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The Blume Saloon: A Judy Blume Book Podcast

A hilarious and nostalgic journey through all the Judy Blume books, hosted by Jody Worthington and Molly Sanchez. With Scotch-fueled dramatic readings and deep dives into '70s and '80s nostalgia, boobs, boners, and bullies, this show ain't for kids. Join them every other week as they delve into a few more chapters from a favorite Judy novel!

Tue, April 08, 2025
234. Oatmeal on the Beach
"Fudge-a-Mania," chapters 11-12. Jody and Molly bring you the PENULTIMATE episode of this hilarious 1990 Judy Blume sequel to "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and "Superfudge". Jimmy and Sheila form an alliance, Fudge ODs on blueberries, and Peter joins the ISAF Club. There's also a harrowing sailing excursion with the most amazing food, and an unlikely artistic collab between Frank Fargo and Tootsie. Thank you to Blume Heads Tori and Sue for their great letters. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every other week!
Tue, March 25, 2025
233. Uppies and Airplanes
"Fudge-a-Mania," chapters 9-10. Jimmy Fargo arrives! Fudge gets eaten by the rollaway bed! Peter falls in luv at the library! Judes packs the action and comedy gold into these two chapters of her 1990 follow-up to "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and "Superfudge." Jody and Molly discuss weird dads, bad moms, and our Most Judy Blume Moments of the Week. And Molly presents a fascinating Special Report on "Tell Me a Mitzi" author Lore Segal. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every other week!
Mon, March 10, 2025
232. Skin Johnson, DDS
"Fudge-a-Mania," chapters 7-8. This 1990 Judy Blume classic HOLDS UP. Peter fantasizes about meeting Big Apfel and toxic toilet gas. Fudge plants a stupid rock garden. Libby sports her iconic snoopy tee. And we meet Mitzi! Molly and Jody do some dramatic readings and dive deeper into the themes of Maine Coon Cats, names that sound like desserts, and Jeff Probst's child gauntlet. And what a treat to receive notes from Blume Heads Dawn and Gracie, as well as a beautiful ode to Maine from Blume Head Alison. We also have a CELEBRITY LETTER to share. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every other week!
Tue, February 25, 2025
231. Finding Nemo Style
"Fudge-a-Mania," chapters 4-6. Jody and Molly obsess over the 1990 fan-fave by Judy Blume. Uncle Feather (not a scuba diver) goes missing! Sheila scores a sweet childcare gig, and Peter is Peter-ing. Jody and Molly do some dramatic readings and chat about dreaming birds, Gary Paulsen, and street urchin photo-ops. Molly presents a fantastic Special Report on the history of babysitting, and Jody spills a secret she's never revealed before. Huge thank you to Blume Heads Susan and Alison for their wonderful letters! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every other week!
Mon, February 10, 2025
230. Absolut Cranberry
"Fudge-a-Mania", chapters 1-3. New book, new year, and new co-host as the Cocoon welcomes Molly Sanchez into the fold! Join Jody and Molly on a trip back to 1990, where Wilson Phillips is pumpin', My Pretty Ballerina is dancin', and Moscow is Big Mac-in'. They chat about the epic Chunnel breakthrough, Ryan White, the ADA Capitol Crawl, and a Big Bird near-miss space tragedy. The gals also talk about the Netflix Forever trailer and toilet reading. Meanwhile, over in Fudge-land, the Hatchers head to Maine! But Sheila is there, oh no! And they're sharing a house! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every other week!
Thu, January 02, 2025
Odds and Ends #29: Sexy Fairies
Wow, Blume Heads, it's been a year! Oopsie! We've missed you so much and are back to launch Blume Saloon 2.0, kicking it off with a little catch-up and BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Jody and Alison yap about the recent Utah book bans and updates on the Netflix Forever miniseries. They read three lovely listener letters (thank you Dani, Kirsten, and Lauren!), and take a very legit Buzzfeed quiz on 2025 resolutions. Happy new year and stay tuned for our next book, FUDGE-A-MANIA!
Sun, December 31, 2023
Odds and Ends #28: HNY Harriet!
Happiest New Year Harriet-Heads! We bring closure to our epic "Harriet The Spy" journey by watching the totally adorable Nickelodeon movie starring Michelle Trachtenberg, reading film and book reviews, getting Judy Blume's perspective on the novel, and a new listener letter (thank you, Jennifer!). Get ready to weigh in soon on our NEXT JUDY BOOK – peep social meeds for details. See you in 2024!
Mon, December 04, 2023
229. Retraction
"Harriet the Spy," chapter 16. It's a SURPRISE FINALE! Jody and Alison finish Louise Fitzhugh's 1964 kid lit novel and cannot believe it's over. Harriet writes some truly awful editorials for the Sixth Grade Page, witnesses the implosion of the Spy Catcher Club, and makes good with a vague public apology. Join the gals for dramatic readings and commentary, and join us next week for a super special Odds and Ends! It's a (sometimes) Judy Blume book club. Join us (almost) every week!
Mon, November 27, 2023
228. ASBO
"Harriet the Spy," chapters 14-15 (it's a twofer!). Harriet sees a shrink, takes a forced sabbatical, and gets a major dissing from besties Janie and Sport. On a brighter note, she receives a much-needed letter from beloved Ole Golly and returns to class with a vengeance – much to Marion Hawthorne's dismay. Join Alison and Jody as they near the end of this 1964 instant classic, written by Louise Fitzhugh. And giant thank you to Blume Head Bex for her authority on ASBOs! It's a (sometimes) Judy Blume book club. Join us (almost) every week!
Tue, October 24, 2023
227. Pigeon Fancier's Lung
"Harriet the Spy," chapter 13. Harriet has entered Gremlin Sociopath mode and we are here for it. Jody and Alison discuss this wild and weird 1964 kid lit classic by Louise Fitzhugh, and can't get over our heroine's descent into sadistic nihilism. To keep things light, Jody presents a Special Report on cancer fighting pigeons. And of course there's lots of dramatic reading and the usual Cocoon shenanigans. It's a (sometimes) Judy Blume book club. Join us (almost) every week!
Tue, October 17, 2023
226. People Pleasers
"Harriet the Spy," chapter 12. Alison and Jody read, discuss, and dissect Louise Fitzhugh's 1964 kid lit nonvel about a child creeper and her vengeful classmates. The big news this week is the retaliation parade. Harriet's starting to get worried. There's dramatic readings, retro commercials, and TWO A+ Blume Head letters from Sawyer and Anne! lt's a (sometimes) Judy Blume book club. Join us (almost) every week!
Tue, October 10, 2023
225. We Live in a Community
"Harriet the Spy," chapter 11. Harriet has been SHUNNED. There's ink spilling, clubhouse construction, and a grapefruit-sized spitball. Thank you, Louise Fitzhugh, for ramping up the dramz this week! Join Alison and Jody for a romp through 1964 Manhattan, dramatic readings, pet sounds, and a listener letter (shout out Blume Head Sue!). It's a (sometimes) Judy Blume book club. Join us (almost) every week!
Mon, September 18, 2023
224. Jesus Wept
"Harriet the Spy," chapter 10. The bully gets bullied! We've seen this before (hi, Blubber!), and it ain't pretty. Join Jody and Alison as they make their way through Louise Fitzhugh's 1964 novel about a sixth grade Mata Hari wannabe. Harriet's notebook gets stolen along with her tomato sandwich and dignity. Even Sport and Janie have turned against her! Tune in for dramatic readings and kid lit comedy. It's a Judy Blume book club (sometimes). Join us every week!
Mon, September 11, 2023
223. Slammed!
"Harriet the Spy," chapters 8-9. Mr. and Mrs. Robinson have a 6-foot baby and the Dei Santis have some DRAAAMA. Also – Harriet gets caught! In the dumb waiter! But not before she has her iconic moment rolling around in an onion trance. Thank you, Louise Fitzhugh, for this INSANE book about a little rascal in 1964 Manhattan. Join Jody and Alison for bad Italian accents, a new drinking game, and a spliendid listener letter (thank you Blume Head Dani! It's a Judy Blume book club (sometimes). Join us every week!
Mon, August 28, 2023
222. You are an Onion
"Harriet the Spy," chapter 7. Ole Golly, we miss you! Harriet has been deemed a fat lady and an onion and she ain't happy about it. Miss Berry loses her mind amid a vaguely sexual monologue re: vegetables. Join Jody and Alison as they bury themselves in Harriet's weird world, with dramatic readings and 1964 commercials. Thank you Blume Head Amanda for the wonderful letter! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Mon, August 21, 2023
221. Is It Robbers?
"Harriet the Spy," chapter 6. Ole Golly LEAVES! What?! We have not recovered. But please accompany us in reading this Louise Fitzhugh best-seller to find out how it all unfolds. There's a Berkeley Bike Basket adventure date, more egg creams, and an epic mother meltdown. We talk about the mystery Paul Newman flick, milk radiation, and the infamous Sunshine Project. Content warning: there is mention of child cadavers so please skip the Special Report if you need to. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Tue, August 15, 2023
220. Progurt
"Harriet the Spy," chapter 5. Alison and Jody journey back to Louise Fitzhugh's depiction of 1964 Manhattan, a world of little twerps and wise nannies. Ole Golly goes on a perfectly lovely Mary Poppins-ish date and – of course – Harriet stalks her. Mom talks about her vomitorious meet-cute with Dad. Harriet gets existential about loneliness. There's a weird tickle. Jody presents TWO Special Reports on yogurt and Elizabeth Arden, while Alison drops some Mata Hari knowledge. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Mon, August 07, 2023
219. French Braid
"Harriet the Spy," chapter 4. Alison and Jody read and discuss this childhood favorite, written by icon Louise Fitzhugh in 1964. We learn the cat-man is also a yogurt-man. The Robertsons show off their furniture. Janie blows up the house to avoid dance class. Harriet daydreams of her future office hours. Let's gather in the Cocoon to chat about insomnia, Barbie, and... does Jody like this book?! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us (almost) every week!
Tue, July 25, 2023
218. Disney Adults
"Harriet the Spy," chapter 3. Harriet breaks and enters. Sport balances the books. Dad goes on a fink rampage. Ole Golly has... a BOYFRIEND?! So much is going down in this cherished and contentious novel by Louise Fitzhugh. Alison and Jody follow Harriet through Manhattan, from inside the famous dumbwaiter to the luncheonette for an egg cream. Speaking of egg creams – do you know WHY they're called egg creams? We'll tell you! Join us for fun facts, radio plays, and1964 commercials. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Mon, July 17, 2023
217. Cake and Milk
"Harriet the Spy," chapter 2. Jody and Alison barrel ahead with this beloved and controversial Louise Fitzhugh novel! Harriet starts 6th grade (just like Margaret!) and there's no holds barred when it comes to talking sh*t about her classmates and teachers. The only acceptable ones are Sport who needs to give his face a good rinse and Janie who may or may not be a human doomsday machine. Don't even get us started on the Boy with Purple Socks. Hop into this 1964 time machine and join us for dramatic readings, jokes, and judgements. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Mon, July 10, 2023
216. Benevolent Widower
“Harriet the Spy,” chapter 1. NEW BOOK, NEW BOOK! Jody and Alison start in on Louise Fitzhugh’s seminal kid-lit novel about a 11-year-old Manhattan scamp in 1964. They unpack the movies, TV, music, and newsworthy events of the year – including the New York World’s Fair, the Boston Strangler, Beatlemania, and Pop Tarts. We meet Harriet M. Welsch, Sport, Ole Golly, and let’s not ever EVER forget Mrs. Golly. Come for the literature, stay for the dramatic readings, commentary, and vintage commercials. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Mon, June 26, 2023
Odds and Ends #27: Man-Ho
It's the long-awaited "Here's To You, Rachel Robinson" Odds and Ends! Come along with Jody and Alison as they lead you through an epic Rachel extravaganza. They read fabulous listener letters (thank you so much Molly and Brooke!), present two Special Reports on Natural Helpers and Birth Order Theory, perform Palfrey's Pond fanfic, and share some choice one-star reviews. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Tue, May 23, 2023
215. Secrets Secrets Are No Fun
“Here’s To You, Rachel Robinson,” chapters 23-24. It’s the finale y’all! The last of Macbeth! The last Jeremy Dragon Roll Call! It’s so haaard to say goodbyyye to Palfrey’s Pond. Rachel reveals to the gang that she and Jeremy made out and she’s joining Challenge. Alison and Steph slip up with some shady politician plans. Charles continues to talk with a mouthful of cold food. Join Alison and Jody for early-’90s vintage ads, dramatic readings, and a Sea Band Special Report. And in two weeks we’ll do our big Rachel Wrap-Up! It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Mon, May 15, 2023
214. Kissing Potion
“Here’s To You, Rachel Robinson,” chapters 21-22. OMG, can you EVEN handle the excitement?! Rachel and Paul go on their date(?!) and Cousin Tarren throws a major curveball. Jeremy Dragon and his Monopoly car pay a surprise visit and (spoiler!) there’s some epic Frenching by the Raccoon Tree. Join Alison and Jody as they journey back to 1993 for some Palfrey’s Pond shenanigans, dramatic readings, and a fascinating Special Report on Ellis Island name changes. Godfather II, how dare you? It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Mon, May 08, 2023
213. The Margaret Movie is Perfect
"Here's To You, Rachel Robinson," chapters 19-20. It's the big Ellis Island trip, baby! Rachel tries her Sea-Bands, fights with a 10-year-old, and plans a DATE(?!) with Paul Madeiros. Dad and Charles reconnect. Mom is nowhere to be found. Join Alison and Jody for an extremely thorough run-down of the incredible Are You There God, It's Me Margaret film, dramatic readings, advice on how to tune up your 'tude, and a wonderful letter from Blume Head Laura. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Mon, May 01, 2023
212. Attitude Tune-Up
"Here's To You, Rachel Robinson," chapters 17-18. Jody and Alison invite you into the Cocoon to talk about this 1993 Judy Blume follow-up to "Just as Long as We're Together"! A Robinson-Rybczynski family dinner turns sour, Dad gets mad, Charles turns into a gargoyle and quotes Tolstoy, and Rachel finds her feelings in therapy. There's dramatic readings and listener letters about sex hotlines and mom purse smells (thank you Dawn and Chalon), so come on in! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Mon, April 24, 2023
Odds and Ends #27: Judy Blume Forever Interview with Davina Pardo and Leah Wolchok
Alison and Jody take a break from Rachel Robinson to hang with the directors/producers of Judy Blume Forever, Davina Pardo and Leah Wolchok! Listen in for an intimate Blume Head chat about the absolutely phenomenal documentary and a li'l recap of the film, out now on Amazon Prime! Thank you Davina and Leah for spending time in the Cocoon with us, what a TREAT!
Mon, April 17, 2023
211. Amnesteem
"Here's To You, Rachel Robinson," chapters 15-16. Alison and Jody's read-along of this nostalgic Judy Blume novel brings you back to 1993 and the world of Palfrey's Pond. Rachel wins her debate and gets a Jeremy Dragon lapdance, Mom takes to her bed after losing the Big Case, Dana Carpenter asserts herself, and Paul is a creep. Join the gang for dramatic readings, commentary, a Seinfeld impression, Special Reports on Accutane and the StairMaster, and TWO Blume Head letters (thank you Brie and Geniene)! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Mon, April 10, 2023
210. Red Cashmere Sweater
“Here’s To You, Rachel Robinson,” chapters 13-14. Drama and excitement descend upon Palfrey’s Pond! Charles embarks upon a name change journey and hosts a Metallica party. Rowena and The StairMaster go line dancing. But most thrilling of all, JEREMY DRAGON AND MACBETH PLAY MONOPOLY! In Rachel’s room! Join Jody and Alison as they travel back to 1993 and get into all the gory details of this wonderful Judy Blume YA novel. There’s throwback commercials, dramatic readings and letters from Blume Heads Helen and Allie. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Mon, April 03, 2023
209. Franny for Everyone
"Here's To You, Rachel Robinson," chapters 11-12. Jody and Alison read, dissect, and discuss this fan-fave Judy Blume novel, published in 1993. Rachel practices being a Natural Helper, Jessica lands a job at Going Places and campaigns for Accutane, and Steph has a tough time dealing with Rowena's New Groove. Meanwhile, Judes is driving around Key West in her shiny new StairMaster-powered Ford Explorer. Join the gals for dramatic readings, King's Quest memories, and a new Franny On Her Own theme song. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Mon, March 20, 2023
208. Time Machine
"Here's To You, Rachel Robinson," chapters 9-10. In one of Judy Blume's finest YA novels, Rachel continues to obsess over her normalcy and crushes on an older man with rimless frames. Charles tries to woo Alison with a fake adoption (don't worry, he later gets barfed on). Mom teaches us all a good lesson in problem solving and the Crusades. Join Al and Jody for the usual dramatic readings, comedic analysis, and a mind-blowing letter from Blume Head Andrea. CRYSTALS! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Mon, March 13, 2023
207. Grandma's Tummy Mint
"Here's To You, Rachel Robinson," chapters 7-8. Join Jody and Al as they dive into Judy Blume's 1993 sequel to "Just as Long as We're Together." Rachel is overextended, stressed and rolling down literal hills, and Stephanie and Alison just DON'T GET IT. Charles eats mayonnaise salmon and has a shower. Dana and Jeremy Dragon go through some marital issues – rumor has it MARCELLA is to blame (love you, Marcella)! There's also dramatic readings, personality assessments, and an informative Fairfield follow-up from Blume Head Alycia. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sun, March 05, 2023
206. Nielsen Family
"Here's To You, Rachel Robinson," chapters 5-6. Charles comes home to bake coffee cake, Rachel names her future child Toledo, and Gram comes to life on Mother's Day. Join Jody and Alison for a Special Report on Arthur the Hairball Lion, dramatic readings, prom talk, and two beautiful letters from Blume Heads Dara and Alycia! Keep that mail coming! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sun, February 26, 2023
205. He's Doing Gymnastics
"Here's To You, Rachel Robinson," chapters 3-4. In this 1993 sequel to Judy Blume's "Just as Long as We're Together," Rachel practices for the seed spitting championship, broods over Charles' antics, and runs away from Steph and Alison's constant questioning. Matthew scores a womb goal. Jody and Al work up theories about mom and Dr. Sparks, do dramatic readings, and listen to some nostalgic commercials of the era. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sat, February 18, 2023
204. Whoot There It Is
“Here’s To You, Rachel Robinson,” chapters 1-2. Jody and Al get back to their Judy roots with this 1993 follow-up to “Just as Long as We’re Together.” They talk about the world events, movies, music, and TV that shaped Rachel, Steph, and Alison’s lives. Think: Beanie Babies, Jurassic Park and Norwegian Black Metal murders. Meanwhile in Palfrey's Pond, Rachel writes her very Wes Anderson-eqsue bio, worries about Charles, and sees sister Jessica off to prom in a stolen dress. Tune in for nostalgia, laughs, and ‘90s jams you hadn’t thought about in years. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, February 03, 2023
Odds and Ends #26: Alice AGAIN
Part TWO of our Alice Odds and Ends extravaganza! Alison and Jody discuss Rick Emerson's "Unmask Alice," which sheds so much light on the warped world of Beatrice Sparks, her motivation for writing Alice, Jay's Journal, and so many other faux diaries. Art Linkletter and the Satanic Panic also feature heavily. Then the gals recap and critique the surprisingly decent 1973 "Go Ask Alice" made-for-TV film featuring William Shatner, Andy Griffith, and Mackenzie Phillips. And with that, we are DONE with Alice, folks! We'll be announcing our next Judy Blume book soon, so stay tuned!
Sat, January 28, 2023
Odds and Ends #25: All About Alice
Part One of our epic two-part Alice Odds and Ends! This week Jody and Alison discuss all things “Go Ask Alice” – from fanfic, to its critical reception, to reader reviews. There’s also some great listener letters from Blume Heads Sawyer and Dani. But MOST IMPORTANTLY, Jody finally dishes on the New York screening of “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret,” and her momentous Judy Blume meet cute. You don’t want to miss what happened. Tune in next week as we delve into “Unmask Alice” by Rick Emerson and the 1973 made-for-TV film adaptation!
Fri, December 16, 2022
203. Teen Mom or Death
“Go Ask Alice,” August 14, 1970–Epilogue. Well friends, we did it. Jody and Alison are DUNZO. Alice makes water ballet friends, meets her first subway armpit hair, has a rendez-vous with Joel, and decides to stop journaling. And THEN some. Join us for vintage commercials, dramatic readings, and to hear who Al met at the Emmys. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sat, December 10, 2022
202. How is Babby Formed?
"Go Ask Alice," July 25–August 12, 1970. Mac and cheese with bits of bologna, anyone?! Alice moves into the Youth Center/Asylum and meets babbling Babbie, interviews her fellow inmates for her social work career, and watches TV with thirty older ladies. Come join Alison and Jody for some deep analysis, critique, and melodramatic readings from this classic YA novel. You've never read this book the way we're doing it. Join us every week!
Fri, December 02, 2022
201. Freak Wharf
“Go Ask Alice,” June 16–July 24, 1970. Buckle up, y’all, this is a NUTTY episode. Gran dies, RIP Gran. Joel leaves town, RIP Joel. Alice eats chocolate-covered LSD peanuts, has a mega freak-out, and ends up in the Booby Hatch. Alison and Jody chat worms, Adam Sandler, and perform dramatic readings. And there’s a great letter from new Blume Head, Donna! It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sat, November 26, 2022
200. Dopey Dopers
“Go Ask Alice,” April 27–June 16, 1970. Alice meets an innocent young scholar at the college library (he’s doomed!) and gets bullied at school. Gramps dies, RIP Gramps. Join Jody and Alison for some post-Thanksgiving good times, including dramatic readings, literary critiques, the most stupid quiz ever, and a hilarious letter from Blume Head Danielle! It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sat, November 12, 2022
199. Hand Art
“Go Ask Alice,” ?-April 24, 1970. Join us for fruit cups and wilted lettuce salad, it’s time for more Alice shenanigans! Alice meets herself in the park, somehow finds her way back home, has a terrifying-but-sexy flashback, and yet manages to whip up a gourmet meal for mom. Alison and Jody talk about hair, firemen, and dogs in strollers. And there's dramatic readings galore. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sat, November 05, 2022
198. Wamargaret
“Go Ask Alice,” Feb 6, 1970-? Alice hitchhikes to Denver, ends up in Coos Bay, then somehow finds herself in Southern California. In between sleeping under a shrub and becoming a Priestess of Satan, she’s made some new friends and hit some new lows. Join Jody and Alison for Fentanyl Skittles, dramatic readings, some more Drug Talk (™), and a Special Report on the Digger Free Store. It’s a Judy Blume Book club. Join us every week!
Sat, October 29, 2022
197. Chitty Chat and Writey Write
“Go Ask Alice,” Dec 13, 1969–Jan 30, 1970. Cover yourself in ashes and sackcloth, Blume Heads, Alice and Chris are DUNZO with Berkeley! They fly home and have a nice, wholesome holiday season with orange yeast rolls. But then Black and Blue Lane comes along and ruins it all. Alison and Jody talk about texting etiquette, uppers vs. downers, and famous trust fund pets. Join us for dramatic readings, literary criticism, and Drug Talk with Jody. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sat, October 15, 2022
