Two dudes, who are not quite nerds but not quite newbs, choose a horror movie each week to rate and review.
Wed, April 23, 2025
Ashvin is yet again perturbed by a character’s fashion choices in this episode on Drop.
Wed, April 16, 2025
We communicate our feelings on this film solely through the art of dance in this entirely silent episode on Suspiria.
Wed, April 09, 2025
We’ve got a really bad feeling about this episode on Final Destination.
Wed, April 02, 2025
Join us as we dig up some childhood memories in this episode on non-horror movies that terrified us when we were kids.
Wed, March 26, 2025
We hope our downstairs areas will meet the standards of a pop icon in this episode on Opus.
Wed, March 19, 2025
One love/hate relationship doesn’t have to be the end of the world in this episode on Arcadian.
Wed, March 12, 2025
We stumble upon a charming little roadside attraction in this episode on Tourist Trap.
Wed, March 05, 2025
We break into your house in our tighty-whities in this episode on The Sixth Sense.
Wed, February 26, 2025
One of us is all wound up in this episode on The Monkey.
Wed, February 19, 2025
We’re giving you an envelope of cash and a head start in this episode on I Saw the Devil.
Wed, February 12, 2025
Ashvin fondly remembers the first time we met in that grocery store all those years ago in this episode on Companion.
Wed, February 05, 2025
We wake up naked wondering where everybody went in this episode on 28 Days Later.
Wed, January 29, 2025
You’ve got your good things and I’ve got mine in this episode on David Lynch’s Eraserhead.
Wed, January 22, 2025
Listen to this episode on Wolf Man if you can hear it over that loud-ass spider.
Wed, January 15, 2025
We take a long, hard look in the mirror in this episode on Mike Flanagan’s Oculus.
Wed, January 08, 2025
We count down each of our top 10 horror movies of 2024 and review the year in horror.
Wed, January 01, 2025
We’re off to the Carpathians to close a real estate deal in this episode on the Robert Eggers remake of Nosferatu.
Wed, December 25, 2024
There’s no place like your abode for the holidays in this episode on Christmas Bloody Christmas.
Wed, December 18, 2024
We use the power of fashion to piece together the events of the past as we discuss one of the year’s most lauded horror films, Oddity.
Wed, December 11, 2024
We discuss a slasher showdown for the ages in this episode on Freddy vs. Jason.
Wed, December 04, 2024
We are joined once again by our friend Joseph to discuss Nic Cage’s ridiculous performance in Vampire’s Kiss. Check out Joseph’s latest album Enby Codependency by Alloy Fox and their video for Gender Euphoria .
Wed, November 27, 2024
We are invited to a very uncomfortable party in this episode on The Invitation.
Wed, November 20, 2024
We risk our lives for some blueberry pie in this episode on Heretic.
Wed, November 13, 2024
If you’ll excuse us, we have to return some videotapes in this episode on American Psycho.
Wed, November 06, 2024
We enjoy some tall, cold glasses of swirling green liquid in this episode on John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness.
Wed, October 30, 2024
We put on a happy face for this episode on Smile 2.
Wed, October 23, 2024
It might just be that time of the month, but in this episode on Ginger Snaps we are reminded to never rule out the possibility of werewolves.
Wed, October 16, 2024
We try not to faint or vomit in this episode on Terrifier 3.
Wed, October 09, 2024
We signed the waiver so they’re allowed to touch us in this episode on haunted attraction film Hell Fest (2018).
Wed, October 02, 2024
We are young and sexy again in this episode on The Substance.
Wed, September 25, 2024
We wrap up Sequel September from the comfort of our bomb shelter with a discussion on 10 Cloverfield Lane.
Wed, September 18, 2024
We journey back to 1300 AD for this discussion on Army of Darkness, the third installment in the Evil Dead franchise.
Wed, September 11, 2024
In space, no one can hear you scream. But Jason can definitely hear you having sex. Tune in as we discuss the 10th film in the Friday the 13th franchise.
Wed, September 04, 2024
We kick off another Sequel September with this discussion on V/H/S/2.
Wed, August 28, 2024
Tune in for some spoiler-free reviews of streaming/VOD horror films released in 2024. Below is a list of movies discussed with timestamps. 04:22 - You’ll Never Find Me (2023) - Recommended 07:35 - Stopmotion (2023) 11:36 - The Windigo (2024) 13:55 - Exhuma (2024) 17:55 - New Life (2023) - Recommended 20:03 - Disappear Completely (2022) - Recommended 22:20 - Mind Body Spirit (2023) 27:40 - Monolith (2022) - Recommended 30:56 - Humane (2024) 34:05 - The Coffee Table (2022) - Recommended 37:45 - Arcadian (2024) - Recommended 40:45 - What You Wish For (2023) - Recommended 42:53 - Infested (2023) - Recommended
Wed, August 21, 2024
We’re ready to hug some face in this episode on Alien: Romulus.
Wed, August 14, 2024
One great concert can change your life in this episode on M. Night Shyamalan’s Trap.
Wed, August 07, 2024
Rumor has it a friend of a friend listened to this episode on Urban Legend and enjoyed it.
Wed, July 31, 2024
We wrestle with the logic in this pillar of New French Extremity.
