Some beers deserve a toast. Others deserve a full-blown feature film. Welcome to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast where hosts Jon and Harrison crack open wild beer names and brew them into even wilder movie pitches. Every week, we take a beer (or five), let our imaginations run drunk, and craft the most absurd, over-the-top, and occasionally Oscar-worthy cinematic concepts you’ve ever heard. From action-packed blockbusters to horror-fueled fever dreams and rom-coms with more foam than substance—nothing is off-limits.
Wed, April 16, 2025
What happens when you combine five beers, zero budget, and two podcast hosts who legally shouldn’t be left unsupervised? You get Fast Five #29 — a wild ride of beer-inspired movie pitches you’ll either love… or deeply regret voting for. This week’s cinematic disasters include: •Giggle Water — A mockumentary where CEOs accidentally save the world after drinking LSD-laced water during a charity 5K. •Vortex Hands — The worst superhero name ever. The best punching power known to man. •SCIENCE! — Aliens gave humans the gift of science… and they’re really starting to regret it. •Glitter and Doom — A 10-year-old dance troupe accidentally summons a demon — and has to dance-battle it back to hell. Plus: We’re sipping Lightning Drops from Resident Culture Brewing (Charlotte, NC) — an absolute hazy IPA banger. ⚠️ VOTE FAST — We’re recording the next episode one day after this drops — so get to Instagram and vote in the poll before it’s too late. Poll Choices: • Giggle Water • Vortex Hands • SCIENCE! • Glitter and Doom Want Hound on the Loose to survive from the vault? DM us your pick — it counts. Follow us on socials so we can keep dodging ad reads for meat-scented dog toothbrushes and psychic vitamins for cats: Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ Website → https://beermethatmovie.com/ Leave us a voicemail → https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie #BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #MoviePodcast #CraftBeerPodcast #ResidentCulture #LightningDrops #HazyIPA #ComedyPodcast #IndiePodcasters 00:00 - Intro 02:10 - Recap: Couch Time 12:10 - BOTW: Lightning Drops from Resident Culture 16:27 - Beer #1 - Giggle Water 26:25 - Beer #2 - Vortex Hands 33:27 - Beer #3 - SCIENCE! 41:01 - Beer #4 - Glitter and Doom 47:50 - Beer #5 - Hound on the Loose
Fri, April 11, 2025
Brace yourself for another round of wild beer-fueled creativity in Fast Five #23! This week, we take a dive into Untappd’s latest treasure trove of eccentric beer names and transform them into outlandish movie pitches you won’t see coming. Will Dr. Robot become a sci-fi epic about a rogue AI surgeon? Does Muffin on the Backside take us to a bakery heist gone hilariously wrong? Could Dawn Keeper lead the charge in an apocalyptic fantasy battle? From the shadowy schemes of Crypto Culture to the intrigue of The Madam—is she a cunning con artist or a supernatural force? And don’t forget Super Secret Stairs—a trippy descent into mind-bending mystery or something even weirder? Tune in for unpredictable twists, hearty laughs, and the beer banter you’ve been craving. And remember, one of these beers might just inspire our next full-length feature idea. Cheers to another round of absurdity! #BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #Podcast #MoviePitch #BeerLovers #Untappd 00:00 - Intro 00:37 - Welcome To The Show 01:41 - Recap Back Alley Kitty 06:56 - Beer Of The Week: Cinder by Brewery Bhavana 10:34 - Share Your Beers With Us 11:28 - Fast Five Listener Submissions 15:34 - Beer #1 - The Madam 21:07 - Beer #2: Dr Robot 26:57 - Beer #3: Dawn Keeper 33:53 - Beer #4: Crypto Culture 37:24 - Beer #5: Muffin On The Backside 44:24 - Ultimatum Beer: Super Secret Stairs 50:59 - Picking Our Next Feature Film
Wed, April 09, 2025
What if your college couch… was evil? Two roommates score the ultimate Craigslist futon. It’s soft. It’s supportive. It whispers to them at night. As missed classes pile up and snack bags multiply, one pre-med roommate starts to wonder: Is the couch just comfy, or is it slowly draining their souls? Welcome to COUCH TIME — a slacker horror-comedy where laziness is a curse, chips are a sacrament, and the only way out… is off the couch. This is our 28th feature film, and the people have spoken! You voted this twisted tale into existence, and a huge thanks to Mad Mole Brewing for tipping the scales by sharing it on Instagram. Oh—and did we mention? This is our first-ever THC seltzer feature. So yeah. Buckle up, or better yet… lie down. 📣 Follow Us & Stay Comfy 🌐 Website: https://beermethatmovie.com 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie 🍻 Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie 🎤 Send us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie CHAPTERS 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:41 - Act 1: Free Couch Energy 00:33:14 - Act 2: The Reclining Spiral 01:00:44 - Act 3: Throw Pillow Showdown Tags: #CouchTime #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilm28 #THCSeltzer #MadMoleBrewing #SlackerHorror #ComedyHorror #PossessedFurniture #LazyBoyGoneRogue #YouChoseThis #PodcastMovie #BravoQuotesFromDudes #UntappedChaos
Wed, April 02, 2025
Welcome to Fast Five #28 – the only podcast episode where we pitch five completely original movie ideas based on actual beers, and none of them are safe for the Oscars… or humanity. This week, we recover from the chaos of Stuffed Cheeks (Feature Film #27) and dive headfirst into five new cinematic disasters waiting to happen. We’ve got a Angels vs Demons + Amish thriller, a sentient couch conspiracy, and yes, time manipulation via craft beer. And YOU get to decide which one becomes our next feature film. That’s right — five beers enter, one beer-inspired movie leaves. 🎥 Featured Beers: •Breakaway Blonde – She’s faster than your alibi. •Overcast Café – Coffee, clouds, and possible secrets. •Couch Time – The furniture is alive… and it has thoughts. •Activator – Espionage, and possible anti-DraftKings-Propaganda. •Newfallen – A mystical winter tale or an angelic rumspringa 🎧 Listen now, laugh with us, and then head over to Instagram to cast your vote for next week’s feature film: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie 📈 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe to help us keep this madness going! ⸻ CHAPTER MARKERS: 00:00 - Intro 01:32 - Recap: Stuffed Cheeks 08:16 - BOTW - Hop Beard from Fonta Flora 12:27 - Beer #1 - Breakaway Blonde 20:32 - Beer #2 - Overcast Cafe 26:30 - Beer #3 - Couch Time 33:57 - Beer #4 - Activator 43:32 - Beer #5 - Newfallen 51:54 - Get Ready To Vote #FastFive #BeerMeThatMovie #CraftBeerPodcast #MoviePitches #ComedyPodcast #IndieFilmIdeas #BreakawayBlonde #CouchTime #HopBeard #PodcastVoting #FeatureFilmVoting
Wed, March 26, 2025
What happens when you mix Saw, Hot Ones, and a haunted Golden Corral? You get STUFFED CHEEKS – a horrifyingly hilarious tale of competitive eaters, cursed chicken wings, and one man’s journey to unlock… The Noble Stomach.💀 Hosted in a sinister mansion by an unhinged philanthropist with a vendetta against gluttony, five elite eaters must devour their way through twisted food challenges or face deliciously deadly consequences.Starring our beloved podcast punching bag Brian D, Stuffed Cheeks is Beer Me That Movie’s 27th feature film, and the first to end with someone being literally digested into another dimension.You voted for this chaos. We delivered it hot, greasy, and with way too much wasabi.Catch the full episode now, and don’t forget — you get to vote on what movie we make next!👇🗳️ Voting & behind-the-scenes: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie📈 Tags:#StuffedCheeks #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilm27 #HorrorComedy #FoodHorror #CompetitiveEating #BuddhistSuperpowers #TheNobleStomach #Satire #SplatstickCinema #YouChoseThis #PodcastMovie 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:03 - Act 1: An Invitation to Feast 00:39:57 - Act 2: The Hunger Games (But Way Grosser) 01:07:27 - Act 3: The Last Supper
Wed, March 19, 2025
Buckle up, beer lovers, because this Fast Five takes you on a journey filled with broken promises, overeating disasters, high-altitude smackdowns, and two mystery beers so wild we can’t even say their names out loud. This week, we take five beers and twist them into questionable cinematic gold, proving once again that no beer name is safe from our storytelling chaos. 🍺 Beers Reviewed & Their Totally Logical Movie Pitches: -Pledge: A man who said “yes” to a 2nd grade pledge quickly realizes he made a mistake. -Stuffed Cheeks: An all-you-can-eat buffet with no escape. A horror movie? A survival thriller? A cautionary tale? Yes. -Juice Above the Clouds: A retired pro wrestler just wants a peaceful trip home… but when terrorists take over the plane, he’s the only one who can powerbomb them out of the emergency exit. -Plus: Two mystery beers so absurd, we had to censor them from the description. What are they? Tune in and find out. Will these films ever get made? Absolutely not. But will you laugh your way through them? Yes. Yes, you will. 🍻 Listen, chug along, and tell us YOUR movie ideas! 🎤 Leave us a voicemail on SpeakPipe.com/beermethatmovie 📲 Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie #DrinkResponsibly #MovieIrresponsibly #FastFive #beermethatmovie 00:00 - Intro 02:18 - Recap: Velociraptor Hood Ornament 09:02 - Beer Of The Week: Garage Beer 16:16 - Fast Five Beings 17:09 - Beer #1 - Mocha Madhouse 25:45 - Beer #2 - Juice Above The Clouds 33:00 - Beer #3 - Stuffed Cheeks 40:10 - Beer #4 - Shredding on Dank 46:33 - Beer #5 - Pledge 55:55 - Vote Now!
