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The Failing Writers Podcast

Join these success-starved wordwranglers as they stumble towards their shared ambition: to become proper writers!Learning from guests like bestselling authors and BAFTA-winning writers. Setting themselves writing tasks and trying to improve their craft. Discussing how to get past all the things that stop us writing. And hopefully taking you on a journey with them to become successful writers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mon, April 28, 2025
S5 Ep3: Lyrical Waxings With Paul Armfield
We nattered and we caterwauled 'bout lyrics, punk and bands, and we shed a little light upon how melody can expand, and we talked of books and words and how they sometimes change a man, and by the end, our mate Paul Armfield had another couple o' fans. Lyrics. Are they different to poems? Are they an art form all of their very own? Is it best to write lyrics and then fit the music around them? How do the words of songs develop? All will be revealed in this episode of The Failing Writers Podcast where we talk to the extremely talented and delightful Singer-Songwriter and bookstore manager Paul Armfield. Whose brilliant new album is all about books! Check out his tour dates and buy his music here: https://paularmfield.com/ We also discuss dream interpretation, an imminent open mic poetry night and Clerihews. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5 E2 · Sun, April 20, 2025
S5 Ep2: C.J. Tudor is back
Hello. Come here. A little closer. Closer. Don’t be afraid. There. That’s it. I’m going to tell you a story. A story about an author called C.J. Tudor. Who many years ago, waaay way back in season 1, episode 13, joined the Failing Writers Podcast for a harmless little natter. Back when they were just podcasting children, playing down in the basement of obscurity. Meanwhile, however, C.J. was on the way up. Climbing the stairs. Up, up she rose. Up to the very attic of literary accomplishment. And there she’s lived ever since. But wait. What's that? There’s something up there with her. Something hiding in the shadows. Something shapeless and malevolent. Watching. Waiting. What could it be? What could haunt such a successful writer, with its grim, brooding presence? Let's find out, shall we? As we catch up with C.J. Tudor again, 4 years on. You can buy Caz’s books here: (Yooooou’ll be sorry if you dooooon’t) https://www.penguin.co.uk/authors/131110/c-j-tudor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5 E1 · Mon, April 14, 2025
S5 Ep1: Jennie Godfrey
Aaaaaaand we're back. Bet you missed us. Ah come on. Just a little bit? Oh. Well we're here now, so let's make the best of it. Now... let's look at the menu. What's for starters? A delicious breakfast at Bettys Tea Rooms - a proper Yorkshire institution. Then... the very antithesis of failing... Jennie Godfrey and her bestselling debut book: A List Of Suspicious Things, All rounded off with a smorgasbord of excellent questions! Bon appetit! https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/454971/the-list-of-suspicious-things-by-godfrey-jennie/9781804942949 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mon, March 24, 2025
Anything 4 U - Ep6 - Finished
Hello Worldwrights, The Failing Writers are now on a little sabbatical, plotting, (or possibly pantsing) the next season of the podcast and maybe... maybe... even writing some stuff? I'd like to think so anyway. In absentia, they've decided to bring you all 6 episodes of Anything 4 U, which some of you may remember being occasionally mentioned on the podcast. Yes... it's the lost classic.... The cult hit that got away... it's Dave's radio sitcom! Here to entertain you while you wait for the new season, with a few familiar voices, so you don't miss us too much. Happy listening. EPISODE 6: FINISHED Many years ago a simple undertaker made a blood oath to the Godfather of the Herringthorpe Mafia. Now, armed with incriminating CCTV footage of an urn theft, the conniving cremator tricks Jed and Bobby into taking that oath onto themselves. Being forced to choose between his best mate and the love of his life may well be too much for Jed. After all, when they said they'd do Anything 4U, this isn't what they had in mind. Starring Peter Dickson, Dave Baird, Tom Turner, Della Phillips, Gabriella Ashcroft, Emma Clarke, Elinor Hamilton, Sarah Sealey, Jon Rand, Katie Rand and Pete Nottage Anything 4U is a full cast audio sitcom following the micro jobbing adventures of Jed and Bobby. From walking the dog or mowing the lawn to faking a DNA test or fulfilling a blood oath to the mafia, anything you know you have to do, but just don't want to..they'll do it for you! Award winning writer Dave Baird and mega producer Rik Watson create a raft of outrageous characters, brought to life by some of the best voice actors in the business. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mon, March 10, 2025
Anything 4 U - Ep5 - Tipped
Hello Worldwrights, The Failing Writers are now on a little sabbatical, plotting, (or possibly pantsing) the next season of the podcast and maybe... maybe... even writing some stuff? I'd like to think so anyway. In absentia, they've decided to bring you all 6 episodes of Anything 4 U, which some of you may remember being occasionally mentioned on the podcast. Yes... it's the lost classic.... The cult hit that got away... it's Dave's radio sitcom! Here to entertain you while you wait for the new season, with a few familiar voices, so you don't miss us too much. Happy listening. EPISODE 5: TIPPED With business finally booming the lads are forced to tackle jobs on their own if they're to have any chance of finishing in time for Jed to finally meet Rachel's Dad. But with a house clearance to organise, a flat-pack to assemble, windows to clean and a hypnotherapy appointment to keep things end up in one giant, flaming mess. Will Jed and Rachel's relationship survive the day? Will Jed and Bobby survive at all? Only one way to find out... Starring: Tom Turner, Dave Baird, Gabriella Ashcroft, Rachel Kershaw, Jack Oddie, Melissa Sinden, Stephanie Hirst, Della Phillips and Peter Dickson Anything 4U is a full cast audio sitcom following the micro jobbing adventures of Jed and Bobby. From walking the dog or mowing the lawn to faking a DNA test or fulfilling a blood oath to the mafia, anything you know you have to do, but just don't want to..they'll do it for you! Award winning writer Dave Baird and mega producer Rik Watson create a raft of outrageous characters, brought to life by some of the best voice actors in the business. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mon, February 24, 2025
Anything 4 U - Ep4 - Swabbed
Hello Worldwrights, The Failing Writers are now on a little sabbatical, plotting, (or possibly pantsing) the next season of the podcast and maybe... maybe... even writing some stuff? I'd like to think so anyway. In absentia, they've decided to bring you all 6 episodes of Anything 4 U, which some of you may remember being occasionally mentioned on the podcast. Yes... it's the lost classic.... The cult hit that got away... it's Dave's radio sitcom! Here to entertain you while you wait for the new season, with a few familiar voices, so you don't miss us too much. Happy listening. EPISODE 4: SWABBED Despite Rachel now being a firm part of the team, times are tough for Anything 4U, with dog walking their only source of income. So when they lose an expensive thoroughbred, things get really desperate. Conned by one of Crystal's criminal exes and making a surprise appearance on the Timothy Vile show don't help matters, but it all leads to what can only be described as a nut-busting finale. Starring: Tom Turner, Dave Baird, Gabriella Ashcroft, Elinor Hamilton, Everall Walsh, Guy Harris, Darren Altman, Blanche Anderson, Marie Ekins and Melissa Sinden Anything 4U is a full cast audio sitcom following the micro jobbing adventures of Jed and Bobby. From walking the dog or mowing the lawn to faking a DNA test or fulfilling a blood oath to the mafia, anything you know you have to do, but just don't want to..they'll do it for you! Award winning writer Dave Baird and mega producer Rik Watson create a raft of outrageous characters, brought to life by some of the best voice actors in the business. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mon, February 10, 2025
Anything 4 U - Ep3 - Catered
Hello Worldwrights, The Failing Writers are now on a little sabbatical, plotting, (or possibly pantsing) the next season of the podcast and maybe... maybe... even writing some stuff? I'd like to think so anyway. In absentia, they've decided to bring you all 6 episodes of Anything 4 U, which some of you may remember being occasionally mentioned on the podcast. Yes... it's the lost classic.... The cult hit that got away... it's Dave's radio sitcom! Here to entertain you while you wait for the new season, with a few familiar voices, so you don't miss us too much. Happy listening. EPISODE 3: CATERED Things get political when Jed and Bobby provide the catering for the national convention of the BNP. The moral quandary creates a rift between Jed and Rachel. Will their relationship survive? In fact, with cooking THIS bad...will anyone survive? Starring: Tom Turner, Dave Baird, Rachel Kershaw, Gabriella Ashcroft, Elinor Hamilton, Jack Oddie, Kenny Blyth, And Gerard Fletcher Anything 4U is a full cast audio sitcom following the micro jobbing adventures of Jed and Bobby. From walking the dog or mowing the lawn to faking a DNA test or fulfilling a blood oath to the mafia, anything you know you have to do, but just don't want to..they'll do it for you! Award winning writer Dave Baird and mega producer Rik Watson create a raft of outrageous characters, brought to life by some of the best voice actors in the business. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mon, January 27, 2025
Anything 4 U - Ep2 - Dumped
Hello Worldwrights, The Failing Writers are now on a little sabbatical, plotting, (or possibly pantsing) the next season of the podcast and maybe... maybe... even writing some stuff? I'd like to think so anyway. In absentia, they've decided to bring you all 6 episodes of Anything 4 U, which some of you may remember being occasionally mentioned on the podcast. Yes... it's the lost classic.... The cult hit that got away... it's Dave's radio sitcom! Here to entertain you while you wait for the new season, with a few familiar voices, so you don't miss us too much. Happy listening. EPISODE 2: DUMPED Desperate for money, Jed and Bobby offer a brand new "dumping" service. If you've had enough of your boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, whatever, but can't face dumping them yourself...they'll do it for you. After all, it's hardly a matter of life or death...or is it? Starring: Tom Turner, Dave Baird, Katie Rand, Jon Rand, Gabriella Ashcroft, Emma Clarke, Simon White, Elinor Hamilton, David Lane, Jack Oddie And Gerard Fletcher Anything 4U is a full cast audio sitcom following the micro jobbing adventures of Jed and Bobby. From walking the dog or mowing the lawn to faking a DNA test or fulfilling a blood oath to the mafia, anything you know you have to do, but just don't want to..they'll do it for you! Award winning writer Dave Baird and mega producer Rik Watson create a raft of outrageous characters, brought to life by some of the best voice actors in the business. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mon, January 13, 2025
Anything 4 U - Ep1 - Stripped
Hello Worldwrights, The Failing Writers are now on a little sabbatical, plotting, (or possibly pantsing) the next season of the podcast and maybe... maybe... even writing some stuff? I'd like to think so anyway. In absentia, they've decided to bring you all 6 episodes of Anything 4 U, which some of you may remember being occasionally mentioned on the podcast. Yes... it's the lost classic.... The cult hit that got away... it's Dave's radio sitcom! Here to entertain you while you wait for the new season, with a few familiar voices, so you don't miss us too much. Happy listening. EPISODE 1: STRIPPED Jed's feeling nervous about his first date with Rachel. Fortunately, he and Bobby have a big job on hand to keep him distracted. All they have to do is erect a fence at a naturist club. What could possibly go wrong? Staring: Tom Turner Dave Baird Kenny Blyth Abi Phillips Elinor Hamilton Gabriella Ashcroft Jon Rand Simon White And Kristian Tiffany. Anything 4U is a full cast audio sitcom following the micro jobbing adventures of Jed and Bobby. From walking the dog or mowing the lawn to faking a DNA test or fulfilling a blood oath to the mafia, anything you know you have to do, but just don't want to..they'll do it for you! Award winning writer Dave Baird and mega producer Rik Watson create a raft of outrageous characters, brought to life by some of the best voice actors in the business. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E27 · Mon, January 06, 2025
S4 Ep27 A Stroll Down Memory Lane
Hello and happy new year, you lovely lot. Please allow us a moment of self indulgence now, as all three of us bring you a bonus episode looking back on where we were 4 years ago, when we first began this lovely little writing / podcasting project. Because for some inexplicable reason, we've decided to take our first ever episode and provide a kind of 'director's commentary' over it. There will be cringing. There will be self-reflection. There might even be the odd moment of pride - as we look back at just how far we've come. Well... alright... admittedly, from the outside it doesn't look like we've come very far, does it? But the journey is long my friends, and the road is badly paved, and we're all easily distracted by all the fascinating little distractions along the way, aren't we? So try not to judge too hard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E26 · Mon, December 30, 2024
S4 Ep26 Flash Fiction Competition Runners Up 2024
This week we have a look at the rest of our festive flash fiction competition shortlist. Warning: They’re upsettingly good. Any one of them, frankly, could have won. Which must rankle somewhat. Thankfully though, this is the moment they can shine. Here were the winners (Announced last week): Katie Holloway: https://loseyourselfbooks.wordpress.com/ James Montgomory https://www.jamesmontgomerywrites.com John R Preston. And here are the incredible Shortlisters: Camilla Cassidy: https://camillacassidy.co.uk Genevieve Marenghi Daly @genevieve.m.d Rachael Dunlop: https://rachaeldunlop.com Insta: @rachaeldunlop1 Rebecca Latham Debbie Howard Please give them a massive round of applause and buy them a drink next time you see them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E25 · Mon, December 23, 2024
S4 Ep25 Festive Flash Fiction WINNER
Winners winners, turkey dinners! Thanks to the absolute legends at SCRIVENER - https://www.literatureandlatte.com/ You can get 20% off a copy by using the code 'failing' until the end of 2024. ORRRR maybe... just maybe... you've already won a copy, and you don’t know it? Well there's only one way to find out isn't there? by listening to this episode.... So come on in and let's find out who's won the Failing Writers Podcast £500 Festive Flash Fiction Final! Whoop whoop! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E24 · Mon, December 16, 2024
S4 Ep24 The Lost Art Of Letter Writing
