Halfwits & Failed Crits
Halfwits & Failed Crits is an Actual Play Podcast where the players' blundering choices and cursed dice are the real big bad evil standing in the way of getting to the end of a campaign! Listen to our adventure averse journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune. Played with PenultiMyth, a game of our own design! Or dive into our back catalog to experience our award nominated sci-fi epic about destiny confused space kids in Children of the Spine. Played with Stars Without Number, by Kevin Crawford.(Produced by Halfwit Podcasts)
Bonus · Mon, April 28, 2025
Parallel Parables - The Skies Over Buttonbush
Send us a text While the girls are off doing fun and important things, the boys get behind the mics to weave you a tale from the quaint village of Buttonbush, Evarow. Get ready for the high flying adventures of the Gobbly Bird Taxi Company! === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson. Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro . Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). End Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S2 E11 · Mon, April 14, 2025
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 10 - Dirge of the Vibophage | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Send us a text The PIT Crew pulls back the curtain for the island of performers, and the fate of the Siren's Song rests in the balance. === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson. Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro . Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S2 E10 · Mon, March 24, 2025
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 9 - I've Been Dying to Talk about the Mail | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Send us a text The PIT Crew fights to save the leader of the Siren's Song... or did they?! Does he even exist?! Does anyone actually work here?! === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson. Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro . Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S2 E9 · Wed, February 26, 2025
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 8 - We've Got Ourselves A Mystery! | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Send us a text Leona starts working up the courage to figure out how to audition for the Siren Song, but Sybianna is missing, and Gwyneth has beef with... everyone. === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson. Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro . Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S2 E8 · Mon, February 03, 2025
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 7 - Turbulent Vibes and High Spirits | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Send us a text After a few months of close quarters travel north, the PIT Crew is in desperate need for the good vibes of Vaynome, home of the Siren's Song! === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson. Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro . Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Mon, January 13, 2025
🔒 You're a Mean One, Mr. Gob!
Subscriber-only episode Send us a text Luis once again sits in his Christmas Throne as he brings three little gnomes through a cavernous caper! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ).
Bonus · Mon, December 23, 2024
Bonus - He Has a Red, Red Coat
Send us a text Welcome to our Christmas Special! Luis takes the reigns of our wacky sleigh with a game and story of his own design, while the others play little elves hard at work in the toy factory. Follow Winkle Tinkle (Laura) the perceptive elf, Sprinkle Cookiedance (Kiley) the nimble elf, and Jangle Picklekiss (Jonathan) the imaginative elf, as they unwrap their coworkers workplace drama. Intro and Outro: Krampus's Workshop by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5518-krampus-s-workshop ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) The Workshop Theme: Wish Background by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4633-wish-background ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Santa's Cabin Theme: Holiday Weasel by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5517-holiday-weasel ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser ! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S2 E7 · Tue, December 10, 2024
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 6 - It Ain't Much But It's Honest Work | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Send us a text The Pit Crew helps the citizens of Melironto clean up after the arrival of the Profane Herald before heading out for a much needed vacation in Vaynome. === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson. Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro . Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S2 E6 · Mon, November 18, 2024
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 5 - Divine Intervention | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Send us a text The PIT Crew has secured a ride to the Melironto Chasms, the original goal of their journey to Breascor! === LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson. Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro . Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S2 E5 · Tue, October 22, 2024
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 4 - Botany, Bees, Byri Cordillera | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Send us a text The PIT Crew gets lost in the Breascor Caverns, good thing Reshi has his Grandfather's Tome and plenty of food to get them through this ordeal! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson. Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro . Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S2 E4 · Mon, September 30, 2024
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 3 - Old Souls Tell Many Tales | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Send us a text The PIT Crew hides from a storm in the cabin of a very talkative old-timer. === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson. Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro . Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S2 E3 · Mon, September 09, 2024
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 2 - The Honest and The Prideful | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Send us a text Manon takes a job so the PIT Crew can get their bearings in Breascor, and hopefully learn more about that crazy symbol in the sky! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson. Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro . Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Try Legend Keeper for FREE Discover the ultimate worldbuilding tool for game-masters and storytellers! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
S2 E2 · Mon, September 09, 2024
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 1 - Shipping Up to Breascor | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Send us a text All aboard the Wynsom to meet Manon, Leona, and Reshi as they brave the waves and bring their Parable Infused Tribune to a new continent! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson. Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro . Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S2 E1 · Mon, September 09, 2024
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 0 - Worldbuilding | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Send us a text Welcome to Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune! If you are new to the show, this is a great place to start. We talk about the new game we will be playing, the setting and tone of the story, the major factions, and the characters the cast will be portraying. If you just want to jump right into the story feel free to skip to the next episode! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson. Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro . Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Trailer · Wed, August 28, 2024
Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune - Trailer
Send us a text The Premier of Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune, starts Monday September 9th 2024. Welcome back to the table everyone! Support the show
Bonus · Mon, April 01, 2024
Presenting: This Machine Belongs To
Send us a text Listen Here! ( https://thismachinebelongsto.buzzsprout.com/share ) Hello and welcome everybody to a fantastic April Fools day announcement! The prank is, I decided to release what was the mini project I talked about as its own podcast rather than a new short season of Halfwits & Failed Crits. While it is a solo ttrpg journaling game, the final product felt way more right being its own thing, akin to a traditional audio drama, and if it does well we already have plans on how we can make more seasons of it. So in a minute you’ll hear the trailer, and a supercut of the first three episodes. But I have one last gift for you all before that. We are making amazing progress on planning the next campaign. We’ve made a rulebook of our own called PenultiMyth, made test characters, playtested some of the mechanics and they felt great so far, made 4 major factions with 36 fleshed out leaders within them, and have the world map, its biomes, and some key locations all planned out. If all goes well, the new Campaign will be launching in September! We are so excited to bring you with us on our new adventures! === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira & Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ). Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Support the show
S1 E44 · Mon, February 05, 2024
Children of the Spine Epilogue - The Beautiful Testimony That We Were Here | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text We sit down as ourselves and chat about Children of the Spine, what our characters are doing, what NPC's are doing, our favorite moments, and other fun tidbits. At the end of the episode I include bloopers from the Finale! Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ). === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Opening Theme: Nedrak - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E43 · Mon, January 29, 2024
Children of the Spine Finale - Bodies of the Dead Across a River of Blood | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew returns to Nedrak to right the wrongs of the past. Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ). === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Support the show === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E42 · Mon, January 15, 2024
Children of the Spine Ep 39 - Angel from the Underworld, the Devil from Paradise | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise explores the depths of the fungal forest in hopes of finding something, anything, that can help them escape or kill the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E41 · Sat, December 23, 2023
Children of the Spine Ep 38 - You’ll Stand at the Precipice of Death and Insanity | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Paradise runs out of fuel, stopping at the consumed vacation planet of Gyeong-otos to gather resources so they can escape the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E40 · Mon, November 20, 2023
Children of the Spine Ep 37 - Till You Swing The Bat | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Paradise is in trouble and its up to Mohan to save the fleet with the help of Trixie and Kremlin. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E39 · Mon, October 09, 2023
Children of the Spine Ep 36 - The Spine, Twisted and Tied | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text War. War Never Changes. The crew learns about the rise, golden age, and fall of the Terran Empire. Then they put boots on the ground as they embody Alpha Team, the a squadron of Terran Dragon Hunting Elites. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E38 · Mon, September 11, 2023
Children of the Spine Ep 35 - Moments Lost in Time, Like Tears in Rain | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text A new beginning, a new mega corp. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E37 · Mon, July 31, 2023
Children of the Spine Ep 34 - Who am I to Deny Gravity | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise learns more about their new hive mind friend, the Spine, and Waotaka's life, while the threat of the Terran grows. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Wed, June 28, 2023
Bonus - Triangle Agency
Send us a text Welcome to the Triangle Agency fellow Resonant! This is your new hire training video featuring Agents Hazel (Kiley) and Finn (Laura) on Finn's first mission. Plenty to learn here so take out your tablets and dip your spaghetti in the ink brace as you learn all about what it means to keep our world safe from Anomalies... just like you. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Triangle Agency by Haunted Table LLC ( https://hauntedtable.itch.io/ ) Go pre-order right now! We had so much fun and you can too! (this is an order from your general manager and not doing so can result in demerits, death, or an extended stay in the vault). ( https://triangle-agency.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders ) Music and Art Provided by Haunted Table LLC (Thank You!!!) Control Yourself & Stability by Edith Margaret Mudge ( https://www.edithmudge.com/ ). Cover Art "Trina" by Ryan Kingdom ( https://www.ryankingdomart.com/ ) Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E36 · Mon, June 19, 2023
Children of the Spine Ep 33 - The Dark Between the Stars | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Paradise Fleet is lost in the great void of the sector with uncharted spike drill paths and questionable guides, as they search for the isolated AI Colony in hopes of recruiting new and hopefully powerful allies against the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E35 · Mon, May 15, 2023
Children of the Spine Ep 32 - No End to What a Living World Will Demand | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text In the wake of the Terran's arrival, The Spiral Captains must decide the future of the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla. Meanwhile the crew of the Paradise is a bit on edge as they prepare to hold the weight of that future on their shoulders. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E34 · Mon, April 24, 2023
Children of the Spine Ep 31 - A Collection of Nitwit Ideas that Worked | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise has returned home to the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla for some much needed R&R as we watch them grow and the years go by. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E33 · Mon, March 20, 2023
Children of the Spine Ep 30 - A Small Mirror to Practice Smiling | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise gains an unexpected ally, confronts an ancient enemy, and battles for the soul of a lost friend. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E32 · Mon, February 27, 2023
Children of the Spine Ep 29 - Offer Me Proof of Your Existence | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise finds the Sarka Institute with the help of Tammy Hatt, their mechs, and some disguises. But first, they have to fix an office copier. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E31 · Mon, February 06, 2023
