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Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Two Nerdy Idiots take fans and listeners on a fun and ridiculous ride to review every episode of the hit DC Comics television show Smallville.Theme Song: Save Me by Remy ZeroFollow us on Twitter: @SomebodySave_MeEpisodes also available on Youtube, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, Pandora and all other available streaming platforms.Contact: somebodysaveme1938@gmail.comDISCLAIMER: We do not own nor do we pretend to own any music or videos that are played during the episodes. We mean only to review and discuss these episodes fairly and provide quality entertainment. All trademarks and copyrights are the property of their respective...

S8 E12 · Tue, March 25, 2025
#8.12 - Bulletproof
Law & Order: Smallville Victims Unit Detective John Jones makes his return only to get shot, while on duty, in the first five minutes. After Clark finds out it was an inside job he decides to go undercover as a cop named Joe Fordman (Top 10) in order to find the culprit. Meanwhile, Lana is still here, back as the lead terrorist, and now fighting with Tess about Lex and the famous art of Wushu. Phil Morris returns for another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter.
S8 E11 · Tue, March 18, 2025
#8.11 - Legion
31st Century's very own idiots! The second half of season eight begins, so that means we tank the story right? A group of aliens come from the future to stroke Clark’s massive ego, and to prevent another Brainiac resurrection by killing Chloe. They also decide to tell Lana she’s historically important (forgot she’s still here). Clark just wants to beat up these futuristic idiots and get his best friend back to normal. Davis is straight CHILLIN’. Jimmy is in a coma…right??? Don't forget to leave those five stars!
S8 E10 · Tue, March 11, 2025
#8.10 - Bride
Smallville Presents: The Bride of Doomsday Wedding bells are ringing for Chloe and Jimmy. Davis is actually Doomsday and becomes a murderous wedding crasher. Clark and Lois experience a cute moment. Oliver ruins everything by teaming up with Lana, a.k.a. the devil. #RIPGayColin Sam Witwer ( Star Wars: The Clone Wars ) makes his official appearance as DC Comics original character Doomsday. Kristen Kreuk makes her temporary return as DC Comics original character Lana Lang. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
S8 E9 · Tue, March 04, 2025
#8.9 - Abyss
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: The Chloe Edition Brainiac makes a surprise return as the true man that's been inside of Chloe (no, seriously) the past year. But now, he's causing her to lose her all of memories rapidly. Jimmy can't deal with another amnesia blondie, so he turns to Clark for help who then goes to Big Daddy Jor-El (LFG!). While Chloe tries to remain calm, she eventually can only think of her favorite paramedic: Davis. Wink, wink.
S8 E8 · Tue, February 25, 2025
#8.8 - Bloodline
The Return of Kara...and her amnesia? Clark takes a nice trip with Lois to the Phantom Zone and finds Kara there with some new dreads. While attempting to get back, the femdom wife of Zod takes over Lois' body in order to find her son...DAVIS?! Meanwhile, Tess continues to be annoying and Chloe uses Oliver just to steal and push him around.
S8 E7 · Tue, February 18, 2025
#8.7 - Identity
Freak of the Week presents: Mind-F**k! Jimmy finally figures out who Clark is after snapping a picture of a red-blue blur (wink, wink fans) saving Lois from a mugger. All Jimmy wants is to be C.K.'s BFF and fellow confidant. Too bad Clark will do anything and everything possible to lie to Jimmy, so he brings in Oliver, a current alcoholic/sex addict, to do the same plan they did back in Hydro (#6.10)...smh. Meanwhile, Lois gets taken on a date by a new reporter who just so happens to be a certified Black Creek meteor freak. Kyle Schmid ( Copper , NCIS: Origins ) guest stars as Sebastian Kane, a.k.a. Wilson Turner.
S8 E6 · Tue, February 11, 2025
#8.6 - Prey
R.I.P. Mary - May Santa bring you the right toy now A serial killer is on the loose after a string of related attacks happen within Metropolis. With the help of the not-so-mighty Detective Jon Jones, Clark investigates Davis after noticing that he's been at every crime scene. Davis keeps blacking out and thinks he actually might be the killer, but accuses Clark instead. Jimmy just wants to ride shotgun in an ambulance and Chloe is hosting Meteor Freaks Anonymous sessions at the Isis Foundation. Phil Morris returns for another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter.
S8 E5 · Tue, February 04, 2025
#8.5 - Committed
Welcome to the Love Doctor's "Shock of Love" Chloe and Jimmy are kidnapped after their engagement party and get put into a twisted game that tests their love for each other. The Love Doctor asks them a few dumb questions, then lets them go (not kidding). Before Clark and Lois realize they're safe, they end up caught in the game themselves after masquerading as a couple around town. Meanwhile, Oliver needs some action, so he hits up Tess to hook up and talk about her old friend Megan (R.I.P.).
S8 E4 · Tue, January 28, 2025
#8.4 - Instinct
Now Presenting: Basic Instinct (Smallville Edition) All because Tess doesn't know what she's doing, a queen named Maxima shows up to Metropolis looking for a Kryptonian husband. No mortal man can survive her kiss, so Clark has to take one for the team on this one. Jimmy finds Chloe's love letter to Clark from season two episode "Fever" (she so did it on purpose). Lois shows her first sign of jealousy after seeing Clark with another woman. Charlotte Sullivan (Rookie Blue, Chicago Fire) special guest stars as, DC Comics original character, Maxima.
S8 E3 · Tue, January 21, 2025
#8.3 - Toxic
R.I.P. Megan - The best friend nobody wanted. What's a good superhero show without a SUPER retcon? Oliver is back in town and gets poisoned by someone from his past. Chloe uses her new Brainiac skills, and her E.R. Lover Davis, to track down an antidote. Clark finds out that Tess and Oliver know each other from their Jungle Freak-Off days, and is the only one that knows of this rare poison. Meanwhile, Lois becomes toxic herself while giving Oliver sponge baths as he's dying. Also, WHERE'S JIMMY?!
S8 E2 · Tue, January 14, 2025
#8.2 - Plastique
What happens when a street rat blows up a bus? It's Clark's first day at the Daily Planet and he manages to save the new boss, Tess Mercer, after a bus explodes in the city. Lois starts showing Clark the ropes in a very adorable way. Chloe begins a new paramedic love affair while also taking in a random girl named Bette who just so happens to be a meteor freak. Jessica Parker Kennedy ( Black Sails , The Flash ) special guest stars as DC Comics original character Bette San Souci, a.k.a. Plastique. Sam Witwer ( Star Wars: The Clone Wars ) makes his debut as season eight's new character Davis Bloome.
S8 E1 · Tue, January 07, 2025
#8.1 - Odyssey
This is dedicated to Texas, Louisiana swamps and Mother Russia! It's been four long weeks since the collapse of Clark's fortress. Here's what's happening: Clark has been slanging black market seafood in a Russian work camp. Oliver, AC and Dinah fight to reunite with their Boy Scout. Chloe has new powers and is loving it. Lois is now ten times hotter. LuthorCorp's new CEO arrives and has red hair...coincidence? Not likely. Cassidy Freeman ( The Righteous Gemstones , Longmire ) makes her Smallville debut as new series regular Tess Mercer. Justin Hartley, Alan Ritchson and Alaina Huffman all make their return as DC Comics original characters Green Arrow (Oliver Queen), Aquaman (Arthur Curry) and Black Canary (Dinah Lance), respectively. Phil Morris returns for another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter.
Bonus · Fri, January 03, 2025
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li [BONUS]
The Film Review Nobody Wanted/The Real Reason Lana Left It's a new year, so we had to shake things up a bit. Join us in our first viewing of the unforgettable, 3% certified fresh, Street Fighter movie from '09. The most legendary of useless characters all-around and we get to prove how this story is canon to Lana's character arc. HIGHLY RECOMMEND* to watch the movie before listening to us give it the best review it'll ever receive. #It'sALanavilleSummerInBangkokAfterAll (P.S. - please excuse the audio issues during the intro) (P.S.S. - remember to leave those FIVE STARS!)
Bonus · Wed, December 25, 2024
Season Seven Awards
Another season, another award show... MERRY CHRISTMAS! The Two Nerdy Idiots have brought back everyone's favorite tradition: the end-of-the-season award show! We've returned with plenty of nominations from ourselves, but also the fans. Thank you once again for participating and making this show one of the best things we look forward to doing. Cheers to our original fans, but also the newcomers! Hope you enjoy the show and wonderful categories...hehe. Don't forget to leave those FIVE STARS!!!
S7 E21 · Wed, December 18, 2024
#7.20 - Arctic
#MostDisappointingSeasonFinale Long story short: Kara is Brainiac (doesn't make sense). Clark isn't doing anything to stop Lex from finding out how to control him. Chloe hates Kara lowkey. Jimmy gets way too much screen time. Lois is drinking while on the clock. The power of Cyrus defeats Brainiac. Lex finally finds out Clark's secret (it's a 5-minute scene). James Marsters ( Buffy: The Vampire Slayer ) returns again as DC Comics original character Brainiac. Don't forget to leave those 5 STARS!
S7 E20 · Tue, December 10, 2024
#7.19 - Quest
The secret lies with Charlotte... After a weird "assassination" attempt on Lex leaves him scarred with strange symbols, Clark and Chloe decipher the code and are led to a church by the last surviving member of Veritas... EDWARD TEAGUE! But things don't go as planned and now Clark must race to find the secret Kryptonian information before Lex and his new Antiques Roadshow assistant. Robert Picardo ( Star Trek: Voyager ) special guest stars as Edward Teague. Don't forget to leave those FIVE STARS!
S7 E19 · Tue, December 03, 2024
#7.18 - Apocalypse
Smallville Presents: A Krypton Carol Clark comes to the crazy conclusion that Earth, and everyone he loves, would be better off if he never existed. Jor-El overhears his stupidity and puts him in a simulation of a world that never had Clark. The Kents have a human son, Lana is married to a French Pete Ross, Chloe doesn't matter, Jimmy is Jimmy and Lois is somehow even hotter for Clark. What could go wrong? Oh, Lex Luthor is President of the United States and wants to nuke the entire world. James Marsters ( Buffy: The Vampire Slayer ) returns again as DC Comics original character Brainiac.
S7 E18 · Tue, November 26, 2024
#7.17 - Sleeper
The name is Olsen...James Olsen. Chloe's secret hacking skills have finally caught up to her when Jimmy gets blackmailed by the feds in order to spy on Chloe to see what other "terrorist" acts she plans to commit. Meanwhile, all Chloe is trying to do is find Kara and Brainiac because Clark only wants to fix Lana instead of stopping Lex from getting the secret Veritas box in Zurich. Don't forget to leave those 5 STARS!
S7 E17 · Tue, November 19, 2024
#7.16 - Descent
The Death of Lionel Luthor A murderer, a horrible step-papa, even worst father and a billionaire. He will be missed. Time to play the Who's Dumber? game! Lex murders his father for not giving him the second Veritas key. Lionel hid the key with Chloe, so Lex fires her and easily takes it. Jimmy got a picture proving Lionel's murder and sends out the info in a text message. Lois tries to help, gets shot then thrown into a freezer with Jimmy. Clark doesn't care about any of this and only wants to fix Lana because he's tired of looking at her. Don't forget to leave those 5 STARS!
S7 E16 · Tue, November 12, 2024
#7.15 - Veritas
Today's Top Word: V E R I T A S Lex is somehow gaining back memories after a bullet in the head from 3 episodes ago. What are the memories about? VERITAS. Brainiac is back and wants Kara to "save Krypton". Probably a lie, but HELL YEAH! VERITAS! Lois and Jimmy Team-Up #2 to take down Lionel for crimes linked to...VERITAS. Clark chooses Lana over trying to save Kara...Veritas? James Marsters ( Buffy: The Vampire Slayer ) makes his return as DC Comics original character Brainiac.
S7 E15 · Tue, November 05, 2024
#7.14 - Traveler
Veritas: The Ultimate Retcon Lionel hires a former 33.1 employee to take Clark hostage and thrown into a kryptonite cage. Why? The daughter of the late Virgil Swann, Patricia, arrives to blackmail Lionel in order to return "the traveler" to Veritas, which is the secret, elite astronomy club that included the Luthors, Teagues, Queens and Swanns. While Luthor and Patricia battle it out, OG Lana and Chloe team-up to restore Kara's memories and powers in order to save Clark. Don't forget to leave those 5 stars!
S7 E14 · Tue, October 29, 2024
#7.13 - Hero
Return of The Boss: A Smallville Tale The one and only Pete "The Boss" Ross makes his return as the hero who saved Amnesia Kara with his new stretching powers...from Kryptonite gum. After seeing how Clark has somehow made his life worse than before, Pete decides to get rid of the Luthors once and for all. Meanwhile, a web of lies continues to spread between Clark, Lionel, Kara and Lex. Sam Jones III ( Blue Mountain State , Glory Road ) makes a special guest return, and final appearance, as DC Comics original character Pete Ross. Don't forget to leave those 5 STARS!
S7 E13 · Wed, October 23, 2024
#7.12 - Fracture
Smallville Presents: Clark Kent's MINDFREAK Kara, now a waitress called Linda (#amnesia), gets located by Lex with Lois right behind him. After Lex offers her memory treatment, Bus Boy Finley takes Kara and Lois hostage and gives Lex a coma headshot. Since nobody else knows Kara's location, Clark decides to invade Lex's mind with the help of Lionel, Lana and Chloe. But what does Clark find inside? Lex's worst nightmare: a terrifying, little, pale, ginger boy by the name of Alexander.
