Corks In Cowtown
Where Life Happens One Sip at a Time
Fri, April 04, 2025
Blood, Smoothies and a Wedding
Pop the bubbly— Questions + Confessions is back, and so are Monica and I with another round of chaos, questionable choices, and unsolicited opinions. This week’s episode dives into the important stuff: like whether it’s acceptable to make a life-altering decision during your wedding ceremony, how not to get arrested in Baltimore, and why every office apparently comes with a built-in crush. From travel meltdowns and parenting gray areas to the gym’s real appeal (hint: it’s not the treadmill), we’re dishing out personal stories, spicy confessions, and the kind of advice that should come with a warning label. Oh—and someone may or may not admit to lying to their husband on their wedding day. We’re not saying who… but it wasn’t Monica. Tune in for laughs, maybe a few gasps, and a lot of “did they really just say that?” Yes, yes we did.
Fri, March 14, 2025
Corks & Chaos
In this lively episode of Corks in Cowtown , Monica and I are back behind the mics, ready to share our hilarious stories and everyday mishaps. We dive into a list of quirky pet peeves, from the ridiculousness of vanity license plates to the mystery of Jeep rubber duck collections. Ever wondered why wasp nests are sold as decor or why window tinting laws make no sense? We've got you covered. We recount my first misadventure of running out of gas in remote Kansas, while I dish on surviving lackluster massages and culinary disasters. Plus, we tackle the absurdity of paying for air and explain why we'd much rather sip wine while navigating life's oddities. Tune in for our unfiltered take on the everyday annoyances and our wild plan to rate Fort Worth's latest dining spots.
Fri, February 28, 2025
Blowholes, Breakups + Bangers
Pour yourself a drink because this episode is serving up relationship debates, absurd hypotheticals, and life lessons you definitely didn’t ask for. Questions + Confessions is BACK and we’re talking about commitment—because, let’s be real, some of y’alls dates treat relationships like free trials with no intention to subscribe. Ever wondered if a dolphin would play the trumpet with its mouth or its blowhole? No? Well, we’re diving deep into that debate anyway. Plus, we’re curating the ultimate funeral playlist—because if we’re going out, we’re going out with a banger. This might be a shorter episode, but it’s packed with personal confessions, off-the-wall tangents, and just enough wisdom to make your therapist proud. It’s time to hit play, let’s get into it!
Fri, February 14, 2025
I’ve Got LICE!
Well y’all, it’s been a MINUTE, and we’ve got some catching up to do. Spoiler alert: I somehow managed to get engaged, married, AND move to Kansas all in the span of eight months—who saw that coming? Not me, especially since my proposal happened on literally the worst day of my life. Meanwhile, Monica’s out here thriving in mom life… but also ready to put her kid out on the street over a potential lice situation (honestly, fair). Let’s dive into all the life changes, unexpected twists, and what it’s really like going from city life to country chaos. From wrangling small-town quirks to surviving motherhood, this episode is full of unfiltered stories, laughs, and of course, scallywag energy. Pour a drink (or three) and let’s catch up! We missed ya’ll!
Thu, May 16, 2024
Truffle - boarding
We missed y’all and decided we’d take it easy on the cocktails this round, and just go HAM on coffee instead. Make sense right? Talk Derby to Me was AWESOME! Thank y’all so much for continuously showing up and supporting the podcast. Now, what shall we plan next… Monica and I reminisce about the absolute menaces we used to be. And decided we should still consult legal counsel before sharing all the details. Have you ever witnessed a turkey contemplating life choices? I’m ready for brunch with an alien, I hope they like champagne. We talk about a trip we took to New Orleans and how we’ve never had our egos stroked more. And what does a toilet seat have to do with it? I had a matrix moment and am still VERY confused about what happened. In other news, we want to share a fundraiser that is coming up Tuesday, June 4th at Marty B’s. “Battle for Bobbitt” will be hosted by the Flower Mound Firefighters Association in support of James Bobbitt, who has been a member of the department for almost 20 years. For the past several months James has been battling stage 4 Esophageal Cancer. Each ticket includes your meal and a drink. We hope to see you.
Thu, May 02, 2024
Hello? Dis da moon
Well, it’s been awhile. When we last left our scallywags they were preparing for brunch in December that left them feeling like they were beat with a bottle of champagne. Monica’s husband won’t stop reminding us we are aging. The Yule log forever has our hearts. And we used to REALLY embarrass our friends as kids before we knew what being PC was. What would you do for a prime parking spot? Oh yeah we go on a brief tangent about perspective and using your voice. The world is a wild place. Are we starting a revolution? Is Tik Tok? Honestly our brains stop working mid episode. Did Helen Keller exist? And was the moon landing fake? We are BIG hot dog fans, but little dogs need love too. Monica’s name for children has me ready to pass away. Did ya’ll know I was single for 10 years? Oh yeah, I have a boyfriend. And all I do is cry now. We have a lot to catch up on ya’ll! Talk Derby To Me is THIS Saturday, May 4th. Haven’t bought tickets yet? Send me a DM and I’ll make you a deal!
Thu, December 07, 2023
Hot Dog Pancakes
Well ya’ll, it’s the last episode of the year. Don’t worry Monica and I want to go out with a bang. Did you know Big Red cures hangovers? Daddy Paul joins us for Tik Tok trends, and we are ready to sell our gum. We test our knowledge of white rappers, and let’s just say it’s not great. Martinis & Mistletoe is this Sunday, December 10th and I’m beyond excited to do brunch with some of my favorites, and new friends. Oh yeah and my birthday is Saturday! Will kids ever listen? And are Monica’s girls following her strange behaviors? We introduce a fun new game called, “Worst Case Scenario” and I share possibly the strangest conspiracy theory ever. Revenge and vindication come when you least expect it if you sit back and wait. And after a year of not dating, online dating is STILL not it. What’s your serial killer trait? Ready for not your normal ice breakers? Black Friday shopping isn’t the same anymore, and somehow Monica’s family didn’t know she was weird. It’s tough to have a juicy booty, but someone’s gotta do it. Need a new way to say no, we got you. Most importantly, Thank You. I love this little podcast and I love how it’s brought so many people into my life and taught me so much along the way. I appreciate every listen, every share, every message. I promise I’ll keep growing and evolving alongside y’all and we’ll experience this thing called life together.
Sat, December 02, 2023
Ice Cream Balls in Cowtown
This is the second to last episode of the year and I keep forgetting to upload it so I apologize. It’s busy season y’all. Monica and I dive into our old lunch adventures which include me screaming, and why miso makes us laugh so hard. Our obsession with Blue Sushi’s ice cream balls will never be upstaged, and urban bow hunting…Should we share the illegal things we did over 10 years ago? I mean y’all know I’m honest about my mistakes and I’ve made some big ones. Hooters pitchers of beer encouraged Monica to try dip, and I’m not talking spinach and artichoke. What is the key to winning rock paper scissors? Also, what snacks would you grab on the way out, if you robbed a gas station? Or do ya’ll not think about these things?
Thu, November 16, 2023
Chicken Lips + Taxidermy
Well my head hurts and apparently I take pills funny according to Monica and Daddy Paul. I’m still obsessed with Costco and we pay tribute to Costco hotdogs. Do you think they have a scent you can buy? The dollar menu no longer exists, and Dollar General may have to rebrand. Do chickens have lips? I went trick or treating with Monica and her girls and we found a booze map! Our post trek meal was interesting. Cheese and potatoes make us happy, but Monica has beef with Parmesan. What do cats and twitter have to do with making us laugh so hard? Who is keeping insanely niche creatives in business? My insane dreams have returned, and I learn that Monica and hospitals don’t mix. Martinis + Mistletoe is officially SOLD OUT! I cannot say thank you enough for all of you who purchased tickets, I’m so excited to see everyone and meet so many of you as well! Hurry up December 10th!