Wed, March 12, 2025
🚗🦖 What happens when a man obsessed with gasoline-powered muscle cars decides to drill under Philadelphia for the ultimate fuel source? Absolute chaos, that’s what.Welcome to Velociraptor Hood Ornament—the first-ever fan-chosen feature film from Beer Me That Movie! You voted, we delivered, and now we’re bringing this high-octane, prehistoric disaster movie to life.🔥 The Plot:Jett “Gas” Gallows, a rogue car entrepreneur, is sick of electric vehicles dominating the market. Determined to prove that fossil fuels reign supreme, he embarks on a reckless mission to frack Velociraptor-rich oil from beneath Philadelphia. But when his drill punches through to a prehistoric cavern full of living raptors, Jett’s dream quickly turns into a high-speed fight for survival. With dinosaurs loose in the streets, a corporate rival trying to take him down, and a city on the verge of becoming Jurassic Philly, Jett must race against time to stop the raptor-fueled apocalypse.🐉💨 Think Jurassic Park meets Fast & Furious meets There Will Be Blood but somehow even dumber.✨ Why You Should Watch:✅ It’s our first feature film picked by YOU!✅ It features cars, explosions, and way too many raptors✅ We try (and fail) to keep things “grounded”✅ Someone definitely says “Don't you mean... Extinct?”🎙️ Listen now and buckle up for a wild ride!📲 Want to be part of the chaos?Follow us on Instagram @beermethatmovie and tell us what beer should inspire our next film! Or leave us a voicemail at speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie—your idea might just make the next episode.🍻 Cheers, and may your beers be cold and your movies be ridiculous!00:00:00 - Intro00:02:31 - Act 100:21:48 - Act 200:47:32 - Act 301:02:55 - Wrap Up
Wed, March 05, 2025
Get ready, beer-soaked movie lovers! It's Fast Five time again, and this episode is all about YOU! We're diving into the wild world of Untappd to unearth the most outrageous beer names… but this time, the power is in your hands! This isn't just another episode of questionable ideas – it's a democracy of cinematic madness! We’ve wrangled five of the most… interesting… beer names we could find, and each one is a potential goldmine of plot possibilities. This week we have: John Dough: Could this be a tale of doughy detectives? A delicious conspiracy? Or maybe just a really sad pastry? Glass Half Full: Is this an optimistic rom-com? A quirky sci-fi adventure? Or a cynical commentary on the beverage industry? Friend Machine: A buddy comedy gone haywire? A heartwarming tale of robot love? Or a cautionary tale about social media? Velociraptor Hood Ornament: A prehistoric car chase? A Jurassic Park spin-off? Or the story of the world's most confused paleontologist? Smiling High: A stoner comedy of epic proportions? A journey of spiritual enlightenment? Or maybe just a really chill afternoon? The fate of our next movie rests entirely on YOUR shoulders! Which beer name will inspire us to greatness… or at least, to something resembling a film? This is your chance to shape the cinematic destiny of Beer Me That Movie! Jon and Harrison present the options, then you decide! Your vote determines what ridiculous movie we spend a week trying to make a reality! How to Vote (EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!): Head over to our Instagram page (@beermethatmovie) RIGHT NOW! Find the Fast Five #26 voting post. Cast your vote for your favorite beer name in the comments! Voting closes just 24 HOURS after this episode releases, so don't miss out! Your voice will be heard! (Or at least, your comment will be read.) Like this video, Subscribe, and Get Voting! 00:00 - Intro 00:28 - Special Announcement - Vote For Your Favorite 02:38 - Recap - Robot Panda Island 07:48 - Beer Of The Week 11:41 - Not An Advertisement 12:58 - Fast Five Begins 13:39 - Beer #1 - Friend Machine 19:25 - Beer #2 - Glass Half Full 25:31 - Beer #3 - Velociraptor Hood Ornament 31:24 - Beer #4 - John Dough 38:29 - Beer #5 - Smiling High 46:25 - Our Mission For You
Wed, February 26, 2025
WE DID IT! 25 Movies! To celebrate our halfway point (and prove we haven’t completely lost our minds...yet), we’re unleashing our most unpredictable episode EVER: "Robot Panda Island"!This isn’t just a Fast Five OR a Feature Film – it’s both! We're combining our beer-fueled movie madness with a listener-submitted challenge (Thanks, Greg!), and the results are...well, you'll just have to see for yourself.We dove deep into the murky depths of Untappd to find FIVE bizarre beer names, and each one is a building block for the epic, on-the-spot movie you're about to witness:"Robot Panda Island"Logline: A bewildered man awakens pantsless on a mysterious island, only to discover his crew, his mission, and that his beloved Guinevere has been kidnapped by a rogue Robot Panda! Now, they must battle the mechanical menace in a high-stakes game of King of the Mountain to save themselves, and maybe even love.Prepare yourselves for:Untappd chaos: We scour the beer app for inspiration… or madness.Improvised insanity: We make up a movie as we go, piece by bizarre piece.Robot Panda: Need we say more?Pantless protagonists: It's as confusing for him as it is for you.A plot that defies all logic: Seriously, we have no idea where this ends.Join Jon and Harrison as they try to craft a cinematic masterpiece (or at least something that resembles a movie) from the twisted depths of beer-inspired imagination!SUBSCRIBE for more beer-soaked movie madness every week!Comment with YOUR wildest beer-inspired movie idea!And most importantly: Cheers! Thanks for watching!00:00 - Intro00:30 - Welcome To The Show02:12 - Nugget Nectar Recap09:18 - Beer Of The Week12:34 - Marker 114:18 - No Ads Break15:28 - Beer #1 - Endless Shoreline (Setting)19:44 - Beer #2 - The Cap Is Back (Hero)25:30 - Beer #3 - Robot Panda (The Problem)31:35 - Beer #4 - King Of The Mountain (The Mission)41:56 - Beer #5 - Bluetooth 2021 (The Final Scene)52:08 - Final Thoughts
Bonus · Wed, February 19, 2025
It happens to everyone -- we got sick. So in preparation for our big 25th Feature Film, we wanted to share one of our #NotTakes in the Podcast Feed. (There are a handful more of these on Youtube, but now it's time for the world to know about them.) Valentine's Day got you feeling all mushy? We're here to cleanse your palate with a hefty dose of reality – by trashing the cinematic icon of "romance" itself: Titanic. For this #NOTTAKE, we're bravely stating the obvious: Jack and Rose are a terrible couple, their love is built on sand (or, you know, a sinking ship), and Titanic is massively overrated as a romance movie. Prepare for some cold, hard #NOTTAKE facts about: -Jack & Rose's insta-love connection - faster than the Titanic sinking! -The incredibly unhealthy "I'll save you!" dynamic - codependency, anyone? -The blatant emotional manipulation disguised as a sweeping love story. If you still cry during Titanic, maybe this #NOTTAKE will finally dry your tears... or at least make you laugh at how ridiculous the whole thing really is. Come yell at us on Social Media if you disagree! We're ready for your Titanic-sized rage. 🎶 Catch all our #NOTTAKE segments and podcast episodes on Youtube. 🔥 Subscribe for more fiery hot takes on your favorite films! #NOTTAKE #Titanic #ValentinesDay #MovieRoast #ComedyPodcast #MovieReviewPodcast #UnpopularMovieOpinions #BadRomanceMovies #SarcasticReview #FilmComedy
Wed, February 12, 2025
What happens when one man, one blender, and an unholy amount of chicken nuggets collide in a quest for ultimate strength? In our 25th Feature Film, we take Troegs Nugget Nectar and blend it (literally) into a high-protein, high-stakes, high-insanity cinematic masterpiece. Meet Brian, a washed-up weightlifter desperate to reclaim his former glory. When he discovers that blending chicken nuggets into a drinkable nectar allows for impossible muscle growth, Brian skyrockets to the top of the strength world. But with great power comes great… digestive consequences. As Brian's gains grow beyond human limits, science starts to fight back—his body rebels in ways no man should endure. Strange cravings. Avian instincts. And then… the egg. Can Brian break free from his deep-fried destiny before he hatches something truly horrifying? Or is he doomed to be the strongest poultry-based anomaly the world has ever known? In This Episode: • The discovery of nugget-based performance enhancement • Body horror meets bulking season—how much protein is too much? • Our best improv moments from the nugget-fueled madness About the Beer: • Brewery: Troegs Brewing Company • Name: Nugget Nectar • Style: Imperial Amber Ale (with enough punch to fuel a champion) Listen Now for muscle, mayhem, and a poultry-based transformation gone horribly wrong. Connect With Us: • Website: beermethatmovie.com • Instagram: @beermethatmovie • Untappd: BeerMeThatMovie • Voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Drop a comment with your favorite fictional training regimen or tell us how you’d consume an unhealthy amount of chicken nuggets. And as always—blend responsibly, and Beer Me That Movie! 00:00 - Intro 01:55 - Announcement From Jon & Harrison 02:19 - Nugget Nectar Intro 08:37 - Act 1: The Discovery of the Golden Nugget 34:47 - Act 2: The Nugget-Fueled Frenzy 54:09 - Act 3: The Great Chickening