Don't forget you can still get 20% off SCRIVENER using the code 'failing' until the new year - so do that first before you get side-tracked with all the less-important Christmas stuff. OK. Done that? Great. Now listen to this lovely episode featuring the wonderful Amy Daughters talking about how hand written letters can help bring people together. https://www.amydaughters.com/books Next, find out how Jon & Tom got on with a bit of letter writing ... and then for the sake of balance, lets see what happens when you write letters pretending to be a 104 year old woman, who has a pet hedgehog and lives with a horrible lady called Mrs Hale... Because Robert Popper's been busy again... Get The Elsie Drake Letters for your loved ones in time for Christmas here "or you will regret it": https://www.hachette.co.uk/titles/robert-popper/the-elsie-drake-letters-aged-104/9781399817899/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E23 · Mon, December 09, 2024
S4 Ep23 Resuscitating The Subject of English (pt2)
Time to finish our letter to Bridget Phillipson, and once again thank the incredible teachers we spoke to, and the pupils for their fabulous creative writing. And hey, thank yourself too! Whether you like it or not, you're now part of our powerful army of activists, who are going to help bring about a U-turn in reading and writing! Let's start today - let's put away the smartphones - let's read more - let's volunteer as a paired-reader at a school. Let's big-up teachers - let's write something and share it with the world - let's write letters to the government until they change the way English is taught, and the way the arts are viewed in schools. Thanks for listening, and if you want to know more about the stuff we've been discussing, or have any other suggestions about how we might give English in schools a boost - drop us a line! failingwriterspodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E22 · Mon, December 02, 2024
S4 Ep22 Resuscitating The Subject of English (pt1)
"Thank goodness for the Failing Writers." A phrase you've no doubt overheard people say quite a lot over the years. At bus stops. Maybe in libraries? At the off licence? No? Not even the off license? Oh. Anyway - not to worry - this week you're ALMOST CERTAIN to hear it, as Jon and Tom slip their pants on over their tights and become SAVIOURS OF THE SUBJECT OF ENGLISH IN SCHOOLS. Yes, we're making it our mission to breathe new life into our favourite school subject and bring back the joy of reading and writing for the young folk of Britain! How? By writing a sternly worded letter of course! To Bridget Phillipson, Secretary of State for Education. But first, we need to talk to some people who actually know what they're talking about. You know, to find out what the heck's going on with young people and reading and writing! First up: Inspirational English Guru: (Yes. We're calling her a guru!) Leah Crawford. Ooh... and don't you dare forget to enter our Festive Flash Fiction Competition in Association with Scrivener: Get more details here: https://www.failingwriterspodcast.com/episodes/episode/ad99e466/s4-ep-20-the-failing-writers-festive-flash-fiction-competition Here's Leah's website: https://leahcrawford.com Bob Cox’s site - The home of Opening Doors: https://searchingforexcellence.co.uk The Opening Doors series: https://www.crownhouse.co.uk/opening-doors Let's Think in English: https://www.letsthinkinenglish.org Links to The English Association’s campaign to save English: https://englishassociation.ac.uk/english-creates-a-campaign-for-english/ https://englishassociation.ac.uk/choose-english/ The Common English Forum Manifesto for English in schools: https://commonenglishforum.org/a-manifesto-for-english/ The Just Imagine Centre championing excellent books in schools: <a href="https://justimagine.co
S4 E21 · Mon, November 18, 2024
S4 Ep21: Henry Normal & Performing Poetry
If Tom & Jon wrote poems ‘spose it will be assumed They won’t be as good as Henry’s Normal service will be resumed. In this episode, we meet up with Henry Normal: poet, writer of famous sit-coms, TV producer and poetry festival founder, and have a blummin’ lovely natter. (After we did that - we watched him perform all his lovely poems, so effortlessly. So fluidly. So naturally. And thus, inspired by his performance, we wondered how hard it would be to knock off a quick poem and perform it aloud. “Bloobee blah blah bleeblee Bloobloo bloobloo la!…” Sort of like that. Dead easy. So we did. The results were... profoundly... um... ...well... decide for yourself.) Henry Normal’s insta: https://www.instagram.com/henrynormalpoet/ Buy Henry’s books: https://flapjackpress.co.uk/products/henry-normal Henry’s tour dates: https://www.ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/henry-normal BIG UPS… The bloke who wrote the short story that Jon loved: https://www.aaroncourts.com/ A.B. Finlayson and his excellent book: https://abfinlayson.com/rockzombie/ Genevieve Marenghi-Daly ’s lovely website. https://sharpewords.uk/ Cover photo: J. Preston. Available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and saucy stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E20 · Mon, November 04, 2024
S4 Ep 20: The Failing Writers Festive Flash Fiction Competition
Sorry? Did you just say you'd love to enter an almost free* festive flash fiction competition to win £500? I thought you did! Well as coincidence would have it, that is exactly what we've got going on in this very episode. So step this way, my cheeky little word-purveyor, and cast your well oiled ears at our glorious 350 word Flash Fiction Competition. That's it.... yep... cast them freely.... mmmm.... that's the ticket. *I say 'almost free', cos it's only a pound to enter. And we only did that to keep the pesky AI enterers from entering. So, well... that pretty much qualifies as free doesn't it? Here are some links to stuff mentioned in the podcast: Buy the Fuel Anthology Emily mentions, here: https://www.fuelflash.net Find Smokelong Quarterly here: https://www.smokelong.com And here is your failsafe STEP BY STEP GUIDE TO ENTERING THE FAILING WRITERS PODCAST £500 FESTIVE FLASH FICTION COMPETITION: 1. Listen to Series 4, Episode 20 of The Failing Writers Podcast. 2. Jot down the special phrase you must include in your story. 3. Write your 350 word, festive flash, (including that phrase!) Ideally well before the deadline - midday, Friday 13th December! 4. When you’re super-happy with it and ready to go… log into your Paypal account https://www.paypal.com 5. Click on 'send and request'. 6. Under the send menu, type failingwriterspodcast@gmail.com into the box. It will suggest Tom Turner – click on that! 7. If ‘you send’ is set to USD, change to GBP, and send £1.00 (don’t forget that decimal point or you’ll send us £100!!! whoopieee) 8. ‘What’s this for?’ put something like “Comp entry” 9. Hit send. 10. Now go to your email and find the receipt you should’ve just been sent. 11. Click Forward, and attach your flash fiction entry to this new email. 12. Send that email (with Paypal receipt & flash piece) to failingwriterspodcast@gmail.com You’re all done! Can’t wait to see what you come up with! For all of the details and terms and conditions and all that jazz - go here: https://www.failingwriterspodcast.com/post/win-500-in-ou
S4 E19 · Mon, October 21, 2024
S4 Ep19: Ergodic Fiction
What is ergodic literature? Well, it's when a story becomes more than just something you read, and you become part of it. But pretend you haven't read that, so that you can find out from listening to this wonderful episode. In which, we have a chat with "S" co-author Doug Dorst and You Say Which Way author Deb Potter, in our quest to get to the bottom of what ergodic fiction is and why it's so blummin' good. Enjoy! Here's some links for things in the show and stuff... https://dougdorst.com/ https://www.amazon.co.uk/S-Doug-Dorst/dp/0316201642 https://yousaywhichway.com/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unfortunates https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/327088/house-of-leaves-by-danielewski-mark-z/9781529943993 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masquerade_(book) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E18 · Mon, October 07, 2024
S4 Ep18: What do we think of writing retreats?
Should you treat yourself to a writing retreat? If you did it twice would you be re-treating yourself to a writing retreat? If you tweeted about treating yourself to a writers retreat would you be tweeting your re-treat of retreating to a retreat? And if you then re-tweeted your... OK, I'll stop. Tom & Jon not only answer the first of these pressing questions, but as they disappear into the wilderness (sort of) to sample a writers' retreat, they seek to answer the biggest question of all. The one that's been haunting them for as long as they've been doing this podcast. Can they actually knuckle down and write for 2 and a half days straight? No social media. No boxsets. No 'nipping to the pub for one' and then accidentally spending the entire afternoon there? ... What? Well I'm obviously not going to tell you am I? Of course not. What do you mean, I'm being a tease? That's what these bits of blurb are for! to tease you in. Oh stop arguing and hit play. Here's where we went: https://writersretreatuk.co.uk/2023/01/our-own-venue-the-retreat-at-the-kings-arms/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E17 · Sun, September 22, 2024
S4 Ep17: A Shortcut To Querying Success
Are you querying? or nearly querying? Maybe you’re fearing querying? Or merely getting weary and a bit teary querying? Well let’s hear from three writers who’ve been down in those querying trenches for a while now. Find out how they're approaching it, what agents' responses have been like and how they’re holding up under pressure. Because when it comes to finding an agent, it’s more often than not, a long and painful process. No matter how talented a writer you are. Byddi Lee: Byddi’s website: https://www.byddilee.com Byddi's Books: https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Byddi-Lee/author/B00OICWYUU?ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_3&qid=1726051761&sr=1-3&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true Özgür Uyanık: Short stories MEN ALONE https://www.parthianbooks.com/products/men-alone-short-stories?_pos=1&_sid=53c734e1d&_ss=r Short story from the collection, BANTER: https://nation.cymru/culture/short-story-banter/ Novel CONCEPTION: https://www.fairlightbooks.co.uk/conception/ THREADS https://www.threads.net/@liberatedsleepless SUBSTACK https://ozguruyanik.substack.com Mari Stewart: Mari’s website: https://mari-stewart.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E16 · Mon, September 09, 2024
S4 Ep16: Let's put off procrastinating, with Oliver Burkeman
... What? Did 2 weeks just fly by since the last episode? No flippin' way. Time, I think, we had a chat about time. The fact that there's never enough of it. Especially for writing. Why is that? Well Oliver Burkeman might just have some answers. Prepare to face the subject of time and limitation face-on. Get ready to completely re-think how we view those precious hours, minutes and seconds. And ask... 'what would happen if we spent less of it worrying about the fact it's running out, and more of it just... being in it.' Or even becoming time itself? Might this shift in thinking actually help us stop procrastinating? and start spending more of our time doing the things that actually matter? Hopefully, yes. But what does actually matter? You might have to answer that one yourself. Regardless, whatever you do, you should definitely spend the next forty five minutes wasting your time listening to Oliver Burkeman. Get a load of Oliver's brilliant 400 Weeks here: https://www.oliverburkeman.com/fourthousandweeks Get free incredible anti-procrastinatory tips here: https://www.oliverburkeman.com/posts And get Oliver's sparkly, life changing new book here: https://www.oliverburkeman.com/meditationsformortals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E15 · Mon, August 26, 2024
S4 Ep15: How do you know if your writing is good enough?
Well, that’s the summer hiatus done with - and we're back with an episode which asks the question, "how do you know if your writing is good enough?" In an attempt to answer that question, we’re going to be looking at a couple of Tom’s flash fiction stories and asking if, why, and how, one of them is slightly less rubbish than the other. Both stories were entered into the same competition, but only one of them got published. Can Dave guess which one is which? Can YOU guess which one is which? Well, to answer either of those questions, you're gonna have to have a listen, aren't you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E14 · Mon, July 08, 2024
S4 Ep14: How to become a full-time author... maybe
Do you have what it takes to quit your day job and follow your dreams to become a full time author? Well, there's only one way to find out...and that's to listen to our interview with J C Duncan! Hear how he bravely decided to give himself a year to become a professional writer and, even bravelier, decided to tell everyone about it! Plus home made knives, Vikings and our usual top quality chat! Find out more about our most excellent guest (and check out that sword!) HERE: www.jcduncan.co.uk . Buy his Vikingly books here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/J-C-Duncan/author/B08WCYR1DR And check out his #oneyeartopro threads here: https://x.com/JCDuncanauthor/status/1707002271010079150 https://twitter.com/JCDuncanauthor/status/1708465357424365671 https://twitter.com/JCDuncanauthor/status/1719670719628358012 https://twitter.com/JCDuncanauthor/status/1732823188453650477 https://twitter.com/JCDuncanauthor/status/1741821890270798104 https://twitter.com/JCDuncanauthor/status/1753131464768532959 https://x.com/JCDuncanauthor/status/1755575800626073768 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E13 · Mon, June 24, 2024
S4 Ep 13: Tune that name! All about pseudonyms
A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet...but would he have written that line if he wasn't called Shakespeare? This week Jon, Tom and Dave (or possibly Rod, Jane and Freddy) look into pseudonyms, nom-de-plumes, pen names...and basically just being someone else for a bit. Does your name affect your chances of success? Does it even have an impact on how you write? Join us to find out as the Failing Writers try to become the not-so-failing writers....for at least one chapter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E12 · Mon, June 10, 2024
S4 Ep 12: Mike Gayle
A change is in the air here at Failing HQ. A scent on the wind, a signal that the new dawn will herald the arrival of long overdue success. This week, not only do Tom and Jon have a lovely chat with acclaimed author and current Richard and Judy Book Club pick Mike Gayle...but Jon also discusses his submissions to some actual writing competitions. AND Tom talks a bit more about the book he's actually published! Oh, and Dave's there too. Mike's latest novel: A Song of Me and You: a heartfelt and romantic novel of first love and second chances, picked for the Richard & Judy Book Club https://amzn.eu/d/2DqUyK9 Or see more at www.mikegayle.co.uk "Under A Blood Red Sun" from Aaron Brooks in our WIP up a storm feature. TOM'S BOOK - If you can't be bothered to go to Amazon and put in "Two Hour Sales Bible" then here's a link to it - GO AND BUY IT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E11 · Mon, June 03, 2024
