NYMPHOWARS
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Fri, October 11, 2024
CLUB ROOM: Full Length Patreon Preview
Hey there, KNFW Listeners! We're giving you a special full length preview of one our Patreon offerings from www.patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx and reminding you that we have a show tonight Friday October 11th at C'mon Everybody in Brooklyn! Get your tickets here and we'll see ya back on the main feed soon!
Wed, July 10, 2024
KNFW...The Power Of Orange Cock
Theda brings up the power of orange cock and how it is something that she's always talking about. Macy agrees and sings a bit to the tune of a Tori Amos song. The gals go through a lot before the summer vacation. We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx
Thu, July 04, 2024
KNFW...Court Jesters
Some interesting new musical acts emerge and the gals are loving it! A Gen Z edutainment star tells some lies, and Ellen is up to her old tricks...We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx
Wed, June 26, 2024
KNFW...Pod Classics
The gals do some of the usual schtick before they are interrupted by a crazed fan! Can they meet the fan's demands or are they doomed?
Wed, June 19, 2024
KNFW...Fudgie Wudgie Had A Tail
Summer has arrived at the KNFW studio in Philadelphia and the gals are PARCHED!!! A lemonade man is not what he seems, an ad for an ancient phenomena comes through, and some beloved East Coast characters stop by...but will they leave?
Thu, May 30, 2024
KNFW...Legend Has It
This week the gals are in for a rude awakening when Ellen pulls the plug on their show to make room for some new radio hosts! They're hot, they're sexy, and they know a LOT about the love lives of celebs. Can they get their slot back? Only Ellen can answer that!
Wed, May 22, 2024
KNFW...See Ya Later, Alligator
Macy and Theda are stricken with Met Gala fever and need to find a way to afford couture QUICKLY! Theda is visited by a new dentist with an unusual methodology, and Macy is visited by the queen of fashion herself!
Wed, May 15, 2024
AMUSE DOUCHE...Fresh Cannes!
For today's Amuse Douche, Macy calls in live from the red carpet at the 76th annual Cannes International Film Festival.
S3 E69 · Wed, May 08, 2024
KNFW...Fresh Can...
Down the hall from KNFW, a very hangry (hungry + angry!) Terry Gross is trying to get her employees and guests to help her. You see at the very top of her bookshelf is a can of soup she's been wanting to eat for years, but she is just too short to reach it. Will her Gen Z assistant help, or will she be too woke to do her job? What about any of the notables stopping by her office on their way to Heather Locklear's intervention? Find out, on this very special episode of Fresh Air, from WHYY.
Wed, May 01, 2024
KNFW...Live From Los Angeles...
The gals did a live show at The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles! Theda is over the movies and goes all in on music with her new agent, Kelly Osbourne. Macy takes a walk while a series of musicians come through the storied halls of the Elysian and hear Theda's pitch on a new song. Will she hit it big?
Wed, April 24, 2024
KNFW...A Mound Going In, A Mound Coming Out
This episode, the gals try to cure Macy's migraine by snorting some 'Tec, but they may have gotten a bit carried away. Mounds is a sponsor, and Theda fields a call from a rock legend.
Wed, April 17, 2024
KNFW...Ellen Lies Bleeding
The gals ricochet back and forth between topics on this jam packed episode! Macy goes country, Theda goes wild for a new pharmaceutical, and Ellen goes full juicehead, but it's all in a day's work at KNFW!
Wed, April 03, 2024
KNFW...Storyteller's Convention Part Deux
After Macy is detained by the nefarious private police force employed by the storyteller's convention, her only way out is to tell one HELL of a story! Meanwhile, Theda searches high and low for her friend and along the way finds a budding romance and a room of one's own. How will this gripping two parter end?! Only judge Ginger knows the answer!
Wed, March 27, 2024
KNFW...Storyteller's Convention
This week the gals dive deep into the ancient art of storytelling with the help of some fabulous luminaries from the arts and sciences at the "Storyteller's Convention"...conviently located in the D wing of the building!
Wed, March 20, 2024
KNFW...Mucussy Membrane
The gals are joined in the studio by an older woman named Gertrude who tells them her life story and teaches the listener a thing or two about sexuality through the decades.
Wed, March 13, 2024
KNFW...Nut Hunters
Macy and Theda are served with a cease and desist from a very prominent member of young Hollywood. They must look back at their actions and take accountability for what they've been deriving pleasure and healing from.
Wed, March 06, 2024
KNFW...Live From New York...It's Josh Brolin!
Theda is shocked to discover Josh Brolin has stolen her original IP and used it as the premise for a sketch on a network television comedy show! Sponsors include a Gen Z run candle company and a new product from Doctor Bowel.
Wed, February 28, 2024
KNFW...All Of Them Gays
The gals talk Theda's moody new passion project, a film where all of them are gays! But she needs a star...could there be one in the building? Possibly...if only his GIRLFRIEND doesn't get in the way! Let's go!
Wed, February 21, 2024
KNFW...A Stitch In Tyne Steves Nina (AUDIO FIXED)
This week, the gals get an offer they can't refuse. They must use their language skills to come up with Hulu's hottest new property, but will the suits appreciate their efforts?
Wed, February 14, 2024
KNFW...Case Of The Ex
Macy comes in with yet another boyfriend related personality overhaul, but Theda has had enough. To break Macy's destructive cycle of codependent relationships, Theda must scrub through the archive to show her friend the error of her ways.
Wed, February 07, 2024
KNFW...This Is Me...Now!
Theda gets visited by international pop sensation, Jennifer Lopez, while Macy is doing chores in the next room. Will Macy believe Theda even though the diva continuously eludes her? Find out!
Wed, January 31, 2024
KNFW...Presented by KY Brown Lube
The gals talk musical theater, read some very sensual ads, and get a surprise visit by an unknown in the music industry who claims to have the rights to a huge IP!