Wed, February 05, 2025
The beer-fueled madness continues in Fast Five #24! This week, we dig into another batch of bizarre Untappd beer names and transform them into the most ridiculous movie pitches imaginable. Will Night Offering lead to an ancient ritual gone horribly wrong? Could Nugget Nectar be a fast-food-fueled revenge thriller? What secrets lie within Family Tree—a wholesome genealogy tale or a dark, twisted lineage? From Freeze Pop—frozen dad experiment gone off the rails—to Bo Knows Tecmo, where an ’80s football legend gets trapped inside a video game, and Attitude Adjustment, the ultimate military drone missile conspiracy, we’ve got all the chaos you never knew you needed! Which beer should inspire our next feature film? Let us know! Leave us a voicemail at www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie and tell us your favorite! #BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #Podcast #MoviePitch #BeerLovers #Untappd 00:00 - Intro 00:38 - Welcome To The Show 02:19 - Recap 08:25 - Beer Of The Week 13:39 - Announcement 14:04 - A Message From Greg! 17:54 - Fast Five Begins: Beer#1 Nugget Nectar 27:26 - Beer #2 - Night Offering 34:59 - Beer #3 - Attitude Adjustment 38:52 - Beer #4 - Bo Knows Tecmo 42:56 - Beer #5 - Freeze Pop 48:24 - Beer #6 - Family Tree 54:56 - Decision Time
Wed, January 29, 2025
In our 23rd Feature Film, we’re transforming Funktastic Mead’s and Beer's “Muffin on the Backside” into a sci-fi cloning extravaganza. Join us as we dive into the story of Muffin—cart girl extraordinaire—who uncovers a sinister plot brewing beneath the country club’s pristine golf course. With clones, chaos, and cartloads of beer, this is one wild ride you don’t want to miss. In This Episode: • How Muffin’s rise from dishwasher to cart girl reveals a dystopian cloning operation • The outrageous clash between Muffin and her “perfected” evil twin • Our favorite jokes and improv moments about rich-people conspiracies and clone warfare Featuring: sinister sex clones, a face-off between Muffin and her evil twin, and golf course conspiracy chaos. This is Muffin on the Backside—the feature film you didn’t know you needed. About the Beer: • Brewery: Funktastic Beer • Name: Muffin on the Backside • Style: Bold, mysterious, and ready for rebellion Double Pastry Stout Listen now for cart girl drama, clone revolts, and just the right amount of ridiculous. Connect With Us: • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Remember to Like, Subscribe, and Leave a Comment on your favorite conspiracy twist or clone moment. And as always, crack a cold one and Beer Me That Movie!
Wed, January 22, 2025
Brace yourself for another round of wild beer-fueled creativity in Fast Five #23! This week, we take a dive into Untappd’s latest treasure trove of eccentric beer names and transform them into outlandish movie pitches you won’t see coming.Will Dr. Robot become a sci-fi epic about a rogue AI surgeon? Does Muffin on the Backside take us to a bakery heist gone hilariously wrong? Could Dawn Keeper lead the charge in an apocalyptic fantasy battle?From the shadowy schemes of Crypto Culture to the intrigue of The Madam—is she a cunning con artist or a supernatural force? And don’t forget Super Secret Stairs—a trippy descent into mind-bending mystery or something even weirder?Tune in for unpredictable twists, hearty laughs, and the beer banter you’ve been craving. And remember, one of these beers might just inspire our next full-length feature idea. Cheers to another round of absurdity! #BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #Podcast #MoviePitch #BeerLovers #Untappd 00:00 - Intro 00:37 - Welcome To The Show 01:41 - Recap Back Alley Kitty 06:56 - Beer Of The Week: Cinder by Brewery Bhavana 10:34 - Share Your Beers With Us 11:28 - Fast Five Listener Submissions 15:34 - Beer #1 - The Madam 21:07 - Beer #2: Dr Robot 26:57 - Beer #3: Dawn Keeper 33:53 - Beer #4: Crypto Culture 37:24 - Beer #5: Muffin On The Backside 44:24 - Ultimatum Beer: Super Secret Stairs 50:59 - Picking Our Next Feature Film
Wed, January 15, 2025
Welcome back to another Feature Presentation of Beer Me That Movie! This week, we’re transforming Stonecloud Brewing’s “Back Alley Kitty” into a wild, time-looping adventure. Join us as we dive into the story of Matt—an expert diver who can’t resist temptation—and Katherine, the cosmic hooker standing between humanity and a mermaid apocalypse (yes, really). In This Episode: • How “Back Alley Kitty” sets off a hilarious repeating night at the bar • The bizarre mix of mermaid warfare, possum transformations, and cosmic interventions • Our favorite jokes and improv bits around Matt’s 50th ahem “conquest” of the year About the Beer: • Brewery: Stonecloud Brewing • Name: Back Alley Kitty • Style: Mysterious, delicious, and perfect for looping nights! Connect With Us: • Website • Instagram • Untappd • YouTube • Apple Podcasts • Spotify Grab a pint, relax, and get ready for a cosmic rom-com like no other—cheers! Remember to Like, Subscribe, and Leave a Comment on your favorite character or moment from the movie. As always, crack a cold one, and Beer Me That Movie! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:37 - Welcome To The Show 00:03:18 - Back Alley Kitty Intro 00:08:48 - Act 1 - Looking for Number 50 00:32:43 - Mid-Movie Mash-Up! 00:53:09 - Act 3 - Can He Save This Kitty? 01:00:42 - Fin
Wed, January 08, 2025
Get ready to pop the top on 2025 with our very first Fast Five of the year! In this episode, we scour the latest Untappd check-ins for beer names so wild, we just have to turn them into off-the-wall movie pitches. From a prophetic possum in “Back Alley Kitty” to a surprise werewolf threat in “Deceptive Creature,” and a bank robbery gone VERY off-track in “Speed Date,” these improv-fueled story ideas are ready to explode onto the big screen.We also take a deep dive into the bizarre box trick from “In Two Pieces,” channel brain-bending broadcasts in “Innervision,” and finally nuke the ocean to free a diver in “Unknown Depths.” Tune in for nonstop laughs, outrageous twists, and plenty of beer banter. And don’t forget—one of these beers will be our next feature-film-worthy blockbuster next week. Cheers to 2025!#BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #Podcast #MoviePitch #BeerLovers #Untappd 00:00 - Intro00:35 - Start The Podcast02:12 - Recap Bills Banana Hammock08:12 - Beer Of The Show - Kirkland Signature Lager11:01 - Connect With Us12:12 - Beer #1 - Back Alley Kitty20:54 - Beer #2 - Deceptive Creature26:46 - Beer #3 - Speed Date33:11 - Beer #4 - In Two Pieces38:18 - Beer #5 - Innervision48:54 - Ultimatum Beer - Unknown Depths
Bonus · Wed, January 01, 2025
Welcome to Podception, the mini-series within Beer Me That Movie where podcasts review podcasts! Using Google Notebook LM, we’re bringing you bite-sized recaps of our most absurd and hilarious Feature Presentation movie pitches. In this episode, we revisit Joint Resolution—the story of a couple on the brink of divorce who inherit a cannabis farm, complete with a bull named Ferdinand. It’s part comedy, part drama, and entirely ridiculous. Whether you’re a longtime listener or brand new to Beer Me That Movie, these short episodes are perfect for a quick laugh and a taste of the cinematic chaos we serve up weekly. Like what you hear? Dive into our full-length episodes for the complete beer-fueled madness! 🎙️ Subscribe for more Podception episodes and weekly laughs. 🍺 Find us on social media: [insert your links here]. 📢 Don’t forget to rate and share if you enjoyed the show! #Podception #BeerMeThatMovie #GoogleNotebookLM #Screenwriting #MovieReview #PodcastReview #ComedyPodcast #IndiePodcast #FeatureFilmRecap
Bonus · Wed, December 25, 2024
Welcome to Podception, the Beer Me That Movie spin-off series where podcasts review podcasts! Using Google Notebook LM, we’re giving you quick, hilarious recaps of our most chaotic Feature Presentations—perfect for new listeners and longtime fans alike. In this episode, we revisit Banana Whale, the utterly bonkers tale of a long lost.... love? It’s equal parts adventure and the first introduction of Harrison's Sexy Nun, with plenty of laughs along the way. Short, sweet, and slightly absurd, Podception is the perfect way to dip your toes into the cinematic chaos of Beer Me That Movie. Like what you hear? Check out the full-length episode for even more beer-fueled brilliance! 🎙️ Don’t forget to subscribe for more Podception episodes and weekly hilarity. 🍺 Follow us on social media: [insert your links here]. 📢 If you enjoyed this, please rate and share to help spread the madness! #Podception #BeerMeThatMovie #GoogleNotebookLM #Screenwriting #MovieReview #PodcastReview #ComedyPodcast #IndiePodcast #FeatureFilmRecap