Children of the Spine Ep 28 - Society Doesn't Always Do What's Right | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Crew of the Paradise has arrived at the rumored location of Pythia, and while they try to figure out how to reach the planet under the mega-structure that is Seradin, they do some last minute preparations. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E30 · Mon, January 16, 2023
Children of the Spine Ep 27 - Suffering That Brings Us Together | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise learn a bit about their stowaway Mother Dorya, send the crew of the Edda to the Speven Eleven to order a Spapple, and finally get some key info on how to confront Pythia. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E29 · Mon, December 26, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 26 - What You Take with You, Not What You Leave Behind | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise have finally tied up most of their lose ends and are ready to take Eskel back to the AGF, but Eskel wants to get a taste of the pirate life first. The crew heads to the race tracks while Eskel gets his friends together for their first Heist. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E28 · Mon, December 05, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 25 - Just Here for the Gasoline | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise is faced with an eternal dilemma, to pit or not to pit? Will they ever decide what to do next? The Sector may never know! Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E27 · Mon, November 14, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 24 - The Taxpayer is the Most Hopeless | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise is off to take on their biggest bounty yet, the assassination of a rising warlord on the planet Wrux, where death and taxes take on a whole new meaning. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Wed, November 09, 2022
🔒 Bonus - You Were Never Really Here
Subscriber-only episode Send us a text CW: Suicide & Alcoholism are mentioned as potential causes of death. Set in 1920's Boston, Alice (Laura), Elsie (Kiley), Reggie (Luis) and Harvey (Jonathan) are Haunted, searching for Alice's disappeared son. The catch is, one of us already died alone and forgotten. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game: You Were Never Really Here by Ben Chong Music: Ominous Forces by Rafael Krux Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5372-ominous-forces License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.orchestralis.net/ Music: Irregular Rhythms by Tim Kulig Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9829-irregular-rhythms License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://timkulig.com/albums Music: The Gate by Tim Kulig Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9873-the-gate License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://timkulig.com/albums Music: Ingestion Of Sorrows by Tim Kulig Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9828-ingestion-of-sorrows License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://timkulig.com/albums All other music and SFX used with a Zapslat Gold License and a Dark Fantasy Studios Premium License.
S1 E26 · Mon, October 17, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 23 - In the Amber of the Moment | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Crew of the Paradise lands on a dying planet looking for Eskel Folstad in a desperate bid to cross one item off a long list of mysteries. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E25 · Mon, September 26, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 22 - Slow and Sudden Change | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise is spending some time recovering from their injuries, fixing the ship, meeting Kei's parents, worrying about Pythia, and deciding which of a hundred different ways they should go next. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Fri, September 23, 2022
🔒 Bonus - Dynasty: Who Will Rule the Empire
Subscriber-only episode Send us a text Come join Kiley, Luis, and Jonathan in the Astral Realm above the world of Corvidel, as they take on the roles of godly dynasties vying to claim the throne deep in the Eternal Well! Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Dynasty: Who Will Rule the Empire by Storybrewers Roleplaying Music: Nightmare by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4890-nightmare License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/
Sun, September 11, 2022
Annoucement
Hello everyone, Kiley here with a quick announcement. Unfortunately Jonathan has a bit of a medical issue going on so we won't be uploading for a little bit. But don't worry! We should be up and running at 100% again soon, and we'll keep you posted. Support the show
S1 E24 · Mon, August 22, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 21 - The Unconsenting Soul | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text C-C-C-COMA EPISODE IS HERE! Most of the crew is down for the count and trapped in the land of the Great Willow once again, as well as some new locales. Meanwhile Astrid and Kei get told there are guests that will be making use of hospital visiting hours, much to Kei's displeasure and Astrid's excitement. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Mon, August 01, 2022
Bonus - Murder on the Eberron Express
Send us a text All Aboard as GM Kiley takes a cast of kooky killers for the ride of their lives! Join Cinis the Ice Queen (Luis), Ruby the Business Partner (Mary), Maxim the Scholar (Jonathan), and Tuash the Lost Heir (Laura), as they accuse each other of the murder of Egan Bakker with no true detective to help them out. It's going to be a long ride to Fairhaven... Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game: Murder on the Eberron Express by Orla ni Dhuill. Support them by purchasing the game for yourselves! ( https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/296256/Murder-on-the-Eberron-Express ) Opening Theme: Assassin by Rafael Crux ( https://freepd.com/epic.php ) === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E23 · Tue, July 12, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 20 - What If This Time You Fall | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise has landed on Kei's home planet of Pylo-Koshi just in time for an annual plume faring festival where they can do some real pirate shit! But before they can hunt the thophids that terrorize the planets domed cities, they have to unload that Ancient they stole from Tudega and get some Gorp! There's absolutely no reason why this shopping / beach episode has an ominous title. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). Nedrak's Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Other Music and SFX used on a Zapsplat Gold License or a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Wed, June 22, 2022
🔒 Bonus - Empty Cycle
Subscriber-only episode Send us a text While Jonathan and Kiley are away on their honeymoon, GM Laura and Bro Dude Luis take up the reigns and made... this... In a town where everything is normal and nothing ever happens, Amondedeus (Luis) is a normal high school basketball captain, with a secret passion for singing. Too bad his alien parasite has its own ambitions for stardom! Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game: Empty Cycle by Rookie Jet Studio ( https://rookiejet.itch.io/empty-cycle?download ) Music: Raw by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4264-raw License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Most other music, sounds, and effects through Zapsplat Gold License. SFX of 14 Glizzies slamming a lunch tray by Halfwits & Failed Crits Foley Workshop.
