he extols the virtues of this hidden gem of a city. 🗽 NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ Missteps: Dive into the comedic commentary as Patrick and Gastor dissect the missteps of NYC Mayor Eric Adams. From policy blunders to public gaffes, the hosts offer their unfiltered take on the latest political drama. 🎤 Upcoming Gig in Hyde Park NY: Get ready for laughs as Patrick and Gastor gear up for their upcoming gig in Hyde Park, NY. From pre-show jitters to anticipation for the crowd’s reaction, join them on the comedic journey leading up to the big night. 📚 Homework Horrors: Explore the hosts’ respective approaches to homework growing up, from procrastination woes to last-minute scrambles. Laugh along as they reminisce about their school days and share hilarious tales of academic misadventures. 💼 Work Ethic Wonders: Delve into Gastor’s work ethic and its potential influence on his children. From leading by example to instilling values of hard work and determination, join the hosts in a candid discussion about parenting and work ethic. ⚽ Vasectomies and Circumcisions: Brace yourself for laughs as Patrick and Gastor tackle the taboo topics of vasectomies and circumcisions. From humorous anecdotes to awkward encounters, the hosts offer their unique perspectives on these sensitive subjects. Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte

Wed, February 14, 2024

Dad Bod Dynasty

🎙️ Show Summary written by a robot: We Hired a Sitter For This – Episode 123: “Dad Bod Dynasty” Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another uproarious episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This.” Tune in as they navigate the comedic landscape of fatherhood, sports, and the trials of parenting. Main Topics: 🏈 Super Bowl Shenanigans: Join Patrick and Gastor as they dissect the highs and lows of the Super Bowl, from the thrilling game action to the unforgettable halftime show. Get ready for laughs as they share their unique perspectives on football’s biggest event. (Note from a human- we did not get into the game details at all LOL) 🤰 Patrick Mahomes’ “Dad Bod”: Dive into the hilarious commentary as the hosts discuss Patrick Mahomes’ iconic “dad bod” and its implications in the world of sports and fatherhood. Prepare for laughs as they weigh in on the pressures of maintaining physique amidst fatherly duties. 💰 Gastor’s Sports Betting Saga: Explore Gastor’s comedic relationship with sports betting as he shares anecdotes and insights from his adventures in gambling. From thrilling victories to unexpected losses, Gastor’s journey through the world of sports betting is a rollercoaster of laughs. 🛣️ Life on the Road: Laugh along as Gastor recounts his six-day stint working on the road in Texas and Idaho. From quirky encounters to unexpected adventures, Gastor’s tales from the road promise an entertaining glimpse into life as a traveling comedian. 🍽️ Kitchen Gate Debates: Join the hosts in a comedic exploration of the aftermath of Patrick and Ross taking down the child safety gate in their kitchen. From newfound freedoms to potential kitchen chaos, Patrick and Gastor tackle the age-old question of parenting: What are the rules for a small child with access to the kitchen? 🥗 Teen Nutrition Troubles: Delve into the comedic dynamics of teen nutrition routines as Gastor shares insights into his family’s evolving dietary habits. From navigating newfound autonomy to balancing healthy choices, Patrick and Gastor provide a humorous take on the challenges of teen nutrition. 🎉 Birthday Party Blues: Laugh and learn as the hosts discuss how parents should handle the delicate situation of a poorly attended child’s birthday party. From navigating disappointment to finding silver linings, Patrick and Gastor offer comedic insights into handling parenting mishaps. Tune in for a hilarious and heartwarming episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor navigate the wild ride of fatherhood, sports, and parenting with their signature blend of humor and insight. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmont

Wed, February 07, 2024

Psychotic Levels of Romance

🎙️ Podcast Summary (Written by a Robot): “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 122: “Psychotic Levels of Romance” Join comedians and parents Patrick and Gastor in Episode 122 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they delve into a whirlwind of comedic discussions, ranging from childcare dilemmas to the complexities of romance and parenting. Main Topics: 👩‍👧‍👦 Trusting Childcare: Patrick and Gastor share their humorous insights into the age-old question of who they can truly trust with childcare. Get ready for laughs as they navigate the delicate balance of finding reliable caregivers for their little ones. 💸 Regrets and Babysitter Blues: Explore the comedic pitfalls of hiring a babysitter, only to regret it when the date doesn’t live up to expectations. Patrick and Gastor dish out hilarious anecdotes and reflections on the trials and tribulations of investing in a night out. 🎁 Gastor’s Gift-Giving Antics: Dive into the comedic world of Gastor’s gift-giving practices in his marriage. From thoughtful gestures to outrageous surprises, Gastor’s approach to romance is guaranteed to leave you in stitches. 💘 Dating Wisdom: Gastor shares his unique brand of dating advice, offering up pearls of wisdom with a comedic twist. Prepare for laughs as Gastor serves up his take on the dos and don’ts of modern romance. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Roles in Parenthood: Join the hosts in a candid exploration of the evolving roles husbands and wives play in each other’s lives, particularly after welcoming children into the mix. Discover the comedic dynamics of partnership and parenthood as Patrick and Gastor share their perspectives. 🎮 Parent-Child Bonding: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor discuss various bonding methods between parents and children, from playful games to memorable trips. Explore the heartwarming and hilarious moments that strengthen the parent-child bond. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter and relatable insights in “We Hired a Sitter For This” Episode 122: “Psychotic Levels of Romance.” Whether you’re a parent, a romantic at heart, or just in need of a good laugh, this episode promises an entertaining blend of humor and heart.

Wed, January 31, 2024

The Kia Compromise

🎙️ Podcast Summary (written by a Robot): “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 121 Patrick and Gastor are at it again in Episode 121 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” delivering a hearty dose of humor and insightful banter. Join the comedic duo as they explore everything from the quirks of life on the road to the unique roles sports and minimalism play in their households. Main Topics: 🚗 The Saga of Patrick’s 2010 Kia Sorento: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick unravels the hilarious tales of his enduring 2010 Kia Sorento, and the comedic challenges it poses when used for road work as a comedian. 🪑 Gastor’s Throne: Discover the world of Gastor’s cherished “chair,” the epicenter of his football-watching experience. From the importance of this piece of furniture to the comedic tales it holds, the hosts take you on a journey into the heart of Gastor’s game-day rituals. 🏈 Sports and Gambling: Dive into a candid discussion about the roles sports play in Patrick and Gastor’s lives. While football and gambling bring joy and excitement for Gastor, Patrick shares how his relationship with sports has evolved over time. 🏡 Minimalism at Home: Explore the comedic dynamics of household minimalism as the hosts reflect on their wives’ impressive abilities to declutter and minimize belongings. Laugh along as they navigate the subtle art of domestic simplicity. Whether you’re a comedy enthusiast, a sports fan, or simply someone looking for a good laugh, “We Hired a Sitter For This” Episode 121 promises an entertaining blend of humor, relatability, and unique perspectives. Give us a follow! Patrick: @theholbertreport Gastor: @GastorAlmonte

