Tell Em Steve-Dave
Two Comic Book Men and an Impractical Joker. Uncensored.
Mon, April 14, 2025
#632: Sherman the Scumbag
Q-West recap, Q is knee shamed, Git Em's pride is put to the test.
Mon, March 24, 2025
#631: TESD Presents Mukbang
Feeders/gainers, Broadway, Sage’s prom, AI, Impractical Jokers, midlife crisis, office temperature reason revealed!
Sun, March 16, 2025
#630: Red Wings
Q loses his party animal image, King Charles’ playlist, Walt the roadie, tv show romance, piggy art, musings on mortality.
Sun, March 09, 2025
#629: Comin’ in Hot!
A day in the life, Walt’s backyard, broken heart syndrome, twerking flight attendant. Go to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/TESDSHOW
Mon, March 03, 2025
#628: Keep it Unreal
TESD finds themselves in hot water, Bry dreams of a life unlived, broadway, Walt suffers an ‘L’ at the pizza place.
Mon, February 24, 2025
#627: Just Deal
Q gets weather shamed, Canadian troublemakers, Dank Demoss update, CBM days, Bry brings a quiz, Ye, censorship.
Sun, February 16, 2025
#626: Can’t Lyft This
Super Bowl, Valentine’s Day, suspect animal videos, Jimmy makes demands, Jack the Ripper, conspiracies.
Sun, February 09, 2025
#625: Gopher It
Q’s lunch with Chuck turns into a discussion about Jimmy the hair guy, Q plays trains with his dad, Bry brings some fat news.
Sun, February 02, 2025
#624: The Accused
Would Troy investigate Bry’s murder, Pam’s book is published, MORE Blue October concerts, someone goes after Walt, Lieutenant D helps the boys review Git ‘em’s work performance.
Sun, January 26, 2025
#623: The Power of Three
Bry, Walt & Q delve into the world of the paranormal with T.O.M. The hilarity of farting is examined.
Mon, January 20, 2025
#622: Doctors of Podology
Q returns from LA, Bry Walt & Q interview Dr. D to potentially become TESD Town's official (non-psychiatric) doctor.
Sun, January 12, 2025
#621: Savage White Elephant
Wildfires, Johnson health scares, Walt finishes a project, Mt. Everest feces, Q can’t handle the Oregon Trail.
Mon, December 23, 2024
#620: Q Runs a Train
Superman trailer, is Bry a Karen?, CEO killer tattoos, Drones, Model railroading.
Mon, December 16, 2024
#619: Buzz, Buzz!
Drones, seasonal affective disorder, Bry is elder-abused
Sun, December 08, 2024
#618: Mad Diddy
Bry tussles with his toilet, Hawk Tuah rug pulls her fans, Healthcare CEO murder, Bry, Walt & Q take a “cool” test.
Sun, November 24, 2024
#617: Water, Water, Everywhere
Q disses Bry, the importance of hydration, HOAs, winter ❄️ penis, underwater UFOs
Sun, November 17, 2024
#616: Pam’s Sex Tape
Tyson vs Paul, Hawk Tuah, Walt pitches a biz, is Q out of touch?
Sun, November 10, 2024
#615: Pork Sundae
Sunday Jeff goes to Vegas, Bry gets a kitten, the quest for the elusive young demographic continues.
Sun, November 03, 2024
#614: Hawk Q’uh
Git ‘em offends, the guys brainstorm ways to draw in a younger crowd, a lion pees on an old woman, SOME people didn’t listen to Bry’s list of offensive costumes
Mon, October 28, 2024
#613: The 2024 Halloween Spooktacular
Bry, Walt & Q celebrate Halloween with a special guest!
Mon, October 21, 2024
#612: Moe’s Revenge
Killer chimps, Down syndrome bakeries, baseball, Q goes to Comicon.
Sun, October 13, 2024
#611: Flip Floppery
Joker II, an ant asks for advice, the piss bandit strikes, AI will be the end of us all, Q takes a drubbing.
Mon, October 07, 2024
#610: T.O.M.
Bry, Walt, and Q delve into the world of the supernatural.
Sun, September 29, 2024
#609: Sarco
Ming the Maverick and Brian Nashel join TESD to talk comicons, late-age rocking and rolling, Kmart closed, and talking points for married couples. Bry brings back ‘suicide of the week’.
Sun, September 22, 2024
#608: Bry the Pony
Q gets a haircut, an ant proposes, Walt defends IHOP, Nashel rocks out, birth year envy.