196. Emegency
“Go Ask Alice,” Oct 19-Dec 12, 1969. Alice and Chris move to San Francisco! And then Berkeley! They buy a TV, try heroin, and open a boutique! Join Alison and Jody as they bravely maneuver through this 1971 pseudo-diary and bring light to the darkness. They perform dramatic readings, calculate inflation, and do their best to figure out where the hell Alice lives. Thank you to Blume Head Geniene for sharing the cutest classroom note from her high school beau. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, October 07, 2022
195. Diara
“Go Ask Alice,” Aug 14-Oct 18, 1969. Alice goes back home, pledges a drug-free life only to end up peddling LSD to elementary school kids. But we have great news – she's not pregnant! Join Jody and Alison for chat about outlet shopping, insomnia, Dexies and Bennies. And you don’t want to miss the hilarious Molly Sanchez reading from her 7th grade diary (excuse us, DIARA). It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, September 30, 2022
194. Button, Button, Who's Got the Button?
“Go Ask Alice,” June 15-Aug 13, 1969. Alice visits Gran and Gramps and goes HARD with torpedoes, speed, Adam and Eve. She goes all the way with Bill only to have true love Roger reappear soon after. Alison and Jody talk about bad trips, Pretty Wild, and read snippets of Jody’s boy-crazy 10th grade diary. Thank you Blume Head Sue for her sugary letter! It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, September 23, 2022
193. Impregnable Hole
“Go Ask Alice,” Jan 1-June 13, 1969. Alice has a horrible time at her new school but makes a friend, Mom’s a nag, Tim and Alex suck, and the boys JUICE IT UP! Join Alison and Jody to chat about this wild faux-diary by Anonymous, listen to dramatic readings, and soak up some glorious vintage commercials. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sat, September 17, 2022
192. Kaleidoscope of Archies
“Go Ask Alice,” Sept 16-Dec 25, 1968. New Judy-adjacent book alert! Join Jody and Alison as they embark upon their maiden Alice voyage. Your hosts will lead you through the music, movies, events, and pop culture of the years 1968-1970 as a primer, followed by some dramatic readings, critiques, and analysis. There's also an exciting Rumberger reveal. Alice gets the runaround from her one true love, eats six French fries, purchases a pearl, and has second thoughts about moving. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sat, August 20, 2022
Odds and Ends #24: Froffles
It’s the END of “It’s Not the End of the World.” Jody and Alison wrap up this 1972 Judy Blume novel with special guest “Have a Banana” Sally! We’ve got some divorce trivia, an Eggo Special Report, a celebrity quiz, and some classic Letters to Judy. Thank you to British Blume Head Louise for her A+ letter. Be sure to follow us to learn what our next book is!
Sat, August 06, 2022
191. Humdrum
“It’s Not the End of the World,” chapters 30-31. The FINAL CHAPTERS! Karen reaches the Hope Phase, Mom flies by the seat of her pants, and Amy makes her famous cold cut joke. Jody and Alison talk about non-bad divorce books, 1972 New Jersey separation laws, and the 1994 rom-com about a sex worker with a heart of gold, Milk Money. Tune in for a brand new “Isn’t That Random” about boredom and a wonderful letter from Blume Head Michelle! It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, July 29, 2022
190. Team Karen
"It's Not the End of the World," chapters 27-29. JEFF RETURNS from his mystery jaunt. Mom makes a life-shattering announcement. Dad convalesces in Las Vegas. Karen is nobody's favorite. Judy Blume's 1972 middle grade novel is really keeping us on our toes! Jody and Alison drink Corona and Athletic Greens and talk about bad parenting, thumbs, and the seven stages of grief. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, July 22, 2022
189. Crying Next to a Fish
“It’s Not the End of the World,” chapters 25-26. Diorama drama! Missing persons! Weird families! Judy Blume at her finest. Karen destroys the viking ‘rama and hits up the bookstore, Jeff’s still missing, and Mary Louise Rumberger gets suspicious. There’s TWO Special Reports: Al walks us through the wild history of hysteria and Jody talks about infamous child psychiatrist Richard A. Gardner, author of Val’s favorite – “The Boys and Girls Book About Divorce” (content warning for the end of the episode: mention of child sexual abuse and suicide). It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, July 08, 2022
188. Duth
“It’s Not the End of the World,” chapters 23-24. Jeff runs away, Mom and Daddy have an epic row, and Karen FINALLY melts down. Judy really brings on the divorce dark times. Alison and Jody chat about moving, the Real World New Orleans reunion, and the “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret” movie postponement. Thank you Blume Heads Jackie and Lisa for their great letters! It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sat, July 02, 2022
187. Sucre Papa
“It’s Not the End of the World,” chapters 20-22. Judy Blume paints the portrait of a 7th grader dealing with her parents’ divorce in 1972 and things are getting wild! Karen and Val have a strange bath party, Dad makes a terrible announcement, and there’s some diorama drama. Jody and Alison chat about nudist resorts and shaving lies. Tune in for vintage ads, dramatic readings, and the usual shenanigans. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, June 24, 2022
186. Burp it Out
"It's Not the End of the World," chapters 17-19. Karen's cards go unappreciated, Amy practices her parental manipulation skills, Jeff breaks a toe, and mom gets a JOB! Jody and Alison (all the way from Sweden!) discuss and reenact this 1972 classic Judy Blume novel, and talk about awkward anniversaries and fluorosis. Thank you SO very much to Bex and Geniene for their awesome letters! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sat, June 11, 2022
185. Aunt Cookie
"It's Not the End of the World," chapters 13-16. Come hang with Jody and Alison as they discuss this classic 1972 Judy Blume novel! Dad's got a new cow-colored bachelor pad, Karen makes a Val pal, Jeff's a rude dude, and Mom decides she's a working gal! Your hosts chat about childhood lies, do melodramatic reenactments, and read a sweet letter from Blume Head Sue J. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, June 03, 2022
184. The Last HoJo's
“It’s Not the End of the World,” chapters 10-12. Karen corners Jeff, gets her skate on, and asks one million questions. Mom lawyers up. Ruth gives bad advice. Debbie makes a chimp face. Your hosts Jody and Alison do dramatic readings, spit takes, and continue to be perplexed by the clueless adults in this 1972 YA novel! Jody presents her Peter theory and gives a very thorough Special Report on Howard Johnson’s. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, May 27, 2022
183. Rabies
“It’s Not the End of the World," chapters 7-9. Karen’s hitting new lows with a D on her book report and a sad HoJo’s martini dinner with Dad. Garfa comes to town and tries to Parent Trap the divorce situation. Jody and Alison chat about trundle beds, Phytophotodermatitis, and rabies advice. Thank you Blume Head Jennie for her fabulous letter! It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, May 13, 2022
182. Hey, 311 is a Great Band
“It’s Not the End of the World,” chapters 5-6. Alison and Jody recap and discuss Judy Blume’s 1972 novel about a sixth grader dealing with parental separation. Karen gets blindsided at the Red Bull Inn, picks a fight with sweet Debbie, and pulls a sickie. Your hosts chat about drugs, do dramatic readings, and bust out Jody’s high school newspaper column from 1996, “Isn’t that Random?”. It’s a Judy Blume Book club. Join us every week!
Fri, May 06, 2022
181. Porcelana
“It’s not the End of the World,” chapters 3-4. Al and Jody discuss this classic 1972 Judy Blume novel about D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Karen forgets her milk money, Amy gets mickey mouse pancakes, mom cries, and Dad abandons the fam for a weekend (is he sleeping at the furniture store?!). Alison and Jody discuss allergy shots, pee-pee jokes, and Anne Geddes dress-up. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, April 29, 2022
180. Hula Hoop
“It’s Not the End of the World,” chapters 1-2. Feels so good to be back in Judyville! Jody and Alison discuss this Judy Blume middle grade novel and set the scene for 1972 (AGAIN). You’ll learn everything you wanted to know about Chuck Berry bullying Keith Richards, the x-rated cartoon Fritz the Cat, Lidsville, and the voice of the Chipmunks. Karen makes it through another disastrous dinner fight and reminisces about her one A+ day in the snow. Mom throws a sponge. Daddy is a dick. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, April 08, 2022
Odds and Ends #23: Profoundly in Love with Pandora
Just our luck! We have finished “The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 ¾” by Sue Townsend! Jody and Alison discuss episode one of the 1985 TV adaptation, touch on some Adrian miscellany, play a quickie round of Jeopardy, and read some one-star reviews. They also veer into semi-relevant chat about Peloton star Cody Rigsby. Thanks so much Blume Head Danielle for her letter about Food Lion and her childhood performance of Fame. Stay tuned for our next book announcement – we’re going back to Judy y’all!
Fri, April 01, 2022
179. Shiny Happy People Holding Hands
“The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4,” March 17-April 3, 1982 (plus special American Afterword!). We finish the book! Adrian has a brief emotional affair, turns 15, and goes to the ER with a model plane stuck to his nose. Alison and Jody talk about Jungle Jim’s, Skeg Vegas, the Falkland islands, and all the perplexing Adrian British-isms. There's also some fun Judy news, and a shocking revelation about the height of your hosts! Tune in next week for our Odds and Ends wrap-up...
Fri, March 25, 2022
178. Herod
"The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4," Jan 17-March 16, 1982. Adrian becomes radicalized, Margaret Thatcher gets vandalized, and Elizabeth Sally Broadway is pulverized. Dad tries going into the spice rack biz but finds better luck cleaning filthy canals. Mom fends off advances from Creep Lucas. Bert seems to be doing great. Come hang with Alison and Jody as they chat nepotism babies, girl fights, the Samaritans, and cleavage. And thank you SO, SO MUCH to Blume Heads Jessica and Vikki for their incredible gifts! We are extremely grateful and appreciate your kindness so much! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, March 18, 2022
177. Bee and Quee
"The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4," Dec 19, 1981-Jan 16, 1982. Happy Back-End-200th-Episode to us! Jody and Alison celebrate by discussing Adrian's fox fur heist, the disastrous nativity play, Bert's nuptials, and more New Year's resolutions! There's a Special Report on Freddie Laker, two listener letters, some corrections (San-AT-o-gen!), and the usual dramatic reading tomfoolery. And last but definitely not least, some dead brill news about the new Judy Blume documentary! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us (almost) every week!
Fri, March 04, 2022
176. Society is Puke
"The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4," Nov 7-Dec 18, 1981. Adrian has swollen nipples, starts an avant garde school paper (VERY Newsdate by Sheila the Great), and steals a keychain. Mum returns just in time for the phone to be disconnected. Pandora simulates labor in the nativity play. Join Jody and Alison for TWO brilliant poetry readings (one autumnal, one punk), chat about things stuck in ears, a Special Report on BBC producer John Tydeman, and a couple Poe cameos. A zillion thank yous to our new Patrons, Sharalyn Cheney and Lauren Magallanes! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sat, February 12, 2022
175. Who Dey
“The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4,” Oct 9-Nov 6, 1981. Adrian nearly dies TWICE (camping and tonsils), goes to a weird Marriage Counselor Bonfire, and most importantly, FINDS CHARLIE! Jody and Alison chat about the newly announced Superfudge animated film, football, and of course, perform some faux British dramatic readings. Thank you, Sue Townsend, for this gem of a book. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, February 04, 2022
174. Kids are Murder!
"The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4," Aug 26-Oct 8, 1981. Adrian is made prefect, plays conkers, and experiences a harrowing school trip to the British Museum. Pandora helps clean Bert Baxter's cesspool of a home, sells Blossom (noooooo!) and rejects Ian Smith. Bert is kidnapped. Join Alison and Jody for some Sanatogen research, carpet cleaning woes, and try-hard English accents. There's dramatic readings, literary commentary, and the usual revelry. Thank you Vikki for the intel, and new Patron Sharalyn! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, January 28, 2022
173. Treat People Like People
"The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4," July 16-Aug 25, 1981. Adrian celebrates the Royal Wedding, looks up Mrs. O'Leary's skirt, mopes around Scotland with Mum and Lucas, and makes one million collect calls. Pandora gets stuck in the Tunis airport for a week and calls for a trial separation. Alison and Jody perform their usual dramatic reenactments and chat about waterlogged yoga mats and formerly hot royals. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sat, January 22, 2022
172. Got My Leg Over
"The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4," June 8-July 15, 1981. The Red Sock Revolution doesn't exactly go as planned, but who cares because ADRIAN AND PANDORA ARE IN LOVE! Adrian gets tonsillitis, Bert Baxter wreaks havoc in the hospital, the Singhs enter the chat, and Barry Kent flies his mum's knickers up the flagpole. Jody and Alison chat dentistry, bus captains, and Play School, and read two lovely letters from Blume Heads Dani and Geniene! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sat, January 15, 2022
171. My Little Nugget Queen
"The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4," May 6-June 7, 1981. Adrian paints his Noddy wallpaper black and becomes a red sock revolutionary. Dad is made redundant, the power shuts off, Bert Baxter loses his 40-year-old false teeth, Doreen Slater cures Dad's impotence, and Grandma beats up Barry Kent. Jody and Alison do dramatic readings and provide critical literary analysis of this Sue Townsend classic. Ginormous thank yous to Blume Heads Lisa and Deanna for their letters about drunk teens, Jane Eyre, and Panic in Needle Park. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, January 07, 2022
170. Foot Grapes
"The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4," April 11-May 5, 1981. Adrian sleeps over at Nigel's badass house, gets a prison girlfriend, and visits Mum and Mr. Lucas in Sheffield. There's also some French letter shenanigans, shower masturbation, and a religious experience at Grandma's. Alison and Jody talk about coin-fed electric meters, cheese with grape pips, vests, and the time Jody was into Monty Python. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, December 31, 2021
Odds and Ends #22: Kaeli in the Cocoon
Happy New Year's Eve! Jody and Alison are taking a wee break from Adrian Mole to welcome actor/writer/mystic/sarcastic, Kaeli! Grab your crystals and come inside the Cocoon to hear your hosts get their minds blown via natal charts and tarot readings. We'll be posting the full unabridged video of the sesh soon. See you in 2022 to find out how Adrian and Nigel's sleepover went. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week! Find Kaeli on Instagram @kaelioke, Twitter @kaeli, and TikTok @kaelioke
Sat, December 25, 2021
169. Big and Bouncy
"The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4," March 3-April 10, 1981. Happy Christmas Eve, Blume Heads! Adrian turns 14 and calls the emergency doctor over a case of zits, Nigel and Pandora split up (so do Adrian's parents), Bert Baxter terrorizes the OAP Skegness outing, and dad clobbers Mr. Lucas at their Civilized Meeting. Join Alison and Jody for a cup of Bovril and a deeper dive into Simone De Beauvoir, mediocre English accents, and dramatic reenactments. It's a Judy Blume (and Sue Townsend) book club. Join us every week!
Sat, December 18, 2021
168. Septuagesima
"The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4," Jan 16-March 2, 1981. Adrian stalks Pandora and gets his first WD, Mrs. Lucas moves out and takes her shrubs with her, Dad gets fancy groceries, and Mum's on a feminist journey. Jody and Alison muddle through Horlicks, seaside rock, betting shops, Beano, and spotted dick. Alison does her best Time and Temperature impression, and Jody misses her SAD light box. Thank you Lisa for your fabulous letter!
Fri, December 10, 2021
167. Green Lurex Apron
"The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4," Jan 1-15, 1981. Say hello to our new book, the Sue Townsend classic! Jody and Alison chat about 1981's events, music, movies, and TV... UK-style. Welcome to the year of John McEnroe's Wimbledon tirade, Charles and Diana, The Yorkshire Ripper, Bucks Fizz on Eurovision, and the teen who tried to shoot the Queen. Adrian starts the new year with some lofty resolutions, decides he's an intellectual, and writes a poem for Malcolm Muggeridge. Charlie runs away, Nigel shows off his tan, and Pandora enters the scene. There's also some classic British adverts and truly awful English accents (please forgive us). Super duper thank you to our newest Patron, Lisa W.! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, November 26, 2021
Odds and Ends #21: Spider-Fudge
The long awaited Superfudge wrap-up! Join us for a meandering episode full of Special Reports, '80s talk show clips, and Blume Head correspondence. Alison presents some one-star reviews, Santa stats, and introduces us to wok-master Stephen Yan. Jody finds more bizarre book edition updates, performs some Peter/Sheila fanfic, and spends a very long time talking about dog poop. Thank you Helen and Sue for your wonderful letters! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, November 12, 2021
166. Ski the Bumps
"Superfudge," chapters 11-12. The final episode, can you believe it?! Brian Tumkin and Uriah come to town, Tootsie walks, Peter picnics, Fudge and Daniel elope, and the Hatchers make a big decision. Jody and Alison (with the help of tiny guest stars Charlie, Finn, and Arthur!) perform the most dramatic of readings. We also fully discuss salami symbolism and Mrs. Manheim's lewk -- including the iconic toe-less sneakers. Thank you to Blume Heads Schmoo and Dawn for two very excellent letters! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, November 05, 2021
165. Ball-Kicker Special
“Superfudge,” chapters 9-10. Jimmy Fargo and Alex Santo finally meet, Peter gets a KISS, Fudge becomes a tiny Christmas tyrant, and Daniel Manheim makes quite the impression on us all. With the help of Blume Head Michelle, Jody and Alison compare and contrast the publisher’s technology and pop culture updates (BRING BACK THE POCKET CALCULATOR). There’s dramatic readings, vintage ads, and the usual nostalgic musings. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, October 29, 2021
164. Agatha's Rage
“Superfudge,” chapters 7-8. Welcome, Uncle Feather and helloooooo, Halloween! (Seriously, how did Judy know it was Halloween in the real-life now-times?!) Fudge gets a myna bird because he does cute paintings at school. Peter and Jimmy fight about the price of art. The gang goes trick-or-treating and tastes their first worm cookies. Jody and Alison cover all the hilarious scenes and nostalgic details of this 1980 Judy Blume treasure. Alison talks about being yanked out of school to see Kid Rock and Jody finds a bizarre reddit thread with a mystery to solve. And so many thank yous to Blume Head Molly P. for finding a spicy tidbit about Judy Blume’s very own fake book reports.
Fri, October 22, 2021
163. Goodbye Rat Face!
"Superfudge," chapters 5-6. The Hatcher family settles down in Princeton and keeps their local Baskin Robbins in business. Peter and new bestie Alex Santo go into the worm business and scam Mrs. Muldour (she's definitely eating them, right?). Fudge creates a most legendary ruckus on the first day of school. Join Jody, Alison, AND four-year-old voice actor prodigy Poe for dramatic readings and hilarious commentary on this Judy Blume classic. Thank you to Blume Heads Geniene, Lisa, and Julie for their letters! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, October 15, 2021
162. Ten or Eleven Times
“Superfudge,” chapters 3-4. The Hatchers are moving to Princeton! In a week. WTF. Pee-tah has a fight with Jimmy Fargo, a run-in with Sheila, and almost pees in a flower pot. Fudge decorates Tootsie with trading stamps. Jody talks about her recent eyebrow mishap and a *thing* she did in the kitchen sink. Alison continues to channel her inner four-year-old muppet. There’s dramatic readings, a Special Report on Kreskin’s Crystals, and THREE fantastic listener letters from Dustin, Julie, and Lavender Baker. Thank you to our newest Patron, Lea T.! It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, October 08, 2021
161. Getting to the Good Part
“Superfudge,” chapters 1-2. Back to Judy Blume, y’all! Jody and Alison discuss this treasured children’s novel featuring Pee-tah, Fudge, and… Tamara Roxanne?! Alison paints a picture of 1980 events and affairs (lots of Cold War shenanigans), while Jody recaps the movies, TV, and music of the new decade (Paul McCartney’s Coming Up is a BOP.) Over in Fudge-land, there’s a new Hatcher baby and Fudge is PISSED. Peter saves the day when Tootsie goes missing. Sheila is the same ol’ Sheila. It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, September 17, 2021
Odds and Ends #20: Stuck in Stoneybrook Crossover
Exciting bonus crossover alert! Jody joins Esme, Anne, and Emily on Stuck in Stoneybrook to chat about the Baby Sitters Club – in particular, Dawn and the Big Sleepover (#44)! They discuss the psychological benefits of altruism, the white savior-dom of this whole enterprise, and whether Ann M. Martin continued to be influenced by “Dances With Wolves.” Tune in for some '90s Dinosaur Nostalgia, a caramel debate, and to find out which babysitter Jody is. See you sooooon for our NEXT JUDY BLUME BOOK, "Superfudge." Be sure to follow Stuck in Stoneybrook on Instagram at @stuckinstoneybrook and check out more episodes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Stitcher!
Sat, August 21, 2021
Odds and Ends #19: The Luckiest Goodbye
Jody and Alison salute The Luckiest Girl with the help of some dedicated Blume Heads! This extremely chaotic episode is chock full of Special Reports on Beverly Cleary's stint in SoCal, dating in the 1950s, giant roadside oranges, old-fashioned doorbells, and basketball culture. Huge thank you to listener correspondents Michelle, Danielle, Alison C., and Helen!
Fri, August 13, 2021
160. Don't Ever Change
"The Luckiest Girl," chapters 15-16. Can't believe we're finishing this Beverly Cleary beauty! It's Shelley's last day of school with some mediocre yearbook signing, a biology win, and a heart-to-heart with Jeannie. There's also a solemn date to the roadside orange, middle school dance crashers, and first L-O-V-E. Alison and Jody serve up some analysis and radio plays with a side of space ice cream. Tune in next week for our final wrap-up. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, August 06, 2021
159. Boop!
"The Luckiest Girl," chapters 13-14. We're cruisin' through Beverly Cleary's 1958 coming-of-age novel! Shelley and Hartley spend quality time together solving word puzzles, washing dishes, and touching hands. Katie makes a toothpaste cake and Mrs. Stickney comes to knit. There's some carnival drama (not as much as Jody would like), and an ALMOST-kiss! Alison and Jody are joined by Jody's mum, who assists with dramatic readings, lawn chat, and talk of mean teachers. HAVE A BANANA! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, July 30, 2021
158. Edgelord Central
