Captain Flashman: Defender of the Universe
Captain Flashman: Defender of the Universe is an episodic satire of 1930s sci-fi radio serial cliffhangers and is updated monthly. Listen in as Captain Flashman, his fiancée, paramour and main squeeze Eve Arden and world renowned scientist Doctor Katrina Krakow fight malicious mischief-makers, rapacious rapscallions and earnest evildoers bent on the earth's destruction. So put off those pesky errands to another day and instead listen closely as this audio cartoon unfolds before your very ears and Captain Flashman once again saves the universe. "Stellar performances... great listen" - Atlanta Fringe Audio
S2 E6 · Tue, March 25, 2025
War And A Piece Of My Mind
Send us a text With Captain Flashman double-drugged and nothing more than a love slave to the whims of Queen Cerulean, he led her forces against Dr Commander, Dr Krakow’s rescue army. However Major Tom escaped and arrived at the last second with vital information that could turn the tide of the battle. Will Major Tom be able to save Dr Commander, Dr Krakow and her rescue army? And will Eve and Captain Credo ever regain their freedom from the drudgery of slavery in the kitchens of Queen Cerulean? Episode Website To keep up to date on all Captain Flashman news, follow him on Facebook and Instagram. This episode stars: Gene Abella as Captain Credo and Morris the Guard Melyssa Ade as Earl the Guard Kristina Agosti as Queen Cerulean Sam Agro as The Announcer and Chief Magician Carl Sean Browning as Captain Flashman and Major Tom Dave Healey as Khan The Cruel, a Soldier and The Stuffed-Up Sponsor Vicki Jenkins as Dr Krakow and Princess Halo Ann McDougall as Eve Arden Music by Jeff Rosenthal Produced, Directed and Written by Dave Healey Episode Recorded, Mixed and Soundscape Design by Dave Healey Intro and Outro Designed by Dave Healey and Dylan Shropshire and Mixed by Dylan Shropshire. © Dave Healey 2025 Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
Mon, February 24, 2025
Ring Bombs and Other Space Oddities
Send us a text With Dr Commander, Dr Krakow holding Cerulean at bay, Major Tom finally escapes with information that could free Dr Commander, Dr Krakow and her army. Chief Magician Carl, vowed to kill Captain Flashman in the upcoming battle. Will Carl’s jealousy doom Captain Flashman? Will Major Tom save Dr Commander, Dr Krakow? And will Eve and Captain Credo ever be freed from their evil kitchen duties? Episode Website : This Episode Stars: Gene Abella as Captain Credo and Unnamed Soldier Melyssa Ade as Little Chester and Khan The Cruel’s Guard Kristina Agosti as Queen Cerulean Sam Agro as The Announcer and Chief Magician Carl Sean Browning as Captain Flashman and Major Tom Dave Healey as the Slave, Khan The Cruel and a Soldier Vicki Jenkins as Dr Krakow Ann McDougall as Eve Arden Music by Jeff Rosenthal Produced, Directed and Written by Dave Healey Episode Recorded, Mixed and Soundscape Design by Dave Healey Intro and Outro Designed by Dave Healey and Dylan Shropshire and Mixed by Dylan Shropshire. © Dave Healey 2025 Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
S2 E4 · Mon, January 20, 2025
Do Antagonists Dream Of Electric Whips?