Wed, July 24, 2024
We each count down our Top 10 Horror Comedies in this spoiler-free episode.
Wed, July 17, 2024
We finally crack the code to lengthen our legs in this episode on Longlegs.
Wed, July 10, 2024
We will not accept a sequel we do not deserve in this episode on MaXXXine.
Wed, July 03, 2024
We recorded this episode, buried it just beyond the Pet Sematary, and now it’s back and ready for your listening pleasure.
Wed, June 26, 2024
We choose to live in this episode on Godzilla Minus One.
Wed, June 19, 2024
We discuss the directorial debut of Ishana Night Shyamalan in this episode on The Watchers.
Wed, June 12, 2024
We head outside for some yoga in this episode on In a Violent Nature.
Wed, June 05, 2024
We pull off the road for some sleep and a hot shower in this episode on Psycho.
Wed, May 29, 2024
We step into the Pink Opaque in this episode on I Saw the TV Glow.
Wed, May 22, 2024
We discuss this big budget adaptation of one of the scariest video games of all time.
Wed, May 15, 2024
We wonder how many eggs is too many in this episode on Funny Games.
Wed, May 08, 2024
Life finds a way as we’re joined by Ohio Connection Alex to discuss Jurassic Park.
Wed, May 01, 2024
We’ve got a quick and easy way to get out of this town for good in this episode on Don’t Breathe.
Wed, April 24, 2024
Our ballet shoes are just as pointy as our teeth in this episode on Abigail.
Wed, April 17, 2024
Who is watching who in this episode on Watcher?
Wed, April 10, 2024
This episode is all for you as we discuss The First Omen.
Wed, April 03, 2024
We’ve got a great show for you tonight as we discuss Late Night with the Devil.
Wed, March 27, 2024
We check out some of Tom Savini’s best practical effects in The Prowler.
Wed, March 20, 2024
We each count down our Top 10 Slasher Movies!
Wed, March 13, 2024
There’s no use crying over spilled milk in this episode on Possession.
Wed, March 06, 2024
There are more than 5 words in this episode on No One Will Save You.
Wed, February 28, 2024
We are joined by Bryce Hanson from Horror Movie Talk as we discuss Fright Night.
Wed, February 21, 2024
We have seen something evil and we’re here to talk about it in this episode on Speak No Evil.
Wed, February 14, 2024
Be our stinky, decaying Valentine in this episode on Lisa Frankenstein.
Wed, February 07, 2024
Horror? Action? Both? In this episode we discuss whether or not The Terminator can be considered a horror movie.
Wed, January 31, 2024
We struggle to understand the physics of wax in this episode on House of Wax.
Wed, January 24, 2024
We stare into the abyss and it stares back into us in this episode on The Empty Man.
Wed, January 17, 2024
We wrestle with our despair in this episode on The Babadook.
Wed, January 10, 2024
Our parents aren’t home so you should totally come join us for a Night Swim.
Wed, January 03, 2024
We uncover the secrets of the past in this episode on The Changeling.
Wed, December 27, 2023
We count down each of our top 10 horror movies of 2023 and review the year in horror.
Wed, December 20, 2023
‘Tis the season for holiday horror, and this year we’re checking out It’s a Wonderful Knife.
Wed, December 13, 2023
We discuss another 2000s American remake of a Japanese film in this episode on The Grudge. Insert that weird grudge noise here.
Wed, December 06, 2023
We celebrate the 50th anniversary of folk horror classic The Wicker Man.
Wed, November 29, 2023
We continue our journey through the Conjuring Universe with Annabelle.
Wed, November 22, 2023
We celebrate Thanksgiving with Eli Roth’s latest horror film.
Wed, November 15, 2023
Join us as we take a quick shortcut through the woods in this episode on The Ritual.
Wed, November 08, 2023
We discuss an Argentine horror film that many claim to be one of the best of the year in this episode on When Evil Lurks.
Wed, November 01, 2023
We wrap our heads around the fact that Five Nights at Freddy’s had one of the best opening weekends for a horror movie ever.
Wed, October 25, 2023
We discuss V/H/S, the found footage anthology that kicked off a franchise.
Wed, October 18, 2023
The power of Christ and whoever else wants to participate in an exorcism compels us to review this film.
Wed, October 11, 2023
We continue our journey through the Friday the 13th franchise with the most bonkers entry in the franchise so far.
Wed, October 04, 2023
Everyone’s favorite serial-killer-in-denial is back on the big screen in this episode on Saw X.
Wed, September 27, 2023
We pray to the patron saint of podcasting that you will enjoy this episode on The Nun II.
Wed, September 20, 2023
We discuss the pint-sized power couple of Chucky and Tiffany in this episode on Bride of Chucky.
Wed, September 13, 2023
We discuss everyone’s favorite fedora-wearing villain in this episode on The Dream Master.
Wed, September 06, 2023
We groovily kick off our 5th annual Sequel September with Evil Dead II.
Wed, August 30, 2023
Tune in for some spoiler-free reviews of streaming/VOD horror films released in 2023 and our recommendations. We recap all of the movies mentioned and recommended at timestamp 43:34.