"The Luckiest Girl," chapters 11-12. Alison and Jody discuss Beverly Cleary's charming 1958 novel about a Portland gal finding herself in SoCal. Shelley watches Katie go through her very own Roses-in-the-Disposall moment, flubs an interview with poet Jonas Hornbostle, but wins some time with Hartley. Alison saves the day by recapping TWO chapters and Jody's sister Rosie makes her podcast debut! Join us for dramatic readings, vintage 1950s TV commercials, and all-round wholesome goodness. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, July 16, 2021
157. Twerking in a Stylized Manner
"The Luckiest Girl," chapters 9-10. It's Beverly Cleary's 1958 teen novel about first love in a strange land, and things ain't looking good. Shelly and Philip have a serious chat and it does not go as she'd hoped. There's a lot of homesickness and a raucous, disappointing basketball game with paper pom poms and an electric(!) megaphone. Jody and Alison create outsider art, play 1958 TV commercials, and perform dramatic readings. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, July 02, 2021
156. Cold November Rain
"The Luckiest Girl," chapters 7-8. Jody and Alison are loving this 1958 Beverly Cleary novel about Shelley Latham and her magical year in SoCal. There's an epic barn dance with wagon wheels and highly flammable hay, an ALMOST kiss from hunky Philip, and a shockingly bad report card. Your hosts chat about Benson Bubblers, Commercial Curriculums, and reenact the pivotal scenes with dramatic flair. Special thanks to Blume Head Molly for her letter about high school journalism (go, Scots!).
Fri, June 25, 2021
155. Seaman Hat
“The Luckiest Girl,” chapters 5-6. Beverly Cleary transports us back to 1958, where Shelly is interviewed in The Bastion and makes a BOLD move, Luke is crowned Queen of the May, and Katie wears salad to the big dance. Alison and Jody chat about school newspaper names, Reese Witherspoon’s toes, and sperm headwear. Dramatic readings and implausible theories abound. It’s a Judy Blume Book club. Join us every week!
Fri, June 18, 2021
154. Blessings On Thee, Frisbie Gerard
"The Luckiest Girl," chapter 4. Join Jody and Al for Beverly Cleary's wholesome 1958 tale of Shelly Latham, a Portland gal in SoCal. Shelly receives WRITTEN PROOF that mysterious Phil's into her, but it's Hartley who takes her on the donut date. There's more Michie family laundry, weird food combos, and general Katie tomfoolery. Jody reveals some shocking news about Margaritaville Las Vegas and presents a Special Report on laundry sprinkling. Alison chats about the joy of domestic chores and sounds the Patriarchy Alarm. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, June 11, 2021
153. Rice Instead of Noods
"The Luckiest Girl," chapters 2-3. In this charming 1958 Beverly Cleary novel, Shelley makes it to San Sebastian and snobs out over smudge pots, dry riverbeds, long bedrooms, and old high school towels. But some witchy Michie moonlight laundry really turns her around. At school, she meets heavy-handed Hartley and Sunburned Philip, and wins the day via donut holes. Join Jody and Alison for some chat about faux Stroganoff, bathroom layouts, and Cheesecake Factory. Thanks to Blume Head Dawn for her excellent letter (be sure to check out Avenging Sybil at avengingsybil.typepad.com/avengingsybil/2004/04/teaser.html). And mucho appreciation for new Patrons Michelle G. and Natalie M.!
Sat, June 05, 2021
152. Dollar From a Guy Named Kurt
"The Luckiest Girl", chapter 1. It's high time for some Beverly Cleary (who famously inspired Judy Blume's writing), so we're riding a jetliner back to 1958 – the year of hula hoops, Auntie Mame, quiz show scandals, and Shelley Latham! Jody briefs us on world events and inventions, while Alison reports on music, movies, and TV. They also chat about Beverly's life, literary works, and achievements. In the novel, Shelley pulverizes some roses, pleads for a dirty rain slicker, and decides to break out to Sunny California! PS – Thank you to Blume Head Marlene for her wonderful letter, and to the neighborhood kids for that fireworks display outside Jody's window. PPS – Please excuse Jody's terrible audio. We were having some problems.
Fri, May 28, 2021
Odds and Ends #18: Old Millennials Crossover
Special bonus crossover! Alison joins Emilie and Margaux on the Old Millennials podcast to chat about American Girl Dolls in honor of their 35th anniversary! They discuss their obsession with the catalogs, the longing for a doll, and the overall joy in remembering something from childhood that wasn't outrageously problematic. See you next week for our NEW BOOK, "The Luckiest Girl" by Beverly Cleary. Be sure to follow Old Millennials on Instagram at @theoldmillennialspod and check out more episodes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and anywhere else you listen!
Fri, May 21, 2021
Odds and Ends #17: Sally + Stuck in Stoneybrook
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," the appendix! Dedicated to all things Sally: a brief history of baton twirling, sex ed in the 1940s, child psychology, Howard Hughes' cantilevered bra design, everything you wanted to know about Creme de Cacao, and Esther Williams' dalliance with LSD. Esme and Anne from the Stuck in Stoneybrook podcast join Alison and Jody for Judy Blume deep cuts and chat about animal sex. We also read two wonderful listener letters (thank you Sherie and Dustin!). AND there's a bonus hidden track – keep listening for a Special Report on water bugs from a 7-year-old Blume Head, Lucy! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week! PS: be sure to follow Blume Saloon social media for our next book announcement.
Fri, May 07, 2021
151. Like Fish
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," chapters 25-26. Sayonara Sally! The Freedmans get ready to head back to Jersey, but not before Sally ambush-kisses Peter behind the Temple and swaps secrets with Douglas. Alison and Jody reenact some classic Judy moments and discuss Taylor Swift internet fandom and laptops from the '90s. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week! PS – RIP Mr. Zavodsky.
Fri, April 30, 2021
150. Miss Toenails
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," chapters 23-24. The penultimate episode of this marvelous Judy Blume kidlit novel! Sally's up for 5th grade Posture Queen, Andrea gets a new kitten, Douglas wants to see some boobs, Bubbles is with child, and Sally has some good D&M's with Ma Fanny and Doey. Oh, and there's a Goodyear Blimp trip! Jody and Alison do their usual dramatic readings and chat about Friendly Plastic, avoiding helicopters, and the subtle art of worrying as it pertains to the patriarchy. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, April 23, 2021
149. Your Friend and Relative
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," chapters 21-22. In this Judy Blume kidlit classic, Sally receives some painterly Peter intel and a masterful passive aggressive letter from Chrissy. Andrea gets mad (again), Omar meets a tragic fate (you're always in our hearts!), and mom dodges the sex talk. Jody and Alison read an illuminating letter from Blume Head Danielle about British Ballet, Miami's Monkey Jungle, and an unnamed friend of Margaret O'Brien. There's also a new creepy Daddy song du jour and TWO Margaret movie updates. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, April 09, 2021
148. Ballet Shoe Battle Royale
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," chapters 19-20. Sally has a foot fungus and gets competitive over Margaret O'Brien's ballet slipper, Douglas finds a crunchy surprise in his chow mein, and Peter Hornstein rudely compares Sally to New Girl Jackie. Jody and Alison obsess over this wonderful Judy Blume novel about friends, frenemies, and family set in 1940s Miami Beach. Get ready for some great(?) dramatic readings, heavy analysis of the "Unfinished Dance" shoe contest, memories of roaches at La Madeline, and a shout-out to Love Island Australia. It's a Judy Blume Book club. Join us every week!
Fri, April 02, 2021
147. Toothpick in the Ashtray
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," chapters 17-18. Join Jody and Alison as they read, re-enact, and discuss this fan-fave Judy Blume novel! Sally fancies herself a mixologist and tries homemade creme de cacao, Virus X makes its way through Miami Beach, Barbara shares a family secret, and Shelby goes missing (watch your back, Mr. Zavodsky!). Your hosts chat about Beverly Cleary (RIP, legend), read a letter from Blume Head Martha, and Alison presents a Mini Special Report on the Shelborne Hotel. Millions of thank yous to our new Patrons, Danielle and Ally! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, March 26, 2021
146. Butterfly Kisses
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," chapters 15-16. In this iconic children's novel by Judy Blume, Sally gets chastised for playing with paper dolls, is brutally attacked by a man o' war, and kicked in the face by Georgia Blue Eyes. Jody and Alison ponder the art of convalescence, read TWO letters from UK Blume Heads, and Alison presents a very thorough Siphonophore Special Report. Thanks to Mary Anne and Vikki for their wonderful letters, and to Brandee and Vikki for their Patronage! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, March 12, 2021
145. Chickens with a View
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," chapters 13-14. Jody and Alison read and examine this beloved Judy Blume novel in which Omar the cat gets in trouble, Sally and Andrea drink from the "wrong" water fountain, and creepazoid Mr. Zavodsky continues to peddle candy EVEN THOUGH HE CAN'T EAT IT. The gals discuss Berkeley walkabouts, 1940s radio programmes, and Hitler's gross teeth. If you are having fun listening along, check out our Patreon for more content: patreon.com/theblumesaloon! It's a Judy Blume book club! Join us every week.
Fri, March 05, 2021
144. Orville Redenbacher
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," chapter 12. Comedy writer and podcaster Molly Sanchez joins us to discuss one of the most iconic chapters we've ever read! Doey Bird comes to visit for Thanksgiving, Mom gets wasted (hashtag WILLYA), Sally seduces/kills Hitler, and the fam has steak with Fruit Cup Supreme with Big Ted, Vicki, and some very clean diamonds. Jody, Alison, and Molly chat about Daddy's Treatment, parents having house parties, White Shoulders, and Holly Madison. In a moment that is sure to go down in Blume Saloon history, Molly shares some patriotic 5th grade fan fic that you'll never forget. We dissect everything about this gorgeous novel and re-create memorable scenes with dramatic readings. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week! Check out Molly's podcasts The Hold Up and Red All Over on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and wherever you get your podcasts. Follow her on Twitter @seriousmolly, IG @mollyfuckingsanchez, and TikTok @molly-sanchez.
Fri, February 26, 2021
143. Doughy Daddy
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," chapters 10-11. Sally has an inkwell mishap (thanks, Peter Hornstein), snacks on Fig Newtons with Barbara, and learns about Latin Lovers from Andrea. We also discover the unbelievably tragic fate of Daddy's entire family. Will he even live to see 43?! Alison and Jody discuss all the Miami Beach goings-on, including another run-in with creepy Mr. Zavodsky and Miss Swetnick's dalliance with Peter's brother. Your hosts uncover a real deal 1940s kosher sour cream and cottage cheese recipe, present a mini Special Report on Fernando Lamas, and re-create all the best scenes with dramatic flair. Congratulations to Molly, Helen, Augie, and Jessica for ALL winning our Hirohito's Go-Kart Draw-a-Thon! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, February 19, 2021
142. Rude Food
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," chapters 8-9. Sally's been busy. She plays approximately one thousand games of Jolly Roger, covers her body in peanuts, attempts to out Mr. Zavodsky via Bambi letterhead, and tries to solve the secret Bath House Disease mystery. Jody and Alison chat about the bald-faced lies they told to get out of school, house mice, and Witch TikTok. Blume Head Michelle presents an A+ Special Report on 1940s child star Margaret O'Brien, while Danielle provides some excellent Yiddish intel and memories of her Miami Beach childhood. Come on inside the Blume Cocoon for dramatic readings, vintage commercials, and all around good times! If you like what you hear please consider joining our Patreon for insider access and fun goodies, or write us a friendly review on Apple Podcasts! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, February 12, 2021
141. Milk and Spaghetti
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," chapters 6-7. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUDES!!! Alison and Jody celebrate by discussing this fantastic kidlit classic by Judy Blume! Our gal Sal tries Miami school again and meets Miss Swetnick of the Heart Shaped Glasses, cool pal Barbara, and not-cool doorless bathrooms. She also meets Mr. Zavodsky, aka Adolf Hitler in hiding! There's bike riding in Flamingo Park, backbends on the beach, and some more fun stories about conquering Nazis. Jody presents TWO Special Reports on Nephritis and Ipana toothpaste, and updates Alison on the now-infamous Hawaii ashtray. One hundred thank yous to our new Patron, Jeb Wilson! If you like what you hear, please consider joining the Blume Saloon Patreon or leaving us a friendly Apple Podcast review!
Fri, February 05, 2021
140. Love and Other Indoor Sports
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," chapters 4-5. Choo choo! All aboard the Miami train for some Judy Blume goodness! Sally, Douglas, Mom, and Ma Fanny take the overnight train to Florida and have a pyjama party! Sally ain't impressed with their new apartment (not even a Murphy bed will change her mind) and has a truly terrible first day at school. Alison and Jody chat head lice, the Orange Blossom Express, braided coronets, and Ralph ashtrays from Hawaii. There's an update on Jody's correspondence with Rita Williams-Garcia, a fantastic bit of Margaret fan fic from Blume Head Helen, and dramatic reenactments that will make you feel like you're right there with the Freedmans.
Sat, January 30, 2021
139. Pleasure Dome
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," chapters 2-3. Get out your pink Spalding ball and join us for this incredible Judy Blume novel. We're back in 1947: Sally eats tongue with raisin sauce, spends time in the BORDELLO bath tub, bosses her friends around, and learns she'll be spending the winter in Miami Beach! She also dreams up a thrilling story about saving Lila from the Gestapo and nursing her back to health with kosher salami on rye. Jody and Alison reenact all the classic scenes and provide an analysis of the Freedman goings-on. And finally, there's some new progress on the Margaret movie!
Fri, January 22, 2021
138. Child Trial
"Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself," prologue and chapter 1. Who's ready to dive right into this 1977 Judy Blume novel?! The gals set the scene for 1947 by digging into the events, movies, and fashion of the era. Hellooooo full skirts, country musicals, and Doomsday Clocks! The Freedmans celebrate the end of World War II with grape jelly and puke, Douglas has an accident in Union Woods, and Sally daydreams of becoming the world's first child detective-slash-movie-star. Giant hugs and thanks to Blume Head Dustin for his mind-blowing gifts and great letter, and much appreciation to our newest Patron, Sarah O'Brien!
Sat, January 09, 2021
Odds and Ends #16: Endless Summer
A fond farewell to Rita Williams-Garcia's "One Crazy Summer"! Jody and Alison present Special Reports on West Oakland, the name Afua, women poets of the Black Panther party, and a deep dive into Rita's life and writing approach. Special guest Carolyn hops on the phone with Jody to chat about her memories growing up in Oakland, encounters with Panther leaders, and some wild times at San Francisco gentlemen clubs!
Fri, December 25, 2020
137. I Saw the Sign
The "One Crazy Summer" finale — a Christmas Miracle! Alison and Jody discuss Rita Williams-Garcia's beautiful book about three sisters spending the summer of 1968 in Oakland. Cecile turns up at the Panther rally and embarks upon a new relationship with Delphine, Vonetta, and Fern. We discover Fern's alternate name and learn about Cecile's difficult past. Come on inside the Cocoon for dramatic readings, implausible theories, and a very thorough Special Report on North American Gulls. Happy holidays, Blume Heads! xo
Fri, December 18, 2020
136. Arf, Arf
OMG, best chapters ever. We cover 28-30 of "One Crazy Summer" by Rita Williams-Garcia and cannot believe what just happened! No spoilers here, but we will tell you that Fern takes a turn, Delphine conquers her fears, and Vonetta is actually pretty chill. Join Alison and Jody as they reenact some epic scenes, including a go-kart challenge and the extremely successful Black Panther rally. They chat about poetry, freeze tag, and the potential origins of Ace of Base's megahit, "I Saw the Sign." Thank you SO much to our Patrons, and special shoutout to our newest members: Molly Patton, Erin MacKenzie Mower, and Jen Lener Kwass.
Fri, December 11, 2020
135. The Swedes of Seagulls
Get cozy for chapters 25-27 of Rita Williams-Garcia's "One Crazy Summer"! The Gaither sisters spend a magical day in San Francisco - they meet real live 1968 hippies, they eat fresh fortune cookies in Chinatown, and ride their first cable car to Fisherman's Wharf. The magical moment comes crashing down when they get back to West Oakland and find that... CECILE HAS BEEN ARRESTED! Aside from the usual dramatic readings and book discussion, Jody and Alison perform an incredible Judy Blume-themed comedy sketch submitted by a true Blume Head (thank you Michelle G!). They chat about the lie of Santa, the simulation we live in, and the time Jody spent the night in jail.
Sat, December 05, 2020
134. Lootie Belle
Join Alison and Jody for some snazzy jazz poetry, spoiled mulled wine, and chapters 22-24 of "One Crazy Summer" by Rita Williams-Garcia! Delphine gets her own second-hand kitchen stool and tries to teach Vonetta a Very Important Lesson about mothering. It doesn't work. Cecile/Nzila works her letterpress like the true kitchen poet goddess she is. The sisters set off for SAN FRANCISCO, but not before Hirohito Woods takes a moment to show off on his mystery vehicle. Do we detect a Delphine/Hirohito more-than-friendship?! Jody reads some excellent Blume Head memories of The Monkees, while Alison dons her beat poet cap (never forget "Now-Times for People With Now-Dreams").
Fri, November 20, 2020
133. Take That, Cop!
Chapters 19-21 of Rita Williams-Garcia's "One Crazy Summer" (2010)! Delphine learns about Li'l Bobby Hutton, decides she doesn't wanna go to the Center anymore, and makes a new cool friend! Vonetta and Fern have show biz dreams and plan their song and dance routine for the big Black Panther rally. Cecile is still scary. Jody presents a mini Special Report on Bobby Hutton's 1968 murder at the hands of the Oakland cops, and there are two two juicy Blume Head letters about childhood boom boxes, bratty brothers, and Freckle Juice experiments. Alison and Jody also chit chat about toddler toilet pranks, Fisher-Price policemen, and reminisce about the Weekend at Bernie's beachside mansion.
Fri, November 13, 2020
132. Big House Wife
Here we come... walkin' down the streeeeeet! Join us for chapters 16-18 of Rita Williams-Garcia's "One Crazy Summer" about three sisters spending time with the Black Panthers in 1968 Oakland. Delphine has words with Hirohito Woods and decides to cook an entire meal for her family (she's 11, y'all). We catch a glimpse of Cecile's mystery kitchen and see her ever-so-slightly softer side. The sisters decide they want a TV set and stage a living room protest – will they actually get one?! Jody and Alison chat about off-roading, Safeway, square eyes, and '90s boom boxes. And, as usual, they provide melodramatic readings and literary analysis.
Fri, November 06, 2020
131. Breakfast and the Revolution
Well helloooo! It's been a minute, Blume Heads! Note: this unreleased episode was recorded back in August (hence the references to summer and "Virgo Season"), but we will be back next week with more current recordings as per usual. This week we cover chapters 14-15 of "One Crazy Summer" by Rita Williams-Garcia. Vonetta ditches her sisters to join the mean Ankton girls and desecrates poor Miss Patty Cake with magic marker. Delphine defends Fern's honor and spends all her phone booth money on a Black Panther newspaper. Join us for more Chinese food dinners, dramatic readings, and TWO outrageous letters about My Buddy dolls.
Thu, August 20, 2020
130. WWJD
Alison and Jody discuss chapters 11-13 of "One Crazy Summer" by Rita Williams-Garcia! The Gaither sisters stick around to attend the Black Panther Kids Club to learn about the Revolution but become a laughing stock when Vonetta and Fern embarrass Delphine with their enthusiastic outbursts. Delphine works up the guts to ask about Cecile's name change, and we finally learn what Nzila really means. Speaking of names, turns out Delphine hates dolphins, ESPECIALLY Flipper. But there's an Oreo cameo so we're all good. Jody and Alison talk about Scary Black Cherry bowel mishaps, youth groups, and read a great letter from Blume Head and NEW PATRON, Molly Patton!
Thu, August 13, 2020
129. Delicious Floating Buffet
Get out your white go-go boots and settle in for chapters 9-10 of Rita Williams-Garcia's "One Crazy Summer." Cecile sends her daughters out into the wild in search of breakfast. They have a stand-off with Beak Man over Miss Pattycake and eat cold eggs with orange slices. Al and Jody provide an insider exclusive about their "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret" focus group and do an impromptu mini tarot sesh. There are two Special Reports on the name Inzilla (Nameberry says DON'T DO IT) and the historic rec center at Oakland's De Fremery Park. Keep listening for the usual dramatic readings and analysis, with plenty of off-topic discussion about Puffalumps, Go-Go the Walking Pup, My Buddy, and My Pretty Ballerina.
Thu, August 06, 2020
128. A Muppet Foot
Chapters 7-8 of "One Crazy Summer" by Rita Williams-Garcia! Delphine, Vonetta, and Fern spy on a secret Black Panther meeting, put themselves to bed, and have an ice water standoff with Cecile. Delphine also meets Cecile's roommate: a giant pair of angel wings. Alison and Jody do some dramatic readings and analysis, talk about their favorite Muppets, and get into some existential weirdness. Thank you Blume Head Helen for her mini Special Report on Judy Blume in The Simpsons!
Thu, July 30, 2020
127. Say Yes!
Order up some lo mein and a Pepsi, it's time for chapters 5-6 of "One Crazy Summer" by Rita Williams-Garcia! First and foremost, please excuse Jody's terrible sound quality (we blame Gremlins). Delphine and her sisters are starving, so Cecile barricades the verboten kitchen and sends them out to fetch dinner from Ming's. They make a pricey call to Big Ma and meet a boy with a Burning Man wheelchair. Back at home, Cecile is visited by three mysterious figures. Who could they be?! Jody recalls the time when she fielded collect calls from metalhead prisoners, and Alison reminisces about the time she was able to shower in the morning. There's dramatic readings, fabulous TV commercials from 1968, and some surprise cupcakes! What a night.
Thu, July 23, 2020
126. You're a Carport
We're in Oakland, baby! Chapters 3-4 of Rita Williams-Garcia's "One Crazy Summer" (2010), the novel about three sisters spending the summer of 1968 with their estranged mother. Delphine and crew meet a shady-looking Cecile at the airport and are whisked away to the funky green stucco structure they'll be calling home for 28 days. We quickly learn that Cecile is no Carol Brady – what is going to happen to these poor children?! Alison recounts her very Sheila-esque shimmy through the garage window, and Jody reads a great letter from Blume Head Dustin about growing up with Judy Blume and his plans for an Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great birthday party (aka THE DREAM)! Lastly, thank you to all of our Patrons, we so appreciate you!