S4 Ep11: Samuel Burr & The Fellowship of Puzzlemakers
If we were really clever, we'd have written the show notes for this week's episode in the form of a cryptic crossword clue in honour of our guest, Samuel Burr. We spoke to him about his debut novel "The Fellowship of Puzzle Makers", his frankly unbelievable journey to getting published and even had a chat about all things cryptic. But, unfortunately, we're not really clever...so we didn't. Which makes Tom's incredible publishing news even more puzzling! Find Sam's already bestselling novel here Or... if you're feeling adventurous, join an exclusive club and be one of the few to buy a copy of Tom's hilarious satire on the world of sales and salespeople... PAPERBACK - KINDLE - AUDIO BOOK Here's the link to Writers HQ - Write a Novel Month Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E10 · Mon, May 27, 2024
S4 Ep10: Does Age Matter? with Aline Dufflocq & Babette Hughes
The average age of our guests this week is 64. Nothing too amazing about that you might say… until you find out the first of our two guests is in her mid-twenties! This week we ask, “Is there a best age to write?” Plus we enjoy a WIP from Geoffrey G N Harrison. And here’s a load of links… Check out Aline’s YouTube here! Here's Aline's Toktok Here's Babette's new book and her website: https://www.babettehughesbooks.com And you can read more of Geoff's story "Divided" here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E9 · Mon, May 13, 2024
S4 Ep9: Darren Walsh - He Knows His Punions
Would you like a pun? Well, that's handy because this week we've been punning for gold and ended up with a bucket load. Director, writer and stand up comedian Darren Walsh chats to us about his career, the art of a good pun and whether AI will ever be funnier than him. Plus Jon comes up with what is almost certainly not an entirely new form of joke! Find out more about Darren here... https://darrenwalsh.co.uk Here's Darren doing his award winning joke (and some others) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E8 · Mon, April 29, 2024
S4 Ep8: A tour of Scarfolk, with Richard Littler
Have you ever been to Scarfolk? It's a strange, yet hauntingly familiar place. Join us as we take a bus trip into the mind of the man who dreamt it all up, Richard Littler. Plus we take a look at another listener's bit o' writing they've kindly sent in to share with the class. This week we try and make Madelyn Postman cry... Find out more about Richard here... https://scarfolk.blogspot.com and here... https://www.richardlittler.com/ And thanks Mark@getcarterproductions.co.uk for letting us use those bangin' music tracks in Data Double! https://www.totim.audio/music Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E7 · Mon, April 15, 2024
S4 Ep7: Robert Popper
If comedy writing is your thing, we've got a real treat for you. This week we talk to the super talented and rather prolific Robert Popper. From how he broke into the industry via Steve Coogan and The Comic Strip to his smash hit sitcom Friday Night Dinner. We also chat about Robin Cooper, The Timewaster Letters, South Park, Look Around You, and plenty more besides. Robert’s Wikipedia Plus, in our regular 'Dare To Share' feature (where we have a look at what our listeners have been writing, read it out, then discuss it) we look at an excerpt from J. Aaron Courts' 'Hot Box'. See more from Aaron here: https://www.instagram.com/aaron.courts/ https://aaroncourts.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E6 · Mon, April 08, 2024
S4 Ep6: Improv Your Writing - with Ruth Bratt
The great Carl Reiner once said “Improvisation is just writing in front of an audience”. So we figured if we could brush up on our improv skills it's bound to make us better writers... right? This week improv extraordinaire, and official Comedy Store Player, Ruth Bratt talks to us about her life, her craft and the eating habits of her cat... before putting us to the test with our own improvised play. What could possibly go wrong? Go and see Ruth with the legendary Comedy Store Players here: https://comedystoreplayers.com Get your ticket for Showstopper! The Improvised Musical here: https://showstopperthemusical.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E5 · Mon, April 01, 2024
S4 Ep5: The Interview That Went A Bit Wrong
Unfortunately we're not able to include show notes this week, for legal reasons. Thanks for listening. www.floraopil.com Find out more about Flora here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E4 · Mon, March 18, 2024
S4 Ep4: Writers Unite! with Sarah from Writers' HQ & Debut Novelist Samuel Burr
Writing can be a solitary business. All those hours spent with nothing but a blank page and a bottomless coffee cup. On reflection we reckon it's probably good to interact with other human beings occasionally. It can stop you going full fruit-loops. (You know...dressing as your main character and wandering around the house talking to yourself.) It can help you find friendly Alpha / Beta readers. It can boost the learnies. It can even help you become more productive... apparently. So this week, we thought we'd have a look at the benefits of reaching out to other writers. Be it through communities like Writers' HQ, classes, retreats or social media. And in the process we stumble across a writer who is living proof of just how beneficial reaching out to others can be...and then some! Check out Writers' HQ here: https://writershq.co.uk Buy Sam's excellent book here: https://geni.us/Puzzlemakers And thanks to Jennifer Last for sharing her excellent Not Dead Girl extract! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E3 · Mon, March 04, 2024
S4 Ep3: The Full Brontë
Join Tom & Jon on another rambly exploration. This time we're off back to the 1840s to take a good, hard look at the Brontë sisters. Who were Charlotte, Emily and Anne Brontë? What were they like? How is it possible that three sisters all wrote so brilliantly? Why are they still so revered by readers across the world? and what was the deal with Branwell? Pack a rain coat, a poetry book and a flask of tea and come with us o'er the moors, as we chat to experts: biographer - Lucasta Miller, English Lit Professor - Gregory Dart, and the lovely folk at the Brontë Museum in Haworth, to learn more about these fascinating and extraordinary writers. Lucasta's Website: https://www.lucastamiller.com/theauthor Buy The Brontë Myth: https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/355538/the-bronte-myth-by-lucasta-miller/9780099287148 Visit The Brontë Parsonage Museum: https://www.bronte.org.uk And thank you to Professor Gregory Dart - a total legend. See him give Philomena Cunk a run for her money here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beP0rZIITmI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E2 · Mon, February 26, 2024
S4 Ep2: Jessica Bull - Miss Austen Investigates
As an aspiring young writer it's easy to be put off by even the most well intentioned constructive criticism...what's not so easy is to revisit that critique many years later and be inspired to write a novel that has publishers literally fighting each other for the chance to print it. Join us for a fascinating interview as Jessica Bull, author of the much anticipated "Miss Austen Investigates" describes the downs and very significant ups of her writing journey. Buy Miss Austen Investigates here: https://shor.by/MissAusten Jessica’s soash: Twitter: @NovelistJessica ( https://twitter.com/NovelistJessica ) Instagram: @jessicabullnovelist ( https://www.instagram.com/jessicabullnovelist/ ) author pic by Cassie Baruc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 E1 · Mon, February 19, 2024
S4 Ep1: Danny Wallace
Aaaaaand we're back! The Failing Writers return for what some are calling the fourth season of this spectacular podcast. We look forward to a whole new smorgasbord of writing tips, challenges, goals and cock-ups plus a raft of interviews with some of the biggest names in the writing world. Starting with a real corker courtesy of writer, presenter and thoroughly lovely fella Danny Wallace. So hold tight and keep your legs and elbows tucked in at all times... it's gonna be a hell of a ride! Danny stuff: https://dannywallace.com Preorder Danny's new book here: https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/393456/somebody-told-me-by-wallace-danny/9781529931181 Phil Oddy's Echoes: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Echoes-Entanglement-Book-Phil-Oddy/dp/B0CSRZVPQZ Danny's photo: www.selashiloniphoto.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E27 · Mon, January 01, 2024
S3 Ep27: Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas (pt2)
Happy New Year Folks! We continue our seasonal ghost stories with a handful of listener-written tales. So gather around the hearth with us again as we bring you a selection of eerie yarns, to make your timbers shiver. Massive thanks to our fantastic contributors: AB Finlayson: https://abfinlayson.com Threads: a.b.finlayson Craig Margolis: X: @damnblankpage Steve Salisbury: X: @SalisburyWriter Threads: salisbury.writer Christian Fieldhouse Steven Stilbech: X: @stilbech Simon Curtis: X: @simonmcurtis Geoffrey G. N. Harrison: https://www.deaf-duck.uk Threads: gharrisonauthor (In this weeks episode, we also completely forgot to mention that Simon Curtis sent us a brilliant M.R. James Christmas picture quiz! Check the blog to see how many M.R. James stories you can recognise from his natty little sketch!) A history of ventriloquist dummies coming to life: It appears Gerald Kersh was one of the first to publish such a story in 1939 called “The Extraordinarily Horrible Dummy," this was adapted by screenwriter John Baines for the Dead of Night movie. Dead of Night Movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_of_Night Magic https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_(1978_film) Goosebumps https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goosebumps_(film) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E26 · Mon, December 25, 2023
S3 Ep26: Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas (pt1)
Please accept this as a most cordial invitation to accompany Jon, Tom and as yet unnamed guests for an evening of traditional ghost story telling. We have chosen the most atmospheric venue we could acquire at short notice and now request your company, to consummate this joyously Victorian Christmas night of heebiejeebies. Please bring only yourself. We shall provide the spirits. Talking Scared: https://talkingscaredpod.com/about/ Michelle Paver: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/talking-scared/id1530064310?i=1000638347893 The King: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/talking-scared/id1530064310?i=1000623833730 Dark Matter: https://michellepaver.com/dark-matter/ ‘Cherry Ripe’ Painting https://fineartamerica.com/featured/cherry-ripe-detail-john-everett-millais.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E25 · Mon, December 11, 2023
S3 Ep25: Alec Worley: Fantasy, Sci-fi, Horror & Comics.
Alec Worley is an award-lacking (his own words!) author from South London. He writes comics, fiction and audio drama about swords, fangs and lasers. He’s best known for his work on 2000 AD (home of Judge Dredd), Star Wars, and for legendary horror director John Carpenter. He's one of those really annoyingly talented people, with an eye for story and an ear for dialogue. You know the ones. He's also a dead nice bloke. You can read his newsletter, ‘Agent of Weird: Exploring the Write Fantastic’ ( alecworley.substack.com ) Or find out more on his website alecworley.com Linktree: https://linktr.ee/AlecWorley Dredge Runners audio drama: https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/178999229X?source_code=ASSORAP0511160006&share_location=library_overflow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E24 · Mon, November 27, 2023
S3 Ep24: Word Games: The League of the Lexicon
Out of the blue, someone sent us a game. A game all about words and etymology and language - the very stuff we LOVE. So, we decided that we'd get together and play the game to see if it's any good, and have a chat with the bloke who created it. That game is The League of the Lexicon. That bloke is Joshua Blackburn and this is the podcast where all of the above takes place. To try your hand at a few questions and maybe even win a copy of the game - click here! Here's where you can find out more about the game, and maybe even order one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E23 · Mon, November 13, 2023
S3 Ep23: The Runners Up
We couldn't let the amazing stories that made it to the final short-list go un-read and un-heard... so here they are. Plus there's a nice little chat with the overall winner of our £500 prize, Manu St Thomas. Enjoy!! Still not had your fix? Geddaload o' these beauties.... "God of Ramen" (shortlisted for a Flash Fiction Magazine competition in 2022) - https://flashfictionmagazine.com/blog/2022/11/10/god-of-ramen/ "I Have an Invisible Cat" (nr. 7, winner of the Globe Soup July 2022 micro-fiction challenge) - https://www.globesoup.net/cats "The Man Who Married the Sea" (nr. 10, winner of the Globe Soup May 2022 micro-fiction challenge) - https://www.globesoup.net/blue "Dinner" - https://101words.org/dinner/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E22 · Mon, November 06, 2023
S3 Ep22: Nanowrimo Special: How NOT to write a novel with Howard Mittelmark
NaNoWrimOhNo! It's that time of year again when words-per-day becomes the currency. So we thought we'd bring you even more words... Words of novel-writing wisdom! No, no... not from us... obviously. From novelist and longtime book editor Howard Mittelmark. Co-writer of How NOT to Write A Novel. A fantastic book full of the pitfalls most writers fall into when they're setting off along the long and arduous road to Novelton, Nebraska. So join us for some entertaining and enlightening chitchat, and learn things about yourself you've long suspected, but have been deliberately ignoring for years. We can't guarantee any of this will help with your word count, but we all need to take breaks, right? How Not To Write A Novel: https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/56677/how-not-to-write-a-novel-by-sandra-newman-howard-mittelmark/9780141038544 Howard's novel - 'Written Out': https://www.amazon.co.uk/Written-Out-Howard-Mittelmark/dp/157962572X Hire Howard... https://howardmittelmark.com/editorial/ National Novel Writing Month: https://nanowrimo.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E21 · Mon, October 30, 2023
S3 Ep21: Writing Ghost Stories: with Stephen Volk & Ciaran O'Keeffe
