Seeking Derangements
Podcast by Seeking Derangements
Thu, April 10, 2025
*Preview* SD 398 - A Family Affair w/ Jamie
Full Video (and Audio) on Patreon! Hello Seekers! Ben here, happy to bring you a special video episode featuring the whole family. It's me, Jacques, Hesse, Jamie and YOU! That's right, we're taking your calls. We're here to help Seekers all over. Wether it's advice on getting over a neurodivergent cajun man, how to avoid spilling the beans on a cheating lesbian, or what to do when all of your ex's start wearing clown make-up, we've got you covered! Drop some love for Jamie! If we didn't get to your call today, don't worry she'll will be back on soon enough for another call-in episode.
Sun, April 06, 2025
*Preview* SD 397 - Blowin' Wang
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the triumphant return of Onija Robinson, how to mingle with the drunk elite of Aspen, and face yet another grueling round of Special Questions from Jacques. Call in to our LoveLine at 332-203-8247, keep voicemails to under a minute and send them TODAY because we are recording with the Mother of The Show Jamie tomorrow. Mwah!
Thu, April 03, 2025
SD 396 - Locked Outside the Actors Studio
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I address the rumors about speaker Mike Johnson being on Grindr. Is this yet another closeted Republican politician taking a sashay down Gay Boulevard, or is it cope for LibAunties who desperately need a win. We get to the bottom of it with a full Gay Face Analysis. Plus we talk about Bryan Johnson's NDA woes, Russell Brand's deep U neck t-shirts, and Jacque's rounds out the episode with a Special Questionnaire for both Hesse and I.
Tue, April 01, 2025
*Preview* SD 395 SuperHaters: The JVN Gangstalking Experience
Full episode on Patreon Ben here, join Jen and I for a 4 day oddessy in Providence, Rhode Island as we attempt to meet the Queen of Queer Eye, Jonathan Van Ness. We discuss being JVN's biggest super-haters, what the trajectory of her career says about broader cultural shifts, and figure out why he was borderline blackout at his live show Hot & Healed. Plus a special appearance from the Bad Girl of Podcasting, Meg. Hold on to your wigs hunties, cause we're serving some hater realness with some extra strength mother tea. Can you believe?
Fri, March 28, 2025
*Preview* SD 394 - No Weird Smells
Subscribe to our Patreon for the full epsidoe! Both audio and video available there. Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I gather to discuss Jacque's possible legal recourse after being unpaid for the leading role in a Shrimp commercial he was too high to remember being in. Then we discuss the viral daily routine of everyones favorite entrepreneur and end the episode with a deep dive into the Gay Cruise who reportedly rescued 11 male refugees.
Sun, March 23, 2025
SD 393 - Rosie O'DONE-ll
It's Seeking Sunday!!! Welcome y'all, Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the mass exedous of famous lesbians from the US, Meghan Markle's relatability woe's, and Quakers. Plus Jacques teaches us about Genghis Kong. Find bonus episodes on Patreon.com/SeekingDerangements
Fri, March 21, 2025
*Preview* SD 392 - The Gay List pt. 17 w/ Palma
Hello Seekers! Welcome everyone, Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I are joined by super producer Palma who stops by to promote his new show The Drain. We discuss being jealous of dead people, starting fires, the cancellation of the Biden twink, and get into some items from the famous Gay List. Find Max's new show here: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedrain/posts
Sun, March 16, 2025
SD 391 - Certifried Friercrackers
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I solve the aviation crisis, discuss the explosives that were planted all over Jacques neighborhood, review Lucinda Williams live show in Lafayette, and what it feels like to walk across one of those rainbow crosswalks which cuts through a 7 lane Dallas freeway.
Wed, March 05, 2025
SD 389 - Doll Madness Pt. 2
Greetings Seekers! Full Video on Patreon Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I are back with a special video episode. We discuss Luigi Mangione's alleged Cinema Style Sex Videos, Emilia Perez greening out at the damn oscars, and recap our Mardi Gras. Plus Jacques and I get into a fight over the voodoo doll he made of me. We'll be back later this week!
Sun, March 02, 2025
SD 388- Wine Night
Ben here, happy to bring you an extra long episode featuring Jen and Hesse. We each drink a bottle of wine and call our Dads, Jacques and two different Angel's, but not before discussing Luigi, Diddy, Bridgette Macron, the Oscars, Hilaria, and much more. Consider this the sequel to our Berlin Speed Paste episode, although none was consumed. First hour's free, the last two are paywalled.
Fri, February 21, 2025
SD 386 - Squidward....black?
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss why planes keep falling out of the sky, write a eulogy for me (I have a $40 spirit flight to Nola next week) and then make some really crucial decisions about our favorite cartoon characters. We will be back with a special bonus for Seeking Sunday! Until then....
Tue, February 18, 2025
*Preview* SD 385 - Die w/ Theda Hammel
FULL EPISODE ON PATREON Ben here. Today, Theda Hammel joins me to recap our experience at Bryan Johnson’s Don’t Die Summit. We cover all the deeply unsettling stuff that happened—from the “lunch” we were served, to Bryan’s complete lack of charm, to the vendors offering total crap. Plus, we get into how an attempted sing-along alienated the entire crowd and why I got kicked out of a hyperbaric chamber by an Israeli. Yes, I requested a refund. Waiting to hear back.
Mon, February 17, 2025
SD 384 - A Peak Behind the Velvet Curtain
It's S-S-Seeking Sunday!!! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I finally cancel Raven Symone, I give my recipe for the Perfect Salad, and then we have a very serious conversation about how to improve our podcast. And Jacques talks about Jigsaw killing us.
Thu, February 13, 2025
*Preview* Valentine's Love Line w/ Jamie
The full video is available only on our Patreon! Ben here, Hesse, Jacques and I are here with Jamie AKA the Mother of the Pod to answer all your burning questions about love and life. We hear from a man who wants his allegedly bisexual boyfriend to have sex with a woman, decide if blind fathers need to know about a recent top surgery, talk about what happens when Jacques’ forces you into a room, and school some people about never giving up. Patreon.com/SeekingDerangements
Wed, February 12, 2025
*Preview* SD - No Podcasters Refused
Ben here, today I finally made it on the Sniffies podcast only for Hesse and Jacques to show up and throw the whole thing into chaos. It ended up being fine because then we just did our regular show. We talk about the trans cult that believes AI is going to become god (?), recount some of the worst photos we've seen on dating apps, why the word "twink" needs to be banned, and of course preview our upcoming MARDI GRAS and LOVE LINE episodes!!!
Tue, February 04, 2025
SD 380 - Free Trade?? Where!?
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the American woman who is holding 100 press conferences in Pakistan about how she is refusing to leave, style each other for our inevitable Grammy appearances, and wildly speculate about how tariffs are going to effect the American economy. Also, we discuss how to elevate my years long "harassment" of JVN.
Sun, February 02, 2025
*Preview* SD 379- Karoline LEAVE IT!
Full Episode on Patreon.com/SeekingDerangements
Thu, January 30, 2025
SD 378 - Oh Vicky, You'll Be So Proud
Ben here, today Jacques tells Hesse and I about his ongoing medical issues and yes, it's extremely graphic. Then we write and send Jacques' resume to Woah Vicky, investigate Ramona Singer allegedly selling her twitter account to a Black Rock CEO, and end the episode by reading an article about how the Cool Kids are celebrating Trumps reelection. Get weekly bonus episodes here: Patreon.com/seekingderangements
Sat, January 25, 2025
SD 376 - Hyperbolic Chamber
Hello Seekers! Ben here, Hesse and Jacques join me today to talk about the Inauguration, the various facelifts it featured, and of course what we expect from a 2nd Trump turn. Then we turn to two of the most annoying people we frequently cover on this show–Bill Maher and Bryan Johnson and watch the Club Random episode wherein Bryan literally talks about dating his own son. Get Tickets to Jacques LA show here: https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/game-show-pig/
Sun, January 19, 2025
*Preview* SD 375 - Ni Hao
Ben here, today Jen joins me to talk about an encounter we had with an old gay man last night in Hudson, discuss our attempts to avoid being hungover, the Tik Tok ban, our plans to become influencers on Xiuaohongshu, and working out with the formerly incarcerated.
Wed, January 15, 2025
SD 374 - Mother of the Pod w/ Jamie
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today I interview Jamie, the 58 year old hairdresser, mother of two and long time listener of the podcast. We talk about her gay friends (dead and alive), child rearing techniques, and the current stage of hags and their fags. Plus I tell her about The Erotic Barber! Get an appointment with Jamie (if you’re lucky) here: https://salonlofts.com/jamie_klein
Sun, January 12, 2025
SD 373 - Mister Lady w/ Jen
It's Seeking Sunday! And we have norovirus. At least Jen and I (Ben) do. Hesse is on this one with us too. We talk about congestion pricing, going to Thailand for normal reasons, and really stupid TV shows. If you hate this one, well....we'll have another episode out soon.
Sat, January 04, 2025
SD 371 - Staff Infection
It's Seeking Sunday yall! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Hilaria Baldwin, her personal beef with Hesse, our favorite dogs, which dogs look like which kinds of women (empowering way) and the movie Scent of A Woman. Plus Jacques tells us about his very extensive health problems.
Wed, January 01, 2025
*Preview* SD 370 - Happy New Year
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I give some predictions on the year to come, look back at some of our favorite moments from the one past, and try to name 5 gay guys. Plus we nominate a Person of the Year for L's, G's, B's, T's, and Q's. Thanks for listening this past year yall! Mwah
Sat, December 21, 2024
SD 369 - Drones & Crones
Ben here, today Hesse Jacques and I discuss wether or not Nancy Pelosi's honkers had anything to do with her spill down the Duke Of Luxembourg's marble staircase, react to Peter Theils comments on Luigi Mangione, and review Grindr's year-end lists of bottoms, tops, and babygirl's per capita. We also, of course, wildly speculate about the drone sightings in and around New Jersey.
Wed, December 11, 2024
SD 365 - Luigi Man-I-Gonna Nut
Ben here, on todays episode Hesse, Jacques, Max and I talk all things Luigi: his eyebrows, his GoodReads, his alleged assassination, and what this all really means. Plus Jacques slams his roommate and family and then forces us all to do a very radical therapeutic exercise.
Mon, December 02, 2024
SD 362 - Hesse's Podcast Boot Camp
Today we have something different for you all: in preparation for her eventual death from being hit by two trains at once in 2076, Hesse has decided to start training a suitable successor! Who better to train than four random strangers and a couple of friends who responded to one of her tweets?! No one! These potential recruits answered her call to complete a set of podcasting challenges in a no-holds-barred, winner-take-all match never before seen in the industry. Will these brave souls survive the hellish gauntlet set upon them by Major Hesse? Many are called, but one shall be chosen. Also Charles from E1 calls in from his buddy's wedding to let us know how that's going.