S1 E22 · Mon, June 20, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 19 - To Step In Puddles | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise confronts the cryptids of Tudega, hoping to warn them of an upcoming attack that the crew had absolutely no part in fueling... and the cryptids have a warning of their own for the crew! Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E21 · Mon, May 30, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 18 - Tiny Ripples on Approach | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise takes some downtime on Tudega! They get a nice hotel, pop some bubbly, hit up a night club, and take a tour of the town. But what they learn on their tour is a bit more than they bargained for. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E20 · Mon, May 09, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 17 - A Thin Film of Smooth Expanse | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise is back on the Flotilla and with their new title of Sanguinity Stellar Vessel and an upgraded Spike Drive they are free to pirate how they please for the first time! Their mission: deliver some ammo from S7 to B11. Yes, they decide to travel the entire known sector... Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E19 · Mon, April 18, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 16 - Something Terribly Funny | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The crew of the Paradise are back at their old stomping grounds and ready to save their family, friends, and enemies! Or are they? Astrid throws a shovel, Kamala hecking hacks a lot, and Mohan finds bathroom donuts. At least one of them is focused on the mission. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Mon, March 28, 2022
🔒 Bonus - Silk Flame
Subscriber-only episode Send us a text The gang is all here as Jonathan takes the Bonus GM reigns once again in this harrowing encounter filled with fancy, fun, and fabric?! Join the Sexy Scholar (Kiley), the Irresistible Influencer (Laura), and the Enchanting Chimney-sweep (Luis) as they strut their stuff in the 100th Anniversary Silk Flame Runway Competition! Music: District Four by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3662-district-four ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Opportunity Walks by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4173-opportunity-walks ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Edm Detection Mode by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4987-edm-detection-mode ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Inspired by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3918-inspired ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser ! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.
S1 E18 · Mon, March 28, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 15 - A Horrible Possibility | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Crew of the Paradise returns from their last mission to find a not quite pleased Captain Radko, especially when Astrid's compad won't stop buzzing with news of disaster on Fornhagi! Astrid gets some nudes, Kamala sells an exotic carcass, and Mohan seriously weighs joining a cult. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E17 · Mon, March 07, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 14 - In the Midst of Tragedy | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Crew of the AGF-Paradise is off on another mission! But first some paperwork... Once that's complete its time to head off to K12-02-04: Etalawe, where their job is to help a scientist recover his work from a sunken facility affected by a recent meteor impact. Astrid expends a lot of effort, Kamala makes sushi, and Mohan delivers some pizza. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Fri, February 18, 2022
🔒 Bonus - All Outta Bubblegum
Subscriber-only episode Send us a text Listen. This one. THIS ONE. WELL DO WE HAVE A ONE FOR YOU. Sorry? Thank you? Don't know. Join Jonathan and he GMs Kiley and Luis through a super romp through an action movie as we play All Outta Bubblegum by Jeffrey Grant & Michael Sullivan. Spoiler: We get super drunk super fast. If that's not your thing we don't blame you. It will never be my thing again. Intro and Outro: Hellfire by Alexander Nakarada Link: ( https://filmmusic.io/song/8902-hellfire ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser ! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.
