Mission To Zyxx
An improvised science fiction sitcom following a team of ambassadors as they attempt to establish diplomatic relations with planets in the remote and chaotic Zyxx Quadrant… better known as the "ass end of space."
Bonus · Wed, March 26, 2025
The Paradox
Alden and Seth are here to entertain you during this, the second and final week of the 2025 MaxFunDrive. They play samples of bonus content, reveal an unimaginably Fresh prize that one lucky supporter will receive, and discuss the paradox at the heart of listener support. Please join us in making The Young Old Derf Chronicles: maximumfun.org/join
Bonus · Wed, March 19, 2025
Mission to Fyxx
The debut and finale of the hit podcast Mission to Fyxx, in which cast members of Mission to Zyxx answer listeners' advice questions! Featuring Alden Ford, Seth Lind, Justin Tyler and Moujan Zolfaghari. It's the first of our monthly one-off podcast episodes leading up to the release of the Young Old Derf Chronicles. Support us on Maximum Fun for a chance to suggest ideas for these episodes, get tons of bonus content, and help make our new spinoff prequel a reality! Thanks to freesound.org users Mrthenoronha, pixelprophecy and pnmcarrierailfan for the music and effects.
Trailer · Mon, March 17, 2025
Announcing: The Young Old Derf Chronicles
The crew are here to announce the newest project in the Mission to Zyxx universe: The Young Old Derf Chronicles, coming later this year! Plus, it's the Max Fun Drive! That's no coincidence: We need your support to make this new prequel series happen in true Zyxx fashion. Meaning, ambitious to the point of absurdity. Join us at maximumfun.org/join
Bonus · Thu, November 23, 2023
The Vinyl Records are Here! Come Celebrate with Us!
After a nearly interminable wait, our vinyl soundtrack album is finally finished and will ship out to pre-orderers in the next couple weeks. But first, we want to invite you to celebrate with us in Brooklyn on December 3 for the galaxy's first listen-thru! Come eat drink and sing along with us! Get your tickets here!
Bonus · Thu, June 01, 2023
Live Variety Show June 8 in NYC - Watch From Anywhere!
We're doing another variety show, featuring the cast and guests of Mission to Zyxx! Thursday June 8th in New York, live streamed straight to you WHEREVER YOU ARE. There will be improv, standup, and maybe even some Zyxxy stuff. Alden and Seth are here to tell you more, with an extra special appearance by field reporter Moujan. Plus a clip from our last variety show. GET TICKETS FOR JUNE 8TH.
Bonus · Thu, February 09, 2023
L13: Past Times at Ranguu High [LIVE ft. Ify Nwadiwe]
Just moments after agreeing to rule the galaxy, the crew is sent on … One. More. Mission. Pleck reunites with an old enemy. Bargie sells NFJs. C-53 meets his son?! Recorded LIVE at Sketchfest 2023 in San Francisco. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Justin Ballweheat With special guest Ify Nwadiwe as Benedict Judas Live sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Recorded by Shawn Doyle Edited by Seth Lind Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Additional music by Shane O’Connell Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast A big thank you to everyone at SF Sketchfest for having us! Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
Bonus · Mon, November 14, 2022
Announcement: Upcoming Live Shows!
The crew comes out of hibernation and out of character (!) to announce a couple upcoming live shows! Join us December 3 in NYC for an all-new, non-Zyxx-related improv show, The Shrimp Lovers' Variety Hour , featuring the crew and Zyxx guests doing improv, standup and more. Livestream tickets also available! And if you prefer your Zyxx shows to be a little more Zyxxey, we'll be performing January 20th at SF Sketchfest with a brand-new live episode, just as it should be. More live shows coming up in 2023! Stay tuned. Tickets available at caveat.nyc, sfsketchfest.com, and missiontozyxx.space.
S5 E21 · Fri, September 23, 2022
521: The Ass End [Series Finale]
Nermut gets a promotion. STARRING: Jeremy Bent Winston Noel Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Moujan Zolfaghari Alden Ford Shane O’Connell Featuring special guest Brennan Lee Mulligan Edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Additional music by Shane O’Connell, Brendan Ryan, Eric Gersen and Steven Czajkowski Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Special thanks to: Brendan Regan Erik Braund Ben Lillie Charles Pulliam-Moore Nick Douglas Ira Glass Jesse Thorn, Bikram Chatterji, Stacey Molski, Kira Gowan, Daniel Baruela, and the rest of the Maximum Fun team Our incredible special guests Our amazing live show audiences Our heroic supporters on Patreon and Maximum Fun And you, for listening to the show. Mission to Zyxx has been a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
Bonus · Tue, September 20, 2022
Series Finale Coming Friday!
The wait is over. The series finale of Mission to Zyxx will be released on Friday, September 23, 2022 at 2PM ET. And you're invited to join the crew then for a LIVE LISTEN on youtube.com/missiontozyxx . We'll share some laughs, some tears, and the last orange bee-oh wait they ran out.
Bonus · Wed, August 03, 2022
L12: THE FINALE ... of Cube2Cube [LIVE ft. Special Guests!]
As the crew zooms through hyperspace toward their final showdown on Mufalata Secundus, Bargie and C-53 realize they’ve left something unfinished. Nermut calls the shots. Pleck breaks down. AJ sells sacs and milk. Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn, NY on April 10, 2022. (Stay tuned for the OTHER finale, hitting this feed sometime soon.) Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie [and Justin Ballweheat] Plus many special guests! Live sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
Bonus · Wed, June 29, 2022
A Quick Aside
As we hurtle toward the grand finale of Mission to Zyxx, the seven creators sit down to answer listeners’ burning questions and talk about what the show has meant to us. Will we cry? Will you laugh when we cry? Will you cry WHILE you laugh at us crying? Only one way to find out, and that’s to hit that play button, baby. STARRING Jeremy Bent as Jeremy Bent Alden Ford as Alden Ford Allie Kokesh as Allie Kokesh Seth Lind as Seth Lind Shane O’Connell as Shane O’Connell Moujan Zolfaghari as Moujan Zolfaghari and Winston Noel as AJ
S5 E20 · Tue, June 14, 2022
520: The Whole Mufalata [Series Finale, Part I]
The crew finally arrives at Mufalata Secundus for the showdown of their lives. Just one stop first. The Dars play catch up, and catch. AJ hazards a guess. Bargie gets an invite. STARRING: Jeremy Bent Winston Noel Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Moujan Zolfaghari Alden Ford Shane O’Connell Featuring special guests Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Music Production and additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
Bonus · Thu, May 05, 2022
Maximum Love
Alden here with a little message about the Maximum Fun Drive and a little peek at 520! Support a great network and great shows at maximum fun.org/join .
S5 E19 · Wed, April 06, 2022
519: The Young Man and the S.E.A.
The crew seeks their fortune on the foreboding and watery planet Aquatis. Spleen dresses up. Red Eyed Clort downsizes. Natalie goes all in. STARRING: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Winston Noel as Cameron Allie Kokesh as Spleen Seth Lind as Digby and Pez Moujan Zolfaghari as Red Eyed Clort and the Princess Alden Ford as Natalie, Greedrick Bartlesby III, and Captain Musslewaite Shane O’Connell as the First Mate Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Featuring “Sailing for Kroon (The Captain and Me)” written and performed by Steven Czajkowski, featuring Colin Forhan on guitar and banjo, Liz Hanley on fiddle, Anna Colliton on bodhran, Kevin Crawford on low whistle, and Gregory Grene on accordion. Thanks Steven! Music Production and additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Episode art by the amazing Daniel Matthews of the Backwater Bastards Podcast! For all you Kiarondos out there, this episode is available in full res WAV format on our website!