Thu, November 09, 2023
Dear Paul, I’m Sorry
Welp, Daddy Paul is upset with me and I don’t know if he’ll ever recover. The cut was deep, and now all I can do is publicly apologize. But anyways, we’re back and on our bullshit. Or maybe not. Because I cannot get it together lately. We talk Polly Pockets, and other small things to choke on. I’m Costco’s newest fan, however I’ll be avoiding banana nut bread for awhile. What does Brian McKnight have to do with this episode? Have you ever had to get naked in front of a stranger? AKA a doctor. Paul ruins my punch lines as a form of protest, and we talk first time with steroids, and Michelin star restaurants. Again, I don’t know how we got here. Oh yeah, and I’m hosting a ladies brunch at Fitzgeralds on Sunday, December 10th! You gotta listen for the details obviously, but sexy Santa and his friends will be there, plus it’s the day after my birthday and I want to celebrate with the girls!
Wed, November 01, 2023
The Art of Dying
I knew I had to do something unique for this Halloween, and when I heard about Death Cafes, my interest was peaked. I don’t know if it’s just part of growing older or my life experiences, but death is something I think about often. Not in a morbid way, well, maybe to some. But why don’t we talk about it more. Is it because of the extreme emotions that come along with it? Is it because we don’t talk about it enough, it becomes uncomfortable? I sat down with Lacy from The Art of Dying Fort Worth and we dove right in. The concept of a Death Cafe is genius to me. And you can all put December 14th on the calendar if you’re interested in attending one. I really don’t want to give much away here because this was such and interesting episode that flew by. I had many questions, and still have more and am curious to hear yours as well. Lacy and her business partner Taylor will be coming back in the new year to answer more questions and really deep dive into why a death doula has become a career path for many. Or more so a calling. Death maybe an uncomfortable conversation, but if the world has told us anything in the past few years especially…it’s something we need to be thinking about.
Thu, October 12, 2023
Just Scallywaggin
I almost peed my pants recording this episode, so get ready. Monica is back and the Scallywags are in full force. Conversations with my friends rarely leave me speechless but some of the topics brought up have me in utter shock. We're gonna need all the fellas to tune into this one and give some feedback, because we have some serious concerns and questions. About...camels? Does a woman's love of spandex start at childhood? What type of chicken tender would you be? KFC bowls slap, and did ya'll ever know about Ermahgerd Girl? The left lane is for people with ticket money. And who know weird foods would make my DMs go crazy! Gabe Kapler - I'm available to be managed. Shoutout to guys who do leg day and sometimes I have dad jokes.
Wed, October 04, 2023
Best Maid Pickletini
Well - my new bestie is Elizabeth Dalton from Best Maid pickles and she can't even tell me otherwise. While she may be a Philly girl originally, she's living her BEST life as a Texan. As you'll find out in the episode it wasn't always smooth sailing in Fort Worth, but a chance encounter turned out to be quite a big DILL. Elizabeth has lived about 5 different lives and tells me about all of them! Did I create the first "Best Maid Pickletini" recipe? We'll let you know after having a few more. Since I started learning about gardening - I clearly must learn everything about farming cucumbers. And Elizabeth answers all of my questions with a SMILE. I'll be honest, I've always been a fan of Best Maid pickles, but didn't know much about them. Best Maid has an amazing origin story and Elizabeth shares all of the fun facts! Family means a lot to this company and it shows. 97 years of a pickle dynasty - THAT is a HUGE dill. (I only do pickle puns now - DILL with it) We also talk about fate and timing in life and how somethings don't work out so something better can. Not to mention, kids are brutal. And Elizabeth knows first hand from being a teacher. We run out of time on this one, but I'm gonna make her come back and tell me more juicy stories. Here's the BEST part: The Best Maid Pickle Emporium is turning 3 and throwing a party for all you pickle pals! So now you know the place to be on October 21st starting at 11am. We drop all the DILL-tails in this episode, but don't worry I'll share them on stories as well. Most importantly, I need you to all go meet my new bestie Elizabeth there and have a cocktail with her!
Thu, September 28, 2023
Return of the Scallywags
Monica is back and we're answering questions! How serious is the term best friend? And when is child labor acceptable? My high school drill team had some creative names I share, and Monica tells a story I had no clue about. There's a lot of wheezing. For the OG listeners Miami man made a return, I might need to share that story again. We hate victim mentality, but vent sessions are a must. Are kids master manipulators? Chicken Nugget maybe the name of a child, and we must get to the bottom of it. Bet ya'll never made a boat stop in the middle of the ocean, but we did. Vacations these days include body scrubs, and Monica tries to get me to experience the ring of fire. Why do we wear heels? And did we fall down the stairs at Bar Louie or Petes Piano Bar more? If we could go back in time we decided we'd invest in ourselves more. Plus we let you know Monica's trick for us to not look so much like sisters...
Wed, September 20, 2023
Beavis + Butthead
It's time to introduce ya'll to one of my besties, Monica. We've known each other since nam and both have a history of wheezing when laughing so buckle up. Something we bonded over very quickly was dairy in cheese form. Which leads to the question: What type of cheese would you be? (Please DM your answers) Monica may also be married to my mortal enemy which we'll get to later. But why must husbands be so judgemental with how you get ready for the gym? Monica introduces: Salami gym prep, and I'm the first supporter. What animal you would be? Also I share how my bad decisions led us to meeting. Working together led us down a path of utter insanity and we discuss our sense of humor before the understanding of being PC. Monica is a little overly confident in her bartending skills, and we introduce theft to our resumes. Who remembers Tillmans? A PJs and pies night led to starting fires, which may be a foreshadowing to the future. Not to mention I will get everything at your garage sale sold for a bottle of Andre. Oh and if you wanna fight with pepper spray, you will end up in the hospital. And my money is on Monica!
Wed, September 13, 2023
Tequila Trio
Two of your favorite service industry bartenders made their way to Corks in Cowtown, and ya'll had a lot of questions! Honestly it's a miracle this episode didn't go off the rails because the La Pulga tequila hit hard. Kelli and Heather answer all your burning questions like where do you buy those little thong bottoms? I'll let them tell you. And what should happen to bad tippers? SHAME THEM. Just a suggestion. You may think your bartender is hot, but do you actually have a chance with them? Don't worry, the pickup lines these ladies deal with don't disappoint! There is a good chance Kelli will throw a beer in your face if necessary, and Heather wants to make sure you remember her name. We barely scratched the surface on this episode, so round 2 is already in the works. Right after my hangover goes away.
Thu, September 07, 2023
Flowers + A lot of Tears - Part 3
It's time we open another bottle to round out this conversation about purpose and our gifts. And let me just say, the bottle does not reflect the conversation because it was awful! Henry and I continue our talk about gifts and dive into hospitality, and humbling ourselves. We share some of the things we love about each other and realize some people never experience that simple act. And why? People need grace, mercy, and kindness. Often we make excuses for others and ourselves when the answer is in front of our face. Which brings up the theory of Occums Razor for the 100th time on this podcast. Sometimes it's easier to give flowers when we may be doubting our gifts. People can be leeches when you shine. This is why it's important to know yourself, and know who you surround yourself with. Your friends and family should be the ones building you up and making you cry because they want to make sure you know you are loved, and valued. Yeah, there's A LOT of tears in this episode. But I couldn't be more thankful to have the opportunity for this conversations with some of my chosen family, thank you Henry. You are a light in this world.
Wed, August 30, 2023
What’s Your Gift? - Part 2
Last week we touched on finding purpose and the difference between being open and vulnerable. Well this week Henry and I give ya'll a lot to think about and we're definitely vulnerable after chugging this bottle of champagne. What is our purpose? Could it be something simple versus grand? We are often willing to give help, but can why aren't we open to receiving help? Bet you'd never think Henry and I would be watching football documentaries in our spare time, but we sure did and that brings us to Johnny Football. We won't ruin the documentary for you but highly suggest watching it. So many of us are given "gifts" some of these maybe physical gifts, talents, etc. But what about gifts that make us who we are? For us, we consider these spiritual gifts. However, we dive in and give you options and viewpoints on all of these gifts and how we see them in our friends even. The truth is sometimes we just need someone to point them out, and give us our flowers, and hold us accountable.