Wed, December 18, 2024
Our final Feature Presentation of 2024 is here, and it’s bananas! 🍌 This week, we’re diving headfirst into Bill’s Banana Hammock, a wild, laugh-out-loud comedy inspired by Swells’a Brewing’s unforgettable brew. Bill, a divorced dad, stumbles upon a magical banana hammock with wish-granting powers—at a steep (and shrinking) cost. Can he save Christmas and maybe even win back his ex-wife before it’s too late?Plus, we’re ringing in the holidays with some exciting news! 🎄🎆 While this is our last new episode of the year, we’re dropping not one but TWO special “Podception” episodes—coming to your feed on Christmas Day and New Year’s Day. Don’t miss out as we recap and review some of our favorite feature films!💬 Got thoughts on Bill’s Banana Hammock or our upcoming “Podception” segments? Leave a comment or hit us up on social!Cheers to an epic 2024, and here’s to bigger laughs, bolder beers, and crazier movie ideas in 2025! 🍻✨ 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:37 - Welcome To The Episode 00:03:01 - Feature Introduction 00:08:38 - Act 1 00:35:46 - Act 2 01:11:10 - Act 3
Wed, December 11, 2024
🎄🎆 The last Fast Five of 2024 is here, and we’re going out with a bang! This week, we’re unpacking a listener voicemail, raising our glasses to 6 beers that scream Christmas cheer and New Year’s revelry, and sharing two big announcements about special episodes dropping over the holidays. 🎉We’re diving into the holiday spirit with plenty of laughs, wild beer-inspired movie pitches, and a glimpse into what’s coming in 2025. Don’t miss this festive farewell to the year that was!💬 Got thoughts on our upcoming special episode segments? Hit us up in the comments or on social—we’d love to hear your ideas!Cheers to beer, movies, and an even bigger year ahead! 🍻✨00:00 - Intro00:48 - Starting The Show03:58 - Recapping Second Dinner06:12 - A Message From A Fan07:48 - Beer Of The Week13:05 - Beer #1 (Fast Five Begins)19:21 - Beer #225:21 - Beer #332:39 - Beer #440:01 - Beer #550:58 - Ultimatum Beer
Wed, December 04, 2024
🧛♂️ Thanksgiving just got bloody . In this week’s Feature Presentation , we sink our teeth into a movie idea inspired by Maine Beer Company’s Second Dinner ! What starts as a formal holiday dinner turns into a vampire family initiation gone horribly wrong. Can Trash, our garlic-loving protagonist, survive the night and avoid becoming the newest member of his undead in-laws? Or will he be on the menu for dessert? 🧄 Join us as we outline this horror-comedy filled with blood-chilling chases, laugh-out-loud moments, and one hell of a garlic twist! Don’t forget to grab a beer and let us know your thoughts in the comments! Cheers! 🍻 🎥 Highlights: • A vampire Thanksgiving with a deadly “Second Dinner” • Trash vs. the bloodsuckers in a garlic-fueled finale • The perfect mix of horror, humor, and holiday awkwardness 🍺 Beer Feature: Maine Beer Company’s Second Dinner inspired this wild story. Be sure to check out their beers if you’re a craft brew fan! #BeerMeThatMovie #HorrorComedy #SecondDinner #MaineBeerCompany #FeaturePresentation #Podcast #MovieIdeas #CraftBeer #ThanksgivingHorror #GarlicLovers #VampireMovies
Wed, November 27, 2024
In our 20th Fast Five, we’re pulling out all the stops with some truly unforgettable beers! This week, we’re spinning tales around names like Wookey Jack, Head Hunter, Swamp Donkey, Micro Machines, and Second Dinner – plus, we’ve got a listener submission from Greg that you won’t want to miss. From epic quests with swamp beasts to sci-fi adventures and mini-action mayhem, we’ve got plenty of bizarre and hilarious ideas on tap. And don’t forget, we love hearing from you! Got a beer you want us to tackle? Follow us on social media, (@tagbeermethatmovie) us with your favorites, or leave us a voicemail and you might just be the inspiration behind our next episode. #FastFive #BeerMeThatMovie #WookeyJack #HeadHunter #SwampDonkey #BeerPodcast #MovieIdeas #ComedyPodcast #BeerLovers
Wed, November 20, 2024
In this week’s Feature Presentation episode, we’re diving headfirst into a wild, midwestern hospital showdown like you’ve never seen – or heard! Born Yesterday pits two unlikely forces against each other: a holy infant, destined for good, and an evil newborn, bent on chaos. With themes of teamwork, faith, and the power of the collective, this story reminds us that sometimes, only a village can triumph over darkness… or diapers. Expect early plot twists, unexpected alliances, and a healthy dose of bizarre baby drama. And if you’re watching on YouTube, you’re in for a treat with some original AI art to bring the showdown to life! As always, we love to hear from you – drop your thoughts on the story, predictions, or who you think might win the epic battle of good vs. evil baby! Tune in, laugh along, and join us for Born Yesterday. #BornYesterday #GoodVsEvil #HolyBaby #PodcastFeature #BeerMeThatMovie #BeerInspiredFilm #MidwestShowdown #CollectiveTriumph #EvilBaby
Wed, November 13, 2024
Fast Five #19 is here, and we’re coming in hot with the good stuff! 🍻 This episode features our second-ever listener voicemail (big thanks to Brian!) and a some hilarious listener-submitted beers that take us on a seriously weird and wild tangent. You can call us too and leave a message, right here: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Get ready for the ultimate improv brainstorm as we discuss barbarian women rocking merkins as beards, wonder if Jesus or Satan was born during a tornado in Oklahoma, and introduce the one and only Peter Panda—a magical bear with a heart of gold and a knack for triggering humanity’s ultimate downfall. It’s a Fast Five you won’t want to miss! 🎙️🐻🌪️#BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #MoviePodcast #ComedyPodcast #BeerPodcast #PeterPanda #OklahomaTornado #ListenerVoicemails #Comedy #Improv
Wed, November 06, 2024
This week on Beer Me That Movie, we're serving up an existential comedy inspired by "No Plans" beer! Meet Sean, the ultimate yes-man who's lived his entire life helping others achieve their dreams... until the universe decides he's a cosmic clerical error. When a mysterious entity reveals that people without plans of their own get erased from existence, Sean has limited time to figure out what HE wants from life – or face deletion from reality itself! 🍻 Beer Featured: "No Plans" (From Goose Island Brewery) 🎬 Plot: One man's race against time to find his purpose before the universe ctrl+alt+deletes him 😂 Expect: Existential crisis meets comedy, improv chaos, and our 18th feature-length beer-to-movie transformation! Join Harrison and Jon as they explore what happens when the ultimate people-pleaser has to finally please himself – or cease to exist! Will Sean discover his true calling, or will he become the universe's latest software update casualty? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your fellow beer lovers and movie buffs! Or Send us a voice message using this link: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie #BeerMeThatMovie #NoPlans #FeatureFilm #CraftBeer #MoviePitch #Comedy #ExistentialCrisis #BeerMovies
Wed, October 30, 2024
In this episode of Beer Me That Movie, we brainstorm wild movie ideas from user-submitted beers, scroll through Untappd for inspiration, and celebrate a milestone—our first voicemail submission! If you’ve ever wondered: • How do you write a movie from scratch? • What’s a fun way to come up with screenwriting ideas? • How do screenwriters brainstorm concepts? …then this is the episode for you! Join us for a fast-paced, improv-heavy brainstorming session where beer names spark hilarious, creative movie plots—everything from rom-coms to horror flicks. Perfect for screenwriters, filmmakers, and craft beer lovers looking for fresh storytelling ideas. 🍻 Episode Highlights: ⚡ User-submitted beers + Untappd favorites 📞 Our first voicemail! (Keep sending those in!) 🎥 Tons of screenwriting tips and fun brainstorming moments Subscribe and dive into the chaos that is Fast Five 18. Need screenwriting inspiration? We’ve got you covered—plus, we’re drinking beer while we do it! #BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #ScreenwritingIdeas #Brainstorming #Untappd #Podcast #CraftBeer
Wed, October 23, 2024