Tue, January 30, 2024

120 Ross is back and sick of it!

Podcast Summary (Written by a Robot): 🎙️ Title: “We Hired a Sitter For This” 🔥 Episode Title: “Ross is back and sick of it!” Hold onto your hats, folks! 🎩 The uproarious “We Hired a Sitter For This” is back, and this time, Patrick and Ross have wrestled the mics back from the clutches of Gastor. Ross, the OG co-host, is back, and she’s not holding back—she’s had it up to here! 🤯 The laughter kicks off as Ross spills the juicy details of her latest adventure – a pinkeye saga courtesy of the adorable troublemaker, Franny, their daughter. Who knew parenting could be this glamorous? 🤣 But that’s not all! Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of hilarity as the dynamic duo dives into the chaos of parenting stress, spills the beans on the importance of date nights (amidst the madness), and shares side-splitting anecdotes of their family escapades. 🚀 As if that weren’t enough, they drop a bombshell! 🌪️ Teasing the future of their polyamorous marriage, Ross and Patrick keep the excitement coming. Get ready for a wild ride of humor, relatability, and a sneak peek into the unconventional twists of their love story. 🎢 Buckle up, listeners, because “We Hired a Sitter For This” is serving up laughs, love, and a whole lot of craziness! 🤪

Wed, January 24, 2024

Emergency Contact Dog Psychic

🎙️ Podcast Summary Written By a Robot: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 119: “Emergency Contact Dog Psychic” Join Patrick and Gastor, the witty minds behind “We Hired a Sitter For This,” as they unravel the quirks of parenthood with candid humor. Parental Chronicles: 😴 Sleeping Saga: Patrick vents his comedic frustration about unexpected challenges arising from co-sleeping with his daughter and Ross. Bedtime routines take an unexpected, laugh-inducing turn! 🤰 Support Squad: Explore the journey of Patrick and Ross through parenthood as they hilariously recount hiring a sleep coach, a lactation consultant, attending a birth class over Zoom, and even consulting with a dog psychic! Gastor, in his classic style, skewers these “invented jobs” with humor and wit. 🤔 Sensitive Dad in a “Boy’s Club”: Patrick reflects on the nuances of being a sensitive father to a daughter in the male-dominated world of comedy green rooms. It’s a candid exploration of navigating a space that sometimes feels like a locker room. Gastor’s Wisdom: 🚀 Navigating Tricky Situations: Gastor provides valuable advice as Patrick shares a tricky encounter involving toxic masculinity in comedy green rooms. Laugh and learn as Gastor offers insights into handling awkward situations with finesse. Explore the lighter side of parenting with Patrick and Gastor on “We Hired a Sitter For This” Episode 119: “Emergency Contact Dog Psychic.” This isn’t your typical parenting podcast; it’s a genuine exploration of the funny side of fatherhood. Tune in for a dose of laughter and real-talk.

Wed, January 17, 2024

Who is The Wknd?? WHASFT

🎙️ Podcast Summary Written by a Robot: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 118: “Who is The Wknd? Join Patrick and Gastor in the latest episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” marked as their third hosting collaboration. The duo brings a fresh perspective and their signature humor to a range of intriguing topics. Main Topics: 🤔 The Pledge of Allegiance Debate: Patrick sparks a thought-provoking discussion as he delves into why he finds the Pledge of Allegiance creepy and potentially fascist. Brace yourself for a humorous exploration of national allegiance and the nuances involved. 🎤 “Who is The Wknd?”: Gastor playfully pokes fun at Patrick’s uncertainty about whether he’s in the know about the pop star, The Weeknd. The banter unfolds as Gastor teases Patrick about his pop culture awareness. Parental Chronicles: 😷 Franny’s Illness Stress: Patrick opens up about the ongoing sickness of his child, Franny, and the added stress it brings to his household. Join in for a candid discussion about the challenges of parenting and navigating through family health issues. 🎭 Comedy and Survivor’s Guilt: Patrick reflects on the unique challenges of being a comedian with the ability to leave the house for performances while leaving Ross with the responsibilities of caring for their baby. Dive into the complexities of comedy life and the associated feelings of survivor’s guilt. 🎙️ Gig Adventures: Patrick shares a humorous anecdote about contemplating stealing sound equipment at a gig. Get ready for laughs as he recounts the mischievous thoughts that crossed his mind in the world of live performances. Explore the dynamic and entertaining conversations in “We Hired a Sitter For This” Episode 118: “Who is The Wknd?” Laugh along with Patrick and Gastor as they navigate everything from national allegiance to pop star awareness and the ups and downs of parenting.

Wed, January 10, 2024

What's Dad Mad About???

Just two dads openly about what we’re stewing about this week. But also having fun and laughs! check it out Patrick Holbert @TheHolbertReport Gastor Almonte @GastorAlmonte

Wed, January 03, 2024

New Co Host!!! Gastor Almonte

Heyyyy we’re back with a new episode. Well, not the “We” you may be used to. This week we’ve got a new co host going through the onboarding process. He’s seen HR, he’s got his direct deposit info submitted to the finance department, and he’s ready to rock. Gastor Almonte is one of my oldest friends in comedy and I admire him very much. He’s a father of two older children and he’s a wise man. Take a listen to this fun convo about child-rearing in NYC in 2024!!! Also, follow Gastor on all the stuff—- @GastorAlmonte And me too! @TheHolbertReport

Tue, September 19, 2023

Ep. 115 - We Hired a Sitter #3

This is my second time posting this episode. I made a mistake on the first upload. Apologies to our loyal listeners who eagerly await each episode drop like it’s the McRib at McDonald’s or Pumpkin Spice Latte back in stock at Starbucks. Basically, this episode is a wild ride in podcast experimentation. It’s Guerrilla Podcasting, folks! Anything can happen. Mistakes get made. Chronology be damned! The last segment in this episode was recorded first! Or was it? I don’t know anymore. But the point is, I messed up editing so this one is correct. I hope you enjoy!!!! please follow us @theholbertreport and @rosserinmartineau on instagram  

Tue, September 19, 2023

Ep. 115 - We Hired a Sitter #3

This one’s a little all over the place folks! Strap in for the ride and enjoy. THIS IS GUERILLA PODCASTING FOLKS! Follow @theholbertreport on instagram for Patrick Follow @rosserinmartineau for Ross – check out her yoga classes at Everyone Yoga in Ridgewood, Queens!

Fri, August 25, 2023

We Hired a Sitter For This Number Two

Hi it’s our second episode of the podcast formerly known as Who Cares About Ross and Patrick. This is WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS. Thanks for tuning in. We talk very very openly about money. How we make it, how we spend it, how much we are debting, etc. You’re welcome! Let our stress be your comfort. Patrick talks about the kind of money he makes (or doesn’t make) as a comic and Ross talks about how changing careers is sending their family onto the precipice of financial ruin. Also, I celebrated 15 years sober this week (this is Patrick writing by the way). So I recorded a very odd solo segment about feeling grateful about my sobriety. So take a listen if interested. There are rats involved. Feel free to give us both a follow on IG, we communicate a lot with listeners and producers there. @rosserinstyles and @theholbertreport and @who.cares.podcast We are thinking of putting together a yoga / creativity retreat in Fall 2024. Would you come? Also, we are thinking of starting a Patreon to try to proceed with this podcast solvently. We would offer bonus episodes, behind the scenes footage, audience questions, etc etc who knows maybe even tasteful nudes. Would you join a patreon if we started one??

Sat, August 19, 2023

113 We Hired a Sitter For This First Episode

This is our first episode back in quite a long time! Our podcast is called “We Hired a Sitter For This” now. One day I will figure out how to change the name of the show and the art, etc, but for now, enjoy our first episode back.

Thu, April 28, 2022

Who cares about losing virginity??