S7 E12 · Tue, October 15, 2024
#7.11 - Siren
The Battle of the Cry Babies! A new blonde woman with the power of a sonic scream makes her appearance as Lex's new hire. After she stops Chloe and Oliver from stealing Lex's info, Clark starts crying about Chloe being put in danger. Lana then starts crying because she misses Bizarro and hates Clark. Lex cries because Green Arrow is back in town. Lois cries because Oliver IS Green Arrow. And Lionel is crying because he lost his son with hair...again. With all that being said, who else misses Jimmy? We know Kara doesn't (hehe, amnesia)! Alaina Huffman ( Supernatural , Riverdale ) makes her first special guest appearance as DC Comics original character Dinah Lance, a.k.a. Black Canary. Don't forget to leave those 5 STARS!
S7 E11 · Tue, October 08, 2024
#7.10 - Persona
Step aside Clana fans, it's time for Bizana. #TrueLove Weeks have passed and Lana couldn't be more in love with Fake Clark, a.k.a. Bizarro. Bizarro plots to destroy Clark while he's still frozen, but needs the help of Brainiac. Luckily, Lana, the Homeless Queen, knows just where to find him! When Clark is released from Jor-El, Brainiac manipulates him in order to find his creator, Dax-Ur, while also revealing the way to defeat Bizarro. Meanwhile, the Luthors' family drama is turned up a notch when Grant Grabiel returns to reveal how much of a better son he could be to Lionel than compared to Lex. James Marsters ( Buffy: The Vampire Slayer ) makes his return as DC Comics original character Brainiac. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
S7 E10 · Tue, October 01, 2024
#7.9 - Gemini
'Tis the Season to Put a Bomb on Chloe! Smallville 's second Christmas episode is here and it's quite...explosive. At the Daily Planet office Lois stupidly answers a call from a phone that's not hers and what does she get? A bomb threat against Chloe from a man named Adrian who wants to expose Lex's illegal cloning experiments. Meanwhile, Chloe and Jimmy get stuck in an elevator together after their break-up. On top of all that, Clark is now super down to become a terrorist with Lana and wants to take Lex down...together (ew). For the fans out there, here's that unbelievable Jessica Simpson Christmas song . And, as always, remember to leave the show those 5 stars!
S7 E9 · Wed, September 25, 2024
#7.8 - Blue
Clark gives in to the power of Kara's blue crystal and brings it to the fortress. After activating the crystal, Clark's biological mother, Lara, is back in the flesh. What's the catch? Well, she's not technically real and Clark also now has to deal with a copy of Kara's father, the perverted Uncle Zor-El. Clark is sabotaged with blue kryptonite, Lara looks at Lana once and calls her evil, and Chloe catches Lois taking Grant over his desk at the Daily Planet. Helen Slater (Supergirl, The Lying Game) makes her return as DC Comics original character Lara-El, Clark's Kryptonian mother. Christopher Heyerdahl (Hell on Wheels, Peacemaker) makes his return as DC Comics original character Zor-El, Clark's Kryptonian uncle. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
S7 E8 · Tue, September 17, 2024
#7.7 - Wrath
Lanaville's Journal: November 8th, 2007. Tonight, an insane woman becomes superhuman and cheats on her "boyfriend" by making out with her ex-husband. After another freak accident with Kryptonite and lightning ("Leech" iykyk), Lana is transferred Clark's powers. Lana then goes on an evil escapade in order to expose Lex's past and his secrets to the entire world. Clark, who still has his powers, tries everything possible in order to get her back to normal. Lois and Grant's "professional" relationship goes up a notch. Lex's team of scientists discover something new. Chloe shows how she's the number one best friend and ride-or-die. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
S7 E7 · Tue, September 10, 2024
#7.6 - Lara
This week we finally get our first glimpse of Krypton in a flashback between Kara and her father, Zor-El, before the planet's destruction. Since Kara ran away from the farm because Clark is friends with a martian (racist much, Kara?), she has been trying to track down her Kryptonian crystal. Kara gets in over her head and Special Agent Carter captures her in order to extract alien knowledge. During the rescue mission, Clark sees his birth mother through Kara's memories. Lex wants to help, but Lionel makes him cry instead. Chloe finds a lead on a new story: Lana's new terrorist organization, The Isis Foundation. Helen Slater (Supergirl, The Lying Game) makes her first appearance DC Comics original character Lara-El, Clark's Kryptonian mother. Christopher Heyerdahl (Hell on Wheels, Peacemaker) makes his first appearance as DC Comics original character Zor-El, Clark's Kryptonian uncle. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
S7 E6 · Wed, September 04, 2024
#7.5 - Action
After a murder attempt goes wrong on the set of the new Warrior Angel movie, actress Rachel Davenport is taken under Clark's wing until they find the killer. Lionel finally reappears, but is being held captive at a weed farm. Lana continues to scheme and tell lies. Lois investigates more into the Luthors, specifically Lex's lab at the dam and the properties around it. Chloe is now a loser after breaking up with Jimmy. Christina Milian (Man of the House, Be Cool) makes a special guest appearance as the action movie star Rachel Davenport. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
S7 E5 · Tue, August 27, 2024
#7.4 - Cure
The Battle of the Immortals is here! Dr. Curtis Knox, a famous neurosurgeon, is introduced this week as an immortal man curing the meteor-infected. But Curtis seems to have his own agenda: taking the organs of certain patients in order to make his wife immortal. Before Chloe even does any research, she decides to ditch Jimmy to go get the cure from Dr. Knox. Clark sets out to stop her...with Lex's help?! Lana makes herself at home (gross) by continuing her web of lies. Martian Manhunter and Kara finally meet again at the House of Kent. Dean Cain (Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman) special guest stars as Doctor Curtis Knox, a character originally intended to be Smallville's version of DC Comics original character Vandal Savage. Phil Morris returns for another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
S7 E4 · Tue, August 20, 2024
#7.3 - Fierce
It's time for the 100th Smallville Harvest Festival and what better way to bring in its new citizen than a beauty pageant filled with meteor freaks? Kara gets bored and enters the beauty pageant, against Clark's wishes (lame-o). Three new meteor-infected hotties from out of town plan to steal Smallville's secret treasure, which happens to have a Kryptonian secret. Lana is still homeless, so she makes her return to Clark in order to live at his farm. Lex continues to be out of his mind, but has new fans in the Domestic Security department. Grant Gabriel forces Chloe to actually work. Kim Coates (Sons of Anarchy, Back for Blood), returns to special guest star as recurring season seven character Special Agent Carter. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
S7 E3 · Tue, August 13, 2024
#7.2 - Kara
In the aftermath of Reeves Dam blowing up, Lois finds a red Kryptonian spaceship before it vanishes. The Daily Planet's new tool of an editor wants Lois to find out more and also hates Chloe. Clark finds out he has a super-hot-girl cousin named Kara Zor-El. Lex pulls off the impossible by winning Pervert of the Year. Oh and Lana is alive...who knew?! Laura Vandervoort (Instant Star, V, Bitten) makes her first official appearance as DC Comics original character Kara Zor-El, a.k.a. Supergirl. Kim Coates (Sons of Anarchy, Back for Blood), makes his first appearance as recurring season seven character Special Agent Carter. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Bonus · Tue, August 06, 2024
Kara & the Chronicles of Krypton
Welcome back for another round of the Smallville Legends stories with your two favorite hosts. Smallville meets Game of Thrones? Count us in. We dive deep into the origin story of our newest Smallville character, Kara a.k.a. Supergirl, and the events that led her to Earth. Krypton is on the brink of destruction and it seems to be intentional through the secret actions of Kara's father, Zor-El, and the OG General Zod. Throughout the story we meet fellow Kryptonians such as Kara, a new Top 10 character named Augo, and the unforgettable Stoner Mom of Kal-El, Lara. By the way, you're not better than us if you watched these episodes on your Sprint phone back when it aired (jk you are). Don't forget to leave those five stars!
S7 E1 · Tue, July 30, 2024
#7.1 - Bizarro
The era of Seventh Heaven Season begins. We continue the fight between Clark and Bizarro Clark that lasts the entire episode. John Jones comes to Clark to talk nonsense. Bizarro Clark becomes a kryptonite addict. Lois takes Chloe to the hospital to die and be resurrected. Lex gets saved and decides to prepare his legal defense for Lana's "murder". Phil Morris returns for another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter. Tom Welling continues his double role appearance as DC Comics original character Bizarro. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, July 23, 2024
Season Six Awards
We're so f**king back and we're SO f**king better! Welcome back to our award show tradition for this bonkers of a sixth season. We return with plenty of categories with tons of nominations (big thanks to all the fans). As a surprise, we even brought back a special guest host for the end. Thank you to the new listeners and ESPECIALLY our ride-or-dies for staying with us on this wonderful ride of Smallville. As usual, enjoy the show! Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, July 17, 2024
#6.22 - Phantom
Season 6 is officially a wrap, bringing us the last phantom and this one is quite...bizarre. John Jones, a.k.a. Martian Manhunter, finally makes his return only to get severely wounded by the last phantom near a village in Quebec. Lex has been attempting to capture the phantom in order to take its DNA for his super army. Lana decides to leave Lex, and Clark…? Clark teams up with John Jones and Lionel to defeat the phantom. Chloe finally shows us her power! And finally, Lois rides into battle, welcoming sweet death like it's an old friend. Phil Morris returns for another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter. Tom Welling makes his first double role appearance as DC Comics original character Bizarro. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, July 09, 2024
#6.21 - Prototype
Ghost Recon meets Predator meets Amazo meets Smallville. Former U.S. special forces soldier, Wes Keenan, returns from the dead as a programmed superhuman killing machine that's under Lex's control. After a deal goes wrong with Senator Burke, Lex unleashes his new super assassin to kill him. Lex succeeds, but Lois is left as a witness and recognizes Wes as a childhood friend. Now, Lois gets Clark and Chloe's help to find Wes and return him back to normal in order to figure out what is going on. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, July 02, 2024
#6.20 - Noir
That crackerjack kid Jimmy wants to secretly bang Luthor's dame...yahhhhseeee? Chloe and Jimmy's date night gets ruined by Lana (typical) when she ends up gunned down at the Daily Planet. #Lanaville. Someone ends up knocking Jimmy into his favorite noir film era. As he dreams of his alternative 1940s detective fantasy, he ends up finding clues to solve the real "murder" mystery. Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, June 26, 2024
#6.19 - Nemesis
What happens when you mix Tomb Raider with plastic bombs and two ex-best friends in a tunnel system underneath the city? Answer: Lana the Liar, Smallville Sheriff Lex gets kidnapped by a soldier looking for her "dead" husband and threatens to blow up the tunnel system they're in if he doesn't reveal the information. Since Clark is a hero, he tries to rescue them. Since Lex is a liar, the bombs blow up and traps him and Clark inside with meteor rock all round them. Chloe now needs to figure out a way to help, but Lana is too concerned with threatening Lionel on a hospital bed and hacking Lex's computer. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, June 18, 2024
#6.18 - Progeny
Since Gabe the Critter is long dead, why not bring the other parent that was never around? Her name: Moira Sullivan, top-grade meteor freak with the worst case of Smallville Coma you've ever seen. After Lex wakes up Chloe's mom from a catatonic state he uses her ability to control other meteor-infected people, which includes Chloe herself. Clark and Chloe work together to try and free Moira from Lex's experiments. Meanwhile, Lana gets some big news about her "miscarriage". Lynda Carter (Sky High, Wonder Woman) special guest stars as Chloe's mom, Moira Sullivan. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, June 11, 2024
#6.17 - Combat
Can you smell what C.K. is cooking? Did you guess a knuckle sandwich for a new phantom? You guessed right! Clark and Chloe snag a lead on another phantom zone escapee, Titan, who happens to be a part of an underground fight club for meteor freaks. You'll never guess who is behind it all. Lois is back and needs a story to keep her job, so why not tag along and possibly die? As for Lana and Lex...well, let's just say that three is a crowd now at the Luthor Mansion. Glenn Jacobs, a.k.a. Kane (WWE RAW, See No Evil), special guest stars as phantom zone warrior Titan. Ashley Massaro (WWE Smackdown!, WWE Raw) special guest stars as fight club member Athena. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, June 04, 2024
#6.16 - Promise