S1 E16 · Mon, February 14, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 13 - To Get Out Into Orbitals | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Lost are now the Crew of the Sanguinity Orbital Vessel AGF-Paradise, and as a proper pirate crew it's time to hit their first bounty! As they perform their first spike drill, with some help from their new Cluster Captain, they arrive at K12-01-39: Warib to meet their contact. Astrid plays with bombs, Kamala has a hack fight, and Mohan leads some goons. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E15 · Mon, January 24, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 12 - Moral Instinct to Survive | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Lost have one more item to check off their list before becoming full fledged pirate of the AGF, and that's to take some cryptic test! Astrid hears lots of voices, Kamala has memories of home cooking and old enemies, and Mohan is tormented by visions of races lost. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E14 · Mon, January 03, 2022
Children of the Spine Ep 11 - Only Debt is Forever | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Lost are doing the time warp as they spend their first 10 weeks on the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla learning about their new home and doing odd jobs to secure their next home, a spaceship! Astrid rakes in the cash doing some doctoring, Kamala has a run in with some lawyers, Nadia makes some mods, and Mohan holds a concert with the help of his new henchmen. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E13 · Mon, December 13, 2021
Children of the Spine Ep 10 - Echoes of a Vanished Past | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Lost embark on their first mission with the crew of the Sage Condor! Down on the planet Narfasker, Astrid detects life, Nadia vomits in her vacc suit, Mohan scrambles an egg, and Kamala proves her intellect isn't the only thing that's sharp. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E12 · Mon, November 22, 2021
Children of the Spine Ep 9 - Brink of an Unknown Future | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Lost are freed from their shackles but still trapped aboard the Sage Condor while Stellar Captain Takahashi and Stellar First Mate Kinjo discuss the fate of our protagonists with their superior, Cluster Captain Scavenger. Meanwhile Astrid plays with her new telekinesis, Nadia learns what it means to be a shipwright, Mohan scheme's how to get a ship, and Kamala has an awkward meeting with another Su'degh. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E11 · Mon, November 01, 2021
Children of the Spine Ep 8 - The Crisis of Today | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Lost are found, but by who?! And where's Havelock?! Astrid gets a new power, Nadia mourns her metatool, Mohan is ass up, John is about to explode, and Kamala does some competitive hacking. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Mon, October 25, 2021
🔒 Bonus - Kids on Bikes
Subscriber-only episode Send us a text GM Laura takes the crew back to the 70's - 80's for this hella bodacious one shot where we play Kids on Bikes by Doug Levandowski and Jonathan Gilmour! Join our crew of kids while we uncover a mystery of radical proportions as people from our small town just keep on disappearing! If you enjoy the system please support them by buying it at https://renegadegamestudios.com/kids-on-bikes-rpg/ ! Opening Theme: Soundtrack from the Starcourt Mall by Bryan Teoh ( https://freepd.com/ ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser ! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.
Bonus · Wed, October 13, 2021
Bonus - Backstabbing Beasties
Send us a text Our resident mistress of the dark Mary takes the role of Fate in this spooky scary one shot sure to send shivers down your spine! Join Murphy the Merfolk (Luis), Lilith the Vampire (Kiley), Amelia the Spectre (Laura), and Joaquin the Mummy (Jonathan) as we race to obtain mortality and a long deserved rest from monstering. Theme: Unholy Knight by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4563-unholy-knight License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Game: Backstabbing Beasties by donnyc.itch.io ( @donovanplanet on twitter) Supporting sounds all found on FreeSound.org under Creative Commons 0 License (Public Domain). Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E10 · Tue, October 12, 2021
Children of the Spine Ep 7 - Discovery is Dangerous | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Children take their new mining truck S1LV3A for a leisurely drive across the Fornhagi surface, meeting majestic creatures, lovely people, and trying not to miss their dinner date with Mohan's alien friends. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Tue, September 14, 2021
Bonus - Children of the Spine - Prequel Part V
Send us a text The crew of the SPS Resonance has collected the artifacts, Learned critical information, made a new mech, and perilously flung themselves toward the final location on their map, not knowing what awaits them. What will they find there? Who will be waiting for them? Will we ever find out what this insidious Scream related plan entails? Find out on the Finale of the Prequel to Children of the Spine! Note from Jonathan: Thank you all for listening to the Prequel to Season 2! If you enjoyed what you heard then hold on to your space pants because the rest of the episodes from here on out were recorded with amazing brand new equipment, featuring full sound design by myself, and music by Bobby Prater. The new characters are amazingly fun, the players bring their A game like never before, and the world alive and sprawling. We can't wait to bring you in! The next episode will be World Building and character creation, then a character backstory game, and finally the first real game, followed by a faction turn. We are switching to a 3 week schedule to make sure we always have time to push this content at its best quality. This new season has already doubled our listens, and knowing we are making something you all love is amazing. Again, thank you for being the best listeners. Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ *Voice Over added by Jonathan Swenson. Ending Theme: Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser ! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E9 · Mon, September 13, 2021
Children of the Spine Ep 6 - We Evolve Beyond | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text We rejoin the Children right in the action as the intense motorcycle chase begins after being shot at by unknown assailants! Will they get back to Undarnott or will they be at the mercy of these terrorists, and where are the beings that were supposed to abduct them? Find out on Children of the Spine Ep 6 - We Evolve Beyond! Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ). === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Mon, July 19, 2021
Bonus - World of Wyldrvir
Send us a text The Halfwits are lead by Bee, one of the creators of World of Wyldrvir, in a one shot called Nokka's Fishing Hole! We figured since in real life we are about to have a Christmas in July party we might as well invite you on this wintry adventure we all had back in January! Find everything you need to know about World of Wyldrvir here: https://worldofwyldrvir.carrd.co/ Make sure to check out more than just our episode because their podcast, and their other guest plays tests are fantastic! Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser ! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Sun, July 18, 2021
Bonus - Honey Heist!