Fri, November 29, 2024
*Preview* SD 361- How To Train A Shrew
Hello Seekers! Ben here, on today's episode Jen stops by to sit our asses down and educate us about Wicked. Hesse unveils her history as a theatre kid, we hear a new story about a certain incapacitated Aunt, and we find out what Jacques thinks "holding space" means. Happy thanksgiving yall!
Sun, November 24, 2024
SD 360- The Gay List pt. 16 w/ Chloe Cherry
Today Chloe Cherry joins us to crack open the Gay List once again. Before that we discuss her favorite sandwiches, her budding DJ career, and test her gaydar. Plus Jacques tells her about his health problems and getting pranked.
Thu, November 21, 2024
*Preview* SD 359 - Smells Like Teasis w/ Jen and Meg
Ben here with a special music/talk episode made to bring you sunshine and fun in these literally dark times. We hate winter y'all. Jen Sillen and Meg "the Bad Girl of Podcasting" Murnane join me to discuss wide ranging topics such as pranking people at parties, how to bar old people from driving, jewish Grandparents, the pro's and con's of queer restaurants, why Meg banned tops from her home and more!
Sun, November 17, 2024
SD 358 - Our Dearest Donna
Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I beg Donna Brazil to hire us as DNC operatives, discuss some shocking updates on Jacques voodoo doll, and nominate our own Sexiest Men of the Year.
Sun, November 10, 2024
*Preview* SD 356 - Is Anyone There
Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I debrief the total failure of the Kamala Harris campaign and Jacques tells us about zipping up one of his testicles, resulting in one of the worst injuries of his life.
Sun, November 03, 2024
SD 355 -Shawn Mendes More Likes Shawn Does-Men w/ Angel Money
Happy Sunday! Ben here, on today's ep Hesse and I are joined by the one and only Angel Money to discuss Biden fumbling the Puerto Rican/garbage narrative, Shawn Mendes micro-launching his asexuality, and my deep dive into the TikTok'er @morgandrinkscoffee who is shockingly not a lesbian, despite her tall haircut. Plus Angel and I settle our instagram beef and unpack why we are born fighters. Our live show is sold out, but you can still see the entire program beamed into the overflow venue next door here for only $5! https://littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_eb_id=1067930231069 Listen to Angel's show Money Talks here: https://www.patreon.com/moneytalks404/about?
Thu, October 31, 2024
*Preview* SD 354 - Salmon From His Friend w/ Will Menaker
Hello everyone! Ben here, today we're joined by Will Menaker. Jacques bullies everyone for 15 minutes, then we all bully John Fetterman and Elon Musk, continue by celebrating the brave drunk driver who almost collided with Kamala's caravan, and finally Jacques warns all of us about the dangers of owning large primates. Los Angeles, get tickets to Chapo's election night eve show here: https://link.dice.fm/p3922c306ee2?dice_id=p3922c306ee2 NYC, get tickets to our election night show here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/electile-dysfunction-an-election-night-variety-show-tickets-1034976200677?utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-medium=discovery&utm-term=listing&utm-source=cp&aff=ebdsshcopyurl
Sun, October 27, 2024
SD 353 - Delectable Therapy
Happy Sunday everyone! Ben here, on today's episode Jacques tells us about inviting Real Housewife Dorinda Medley to a dinner with Emeril Lagasse, Hesse shows us some Club Random, and I try to explain who Jordan Peterson is to Jacques. Tickets to our live show here: https://t.co/O593yGCOAX
Wed, October 23, 2024
*Preview* SD 352 - Stream Jelly Roll
Hello Jelly Nation! Ben here, posting from the great state of Vermont. Im joined by long-time friend of the pod Jen Sillen and more importantly, Meg–the Bad Girl of Podcasting–makes her shocking return to the game. We discuss Jelly Roll beating Charli xcx for the top spot on the billboard charts, what that means for our country, and check in with our favorite twitter Transvestigator, Bevvie112. Plus Meg tells us what its like to live as a fag hag who is medically prescribed G. Also Jen rants about Wicked and Gaga.
Sat, October 19, 2024
*Preview* SD 351 - Identity Parade
Today we mourn the loss of Liam Payne, discuss our past alleged criminal acts at various grocery stores, if it's possible for muscled gay hunks to fall off a ledge while taking a selfie, and Melania Trump's new memoir. Finally, we read an article from the New York Post about the former Bachelorette contestant and current freak who pretended to be trans for like 6 months as a "social experiment." Tickets to our live show here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/electile-dysfunction-an-election-night-variety-show-tickets-1034976200677?aff=oddtdtcreator
Sun, October 13, 2024
SD 350 - Hesse's Voicemails
Hesse's voicemails on Saturday, October 12th, 2024.
Wed, October 09, 2024
*Preview* SD 349 - From Flab to Fab
Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I develop a new diet plan for Jacques (at his request), discuss scaring people at the gym, Mario Bosco literally attacking me on the street, the only child to asexual pipeline, and holding yourself hostage at work.
Sun, October 06, 2024
SD 348 - Daddy Sucking Lips
Happy Sunday! Today we discuss megalopolis flopping, review Sophies new album, and Jacques reveals what he thinks the pyramids are. Plus we take your calls! Get tickets to our live show here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/electile-dysfunction-an-election-night-variety-show-tickets-1034976200677?aff=oddtdtcreator And get ¡No Pasarán!, Matt Christmans new book here: https://chapotraphouse.store/products/no-pasaran?srsltid=AfmBOoqL5ffoYPpfmL7GUGkhchSBj_XeLmPrsS8BUCJlRlbDqqVCsxy1
Wed, October 02, 2024
*Preview* SD 347 - Ferry Fall w/ Jen Sillen
Ben here, today I'm coming to you with a very special episode featuring Jen Sillen. To ring in the fall season Jen and I board the Staten Island Ferry and play our favorite autumnal tracks. We discuss our favorite white women of the 2010's, China Mac vs. Moo Deng (and why China's owner won't come on the Pod), Chappell vs. Gaga, me low-key feeling bad about bullying Mitski off twitter, and then we visit World Trade Center 7 to talk about what supplements we do. Happy Fall mamas!
Sat, September 28, 2024
*Preview* SD 346 - IstanBullying & Herassment
On today's episode we announce Electile Dysfunction (our Nov. 5 live election show, ticket link dropping soon) cover mayor Adams indictment, Olivia Nuzzi allegedly harassing RFK Jr, and Jacques finally meets his voodoo doll.
Sun, September 22, 2024
*Preview* SD 244 -
It's Seeking Sunday! Welcome everyone, today Ben, Jacques and Hesse discuss the Trump shooter's plan to save the world, Tulsi's white steak, Diddy's arrest, and Laura Loomer needing so much attention. Plus we get some crazy tea on Moo Deng via our hotline! Shocking....we love yall!
Wed, September 18, 2024
*Unlocked* SD 339 - Columbo V. Holmes w/ Masha Breeze
NYC, get tickets to Hesse and Masha's 9/19 live show, "Miss Trans USA" find links on Masha's twitter (@MashaParty) In this unlocked episode, Ben and Hesse are joined by Masha Breeze. We spill the tea on RFK leaking the juice of a recently beheaded whale on his daughter Kick, discuss what has become a big week for Kick, Drake’s selfies getting gayer, and Mikhalia Peterson’s devious ways. More importantly, we score a big interview with disgraced blonde Elizabeth Holmes, an interview which is quickly interrupted by a certain Italian detective keen on figuring out who murdered Jen Shah.
Sun, September 15, 2024
*PREVIEW* SD 343 - Jacque-ipedia w/ Grace Frued
Full Episode on Patreon. On today's episode Hesse and Jacques are joined by Grace Freud and super producer Palma! They discuss cajuns eating Nutria Rat, Taylor Swift shouting out 9/11 at the VMA's, Jacques being accused of murder (?), and Trump's beautiful neck. Get tickets to Graces LA show My Father Has Been Murdered: dadsdie.com
Fri, September 13, 2024
SD 342 - The Gay List pt. 15 w/ Steven & Lily
Hello LGTBQ's and allies alike! Ben here, today I've got an episode of the Gay List with the hosts of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily. Before we consider every conceivable way in which your man could be gay, we make some very confident debate predictions. I think we slayed. Then we crack open the list at entry 1,000 and discuss everything from our burning hatred of people who Amazon paper towels to the degenerative effects of viral Grindr screenshots. This episode has it all, gay face vs. lesbian face, the estrogenized womb, straight couples spying on each other, and k*lling your mother–psychologically. Listen to Lily & Stevens truly her-larious podcast here: https://open.spotify.com/show/3RIvHVayenokiZtiwybORD and find weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon!
Sun, September 08, 2024
SD 341 - The LesbiList Part 3
Happy Seeking Sunday! Nate Fisher and Will Sennett join Hesse and Ben for another installment of the Lesbian List. We discuss how duplicitous the Gay Friend can be, lesbians only coming in size XS or XL, and how to get gay guys into sports betting. Lesbians we love you!!!! Listen to Nate and Will's podcast A Closer Look here: https://open.spotify.com/show/4f8K43VPxVRjdQWHGT92FW Find info on Eephus here: https://www.filmlinc.org/nyff2024/films/eephus/ Intro & Outro/// 32 Flavors - Ani DiFranco
Tue, September 03, 2024
[AUDIO] SD 340 - Doll Madness
Full video episode only on Patreon! Coming to you today with a very special episode. We show Jacques the voodoo doll of him that was found at a shop in rural Louisiana, discuss Lana's new cajun boy toy, Troye Sivan giving Charli XCX the F pass, getting wet dreams in jail and getting called fat by your parents. As mentioned, you can support Conerstone Buses, a non-profit which helps families visit incarcerated loved ones at Angola State Prison, here: https://www.nolatoangola.org/about-cornerstone-builders-bus-program/
Sun, September 01, 2024
*Preview SD 339 - Columbo V. Holmes
Happy Seeking Sunday! Today Ben and Hesse are joined by Masha Breeze. We spill the tea on RFK leaking the juice of a recently beheaded whale on his daughter Kick, discuss what has become a big week for Kick (she’s dating Ben Affleck) and of course we try to figure out who Jigsaw really is. More importantly, we score a big interview with disgraced blonde Elizabeth Holmes, an interview which is quickly interrupted by a certain Italian detective keen on figuring out who murdered Jen Shah.
Wed, August 28, 2024
SD 338 - Alpha Top Conference
Ben, Jacques, and Hesse are all together and coming to you from Mora Studios in Little Italy NYC! We talk about which outfits have gotten Jacques hate-crimed in New York, mourn Jerry Springer, and scout a bottom for 4th mic. Plus we end the episode with the most challenging set of moral dilemmas we've ever faced. Subscribe to our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes! Patreon.com/seekingderangements
Thu, August 22, 2024
SD 336 - Club Predictable
Hello everyone! Today we review Bill Maher's interview with various children, discuss Tim Walz's horrible recipes, and (brace for impact) upack Chappell Roan's comments about some of her "weird" fans. Subscribe to our patreon for weekly bonus episodes!