The big day is finally here ladies and gentlemen: The Luthor Wedding. The wedding where we commit lies, adultery, murder, and even have bad (wet) dreams (nightmares) the day of. On top of that, Clark's heart gets crushed even more by everyone around him. What's even worse? Lionel looks so damn good. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, May 28, 2024
#6.15 - Freak
A scheme involving a doctor and Lex gets revealed where they use Tobias, a blind kid, to spot out meteor-infected people to use for their research. After Chloe is revealed to be one of them, she gets kidnapped, experimented on and returned with no recollection of the entire event. Clark and Jimmy team up to protect Chloe and, with Tobias' help, put a stop to Dr. Bethany's experiments . Meanwhile, Lana only cares about finding out Clark's secret. Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, May 21, 2024
#6.14 - Trespass
What's your favorite scary...chisel? Smallville's classic seasonal trend makes a return when a random, obsessive stranger decides to stalk, the one and only, Lana Lang. Lana then asks for help from Chloe who then asks Clark to help with getting Jimmy's help because they broke up. All so Lana can look for secrets in Clark's underwear drawer. Also, R.I.P. Brady! Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, May 14, 2024
#6.13 - Crimson
It's that time of the year again...VALENTINE'S DAY! Our boy Kal makes a lovely return after Lois kisses him with red kryptonite "love" lipstick, which puts her under its own love spell. Now unhinged, Clark decides to take his new lady to crash his favorite couple's engagement party, Lex and Lana, which even Martha is in attendance for (gross). Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, May 07, 2024
#6.12 - Labyrinth
Smallville finally jumps back into its Phantom Zone(rs) plot as Clark gets ambushed into an alternate reality within his own mind. A man known as Dr. Hudson attempts to convince Clark that he is a human with mental illness and that his entire alien life is a made-up fantasy. In this new world Martha is married to Lionel, Lex lost his legs in the car accident with Clark and Lana somehow stayed 14 years old in the Kent barn. With only Chloe and a fellow patient (from Mars?) here to help, how will Clark find his way back to his reality? HINT: Ask Shelby! Phil Morris makes his official first appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, April 30, 2024
#6.11 - Justice
One of the most iconic and memorable episodes of Smallville has arrived, so of course we had to do another video for you all (check out our YouTube!). Bart makes a surprise return in Metropoils after saving Chloe from a gunman. Clark is happy to see his lil bro bro, but he suspects he’s up to no good. Come to find out, Bart is now working with Oliver on sabotaging Lex and all of his illegal Kryptonite experiments. Oliver also reveals he recruited Arthur Curry and Victor Stone for this superhero operation, who all want Clark to join them too. Guess what Oliver also does? BREAKS LOIS’ HEART! Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) makes his final season six appearance as original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow. Kyle Gallner (Smile, Scream 5, Interrogation) returns to special guest star as original DC Comics character Bart Allen, a.k.a. Impulse. Alan Ritchson (Reacher, Titans, Blue Mountain State) returns to special guest stars as original DC Comics character Arthur Curry, a.k.a. Aquaman. Lee Thompson Young (The Famous Jett Jackson, Rizzoli & Isles) returns to special guest star as original DC Comics character Victor Stone, a.k.a. Cyborg. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, April 23, 2024
#6.10 - Hydro
Drama comes back with a splash in this gossip, team up-filled episode. What other way to make it better than to have Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse, return to be our special guest host. Linda Lake, a controversial gossip journalist who can turn herself into water, eavesdrops on Chloe and Lana's conversation about how Clark is the reason Lana hasn't decided to marry Lex. After exposing this hot gossip to the public, Lana and Chloe team up against Linda. Lois thinks Oliver is Green Arrow and teams up with Jimmy to expose his secret while Clark teams up with Oliver in order to keep his vigilante identity a secret. Tori Spelling (Beverly Hills, 90210, Scary Movie 2) special guest stars as water-powered news reporter Linda Lake. Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow. Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, April 16, 2024
#6.9 - Subterranean
mmigrant kid named Javier, who has just ran away from the sinister Jed McNally farm down the road. With the help of Chloe, Clark finds out McNally is a certified meteor freak and has been burying any of his illegal immigrant workers that try to leave his farm. Since Clark considers himself an illegal citizen himself, he seeks help from Martha (who is kinda racist?) to grant Javier and his mom legal status in the country. Tyler Posey (Teen Wolf, F&F: Spy Racers) special guest stars as Javier Ramirez. Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, April 09, 2024
#6.8 - Static
Looking for Static Shock? Well, keep looking because all we got is Bautista and a fellow nerd from Belle Reve. Former Level 33.1 patient, Bronson a.k.a. White Noise, escapes and immediately kidnaps Lex in order to expose his secret meteor-infected experiments. With Lex being trapped in another frequency, due to Bronson's power, Lana teams up with Chloe and Jimmy to get him back. Meanwhile, Clark (the real hero) investigates a lead in Seattle on a bone marrow-eating Phantom Zone escapee. Dave Bautista (Guardians of the Galaxy, Dune Pt. 1 & 2) special guest stars as Aldar, former Phantom Zone prisoner. Elias Toufexis (Star Trek: Discovery, The Expanse) special guest stars as Bronson. Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, April 02, 2024
#6.7 - Rage
Shout out to the OG DC Comics drug boy, Speedy! (iykyk) At the sake of his mental health, Oliver starts testing a new "super" drug that greatly enhances his strength and healing capabilities. As Oliver gets addicted he begins to ruin his relationship with Lois and with his peers, while also getting caught up in Lex's corrupt web. Meanwhile, Clark just wants to have Thanksgiving with his mom, Martha just wants Lionel and Lana just wants to work at a crack house. Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, March 26, 2024
#6.6 - Fallout
We're back to the Phantom of the Week trend this season as another phantom prisoner, Baern, finds a new host body in order to track down Kal-El, a.k.a. Clark. While Baern is on his hunt for revenge, Clark is visited by Raya after thinking she was dead. Now that they have reunited, they team up in order to stop Baern from gaining more power. Meanwhile, Jimmy tries to interrogate Lex, Lana is now playing the Luthor game and Lex just wants to be Zod again. Shad Moss, a.k.a. Bow Wow (F&F: Tokyo Drift, Roll Bounce), special guest stars as the Phantom Zone escapee, Baern. Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, March 19, 2024
#6.5 - Reunion
White kids, bullying and saying the r-word? Sounds like Kansas alright. After attending their high school reunion, Lex and Oliver's past comes back with a vengeance after Oliver's friends die "accidentally". While Oliver thinks Lex is behind it all, Lex is just casually reliving his high school trauma. Clark and Chloe just want to find out what's actually going on. Lois decides to write a story about it all while also reminding everyone how different 2006 was (LOL). Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, March 12, 2024
#6.4 - Arrow
One of the most iconic episodes is finally here to be reviewed by your two favorite hosts, and it still holds up! Already having introduced Oliver Queen back in episode two of this season, we are now officially introduced to his vigilante side. After a series of robberies involving black market jewelry, one of which was Martha's, Clark and Lois start to do their own investigations to uncover who is behind it all. Lex is still out of his mind and wanting to further study the broken piece of Brainiac. Lana finally shows us her true colors...oh wait, we already knew she was evil! Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, March 05, 2024
#6.3 - Wither
Smallville goes #EcoFriendly with a new season trend: Phantom of the Week. After a bizarre murder/kidnapping, Clark finds himself going up against a super hot, plant-controlling alien...from the Phantom Zone. Lex and Lana are fighting over what they're wearing to the Dark Thursday Ball charity event. Lois tries to redeem herself for ruining Martha's meeting with Queen Industries by offering herself to Oliver for the night. Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen. Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, February 27, 2024
#6.2 - Sneeze
Super Sick. Super Sneezes. Super Breath! After almost two seasons, our boy C.K. adds another power to his arsenal. In the aftermath of Zod's chaos, now dubbed "Dark Thursday", Clark has spent the week going into overdrive in order to help cities all over the world recover from the catastrophic event. Due to his prior exposure from the Phantom Zone, and current overexertion, Clark finds himself with his own version of a Krypotion common cold. The symptoms? SUPER SNEEZES. As Clark attempts to get his new power under control, he finds himself also trying to help find Lex who appears to have been kidnapped by government agents. Meanwhile, Lana further proves that she is, in fact, a homeless person...or "poor" or whatever. Locklyn Munro (Scary Movie, White Chicks, Peacemaker) special guest stars as Orlando Block. Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, February 20, 2024
The Oliver Queen Chronicles / "Toy Story"
Today the Two Nerdy Idiots dive deep into one of the Smallville Legends stories: The Oliver Queen Chronicles. Join us in reviewing this 6-part "mobisode" series on the early life of Oliver Queen before his first live-action appearance next week on episode two, "Sneeze". Also tying into our next week's episode is the discontinued Smallville magazine story, issue #17: "Toy". We like to call it "Toy Story" around here, so deal with it. Lex and Lana decide to host a charity carnival due to Zod's destruction in episode one, but they forgot about one problem...the smelly, creepy, old man who used to make Lex toys that lives in a trailer. As always, hope you enjoy the show Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, February 13, 2024
#6.1 - Zod
The start of another new season with the conclusion to Smallville's three-part episode beginning back in season five. After Zod has taken over Lex's body, everything has fallen into chaos. With Clark now trapped in the Phantom Zone, who is left to save the world? You guessed it... LANA LANG! Lana teams up with Lionel, Martha and Chloe in order to stop Lex, a.k.a. Zod, from taking over the planet. Meanwhile, Clark befriends his father's Kryptonian mistress (oops, we meant "assistant") in order to get back to Earth. Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, February 06, 2024
Season Five Awards
Welcome back to our end-of-season award show! The Two Nerdy Idiots return with all the great and worst moments of season five along with a variety of categories, some old and some new. We also bring a new special guest host into the mix to help be the tiebreaker. Thank you again to all of our fans for riding with us another season. ENJOY THE SHOW! Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, January 30, 2024
#5.22 - Vessel
The Two Nerdy Idiots have finally reached the halfway mark with Smallville! Milton Fine, a.k.a. Brainiac, has come to collect his master Zod's vessel: Lex. Clark continues to have the worst year ever, Lana is somehow still the most terrible person, Martha is becoming senile and Jor-El is starting to be SuperJealous of Jon (who is dead btw). James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine, a.k.a. DC Comic's original character Brainiac. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, January 23, 2024
#5.21 - Oracle
This season's penultimate episode is here and it's wild to say the least. Ghost Jon tells Clark to kill Lionel Luthor...yes sir? Lex is collecting the world's deadliest viruses for Dr. Fine and has no idea why...dope? Lana and Lois have a nice day together...cute? Oh, and it's Clark's birthday...SURPRISE?! James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, January 16, 2024
#5.20 - Fade
Our end of season Meteor Freak of the Week episode arrives when Clark just happens to save the wrong person in Metropolis, and his name is Graham Garrett. After befriending Clark to repay him, Graham finds the perfect way to win CK over: kill Lex Luthor. Chloe gets the details and finds out Graham is one of the FBI's most wanted hitmen due to his powers of invisibility. Now that Clark knows his Graham Cracker is a killer, will he stop him from killing his own personal Judas, a.k.a. Lex? Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, January 09, 2024
#5.19 - Mercy
This week we get the show's version of "Do you want to play a game?" when a mysterious, foil-masked figure appears to Lionel with a personal vendetta. The Foil Man tests Lionel with life or death challenges, even going as far as involving Martha into the game. When both of them go missing, Clark and Lex decide to put their differences aside to rescue their parents. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, January 03, 2024
#5.18 - Fragile
Another orphaned child, another Clark Kent ready to be their dad. This week a little girl named Maddie Van Horn is taken to the Kent house after a freak accident killed her foster mother and Martha's chief of staff. Clark finds out Maddie has the ability to control all things glass, something that her biological father passed on to her. Speaking of, her father is out of prison and hunting down Maddie! Also, Chloe decides to have a chat with Lex about what's going on with him and Lana... Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, December 27, 2023