Thu, July 16, 2020
125. SVU
Alison and Jody begin their NEW Judy-adjacent book, "One Crazy Summer," by Rita Williams-Garcia (2010). The gals take you on a wild ride through the turbulent year of 1968 and discuss the events, music, entertainment, and fashion that made it so memorable – from neo-Edwardian fashion, to the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr., to Olivia Hussey's boobs, to the first Miss Black America pageant. Meanwhile, in the book, Delphine and her two younger sisters fly to Oakland to see their long-lost mother, Cecile. Delphine keeps her siblings in line, catches a glimpse of the Golden Gate Bridge, and has thousands of dollars burning a hole in her sock. To top it all off, there's a fabulous letter from Blume Head Amanda (who read Wifey in FOURTH GRADE) and a Law & Order / Doogie Howser mashup not to be missed. Please don't forget to join our Patreon! www.patreon.com/theblumesaloon
Thu, June 18, 2020
Odds and Ends #15: JALAWT Wrap-Up
Jody and Alison tie up some loose ends and wave goodbye to Judy Blume's cherished 1987 YA novel, "Just as Long as We're Together." Jody presents Special Reports on witchcraft, purple, and Operation Babylift. Alison reads some questionable book reviews, and the gals take a quiz to find out what type of witches they are! Spoiler: Alison is a Sea Witch and Jody is an Air Witch. Tune in to hear chat about Sky Dancers, rollerblading misadventures, some incredible fanfic dramatic readings (thank you Dara!) and Blume Head Deanna's dispatch on 1987 hip-hop, college rock, and metal!
Thu, June 11, 2020
124. Just-A-Boy
It's the final episode of "Just as Long as We're Together" by Judy Blume (1987)! There's a KILLER FLU (how timely) going around and everyone's got it, except our Hershey Bar. Steph has a cute chat with friend-zone Peter Klaff, a heart-to-heart with mom, a literal run-in with Jeremy Dragon, and a beautiful lake walk with old pal Rachel. Alison learns Gena is preggers and plans her escape to Paris. Al and Jody chat about friendship quadrangles, conflict aversion, hot boys in choir, and Selling Sunset. And on to some important things: Purchase your next book from a Black-owned bookstore: https://lithub.com/you-can-order-today-from-these-black-owned-independent-bookstores/ * * * Please join us in donating to: Homeless Black Trans Women Fund: https://www.gofundme.com/f/homeless-black-trans-women-fund?utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link-tip The Bail Project: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/the-bail-project Black Lives Matter: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ms_blm_homepage_2019 NAACP Legal Defense Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.222261272.109646934.1591851099-1466641442.1591851099 National Bail Out: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/national-bail-out-1?amount= $100 Unicorn Riot: https://unicornriot.ninja/donate/ * * * Some recommended Black-hosted and produced podcasts: Black Wall Street 1921 Go Off, Sis Still Processing Dunzo Snap Judgement Scam Goddess 30 Something, Black, and Gay Everybody Wants Something It's Been a Minute Black History Buff Truth Be Told Strong Black Lead Why Won't You Date Me? 1619 Code Switch * * * Communication books mentioned in this episode: Nonviolent Communication: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/71730.Nonviolent_Communication No Hard Feelings: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/s
Thu, May 28, 2020
123. Tastes Like Chicken
We're nearing the end of "Just as Long as We're Together" with chapters 38-39 of this YA classic! Steph turns thirteen, has a blast at the Groundhog Day Dance, gets her first kiss, and her first period all on the SAME DAY! Dad ditches Iris and announces his East Coast return, the moms try to get their daughters back together, and Bruce turns out to be a true Renaissance Brother with some decoupage skillz. Jody and Alison talk about the incredible Authors Guild virtual gala honoring Judy Blume and Margaret Atwood, imaginary friends named Pinkfoot, nocturnal bee activities, and read listener-submitted middle school dance stories. And as usual, there are plenty of scene reenactments and insightful commentary on friendship, family relationships, and Victorian nightgowns.
Thu, May 21, 2020
122. Leech on a Weeny
Special guest Katy joins Alison and Jody in the Cocoon to discuss chapters 36-37 of "Just as Long as We're Together" by Judy Blume! They explore socially responsible plungers, shopping personalities, and the INCREDIBLE "Dickionary" seven-year-old Katy co-authored in 1987. Ever heard of a run-and-hump? In the novel, Steph, Rachel, and Alison shop at stores with amazing names and have a run-in with Amber Ackbourne. There's an epic dressing room fight scene you don't wanna miss. Join the gals for dramatic reenactments, insightful witchcraft commentary, and a tres-relatable Blume Head letter about 4th grade mean girls. Be sure to follow us on Instagram @theblumesaloonpodcast for DICKIONARY PHOTOS!
Thu, May 14, 2020
121. Put Mom on the Phone!
Jody and Alison get a little wacky this week, reading chapters 33-35 of Judy Blume's 1987 novel, "Just as Long as We're Together". Alison presents a thoughtfully-researched Boner Report and Jody reads divorce advice from "Letters to Judy." Mom gets WILD lightning bolt earrings for her very first fling, Dad finally apologizes to Steph, Marcella and Jeremy Dragon are caught Frenching at the movies, and Rachel tries to get Steph to read Gone With the Wind. Why won't those two just COMMUNICATE?! Your hosts chat quarantine hairdos, movie theatre heathens, and middle school soap operas. Thank you so very much to our new Patron, Grace Wenk!
Thu, May 07, 2020
120. Blume Heads for Peace
Chapters 30-32 of Judy Blume's 1987 YA novel about friendship and separated parents, "Just as Long as We're Together" with your hosts Alison and Jody! Danamy breaks up but gets back together again one day later, Bruce wins second place in the Kids for Peace poster contest, Steph writes a fabulous essay on losing her optimism, and Rachel gets hit on by new boy Max. Jody and Al don double-headphones and chat about boner etymology, tall boys, and new puppies! Dramatic readings, deep thoughts, and '80s reminiscing abound.
Thu, April 30, 2020
119. Occasional Spark
Alison and Jody are reunited and it feels so good! They cover chapters 27-29 of Judy Blume's YA classic, "Just as Long as We're Together." Jody reads a 1984 diary entry from Blume Head Lisa, Alison fills us in on her shelter-in-place happenings, and there's chat about real-world therapist run-ins, flushing photos down the toilet, Uber Cab towncars, and ID bracelets. Meanwhile, Steph is fat-shamed, Rachel is mega tense, and Jeremy Dragon has a new undergarment accessory! There's also a clueless substitute teacher, a great cafeteria scene, and a smattering of JAZZERCISE. A zillion thank yous to our new Patrons Trina Ammons and Brooke Powell!
Thu, April 16, 2020
118. Butt Cut
Hop into the Car Cocoon with Special Guest Andrea Afra, Blume Head, writer, and plant lady! Jody and Andrea cover chapters 24-26 of Judy Blume's 1987 YA novel, "Just as Long as We're Together" and chat about plantar warts, jello jigglers, territorial pissings, and laundry room pornos. Steph, Rachel, and Alison exchange very purple gifts and part ways for the holidays. Steph and Bruce head to sunny California to visit dad and are greeted by a tres rude surprise... IRIS. Special thank you to our new Patron, Susan! Find Andrea and her awesome succulent community on IG and Facebook @sucsforyou and check out her new book, "The Succulent Manual: A guide to care and repair for all climates"!
Thu, April 09, 2020
117. Just Dial 662-STPH
We're so excited to have comedian, writer, and HUGE Blume Head Molly Sanchez in the Cocoon to cover chapters 21-23 of Judy Blume's "Just as Long as We're Together"! Jody and Molly go deep into D-I-V-O-R-C-E, depression eating, erotic fan fic, A/S/L chat room memories, and tween fantasy crushes. Molly reads an old diary entry, in which her horny 14-year-old self proclaims her penchant for Harry Potter fan fiction and laments about being a (gasp!) virgin. In the book, Steph's dad drops in for Thanksgiving and her parents deal some extremely upsetting news. Poor Steph! She spends the holiday weekend sleeping and clearing out the kitchen (who can blame her?!) and tells a fib to Rachel and Alison. Just what this friend group needs – MORE SECRETS! Blume Head Erin and her talking pup Poppy present their own Special Report on Little Shop of Horrors, giving Maizie a real run for her money. And big thank you to our newest Patron, Rachel! Be sure to follow Molly Sanchez on Twitter @seriousmolly and on Instagram @mollyfuckingsanchez. Check out her podcasts Red All Over and Failure to Launch at stitcher.com/podcast/red-all-over and soundcloud.com/failure_to_launch_podcast. Lastly, don't miss Homewreck: A Shipwreck Fundraiser! On 4/17 Molly and other writers will be competing in an Emma fan fic write-off and it's gonna be amazing! booksmith.com/event/homewreck-shipwreck-fundraiser
Thu, April 02, 2020
116. Claudia Kishi Coven
Special guest Beth joins Jody in the virtual cocoon to discuss chapters 18-20 of Judy Blume's 1987 YA novel, "Just as Long as We're Together." Steph, Rachel, and Alison dress like raver witches to impress Jeremy Dragon and we learn that JEREMY KNOWS RACHEL'S NAME! Rachel has been keeping a dark secret (hint: she's in advanced math), but Steph finds out and is not pleased. Jody provides the scoop (get it?) on TCBY and Westport's very own Onion Alley, and Beth shares her spatchcocking technique. There's also some hilarious impromptu diary reading, dramatic reenactments, and middle school memories. Thank you to Blume Head Sue for her letter about 7th grade frenemies!
Thu, March 26, 2020
Odds and Ends #14: Vicious Cycle Crossover
Our very first crossover podcast with the hilarious ladies of Vicious Cycle! Jody and Alison chat with Kate, Meg T, and Meg H about "Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret," THE period book written by Judy Blume in 1970. This is actually part two of our conversion, so don't miss part one on the Vicious Cycle feed! The gals read some absurd one star reviews, Nancy Wheeler fan fic, and share experiences with periods, pubes, bras, Tupperware boobs, sketchy tween pseudoscience, and leg shaving myths. They also play some incredible vintage '70s and '80s feminine hygiene commercials, and end the show with an epic Margaret-themed round of Jeopardy!
Thu, March 19, 2020
115. A Funny Little Squirt
Blume Head Power! A very special episode in which we unite in the name of Social Distancing with a collaborative take on "Just as Long as We're Together," by Judy Blume. Listeners Molly Sanchez, Dara Sabadin, Laura Ingles, Deanna McMillan, Sue Johnson, Helen Marangi, and Jessica Norton cover chapters 14-17 of this truly beautiful YA novel. Steph and Alison head to the Shore to bake Sadie Wishnik's famous brownies and the truth about Maizie is revealed. Steph also learns you really can have more than one best friend! Rachel gives a speech about seat belts, and the gang kills it at the bake sale. Thank you SO MUCH to the badass Blume Heads who participated, and to the Blume Heads who join us every week to listen. We love you all, sending crystal vibes to everyone out there. Extra thank you to our newest Patron, Helen! xo
Thu, March 12, 2020
114. Saronara!
This one's a shorty but goody! Chapters 11-13 of Judy Blume's unforgettable YA novel, "Just as Long as We're Together." Steph, Rachel, and Alison learn who Mr. Kravitz the exterminator REALLY is, Steph enters a fugue state and baptizes herself in Palfrey's Pond, Eric becomes the class hero, and Alison makes up a song about the Boy With Remarkable Eyes. Jody and Al talk about bats, contact lenses, and elaborate hand clap routines (who remembers Bo Bo?!). You also don't wanna miss a great collection of vintage commercials from 1987 or the extremely bad improv singing.
Thu, March 05, 2020
113. Siesta Key Warm Tea
Chapters 8-10 of "Just as Long as We're Together" by the one and only Judy Blume (1987)! Jeremy Dragon casually pops into Going Places, the gals go shopping for expensive home decor, Steph discovers she can perv on the soccer field from the girls' bathroom, and we learn that Alison's mom is a famous TV star (excuse us, ACTRESS). The big question: is Gena Farrell a fictionalized Mia Farrow? Also, Judy loves ape art. Jody and Alison receive a hilarious audio correspondence from Beth Philley about her life as a teacher's pet, and sip Siesta Key Warm Tea as they chat lampshades, secret nicknames, vanilla perfume, and ponder the origins of fast fashion. Big shout out to new Patron Kristen Learned!
Thu, February 27, 2020
112. A Proxy Doxy
It's time for chapters 6-7 of Judy Blume's 1987 YA novel, "Just as Long as We're Together"! WARNING: Jody and Alison are running at sub-optimal performance levels, but they do it with pizzazz. Stephanie and Rachel check out Alison's house and hear a wild story from Maizie, the French-language dog. Then Bruce has a sweaty nightmare and Steph pens a nuclear disarmament appeal to Ronald Reagan over donuts. Your hosts chat vintage Water-Piks, in-home intercoms, Genesis' Land of Confusion, teachers pets, and the upcoming SUMMER SISTERS MINISERIES! A special thank you to our new Patron, Laura Ingles, and congratulations to Blume Head Becky on her recent nuptials!
Thu, February 13, 2020
111. Chartreuse
Move over Benjamin Moore, Jeremy Dragon’s heeeere! Jody and Alison read chapters 4-5 of Judy Blume’s 1987 YA novel, “Just as Long as We’re Together” and chat more about Max Headroom, the flattening of the Golden Gate Bridge, Speak & Spells, court calls, familial nudity, Cheer, Bert & Harry, and sunglass leashes. Meanwhile, our heroines start their first day of seventh grade, wear cool baggy outfits, and cover their notebooks with wallpaper. Will Rachel ever take a chill pill? Will Stephanie learn to stick up for herself? And will Alison please teach us how to be as cool as she is? Don’t forget to check out our exclusive Patreon offerings at www.patreon.com/theblumesaloon !
Thu, February 06, 2020
110. Three Men and a Coffin
New book alert! Alison and Jody start reading chapters 1-3 of Judy Blume fan favorite, “Just as Long as We’re Together.” Stephanie Hirsch and her BFF Rachel Robinson reunite after summer camp and swoon over a strategically placed poster of Richard Gere (aka Benjamin Moore). But then new girl Alison shows up at Palfrey’s Pond. Who is this mysterious barefoot Californian, and what’s up with her talking dog? We travel back to 1987 and immerse ourselves into the world of Baby Jessica, Prozac, The Simpsons on Tracey Ullman, Max Headroom, and Reagan’s “tear down this wall” speech. Jody talks about AZT and Baby M, and Alison presents a light dissertation on movies, music, and fascism’s creative influence. Oh, and we get to hear about the time she met Jessica Simpson! Finally, back by popular demand, another accent challenge – the English edition! Sending huge thank yous to Blume Head Jessica for the incredible gift, and to our brand new Patrons: Margaret C., Jami D., and Susan J.!
Thu, January 30, 2020
Odds and Ends #13: Beyond the Blues
It's the big Puberty Blues Wrap-Up Party you've been waiting for! Alison and Jody dissect Bruce Beresford's 1981 adaptation of "Puberty Blues" (the iconic Aussie novel co-written by Kathy Lette and Gabrielle Carey). They compare and contrast the film with the book with the TV show and present their research on the infamous and elusive Salami Sisters. There's also two terrific letters from Blume Heads Jeb and Arlene, and highlights from the highly-anticipated "Best/Worst American Accent Challenge." Lastly, listen closely to find out what our NEXT BOOK is! Don't forget to join our Patreon for exclusive access to our newsletter, a free sticker and Cathy koozie, Snackin' & Yakkin' videos, original Judy-themed art, and handwritten postcards! www.patreon.com/theblumesaloon
Thu, January 16, 2020
109. I'm Onshore!
Jody and Alison finish Puberty Blues! Enter the Cocoon for chapters 15-16 of the hallowed Australian YA novel, written in 1979 by Gabrielle Carey and Kathy Lette. Deb gets pregnant and then not pregnant, Cheryl drops acid and puts on quite the show at assembly, the Greenhills gang succumbs to heroin, and our gals decide to drink milkshakes and START SURFING! Follow along as Alison and Jody muddle through meandering plotlines, unclear details, hash capsules, gaol and Soul Pattersons. Come back in two weeks for a final wrap-up, including Special Reports, a Puberty Blues movie review, and listener letters. Lastly, please support us by joining our Patreon at www.patreon.com/theblumesaloon !
Thu, January 09, 2020
108. Ferry Out the Window
Chapters 13-14 of "Puberty Blues," written in 1979 by Australian teen authors Kathy Lette and Gabrielle Carey. Things are getting deadset dramatic down on Cronulla Beach. Deb pulls a Margaret and finally gets her rags! And if that's not enough, she also does a Kath and loses her virginity the very same night. But her relationship with Garry doesn't last long... (spoiler alert!) he's a heroin addict! Alison and Jody discuss Egyptian bongs and Jason Derulo's budgie smugglers. Alison makes a list of therapy talking points, and Jody reveals the BIG LIE Judy Blume told in 6th grade. A million thank yous to Blume Head Kat for telling us all about Eucalyptus Balls, and to Brandi C. for her Patronage!
Thu, January 02, 2020
107. Eucalyptus Balls
Happy 2020 Blume Heads! Jody and Alison discuss chapters 11-12 of "Puberty Blues" by Australians Kathy Lette and Gabrielle Carey, written in 1979. Deb gets in trouble for spending too much time behind the library with her new BF and we learn just how VILE the surfie boys actually are (JUSTICE FOR FRIEDA CUMMINS!). There's also some incredible Aussie TV commercials from the early '80s, talk about salad sandwiches, Summer Rolls and Honey Logs, bad Christmas cracker jokes, and dramatic readings. Thank you SO VERY MUCH to our new Patrons, Lisa Lester and Mandy Sutton!
Thu, December 19, 2019
106. Nanu Nanu
I'M ON ME RAGS! Hello and welcome to chapters 9-10 of THE Australian YA classic, "Puberty Blues," penned by teenagers Kathy Lette and Gabrielle Carey in 1979. Deb and Sue get drunk for the first time and it does not end well. Deb gets dropped and has an epic driveway meltdown, Sue finally gets her friendship ring, the gang roams aimlessly around Miranda Fair, and there's some strange tickling foreplay to Pat Boone. Alison talks about her disastrous day trip to Phoenix, Jody recalls her early '90s brush with Dettol, and Chef Beth helps turn some pages. Be sure to join our Patreon for more CONTENT, including our newsletter, videos, and fun goodies in the mail! www.patreon.com/theblumesaloon
Thu, December 12, 2019
105. A Rooting Machine
See ya later old cheese! Join your favorite Blume Heads for chapters 7-8 of “Puberty Blues,” the iconic Australian YA novel by Kathy Lette and Gabrielle Carey (1971). Sydney surfie chicks Deb and Sue are still getting up to no good – guzzling brandyvino, dating terrible boys, watching Benny Hill, wearing see-thru underpants, and getting called to the headmaster’s office. Meanwhile, Jody and Alison discuss Singapore Social, Alison’s early adoption of UGG boots, the joy of answering machine greetings, fibro houses, and the groundbreaking Aussie soap, “Number 96.” There’s also a disturbing letter from Beth about a Vaseline-covered amputated hand, and a note from Andrea about some spooky Blume Saloon-related coincidences. And if that’s not enough, we’ve piped in some excellent Australian commercials from the late ‘70s!
Fri, December 06, 2019
104. We Need Some Vaseline
Chapters 5-6 of “Puberty Blues” by Aussie teens Kathy Lette and Gabrielle Carey (1979). The Greenhills gals don multicolored undies and take up JAZZ BALLET, Deb and Sue try surfing for the very first time, and the whole gang eats Cheezels as they wait to root in the rumpus room. Jody and Alison talk about leaky air mattresses, muckbang, boob enhancing techniques, and “equestrian duties”. There’s also some dramatic readings with try-hard Australian accents and a super informative letter from real life Australian Lisa Bee! Please consider supporting us at www.patreon.com/theblumesaloon .
Thu, November 21, 2019
103. Space Raisin
Alison and Jody bumble through chapters 3-4 of “Puberty Blues,” written by Kathy Lette and Gabrielle Carey (when they were just 16!) in 1979. Now that Deb and Sue are in the Greenhills Gang, their next mission is to get spunky older boyfriends. And to lose their virginities at the drive-in. Jody presents some Mini Special Reports on the various types of Australian accents and ‘70s-era panel vans. Alison recalls her school’s water fountain etiquette and learning how sex works. There’s also a lot of talk about finger buns, paddocks, bison, bubblers, and Pimp My Ride. Finally, huge thank you to our new Patrons: Lisa Bee, Amy Michael, Bronwyn, and Nathan! Please consider supporting us at www.patreon.com/theblumesaloon .
Thu, November 14, 2019
102. Scotch Drawbacks
Oh, handle it ya slack-arse molls! We are starting a NEW BOOK, "Puberty Blues," written by Australian authors Kathy Lette and Gabrielle Carey in 1979! Travel with Jody and Al through chapters 1-2, to Sydney's southern beaches, where surfie chicks and spunky guys eat Chiko Rolls, wear straight-legged Levis, and suck whole oranges in the back of the bus. Protagonists Deb and Sue are two 13-year-old gals who just want to be part of the coolest crew around, the Greenhills Gang. Despite doing all the "right" things, they can't seem to break in — until a fateful call to the headmaster's office gets them noticed by top girls Tracey and Cheryl. To set the scene, Alison presents her findings on Young Talent Time, Luna Park, and 1979's top hits. Meanwhile, Jody gives the scoop on The Red Bikini Girl, the Truro Murders, and provides essential Aussie slang translation. Huge thank you to our very first Patreon donors: Katy Greenspan, Becky Tomkins, Jessica Going, Jessica Norton, Jack Knoebber, Schmoo Theune, Deanna McMillan, and Suzanne Krempasky! Be sure to join us at www.patreon.com/theblumesaloon
Thu, October 24, 2019
Odds and Ends #12: Amanda Rosenberg
Such a delight to have author and funny lady Amanda Rosenberg join us in the Cocoon! Alison and Jody chitchat with Amanda about her new book, “That's Mental: Painfully Funny Things That Drive Me Crazy About Being Mentally Ill” as well as British boarding school life, shoes with keys in the soles, the crazy-chic aesthetic of “Girl, Interrupted” and the nightmare of book promotion. There’s also a lot of Goosebumps, Point Horror, Adrian Mole, and Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul talk. Oh, and let’s not forget the iconic '90s-era Titanic Quiz. Do YOU know why Jack was allowed in the fancy dining room? Pre-order “That’s Mental” now! www.indiebound.org/book/9781684422890
Thu, October 17, 2019
Odds and Ends #11: For People Who Get It
A very special episode in which Jody and Alison wrap up 20+ weeks of Judy Blume’s “Summer Sisters.” The gals dig up Judy’s history with Martha’s Vineyard and her very own Psycho House, what inspired her to write the book, and which character she loves (but her husband hates)! There’s also a historically accurate reenactment of Lena Dunham’s 2014 interview, Vix and Caitlin fan fic readings, book reviews from internet randos, and some awesome Blume Head letters. Lastly, may we present a Special Report on Pseudocide, Steve Rambam, Frank Ahearn, skip tracers, death kits, and the hotness of Jonathan Groff. OH YEAH, AND THERE’S AN EARTHQUAKE! P.S. – We announce our next book at the very end, so keep your ears peeled.
Thu, October 10, 2019
101. Eminem With a Clipboard
We've finished “Summer Sisters”! Can you believe it? Join Alison and Jody for chapters 45-46 (and the Epilogue) of Judy Blume’s 1998 novel. No spoilers here, but tune in for a shocker ending, dramatic reenactments, chat about Key West architecture, Postman Pat, bathtub revelations, Teen Mom tie-ins, and a Lockerbie bombing follow-up. The gals also read a great letter from a New Mexico listener who found life inspiration in Tiger Eyes. And FINS UP to Blume Head/Parrot Head of the week, Jessica! P.S. Due to a technical error, the first few minutes of this episode sound terrible, and we sincerely apologize. If you absolutely can’t stand it, fast forward to around 15 minutes. You won't miss any of the story!