Fri, August 16, 2024
SD 334 - The Hesse And Masha Show (ft. Masha Breeze & Trudy Bonfires)
It’s a trans girl takeover! Hesse is joined by Masha Breeze to talk Sex and the City, solutions for Olympic gender problems, and Masha’s iconic boss. Then, a very special guest drops in for the interview of a lifetime: the first trans woman ever Trudy Bonfires drops in to talk about her new book and spill the tea about Eleanor Roosevelt and Karl Marx. Follow Masha on twitter @MashaParty and subscribe to us on Patreon for a weekly bonus episode
Wed, August 14, 2024
SD 333 - They/She Vance
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the pictures of JD Vance's fat head in that crunchy old wig, why the gay man who broke the Vance Drag story has 2/3rds of this podcast blocked, and why transitioning could have saved her (jk). Plus Jacques spends 40 minutes texting a take out order to his mother and Hesse tells us about Mr. Beast getting canceled. We wrap things up with a very difficult quiz which tests our ethics and morals like never before. Oh also at this part Jacques tells us about gaslighting a vegan he fed butter...really funny. Mwah!
Sun, August 11, 2024
*Preview* SD 332 Three Special Goofballs w/ Brandon and Asad
hey yall happy sunday its me Jacques i recorded with Brandon wardell and Asad the Supreme being. We discuss women, men, our love lives. Find out if Asad is a biggot, his time on the show wild n out and Bradon makes some funnies too. We all recount our time together in Austin too Listen to Brandon's show here: https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow And find Asad's IG here: https://www.instagram.com/asadallsupremebeing/?hl=en
Thu, August 08, 2024
SD 331 - We Promise To Not Start A Riot
Hello Seekers! Jacques, Ben and Hesse here, today we finally uncover the foundational trauma behind Jacques very serious aversion to chewing gum, discuss RFK's baby bear dumping, and draft a letter to the DNC in which we beg for press passes and promise to be normal. Weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements !
Wed, July 31, 2024
*Preview* SD 330 - Rent Is Due, F4660T5
Today Hesse and Ben thank Caitlyn Jenner for yet again saving us from nuclear apocalypse, talk about Biden randomly still being alive, Elon Musk beefing with his daughter, the Olympic Grindr ban, JD Vance's big face and head, and why so many brunette women are becoming homophobic right wing influencers. Plus we take your calls! PATREON.COM/SEEKINGDERANGEMENTS
Mon, July 29, 2024
SD 329 - White Women: Answer the Call w/ April Clark
Happy Sunday Seekers! April joins Hesse, Ben and Jacques to talk about 164,000 white women crashing Zoom for a Kamala fundraiser, Jacques idea for a lesbian Christmas movie, and what happens when you piss off Brats. Get tickets to Aprils LA show here: https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/aprilclark
Mon, July 22, 2024
SD 327 - Freak Week w/ Theda
Theda joins Hesse and I to talk about Biden's miserable week (we recorded before he actually dropped out lol), Bevvie the Transvestigator's claims about the Biden family, and of course Bryan Johnson, whom we are all really disappointed in.
Thu, July 18, 2024
*Preview* SD 326 - Music, Headlines, & Calls
Welcome back seekers! The whole team is united today to play you some of our favorite songs and discuss the week in news. We talk about Trump getting shot, posthumously Queer Eye the shooter, try to locate Gypsy Rose Blanchard and of course we take some of your calls as well!
Thu, July 11, 2024
SD 324 - Going Nuclear
Welcome back seekers! While we love being a podcast of the people, we are fed up with getting zero recognition from the mainstream media and professional podcasts alike. And that's why we have resorted to throwing the first punch at the most successful shows in the game, according to NY Mag. That's right, we are bullying the top 10 podcasts in the country right now, viciously and without remorse. Also we talk about a new gay ringworm, the time Jacques invented a never before seen variant of ringworm (it might be the gay one we don't know) and discuss the war within the democratic party.
Sun, July 07, 2024
*PREVIEW* SD 323 - The Return Of Jacques
Hello seekers and happy Sunday! Join us today as we celebrate the return of our Queen Jacques Gonsoulin, who has emerged triumphantly from his battle with 4 impacted wisdom teeth and some other stuff too. Jacques tells us all about his surgery, why the nurses said he had a "marijuana allergy," the car wreck that was caused by his desire for bone broth, rewriting his will, and of course, he puts Hesse and I through a grueling challenge of our own...
Sat, June 29, 2024
*PREVIEW* SD 322 - Goodbye. Period.
Super producer Palma joins Hesse and I for a full debate recap. We talk about Biden's abysmal performance, yet another attempt at mass gaslighting by the Democratic party, and suggest some replacements for Biden. We also discuss JVN's response to the allegations that Zir is an absolute menace on set.
Mon, June 24, 2024
SD 321 - Ya Man's Gay pt 14 w/ Hasan Piker
FULL VIDEO EPISODE ON PATREON The internet favorite’s homophobic, queer-baiting Turk joins Hesse and I to put his alleged ally-status to the test. Will he accrue enough points from the Gay List to gain entry into the gayborhood? Will he get the F pass? The more coveted T pass? Well… Has Hasan (or even worse your man) closed a drawer with his hip? Have they made male friends or used an elliptical? What if they’ve let a woman touch a door in public? If so, it might be time to wish them happy pride! 🏳️🌈👨❤️👨
Wed, June 19, 2024
*PREVIEW* SD 321 - Vag'ing Out with the Sisses
Hello Seekers! Hesse and I are back and taking more of your pride calls. We teach a 6'5" gay guy with a mustache how to seem like a bottom in front of his trans-masc husband's co-workers (very easy), chastise gay men who chase straight men, out 300 closeted politicians, and invent something called misogyno-blanc. Also we hear two SHOCKING testimonies from people unfortunate enough to personal run-in's with Chapelle Roan, and all I can say right now is that we must cancel her and that Winston, if you're there, I hope you made it out of the box.
Sun, June 16, 2024
*PREVIEW* SD 320 - Brandon "the Boogie "Wardell vs Headmistress Jacques"
On this special one on one interview Brandon and me (Jacques) discuss our recent tomfoolery when he came to new orleans and preformed for two days, I did my first stand up st opening for him and just the total shenanigans of new orleans. Throughout the episode I bring back the points system to clarify Brandon's grade. Listen right away
Thu, June 13, 2024
SD 319 - *Aztec Death Whistle* You Have Herpes
Hello seekers! Hesse and I are back talking about how I almost punched a woman at Des Moines pride, the brand new Herpes/Chlamydia prank going around, where to blow an Aztec Death Whistle for maximum impact and my parents having another kid because I looked so gay. Of course we also talk about Hunter Biden going to jail and how to enjoy Charli XCX's new hit album Brat when you suffer from Obstinance Defiance Disorder.
Fri, May 31, 2024
*Preview* SD 316 - A F*ociaggine w Fig & Prosciutto
Welcome back Seekers! We're all here to discuss Pope Francis' statements on f*ggotry run amuck in Italian seminaries, which then makes Jacques hungry. So we invent some sandwiches, clock our social credit scores, rank women, and brainstorm how fat Jacques would have been in WWII. But most importantly we write an email to casting at "Pop Culture Jeopardy," and end by taking a shot at the quiz ourselves.
Mon, May 27, 2024
SD 315 - The LesbiList w/ Girl God pt 2
April and Grace join Hesse and I to crack open the lesbian list! Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the street? Well then sister, it might be time to rescue some pit bulls. As a woman, do you fall, snore, or smoke blunts by yourself? Chances are you could be a lesbian, and we'll help you find out. Get tickets to Girl Gods live show here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-god-presents-gay-aid-tickets-879720998187 intro/// Lyn Christopher - Take Me With You outro/// Laura Nyro - Sweet Blindness
Thu, May 23, 2024
*Preview* SD 213 - STIM Majors
Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode! It's just Hesse and I today, I give her a rundown of my micro bully obsession, a debrief of the Amityville Micro Bully Pop Up I attended, and what the dogs Really Mean. We also discuss JoJo Siwa's continued tragic (or slay?) career, make some predictions about the Biden/Trump debate, and cover the beautiful discourse I heard among the protesters in front of Trumps trial.
Wed, May 15, 2024
SD 312 - Mutual JO at the Portal
Welcome back everyone! Jacques unleashes a new beef he will almost certainly lose, we celebrate Hesse for Mothers Day, discuss how we would get the Dublin/NYC portal shut down, being on deaths door, and getting hooked on Zyn. Also Jacques casts his 360 video à la Charli XCX, we uncover why gay guys travel like fugitives, and finally we shout out the two nurses who were vaporized last year at a monkeypox vaccination site in New Orleans. Please show them your support.
Tue, May 07, 2024
*Preview SD 311- The LesbiList with Steven & Lily
Today the hosts of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily join me to break the seal on a brand new list, thats right–it's the Lesbian List. Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the street? Well then sister, it might be time to rescue some pit bulls. As a woman, do you fall, snore, or smoke blunts by yourself? Chances are you could be a lesbian, and we'll help you find out. We also discuss Steven being the first gay man to bleach his hair for normal and healthy reasons, Lily leaving her strap on in her partners parents freezer, and I spill some tea on an ancient beef between me and a big suited lesbian who fucked with my family while employed as the minister of a Unitarian Church. Until next time sisters! Listen to Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily everywhere podcasts are found (I did an episode with them on the Bible) and buy tickets to their June 5th live show!
Sun, May 05, 2024
SD 310 - Seeking De(RED)ments
Happy Sunday Seekers! Today we talk about Bush era LGBTQ activism, that guy from glee identifying as culturally queer (we support him), Kristi Noem assassinating her puppy for being annoying and what happens when you antagonize ghosts and spirits. Plus we take your calls! We tell you how to impress your girlfriends religious parents, how to bust on SSRI's, and how to break up with someone who has BPD when you also have BPD. We'll be doing another call in episode soon, leave a voicemail at (332) 203-8247
Thu, April 25, 2024
SD 308 - What in the Pronoun? *Preview*
Listen to this full episode and our entire catalogue of weekly bonus content on our Patreon!
Mon, April 22, 2024
SD 307 - Live, Laugh, Leer w/ Theda Hammel and John Early
Theda and John stop by to talk about Hesse scaring her landlords with gay pornography, Ben's newfound love of leering in the park, the hottest sportsmen, the ugliest sportsmen, Caitlyn Clarke being cis, Ben's dad thinking he is a prostitute, fire island, red carpet menswear and of course Theda and Johns new movie Stress Positions. Go see it! Find weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon
Sun, March 31, 2024
SD 302 - Reunion Episode
Happy easter :) super producer Max joins us to continue our 300+ episode celebration, we talk about the ongoing P Diddy scandal, pink coke, and Jacques tells us about more about Portland. We love!
