WYOY Weekly News
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Fri, March 31, 2017
March 31, 2017
We mourn the loss of the planet's oldest celebrity and take a look at some HUGE news from the Twitterverse in a WYOY so #viral it wouldn't be covered under Trumpcare.
Fri, March 24, 2017
March 24, 2017
This week's onslaught of news was practically nauseating. Thankfully there's a new emoji for that!
Fri, March 17, 2017
March 17, 2017
We have the exclusive scoop on the TAX RETURNS of a citizen of the country DONALD TRUMP is currently President of. (Seriously.)
Fri, March 10, 2017
March 10, 2017
Wiretaps, Trumpcare, and dinosaurs: We're debunking these conspiracies once and for all!
Fri, March 03, 2017
March 3, 2017
It's been a wild day for news, but don't worry! I'm back with everything you need to know about the growing scandal involving Jeff Sessions and our beloved president, Vladimir Putin.
Fri, February 17, 2017
February 17, 2017
WYOY is proud to join Breitbart as your #1 source for the truth! Nostrovia!
Fri, February 10, 2017
February 10, 2017
Chris lets it all hang out as he journeys to the upside-down with a special message for Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner.
Fri, February 03, 2017
February 3, 2017
Donald Trump follows through on his campaign pledge to alienate absolutely everyone. Plus: What to expect when you're expecting (the apocalypse)!
Fri, January 27, 2017
January 27, 2017
It's morning in America! The kind of morning where you wake up in a cold sweat screaming only to realize it wasn't all a dream. Thankfully WYOY is back and ready to guide you through our national waking nightmare.
Fri, January 13, 2017
January 13, 2017
Chris cuts his vacation short for some breaking news so salacious you'll need to take a shower after hearing it (no, not THAT kind of shower).
Fri, January 06, 2017
January 6, 2017
The Republicans threaten to legalize corruption, the Democrats threaten to euthanize the Supreme Court, and Donald Trump almost manages to sound reasonable. Somehow 2017 is already out-doing 2016, and WYOY is here with all the details we can stomach.
Fri, December 30, 2016
December 30, 2016
Obama booby-traps the White House, the Second Avenue Subway inaugurates its first delay, and a little girl attempts the biggest hack since Russia broke America. Plus a brand new Dramatic Reading of Donald Trump!
Fri, December 16, 2016
December 16, 2016
Donald Trump finally answers the question "What do Kanye West and Vladimir Putin have in common?" by putting our national interests on love lockdown.
Fri, December 09, 2016
December 9, 2016
Sure John Oliver is on vacation, but Paul Ryan's plan to repeal Obamacare isn't. So grab a strong beverage and join us for news... THAT JUST MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIFE. (Watch the video at wyoy.news!)
Fri, December 02, 2016
December 2, 2016
Guest Anchor Kathleen Turner takes over when my vocal cords decide to leave the country before Trump takes office in this very special episode of WYOY.
Fri, November 18, 2016
November 18, 2016
Tune in to learn all about this fall’s hottest trends: From botching your rise to power to plain old racial profiling, we’ve got all the latest looks out of President-Elect Trump’s administration! Plus our favorite tips for Turkey Day!
Fri, November 11, 2016
November 11, 2016
Supreme Leader Trump announces fantastic new dynasty, plus everything you need to know about hoarding canned food and bottled water. Watch the video at WYOY.news!
Fri, November 04, 2016
November 4, 2016
Hell freezes over, the FBI announces a crippling sense of deja vu, and the nation collectively holds its breath until either next Tuesday or the sweet release of death (whichever comes first).
Fri, October 28, 2016
October 28, 2016
Chris hits the road to see how the Presidential Election is playing out in Middle America and/or to see Hamilton in a city where you can actually get tickets.
Sat, October 22, 2016
October 21, 2016
This week's episode was delayed by Friday's massive internet outage, but don't let that stop you from reliving the highs and lows (mostly lows) from this week's news!
Fri, October 14, 2016
October 14, 2016
The nation proves its innocence is still intact by expressing genuine shock at this week's revelations about Donald Trump. Did the man who bragged about committing sexual assault numerous times actually commit sexual assault numerous times? The answer will apparently surprise you!
Fri, October 07, 2016
October 7, 2016
Cool Dad Tim Kaine debates Scary Dad Mike Pence and the whole nation agrees that neither of them will ever be able to replace their real father. Plus the latest episode of Foreign Leaders Say the Darndest Things!
Fri, September 30, 2016
September 30, 2016
A mysterious non-dying woman debates a coke-addled muppet on national television and more breaking news from the end of the Republic.
Fri, September 23, 2016
September 23, 2016
The candidates prepare for Monday's debate while North Carolina deals with its worst crisis since a transgender person had to pee. Plus, fancy trophies for famous people and a reminder that Yahoo is still a thing!