With the help of two expert spookologists: Stephen Volk - horror writer & mastermind behind the BBCs infamous 'GHOSTWATCH', and Dr Ciaran O'Keeffe - famed ghostbuster & parapsychologist, we're attempting to figure out what gives us the heebie jeebies, so that we can all go away and write the world's GREATEST EVER GHOST STORY. That invitation extends to you too, listeners! We want your submissions for our Traditional Ghost Story Christmas Special later in the year. So get writing - and hopefully we can all sit down round the fire and share a little anthology of all our spooky stories in December. Here's the link to buy Stephen's brilliant new ghost story book: http://tartaruspress.com/volk-the-good-unknown.html Coffinmaker's Blues, Stephen's excellent book of horror essays: https://www.pspublishing.co.uk/coffinmakers-blues-ebook-by-stephen-volk-5605-p.asp and Stephen's website: https://www.stephenvolk.net/the-good-unknown.html Also, Afterlife: Lost Loved Ones is out on audiobook (Bafflegab) on Halloween! Don’t forget you can also follow what Ciaran's up to on Twitter / X https://twitter.com/ciaranokeeffe?lang=en and don't miss him on Danny Robbins new TV series Uncanny: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001rckl/uncanny-series-1-1-case-1-miss-howard Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E20 · Mon, October 23, 2023
S3 Ep20: How to write a book using ChatGPT - Andy Stanton
Well... there's a lot of talk about whether it's right or wrong to use AI to write your book for you. But that's not what this episode is about really. I mean, we touch on that and discuss it. You can't just ignore the moral questions, can you? But we mostly have a natter with Andy Stanton. An author of some repute. He's written a new book, using ChatGPT, but perhaps not quite as you would imagine. Benny The Blue Whale is a journey through the workings of the mind of a genius writer, and through the "mind" of ChatGPT. https://oneworld-publications.com/work/benny-the-blue-whale/ Episode cover image created using https://hotpot.ai/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E19 · Sun, October 15, 2023
S3 Ep19: 2023 Flash Fiction Competition Winners!
AND THE WINNER IS......... announced in the podcast. Plus the runners up and some highly commended entries, and as many of the superb entries that we can mention. It's been a brilliant comp this year - with some amazing stories submitted. Listen to see if you've won, and to hear the winning entries in all their glory! Huge thanks to our judge, Kathy Hoyle - and to our brilliant sponsors Scrivener! https://kathyhoyle.com/ https://www.literatureandlatte.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E18 · Sun, October 08, 2023
S3 Ep18: The Bookshop Episode
October 14th is BOOKSHOP DAY! So here's a little episode... well... it started out as a little episode... to celebrate the humble bookshop. Jon visits his local store to find out more about the art of selling paper and ink. In the process discovering the formula for writing the quintessential indie bookshop bestseller. The boys share the names of the bookshops they would open and.. well gosh... they just... have so many incisive and fascinating things to say about books and writing and candles and shelving... so... you definitely won't want to miss any of it. And then... as if you're not already stuffed to the very brim with amazing podcast content... off we go... on a whistle stop tour of THE GREATEST BOOKSHOPS ON THE PLANET. We're too good to you. We really are. Jon's local: https://www.grovebookshop.com Goldfinch Books in Alton: https://www.goldfinch-books.com Bookshop.org : https://uk.bookshop.org El Ateneo Grand Splendid in Buenos Aires: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Ateneo_Grand_Splendid Shakespeare and Company in Paris: https://www.shakespeareandcompany.com Livraria Lello in Porto: https://www.livrarialello.pt/en/home Barter Books in Alnwick: https://www.barterbooks.co.uk Also... don't forget you can get 20% off Scrivener if you're quick! 'urry up and go to https://www.literatureandlatte.com , Hit '+Add Discount' on the pay page - and use the code FAILING The lovely pastel picture of Grove Bookshop used for the episode art is by Jon's dad, Clive Rand. Who sells all his work to raise money for The Royal National Lifeboat Institution. https://www.cliverand.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E17 · Mon, October 02, 2023
S3 Ep17: A Simon Armitage, Stanza Stone Special. For National Poetry Day 2023
This week we're out and about tracking down poetry for National Poetry Day 2023. We take to the Yorkshire hills in search of the Stanza Stones. Join us on our adventure and help us celebrate some of the work of our current Poet Laureate, Simon Armitage. http://www.stanzastones.co.uk/ https://www.simonarmitage.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E16 · Mon, September 25, 2023
S3 Ep16: Oliver Mol - Train Lord
Imagine being a writer and not actually writing! Oh wait. That's us. Imagine being a writer and NOT BEING ABLE TO WRITE! That was Oli. He had a 10 month long migraine that almost literally killed him. Listen to his fascinating story and hear how he tried to made sense of it all through his autofiction book: Train Lord. We talk about writing the truth, finding roots, failed orgies and about just how bloody hard writing can be. You can buy Oli's fantastic book Train Lord direct from: Penguin UK: https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/444219/train-lord-by-mol-oliver/9780241525081 Penguin Australia: https://www.penguin.com.au/books/train-lord-9780241525074 As well as all the usual places. Plus we remind you, as if you needed reminding, about our £500 flash fiction contest in association with the wonderful Scrivener app. For 20% off Scrivener in September... 'urry up and go to https://www.literatureandlatte.com , Hit '+Add Discount' on the pay page - and use the code FAILING You're absolutely bloody welcome. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E15 · Mon, September 18, 2023
S3 Ep15: Emma Healey
Hello again. This time out we're having a nice sit down with author Emma Healey. Her debut novel, Elizabeth is Missing, (which has been described as "bloody brilliant, honestly, you should read it Tom, it's funny and sad and intriguing. Proper mint it is.") has sold over a million copies and won the Costa First Novel Award. Plus it ended up being made into a film by the BBC, starring the late Glenda Jackson, who it turns out performed her own stunts. (That will make sense when you listen) Find out more about Emma here... https://www.emmahealey.co.uk/ Here's where you can support Alzheimer's Society... https://www.alzheimers.org.uk/navigation/make-donation and don't even think about forgetting to remember the Failing Writers Podcast £500, 500 word Flash Fiction Competition in association with Scrivener*. (*An amazing writing app that facilitates the makey-upping of books a whole tonne-load. Which suggests you should really go to https://www.literatureandlatte.com , Hit '+Add Discount' on the pay page - use the code FAILING and get 20% off the indispensable Scrivener app!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E14 · Mon, September 04, 2023
S3 Ep14: £500 flash fiction contest - entry details!
DO YOU LIKE WRITING? DO YOU LIKE FREE MONEY? WHAT ABOUT HILARIOUS AND GOBSMACKING PODCASTING? Yeah? Well then blummin' well enter the Failing Writers Podcast £500, 500 word Flash Fiction Competition in association with Scrivener , you noodle-face. PLUS make writing easier and go to https://www.literatureandlatte.com , Hit '+Add Discount' on the pay page - use the code FAILING and get 20% off the indispensable Scrivener app! But before you do any of that... listen to this episode! Not only will you hear the phrase you have to use in your story. You will also hear an amazetesticles chat with the fabulously talented, award winning flash fiction writer Kathy Hoyle - who’s basically going to tell you how to win. I mean, you’d be a proper nugget-munch to miss that one, wouldn’t you? CHECK OUT THE BLOG POST FOR ALL THE T's AND ALL THE C's Kathy’s website: https://kathyhoyle.com Flash Face Off!: https://writershq.co.uk/creative-writing-retreats/flash-face-off-challenges/ Kathy’s Top Ten Tips for Writing Flash: https://writershq.co.uk/ten-top-tips-for-writing-flash-fiction/ Kathy’s astonishing little novella in flash book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C79T4QVP?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_JGN4ZF0ESYQY0BC3KFDZ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E13 · Mon, August 21, 2023
S3 Ep13: A chat with Patrick Ness
This time out we chat with award-winning, best-selling Patrick Ness. Author of young adult books, including The Chaos Walking trilogy and A Monster Calls - his newest book Different For Boys - as well as books for adults n all, like. https://www.goodreads.com/shelf/show/patrick-ness (Not to be confused with Patrick Nest, a bee keeper from Godalming, Surrey. Although, I'm not sure how you could become confused, they've got completely different names). https://patrickness.com/ Also this episode, we've got a rather chilling listener WIP from Kalina Holzapfel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E12 · Mon, August 07, 2023
S3 Ep12: Where does the word etymology come from?
Well, in answer to the question in the title... we're not sure. We should have asked our guests really - because they are self-confessed word-nerds. Authors and language bloggers, Jess Zafarris and Paul Anthony Jones (you might know Paul as "Haggard Hawks") are two people obsessed with the roots, origins and use of language. So, we thought we'd bring them together for a big ol' chat about interesting word things. Jess - https://uselessetymology.com/ Paul - https://www.paulanthonyjones.com/ https://www.haggardhawks.com Also! In this week's "W.I.P. Me a New One" we look at an excerpt from Hayley Price's sapphic fantasy - The Vermillion Ribbon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E11 · Mon, July 24, 2023
S3 Ep11: Storytime!
Hello there. Welcome to our little podcast. Do you like stories? Would you like to hear some now? Well click play, and you'll get to listen to loads of them! Somehow this episode has turned into a bit of a story-a-thon. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E10 · Mon, July 10, 2023
S3 Ep10: Crime Writing with Mark Billingham
You might know Mark Billingham as the prolific and award winning crime fiction author. We know him as a really nice bloke who we had a really lovely chat with. But we didn't think that even an interview as excellent as the one we enjoyed with Mark was enough for our amazing listeners. So, we also get stuck into another WIP, this time from listener Gayle Ramage, who shares her Scottish vampire story with us! Thanks for listening! Here's info about Mark's latest book - available in all good bookshops... https://uk.markbillingham.com/the-last-dance/ Mark's TITANS: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/16927.Dashiell_Hammett https://www.george-pelecanos.com https://www.jamesleeburke.com https://www.michaelconnelly.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E9 · Mon, June 26, 2023
S3 Ep9: Jack Meggitt-Phillips
This time out we talk to middle-grade kids' author Jack Meggitt-Phillips. We chat about his big break, about badgers and sexy fizzy drinks bottles. You know, all the usual stuff. We also check out another WIP from a listener and... and... erm... well, that's about it really. Jack's details: https://twitter.com/meggittphillips?lang=en Some of Jack's books: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Beast-Bethany-Collection-Meggitt-Phillips-Revenge/dp/9124154911/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=jack+meggitt&qid=1687556188&sr=8-4 Jack's top 5 middle-grade funny books... https://www.amazon.co.uk/Amphigorey-Fifteen-Books-Edward-Gorey/dp/0399504338/ref=sr_1_2?crid=26AXKS1XWG5UM&keywords=edward+gorey&qid=1687422426&s=books&sprefix=edward+gorey%2Cstripbooks%2C68&sr=1-2 https://www.amazon.co.uk/Audible-Rainbow-Grey/dp/B097YT66BF/ref=sr_1_3?crid=W030LZEE1D4A&keywords=laura+ellen+anderson&qid=1687422517&s=books&sprefix=laura+ellen+anderson%2Cstripbooks%2C65&sr=1-3 https://www.amazon.co.uk/Day-My-Bum-Went-Psycho/dp/0330400894 https://www.amazon.co.uk/Audible-Stink/dp/B0BS1MZ9Z6/ref=sr_1_7?crid=28PDPPRQDC1DG&keywords=jenny+mclachlan&qid=1687422651&s=audible&sprefix=jenny+mc%2Caudible%2C77&sr=1-7 https://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Underpants-of-Chaos/dp/B09DRH1HJH/ref=sr_1_1?crid=ONQJ6XVGC5E4&keywords=the+underpants+of+chaos&qid=1687422706&s=audible&sprefix=the+underpants+of+chaos%2Caudible%2C70&sr=1-1 Jack's podcast, about advertising: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-history-of-advertising-podcast/id1455036275 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa
S3 E8 · Mon, June 19, 2023
S3 Ep8: A (Joanna) Frank Discussion About The World Of Publishing
Last week we talked to Louise Voss, who spoke to us about her first agent, Joanna Frank. So, this week we talk to Joanna Frank, who speaks to us about Louise Voss. She also chats about her journey through the publishing industry, taking in pretty much every stop along the way. PLUS get some top tips for pitching and querying, as Joanna kindly shares with us her “dos” and “don’ts” when approaching an agent. We also take a look at another work in progress too, this time from listener S.G.Sangster. (@ScarlettGraceHS) In yet another amazing instalment of… THE FAILING WRITERS PODCAAAAAAAAST!!! Check out Joanna’s literary services at https://joannafrank.co/ And here's just a couple of the brilliant authors she's worked with... (sorry we couldn't mention them all!) Check 'em out! https://www.carolinemontague.co.uk https://www.simonberthon.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E7 · Mon, June 12, 2023
S3 Ep7: That's it, I quit...
Hello. Look at you reading the show notes! So... what have we got to tell you about? Erm, well, I guess the main bit is that we're talking to author Louise Voss this week. A bit back she tweeted that she was packing it all in because her enthusiasm balloon had been well and truly popped. We have a chat with her about that and other bits'n'bobs. Then in our Work In Progress feature, listener Donal Fogarty has sent in a short story, with a very, very interesting backstory. There's a few other things we talk about - but best that you just hear them on the podcast, not really worth mentioning in the show notes. So, go on, less reading more listening please. Press the play button. Buy Louise Voss' latest book here... https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kerry-Tucker-Learns-Live-heartbreaking-ebook/dp/B0B7S9H2D3 And the one Louise was especially proud of... https://www.amazon.co.uk/Old-You-Louise-Voss/dp/1912374110 Mark Edwards (Louise's erstwhile writing partner)... https://www.markedwardsauthor.com The rest of Donal's story... https://donalfogarty.files.wordpress.com/2023/04/tomorrow-james-and-the-blue-cat.pdf ...and his blog https://donalfogarty.com/ Want clothes that you can read? Then make yourself a coat out of a newspaper… or subscribe to t-post... https://www.t-post.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E6 · Mon, May 29, 2023
S3 Ep6: Laura Barton Interview