Bonus · Fri, March 25, 2022
Live Show! Vinyl! Juntawa!
Alden, Moujan and Seth stop by to tell you about three things: First, details about our live (and live streamed!) show on April 10th . Second, an announcement about our VINYL soundtrack release . Not joking! And finally, a sneak peek at .
Bonus · Fri, March 11, 2022
Behind the Muzyxx
Inspired by the great podcast Song Exploder, the crew invites composer Brendan Ryan to unpack his original score for Mission to Zyxx. As we work away on the final episodes of the show, this episode will answer all your burning questions about the music of the Freshest quadrant. How do you “plane” a chord? Which direction does a French horn point? And did Brendan’s high school Band open for Justin Timberlake? There’s only one way to find out, and that’s if you dare to venture behind the muzyxx.
S5 E18 · Mon, February 14, 2022
518: Mr. Sand Van [ft. Zach Cherry]
The crew receives troubling news and is forced to reroute to the planet Trevlakk. AJ fields some questions. Nermut and C-53 get their skitter on. Dar comes clean and gets messy. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Justin Ballweheat With special guest Zach Cherry as 3Pete And featuring Frank Garcia Hejl as Dad Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Additional music by Shane O'Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S5 E17 · Thu, January 20, 2022
517: Old Boy [ft. Hari Kondabolu]
The crew is in for a little surprise when they arrive at… Mufalata Secundus? Bargie undercompensates. Dar drinks the Dramamom. C-53 ranks albums. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Justin Ballweheat With special guest Hari Kondabolu as Pawlr’dd. And featuring Cole Semien-Graef Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S5 E16 · Fri, January 07, 2022
516: Hack to the Suture [ft. Ellena Doe & Riley Soloner]
The crew encounters something unexpected after emerging from hyperspace at Quantaris. Pleck gets a discount code. Bargie’ll have another. AJ orders the combo. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Justin Ballwehat With special guests Ellena Doe as 04K TЯ33 and Riley Soloner as Flix Dunker Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Featuring the following songs from the Free Music Archive via Creative Commons attribution licenses: “Bitcrusher,” “Corvalolum,” “Goa Trolls” and “Benzodiazepines (145bpm slow version)” by Soulbringer “Nip The Slipple” by Jason Shaw Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
Bonus · Thu, December 23, 2021
It's a Wonderful Self
Starring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Moujan Zolfaghari Edited by Alden Ford Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S5 E15 · Thu, December 16, 2021
515: Gary’s Home Companion [ft. Leslie Collins]
The crew seeks out intel from an old friend. Dar makes a drop-off. AJ sees his near future. Pleck gets yoked. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Justin Ballwehat With special guest Leslie Collins as Ms. Janelle Fitzmeyer Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S5 E14 · Sun, November 28, 2021
514: The ‘Lapse of Luxury [ft. Aaron Burdette]
The crew lands unexpectedly on a forest planet after Bargie shares some news. AJ thinks something is up. Pleck and Nermut go down. Dar gets hugs all around. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Aaron Burdette as Chunky Tubbins Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S5 E13 · Wed, November 10, 2021
513: Déjà Two [ft. Jonathan Braylock]
The crew gets an unexpected visit from an old… friend? Pleck gets vindicated. Bargie makes five nermos. Nermut gets boxed in. Someone says “shrimp.” Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Justin Ballwheat With special guest Jonathan Braylock as Two Edited by Alden Ford Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S5 E12 · Sun, October 31, 2021
512: A Noob Hope [ft. Justin Tyler and Rachel Wenitsky]
At long last, the crew has reached the Zyxx Quadrant! Certainly everything is fine there. Pleck gets news about his prophecy. Nermut gets recognized. Dar and AJ get glopped. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Scram Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Peck and the Blazing Rochester Winston Noel as AJ and Allergy Eyedrops Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, the Showerhead droid, the Tiny Criminal and Justin Ballwheat Featuring special guests Justin Tyler as Old Derf, Rachel Wenitsky as Marf, and Brennan Lee Mulligan as Kor Balevore Live sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra. Additional original music by Shane O'Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
Bonus · Wed, October 13, 2021
L12: The Host With the Moist [LIVE ft. Jordan Carlos]
The crew receives a dinner party invitation from a very unlikely host. Bargie will always be successful! C-53 drops it like it’s hotdish. AJ just wants a little decency! Dar absorbs very, very friendly fire. What is the sound of Nermut’s one hand clapping? That’s Pleck in the corner. This throwback to Season 4 was freshly recorded LIVE on October 3, 2021 at the Bell House in Brooklyn, New York. And hey, it’s the Maximum Fun Block Party! Welcome, new listeners! And old listeners too. And young. But not too young, because this episode is SEXY. Check out all the great Max Fun shows, and if you’ve helped spread the word about Mission to Zyxx - THANK YOU. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Captain Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Jaspurr Jonnz Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Caryll Featuring special guest Jordan Carlos as IQQ Plus cameos by listeners Dariel Cobb and Mark Kauffman. Live sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra. Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Live show photography by Brian Irwin Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Check out all their shows and all the fun Block Party happenings !
S5 E11 · Sat, October 02, 2021
511: The Pest of Both Worlds, Pt. 2 [ft. John Robert Wilson]
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Zalcatron 5000 and Captain Syrock Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar and Jeremiah Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Korzak Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Seesu Gundu, Grustine, Gerkk and Justin Ballwheat With special returning guest John Robert Wilson. Edited by Alden Ford and Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S5 E10 · Mon, September 20, 2021
510: The Pest of Both Worlds - Pt. 1
While the crew constructs a machine that can hopefully get them home, the RSS Synergy receives visitors. Bargie sets the stage. AJ jacks in. And don’t worry, Pleck has his wood saber. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Captain Syrock Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter and Ensign Phanta Allie Kokesh as Dar and Dr. Tee-Toh Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Lieutenant O’Dool Winston Noel as AJ and Lieutenant Hendrixx Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Lieutenant DaKaypir, Seesu Gundu and Justin Ballwheat With a special returning guest. Edited by Alden Ford and Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
Bonus · Thu, September 02, 2021
A BIG DITTY
Over the years, many listeners have asked us for an uncut recording session, to get a peek at how we make the show. Well, be careful what you wish for… because here in all its glory is the raw recording of Episode 507 “A Little Ditty 'Bout Jakk & Shai’An.” You know, that insane musical episode we recently released. Stick around afterwards for a behind the scenes conversation with Shane, Alden and Seth. Plus... out of character ads! (Episode 510 will be out in two weeks, and will be pretty tooping/jucking epic)
S5 E9 · Thu, August 19, 2021
509: Tuck Ever 'Flacting [ft. Aparna Nancherla]
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Aparna Nancherla as Saarnen Tuck Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S5 E8 · Sun, August 08, 2021
508: Three Men and a Flower Baby [ft. Edi Patterson]
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 and CAL Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter and Nib Nib Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Lieutenant Commander O'Doul Winston Noel as AJ and Be'Oth Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Yornind and Tomack Bardlow With special guest Edi Patterson as SYD and Captain Jilsha Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Additional music by Shane O'Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S5 E7 · Tue, July 27, 2021
507: A Little Ditty 'Bout Jakk and Shai'An [ft. Chris Grace and Eric Gersen]
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guests Chris Grace as Shai'An and Eric Gersen as Jakk Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Additional music improvised by Eric Gersen and produced by Shane O'Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S5 E6 · Thu, July 08, 2021
506: The Art Supplies of War [ft. Kimia Behpoornia]
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Korjulaxx Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Rash’Lunk Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Kimia Behpoornia as Terry Sherry Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Featuring the songs “Blink” and “Glow” by Evan Schaeffer Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S5 E5 · Thu, June 24, 2021
505: Being Jawn Malevolent [ft. James Urbaniak]
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest James Urbaniak as Ello Max Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S5 E4 · Wed, June 09, 2021
504: To Jer is Hermann [ft. Ray Cordova]
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Thar Jucko Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Grustine With special guest Ray Cordova as Dr. Traumaticore Edited by Alden Ford Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Additional musical performance by Riley Mulherkar Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S5 E3 · Thu, May 27, 2021
503: Good Spot Hunting [ft. Christine Nangle]
On their very first mission for the COUP, the crew must transport an important dignitary to settle a dispute on planet Talcus. Dar becomes obsessed with the space. C-53 has some words for C-53. Don’t assume anything about Bargie. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Thar Jucko Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Grustine With special guest Christine Nangle as Justine Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Features the song Freezing but Warm by Meydän, courtesy of the Free Music Archive via Creative Commons license Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. MaxFun supporters: hit up the pin sale !