Hello and welcome to Topic Town, population two!! On this, our one hundred and twelfth episode- we decide to discuss a specific topic and this first one is spicy. We both tell the stories of how we lost our virginity. So saddle up and get on the T train, you’re headed to pound town! Enjoy this mushroom trip about mushroom tips. Eww this description is gross.

Tue, April 05, 2022

Who cares about emergency room nightmares??

When your kid gets a gnarly case of Hand, Foot, and Mouth disease, there’s only one way to get a little comfort: Pretend like it was more painful for you- The Parent. Listen in as we recap what it was like to go to a real life medieval emergency room right here in Brooklyn. We also chat about an even worse trauma: Patrick bombing in grand fashion on the internet. Are you following us on the socials? Please do! Here’s our IG info: Podcast: @who.cares.podcast Ross: @rosserinstyles Patrick: @theholbertreport Visit www.patrickholbert.com for upcoming standup shows!

Wed, March 16, 2022

Who cares about anything??

Who cares about anything when world war three is on and poppin?? Who cares about anything when you just had an afternoon romp? Who cares about anything when your toddler is a terrrorist?? Who cares about anything when this could be THE LAST EPISODE OF WHO CARES EVER?? We’re saying “could be” because even if it is, that’s only because we are probably going to change the name of the podcast. Take a listen to find out what we might change it to! And let us know if it’s the best idea you’ve ever heard in your life. If you think it’s a bad idea, piss off. This episode sponsored by iodine anti radiation pills

Fri, October 29, 2021

Who cares about bumping uglies??

In a very spooky episode of who cares, Ross and Patrick over share about their own bodies, smooshing their bodies together (very sexy), trying to clean Fran’s undercarriage after epic dumps, and so much more! Ross is high on Benadryl after a cortisone shot so who the fuck knows what is going on. Join them on another rocky road filled episode of who cares. Seriously, what the hell are they even talking about?!

Thu, September 23, 2021

Ep. 108 – Who cares about literal or figurative trash??

This week Ross and Patrick take you on a tour of their current state which is chaotic, sleep deprived, and impassioned. They’re all over the the place- from Bachelor in Paradise to calling a local city council member about the trash crisis in Bushwick. Can you keep up with their scatter brained diatribes?? More importantly, all Ross wants to know is, have you watched Succession and do you love Kendall as much as she does? Trust me, you don’t. Enjoy!

Thu, September 16, 2021

Ep. 107 – Who cares about capitalism??

Hello viewers! Have you missed Ross and Patrick? Well they’ve missed you. In this episode, they discuss the albatross around all of our necks, CAPITALISM. Hooray! Did you know we’ve all been brainwashed since childhood to think that we need to be producing at all times and that said production equates to our personal self worth? Don’t worry, Ross and Patrick also take you on a gorgeous journey of their long term stay at a hotel in a city that shall remain nameless and the cast of characters who work there. A place where up is down, down is up, pools are hot, and hot tubs are cold. Join them, won’t you?

Mon, July 19, 2021

Who cares about Patrick's nitz??

We recorded another hot one in the office space. We went as long as we could before our tits melted off. Listen in as we kvetch about traveling with the child, Patrick’s upcoming vasectomy, and “Aunt Book.” Send along any terrible memes you want us to tear apart next week. Love u!!

Tue, June 22, 2021

Who cares about vaccine entrepreneurship??

Ross and Patrick care about the well being of the neighborhood and the world so please listen to this important episode as they embark on a new entrepreneurial endeavor that will create global healing

Tue, June 08, 2021

Who cares about vasectomies??

On today’s episode, Ross and Patrick discuss vasectomies, doctors who reinforce traumatic patriarchal values, and then seamlessly segue into life’s minutia. Serving you classic Who Cares nonsense. Did I mention they’re tired all the time? Rate, review, and subscribe if you haven’t already. Ross and Patrick need sleep and reviews.

Tue, June 01, 2021

Who cares about bodies, embodiment, and sex?

On today’s show, Ross and Patrick delve into life as parents and how different they feel about their own individual bodies- You know… Sexually . Pretty cool, right? Their lives have significantly changed and so have their libidos. Is it going to be a slutty summer for the new Mom and Dad? Tune in to find out how they’re handling it all on this new episode of Who Cares!

Wed, April 14, 2021

Who cares about babysitting??

We hired a sitter to get this one done so dear god please listen. Thanks for keeping us in your subscription queue!! We plan to be back weekly from now on. But we’ll let you know next week.

Mon, February 08, 2021

Who cares about parenting bullcrap??

Our 101st episode!! We talk all about the junk we’ve geared up with to keep a baby alive for nearly 8 months. We complain about internet marketing and the parental industrial complex but we also come through with a big recommendation: If you have a new child who won’t sleep, you need to get a mechanical bull.

Fri, January 29, 2021

Who cares about episode 100??

Can you believe it?!?! They made it to episode 100! It only took 3 years, recording inconsistently, and some major life upheavals but they did it. Ross and Patrick take a walk down memory lane but not without discussing politics and The Bachelor. It wouldn’t be 100 episodes of Who Cares if they didn’t bounce around from topic to topic like they forgot to take their adderall. Viewer, thank you for coming on this journey with Ross and Patrick and here’s to a 100 more! Love you!

Wed, January 20, 2021

Who cares about Far Right Clubs??

We recorded this episode on the morning of January 20, 2021 in the hours before Joe Biden was inaugurated. Patrick is thinking about joining a far right extremist group and he tells Ross all about the cool options out there

Sat, December 26, 2020

Who cares about what we watch??

Content content content!!! The Bachelorette, Dolly Parton, and MURDER. Here’s what we’re watching this holiday season. Well, throughout 2020 I guess.

Thu, December 03, 2020

Who cares about sleep training??

Ross and Patrick have been completely preoccupied by new parenthood and haven’t found a moment to record… until now! They missed you so. Hopefully you don’t mind that “who cares” has become less sexy, and more sleep deprived and child obsessed. They warned you when Ross got pregnant, all bets are off and so are the sex parties, at least for a little while. Join Ross and Patrick on their tour of sleep training a 5 month old baby and what it does to the adult brain. Enjoy!

Wed, October 21, 2020

Who cares about Uncle Dave??

Uncle Dave AKA Uncle Bubz is back and is here to charm your baby. What is not to love about this man??

Wed, October 07, 2020

Who cares about Joe O'Biden??

Thu, September 17, 2020

Who cares about solo parenting??

The Holbertineaus check in about Patrick’s adventures in child rearing by himself

Tue, September 08, 2020

Who cares about Taint Tuesday??

Patrick and Ross get together to talk through childhood anxieties and the current cricks in their necks

Fri, August 28, 2020

Who cares about being new parents??

They’re at it again! Talking babies, family gatherings in the time of covid, and anniversaries. What kind of anniversaries? You’ll have to listen to find out. They unpack the minutia of daily life with a baby and a dog, while wondering will they be sluts again? They reminisce about past dalliances all the while wondering, “Is Frances hearing this?” Tune in to hear your favorite new parents continue on their journey of oversharing.

Mon, August 17, 2020

Who cares about sleep deprivation??

Just a couple of new parents trying to think and speak clearly through the fog of sleep deprivation! Come along for a catch up episode as we discuss what it’s like being back on our own in Brooklyn. No shade, but if you got to raise your kid in a non-pandemic situation with help from multiple friends and family members…. Good for you!! Wow that must be amazing. Ok never mind, we love u all

Sat, August 01, 2020

Ep. 090 – Who cares about Franny Sue??