Sun, September 15, 2024
#607: BQE
9/11, Walt’s cruise, Q travels, Git ‘em gets a new job, Raygun, Dave Grohl, shirtless arrests.
Sat, August 31, 2024
#606: Aggressive Relaxation
Q is free, Walt and Bry set sail, oasis reunion, Ray gun has hurt feelings, reincarnation.
Mon, August 26, 2024
#605: Robot Gerbil
Q gets COVID…again! Bry goes to Dabblecon, Kill Tony, does Q wear eyeliner, Alien, TESD advises an ant.
Mon, August 12, 2024
#604: Angel Boy
Walt catches heat for liking a movie, power slapping, 80s horror, Bry has a good weekend.
Sun, August 04, 2024
#603: The Eel and the Lime
Deadpool/Wolverine, the Olympics, cryogenically frozen criminals.
Sun, July 21, 2024
#602: Urban Rottweiler Jamboree
Trump shooting, sad pet stories, Q reveres an arborist, offending alcoholics.
Sun, July 14, 2024
#601: Raw Doggin'
The Git ‘em verdict is thrown into question, Walt & Frank 5 go on a road trip, Bry and Q go to Orlando, Wikifeet, Hawk Tuah girl.
Wed, June 26, 2024
#600: Dead Git 'Em Walking
TESD celebrates its 600th episode with a trial by fire…ants and the stakes couldn’t be higher!
Sun, June 16, 2024
#599.9: Looking at Infinity
Q goes abroad, Walt and Frank5 plan a statue crawl, satanic kings, is AC rigged?
Tue, June 11, 2024
#599: Midget Volcano
Bry goes to Vegas, JTHG lets TESD down, Q is out and about, Walt brings a game.
Sun, May 19, 2024
#598: The Fun Gauntlet
A ghost of TESD joins to talk hangovers, clairvoyance, Q upstaging Laundando, & sexy school predators.
Sun, May 12, 2024
#597: Depruded
Joe Imburgio joins Bry and Q to talk IJ bits, home ownership, are the space monkeys qualified to dispense advice and wikifeet.
Sun, May 05, 2024
#596: Tom Swift
Bry & Walt visit the bottle dump, Tom Brady’s roast, hobbies, cats, Sage learns to bet, is Bry’s honeymoon over?
Mon, April 29, 2024
#595: Kojak Fever
Tom Brady runs afoul of fans, Walt runs afoul of the missus, super-centenarians, Barry Manilow, Swiftie revenge, Breast feeding and cloth diapers.
Sun, April 21, 2024
#594: Sunny’s List
The conjoined twins (yes, again)! Furries, Bry and Walt see who knows Sunday Jeff best.
Sun, April 14, 2024
#593: Hot Towel
King Kong vs Ghostbusters, OJ’s dead, Ricky Martin’s boner, pissy pants, Abby and Brittany get hitched.
Sun, March 31, 2024
#592: Never Surrender
Negative internet comments, SI pride, baseball, Q looks on the sunny side, eel hijinx, Sage Channels Winston Churchill.
Sun, March 24, 2024
#591: No More Favors!
Ming the maverick joins TESD to talk podcasting, concerts, viral videos and million-dollar life insurance policies.
Sun, March 17, 2024
#590: Popobawa
Two TESD residents vie for the position of Overkill host.
Sun, March 10, 2024
#589: PB&T
A charity drive goes awry, TESD gives advice to the lovelorn, Willie’s Chocolate experience, the ants start a grassroots campaign.
Mon, March 04, 2024
#588: Mending Fences
Q has a moral quandary, post apocalyptic TESD, Shane Gillis, Paul Stanley vs Dan Ackroyd, Frank5 recommends crummy TV
Sun, February 25, 2024
#587: Namby Pamby
Bry’s going through his changes, hobbies, AI doom, Walt & Git em freeze their balls off, Bry, Walt, & Q celebrate ignorance.
Sun, February 18, 2024
#586: Kuhleegleeuh
Super Bowl parties, IJ cruise, Bry hangs with fellow podcasters, Q & Bry slobber over Fatone.
Sun, February 04, 2024
#585: AP Law
Q’s eye-candy status is jeopardized when John the sexy lawyer visits TESD Town.
Sun, January 21, 2024
#584: Top 5! Top 5!
An ant is on the run, Godzilla minus zero, SI goes belly-up, trains.
Mon, January 15, 2024
#583: Now! Git ‘em free!