Thu, March 28, 2024
*Preview* SD 301 - We're Getting New Jobs
Hello Seekers! Today Jacques, Hesse, and I apply to a high powered position at the Sniffies Corporation, decide which one of us is autistic (shocker) and send an email to get them cast on Love On The Spectrum, and finally we put a definitive end to the rumors about Brigette Macron being one of the gworls.
Mon, March 25, 2024
SD 300 - We Did It Yall w Cara Cunningham
Cara stops by to celebrate our 300th episode! We talk about East Coast vs Tennessee vs Louisiana, best and worst fast foods, astrology, and much more. Find weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon
Sun, March 17, 2024
*PREVIEW* SD 298 - Manton Sheher
Happy Sunday! We're back and talking about having 4 impacted wisdom teeth, rockabilly women (again), having sex with Timothee Chalamet, Anton Chigurh's gender and planes falling out of the sky. Full Episode on Patreon
Wed, March 13, 2024
SD 297 - BPD (Best Person Disorder)
Hello seekers! Today we're all back and taking your calls. We hear from people with BPD, people who have girlfriends with BPD, help a guy who wants to have sex with another guy in front of his girlfriend, and decide if it's healthy to be turned on by your own reflection. Leave a voicemail for us at (332) 203 - 8247 and find tickets to SHOW PIG here: https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/show-pig-a-live-comedy-podcast-spectacular-with-seeking-derangements/
Wed, March 06, 2024
*PREVIEW* SD 296 - Jonathan Van Mess
What up Seekers! Today we assembled to record an emergency pod on the Rolling Stone's article about JVN's "monstrous" and "nightmarish" behavior on the set of Queer Eye. We discuss why Bobby is leaving the show, why Tan and Antoni are the only ones who don't hate each other, and say a prayer for all the PA's who leaked their tales of abuse to the press. But before that we perform a "woke test" on Google's AI chatbot, plus I explain why I got covered in mud in rural Canada and Jacques offers Jackie Chan a job.
Sun, March 03, 2024
SD 295 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 12 w/ Jack Wagner
Happy Sunday everyone! We're back for the 12th installment of the Gay List with Jack Wagner of Otherworld. We talk about the recent P Diddy scandal, Jacques having sex with 2 of his friends fathers, and what a woman should do if she catches her man dipping his toe into the pool to check the temperature. Find Weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon
Thu, February 29, 2024
*PREVIEW* SD 294 - Fortnite Germonatta
Full Episode on Patreon Hesse and I go to Jen's new apartment to see her new face and to talk about why everyone hates Amy Schumer, why Amy Schumer hates women, how Mardi Gras is more difficult than major and intensive surgery, and of course to talk about the bassist of a latinx metal band that tried to force femme the singer in order to steal his girlfriend.
Mon, February 26, 2024
SD 293 - Never Stop Smoking Weed
Welcome back yall, today we talk about Joe Biden's sex life, global circumcision rates, a van full of men with guns being outside your house, getting your head squished between a brick wall and your 1000lbs of luggage, and we take a quiz which results in some really scary results Weekly Bonus Episodes on our Patreon
Thu, February 15, 2024
SD 290 - Bisexual Purple Heart
Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Today we're all back together and trying to figure out what happened at the Super Bowl, why Jacques thought Selena Quintanilla was a lady of the night, and celebrate the Queer Eyes getting carjacked in Nola. Plus we take a few of your calls. Mwah
Tue, January 30, 2024
SD 285 - Hellen Keller ft MC Escher
What up yall, we're back and talking about Stan wars, SWAT'ing, militant smol beans, how to get BPD, how to not be a bitch right now, and Jacques drops a diss track on a bitch who stole his man. Plus we take some calls! Bonus episode weekly on our Patreon
Sun, January 28, 2024
*PREVIEW* SD 285 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 11 w/ Will and Felix
Will and Felix join us to dust off the old Gay List and declare judgements on how straight men should behave during a shooting, if it's sus to use oven mitts or have a big key chain, if pulp is gay, and much more. Plus Jacques tells us which first lady invented birthdays. Full episode on Patreon
Wed, January 24, 2024
SD 284 - All The Dishes As Well
Hey everyone! Today we discover a new hypebeast member of Jacques expansive medical team, chose our own Best Picture, talk about scamming your neighbors and how Jacques turned a subway sandwich into a lethal projectile using nothing but a lime scooter. Weekly bonus episode on our Patreon!
Thu, January 18, 2024
SD 282 - Clumsy Sexy Boyfriend Island
Hello LGBTQ and straight listeners alike, we're back and talking about the New Fire Island, global gay gentrification, and billionaire slam-pieces who's deaths just aren't adding up. Despite that we do take our best shot on getting accepted into New Fire Island's influencer program for real. Plus we start a personality quiz but not before Jacques connection goes out (crazy things happen when Louisiana freezes.) Find weekly bonus episodes on Patreon.com/SeekingDerangements
Thu, January 11, 2024
SD 280 - Quit Meth for Love
Whats up players we're back with another episode! Today Jacques and I help Hesse punch up her stand up routine, investigate the Hasidic tunnels, and take your calls which range from a tech company unwittingly coming out in support of gay chemsex, why everyone hates you at orgies, me stealing someone's "bitch," and your cousin hitting on you. Thank you guys for the calls we truly appreciate them. Find a weekly bonus ep on our Patreon!
Sat, December 23, 2023
SD 276 - Ho Ho Homo w/ Kevin Leonardo
The "most unhinged creator of the year" Kevin Leonardo joins Hesse and I once again to talk about his meteoric rise to fame, fake people, the second gay guy caught having sex in the senate, waxing his pubes, masturbating with a pet in the room, and finally to rank famous Christmas characters on their fuck-ability. Find Kevin's content here: https://linktr.ee/kevinleonardo Full video episode on our Patreon!
Tue, December 05, 2023
SD 272 - We Need To Talk About George
Hello everyone! We're back and talking about none other than the don diva herself...FKA Kitara...AKA Latino Baby Grinch...George Santos. We draft a group message to his real email, go through his various crimes and scams (NOT GUILTY), and hear tell from another diva about her past run ins with George. Also some really bad Jacques health updates. Thank you to Santiago for designing our new cover art! Also Jacques and Hesse will be featured at the Girl God show this weekend at the Bell House in NYC! Get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-girl-god-christmas-spectacular-tickets-741044292427?utm_experiment=control_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios
Sun, November 26, 2023
SD 270 - Bushwick Roommate Torah and Talmud
We cover episode 13 of Undercover Billionaire but not before one of us reveals her new chosen name, we recant what was said about Gwyneth on the last episode, Joe Biden vs Taylor Swift, plus more.
Mon, November 20, 2023
SD 268 - Wet Dreams in Jail w/ Girl God
Girl God is back to face down an interview conducted by the one Mx. Jacques Gonsoulin, we talk about the most embarrassing moment of everyones life, planning for a live show, Caitlyn Jenner's saying "retarted," and finally Hesse quizzes everyone on SEX. Find tickets for Girl Gods show here: https://girlgodlive.com/
Sun, October 29, 2023
SD 264 - Tour Du Trauma
Here's the first half of our special Halloween episode for you broke bitches who cant subscribe to our Patreon. Reporting from the most haunted city in the United States, Jacques and I are here to give you a tour of some of the most fucked up things that have happened to the people of New Orleans and of course, to Jacques himself. Join us on this journey as we tell tale of an axe wielding sociopath who killed a bunch Italians for not playing Jazz, how Jacques came to in a Taco Bell ditch, pray for the Gay Guys who died in a bath house fire, try to eat pickled beef tips, and finally harass city employees on the phone...in a graveyard.
Sun, October 22, 2023
SD 262 - John Hinckely Jr. WHO??
Jacques reveals his new and improved self, we talk about the slay nerd who tried to assassinate the queen bc his AI girlfriend told him to, and we take your calls! Subscribe to our patreon for weekly bonus episodes! Patreon.com/seekingderangements
Mon, October 16, 2023
SD 260 - What in the Pronoun?!
What's up yall...Hesse and I recorded (Jacques joins eventually) on the day of jihad, we talk about Lady Betty Grafstein and Jose, world famous transvestigator Bevvie112 being uninvited from thanksgiving, dating old guys, Troye Sivan, the newest Bladwin brother J Baldwin, Bobbi Althoff curbstomping Scar Jo, eating 48 oysters, and more. As mentioned, please consider a donation to Anera who is working to provide aid to the Palestinian people. Find them at www.anera.org
Wed, October 04, 2023
SD 257 - Dr. Professor At Law M.D.
Welcome back everyone! Today we talk about being trapped in Jacques basement, his diet, why airplanes keep nearly crashing all the time and why we don't know about it, and finally Jacques steals my lab coat and administers a quiz which strips us bare, psychologically speaking. Subscribe to us on Patreon for weekly bonus content!
Wed, September 27, 2023
SD 247 - *Unlocked* The Three Caitlyn Problem w Macy Rodman and Kaye Loggins
The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family to blame. The Jenner/Kardashian clan has been dropping new family members and duplicating at alarming rates. One Caitlyn was enough, now that there are three and our way of life is in peril we here at Seeking Derangements are proud to partner with the Biden administration to put an end to the madness and bring you the truth. In this event like no other we have amassed the Caitlyns for a special debate wherein the true Caitlyn will emerge victorious and the others....well the others have a different fate in store. ------ Special thanks to Macy Rodman and Kaye Loggins for joining us! Find Macy's podcast Nymphowars here (it's my favorite podcast): https://www.patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx/posts Find Kaye's amazing show, Kaye Night Live here: https://eternal.tv/programs/kaye-nite-live
Sat, September 23, 2023
SD 255 - We Told Everyone At Church You Were GAY
Hey guys welcome back. Today we take your calls, texts, and pleas for help. Topics range from hair care, to reverting to Islam, how to be in a NORMAL relationship when everyone is POLY, and also Jacques is only on for about 15 minutes his mic broke and he blamed us for it lol. Everything is fine now but Jacques Gonsoulin...More like Jacques GONE so Lame am i right.
Thu, September 14, 2023
SD 252 - OMG I'm a Chad Yas
Sup ladies...today we see which one of us is a voicecel and which one of us is a deep voice chad. We then talk about Larry Sinclair, Obama being gay, Malik Obama, and every conspiracy theory on earth. Subscribe to us on Patreon for a bonus episode each week
Sun, September 10, 2023
*PREVIEW* SD 251 - Finger Banging w/ Rena
Subscribe to our Patreon for the full interview with Rena, a girl I got jumped for fingering in high school. We talk about our love, its tragic fallout, and about Gay Life in Des Moines Iowa Patreon.com/seekingderagements
Thu, September 07, 2023
SD 250 - Zero Depth Thirsty
Welcome everyone we're back and despite some technical difficulties we manage to take a lot of your calls, one from our favorite listener (a 57 year old hairdresser and mother of two), another from someone who wants a pussy, and another from a gay guy who doesn't know any other gay guys. Plus we talk paranormal experiences, shooting guns, and Burning Man. Bonus audio and video episodes on our patreon!