Wed, August 23, 2023
We discuss the latest take on Bram Stoker's Dracula in this episode on The Last Voyage of the Demeter.
Wed, August 16, 2023
We discuss what many consider to be M. Night Shyamalan’s worst horror film - The Happening.
Wed, August 09, 2023
Join us as we discuss what is lurking in John Carpenter’s The Fog.
Wed, August 02, 2023
We are here to talk to you about Talk to Me if you're willing to let us in.
Wed, July 26, 2023
We'd give anything for a Twinkie in this episode on Zombieland.
Wed, July 19, 2023
We get naked and drain each other’s energy during this discussion on Tobe Hooper’s Lifeforce.
Wed, July 12, 2023
We see what the Lambert family has been up to for the past decade on this episode on Insidious: The Red Door.
Wed, July 05, 2023
We discuss a really weird video tape we found in this episode on The Ring.
Tue, June 27, 2023
We discuss a new entry in the holiday horror subgenre in this episode on the horror comedy, The Blackening.
Wed, June 21, 2023
We’re excited to be joined by Whitney Danhauer from Scoops Ahoy: A Stranger Things Podcast as we discuss Jaws.
Wed, June 14, 2023
Our vacation to the woods does not go as planned as we discuss the horror comedy Tucker and Dale vs Evil.
Wed, June 07, 2023
On this special in-person 5 year anniversary episode we each draft our own team of horror movie characters. Keep an eye on social media so you can vote for the winner!
Wed, May 31, 2023
Join us as we discuss the Canadian zombie film, Blood Quantum.
Tue, May 23, 2023
We venture into The Further to discuss James Wan’s Insidious.
Wed, May 17, 2023
We head down under for this discussion of Wolf Creek. Here’s hoping we don’t have any car trouble.
Wed, May 10, 2023
We’re joined by Jason Deuchler from The Brewed Coffee in Chicago as we discuss David Cronenberg’s The Fly.
Wed, May 03, 2023
Motorcycles, vampires, a topless saxophone solo and more in this episode on The Lost Boys.
Wed, April 26, 2023
We're with the maggots now as we discuss the fifth installment of the Evil Dead film franchise.
Wed, April 19, 2023
Nicolas Cage as Dracula still couldn’t win Renfield the title of #1 horror movie at the box office this weekend. Join us as we discuss the highs and lows of Renfield.
Wed, April 12, 2023
We discuss one of the standouts from the 2007 through 2015 found footage boom in this episode on The Taking of Deborah Logan.
Wed, April 05, 2023
We tackle one of the most iconic horror films of all time in this discussion on Rosemary’s Baby.
Wed, March 29, 2023
We discuss a slasher that is simultaneously an 80s throwback and very much of its own time in this discussion on Hatchet.
Wed, March 22, 2023
We count down our Top 10 Zombie Movies!
Thu, March 16, 2023
Join us as we discuss the sixth installment in everyone's favorite meta-franchise, Scream VI.
Wed, March 08, 2023
We discuss our first Asian anthology film in this episode on Three... Extremes (2004).
Wed, March 01, 2023
Brian bemoans early 2000s culture in this discussion of Wrong Turn.
Wed, February 22, 2023
We’re joined by Stephen Markley , acclaimed author of Ohio and The Deluge , as we discuss the experimental horror film Skinamarink.
Wed, February 15, 2023
We discuss a campy, gory classic in this episode on Re-Animator.
Wed, February 08, 2023
It would be a lot easier to have this discussion about Knock at the Cabin if you’d just please open the door and let us in.
Wed, February 01, 2023
We're dreaming of a luxurious getaway as we discuss Brandon Cronenberg's Infinity Pool.
Wed, January 25, 2023
We take a long hard look in the mirror as we discuss an Italian giallo film for the first time.
Wed, January 18, 2023
We discuss the benefits and pitfalls of AI-assisted parenting in this episode on M3GAN.
Wed, January 11, 2023
We’re excited to be joined by Jason Breininger from Press Rewind: A Prince Lyrics Podcast as we discuss Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.
Wed, January 04, 2023
Ashvin and Brian are hoping the motion sensor cameras aren’t triggered during this discussion of Deadstream.
Wed, December 28, 2022
We count down each of our top 5 horror movies of the year, give our picks for best performance, best score, and review the year in horror.
Wed, December 21, 2022
Agnes, it’s us Brian and Ashvin. Join us as we discuss this quintessential Christmas horror film, Black Christmas (1974).
Wed, December 14, 2022
Join us as we digest Luca Guadagnino’s Bones and All.
Wed, December 07, 2022
Ashvin and Brian visit grandma's house as they discuss M. Night Shyamalan's comeback movie.
Wed, November 30, 2022
We discuss which minor crimes we would annually commit in this review of The Purge.
Wed, November 23, 2022
We discuss one of the most graphic and intensely violent slasher films of all time, Terrifier 2.
Wed, November 16, 2022
We discuss an influential collaboration between Stephen King and George Romero in this episode on the 1982 anthology, Creepshow.
Wed, November 09, 2022
We discuss the meta horror comedy Cabin in the Woods from the safety of our underground bunker.