S5 E2 · Thu, May 13, 2021
502: Themm and the Holograms [ft. Cody Lindquist and Charlie Todd]
So wait, is the crew dead!? AJ goes on a tour of doody. Nermut reflacts on being famous. C-53 gets some new wheel. It’s the MaxFunDrive ! Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Zalcatron 5000 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Justin Ballwheat Featuring Cody Lindquist and Charlie Todd as Beej and Sven Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Featuring the songs Smooth Day by Ketsa and On Shore by Sergey Cheremisinov, courtesy of The Free Music Archive Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Thank you to everyone supporting us and all the great shows on MaxFun! Join them! Join us !
Bonus · Wed, May 05, 2021
Fun, Maximized
It’s the MaxFunDrive! Alden is here to tell you all the crazy stuff we’re doing for our 5th and final season - stuff YOU can help us do by joining Maximum Fun. Then we present an episode of another great MaxFun show, Dead Pilots Society, featuring our own Moujan Zolfaghari plus a bunch of hilarious people including Maria Bamford (and they’re dropping a Zyxx episode this week too!). JOIN UP: maximumfun.org/join
S5 E1 · Thu, April 29, 2021
501: O Others, Who Art Thou?!
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Hark Tartigast and Zalcatron 5000 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar and Jeremiah Frankenfurter Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ, Rolphus Tiddle and Centurion Tiddle Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Seesu Gundu and Justin Ballwheat Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Orchestra mixing by Danny Keith Taylor Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
Trailer · Wed, April 14, 2021
Season 5 Trailer and Announcement!
The whole gang is here with an announcement about the show and a fresh new trailer for Season 5, which will premiere on April 28th, 2021.
Bonus · Sat, April 03, 2021
Total Recap
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ and Rolphus Tiddle Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Seesu Gundu Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Season 5 of Mission to Zyxx is coming soon!!
Bonus · Sat, February 27, 2021
Crewdunnit?
Starring Allie Kokesh as the Countess Moujan Zolfaghari as the Counteur and The Lifeguard Winston Noel as The Professor and the Entrepreneur Jeremy Bent as the Mayor and the Director Alden Ford as the Fashionista Seth Lind as the ‘Stroid Miner Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Audio hosting by Simplecast This special bonusode brought to you by Dipsea and Storyblocks Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network
Bonus · Fri, January 29, 2021
The Greeflax Hour
A radio host gets a call from a pair of lost souls. Starring: Jeremy Bent as Greeflax Moujan Zolfaghari as Seesu Gundu Winston Noel as Rolphus Tiddle Alden Ford as Deev Seth Lind as Whinga Allie Kokesh as Luzanne and Shane O'Connell as Shawn Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Featuring the songs Downtown Serenade by Jahzzar and Gorgon by Jesse Spillane, courtesy of the Free Music Archive. Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network!
Bonus · Fri, December 25, 2020
You've Got Chainmail!
The Fellowship of the Legume reunites to celebrate a winter holiday, when they are suddenly interrupted by a messenger. Starring: Jeremy Bent as Quariel Allie Kokesh as Dwaynne Seth Lind as Gigli Winston Noel as Samesies Moujan Zolfaghari as Booket and Alden Ford as Thagamos and Petra Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan Performed by Ophira Zakai on Lute, Peneli Millar on flute and Cynthia Ann Sutton on recorder Additional music by Shane O’Connell Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Thank you to our MaxFun supporters for making these off-season releases possible!
Bonus · Wed, November 25, 2020
Happy Outtakesgiving!
Alden, Seth and Shane present a veritable karnucopia of deleted scenes, outakes, and unmixed clips - funny stuff we cut for time, crazy stuff we cut because it’d mess up canon, and clips the way only Shane has heard them.
S4 E20 · Mon, October 19, 2020
420: The Unbearable Tightness of Bean [Season 4 Finale]
Nermut gets a promotion. Starring: Alden Ford Jeremy Bent Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Moujan Zolfaghari Plus special guests Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S4 E19 · Fri, September 18, 2020
419: The Story of Beano
Starring: Jeremy Bent as Quariel Alden Ford as Karm, Petra, the Raven, the Farmer, and the Wizard Allie Kokesh as Dwaynne and Corynthia Seth Lind as Gigli Winston Noel as Samesies, Beano and the Emperor Moujan Zolfaghari as Booket Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan Performed by Ophira Zakai on Lute, Peneli Millar on flute and Cynthia Ann Sutton on recorder Additional music by Shane O’Connell Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S4 E18 · Thu, September 03, 2020
418: Plastic? Oh No, Banned [ft. Nathan Min]
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Ted Ronka Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Seesu Gundu With special guest Nathan Min as Kalipar Edited by Seth Lind & Alden Ford Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S4 E17 · Fri, August 21, 2020
417: The Daming of the Crew [ft. Alise Morales]
The crew is deployed to meet the last surviving member of the Memorex species. Pleck gets a job. Dar confronts their past. Dar confronts their past. AJ hates this so much. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Seesu Gundu With special guest Alise Morales as Dame Adelaide Wiggles Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S4 E16 · Fri, August 07, 2020
416: Macho Libre [ft. Jerah Milligan]
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter, I-79 and Cerebulon Allie Kokesh as Dar and the Lady on Fire Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Elijahlou Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Bishou and Johnson With special guest Jerah Milligan as Captain Jerkins and Macho Joe Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. This is our final episode of the 2020 MaxFunDrive. Truly - thank you so much to everyone who has supported the show. It means the quadrant to us. Join them, join us: maximumfun.org/join
Bonus · Thu, July 30, 2020
Announcement: stuff Stuff STUFF!
Jeremy, Alden and Seth talk about the honestly ludicrous amount of stuff you can get if you join Maximum Fun. Then Moujan surprises them with an announcement. Help us make the show at maximumfun.org/join !
S4 E15 · Wed, July 22, 2020
415: Dear Maxie [ft. Lauren Lapkus]
The crew is assigned to stage a photo op at a children’s hospital, but end up somewhere else entirely. Pleck pushes Bargie’s buttons. Dar and C-53 go cubicle2cubicle. AJ finds a new hobby. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Borkin and Steve Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Lorkin and Susan With special guest Lauren Lapkus as Maxie Wiggs Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Happy Max Fun Drive! Join at maximumfun.org/join
Bonus · Wed, July 15, 2020
L10: Just the Tubes of Us [LIVE ft. Rachel Wenitsky]
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Marie Winston Noel, in pre-recorded absentia, as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Kon’Du With special guest Rachel Wenitsky as Marf Edited by Seth Lind Live sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Michelle! Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Happy Max Fun Drive!! Become one with the Space and get cool Stuff at maximumfun.org/join
S4 E14 · Wed, July 08, 2020
414: Good to the Last Drip [ft. Naomi Ekperigin & Andy Beckerman]
The crew is deployed to save a planet that has been overrun by zombies. Nermut reiterates that yes, they are zombies. AJ blasts zombies. Pleck hides from zombies. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guests Naomi Ekperigin as Dr. Merrillyn Wirehouzer and Andy Beckerman as Dr. Grandpa Wirehouzer Edited by Jeremy Bent Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. The MaxFunDrive starts next week!
