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Who are we performing for if not for ourselves - taking my life back one story at a time, come along for the ride. I will tell you little stories that are funny and not so funny, also things that will be fun!! Let's learn some new words,
S1 E60 · Sun, April 13, 2025
Size Up Those Jeans
happy palm sunday - the work sitch is fig'd out - my duties are routine - wasted talents - I TOTALLY CRUDDED OUT ON THE STORY I WAS GOING TO TELL ABOUT QUITTING CHEWING GUM BECAUSE OF PLASTICS - but whatev's - blah, blah, blah = my little shew - have a GREAT week porcupines - #woodhaven epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E59 · Thu, April 03, 2025
Rambling for Rambler
a lot of kittie talk and a story told twice because i am old -and i got distracted and that is the end of show notes rest in peace old friend tom take care of you #woodhaven epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E58 · Mon, March 24, 2025
Kickin it Old School
does anyone even read the show Notes - going to the gym - pulling cards - still waiting to find out where I get to work - cats walk all over everything - you have to listen for the rest cuz I need to get to the gym!! I have paid for 4 months and only gone a few times - now I need my monies worth - epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E57 · Tue, March 18, 2025
Laundry does not do itself
be kind - I have things to do - no time for notes #woodhaven epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E56 · Wed, March 12, 2025
We Are Golden
Title SAYS it all - #woodhaven epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E55 · Fri, March 07, 2025
Stabbed in the back
seriously the most fitting show title - don't be a backstabber or need knives removed - lol - carry on - kitties needing my attention is more important than show notes - pray for me or whatever - but mostly just HOPE I DON'T NEED your prayers - don't think I do - forgot to say when I said my son is mid-30's this year she could not believe it - expected me to have pre-teen kids cuz I look so young, take that Australia friend YOU WERE RIGHT - xo MY SHARE OF TODAYS VISIT IS JUST OVER TWO THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS (have egg prices gone down yet?) #woodhaven epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E54 · Mon, March 03, 2025
HappyCakeCornerDayToMe
I am exhausted - but going to fitbit when this is done - finally once and for all - had a good time with the floridians - new phones taken care of - drone chat, vacation trip was taken, will tell more about that later - stoic although I said I was not going to read it - 14 day vacation for my cake corner day, lol - 90 days of focus really on myself and self-care, basically - bye - next time I will give the deets of the vacay trip - it was just loverly - #WOODHAVEN epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E53 · Sat, February 22, 2025
ELIXIR
we are passing bugs back and forth here - time to vacuum the floor with a hose - I was thinking I should have it professionally cleaned? any thoughts on that? probiotics - Florajen refrigerated - acidophilus - little work move chatter - getting cell phones on twosdey - got a cake corner day giftette from my sacramento friend - enjoy my tampa chatter - and a trip down memory lane of busch gardens and I don't like to be called mother - I also do not like to be called 'staff' at work - I need spice containers so I can clean up my supply and my closet drawers that are cluttered and annoying me - speaking of that one word that ends all conversations it is their cake corner day weekend and don't know if BGJ is still listening - but if you are , hello - #woodhaven epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E52 · Tue, February 18, 2025
MAYBE
got some angst - forgot - tomorrow I am going to the office that I might be able to work at - going to ask to speak to the person who manages the space - who can decide if I can work there - a stoic - laundry - so blabbery today - forgot to finish saying when I do laundry I sort my clothes by type - shirts are one load, pants are one load, hoodies are one load so that when I dry them, folding and hanging them is so easy - and organized - thanks for listening to this nonsense - don't trip and fall if you are running while listening - did you know you get free apple tv if you load itunes cards - one month per ten dollars - blabber blabber blab - have a nice day people - take care of you so you can take care of others - the mens tees I buy are V neck - forgot that part - towel talk - my towels are 2 years old and look like new - if people used them they would be stained and frayed and dingy - don't judge me now - I am file litter bug - this truly is a babble cast - #WOODHAVEN epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E51 · Sun, February 16, 2025
OHGEE
we don't know if we are coming or going here - just reported the 950 layoffs and opened my computra to see they were rescinded - for the moment - blabber - and my horrible memory - sorry for the horns - I am not a winner AGAIN - even after getting a call in VOTE! This podcast is one daniel mile length or somewhere thereabout - does anyone read the show notes - giving up chemicals in a can for real - they are causing my blood pressure to be really high - and I also need to hyper focus on getting on the cardio machines every day - as well as use my stand up desk - although the situation is causing my shoulders to get knots, it is also causing growth in my lower half, lol oh, gee! #woodhaven epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E50 · Sat, February 08, 2025