Wed, November 02, 2022
We’re back from the spooky fun of Halloween to revel in the grimly realistic horrors of The Poughkeepsie Tapes.
Wed, October 26, 2022
For God’s sake get out of Ashvin’s and my Dutch Colonial! We’d like some privacy as we discuss the influential haunted house film, The Amityville Horror.
Wed, October 19, 2022
David Gordon Green's trilogy comes to an end with Halloween Ends. Is it with a whimper, a bang, or something in between?
Wed, October 12, 2022
A new Hellraiser movie from the director who brought us The Night House and The Ritual! We have such thoughts to share with you.
Wed, October 05, 2022
We are joined by David Day from Horror Movie Talk as we count down our Top 5 Found Footage Horror Films.
Wed, September 28, 2022
We conclude Sequel September with The Strangers: Prey at Night - let’s find out if this pool scene is as cool as everybody says it is.
Wed, September 21, 2022
The wait for Ti West’s prequel to X is finally over, and now we’re here to talk about it.
Wed, September 14, 2022
We continue Sequel September with a look back at the highest earning film in its franchise, Paranormal Activity 3.
Wed, September 07, 2022
Sequel September begins! It feels like prime time for a discussion on A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.
Wed, August 31, 2022
We discuss one of the wildest endings of all time in this episode on the Stephen King adaptation, The Mist.
Wed, August 24, 2022
We turn out the lights and point some fingers as we discuss A24's Bodies Bodies Bodies. Also we're old.
Wed, August 17, 2022
We discuss the latest installment in the Predator franchise, Prey.
Wed, August 10, 2022
We discuss Hammer Horror’s first Dracula film, Horror of Dracula (1958).
Wed, August 03, 2022
We discuss our most anticipated film of the year - Jordan Peele’s Nope.
Wed, July 27, 2022
Is Jennifer’s Body even better all these years later? Join us as we discuss this Karyn Kusama directed, Diablo Cody penned film starring Megan Fox.
Wed, July 20, 2022
Join us as we count down our Top 5 Kills in horror movies. Or maybe it's Top 10.
Wed, July 13, 2022
Pieces…it’s exactly what you think it is.
Wed, July 06, 2022
We pick up the phone and talk to each other about Scott Derrickson’s The Black Phone.
Wed, June 29, 2022
Jigsaw teaches us to appreciate our lives in this episode on Saw.
Wed, June 22, 2022
We rummage around in David Cronenberg's insides as we discuss his first film in 8 years - Crimes of the Future.
Wed, June 15, 2022
It’s all for you, listeners! Join us as we discuss the 1970s classic The Omen.
Wed, June 08, 2022
Two men talk about all men in this discussion on Men.
Wed, June 01, 2022
On this special in-person 4 year anniversary episode we each draft our own team of horror movies. Keep an eye on social media so you can vote for the winner!
Wed, May 25, 2022
We take a peak under the hood of John Carpenter’s Christine.
Wed, May 18, 2022
We discuss the late 90s box office hit I Know What You Did Last Summer. Our first ever in-person episode!
Wed, May 11, 2022
Happy early Friday the 13th! We continue our franchise journey with the seventh installment in the Friday the 13th franchise.
Tue, May 03, 2022
Mike Flanagan does all the Mike Flanagan things in this episode on Ouija: Origin of Evil.
Wed, April 27, 2022
We discuss Wes Craven’s notorious first feature film, The Last House on the Left. Content warning for scenes of graphic sexual assault.
Wed, April 20, 2022
Be thankful you’ve got something soft and comfortable to sit on for this discussion of Fresh.
Wed, April 13, 2022
We feast upon the granddaddy of all modern zombie films in this episode on Night of the Living Dead (1968).
Wed, April 06, 2022
We discuss one of the wildest endings in horror movie history in this episode on Sleepaway Camp.
Wed, March 30, 2022
Come on in and let us tell you all about Ti West’s X before Daddy gets home.
Wed, March 23, 2022
Join us as we discuss the 2021 slasher There’s Someone Inside Your House and share some unpopular opinions about snacks.
Wed, March 16, 2022
We discuss a rare story told through the medium of film in this episode on Julia Ducournau’s Raw. Tune in to find out if we think the film was well done.
Wed, March 09, 2022
We’re covered in blood and all our friends are dead, but we’ve still got enough fight left in us to count down our Top 5 Final Girls in this spoiler-free episode.
Wed, March 02, 2022
Hop in our Tesla and let’s cruise on autopilot so we can discuss real estate law and Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022).
Wed, February 23, 2022
Seeing a new Scream movie in the theater has us feeling young again. Or at least digitally de-aged. Tune in as we discuss Scream 2022.
Wed, February 16, 2022
It listens to this discussion on The Silence of the Lambs or else it gets the hose again.
Wed, February 09, 2022
We give each other deja vu as we discuss the 2017 slasher Happy Death Day.
Wed, February 02, 2022
Our spheres are polished and headed straight towards you as we discuss the 1979 cult classic Phantasm.
Wed, January 26, 2022
Hold onto your butts as we discuss the nostalgia driven Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, based on the popular book series of the same name.
Wed, January 19, 2022
Our fully formed bodies are discussing a member of the Unholy Trinity of folk horror films - The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971).