Git em gets the boot, Jewish tunnels, airplane snafus, Maribeth turns 30, Walt and Frank5 go to Detroit.
Sun, January 07, 2024
#582: Calloused Ears
New year & Christmas recap, Q & Bry rethink their wave runner dreams, AI death calculator, book binding dreams.
Sun, December 17, 2023
#581: Q the Running Man
Sage acts the fool, Q is impressed by his nephew, someone meets “Q” online, how much to get peed on?
Sun, December 10, 2023
#580: Mother Ducker
What’s old? Blue October, Kiss, and Zombie concerts. What if Bry returned from the dead?
Sun, December 03, 2023
#579: TESD Angels
Thanksgiving, Black Friday blind item, Walt gives up on Git ‘em, JTHG is named mvp.
Wed, November 22, 2023
#578: The Johnson Chip
Q does LA, thanksgiving facts, Git ‘em surveils Walt, secrets to living to 100, Airport Plaza fecal follies.
Sun, November 12, 2023
#577: Human Code H
Q’s webcam fetish, Robert the Doll part 2, Q faces a moral quandary, problems at Disney, TESD award categories.
Sun, November 05, 2023
#576: Double Puss-Out
The yarn lady dominates Hazlet plaza, Bry falls prey to superstition, Halloween costume snafu, a new Staten Island ‘park’. Intro drum fill by Australian Ant Elijah Pogrund
Mon, October 30, 2023
#575: The TESD Halloween Spooktacular
Walt’s fears and costume no-nos. A special guest joins TESD for their annual Halloween show!
Mon, October 23, 2023
#574: The Doffening
Q attends a gala, crazy revenge, calling people lazy, taking on demons. Enter to win a Four Color Demons guitar!- www.tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway
Mon, October 16, 2023
#573: Ming the Maverick
Ming joins TESD to justify his award. The TESD'Z season is afoot. Git'em's receipt controversy continues. Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from American Musical Supply: tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway
Sun, October 08, 2023
#572: Call Me Mr. Johnson
Ming wins an award, Mexican space aliens, Brady Bulletins, Git'em battles security, Bry wants to break his face. Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from American Musical Supply: tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway
Mon, October 02, 2023
#571: Stool Archeologist
Git ‘em ruins the atmosphere, volleyball celebrations, Canada honors a Nazi, Baby names, wholesome Hollywood.
Sun, September 24, 2023
#570: Nose Too Long?
Jimmy the Hair Guy needs to prove himself, Q helps out the 13%ers, jet skis, Bry calls Git ‘em out.
Sun, September 17, 2023
#569: Brown Snakes on a Plane
Walt’s rocking is nearly stopped short, right-wing flower shops, Bry is sent on a fool’s errand, Git ‘em and Frank 5 go on a date.
Sat, September 09, 2023
#568: Days of our Lives
Criminal skill sets, TESD plans to rock, Q experiences a tragedy, the guys Hitlearn something. ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Fri, August 25, 2023
#567: Little Chippy (abridged)
After Bry causes audio issues by repeatedly blowing out his mic during a hissy fit, we join TESD eight minutes in to talk Walt and Frank5 developing a convoluted flea marketing code, Walt ODing, Q falling in love, and fat news. This episode is sponsored by Care/Of.
Fri, August 11, 2023
#566: North of the Border
Q tells a harrowing tale AND gets bullied! An OG ant suffers a devastating loss, Bry, Walt, and Git ‘em go to a micro wrestling match. Sponsor: ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Tue, July 25, 2023
#565: TESD’s Life of Bryan
Q rocks out, Bry gets ‘free’ soup, Maribeth’s Onlyfans, is Fat Boy Summer in peril, Troy weighs in on the Gilgo Beach killer. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Thu, July 20, 2023
#564: Son of the Soil
Taylor Swift, wrestling, and Taylor Swift wrestling.
Wed, July 12, 2023
#563: F.U.N. (Plankton style)
Bry has a BBQ, Walt doesn’t care for a suggestion, Walt and Q see Indiana Jones.
Tue, July 04, 2023
#562: Fat Boy Summer
Fourth of July plans, Bry and Walt get doxxed, Walt and Frank5 go to Myrtle Beach, sub disaster.
Sun, June 25, 2023
#561: Alien Dildo
Bry, Walt, and Q discuss the world of the paranormal.