Send us a text With Captain Credo, Eve Arden and Major Tom unable to establish contact with Dr Commander, Dr Krakow and her rescue army on their space phone, they decide to send Major Tom to meet up with her in the hopes that she can rescue them and the double-drugged Captain Flashman from the evil clutches of Queen Cerulean. Will Major Tom make good his escape and rendezvous with Dr Commander, Dr Krakow? Will Dr Commander, Dr Krakow’s rescue army be able to Free Captain Credo and Eve? And most of all will she be able to extricate Captain Flashman from his drug induced flirtation with evil? Episode Website: https://captainflashmandefenderoftheuniverse.buzzsprout.com To keep up to date on all Captain Flashman news, follow him on Facebook and Instagram. This episode stars: Gene Abella as Captain Credo and Guard With Carl’s New Cordless Electrical Whip Melyssa Ade as Little Chester and the Lieutenant Sam Agro as the Announcer and Chief Magician Carl Sean Browning as Captain Flashman and Major Tom Dave Healey as the Soldier Vicki Jenkins as Dr Krakow Jane Luk as Queen Cerulean and several Traumatized Babies Ann McDougall as Eve Arden Music by Jeff Rosenthal Produced, Directed, and Written by Dave Healey Episode Recorded, Mixed, and Sound Design by Dave Healey Intro and Outro Theme Designed by Dave Healey and Dylan Shropshire and Mixed by Dylan Shropshire. © Dave Healey 2025 Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
Bonus · Tue, December 17, 2024
Captain Flashman Holiday Episode- Holiday Bonus Special
Send us a text Captain Flashman: Defender of the Universe is taking a break for the holidays however, in its place, we offer this special holiday episode. So set your dial to fun, sit back and let the evil merriment of intergalactic wicked fun begin. Episode Website: https://captainflashmandefenderoftheuniverse.buzzsprout.com To keep up to date on all the Captain Flashman news, follow him on Facebook and Instagram. This episode stars Sam Agro and Dave Healey. Music by Jeff Rosenthal. Produced, Directed and Written by Dave Healey. Episode Recorded, Mixed and Soundscape Design by Dave Healey. Intro and Outro Designed by Dave Healey and Dylan Shropshire and Mixed by Dylan Shropshire. If you enjoyed the podcast please subscribe and give us a friendly review. © Dave Healey 2024 Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
S2 E2 · Thu, November 28, 2024
Bugles and Bangs and Buttons and Blows
Send us a text With the news that Flashman, Eve and Captain Credo were captured by Queen Cerulean, Vulkaren immediately sent the newly promoted Dr Commander, Dr Krakow to save our heroes with a rescue army. Using a battery of Ray Cannons to clear the rubble from their point of entry into Cerulean’s Kingdom, Dr Commander, Dr Krakow makes her way into the kingdom to find and free Captain Flashman. Will she be able to free Captain Flashman? Or will the fact that he’s double drugged doom her venture to failure? And what about Eve? Will she be unchained from the stove and given a good pair of quality footwear? Just listen in to find out the answer to these and several questions about geology. Episode Website: https://captainflashmandefenderoftheuniverse.buzzsprout.com To keep up to date on all Captain Flashman news, follow him on Facebook and Instagram. This episode stars: Gene Abella as Captain Credo, Gus and Guard #2 Melyssa Ade as Little Chester and the Voice Impersonation of Janessa Zachery Sam Agro as The Announcer and Chief Magician Carl Sean Browning as Captain Flashman and Major Tom Dave Healey as Guard #1 and Fiona Vicki Jenkins as Dr Krakow Jane Luk as Queen Cerulean Ann McDougall as Eve Arden Music by Jeff Rosenthal Intro and Outro Theme Designed by Dave Healey and Dylan Shropshire and Mixed by Dylan Shropshire Produced, Directed and Written by Dave Healey Episode Recorded, Mixed and Soundscape Design by Dave Healey © Dave Healey 2024 Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
S2 E1 · Wed, October 30, 2024
Bewhipped, Bothered and Bewildered
Send us a text When we last left Captain Flashman, Eve Arden, Dr Krakow and Captain Credo, they’d been captured by the evil Queen Cerulean and her Chief Magician Carl. While Eve and Captain Credo were sentenced to evil kitchen duties, Captain Flashman’s was drugged with both Forgetium, the drug of forgetfulness and Amourae, the love drug. Eve and Captain Credo then correctly guessed that Captain Flashman had been drugged and attempted to poison Queen Cerulean to free Captain Flashman from her evil nefarious grip. After the plot failed, Cerulean ordered Carl to punish Eve with his electric whip. Will the double-drugging of Captain Flashman doom him to be the love slave to Queen Cerulean? Will Eve survive Carl’s electricity based retribution? And will Captain Credo languish in a perpetual