This week on Beer Me That Movie, we dive into the eerie world of Shipyard’s Pumpkinhead Ale with a terrifying origin story! Once a bullied prep-school kid, Tom’s Halloween night took a deadly turn when the popular crowd’s pranks went too far… and Pumpkin Head was born. Now, with a flaming pumpkin for a head and a thirst for vengeance, he returns to hunt down those who wronged him. Join us as we break down this ghoulish tale of betrayal, supernatural powers, and Halloween horror in our latest feature film episode! 🍻 Beer Featured: Shipyard’s Pumpkinhead Ale, submitted by Tom 🎬 Plot: Prep-school bullying meets reanimated vengeance. Pumpkin Head rises! 😂 Expect: Spooky storytelling, improv, and plenty of laughs! Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share with your fellow horror and beer lovers! #Pumpkinhead #BeerMeThatMovie #Halloween #FeatureEpisode #ShipyardAle #CraftBeer #HorrorMovies
Wed, October 16, 2024
Grab your flannel shirts and UGG boots, because Beer Me That Movie is diving headfirst into a pile of leaves... er, pumpkin beers! In this *Gordgeous* episode of Fast Five, we're carving out some spooktacular movie ideas faster than you can say "basic witch."We're bobbing for apples and coming up with at least 5 pumpkin-packed brews that'll make you say, "Oh my gourd!"And Our first beer comes from Tom S.!!! (Thanks for the submission, you beautiful gourd-ian angel!)Join us for 60 minutes of autumn-atic fun as we brew up movie concepts more bizarre than pumpkin spice sushi. Will our ideas be as smooth as a pumpkin latte or as chunky as grandma's pumpkin pie? Only one way to find out!So patch up that jack-o'-lantern, grab your favorite pumpkin ale (or apple cider for you rebels), and let's get ready to fall into some serious movie madness. Don't forget to smash that subscribe button harder than a rotting pumpkin on November 1st!#BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #PumpkinSpiceAndChill #CraftBeer #FallVibes #MovieIdeas #Podcast #ImprovComedy #Untappd #CraftBrewFilms #BasicWitches #GourdTimes #AutumnAle #PumpkinAle #HalloweenHijinks
Wed, October 09, 2024
In this feature episode of Beer Me That Movie, we bring you Dump Truck of Doom – a story about a down-and-out kid who failed the secret agent test at a supernatural agency and is stuck driving the dump truck that cleans up after the real heroes. But when disaster strikes, it’s up to him and his wisecracking truck (voiced by a mock Nick Nolte) to save the world.Get ready for sarcasm, supernatural twists, and a truck with more personality than you’d ever expect! If you enjoy what you hear, make sure to hit like and subscribe. Don’t let this dump truck leave you behind—ride along with us for more wild movie ideas every week!#DumpTruckOfDoom #BeerMeThatMovie #CraftBeer #MadMoleBrewing #SecretAgentFail #NickNolteVibes #SupernaturalComedy #Podcast #ImprovStorytelling #CraftBrewFilms #Untappd
Wed, October 02, 2024
In this week’s Fast Five episode of Beer Me That Movie , we’re cracking open a special new beer from Mad Mole Brewing, featuring the much-hyped Superdelic hops. While we sip, we dive into some killer beer names and craft up wild movie ideas for next week’s feature film. We’ve got a stacked lineup: • Scottish Hell from Ghost Town (submitted by a fan and too clever for Harrison to ignore) • Lawn Chairs from Ludlam Island Brewery • Age of Monsters from Cerebral Brewing • Ghost in the Machine from Parish Brewing • Rabid Duck from Duck Rabbit Brewing • Dump Truck of Doom from Mad Mole (a special selection from the brewery) Tune in for 60 minutes of relief from reality as we tackle very fictional problems with our usual blend of humor and improv. Whether you’re a beer lover or a movie buff, there’s something here for everyone. Click play, and if you enjoy the ride, don’t forget to hit subscribe! #BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #CraftBeer #MadMoleBrewing #SuperdelicHops #ScottishHell #AgeOfMonsters #DumpTruckOfDoom #BeerLovers #MovieIdeas #Podcast #ImprovComedy #Untappd #CraftBrewFilms #RabidDuck #GhostInTheMachine
Wed, September 25, 2024
The Cone Goblin is here to wreak havoc on the craft beer world, and it’s up to the brewers to stop him! In this episode, we dive deep into the world of hops and adjuncts as the mischievous Cone Goblin targets breweries that dare to tamper with the purity of beer. His mission? Rid the world of ‘filthy’ adjuncts, one brewery at a time. But help arrives in the form of a mysterious brewer from Lagerschtaan, and together, the team must figure out how to rid themselves of this bitter menace.Join us as we bring the Cone Goblin to life in our most beer-centric feature film yet. Will the brewers save their craft, or will the Cone Goblin claim victory? Let us know in the comments what you think should happen when a Cone Goblin is defeated!Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more beer-inspired film madness! Hit the bell icon to stay updated, and let us know what beer names you’d like us to turn into a movie next!#ConeGoblin #CraftBeerFilms #BeerMeThatMovie #GhostTownBrewing #AlvaradoStreetBrewery #AdjunctBeer #HopMonster #BeerPodcast #FeatureFilm #MischievousCreatures #BeerCentricMovies #BeerCulture #Homebrewers #Lagerschtaan #ConeGoblinMovie #HopsAndAdjuncts
Wed, September 18, 2024
In this week’s Fast Five episode of Beer Me That Movie , Jon and Harrison dive deep into the absurd, hilarious, and downright spooky as we turn wild beer names into even wilder movie ideas. Ever wonder what an ocean prison break ( Free Dive ) might look like? How about a cursed businessman stuck in paradise ( Midnight in Maui )? We also tackle the Cone Goblin , a monster terrorizing a brewery, and we couldn’t resist whipping up a Forbidden Pumpkin flick just in time for spooky season! Plus, we recap last week’s chaotic Gator Belts and Patty Melts adventure and take on a beer from DSSOLVR that’s…made with MAYONNAISE. (Yes, you read that right!) Tune in for laughs, outrageous movie pitches, and the perfect blend of beer and banter. Crack a cold one, kick back, and join us for the ride! If you love beer, movies, and having a good time, this episode’s for you! Be sure to subscribe and share your favorite movie pitch in the comments or on social media. 🍻
Wed, September 11, 2024
Inspired by a beer from the legendary Hop Butcher For The World, this episode is a wild ride through the bayou, where Gator, a man with a voice that can belt out tunes like no other, teams up with Patty, a dancer who can literally “melt” hearts with her twerking skills. But when their beloved swamp home is threatened, who better to call for help than the one and only Terry Crews? Will they save the day? You’ll have to listen to find out! Get ready for laughs, chaos, and a story as unique as the beer that inspired it. 🍻🎬 🎧 Tune in now and join the adventure! #BeerMeThatMovie #GatorBeltsAndPattyMelts #PodcastFeature #HopButcherForTheWorld #TerryCrews #SwampStories #ComedyPodcast #BayouVibes #NewEpisode
Wed, September 04, 2024
This week on Beer Me That Movie, Jon and Harrison dive into a wild mix of craft beer names and brew up some of the most outrageous movie ideas yet! With breweries like Bissell Brothers, Rubber Soul Brewing, Mean Doses, and more, we were inspired to create everything from a creepy survival horror flick to a mind-bending thriller! Highlights: • Don’t Pee on Keith’s Seat: A comedy you won’t want to miss (or pee on)! • The Substance: Inspired by “The King In Yellow,” this eerie tale will leave you questioning reality. • Out Run: A survival horror with a twist ending that’ll keep you on the edge of your seat! We had a blast recording this episode, and we know you’ll have just as much fun listening. Grab a beer, sit back, and let your imagination run wild with us! 🔗 Tune in now and don’t forget to subscribe for more beer-fueled movie madness! Snippet Credit to @WhenAStrangerCallz for their brilliantly musical interview with Harrison. #CraftBeer #MovieIdeas #Podcast #BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive
Wed, August 28, 2024
Get ready for a hilarious and heartwarming Feature Film episode of Beer Me That Movie inspired by DC Brau Brewing's "Joint Resolution" – and featuring a real-life check-in from Brad H himself!Meet Brad, played by the ever-charming Paul Rudd, a 40-something attorney navigating a messy divorce and an unexpected inheritance: a cannabis farm. As Brad embraces his newfound green thumb and finds love in an unlikely place, he's constantly tormented by a mischievous bull named Ferdinand.Join Jon and Harrison as they explore this unique blend of romantic comedy and stoner humor. Witness Brad's misadventures in the cannabis industry, his blossoming romance, and his hilarious encounters with the stubborn bull."Joint Resolution" is a feel-good film with plenty of laughs and a heartwarming message about second chances and finding happiness in unexpected places. Don't miss this Feature Presentation – it's the perfect way to unwind and enjoy a good laugh!