Send us a text In this bonus episode Kiley takes the reins as GM in a wildly silly one shot where we play bears trying to steal from a honey convention. Join Earl (Mary), Bread (Laura), Kikkoman (Luis), and Mars (Jonathan) as they resist going full bear or surrendering to a life of crime, while trying to get their paws on the most expensive honey they can find. Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Shaking Hands with a Polar Bear - Captive Portal ( captiveportal.bandcamp.com ) Game: Honey Heist - gshowitt ( gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist ) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Tue, June 29, 2021
Bonus - Children of the Spine - Prequel Part IV
Send us a text With the crew forever expanding with the addition of Professor Kono "Flick" Waotaka, the crew of the SPS Resonance needs to learn more about the items they are collecting and what the end game will be. In order to do that, they decide to visit Casey's homeworld of Astollea, where some of the best tech and minds in the sector reside. Will they get the answers they are looking for? Will they have to aggressively escape yet another mission that should have been diplomatic? Find out in Part IV of the Prequel to Children of the Spine! Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ *Voice Over added by Jonathan Swenson. Ending Theme: Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser ! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E8 · Mon, June 28, 2021
Children of the Spine Ep 5 - Racing Never Changes | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The children prepare for their trip to the true outside of the bubble! Kamala goes through some changes, John is a perv, Astrid tries to redeem herself, Nadia flexes her pilot muscles, and Mohan hunts down his would be abductors! Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Episode Music: The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. One with All - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. Techno Dome - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. Chase - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. Ending Theme: Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Wed, June 09, 2021
Please Read the Show Notes - Ep 4 had the Wrong Audio
If you downloaded Ep 4 on release day, please manually refresh the episode RSS. The new audio is up now, so if you hit play and it starts with the usual theme song, you are all set and don't have to do anything! I was on vacation/ got married this past weekend and forgot I had raw audio uploaded to our host as a placeholder, and that went live instead of our usual stellar (see what I did there) production. Thank you all for being patient. As a apology gift here's a nice calm loop of Nedrak's Theme by Jonathan from the Prologue game on the island. Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
Bonus · Tue, June 08, 2021
Bonus - Children of the Spine - Prequel Part III
Send us a text We rejoin the crew of the Resonance hot off of their battle in Barbalil, a second pre-scream artifact secured. As they make their way to the next set of deciphered coordinates, the planet Ephet-Izaki, we get a rare glimpse at the mundane lives of world class pirates. Infestations, robots, photographs, and a resource crisis all keep the long spike drill rides...interesting. On planet, Madam N.O.S. (Kiley) revisits her Alma Mater, CaseyNova's (Luis) latest creation roams menacingly, Tantalus (Laura) steals from a professor, Veil (Mary) does the captains job for them, and Sasha (Bobby) hallucinates with some college kids. With so many distractions will they remember to find the hidden artifact? Find out on Children of the Spine - Prequel Part III! Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ *Voice Over added by Jonathan Swenson. Ending Theme: Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser ! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E7 · Mon, June 07, 2021
Children of the Spine Ep 4 - A Binary Handshake | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text The Children are in lock-down! John, Kamala, Astrid, and Nadia get caught venting, while Mohan stays behind with a clean house and a new friend. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Episode Music: The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. One with All - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. Ominous - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. Ending Theme: Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Tue, May 18, 2021
Bonus - Children of the Spine - Prequel Part II
Send us a text The crew of the Resonance is now in possession of a potential pre-scream artifact, and a map to find more! After deciphering the next set of coordinates, they are off to the planet Barbalil, where a civil war between the monarchy and the religious zealots is reaching a climax. Speaking of, there's rumor that one of our own crew may have an in with the royalty, or inversly, is very much no longer welcome here. Hop aboard the SPS Resonance and join CaseyNova (Luis), Madam N.O.S. (Kiley), Veil (Mary), and Tantalus (Laura), as we meet new and old friends, lovers, and enemies in Children of the Spine - Prequel Part II! Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ *Voice Over added by Jonathan Swenson. Ending Theme: Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser ! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E6 · Mon, May 17, 2021
Children of the Spine Ep 3 - That One's for Free | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text After their cryptic encounter in Lognar, the Children are in search of answers. And what better person to give answers than everyone's favorite elderly neighbor, Frank. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Episode Music: The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. One with All - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. Techno Dome - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. Frank's House - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. Ending Theme: Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Tue, April 27, 2021
Bonus - Children of the Spine - Prequel Part I