Sun, August 27, 2023
SD 248 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 6 w/ Angel Money and Jake Sillen
Does your man go to target? Does your man kill bugs? Does your man have Rosacea? Does that make him gay? We called up Angel Money and Jake Sillen to help us figure it all out. Plus Angel Money tells Jacques how to step his pussy up but not before taking us all to church. Keep up with Angel Money on her twitter: @reverendmoney Keep up with Jake on her IG: @hoe_slut_hoe
Thu, August 24, 2023
*Preview* SD 247 - The Three Caitlyn Problem w/ Macy Rodman & Kaye Loggins
The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family to blame. The Jenner/Kardashian clan has been dropping new family members and duplicating at alarming rates. One Caitlyn was enough, now that there are three and our way of life is in peril we here at Seeking Derangements are proud to partner with the Biden administration to put an end to the madness and bring you the truth. In this event like no other we have amassed the Caitlyns for a special debate wherein the true Caitlyn will emerge victorious and the others....well the others have a different fate in store.
Sun, August 20, 2023
SD 246 - My Disgusting Femme Presenting Lesbian Ass Life
Sup bros we are back with another classic episode...we talk about Jacques barbaric air conditioning defense system, the Femme Presenting Lesbian who was Denied Service for being Gay with a Husband, expose Barack Hussein Obama's straggotry, and take a couple calls. Plus a penis update from the worlds biggest egg, Bryan Johnson. Subsribe to our Patreon for one bonus episode per week, plus videos and special episodes too.
Fri, August 11, 2023
SD 244 - *Preview* One Wrong Number
Hola mamacitas..we're back and we're taking your calls! and reading your emails! We talk about how theoretically incorrect a phone number could be, read a lizzo blind item, solve 10,000 romantic problems, come up with a new restaurant/charity, and much much more. We're going to do our best to work through all the submissions, so if we didn't get to yours chances are we will soon. But please keep them coming!
Sun, August 06, 2023
SD 243 - Lizzo Ben Mora Evil Than Yall *First Half*
Sup non patreon subscribing losers..here is the first half of our 2 hour episode in which we talk about Lizzo and take a personality test which plunges us into the depths of history, malice, and the corrupting force of power. Sub to the patreon for the full ep and one (oftentimes two) episodes per week
Fri, July 28, 2023
SD 242 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 5
Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 629 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" Jacques long lost brother and host of Podcast About List Patrick joins us! ANNOUNCING OUR CALL/WRITE IN'S: We're going to start taking your messages! Call and leave a voicemail or write us an email PHONE: (332) 203 - 8246 EMAIL: Seekingwritein@gmail.com
Wed, July 26, 2023
SD 241 - *PREVIEW* The Kevin Leonardo Interview
Full Video Interview on our Patreon! Hey Besties! Hesse and I sat down with TikTok influencer, controversial Youtuber, and frequently misunderstood horny gay guy, Kevin Leonardo. We talk about his various viral moments, clear the air re Epstein, trash the freaks who tried to deplatform him for the infamous Nair video, and finally we have him do what all love so much...rank a bunch of guys on our trusty tier chart.
Thu, July 20, 2023
SD 240 - Yum Yum Yum Pa'Con
Sushi nom! We're here and scheming some cool sculpting for Jacques, get into an argument about fat people in Troye Silvans music video for RUSH (poppers reference for those of you who don't get it) and finally we overhear a secret meeting between Bad Bunny and Caitlyn Jenner.
Sat, July 15, 2023
SD 239 - Ya Mans Gay pt. 4
Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 184 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" The one and only latina queen Janelle Howerton joins us....howie hive paws up! Follow her in IG she is da best @mensturalbloodbath Sub to our patreon for a weekly bonus ep!
Thu, June 29, 2023
*PREVIEW* Lego Neil Patrick Harris w/ Girl God
Our full episode with April and Grace of Girl God is available on our Patreon, subscribe there for one to two free episodes per week!
Thu, June 15, 2023
*UNLOCKED* SD 218 - Let Them Draw Him
We are finally unlocking this previously paywalled episode, we talk about Dylan Mulvaney who was being powerfully annoying at the time but more importantly we take an online morality quiz which unveils a fundamental and lifelong misunderstanding Jacques has had about....drawing him....
Mon, June 05, 2023
SD 231 - Ya Man's Gay Pt. 2 w/ Will Sennet & Nate Fisher
We are back with another installment of THE GAY LIST and as promised we found the straightest guys we know to help us out. Listen to Will and Nate's podcast A Closer Look (Hesse is featured there as well) Also subscribe to our Patreon for weekly bonus content.
Tue, May 30, 2023
SD 230 - Blood for Bryan w/ Theda Hammel
Welcome back everyone! Hesse and I are joined by major trans celebrity Theda Hammel for a deep dive into Bryan Johnson, the billionaire freak who is dedicating his life to Project Blueprint, a $2 million per year endeavor to "de-age" himself. Listen to Theda's podcast, NYMPHOWARS everywhere podcasts are found and on Patreon. It's our favorite show. Find an extra weekly episode of our show on our Patreon too.
Fri, May 26, 2023
*PREVIEW* SD 229 - Queer Eye Review
Thats right...Jacques and I are here with a review of S7E5 of Queer Eye in which they are in New Orleans and go to an amazing and FORMERLY beloved Deli called Steins to perform a makeover on the owner Dan. Listen to the full episode on Patreon where Jacques tells us about the Real Louisiana, some local post Queer Eye Drama, and his personal fallout with Steins.
Fri, May 12, 2023
SD 226 - If Your Man is Listening He is GAY
Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 184 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" This is the first installment.
Fri, April 21, 2023
SD 221 - Parking Lot Perverts
Were back with Jake! We talk about why i have to record in car in a semi-active lot, the time lady gaga dressed up as a nazi at coachella, on the ground reporting from Real America about Bud Lite being gay and then hesse gets mad bc i start driving. As always subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes/videos per week
Tue, April 04, 2023
*PREVIEW* SD 218 - Y'all Let Them Draw Him
I was subjecting Jacques and Hesse to a test on their ethics and morals and Jacques dropped this bomb. Subscribe to our Patreon for this full episode and one (oftentimes two) episodes a week!
Sun, April 02, 2023
*UNLOCKED* SD 216 - Goops I Did It Again
Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty in Gwenyth Paltrow's ski collision lawsuit. Finally we breakdown Marianne Williamson's abuse allegations. You can find more of Jake on our Undercover Billionaire bonus series, or her work at clubs Rash, Heaven, and Club Cringe.
Thu, March 30, 2023
*PREVIEW* SD 217 - Everything Said In This Episode is Either Alleged or Parody
Yall! We are back with another episode. We give a rundown on Peter Thiels boyfriends death, Peter Thiel using facebook to recruit grad students for gay pool parties, and shoot our shot now that he's single. We also talk about Jacques getting hung up on by the suicide hotline, and beefing with drag queens. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (sometimes two) bonus episodes per week
Thu, March 23, 2023
*PREVIEW* SD 216 - Goops I Did It Again
Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty in the Gwyneth Paltrow ski collision lawsuit. Finally we breakdown Marianne Williamson's abuse allegations. Subcribe to our Patreon for this episode and one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.
Sun, March 12, 2023
SD 214 - xxBeauregardThaDivaxx
Today we cover Tennessee's Lt Governor's twink scandal, talk about our favorite PnP tiktoker, and Jacques finally makes a public apology to Emrata. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.
Mon, March 06, 2023
*PREVIEW* Undercover Billionaire 10 with Jake
As always we start off with some business updates from our own lives, we hear some first person expereince on what it's like to do powdered ozempic from Russia, negotiate a food for manual labor deal, and talk about home renovations. We then get into episode 10 of Undercover Billionaire. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.
Sat, March 04, 2023
SD 210 - Listener Questions
Today we answer a handful of listener questions. Most of your boyfriends are gay sorry to tell you that now but if he listens to this show its kind of over for you. Also, I reveal Jacques subconscious to him and he has a shocking physical reaction. Subscribe to us on Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week!
Sun, February 26, 2023
*PREVIEW* SD 208 - Losing Touch With Reality?
We take a break from administering the Psychosis Quiz to Jacques to ask about the trash can in his front yard that says NO POOP. Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode, and one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes er week.
Fri, February 17, 2023
*UNLOCKED* SD 204 - JeffHERee Star
Since we're partying at Mardi Gras we're unlocking a recent premium episode in which we talk about Jeferee Stars NFL trade, Tim Gunn style gay guys, how scary it was to see Andy Dick when you were a kid, and Jacques getting on ivermectin.
Thu, February 02, 2023
SD 203 - My Stupid Ass 6,000lbs Ass MF Life
Welcome back everyone today we discuss Jacques recent trip to an ER which is literally named In N Out, the recent lawsuits against Dude Wipes and Thinx, and finally get into the billionaire who is undergoing extreme medical measures to de-age himself. You can find one (and oftentimes 2) bonus episodes per week on our Patreon.
Thu, January 26, 2023
*PREVIEW* SD 201 - Episode 201
Here's a clip from our new premium episode in which Jacques conducts some interviews with some of histories biggest stars. Here's one of his questions to Anne Frank
Mon, January 23, 2023
SD 190 - Say Uncle
It's our 200th episode!!! We didn't know that when we recorded but regardless, today we bring you a deep dive into the Gay Porn monopoly known as Say Uncle, home to some of the most heinous porn series known to gay. We're talking MissionaryBoyz, Brother Crush, and Therapy Dick just to name a few. We also get into George Santos slaying like no other. Subscribe to us on Patreon for one bonus episode (sometimes two) per week!
Tue, January 17, 2023
*PREVIEW* SD 188- She Culturally AppropriATE
Not only do we talk about how the Peanut M&M is technically the skinniest M&M, we also get into Gwen being Japanese, Lana hacking the Gay Brain, D*ag R*ce S*oryhour, Keemstar, why gay men could never replace the on-screen talent of the Real Housewives, and how embarrasing it is to have blue eyes. Subscribe to Patreon for this, and all weekly bonus episodes!
Mon, January 02, 2023
SD 184 - Critical Jacques Theory
Today Jacques sits our white asses down and is accidentally racist while telling us about how Avatar 2 is racist, we do a present review, talk about these two Christian influencers who couldn't stop jacking off to trans porn, Elon Musk trying to kill Steve Aoki. Subscribe to our Patreon for an extra one (and oftentimes two) extra episodes a week.
Fri, December 23, 2022
*Unlocked* SD 168 UB 4 Dr Bronner Face Reveal
We're Baaaaaack! For this week's Undercover Billionaire bonus ep you are locked in The Business Chamber alone with Ben and Jake, who discuss our beautiful, beautiful billionaires: Grant's struggles with COVID, Monique's struggles with flat tires, and Elaine's struggles with nothing because she is a perfect queen playing 5D Go. They also discuss their weekly expenses, the difference between Entrepreneurs and Technicians, and much more!