Wed, August 21, 2024
Join Jon and Harrison for another hilarious Fast Five episode, fueled by Wilmington Brew Co's "Taco Life"! This week, they're diving into the Untappd app to discover movie gold inspired by brews like "The Wannabe," "Loudspeaker," "Joint Resolution," "Fresh Catch," "Garage Beer," "Clurichaun's Mischief," and "Run Off." Expect a wild ride of impromptu movie pitches, witty banter, and plenty of laughs. From wannabe superheroes to mischievous leprechauns, this Fast Five is bursting with creative energy and cinematic potential. Grab your favorite beverage, settle in, and get ready for a fun-filled episode of Beer Me That Movie! #beermethatmovie #podcast #podcasting #beer #craftbeer #movies #movieideas #funnypodcast #comedy #fastfive #untappd #tacolife #thewannabe #loudspeaker #jointresolution #freshcatch #garagebeer #clurichaun #runoff #beerlovers #moviebuffs #filmfans #comedypodcast #indiecast #podcastcommunity #wilmingtonnc
Wed, August 14, 2024
Saddle up for the first-ever Western-themed feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie! Unearthed from the depths of the BMTM Vault, "Rally Point!" tells the tale of a man offered an incredible opportunity, only to discover it's a trap with a deadly twist. Stranded with an empty rally point and his life on the line, our protagonist must rely on his wits, a few unlikely allies, and even a skilled bounty hunter to survive. This action-packed Western adventure explores themes of betrayal, redemption, and the unbreakable bonds of friendship. Join Jon and Harrison as they ride into the sunset with a wild story filled with gunfights, daring escapes, and a whole lot of cowboy grit. Don't miss this epic journey through the Wild West – it's a Feature Presentation you won't want to miss!
Wed, August 07, 2024
Join Jon and Harrison on a wild beer-fueled adventure as they dive into a Fast Five filled with movie pitches inspired by brews from Freak Folk, Rare Barrel, Lock 15 Brewery, Peabody Heights, Vocation Brewery, and Wiley Roots Brewing!Get ready for hilarious pitches based on beers like "Play Dead," "Map of the Sun," "Killer Fog," "Astrodon," and "Crush Hour." Plus, for the first time ever, we're cracking open the BMTM Vault to revisit past brews and give one a second chance at cinematic glory in the Vault-i-matum!Don't miss this Fast Five – it's a wild ride of beer-fueled movie pitches and vault-tastic surprises!#beermethatmovie#podcast#podcasting#beer#craftbeer#movies#movieideas#funnypodcast#comedy#fastfive#untappd#playdead#mapofthedun#killerfog#astrodon#crushhour#outofofficelager#bmvault#vaultimatum#beerlovers#moviebuffs#filmfans#comedypodcast#indiecast#podcastcommunity#wilmingtonnc
Wed, July 31, 2024
Inspired by Swamp Head Brewery's "Big Nose" beer, this feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie takes a dark and chilling turn on a childhood classic.Forget the happy ending! This time, Pinocchio's wooden nose didn't shrink back down. Instead, it's grown into a monstrous weapon, and he's terrorizing the small town of Woodbury. A new sheriff arrives with his son JJ, unaware of the local legend and the string of missing children cases.As the sheriff digs into the town's dark secrets, JJ struggles to fit in at school. But the other kids have a twisted initiation ritual: they dare him to summon Big Nose in the woods. Will JJ succumb to peer pressure and become Big Nose's next victim?With a chilling twist on the classic tale, Big Nose's weapon isn't just his elongated snout – he uses your own lies against you in a gruesome and terrifying way. The more you lie, the closer you come to a gruesome fate.Join Jon and Harrison as they explore this sinister story of childhood nightmares, small-town secrets, and the consequences of deceit. Get ready for a Feature Presentation that will have you looking at Pinocchio in a whole new light!
Wed, July 24, 2024
Join Jon and Harrison on a wild Untappd adventure fueled by Toppling Goliath's Pseudo Sue! This Fast Five is packed with hilarious movie pitches inspired by some truly unique brews.Get ready for Mark Wahlburg battling wildfires shirtless in "Fire Season," a heartwarming coming-of-age tale about a homeschooled kid in "Homestyle," and a dark twist on Pinocchio with "Big Nose."We'll also explore the dangers of reality manipulation in "Where I Draw The Line" and face a terrifying mutant fungus in "High Water." And don't forget the deadly dance marathon in "Dance 'Til You're Dead"!Grab your favorite drink and join the fun for this episode of Fast Five – where beers become blockbusters!
Wed, July 17, 2024
Inspired by Abomination Brewing's 16% stout infused with every snack imaginable, this feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie takes a dark and hilarious turn.Meet Erik, a tech newbie who reluctantly joins a major corporation only to discover a bizarre corporate culture. But it's not just beanbag chairs and barefoot meetings – every Friday, employees are forced to consume a "rare snack" chosen by management.As Erik delves deeper into this strange ritual, he uncovers a sinister plot involving brain chips, hourly tasings, and a rogue AI determined to reprogram humanity. Will he escape the clutches of his corporate overlords? Can the police, a hospital, or even a traveling Russian dentist and his daughter save him?Join Jon and Harrison on this mind-bending adventure filled with unexpected twists, corporate espionage, and a whole lot of bizarre snacks. Get ready for a feature presentation that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the tech industry.Tune in to find out if Erik can break free from the grip of the Rare Snack!
Wed, July 10, 2024
Get ready for a wild ride through the Untappd app as Jon and Harrison dive into a Fast Five filled with bizarre brews and even stranger movie ideas!This week, we're sipping on Hocus Pocus, Coronado, Alesong, Matchless, and more, while brainstorming cinematic chaos. Imagine Cthulhu unleashing havoc on a cruise ship, a twisted rom-com about Brett Favre's "touches," and a thrilling investigation into the DB Cooper mystery.Prepare for impromptu pitches, off-the-wall humor, and plenty of beer-fueled creativity. Grab your favorite brew and join the fun!Beers From:Hocus Pocus Coronado BrewingAlesong BrewingMatchless Brewing3rd Planet BrewingArmada BrewingWestbrook BrewingWood Brothers BrewingAurora Brewing CoAbomination Brewing Compant
Wed, July 03, 2024
Prepare for the most outlandish cinematic adventure yet on Beer Me That Movie! Inspired by DSSOLVR's "The Hustle Is Weird" – and a real-life check-in by Josh – this feature film episode is about to blow your cannoli. Meet Josh, a former baseball star turned Paulie's Italian Deli employee in Cleveland. When Paulie offers him a side hustle delivering rolled-up rugs for extra cash, Josh jumps at the chance. But little does he know, these rugs aren't your average floor coverings – they're harboring demons! As Josh gets caught up in a world of supernatural secrets, we uncover a shocking truth: the mafia has been fighting demons for centuries! Witness epic battles, Harrison's Italian Accent, and a whole lot of garlic as Josh discovers his destiny as a demon-slaying hero. Get ready for laughs, thrills, and a whole new appreciation for your local sandwich shop. (Who you should visit by the way... they make good hoagies
Wed, June 26, 2024
From Tips to Hustles, Beers Brew Blockbuster Ideas!Jon and Harrison are back with another Fast Five episode, and this time, the beer list is a wild ride! Join them as they sip their way through creative movie pitches inspired by brews from Bent Shovel, Victory, Drekker, Weathered Souls, and more.What kind of cinematic chaos will they cook up from names like "Tip Your Server," "DirtWolf," "Vampirate," and "The Hustle Is Weird"? You won't want to miss this hilarious whirlwind of beer-fueled movie mayhem.Grab your favorite beverage, get comfy, and tune in for a Fast Five that's anything but ordinary!Featuring:Bent Shovel Brewing (Tip Your Server)Victory Brewing (DirtWolf)Drekker Brewing (Vampirate)Weathered Souls Brewing (Sweeter The Berry)Two Locals Brewing (Clean Sweep)DSSOLVR (The Hustle Is Weird)Carton Brewing (Glittering Prizes and Endless Compromises)Hudson Valley Brewing (Emissary)
Wed, June 19, 2024
Prepare for a cinematic adventure inspired by Single Hill Brewery's "Quiet Legend" in this feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie! In this thrilling tale, we delve into the origins of the Quiet Legend, a mysterious dagger wielded by assassins throughout history. Witness its role in shaping the course of events as we jump to the present day, where a reluctant secret service agent is thrust into a dangerous mission. As he fights to protect his country, he uncovers a shocking connection to the dagger itself, revealing a legacy of violence and telekinesis? Join Jon and Harrison as they explore themes of duty, sacrifice, and the hidden connections that bind us to the past. Get ready for a suspenseful ride filled with unexpected twists, thrilling action, and thought-provoking questions about the nature of power and destiny. Don't miss this epic Feature Presentation episode! Grab your favorite beverage, settle in, and prepare to be captivated by the legend of the Quiet Legend.