Fancy going for a spin with us? ‘Cos we’re about to head off in this ole, beat up Cadillac. Laura Barton is at the wheel and she’s got the windows down and the radio up. Jon’s nodding seriously to the majestic growl of Johnny Cash and Tommy’s got his head out the window, forcing air up his nose like a blood hound. And we’re here and we’re alive and just shooting the breeze about sad songs, rock stars, lost love, writing, Betjeman, Springsteen, journalism, and turnips… for some reason. Yeah. I’m not entirely sure why, but turnips seem to… crop up, so… Laura's new book - Sad Songs https://www.waterstones.com/book/sad-songs/laura-barton/9781529406948 Laura's BBC "Notes on music" https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/series/m000t4t5 Laura's sad songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElygSMtokAw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP6a-7MP91g Jon's sad song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhDnyPsQsB0 Tom's sad song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVfaf43W9cM Some other things that crop up: The amazing producers of ‘Notes’ http://www.fallingtree.co.uk/about/ Rebecca Solnit; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Solnit Laura’s novel, Twenty-One Locks: https://www.waterstones.com/book/twenty-one-locks/laura-barton/9780857381217 Shape note singing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyrUhdBHOg8 Cold Mountain: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_Mountain_(film) John Betjeman & Jim Parker’s Banana Blush Album https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lCyv7pJrrVekvs4QdgFQfNYwwEb3XS9w0 How to grow really nice turnips https://www.rhs.org.uk/vegetables/turnips/grow-your-own Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E5 · Mon, May 22, 2023
S3 Ep5: There was a podcast about limericks...
Hello. Welcome to our limerick special! In celebration of National Limerick Day, on the 12th of May, we’ve had a good delve into where limericks came from, what they mean to people and we’ve even had a crack at writing some ourselves too. A huge thank you to our fantastic contributors: Fred Hornaday - https://kingoflimericks.com Doug Harris – limerick collector extraordinaire Dr Matthew Potter - https://www.limerick.ie/limerick-museum The people of www.reddit.com/r/limericks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E4 · Mon, May 15, 2023
S3 Ep4: Ian McMillan
Eh up Chucks. Int’ episode this week, we bants wit’ Bard o’ Barnsley ‘imsen, like. Ye know the fella: that one who does all that poetry, and is ont’ wireless: BBC’s T’Verb. Yeah. Reight Yorkshire Talker ‘e is. Aye! That’s ‘im. Ian McMillan. There’s also some other little surprises for ya, which you’ll ‘ave to find out by usin’ yer lug’oles. Ian McMillan’s ‘My Sand Life My Pebble Life' https://www.waterstones.com/book/my-sand-life-my-pebble-life/ian-mcmillan/9781472982940 The Verb: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006tnsf/episodes/downloads Pantoums: https://www.poetrysoup.com/famous/poems/best/pantoum Luke Wright: https://poetryarchive.org/poet/luke-wright/ David Wheatley’s poetry and other books... https://www.waterstones.com/author/david-wheatley/45754 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E3 · Mon, May 01, 2023
S3 Ep3: ChatGPT, Kasim Ali and Orcs
This time out, we talk about Andy Stanton working with AI on his next book - and discuss whether that's a bit naughty of him or not. We also take a look at some work-in-progress that listener AB Finlayson was kind enough to share with us. And sandwiched between all that quality content, is a rather lovely interview with author (and self-confessed writing addict) Kasim Ali. Here's some links for ya... https://www.juskasim.com/ https://www.thebookseller.com/rights/oneworld-signs-stantons-chatgpt-inspired-adult-debut https://abfinlayson.com/ BUY ONE OF HIS BOOKS RIGHT NOW, PLEASE AND THANK YOU. https://www.amazon.co.uk/A.B.-Finlayson/e/B08SHPR11G%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E2 · Mon, April 17, 2023
S3 Ep2: Stuart Turton
Hello again! This week we're having a chat with Stuart Turton, author of "The Seven Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle" and "The Devil and the Dark Water". We also try to give some worthwhile feedback on work that one of our listeners has kindly sent in to us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 E1 · Mon, April 10, 2023
S3 Ep1: Elaborating on collaborating
Just a little episode, to say "Welcome to season 3". This week join Jon and Tom to have a chat about what it was like to (try and) work together on our Poker Night project. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E31 · Mon, April 03, 2023
S2 Ep31: Finally... we pitch Poker Night
Are you ready for a BRAND NEW SEASON of the Failing Writers Podcast? Of course you are!! Well... you'll need to wait a bit longer. We've got to finish the end of Season 2 first. We promised that we would write a sitcom and pitch it to a TV big-wig, and (rather surprisingly) that's exactly what we've done. Enjoy!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E30 · Mon, November 14, 2022
S2 Ep30: End of season-ish
Some will be sad. Some may be happy for what has been. Many will call it an “end of an error”. Well, you know what, they might all be right. This week we share some of our old writing from years ago, as we bring season two to an end… ish. We say “ish”, because we promise to be back soon for a one-off special, in which we’ll be pitching our Poker Night comedy project to a TV exec. But until then, goodbye and thanks for listening! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E29 · Mon, November 07, 2022
S2 Ep29: Lucy Porter interview
Comedy star Lucy Porter joins us this week, to have a good old natter about comedy, quiz shows and cephaloporn. Plus she throws a few shiny pearls of wisdom in along the way too. Fancy seeing Lucy on tour? https://www.lucyporter.co.uk/gigs/ Fancy seeing Lucy in an embarrassing ad? Digital Cell Phones TV Commercial 2000 youtu.be Any other links we need??? I don't know. Should we delete this bit? Yes, probably. On it... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E28 · Mon, October 31, 2022
S2 Ep28: Halloween and Sunyi Dean
A little bit of a spooky special this week, as we reveal the winner of our Trick or Tweet Halloween writing competition and we welcome author of The Book Eaters, Sunyi Dean, on the show. We have a lovely chat with Sunyi about her writing, vampires, the world of publishing and few other things too. Check out Sunyi's great blog here - https://sunyidean.com/ Buy Sunyi’s excellent debut novel here: https://uk.bookshop.org/books/the-book-eaters/9780008479442 Sunyi’s inspiration for her blog: https://www.kameronhurley.com Sunyi's recommendation for writing emotional connection: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Emotional-Craft-Fiction-Beneath-Surface/dp/1440348375 Get yourself in a write panic, right here - https://www.squibler.io/dangerous-writing-prompt-app/ - Check out our twitter for all the Halloween stories - https://twitter.com/failingwriters/status/1581891373933830145 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E27 · Sun, October 23, 2022
S2 Ep27: Talking Pitching with TV Exec Saskia Schuster
This week we're after some tips and tricks to help us when we pitch our Poker Night idea. So, we've asked Sakia Schuster to come on. She's worked for loads of TV companies over the years, and is now Head of Scripted at Fullwell 73 Productions. It's fair to say that she knows her onions. And we're going to take some of those onions, and unwrap them... hoping that they don't make us cry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E26 · Sun, October 16, 2022
S2 Ep26: The Episode That Was Never Meant To Be
Well, we weren't actually going to do an episode this week. What with our various domestic dramas and general time shortages, we thought our time would be better focussed on doing more work on our Poker Night project. So that's what we did... until we had an idea, that we just had to share. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E25 · Sun, October 09, 2022
S2 Ep25: National Poetry Day 2022
We celebrate National Poetry Day with some “free writing”, as we go for a little paddle in the stream of consciousness. Four minutes of furious writing which we are brave stupid enough to share with the class. We also take the opportunity to share one last favourite from our love story competition. And here's a link to our lovely special guest's lovely book https://www.waterstones.com/book/where-theres-muck-theres-bras/kate-fox/9780008472894 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E24 · Sun, October 02, 2022
S2 Ep24: We have a winner!
Our love story flash fiction competition (in association with the delightful folk at Scrivener) comes to a thrilling finale as we announce the two runners up, each winning a copy of the fantastic Scrivener software - AND our £300 first prize, gold medal, top of the class, cream of the crop, tippity of the toppoty, overall winner - as chosen by our lovely guest judge; comedian, and author of the Breakup Monologues, Rosie Wilby! Enjoy!! Check out our supreme courting judge’s book here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Breakup-Monologues-Unexpected-Joy-Heartbreak/dp/1472982304 And her fabulous podcast right here: http://podfollow.com/breakupmonologues Get your hands on probably the bestest writing software EVER! And get 20% OFF with the code FAILING https://www.literatureandlatte.com Oh, and many thanks to our lovely voice actors - The inimitable Alex Hall and of course Katie Rand. http://www.alexhallvoice.com https://randmade.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E23 · Sun, September 25, 2022
S2 Ep23: Quite a long longlist
Have you entered our Love story flash fiction competition? Well, we're announcing the winner next week, but this week we're giving you a sneek peak of some of the entries for which we've fallen head over heels. They might go on to win or we may read others that we like more as we digest our way through the mountain of entries. Either way, we just thought that these were too good not to share. So, are you sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin... And a link to Scrivener (get 20% off by using the code FAILING) https://www.literatureandlatte.com/store/scrivener?tab=macOS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E22 · Sun, September 18, 2022
S2 Ep22: An enthricing chat about not much
This week, a guest we're expecting doesn't show up... and we've got no other time to record the show. So, we just have to go with it, put our big boy pants on and deliver some high quality, unscripted content. You can probably guess how that went. Or maybe you can't, and you're still going to listen. Which we thank you for. Loads of great writing comps at https://www.globesoup.net/ And a link to Scrivener (get 20% off by using the code FAILING) https://www.literatureandlatte.com/store/scrivener?tab=macOS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E21 · Sun, September 11, 2022
S2 Ep21: Talking with Evan S Smith
We thought it was time we got a bit of expert advice from a professor of sitcomology, to help us progress our Poker Night project (which we've been regretting making the focus of this season for some time now). So who better to get than the bloke who is the author of the book Writing Television Sitcoms, Prof Evan S Smith? And, there's only one week left of our writing competition!! So, hurry up and get your entry in to failingwriterspodcast@gmail.com for your chance to win £300, thanks to our friends at Scrivener! The beat sheet article Evan talked about - https://scriptmag.com/features/comedy-writing-every-script-deserves-good-beating Evan's book - https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/304655/writing-television-sitcoms-by-evan-s-smith/ www.literatureandlatte.com - get 20% off Scrivener using the code FAILING Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E20 · Sun, September 04, 2022
S2 Ep20: Developing Characters
Having trouble developing your characters in your writing? Well, we are too. Thankfully though, Jon has had a clever little idea that we explore in this episode. Will it be helpful? Who knows. Will it be worth an hour of your valuable time? Probably not. But you're going to listen anyway, aren't you? Admit it, you're a little bit addicted to the Failing Writers Podcast. Go on... one more listen won't do you any harm will it? You could quit whenever you want. Course you could. Find our most favouritist writing software, Scrivener, right here - www.literatureandlatte.com (and remember "FAILING" will get you 20% off!) See if you have a personality here - https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E19 · Sun, August 28, 2022
S2 Ep19: On the other Rand (plus the competition entry details!)
Looking for all the info on how to enter our £300 competition, brought to you in association with Scrivener? Well, you’ll find it right here - along with a tale of two Rands. Our very own Jon Rand and American playwright Jon Rand. Two completely different people… or are they?? Find the other Jon Rand here https://jonathanrand.com/ And a link to Scrivener (get 20% off by using the code FAILING) https://www.literatureandlatte.com/store/scrivener?tab=macOS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E18 · Sun, August 21, 2022
S2 Ep18: Benjamin Stevenson - AND ANOTHER BIG COMPETITION!!
Interviewees. Every podcast needs good interviewees. And with a little understanding, you can find the perfect chap - that's when good interviewees, become good craic. This week we talk to Aussie comedian and novelist, Benjamin Stevenson. Talking about his fantastic new book, "Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone (spoiler alert - everyone from the family in the book has probably killed someone), getting optioned by HBO and we also talk about his even better unpublished work "Not Expecting Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom". Plus, there's details of our upcoming writing comp, where you can win hundreds of pounds!!! Here's a link to Benjamin's book - https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/452671/everyone-in-my-family-has-killed-someone-by-stevenson-benjamin/9780241594933 And a link to Scrivener (get 20% off by using the code FAILING) https://www.literatureandlatte.com/store/scrivener?tab=macOS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E17 · Sun, July 24, 2022
S2 Ep17: Janice Horton - The Backpacking Housewife
As well as having a lovely, lovely chat with Janice about her romantic fiction work, we also subject her to our own "love" stories. She's kind enough to offer her thoughts and feedback on all three of of our stories, as (unsurprisingly!) we push back the boundaries of romantic fiction to breaking point. https://thebackpackinghousewife.com/ https://romanticnovelistsassociation.org/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E16 · Sun, July 17, 2022
S2 Ep16: David Quantick interview
This week we are honoured to welcome Emmy award winning writer David Quantick. We talk window goats, having big ideas, getting the sack and chat to David about the reams and reams of amazing work he's done. It's fair to say we think this episode is Quanticky AND quality. LINKS https://davidquantick.com/ The first EVER internet sitcom "The Junkies" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFOayYFu7Fs That Star Wars bit from "The Thick Of It" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-pnGFbwMQ New novel "Ricky's Hand" - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Rickys-Hand-David-Quantick-ebook/dp/B09DV2CVCB “How to Write Everything” https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Write-Everything-David-Quantick/dp/1783191031 “All My Colours”, David's novel about a failing writer: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41840158-all-my-colors Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E15 · Sun, July 10, 2022
S2 Ep15: The last word on bad writing