Hello Everyone! Sorry for the delay. But we’re back with an audio odyssey catching up on where we’ve been and what’s going on. Our daughter was born on June 15th! Pretty crazy to be bringing a life into this world at this particular moment. We are doing the best we can and enjoying it overall. We hope you are all safe and sound and able to find peace and justice in your own life and in your communities. We will do our best to post episodes regularly, but it’s proving challenging to multi task with a 6 week old!

Mon, June 01, 2020

Ep. 089 – Who cares about race??

Mon, May 25, 2020

Ep. 088 – Who cares about En Vogue??

Thanks for listening!! We hope you’re all doing well during these nutty times. We’re hanging in there by listening to En Vogue and Janet Jackson.

Mon, May 18, 2020

Ep. 087 – Who cares about a Covid??

Hello gang, we missed you! But we are back to check in. Ross is very pregnant. On this episode, for the entire 54 minutes, we discuss various perineal massage techniques that Patrick is reading about in the Penny Simkin classic, The Birth Partner. Follow us on instagram for video demonstrations!! @who.cares.podcast

S1 E86 · Mon, April 13, 2020

Who Cares About Ross & Patrick??

We finally jump on the mics to check in with ya’ll!! So sorry for the delay but the world has been postponed and also Ross was busy keeping this family afloat while Patrick wasn’t feeling well. On this episode we talk about all the trash content we’ve been consuming to pass the time without going insane and we also discuss the future of our extracurricular relationships. Oh and there are crystals involved. Instagram: @who.cares.podcast  

S1 Enull · Fri, March 27, 2020

Ep. 085 – Who cares about IG Live??

If you missed our instagram Live episode from Thursday, March 26th, here’s the audio from it! We hope you’re all doing great. Enjoy!

S1 Enull · Mon, March 16, 2020

Ep. 084 – Who cares about Advice In The Time of Corona??

Well shit is really really fucking weird right now, huh? No one knows anything about what the next several months will be like, but that doesn’t mean Ross and Patrick can’t answer some questions for you. They’ve got solicited advice for the folks who wrote in. They hope this episode will keep you entertained and maybe even a little informed while you pull yourself away from the news long enough to cry on the toilet.

S1 Enull · Mon, March 09, 2020

Ep. 083 – Who cares about Glen Tickle??

This is a very special episode! Ross and Patrick check in for a few minutes to start the show and then we go to a hotel in the middle of Pennsylvania to listen in as Patrick tries to learn how to be a dad from his comedy pal Glen Tickle. Glen has two daughters, a wife, a comedy album called “(Yes, Really),” and a brand new special called “Good Grief: A Comedy About Loss and Being Bad At It.” He’s an all around great guy and a hilarious comic. Check him out at www.glentickle.com. Buy his new special there for download!!

S1 Enull · Mon, March 02, 2020

Ep. 082 – Who cares about Tax Tuesday??

Money, money, money, mooonnneeeyyy. Moooonnneeeyyy! Ya know, like the song. Ross and Patrick coming to you post couple’s business meeting so they needed to unpack said business immediately. Not as fun as sex but equally as uncomfortable to talk about. Sounds fun, right?

S1 Enull · Mon, February 24, 2020

Ep. 081 – Who cares about dating in “reality”??

Have you heard the news? Pod people are getting engaged without actually meeting face to face! They are potentially mating and procreating while in the pods with the assistance of new technology that involves a blue tooth speaker, a ukulele, and goblets of wine. The apocalypse is a upon us and we must act fast. Just kidding! Love Is Blind is a new dating show on Netflix and Ross and Patrick are obsessed. The show is probably contributing to the downfall of society but who cares?! Listen to Ross and Patrick spoil the entire show by unpacking and ridiculing everything about it.

Mon, February 17, 2020

Ep. 080 – Who cares about mutual masturbation??

Ross & Patrick had exactly an hour to hang out together this weekend so they recorded this podcast to tell you all about wackin’ off together in Puerto Rico. Happy President’s Day!

Mon, February 10, 2020

Ep. 079 – Who cares about a “Babymoon”??

Well they’re back from the tropics and they’re depressed. However, it felt like Christmas morning on Sunday in Brooklyn because after a week apart, they finally reunited with PEGGY! So all is not lost – least not in the Holbertineau house – but the nation is a full blown nightmare. While on their magical vacation in Puerto Rico, Ross and Patrick still kept tabs on the White House of Horrors and the democratic shim sham, and most importantly The Bachelor. Tune in to hear all about the food, the beach, the relaxation, and the tv watching. They missed you!

Mon, February 03, 2020

Ep. 078 – Who cares about Fart City??

This episode is all about the Super Bowl and sports! JK, only a little bit. We love you, thanks for listening, we’ll be back next week after vacation!!

Mon, January 27, 2020

Ep. 077 – Who cares about money??

Perhaps our most taboo topic yet!

Mon, January 13, 2020

Ep. 076 – Who cares about The Bachelor Bébés??

This week Ross and Patrick are back to bouncing around from topic to topic. They know you missed that. While they prepare to be parents, they’re willing to dish out all the unsolicited relationship advice you didn’t ask for. Ross is reading about how to be a French parent, while Patrick wants to be the next bachelor. Come along for the bumpy ride all to the tune of the Backstreet Boys. It makes sense if you listen so just do it. For Patrick’s comedy dates, go to https://www.patrickholbert.com/#shows-section Follow us on Instagram @who.cares.podcast, @rosserinstyles, @theholbertreport

Tue, January 07, 2020

Ep. 075 – Who cares about Maine??

A day late and several dollars short, happy 2020 everybody! We hope all your New Year dreams come true. On this episode we recap a week of revelry in the great state of Maine. It’s a silly one- Patrick now does manual labor for work and Ross was kind enough to listen to his self pity for an hour. Enjoy!!

Mon, December 30, 2019

Ep. 074 – Who cares about the end of 2019??

Here’s a little short and sweet episode for you guys! Patrick and Ross just got home from P’s big show and wanted to do some processing. So much gratitude and appreciation and thankfully not as much second guessing as usual. The pair also chat about the incoming New Year and the outgoing 2019 through the eyes of Barack Obama. Enjoy and thanks for all the listens over the past year!!

Mon, December 23, 2019

Ep. 073 – Who cares about the holidays??

Hey y’all! Happy holidays! Ross and Patrick check in and tell you their travel plans for Christmas week even though you didn’t ask. Don’t forget they’re so grateful for you.

Mon, December 16, 2019

Ep. 072 – Who cares about genital reveal parties??

This week Ross and Patrick talk about sex, love, parenthood, and of course, Peggy. They’ve got some news and they’re ready to over share. Get into it!

Mon, December 09, 2019

Ep. 071 – Who cares about weekend getaways??

Ross, Patrick, and Peggy joined chosen family Eddie and Gregory in Boiceville, NY for the weekend. With a stocked fridge, they tucked themselves away in a cabin surrounded by snow. Patrick and Gregory puzzled while Ross and Eddie definitely did not puzzle. Be teleported away while Ross and Patrick recount their weekend of rest, relaxation, overeating, and Peggy pissing everywhere.

Mon, December 02, 2019

Ep. 070 – Who cares about Thanksgiving??