Sun, December 18, 2022
SD 181 - Jigslay Mama
We're back! -------------- We talk about Travis Bickle being a fine piece of ass, Marilyn Monroe being a 300lb neurodivergent queen, Jacques harassing a ghost tour, and we are paid a very special visit from Jigsaw from the Saw movie franchise for an FFS consultation. -------------- Subscribe to our Patreon for 1 (oftentimes 2) bonus episodes per week. :)
Fri, December 16, 2022
*PREMIUM EPISODE* SD 180 - 792 Dead Monkeys, 491 Dead Sheep, 238 Dead Pigs, and 1 Dead Jacques
Subscribe to our Patreon for 1 (and often-times 2) bonus episodes a week. Welcome back everyone. Today we tell Jacques we are nominating him to be the first nerualink human test subject, crunch some of grindr's global data, and talk about the Timothee Chalamamatete cannibal movie.
Fri, December 02, 2022
SD 178 - Non Binary People Sure Are
We're back mama's! Today Jacques breaks his tooth on a rib live, we have our phones make some autofill statements about non-binary people, Hesse getting banned from Valentino, me doing sex work, Kamala being barred out, how stupid the Balenciaga panic is, and we roast that really annoying gay guy on twitter...you know who. Subscribe to our Patreon for two bonus epsiodes a week :)
Fri, November 25, 2022
SD 176 - MC Sucka of the Week (Me)
Today we talk about Drake being gay to throw off grooming allegations, stanning Megan Trainor, using babies for clout, Tar again, and how scary it would be to be lesbian. Subscribe to our Patreon for two bonus episodes a week :)
Mon, November 07, 2022
SD 171 - Finding Fathers
Today we fight about who would survive the longest in the wilderness, we talk about Elon's takeover of twitter, the sexy ass Brazilian guy we saw leaving Paul Pelosi's house, Hesse gives a review of Tar and we end it all with very special quiz...mwah As Always you can find two weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon! Our intro music today is from our amazing friend Kimbucha Kardashian, we love her and her IG @Kimbuchakardashian intro/// Kimbucha Kardashian - Kin Euphorics
Wed, October 19, 2022
SD 166- Undercover Billionaire 3: Community Guy
Welcome back brokies! Hesse, Jake, and I are back in the boardroom. We open with how I made a gravedigger buy me a hotel room, we do some scheming for Jake's new bar, and how the economy of bushwick nightlife hits its ceiling at $400. Then of course we get into our favorite billionaire's most recent antics(plus Monique ((ew))) This is our last free review episode! The remaining 11 episodes with special guests will all be paywalled. Find that on our patreon:)
Mon, October 17, 2022
SD 165- Shop Class with Kaye Loggins
Kaye joins Hesse and Ben to discuss this seasons horror movies, Alex Jones' settlement, that big boob teacher lady in Toronto, and queer adult babies Find Kaye's many amazing projects here: https://linktr.ee/timewharp Subscribe to Seeking Derangements for weekly bonus episodes :)
Sat, October 08, 2022
SD 162 - Undercover Billionaire 2: We're Drinking w/ Jake
It's review number two mamas! We hit you with some business tips of our own, reveal the fattest girl food ever, get drunk, roast Moniques lame ass, thirst for Grant, and worship miss Elaine. Follow Jake @hoe_slut_hoe on IG, go to Heaven in Bushwick, and keep your eyes peeled for Rash's reopening.
Sat, October 01, 2022
SD 161 - Surrender the Crystals (Patreon Exclusive)
Subscribe to us on Patreon to unlock this episode, and for a weekly bonus episode. We open todays episode running through an insane twink's list of must-haves for potential boyfriends, my recent card abuse in vegas, Jacques gets hot sauce in his eye, Jacques freaks out because Hesse tells him he can't put milk product in his eye, and we end the episode with a quiz in which exposes me as an completely evil person.
Wed, September 28, 2022
SD 160 - Refused Loads with GIRL GOD
We randomly ran into April Clark and Grace Freud of Girl God and decided to record. We talk about the No Loads Refused Pimped Out Cum Dump Event, Joe Biden implying Elton John has given thousands and thousands of men HIV, Mariah Carey randomly talking about 9/11 on stage, and all the pranks we've pulled over the years. GIRLD GOD IS IN NEW ORLEANS TN YALL! Tickets here: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/girl-god-the-porch-at-the-howlin-tickets/12298615 Reminder that we have weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements
Fri, September 23, 2022
SD 159 - Undercover Billionaire 1: Slop Town
On tonight's episode we start our newest review series! This is a show you definitely haven't heard of but its going to be your new obsession. It's called Undercover Billionaire and it's deranged. Joining us in our exploration of the American Entrepreneurial Spirit is businesswoman extrordinaire and hate crime victim Jake Sillen (Rash, Heaven, Club Cringe) Join us as we identify key players in the town! Follow jake on IG! @hoe_slut_hoe
Fri, September 16, 2022
SD - 157 Hesse is a *itch
Welcome back Mama's, today we open the episode up with some live gambling (which letter will be added to LGBTQIA+), get into Jacques cursing pregnant women's non-binary babies, and end with a very illuminating quiz... Follow us on Patreon for a weekly bonus ep Follow us on IG for memes @seekingderangementsssss Follow us on Twitter for Jaques Thoughts @SSDERANGEMENTSS We Love!
Wed, September 07, 2022
*TEASER* SD - 155 Get A Grip You Piece Of Junk: The Advice Episode
On this episode we answer listener questions, discuss what senators we think lay the best pipe, and discuss the drama occurring across the pond in Venice with the film Don't Worry Darling. You don't wanna miss this one! We Love! Find us on Patreon at patreon.com/seekingderangements (weekly bonus episode) Follow us on IG: Seekingderangementsssss (banned 5 times) and Twitter: SSDERANGEMENTSS
Sat, September 03, 2022
SD 154 - To Slay or Not To Slay
SD 154 - To Slay or Not To Slay by Seeking Derangements
Thu, August 18, 2022
SD 151 - The Trial of Zim
Welcome everyone to a Ben and Jacques solo episode! (Hesse is missing because she got offered that luxury poop job) Jacques and I craft our scheme into the fine art market, talk about being cracked out in Nola, and what its like getting a gun stolen from you while being robbed four nights back to back. Lastly, we are also paid a visit by the reputable Judge Gonsoulin of Vermont who delivers their sentence for the crimes of one Mx. Ezra Miller. Subscribe to us on Patreon at patreon.com/seekingderangements Instagram @seekingderangementsssss Twitter @SSDERANGEMENTSS Intro/// Asha Bhosle - Dum Maro Dum Outro/// Locked Up - It's My Rave
Sat, July 30, 2022
SD 148 - The Mantis
This is it: The Final Demi Ep! In this one we discuss all the greatest moments of the show so far, the preeminence of alien expert Nick Pope slumming it, we come up with a new name for Demi's fans (Hesse is allowed to make that joke so yell at ben instead) and most importantly of all we meet The Mantis himself! It all wraps up with a very, very special announcement and its all tied in a pretty bow with the hauntingly beautiful music of your new fave, brdrml (@policefala on Twitter) Make sure to check out her bandcamp and send your submissions to the address below! MUSIC// brdrml Intro// I've Heard Those Accusations Before 1st Break// AETHER2 444 2nd Break// The Driums 3rd Break// Super Trooper 2 Outro// Abracadabra brdrml Bandcamp: https://brdrml4938.bandcamp.com/ email for story submissions: stories@otherworldpod.com
Thu, June 23, 2022
SD 142 - Watermelon Salad
It's a Ben and Hesse solo special!!!!! don't worry we found jacques and zir is safe although zi are speaking fluent cantonese and only fluent cantonese so get ready for that. Song ID's are coming please direct all hate towards Hesse as she forgot to send the ID's also for the record I liked the merzbow additions I just wasn't sure how it would play here. I'm sorry for doubting you guys. Thanks so much for subscribing and listening it means the world to us all.
Fri, May 06, 2022
Let's Gooo! with David Pourshalimi
Beloved TikTok laywer David Pourshalimi of P&P Law Firm in LA joins us to break down his wins in court, to answer some listener questions, and to get a brief rundown on Jacques criminal history. Find David here TikTok at Pandpfirm2.0 Instagram at pandpfirm Subscribe to us on Patreon for a weekly bonus episode at Patreon.com/Seekingderangements
Fri, April 29, 2022
SD 131 - Whats a little girl doing at the gay sex arcade?!?
We talk Misha's queerbaiting, illiterate Lea showing her pussy to gay guys, and Jacques run in's with children. Intro/// Alfonso Lovo - Terremoto (Earthquke 1976) Outro/// Bettye Crutcher - So Glad to Have You (1974) Find us on Patreon for weekly episodes! Instagram: @seekingderanementsss Twitter: @SSDERANGEMENTSS
Tue, April 12, 2022
SD 128 - Ellen ... or Roosevelt
Today the gang figures it all out: The Elluminati, the Rosie Cross Order, It's All Connected! We also discuss Ben's sashay into Tik Tok, Jacques' deadly arts-and-crafts, and how all the celebs are imitating Demi YET AGAIN. ITS. ALL. CONNECTED!!
Mon, March 07, 2022
"fitskjhcworkdathogn"- President Joe Biden
We talk about the state of the union, Ben gives a review of modafinil (the hillary upper), Jacques gives us a travel report from Oklahoma, Ben and Jacques get into an argument about cajun mardi gras
Tue, March 01, 2022
SD 120 - Board Meeting
After 2 years and constant bullying by the fans I have decided to become straight. Recommended Reading: Dem congressional candidate is shamed by mother on Twitter after 'getting drunk and shouting at schoolgirls, calling one 'acne f**ker' and another 'Hispanic f**ker' during teen Valentine's sleepover before throwing up in hamper and girl's shoe - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10534653/Democratic-congressional-candidate-apologizes-getting-drunk-shouting-schoolgirls.html In Defense of Abby Broyles - https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/abby-broyles-did-nothing-wrong/ intro/// The Montgomery Express - Who (1974) outro/// Popcorn - Song For You (1981)
Sun, February 20, 2022
SD 118 - the nuclear option
Apologies for the rough sound on Ben's part. Suggested Reading: The Metaverse Is Going to Suck for Queer People - https://www.them.us/story/metaverse-queer-lgbtq-users-harassment-discrimination-facebook The Worst Part of Che Diaz Was Seeing Myself in Them - https://www.them.us/story/che-diaz-retrospective-nonbinary-representation intro/// Eternity's Children - Mrs. Bluebird (1967) outro/// Rashid Beybutov - В Сад Пошел За Виноградом (1973)
Fri, February 11, 2022
SD 116 - google "🔒CB 1200 Chinese Gay"
Suggested reading: HIV now infects more heterosexual people than gay or bisexual men – https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/feb/09/hiv-infects-heterosexual-gay-bisexual-men-uk-testing-virus The Qinling - Huaihe/Top - Bottom Divide in China - https://www.tiktok.com/@cloudcloutclaud/video/7050788702569663791 intro/// Doris - Did You Give The World Some Love Today Baby? (1970) outro/// Bobbie Gentry - Wedding Bell Blues https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Tue, February 01, 2022
SD 114 - Dollar Billeaudeaux
intro/// Brief Encounter - Human (1981) outro/// Dave Plaehn - For You (I'd Undo Anything) (1980) Bonus episodes every week at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
Fri, January 21, 2022
SD 112 - Goth Chola M&M
Suggested Reading: M&Ms characters to become more inclusive - thehill.com Senators seek new donor rules for gay and bisexual men - 19thnews.org intro/// Raphael - Dead Sea Scrolls (1972) outro/// Ronnie Keaton - Going Down for the Last Time (1974)
Tue, January 18, 2022
SD 111 [Preview] - Theys Beware!