This week we unironically appoint ourselves as judge Judy and executioner when it comes to deciding what constitutes "good" and "bad" writing. We wade, like treaclenauts through the metaphorical linguistic molasses, to address profligate supererogatory expatiated prose as well as the down right boring and clunky – in a quest to get to the bottom of the question; “So, what exactly makes bad writing bad?” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E14 · Sun, July 03, 2022
S2 Ep14: Dave's Spooky War Book
It's finally Dave's turn to lay bare his work for the other Failing Writers to critique. Will he be happy with the advice he receives? Will Jon and Tom enjoy his work? Will Dave just have a tantrum and decide to quit writing for ever? Well, we’re not going to tell you in the show notes are we?! You’re gonna have to go and have a listen! Plus, we also have flash-fiction-meister Tim Craig back on to have a chat about his debut book (link below if you fancy buying it). BUY TIM'S BOOK HERE!!! https://bookshop.adhocfiction.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=65&products_id=235 And we gave a nudge to Anuj who very kindly added us to his Feedspot.com list of writing podcasts. Nice one Anuj. https://blog.feedspot.com/writing_podcasts/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E13 · Sun, June 26, 2022
S2 Ep13: The Freshly Award Winning Screenwriter Paul Quinn
This week we're joined by a lovely chap by the name of Paul Quinn. He's just won a rather interesting "Best Unproduced Screenplay" award for his script, Pushing Daisy. So, we have a chat with him about where he's been on his writing journey so far and where he hopes it might take him in the future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E12 · Sun, June 19, 2022
S2 Ep12: Julia Roberts. No, not that one.
Writers... erm... thingy. Does it... erm... errrrrr... y'know, is it a wotist. A thingy-majig. Or not? We answer these perfectly formed questions and many, many, many, many* others in this week's thrilling installment of The Failing Writer's Blockcast. *we probably only answer about two other questions if we're honest - but let's not pretend you thought otherwise. https://www.decodingcreativity.com/ Write Without the Fight: Master Your Creative Process to Write with Ease & Satisfaction - preview: https://amzn.to/3bmjzBb Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E11 · Sun, June 12, 2022
S2 Ep11: Talking with Joanna Penn
This week we have a chat with Joanna Penn - author, podcaster, entrepreneur - and she shares her views on the business side of writing and being a successful author. Really interesting stuff! https://www.thecreativepenn.com Let us know what you think of this AI voicing stuff https://deepzen.io/ -- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E10 · Sun, June 05, 2022
S2 Ep10: Cards on the table about Poker Night (and a mystery guest)
This week we acknowledge that maybe our group writing project isn’t exactly racing ahead (surprise, surprise!) and try to actually get things moving on our stalling Poker Night sitcom. Plus we also have nice little guessing game, as Jon introduces a mystery guest. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Started-Swipe-Shelly-Smith/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E9 · Sun, May 29, 2022
S2 Ep9: A critical review of Jon's Tree story
This week it's Jon's turn to open himself up to some honest feedback from the other Failing Writers - and also, somewhat bravely, from an unfailing writer too. Will Jon just want us to leaf him alone? Will his story take root in our imaginations? Will Dave and Tom's critique sap Jon's enthusiasm or is their bark worse than their bite? (Will anyone read this far or will they give up due to all the awful tree puns?) Find out, in this week's exciting instalment of... The Failing Writers Podcast!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E8 · Sun, May 22, 2022
S2 Ep8: Nels Abbey, author of Think Like a White Man
This week we talk to Nels Abbey, author of Think Like a White Man, and mostly cover all the same old subjects really. You know; stripper politics, Jim Davidson, Didcot Parkway and how to solve racism worldwide. (We also definitely don't give a plug to the release of the paperback verison of Chris Palling's A Very Nice Rejection Letter either). https://twitter.com/nelsabbey And if you want your very own copy of his wonderful book, to love and cherish and keep forever, you can... https://www.amazon.co.uk/Think-Like-White-Boulé-Whytelaw/dp/1786894343 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E7 · Sun, May 15, 2022
S2 Ep7: Constrictive Criticism
So the time has come for Tom to get some honest feedback from Jon and Dave, as he bravely submits his silly little sales book for appraisal from his fellow podcast hosts. Take a listen to find out what they thought of it, what Tom thought of what they thought of it, and what they thought of what Tom thought of what they thought of it. And if you're brave enough to make it through to the end, there's a lovely little surprise for all you tree lovers out there...... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E6 · Sun, May 08, 2022
S2 Ep6: Interview with Will Storr, author of The Science of Storytelling
We have a fantastic, illuminating and thought provoking chat with Will Storr this week. Delving into the human psyche and our fundamental core need for storytelling and narrative. Plus we continue to progress with our joint writing project for the season and Tom gets persuaded to share his work with Jon and Dave so they can offer "constructive criticism" next week. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Storr https://twitter.com/wstorr https://www.thescienceofstorytelling.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E5 · Sun, May 01, 2022
S2 Ep5: Talking Sitcomedydramas
In preparation for finally actually, maybe, starting to possibly begin to put pen to paper on our TV comedy pitch - this week we have a chat about our favourite (and less favourite) sitcoms and comedy dramas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E4 · Sun, April 24, 2022
S2 Ep4: Emma Kennedy
This week we welcome author, comedy writer, performer (and all round massively talented) Emma Kennedy on to the podcast. We find out about her writing, she throws a few home truths our way and she gives us some good old fashioned advice as we start out on our Season 2 quest to write a sitcom comedy drama. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Kennedy https://twitter.com/EmmaKennedy https://www.waterstones.com/book/letters-from-brenda/emma-kennedy/9781529371970 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E3 · Sun, April 17, 2022
S2 Ep3: Writing Competitions
In this episode we discuss writing competitions. And linked into that, we talk with a few people involved with The David Nobbs Memorial Trust - a bursary scheme that Dave entered recently (spoiler alert... he didn't win, but we speak to the person that did, Zoe Tomalin). We also have a delightful chat with trustee Margaret Cabourn-Smith, to find out more about the trust and its aims. David Nobbs Bursary Website: https://www.davidnobbsmemorialtrust.org.uk Writers HQ website - for writing competition listings: https://writershq.co.uk/writing-resources/writing-competitions-and-submission-opportunities/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E2 · Sun, April 10, 2022
S2 Ep2: An interview with Jeremy Dyson
We're honoured to have one of our favourite writers on the podcast this week - as we welcome Jeremy Dyson. He shares some fantastic tips and a fair few 24-carrat-knowledge-nuggets with us too. So, sit back... relax... and soak it all up. League of Gentlemen: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/detail/B00ET0LXIU/ref=atv_dp_season_select_s1 Funland: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Funland-William-Windom/dp/B07C45J6YK The Cranes That Build the Cranes https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6738208-the-cranes-that-build-the-cranes Ramsey Campbell ghost stories: https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/32463.Dark_Companions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 E1 · Sun, April 03, 2022
S2 Ep1: We're back! Welcome to Season 2
Big ideas, rude t-shirt slogans, misplaced confidence and our infallible master-plan – The Failing Writers return for season 2 of their potentially award winning podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Trailer · Wed, March 23, 2022
S2: Here we go again!
So, we're back! And this time we're having a BIG idea. (Hopefully. At some point. Maybe. If we get round to it). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E37 · Sat, January 01, 2022
S1 Ep37: End of season spectacular (pt2)
Some people are on the podcast* - they think season one's all over... it is now!! *(those people would be Adrian Poynton, Caimh McDonnell, OMJ Ryan, Andy Stanton, Beth Chalmers and Simon Griffin - to whom we offer our thanks for dropping back in to have a catch up with us). Thank you to everyone who has listened to, supported and championed the podcast in our first season. We've had a great time putting it together and can't wait to bring you more thoroughly average chit-chat and moderately interesting happenings in March! Happy new year!! Music by Dano Songs (and Jon & Tom & Dave) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E36 · Mon, December 27, 2021
S1 Ep36: The End of Season SPECTACULAR (pt1)
The end is nigh. The first part of our two part End of Season Spectacular sees us catch up with some of the guests that have helped make The Failing Writers Podcast one of the best (and as yet, pretty much undiscovered) podcasts of the year in the whole wide world. We have a quick catch up with poet Kate Fox, novelist Chris Paling, comedian and author Rosie Wilby, fabulous flash fictioner Tim Craig, children's author Adam Bushnell and international spy Tim Glister. Music by Dano songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E35 · Mon, December 20, 2021
S1 Ep35: The Failing Writer's Christmas Special Spectacular!
Wrap yourself in tinsel, stuff 12 pigs in blankets in your mouth and get yourself comfortable to listen to this festive treat. In this seasonal spectacular, we proudly present the Failing Writers Podcast Panto (ohhhh yes we do!) and also a journey back through our first season, via some of our favourite songs from the series, in our top ten silly little ditty countdown (with a mystery celebrity DJ presenter!) Enjoy... and MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Music by Dano Songs (And Jon and Tom and Dave) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E34 · Mon, December 13, 2021
S1 Ep34: Sally Wainwright
Sally Wainwright OBE joins us on the show this week! What do you ask a multiple BAFTA award winning screenwriter with an impressive string of hit TV series to her name; like Happy Valley, Last Tango in Halifax and At Home With The Braithwaites? Oh really? You’d have asked her that? OK… OK… So... nothing about her bus driving career and her favourite crisps? You sure? Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E33 · Mon, December 06, 2021
S1 Ep33: Our 250 word NYC midnight flash fiction challenge
Undaunted by our ignominious failure in the previous NYC midnight flash fiction competition, we once again put ourselves through the short story wringer and present our writing for all to see and to praise/laugh at/mock/experience as an epiphanical life changing moment (delete as appropriate). And as well as giving our honest, frank and uncompromising feedback on each other’s 250 word "masterpieces", we also wrap up our NaNoWriMo adventure and review some writing software while we’re at it. Find out more about NaNoWriMo here... https://nanowrimo.org/ Scrivener here... https://www.literatureandlatte.com/scrivener/overview And the HG Wells story that Jon blatantly ripped off is here... https://www.gutenberg.org/files/23218/23218-h/23218-h.htm Music by Dano songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E32 · Mon, November 29, 2021
S1 Ep32: Lets' talk about using f*$%ing apostrophe's correctly with Simon Griffin
So, this week its' time to have a little chittertychat with Mr Simon Griffin, author of F*$%ing Apostrophes'. We talk about review's and how Simon pretty much almost became an author by accident! Enjoy's! Find Simon's lovely book here https://iconbooks.com/ib-title/fucking-apostrophes/ And, now Jon's little feature is finally off and running, you can find David Lucas' book here https://www.amazon.co.uk/Uprooted-Vietnamese-Familys-Journey-1935-1975-ebook/dp/B019DIW1DS Music by Dano songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E31 · Mon, November 22, 2021
S1 Ep31: The greatest day of Jon's life - an interview with Andy Stanton
We're pretty lucky that Jon's writing hero responded to his somewhat serial killer-esque letter of invitation in the affirmative, rather than pursuing it further through legal channels. But all's well that ends well! We had a proper funty time with Andy, his chair and loads of really good insights into "the craft". (Fortunately we managed to keep Jon from embarrassing himself and letting it slip that he's actually got an Andy Stanton shrine in his downstairs loo... oh, and that he nearly called one of his kids Jammy Grammy Lammy F'Huppa F'Huppa Berlin Stereo Eo Eo Lebb C'Yepp Nermonica Le Straypek De Grespin De Crespin De Spespin De Vespin De Whoop De Loop De Brunkle Merry Christmas Lenoir). Find the wonderful world of Mr Gum here http://www.mrgum.co.uk/ See Jon's...um...not at all creepy letter to Andy here https://www.failingwriterspodcast.com/blog/why-jon-wanted-andy-stanton-on-the-show-so-bad/ Music by Dano songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E30 · Mon, November 15, 2021
S1 Ep30: An interview with Tim Glister - author of "Red Corona"
We talk to Tim Glister, who is definitely not a spy. And he tells us about when he REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED at Cambridge Analytica, as well as the time he REDACTED . But what's probably most interesting is the REDACTED REDACTED and the REDACTED , with an ostrich feather umbrella. Find out more (or at least as much as one can for such a secretive character) here https://www.timglister.com/ And buy his fabulous new book right here https://bit.ly/30aJaY1 Music by Dano songs (and Jon) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E29 · Mon, November 08, 2021
S1 Ep29: Poetic Judgement (with the right honourable Kate Fox presiding)
We invite poet Kate Fox back on the podcast to critique our work and help us improve our poetry. Which Failing Writer will come out on top? Find out in this week's exiting episode. (That's not a typo. After listening to our poems, you'll be pretty keen to leave). Enjoy dearest listener, enjoy! If you're joining in with NANOWRIMO (or doing any writing at all) here's that handy little tool to stop you wasting time selecting character names. https://www.name-generator.org.uk/ Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E28 · Sun, October 31, 2021
S1 Ep28: And the winner is…
Congratulations to the winner of our Halloween Flash Fiction competition! What? You don’t know who that is? Well, sounds like you need to get your old flappy head trumpets round this episode doesn’t it? Enjoy! Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E27 · Sun, October 24, 2021
S1 Ep27: Children's Author Adam Bushnell