Wed, August 23, 2023
Perspective On Purpose - Part 1
My sweet friend Henry joins for a 3 part episode where we dive into purpose. Now this isn't what we may typically discuss, but like most things nowadays, TikTok brought us here. Apparently someone had the audacity to inform many of us that 36 is now middle age. Yeah, sit with that for awhile and see how it makes you feel. Henry and I have many thoughts, so much so that we made notes for once. I ask Henry some of the tough questions I've recently asked myself and I'm curious to get ya'lls response to these because they aren't easy. If you had to remove all outside influence could you answer the question of "Who are you?" Many of you will take this as a joke which I understand, but I'd encourage you to really think about it. Sometimes we need these uncomfortable conversations to gage where we are, and how far we are from where we want to be. The truth is, life is short, and that always seems to be said but not truly believed or understood. Because if it was, many of us would be living differently. I'm grateful for a friend like Henry who is not only open but vulnerable in these conversations with me. So much so, I'll just tell you, many tears were shed during the next 3 episodes. I pray everyone has someone like Henry in their life, and if you don't, I'm happy to share.
Wed, August 09, 2023
817 - 4545 - YOLO
You may wanna turn the volume down for this one and be prepared to spit your drink out because my friend Bryan Wilson, The Texas Law Hawk has entered the chat! It's our first post Covid catchup, and we hit all the bases. I learn everything DWI related and there's even some role play involved (not like that) If you've seen any of Bryan's commercials you know they come with a lesson and I learned a lot. Not to mention what does Taco Bell have to do with anything? My newest spirit animal is basically any animal who can deliver swift justice, the idea of a Law-ctopus just about took me out. I ask the hard hitting questions like "Do you really get a bologna sandwich in jail?" and "How many phone numbers do I need to memorize?" I'm impressed by the dedication Bryan has to his craft and possibly more impressed by his connections to the Tiger King and Snoop Dog. The animal theme is strong y'all. If you didn't know there is one bail bonds place in Fort Worth you should never contact. But more importantly: Just take an Uber, and you ALWAYS have the right to just shut the fuck up. I mean, remain silent.
Wed, August 02, 2023
Going Viral with Live2Dye
Considering she knows so much about me it was about time to have my hairstylist on the podcast. I met Haley a few years ago when I wanted to get extensions and she was about to take off. And by take off I mean leave the salon she was at and then be harassed by her old boss for taking clients with her. She may have done the right thing by giving her 2 weeks, but well, we'll let the voicemail tell the rest. Ya'll know I love receipts so I'm very proud Haley is a lover of having everything in writing. She may be 23 be Haley was ready to embrace the Live2Dye way of life so much so that she's even had to put a warrant out for someone who tried to steal from her. What is it about getting your hair done that you just spill the beans about everything? Your stylist becomes like a therapist and best friend over the course of 3 hours easily. And let's get real, it's not the hideous capes we have to wear because that is when my guard is at my lowest! Haley has gone Tik Tok viral quite a few times and manages to piss some people off, but always stands her ground. The internet toll section is vast! We talk tattoos, Jasper the doll, and snakes in couches. But don't worry we find our back to discussing me going copper, and what we should do to my hair next! Not to mention the pros and cons to extensions and what does sunscreen have to do with them? Haley is such a great resource to follow for all things hair related, not to mention so sweet and funny. I know you'll want to give her a follow after this episode!
Wed, July 26, 2023
Tom Talks
So picture this: I'm up late one night scrolling on Tik Tok and finally get off conspiracy-tok and on to real estate-tok when I see one of my Facebook friends Tom Jung! Not only is Tom a Realtor and new father, but a podcaster! I had to send him a message after seeing his videos and get him on Corks in Cowtown. This episode was actually our first time meeting and yearbooks were even involved! We dive into our love of Fort Worth and discuss our want for a Fort Worth events directory. I mean seriously if we all just banded together we could do it. Selfishly I wanted Tom to come chat because well I'm looking for a house. Or a rental property. Or land. Decisions are hard. I have a lot on my mind so we bounce around the options, and talk $$$. You really do just flip a switch one day and start talking about the weather and interest rates and insurance. I still have a lot of questions and know you'll all have good ones to share after this episode, so Tom already agreed to come back. Plus, I have to introduce him to the PodSquad! So anyways, who wants me to be their neighbor?
Tue, July 18, 2023
Behind The Beef
I'm back after a short break and I sure missed ya'll! So much so that my first guest back had to be the R.A.P Podcast because drama was requested and I'm here to make ya'll happy! We dive in talking all things Kanye West, mental health, and loyalty in the hip-hop scene. This is only the second time I've met Johnny and Jay post Podcasts & PBR and they've come onto the podcast scene ready to stir the pot. And who am I to not encourage that? You may find yourself asking...Robyn, who is the beef with though?! And I'll tell you this. It's not the girls. The boys are fighting. If the girls were fighting we'd have a problem because honestly we are scary together when we love each other. Is this podcast beef real? Is it clickbait? And what do overalls have to do with it? There have been recent talks of putting gloves on, but I feel like most things could be settled with a round of beer-lympics! Am I the drama? I definitely help stir the pot on this one as one of eldest podcasts in the funk. But let's get real it's all love for the pod squad, teasing is a love language right?
Thu, May 25, 2023
Mom On A Mission
Thanks to Tractor Supply and PBR I had the opportunity to interview Dana Aviles in the historic Fort Worth Stockyards before her return to the world of team roping. First and foremost Dana is a mom, and a dedicated one at that. Dana is making her return to the western world at 51, and maybe a little nervous. California has been home and where she's focused on raising her kids who are also in the industry and they helped encourage her return. Dana is truly putting her faith on display by allowing her team roping partner to be someone she doesn't really know. I'm telling ya'll the Womens Rodeo ladies are something special. Drive and determination are a huge factor in making this return and while Dana remains incredibly humble I want her to know what an absolute badass she is. She might be from California, but I feel like she'd fit in Texas perfectly so I obviously have to but the idea in her head. Dana is a perfect example of not letting your age or circumstance be a factor in following something you are passionate about. And I just know that mindset alone will take her far, and be an asset in raising her kids.
Wed, May 17, 2023
Cool Whip’s Mom
PBR World Finals are back in Fort Worth and I had the honor of meeting Staci Addison who is a stock contractor and "Mom" to the top ranked bull with a 98% buckoff rate! Not only is Staci super easy to talk to, but she is beyond passionate about this sport and gives credit where it's due. Staci is the embodiment of what a mom should be, often telling her very large child "I love you no matter what.” Staci let me know she's more of a stage mom these days and lets her partner do the flanking. They are also hosting an event soon which not only includes a massive table charcuterie, but bull riding and a river float! Staci is one of those people you could talk to for hours about anything and you can tell she loves what she does. Make sure to give this episode a listen and give her a follow, I'm trying to figure out a way to meet Cool Whip and sneak him a treat!
Fri, May 05, 2023
TX Whiskey Ranch
Podcasts & PBR is only days away, Wednesday May 10th at Cowtown Coliseum! Which goes to show how large events and tourism really do affect our city. National Travel and Tourism Week starts May 7-13 so it was only right to bring in a guest who knows something about both, Robin Bangert. Not only is Robin a friend who happens to have an amazing name, but she may have just turned me back into a whiskey drinker. She's been a part of Fort Worth's TX Whiskey Ranch for awhile now so she may be a familiar face if you've visited before. Robin made me a DELISH espresso martini WITH TX...You'll have to listen for the recipe. She shares upcoming events and what really makes TX Whiskey special, besides its stunning location. Not to mention we have come up with a few new event ideas you'll appreciate! Make sure to add TX Whiskey Ranch to your list of local date nights or places to visit soon. And don't forget to ask for Robin, because I can promise you she's someone you want to know! Plus, you must try and help her in stumping the distillers...