https://www.them.us/story/spironolactone-covid-19-hrt-fox-news https://patreon.com/seeking-derangements
Thu, January 13, 2022
SD 110 - Trans Miss Frog Louisiana
Probably missed bleeping out a few times they mentioned Jacques' Aunt's name. Oh well. Links: https://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/18/fashion/18nutria.html https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2010/11/bushwick_designers_make_clothe.html https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/rayne-frog-festival https://www.shrimpandpetroleum.org/ https://www.flydenver.com/great_hall/denfiles intro/// Swamp Dogg - The Mind Does the Dancing while the Body Pulls the Strings (1974) outro/// Alfonso Lovo - Sinfonia del Espacio en Do Menor (1976)
Fri, January 07, 2022
SD 109 [PREVIEW] - Dear Queer,
https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Sun, January 02, 2022
SD 90 [UNLOCKED] SD 90 - Mustache Realizations with Will Menaker and Felix Biederman
If you were a ghost what kind of ghost would you be? a. pervert ghost b. gay literature ghost c. wise ghost d. demonic ghost intro/// SBB - I Wonder Why (1977) outro/// Sopwith Camel - Fazon (1973)
Sun, December 26, 2021
SD 107 - teh bibble >.> (Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily)
ben's trad now (he read the wikipedia entry for each book in the bible) and is looking for an annoying white woman who he can wear shawls to church with.
Tue, December 21, 2021
SD 105 - Deerskin Engagements and the Maricon Variant
The SENSITIVE GUMBO documentary by Jacques and Sixtyforty is out NOW for our dear Patreon subscribers. It's been submitted to Sundance about 5 times under different titles because we keep getting banned. Note: Sorry about Ben's audio, I did my best to remove sirens and traffic noise. intro/// Yukihiro Takahashi - Elastic Dummy (1978) outro/// Los Irakere - Bacalao con pan (1976)
Sat, December 18, 2021
SD 104 [Preview] - The Ballad of Doo-Doo Luke Chrisco and the Furries from Space
Full episode on https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Tue, December 14, 2021
SD 103 - In Cannes
Inside the writers room for the Seeking Derangements Gumbo Documentary with our special birthday boy BEN!!!! We submitted the Seeking Derangements Gumbo Documentary to the Un Certain Retard section of Cannes. intro/// Eleanore Mills - Fascinating, Devastating Man (1974) outro/// Djalma Dias - Nada sei de preconceito (1974) you can get BEN a lovely birthday present by subscribing to our patreon: patreon.com/seekingderangements
Mon, December 06, 2021
SD 100 - The Real Bottoms of Seeking Derangements
Ben was busy today so we brought in friend of the show and fellow white-presenting latino Nate Ruess from the ClayneCast podcast. intro/// Jorge Mautner - Rock da TV (1974) outro/// Lulu Santos - Melô do Amor (1981) https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
Wed, December 01, 2021
SD 99 [PREVIEW] - The 2nd Semi-Annual Seeking Derangements Q and Gay
full episodes every week at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Sun, November 28, 2021
SD 98 - Seeking Derangements Radio Vol. II
With Patrick, Jacques, Hesse and Sweet P Tracklist: [00:01:40] Janko Novoselic - Rogla Beat (Live at Boogie, Zagreb) (2021) [00:12:06] Partenaire Particulier - Partenaire Particulier (1985) [00:20:10] Crane - Crystal Thunder In The Wonder Safari (2000) [00:27:40] The Style Council - Wanted (1987) [00:33:27] King Carl - Blues for Men (1965?) [00:38:36] PinkPantheress - I Must Apologise (2021) [00:43:02] Twitcher - Stopstarty (1994) [00:46:33] La Unión - Lobo-hombre en París (1984) [00:50:38] SBB (Silesian Blues Band) - I Wonder Why (1978) [00:59:21] Orbital - Belfast/Wasted (1992) [01:09:08] New Order - Crystal (2001) [01:18:24] System Olympia feat. P Nut - Falling in Love (2019) [01:22:40] Angela Starr - Disco Dancing (1984) [01:31:46] End Music from Street Trash (1987)
Mon, November 22, 2021
SD 95 - BONUS BONUS [UNLOCKED]: RH of SLC with Will
Ben, Jacques and Hesse started a Real Housewives of Salt Lake City roundup bonus show for our Patreon. New episodes come out every Monday after the show airs, for Patreon subscribers only. We're unlocking this one since it's more of an intro to RHSLC. Jacques couldn't make it to this one but we got a special guest to fill in... intro/// Can - Give Me No 'Roses' (1977) outro/// Real Estate - In the Garden (Outro) (2021)
Sun, November 21, 2021
SD 96 [PREVIEW] - Spiritual Confrench
Full bonus episodes every week at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Tue, November 16, 2021
SD 94 - Pete Buttplug
After personally overseeing Ben's firing from the Bernie Campaign as retaliation for revealing Mayor Pete's asexuality, Lis Smith focuses on another step to world domination: getting ahold of a 90-year-old cancer patient's opiate stash. intro/// Silesian Blues Band - Odlot (1975) outro/// Grateful Dead - Viola Lee Blues (Live in San Francisco, May 12, 1970) Listen to the full back catalog of bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
Fri, November 12, 2021
SD 93 [bonus preview] - It's Giving Latin America
full bonus episodes every week at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
Sun, November 07, 2021
SD 92 - The Hierarchy Test
With Jacques and Ben back from their Cajun vacation, all four of us finally figure out whether we are "Alpha" (top), "Beta" (bottom) or "Sigma" (vers) podcasters (homos). intro/// Macky Feary Band - You're Young (1978) outro/// Bobby Charles - Big Boys Cry (1965) Bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements
Thu, October 21, 2021
SD 90 [Patreon Preview]- Mustache Realizations with Will Menaker and Felix Biederman
full eps at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Sat, October 09, 2021
SD 88 - Cruising (with Hesse)
Hesse (@ZeroSuitCamus on twitter) joins us to deconstruct Cruising using marxist film analysis with extra gender and a side of queer. Paul Verhoeven should have made this movie instead. patreon.com/seekingderangements - new episodes every week
Thu, September 30, 2021
SD 78 [UNLOCKED] - 7/22/21 - Littlefield, Brooklyn, NY (Late Show)
SD 78 [UNLOCKED] - 7/22/21 - Littlefield, Brooklyn, NY (Late Show) by Seeking Derangements
Thu, September 23, 2021
SD 77 [UNLOCKED] - 7/22/21 - Littlefield, Brooklyn, NY (Early Show)
featuring special guests Chapo Trap House and Podcast about List Weekly episodes at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
Thu, June 24, 2021
SD 72 - God's Rowdy Children feat. Pendejo Time
@jakebrodes from Pendejo Time joins us to talk about ten-gallon-hat chicanos, unruly airport children, and why so many cringey people online love pretending to be from former Yugoslavian countries. Thomas (@len0killer) joins us for a few minutes despite some serious network trouble. You can get more Pendejo Time at https://www.patreon.com/pendejotime intro/// Dyson's Faces - What You Gonna Say Today (1976) outro/// 4th Coming - We Got Love (1969)
Thu, May 20, 2021
SD 65 - I Got Respected feat. John from Group Project [FULL EP]
This is a freebie that John from Group Project podcast and Jacques recorded this past weekend that I forgot to upload. ================================== John and Jacques chat about expecting seizures, DJ duos, tile shopping, getting respected, endoscopies and much more. Submit your questions for the Group Derangements Misguidance Panel using the foolproof form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf03yS8uYmZO9TvzSc6lUHK_Tf3jsgT4l1B1W3bDioOIQHAkw/viewform
Tue, May 11, 2021
SD 64 - Jacques and Amber
Girl talk in LA intro/// Cascada - Come Back To Me Baby (1980[?]) outro/// The Soul Invaders - The Price Of Love (1969) A note on the audio: Amber had a bit of an audio issue after coming back with some drinks. I tried cleaning up her audio a little in post, and I think it came out listenable, but I should warn you that the second half is not as clear as the first.