This week is a short one. We’re stuffed full of turkey but wanted to drop a quick little episode to express our gratitude for all our listeners! Ya’ll are the best and we will be back next week with a proper show. Have a great week and enjoy those leftovers!!

Mon, November 25, 2019

Ep. 069 – Who cares about impeachment??

Episode 69, ya pervs!! Coming to you from the comforts of their couch again, Ross and Patrick discuss politics and how every republican supporter of Trump really wants to be Scrooge McDuck. Peggy canoodles them through their attempt at political discourse while working on her own tv show, “Everything is Food!” What a dynamic family!

Mon, November 18, 2019

Ep. 068 – Who cares??

Just a fun catch-up ramble sesh!! Enjoy xoxoxo

Mon, November 11, 2019

Ep. 067 – Who cares about sonograms??

Pregnancy, sonograms, Whitesnake, oh my! What do these things have in common? Absolutely nothing of course. Somehow Patrick and Ross end up talking about 80’s hair metal after they’ve subjected you to the literal ins and outs of their first OBGYN appointment. Friends, the fever dream continues. Don’t you want to see how it all plays out?

Mon, November 04, 2019

Ep. 066 – Who cares about Luxe Fatale??

Luxe is a sex positive, body positive, burlesque performing witch who also happens to run a creative arts program for children. She is a radical lady who’s ready to dish all things taboo. This self-described heathen also happens to be Ross and Patrick’s friend, neighbor, and dear aunt to Peggy. She does it all! Let the sex magic commence!

Mon, October 28, 2019

Ep. 065 – Who cares about a sack of cells??

It’s been two weeks since you’ve heard from Ross and Patrick and they’ve missed you terribly. Don’t worry- everything is ok. They just went on vacation aaaaaannnnndddd got some major life news. So they put a pin in it and now they’re back to overshare and answer all the questions you never asked.

Mon, October 14, 2019

Ep. 064 – Who cares about Kelly Irene Corson??

Even though Kelly, Ross, and Patrick have known each other for over a decade, this was definitely the most time they’ve ever spent together. Prior to recording this episode, Kelly put Peggy through two hours of her dog training paces. She’s the dog whisperer of Ross and Patrick’s dreams and is helping them turn their little Peggy right around. Goddess bless this woman. We swear she was not held hostage. Join us while she shares about career changes, trusting your gut, taking risks, and being a big ol’ dog nerd. They couldn’t have been happier to talk to this epic canine empath. Check out her incredible dog walking, training, and boarding business Hustle Pups NYC at www.hustlepupsnyc.com.

Mon, October 07, 2019

Ep. 063 – Who cares??

Enjoy this week’s episode!

Mon, September 30, 2019

Ep. 062 – Who cares about Cassandra Cushman??

Cassandra Cushman is an actor. She’s a writer. A psychic, a witch, a healer. She’s so many things beyond this realm we can’t fit it all in this little paragraph. Take a listen as these three spirits connect on a multitude of levels and maybe life times! Whoa, man… One thing is for sure, Cassandra speaks Ross and Patrick’s language (and Peggy’s language too for that matter). She’s a highly attuned witch who is incredibly well versed in astrology with an MFA in acting. The Who Cares pod loves this lady so much that Ross and Patrick invited her to be a recurring part of the program. Don’t you want some astrological check-ins from the freaky witch herself? We knew it! (We read minds now.)

Mon, September 23, 2019

Ep. 061 – Who cares about weddings, reunions, and feelings??

Ross, Patrick, and Peggy went upstate for a family wedding and Patrick’s 20 year high school reunion. Everyone came away from the weekend feeling emotionally hungover from the bittersweet highs and the stress-induced lows. Ross and Patrick balanced having a good time with their respective brands of generalized anxiety while Peggy exhausted herself from love, attention, and gnawing through her crate cover. What they thought would be a fun recap of the weekend turned into a much deeper conversation about love, partnership, and showing up for each other. Don’t you want to hear Ross and Patrick process their feelings more? We knew it!

Mon, September 16, 2019

Ep. 060 – Who cares about Juno Tempest??

This week we care about Juno Tempest, a comedian and writer in Brooklyn. Join us for a titillating convo about astrology, sex work, trans issues, and young love in NYC. You can hear more from Juno on her weekly show “Sad Trainee Poetry Hour” on Radio Free Brooklyn every Sunday at 4pm. She’s also the host of the Genre Reassignment comedy show at Branded Saloon in Prospect Heights.  

Mon, September 09, 2019

Ep. 059 – Who cares about The Great Outdoors??

Did you miss Ross and Patrick last week? They felt terrible that they didn’t record an episode for you. (Just tell them you missed them. They’re very sensitive and crave validation). Have no fear, they’re back and they recorded while driving upstate because vehicular multitasking is worth it for their fans. It’s you all who keep this empire running. The fans and Jesus. Mostly Jesus actually (Is anyone else watching ‘The Family’ on Netflix??). Anyway on this episode, R and P talk camping, 12 step programs, cults, and up tight neighbors. Cool, right?

Mon, August 26, 2019

Ep. 058 – Who cares about Billy Procida??

Billy Procida, the “Manwhore” himself, is in the Who Cares podcast studio! He talks to Ross and Patrick about standup, podcasting, sex work, and turning his sex positive slut lifestyle into a career. Billy claims to be extremely problematic but Ross only found minor problems here and there. Overall, this threesome had a lovely in depth conversation about relationships, sex, and societal closed mindedness. The trio also decided they’re doing the lord’s work and that the world needs more whores out in the open, especially in this political climate. So tie yourself up, grab your vibrator and have a listen to Billy Procida! Check out Billy’s show, “The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest” here !

Mon, August 19, 2019

Ep. 057 – Who cares about Chuck Thornton??

When Ross first met Patrick, he was a reality TV producer who used a blackberry constantly and hair product never. (Ross’ subsequent fashion and cultural influence on him cannot be understated.) He also had a long term “work husband” by the name of Chuck Thornton with whom Patrick road-dogged across the country to tell the stories of many while eating the garbage of few (when it comes to food, they’re kind of alley cats). Join in as Patrick and Chuck reminisce about their days as collaborators while Ross asks some hard hitting questions and calls them nerds.

Mon, August 12, 2019

Ep. 056 – Who cares about sluts in paradise??

Ross and Patrick’s main junk food TV show obsession is The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise and its trash spawn, Bachelor in Paradise. The entire Bachelor brand is based on the myths we were all sold about love and relationships during our Disney-enhanced childhoods. On this episode, the Who Cares hosts discuss the first episode of Bachelor In Paradise, the drama that ensued, and how little do all these hormone-hyped contestants know, they’re all in open relationships and navigating them terribly. With a dog-eared copy of The Ethical Slut in hand, Ross and Patrick read some wise words from this revolutionary polyamory bible to discuss all the mistakes and missteps happening in Paradise.

Mon, August 05, 2019

Ep. 055 – Who cares about Lindsay Goldwert??

Lindsay Goldwert is a journalist, podcaster, comedian, author, and all around fascinating human. She joins Ross and Patrick to discuss the exciting release of her first book, Bow Down: Lessons From Dominatrixes on How to Get Everything You Want. Listen as they dive into the taboo territories of sex and money and how empathy and empowerment are not mutually exclusive. Lindsay shares about the alpha females featured in her book and the incredible power of example Dominatrixes can be to women in all walks of life, not just the bedroom. So strap in and strap on because BDSM is a contact sport where you can learn a lot about yourself. Just be open to it, ok?