Wed, April 26, 2023
Your Finest Chicken Tendies
Do ya'll know about the drama in the Fort Worth food scene? SHEESH. There is a lot going on so I had to have my friend Angie on as a fellow "foodie" to get her perspective on who will last and who won't. Does Fort Worth have a diverse food scene or do we play it safe? And how about Fort Worth staples that are overlooked or forgotten? Not to mention a certain city council member APPARENTLY only eats chicken tenders. I wonder what sauce though...More French cuisine is making its way to Fort Worth, and hopefully a certain pup doesn't make a mess at this establishment. Angie and I discuss why it's important to try foods you don't like again, and what do you put on your hot dog? This episode will definitely have a part 2 because we barely scratched the surface. PODCASTS AND PBR 2.0 is scheduled for May 10th at Cowtown Coliseum and we cannot wait to see you there! Also, tip your servers and bartenders and if you can't, stay home!
Thu, April 13, 2023
HOLY what
Back again with another unscripted conversation that quickly has a mind of its own. This week I'm joined in studio with Jesus and Lyrical from TFTI. You haven't seen them on Uncorked yet but it's coming. I stopped by CasaRita for recording cocktails and they maybe to blame for this episode bouncing around. Podcasts & PBR is coming back for round 2 this year! So save the date for Wednesday, May 10th at Cowtown Coliseum. We have some actual surprises in store from PBR as well. Come find out if I mean the beer or bull riding for yourself! Have we all collectively had a bad Buffalo Wild Wings experience? Also, the ice cream machine at McDonalds, we have beef. I ask the guys what it's like being dads and how they are trying to break generational curses: since we all have childhood trauma. These boys are the source for movie and music news so I had to ask if they had heard about CERN. (Thanks Daddy Paul) Little did we know my curiosity of multiverses in movies, and potentially real life would lead to a conversation none of us prepared for. Regardless of your opinion I encourage you to listen to this full episode (yes it's longer than most) and focus on how we are able to listen to each other. Ask questions. And respect each others opinions. I know it's 2023, but it is possible to keep an open mind these days, and more importantly and open heart.
Wed, April 05, 2023
The Good, Bad and Freaky
I'm in my happy things - positive girl era, and ya'll just want tea and drama. But I love ya'll so guess what, you got it. First I'm frustrated by people still using others for personal gain, and people being held accountable. And I really want ya'lls thoughts on this and why you don't speak up in scenarios. A local influencer has re-emerged after a brief hiatus and guess what, they still haven't changed their ways. I'd share the name but it's just so not worth it. If you have TikTok I'd suggest searching Fort Worth, because my gosh there is some drama at city council meetings. Do you think we could take cocktails inside? One council member has major drama surrounding them but it seems like all the "little" things keep getting swept under the rug. However, this just tells them that they'll be allowed to continue getting away with more if not stopped. Remember what I said about recognizing patterns? Our mayor walked out of meeting, does that make the city look weak? Oh yeah, and ya'll remember Sundance Square...well start looking for more cameras and not where you think. Finally Daddy Paul joins me in studio and ya'll had some questions for him and they did not disappoint. Plus, we go down a TikTok rabbit hole that leaves me incredibly disturbed. And finally I talk about upcoming events and things that have made me happy recently. Followed by some realizations because ya'll know I love making things relatable for everyone. Hope you have a drink ready...
Thu, March 30, 2023
The Funky Corks Forever
Well it's the trio no one asked for but everybody needs! The pod squad trinity of Robyn, Chad and Jourdyne! Did we do brunch before this episode, yep, and did we continue brunch cocktails in studio with Daddy Paul, YEP! Of course the distraction and roasting of each other starts early and really we fill you in on what all of us have been up to together. Yes, we're actually friends and hangout outside of just recording. So much so that we went to Mexico and Broken Bow together! Have ya'll heard about BORGS? What size bag do you take for a weekend trip? I really need ya'll to watch: CUNK on Earth, because it might have been the cocktails but I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time! Jourdyne tried to join the circus, and almost lost her elbow. And Chad teaches us about a pan flute?? Who wants to go to Vegas with us? And are ya'll ready for Podcasts + PBR 2.0? Buckle up, big things are coming!
Tue, March 21, 2023
Goud Butt
You've heard me talk about Chef Scotty Scott for years now, and we finally found the time to sit down over mimosas and really catch up. Ya'll this man does it all. And does it WELL. Between finding that perfect family - work balance, launching a cookbook, starting a food truck (which is secretly want to keep to myself) and now more is on the horizon for Mr. CookDrankEat himself. Can we add TacoSexual as a way to identify? Also, how does this man actually always know what I want to eat before I do? Scotty shares what national show he visited felt the most welcoming and tells me a story about him almost setting my kitchen on fire...I had no idea. When it came to finding love, did Scotty take a cheesy approach...helping to predict the future? Big things keep landing in the lap of this Chef, but good help is still hard to find. No matter the challenges though Scotty faces them head on and puts his own twist on things, and isn't stopping anytime soon. He even expanded hours for Cheezy Does It already! And with that said, who wants to go? No literally I need a Goud Butt and Cucumber Salad stat...
Wed, March 15, 2023
Dope Women
Mia Moss, the coffee boss, at Black Coffee finally made it in the studio! You got a brief teaser about her when I teamed up with The Funky Panther boys, but now it's time for girl talk. Did ya'll know there's a coffee school? I'm fascinated by latte art, and honestly so is Mia. Some of our journeys in life start as just wanting to be the person that helps people. Which then turns into helping our community via a place to go work, a place to relax, a place for a cup of coffee, and a place to run into friends. Speaking of friends, I get the tea about the Coff-ia Mafia, the Pod Squad is really gonna need a rebrand. International Women's Day may have just passed, but the importance of female friendships never will. Mia shares a juggling analogy that everyone needs when it comes to balancing life. Women truly are amazing when it comes to filling everyones cup. When it comes to being a mom, teaching young boys to respect women is a priority, and if they aren't talking to their parents, the aunts and uncles step in. We talk about many of the dope women in Fort Worth that you should be following, and how local events help highlight not only causes, but the people behind them. These are the people who prove they are about action and not just words. You can catch Mia at Black Coffee or around town, but you should really come to the Community Frontline Kickback on March 25th to meet this amazing woman and so many others. Now what type of coffee should I get...
Tue, March 07, 2023
Unleashing The Beast
If you haven't heard of Beast & Company by now, you are most likely living my dream of being a doomsday prepper and don't have service in your bunker. Anyways, Chef Dustin Lee, Owner & Chef joins me to clear the air about some recent social media rumblings and we cover it all. Not only did Chef Dustin start in oil & gas, but he is also a self taught chef. His job allowed him to travel across the world which helped inspire his dream of opening a restaurant, especially when given the opportunity to learn cooking techniques across the world. We pop a bottle of his favorite wine, which honestly went down a little too easy, while he shared why Indian food is his favorite to make. What's your risk factor level? And what risks are worth taking? Ya'll means all in Fort Worth, so why would a Fort Worth media personality try to stir the pot with a newer restaurant in the scene. And by the way, is there beef in the Fort Worth food scene? Ya'll good? You know I had to ask the questions no one wants to, so we talk bad reviews and what is being done to address customer concerns. Which you'll learn is mostly just a lack of education and knowledge that Chef Dustin shares. Texans are used to LARGE portions, but that doesn't necessarily translate when the focus is quality and locally sourced produce. Oh yeah, and we talk about wine, because who doesn't want to talk about wine especially while enjoying some. I'm gonna let ya'll listen to this episode and make your own judgments, but personally I'm ready to make a reservation.
Wed, March 01, 2023
Pasta & Hump?