Thu, October 03, 2019
100. Bru-Haha
Our 100th episode, baby! And yikes, this one’s a doozy. Alison and Jody cover chapters 43-44 of “Summer Sisters,” written by Judy Blume in 1998. Ex-boyfriend sexy times, BFF betrayal, and a doomed Martha’s Vineyard wedding – it’s all here. Will Vix and Caitlin's friendship survive? Listen in for some iconic dramatic readings, classic early '90s TV commercials, and a lovely Blume Head letter. Ginormous congrats to Blume Head of the Week, Dara!
Thu, September 26, 2019
99. Barefoot at the Airport
It’s finally Now Times! Jody and Alison break into chapters 41-42 of Judy Blume’s 1998 grown-up novel, “Summer Sisters.” Vix gets an invite to celebrate Caitlin’s nuptials… with who? Bru! She jets to Martha’s V, dons a commemorative tee, and proceeds to get snockered at the Pre-nup Din Din, while Gus and Dan have a very bro-ey convo on a beach log. Alison and Jody learn what Mike Dukakis is up to, recap their experience at Create and Cultivate, write a new ‘90s rom-com, and perform all sorts of dramatic readings. All hail Crabby Eurypterid, this week’s Blume Head of the Week!
Thu, September 19, 2019
98. Got Godivas?
This week’s a hot mess but Alison and Jody overcome adversity to bring you chapters 39-40 of Judy Blume’s “Summer Sisters.” Vix meets a gentleman(?) at the charity ball and jumps out of his car two weeks later, Ed has a health scare, Lanie’s kids are terrible, and Caitlin makes her way back to Martha’s Vineyard! Jody and Alison chat VCSO girls, velvet suits, bowling ball finger condoms, and middle age. Super congratulations to this week’s Blume Head of the Week, Trina!
Thu, September 12, 2019
97. Li'l Lucky Luke
Bust out your rollerblades and skate with us through chapters 37-38 of Judy Blume’s 1998 best-seller, “Summer Sisters.” Vix quits her job and meets some city folk who make her ponder the meaning of luck. Then she takes a secret trip to Atlantic City for a poker junket. She also has some erotic dreams involving peonies. Caitlin plans the opening of Eurotrash and takes care of her dying pal Donny. Gus seems confused about practically everything. Jody and Alison talk about the Lockerbie plane bombing, Whitney Port, and drugs that make you want to be celibate. And there are plenty of the usual dramatic re-enactments. Congratulations to this week’s Blume Head of the Week, Elizabeth B.!
Thu, September 05, 2019
96. My Wife
Put on your best pinstripe suit and settle in for chapters 35-36 of “Summer Sisters” by Judy Blume, published in 1998. Vix, Paisley, and Maia move to NYC to share a flea market hospital ward and start their careers. Caitlin swoops into town for some shrimp fettuccine and an awkward solo flamenco dance. Gus takes a trip to Seattle and has a regrettable meetup. Abby invents Facebook. Alison gives some good Loehmann’s goss, Jody finds a Martha’s V connection with The Carlyle, and they read an incredible letter from Blume Head Robyn about the Billy Madison clown. There’s also an international audio dispatch from Blume Head Becky, retelling her wild dream involving Jody, Alison, and the Weston Bellagio. Finally, hooray for Blume Head of the Week, Sarah B.!
Thu, August 29, 2019
95. Peonies! Peonies! Peonies!
Pop some echinacea and join us in the Cocoon for chapters 32-34 of “Summer Sisters,” Judy Blume’s gorgeous adult novel published in 1998. Vix channels her inner Werner Herzog and lands a PR job in New York City! Bru proposes! Vix says nicht-nicht! Caitlin sends some more weird postcards. Jody and Alison read two great Blume Head letters and talk about early-20s relationships, seven minutes in heaven, and the Teacher’s Pet podcast. Sorry for the accents. They reenact some crucial scenes and of course, discuss every minute detail. Lastly, yay for this week’s Blume Head of the Week: Kitchens and Contemplations!
Thu, August 15, 2019
94. Sort Your Life Out
Alison and Jody try not to drown in the Charlie Swamp as they cover chapters 30-31 of Judy Blume’s fan-favorite novel, “Summer Sisters” (1998). Vix and Bru take a fateful road trip to Santa Fe and we learn that you really can’t go home again. Sharkey may or may not be conducting mouse experiments, Maia proves to be a nice friend, and Caitlin visits LA to reconnect with her TV star molester. The girls receive a wonderful letter from a Tiger Eyes fan, and a hilarious Catcher in the Rye Communiqué from Sara and her sisters. Jody replays her iconic conversation with the Walgreen’s beauty consultant, and Alison talks about hypochondria and STYLE REMIX. And finally, hooray for Cherries and Hens, this week’s Blume Head of the Week!
Thu, August 08, 2019
93. We Are the World
Leave your egos at the door and come inside the Cocoon for chapters 28-29 of Judy Blume’s spectacular 1998 novel, “Summer Sisters.” Vix has a rough Thanksgiving and is questioning her relationship, Caitlin finally comes home with some thigh high boots after an abortion in Paris, meanwhile Lamb turns 50 and realizes his kids are the WORST at speeches. Settle in for Jody’s in-depth Special Report on celebrity charity supergroups and the songs they spawned: “Do They Know It’s Christmas,” “We Are the World,” “Voices That Care”... and just maybe... "Their Voices Call." There’s also a mind-blowing Hills tie-in. Thank you Blume Heads Sue, Megan and Chrissy for their awesome letters, and congratulations to Heather B. for being Blume Head of the Week!
Fri, August 02, 2019
92. Hot Inside
It’s “Summer Sisters: The College Years” in chapters 26-27 of Judy Blume’s seminal adult novel. Vix is finally at Harvard, hating her roomie Maia and struggling with all the BS analytical chit-chat that surrounds her. Caitlin is still in Your-Up, making all sorts of late night calls and having dalliances with a woman who cuts up panties (hello, Rusty’s diaphragm!). Alison and Jody talk about freshman year dorms and roommates, celebrity charity supergroup pop hits, Charleston accents, and gonorrhea of the mouth. Big felicitations to this week’s Blume Head of the Week Samantha WM!
Thu, July 25, 2019
91. Makin' Bacon
Come inside the Cocoon for chapters 23-25 of “Summer Sisters,” written by Judy Blume in 1998. Vix and Caitlin graduate high school, get into fancy colleges, and (gasp!) part ways for the summer! Caitlin jets off to Your-Up, while Vix spends her leisure time in Bru’s sexy lean-to. Abby and Phoebs finally meet and picture each other in bed with Lamb. Tawny continues to be extremely lame. Lanie gets knocked up. Bru reveals his tragic past and does NOT wear a deep V-neck to the Flying Horses. Jody and Alison slosh rosé and chat toilet snacks, SATs, poetry, The Hills, carousels, anxiety-inducing kids’ games, and senior quotes. Radio plays and literary critiques ensue. Congratulations to Sara Stars, this week’s Blume Head of the Week!
Thu, July 18, 2019
90. Abalone Juice
Pour yourself some juice and grab a donut for chapters 21-22 of Judy Blume’s riveting adult novel, “Summer Sisters,” published in 1998. Vix runs away to Trisha’s houseboat, starts a new waitress gig, and loses her V in the V on the V. But a terrible family tragedy brings it all crashing down. You’ll have to listen to find out what happens. The gals answer some Blume Head questions, chat about the Hills, Teen Mom, and the Blume Saloon origin story. Alison presents two special reports on Victoria’s Secret and the historic Homeport restaurant, and Jody reads aloud yet another unsexy sex scene. Congratulations to Blume Head of the Week, Tiffany Louise!
Thu, July 11, 2019
89. Rose in the Cleve
We’re baaaack! Jody and Alison present chapters 19-20 of Judy Blume’s gorgeous adult novel “Summer Sisters,” published in 1998. Vix finally turns 17 and Caitlin plans a very intimate beachside gathering. She gets a weird machine washable garden party dress (could be a nightgown?) but the night does NOT go as planned… or DOES it?! The gals read FOUR (4) letters from some badass Blume Heads, discuss laundry safety tips, Jody does a Special Report on the Chappaquiddick Incident, and Alison tries a freaky mint that turns to liquid. Kudos to this week’s Blume Head of the Week, Becky T!
Thu, June 27, 2019
88. Dry Humping to Van Halen
Settle in for a real humdinger episode of assorted content! Alison and Jody read chapters 17-18 of Judy Blume’s fan favorite novel “Summer Sisters,” written in 1998. Vix is doing private things with Bru in his shaggin’ wagon. The gals get a couple awkward talks from Abby. We discover that Dan is basically an incel and Sharkey might be having some GSA (dare you to look it up!). Jody and Alison drink sparkling rosé and talk about their thieving compulsions, aggressive kissing, baby-naming controversies, Bradley Cooper’s Lolita fetish, and gibberish '90s cyber sex. There’s a primo letter from Jo about her Fiat NOT named after Grandad, an update from Rebecca Kate Mate, and a Blume Head of the Week: Mandy Sutton!
Thu, June 20, 2019
87. Mountain Day Mates
In chapters 14-16 of Judy Blume’s “Summer Sisters” (1998), our gals Caitlin and Vix are seventeen, just like the Dancing Queen! They’re all grown up, cruisin’ the island in their pickup truck, flirting with all the boys, and dabbling in some garden variety existential terror. Abby and Lamb have an epic fight and poor Sweetie crosses the Rainbow Bridge. But most notably, BRU KISSES VIX!!! Alison and Jody read all the juicy bits and chat about Roomba meat disasters, boy stink, otherworldly realms, and terriers named Jake. A big woohoo to Blume Head of the Week Brie Williams!
Thu, June 13, 2019
86. Orlando
It's 1980, baby! Alison and Jody read chapters 12-13 of Judy Blume's riveting 1998 novel, "Summer Sisters." Caitlin and Vix are now 15 and their friendship is tested when they end up at the same high school. The Countess makes her grand entrance with casually discarded cigarettes and a strange bathtub scene. Our heroines end up babysitting for a celebrity couple but it does not end well. All we can say is: YOU STAY AWAY TIM CASTELLANO! Jody does Special Reports on the quintessential '70s perfume, Charlie, and days of the week as first names. Meanwhile, Alison tries not to black out inside the steamy Cocoon. There's also lots of dramatic reading, a Blume Head of the Week (congrats, Kate P!) and plenty of errors in need of correction.
Thu, June 06, 2019
85. Plenty of Spunk
Chapters 9-11 of “Summer Sisters” (1998) by the one and only Judy Blume! It’s 1979, the hottest summer ever on the Vineyard. Vix wins a bet, the Chicago boys get rude at the movies, Tawny pays an unexpected visit, Dorset pines for her Magic Pole, and Grandmother Regina Mayhew Somers plays the whole fam. Alison and Jody read an incredible letter from Blume Head Maria, Alison learns some new British slang, while Jody analyzes her deep hatred of the jigsaw puzzle. And finally, congrats to Blume Head of the Week, Panicked Jibberish!
Thu, May 30, 2019
84. Dream On
Jody and Alison delve into chapters 7-8 of Judy Blume's essential nostalgic beach read, "Summer Sisters" (1998). Bitchy Grandmother Somers and flaky Dorset pay a visit to Martha's Vineyard and we learn about Lamb's tragic past. Vix and Caitlin practice a new toothbrushing technique, become tiny witches, bury their alter egos, and vow to only use their Powers solo. Come inside the cozy Blume Cocoon for talk about dirty nicknames, pervy peeping packages, ‘90s eau de toilette, and the usual dramatic readings. All hail this week's Blume Head of the Week, Tracy Brisson!
Thu, May 23, 2019
83. Sun Bleached Tongue
I’ve got the POWER! Hello and welcome to chapters 5-6 of the spectacular “Summer Sisters” by Judy Blume. It’s still 1977 in Martha’s Vineyard and Vix and Caitlin are weathering storms, having tantrums, flirting with boys, and – in true Judy fashion – getting periods. There’s a new woman in Lamb’s life, Abby, and Caitlin is not having any of it. Join Jody and Alison for talk about Doggie Bjorns, golf, ghosts, and keen literary analysis. Lastly, good on ya to this week’s Blume Head of the Week, Chrissy Field!
Thu, May 16, 2019
82. Little Lambs Eat Ivy
NBO or die! Alison and Jody discuss chapters 3-4 of Judy Blume’s beloved adult novel “Summer Sisters” (1977). So much is happening at the Psycho House in Martha’s Vineyard: Vix and Caitlin discover their Power and get up to some secret shenanigans, Sharkey speaks, Von and Bru turn heads, Trisha makes her debut, and the whole gang hits up a nude beach. Jody and Al talk about Pogs, wearing children’s clothing, and long-haired men. They read a near-perfect listener letter from Ellen and play some vintage ‘70s-era commercials. Shout out to Iron Betty, this week’s Blume Head of the week!
Thu, May 09, 2019
81. Lavacious
Nothin’ like a NEW BOOK! Alison and Jody start reading Judy Blume’s 1998 fan favorite adult novel, “Summer Sisters” (chapters 1-2). The girls set the scene for ‘77, the year Vix meets Caitlin and her life is changed forever. There’s already so much intrigue, surprise, and serious questions to ponder: who the hell is Bru? How does a Pizza Wagon work? Does Judy have an animal nickname fetish? And what is “IT”? Jody recounts 1977’s notable events (did you know that Argentina sent a pregnant lady to Antarctica for first dibs on the South Pole?), while Alison talks about music, TV, movies, and the tragic Beverly Hills Supper Club fire. They also read two heartwarming/tear-jerking Blume Head letters and announce this week’s Blume Head of the Week, Lizza!
Thu, April 25, 2019
Odds and Ends #10: Goodbye Gymsuit
Calling all Danziger Heads! This one's for you. Jody and Alison tie up "The Cat Ate My Gymsuit" (1974) with special guest Jack, and the Blume Cocoon spins a little out of control. The gang reads some A+ listener letters and a follow-up from Paula not long before she passed. Alison presents a Special Report on The Pledge of Allegiance, Jack schools us on the PTA, and Jody does the origins and evolution of the word "Ms." Listen in for school suspension stories, magic blue potion, star spangled cookies, weird anti-drinking PSAs, amateur songwriting, Pillow People, and a quiz about grown-ups who love stuffed animals. You will learn SO MUCH this episode. Giant congratulations to this week's Blume Head of the Week, Aimee Hagerty Johnson!
Thu, April 18, 2019
80. Platform Crocs
Can you believe it's the final "The Cat Ate My Gymsuit" episode?! Alison and Jody read chapters 16-18 of Paula Danziger's super awesome 1974 YA novel about a gal learning to be okay with herself. Marcy and Joel go on a wild shopping plaza rampage, Stuart learns a Very Important Lesson, Mom figures out how to be her own woman, and Ms. Finney FINALLY has her hearing (hint: it does not play as you'd expect). Join the gals for more Blume Head letters and dramatic reenactments as Jody recovers from jet lag and Alison endures a cold. But everything's amazing because there are AUSSIE SNACKS in the Cocoon. Congratulations to Melinda, this week's Blume Head of the Week!
Fri, April 05, 2019
79. Dysfunction Junction
It's time for Marcy's first party! Join Alison and Jody for chapters 14-15 of Paula Danziger's beloved novel about teen rebellion, teen love, and teen angst, "The Cat Ate My Gymsuit" (1974). Marcy and Joel hit up Nancy's unchaperoned basement party, where things start to get a little wild with flying pretzels and beer karate. Marcy also gets her FIRST KISS... but it's not what she had imagined. Dad proves to be an even bigger dick than we thought, mom remains helpless, and grandma remains nameless. The girls read two very awesome letters from Blume Heads describing awkward dates, first protests, and body image coping mechanisms. Congratulations to Melissa, this week's Blume Head of the Week! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, March 28, 2019
78. Purple Pants Suit
Marcy’s suspension is going swimmingly! In chapters 12-13 of Paula Danziger’s “The Cat Ate My Gymsuit” (1974), our heroine gets an awesome new outfit, spends quality time with Stuart and Wolf, learns about boys from Nancy, and prepares for her first date! The girls receive a fantastic letter from Blume Head Jennie, Alison presents her findings on the Pledge of Allegiance and its legal ramifications, and Jody forces her sister to sing “Advance Australia Fair” in two-part harmony. Come inside the Blume Cocoon for some whiskey, Oreo Creme Eggs, giggle fits, dramatic readings, sweet nostalgia, and astute literary analysis. Shout out to this week’s Blume Head of the Week, Sharifa! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, March 21, 2019
77. Single Dad on the School Board
Get ready for some old-fashioned teenage rebellion! Jody and Alison read chapters 10-11 of Paula Danziger's YA classic, "The Cat Ate My Gymsuit" (1974). Marcy and the Four Horsemen of Finney plan a sit-in to save their favorite teacher from getting fired. Evil Principal Stone puts the kibosh on their radical plot and (spoiler!) Marcy ends up with a suspension. But Joel asks her to Nancy's party so everything's fine! The gals read some wonderful letters and notes from Blume Head listeners, reminisce about getting in trouble at school, Jody gives a Special Dream Analysis Report, and Alison rallies with a decadent Targ-Bucks beverage. Tune in for plenty of dramatic readings, the Star Spangled Banner, and too much caffeine. Lastly, congratulations to Blume Head of the Week, Surfer Girlie. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, March 14, 2019
76. Loquacious Siblings
Damn the man! Poor Marcy's entire world is crumbling. In chapters 7-9 of Paula Danziger's 1974 YA novel, "The Cat Ate My Gymsuit," Ms. Finney disappears and everyone's freaking out. The whole class gets detention for sassing Principal Stone, but this only brings Marcy and Joel closer together. Dad sucks, Mom can't function without tranquilizers, and Stuart never has enough orange pits. Jody and Alison talk about farts and the Pledge of Allegiance, peppered with some maudlin reenactments and vintage commercials. Congrats to TWO Blume Heads of the Week: Sojourner Sleuth and Anna Crossley. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, March 07, 2019
75. Je Suis La Jeune Fille
OMG Dad is such a jerk! Welcome to chapters 3-6 of Paula Danziger's "The Cat Ate My Gymsuit," published in 1974. Alison and Jody recap all the Smedley goings-on, the Lewis household arguments, and the budding friendship between Marcy and Joel Anderson. We also learn about the deal with Wolf and those orange pits. The girls read three awesome letters (thank you Kate, Ingrid, and Helen!) and do a follow-up with Blume Head Bex on golf calligraphy sets. Come inside the Cocoon for over-the-top dramatic readings and laughs, with a shiny coat of nostalgia. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, February 28, 2019
74. Fluffy Fluff Fluff Fluff
New book y’all! Jody and Alison are thrilled to begin Paula Danziger’s debut novel, “The Cat Ate My Gymsuit,” chapters 1-3. They start with a 1974 primer and delve into some wild specifics: Rumble in the Jungle, Marina Abramovic’s uncomfortable performance art, the worst music in modern history, and Saturday morning cartoons. Our protagonist Marcy pretty much hates her life until the mysteriously hip Ms. Finney shows up at school. What’s up with this crazy teacher? Will Marcy work up the courage to chat with nerdy hunk Joel? What the heck is Smedley? In other news, the gals read two amazing Blume Head letters, reenact their favorite scenes, and sing some Blind Melon. Shout out to Amy Mason Doan, this week’s Blume Head of the Week!
Thu, February 14, 2019
Odds and Ends #9: A Sheila Screening
Happy Valentine's Day Blume Heads! It's pure chaos with four ladies in the Cocoon to discuss the "Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great" movie and to bid adieu to our favorite scaredy-cat. There's a special report on the infamous chopped and screwed 1995 Olsen Twins hit, "Gimme Pizza." There's correspondence with a real life Sheila Blume Head, who ALSO started her own handwritten newspaper. And of course, there is in-depth critical analysis of the movie, a sweet homage that Judy Blume made with her son, Larry. Join Jody, Alison, and special guests Lizzy and Cathy for pineapple upside-down cake and lots of chat about the '90s. Congrats to Sheila Jo Spencer, this week's Blume Head of the Week! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week! *** All information for Jody's Special Report came from "The Oral History of Mary-Kate and Ashley's Gimme Pizza" written by Alyssa Bereznak for The Ringer.
Thu, February 07, 2019
73. Wiccan Rock Band
Alison, Jody, and special guest Lizzy finish "Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great," Judy Blume's 1972 novel about a fabulous ten-year-old who conquers her fears. Sheila takes the dreaded swim test and doesn't drown! The Tubmans have a farewell party and everyone's invited – even Jennifer's baby daddy! The gals read one fascinating letter from a Blume Head who works with an adorable rodent named Mouse Ellis. Lizzy tells us all about her childhood show dogs with stripper names, while Alison presents a comprehensive Special Report on Tarrytown: the pre-WWI bombings, historic mansions, summer camps with towel service, and local SAT scores. And then Jody reveals a secret surprise involving our Most Famous Sheila, Sheila E.! Lastly, there's a super duper difficult 1972 trivia quiz, drafted by Blume Head Willie. No Whitewaters to be found. Congrats to Becky and Mouse Ellis for being Blume Heads of the Week!
Thu, January 31, 2019
72. Put it in the Pizza
It's sleepover time! The gals read chapters 13-14 of Judy Blume's kid lit classic, "Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great." Sheila hosts her very first slumber party, get crushed by a Slam Book, trashes Bobby Egran's prized possessions, and winds up with a butt-full of toothpaste. Great night, all in all! There's also a very scary hayride with a possible werewolf sighting. Jody and Alison re-enact all the best scenes, and discuss sleeping bag couture and how awful pre-teen girls can be. Then Jody gives an impromptu Special Report on how to get ready for a date in 1972. Hint: you need to spare 5 hours. Join the gals for laughs, weird facts, and a little bit of Olsen Twins. Big ups to this week's Blume Head of the Week, Margret Caulton! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, January 24, 2019
71. Have a Banana
Well hello there, 2019! Jody and Alison return with chapters 11-12 of Judy Blume's 1972 novel, "Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great." There's a very pregnant pup, a super profesh camp production of "Peter Pan," and of course, more swimming lessons with Marty. Sheila finally puts her face in the water! The girls read a hilarious letter from Blume Head Willie (spoiler: he started his own camp newspaper, just like Sheila), engage in the usual melodramatic readings, and reminisce about their own wannabe thespian experiences. And congratulations to Blume Head of the Week, Rebecca McGoldrick, for telling us about Dr. Drill 'N Fill! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, December 27, 2018
70. WORT
Alison and Jody close out 2018 with chapters 9-10 of "Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great", written by Judy Blume in 1972. Intrepid Sheila starts a gossip-y camp newspaper, won't let anyone help her, and gets schooled by the mimeograph machine. After a terrifying dog-lick attack, Mouse gives Sheila another chance to own up to her faults, but our girl refuses to crack. Meanwhile, Jennifer makes a "friend" and that "friend" goes and knocks her up. What's Sheila gonna do with ALL THESE DOGS?! Alison and Jody discuss Barbie Dream Houses, dumb waiters, sisterly competition, and read a great letter from Blume Head Helen. Heartfelt congratulations to Blume Head of the Week, Anna Lamprey!
Thu, December 20, 2018
69. Once, Twice, Three, Shoot