Wed, January 24, 2024
Amuse Douche : Sundance Edition : All Dogs Go To Lucky Number Slevin
Theda calls in from Park City and talks all the big movies that are ROCKING the slopes
Wed, January 17, 2024
KNFW...The National Association To Say "F*** You, Charles Darwin!"
The gals talk about Macy's trip the to Galapagos, get into the musical genius of ABBA, and speak to one of the strange, charming offspring of a "great" scientist
S3 E55 · Fri, January 05, 2024
KNFW...Macy Got Carol'd
Macy had the strangest experience with a woman named Jennifer...A whirlwind weekend, reminiscent of that movie Carol...New Norman gets COVID. Ellen has a crisis of conscience. And a special call from an old friend.
Wed, December 27, 2023
KNFW...Måneskin on Måneskin
Are you ready to ROCK?!?!? The gals get some good calls when they suddenly get intercepted by Eurovision rockers Måneskin and learn a heartwarming lesson in the process
Wed, December 20, 2023
KNFW...Dr. Jack
This week, Macy talks about her new musical venture ideas and Theda gives some constructive feedback. Sponsored by Carnival Cruise and Moleskine Journals.
Wed, December 13, 2023
KNFW...Actors On Actors
This week the pirates take a break from "KNFW in the Morning" to watch their favorite content of the year...Variety's "Actors on Actors"!
Thu, December 07, 2023
KNFW...Swiss Cheese Encryption
It's a waiting game for our gals this week as Theda expects Erwin's call for their E-wedding. Meanwhile, Macy tries to pass the time with some ads and calls to...the past???
Thu, November 30, 2023
KNFW...I Don't See Women, Just Stacks of Canvasses
The time has come for Theda to get MARRIED!!!! Macy brings in a big time Hollywood makeup artist for the special day but will technical problems throw a wrench into the proceedings? Tune in to find out!
Thu, November 16, 2023
"Sue" Chef
Somewhere between Amuse Douche and KNFW comes this episode where Lisa Lampinelli stops by and gives us some of the old school insult/c*m sl*t comedy for which she became famous and has since given up. Subscribe to Apple TV+!!!
Fri, November 10, 2023
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #5 Dual Lipa Presents Ventriloquist
The gals chat about jail calls, Adele, and Twitter expression on this slightly longer Douche
Thu, November 02, 2023
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #4: Cousin Stacy Taught My Class
Another Amuse Douche in the wall! We'll be back with full episodes November 15th and until then we're on Patreon every Saturday
Thu, October 26, 2023
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #3: To Hell With Tap To Pay! (I'm Giving Blood Away!)
The gals talk tap to pay, Lydia Tar, and Spooktacular Frightober in this minisode coming at you a day late and a dollar(?) short!
Wed, October 18, 2023
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #2 10/16/23
Another Amuse Douche during our absence from the main show.
Wed, October 11, 2023
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #1 : Toilet Coke
Episode 1 of the current Volume of Amuse Douches! A fun little wharp speed chat about movies, parties, and how badly we could use a newspaper for our snotty little noses! Love ya! Come to C'mon Everybody 10/13/23 at 7:00 or 9:00
Wed, October 04, 2023
Our Little Announcement
Hey Y'all! We're taking a short break from October 4th (today) to November 15th (6 weeks from today). We know that's a bummer, but Macy is finishing her record and Theda is finishing her movie and the last thing we want to do is to produce sub par episodes for you guys. We will continue to post weekly "Club Ellen" episodes on Patreon, and we'll do weekly "Amuse Douche" check ins on the main feed, but full KNFW eps will be back November 15th. We're sorry for the shock but it'll be better in the long run trust us! We love you so much, keep strokin, and say hi to Kathy when you see her!
Wed, September 27, 2023
KNFW...Philly Folsom
This week, the ladies are bummed they have to miss the sexy festivities at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, so they turn to the phones to get the scoop! Also the autumn rains are hitting the studio hard, so WHYY is trying its hardest to fundraise (without the help of Terry!)
Wed, September 20, 2023
KNFW...What's Eating Leo DiCaprio?
In this ep, the gals get some high profile sponsors from arts and crafts to pop and punk! Macy tells a wild story of a sexual escapade, and Theda is dubious about an in studio guest
Wed, September 13, 2023
KNFW...How I Met Not Your Father
The terrifying diety/little kid Norman has found a creative way to get around SAG AFTRA and WGA strikes with a new NBC program. Meanwhile the girls get ready for fashion week.
Wed, September 06, 2023
KNFW...The Private Tumblr Journal of the Antichrist
Talkin' bout TILLING your soil and TELLING your story! This week the gals chat about their new hobbies for a bit, then Ellen joins them in the studio to talk about her latest comedy special and her special new spirituality
Wed, August 30, 2023
KNFW...Al's Booze Bus
This week, cash rules everything around our gals and they have ad reads up the wazoo! Macy gets creative from a Red Bull high, Theda likes drink over smoke, and Oscar Isaac just wants a little smooch.
Wed, August 23, 2023
KNFW...A Mongolian Lamb Collar On An Elegant Older Woman
This week the gals talk body hair, some fabulous phone plan perks, and talk to heart head Karol G (not THAT one) about her devotion to Normanism and vampirically sucking the life out of young men
Wed, August 16, 2023
KNFW...The New Norman
This week the gals talk home intruders, big pharma, and the state of the world with a special guest appearance by a wholesome 12 year old kid named Norman who may or may not know the future of humanity. Long live the New Norman!