WELL...this episode got delayed because full transparency Dank and I partook in some edibles before recording and we needed some slight edits. Thanks Daddy Paul. If you don't know Dank817 from Uncorked, you're about to get a chaotic highlight reel. Not only is Dank the fastest rapper in Fort Worth, but I'd say he is our cities Theo Von because you literally never know what a story will hold! We discuss who our ideal smoking buddy would be and the high thoughts kick in rather quickly. Dank was dubbed a certified lover boy via Forever Reckless, however is a self proclaimed liar. Which is why I obviously had to get his perspective on many topics the ladies wanted answered! Is the one that got away a real thing? And what's wrong with dating older women? Stick around for the full episode to also hear what events Dank and his friends have going on, and to hear why now he's taking rapping more seriously. Catch Dank's song EVERY DAY dropping on 3/6 and Too High Taqueria 3/25!
Thu, February 23, 2023
Collective Evanescence
Get ready to laugh because it's Fort Worth's 10th Annual Meeting and I teamed up with The Funky Panther boys! Did I wake up at 4:30am, yes. But I looked cute thank to lounge seating provided by Loot Rentals, and obviously we sounded great thanks to NEXM Creative. Javier is the first to spot keynote speaker Mo Rocca, but gets a little shy. Listen to our interviews with Daddy Paul, Sunflowerman, Mia Moss (who tells us about the local mafia), Theresa Davis, Franklin Moss, and Lou Charles! Pinnacle Bank had us throwing out some insane ideas for what the surprise at the end of the event would be, and honestly one of us got pretty close. We get pumped up for the Tim Love After Party, and discuss how a TCU loss might make you slip during dry January. We admire the style of Fort Worth's finest, and of course roast each other at every opportunity possible. But overall we were beyond thrilled to be a part of this years annual meeting thanks to Visit Fort Worth. Seriously thank ya'll so much. Damn I love this city.
Wed, February 15, 2023
What’s Love Got To Do With It
Meet Katie. Katie was my server on a girls night out, and quickly turned into a friend. So much so that I invited her onto the podcast because we had so much to discuss. We chat about quality conversations, and why people yearn for connection through words. The service industry is as chaotic as ever, and yes your server knows if you're on a first date. Covid put Katie on a different path for the better, funny how life works out. Sometimes life has a way of giving you what you needed when you had other plans. We dive into all types of dating arrangements you find online, and I share a story about extremely fragile male egos. Do you have to play the game to find love? And who made the rules? Not to mention the times our friends and family try to guide us, but maybe we didn't listen.
Thu, February 02, 2023
Theories, Rants & Rambling
Daddy Paul is back with a new hairdo and has become an influencer. We discuss the concept of time, and wonder if we're already dead. Ya'll know Earth is bigger than we think right? And the UFOs...We become history professors as we talk Pompeii & pyramids. And it's crazy how small we truly are in this big world. It's okay to be scared of things you don't understand, and it's okay to fail. The rants come in hot at the end, we discuss headlines and news stories and how someones character means more than their personal preferences. Really we want people to stop judging if it's not harming someone else. But more importantly should I fake a proposal on Valentines Day? Episode Recorded January 26, 2023
Tue, January 24, 2023
What You Want To Hear vs What You NEED To Hear
This episode has been in the making since my first time at the Fort Worth annual meeting, which happens to be Friday, February 17th next month. I'm joined in studio by Smoothvega who is not only an artist, social media guru, promoter, and manager. But soon to be a podcast host which launches Wednesday, January 25th! We talk all things music industry when it comes to listening to the professionals and swallowing your pride. However staying true to yourself, and being self aware is key to your success in life. Surrounding yourself with people who truly support you is important, but what happens when you feel like your city may not support you...Yeah, we got a little tea for you.
Tue, January 17, 2023
To The Moon
Welcome my old neighbor, lover of Portillo's, and the EVP of Coinsource, Derek Muhney. I knew Derek had been traveling all over the world sharing his knowledge, but when I found out what his speciality was in...Let's just say I Googled: Bitcoin for Dummies. If you're anything like my friends and I, we're trying to get all aspects of life in order before the year really takes off and that includes finance and investments. Derek is an expert in his industry and shares his knowledge without making you feel like said dummy. We barely scratch the surface but hit keywords, and points so you can be more educated versus the keyboard warriors out there. Not to mention Derek has offered to help field questions from anyone who may have them. So buckle up, and put your learnin britches on!
Tue, January 10, 2023
What Makes You Weird?
I'm back! It's a whole new year and we've all had the crud, so I'm solo this episode, and you guessed it, I'm rambling. I'm reading 2023 Predictions made in 1923 and let's just say they are interesting. From spotless towns, and women blackening their teeth, to the newspaper going out of business. And next up are the Greatest Life Hacks, which aren't really hacks at all, and some make no sense, but we're going with it. I have a lot of questions this episode, so please listen and message me!
Tue, December 20, 2022
A Griswold Christmas with FWFD
Christmas is around the corner and we've got a Fort Worth firefighter captain in studio to give you the tea so you avoid a Griswold holiday this year. Can you believe firefighters are thrill junkies? Clay and I talk fire safety at the holidays when it comes to space heaters, electrical issues, candles, chimney fires, AND kitchen fires. We also share what you need to be prepared in case chaos arrives and you don't have a firefighter on standby. Can you imagine though...your own firefighter?! Ok anyway here are somethings you need to remember: PASS + Close before you doze. BUT you're gonna need to listen to understand those. Mmmkay. Happy holidays and Merry everything y'all! Looking for those post holiday deals? Don't forget to check out Hulala Home and always use code COWTOWN at checkout for a discount!
Tue, December 13, 2022
Christmas Gifts + Coleslaw
Well this was supposed to be the Christmas episode, but we have officially lost our minds. Daddy Santa Paul shares about tickling noses, sex swings, and that men are worried about panty lines. Not yours ladies, theirs. We really want gifts that don't suck, because let's face it life is hard enough out here. We share services, splurges, and gifts really that we'd personally enjoy. Daddy Santa Paul becomes Scrooge over his odd choice in burger toppings and decides he should make me sound like Satan. Who knew a meat concoction could be the cause of our first fight? You're gonna need to stick around to the end on this one... Furniture is always a good gift when you shop at Hulala Home! Don't forget to use code COWTOWN at checkout for a discount.
Tue, December 06, 2022
The Law of Me
Meet Dvorah Cristol, who specializes in estate planning. Dvorah has lived in New York, LA, Israel, Florida, and Texas, and has a plethora of knowledge to share. We dive into WHY estate planning is so important, and break it down so YOU get a choice while you still have one. It's time to think of a lawyer as a problem solver. We even talk about how unfortunately sometimes you only get the justice you can afford. No one wants to think about end of the road, and about 70% of the population doesn't have a will. We've all heard what happened to Britney Spears, and you have power to not end up in that situation. You also have the power to decide who your children will end up with, and what will happen to your remains. Ya'll know how I feel about cremation, and Dvorah tells me exactly what I need to do! We power through A LOT of information in this episode, and can deep dive more at a later date. But I promise this episode will give you a lot to think about.
Wed, November 30, 2022
How Would You Shave Your...
SURPRISE - It's the 100th episode! And I didn't ever realize it. THANK YOU! Round 2 of Questions & Confessions is here! And ya'll delivered A LOT. What type of juice would you be? Sometimes I'm a bad texter, and Daddy Paul still hates feet. I make a confession of my own, and we talk about shaving...everywhere. Are you giving TOO MUCH power to your passions? We talk mental resets, adjusting your lens, and living in your truth. What food would you cover your body with? I'm about to head to Mexico with the podsquad, but first I'm sharing my DMs. In case ya'll didn't know I am a Goddess, and waking up monsters. Plus my new nickname is revealed! Don't forget to use code COWTOWN for 15% at Hulala Home! And remember they have a showroom in Fort Worth for all your furniture needs!
Tue, November 15, 2022
Where Can I Return This?