Send us a text This is the first of 5 games that were intended to be one shots, using the Stars Without Number Revised system by Kevin Crawford, but the group ended up liking it so much they wanted to make this the next campaign. In this episode we meet the members of a notorious pirate gang known as the Space Pursuit Syndicate as they begin a heist of some unknown technology being traded in secret. They are Casey Blake Caldwell aka Casey Nova (Luis), Reina Nadya Olalla Sastre aka Madam NOS (Kiley), Tyra Solsdotter aka The Veil (Mary), Tisiphone Halyone Xanthopolous aka Tantalus (Laura), and Alexsander Korovin aka Sasha (Bobby). Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ *Voice Over added by Jonathan Swenson. Ending Theme: Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser ! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E5 · Mon, April 26, 2021
Children of the Spine Ep 2 - Real Boats Rock | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text We rejoin the Children as they spend their usual morning in the dorm reading magazines, feeding amorphous wolf birds, hacking government websites, and figuring out how to obtain a gun. But their job from the other day isn't complete, and they set out on their first journey outside of Undarnott Campus! What mysterious world awaits where their package needs to be? Find out on Children of the Spine Episode 2 - Real Boats Rock! Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Episode Music: The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. One with All - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. Techno Dome - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. In the Restaurant - Komiku . Lognar City - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. Ominous - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. Ending Theme: Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
Bonus · Wed, April 14, 2021
Bonus - Children of the Spine - Faction Turn #1
Send us a text This is the first Faction Turn where Jonathan moves the people of the greater sector around like the little chess pieces they are, which keeps the world alive and changing outside the main campaign. You can follow along with our sector map here https://ko-fi.com/i/IH2H14AW8B ! Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Episode Music: The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Tawhid League Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Sovereignties of Quetzilonia Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Principality of Vitr Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Astollean Technocracy Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Neloyan Immaculate Regency Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Tero-Bikan Noocratic Federation Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Xvrak Warlords Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser ! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E3 · Mon, April 05, 2021
Children of the Spine Ep 1 - All the Lights in the Sky are Stars | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text Astrid Folstad (Kiley), John Coal (Bobby), Kamala Magar (Laura), Mohan Wayuu (Luis), and Nadia Kadir (Mary), are five years older and have lived a comfortable life in the newly established dorms of the Undarnott Service Co. They wake up, hang out, eat food, go to work, and hang out just to repeat the cycle the next day. Some of the party members are getting tired of the daily grind and want to look into exploration grants from The Principality of Vitr in order to find their true homes again. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Episode Music: The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. One with All - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Techno Dome - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Ending Theme: Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E2 · Mon, March 15, 2021
Children of the Spine - Prologue | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text After the Scream Pursuit Syndicate met their fate in the final battle of the Prequel, a group of onlooking children were transported to the newly appeared Planet under the Spine, Nedrak. Astrid Folstad (Kiley), John Coal (Bobby), Kamala Magar (Laura), Mohan Wayuu (Luis), and Nadia Kadir (Mary) find their young selves fighting for survival as tensions run high and resources run low. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Episode Music: The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Nedrak's Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Ending Theme: Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E1 · Mon, February 22, 2021
Children of the Spine - World Building | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Send us a text In this episode zero the Failed Crits Crew sits down and breathes some more life into the star sector. Jonathan reads a bit of history from the Stars Without Number rule book by Kevin Crawford, each player develops the lore of a planet, and finally we make the new player characters! Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Episode Music: The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Ending Theme: Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. === Anti-Fascist Promo === Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show
S1 E14 · Fri, September 18, 2020
Worlds Divided Ep 14 - Finale | A DnD Podcast
The Syndicate are locked in battle with the Grand Masters of Hallastead in the final fight to free themselves and their new allies from their imprisonment within the rifts. Can they right the wrongs of the past, or will they be forced to live in the dying rifts!? This is the Finale of Halfwits & Failed Crits Season 1 - Worlds Divided! Thank you to all of our listeners who came along this journey with us! Please let use our social media below to let us know your favorite character, favorite funny moments, anything! And if you are reading this here's the first teaser for whats coming next! Here's the cover art for H&FC S2 - Children of the Spine! More news on that later, this pandemic will probably effect when we start since we were hoping to have 7 more episodes ready to go by now. But we do have a 5 Part Prologue, World Building, Episode 1, and Faction Turn 1 already locked and loaded so we will be back! I can't wait for you all to hear the drastic increase in quality starting with world building and the new sound efforts put into episode 1! See you soon! Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 E13 · Fri, August 28, 2020
Worlds Divided Ep 13 - Righteous in Wrath | A DnD Podcast
The Syndicate begins the ultimate battle as worlds collide! Will they be able to save their guild-mates in time? Will they get revenge on the First Paradigm and the Guild Grand Masters? One thing is for certain, they are Righteous in their Wrath! Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 E12 · Sun, August 09, 2020
Worlds Divided Ep 12 - The Great Weapon | A DnD Podcast