Wed, August 09, 2023
KNFW...Before The Flapper With Caitlyn Jenner
The pirate feed catches our old pal Caitlyn on Terry Gross talking witch economies and getting groped by Louie CK. Then it's Caitlyn's turn to put down the miniature helicopters and pick up the headphones as she takes over the decks of the legendary KNFW studio. Hold onto your trucker hats! KNFW is back!
Wed, August 02, 2023
KNFW...After Hours...Ohr My God Sohr Much
We're still clockin in AFTER HOURS on the main feed for a few more weeks, and on this edition we talk Emrata & Troye, melancholy cock on Fire Island, and sucking out the truths of the universe. KEEP ON STROKIN THAT ****!!!!
Wed, July 26, 2023
KNFW...After Hours...Baby I Swear It's Déjà Vu
Another After Hours Ep where we answer your calls to the best of our abilities. Today, Macy swears she's got psychic abilities when it comes to HBO Max (Just Max now), and Theda hints that her next project may involve LGBT hero Jake Cruise! Anything goes, baby...
Wed, July 19, 2023
KNFW...After Hours...Nobody's Checking On Glints
Well hello, we've hacked our own pirate feed to bring you something in between our terrestrial radio program and our air cloud internet patreon show! This is just us kicking it in the studio after hours, practicing the art of conversation, talkin Beyonce, Mission Impossible, and being a glint in an eye!
Wed, July 12, 2023
Full Length Patreon Episode: Ellen Project Hotline #13.2 aka 14
Well, the pirate bootlegger failed us this week and couldn't get ahold of the feed so Reba stepped in and uploaded a full length Patreon episode! Please enjoy and we will be back next week with a brand new KNFW!
Wed, July 05, 2023
KNFW...Elbow Deep In The Heart Shaped Box
The gals talk death of the planet as told through a TikTok, hot new NYC restaurants, and even HOTTER NYC skater bros. Plus they snagged an exclusive chat with the queen of pop Madonna Louise herself.
S3 E40 · Thu, June 29, 2023
KNFW...All Tec'd Up at the Meat Rack
The girls have boarded a shuttle helicopter with a duffel full of Nurtec and are off to help their friend Terri Gross — who's disappeared to the Fire Island Pines during peak Pride! One problem...a young artist is doing performance art on the helipad. Will shuttle pilot Jamie Kennedy (not that one) stick the landing? And if not...what fate lies in store for our two gals, outside of the studio together for the first time — a special 40th episode of KNFW Nymphowars....sponsored by Nurtec!
Wed, June 21, 2023
KNFW...Pobody's Nurtec
Macy exhibits some strange and disturbing new behaviors while Theda gets to the bottom of a hot new drug scandal. Also in the hour: pop songs are back, Terry's gone wild, and we don't really listen to the show, but we hear it's great! KNFW starts NOW!
Wed, June 14, 2023
KNFW...Plenty O Fish
The gals talk kink at pride and why "hammering" is all the rage before Theda gets a call from her mysterious new beau
Wed, June 07, 2023
KNFW...Give Him The Spear
Happy Pride!!! Target faces backlash, Fire Island is flourishing, and Terry's in one of her moods...take cover!
Wed, May 31, 2023
KNFW...Ageism(nt) An Issue For Generation Z
The gals try some new inventions from some iconic sponsors and Madonna Louise calls in to clock us on our Padams!
Wed, May 24, 2023
KNFW...The Library of BBL
Macy recounters her strange trip to Sri Lanka with Mr. Beast, and then the gals explore a strange library Theda discovered underneath the studio, staffed by mysterious hooded strangers. One by one, they pull down the classics of world literature only to discover the book's contents have been replaced by a mysterious phrase..."Dua Lipa..." What could it mean? And how can they escape before it's too late?
Wed, May 17, 2023
KNFW...Sexy Beast
Mr. Beast and Bacardi 151 present the Lamborghini and Ocular Surgery contest with WHYY Philadelphia! A classic radio contest with some colorful contestants and some wonderful prizes!
Wed, May 10, 2023
KNFW...A Vision Of Hell
Lot's of big news today! Bud Light has finally switched over to wine bottles, Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum become sponsors, and we hear from Stefanie; a troubled young woman who just wants to be loved.
Wed, May 03, 2023
KNFW...A Balm In The Palm
Budweiser and the ACLU might be suing the girls, but that doesn't mean it's not still a sorta fairytale with them! Macy gets too drunk, Theda tries to help, and an old friend pops out of the woodwork.
Wed, April 26, 2023
KNFW...Opening Up The Conversation
If there's one thing we need to do in this crazy, mixed up world today, it's TALK! The truck lovin' gals know that all too well...Jeffree Star stops by, Anheuser Busch sponsors, and Macy tells a chilling story describing how she spent the pandemic.
Wed, April 19, 2023
KNFW...Sh*tting Up
Theda comes back from her whirlwind romance with Sharon Stone to join Macy at the old KNFW studio. Macy has made a mess of things, but the girls clean the place up together and get back into the groove.
Wed, April 12, 2023
KNFW...A Rendezvous with Bunny
Theda sips champagne with her vermillion cusp the actress Sharon Stone on a balcony in Paris, while Macy struggles to find the patience to address her callers alone back in the KNFW studio. Fortunately Sharon has a radio extender tower on hand, and Theda is able to call into Macy and get some much needed advice on lesbian lovemaking. Meanwhile Sharon's trans kid Bunny needs some advice of her own, and she thinks Theda might be just the one to give it.
S3 E28 · Wed, April 05, 2023
KNFW...The Vermilion Cusp
Macy reveals a hidden talent...the ability to read the charts of the Zodiac. Theda asks a personal question. The Zodiac does not lie: she will either be granted her dearest wish, or she will die. There can be no way of knowing which outcome will triumph. Fortunately her Saturn is in return -- as a lowlife janitor reveals his deep secret, and pays the price.