Henry decided we should open a bottle of bubbles before we discuss...Singleness. And happens to stick his foot in his mouth in the first 5 minutes! We talk about how we are meant to have a community and relationships. And how having a lot of love to give is a blessing and curse. Your single friends may feel like they are becoming forgotten, and we sometimes miss everyday touches. I may be slowly losing my mind and find comfort and concern in talking to myself. Why is there a stigma about being single in your 30s? I scream from the rooftops that the gays treat you best, and you should also treat yo self. How do we feel about arranged marriages? Henry explains what a family of origin is, and why you should start your own traditions. The end of this episode gets DEEP into religion, faith, values, and so much more. You know we aren't afraid to speak our minds, and want you to have those hard conversations with friends. And if you can't, we're here for you. We are your mothers now. Also, you're all invited to ThanksGAYving.
Tue, November 08, 2022
You’re Not Interested In Me
I'm joined in studio with my friend, who you may know, Henry Abuto. We think a talk about being single near the holidays is important, however we get easily sidetracked. Let's discuss being a good host, and how to manage holiday parties and weddings at the dreaded singles tables. Cuffing season is in full effect and ya'll are already acting crazy. Do ya'll remember how shady social media really used to be? And do men, actually know how men act? We're big on calling out bad behavior, and Henry shares what it means to call someone IN. We're still refusing to settle, but share the differences between settling and irrational standards. However we both really want to know...Why are people so afraid of hard conversations? Henry is sticking around for a Part 2 that will be shared next week. Don't forget to use code "COWTOWN" when shopping with HULALA HOME this holiday season for 15% off!
Wed, November 02, 2022
The Dead Mom Club
It's a new month and the holidays are rapidly approaching so it's time to talk about some emotional shit obviously. Jourdyne from Forever Reckless joins me as a fellow member of the dead mom club and we get right to it. We chat about holding shit in and not sharing with friends when really so many of us can relate to our stories. Is family only blood? Dead moms lead to evil step mom stories, that make Cinderellas look like a saint. Honestly we get emotional then really pissed off. We discuss how your character speaks volumes, and normalize apologizing to friends. Journaling got us both in trouble when we were younger can you imagine if we'd had podcasts back then! Need extra seating for the holidays? Use code "COWTOWN" to receive 15% off from Hulala Home.
Wed, October 26, 2022
Deviled Eggs & Kickin Kids
I'm back from Chicago and Daddy Paul is mad I didn't eat a saucy pie. We can't focus on a topic for more than 5 minutes, but we do sneak in some spooky knowledge and Daddy may need to call Ghostbusters. Does money make you jaded? I share the first round of Questions & Confessions, but ya'll played it very safe this first round so I think it's time we kick things up a notch...
Tue, October 18, 2022
Paging Mrs. Nipples
Apparently DOCTOR is too professional for Mrs. Nipples AKA Emily McLaughlin! And don't worry we do dive into how that name came to be, and it is NOT what you may think. You've probably seen Mrs. Nipples around Magnolia or cruising around town with her two stunning pups. But there's a lot you may not know about her which we dive into - NOSE FIRST. You're gonna want to give this a listen because we are making plans and you're gonna want to be a part of them. Who wouldn't want to support the TA-TAs and BBQ? Grab some wine and meet us on the TRE for a real adventure. Corks in Cowtown listeners use code "COWTOWN" for 15% off your entire order at Hulala Home.
Mon, October 17, 2022
Talkin PBR Teams with Tina Battock
Blessed once again to interview an absolute badass in the world of PBR! Tina Battock has had quite an interesting road to becoming the GM of the Nashville Stampede in the PBR Teams series. Not only will you love her attitude towards conquering anything in her path, but we bond over cocktails and baking of all things. Make sure you give her a follow because I have a feeling this is just one industry she'll conquer. Not to mention her life perspectives should be shared.
Tue, October 11, 2022
Puddin Up with Fort Worth Roots
I'm joined by Andrew from Fort Worth Roots to talk all things podcasting, and Uncorked. We dive into the importance of friends who hold you accountable that you can have tough conversations with. And how podcasting and hobbies during Covid affected us. I'm reminded my 100th episode is near and we need to plan an event. Andrew shares his most important interviews before we dive into Fort Worth issues and why people are so afraid of retaliation for speaking their mind. Our beef is settled when it comes to giving out awards, finally. I almost cry on air, and Andrew saves all the juicy stuff for the very end of the episode I tried to end 13 times.
Wed, October 05, 2022
CORKS 2.0
I'm BAAACCCKKKK - We have a lot of catching up to do! My friend Priscilla joins me as I share the newest Corks in Cowtown creation - Uncorked. We brag on the Fort Worth Pod Squad, and share that we'll be guests for PBR again. Priscilla is a not only a podcaster over at Truth P Told, but she is a star of the unfilmed, and nonexistent series Selling Sunset - Dallas edition. We talk all things Uber, and Corks newest voice, Daddy, makes his introduction. Priscilla has BDE, and loves to slap men in the face for fun, because honestly who wouldn't. We briefly mention a podcast that shouldn't exist, and dive into mind altering substances. Don't worry Priscilla will be returning because this barely scratches the surface. Thanks to our sponsor Hulala Home, located here in Fort Worth, TX. Make sure to use code "COWTOWN" at check out for 15% your entire order!
Wed, June 29, 2022
Make It Make Sense
In this wrap up episode for the season I'm joined by the ladies of Forever Reckless. And honestly none of us know what we're talking about anymore, and taking a shot of whiskey before recording might not have been our best idea. We discuss all things banana flavor, and why you need to stop reposting clickbait. We try to determine where a God complex comes from, and who got banned from Hinge? Dating is still hard, but should we do a 12 dates of summer series? We inform you what a bloomin onion and dating friends have in common, and when is having a preference okay...Our Fort Worth Pod Squad is growing and we couldn't be more proud, but we're still gonna roast men any chance we get.
Thu, June 09, 2022
Out In The Fields By CiCis Pizza
Back with part 2 of tall boys with The Funky Panther! This round we play a game of Truth or Drink and while we all do drink the honesty is maybe a little too honest at times. I find out the boys true feelings about me, who is a cheater, and who can't hold their bladder. You may actually want to grab a drink for this one too, and if you're at work, well that's on you...
Tue, May 24, 2022
Sheep For Dinner
Ya'll asked for another collab and here we go again. The Funky Panther boys join me in studio and we weekend recap: Podcasts & PBR, Brunch at Brewed, and our interviews at the actual PBR. Tim still hates me, but thankfully we can all bond over Lubys. Javier shares occasions where BBQ sauce on your titties isn't frowned upon and I share my first experience at Bottled Blonde. Next time you're in the Stockyards I'd suggest eating anywhere but a certain establishment. We talk all things meat, and try to decipher how many Mexican pizzas are necessary to decide you don't like Mexican pizzas. Anyone wanna foot hug? Also, a Funky Panther band may or may not have existed at one point. Just try to picture Chad with spiky hair and frosted tips, yeah I don't see it either. This episode is pretty spot on and by that I mean, chaotic.
Thu, May 19, 2022
No Bull With Tiffany Davis
Well I'm officially obsessed with North Carolina cowgirl, Tiffany Davis. Not only does she share all the stories about the founding of the PBR, but you get to hear her gush over her husband, Jerome Davis. They say life comes at you quick and let me tell you that is an understatement with this couple. However, the breaking points allowed a story of overcoming and evolving. We talk becoming a bull owner, and the new team aspect in bull riding. What does it mean to flank a bull? Tiffany shares her passion about animal welfare and how she was confused for Pamela Anderson in The Longest Ride. This is quite possibly one of my favorite interviews to date, and you'll see why after listening.
Wed, May 18, 2022
Ok Frog Butt
The Mambo Taxis hit and the memories of UIL choir and safety patrol come flooding in. Tyler and Roger agree that ASMR is absolute garbage as we discuss sounds and words we despise. Robyn almost slips and says the M word. But really this episode is about a list of insults simmering in Robyn's note app. We close out the episode talking about the Abercrombie documentary and the memories of A&F are quite traumatizing, minus the smell. We might still like the smell...