S4 E13 · Thu, June 25, 2020
Torto Troopers Assemble! [ft. Glo Tavarez]
The crew is dispatched to pick up Seesu Gundu’s new running mate, where they meet a hero in distress. Nermut is all aflutter. Dar and C-53 have a mutual crush. Pleck makes coffee. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Reg McClorsk Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Seesu Gundu With special guest Glo Tavarez as Tymberleigh Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Featuring an original song by Alta Finn and Shane O'Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra. Additional instrumentals by Shane O'Connell. Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S4 E12 · Wed, June 10, 2020
412: Same Sh*t, Derfrent Day [ft. Justin Tyler]
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Justin Tyler as Old Derf Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Alden Ford Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
Bonus · Fri, June 05, 2020
Cube1000Cube
Bargie and C-53 get a special delivery, inspiring them to record a brand new episode of—you guessed it—CUBE2CUBE!! This off-week release is made possible by our new sponsor Role . The Zyxx crew stands alongside black communities and the protesters. If you're looking for ways to help, consider making a donation to one of the charities, funds or organizations listed here. If you're looking to add some black voices to your podcast feed, we can recommend a few familiar ones: Adulting (w/Jordan Carlos and Michelle Buteau) Black Men Can't Jump in Hollywood (w/Jonathan Braylock, James III and Jerah Milligan) Best Friends (w/Sasheer Zamata and Nicole Byer)
S4 E11 · Wed, May 27, 2020
411: Sisterhood of the Traveling Plants [ft. Natasha Vaynblat]
The crew is dispatched to the Biktar system to gain intel that could save Seesu Gundu’s struggling campaign. Dar overcompensates. AJ puts down roots. Bargie... apologizes. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Belly Belly, and Dunt Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Samantha Samantha and The Dead Mother With special guest Natasha Vaynblat as Becca Becca Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Join us for a livestream show on Saturday, May 30th as part of PodUK Goes Digital ! 7:20PM British Standard Time. Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
Bonus · Wed, May 20, 2020
Announcement: Live(stream) Show at PodUK!
Join us for a brand new, live (on Zoom) performance on May 30th at 7:30PM BRITISH SUMMER TIME, with special guest MATT YOUNG. Learn more about PodUK here !
S4 E10 · Wed, May 13, 2020
410: Innerpaste [ft. Branson Reese]
The crew encounters a small problem while retrieving a load of political pamphlets. AJ follows orders. Bargie takes five. Dar throws down. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Truck Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Jimpy With special guest Branson Reese as Timmis Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Alden Ford Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
Bonus · Thu, May 07, 2020
Special May the Sp8th Announcement!
Join us on Friday, May 8th at 4PM Eastern (UTC -4) at YouTube.com/missiontozyxx ! Post your questions for the crew in the comment section during the livestream or send them in advance to crew@missiontozyxx.space. May the Sp8th be with you!
S4 E9 · Wed, April 29, 2020
409: Rock the Pote [ft. Chrissy Shackelford]
The crew canvases planet Signon 7B, where they make a big mistake. Dar is the one who knocks. AJ smells butts. Bargie tests some new technology. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Commissioner Fweeeheahn! Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Baaayum! With special guest Chrissy Shackelford as Wooop! Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network
Bonus · Wed, April 22, 2020
Announcement: Live Listen #2 and Hear Me Out!
Listen to the brand-new episode of Hear Me Out, featuring Shane O'Connell, here: https://hearmeoutpodcast.wordpress.com And don't forget to join us on April 24th at 4PM Eastern for our second Live Listen, where we'll be listening to episode 104, joined by the Grower Mind himself, JR Wilson!
S4 E8 · Thu, April 16, 2020
408: Brihx or It Didn’t Happen [ft. Oscar Montoya]
The crew is rerouted to a theme park planet, where they encounter someone ICONIC. Dar gets horny. AJ relives his glory days. Seesu’s campaign is threatened by a newcomer. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Ted Ronka Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Seesu Gundu With special guest Oscar Montoya as Cha Cha DeVine And featuring Alta Finn as Brihx Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Plus original music by Shane O’Connell, with lyrics and vocals by Oscar Montoya and additional vocals by Alta Finn Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network
Bonus · Wed, April 08, 2020
Announcement: Mission to Zyxx Live Listens!
In this very special interstitial, the crew doesn't go on a mission. Jeremy makes an announcement. Alden adds music. Seth writes an episode summary.
S4 E7 · Wed, April 01, 2020
407: Come to Your Census [ft. Ryan Karels]
The crew encounters a small creature who asks big questions. Horsehat nails Pleck. AJ takes a spacewalk. Dar has a type. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Ryan Karels as Glloyd T. Beam Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Jeremy Bent Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra. Additional musical performance by Chimes Street Brass Quintet Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S4 E6 · Wed, March 25, 2020
406: Welcome to the Bureau [ft. Becky Chicoine]
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Becky Chicoine as Melinda Jr. Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra with additional performance by the Chimes Street Brass Quintet Additional music by Shane O'Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S4 E5 · Wed, March 18, 2020
405: A More Prefect Union [ft. Jordan Carlos]
The crew is sent to learn from the architect of a utopian society. Bargie does a general. Nermut powers down. Dar gets buzzed. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, the Chief of Staff, and the Tour Bot With special guest Jordan Carlos as Intellius Quint Quinn Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Alden Ford Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Featuring crowd voices by our S4 kickoff live show audience Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network
S4 E4 · Wed, March 11, 2020
404: Drama Not Found [ft. Timothy Dunn]
The crew attends a party on the planet Mansch, where they must help Seesu Gundu make a dramatic impression on Zyxx's rich and fabulous. AJ gets a makeover. Nermut goes Zaggi Taupe. Pleck and Dar get a room. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Seesu Gundu With special guest Tim Dunn as Trey-Sta’gramn Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Jeremy Bent Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network
S4 E3 · Wed, March 04, 2020
403: The Floyda Project [ft. Clara Morris]
The crew is sent to rescue a ship from the brink of destruction. AJ meets an equal. Pleck gets a ramification. Bargie never pull focus. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Pheenises Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Pheenises With special guest Clara Morris as Floyda Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Music composed by Brendan Ryan, and recorded by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Additional recordings by listener Brian Gallion and the Chimes Street Brass Quintet from Baton Rouge, Louisiana: Matt Vangjel and Jena Vangjel on trumpet Lauren McKinney-Braud on French horn Austin Richardson on trombone Brian Gallion on tuba Tucker Robison, audio engineer Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network
S4 E2 · Wed, February 26, 2020
402: The Snuff That Screams Are Made Of [ft. David Bluvband]
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest David Bluvband as the Saints Vornakian Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Music composed by Brendan Ryan Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode sponsored by Shudder Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network
S4 E1 · Wed, February 19, 2020
401: Beware the Allwheat!
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Featuring crowd voices from our S4 kickoff live show audience at the Brooklyn Podcast Festival Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Music composed by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
Bonus · Wed, January 22, 2020
Mailbag #5!
In our last monthly release before SEASON 4, the crew gather to answer your emails. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Music composed by Brendan Ryan Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Thanks to our MaxFun supporters for making these monthly off-season episodes possible!
Trailer · Wed, January 15, 2020
Season 4 Announcements!
The cast of Mission to Zyxx share two pieces of Fresh news: The Season 4 premiere date, and details about the January 25th live show .