#5.17 - Void
We've got a Lana Lang special this week! The topic? Overdose into the afterlife. Lana isn't taking the break-up too well and gets addicted to a Kryptonite drug that lets her visit her dead parents. As Lana slowly becomes a junkie for death, everyone around her gets involved in order to find the ones supplying the drug to her. Meanwhile, Lionel and Martha talk about going to a government event together...as dates. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, December 19, 2023
#5.16 - Hypnotic
Things take a magical turn this week after a new girl named Simone gets hired to hypnotize Clark with her gigantic blue necklace. You know what that means...break up with Lana! As Clark is being controlled, Chloe and Lois try to figure out anything to help break him out this spell. Meanwhile, Lex manages to strike a deal with Dr. Milton Fine after finding him in Honduras investigating extraterrestrial activity. James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, December 12, 2023
#5.15 - Cyborg
After a few weird weeks The Two Nerdy idiots are back with a classic DC character, Cyborg, and his super awesome girlfriend that Lana is obsessed with. A young Victor Stone finds himself resurrected with bionic upgrades after a freak accident "killed" him. As Victor's on the run, Lana hears about his girlfriend and goes on a solo mission to make sure they meet again. Clark is just trying to help Victor get away from evil scientists, Lex is now a certified pathological liar, and Lionel also starts a weird political game with Martha. Lee Thompson Young (The Famous Jett Jackson, Rizzoli & Isles) special guest stars as original DC Comics character Victor Stone, a.k.a. Cyborg. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, December 05, 2023
The Vengeance Chronicles
The fans asked for it (no they didn't) and we were happy to provide (no we weren't)! The Two Nerdy Idiots bring you another bonus episode this season to review the return of EVERYONE'S FAVORITE "HERO": Andrea Rojas, a.k.a. Angel of Vengeance a.k.a. Acrata a.k.a. The Jack Sparrow of Metropolis. Andrea returns from her last appearance in episode thirteen, Vengeance, to leak a story to Chloe about Lex's infamous Level 33.1. Obviously, Chloe is interested and decides to help Andrea leak this story about her and two other colleagues that have hatched a plan to expose Lex's meteor freak experiments to the public. Missy Peregrym (Stick It, Rookie Blue, FBI) returns to guest star as her season three character Molly Griggs, a.k.a. Brainwave. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, November 28, 2023
#5.14 - Tomb
Discussions contain topics such as sexual assault, suicide and self-harm. This episode review is NSFW! -Little Mikey Smallville returns with an old trend: Freak of the Week. This time with a little twist: the freak is already dead! Chloe is on the verge of being institutionalized after cutting herself from being possessed by a random dead girl's ghost. Once fully possessed, Chloe goes after the ghost girl's killer who is still alive. Clark and Lois do their best to help Chloe get back to normal while Lex and Lana try to make her life worse! Meanwhile, Martha is struggling with taking the open senate seat Jon left after his passing. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, November 21, 2023
#5.13 - Vengeance
A new vigilante enters Metropolis and saves Martha from being murdered. Although she looks like a hero she seems to have her own personal agenda for revenge. This "Angel of Vengeance" catches the attention of Clark and Chloe, so Clark decides to team up with her in order to avoid the grief of losing his father. Meanwhile, Lionel starts a new game with Lex in order to get control of his company again. Denise Quiñones guest stars as the original DC Comics character Acrata. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, November 14, 2023
#5.12 - Reckoning
The Two Nerdy Idiots gotta do it big this week for Smallville's 100th episode, so we decided to give you full frontal (video)! Clark makes the biggest leap ever by proposing to Lana right after revealing his secret to her at the Fortress of Solitude. Jon and Lex's state senate race comes to a close. A tragic event occurs, taking the life of someone close to Clark. So what does Clark do? Turns back time to make it all even worse. Video review version now available on YouTube! Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, November 07, 2023
#5.11 - Lockdown
Nothing brings secret lovers closer together than a terrible hostile takeover. Two cops bent on revenge against Lex take him hostage at his mansion for information on the crashed Kryptonian ship. Little do they know is that Lex has a really lame panic room and his best partner-in-crime, Lana Lang. Before Clark eventually goes to help, Jon starts to question Lois and all the new campaign money. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, October 31, 2023
#5.10 - Fanatic
What's more Halloween than celebrating with a NSFW review of the most epic campaign rally Smallville has ever seen? Jon gets further into his senate race against Lex and makes a bold strategy change: nominates Lois as his campaign manager. While Jon makes his moves, so does Martha...with Lionel. On Lex's side, Samantha Drake, president of the Students for Lex, devotes herself to Lex's victory by any means possible. Oh, "what about Clark?" you ask? Well, he's too busy thinking of excuses to not have sex with Lana. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, October 24, 2023
#5.9 - Lexmas
'Tis the season for another holiday-themed episode, but this time? It's Christmas in Smallville and Lex gets the best gift of all: two bullets to the spine. As Lex lays in a coma, awaiting surgery, the ghost of his mother comes to show him his future where he made all the "right choices". While Lex is immersed in his vision, Chloe hires Clark to be Santa Claus for the evening in Metropolis. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, October 17, 2023
#5.8 - Solitude
This week Martha Kent comes down with some type of Kryptonian illness that is causing her to lose her life, slowly. Clark, now worried, goes to Dr. Fine in order to find a cure. Unfortunately, Dr. Fine starts to show his true colors after giving Clark strange advice... James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, October 10, 2023
#5.7 - Splinter
Welcome to our 100th episode! After a surprise visit to Lana at Met U leads to cutting his finger on silver kryptonite, Clark begins to suffer from hallucinations and paranoia. He proceeds to wreck the truck for the fourth time (lol), distrust everyone around him except Lana (WHY?!) and even punches his mom (nice). Meanwhile, Lana is now an overnight genius that somehow lands a partner deal with Lex for his secret science projects. GTFO. James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, October 03, 2023
#5.6 - Exposed
New week, new murder. After a dancer gets killed outside a private gentlemen's club Chloe, Lois and Clark investigate in order to find the killer. Concurrently, Senator Jack Jennings comes into town to visit his best friend, Jon, in order to get some help with his new campaign race against Lex Luthor. But Jack's worst problem? He loves strippers a little too much...and one of them just got murdered. Tom Wopat (Dukes of Hazzard, Jonah Hex) special guest stars as Senator Jack Jennings, a.k.a. Uncle Jack. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, September 26, 2023
#5.5 - Thirst
Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse, makes a comeback as our special guest host once again! We finally get our first Halloween episode, so you know what that means? BRING US THE VAMPIRES! This week Lana decides to pull a fast one on Clark by enrolling into Met U and one of its well-known sororities: Tri-Psi. Little does Lana know is that the entire sorority, and its president Buffy Sanders, has a bad case of Kryptonite bat rabies. Once Lana is initiated, a.k.a. infected, she becomes ten times worse. With the help of Dr. Fine, Clark finds out who has information about this disease and its cure: LuthorCorp. Carrie Fisher (Star Wars, Episodes IV-VIII) special guest stars as Pauline Kahn, the Daily Planet's editor-in-chief. James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, September 19, 2023
#5.4 - Aqua
This week we become environmental heroes, bro. You know why? Because THE Arthur Curry, a.k.a. Aquaman, makes his first-live action appearance as the Florida native who beats Clark to Lois' rescue at Crater Lake. After trying to trash Arthur due to his distrust of him, Clark finds out that Lex is behind a military experiment that is threatening the marine life that Arthur cares about. We also get our first appearance of Dr. Milton Fine, Clark's new world history professor, who seems to have a disdain for the Luthors. But does this work in Clark's favor? Alan Ritchson (Reacher, Titans, Blue Mountain State) special guest stars as original DC Comics character Arthur Curry, a.k.a. Aquaman. James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as Dr. Milton Fine. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, September 12, 2023
Aquaman (TV Pilot)
The Two Nerdy Idiots are back for a special bonus episode review of the failed Aquaman pilot from 2006, created by the Smallville showrunners, starring Justin Hartley (This is Us, Smallville) as Arthur "Orin" Curry. Join us in this deep dive of A.C.'s life in Mercy Reef, his Atlantis origins and how The Bermuda Triangle makes no sense. Lou Diamond Phillips (La Bamba, Stand and Deliver) stars as Arthur's father, Thomas Curry. Ving Rhames (Mission Impossible, Pulp Fiction) stars as McCaffery, the lighthouse keeper. Adrianne Palicki (The Orville, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Friday Night Lights) stars as Nadia, the ocean siren. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, September 05, 2023
#5.3 - Hidden
We go nuclear this week after a "decommissioned" missile silo bunker gets activated for launch by Smallville high graduate, Gabriel Duncan. With previous ties to The Torch, Gabriel warns Chloe of the town's inevitable destruction. With his powers still gone and fresh off a bang bang sesh with Lana, Clark teams up with Chloe in order to stop Gabriel from wiping out the town's population. Meanwhile, Lex continues to monitor his father's behavior in Belle Reve. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, August 29, 2023
#5.2 - Mortal
After a breakout at Belle Reve, three convicts head down to Smallville in order find Clark who is their way to get all the Kryptonite juice they could ever need. Unfortunately, Clark doesn't have his powers and will need to do this the old fashioned way: with a brain (Chloe). While this is happening, Lex is trying to find new ways to bug Lana and Chloe about the strange events that have happened in the last couple weeks. Kenny Johnson (The Shield, S.W.A.T.) special guest stars as Tommy Lee, the leader of the Belle Reve escapees. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, August 22, 2023
#5.1 - Arrival
The original season premiere special guest host, Sebastian, joins the Two Nerdy Idiots once again to bring in season five of Smallville. In the aftermath of the second meteor shower Clark finds himself in his new fortress with Chloe, a new test from Jor-El and two brand new Kryptonian warriors ready to wreck Smallville even more. After Lana witnesses their power she attempts to trap them, but they only want "Kal-El". And Lex? Well let's just say he's asking A LOT of questions and then lying to everyone he talks to. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, August 15, 2023
Season Four Awards
The Two Nerdy Idiots are back once again to host round four of the season awards! We've got a couple new categories and plenty of nominations, some obvious and some quite shocking. Thank you to all the fans who have continued to participate with us each season. You have made our arguments even better. Now come and enjoy the show! Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, August 08, 2023
#4.22 - Commencement
Bringing back the original finale guest hosts, The Kieslich Bros, to end our season off just right! Graduation day is finally here and you know what that means: METEOR SHOWER TIME! When a second meteor shower starts to head towards Smallville the military come in to evacuate the city. The cause? Lana killed Genevieve Teague with the air stone! As the meteors rain down Lana tries to get help from Lex to escape murder charges and Clark rushes to find all three stones in order to reunite them and save the town from inevitable dark forces. Jane Seymour (Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, Wedding Crashers) returns for her final appearance as recurring season four character Genevieve Teague. Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns as recurring and original DC Comics character Lois Lane. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, August 01, 2023
#4.21 - Forever
Nothing like an unexplained freak of the week for season four's penultimate episode! Brendan Nash, fellow senior student, is introduced as one of the school's "Most Likely To..." who has built his own version of Smallville High in order to keep the high school vibes going forever and ever. After kidnapping a few students using his "wax" powers, including Chloe and Lana, Clark teams up with Lois to investigate and figure out how to save them. While they do that, more important things are happening in a random forest when the Teagues kidnap the Luthors in order to get the stones, but the Luthors won't go down without a fight. Jane Seymour (Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, Wedding Crashers) returns as recurring character Genevieve Teague. Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns as recurring and original DC Comics character Lois Lane. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, July 25, 2023