Fri, September 16, 2016
September 16, 2016
The Clinton campaign races to contain the fallout from the revelation that the former Secretary of State housed a previously undisclosed cardiovascular system and other top stories from the week's news.
Fri, September 09, 2016
September 9, 2016
Matt Lauer kills the headphone jack and other top stories from the week's news.
Fri, September 02, 2016
September 2, 2016
Donald Trump proves he's ready for the Oval Office by acting vaguely Presidential for nearly eight whole hours (plus several more reasons to prepare for the apocalypse). More importantly: A new study about dogs!
Fri, August 26, 2016
August 26, 2016
A vengeful God ravages with the people of earth with natural disasters while a vengeful Trump ravages the news cycle with the unnatural disaster of his campaign. All that, plus a look at the planet we'll all be fleeing to if Trump is elected!
Fri, August 19, 2016
August 19, 2016
Full team coverage of the 2016 Olympics from as close to Rio as we're willing to get: Chicago, Illinois. Plus breaking news from the broken GOP campaign.
Fri, August 05, 2016
August 5, 2016
A complete roundup of everyone Donald Trump attacked this week, from a baby who isn't running for President to members of his own party who aren't running for President (yet). Plus an exclusive look at another garbage fire: The Rio Olympics!
Fri, July 29, 2016
July 29, 2016
The Democratic Party descends on Philadelphia for a star-studded convention featuring all your favorite Democrats! Also Hillary Clinton was there.
Fri, July 22, 2016
July 22, 2016
This week Chris covers the Republican National Convention: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
Fri, July 15, 2016
July 15, 2016
An attack in France lets Donald Trump delay the season finale of "The Vice Apprentice" while appearing to have a human soul, a seamless transition of power in the UK makes us wonder if monarchy is such a bad thing, and we mourn those lost to Pokemon Go.
Fri, July 08, 2016
July 8, 2016
A white police officer in [insert city here] fatally shot a black man in the first such incident in [insert number of days here] and Americans were outraged for [insert number of minutes here] before returning to their obsession with a white lady's email.
Fri, July 01, 2016
July 1, 2016
Boris Johnson rides the magic dragon out of the running for Prime Minister of Westeros, an update to the Chris Christie hostage crisis, and Fruit Loops! Fruit Loops! $7 Bowls of Fruit Loops!
Fri, June 24, 2016
June 24, 2016
The U.K. GTFOs, Democrats prove that the most productive thing the House of Representatives can do is sit down, and Donald Trump receives an endorsement from another Donald (whose last name I weirdly emphasize because seriously where did he come from?!).
Fri, June 17, 2016
June 17, 2016
Grab your favorite pillow and get ready to scream into it, because this week's news is chock full of senseless violence and the people who won't do anything about it. Also does coffee fight cancer? Now that's something that sounds vaguely hopeful!
Fri, June 10, 2016
June 10, 2016
This week (like all other weeks) is all about white men in the news: From rape to racism to the nation's first female presidential nominee, there's nothing white men can't deny the existence of! Thankfully there's a white man here to tell you all about it.
Fri, June 03, 2016
June 3, 2016
It was a big week for weekly news: Bernie announced an undead campaign for the Democratic nomination, Donald received a long-awaited endorsement from one of the horsemen of the apocalypse, and New York City prepared for armageddon (via Hamilton).
Fri, May 27, 2016
May 27, 2016
Republicans reject Presidential overreach in their noble effort to give America a good ol' reach around, Donald Trump secures a random number of whackjobs, and Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor. Hodor. Plus the weather!
Fri, May 20, 2016
May 20, 2016
All the latest reasons to never set foot in another airport, plus a Trump-sized block of Trump-related Trump news, Google introduces software that will eventually enslave us all, and buzzy buzz about fall TV buzz.
Fri, May 13, 2016
May 13, 2016
All the latest on Trump, Donald Trump, The Donald, and everyone else with hands big enough to be President. Plus news from Brazil, deep space, and the X-Ray truck that's seen you naked.
Fri, May 06, 2016
May 6, 2016
Chris reports from the WYOY field office in Chicago this week, where he struggles to control both his plosives and his gag reflex while reading the latest vomit-inducing news, including Presumptive GOP Nominee Donald Trump, listeria-infected kale, and anything involving Ted Cruz.
Fri, April 29, 2016
April 29, 2016
What do Donald Trump, dog hugs, and Beyonce have in common? Nothing, except this week's news.
Fri, April 22, 2016
April 22, 2016
A national crisis in New York, the death of a music icon, and all of this week's Trump-related stories mandated by the media cabal profiting off of this year's election.
Fri, April 15, 2016
April 15, 2016
The Democratic candidates debate in New York, Facebook announces the rise of the machines, and enough entertainment news to distract you from the horrors of the world.
Fri, April 08, 2016
April 8, 2016
The Wisconsin Primary, as well as updates from CostCo, Florida, and Iceland and/or Rhode Island.
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