Sat, March 20, 2021
SD 57 - we are weaning jacques off weed for his own good feat. sarah squirm
This was originally supposed to be just jacques and sarah squirm but I ended up staying on to make sure this episode was listenable. Actually I just forgot to leave because I was busy working on the t shirts. intro/// Hiroshi Sato - Akanegumo-No Machi (1978) outro/// Don Brown - Tango (1977) https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
Thu, March 11, 2021
SD 56 TEASER - Swasticker feat. Clarke from Group Project
full ep at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
Thu, March 04, 2021
SD 39 UNLOCKED! - The Assignment AKA Tomboy AKA The (Re)Assignment AKA Tomboy: Revengeance
https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements ------------------------------------------------------------------- Last November we sat down and watched this movie about a pinkpilled forcefemmed assassin for the mob who's turned trans by the direct opposite of Ben Carson - a crazy surgeon with no hands! michelle rodriguez telegraphed her performance in, while tony shalhoub and sigourney weaver delivered probably some of the most electric scenes in cinema history. intro/// Kiyoshi Sugamoto - Yeh! Boogie (1980) outro/// Raney Shockne - Tomboy (Main Title Sequence) (2016)
Tue, February 02, 2021
SD 51 - trying something new out (with Sarah Squirm)
where we record a really long episode that's really hard to edit and then we post the first half on here, and the second half on our patreon intro/// Сато - Пять четвертей (Take Five) (1981) outro/// Carol Cool - Upside Down (1980)
Wed, January 27, 2021
SD 47 - Guantanamo Gay
They're sending all of you guys over to the federal conversion camps to turn you normal intro/// Spirit - I Want to Go (1977?) outro/// Susana Estrada - Gozame Ya (1982) Weekly episodes over at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Mon, December 28, 2020
SD 45 TEASER - Faggy New Year
Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Tue, December 22, 2020
SD 44 - Ben-less Wonder Feat. Clarke Sondermann
Ben's busy with a couple new projects with friend of the pod Glenn Greenwald so Jacques and I took the opportunity to record a very long episode with our friend Clarke Sondermann. Clarke has a new podcast called Group Project which you can find HERE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/group-project-with-john-and-clarke/id1542818367 Ben, Jacques and I will also be reviewing a few of the movies featured in this ep on Patreon in the next couple of months, so stay tuned on there for that: https://patreon.com/seekingderangements intro/// Transs - Senja Dan Kahlua (1983?) pee break/// Masataka Matsutoya - Hong Kong Night Sight (1977) outro/// The Cabildos - Barrio Bueno (1974)
Thu, November 26, 2020
SD 40 TEASER - Cancel Your Thanksgiving
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Thu, November 19, 2020
SD 38 - Obama Gone Pitchfork
our fat titty ex-president put out a really pathetic playlist the other day full of shit he probably doesn't even listen to because he's a POSER intro/// Cara Stewart - What Time Does The Last Moon Leave? (1957?) outro/// Hirth Martinez - Altogether Alone (1975) Weekly premium episodes at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
Tue, November 03, 2020
SD 36 TEASER - Rita Rizzoli
https://www.patreon.com/posts/sd-36-43483921
Sun, October 25, 2020
SD 35 TEASER - Jacques' Hemorrhoid Journey
This week we answered some, er, burning questions from our patrons. Full episode's at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Sat, October 24, 2020
UNLOCKED SD 33 - Jacques Visibility Day feat. Pod About List
the pod list boys are back to get "a little queer" with us if you know what I mean... We also just recorded a 2-hour special loveline/mailbag episode for our beautiful patrons at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements intro/// Soul Throbs - Little Girl (1975) outro/// Grupo Arco Iris - Coisas Da Vida (1972)
Thu, October 15, 2020
SD 34 TEASER - Cis-Hetero Joe
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Thu, October 08, 2020
SD 33 TEASER - What if he dies
Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Mon, September 28, 2020
SD 33 TEASER - Jacques Visibility Day feat. Pod About List
as always, full episodes are up on patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/42115930
Wed, September 23, 2020
SD 31 - Pee Break pt 1 feat. Amber A'Lee Frost
Spending some time with Jacques' long-lost mother. So much time in fact, that we have an entire second half of this on our patreon. Love you all x intro/// The Apples - Mind Twister (1978) intermission/// Os Novos Baianos - Isabel (1974) outro/// Greg Foat - Sapphire Dreams (2019) https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Wed, September 09, 2020
SD 29 TEASER - Stealing Puerto Rican Valor
trying to teach jacques how gender reveal parties work. full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/41426870
Sat, September 05, 2020
Bonus: SD Medicine Show Vol. 2
Jacques was gracious enough to record with me before my camping trip in the wilderness, just a little bit of talking before diving into his latest mix. We're dropping it as a freebie for our devoted fans and followers tonight. Have a nice weekend, everyone! intro... Willie West & The Meters - Fairchild (1970) outro... The Duncan Bros. - Dreams (197?)
Tue, August 18, 2020
SD 27 - The Most Dangerous Gay
dishin' on that boy randy at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Tue, August 18, 2020
Jacques Bonus Mix: Garfeild Hates Mondays
little mix with a little bit of everything
Mon, August 10, 2020
SD 26 TEASER - Latino Outreach
full episode here: https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Tue, August 04, 2020
SD 25 TEASER - Therapy
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Tue, July 28, 2020
SD 24 - Help Me feat. Pod About List
we had the pod list boys on and we all screamed a lot. jacques is getting a mic soon. ben got his a few days ago. life is pain. have a nice one links: https://twitter.com/SSDERANGEMENTSS https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements track id: intro/// Lou Courtney - I Don't Need Nobody Else (1974) outro/// Cici Kizlar - Gencim, Yaşamı Severim (1975)
Sat, July 25, 2020
SD 23 - Load Wiperz TEASER
https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Tue, July 14, 2020
BONUS - the 1st Annual Sweet Palma vs Sensitive Jacques Mix
Sweet Palma and Sensitive Jacques finally release their first of many collab mixes tracklist: Miro Miroe - Do Androids Dream? Orchestre Baobab - Kelen Ati Leen Orange Juice - Rip It Up Tommy McGee - Now That I Have You Wendy Rene - She's Moving Away The Ray Alexander Technique - Save Me Washra - Wahashtony Orlandivo - Onde Ana o Meu Amor? Jam City - How We Relate to the Body 12" Mix The Pretenders - It's Everything About You Rajan James - Time Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark - Romance of the Telescope
Tue, July 07, 2020
UNLOCKED SD 13 - 3 AM Moscow Time feat. Glenn Greenwald
We sat down with Glenn a few weekends ago to talk Bolsonaro's 'rona resistance, the Bernie/Biden “unity task forces,” and a little throwback to Joy Ann Reid's homophobic blog posts (bring those back, Joy I beg you) intro/// Elza Soares - Som, Amor, Trabalho e Progresso outro/// Willy Santana - Mais Uma Chance
Sun, June 28, 2020
SD 20 TEASER - Born Retired
sorry about the audio full episodes and more at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Tue, June 23, 2020
SD 19 - afro-lateeno
(extremely obvious, affected spanish accent) hello yes mi name is roberto "estraser" i was born in wenesuela my granfader he die in concentraysho camp, he fell out gard tawer... and i am afro-lateeno intro/// La Logia Sarabanda - Guayaba outro/// Lizzy Mercier Descloux - Hard Boiled Babe
Fri, June 19, 2020
SD 18 TEASER - 2 Fast 2 Furious
that's what we're putting on jacques' gravestone when he d*es more eps at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements
Sat, June 06, 2020
SD 16 TEASER - Straight for Copwives
Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Wed, June 03, 2020
SD 15 - HAPPY PRIDE Y'ALL 🌈🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜
just kidding lol pride's canceled anyway If you can go protest safely, go out and protest. It is your right, and you should take advantage of that. If you can't protest, consider donating to your local bail fund. There's a fairly comprehensive list at https://bailfunds.github.io If you can't protest and can't contribute to bail funds, there is always something you can do. Contact your local DSA, IWW, PSL, or BLM organization for a way to help. intro/// Arnie Love and the Lovettes - We Had Enough (1981) outro/// 20th Century Steel Band - Heaven And Hell Is On Earth (1975)
Tue, May 26, 2020
SD 14 TEASER - If My Son Calls Me Gay Imma Sell Him
https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Mon, May 18, 2020
SD 13 TEASER - 3 AM Moscow time feat. Glenn Greenwald
We sat down with Glenn this weekend to talk Bolsonaro's 'rona resistance, Biden's 'rona task force, and a little throwback to Joy Ann Reid's homophobic blog posts (bring those back, Joy I beg you) https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Sun, May 17, 2020
SD 12 - Global Queer Panic feat. Amber
Amber sits down to chat with us about a couple of out-of-pocket queer "activists". Ben talks for 15 minutes about this old-ass safe in the apartment he's squatting. intro/// Rashid Beybutov - Город Мой Баку outro/// Bobby Reed - The Time Is Right For Love
Mon, May 11, 2020
SD 11 TEASER: I don't even know anymore feat. Jacques
Back by popular demand and on a permanent basis we had Sensitive Jacques back on the pod to talk us through his maternity clothes, getting hit by a car several times, mother's day, and the fine line between "healer" and "script-writer". We get real stupid in this one. Full episode is up at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements
Tue, May 05, 2020
SD 10 - Vet on Homo Violence feat. Jacques
We talk to Ben's friend Jacques about his veteran neighbor who wants to kill him, PC music, working at restaurants, Denver's haunted demon vibes, and baby names. I feel like I lost like 35 iq points after recording this one.... anyone else smell burning toast? outro/// Didier Makaga - Minuit L'heure du Swing bonus episodes every week at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements Jacques' mixcloud is at https://www.mixcloud.com/jacques-gonsoulin/ You can send him money on venmo at marioparty2 You can buy his music at https://angelica69.bandcamp.com
Tue, April 28, 2020
UNLOCKED SD 6: Boys' Chat feat. Felix Biederman & Brandon Wardell
To coincide with our appearance on Chapo, we are unlocking this premium episode of Seeking Derangements for free. You can find more premium eps at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements Love you! intro/// Christine Lewin - Juicy Fruit Ben and I had Felix and Brandon on the pod to talk about internet freaks but we all spent like 45 minutes talking about the people who had the biggest influences on us as younger people and "internet activists". outro/// Wally Badarou - Back To Scales Tonight
Wed, April 22, 2020
SD 8 Teaser - RIP Kim Jong Un feat. Will Menaker
We recorded this while that news broke about Kim Jong Un being in "grave danger" and I think we all lost it. Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/36293986 ben: twitter.com/b8tch_updates palma: https://twitter.com/palmaunllmited
Sun, April 19, 2020
SD7: The Bernie Postmortem
intro/// Jane Duboc - Se Eu Te Pego De Jeito Ben and I have been working on this episode for the last couple of weeks, interviewing his colleagues and coworkers about what happened to Bernie Sanders' 2020 presidential campaign. Dimitri and Mia join us to illustrate the strengths and weaknesses of the campaign, and the role management played in its downfall. outro/// Maxi Anderson - Lover to Lover
Tue, April 14, 2020
TEASER SD 6: Boys' Chat feat. Felix Biederman & Brandon Wardell
Ben and I had Felix and Brandon on the pod to talk about internet freaks but we ended up talking about the people who had the biggest influences on us as younger people and "internet activists". https://www.patreon.com/posts/sd-6-boys-chat-35976510
Mon, April 06, 2020
SD 5: A New Deranged Era feat. Kath Krueger
intro /// Batteaux - Tell Her She's Lovely We got Kath Krueger on the pod to talk to us about white women, snakes in the Democratic grass, Nicaraguans, and about how Mexicans are the most racist country in latin america. Big love! outro /// Karen Smith - Pillow Talk =============================== ben - twitter.com/bitch_updates palma - twitter.com/PALMAUNLlMITED patreon - patreon.com/seekingderangements
Thu, April 02, 2020
SD 4 teaser - White Woman Extinction Hour feat. Muslim Rumspringa
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Sun, March 29, 2020
SD 3: Tiger Kings feat. brace belden
Ben and I lost our minds after watching the tiger doc so we had a jewish gun-owning podcaster talk about it with us. ///intro/// Richard Stepp - Caught Up In A Whirlwind (1979); ///outro/// the Alessi Bros. - You Can Have It Back (1976);
Wed, March 18, 2020
Episode 1: Seeking Derangements
WE ARE HERE AND WE ARE QUEER and also we have a podcast. Ben's Friend's Prison Canteen Fund: https://www.paroleprepny.org/donate Sum Linx: Our Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements https://twitter.com/bitch_updates https://twitter.com/PALMAUNLlMITED intro/// Lavender Country - Cryin' These Cocksuckin' Tears outro/// Erasmo Carlos - Meu Mar (single version)
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