Wed, March 29, 2023
Full Length Patreon Episode: KNFW After Hours...Madonna's Last Supper
The road is an unforgiving mistress and the gals had to sit this week out due to unforseen circumstances. But here is a full length episode from their Patreon offerings!
Wed, March 22, 2023
KNFW...Good Boy
Macy is dodging paparazzi because of her celebrity new beau and the gals have to navigate the complicated world of sexual politics.
Wed, March 15, 2023
KNFW...Siphoning Cash With Grandma
Magic Mike's Last Dance disappoints Theda but thrills Macy, Barnes & Noble has a unique new business strategy and Macy's grandma has a stern message from beyond the grave.
Wed, March 08, 2023
KNFW...Becky Has Two Toilets
In this broadcast, the two gals lament on the state of the world right now for a "certain kind of family", and Macy might be cursed by a neighbor.
Wed, March 01, 2023
KNFW...Milk Cheek
Oh, the horror! First the ladies talk filmmaking, then leering at the gym, then a quick detour into regional surgeries before a guest of unspeakable terror pops by. Patreon: https://patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx
Wed, February 22, 2023
KNFW...Sucking The Winner's Way
The gals find out how to rise to the top and fall to the bottom with the enigmatic, ephemeral "presence" of author and motivational speaker Leil Lowndes. Dr. Buccal calls in to shed some light on his controversial new surgery, and a "Friends" reboot may be in the offing!
S3 E22 · Wed, February 15, 2023
KNFW...Double Massage
After a brief and topical discussion of the 2023 Grammy Awards, Macy arranges to have an enigmatic male masseur named Rudolfo come over and give them both a massage at the same time. Hijinks ensue.
Wed, February 08, 2023
KNFW...Mrs. & Mrs. Smith
All MOVIES, all the time! The gals are talkin' Hollywood pitch machine today, churning out brilliant ideas on their own and listening to callers to hear what the people wanna see. One thing's for sure, Andrea Riseborough is a comic to watch!
Wed, February 01, 2023
KNFW...Green Lights
The gals conjure a "Magic" film star via a combination of tantric chanting and liquid alchemy. The star appears to be "Dazed and Confused" but nothing is as it appears in this "Interstellar" journey. Check out Patreon.com/Nymphowarsxxx for bonus episodes and macyrodman.bigcartel.com for merch!
Wed, January 25, 2023
KNFW...Big Joe's Bakery
Theda can't get Macy to tell the truth about her new beau (or her new accent) and suspects she's joined a sex cult. A trucker calls in with big time tea about the nasty old jokester, James Franco. Robert Pattinson smells like crayons. All talk, all the time! And check out our new Patreon series "KNFW After Hours..." at Patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx
Wed, January 18, 2023
KNFW...Meet The Pirates
To the best of my knowledge, the gals discussed Bebe Rexha, and bestiality with lions, leopards, and whales. I'm so sorry but a lot of the transmission was cut off because I'm in a radio dead zone gosh darnit and I've only heard second hand from other friends that there was a great discussion about spindrift sodas, sadly lost to time forever.
Wed, January 11, 2023
KNFW...The Power of Sia
The pop sensation Sia Furler crashes the studio to share some of her gift for song with us on the topics of the day.
Wed, January 04, 2023
KNFW...God?
On this very special episode, Macy and Theda invite two guest representatives from the Catholic church to discuss what God means to them. Macy gets some dating advice for the New Year, and the gals discuss what's to come this season on Paramount Plus! Sponsored by Pirates...
Wed, December 28, 2022
KNFW...Getting in on the Ground Floor with Damien Hirst
The ladies touch briefly on holiday cheer but keep that to a minimum to make room for beauty and bloodshed. Macy wins the lottery, Theda gives an impassioned speech about piracy, and Barbie simply has no organs.
Wed, December 21, 2022
KNFW...RPX
Macy gets married live on air to Bill's coiled up penis.
Wed, December 14, 2022
KNFW...Devil's Bane
Why is life fun? It's fun because you hang out with your friends, you talk about this and that. Don't even worry what you're doing in life, just relax and enjoy the art of LIFE...With KNFW, in the morning. Ann Dowd is annoying us again. What else is there to say.
Wed, December 07, 2022
KNFW...Coffee is Fierce, and Bath is C*nt
Theda discovers weekend. Macy pukes from Madonna. Jeanne Dielman tops the polls. Ann Dowd is up to her old tricks. Special visit from the lube ambassador herself okurm? Please, give me a break. I'm trying to live here.
Wed, November 30, 2022
KNFW...Bones Deep
When I was thirteen, I had my first love There was nobody that compared to my baby, and nobody came between us nor could ever come above She had me goin' crazy, oh, I was starstruck She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks (Woo)* She made my heart pound, and skip a beat when I see her in the street and At school on the playground, but I really wanna see her on the weekend She knows she got me dazing 'cause she was so amazin' And now my heart is breakin', but I just keep on sayin' * Starbucks is a coffee company and coffeehouse chain that was founded in 1971. Since its inception, Starbucks has become one of the most successful companies in the world, with a market cap of over $84 billion in 2020. The general public is consuming more coffee than ever , with countless customers going to Starbucks for their drinks. What Ludacris is really trying to say, though, is that he doesn’t need to rely on the caffeine in coffee to fully wake up in the mornings. Caffeine, common in many drinks including coffee, affects one’s brain in a way that makes the consumer more alert. Thus, coffee is mostly consumed earlier in the day or late at night.
Wed, November 23, 2022
KNFW...Don't Say Whey
Whether you're learning to drive, or learning to code, one thing is for sure...freedom of speech and comedy are back. Featuring the longest ad read in the history of the world from the little springy ring you know and love...caribiner (in collaboration with Huda Beauty). And callers *weigh* in on a crucial question -- just what does the word ____ refer to? ripped illegally from the airwaves and uploaded here every week...it's KNFW.