The Syndicate faces their most harrowing challenge yet, a battle with an Ancient Silver Dragon! Will the vault it guards hold the key to their escape from the rifts?! Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ). Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 E11 · Fri, July 17, 2020
Worlds Divided Ep 11 - The City That Never Was | A DnD Podcast
The Syndicate are taken into custody by some of this alien worlds inhabitants and brought before a council to determine their fate, and the fate of Espacia as they know it. Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 E10 · Sun, July 05, 2020
Worlds Divided Ep 10 - The Lost | A DnD Podcast
In this episode the Syndicate finds themselves reliving some old memories, before waking up in a world they don't recognize! Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 E9 · Sun, June 28, 2020
Worlds Divided Ep 9 - The First Paradigm | A DnD Podcast
This week Guild Festival Announcers Kalezar and Israe give the play by play for the big showdown between The Syndicate and their nemesis, The First Paradigm! Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 E8 · Mon, June 08, 2020
Worlds Divided Ep 8 - The Opening Games | A DnD Podcast
The dawn of the Guild Festival has come for the Syndicate. As Hallastead decks itself out for days of exciting competition, our party tries desperately to seem in the know as they traverse the more than murky waters of this secret tradition. Too bad they didn't spend time with that old wise man. Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 E7 · Fri, May 15, 2020
Worlds Divided Ep 7 - Traverse Town | A DnD Podcast
In this episode the Syndicate have turned Tree Tower into Traverse Town. It has a library, a training ground, some gardens, and The Sudsy Scales. Listen as they interact with their new townsfolk and completely forget they had important things to be doing. Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 E6 · Fri, April 24, 2020
Worlds Divided Ep 6 - Newbies | A DnD Podcast
In this episode the Syndicate pick their apprentices, learn about an upcoming festival of guilds, meet a bunch of weird old people, and come to the rescue of an overeager squad of new guild members. Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 E5 · Fri, March 06, 2020
Worlds Divided Ep 5 - Espacia | A DnD Podcast
In this episode the Syndicate earns a new guild level, new titles, and new recruits. Everything is coming up roses for our halfwits and they are just positively glowing with excitement! Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 E4 · Fri, February 14, 2020
Worlds Divided Ep 4 - Revokers | A DnD Podcast
And we made it! This is our first actual, Actual Play episode! The Syndicate experiments further with a stone they got from otherworldly creatures, and possibly breaking their reality?! A tough act to hide when The First Paradigm always seems to show up when they are least welcome. Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 Enull · Sat, February 08, 2020
Worlds Divided - Backstories | A DnD Podcast
Hey its just your Dungeon Master today with some stories to tell of the personal lives of our precious Syndicate before they became a guild! Since we had a bit of extra upload time, but not enough to push the first actual play episode out, Jonathan reads the backstories that everyone wrote when they created their characters. Adriel makes a friend, Anya starts The Trial, Melara hides an heirloom, and Nyxtern is a feral child. Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 E3 · Sun, February 02, 2020
Worlds Divided Ep 3 - First Contact, The Verethi Affair, Maiden Voyage | A DnD Podcast
Our final summary episode to catch the story up to when we first started recording! The Syndicate takes candy from extra-dimensional strangers, Adriel keeps a secret, Anya has PTSD dreams, Melara is frequently a bird, and Nyxtern kills everything. Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 E2 · Sun, January 26, 2020
Worlds Divided Ep 2 - The First Rift, Light the Night, Down the Rabbit Hole, Whisperveil Estate | A DnD Podcast
Welcome back to our second summary episode, with only one more to go before we hit the real game! The Syndicate meets The First Paradigm. Adriel discovers she just doesn't trust happy people, Nyxtern throws everyone, Melara tells a demi-god of knowledge that it's dumb, and Anya nuts at architecture. Music: "Crunk Knight" by Kevin MacLeod Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 E1 · Thu, January 23, 2020
Worlds Divided Ep 1 - United, Guilded, The Ritual | A DnD Podcast
Welcome to the first episode of Worlds Divided! In this episode the Halfwits recount the first three games we played before we started recording. After the summaries, you roll and insight check and get a....ten? This was a long time ago but we talk about to games out of character for a moment and give a glimpse into how we started out! Music: "Crunk Knight" by Kevin MacLeod Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show
S1 Enull · Sun, January 19, 2020
Season 1 - Worlds Divided (Trailer)
From the creators of Halfwit History comes a new project with a few new Halfwits in tow! Listen to the trailer for details on our first season called Worlds Divided , an actual play recording of our first completed campaign! Season 2 is already in the works! (with significant audio upgrades) Music: "Crunk Knight" by Kevin MacLeod Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website . Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
Trailer · Wed, January 01, 2020
Halfwits & Failed Crits Trailer
Send us a text Welcome to the table everyone! I'm Jonathan, Narrator of Halfwits & Failed Crits, an actual play podcast where the real big bad evil is the players' absolutely cursed dice. Join us as we build rich living worlds to stumble through, meet weird foes and even stranger allies, and display reckless disregard for anything that gets in the way of a great story. Currently you can listen to our Adventure Averse Journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune, played with PenultiMyth, a game of our own design. Then dive into our back catalog to experience our award nominated Sci-fi Epic about destiny confused space kids in Children of the Spine, played with Stars Without Number. You can find us by Searching for Halfwits & Failed Crits on your favorite podcast app, or at HalfwitPodcasts.com. === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game Systems: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson. Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro . Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Support the show
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