THYESTES
the daily stoic strikes again - just when I needed it - to combat the gut ache - I know everything will be okay - and I know time will fly - I also know that what I will do is take one week per month off to come home - weather permitting in nov and dec - and next year I will resign happily mid-sept - I am ready - just tell me where to be april 28th - the date of this stoic - my mind is blown - HAVE THE BEST WEEKEND EVER - NOT A WINNER AND GO BALLERS - may the team with the highest score win the prize #woodhaven epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E49 · Fri, February 07, 2025
yearn
lower case - for sadness - 521 days is NOT a lot of days - of course I fail to make my point - I was a good mom to humans - I am even GREATer to the pets - #woodhaven epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E48 · Sun, February 02, 2025
AUTHENTIC
The most authentic thing about us is our capacity to create, to overcome, to endure, to transform, to love and to be greater than our suffering. -Ben Okri Frame your thoughts like this -- you are an old person, you won't let yourself be enslaved by this any longer, no longer pulled like a puppet by every impulse and you'll stop complaining about your present fortune or dreading the future. My life has been mostly crap - I am the happiest RIGHT NOW that I have EVER been - this work business is just a short-term obstacle and it is nothing compared to what I have had to endure to get to where I am - and sticking around and doing the best I can on my goal will make the difference between a part time or full time job post-retirement. I can do this - this is my authentic self - defined: Striving to align actions with core values and beliefs. Discovering and acting in sync with one's true self. A lifelong journey of self-discovery and self-expression. Having the courage to be oneself fully and unapologetically. Ensuring thoughts, words, and actions match each other. The kittie report is about the last five minutes - and please send some positive baby making vibes towards Chicago for one of the BEST humans on the planet - #woodhaven epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E47 · Fri, January 24, 2025
DRY
did you do dry jan and how did you do - chemicals in a can - their days are numbered - money is my motivator - i can't upgrade things - I don't like the stress of 'acknowledgment of receipt' - totally get side tracked - and do not tell why i need NEW CARS - it is because if i drop my dorito on the floor I cannot eat it out of a car that is not NEW to me - OMG - the kids are going to let me drive the around while they watch a movie - snow in savanna - google 18loves Amelia and watch her build a snowman - a paul tribute - RIP friend - tik toxic, thats what I will call it - socials have caused us mostly to be unwell - it makes me sad - talking to my friend - people need real life friends - VOIDS are horrible - 855 daniel show - addictions just make me sad - which is also why i have to quit my chemicals in a can SOON - my blood pressure is counting on it - also - i am gonna get rich when I quit it - he is not worth anyones thought - #woodhaven epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E46 · Mon, January 20, 2025
RESERVATION
you're dreamers today because MLK - kittie report - three cute stitches - for one more week - gorilla glue - eagle scout - cost report guess $7800 - football weekend - canadian bug report - RX - blew it out there for a minute - excuse me while I mask up - you make me sick - literally - 37 days of my life wasted - sensitive sinuses - do you think if i drink or smoke i will be less sensitive to illnesses - jk, i am too cheap to have more bad habits - prednisone helps me tidy my desk - reservations, finally - Turtle Mountain, Pow-Wow aka Wacipi, no traditions here and don't ask me to make you indian tacos - or identify peoples nationalities - Natives don't need a fry bread recipe, in case you want to know if the fry bread is REAL, lol, how to get a job in my office, pass a blood test, apples are okay - they know how to treat their families - Cobell - dry reservation - Pine Ridge - White Clay - Oglala - chubbie little indian - #woodhaven epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
S1 E45 · Tue, January 14, 2025
EEK
when they cut my thumb open I will be able to watch, probably, math is easy when its 1 2 3, not a lot going on here - it snowed, it is freezing cold, please g00gle St. Augustine and tell me I was right, thanks for listening, all 4 of you - and tell me, should I record more often or is every now and then too much? I was the babysitter everyone wanted - no, really! I took them to the parks, we played outside, rode bikes, I used to sometimes spend all my income for the week of sitting on them, lol. sometimes the show notes include more information than what is in the recording - these kids, they had ALL THE TOYS, the little girl had every color My Little Pony that there was - ugh! I was jealous of four-year-olds - lol - I never took my kids money - EVER - epitomepodcast@gmail.com Self-proclaimed Award Winning Darn Good Show, just kidding
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