#4.20 - Ageless
Clark and Lana play foster parents this week when they find an abandoned baby in the middle of a crater in a field, with no parents to be found. Within the next 12 hours the baby starts to rapidly age out of control, even causing explosions when it occurs. Clark and Lana take the child to Lex to see if they can reverse these effects before anybody gets killed. Meanwhile, Lionel comes back strong when he gets into a small feud with Genevieve Teague about one of the Kryptonian elements. Jane Seymour (Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, Wedding Crashers) returns as recurring character Genevieve Teague. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, July 18, 2023
#4.19 - Blank
Amnesia + Clark Kent? Not a good combo. A new "freak of the week", Kevin Grady, is introduced after robbing The Talon in plain sight. When Clark goes to stop him Kevin wipes out all of his memories on accident. With the help of Lois and Chloe, Clark sets out to find Kevin in order to reverse the effect, but it looks like Kevin may be trying to recover a piece of his memory as well. Meanwhile, Lex takes advantage of the situation to get more information from Clark about the caves and Lana decides to break up with Jason...kinda? Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns as recurring and original DC Comics character Lois Lane. Jonathan Bennett (Mean Girls, Awkward.) special guest stars as Kevin Grady. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, July 11, 2023
#4.18 - Spirit
Brand new special guest host Megan, a.k.a The Nurse, gets into the Smallville spirit with us for our weekly review! Fellow senior, Dawn, makes her introduction as the popular and bossy prom queen candidate who becomes upset that Chloe has been nominated by most of the student body. After getting dumped right before prom, Dawn crashes into the meteor-infested Carlton Gorge which gives her the abilities to astral project and possess the bodies of living people. Upon learning her new powers she makes it her mission to still become prom queen. Meanwhile, Jason starts to dig more into Lex's secrets after they discover the dead body of Dr. Bridgette Crosby (Margot Kidder). Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns as recurring and original DC Comics character Lois Lane. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, July 04, 2023
#4.17 - Onyx
LuthorCorp and meteor rocks are back at it again when Lex and Dr. Sinclair (Scare) accidentally create black Kryptonite during a trial run in their experiment. The event causes an explosion and Lex to split into two of himself, with the evil Lex taking the upper hand and causing harm to everyone around him, including his loved ones. Clark and Chloe move as fast as they can to get Lex back to normal while Lionel is just trying to throw a fundraiser and Lana contemplates a deal that could get her out of poverty. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, June 27, 2023
#4.16 - Lucy
Another member of the Lane family is thrown into the mix as original DC Comics character Lucy Lane, Lois Lane's sister, makes her first Smallville appearance. Under the disguise of a "I miss you" visit, Lucy abruptly comes to Smallville after getting into financial trouble with a Swiss loan shark. Meanwhile, the air stone is "stolen" and Lana continues to sell herself for Villain of the Season. Peyton List (The Flash, The Greatest Game Ever Played) special guest stars as Lucy Lane. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, June 20, 2023
#4.15 - Sacred
Smallville gives the fans a game show of deciding who the better couple is this week: Lex & Jason OR Lana & Clark. After Jason lies to Lana about what he's doing in China she decides to take the map Lionel gives her and flies out there herself with Clark, who is on his own mission for the stone after receiving a dying message from Dr. Virgil Swann. Soon after beginning their own missions for the stone piece, Lex and Jason get taken hostage, Isobel makes her return as a ninja and Clark finds a Chinese poncho. Who gets the stone in the end? Tune in to find out! Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, June 13, 2023
#4.14 - Krypto
Smallville lets the dogs out this week after we get introduced to two brothers, Zack and Josh, that use kryptonite-injected canines for their money heists. After Lois accidentally stumbles upon one of the super-powered dogs she takes it back to the Kent farm where we find out LuthorCorp has been conducting more experiments on animals. While Lois and Clark investigate further to stop the two brothers, Lana teams up with Chloe in order to find out more about Jason's family history after she sees him talking with his mother at The Talon. Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns as recurring and original DC Comics character Lois Lane. Jane Seymour (Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, Wedding Crashers) returns as recurring character Genevieve Teague. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, June 06, 2023
#4.13 - Recruit
Brand new special guest host, Michael, joins us on this week's episode review to give us his hot take! Smallville has everyone completely forget about Alicia Baker as we slide right back into Clark's stupid college football dream. Geoff Johns, Met U's all-star running back and town native, comes in to help recruit Clark to the school to be the Bulldogs' rookie quarterback. Before he can enjoy his weekend in Metropolis, Clark finds out Lois accidentally "paralyzed" Geoff's teammate. Since Chloe is also applying to Met U, she tags along with Lois to help find out what really happened. Meanwhile, Jason accepts Lex's job offer in order to spy on him. Lana is furious until Lex tells her about his new-found information on the Teague family. Chris Carmack (Grey's Anatomy, Nashville, The O.C.) special guest stars as Geoff Johns. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, May 31, 2023
#4.11/12 - Unsafe/Pariah [The Alicia Cut]
Welcome to the two-part, special episode event for Alicia Baker's unforgettable return to Smallville. After being cured of her mental illness, Alicia Baker is released from Belle Reve and immediately reconnects with Clark to apologize. The two slowly fall in love with each other, but things start to get wild. Lana thinks Jason broke up with her because she's not putting out. Lionel makes his return to the Luthor mansion, and Lex isn't buying his new "messiah" ideology. Multiple murder attempts start to happen and everyone blames Alicia, with even Clark questioning her actions. Genevieve Teague returns and offers Lex information about Lionel's release in order to spy on Jason and Lana's relationship. However, Lex secretly flips her proposal and instead offers Jason an opportunity to work together. Lastly, Chloe finds out about Clark's super secret! Sarah Carter (Falling Skies, The Flash) makes her return as season three character Alicia Baker. Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns as recurring and original DC Comics character Lois Lane. Jane Seymour (Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, Wedding Crashers) returns as recurring character Genevieve Teague. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, May 23, 2023
#4.10 - Scare
This week Smallville shows us what happens when Lex has too much free time on his hands. After Lex and his employees cause a meteor rock experiment to go wrong, the whole town gets exposed to LuthorCorp's version of a "fear gas". One-by-one, starting with Jason, our main characters dive into their worst fears and then, eventually, into a coma (HAHA). "How will Clark Kent be able to save the day this time", you ask? The only logical answer: he offers Lex his blood (btw, it's not logical). Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, May 16, 2023
#4.9 - Bound
Smallville brings back the popular trend with a new "villain of the week" who turns out to have an intimate history with Lex. After Lex gets framed for murder he does everything to try save himself and his reputation. Unfortunately, Clark Kent is an old fashioned gentleman cowboy and doesn't allow for one night stands, so he gets mad at Lex and goes to Lionel for help in the investigation. In other news, Jason's mom pays a visit to Lana after Lana dreams about her in 17th century France. Cobie Smulders (How I Met Your Mother, The Avengers) special guest stars as this week's villain, Shannon Bell. Jane Seymour (Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, Wedding Crashers) special guest stars as Jason's mother, Genevieve Teague. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, May 09, 2023
#4.8 - Spell
Dark magic makes its ridiculous appearance this week after Lana gets possessed by Countess Isobel Thoreaux through a Kryptonian book, filled with AIDs blood, that she got from eBay (LOL). The Countess brings out her fellow 17th century sister witches through Chloe and Lois, right before Chloe's birthday party, in order to fulfill their ancient quest: obtain the Stones of Power. Meanwhile, Clark is just trying to hang out with the scout from Princeton, but guess what...magic affects our boy C.K. Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns as recurring and original DC Comics character Lois Lane. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, May 03, 2023
#4.7 - Jinx
Smallville spins a golden age DC villain's story this week as a new foreign exchange student, named Mikhail, who appears to have the ability to alter someone's luck...and have a gambling addiction. After Clark injures another player during the semi-finals, caused by Mikhail, Clark teams up with Chloe to find out what's really going on before everyone thinks he's on steroids and then forced to cancel the championship game. Also, Lex does something not so very chill. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, April 25, 2023
#4.6 - Transference
Talk about a good ol' fashioned switch-up! This week Lionel tries to swap bodies with Lex in prison, but ends up accidentally swapping with Clark instead. Now being Lionel, Clark has to figure out a way to get his body back and avoid getting beat up at the same time by the super aggressive prisoners. Meanwhile, Lionel is ruining Clark's life and relationships one-by-one, except, nobody feels bad for Lana (she deserves it). Margot Kidder (Superman I, II & III) special guest stars as returning character Bridgette Crosby Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, April 18, 2023
#4.5 - Run
Smallville's intro to their Scarlet Speedster still holds up amazingly this week as Clark Kent crosses paths with a kid named Bart Allen, a.k.a. The Flash. The boys start to get along while also mixing themselves up with Lex, who has just come across a piece of a Russian manuscript with hidden Kryptonian secrets. Also, Jon is really needing a bro to hang with. Oh, and Lana argues with Jason about her tramp stamp. Real neat stuff. Kyle Gallner (Smile, Scream 5, Interrogation) special guest stars as Bart Allen. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, April 11, 2023
#4.4 - Devoted
Smallville does a 180 this week when a skanky Crow student named Mandy, and her psycho cheerleaders, begin mixing the football team's Gatorade with a kryptonite love potion. This starts a lovely list of issues for our C.K.: 1. He's now the new starting quarterback (yes, Jon is sooo jealous) 2. Chloe and Jason both drink the love potion. Guess which one straddles Clark? 3. Lex tries to regain Clark's friendship...with garbage Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns as recurring and original DC Comics character Lois Lane. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, April 04, 2023
#4.3 - Façade
High school drama makes its proper return with the new appearance of returning student Abigail "Scabby Abby" Fine. Senior year has started with a fresh new face for Abby, courtesy of her plastic surgeon of a mother, but comes with some Kryptonite side effects: hallucination kisses. Meanwhile, Lois is forced to enroll at Smallville High because she's dumb, Clark tries out for the football team (take that Jon!) and Jason becomes the new football coach's assistant to be close to Lana (gross). Michael Ironside (Superman: TAS, Starship Troopers, Total Recall) makes a brief return as original DC Comics character General Sam Lane. Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns as recurring and original DC Comics character Lois Lane. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, March 28, 2023
#4.2 - Gone
We continue right where last week left off as Clark and Lois team up to find Chloe, who they believe is still alive. General Sam Lane shows up to prevent his daughter, Lois, and Clark from exposing the truth behind this conspiracy...only to find out that Lex and the General teamed up to hide Chloe from our villain of the week: Sharp Knife Boy aka T-1000 Rip-Off aka Lionel's new pet. Oh, and we get more of Lana's new relationship with Jason...cool. Michael Ironside (Superman: TAS, Starship Troopers, Total Recall) special guest stars as original DC Comics character General Sam Lane. Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns as recurring and original DC Comics character Lois Lane. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, March 21, 2023
#4.1 - Crusade
We welcome in season four with one of our past special guest hosts Sebastian. Clark Kent makes his return to Smallville butt-naked with all of his memories wiped from his mind. As she drives into town to solve Chloe's death, Lois Lane finds the lost Clark and delivers him to Martha, who attempts to recover her son's memories while Jon remains in a coma (classic). Lex barely survives his assassination attempt and is looking to recover mysterious artifacts. Lana has a new boyfriend in Paris, Jason, but stumbles upon a mysterious symbol while cheating on her art project. Jensen Ackles (Supernatural, The Boys) makes his first appearance as the season four recurring character Jason Teague. Erica Durance (Saving Hope) makes her first of many special guest appearances as original DC Comics character Lois Lane. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, March 15, 2023