Bonus · Mon, December 23, 2019
Yas Boot
AJ is kind of the alpha when it comes to celebrating X-Marse. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Tayleen With a special appearance by Leslie Collins Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Music composed by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Thanks to our MaxFun supporters for freshening our X-Marse!
Bonus · Wed, November 27, 2019
L09: O Crabbo! My Crabbo! [LIVE ft. Benjamin Partridge]
In this special Season 3-era live episode, the crew tries to enlist a dissident crabbo to join the forces of Freshness. Pleck gets married. Dar gets married. C-53 gets married. Nermut gets married. AJ gets married. Bargie gets annoyed. Recorded at the 2019 London Podcast Festival. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Benjamin Partridge as Leftsergeant Belmont Live recording, live sound effects, and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Music composed by Brendan Ryan Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Thanks to our MaxFun supporters for making this special off-season release possible!
Bonus · Wed, October 30, 2019
Cube2Cube
THE HOTTEST FRESHEST MOST JUCKED UP POP CULTURE PODCAST IS BACK WITH THE SALTIEST TAKES, THE HOTTEST GOSS AND A WHOLE LOT OF **HOUSEKEEPING** (INSERT LASERS HERE). WITH UR HOSTS BARGIE AND C53 AND ALSO SOME JUICCCY GUESTS U NEVER GUESS WHO AJ. SPONSORED BY SWEET BABY DADDY HYPER-PROTON FUEL, GUZZLE GUZZLE TOOT TOOT AND SUBSCRIBE, MOTHERJUCKERS!!!!!!1111 Starring: Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Winston Noel as AJ With a cameo by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Recording, original music, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Thanks to our MaxFun supporters for making the show possible!
Bonus · Wed, September 25, 2019
L07: Us, Robots [LIVE ft. Dru Johnston]
In this special Season 2-era live episode, the crew attempts to recruit a powerful soldier named General Almost to aid in the Rebellion’s fight against the Federated Alliance. Bargie conducts some interviews. C-53 has beef. Nermut has a dream. Performed at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Dru Johnston as General Almost Improvised live at Littlefield in Brooklyn New York on March 17, 2019 to kick off Season 3 Live recording, live sound effects, and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Music composed by Brendan Ryan Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network
S3 E20 · Thu, August 15, 2019
320: The Emperor Strikes Wack [Season 3 Finale]
Nermut gets a promotion. Starring: Alden Ford Jeremy Bent Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Moujan Zolfaghari With an appearance by Brennan Lee Mulligan Edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. In or near the UK? Join us on September 15th for our first-ever international live show at the London Podcast Festival! An enormous thank you to our supporters on Maximum Fun for making Season 3 possible. See you in Season 4!
Bonus · Wed, August 07, 2019
Bonusode: Mailbag #4!
Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T. and Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. In or near the UK? Join us on September 15th for our first-ever international live show at the London Podcast Festival!
S3 E19 · Wed, July 31, 2019
319: Pump Up The Justice
Starring: Seth Lind as Hastooie Winko Moujan Zolfaghari as Prosecutor Susan Prosecutioshfrr and Wink Jeremy Bent as Defense Attorney Quaid Blizmo Allie Kokesh as The Producer and the Script Supervisor Winston Noel as Phenom Pennyworth, Treeboy, Sammo and Leximar Pwench Alden Ford as CraftyBot and Spaceship Spielship With a special appearance by John Robert Wilson Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell. “Pump Up the Justice” theme song composed by Shane O’Connell and performed by Coco and the Pound Puppies. Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Wix . Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of The Maximum Fun Network. In or near the UK? Join us on September 15th for our first-ever international live show at the London Podcast Festival!
S3 E18 · Wed, July 24, 2019
318: Malice in Chains [ft. Brennan Lee Mulligan]
Starring: Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Jeremy Bent as C-53 Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and lava crows Winston Noel as AJ and Leximar Pwench Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and lava crows With special guest Brennan Lee Mulligan as Kor Balevore Edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Wix . Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. In or near the UK? Join us on September 15th for our first-ever international live show at the London Podcast Festival!
S3 E17 · Wed, July 17, 2019
317: Retreat Yourself [ft. Jackie Jennings]
Starring: Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Jeremy Bent as C-53 Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Sunforest Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Cheryl, Birdie Bee and Pyeerkin With special guest Jackie Jennings as Angelina Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Wix and VAST Horizon Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S3 E16 · Wed, July 10, 2019
316: Chez Bargez [ft. Don Fanelli]
The crew undertakes a mission suspiciously similar to the last one. Bargie checks in on an investment. Dar reunites with a friend. AJ is pretty sure it’s a time loop. Starring: Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Becca Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Daniel Buff Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and the Chez Bargez Automaton With special guest Don Fanelli as Graydon Edited by Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Wix and VAST Horizon Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S3 E15 · Wed, July 03, 2019
315: Scatting in the Shower [ft. Frank Garcia Hejl]
Starring: Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Jeremy Bent as C-53 Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Das and Daz Winston Noel as AJ and Dag Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Paula, Dab, and Day With special guest Frank Garcia Hejl as Dad Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Wix Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S3 E14 · Wed, June 26, 2019
314: Kitty’s Pancake House [ft. Ellena Doe]
Starring: Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Jeremy Bent as C-53 Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ and the Emperor Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and the Enforcer Droids With special guest Ellena Doe as 04K TЯ33 Edited by Jeremy Bent and Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Tor Books and Wix Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S3 E13 · Wed, June 19, 2019
313: Well Hello, Partner [ft. Johnathan Fernandez]
The crew travels to Big Tichi’s Lounge to meet a renowned smuggler. Bargie has a new old flame. C-53 and Dar reunite with a scoundrel. AJ breaks the seal. Starring: Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Jeremy Bent as C-53 Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, The Bartender and The Blazing Rochester Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Munchie With special guest Johnathan Fernandez as Brando Rockswell Edited by Jeremy Bent and Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Additional music by EZTV Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Care/Of and Wix Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Join the Freshies who make the show possible! maximumfun.org/donate
S3 E12 · Wed, June 12, 2019
312: Are You There, Rodd? It’s Me, Goerlich [ft. Monique Moses]
The crew heads to the park planet RV:28-26 at the urging of the Zimas. Dar is peckish. C-53 becomes a believer. Pleck protects his pockets. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Tiffany and The Zealous Assassin With special guest Monique Moses as Goerlich Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Tor Books and Wix . Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
Bonus · Wed, June 05, 2019
L06: Crank the Dehumidifier [LIVE ft. Jon Gabrus]
In this special Season 2 era episode, we return to a more innocent time – before the Planet Crushers were crushed, when little Beano was still wuvving life. Recorded LIVE at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles with guest Jon Gabrus! The crew heads to the very polite planet NOSH to secure funding for the Rebellion against the Federated Alliance. C-53 reveals an experiment in progress. Dar gets sandy. Beano know the biz. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and The Chef Winston Noel as Beano and Sub-Priest Phaaaaah Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and High Princess Kahhgh Featuring special guest Jon Gabrus Recorded on July 29th, 2018 Live sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Music composed by Brendan Ryan Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S3 E11 · Wed, May 29, 2019
311: Prime the Pipe [ft. Justin McElroy]
The crew finally reaches Zima Prime, which is not quite what they imagined. Bargie makes a new kind of movie. AJ splashes down on the ground. Nermut settles for more. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Kiarondo Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ and Pell Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Little Boy With special guest Justin McElroy as Spurch Edited by Jeremy Bent and Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Additional music by Shane O'Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast PodX is this weekend! We share fan art, photos from recordings and behind the scenes videos on Instagram . Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. MaxFun members make the show possible .