Wed, November 16, 2022
KNFW...Tr*ck F*ck Tr*ns
When life comes at you fast, tend your own garden! It’s your favorite terrestrial radio transsexuals at it again with a little dash of introspection and a surprise pirate broadcast from California Courtney. As they say in Hollywood: Garfunkel and Oates will always be rich.
Wed, November 09, 2022
KNFW...You've Got A Lot of LOVE to Give
An exhausting diva call-in from all around the world. Detroit, LA, Dubai...these are just some the locales visited by our hard working listeners on the road. Lovers of the 90s will enjoy a trip down memory lane with one very special ex stripper and professional widow -- who calls herself the daughter of the witches that we couldn't burn..the one and only "Courtney" from LA...who has got a lot of love to give, if you know what I mean.
Wed, November 02, 2022
KNFW...Better Share Claire
The gals are back at the KNFW offices and it’s back to long haul trucking business as usual! Theda recounts her time trapped in the clutches of meth cooking outlaws, Macy dates a therapist, and TD Bank has a green and white color scheme.
Wed, October 26, 2022
Amuse Douche #8 : I'm Zachary Quinto and I'm Reading Myra Breckinridge
This week, the gals talk star sightings on Fire Island, the lasting legacy of AHS, and Bjork's most shocking turn yet as Marilyn Monroe in Gentlement Prefer Organs!
Wed, October 19, 2022
Amuse Douche #7 : Gwen Stefani Has So Much Brush To Clear
It's hard to remember how it felt before we lived on the farm with our big husband! The girl's talk about Gwen Stefani, The Target Biodome, and the maudlin nature of present day press cycles.
Wed, October 12, 2022
Amuse Douche #6 : Bunny
This is a story about a girl named Bunny. We're talkin Joker origin stories, big dolls, and Justin Long!
Wed, October 05, 2022
Amuse Douche #5 : The 'Blonde' Vaccine
We're talkin' big steamin mounds...and I'm not talking about the movie "Blonde"! But we cover that as well, along with digital monkey pox inseminations, cookware, and Andrew Domenik's new employment program.
Wed, September 28, 2022
Amuse Douche #4: Shag Box
Care for a shag in the Shag Box? Just turn that dial straight to the BBC, mate! The gals chat about erotic talk, sharks, and future roles for Helen Mirren in this latest edition of Amuse Douche!
Wed, September 21, 2022
Amuse Douche #3 : The United States of Uncle Johnny
Why is Mare of Easttown so rundown? Is Guy Pearce actually Veneno? Who is this Uncle Johnny and is he in the room with us now? The answers aren't important...and neither are the questions! Join us on another exciting installment of Amuse Douche!
Wed, September 14, 2022
Amuse Douche #2 : The Triple Wack
We're still in our Amuse Douche era, sis! This time we talk Leo D, Wacky Tilda, and Tom Perrotta's opus "Little Children"!
Wed, September 07, 2022
Amuse Douche #1 : Societhée Collapsamet
Heyyyy...How y'all doin? We have a gap in programming because our schedules have been crazy, but we are filling the gap with these beautiful, flavorful bites called "Amuse Douche"'s! We'll be back soon with the wonderful world of KNFW.
Wed, August 31, 2022
KNFW...Candy Silculture
A woman's face is much like a canvas to makeup artist Scott Barnes, who learned about the joys of man on man sexual love while working with pop singer and actress Jennifer Lopez on a special technique Barnes refers to as "underpainting." Today on Fresh Air, I'll be speaking to Mr. Barnes about his new makeup product: yellow blush. My name is Terry Gross, and this....is KNFW
Wed, August 24, 2022
KNFW...The Sex Lives of College Girls Whose Names Are Ann Dowd
Ann Dowd stops by and talks about a bunch of baloney. Scott Barnes, Fashion Week, Giardia, and a call from a girl whose boyfriend won't stop showing off.
S3 E4 · Wed, August 17, 2022
KNFW...Year of Pugh
This week, the girls are talkin’ Beyoncé Dump Meals, Roald Dahl’s James and the Giant Ass, and the great proctologist Dr. Eli Rothschild. British trucker (G/J)illian calls in with a whale of a problem, and some hot new blockbusters get a good old end of summer shoutout.
Wed, August 10, 2022
KNFW...The Secret World of Supercharged Clean Artistry
Just another day on the road. Well, what can you do? You can listen to KNFW, bootleg edition episode 3. The gals talk about this, talk about that, they even put their foot in their mouth a few times if you'll pardon the expression. Yes well of course there is some stuff about Billie Eilish, but that is because they are old road hogs. They don't know what is cool these days -- but you do, and what is cool? Is to listen to KNFW....in the Morning
Wed, August 03, 2022
KNFW...My Baby's Got an Our Little Secret!
Another day, another drive! Don’t touch that dial, you long haul truckers, your safety is paramount! Our nation depends on the goods you carry and we couldn’t be more grateful. On this episode: Dick takes a fall, Madonna is the queen of “pop”, and Trucker Buck is hopelessly devoted to a big time gay star.
Wed, July 27, 2022
KNFW...in the morning!
KNFW…in the morning! Long haul trucker radio for the flyover country! Theda Hammel and Macy Rodman from the 2010’s classic podcast “Nymphowars” are hitting the airwaves again. This time on TERRESTRIAL RADIO.