Wed, January 12, 2022
We discuss the dangers of living near a tunnel in this episode on Mike Flanagan’s first feature length horror film Absentia (2011).
Wed, January 05, 2022
Join as we discuss the film that inspired the term torture porn - Eli Roth’s 2005 film Hostel.
Wed, December 29, 2021
We count down the top 5 horror movies of 2021 and give our picks for best performance of the year, best monster of the year, and of course, worst horror movie of the year.
Wed, December 22, 2021
What's that? You've been naughty this year? PUNISH! Get into the Christmas spirit with us as we discuss Silent Night, Deadly Night.
Wed, December 15, 2021
My god those bangs. We continue our journey through the Scream franchise in anticipation of 5cream with a discussion on Scream 3.
Wed, December 08, 2021
Don your snowsuit and come mess some people up with us in this episode on The Brood.
Wed, December 01, 2021
Hop into our rowboat and we’ll tell you all about The Night House.
Wed, November 24, 2021
We continue our chronological journey through Rob Zombie’s filmography with this episode on The Lords of Salem.
Wed, November 17, 2021
It’s just a little fold in the space-time continuum, what could go wrong? Join us as we say the phrase “blood orgy” more than we ever thought possible in this episode on Event Horizon.
Wed, November 10, 2021
Let us magically whisk you away to the swinging 60s with this discussion of Edgar Wright’s Last Night in Soho.
Wed, November 03, 2021
Have a handkerchief and perhaps a moist towelette at the ready for this discussion on the splatstick horror comedy, Drag Me To Hell.
Wed, October 27, 2021
Say what you will about Michael Myers, but you can’t keep the man down. Join as we discuss this tenacious fellow in our episode on Halloween Kills.
Wed, October 20, 2021
I’d like to apologize for this episode on The Blair Witch Project. I’m sorry Ashvin’s mom, I’m sorry to my mom, I’m sorry to all of your moms. This was my project. I insisted. It’s my fault.
Wed, October 13, 2021
Things get a little bit shaky as we discuss the 90s classic that birthed an entire franchise - Tremors.
Wed, October 06, 2021
Join us as we struggle to unpack what James Wan has done with 2021’s Malignant.
Wed, September 29, 2021
Our Sequel September ends as it began with a meta-sequel that is not afraid to poke fun at itself and its predecessor. Join as we discuss a childhood favorite - Gremlins 2: The New Batch.
Wed, September 22, 2021
We strap on our jocks and take a long hard look at A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge.
Wed, September 15, 2021
At the beginning of Sequel September, Scream 2 purported that Aliens may be better than Alien. Let’s have a look-see!
Wed, September 08, 2021
We head back to the theater to check out one of our most anticipated films of the year - Nia DaCosta’s Candyman (2021).
Wed, September 01, 2021
We get excited for 5cream and kick off yet another Sequel September with this episode on Scream 2.
Wed, August 25, 2021
Brian and Ashvin briefly swap bodies for this episode on Freaky (2020).
Wed, August 18, 2021
Trust is a hard thing to come by in this episode on John Carpenter’s The Thing.
Wed, August 11, 2021
Happy almost Friday the 13th! We continue our journey through the franchise with this episode on the sixth installment - Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives.
Wed, August 04, 2021
Gird your loins as we discuss the notoriously gory French horror film, Inside (2007).
Wed, July 28, 2021
Pull up a chair and a carton of vanilla ice cream as we discuss the home invasion classic, The Strangers.
Wed, July 21, 2021
We gently gnaw on each other’s brains in this discussion of the cult-classic zombie film, The Return of the Living Dead.
Wed, July 14, 2021
Join us as we walk a mile in Maud’s extremely uncomfortable shoes in this discussion on Saint Maud.
Wed, July 07, 2021
Oil up those biceps and tune in for this discussion on 1987's Predator.
Wed, June 30, 2021
Grab your UV light and join us as we discuss the 2010 Norwegian found footage film, Trollhunter.
Wed, June 23, 2021
Ed and Lorraine are back in action! Join us as we discuss The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It.
Wed, June 16, 2021
We’re back in the theater! If you’re ready to join us, tune in as we discuss A Quiet Place Part II.
Wed, June 09, 2021
We celebrate our 3 year anniversary by counting down our top 5 opening scenes in horror! We follow that with some honorable mentions, and an “ask us anything” session where we answer some listener questions. If you don’t want the opening of a movie spoiled, use the timestamps below to skip to the next movie. OUR TOP 5 OPENING SCENES Ashvin’s #5 - 14:00 Brian’s #5 - 15:35 Ashvin’s #4 - 20:38 Brian’s #4 - 22:25 Ashvin’s #3 - 26:08 Brian’s #3 - 27:40 Ashvin’s #2 - 32:55 Brian’s #2 - 34:40 Ashvin’s #1 - 38:55 Brian’s #1 - 39:30 OUR HONORABLE MENTIONS Brian - 47:45 Ashvin - 49:43 Brian - 51:28 Ashvin - 53:40 Brian - 54:37 Ashvin - 56:46 Brian - 57:14
Wed, June 02, 2021
We discuss another Halloween Haunt horror film in this episode on Hell House LLC.