state of evil kitchen prep? Listen in to find out the answer to these and many other questions. This episode stars: Gene Abella as Captain Credo Melyssa Ade as Little Chester and Queen Vulkaren Sam Agro as The Announcer and Chief Magician Carl Sean Browning as Captain Flashman and Major Tom Dave Healey as The Stuffed-Up-Sponsor and the Guard Laura Kyswaty as Queen Cerulean Vicki Jenkins as Dr Krakow Ann McDougall as Eve Arden Music by Jeff Rosenthal Produced, Directed and Written by Dave Healey Episode Recorded, Mixed and Soundscape Design by Dave Healey Intro and Outro Theme designed by Dave Healey and Dylan Shropshire and Mixed by Dylan Shropshire. To keep up to date on all Captain Flashman news, follow him on Facebook and Instagram Episode website © Dave Healey 2024 Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
Trailer · Mon, October 14, 2024
Captain Flashman Announcement
Send us a text Enjoy this trailer for the Season 2 Premiere of Captain Flashman: Defender of the Universe. Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
Bonus · Thu, August 29, 2024
Captain Flashman Presents: Chief Magician Carl’s Antique Jewelry Road Show- Summer Bonus
Send us a text As many of you know, Captain Flashman: Defender of the Universe is taking the summer off but not to worry, we’ve come up with a wonderful summer replacement show; Carl’s Antique Jewelry Road Show. Unfortunately Carl was caught pocketing the participant’s antiques so we have a brand new summer replacement show for the summer replacement show; Khan the Cruel’s Antique Jewelry Road Show. So instead of traveling around the kingdom, participants will travel to Khan’s palace to show off their prized antiques in a basement room just down the hall from Khan’s world famous dungeon. So join us for a fun, family experience as Khan explains all about antique weaponized jewelry. Episode Website: https://captainflashmandefenderoftheuniverse.buzzsprout.com To keep up to date on all the Captain Flashman news, follow him on Facebook and Instagram. This episode stars Sam Agro, Dave Healey, and Vicki Jenkins. Music by Jeff Rosenthal. Produced, Directed and Written by Dave Healey. Recorded, Mixed and Soundscape Design by Dave Healey. If you enjoyed the podcast please subscribe and give us a friendly review. © Dave Healey 2024 Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
Bonus · Tue, July 23, 2024
Captain Flashman Presents: Chief Magician Carl's Antique Jewelry Road Show- Summer Bonus
Send us a text As those of you that follow Captain Flashman: Defender of the Universe on social media already know, Captain Flashman: Defender of the Universe is taking the summer off but that doesn’t mean you won’t be entertained. That’s right, this summer we have a very special summer replacement show for you to enjoy; Chief Magician Carl’s Antique Jewelry Road Show. All summer long, Chief Magician Carl will be travelling the Kingdom of Sapphire Sorcery, talking to collectors about one of his passions, antique weaponized jewelry and of course he’ll appraise the value of every piece. So not only will you be entertained by Chief Magician Carl but you’ll learn all about lethal antique weaponized jewelry and its true value. So sit back and enjoy Chief Magician Carl and the world of antique weaponized jewelry. Episode Website: https://captainflashmandefenderoftheuniverse.buzzsprout.com To keep up to date on all the Captain Flashman news, follow him on Facebook and Instagram. This episode stars Gene Abella, Melyssa Ade, Sam Agro, Sean Browning, Dave Healey, Jane Luk, Vicki Jenkins and Ann McDougall. Music by Jeff Rosenthal. Produced, Directed and Written by Dave Healey. Recorded, Mixed and Soundscape Design by Dave Healey. If you enjoyed the podcast please subscribe and give us a friendly review. © Dave Healey 2024 Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
S1 E7 · Wed, May 15, 2024
The Sleep Of The Gassed
Send us a text After Prince Belfast and Captain Flashman tied for first place in Khan the Cruel's Tournament of Death, Khan was forced to offer both the first prize; a kingdom of their choice and bride. To Captain Flashman he gave the Kingdom of the Grottos and the hand of Eve Arden however his kingdom was in revolt. Further he stipulated that the kingdom must be subdued before the marriage could take place. Once at the Kingdom of the Grottos, Captain Flashman defeated the rebel leader Nog and was on the verge of conquering the entire kingdom when without warning, he was attacked by the Frog People. In the ensuing melee, Captain Flashman was knocked senseless. Will Captain Flashman remain senseless? Will he be captured by the Frog People? Or will Eve’s scream of panic save the day? Listen in to find out the answers to these and many other unimportant questions. Episode Website: https://captainflashmandefenderoftheuniverse.buzzsprout.com To keep up to date on all the Captain Flashman news, follow him on Facebook and Instagram. This episode stars: Gene Abella as Captain Credo Melyssa Ade as The Guard, DJ and Frog Person Sam Agro as The Announcer and Carl Sean Browning as Captain Flashman Dave Healey as The Stuffed-Up Announcer and Frog person Vicki Jenkins as Credo's Soldier, Weather Person and Frog Person Jane Luk as Queen Cerulean Ann McDougall as Eve Music by Jeff Rosenthal Recorded, Edited and Sound Design by Jason Nobrega Produced, Directed, Written and Soundscape Design by Dave Healey If you enjoyed the podcast please subscribe and give us a friendly review. © Dave Healey 2024 Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
S1 E6 · Fri, March 08, 2024
It's My Party And I'll Slay If I Want To
Send us a text After saving Vulpolis, Captain Flashman, Eve, Prince Belfast and Dr Krakow were released from their bonds of slavery by Queen Vulkaren who also promised to host Captain Flashman and Eve's wedding. In the midst of their pre-wedding banquet, Khan the Cruel arrived. Annoyed that Captain Flashman had been freed, Khan re-arrested him and his friends and forced Captain Flashmanto fight in a tournament whose first prize was both freedom and a kingdom of their own to rule while second prize was never-ending and perpetual death. Will Captain Flashman survive the tournament of death? Will Khan force Eve to marry him? And will Dr Krakow and Prince Belfast's secondary billing seal their doom? The only way to find out is to listen. Episode Website: https://captainflashmandefenderoftheuniverse.buzzsprout.com To keep up to date on all the Captain Flashman news, follow him on Facebook and Instagram. This episode stars: Gene Abella as Captain Credo and Dying Assassin #2 Melyssa Ade as Queen Vulkaren and Ms. Rutta-Nog Sam Agro as The Announcer and MC Sean Browning as Captain Flashman and Dying Assassin #1 Oliver Georgiou as Prince Belfast and Nog Dave Healey as The Stuffed-Up Announcer, Khan the Cruel and Bumba-Jon Vicki Jenkins as Princess Halo and Dr Krakow Ann McDougall as Eve Music by Jeff Rosenthal Sound Engineering, Editing and Sound Design by Jason Nobrega Produced, Directed, Written and Soundscape Design by Dave Healey If you enjoyed the podcast please subscribe and give us a friendly review. © Dave Healey 2024 Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
S1 E5 · Tue, January 16, 2024
All’s Fair in Love and Universal Domination
Send us a text After crashing on Vulpolis, a city suspended in mid air, Captain Flashman, Prince Belfast, Dr Krakow and Eve were taken prisoner by Vulkaren, the Queen of the Vulture People. There Eve was sentenced to be the companion of Vulkaren while the others were forced to work in the Bird Cage, the busiest yet most under-staffed restaurant in the city. Through careful planning, all four of our heroes were able to escape the evil clutches of Vulkaren, leaving her for dead on her own throne room floor. When Captain Flashman and Eve became separated from Prince Belfast and Dr Krakow, they were forced to return to the throne room only to find Vulkaren alive and holding a ray gun. Will Captain Flashman and Eve die at the hands of Queen Vulkaren? Will Dr Krakow and Prince Belfast arrive time to save them? Or will the customary ‘something unexpected’ happen again to save our heroes? Episode Website: https://captainflashmandefenderoftheuniverse.buzzsprout.com To keep up to date on all the Captain Flashman news, follow him on Facebook and Instagram. This episode stars: Sam Agro as The Announcer and the Captain of the Guard/Headwaiter Sean Browning as Captain Flashman Dave Healey as The Stuffed-Up Announcer and Khan the Cruel Ann McDougall as Eve Gene Abella as Prince Belfast and Khan's Soldier Vicki Jenkins as Princess Halo and Dr Krakow Melyssa Ade as Queen Vulkaren Music by Jeff Rosenthal Recorded, Edited and Sound Design by Jason Nobrega Produced, Directed, Written and Soundscape Design by Dave Healey If you enjoyed the podcast please subscribe and give us a friendly review. © Dave Healey 2024 Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
S1 E4 · Fri, December 01, 2023
What You Say To A Vulkaren