S2 E24 · Thu, February 06, 2020
The Out 100: Episode 3 "Traitors"
Two podcasts. Two books. Two spouses. Two Out 100s. Two paths in life. Two trans. Having parted ways after the events on the West Bank, Theda and Macy have dissolved their S-Corp and moved on. Macy's husband, a real estate shark, helped Macy claim all the assets from the old podcast, so Theda is recording her new podcast "F*ck ______." on a microcassette player with her wife Hadar, an Israeli ex-patriate. Meanwhile, Macy's star continues to rise with bookdeals, podcasts, and wealth. The two are further apart than ever, but could an email from Andy Cohen be the thing that brings them back together? FEATURING SPECIAL GUESTS JOHN EARLY, CHARLENE INCARNATE, and ITA SEGEV
S2 E23 · Wed, January 22, 2020
The Out 100: Episode 2 "Real Gays"
The girls join the permanent cast of Andy Cohen's latest Bravo reality tv show " Real Gays of New York " in an attempt to rehabilitate their image, but quickly discover that doing so puts them in an extremely precarious ethical position. Macy and Theda differ in their approach to the delicate situation, and both pursue their own strategy to mixed effect.
S2 E22 · Fri, January 10, 2020
The Out 100: Episode 1 "Mockery"
The girls are back with a three episode miniseries to lead up to their live events at the Lyric Hyperion in Los Angeles, February 7th and 8th, 2020. On the morning of a Blow Jobin' Experience broadcast, Theda feels a little down because the podcast wasn't included in the Out 100, but Macy has a special plan to cheer her up. Meanwhile, Theda's got an idea for how to make the show more palatable. But after one major on-air blunder, the girls get into even worse shape than before. Will ANYONE help them?
S2 E21 · Sat, September 14, 2019
20.5 Season 2 Epilogue
Macy and Theda look back at all the highs and lows of season 2 of Nymphowars! The gals talk everything from RuPaul cooking behind the scenes to GaGa's mom crashing the bi orgy. Also a slightly crass reminder that our Patreon content will still be coming out even though the main season is over. Thank you all for listening. Breed each other into compassion...have a wonderful day *kiss* Also special thanks to Amy Zimmer who is definitely not heard on this episode but aided in behind the scenes stuff...
S2 E20 · Wed, September 04, 2019
The Fisting Special Fisting Special
The epic sporting event you've all been waiting for. Three rounds. High stakes. A gathering of beloved friends. Will the wrath of Dua Lipa be appeased? Tune into find out. Thank you all for another wonderful season. Love, Macy and Theda.
S2 E19 · Thu, August 29, 2019
Bon Appetit
America's favorite kitchenista Claire Saffitz is back with an all new episode of the hit series "Gourmet Makes" from the Bon Appetit test kitchen. At the insistence of her friends and colleagues, she's taking on her hardest challenge yet...a confection so crucial and beloved that some of her tasters might literally die if she messes up. Can she succeed, or will she break down once and for all? Find out on this week's Nymphowars.
S2 E18 · Wed, August 21, 2019
The Fisting Special Casting Special
The girls were invited to record an episode of their podcast live before an audience of mostly naked strangers at the Inferno sex party. After a spin around the room they proceed to completely lose their audience over the course of an hour. If you were there, relive all the happy memories now, and if you weren't--live them for the first time, only on Nymphowars.
S2 E17 · Wed, August 14, 2019
Bucket List
Weird guy Berrigan guides the girls up to Spencer Lake where they sit and talk about Macy's trip to Alaska, and Theda's apprehensions about the upcoming fisting special.
S2 E16 · Wed, August 07, 2019
Marlo's Dream
In episode 11 of this season, we conducted a group interview to find and hire a new writer for our show. While there were a handful of decent candidates, no one wowed us quite like Marlo St. John, and amnesiac, bleeding from the side of her head, whose only possession was a 2014 appointment book with a single entry--that of the Nymphowars interview. We hired her on the spot, and are proud to present the first episode fully authored and directed by our friend and colleague, Marlo St. John.
S2 E15 · Wed, July 31, 2019
Unclockable You (feat. SSION and Paul Cupo)
Macy got a targeted instagram ad for a specialized tucking tape called "Unclockable you" and so the girls decided they should try it out. Joining them are Cody Critcheloe (aka SSION) and Paul, who have never tucked before. Join the four of them as they quite literally put it on, walk around, and take it off. Only on Nymphowars.
S2 E14 · Wed, July 24, 2019
Sucking Dick and Cock with Jacqueline Novak (and John Early)
Jacqueline Novak's off broadway stand up show "Get On Your Knees" is the best shit we ever did see and we were lucky enough to chat with her, her director John Early, and her boyfriend, comedian Chris Laker after a Saturday matinee. Much like Jacqueline's show, this episode includes many topics in addition to oral sex, including Tom Cruise and the Ravioli Store, celebrity child names, and what it means to be a "Comic's Comic." This show is Nymphowars approved. And would be Jeffree Star approved, if he were still alive.
S2 E13 · Fri, July 19, 2019
Murder On The Stupid Bitch Express: Conclusion
With a dead body on board, and no authorities for miles around, podcaster Th3da H8mmel has no choice but to take the investigation into her own hands. After what surely is one of the most thorough and clinical group interrogations the world has ever known, she shares her theories with those on board. Who killed Jeffree Star, and does anyone care? Find out on this special 70 minute episode of Nymphowars.
S2 E12 · Wed, July 10, 2019
Murder On The Stupid Bitch Express
Everything was set for Theda to have a pleasant train ride up the coast. She had a book, a bed, and her BEST friend Cait in charge...but something's amiss on the Coastal Starlight Express. For starters, it's crawling with D list celebrities. Chief among them? The notorious Jeffree Star, who's received a menacing threat scrawled in his own lipstick and demands Theda's help tracking down the perpetrator. Can she help him, or is it already TOO LATE? Find out on part 1 of this Nymphowars Mystery Exclusive.
S2 E11 · Wed, July 03, 2019
Writer's Room
After a season and a half of programming, the gals run out of ideas and need to outsource. With Macy out of the office, Theda holds an open call for writers and gets a mixed bag to say the least!