S3 E10 · Wed, May 22, 2019
310: Eightal Attraction [ft. Tami Sagher]
The crew receives a mysterious distress signal en route to Zima Prime. Nermut has stomach problems. AJ does a perimeter check. Pleck finally experiences a bed. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Bordoff and Nine Winston Noel as AJ and CLINTs Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Sixty With special guest Tami Sagher as Seven EIGHT Nine Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Crowd chanting by our Season 3 premiere live show audience Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast. Come see us at PodX in Nashville on June 1st! Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Support the show on MaxFun to get Bermut Nundaloy’s full length album Bermiful Nelodies, plus lots more exclusive content.
S3 E9 · Wed, May 15, 2019
309: Jan with a Van [ft. Morgan Grace Jarrett]
The crew head to an unusual planet in search of a powerful oracle. Bargie gets back out there. Dar’s pregnancy raises new questions. AJ sets a bad example. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Philip and Josh Winston Noel as AJ, Sam and Jeremy Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Hailee and Toad With special guest Morgan Jarrett as Jan Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S3 E8 · Wed, May 08, 2019
308: One Wedding and a Funeral [ft. Justin Tyler]
In this special May the Sp8th installment, the crew intercepts intel about an imperial gathering. Pleck and AJ Space out. Dar and C-53 serve it hot. Bargie ducks the authorities. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and the Lonely A.o.E. Winston Noel as AJ and Gossiptron Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Catherine With special guest Justin Tyler as The Oldest Cater Waiter Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Crowd chanting by our Season 3 premiere live show audience Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast. You can get Zyxx merch , including new "Team AJ" shirts! Come see us at PodX in Nashville on June 1st! Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S3 E7 · Wed, May 01, 2019
307: The Magnificent Kevin [ft. Lou Gonzalez]
The crew receives a suspiciously eager invitation to the factory planet Nal-Kaa. Bargie enters her blue period. Dar plays it safe. AJ locks and loads and locks. Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Ted Ronka Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Forewoman Klahriss-Uh With special guest Lou Gonzalez as Kevin Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx will be performing live in Nashville at PodX on June 1st . Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun Network You can JOIN and help us make the show!
S3 E6 · Wed, April 24, 2019
306: The Fresh Connection [ft. Rachel Wenitsky]
The crew browses a gift shop with a fascinating proprietor. Dar has a small issue. C-53 geeks out. Pleck gets jelly. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, the Tube, and the Tiny Assassin With special guest Rachel Wenitsky as Marf Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S3 E5 · Wed, April 17, 2019
305: Bad Grandma [ft. Rachel Pegram]
The crew visits the beautiful planet Amber to enlist the help of a mysterious government official. Dar smells an opportunity. Bargie does an impression. AJ reads the room. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Theo Winston Noel as AJ and Melissa Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Rachel Pegram as Grandma Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Crowd chanting by our Season 3 launch live show audience Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S3 E4 · Wed, April 10, 2019
304: Unaccompanied Miner [ft. Zach Broussard]
The crew heads to Dubtor to disrupt a critical mining operation. Bargie runs a side hustle. Nermut watches birds. AJ explains the button. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Miner Poet Philleus Delth Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Zach Broussard as Josiah T. Turkelton Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
S3 E3 · Wed, April 03, 2019
303: A Quiet Place [ft. Cathryn Mudon]
The crew travels to an impressive repository of knowledge. Pleck Finds Himself. AJ definitely reads. Nermut follows his instincts. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as B4ЯJ13 With special guest Cathryn Mudon as Poopins Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun podcast network.
S3 E2 · Wed, March 27, 2019
302: Jennifer’s Bargie [ft. Riley Soloner]
The crew encounters a highly skilled navigator of the info web. Bargie has an identity crisis. Nermut needs a device. Dar makes a list. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Riley Soloner as Flix Dunker Edited by Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Additional music by Shane O’Connell Additional sound effects by Riley Soloner Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. This is the last week of the [ MaxFunDrive ](maximumfun.org/donate)! Join by March 29th to help us make the show.
S3 E1 · Wed, March 20, 2019
301: Down With the Emperor!
The crew has gone into hiding from the Emperor following the tumultuous events of the Battle of the Planet Crushers. Pleck makes a friend. Dar has news. Nermut gets discovered. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T.S Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Become a supporter during the MaxFunDrive for bonus merch and intergalactic bragging rights!
Trailer · Mon, March 04, 2019
Speeder Ride
The lead single off Bermut Nundaloy’s full-length album Bermiful Nelodies . Music by Shane O’Connell. Lyrics improvised by Seth Lind. The whole album can be yours when you support Mission to Zyxx in the upcoming MaxFunDrive ! And please Join the crew on March 17th, 2019 at Littlefield in Brooklyn for the Season 3 kickoff show! Tickets at missiontozyxx.space .
Trailer · Wed, February 06, 2019
Season 3 Coming March 20th... on Maximum Fun!
Open your hangar bays, because we’ll be back March 20th with Season 3! And get this: We’re now part of the Maximum Fun podcast network. We are tremendously pumped to join such a great roster of shows, on a fan-supported, artist-owned network. Or as C-53’s pelvis would say: Let’s P-p-p-p-party!
Bonus · Thu, December 20, 2018
2XM: X-Marse in Zistarkitarn
In this festive lost scene from an unknown date before the events of the Season 2 Finale, the crew ruminate on the meaning of X-Marse and hear from a few friends. Featuring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Moujan Zolfaghari With appearances by: Paul F. Tompkins Leslie Collins Yoni Lotan ...
S2 E20 · Wed, October 10, 2018
220: Crush Into Me [Season 2 Finale]
Nermut gets a promotion. Featuring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Moujan Zolfaghari John Robert Wilson Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Thank you to everyone for listening to Season 2! You’re the best! .
S2 E19 · Wed, October 03, 2018
219: Tiny Toots' Adventures
The crew is deployed to prison-break an individual with unique knowledge. Their mission is incredibly successful like always! Juck yeah! Featuring: Jeremy Bent as Anorak Alden Ford as Corn and Squeegee Allie Kokesh as Tiny Toots Seth Lind as Parka Winston Noel as D-20 Moujan Zolfaghari as Turk Manaked Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S2 E18 · Wed, September 26, 2018
218: The Prattle of Sistoo [ft. Brandon Scott Jones]
The crew is sent to retrieve someone essential to the rebellion’s upcoming battle. Nermut and Dar reconnect. Pleck inspires the crew. Bargie gets an upgrade. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano and Rolphus Tiddle Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Seesu Gundu and Mel With special guest Brandon Scott Jones as u.everybody Edited by Alden Ford Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S2 E17 · Wed, September 19, 2018
217: Pee-Nee's Playlist [ft. Yoni Lotan]
The crew heads to the planet Mehnah in search of a star with precious intel. Dar meets someone from their past. Pleck gets some sludge. C-53 lays down a beat. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano, BouncerBot and Little Bill Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Miranda With special guest Yoni Lotan as Pee-Nee Gorno Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Additional crowd SFX from our amazing Season 2 premiere show crowd at Caveat in NYC. Thank you!
S2 E16 · Wed, September 12, 2018
216: Oh, Zima's Back [ft. Justin Tyler]
The crew return to the Tiger Nebula Strip Mall with varying intentions. Pleck runs into an old friend. Dar does some grooming. Intel is gathered and maybe processed. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Bliff Winston Noel as Beano, Mikey and Bruce Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Mel and Ruce With special guest Justin Tyler as Older Derf Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S2 E15 · Wed, September 05, 2018
215: Two Who? [ft. Jonathan Braylock]
The crew is tested by a mysterious stranger. C-53 thinks outside the box. Pleck faces an existential dilemma. Beano know. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Jonathan Braylock as Two Edited by Alden Ford Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Additional audio from our NYC and LA live show audiences. Thanks for your help!