Epic night! Sheila saves Sondra Van Arden from the milk door and partakes in a super scary game of hide-and-seek. Alison and Jody cover chapters 6-8 of Judy Blume's kid lit novel, "Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great" (1972). They reenact all the crucial scenes, play some great ads from the early '70s, and Jody reads aloud from her early-'90s diary. Big ups to this week's Blume Head of the Week, Sindy Purr! Be sure to send in your Sheilas and tell us about your hometown hide-and-seek traditions. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, December 13, 2018
68. The Ballad of Bon Qui Qui
Sheila Tubman meets Mouse Ellis, the yo-yo Junior Champion of Tarrytown! Your hosts Alison and Jody read chapters 4-5 of Judy Blume's 1972 children's novel, "Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great." This summer ain't so bad after all – Sheila's making friends, avoiding dogs, and signing up for day camp. But things start to crack when she gets caught in a lie and is forced to take swimming lessons. Will our gal ever be able to gain Mouse's trust? Will she learn to swim without getting her face wet? On the flip side, Alison and Jody unbox some gorgeous Lip Smackers and an OREO RECORD PLAYER (!!!) from a very generous Blume Head. They also take a quiz on all things Sheila, tell stories about deceased chickens, listen to vintage TV commercials, and embark on some primo dramatic readings. Finally, gigantic congrats to Susan Susan Susan, this week's Blume Head of the Week!
Thu, December 06, 2018
67. Whitewater
New book alert! Jody and Alison get back on the Fudge Train with the second in the series, "Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great," written by Judy Blume in 1972. The girls are joined by longtime Blume Head Lizzy as they read chapters 1-3. To set the scene, Jody talks 1972 current events, movies, and hosts a trivia quiz where everyone's a winner! Alison presents her pop music findings, and Lizzy gives us the low-down on fashion of the era. They also dig up Judy's musings on Sheila, and an amazing book review by a real life 10-year-old. Sheila's family moves to Tarrytown for the summer, and it could not be worse. There's a howling dog, a scary spider, and NO YELLOW CARPET WITH A RED ROSE IN THE MIDDLE. Just lots and lots of Testor’s glue. Finally, congrats to Stephanie (otherwise known as Bookshelf Bombshell) for being this week's Blume Head of the Week!
Thu, November 29, 2018
Odds and Ends #8: Lolita vs. Marathon Bars
Alison and Jody conduct a thorough post-mortem of Norma Klein's edgy YA novel, "Domestic Arrangements." They read some awesome listener letters about hot record store boys, '80s triangle perms, and Judy Blume eBay treasures. Alison shares her obsession with French chanteuse Alizée, and Jody discovers who wrote the iconic beat poem "Now-Times for People with Now-Dreams." The girls discuss Adrian Lyne's 1997 adaptation of "Lolita," Dominique Swain's film legacy, and the truth about Marathon Bars. They say their final goodbye to Rusty and Co. with some thought-provoking Goodreads reviews and unveiling their NEXT BOOK! Can you guess what it is?
Thu, November 15, 2018
66. Now-Times
The "Domestic Arrangements" finale! Alison and Jody read chapters 23-25 of Norma Klein's 1981 YA novel, in which Rusty gets a bootleg pixie cut, finally meets Pam from Andover, learns the truth about her parents' marriage, and appears on the Today Show. You absolutely don't want to miss Alison's far out beat poetry or Jody's Medieval chamber singing! And congratulations to Rosemary's Ladies, this week's Blume Head(s) of the Week! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, November 08, 2018
65. Hashtag NoLo
In the penultimate "Domestic Arrangements" episode, Alison and Jody discuss chapters 21-22 of Norma Klein's 1981 racy YA novel. Rusty auditions for Lolita the musical by singing a weirdly maudlin Beatles song and playing some bra-less tennis with a middle-aged pervert. She finally gets to read her People feature, and learns a Very Important Life Lesson from the Man on the Plane. The gals muddle through two mysteries: 1) Who is Beryl the bootleg Barbie? and 2) Are Marathon bars really Snickers or Curly Wurlies? Help! Finally, congratulations to Blume Head of the Week, Martha, who wrote an awesome letter about her love of Judy and life as a teen during the early '80s. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, November 01, 2018
64. Beryl
We're still languishing in La La Land with Rusty and her co-star Felix, through chapters 19-20 of the 1981 Norma Klein YA classic, "Domestic Arrangements." Rusty gets cornrows and spends a naked night with Felix over Nova Scotia salmon and Champagne, Joshua Poshua is MIA (potentially Andover-bound), Alison forms a Little Boy Parade, and Jody learns a new word. Listen along for the usual dramatic radio plays, mess-ups, and uncontrollable singing/swearing. The girls also have a first look at Gabrielle Moss' brand-new book about '80s and '90s teen fiction series, "Paperback Crush." Super duper congratulations to this week's Blume Head of the Week, Mary Ann! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every Thursday!
Thu, October 25, 2018
63. Like a Satan
Rusty's going to California all by herself! But she's 14, she can handle it, right? Join Alison, Jody, and a bottle of Courvoisier to discuss chapters 17-18 of "Domestic Arrangements" by Norma Klein. Mom leaves town and Daddy quickly replaces her with Abigail, Deel loses her virginity while a five-year-old child sleeps soundly on the floor, Rusty hops on a flight to LA, and Joshua Poshua proves to be Numero Uno Stalker of 1981. Jody and Al reveal their embarrassing internet screen names, and reminisce about trundle beds and Neneh Cherry. They also recap their recent interview with BBC Entertainment News on the upcoming "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret" movie! Finally, congratulations to Blume Head of the Week, Amy Wilson Sheldon! It's a Judy Blume Book Club. Join us every week!
Thu, October 18, 2018
62. Girthy
Alison and Jody have a SUPER exciting announcement to make, along with their regular "Domestic Arrangements" programming. The gals read chapters 15-16 of Norma Klein's 1981 novel about teen sex and stardom, and things just keep getting weirder. Daddy receives an obscene phone call and Rusty is interviewed by People magazine. Don't worry, she continues to say all the wrong things and her parents remain eternally incompetent. Jody and Al talk about early internet relationships, teacher-bullies, and the OG Degrassi. They receive a wonderful letter from former Blume Head of the Week, Jill, who writes about her complicated relationship with Judy Blume. And congrats to this week's Blume Head of the Week, Jennifer Kathleen! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, October 11, 2018
61. Sex and Typing
It's a Valentine's Mystery! Alison and Jody read chapter 14 of Norma Klein's "Domestic Arrangements," where Rusty tries to figure out who Daddy's secret admirer is. She also goes into battle with Joshua Poshua and totally MURDERS her fram. Speaking of murder, Jody presents a Special Report on the Scarsdale Diet and the scandal involving Dr. Tarnower's jilted lover. Join the girls for some rosé, melodramatic readings, technology failures, and another glorious update from The Karen Files. Ginormous congrats to this week's Blume Head of the Week, J. Meredith! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us (almost) every week!
Thu, September 20, 2018
60. The Hummus Express
All aboard! Jody and Alison analyze chapters 12-13 of "Domestic Arrangements," a YA treasure written by Norma Klein in 1981. Rusty poses with some cherries for Seventeen Magazine and does an exclusive interview on cable TV (you don't wanna miss this lively reenactment)! She also goes back to school but finds herself accosted by her jealous classmates. Rude! The gals present another treasure from The Karen Files and receive some fabulous tidbits about Barbizon and Scoliosis from Blume Head Helen. Come inside the Cocoon for idle banter about the creative liberties of James Franco, the shooting in Jody's backyard, '80s blush, and pre-teen nymphettes (ugh!). Congratulations to Jennie McKeon, this week's Blume Head of the Week! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, September 13, 2018
59. A Horse Named Linda
A star is born! Alison and Jody eat gross shooting star cookies (sorry!) as they cover chapters 10-11 of “Domestic Arrangements,” written by Norma Klein in 1981. Rusty receives some glowing movie reviews, test drives her new “acquisition,” and discovers that mom has a not-so-secret lover! We also learn more about the day Rusty and Joshua met (hint: it involves nude pix!). Al and Jody chat spermicide, Mary Kay Letourneau, and Lanz nightgowns. They receive another thrilling batch from The Karen Files, and end the episode with a Celebre-teen Wedding quiz! Did you know that Milla Jovovich married her "Dazed and Confused" co-star?! Finally, Congrats to Blume Head of the week Jami D.! It’s a Judy Blume (and sometimes Norma Klein) book club. Join us every week!
Thu, September 06, 2018
58. Jackrabbit
Back from the dead, and it's even better the second time 'round! Alison and Jody motor through chapters 8-9 of Norma Klein's 1981 novel, "Domestic Arrangements." They present another fascinating letter from The Karen Files and interview Jody's English Mum about her adventures with the f-word. Meanwhile, Rusty baby-sits Kerim and makes up with Joshua via a blowjob, Dad is appalled at her Christmas request, and Deel throws some fightin' words. The movie premiere is a great success, but Mom's jealousy starts to rear its ugly head. Why can't anyone be happy for Rusty?! Come into the Cocoon for all sorts of extraneous chat about weird fan clubs, The Real World, shame at the Buffalo Exchange, denim-on-denim, and Tommy Wiseau. And ginormous congratulations to Blume Head of the Week, Helen Marangi!
Thu, August 23, 2018
57. Butt Chairs
Good lord, this one's a doozy. Alison and Jody make their way through chapters 6-7 of Norma Klein's "Domestic Arrangements," published in 1981. The girls get an incredible, intriguing letter from a Blume Head with some serious intel. They chit chat about millennial strawberries, the Clueless Targ-Bucks takeover, chairs shaped like hands, THC drops, Jock Jams, great tits, and Gunne Sax. Meanwhile, Rusty's dad turns 50 and celebrates with some Dobos Torte and a semi-surprise party, Deel gets "totally zonked," Mom reveals her home-wrecking history, and Charlie gets very, very creepy. Most importantly, Rusty's film premieres and Joshua ain't impressed. He didn't even like "Kramer vs. Kramer!" Congratulations to Blume Head of the Week Audrey Sprenger! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, August 16, 2018
56. Step Down!
Breaking news: Rusty's in a movie, y'all! Jody and Alison cover chapters 4-5 of Norma Klein's 1981 YA novel "Domestic Arrangements," where fourteen-year-old Tatiana (aka Rusty) has lots of mediocre sex with her boyfriend, attends a bizarre giant penis photography show with Daddy, and is going to be the star in a new Columbia Pictures movie. She will appear nude in said movie. WTF?! Along with the usual dramatic readings and chapter summaries, Alison and Jody chat about San Francisco's world class public transit system, classic films, and a mini-Special Report on VCRs. Hearty congrats to Blume Head of the Week, Alex! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Sat, August 11, 2018
55. An Exquisite Daughter
Alison and Jody are back in the Cocoon to talk about Norma Klein’s “Domestic Arrangements” chapter 3! This one’s a shortie, but we’ll get back to our regular programming next week. Rusty has a horrifically forthright conversation with her “cool mom” and butters Daddy up after his chat with the Laskers. We learn that Joshua has some naked pics, and most importantly, that Rusty has starred in some kind of mysterious exploitation movie. WHAT?! Total cliffhanger. The gals talk about their first non-kisses, Jody discovers she’s a swinger, and Alison teaches us the correct pronunciation of “Stuyvesant.” If that's not enough, tune in for the vintage commercials from 1981 and the melodramatic radio plays. Finally, congratulations to GemerGemer for being this week’s Blume Head of the Week! It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, August 02, 2018
54. Sexy Bubbles
Are you ready for a new book? How about a new author? Or a new co-host? Alison is out this week, but Sara joins Jody in the Cocoon to discuss chapters 1-2 of Norma Klein’s 1981 novel, “Domestic Arrangements.” Not only was Norma one of Judy Blume’s close pals, they both found themselves on the “Most Banned” lists for YA fiction in the ‘70s and ‘80s. Jody and Sara present their research on the pop culture, music, fashion, and weird facts about the year of their new heroine, Rusty Engelberg. Fourteen-year-old Rusty gets caught having sex with Joshua in the bathroom at 3 a.m., Daddy goes postal, sister Deel is jealous, and Mom don’t care. Tune in for dramatic readings, literary analysis, and lots of mini-special reports! And congratulations to Blume Head of the Week, Chalon B! It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, July 19, 2018
53. Perv Busters
It's the final "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" episode! Alison and Jody wrap up chapter 10 of Judy Blume's brilliant book, the one where Fudge Hatcher does the unspeakable. You know what it is. Peter is devastated by the loss of Dribble, and no one seems to care! Will his family ever make it up to him? Alison presents an exclusive interview with Blume Head Amanda -- a real live person who grew up in 1970s Manhattan -- while Jody gives a Special Report on the hellish '70s NYC subway system and the Guardian Angels. Alison's Fudge impressions are on point and Jody decides to Save the Turtles. Finally, hearty congrats to Darisa and Jack, our mother/son Blume Heads of the Week! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, July 12, 2018
Super Duper Omelette (Episode 52)
The Hatcher men are on their own! Alison and Jody cover chapters 8-9 of Judy Blume's delightful "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing." Fudge becomes the star of a new Toddle Bike commercial, Peter gets his first kiss from Dad's secretary, there's a movie theater emergency during "A Bear's Life," and Dad cooks a truly disgusting 12-egg omelette (with mushrooms). Join the gals for their most earnest, enthusiastic dramatic readings yet, memories from Alison's bachelorette party, and some fantastic Blume Head correspondences. And congratulations to Blume Head of the Week: Missy Badberg! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, July 06, 2018
Hamburger Hell (Episode 51)
Join Alison and Jody as they cruise through chapters 5-7 of Judy Blume’s 1972 childhood treasure, “Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing!” Fudge turns three and has an absolute shitshow birthday party with a puker, a biter, and a crybaby. Peter grows increasingly resentful of his li’l bro, especially after being forced to do a weird balloon dance. The fam spends a day in the city which ends with mashed potato wall art and a cascade of peas. And to top it all off, Peter’s transportation committee falls apart with Sheila and Jimmy Fargo’s constant bickering. Jody reminisces about British parlour games, and Alison provides some goss on a recent helicopter hijacking. Tune in for bad Star Wars impressions, dramatic readings, and two wonderful listener letters. Finally, congratulations to Mark Durica for being Blume Head of the Week! It’s a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, June 28, 2018
Creative Walking (Episode 50)
Alison and Jody zip through chapters 3-4 of "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing," one of Judy Blume's most famous novels, written in 1972. Fudge gets a cereal bath and has a jungle gym accident in Central Park, Peter gets into trouble with Mom, and we finally meet the legendary Sheila Tubman. Alison remembers being a very mature five-year-old, and Jody shares her secret to the perfect headstand (it's all about triangles, y'all). The gals also ponder an important question: does dope mean heroin or weed? And finally, congratulations to Debb, this week's Blume Head of the Week! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, June 21, 2018
Page Two Fifteen (Episode 49)
New book alert! Alison and Jody take you back to early '70s New York City, the world of Peter Hatcher and pesky Fudge, as they read chapters 1-2 of Judy Blume's kid lit hit "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing." Jody gives a Special Report on the unprecedented spate of bizarre airline hijackings in 1972, while Alison sets the scene and walks us through the popular music, movies, and TV of the era. There's also a lot of talk about fake plants. Meanwhile, Peter's just trying to live his best fourth grade life but Fudge creates all sorts of problems for anyone who crosses his path. Dad loses the Juicy-O account, Mom loses some flowers, but Peter wins a pet turtle! It's a sort of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, June 07, 2018
Prolonging Wifey (Odds and Ends #7)
You thought "Wifey" was over? Hah, not quite! Alison and Jody wrap up Judy Blume's scandalous 1978 novel and say goodbye to Sandy Pressman the only way they know how: Special Reports, decades-old People and Bust magazine interviews, hilarious one-star book reviews, and a Jeopardy quiz. Alison digs up some dirt on the history of key parties, and boy are you in for a shocker. We also learn what a Hot Karl is. Meanwhile, Jody uncovers Judy's secret stints as pop songstress and DIY maker. Last but not least, huge congratulations to our Blume Head of the Week: Street Jaime! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, May 31, 2018
Gon-Gon Be Gone (Episode 48)
Can you believe it?! Jody, Alison, and special guest Cathy finish "Wifey," Judy Blume's outrageous sexy adult novel published in 1978! Sandy tells Norm she has The Clap, he goes ballistic, she spends the night in the attic with a Snoopy sleeping bag, and we finally learn more about Brenda Partington Yvlenski via the Tufts Box Letters. Oh, and the Motorbator makes one last appearance. Alison talks about the time she got beat by a pop-up tent in Hawaii, Jody writes a diaphragm jingle, and Cathy drops some knowledge on noodle pudding. Tune in for some great '70s commercials, girl talk, and the finest faux Jersey accents this side of the Mississippi. Lastly, congratulations to this week's Blume Head of the Week, Sandy Shelly!
Thu, May 24, 2018
Esther in Waiting (Episode 47)
The weird world of "Wifey" is getting wilder! In Judy Blume's groundbreaking 1978 novel about bleakest suburbia, Sandy get the Gon-Gon and has to notify all her lovers, Shep brings some soul-crushing real talk, Banushka goes for a ride, and the Motorbator's identity is revealed... maybe. Jody and Alison discuss chapters 22-24, complete with readings, sidebars, and expert analysis. They also announce the first ever Blume Head of the week recipient(s): Muses and Stuff podcast! Wanna be next? Write us a letter, spread the word, draw us a picture, just do something cool. We don't care! It's a sort of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, May 17, 2018
A Silky Mushroom (Episode 46)
Sandy strikes out! Join Alison and Jody as they recap chapters 20-21 of Judy Blume's 1978 erotic novel, "Wifey." Secret motel liaisons, a rendezvous at The Cape, and quite possibly the first signs of a psychotic break. Jody develops a theory about who (or what) Sandy Pressman REALLY is, while Alison reveals her obsession with the Met Gala. Tune in for some great forgotten '70s commercials, melodramatic readings, and reminiscing about a simpler time... a time when you could smoke on planes. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, May 03, 2018
Pouilly Fuissé Chardonnay (Episode 45)
Storm's a-brewin' in chapters 17-19 of Judy Blume's "Wifey"! Sandy gets crushed at the Club tournament, hijacks a golf cart, has an intense car-fight with Norm, and decides to give Shep a buzz. Meanwhile, Myra considers divorce and Steve hunts for his very own Mrs. Robinson. The girls receive a great letter from a new Blume Head, Alison gives a lesson on low-number license plates, and Jody uncovers another thrilling Jimmy Buffet connection. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Fri, April 27, 2018
Little Sand Shark (Episode 44)
Sandy's world gets more bizarre as Jody an Alison cover chapters 15-16 of Judy Blume's 1978 novel about a horny housewife. The twins get bogo rhinoplasties, Sandy has her date with Vincent X. Moseley and hunts for Shep, Myra finds out Gordy is cheating, and a sexy, hairy plumber appears. Jody presents a Special Report on '70s nose jobs, while Alison does her finest voice acting yet. But the best part is Blume Head Rebecca's letter, which prompts Al and Jody to reminisce about how they met, how The Blume Saloon was born, and who the mystery podcast mascot is. It's a sort of book club. Join us every week! *** Use code BLUME to receive 15% off any Sudio headphones at https://goo.gl/RRzTao ! Free shipping!
Fri, April 20, 2018
Got No Strings (Episode 43)
Holy organza! Alison and Jody read through "Wifey" chapters 12-14, which contain THE raunchiest scenes ever re-enacted within the Blume Cocoon. Sandy goes commando and reconnects with Shep at the Club Formal, then gets the full treatment from her Gyno-Bro Gordon, and finally realizes she hates golf. It's a Judy Blume book club! Join us every week. *** Use code BLUME to receive 15% off any Sudio headphones at https://goo.gl/RRzTao ! Free shipping!
Thu, April 12, 2018
Everybody Watchung Tonight (Episode 42)
It's a full house! Jody and Alison envelop author and Literary Death Match creator, Adrian Todd Zuniga, into the Cocoon to chat about his new book, "Collision Theory," his journey to becoming a bona fide novelist, and the time he HUNG OUT with Judy Blume in Miami! Then, Blume Head Cathy drops by to discuss chapters 10-11 of "Wifey," Judy's positively naughty adult novel from 1978. Sandy gets a pixie cut, argues with Norm about his asshole mother, and remembers her cringeworthy wedding night at the Kennedy Airport hotel. The girls discuss ice-filled bathtubs, firehouse sweet sixteens, New Jersey topography, 1970s racial tensions, and bad sex. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week! Be sure to check out "Collision Theory," "...a headlong and heartaching modern masterwork. It's suddenness, unexpectedness, humor, and humanity make for an unforgettable read." https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781945572821 And find out if Literary Death Match is coming to a town near you! It’s super fun. literarydeathmatch.com
Thu, April 05, 2018
Beige on Beige on Beige (Episode 41)
Our beefiest episode yet! Alison and Jody cover chapters 7-9 of Judy Blume's sexy, fantasy-filled adult novel, "Wifey." Sandy decides to be her best self on the eve of 1970, has a mind-blowing open marriage convo with Lisbeth, and spots Shep on the train. She receives some obscene phone calls and another visit from the Mystery Motorcycle Masturbator. Jody presents two Special Reports on vasectomy pins and the numerology of Judy Blume, while Alison hosts a 1970s pop culture quiz. And, of course, there are lots and lots of dramatic readings showcasing the worst New York accents of all time.
Thu, March 22, 2018
Mister Sunshine (Episode 40)
In chapters 4-6 of Judy Blume's scandalous 1978 novel, Wifey, Sandy Pressman evades a crew of expat swingers, finds a new way to entertain herself on the beach, and learns about ganja from her 10-year-old son. Norman continues to be a total douche, but has inexplicably become a choice cut for the ravenous Club Ladies. Sparing no gory detail, Jody and Alison read aloud the most wild/excruciating/sexy moments and are still left wondering: what the hell is going on?! Was the mystery man in madras shorts real? You tell us!
Thu, March 15, 2018
Sticks and Wees (Episode 39)
Alison and Jody start a new book... WIFEY!!! Judy wrote it, her first adult novel, in 1978 above a Los Alamos donut shop and turned the literary world upside-down. The gals read chapters 1-3, present some 1970 deep cuts, and find themselves wrapped up in Sandy's wild world of unexplained illness and frenzied masturbation. The Pressmans argue over half-baked Chicken Piquant, Sandy finds the pervy ghost of Evel Knieval on her lawn, and Myra battles a Jamaican customs officer over 300 pounds of frozen meat. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, March 01, 2018