Wed, May 11, 2022
Hey Y’all - What’s The 411
It's time to play catch up with Tyler and Roger, and this episode includes Roger's first Mambo Taxi. Mi Cocina, we're open to sponsorships. We talk ArtsGoggle and when you can expect the launch of their podcast. Did you see the Fort Worth Arts Fair numbers? And how exaggerated do you think they were? It's time to become jury members and we are NOT team Amber Turd. I get schooled on every term possible, and clearly need to study more. Roger tries roll play, and exactly where did our daddy fetishes come from? Tyler busts out his teaching skills, and shares why more of these conversations are needed to help others in the community.
Tue, May 03, 2022
Giving Flowers
Back with Anthony for another episode as we discuss how connected Fort Worth is and how actions speak louder than words when it comes to friendship. We dive into being too nice when dating, and how dating while staying busy comes down to making time and prioritizing. What is your ideal dating scenario? Have you ever lost yourself while in a relationship? Shout out to our grandparents for helping make us who we are today, and finding where confidence comes from. And is a new podcast coming to The Funk, or is Anthony just teasing us...
Tue, April 26, 2022
Fort Worth vs Everybody
Meet my friend, and local creative and entrepreneur, Anthony Oliphant. We talk first jobs and the creative process to starting a business. And if a sexy logo doesn't work for one business, it might work for another! Staying motivated is key even after failure, and for some meditation just may be the key to keeping life zen. However, meditation to me just make me think about Ace Ventura. Anthony shares his best advice for anyone wanting to start a new path, and we give props to our friend Lou Charles. Be the light.
Tue, April 19, 2022
Diversify Your Circle
Back again with Tyler and Roger to share everything about Fort Worth Pride and the struggles and success the community has faced. Want to know how you as a business and ally can actually help and support your local LGBTQ+ community? We gotchu. Are you completely lost on how to be an ally? We dive in and go over terminology and sayings, and discuss what NOT to say and WHY. The wine hits and we may get a tad deep and emotional over talking about relationships or lack of. Snaps for therapy.
Tue, April 12, 2022
Tell Me How You Blow
It's time ya'll meet Tyler and Roger, and I promise you this duo doesn't need much to have you dying of laughter. Not only do we share some questionable ways to inspire, but we encourage you to follow your dreams, even if it leads to a makeout sesh while a homeless person yells at you. I teach the boys about using a shot of rumple as mouthwash and we share what gives us the ick. We discuss why childhood toys are essential in you not looking like a moron, and as always, y'all please be self aware.
Tue, April 05, 2022
Everyday Experiences
I'm back with LDP from "It's Probably You" and we dive into why...If you feel guilty it's probably you. Robyn shares her struggles with setting boundaries, and having healthy confrontation. Have you really ever sat down to get to know who you are? LDP explains why feelings are not your personality, and gives us the much needed Silo analogy. We take matching energy to the extreme, and discuss how life is so much bigger than we realize. But wherever you go, go where you feel welcome, and always protect the vibe. Plus we discuss the stages of change, and how relapse can actually help you succeed.
Tue, March 29, 2022
Never Satisfied
Expert father, Lance Perry, from "It's Probably You" joins me for a special recording at Backlot's new podcasting studio! We talk Instagram names vs real names, and the growth and changes in our podcasting community. Ya'll have been wanting drama, so we share the two Fort Worth gossip pages for your stalking enjoyment. We talk Sundance Square past and present, and give you a teaser because events are FINALLY really back. Main Street Arts Festival is around the corner and there is some DRAMA surrounding it. But we don't really care as long as there are VIP potties...
Wed, March 16, 2022
Corks In Cowtown Does SXSW
I can't even begin to put this weekend into a summary. Visit Fort Worth knocked the entire experience out of the park for those of us who participated along with guests and visitors. Our city will be talked about for months to come whether it be the guest panelists from 1883, the Hotel Drover experience, the delicious TX Whiskey drinks which I blamed my hangover on, or the phenomenal musicians that graced the stage each day. I mean Lou Charle$ and PAUL WALL were on stage together! It was an absolute honor to just soak it all in and share our city and what we love with new friends and old. The Fort Worth podcasting fam did an amazing job at highlighting different aspects, and interviewed some great guests! My personal guest was the fabulous Christian Tovar, who shared all things bites, beauty, and wellness. Not to mention she played interviewer too, and did a terrific job! THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED 3/13/22
Tue, March 08, 2022
Never Doubt Patterns
I know there will still be a lot of questions after this, however somethings are not my story to tell. All I can tell you is that actions prove who someone is, words prove who they want to be. You can wish and hope the best for someone and want them to eat, but not at your table. "People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person. Don't try to make those people fit where they aren't intended."
Tue, February 08, 2022
Can You Admit Your Flaws?
THIS EPISODE WAS PRE-RECORDED ON 1/31/2022 We are pumped for SXSW, and hope there are not break ins on Rainey St this time...Would you ever bring a 3rd wheel on your Bumble dates? We talk female friend safety and interpret Bartons text. Robyn is obsessed with Euphoria and not too pumped for another solo Valentines. Should male only podcasts be allowed? Where do men find the audacity?
Tue, February 01, 2022
We Have An Announcement
We're back after a delay via gallbladder removal and Spirit Airlines drama. Barton is still hiding his dating life, but we were both lucky enough to check out Paloma Suerte last week! We find out Barton got a car, are we're convinced there are mole people in downtown Fort Worth. Robyn comes close to fighting Barton over 1883, and has a theory on why she won't be murdered. And oh yeah... We have an announcement...
Tue, December 14, 2021
SANTA‘S COMING
We tell you what the internet says people want this holiday season. Which, we're not sure how we feel about them. (SHOP LOCAL) Did you ever believe in Santa? Barton wants to massage your face, and Robyn makes him Google a word he uses inappropriately. How do ya'll feel about sharing significant others? This is our last episode of the year so we can relax and enjoy the holidays, but next year we're going HAM. Happy Holidays ya'll!
Tue, November 30, 2021
Crabs Have Feelings Too
We hope you all got your turkey naps in! We're back in the Amber Room and dishing on some life tips. Barton's going to Art Basel and hoping to roll around in the sand. Robyn's only luck lately is with open bars. Did you know our amazing friend Chef Jenna Kinard is back in the kitchen at Jellicos?! We find out lobsters and crabs have rights, and were ready for another singles event next year. Are you ready?
Tue, November 23, 2021
Do You Know Who I Am?
This week we share what we are thankful for. Which is apparently free drinks from strangers on dates, and slapping men for their birthdays...You think we're kidding? Do you need cocktails on a night out to have fun? More importantly on this episode we give a major shoutout to our friend Jonathan Morris. Do you know who he is? Because you absolutely should.
Tue, November 16, 2021
What‘s In Barton‘s Purse?
We spend this episode laughing so we don't cry. Robyn teaches Barton the gift of Noodle, and Bones or No Bones Day. Have ya'll had to buy gas recently?! We discuss Thanksgiving plans, our friend Scotty Scott has a book out that everyone needs! What are the best and worst holiday dinner topics? Can we officially be influencers now after an episode help changed a recipe at a new restaurant? Barton shares the contents of his "Crossbody" and we want to know your weird family traditions.
Tue, November 09, 2021
The Ick Factor
Barton has become an Instagram monster, and Robyn thinks he needs a swirly. We reminisce on our high school days, and Robyn has decided if you think of children as small drunk adults they are more tolerable. Does your significant other need to post you to make it real? What makes you cringe? We've got a few events coming up and we want to see you, so give us a listen and mark your calendars!
Tue, November 02, 2021
Red Carpets and Headlines
Barton barhops in LA, but could he get in everywhere? Robyn wants to visit famous crime scenes and has gone down more wormholes. Do you trust a news headline when you see it or has faith in the media disappeared? We read top headlines and discuss our thoughts on what's fact vs fiction. THIS EPISODE WAS PRE-RECORDED 10/27/2021
Tue, October 19, 2021
Left Swipes
It's spooky season and we're back in the Amber Room talking online dating don'ts and things we hate. Barton gets to play on Robyn's Bumble and the first swipe is a wild ride! Barton thinks babies are dumb for too long, and Robyn is once again being asked inappropriate questions in the DMs. Are we really surprised?