Send us a text After being captured by Khan the Cruel, Captain Flashman, Eve Arden, Prince Belfast and Dr Krakow were sentenced to work as slaves in the busiest yet most understaffed restaurant of the Vulture People. While en route, our four heroes escaped their prison cells only to find that the transport ship they were travelling on, had caught fire. Will they survive the fiery crash? And if they do, will our heroes be forced to work in the busiest yet most understaffed restaurant in the City of the Vulture People? Episode Website: https://captainflashmandefenderoftheuniverse.buzzsprout.com To keep up to date on all the Captain Flashman news follow him on Facebook and Instagram. This episode stars: Gene Abella as Prince Belfast and Bird #1 Melyssa Ade as Queen Vulkaren and Bird #2 Sam Agro as the Announcer and The Captain of the Guards/Headwaiter Sean Browning as Captain Flashman Vicki Jenkins as Dr Krakow and Princess Halo Ann McDougall as Eve Arden Dave Healey as the Stuffed-Up Sponsor Music by Jeff Rosenthal Recorded, Edited and Sound Design by Jason Nobrega Produced, Directed, Written and Soundscape Design by Dave Healey If you enjoyed the podcast please subscribe and give us a friendly review. © 2023 Dave Healey Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
S1 E3 · Sun, October 29, 2023
Human Balls And Other Quirks Of The Cosmos
Send us a text In our last episode Captain Flashman, Eve Arden, Dr Krakow and Prince Belfast were captured by Khan the Cruel and then both Captain Flashman and Prince Belfast were forced to fight to the death in the aptly named Pit of Surprise. What rude awakening is in store for our heroic duo in the Pit of Surprise? Will Eve be forced to marry Khan the Cruel? What about Dr Krakow? Will she be forced to fill out endless rounds of pointless grant applications? And what other evil surprises does Khan have in store for our heroes? Episode Website: https://captainflashmandefenderoftheuniverse.buzzsprout.com To keep up to date on all the Captain Flashman news follow him on Facebook and Instagram This episode stars: Sam Agro as the Announcer Vicki Jenkins as Dr Krakow and Bog Oliver Georgiou as Prince Belfast and Khan’s Soldier Sean Browning as Captain Flashman Ann McDougall as Eve Dave Healey as the Stuffed-Up Sponsor and Khan the Cruel Music by Jeff Rosenthal Recorded, Edited and Sound Design by Jason Nobrega Produced, Directed, Written and Soundscape Design by Dave Healey Can't get enough of Jeff Rosenthal? Then check out his books on probability: http://probability.ca/sbl/ If you enjoyed the podcast please subscribe and give us a friendly review. © 2023 Dave Healey Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
S1 E2 · Sat, September 16, 2023
Something Borrowed, Someone Blue
Send us a text Captain Flashman and Princes Halo escape the clutches of Khan the Cruel by throwing themselves over the Cliff of Infinite Height only to be rescued by the rebel Prince Belfast. Finding that they all are sworn enemies of Khan, Captain Flashman, Dr Krakow and Prince Belfast join forces to face him in a showdown. Meanwhile Eve Arden is still being held captive by Khan the Cruel. Will our heroes defeat Khan and free Eve Arden? And where exactly do the loyalties of Princess Halo lie? Episode Website: https://captainflashmandefenderoftheuniverse.buzzsprout.com To keep up to date on all the Captain Flashman news follow him on Facebook and Instagram This episode stars: Sam Agro as the Announcer and Ronkel Vicki Jenkins as Halo, Dr Krakow and Bog Oliver Georgiou as Prince Belfast and Khan’s Soldier Sean Browning as Captain Flashman Ann McDougall as Eve and Belfast’s Soldier Dave Healey as the Stuffed-Up Sponsor and Khan the Cruel Music by Jeff Rosenthal Recorded, Edited and Sound Design by Jason Nobrega Produced, Directed, Written and Soundscape Design by Dave Healey If you enjoyed the podcast please subscribe and give us a friendly review. Can't get enough of Jeff Rosenthal? Then check out his books on probability: http://probability.ca/sbl/ If you enjoyed the podcast please subscribe and give us a friendly review. © 2023 Dave Healey Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
S1 E1 · Wed, August 02, 2023
Asteroids Only Kill Dinosaurs
Send us a text On route to their wedding Captain Flashman and his fiancée, paramour and main squeeze, Eve Arden are highjacked by Dr Krakow to help stop an asteroid that is on a collision course for earth. Will our heroes be able to stop this falling sphere from destroying their home? Episode Website: https://captainflashmandefenderoftheuniverse.buzzsprout.com To keep up to date on all the Captain Flashman news follow him on Facebook and Instagram This special double length episode stars: Sam Agro as the Announcer, the Areoplane Captain, the Soldier, the Auctioneer and Brother Baynard Sean Browning as Captain Flashman Vicki Jenkins as Princess Halo and the Elevator Attendant Jane Luk as Dr Krakow, Big Mongo and the Minister Ann McDougall as Eve Arden Dave Healey as the Stuffed-Up Sponsor, the Old Man with a Parachute, Khan the Cruel and the Guard Music by Jeff Rosenthal Recorded, Edited and Sound Design by Jason Nobrega Produced, Directed, Written and Soundscape Design by Dave Healey If you enjoyed the podcast please subscribe and give us a friendly review. © 2023 Dave Healey Support the show Captain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023
loading...