Season Three Awards
Season Awards already? DAMN RIGHT! We're back with a lot of nominations and arguments for round three, so buckle up and enjoy your weekly ride with the Two Nerds. New categories and nominations have been brought to you by your usual lovely hosts and even some from our amazing fans. Thank you again! Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, March 07, 2023
#3.22 - Covenant
The Two Nerds have finally reached the end of season three, with our good friend Jesse joining us again as guest host for this week's review. A mysterious girl, Kara, approaches the Kent family and reveals she is also from Krypton and is on a mission to bring Clark back to Jor-El. To add more to his plate, Clark offers to testify against Lionel, finds out about Lex's secret room and finally says his goodbye to Lana...or does he? Adrianne Palicki (The Orville, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Friday Night Lights) special guest stars as Kara. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, February 28, 2023
#3.21 - Forsaken
Smallville treats us to a mid penultimate episode this week as we get the return of Emily Dinsmore, who has now aged six years since we last saw her. Now under the name of "Emma", Emily decides to prevent Lana from leaving to Paris by taking a page out of the kidnapping book. Clark plans to tell Lana his secret (again), Lex works with Chloe to get Lionel arrested (yay) and Pete comes to reality with his parents' divorce (ugh). Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, February 21, 2023
#3.20 - Talisman
Lots of things this week. Prof. Joseph Willowbrook returns with another Kawatche student (ok this guy is weird) to meet with Lionel Luthor about an artifact. The student, Jeremiah, steals the "Starblade" from Lionel and grants himself powers similar to Clark's. Jeremiah, believing he's part of a Kawatche prophecy, goes on a mission to kill Lionel. Ready for more? Pete keeps yelling at Chloe for talking. Lana gets her acceptance letter to Paris, but then gets mad at Lex for attempting to sell The Talon (LOL). There's still more... We go over an official deleted scene that confirms this is Clark's 17th birthday episode! Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, February 14, 2023
#3.19 - Memoria
Smallville gives us some superb content this week as we finally get to the root cause of the twisted and broken Luthor family. At Summerholt, Lex and Dr. Gardner have been working together for weeks to recall Lex's lost memories. When Clark learns about this he decides to tattle to Lionel to get Lex to stop, but Lionel turns the tables on Clark for his own agenda (get roasted C.K.). Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, February 07, 2023
#3.18 - Truth
After breaking in the LuthorCorp lab Chloe accidentally gets exposed to an experimental Kryptonite gas that allows her to get the truth from people she talks to, even coming close to finding out Clark's secret. Unbeknownst to Chloe, the exposure has deadly side effects, so Clark tries to find a cure. We also find out Lana has special hidden talents (no she doesn't) because she applied to an art school in Paris. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, January 31, 2023
#3.17 - Legacy
Clark finds out Jor-El is speaking to John through the spaceship key, causing John to act out of character (kind of). Clark investigates the cave with the key, prompting Lionel to quit his suicide attempt (ok?) and to double down on his Clark Kent obsession. Dr. Virgil Swann returns to offer Clark another message, but also to strike a deal with Lionel. Oh, and Lana gets used by Clark again (HA HA). Christopher Reeves (Superman I, II & III) returns for his final appearance as Dr. Virgil Swann. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, January 24, 2023
#3.16 - Crisis
While helping Pete at the Teen Crisis Hotline, Clark receives a phone call from Lana in the future who ends up being killed by Adam (LOL). In the present day Lana is fine, but Adam sets himself loose after killing Dr. Teng. Lex begins his relationship with the FBI and Lionel reveals a spicy secret about himself. Ian Somherhalder (The Vampire Diaries) returns for his final appearance as recurring character, Adam Knight. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, January 17, 2023
#3.15 - Resurrection
This week Smallville blesses us with possibly the season's worst villain. Garrett Davis is introduced as the little brother to a "rare liver disease" victim. Garrett's older brother ends up dying, but comes back to life the next day. Clark then investigates, deals with John's open-heart surgery and has to stop Garrett from blowing up the hospital (dope). Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, January 10, 2023
#3.14 - Obsession
New character, Alicia Baker, is introduced this week after her and Clark expose their powers to each other during a class field trip. The two begin to crush on each other, but Alicia starts taking things a little too far... Meanwhile, Lana still has not kicked Adam out of The Talon. Sarah Carter (Falling Skies, The Flash) guest stars as Alicia Baker. Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries) returns as recurring character Adam Knight. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, January 03, 2023
#3.13 - Velocity
Smallville gives us their version of The Fast and The Furious this week when Pete gets caught being part of illegal street racing with new character Jason Dante. With Chloe's help, Lex finally tracks down the doctor behind Adam's "medicine". Ryan Merriman (Final Destination 3, The Luck of the Irish) guest stars as Jason Dante. Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries) returns as recurring character, Adam. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Thu, December 29, 2022
#3.12 - Hereafter
A new freshman, Jordan Cross, comes to Smallville High with the ability to watch a person's death when they touch him. Jordan meets Clark who ends up preventing someone's death for the first time. As Jordan is freaking people out with his visions, Lana is having to deal with Adam's unusual behavior (which isn't even unusual because he sucks). Joseph Cross (Jack Frost, Milk, Lincoln) guest stars as Jordan Cross. Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries) returns as recurring character, Adam. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, December 20, 2022
#3.11 - Delete
This week Smallville brings us a Golden Age DC villain, Brainwave, that has the ability to brainwash victims to do her bidding and in this case it's to kill Chloe Sullivan. Clark and the rest of the gang, including Adam, all step in to stop the mastermind of these attacks. Missy Peregrym (Stick It!, Rookie Blue, FBI) guest stars as Molly Griggs a.k.a Brainwave. Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries) returns as recurring character, Adam. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, December 13, 2022
#3.10 - Whisper
Clark goes blind this week after trying to prevent a jewelry store robbery. While he tries to adjust to his new super-hearing power he finds out about Chloe's secret "alliance" with Lionel and gets more info on the robbers, with Pete getting caught in the crossfire. Our friend and special guest, Matt, joins us in the discussion for this fun episode. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, December 06, 2022
#3.9 - Asylum
One month has passed since Lex got admitted to Belle Reve Sanitarium. Clark visits Lex, but ends up inspiring past villains inside to use them to break out. Lionel plans to make his son even worse with electroshock therapy. Lana starts her physical therapy and meets a new boy, Adam, with tons of red flags. Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries, Lost) guest stars as Adam. Actors Jesse Metcalfe, Shawn Ashmore and Jonathan Taylor Thomas return as characters Van McNulty, Eric Summers and Ian Randall respectively. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, November 29, 2022
The Chloe Chronicles, Vol. I & II
The Two Nerdy Idiots bless the fans with a bonus review episode of the official Smallville canon side story: The Chloe Chronicles. Unanswered questions from prior seasons finally get answered while introducing new characters with a mix of some old ones. For reference check the videos out on YouTube as well as the show's comic book Smallville Issue #8. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, November 22, 2022
#3.8 - Shattered
Reoccuring DC Comics character, Morgan Edge, makes another return with a new face and a spicy confession to put Lionel in jail. Lex gets attacked after this discovery and begins to have a mental breakdown. Clark steps in to help, but actually makes it worse...like always smh. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, November 15, 2022
#3.7 - Magnetic
Local student, Seth Nelson, is introduced this week as the carnie kid who gets assaulted with a Krpytonite snow globe and develops magnetic abilities after being put into an MRI machine. Once Seth realizes he can do anything he decides to take advantage of Lana???? Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, November 08, 2022
#3.6 - Relic
Smallville's 50th episode takes us back to the '60s to solve a case. After Lana visits her great-uncle in prison for his wife's murder 40 years ago, she tells Clark and inspires him to check the cave for a memory relic left by his father Jor-El. As Clark is reliving "Joe's" memories he starts to see that Lana's great-uncle may have been framed by a Luthor. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, November 01, 2022
#3.5 - Perry
Another original DC character joins the Smallville roster this week with special guest Michael McKean (Better Call Saul, Clue) starring as Perry White. An alcoholic and washed out Perry witnesses Clark's super abilities, and blackmails him to get a news story. Clark begins to understand the importance of the Sun to his body. Lex and Lana try to do everything to get Perry out of town. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, October 25, 2022
#3.4 - Slumber
This week we got an entertaining filler episode that brings us new neighbors and a Freddy Krueger vibe mixed with Inception. On top of that, we have a very high farm boy by the name of Clark Kent that tries to solve the dream mystery that's blurring his reality. Oh, and Lex is crying to daddy Lionel about seeing a psychiatrist. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, October 18, 2022
#3.3 - Extinction
After an unknown shooter prevents Lana's murder at the hands of a meteor-infected classmate, Clark and Chloe find out the shooter is a fellow student with a personal vendetta against meteor freaks. Jesse Metcalfe (John Tucker Must Die, Desperate Housewives) special guest stars as classmate Van McNulty. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, October 11, 2022
#3.2 - Phoenix
After a brief tussle with Jonathan, Clark returns back home to Smallville only to be tracked down by Metropolis crime boss Morgan Edge (returning special guest Rutger Hauer). While Clark deals with his consequences, Lionel and Helen are shocked to see that Lex has returned from the grave. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, October 04, 2022
#3.1 - Exile
Three months have passed by for Smallville without Clark and the city of Metropolis is paying for it. Special guest Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner, Sin City) stars as the DC crime boss, Morgan Edge, who has found out about "Kal" and his special skills. Meanwhile, the Luthors seem to be having their fair share of drama as Helen appears to be alive and Lex is presumed dead. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, September 27, 2022
Season Two Awards
Capping off this rollercoaster of a season with another award show segment hosted by the usual Two Nerds with returning special guest, Bash, who will be the deciding vote during our ceremony. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, September 21, 2022
#2.23 - Exodus
Destiny has arrived and Clark is not about it. After a message from his biological father, Jor-El, Clark tries to avoid the start of his Kryptonian path so he can be with Lana. Lex tells Clark he's not having a wedding and then still has a wedding. Lionel creates a Kryptonite spaceship key. Chloe finally nominates herself on being Best Villain this season. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, September 14, 2022
#2.22 - Calling
THE DAY IS COMING! Clark and Lana officially kiss this week right before Dr. Walden awakes from his coma and hunts down Clark to kill him. Helen Bryce's office gets robbed. Lex hosts the rehearsal dinner for his wedding that Chloe isn't invited to. Lionel begins his own research on the caves. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, September 07, 2022
#2.21 - Accelerate
Smallville's Haunting of Emily Dinsmore This week the story takes its first dive into one of the classic tropes: clones. Lana's past catches up to her after a childhood friend, Emily, appears to have risen from the dead. Special guest star Neil Flynn (Scrubs, Mean Girls) appears in the episode as Emily's father, Pete Dinsmore (just what we needed...another Pete). Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, August 31, 2022
#2.20 - Witness
Chemistry Camp's MVP: Eric "The Inhaler" Marsh Freak of the week returns for this episode with the introduction of Eric Marsh, played by Zachary Ty Bryan (Home Improvement, Tokyo Drift). Eric commits a LuthorCorp robbery that Clark happens to witness, which brings more trouble to the Kents and also lures Lionel back into town. Meanwhile, Chloe breaks off her friendship with Clark and Jennifer Smalls returns to make Lana's life even worse. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, August 24, 2022