S2 E10 · Wed, June 19, 2019
The Interview Pt 2: Macy on Theda
Much like the 1998 Craig Monahan Australian film of the same name, this episode was recorded with the eternal search for knowledge at its core! Macy asks Theda questions about life, art, and Geotran, and Theda answers those questions...sometimes with honesty and sometimes with diarrhea. Everything you could ever want to know, and much much more.
S2 E9 · Wed, June 12, 2019
The Interview Pt 1: Theda on Macy
Much like the Seth Rogen/James Franco Vehicle of the same name, this episode was recorded with the eternal search for knowledge at its core! Theda asks Macy questions about life, art, and mysterious circumstances, and Macy answers those questions...sometimes with honesty and sometimes with riddles.
S2 E8 · Wed, June 05, 2019
...RECONCILIATION!
The feud that rocked the podcasting world finally reaches it's sexy conclusion with the help of Hal Sparks and professional mediator Lorelei Ramirez. That's all folks!
S2 E7 · Wed, May 29, 2019
...FEUD!
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S2 E6 · Wed, May 22, 2019
The US Army Presents The USO Aircraft Carrier Concert Series Presents VH1 Storytellers: Nymphowars
You spoke? We listened, and are proud to announce a full revival of Vh1's lapsed property "Storytellers" in coordination with the U.S. Army and the United Service Organizations. Over 20,000 navy troops requested the first booking be of Johnny "Cougar" Mellencamp, and, well? We couldn't say no. But in fact we did not book Mellencamp and went with the ladies of Nymphowars instead who regaled a small but happy crowd with stories of more famous artists, and the hits that inspired the hits. Happy fleet week.
S2 E5 · Wed, May 15, 2019
Cracking Tatigate: A Nymphowars Investigative Report
The ladies of Nymphowars apply their razor sharp true crime podcasting skills to the scandal of the century: Tati Westbrook’s furious takedown of James Charles and its ensuing uproar. To aid them in their explanation, the girls have called upon the sage counsel of their wisest friends to answer such pressing questions as: who or what is a “Tati”? Is “Halo Beauty” a nutriceutical? It is chill to accuse your gay teen friend of sucking too much dick and cock when you are an old woman? And many many more. If you liked the hit podcast Serial, or even listened to a single episode of it (we have done neither) well you are going to simply love this kind of “NPR presents” style presentation of the week’s most hottest of shits.
S2 E4 · Wed, May 08, 2019
Tracy
Two transsexual podcasters must forge a path through treacherous obstacles to make their way to paradise in an epic journey of gargantuan proportions. Theda and Macy must use every tool at their disposal to survive the unyielding battle that is laser hair removal. Tracy, their longtime friend and laser technician at the Berkowits School (not sponsored), might just be their only hope. Let’s join them on their journey...
S2 E3 · Wed, May 01, 2019
The Blow Jobin' Experience
Welcome to The Blo Jobin’ Experience!!! The chit chat show that will live on our Patreon every Saturday from here into perpetuity! You will still be able to get all the zany romps, story times, and field pieces for free, but don’t be scared to peek behind the paywall at our talk show that will feature guests, call ins and more! Today we talk poop, Fergie’s predatory past, and poop transplants....sorry!
S2 E2 · Wed, April 24, 2019
Kill Drag Race Part II: Is She Bugs?
In the thrilling conclusion of Nymphowars’ bombastic two part season opener, Theda fights her way to the final showdown against the Drag Race Illuminati. With Macy’s fate on the line, Theda must outwit the remaining judges, and RuPaul himself all the while preparing to nail the final lipsync for her life. Will she slay the drag patriarchy or sashay off this mortal coil? There’s only one way out alive...
S2 E1 · Wed, April 17, 2019
Kill Drag Race
Macy is trapped in a frenzied state of catchphrase madness and can’t stop speaking in the cursed drag lingo popularized by the television phenomenon “Rupaul Presents: The Drag Race”. Theda has no choice but to seek guidance from an unlikely ally, Caitlyn Jenner, and go stealth as a contestant on the competition reality show as an undercover vigilante to stop the show’s nefarious influence and save her friend! One by one Theda must defeat the big wigs at the top of the drag industrial complex all while slaying the competition to win the show and gain access to the inner sanctum.
S1 E20 · Sat, January 05, 2019
Beers, Bras, And Boobs: An Evening with Matthew McConaughey
Theda has been gravely injured doing a field piece in Texas while visiting friend-of-the-show Matthew McConaughey. It's up to Macy to assemble the archived footage into an episode worthy of the season finale. The resulting footage takes us on a deep dive into the dark personal history of actor and vaudevillian Matthew McConaughey, who has taken up residence in Amarillo Texas to perform his biographical one man show Beers, Bras, and Boobs for the next six years.
Wed, December 26, 2018
Ellen Has Still Got It
The girls hang out in Macy's room as she oils herself in unguents, chatting about Ellen's work in If These Walls Could Talk 2 and how they would update the franchise for today. Also mentioned, the planned Nymphowars hiatus for January/February, Patreon issues, and some surgery forecasting. Ellen does not have sperm.
S1 E18 · Wed, December 19, 2018
A Flylady Christmas
Be a fly on the wall as the girls track the material for their Christmas special "A Flylady Christmas." Theda just isn't in the Christmas spirit and hasn't gotten Macy a gift. Plus her sink is filthy...What will she do? Just when all is lost, Flylady arrives to impart a very special lesson. What happens then will bring together many famous celebrities including it-girl Dua Lipa and influencer Nikkie Tutorials in a Christmas saga for all ages. This episode has a very stupid premise. If you're confused please reach out to @nymphowarsxxx on twitter.