Wed, May 26, 2021
We discuss our first 2021 release! And what a release it is. Join us as we discuss the highly anticipated Zack Snyder release, Army of the Dead.
Wed, May 19, 2021
Join us as we discuss Edgar Wright’s quintessential zombie comedy, Shaun of the Dead.
Wed, May 12, 2021
We get pumped for the 3rd Conjuring installment with this discussion on The Conjuring 2.
Wed, May 05, 2021
We go a bit batty as we discuss the Fangoria Chainsaw Award-nominated Amulet from 2020.
Wed, April 28, 2021
Grab some popcorn and cotton candy, and tune in as we discuss this campy 80s cult classic, Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
Wed, April 21, 2021
In this film, Josh Hartnett attempts to abstain from being murdered by vampires for 30 days. Can he pull it off? Tune in as we discuss.
Wed, April 14, 2021
We discuss a seminal 80s summer camp slasher in this episode on The Burning.
Wed, April 07, 2021
We tackle one of the most influential horror movies of the 2000s. Join us as we discuss the found footage blockbuster Paranormal Activity.
Wed, March 31, 2021
We discuss what is widely regarded as one of the best horror films of 2020, the Shudder original Anything for Jackson.
Wed, March 24, 2021
We discuss the home invasion, possibly mumblegore film, You’re Next.
Wed, March 17, 2021
We’re joined by our friend Amy as we discuss Dario Argento’s classic Italian horror film, Suspiria. And thanks to Amy we now have some Horror Movie Club merchandise! Check out this awesome coaster set including images from some of our favorite films as well as our logo! Use the discount code MOVIECLUB for 15% off the set, or any item in Amy’s store.
Wed, March 10, 2021
We count down our Top 5 Horror Villains! With honorable mentions included it turns out to be a top 10 list. This is a spoiler-lite episode with only 2 instances of spoilers, so keep your wits about you at the timestamps below… At the 19:00 minute mark, there is a major spoiler for a widely seen movie. If you haven’t seen the movie mentioned at that timestamp, skip ahead to the 23:00 mark. At the 53:45 mark, there is a spoiler for a lesser known movie. If you haven’t seen the movie mentioned at that timestamp, skip ahead to the 55:15 mark.
Wed, March 03, 2021
Come on down the river with us as we discuss Deliverance and its influence on, or perhaps even creation of, an entire subgenre of horror. Also in this episode - Ashvin may finally be vindicated for a phraseology flub that dates back to episode 2.
Wed, February 24, 2021
We’re all dressed up and ready for the prom. What could go wrong? Join us as we discuss the first Stephen King work ever to be put on screen, Carrie.
Wed, February 17, 2021
It is better that you should rush upon this blade than enter this episode with fear in your heart. How do you enter?
Wed, February 10, 2021
We take full responsibility for this discussion on 2017’s Mayhem starring Steven Yeun and Samara Weaving.
Wed, February 03, 2021
Join us, boys and ghouls, as we gush about Billy Zane in this episode on Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight.
Wed, January 27, 2021
We dive into the haunted house and jump scare trends of 2010s horror in this episode on The Conjuring.
Wed, January 20, 2021
This week we are joined by Whitney from the Lights, Camera, No podcast to discuss the anthology film The Mortuary Collection released on Shudder in October 2020. Check out Lights, Camera, No wherever you listen to podcasts!
Wed, January 13, 2021
Join us as we dissect one of the most beloved indie horror movies from the 2010s, The Autopsy of Jane Doe.
Wed, January 06, 2021
Join us as we discuss one of the most buzzed about horror movies of 2020 - Brandon Cronenberg's Possessor.
Wed, December 30, 2020
Happy New Year, everybody! We close out the year by reflecting on 2020 releases and all of the films we reviewed this year.
Wed, December 23, 2020
Happy Holidays, everybody! We’re getting into the spirit with a discussion on the Christmas classic, Gremlins.
Wed, December 16, 2020
We discuss one of the least Christmasy Christmas movies in recent memory, I Trapped The Devil.
Wed, December 09, 2020
Join us as we discuss the found footage mockumentary Lake Mungo. Then go through all your photos and check for extra faces.
Wed, December 02, 2020
Tune in as we review The Wretched, a film that set box office records this summer, but also a film that many probably haven’t even heard of.
Wed, November 25, 2020
Our first werewolf movie! And it only took us 130-some episodes. Tune in as we discuss the classic An American Werewolf in London.
Wed, November 18, 2020
Do you like scary movies? How about podcasts about scary movies? If you answered yes to either of these questions we’d recommend checking out this discussion on Scream. Also we’re outside your house k bye.
Wed, November 11, 2020
Happy almost Friday the 13th! This week we are joined by Brian from The Blood Buddies: Horror Podcast as we discuss the 5th installment of the Friday the 13th franchise - Friday the 13th: A New Beginning! Check out The Blood Buddies wherever you listen to your podcasts!
Wed, November 04, 2020
We can't decide if this episode is unintentionally coming at the perfect time or the worst time. Tune in for our discussion of the controversial film, The Hunt (2020).