Mon, July 29, 2019

Ep. 054 – Who cares about healing after breakups??

He’s our (self-proclaimed) #1 fan and newly appointed President of the Who Cares Fan Club. This week we welcome back Bro of the show Dave Martineau! He’s 31, he’s single, he’s in therapy, and he’s uncomfortable with his sister’s openness. Dave traveled to NYC for the weekend to bro down with his sis by going to karaoke, the beach, and watching a healthy dose of Xanax television (The Office). He regales Patrick and Ross with insane tales of online dating, and his plans to rescue dogs from negligent women via dating apps. Pop in your head phones, turn up the volume, and get your tinnitus pumping while your hosts give unsolicited advice to their numero uno.

Mon, July 22, 2019

Ep. 053 – Who cares about dating while married??

Did you know there’s a sex-positive dating app for singles and couples? Well there is and Ross and Patrick have done lots of swiping left and right. In this episode, they talk about digital dating while married and how doing so after 7 years of monogamy is fuckin’ scary! Couples therapy has saved R and P more than once and transparency and negotiation are the keys to their open relationship. This one is so fun they sing a song about a herpes infected eagle! You’re definitely gonna want to add it to your Spotify playlist.

Mon, July 15, 2019

Ep. 052 – Who cares about teamwork??

This week Patrick and Ross catch up after being separated by The Road for four days. Ross experiences shades of single motherhood while Patrick was out performing at various breweries around the northeast trying to make enough money to feed his dog-ter back home. Listen in as the two share their respective adventures and discuss life ahead.

Mon, July 08, 2019

Ep. 051 – Who cares about death, sex, and dishwasher repair??

Ross and Patrick summer in Connecticut now. And yes, they prefer their favorite season in verb form. On this episode join them and Peggy for a ride down I-95 as they chat about family dynamics, son-in-law responsibilities, and bangin’ in Ross’ childhood bedroom. If that still doesn’t sound like enough oversharing, don’t worry! They’ll also relive the details of last week’s challenging couples therapy session.

Mon, July 01, 2019

Ep. 050 – Who cares about open relationships??

It’s episode 50!! Can you believe it?? It only took this duo 50 episodes to decide what they  really  care about (or at least what they actually want to talk about): Sex, love, alternative relationships, and everything in between! This week Ross and Patrick reveal more about their foray into ethical non-monogamy and their plans for sexual world domination (Kidding! They only wanna start a sex cult. Or maybe a commune). Does all this sound scary and confusing and like too much information? Then maybe sit this one out. Or does it sound captivating and titillating and like you’ve always had questions about things like this? Then dive into the warm poly embrace of this week’s show. XOXO!

Mon, June 24, 2019

Ep. 049 – Who cares about episode 49??

Not these two!

Mon, June 17, 2019

Ep. 048 – Who cares about episode 48??

This week Patrick and Ross and their third co-host and dog, Peggy, drive southbound on I-95 and talk about all sorts of things. (Well truthfully, Patrick and Ross do most of the talking while Peggy naps in a donut formation in the back seat). Take a listen as The Family Holbertineau mourns the passing of their dear Aunt Sue, discuss father’s day, and share their gratitude for the kind feedback about last week’s bombshell episode from supportive listeners. Get Pegged ya’ll!

Mon, June 10, 2019

Ep. 047 – Who cares about STI’s??

On their most revealing episode yet, Ross & Patrick discuss STI’s, non-monogamy, and sex in general. If you thought it was impossible for them to be even more transparent, take a listen as Ross shouts her truth from the rooftop while Patrick skittishly divulges his. With this podcast, they hope that by opening up more, they can promote more positive conversation around sexual health and relationships. Open your mind (and maybe your legs) to this week’s show!

Mon, June 03, 2019

Ep. 046 – Who cares about Peggy??

Well last week they were being voyeurs at the dog park and now their sitting IN the dog park. Ross’ dreams finally came true… she wore Patrick down and got them a dog!!! Welcome Peggy, the adorable mutt to the Holbertineau family. Peggy came into their life as a foster from In Our Hands Rescue and she’s staying in their lives as their doghter. Ross and Patrick talk about how becoming dog owners has already begun to change their lives for the better and the unexpected. Peggy is a precious little girl who makes people smile wherever she goes. What were they supposed to do, not adopt a living breathing stuffed animal?! What are you, insane???

Mon, May 27, 2019

Ep. 045 – Who cares about walkabouts??

Join Patrick and Ross on a walkabout in their neighborhood of Bushwick, Brooklyn. They grab a coffee, visit the dog park (where they are creepy dog voyeurs), spy on one of their favorite listeners (Hi, Kiersten!), and process the departure of some of their best friends from New York (farewell, Jen & Bay). Oh and Patrick hops a fence to collect $20 he saw with his eagle eyes from across the park. We hope you enjoy this more experimental episode of Who Cares!

Mon, May 20, 2019

Ep. 044 – Who cares about abortions??

It’s time to talk about these god damn abortion bans. Predominantly conservative white male legislators across this country are making decisions about female bodies, and the hypocritical snow ball effect knows no bounds. Ross does some research on exactly what these laws mean and where they’re taking place, all while mocking these men and their terrible southern accents. The Who Cares duo hope that by using the small platform they have, they can at least spark conversation and let people know how they can take action. Ross is not interested in being “ofPatrick” and she hopes you feel the same. We’re in this together! Here are some links to a variety of articles and organizations that will keep you informed and tell you how you can make a difference. We love you, keep going! https://www.thecut.com/2019/05/how-to-help-alabama-6-week-abortion-ban-georgia.html https://www.vox.com/2019/5/16/18628002/abortion-ohio-alabama-georgia-law-bill-details https://abortionfunds.org/ http://www.stopabortionbans.org/ https://yellowhammerfund.org/ https://www.aclu.org/

Mon, May 13, 2019

Ep. 043 – Who cares about Mother’s Day??

Happy Mother’s Day, y’all! This week we take some time to thank all the mamas out there. Mothers can be biological, surrogate, adopted, chosen, or any other way you can think of someone becoming a MOTHER. Ross and Patrick start by celebrating the women who birthed them into existence, Betty Ann and Jane. Listen in as these two moms make guest appearances on this week’s episode as Ross and Patrick make their mother’s day phone calls. Come share in the love! Matriarchy Now!

Mon, May 06, 2019

Ep. 042 – Who cares about The Wig Lady??

Ladies and gentlemen put your hands up and your dollars down for Nefertiti!!! She is a fellow wardrobe stylist and a good “Judy” of Ross.’ Take a listen as she explains her love for beauty, makeup, and glamour. And boy bands. And Selena. And RuPaul’s Drag Race. And Motley Crue, and Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Tupac, and Murder She Wrote, and Columbo. She’s a complicated woman, ok? She’s got taste and opinions and she’s not afraid to tell you all about it. Nef has come to the Who Cares recording studio to spill the T, and throw the shade (when warranted). Enjoy!

Mon, April 29, 2019

Ep. 041 – Who cares about reconnection??

Ross and Patrick are recording in bisolation again! Do you wish they had a guest? Well they don’t, so get over it. Separated for a week, they’re using this episode to hear about each other’s respective adventures. Patrick was on the road in New England and Ross was hard at work in Bushwick. Join the gruesome twosome in the “studio” and find out how their doing post “Argument” Episode Heard ‘Round The World.