#2.19 - Precipice
Smallville's Men Ain't Sh** This week Clark deals with the consequences of hurting some college kids in front of the new sheriff after they attempted to assault Lana at The Talon. Anson Mount (Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Inhumans) special guest stars as Paul Hayden, the former ex of Helen Bryce, and seems to have a sinister agenda after showing up in Smallville. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, August 17, 2022
#2.18 - Visitor
The Two Best Alien Friends Anyone Could Have Smallville High welcomes the new student, Cyrus Krupp, with "open arms" aka bullying. Clark decides to befriend Cyrus after finding out he could be from another planet. Cyrus will soon realize being friends with Clark comes with a death wish, as well as saving Whitney's old horse (thanks Lana). Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, August 10, 2022
#2.17 - Rosetta
Kal-El, the Last Son of Krypton Christopher Reeves (Superman I, II & III) special guest stars as, Smallville original character, Virgil Swann. After unlocking a secret to Krypton's history in the cave, Clark gets a mysterious letter from a "friend" who may know more of Clark's alien origins. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, August 03, 2022
#2.16 - Fever
Breaking News: Martha and Clark get sick Martha and Clark come down with the meteor rock flu...that's fatal. Jon is sad because he has to do all the work now, so he fights to find a cure. Lex shows how he's the worst boyfriend. Chloe turns a new pathetic leaf. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, July 27, 2022
#2.15 - Prodigal
Lucas Luthor, the OTHER other L.L. This week the prodigal Luthor son returns, and it's all Lex's fault. Paul Wesley (The Vampire Diaries) special guest stars as Lucas Luthor, Lionel's illegitimate son. Lucas ends up stirring up some new trouble in the Luthor household while Clark is on his worst behavior, which isn't helping anyone. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, July 20, 2022
#2.14 - Rush
Nicodemus Pt. II: Adrenaline Rush The Kieslich Brothers join us again as our special guests this week to discuss the parasitic "rush" that is coming from the cave. As Pete and Chloe get infected, Clark gets caught between saving his friends and saving his date with Lana. Lex hires a new linguist to begin research on the cave. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, July 13, 2022
#2.13 - Suspect
Smallville Mysteries: Who Shot Lionel Luthor? Our buddy Jor-Don joins us this week to discuss the attempted murder of Lionel Luthor. With plenty of suspects, Jonathan seems to be the one getting framed for the crime and Clark is determined to find out who the real culprit is, even if that means demanding things from his friends (once again). Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Thu, July 07, 2022
#2.12 - Insurgence
#TheHostageOffice Riddle me this: Lionel makes Lex mad. Martha makes Jon mad because of Lionel. Jon makes Clark sad because of Martha and Lionel. Martha and Lionel get kidnapped because of Lex's revenge plan against Lionel. Who sucks the most? Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, June 29, 2022
#2.11 - Visage
Whitney is back and acting kind of like...Tina Greer? Eric Johnson special guest stars as his season one character, Whitney Fordman, with some new brain damage and an addiction to Lana. Clark investigates Whitney's strange behavior. Lex deals with the walls of heart with his new lady Dr. Helen Bryce Fun Fact: Lizzy Caplan also special guest stars Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, June 22, 2022
#2.10 - Skinwalkers
The Cave has finally arrived and it's here to STAY This week we have new characters, Joseph and Kyla Willowbrook, coming to protest LuthorCorp destroying the local underground cave that holds history of their Native American culture. Clark begins to fall for Kyla as he suspects he may be this "Naman" that she is destined to be with, so obviously Lana gets jealous about it. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, June 15, 2022
#2.9 - Dichotic
Villain of the Week: Ian "Two-Timing" Randall Jonathan Taylor Thomas (Home Improvement, Lion King) guest stars in this episode as the overachieving student, Ian Randall. Clark begins to suspect Ian after he starts dating Lana AND Chloe at the same time. Jon's broken leg is ruining his family. Lex finds himself a new boo. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, June 08, 2022
#2.8 - Ryan
Stray, Part II: The Return of Ryan James Season 1 character, Ryan James, makes another appearance this week when Clark saves him from illegal experiments at Summerholt. During the episode Ryan shows his lack of personal mind-space, Lana gets some more family drama and Lex shows us he's a real comic nerd. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, June 01, 2022
#2.7 - Lineage
#AdoptionDrama A lady named Rachel decides to terrorize the town by claiming Clark is her and Lionel's illegitimate child, causing some Kent family secrets to be revealed. Meanwhile, Lana creates some drama of her own and finds the man that could be her biological father. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, May 25, 2022
#2.6 - Redux
New Cheerleader. New Principal. New Grandpapa. This week a cheerleader is sucking the youth out of the students, the new Principal Reynolds gives Clark a hard time, Martha's father visits the Kent farm and Lana investigates her mother's past. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, May 17, 2022
#2.5 - Nocturne
Welcome Sir Byron, the Pirate of Poetry This week Sean Faris (Never Back Down) special guest stars as Smallville's nocturnal kid, Byron. We get to discuss Byron's awesome home-life, how Clark is acting desperate, Lana bragging about her secret admirer and Lionel grabbing a hot new assistant. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, May 10, 2022
#2.4 - Red
Now introducing: RED METEOR ROCK This week Clark gives a nice personality switch due to Smallville High's new class rings. Clark makes his move on Lana, flirts with the new "bad girl" student, calls his parents poor and bullies a blind man. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, May 03, 2022
#2.3 - Duplicity
What'd you find, Pete? Pete's newfound discovery causes a rift between Clark and puts himself on a collision course with the jittery Dr. Hamilton. Lana is avoiding Nell at home. Lex hates his dad even more now that he's blind. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Wed, April 27, 2022
#2.2 - Heat
IT'S GETTING HOTT IN HEEERRRREE! Welcome to the Sweat Fest. This week a heatwave hits Smallville and fast tracks Clark's puberty stage to develop a new power: HEAT VISION. As he gets his new power under control, Clark has to deal with Lex's new fiancé who seems to have a special ability of her own. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, April 19, 2022
#2.1 - Vortex
New season, new personalities, new idiots. Welcome back to Smallville! This is the town that can't be hit by a tornado because the established personalities and logic of everyone goes out the window. Villain of the week: Jon and Roger's "friendship". Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, April 15, 2022
Season One Awards
BONUS EPISODE. BEST & WORST MOMENTS. NEW EQUIPMENT. say less. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, April 08, 2022
#1.21 - Tempest
The Calm Before The Storm This week we have special guests The Kieslich Brothers to join us for the season finale to talk about their time growing up in Kansas. Other topics include how Whitney sucks again, Clark doesn't deserve Chloe, Pete's date is actually real and Lionel giving us a glimpse of his inner evil. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, April 01, 2022
#1.20 - Obscura
Welcome to this week's episode of That's So Lana! Lana, a well renowned Pre-Cog (nods to our Minority Report fans), obtains a temporary ability to see from the eyes of our villain. We've also come to the conclusion that we are Whitney fans and Lana doesn't deserve him. During this episode we see Chloe get kidnapped, Clark ruining the Torch, Pete bragging way too much and a worn out Lex/Jon feud. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, March 25, 2022
#1.19 - Crush
Welcome to the Crush Zone. Adam Brody guest stars as the villain, Justin Gaines, this week at Smallville High. Chloe crushes on Justin, Whitney is crushing Lana, Clark is crushing himself and Kwan crushes a student's body with his car. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, March 18, 2022
#1.18 - Drone
Vote 4 Queen Bee! The electoral bug has stung Smallville High School this week as Clark runs for class president. In other news, Chloe investigates killer bees, Lana fights The Beanery and the dumbest reporter attempts to swindle Lex. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, March 11, 2022
#1.17 - Reaper
Theme of the Week: Old People and the Art of Letting Go Tyler, aka PainKiller, has arrived in Smallville to relieve the elderly of their pain and suffering. While elderly abuse is happening, Clark and Jon break up over a fishing trip, Lex gets audited by his dad, Lana continues to be a bad girlfriend and Whitney would rather shoot hoops than see his dying father. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, March 04, 2022
#1.16 - Stray
Ryan the Mind Reader & his Evil Guardians This week Smallville introduces new character Ryan James as he makes his first appearance as the mind-reading orphan that Martha hits with her car. Clark and Chloe decide to investigate Ryan's past while Lex contemplates a job offer from his father. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, February 25, 2022
#1.15 - Nicodemus
Jon the Groper & Lana the Wet: Who is turned on more? This week Dr. Hamilton resurrects an extinct flower that makes people horny, angry and go into comas. Clark attempts to contain himself with the new Lana, Lex searches for a cure and Chloe just wants to do a school project. Oh, and Pete sucks! Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, February 18, 2022
#1.14 - Zero
A Night at the Club Zero This week the Two Nerds get to finally discuss the infamous story behind Lex's Club Zero incident that caused him to be moved Smallville. While Lex has his past catch up to him, Lana is stressing over The Talon's grand opening and Chloe finally gets a reason to investigate Clark's childhood. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, February 11, 2022
#1.13 - Kinetic
TIME TO GET EXTREEEEEEEEME!!! Whitney is down bad this week as he meets some cool new bros who like to party, get sick tats and occasionally walk through walls. Lana decides to grow up and make a business proposal to Lex while Clark attempts to be a detective without Chloe. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, February 04, 2022
#1.12 - Leech
ICEMAN IS HERE...JK :( In the 12th episode Shawn Ashmore guest stars as the "villain" Eric Summers, aka Leech aka Change Up aka We Can't Decide What to Call Him. Today we discuss Clark losing his powers for the first time, the worst parent ever and why you should never make Lex wait. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, February 01, 2022
#1.11 - Hug
Believe in Mr. Touch A "salesman" decides to come to Smallville for absolutely no reason while Clark tries to befriend the town's most hated resident. Meanwhile, Whitney and Lana don't know when to shut up. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, January 28, 2022
#1.10 - Shimmer
Villain of the week: Hollow Kid Freak of the week: Amy This week we have someone terrorizing Victoria at the Luthor Mansion. Clark & Lana give the viewers blue balls while Pete reveals himself to be quite sus. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Tue, January 25, 2022
#1.9 - Rogue
Title Fight: Sam "Blackmail" Phelan vs Clark "I'm 14" Kent Main Card Fight: Chloe's opinions vs Lana's ethnicity Preliminary Fight: Lionel's hair vs Lex/Victoria's bathwater Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, January 21, 2022
#1.8 - Jitters
From Candyman to Jitterbug... We got Tony Todd shakin' things up to get to that Level 3. P.S. Lionel's hair is gorgeous Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, January 14, 2022
#1.7 - Craving
HORNGRY HAS ATE HER WAY INTO SMALLVILLE Theme of the week: Health Issues with a splash of Wild Theories Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, January 07, 2022
#1.6 - Hourglass
THE SMALLVILLE STRANGLER LIVES A knock-off Mystery Inc. team get together to investigate one of the best serial killers in town. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, December 31, 2021
#1.5 - Cool
Everyone is hot and bothered in this week's episode... Sean "The Predator" Kelvin arrives. John only cares about his bike. Whitney needs his letterman to be smart. Clark doesn't deserve a second date. Pete gets a redemption. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, December 24, 2021
#1.4 - X-Ray
Did the villain play their hand well? Is Clark "420 Friendly"? Was Lana's mom a racist? Find out this week on Everyone in Smallville is D U M B. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, December 17, 2021
#1.3 - Hothead
Nothing but furious anger on this episode. This week we discuss the worst football coach of all time, cheaters and the "Luthor Privilege". Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, December 10, 2021
#1.2 - Metamorphosis
BUG BOY IS HERE! This week we dive into Greg's behavior, the introduction of lead (Pb), Peeling of the Ham and how Aunt Nell may be a welder. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Fri, December 03, 2021
#1.1 - PILOT
Two Nerdy Idiots restart their heroic journey, with ridiculous commentary, on Smallville's very first episode. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