S2 E14 · Wed, August 29, 2018
214: The Crews' Ship [feat. Rekha Shankar]
The crew takes a break and heads off on a singles cruise. Bargie goes on a billion dates. C-53 and Beano collaborate. Pleck... meets someone? Everything else is gravy. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano and the Stroid Miner Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and the Boils Person With special guest Rekha Shankar as SRA Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan with additional music by 8-Bit Jazz Heroes (Robby Delosier and Adam Bellotto) Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S2 E13 · Wed, August 22, 2018
213: Attack Some of The Clones [ft. Leslie Collins]
The crew is sent to a CLINT cloning facility on a high-stakes sabotage mission. Pleck gets a hug. Dar and Nermut exchange lists. Bargie preps for an audition. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Rolphus Tiddle, CLINTs, and Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Leslie Collins as Janelle Fitzmeyer Episode concept submitted by Patreon supporter Torgamous! Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S2 E12 · Wed, August 15, 2018
212: Crystal Boo-Boo Persuasion [ft. Arnie Niekamp, Adal Rifai & Matt Young]
The crew pair off for an unorthodox mission on the planet Vorbom. C-53 waxes paternal. Dar has a talk behind a rock. Pleck does some introspection. Bargie and Beano bond? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano, the Sentinel, and Continent Representatives Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Continent Representatives With special guests: Arnie Niekamp as Gavin Boo-Boo aka Drake Fistkin Adal Rifai as AR-33 aka Alpine Nightly Matt Young as Veteran Missions Operations Manager Vulm Sunblighter Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog and Dan Farnsworth at Gravity Studios Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S2 E11 · Wed, August 08, 2018
211: Shmorby and the Beast [ft. Bobby Moynihan]
The crew returns to a hostile planet, hoping for a warmer welcome. C-53 and Dar dig into some YA. Pleck finds a dance partner. Nermut takes a personal day. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano, The Grand Kula, The Zellnaaz and Rolphus Tiddle Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and the Criminals With special guest Bobby Moynihan as Shmorby Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S2 E10 · Wed, August 01, 2018
210: A Wing and a Repair [ft. Sebastian Conelli]
Bargie isn’t feeling so hot, so the crew is forced to call a mechanic. Dar offers her unprofessional opinion. Pleck learns a couple secrets. Beano help! Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Suzanne Winston Noel as Beano and Christopher Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Veronica and Tony Jr. With special guest Sebastian Conelli as 718Tony Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S2 E9 · Wed, July 25, 2018
209: Altar Boy [ft. Lennon Parham]
The crew is deployed to a mysterious planet to secure cool tech for the rebellion. C-53 makes a call. Bargie and Dar are done. Pleck is finally useful? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano and Teela Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Neela With special guest Lennon Parham as Gellen Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
Bonus · Mon, July 23, 2018
L01: Bad Ombre [ft. Jeff Hiller - LIVE at Caveat NYC]
To celebrate our upcoming Los Angeles Live show July 29th, please enjoy this bonus release of our first-ever live episode, recorded at the amazing Caveat NYC on November 6, 2017, and originally released exclusively to our Patreon supporters. Take a trip back to a simpler time, when restraining bolts were in place and the Federated Alliance was for hailing, not jucking. The crew is send to the textile planet Philcon to pick up new ambassador uniforms for the Alliance. Bargie celebrates an anniversary. Nermut gets into art. Pleck gets a new ‘do. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Phil Winston Noel as CLINT and Phil Moujan Zolfaghari as Connie With special guest Jeff Hiller as Bruce the glam droid Recorded Live at Caveat NYC by Shane O’Connell LIVE Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz If you’re in LA, please join us for our live show July 29th featuring returning special guest Jon Gabrus! And if you’d like to hear more of our live shows, as well as mailbag episodes, behind the scenes video, ringtones and more, join us on our Patreon page at patreon.com/missiontozyxx !
S2 E8 · Wed, July 18, 2018
208: It’s Not You, It’s Rolphus [ft. Alex Song]
The crew ventures on a rescue mission of sorts, in a real dumpy place. Dar has their own mission. Nermut prepares for a visit. Pleck learns about relationships. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Tezz Rynn Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Seesu Gundu Winston Noel as Rolphus Tiddle and Beano With special guest Alex Song as Joy Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell, Winston Noel, Moujan Zolfaghari and Jeremy Bent Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S2 E7 · Wed, July 11, 2018
207: A Phoenix Raises [ft. Christopher Scott & Matt Little]
The crew embarks on a stealth mission to the opulent Totopo Casino to find the elusive Phoenix Ash. Pleck goes all in. Bargie gets a BOGO. Nermut gets an autograph. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Winston Noel as the Pit Boss With Special Guests Christopher Scott as D-34_LR and Matt Little as Phoenix Ash Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Additional audio submitted by listener Becca Pridmore
S2 E6 · Wed, July 04, 2018
206: Dependents Day [ft. Laura Willcox]
The crew heads to the Sentient Resources planet to celebrate Dependents Day! Dar and Pleck bond. Nermut day drinks. Bargie busts a move. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Delamp Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With Special Guest Laura Willcox as Takk’Sys, Florgorg, and Bargie’s S.R. rep Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz This episode features the new hit single “This Dependents Day” written and performed by Shane O’Connell and Alta Finn, available for download at TheRebellion.space Support for Mission to Zyxx comes from ZipRecruiter
S2 E5 · Wed, June 27, 2018
205: Allen: Resurrection [ft. John Robert Wilson]
The crew responds to a distress signal from the long-haul cruiser Dezel Maschh. Bargie goes hatch-to-hatch. C-53 takes some photos. Allen goes to the checkup. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as the Dezel Maschh Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie & Mel With Special Guest John Robert Wilson as Allen Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Special thanks to listener Rebecca Pridmore for additional foley!
S2 E4 · Wed, June 20, 2018
204: Pro of Cons [ft. Nicole Drespel]
The crew is sent deep into Alliance space to pull off a high-stakes con. Pleck makes a speech. C-53 puts his new digits to work. Bargie lands a gig. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and the Triplo Triplets Winston Noel as Mark Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Connee and Li’l Boop Boop With Special Guest Nicole Drespel as Tresedora Lonlée Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S2 E3 · Wed, June 13, 2018
203: Sea World According to Gerp [ft. Ali Gordon]
The crew heads to the lush water planet Gill/Gesh and encounters unexpected locals. Pleck gets a base tan. Nermut loses his cool. Bargie hires a coach. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Rolphus Tiddle and Roberto Krak'oor Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With Special Guest Ali Gordon as Gerp Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S2 E2 · Wed, June 06, 2018
202: The New Norm [ft. Dru Johnston]
The crew ventures to Flarn space to seek help from a mighty Flarn crime lord. He and Dar go way, way back. A high-stakes competition ensues. Nermut lends a hand. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Norm Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Terr’ekk Kestebi and Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Introspective Ne’er-do-well and G.O.R.M. With Special Guest Dru Johnston as Garrett Hornberger Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Special thanks to Loren Humphrey for this episode’s recording location, and to our Season 2 Premiere audience at Caveat NYC for crowd chants and cheers Support for this episode comes from ZipRecruiter
S2 E1 · Wed, May 30, 2018
201: Long Live The Rebellion!
After dealing a crippling blow to the Federated Alliance, the crew returns to the Zyxx Quadrant to search for a new mission. Nermut makes a purchase. Bargie makes a daring rescue. C-53 tells a bedtime story. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Stefai and Hark Tardigast Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Fondo Parquod, C.L.I.N.T., and Rolphus Tiddle Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Robert Doggy Jr.'s Puppy Pound by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
Trailer · Sun, May 13, 2018
Season 2 Trailer & Live Premiere Show Announcement
Mission to Zyxx returns May 30th! And you're invited to a premiere party/live show on May 22nd--in person in NYC and streaming LIVE on Patreon. Featuring special guest Zach Cherry as Peter3 Fab the bounty hunter. NYC tickets: caveat.nyc. Live stream access: patreon.com/missiontozyxx
S1 E18 · Wed, January 03, 2018
118: The Delegator [Season One Finale]
Episode 118: The Delegator [Season One Finale] Nermut gets a promotion. Featuring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Moujan Zolfaghari Winston Noel Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade and Finale Art by Eric Geusz Huge thanks to everyone who has listened to our first season!