S1 E17 · Wed, December 12, 2018
PSSS (A Poem, A Story, A Song, A Sound)
Have you ever heard of "The Moth"? If you haven't, well, it is a podcast about one thing we all love and that is stories. Many love moth, notleastofwhich Nymphowars. But what's better than just stories? Uuhhhh how about also having poems, songs, and sounds!!! Take that "moth." Listen as the girls wipe their ass with moth. F*ck moth. This episode is brought to you by Poems, Stories, Songs, and Sounds. "Poems, Stories, Songs, and Sounds...without them? big sad!"
S1 E16 · Wed, December 05, 2018
Two Discarded Chunks
In two discarded chunks the girls discuss amphetamine addiction, trans health clinics, and Madonna's masculinity. The episode ends with another celebration of Macy's birthday, because the second chunk was cut for time from last week's episode. This episode is sponsored by My Field. O Field, My Field, what a great field you are. Let's hear it for my field.
S1 E14 · Thu, November 29, 2018
Eggland's Best
The girls take questions from the rabble and then introduce the world to a very special game. Their friendship is sorely tested. Can either trans survive without the other? Can they make up before Macy's Birthday?? Tune in for a thrilling and heartwarming episode of Nymphowars with special guests. This episode is sponsored by Games. "Games. Want to play a fun game? Try Games."
S1 E13 · Thu, November 22, 2018
M Face for the Hamm Ace
The girls visit their friend M in her hotel room, where she is recovering from major elective surgery. One thing leads to another and Theda ends up having a great revelation. A low key chatty episode to kick off the holiday season. Just hang out.
S1 E12 · Wed, November 14, 2018
Live from the 24th Annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Nymphowars comes to you live from the sidelines of the 24th annual Victoria's Secret Fashion show. The brass have learned their lessons from the uproar and cast a trans model...but at what cost? The gals receive feedback on their funny skit from some old friends, then embark on the true crime mystery of the decade: just who is SaigeLee43 and why does she love fucking and/or sucking a dick she shouldn't? Find out on this week's very special episode of Nymphowars.
S1 E11 · Wed, November 07, 2018
What's A Hunty?
The gals chat about Glenn Close crying like a baby, a Cronenberg monster who does catcalls, and a very surprising reinterpretation of The Shape of Water. But when Stephen Colbert asks Macy about some youth vernacular, things go awry.
S1 E10 · Wed, October 31, 2018
History Of 'Wars
Join Narrator Kevin Poop as we take a look back at the fascinating history of the podcast we know today as "NYMPHOWARS". We look back at iconic and rare clips from some of the girls' previous radio ventures from 1930's radio plays up to that time the girls recorded while being abducted by a rather famous serial killer.
S1 E9 · Wed, October 24, 2018
Edible Ass Paint
Magda accompanies the girls to the local Sephora where they scour the store for some crucial supplies. Theda gets attacked by a bug. Macy gets "Weird." No political current events mentioned. This episode is sponsored by Pat McGrath (Pat McGrath).
S1 E8 · Wed, October 17, 2018
FlyLady
Tinder stalkers, generation Z's, glam life gurus, and the death of the planet, plus a visit from a very special lady, and the death of a beloved granny. This episode is sponsored by Flylady.net. "Are you living in CHAOS (can't have anyone over syndrome??) try Flylady's helpful tips for keeping your mind tranquil and your home spotless. Our daily newsletter will tell you all you need to know about how to avoid diseases. Visit Flylady.net for more information. Buzz buzz buzz!"
S1 E7 · Wed, October 10, 2018
Why Did You Do That To Me? A Star Is Born Review
I have one question...and it goes a little something like this: why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? Why did you DO that...WHY did you do that??? This and all episodes of NYMPHOWARS are sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"
S1 E6 · Wed, October 03, 2018
Roll Me Off The Boat Like Osama Bin Laden
Nymphowars' first field piece. The girls take a late night walk to a local cemetery where the presence of the buried dead inspires a sombre reimagining of the movie Titanic featuring only Old Rose and "Friendly Bill" Paxton. A Star Is Born gets some obligatory mentions in preparation for next week's ASIB blitz. Cyndi Lauper makes a brief cameo. Bjork sucks. This episode is sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"
S1 E5 · Wed, September 26, 2018
Thin Puffed Cakes
This episode is mostly just a series of funny sounds.
S1 E4 · Wed, September 19, 2018
Trans Pee Lake
Wow, many special guests on this one. Felicity Huffman drinks an entire lake and pisses it back out again in classic movie Transamerica. Patti Lupone on coke? I guess anything goes! Caitlyn spills the secrets of her life, while Matthew McConaughey takes his career in a new direction. Finally, Ellen tries real hard to fuck Tig Notaro. Will she succeed? Find out on this star studded ep of NYMPHOWARS
S1 E3 · Wed, September 12, 2018
I Was Raised In the Back of a Cab
Chase me once, shame on you. Chase me twice, I have to become your lawfully wedded wice* (*wife). Macy takes a ride in a hell cab while Theda blows a man on the eve of his marriage. Jerod Leto dies a terrible death. Pokemon GO to the polls.
S1 E2 · Wed, September 05, 2018
In the Glass of Her Boudoir
Exploring the Ariana Grande. James Ivory's old yellow jizz. Chelsea Clinton locks up her mom. Whether you're gay straight or bi, lesbian transgender life, just remember this one thing: you are nothing and will always be nothing to me. Teamster talk. Pose on FX. Pose on FX. Pose on FX. Britney Spears and the 5 smells.
S1 E1 · Wed, August 29, 2018
Bi Orgy
Big sexy man hits up Macy to invite her to "please come to Bi Orgy." Hamm, big slut, will do anything for love. The sexy girls reminisce about sexuality during drag times. All this and more on very special episode of NYMPHOWARS
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