#8.12 - Bulletproof

#8.11 - Legion

#8.10 - Bride

#8.9 - Abyss

#8.8 - Bloodline

#8.7 - Identity

#8.6 - Prey

#8.5 - Committed

#8.4 - Instinct

#8.3 - Toxic

#8.2 - Plastique

#8.1 - Odyssey

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li [BONUS]

Season Seven Awards

#7.20 - Arctic

#7.19 - Quest

#7.18 - Apocalypse

#7.17 - Sleeper

#7.16 - Descent

#7.15 - Veritas

#7.14 - Traveler

#7.13 - Hero

#7.12 - Fracture

#7.11 - Siren

#7.10 - Persona

#7.9 - Gemini

#7.8 - Blue

#7.7 - Wrath

#7.6 - Lara

#7.5 - Action

#7.4 - Cure

#7.3 - Fierce

#7.2 - Kara

Kara & the Chronicles of Krypton

#7.1 - Bizarro

Season Six Awards

#6.22 - Phantom

#6.21 - Prototype

#6.20 - Noir

#6.19 - Nemesis

#6.18 - Progeny

#6.17 - Combat

#6.16 - Promise

#6.15 - Freak

#6.14 - Trespass

#6.13 - Crimson

#6.12 - Labyrinth

#6.11 - Justice

#6.10 - Hydro

#6.9 - Subterranean

#6.8 - Static

#6.7 - Rage

#6.6 - Fallout

#6.5 - Reunion

#6.4 - Arrow

#6.3 - Wither

#6.2 - Sneeze

The Oliver Queen Chronicles / "Toy Story"

#6.1 - Zod

Season Five Awards

#5.22 - Vessel

#5.21 - Oracle

#5.20 - Fade

#5.19 - Mercy

#5.18 - Fragile

#5.17 - Void

#5.16 - Hypnotic

#5.15 - Cyborg

The Vengeance Chronicles

#5.14 - Tomb

#5.13 - Vengeance

#5.12 - Reckoning

#5.11 - Lockdown

#5.10 - Fanatic

#5.9 - Lexmas

#5.8 - Solitude

#5.7 - Splinter

#5.6 - Exposed

#5.5 - Thirst