Tue, October 12, 2021
Red or Blue?
This week is all about Squid Game! If you've been living under a rock and haven't seen this wild series; we suggest you give it a watch for the many life lessons which we discuss today! Do you think you would've picked red or blue? Do you think you could've handled Squid Game?
Tue, October 05, 2021
Sweet 16
It's Cami's birthday, Robyn's dog, and it has her feeling nostalgic about childhood. So we take a trip down memory lane, and Barton shares some facts that no one asked for along the way. Also, it's officially hunting season on the podcast, but our prey doesn't require a license to kill...
Tue, September 28, 2021
What Makes You Happy?
We had an early photoshoot with our favorite, Vicky Godbold, and got a tour of Hotel Dryce by the man himself, Jonathan Morris. Does your job make you happy? Barton got to experience Main Table this weekend while Robyn ventured to the coast for BorracHO PEsador. Robyn needs ideas on what to do for her dogs Sweet 16, and we question how things are named. We briefly dive into the Gabby Petito case and discuss if we'd be good at going off the grid...
Tue, September 21, 2021
Spooky Season 2021
Barton tries his hand at dad jokes. Robyn is basically the Grinch and can't decide if she has a black heart or if it's growing. Does everyone meet their potential? We've been watching a lot of shows and give our opinions and want to hear yours. Fellas, you need to eat your fruits and veggies for your extracurricular activities. Have you heard of Delta 8? It's almost fall ya'll!
Wed, September 15, 2021
Guess Who‘s Back
We're back after an unexpected break and dive right into the randomness! Let's talk food sensitivities, and still hating people on planes. What's worse Dirty 6th in Austin vs Deep Ellum? Pedal Pubs are BS, and we want to see Usher in Vegas. Robyn loves cat videos to Drake, Barton strangely doesn't follow any of the Housewives...Have you ever had to run through the airport? And we know Halloween is around the corner because Robyn got ghosted, again.
Wed, July 28, 2021
Men In Bikinis
This week Robyn brings in guest host and content creator Andrew Longron. We talk Uber stories, the pros and cons of entrepreneurship, men in bikinis, and of course we get Andrews married perspective on dating. We both have ADHD so you can assume this episode is all over the place, but we hit TONS of topics! Y'all make sure to follow Andrew on TikTok and Instagram, he'll constantly have you laughing or saying WTF.
Tue, July 20, 2021
Say What You Mean
Barton's back from his birthday extravaganza so we catch up on all things Miami swim week, and shark week. Robyn's giving her review of a new restaurant in downtown Fort Worth, and letting you know what to skip. We talk SexLife, the show...and things guys what women to know.
Tue, June 29, 2021
Y'all Means All
We had a busy weekend with Fort Worth events supporting and celebrating friends like Morgan Mercantile's 2 Year Anniversary, and Louapalooza! We getting into some local dirt with a judgmental judge, and a "different kind" of news publication. Downtown Fort Worth is still dying, and does the city really stand by Yall Means All? Buckle Up.
Tue, June 22, 2021
These Are My Confessions
Robyn keeps losing her phone and Barton can't stay off of his. When is it okay to cancel a first date? We talk how schedules affect dating, and why you should never settle. Plus our first Sunday confessions, and ya'll really spilled the beans...
Tue, June 15, 2021
Pretty Litty In The City
Robyn's hungover and Barton is dropping fries. Lou Charles joins us to discuss literally every random topic possible, but most importantly Louapalooza, June 26th. Can you have friends of the opposite sex? What constitutes a date? This episode shows guys are more observant than they let on...
Tue, June 08, 2021
Fly Me Out
We catch up on Robyn's travels, and discuss what insecurities drive people to do. The Amber Room ghost returns, and weird texts are back. Plus, hear the results of Barton's poll on expectations if flown somewhere...
Wed, June 02, 2021
Kitchen Pass
We're back and sharing the best advice you've been given. Is the grass ever greener? Should you ever pick your friends nose? Barton has a hatred of Crocs, and Robyn wants you to bus tables faster.
Tue, May 25, 2021
It's Crucial Take 2
Part 2 is here for crucial conversations before a relationship gets serious! Barton wants you to hear him sing in the shower and Robyn isn't sharing who she's marrying til the wedding.
Wed, May 19, 2021
It's Crucial Take 1
This week we chat CRUCIAL CONVERSATIONS. Shit gets deep, and we’ll we honestly don’t know the right answer to some of ya’lls questions, but we sure as hell try! Seems like money and faithfulness are the hottest topics. And this is only part 1…
Tue, May 04, 2021
Ya'll Got Strawberry Lemonade?
We're back and stumbling over all of our words. We talk Kentucky Derby, making reservations, and dress codes. Is downtown Fort Worth growing, or dying? Barton wants you to leave his fries alone, and Robyn wants to close her DMs.
Tue, April 20, 2021
Who's Your Gang Gang
Do we meet people by accident, or for a reason? Robyn's hatred of colored accessories continues to celebrities, and Barton still doesn't know how to mute his phone. We take a deep dive into our opinions on the music industry, and the Kardashians...
Tue, April 06, 2021
Amplify 817
Robyn and Barton are on location at the library? Barton's gassy and Robyn's interviewing people in front of porta potties. We promise this episode does level out when some special guests stop by for interviews, and you know nothing is off topic. Let's go!
Wed, March 31, 2021
Time To Level Up
We're back with a weekend recap! Do single people spend the most money? Why were fake lashes created? Robyn and Barton both experience a breakup and decided it's time to make dat money.
Tue, March 16, 2021
Straight From The Pulpit
The time change has Robyn hearing things, Barton's a holiday hater, and we discuss 3 new dating trends. Plus, what's a vulnerability cycle? This one ends with a cliff hanger...
Tue, March 09, 2021
Liar Liar
Burger King wants to keep women in the kitchen for International Women's Day. Robyn + Barton bring back weekend updates, masks off this Wednesday and how far can confidence take you in life...
Tue, March 02, 2021
Can You Hear Us Now?
We ran into some sound issues yesterday so we apologize for the first half of the show, but we bring you some hard truths and laughs this week as always! We talk vaccines, labels, bananas, and The Amber Room ghost returned...
Tue, February 23, 2021
Ugly Dudes and Hot Chicks
Did ya'll survive Snowvid? Let's talk weather machines, and the possibility you need a new friend group. Barton poses a question on survival vs love. Robyn shares why social media and relationships don't mix, and ladies apparently we're running out of time...
Tue, February 09, 2021
Stay Positive, Test Negative
Let's talk Super Bowl tequila hangovers, and Post Malone hotness. There's a Drake curse? You can pay to shave something into Barton's hair, and Robyn teaches us the 3 F's. Who will have a valentine, and who's having a baby?
Tue, February 02, 2021
Be My Valentine?
Has Barton found the one, or is there still hope for the ladies? Robyn would like to sleep through the whole month, but first asks is Valentine's Day overrated? It's no surprise this one is all over the place so buckle up!
Tue, January 26, 2021
Let Me Overthink This Real Quick
This week we talk self sabotage, and blocking blessings while Barton went on how many dates?! Robyn has a hatred of white accessories, and needs everyone to be original. Also, did you get logged out of Facebook? We've got an experiment for you...
Tue, January 19, 2021
Adventures in Homie Hopping
We apologize to MLK Jr. for having inappropriate conversations like Robyn's new thoughts on ghosting, Barton is introduced to adventures in homie hoping. Plus, we're getting some spicy sponsorship opportunities, Barton gives a condom review, and has a date this week...
Tue, January 12, 2021
New Year Same Shit Show
Your favorite Fort Worth duo is back and they've declared 2021: Year of the Savage! This year we are manifesting all good things, shooting our shot, deleting contacts, and of course drinking champs. Let's kick the year off with a BANG!
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