Wed, June 12, 2024
Join Jon and Harrison on a wild ride through the Untappd app as they uncover hilarious movie ideas inspired by a boozy lineup of beers from Test Brewing, Drekker, Hop Butcher, Imprint, Three Weavers, and more! From juicy IPAs to hazy double dry-hopped concoctions, this episode promises a hoppy, hazy, and hilarious journey into the world of craft beer and cinematic absurdity.Expect impromptu movie pitches, witty banter, and plenty of laughs as we transform beer names like "Hop Butcher for the World" and "Future Primitive Brewing" into blockbuster (or flop!) movie ideas.Grab a beer, get comfy, and tune in for Fast Five #13 – your taste buds and funny bone will thank you!All Breweries Featured:Test BrewingDrekker Brewing Company (2x)Hop Butcher For The WorldImprint Beer Co.Three Weavers BrewingNew Glarus Brewing CompanyBurlington Beer CompanyPlan Bee Farm BreweryNewgrass BrewingAutodidact BeerZymarium MeaderyLaunch Pad Brewery (2x)Trillium Brewing CompanyLaunch Pad Brewery Zymarium MeaderyTired Hands BrewingFuture Primitive BrewingParish BrewingSierra Nevada BrewingSingle Hill BrewingTen7 BrewingHeaney Brewery Logboat BrewingStoneyslope Brewing
Wed, June 05, 2024
Crack open a Resident Culture "Motivations of the Heart" West Coast IPA, brimming with tropical fruit and citrus notes, as Jon and Harrison dive into a thrilling cinematic adaptation inspired by this hop-forward brew. In the heart of Jacksonville, Florida, a freshly promoted homicide detective is partnered with a seasoned veteran on the brink of retirement. Together, they must unravel a chilling string of serial killings where the victims' hearts are mysteriously devoured. Packed with twists, turns, and unexpected callbacks, this Beer Me That Movie Feature Presentation will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will they catch the killer before another heart is lost? Tune in to find out. Resident Culture's "Motivations of the Heart" is a West Coast IPA known for its blend of classic and modern hops, creating a symphony of tropical fruit, citrus, and a touch of piney dankness. Don't miss this heart-pounding episode! Subscribe and listen now on your favorite podcast platform. #BeerMeThatMovie #CraftBeer #MoviePitch #Podcast #Comedy #Thriller #FloridaMan #ResidentCulture #IPA Let us know your thoughts and your own movie pitch ideas in the comments! Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie Twitter: https://x.com/beermethatmovie Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA9wMOtqyHELc6pmmoglLng Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/beer-me-that-movie/id1735333343 Spotify: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beerme-thatmovie
Wed, May 29, 2024
Join Jon Dispenza and Harrison Hickok on this week's episode of Beer Me That Movie as they dive into the hoppy depths of creativity! In Fast Five #7, they're on a cinematic journey fueled by the imaginative craft beer names from some of the most innovative breweries out there. 🏭 Breweries on Tap: Green Cheek Beer Company Project Halo Brewing Service Brewing Company Celestial Beerworks Seeds Brewery Grimm Artisanal Ales Root + Branch Brewing Noble Ale Works Vortex Brewing Company Burial Beer Co Von Ebert Brewing Azee’ Meads Texas Ale Project History Class Brewing Company Resident Culture Brewing 🎥 From celestial inspirations to historical nods, and everything in between, Jon and Harrison scroll through the Untappd check-ins of their awesome fans, transforming beer names into blockbuster hits, one sip at a time. With each flick of the scroll wheel, they conjure up thrilling plots, heartwarming tales, and side-splitting comedies that could rival Hollywood's finest. 🚀 So grab your favorite brew, settle in, and let the creativity flow as Beer Me That Movie takes you on a wild ride through the untamed landscape of craft beer cinema. Fasten your seatbelts, folks, because this Fast Five episode is brewing up movie magic like never before! Tune in on YouTube or your favorite podcast platform and join the fun. Cheers to cinematic inspiration and cold brews!
Wed, May 22, 2024
🍺 Episode 10: Juicy Bits - A Pixelated Journey Through the 90s 🕹️ Welcome to the Feature Presentation of Beer Me That Movie! This week, we’re diving into a pint of nostalgia with “Juicy Bits,” a crafty concoction from Weldwerks Brewing, brought to us by our hop-head amigo, Brian. 🍻 🎮 Plotline: Strap in for a blast from the past as we follow three arcade warriors from the 90s, armed with nothing but their joysticks and a dream. They’re on a quest to conquer the ultimate video game tournament. But there’s a twist! As they button-mash their way to victory, they cross paths with a quirky Blockbuster clerk with a secret agenda at the town’s most scandalous event - a porn convention! Will our heroes level up in love and life, or is it game over for their pixelated hearts? 🎥 Cast of Characters: The Arcade Trio: Brian, Dale & Tad -- Three friends on a quest to save Brians house. The Blockbuster Belle: A cinephile with a mysterious side gig that’s more adult-rated than the latest R-rated release. A Cast of Retro Revelers: From gamers to adult film aficionados, it’s a full house of 90s stereotypes. 👾 Why Tune In? Nostalgia Overload: Relive the glory days of the 90s, from neon lights to VHS tapes. Craft Beer Creativity: Discover how a beer name can ferment into a full-bodied movie plot. Fan-tastic Interaction: Your ideas fuel our show! Suggest a beer, and who knows? Your pick might just be our next blockbuster. 🎙️ Join Us: Don’t miss out on this pixel-perfect adventure. Grab your favorite brew, hit play, and let’s get reel into the world of “Juicy Bits.” And remember, whether you’re a casual sipper or a certified cicerone, your feedback is our frothy foundation. Drop us a line on Instagram, Twitter, Spotify, YouTube, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast fix! Cheers to the movies that could have been, brought to you by the beers that are! 🎬🍻 #BeerMeThatMovie #JuicyBits #90sNostalgia #ArcadeAdventures #BlockbusterBelle
Wed, May 15, 2024
Welcome to another exhilarating episode of Beer Me That Movie! Join hosts Jon Dispenza and Harrison Hickok as they dive headfirst into the wild and wacky world of craft beer names, turning them into epic movie concepts.In this week's Fast Five extravaganza, Jon and Harrison sift through a treasure trove of Untappd check-ins from dedicated fans, sparking lightning-fast brainstorming sessions that lead to hilarious and inventive movie ideas. Get ready to laugh as they riff on beers from top-notch breweries like Austin Beerworks, Burial, Dogfish Head Craft Brewery, and many more!From the whimsical to the downright absurd, no beer name is safe from their creative minds. Join the fun as they spin tales inspired by brews from Riverwatch Brewery, Spyglass Brewing Company, Mason Ale Works, and Weldwerks Brewing, among others. Who knows what cinematic adventures await in this week's Fast Five? Grab a cold one and tune in as Jon and Harrison transform beer names into blockbuster hits right before your ears. Don't miss out on the laughs and the creative genius of Beer Me That Movie's Fast Five #6! Featuring Beers From: Austin Beerworks RaR Brewing Burial Shred Beer Company Mile Wide Beer Company Pondeseta Brewing Dogfish Head Craft Brewery Other Half Brewing BrewDog USA New Belgium Brewing Vibrissa Beer Spyglass Brewing Company Mortalis Brewing Company Riverwatch Brewery Voodoo Brewing Destin Brewery Root + Branch Brewing Mason Ale Works High Branch Brewing Weldwerks Brewing Talking Cursive Brewing Floc. "Beer Me That Movie" - Where Craft Beer and Movie Magic Collide.Links: Instagram Untappd Music: Harrison HickokEditing: Jon DispenzaStock Footage: Storyblocks #craftbeer #podcast #screenwriting #comedy #improvisation #beer #untappd #story #comedyvideos #movie #scriptwriting
Wed, May 08, 2024
In this episode of "Beer Me That Movie," Jon and Harrison take on the challenge of turning Melvin Brewing's "Killer Bees" into a movie concept that will have you buzzing with excitement!Drawing inspiration from the bold flavors and unique character of this brew, Jon and Harrison concoct a thrilling tale filled with suspense, action, and a sting of humor. Join them as they dive deep into the hive of creativity, exploring the potential plot twists and character arcs that could make "Killer Bees" the next blockbuster hit.Featuring a cast of characters as diverse and dynamic as the flavors in your pint glass, this episode promises to deliver entertainment that's as satisfying as a sip of your favorite craft beer. So grab a cold one, sit back, and let Jon and Harrison transport you to a world where danger lurks behind every corner and the only thing sweeter than victory is the taste of success.Don't miss out on this buzzworthy episode of "Beer Me That Movie," where every sip brings you closer to the edge of your seat and every plot twist leaves you craving more. Cheers to creativity, camaraderie, and killer brews!Links: Instagram Untappd Youtube Music: Harrison HickokEditing: Jon DispenzaStock Footage: Storyblocks.com#craftbeer #podcast #screenwriting #comedy #improvisation #beer #untappd #story #comedyvideos #movie #scriptwriting