S1 E17 · Wed, December 27, 2017
117: The One with the Council of Seven
Seven best friends who also happen to run the galactic government have a meeting. Then one of them leaves… Featuring: Jeremy Bent as Councillor Arcuri Alden Ford as Councillor Corpustanian Allie Kokesh as Councillor Joey Seth Lind as Councillor Runff Winston Noel as Councillor Trink and Councillor Ballwheat Moujan Zolfaghari as Councillor Kassu Edited by Alden Ford Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E16 · Wed, December 20, 2017
116: X-Marse in Chimnacia [ft. Paul F. Tompkins]
The crew enjoys a well deserved day off for X-Marse. Oh wait. Nope. They are deployed to the sooty planet Chimnacia, where they encounter a hardworking raconteur. Bargie plays the hits and flops. Dar is spared from family drama. Pleck makes it about himself. Who fancies C-53’s new voice? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar and Brianna the Log Flume Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Urchin Bot with a Weird Accent Winston Noel as ART_DODGA and Aggressive Urchin Bot Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Broken Urchin Bot, and The Great Beast With special guest Paul F. Tompkins as Rip Seeso Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Argot Studios by Paul Ruest Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E15 · Wed, December 13, 2017
115: The Space Awakens [ft. Justin Tyler]
The crew must settle a dispute on Asteroid 951-N in the Krin-Kryn Belt. Has a stranger been waiting for Pleck? Can a destroyed C-53 control the weather? Are questions more alluring than statements? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Poot the Miner Winston Noel as Geep the Miner Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Sal the Miner With special guest Justin Tyler as Old Derf Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Robert Doggy Jr. Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E14 · Wed, December 06, 2017
114: There Are No Second Chances [ft. Lydia Hensler]
The crew is summoned to the planet Klongtdt, which is spelled like that and full of children. Bargie wagers. C-53 enforces the rules. Dar does their actual job, for better or worse. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Unflappable Child Winston Noel as Centurion Tiddle and Garful Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Excited Kid With special guest Lydia Hensler as Squirlt Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Special Thanks to Anna Rubanova
S1 E13 · Wed, November 29, 2017
113: Dead Subquadrant’s Got Talent [ft. Caitlin Puckett]
The crew must pull out all the stops as they establish relations with a planet no one knew existed. Bargie hosts. C-53 asks for a re-do. The warm bean is put to use. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T and Cubie Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Caitlin Puckett as Dodecahelen Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Dee Yan-Key Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E12 · Wed, November 22, 2017
112: Jumped by a Shark [ft. Josh Patten]
The crew has an unforeseen encounter on Do’Jamn, a moss planet in crisis. Nermut gets medical attention. Ranguses are compared. A shark pursues. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T, LaCraine LaCrosse, and Finniford J. Ryan Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Josh Patten as Maginak Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E11 · Wed, November 15, 2017
111: It's Hard Out Here For a Blimp [ft. Jordan Carlos]
The crew embarks on a risky rescue mission on the outskirts of Zyxx. Pleck gets a nickname. Dar considers a career change. What does a son mean to a mother? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Space Slug and Councilor Runff Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T and Blimpie Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Tillion Runff With special guest Jordan Carlos as IQQ Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E10 · Wed, November 08, 2017
110: The Worry with Wiffles [ft. Lorraine Cink]
The crew basks in the afterglow of a successful mission. Pleck shows off a keepsake. A bet is made. Nermut receives a letter from a… fan? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Fluff Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Lorraine Cink as Poof the Wiffle Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E9 · Wed, November 01, 2017
109: This Juckin’ Guy [ft. Jon Gabrus]
The crew receives a free droid with a big personality. Pleck ejects C-53’s cube. A wish of Dar’s is finally granted. Nermut gets a delivery. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Stefai and Mr. Bundaloy Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Footoo the Droid Salesman, Councilor Trink and Delivery Guy Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Ms. Bundaloy With special guest Jon Gabrus as B-69-420 Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E8 · Wed, October 25, 2017
108: Grt Milk? [ft. Zach Cherry]
The crew must close a trade deal with an esteemed dignitary. Bargie celebrates a birthday. Dar meets a hero. Pleck orders a drink. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and The Bartender Winston Noel as The Hand of the Governor Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and The Governor’s Wife With special guest Zach Cherry as Peter3 Fab Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E7 · Wed, October 18, 2017
107: The (Redacted) [ft. Michael Cruz Kayne]
The crew goes on an important and mysterious retrieval mission. Bargie reveals an old nickname. Dar and C-53 put their knowledge of Frantaks and Garfons to the test. Nermut updates his personnel file. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T.s Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Michael Cruz Kayne as Chad Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E6 · Wed, October 11, 2017
106: Dust-Up at the Diner [ft. Lauren Adams]
The crew enjoys some poorly-earned downtime. Dar explores the plumbing. Pleck reminisces about Rangus 6. C-53 can swim? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Peck the Pervert Winston Noel as Sammo Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Wink With special guest Lauren Adams as Bory Ampber Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E5 · Wed, October 04, 2017
105: A Critical Vulnerability [ft. John Murray]
The crew has an unexpected encounter at the Tiger Nebula Strip Mall. Dar takes a stand by sitting. Pasts are reckoned with. Pleck gets a Blue Julius. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest John Murray as Zwog Tambouie Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E4 · Wed, September 27, 2017
104: Assimilation Is Futile [ft. John Robert Wilson]
The crew is in for a surprise as they are deployed to the water planet Q’arf’fenn’. Dar cooks. Bargie gets ghosted. C-53 gives an anatomy lesson. Pleck overestimates his tolerance for moisture. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as The K’hekk Swarm Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest John Robert Wilson as The Grower Mind of the K’hekk Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E3 · Wed, September 20, 2017
103: What Happens on Magnifiku [ft. Connor Ratliff]
The crew visits a pleasure planet. Pleck faces himself. C-53 speeds off. Dar goes boating. Hope they don’t have TOO much fun. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as CLINT Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With Special Guest Connor Ratliff as Jack and Tiny Tonez Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E2 · Wed, September 13, 2017
102: Nermie, I Shrunk the Crew [ft. Sasheer Zamata]
The crew visits the lush forest moon of Grenlynd and find that shrinking down just makes bigger problems. Dar pulls a Pleck. A marriage is consummated. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Juno Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and the Fairy King With Special Guest Sasheer Zamata as Shataina the Fairy Princess Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
S1 E1 · Wed, September 06, 2017
101: All Hail the Federated Alliance!
The crew encounters some resistance to the Federated Alliance’s message of peace. There is an altercation, Pleck shoots someone, and that’s all we really need to say about it. Bargie meets a fan. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as the Grand Kula and the Kulata Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
Trailer · Tue, August 29, 2017
Welcome Aboard the Bargarean Jade
Ambassador Pleck Decksetter meets his intrepid crew as they prepare for their journey to the remote and mysterious ZYXX QUADRANT. Who’s ready to go to the ass end of space? Featuring: ALDEN FORD as Pleck Decksetter WINSTON NOEL as C.L.I.N.T. JEREMY BENT as C-53 ALLIE KOKESH as Dar MOUJAN ZOLFAGHARI as Bargie SETH LIND as Nermut Bundaloy Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
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