PB for BB (Episode 38)
The "Blubber" finale! Things take a turn for Jill as she finds herself in Linda's shoes. More dramatic bathroom encounters, bus stop brawls, and Kiddie Justice ensue. Alison and Jody re-enact all the crucial scenes and provide whiskey-fueled analysis on the characters' motivations. They also read a sweet letter from an Ohio Blume Head and bust out some 1974 issues of Teen Star Gossip magazine to bring you all the hottest news on style, slang, and celebrity rumors. Hint: Elvis has packed on the pounds! Pooh-pooh-pe-doo. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, February 22, 2018
Corduroy Hemorrhoids (Episode 37)
Three's company! Special guest Beth joins Alison and Jody to discuss Judy Blume's "Blubber," chapters 13-16. The tables have turned and the bullies are on their way to sweet Kiddie Justice. Jill eats a toilet sandwich at Warren Winkler's Bar Mitzvah, Linda and Kenny become BFFs, and Judge Wendy presides over the trial of the century. Beth recalls a (literally) shocking childhood memory, Jody and Alison discover that they're Whale Twins, and the gals dive deep into Judy Blume's inner psyche with a Judy Q's quiz. Did you know that Judy has a lover named Archie? It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, February 15, 2018
A Federal Offense (Episode 36)
Happy birthday week, Judy!!! Queen Bees, frenemies, bullies, and betches. Is there no end to Linda Fischer's living nightmare? Alison and Jody read chapters 10-12 of "Blubber," Judy Blume's 1974 YA novel. Jill writes a nasty letter to the Superior Stamp Company (just like the one Jody wrote to Ann M. Martin), Mrs. Sandmeier drops a bomb, Linda is force-fed a fake ant, and Mr. Machinist catches his culprits. Join us for some vintage commercials, Toddlers & Tiaras recaps, and a "Which Classic High School Queen Be Are You?" quiz. Take the quiz (link on our Facebook page), tell us which Queen Bee you are, and you just might win a pin! It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, February 08, 2018
Bad Witches (Episode 35)
Poor Linda Fischer! Despite her new celery diet she continues to get bullied by the Mean Girls of class 206. Jody and Alison plow through chapters 7-9 of Judy Blume's YA classic, "Blubber," with recaps, dramatic readings, and of course some singing. Jill loses her tooth during a choir performance, Linda really nails an unintentional solo (brrrrreast!), and a kickball accident sends Linda to the nurse's office. Blume Head Jeb shares an incredible letter about reading "Forever" as a ten year old, and last but not least, the great Fart vs. Burp debate is solved once and for all. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, February 01, 2018
Shart on the Bart (Episode 34)
Take a seat inside the Blume Cocoon for chapters 4-6 of Judy Blume's 1974 novel, "Blubber." This episode is chock full of bullies, bitches, and BMs. Poor Linda is harassed in the bathroom, the gang gets up to no good on Halloween night, and fan favorite Miss Rothbelle sings bizarre lullabies while touching every student one by one. To wind down, Jody and Alison share personal horror stories of bladder and bowel mishaps. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week! PS - Be sure to check out the Blume Saloon Boutique for some super fun merch: zazzle.com/theblumesaloon
Thu, January 18, 2018
Robert Redford Arnold Palmer (Episode 33)
The gals start a NEW BOOK, "Blubber" – written by Judy Blume in 1974 as a first-hand account of 5th grade mean girls and bullying. Linda Fischer gives a speech on whales, Jill decides to be an asshole flenser for Halloween, Wendy turns into a baby Regina George, and cool Kenny drops some Guinness Book knowledge. Alison and Jody travel back in time to the mid-'70s bringing you some real talk on current events, movies, and music of the era. Jody learns the truth behind margarine, and Alison recalls the time her regrettable costume won her a free skate party. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, January 11, 2018
Forever Movie Night (Odds and Ends #6)
WE'RE BACK, kicking off 2018 with super in-depth coverage of the made-for-TV movie, "Forever." Released in 1978 and starring Stephanie Zimbalist, Dean Butler, and Diana Scarwid, this film is the opposite of timeless – in the best possible way! Get ready for ren faire, Sexy Surfer Santa, so many Vivaldi montages, and a truly magical tree house. Alison and Jody compare/contrast the move with the Judy Blume novel, provide expert analysis on outfits, decor, soundtrack selections, and Bone Zone accuracy. Jody recalls a triggering musical moment from her childhood, and Alison impersonates a security alarm with gusto.
Thu, December 14, 2017
Psychology Two (Episode 32)
Alison and Jody FINALLY finish "Forever..." Judy Blume's 1975 novel about a young girl's journey through first love, sex, and spinach. Grandpa passes away and Kath and Theo share a special moment. Mike surprises Kath at camp, but although he buys her a lobster dinner it does not end well. Jody and Al discuss their predictions and read from "Letters to Judy." Join us after the new year for a Very Special Forever Movie Review! It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, December 07, 2017
Obone Zone (Episode 31)
Sybil has her baby, Kath experiments with reverse cowgirl, the gang graduates high school and takes a trip Down The Shore to LBI. It's all here in chapters 20-23 of Judy Blume's "Forever..." Most notably, Kath goes to CAMP! She meets a hunky young tennis coach who makes her question her true love vow to Michael. Alison and Jody are in it to win it with more dramatic readings and graphic descriptions of teen lust. They read a letter from Teen Male Correspondent, Royce, and relive memories of Alison's pop punk music video stardom. It's a sort of book club. Join us every week! And be sure to enter our "Invent-an-Aftershave" challenge. We want listeners to dream up their wildest aftershave/cologne names. Bonus points if you provide artwork. Send entries to blumesaloon@gmail.com !
Fri, December 01, 2017
That's Jaunty! (Episode 30)
So much drama this week! Alison and Jody read through chapters 17-19 of Judy Blume's turbulent 1975 novel, "Forever..." Kath receives terrible news that could shatter her future plans with Mike, Erica decides she needs to be single, Artie takes drastic measures, and the gang gets hammered at The Playground. Meanwhile, Al and Jodes reminisce about their Warped Tour punk days, summer camp, and piranha-filled dorm room bars. Last but not least, Jody quizzes Alison on '70s-era aftershave slogans: Non-Sense or Right on the Nose?
Thu, November 23, 2017
Kisses and Conversation (Episode 29)
Happy Thanksgiving! Alison and Jody sail through chapters 14-16 of "Forever..." by the one and only Judy Blume. Kath, being the savvy young woman she is now, takes a day trip to New York City and swings by Planned Parenthood to get THE PILL! Then she and Mike both catch the flu. But they soon get better and go to the bone zone approximately seventy-three times in one weekend. Also, Jody reveals the deep, dark underworld of Judy Blume fan fic, and Alison practices her voiceover skills.
Thu, November 16, 2017
Chimps Riding Bikes (Episode 28)
Kath and Mike FINALLY do it! So settle in for lots of awkward sexy readings as Alison and Jody cover chapters 10-13 of "Forever...", a 1975 classic. The gals workshop new names for their lady parts and reveal the shocking truth about Ralph. They also receive a truly outrageous letter from a devout Blume Head who literally dreamed up the next Judy Blume novel. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, November 09, 2017
Meet Ralph (Episode 27)
Pour yourself a glass of Scotch, you're gonna need it! Come join Alison and Jody as they bravely venture through chapters 7-9 of Judy Blume's notorious YA novel, "Forever..." Erica vows to help Artie discover his sexual orientation, while Kath and Mike head to the mountains for some skiing and dry humping. We also meet a new character this week: Ralph. Get ready for a very special report, a thought-provoking quiz, and about 15 combined minutes of laughter that probably should have been edited out.
Thu, October 26, 2017
The Targ-Bucks (Episode 26)
Alison and Jody tackle chapters 4-6 of Judy Blume's iconic work of YA fiction, "Forever..." Kath continues to rebuff Michael's persistent advances, Erica wonders why Artie isn't into her, and Elizabeth throws a party for the cast of "Butterflies Are Free." Oh, and who could forget The Great Soap Fight of 1975?! It's a real whirlwind of lemon chiffon cake, backgammon, and pillow talk. It's a sort of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, October 19, 2017
Crabapples (Episode 25)
The gals start reading "Forever..." Judy Blume's controversial novel about first love and first sex! Alison and Jody set the scene by exploring life in 1975 – the music, the movies, and current events. The Vietnam War is finally over, "Jaws" slays the box office, and disco's coming to town! They discuss chapters 1-3 and find themselves both intrigued and repulsed by Michael, Katherine's new beau. But her bra-less mom is awesome. Tune in for an extra-long episode full of teenage fondue parties, latch hook rugs, embroidered jeans, and too many tangents to count. Things are heating up, but will Katherine decide to go... all the way? Special thanks to Blume Head Schmoo for the intel on Summit, New Jersey. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, October 12, 2017
The Scoli Special (Odds and Ends #5)
After all this "Deenie" talk, have you been wondering what it's like to wear a Milwaukee brace? Been reminiscing about your own toe-touch screenings in P.E.? Ever thought about which scoliosis celebrity you are? Well, this is the episode for you! Alison and Jody put on their nerd glasses to bring you the who/what/why of all things scoliosis, including some of the controversy on different treatments. They also read two gorgeous letters from Blume Heads sharing their own bracing stories. Lastly, the gals announce the next book: "FOREVER," Judy Blume's 1975 novel about... you know what! It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, October 05, 2017
Roast Beef Cigarettes (Episode 24)
It's the Deenie Finale, y'all! Alison and Jody wrap up chapters 19-21 of Judy Blume's 1973 angst-ridden novel about scoliosis and special places. Deenie befriends Barb (aka Creeping Crud), makes out with Buddy Brader at Janet's basement party, and finally bonds with sister Helen. Al and Jodes discuss mean and murderous doctors, censorship, and Pound Puppies. Last but not least, they receive field correspondence from a Blume Head who wore a Boston brace! It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, September 21, 2017
Waste-A-Face (Episode 23)
Deenie makes it through her first day of school with the brace (just barely)! She’s become a real sasspot, but is still putty in the hands of Buddy Brader. Jody and Alison cover chapters 15-18 of “Deenie,” Judy Blume’s mega-angsty YA novel about a gal and her S-curve. The ladies put their voice-acting skills to the test with a TON of dramatic readings and re-enactments. They receive a wonderful letter from a devout Blume Head in Berlin, Alison reminisces about cringeworthy middle school dances, and Jody recalls a run-in with her high school math teacher and a spool of thread. It’s a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, September 14, 2017
I'm the Captain Now (Episode 22)
The Angst-O-Meter is in the red! Jody and Alison talk about chapters 11-14 of Judy Blume's YA novel "Deenie," in which their heroine suffers a Britney-inspired psychotic break after being fitted into her Milwaukee brace. Not even Ma's eggplant parm will help. Tune in for some bad backs, bad haircuts, and bad a capella. Check our Facebook page for a chance to win a Blume Saloon pin and your very own vintage copy of "Deenie!" It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, September 07, 2017
If You Do Know, Then You Know (Episode 21)
Poor Deenie has scoliosis! And she has to wear a Milwaukee brace for four years! Alison and Jody discuss chapters 7-10 of Judy Blume's "Deenie," a true YA classic. Join them in the sweltering Blume Cocoon as they reminisce about awkward hand-holding, learn the history of X-rated movies, and take a quiz to see what 1970s celebrity they are. Who's gonna get stuck with Donny Osmond? Check our Facebook page to take the quiz for a chance to win a Blume Saloon pin and your very own vintage copy of "Deenie!" It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, August 31, 2017
A Commando Cult (Episode 20)
Join Al and Jodes as they analyze chapters 4-6 of Judy Blume's ninth novel, "Deenie." Follow along as Deenie fights with her overbearing Ma, tries to escape the Creeping Crud, and is repeatedly asked to touch her toes by the grownups in her life. Something's up, and our gal Deenie doesn't like it. Also in this episode: a special report on special education, and a wonderful package of vintage goodies from a Massachusetts Blume Head. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, August 24, 2017
Slow Grapevine (Episode 19)
Alison and Jody crack open "Deenie," Judy Blume's YA novel about a beautiful teen with scoliosis! Deenie gets rejected from Barbizon, disappoints her ma, and doesn't make the cheer squad. But she does get a few lunchtime stares from Buddy Brader! Meanwhile, Jody and Alison take a look at life in 1973, swap stories of disastrous cheerleading tryouts, sisterly rivalry, and practice their ASMR technique. Get out your back braces and join us, won't ya? It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, August 17, 2017
Alison's Return! (Odds and Ends #4)
Join the gals for a mini-episode to welcome back Alison and special guest baby Poe! Jody, Beth, and Al test their knowledge of early-70s pop culture and Aussie slang, do a recitation of the fifty nifty United States, and resume lots of talk about weed. They will start reading "Deenie" next week. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, August 10, 2017
Rolling Nightmare (Episode 18)
Beth and Jody finish "Then Again, Maybe I Won't"! They review chapters 9 and 10, in which Lisa gets a Corvette, Joel gets what he deserves, and Tony gets some inner peace. Beth tells the tale of how she once crashed into a 7-Eleven storefront, and Jody talks a lot about weed. They also play some vintage 1970s TV commercials and read an incredible letter from a Blume Head with a Blue Box. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, August 03, 2017
The In-Between Coat (Episode 17)
Jody and Beth are back in the Blume Cocoon to talk all about chapter 8 of Judy Blume's 1971 novel, "Then Again, Maybe I Won't." The girls discuss some very mediocre shoplifting adventures, Beth's Montessori school for budding tyrants, and Jody's rekindled obsession with Parrot Heads. Meanwhile, poor Tony Miglione ends up in the hospital after a killer case of gas... err... Nervous Stomach. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Fri, July 21, 2017
Ted and His Mustache (Episode 16)
Jody and Beth hold down the Blume Cocoon while Alison's out on maternity leave! This week, they provide in-depth coverage of chapter 7 of "Then Again, Maybe I Won't" by Judy Blume. Tony (kind of) wins his big basketball game, the three amigos get wasted in Joel's basement, and Ted's secret lover is revealed (hint: her last name rhymes with "goober"). Jody shares her research on the wild world of phone phreaking, and Beth gets gets all science-y with a fascinating talk on Barium and Nervous Stomach. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, July 13, 2017
1971 Immersion Course (Odds and Ends #3)
Take a breather from Tony's boners and travel back to 1971 by way of vintage TV commercials, hip slang and hot celebrity couples (some real and some faux). Alison's out on maternity leave, but the gals have you covered. Play along with their quizzes and keep listening until the very end to find out who Michael Jackson and Gene Simmons have in common. We'll get back to "Then Again, Maybe I Won't," Judy Blume's glorious novel about adolescent boyhood, next week.
Thu, July 06, 2017
Thunder Thighs (Episode 15)
Burps, binocs, and boners! Alison and Jody talk about chapters 5 and 6 of "Then Again, Maybe I Won't," Judy Blume's popular YA novel about a seventh-grade dude in the throes of puberty. Along the way, they swig root beer, make up songs, and attempt to figure out why boys are so weird. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, June 29, 2017
The Bouquet Residence (Episode 14)
Grubby shoplifters. Hot swimmers. Ugly babies. Mad grandmas. And... raging boners! Jody and Alison make their way through chapters 3 and 4 of "Then Again, Maybe I Won't," Judy Blume's groundbreaking young adult novel about "a boy with problems." Alison recounts her first five-finger discount and a run-in with airport security, while Jody drops some Flip Wilson trivia and learns how to hide a pocket rocket. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, June 22, 2017
Power to the Larrys (Episode 13)
Alison and Jody bravely enter the world of pre-teen boys as they discuss chapters 1 and 2 of "Then Again, Maybe I Won't," Judy Blume's fourth novel. They also take a deeper look into the pop culture, music, and events of 1971 – the year of Tony Miglione! Jody gives a lesson on laryngectomies, while Alison practices her burp talking. Come join the girls inside the Blume Cocoon for laughs, deep thoughts, and wet dreams. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, June 08, 2017
Odds and Ends #2: Tiger Eyes Movie Night
For hardcore Blume Heads only! In this mini-episode, Alison and Jody analyze and review the beautiful film adaptation of Judy Blume's cherished novel, "Tiger Eyes." Jody also recounts her recent pilgrimage to Margaritaville Las Vegas, and reveals a thrilling discovery. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, June 01, 2017
12. Tall Lady Pig Bomb
"Tiger Eyes," chapters 33-40. The finale! Alison and Jody wrap up this epic Judy Blume novel, discussing Davey's killer "Oklahoma!" performance, her emotional farewell to her father, and the Wexler family's move back to New Jersey. Also, Jody and Alison compare tongues and do Miss Piggy impressions. Last but not least, crystals are back! It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, May 25, 2017
11. Poop Division
"Tiger Eyes," chapters 26-32. Jody and Alison discuss Davey's turbulent home life, the loss of her friend Mr. Ortiz, and an extremely successful audition for the high school musical. Alison emcees a "That's So Judy" quiz, and Jody tries to solve the age-old question, "Where do nerds come from?" Also in this episode: lots of dramatic readings and awful attempts at Spanish. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, May 18, 2017
10. What It Is?
"Tiger Eyes," chapters 21-25. Double digits! For their tenth episode, Jody and Alison bust out a 1981 copy of Seventeen magazine, chat about '80s ski movies, and read a wonderful letter from a Blume Head in Margaritaville. As they power through this incredible Judy Blume YA novel, Wolf's identity is revealed and Jane shows true colors. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, May 11, 2017
9. Take Me Now, Anarchy!
"Tiger Eyes," chapters 16-20. Are you ready for not one – but TWO – special reports? Alison and Jody will tell you everything you need to know about exclusive bomb shelter memberships and the hallowed Society for Creative Anachronism. Davey becomes a Candy Striper and makes an elderly friend at the hospital, has a bath on Bathtub row, learns a little more about Wolf's personal life, and recalls the night of her father's murder. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, May 04, 2017
8. Pamplemousse Tears
"Tiger Eyes," chapters 13-15. Jody and Alison are DEEP into Judy Blume's brilliant 1981 YA novel. Topics of discussion include: the Downwinders of St. George, TG&Y (not to be confused with TCBY), and Mario Lopez' disdain for Saved By the Bell. Jody has a La Croix mishap, and Alison takes a computer quiz to see if she's John Schneider's perfect match. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!
Thu, April 20, 2017
7. Grandma Little Person
"Tiger Eyes," chapters 7-12. Ever wanted to know all about Los Alamos, aka "Atomic City"? Ever wondered if you can legally carry a baseball bat in the back of your truck? Look no further. Join Alison and Jody as they read Judy Blume's riveting 1981 novel about Davey and her coming-of-age in New Mexico, and discuss every minute detail. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week! Show notes and links at: https://theblumesaloon.com/episodes/7-grandma-little-person
Thu, April 13, 2017
6. A Parrothead Parody
"Tiger Eyes," chapters 1-6. Alison and Jody discuss Judy Blume's treasured novel about loss, self-discovery and meeting older men in canyons. Jody sets the tone by plunging into the pop culture and current events of 1981, while Alison presents a special report on magical crystals. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week! Show notes and links at: theblumesaloon.com/episodes/6-a-parrothead-parody
Thu, April 06, 2017
Odds and Ends #1: TSS
"Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret," the follow-up. In this mini-episode, Alison and Jody read two glorious letters from listeners and dig a little deeper into some unanswered questions from their analysis of this treasured novel. They unearth a few fun facts about Toxic Shock Syndrome, dishwashers, telephone technology, and reveal their greatest internet find yet, The Museum of Men-stroo-ation. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, March 30, 2017
5. Nineteen Hazelnuts
"Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret," chapters 21-25. Alison and Jody bid a fond farewell to Margaret and Co. Key discussion points include a traumatic visit from the Ohio Christians, Dreamboat Moose's triumphant return, and — of course — Margaret gets IT. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, March 23, 2017
4. Douche Canoe
"Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret," chapters 16-20. Things are getting very angsty. Jody and Alison discuss the hallowed 1970 Judy Blume novel and dish about Margaret's impending teen-hood, ruined vacation plans, and irrational fears of Toxic Shock Syndrome and being kidnapped. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Thu, March 16, 2017
3. Head-to-Toe Velvet
"Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret," chapters 12-15. As we immerse ourselves into Judy Blume's 1970 YA novel, Jody and Alison wear their favorite velvet and discuss parties, periods and pads. Margaret stuffs her bra, attends Norman Fishbein's iconic rec room shindig, and Nancy sends a life-shattering postcard. Jody reads about spin the bottle and spiked punch from her 6th grade diary, while Alison provides advice to 1970s teens in need. Dramatic readings and warm fuzzy nostalgia are waiting for you in the Blume Cocoon. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Wed, March 08, 2017
2. The People's Eyebrow
"Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret," chapters 6-11. Margaret visits Grandma Sylvia, checks out church AND synagogue (hat counting, anyone?), square dances with Philip Leroy, and GETS A BRA! Jody and Alison dig up some scary vintage ads of training bras past, chat about sharing crushes with friends, religious explorations, and discover a wild mystery in Jody's copy of the book. It's a Judy Blume book club. Join us every week!
Wed, March 08, 2017
1. Long Live the PTS's!
"Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret," chapters 1-5. In the very first episode of The Blume Saloon, a sort-of book club, Jody and Alison talk about their memories of Judy Blume and dive into the book. Margaret (aka Mavis, aka Margo) moves to Farbrook, meets sassy-pants Nancy Wheeler, ditches her socks, and joins a secret club. Dad chops his finger off. MJB Jr. makes our hearts flutter. Your hosts chat about their own awkward pre-teen experiences, explore the censorship controversy surrounding Judy's YA books, and set the tone for life in 1970. It's a sort-of book club. Join us every week!