Mon, April 22, 2019

Ep. 040 – Who cares about conflict resolution??

This episode starts in the thick of an awkward relationship conversation. A bit of a tiff. Ross and Patrick are cranky and tired and on different emotional pages so they decided to bring the listener with them on this uncomfortable journey of challenging communication. It’s an inside peak into the highs and lows of marriage. Sometimes couples have to hash some shit out while they podcast because there’s no time like the present, right? RIGHT?! Also, they were too busy to record any other time, sooooooo… Wanna hear what 8 years of commitment and knowing everything about each other sounds like? Have a listen!

Mon, April 15, 2019

Ep. 039 – Who cares about Justin & Caitlin??

We totally and absolutely care about Justin and Caitlin. This hilarious couple met in the comedy rooms of NYC and fell for each other while doing karaoke. They’ve lived in Queens and Brooklyn and over the last couple years have dealt with some real “Life on Life’s Terms” shit, writing material about it and supporting each other all the while. They’re intelligent, incredibly funny, emotionally open, and they’re devoted fans of 90 Day Fiancé. What more could you want?! Follow Caitlin on Instagram – @caitlinmcares to enjoy the “Real Housewives of Bad Teeth” Justin’s Instagram is @justinangermeyer

Mon, April 08, 2019

Ep. 038 – Who cares about our bestie Danielle??

Finally! Danielle, a virgo, promptly arrives on the podcast and spills all the T. She is not only a teacher, wife, and mother, but she’s also a well read pop culture queen. Join Ross, Patrick, and Danielle as they take a walk down memory lane and discuss how this chosen family truly began and withstood early sobriety in the hipster capital of the world, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Despite Ross’ hatred for pop punk, love still thrived.

Mon, April 01, 2019

Ep. 037 – Who cares about Giorgia Lupi??

We met Giorgia Lupi at an upstate NY yoga retreat two summers ago and we’ve been fans ever since! She’s a talented artist, designer, dancer, and conversationalist. In this episode we hear all about how her mind for beautiful order took her from making sense of her grandmother’s cluttered tailor shop to having her work featured in the NY Times and the permanent collection at The Museum of Modern Art. Check out Giorgia’s amazing TED Talk here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFIDCtRX_-o

Mon, March 25, 2019

Ep. 036 – Who cares about Maryam Ajayi?

To say that this woman is inspiring is an understatement! Maryam Ajayi is a trailblazer in the wellness world. Specializing in reiki and breath work, she’s working hard to make healing and self care inclusionary and accessible. Never shying away from challenging conversation, she has written thought provoking pieces for medium.com and has begun holding monthly salons to discuss diversity in wellness. Maryam also spills the “T” on her former life as a republican and how she plans to bring about change in the business world through intuitive energy work. Ross and Patrick thought about asking Maryam to create a thrupple but instead just decided to have an incredibly interesting chat. Join them, won’t you?

Mon, March 18, 2019

Ep. 035 – Who cares about Ross Days?

Soul Cycle Instructor, Comedienne, Actress, International Icon. Ross Days is serving “Rihanna At The Airport” meets the Olsen twins and he’s here to talk about it. That’s right, TWO ROSSES!!! Can you believe it? How will Patrick fair? Have no idea what any of this means? Well tune in and unpack the mythical ADHD creature that is Ross….

Mon, March 11, 2019

Ep. 034 – Who cares about The Bachelor Finale??

Hi, can we steal you for a sec?? Ultimately, we knew from the moment we started watching the bachelor that it was going to be an experience that changed us for the rest of our lives. This journey has taught us so much about ourselves and that love isn’t something you can force, you know? We really hope you’re here for the right reasons because otherwise we’re going to throw you under the bus! This is quite possibly our most obnoxious episode yet. If you’re passionate about the American institution of BACHELOR NATION, then this episode is for you! If you think The Bachelor is a shameful trash fest and that it’d be enjoyable to watch Chris Harrison dragged across a field of thorned roses, then this convo is also for you. We love it, we hate it, it’s the glue that keeps our marriage together. So come huff on these fumes and enjoy the ride to where the mountains meet the ocean!

Mon, March 04, 2019

Ep. 033 – Who cares about Jason Rodgers??

Ross’ work husband Jason Rodgers swings by to discuss Reality TV, finding kindred spirits in the fashion industry, and a possible spin off podcast. No one knows more about pop culture and television than Jason. Come with us as we take a deep dive into RuPaul’s drag race, Lohan Beach Club, and any other random show that comes to mind. We’re living in a Reality TV Presidency, people. We have to do our research!

Mon, February 25, 2019

Ep. 032 – Who cares about keeping LTRs fresh AF??

Trying to keep your long term relaish fresh? Ross and Patrick have been married for two years and ran away to a farm to celebrate. It don’t get no fresher than that! Hear all about their weekend spent with a goat who don’t give a fuck, a trio of golden retrievers, and a couple animals banging in the barn. Maybe they’ll even give you some unsolicited sex tips. You’re welcome!

Mon, February 18, 2019

Ep. 031 – Who cares about Jen D again??

Jen D. President of our relationship, Wife to Bay, Mother to Niko, and the FIRST RETURNING GUEST OF WHO CARES!!! On this episode, we discuss the trials and tribulations of being postpartum, breastfeeding around your family, and what “playing house” meant for Jen and Ross as kids. Oh, and for the love of god- don’t say “uncomfortability” around Jen because you’ll immediately be dead to her. Ok bye!

Mon, February 11, 2019

Ep. 030 – Who cares about Rachel Green?

Rachel Green is a provocative jewess from Long Island who was called to the bright lights and big titties of New York City as a teen. An all around amazing performer and artist with stories to tell and tips to give, she’s currently touring her sex positive comedy show, “Venus Flytrap,” all over the country. A word of advice, do NOT come for her. You’ll be sorry or end up in a threesome.

Mon, February 04, 2019

Ep. 029 – Who cares about comedy couple Courtney & Casey??

It’s impossible not to care about hysterical comedy couple Courtney Maginnis and Casey James Salengo. He hails from the trailer parks of Vermont while she reps Virginia. At first these two were just comedy colleagues but then the gravitational pull of true love was too strong. Take a listen as they share about being sports fanatics, moving in together, and how couples therapy helps them argue better. Strap in and strap on, babies!

Mon, January 28, 2019

Ep. 028 – Who cares about Ross’ broken arm??

The music was loud and the bones were brittle. It was The Great Roller Disco Tragedy of 2019. On this episode, we tell the very sad tale of how Ross went from being a dancing queen to the old lady with thin bones who shouldn’t have been at the rink at all. Also– Have you heard the news? America’s healthcare is bullshit. PS- Follow our podcast on instagram! @who.cares.podcast

Mon, January 21, 2019

Ep. 027 – Who cares about Eddie & Gregory??

Our dear friends Eddie and Gregory are a hilariously dynamic couple who WE CARE about very much! On this ep, they tell us about moving in and movin’ on up from a tiny West Village one bedroom to their spacious Harlem brownstone where they are plant parents to dozens. Did someone say modern love and romance in 2019?

Mon, January 14, 2019

Ep. 026 – Who cares about Alexis Hope Krase??

This week we care about radical babe Alexis Hope Krase! A truly inspirational woman, she owns and operates New York City’s premiere plus size boutique, Plus BKLYN. Buckle up and absorb some wisdom from Alexis while Ross tries to get her to be her life coach.