Crazy kids names, rejection, tortoises - that's what writing for children and inspiring them to develop a passion for reading and writing is all about. We catch up with children's author Adam Bushnell to find out a bit more about writing for kids, teaching teachers and... well, look, we're not just going to tell you everything that's in this episode, are we? You'll have to listen to it. http://www.adambushnell.co.uk/ https://www.wigtownbookfestival.com/ Tips for watching Jon perform Shakespeare - https://academyoffencingmasters.com/blog/fencing-with-glasses/ Diary of a bookseller - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGFljyfORi8 Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E26 · Sun, October 17, 2021
S1 Ep26: The Brainstorm Ideagasm
Thinking. It's hard. And this week we prove it. Join us at the start of a journey of creation. Like the big bang... but probably significantly smaller in terms of impact on the universe. And before you listen, try to guess which Sunday evening TV classic that we decide would be better equestrianised. Music by Dano songs...and Jon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E25 · Sun, October 10, 2021
S1 Ep25: Interview with writer and illustrator Jason Cockcroft... and our own amazing artwork
We welcome super talented (and all round super nice chap) writer and illustrator Jason Cockcroft on to the podcast to talk about his latest book, We Were Wolves. And, not to be outdone by Jason's fancy pen work, we try and draw a cow. Jason's artwork - https://www.thelittleyellowbird.co.uk/ We Were Wolves book - https://www.waterstones.com/book/we-were-wolves/jason-cockcroft/jason-cockcroft/9781839130571 Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E24 · Sun, October 03, 2021
S1 Ep24: Halloween flash fiction contest - plus Tim Craig's tip-top top tips
It's here and we want you to be part of it! Our £100 Halloween flash fiction contest is now open! Just listen to this episode to get your ears round the phrase you need to include in your entry... and get writing! Plus, we've got fantastic flash fictioner Tim Craig on to give us all a few top tips on how to write great micro fiction stories. Enjoy! Find out more about our guest here https://twitter.com/timkcraig More short form top tips from this fella (not to be confused with the other Gaffney) https://www.davidgaffney.org/ Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E23 · Sun, September 26, 2021
S1 Ep23: Rosie Wilby, a writer's room zoom AND A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
This week we've got a big announcement, a great interview with Rosie Wilby, author of The Breakup Monologues, and there's also a rather sizeable announcement. Oh, did I mention we're announcing something? That's in there too. Find out more about our fabulous guest here https://www.rosiewilby.com/ You can get her even fabulouser new book here https://www.amazon.co.uk/Breakup-Monologues-Unexpected-Joy-Heartbreak/dp/1472982304 And listen to her ridiculously fabulous (though not quite as fabulous as ours) podcast here https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-breakup-monologues-with-rosie-wilby/id1310409996 Have a go at writing for an hour with the, um, writers hour https://writershour.com/ And finally, get all the details of our BIG ANNOUNCEMENT here https://www.failingwriterspodcast.com/blog/ Music by Dano songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E22 · Sun, September 19, 2021
S1 Ep22: A (not so) mystery guest special!
This week we yet again prove we couldn't arrange an over consumption of alcoholic beverages in a place that makes alcoholic beverages, and we do it in the company of a special mystery guest who's primed and ready to give us some honest feedback on some previous writing we've done. It's all very exciting. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Deadly-Caller-gripping-thriller-Detective/dp/B09F1CZTKS/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E21 · Sun, September 12, 2021
S1 Ep21: Talking to best-selling Gillian McAllister!
Another great guest this week, in the form of Gillian McAllister. Sunday Times best-selling author, with the TV royalty seal of approval from Richard and Judy, she chats about her journey, her work and the philosophical musings of Taylor Swift. Read all about Gilly here https://gillianmcallister.com/ Buy her latest smash hit best seller here https://www.amazon.co.uk/That-Night-gripping-psychological-thriller/dp/1405942444/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= See her on the Richard & Judy Book Club here https://www.richardandjudy.co.uk/ And listen to her on The Honest Authors Podcast here https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-honest-authors-podcast/id1194154338 Music by Dano songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E20 · Sun, September 05, 2021
S1 Ep20: Save the f%@#!ng cat
In this week's bl**dy episode, Jon reviews the mega-f***ing-successful screen-writing guide "Save the cat" - and then we have a motherf***ing chat about swearing. Listener discretion is f***ing well advised. https://savethecat.com/ https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/aug/20/bloody-loses-its-place-atop-swearing-lexicon-as-british-use-of-expletives-falls Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E19 · Sun, August 29, 2021
S1 Ep19: Talking TV, comedy and California with Adrian Poynton
Well, despite somehow failing to record the first 30 minutes of the interview, we still manage to have a rather interesting chat with TV comedy scriptwriter Adrian Poynton about his work and his adventures in the world of American TV in Los Angeles. Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E18 · Sun, August 22, 2021
S1 Ep18: Whingefest '21
After entering a micro-fiction contest Tom, Jon and Dave rather maturely consider the judge's feedback, and deal with it in a level-headed and sensible fashion. Kind of. Apart from the stupid bits where the stupid judges stupidly got their stupid facts wrong. Welcome to Whingefest '21! Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E17 · Sun, August 15, 2021
S1 Ep17: Let's do it LIVE!
Some people thought it couldn't be done... they were wrong. Some said no-one would be daft enough to turn up... they were wrong too!! And some people said we wouldn't be able to create the greatest story EVER with nothing more than our wits and a willing audience. They were mostly possibly right, but it didn't stop us having a right old load of fun trying. Enjoy!! Music by Dan-o Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E16 · Sun, August 08, 2021
S1 Ep16: Hidden Tools of Comedy review & Chris Paling interview
It's a half and half treat this week! Half book review ("The Hidden Tools of Comedy" by Steve Kaplan) and half interview - a lovely natter with novelist, and writer of "A Very Nice Rejection Letter", Chris Paling. In addition to this we obviously also briefly discuss Lion dressage. https://www.chrispaling.com/ https://www.kaplancomedy.com/product/book/ Music by Dan-o Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E15 · Sun, August 01, 2021
S1 Ep15: The Little Pod of Horrors!
Ouhhhhhhh... it's a spooooooky horror episode! This week we present back our short horror stories. Then we try and teach Dave how to give something marks out of ten. (We have no idea if we did a good job of that. I mean, he gave us an 7/10... but who knows). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E14 · Sun, July 25, 2021
S1 Ep14: "In one eye and out the other" with stand-up poet, Kate Fox
This week we're joined by the superb Kate Fox, poet extraordinaire. Kate shows us around the secret world of poetry, enjoys Dave's catchphrase (I mean, what right thinking individual wouldn't?!) and she definitely doesn't violently drown someone shortly after chatting with us. Plus, Kate reveals which famous comedy favourite she inspired to get on stage and tell some gags. https://katefoxwriter.wordpress.com/ Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E13 · Sun, July 18, 2021
S1 Ep13: A chat with CJ Tudor
This week, we talk to brilliant thriller-mystery-horror writer C.J. Tudor. Topics covered: Dog walking, the 1980s and what it's like when one of the biggest authors in the world decides to say something rather nice about your book. Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E12 · Sun, July 11, 2021
S1 Ep12: Rejections
This week (as the more astute of you may have gathered from the title of this episode) we talk about rejections – including a surprise for Tom and Jon that Dave has been keeping up his sleeve for over a decade! Plus there's an exciting announcement about our first live show. Enjoy! Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E11 · Sun, July 04, 2021
S1 Ep11: I can't believe it's Caimh! (That rhymes by the way!?)
This week we talk to multi-talented writer Caimh McDonnell about hecklers, dogs and successful self publishing. And we witness a huge moment in the history of podcasting; the release of Dave's brand new catchphrase! https://whitehairedirishman.com/podcast/ https://whitehairedirishman.com/caimhs_books/ https://davidgaughran.com/ Gary Delaney - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qja1VIOBVcs Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E10 · Sun, June 27, 2021
S1 Ep10: Logs, trees and beats
What's a log line? How are they useful? How should you do them? These are all questions we really should have considered before recording a podcast about them. But as you'll hear, we get through it ok and actually find it really useful in the end. Plus, look out for an exclusive "arboreal narrative" reveal from Jon and the real highlight of the whole episode; Dave trying to be cool by making sounds like he's about to swallow a wasp. Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E9 · Sun, June 20, 2021
S1 Ep9: A nice chat with Beth Chalmers
We thoroughly enjoy a lovely chinwag with Beth Chalmers this week. She's a hugely successful writer with sketch shows, dramas, programmes like Horrible Histories and much, much more to her name. We talk about what goes on behind the scenes, the pitching process and eventually we manage to squeeze some top tips out of her too. Enjoy!! Beth's current TV series "Mystic" (co-written with long time collaborator Amy Shindler) is currently on the iplayer https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/m000kxr2/mystic Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E8 · Sun, June 13, 2021
S1 Ep8: From first pages to review rages
In this week's audio smorgasbord (let's call it a smaudiosbord), inspired by our chat with OMJ Ryan in episode 7, we present back our first pages of our best-selling crime novels and then we have a bit of a natter about reviews - whether they're good, bad... or should just be blummin' ignored. We also find out about the time that Jon got blacklisted from the local writer's group and shortly after that, Dave unsuccessfully tries to find a book for 15 seconds. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outliers_(book) Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E7 · Sun, June 06, 2021
S1 Ep7: OMG it's OMJ Ryan
This week we talk to crime fiction author OMJ Ryan and we find out the answer to questions like; What happens when you quit your job to become an author? What do you call a competition where you have to dig up hidden snooker balls? And, what happens when you give a critical review of a book written by the person you're currently interviewing, which you thought was anonymous but it turns out it wasn't?! Awkward! (But also hilarious). Oh, and DON'T MENTION COATS. https://www.omjryan.com/blog-avenue https://www.amazon.co.uk/OMJ-Ryan/e/B07RSZS4BP/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coats_in_detective_fiction Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E6 · Sun, May 30, 2021
S1 Ep6: Robot Writers
This time out, we talk about our "work in progress" and then touch upon important issues such as houmous on nipples, one of us being a better director than George Lucas and take the challenge to see if we can tell the difference between things written by us or by a super smart AI computer. Thanks for listening. Links from the show... Make your own pretend person. Maybe print it out and frame it, pop it on your desk and pretend you've got a friend! https://thispersondoesnotexist.com Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E5 · Sun, May 23, 2021
S1 Ep5: Ideas about ideas!
Due to recent events we’ve had to swap our episodes around a bit. So this week we’re using our experience as advertising creatives to discuss creativity and where ideas come from. Then we take a long hard look into the future and begrudgingly welcome the unstoppable rise of our, soon to become, robot overlords Useful links TED talk on creativity - https://www.ted.com/talks/tim_harford_a_powerful_way_to_unleash_your_natural_creativity The Creative Penn Podcast. (12th Feb) episode https://www.thecreativepenn.com/2021/02/12/the-artist-in-the-machine/ Tom Scott’s YouTube AI generated episode https://youtu.be/TfVYxnhuEdU 'Sunspring' short Sci-fi film: https://youtu.be/LY7x2Ihqjmc Write your own story/get AI to write one for you here shortlyAI.com Music by Dano Songs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E4 · Sun, May 16, 2021
S1 Ep4: Aural Sex
Well, here it is. The episode literally no-one has been waiting for. Packed to the brim with smut and naughtiness, with a few rib-ticklers thrown in for your enhanced pleasure. Plus some very high quality chat about our worst jobs ever. Enjoy! (Well, try to enjoy it... or just lie back and think of England, it's up to you). Music by DanoSongs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E3 · Sun, May 09, 2021
S1 Ep3: Erotica's a hard one
This week we have a good old fashioned chin-wag about our ongoing writing projects – including a unique take on the murder mystery genre and a truly amazing idea for a play. Then we seamlessly segue into talking about the time Dave and Tom met a Hollywood big-wig... and probably slightly embarrassed themselves. Oh, and we make foolish promises that will no doubt come back to haunt us all in Episode 4 next week. Music by DanoSongs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E2 · Sun, May 02, 2021
S1 Ep2: Teenangstasaurus
This episode sees us bravely digging out our embarrassing teenage poetry and sharing it shamelessly with the world. We talk about what writing we're trying to work on at the moment and a few other fantastically interesting bits and bobs as well. Which is nice. Music by DanoSongs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 E1 · Sun, May 02, 2021
S1 Ep1: There's No Hope
In our first ever episode we have a chat about why we started the podcast, we talk about those little things that prevent us from becoming internationally renowned bestselling authors and about how we write. There's a bit more waffle in there too about various bits and bobs... but, y'know, it's our first ever podcast, give us a break. Music by DanoSongs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 Enull · Mon, April 26, 2021
S1: Episode 0 - Introducing failure
Tom, Jon and Dave welcome you to the Failing Writers Podcast. Come on a journey of self-development with us as we attempt to transform ourselves, and maybe even you, from failures to nailing it-ers. Listen to this first to find out what it's all about. Music by DanoSongs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Failing Writers Podcast