Wed, October 28, 2020
Happy Halloween, everybody! This year we celebrate with a discussion on the polarizing Rob Zombie film, Halloween (2007). Check out our Patreon page for an additional episode on the sequel! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/horrormovieclub
Wed, October 21, 2020
We soak in some Halloween vibes with a discussion on the 2014 found footage film The Houses October Built.
Wed, October 14, 2020
We celebrate October by discussing one our favorite films - It Follows (2014).
Wed, October 07, 2020
Happy October, everybody! We kick off the month with a spooky, retro 80s throwback - The House of the Devil!
Wed, September 30, 2020
We conclude Sequel September with a discussion on the 2nd installment in Rob Zombie’s Firefly Trilogy - The Devil’s Rejects.
Wed, September 23, 2020
We keep on rolling with Sequel September with a discussion on The Exorcist III.
Wed, September 16, 2020
Sequel September continues as we discuss the speedy zombie sequel 28 Weeks Later.
Wed, September 09, 2020
We discuss how Mark Duplass’s creepiness reminds Ashvin of Brian in this episode on the found footage sequel Creep 2.
Wed, September 02, 2020
We kick off Sequel September with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2!
Wed, August 26, 2020
Join us as we discuss the Tarantino-penned, Rodriguez-directed 90s classic, From Dusk Till Dawn.
Thu, August 20, 2020
Join us as we discuss the already historically significant Zoom horror film, Host (2020). This is the first major horror release filmed during quarantine that includes the coronavirus pandemic in its plot.
Wed, August 12, 2020
We count down our top 5 scariest horror movie shots of all time! With some honorable mentions included, of course. There are a few spoilers mentioned, so spoiler timestamps are noted below for your listening safety. SPOILERS… Event Horizon (1997) - minor spoiler - 12:20 - 14:00 The Ring (2002) - major but well-known spoiler - 15:30 - 17:40 Sinister (2012) - minor spoiler but reveals a scare - 22:00 - 23:15 The Blair Witch Project (1999) - major spoiler - 24:25 - 27:15 Sinister (2012) - minor spoiler but reveals a scare - 36:10 - 38:25 It Follows (2014) - minor spoiler but reveals a scare - 39:21 - 41:33 Hereditary (2018) - major spoiler - 44:00 - 44:30
Wed, August 05, 2020
Join us for a discussion about Zombie AKA Zombi 2 AKA Zombie Flesh Eaters AKA that movie with the eye trauma scene AKA that movie with the shark fighting a zombie.
Wed, July 29, 2020
We discuss the emotional impact and horror elements in the much buzzed about 2020 horror drama Relic. Come for the movie review, stay for the random tangent on urination in horror movies. Enjoy!
Wed, July 22, 2020
It only took us 117 episodes to discuss perhaps the most iconic horror movie villain of all time, but we got there. Join us as we discuss the original A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Fri, July 17, 2020
Hey folks! We’re starting a monthly series where we discuss endeavors from independent filmmakers. These are films you may not have heard of but that we think you should check out. Today we’re discussing a found footage feature length film called Intrusion , and a short that was turned into a yet to be released feature, titled Fried Barry. Links to watch Intrusion and Fried Barry are below… Intrusion - https://www.intrusionfilm.com/ Fried Barry (Short) - http://friedbarry.com/short/ Fried Barry Feature Trailer - https://bit.ly/30pVy2I
Wed, July 15, 2020
We must go deeper into the crevasse as we discuss the early 2000s classic, The Descent.
Wed, July 08, 2020
Oof. We try to keep things light as we discuss another bleak one…Hagazussa from 2017.
Wed, July 01, 2020
In the year between its January 2019 debut at Sundance and its release to the public in early 2020, there was a lot of buzz building in the horror community for The Lodge. Let’s see what all the fuss is about.
Wed, June 24, 2020
Join us as we discuss the unique blend of fun and gravity presented in the 1995 horror anthology Tales from the Hood.
Wed, June 17, 2020
In this episode we discuss the influential blaxploitation horror film Blacula from 1972. Come for the discussion of the historical significance of this movie, stay for the epic geography blunders.
Wed, June 10, 2020
Join us as we discuss how Brahms: The Boy II stacks up to its 2016 predecessor The Boy.
Wed, June 03, 2020
We had to squeeze in one more remake. This week we’re discussing The Hills Have Eyes from 2006, a remake of the Wes Craven classic from 1977.
Wed, May 27, 2020
We check out one of the most well-regarded post-2000s remakes in this episode on Dawn of the Dead from 2004.
Wed, May 20, 2020
We continue our month of remakes, reboots and reimaginings with a a discussion on the 2003 remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Wed, May 13, 2020
Join us for a soul feast as we discuss one of the most well-received remakes/reboots of the last 20 years…Evil Dead.
Wed, May 06, 2020
We kick off a month of remakes, reboots, and re-imaginings with this U.S. remake of the Spanish film Rec.
Wed, April 29, 2020
Just two squares hoping to add some depth to our show by discussing the 90s sci-fi thriller, Cube.
Wed, April 22, 2020
We discuss the low budget 80s classic, Sam Raimi’s The Evil Dead. I wouldn’t skip this one if I were you. The trees won’t let you leave.
Wed, April 15, 2020
We dip our toes into extreme cinema as we discuss the notoriously hard to watch French film Martyrs.