Mon, January 07, 2019

Ep. 025 – Who cares about the new year??

This week we care about wrapping up 2018 and putting a fricken bow on it. We literally down dogged into 2019 (I know, vomit) and have some intentions for the new year to share. Don’t worry, we’re still bangin’!

Mon, December 31, 2018

Ep. 024 – Who cares about David “Bubz” Martineau??

This week we care about Ross’ lil’ bro Dave. He’s a talented musician, owner of Boston’s most impressive push broom mustache, and a loving dog father of one. Dave has proclaimed himself the number one fan of our podcast and we’re even bigger fans of his.

Mon, December 24, 2018

Ep. 023 – Who cares about 2018??

All the amazing high brow and low brow entertainment in 2018 melted our brains. We relive the past year in this stream-of-consciousness chat and attempt to remember all our favorite moments. Join us, won’t you?

Mon, December 17, 2018

Ep. 022 – Who cares about Jessica Valentine??

Our guest this week is Jessica Valentine– Tattoo artist extraordinaire and all around Bad Bitch. We talk about her sobriety and how her new podcast “Seltzer Squad” is creating community and helping her stay accountable. Oh there’s also some classic oversharing from Ross but what else is new??

Mon, December 10, 2018

Ep. 021 – Who cares about The Holidays??

Happy Holidays, everyone! And if they’re not happy… We have some ideas for ya.

Mon, December 03, 2018

Ep. 020 – Who cares about Caridel Cruz??

Business woman. Fashion producer. Actor. Designer. Style icon. INFLUENCER. On this episode we chat with the hilarious NYC native and super star, Caridel Cruz.

Mon, November 26, 2018

Ep. 019 – Who cares about bein’ a woman??

On this special episode we reunite after a long hiatus (sorry!) to talk about Shania Twain, ZZ Top, Thanksgiving, and our future plans for the podcast. Enjoy!

Wed, September 05, 2018

Ep. 018 – Who cares about self care??

Hey there you better slow it down and stop to smell the roses before you keel over and suffocate from those shallow stress breaths you’re breathing!! There you go, now sip some herbal tea and take a listen as we read through “45 Simple Self-Care Practices For a Healthy Mind, Body, and Soul,” a blog post from tinybuddha.com.

Sat, August 04, 2018

Ep. 017 – Who cares about Yoga Witches??

Crystals! Spells! Chakras! On this episode we discuss all things mystical, including Hacky Sack. Join us on this mind bending journey, man.

Thu, July 19, 2018

Ep. 016 – Who cares about summer vacation??

On this episode, take a trip with us from New York to New England and back to New York Again. We talk sex, babies, and money! That’s a lot of rockin’ and rollin’ for a podcast recorded on a house boat.

Fri, June 22, 2018

Ep. 015 – Who cares about sexual proclivities??

On this episode, Ross and Patrick chat about how to keep it spicy with their long term loves: Each other, and New York City.

Wed, May 30, 2018

Ep. 014 – Who cares about stress relief??

This week Patrick and Ross invite Angie Anxiety into the studio. Perhaps this challenging personality is also an old pal of yours? Take a listen while the three of us discuss stress, overeating, self-injury, and other fun topics like scabs.

Wed, May 23, 2018

Ep. 013 – Who cares about emotional turmoil??

After nearly a month off, we’re back to check in with light and fun stuff like existential dread & confusion, couple’s therapy, and thunder vest technology.

Tue, April 24, 2018

Ep. 012 – Who cares about RuPaul’s Belch Race??

Ross and Patrick attempt to discuss the latest episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race while Ross’ body has other plans. Between gas, drowsiness, and a trypophobic meltdown, it’s a miracle this episode exists at all. If you can hang in there through all the gross details, you’ll be rewarded with the duo’s vision of the afterlife where RuPaul himself presides over heaven.

Wed, April 18, 2018

Ep. 011 – Who cares about The Bushwick Treeshrew??

Hey we missed you! On this episode we catch up and do some singing after taking a few weeks off from the pod. Ross talks about her next steps in her career, Patrick talks foot pain, and then they share a duet about their couple’s therapist.

Wed, March 21, 2018

Ep. 010 – Who cares about marriage??

On this episode we talk to Andrea & Jonas about their upcoming nuptials. Who cares?? Well we do because these are our dear friends and they’re embarking on an amazing journey together and we love them very much. Plus we’ve been married over a year now so we’re experts… Kind of.

Sun, February 25, 2018

Ep. 009 – Who cares about Ms. C??

Let’s get this woman a TV show!! Ms. C should be on the Food Network cooking Latin classics and sweet potato pies while sassing fellas she met on Tindr. She’s a hilarious standup, successful real-estate agent, and a self-proclaimed “feral adult.” Enjoy this episode as we talk about her love affair with reality television, sex & dating, and Cuba.

Mon, February 12, 2018

Ep. 008 – Who cares about Michael Ray Solis??

Fashion. Comedy. Drag. “The Nightmare.” Join us while we chat with Michael Ray Solis about growing up gay in The South, Christian fraternities, and living your truth in The Big Apple.  

Sun, January 28, 2018

Ep. 007 – Who cares about Drag Queens??

I’ll tell ya who cares about Drag Queens- Ross and I care about Drag Queens!! It’s a major part of our relationship herstory. The glue that keeps our marriage together is probably reality TV. Namely The Bachelor and Ru Paul’s Drag Race. In this episode we talk about our love for Drag, our favorite Queens, the inspiring RuPaul himself, and many more people, places, and things relating to this topic. We hope you enjoy this episode whether you’re a fan of drag or not.

Tue, January 16, 2018

Ep. 006 – Who cares about the New Year??

It’s 2018, and after surviving a bout of strep throat after the holidays, we’re back to catch up! On this episode we chat about The Bachelor, The Obamas, pupusas, and the circle of life. Thanks for listening!

Fri, December 29, 2017

Ep. 005 – Who cares about the holidays??

This episode was recorded on a whim late in the night on Christmas Eve. We’d had a long day of travel, fun, and frolic with my family. We’d gone to church, we’d eaten heartily, we’d become drowsy with the Christmas Spirit. Oh, and we also forgot to bring our recording equipment. So take a listen, enjoy, and please forgive us for the poor audio quality. Happy Holidays!

Mon, December 18, 2017

Ep. 004 – Who cares about Jen D??

The “President” of our wedding, Jen D, joins us as our first in-studio guest. We talk about her pregnancy, “adulting,” art, and sex toys. We love her very much and hope you do too!

Thu, December 14, 2017

Ep. 003 – Who cares about breast cancer??

In this episode, Ross spends time with our dear friend Delores who has cancer. Kind of a bummer, right? Not with these two pips. If you enjoy this episode, take a look at an old Who Cares webisode on youtube that features Delores from back in May, 2017:  https://youtu.be/t6E-EJpSSXE

Tue, December 05, 2017

Ep. 002 – Who cares about sexual harassment??

In this delirious late-night conversation we share some experiences (and a whooole lotta opinions) about sexual conduct and power dynamics in and out of the workplace. Give it a listen! We consent.

Mon, November 27, 2017

Ep. 001 – Who cares about these two??

Welcome to the Who Cares Podcast! This is our first episode where us two narcissists discuss our favorite topic- US! Take a journey back in time to when we were just kids trying to get our own lives together when we met.