The Blume Saloon: A Judy Blume Book Podcast

234. Oatmeal on the Beach

233. Uppies and Airplanes

232. Skin Johnson, DDS

231. Finding Nemo Style

230. Absolut Cranberry

Odds and Ends #29: Sexy Fairies

Odds and Ends #28: HNY Harriet!

229. Retraction

228. ASBO

227. Pigeon Fancier's Lung

226. People Pleasers

225. We Live in a Community

224. Jesus Wept

223. Slammed!

222. You are an Onion

221. Is It Robbers?

220. Progurt

219. French Braid

218. Disney Adults

217. Cake and Milk

216. Benevolent Widower

Odds and Ends #27: Man-Ho

215. Secrets Secrets Are No Fun

214. Kissing Potion

213. The Margaret Movie is Perfect

212. Attitude Tune-Up

Odds and Ends #27: Judy Blume Forever Interview with Davina Pardo and Leah Wolchok

211. Amnesteem

210. Red Cashmere Sweater

209. Franny for Everyone

208. Time Machine

207. Grandma's Tummy Mint

206. Nielsen Family

205. He's Doing Gymnastics

204. Whoot There It Is

Odds and Ends #26: Alice AGAIN

Odds and Ends #25: All About Alice

203. Teen Mom or Death

202. How is Babby Formed?

201. Freak Wharf

200. Dopey Dopers

199. Hand Art

198. Wamargaret

197. Chitty Chat and Writey Write

196. Emegency

195. Diara

194. Button, Button, Who's Got the Button?

193. Impregnable Hole

192. Kaleidoscope of Archies

Odds and Ends #24: Froffles

191. Humdrum

190. Team Karen

189. Crying Next to a Fish

188. Duth

187. Sucre Papa

186. Burp it Out

185. Aunt Cookie

184. The Last HoJo's

183. Rabies

182. Hey, 311 is a Great Band

181. Porcelana

180. Hula Hoop

Odds and Ends #23: Profoundly in Love with Pandora

179. Shiny Happy People Holding Hands

178. Herod

177. Bee and Quee

176. Society is Puke

175. Who Dey

174. Kids are Murder!

173. Treat People Like People

172. Got My Leg Over

171. My Little Nugget Queen

170. Foot Grapes

Odds and Ends #22: Kaeli in the Cocoon

169. Big and Bouncy

168. Septuagesima

167. Green Lurex Apron

Odds and Ends #21: Spider-Fudge

166. Ski the Bumps