Wed, April 08, 2020
Keep your friends close and your genitals closer as we venture deep into The Green Inferno, Eli Roth’s gory cannibal flick.
Wed, April 01, 2020
We made it to 100! Thanks so much to all of you who’ve listened and engaged with us. We celebrate you by talking entirely about…ourselves? Join us for a spoiler-free countdown of our top 5 horror movies of all time.
Wed, March 25, 2020
We discuss the sci-fi/horror classic Alien from 1979 (and condoms a bunch for some reason).
Thu, March 19, 2020
You may think you’re social distancing, but The Invisible Man is less than 6 feet away! Take your mind off these trying times with our discussion on Leigh Whannell’s The Invisible Man.
Wed, March 11, 2020
Our friend Joseph joins us to balance out the discussion on Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. One thing we all agree on is that Crispin Glover’s dance moves get 5 stars.
Wed, March 04, 2020
Universal Monsters are soooo hot right now. So join us as we discuss Creature From The Black Lagoon!
Wed, February 26, 2020
Follow us to a strange house in the woods as we discuss Gretel & Hansel, the latest film from horror director Oz Perkins. And bring your delicious children! I mean children. Just regular children.
Wed, February 19, 2020
In this episode, we discuss Bliss - a movie so trippy that apparently we don’t even agree on the basic premise. That might have more to do with us than the movie.
Wed, February 12, 2020
Happy Valentine’s Day! We didn’t have high hopes for this 2009 remake of 1981’s My Bloody Valentine. Tune in to find out whether or not we were pleasantly surprised.
Wed, February 05, 2020
Considering this movie recently made a lot of “best of the decade” lists and Ashvin is obsessed with Imogen Poots, we figured we’d better discuss Green Room.
Wed, January 29, 2020
We’re ashamed that it took us this long to watch this movie. Tune in as we discuss Ready or Not, which is widely considered one of the best horror films of 2019.
Wed, January 22, 2020
We discuss Fangoria’s Satanic Panic. Or if you’re Walmart…just Panic. They just call it Panic.
Wed, January 15, 2020
We discuss one of the more buzzed about movies from 2019 - Haunt. This one wins the imaginary 2019 superlative for Coolest Masks.
Wed, January 08, 2020
Join as we discuss our first Rob Zombie film! Sorry to you Zombie fans if we make any mistakes…we’re only human. In fact, we make so many mistakes we’re More Human Than Human. I’ll see myself out.
Wed, January 01, 2020
Happy 2020, everybody! In this episode, we reflect on the horror offerings of 2019 and all the movies we watched this year.
Wed, December 25, 2019
Happy Holidays, everyone! Join us as we discuss 2019's Black Christmas and all its trimmings.
Wed, December 18, 2019
Time for Christmas horror! Better Watch Out turns the babysitter horror sub-genre on its head. But is it a turn for the worse?
Wed, December 11, 2019
We continue our journey through the Friday the 13th franchise in celebration of this coming Friday the 13th! If you want to keep the fun rolling, you can listen to our friends at The Movie Cellar podcast discuss the next film in the franchise this week!
Wed, December 04, 2019
Before his Lord of the Rings days, Peter Jackson made some of the goriest movies of all time. Today, we discuss his hilariously disgusting horror comedy, Dead Alive/Braindead.
Wed, November 27, 2019
Nearly 40 years later we’ve been given a sequel to The Shining. Oddly enough, most movie-goers didn’t really seem to care. But we cared. Tune in to find out if we still did after we saw Doctor Sleep.
Wed, November 20, 2019
We discuss the 2019 summer blockbuster Crawl! In this movie, two characters are trapped in a house with multiple alligators. You heard that right. There is more than one alligator.
Wed, November 13, 2019
In this episode, we discuss the much anticipated follow-up to The Witch…The Lighthouse from Robert Eggers.
Wed, November 06, 2019
Zombieland came out in 2009 at the height of the zombie craze in popular media. Ten years later, at a time when zombies have gotten a bit stale, can Zombieland: Double Tap recapture the magic of the original? Tune in as we discuss.
Thu, October 31, 2019
Happy Halloween! As a Halloween treat we’re giving you a bonus episode this week. Listen in as we discuss how Halloween II stacks up against its predecessor.
Wed, October 30, 2019
We asked all of you some Halloween-themed questions and you gave some great responses! Thank you to every who responded and helped to make this a great episode.
Wed, October 23, 2019
We discuss the 2011 remake of the 1980s classic vampire movie Fright Night. We also discuss the fact that Ashvin loves Imogen Poots so much that he wrote a song about her. We'll even tell you where to find that song on the interwebs!
Wed, October 16, 2019
This film birthed a horror icon in Pinhead and kicked off a 10 movie franchise. Join us as we wonder exactly what hell the “Butterball” cenobite might be experiencing in the original Hellraiser.
Thu, October 10, 2019
We discuss one of the most influential horror movies of all time, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and whether or not it’s as gory as it’s often thought to be.
Wed, October 02, 2019
Nearly 50 years after its release, The Exorcist is still considered one of the scariest movies of all time. Join us as we discuss whether or not this film stands the test of time.
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