S5 Ep3: Lyrical Waxings With Paul Armfield

S5 Ep2: C.J. Tudor is back

S5 Ep1: Jennie Godfrey

Anything 4 U - Ep6 - Finished

Anything 4 U - Ep5 - Tipped

Anything 4 U - Ep4 - Swabbed

Anything 4 U - Ep3 - Catered

Anything 4 U - Ep2 - Dumped

Anything 4 U - Ep1 - Stripped

S4 Ep27 A Stroll Down Memory Lane

S4 Ep26 Flash Fiction Competition Runners Up 2024

S4 Ep25 Festive Flash Fiction WINNER

S4 Ep24 The Lost Art Of Letter Writing

S4 Ep23 Resuscitating The Subject of English (pt2)

S4 Ep22 Resuscitating The Subject of English (pt1)

S4 Ep21: Henry Normal & Performing Poetry

S4 Ep 20: The Failing Writers Festive Flash Fiction Competition

S4 Ep19: Ergodic Fiction

S4 Ep18: What do we think of writing retreats?

S4 Ep17: A Shortcut To Querying Success

S4 Ep16: Let's put off procrastinating, with Oliver Burkeman

S4 Ep15: How do you know if your writing is good enough?

S4 Ep14: How to become a full-time author... maybe

S4 Ep 13: Tune that name! All about pseudonyms

S4 Ep 12: Mike Gayle

S4 Ep11: Samuel Burr & The Fellowship of Puzzlemakers

S4 Ep10: Does Age Matter? with Aline Dufflocq & Babette Hughes

S4 Ep9: Darren Walsh - He Knows His Punions

S4 Ep8: A tour of Scarfolk, with Richard Littler

S4 Ep7: Robert Popper

S4 Ep6: Improv Your Writing - with Ruth Bratt

S4 Ep5: The Interview That Went A Bit Wrong

S4 Ep4: Writers Unite! with Sarah from Writers' HQ & Debut Novelist Samuel Burr

S4 Ep3: The Full Brontë

S4 Ep2: Jessica Bull - Miss Austen Investigates

S4 Ep1: Danny Wallace

S3 Ep27: Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas (pt2)

S3 Ep26: Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas (pt1)

S3 Ep25: Alec Worley: Fantasy, Sci-fi, Horror & Comics.

S3 Ep24: Word Games: The League of the Lexicon

S3 Ep23: The Runners Up

S3 Ep22: Nanowrimo Special: How NOT to write a novel with Howard Mittelmark

S3 Ep21: Writing Ghost Stories: with Stephen Volk & Ciaran O'Keeffe

S3 Ep20: How to write a book using ChatGPT - Andy Stanton

S3 Ep19: 2023 Flash Fiction Competition Winners!

S3 Ep18: The Bookshop Episode

S3 Ep17: A Simon Armitage, Stanza Stone Special. For National Poetry Day 2023

S3 Ep16: Oliver Mol - Train Lord

S3 Ep15: Emma Healey

S3 Ep14: £500 flash fiction contest - entry details!

S3 Ep13: A chat with Patrick Ness

S3 Ep12: Where does the word etymology come from?

S3 Ep11: Storytime!

S3 Ep10: Crime Writing with Mark Billingham

S3 Ep9: Jack Meggitt-Phillips

S3 Ep8: A (Joanna) Frank Discussion About The World Of Publishing

S3 Ep7: That's it, I quit...

S3 Ep6: Laura Barton Interview

S3 Ep5: There was a podcast about limericks...

S3 Ep4: Ian McMillan

S3 Ep3: ChatGPT, Kasim Ali and Orcs

S3 Ep2: Stuart Turton

S3 Ep1: Elaborating on collaborating

S2 Ep31: Finally... we pitch Poker Night

S2 Ep30: End of season-ish

S2 Ep29: Lucy Porter interview

S2 Ep28: Halloween and Sunyi Dean

S2 Ep27: Talking Pitching with TV Exec Saskia Schuster

S2 Ep26: The Episode That Was Never Meant To Be

S2 Ep25: National Poetry Day 2022

S2 Ep24: We have a winner!

S2 Ep23: Quite a long longlist

S2 Ep22: An enthricing chat about not much

S2 Ep21: Talking with Evan S Smith

S2 Ep20: Developing Characters

S2 Ep19: On the other Rand (plus the competition entry details!)

S2 Ep18: Benjamin Stevenson - AND ANOTHER BIG COMPETITION!!

S2 Ep17: Janice Horton - The Backpacking Housewife

S2 Ep16: David Quantick interview