Wed, May 01, 2024
Welcome back to "Beer Me That Movie" for our fifth iteration of the Fast Five craft beer discovery on Untappd! Get ready for a wild ride as we dive into our thoughts on last week's Ice Melter and embark on an epic scroll through the Untappd feed!Join us as we riff on beers from some of the finest breweries around, including Ghost Hawk Brewing, Little Willow Brewing Company, Freak Folk Bier, and many more. With each sip, we uncover new flavors, share our honest opinions, and speculate on which brew will steal the spotlight as the feature of next week's movie!Will it be the bold creations of Wiley Roots Brewing Company or the innovative offerings from Tree House Brewing Company? Or perhaps a hidden gem from Odd By Nature or Monday Night Brewing will take center stage? With so many tantalizing options, the suspense is palpable!Don't miss out on the excitement - tune in now to discover which beer will be the star of our next movie concept on "Beer Me That Movie"!"Beer Me That Movie" - Where Craft Beer and Movie Magic Collide.Links: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie Music: Harrison HickokEditing: Jon DispenzaStock Footage: Storyblocks.com#craftbeer #podcast #screenwriting #comedy #improvisation #beer #untappd #story #comedyvideos #movie #scriptwriting -Ghost Hawk Brewing-Little Willow Brewing Company-Freak Folk Bier-Wiley Roots Brewing Company -Tree House Brewing Company-Odd By Nature-Monday Night Brewing-Sierra Nevada-Blood Brothers Brewing-Troegs Independent Brewing-Fait La Force-Hoof Hearted-Butcher and the Brewer-Pure Project Brewing-Autodidact Beer-Wheatland Spring Farm & Brewery-Foam Brewers-Melvin Brewing*-Other Half Brewing-Bottle Logic Brewing
Wed, April 24, 2024
Prepare for another blockbuster episode of Beer Me That Movie, where Jon and Harrison transform Masthead Brewing Company's "Ice Melter" into an epic movie concept that will leave you on the edge of your seat!Drawing inspiration from iconic classics like Goonies, 80's Action Films, and Teen Witch, as well as the legendary Wayne Gretzky, Jon and Harrison weave a tale of adventure, friendship, and unexpected twists.In this thrilling narrative, we follow Michael and his loyal younger brother Tommy as they embark on a quest to save their town from the clutches of the nefarious Professor Pierce. With the help of Maggie, the girl who harbors a secret love for Michael, and Chad or Brad, the quintessential bully from the good side of town, our heroes must band together to overcome obstacles and uncover the truth behind the mysterious Ice Melter.Will Michael rise to the occasion and become the hero his town needs? Or will Professor Pierce's sinister plans prevail, plunging the community into chaos? Tune in to find out!Join us as we delve into a world of nostalgia, excitement, and heartwarming moments in this unforgettable movie concept brought to life by Masthead Brewing Company's "Ice Melter."Don't miss out on the adventure of a lifetime - hit play now and let the magic unfold!BMTM -- Where Every Beer Tells a Story. Links : Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA9wMOtqyHELc6pmmoglLng Music: Harrison HickokEditing: Jon DispenzaStock Footage: Storyblocks.com#craftbeer #podcast #screenwriting #comedy #improvisation #beer #untappd #story #comedyvideos #movie #scriptwriting
Wed, April 17, 2024
Welcome back to "Beer Me That Movie" for the fourth iteration of our Fast Five craft beer discovery on Untappd! Get ready to join us on a journey through your Untappd check-ins as we search for our next feature film idea.This week, we're delving into an exciting lineup of brews from some of the most renowned breweries in the industry. From the inventive creations of Two Roads Brewing and Tired Hands Brewing to the powerhouse flavors of Toppling Goliath and the artisanal craftsmanship of Sante Adairius, we're exploring a diverse range of offerings sure to inspire our next cinematic masterpiece.But the fun doesn't stop there! We'll also be uncovering gems from Azvex Brewing, Coney Island Brewery, Arrowwood Farms, Garagiste Meadery, The Hydration Factory, Anchorage Brewing Company, Bent River Brewing, Other Half Brewing, and Fort George Brewery.And don't forget to keep an eye out for the winning beer that will be featured in next week's movie concept, courtesy of Masthead Brewing Company! Who knows which brew will steal the spotlight and ignite our creative spark?Join us now as we embark on another thrilling adventure in the world of craft beer and cinema on "Beer Me That Movie"! - Where Craft Beer and Cinematic Creativity Collide.Links: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovieMusic: Harrison HickokEditing: Jon DispenzaStock Footage: Storyblocks.com#craftbeer #podcast #screenwriting #comedy #improvisation #beer #untappd #story #comedyvideos #movie #scriptwriting
Wed, April 10, 2024
Step into the world of imagination as we transform the tantalizing beer name "Window Seat Daydream" into a gripping feature film concept. In this episode, we embark on a journey of cinematic exploration, crafting a narrative centered around a compelling female protagonist.Inspired by the storytelling mechanics of "Live, Die, Repeat," our protagonist finds herself trapped in a surreal loop, reliving the same day over and over again. Each iteration brings her face to face with pivotal choices and harrowing consequences, challenging her to confront her deepest fears and desires.As the stakes escalate, she must grapple with a decision that will reverberate throughout eternity, shaping the course of her life and the lives of those around her. Will she break free from the confines of her daydream, or will she succumb to the relentless cycle of fate?Join us as we unravel the mysteries of "Window Seat Daydream" and breathe life into a tale that blurs the line between reality and fantasy. Get ready for a cinematic experience that will leave you pondering the power of choice long after the credits roll.Watch Next: Links: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie Music: Harrison HickokEditing: Jon DispenzaStock Footage: Storyblocks.com#craftbeer #podcast #screenwriting #comedy #improvisation #beer #untappd #story #comedyvideos #movie #scriptwriting
Wed, April 03, 2024
Prepare for an exciting new format as we unveil the latest episode of Beer Me That Movie! This time, we're shaking things up with a unique split structure, diving into the exhilarating Fast Five discovery and releasing the captivating Feature Film building process next week. In our debut split episode, we kick things off by revisiting the Fourth Dose, and then head to the Fast Five segment where we navigate the labyrinth of Untappd, uncovering hidden gems and sparking inspiration along the way. From the intriguing depths of Powder Jones to the wild revelry of Panda Party, each discovery fuels our journey toward our next cinematic masterpiece. And if that's not enough to pique your interest, brace yourself for a spine-tingling revelation from Harrison as he shares his childhood scariest movie. Prepare to revisit the memories of extraterrestrial encounters and unearth buried fears from the depths of your own psyche.
Wed, March 27, 2024
Would you be able to escape the Fourth Dose?It takes us a little longer to find our golden egg on this episode. We struggle to think of plots for a few great beers in our "Fast 5" section before finally deciding to make our first Thriller movie when we land on Horus Aged Ales "Fourth Dose". With references to the 7 Deadly Sins, Virtues, and IV Drugs -- this one hits much different than the Banana Whale. Next week... Instagram Untappd - Add us to have your beers featured in our Fast 5
Wed, March 20, 2024
What Kind of Movie would you make for "Banana Whale"?Check out our FIRST episode of this new concept where we cruise through our Friends list on Untappd looking for crazy craft beer names that inspire us to create a movie. Enjoy Harrison's zainy ideas and laughter paired with Jon's stoic one-liners. This week we look at Relax, Atomic Torpedo, Road of Reflection, and more before deciding on Banana Whale as the feature film.Next check out our first horror/thriller entry with "The Fourth Dose". Check us out on Instagram or Untappd .
Trailer · Fri, March 08, 2024
In about 60 seconds, we try to explain our goal with this new podcast. It's only 1 minute, but it may save you hours looking for your next podcast in the future.
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