Sun, June 18, 2023
#560: The Porcelain Unabomber
Q attends a bachelorette party, the Unabomber dies, the Strange Case of Natalia Grace, Bry receives LHOTP backlash, Walt and the Franks embark on an adventure. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Mon, June 12, 2023
#559: Q’s Madhouse
Walt and Q argue dogs vs cats, Walt quizzes Sunday Jeff, is weed smoking contributing to ozone depletion?
Wed, June 07, 2023
#558: Bonnet Headz
TESD welcomes a very special guest. Bry is EXCITED! https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Wed, May 10, 2023
#557: Kissing Bandits
Bry’s lack of meds is showing, driving etiquette, IJ cruise, Fat News x2, Jackson Mahomes, portrait update.
Mon, May 01, 2023
#556: Q’s Cup Overfloweth
Q costs TESD a guest. Bry offends someone by calling her old. Bry, Walt, and Frank5 go to Kmart.
Mon, April 24, 2023
#555: I Wanna Be Tough
Frank 5 eats a whole bunch of clams. Q and Troy embarrass Bry in front of Bruce Campbell. Is Bry being too old school about Sage’s fashion?
Tue, April 18, 2023
#554: Joey da Rose
The first episode in the TESD guest series features long-time friend, Joe DeRosa…and Bry and Q making fun of Joe DeRosa. Joe plays dyslexia. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Wed, April 12, 2023
#553: So Smooth
A guest-booker goes under a probationary period, is Bry loving, kids don’t appreciate wisdom, LHOTP, Columbo, AI, crazed bus driver gets paid. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD. This episode is sponsored by Care/of
Mon, April 03, 2023
#552: The Perils of Petsitting
Bry and Walt try to get guests for the pod, death videos, what does Hell smell like, Q regrets his treatment of a past guest.
Sun, March 26, 2023
#551: The Joe DeRosa Train
Bry proposes a posthumous prank, fencing, would you go back to your five-year-old self. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Sun, March 19, 2023
#550: The Secret
Bry is vindicated, Q celebrates his birthday week, Git ‘em reveals his perfect woman, Ming’s first stand up set is reviewed.
Mon, March 06, 2023
#549: Fair Weather Flanagan
Recorded February 20th. Bry finds out what it would take for Walt to unfriend him, Jackson Mahomes ctd, Walt returns to a former love.
Sun, February 26, 2023
#548: Tee Is For Tampon
Q’s back and talking wrestling, an oldie but a goodie is retired, Walt becomes a caretaker and attempts to tell an off-color joke.
Mon, February 20, 2023
#547: Absentee Podcaster
Jackson Mahomes is corny AF, Super Bowl, Ming’s IG post confuses people, Bry dusts off an old joke.
Mon, February 13, 2023
#546: Material Boyz
Sage’s super-sweet seventeenth, does Madonna have friends, Q is a nerd.
Mon, February 06, 2023
#545: The Q Spot
The Empire State Building offends Walt & Q, most mysterious body part, Sheetz is in deep sheet, part II of the Truth Commission.
Mon, January 30, 2023
#544: The Commish
Cultural appropriation, bananas in condoms, what truths are worth telling.
Mon, January 23, 2023
#543: No Apologies
Madonna’s tour video, Bry runs a prank by Walt and Q, Walt brings a new game
Sat, January 14, 2023
#542: The Sting, too
Walt’s absence is explained, Bry and Q get yelled at, what color is YOUR loofah?
Sun, January 08, 2023
#541: Tuna Slop
Bry has an idea for a YouTube channel, online dilemmas, portrait follow-up.
Sun, December 25, 2022
#540: Hot Grandma
Bry goes to Orlando, Married with Children, Ship Breaker, questions are answered.
Tue, December 06, 2022
#539: Mr. Glass
Thanksgiving attire, when does the honeymoon stage end, Bry refrains from entering an argument. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Mon, November 28, 2022
#538: Kids in Satan’s Service
Post-Thanksgiving wrap up, Bry spends a day Blue Octobering, unusual after-school clubs.
Mon, November 21, 2022
#537: Jive Turkeys
Bry, Walt, & Q talk concerts, thanksgiving, and Brady. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Mon, November 14, 2022
#536: Salmon In The Microwave
Little House on the Prairie vs Police Woman, Ming goes to Dubai, Bry, Walt and Q join the Curator to give Git Em an employee evaluation
Mon, November 07, 2022
#535: I WON’T Shut Up!
There’s a know-it-all in the bunch this week. Guess who? Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Sun, October 23, 2022
#534: The 2022 TESD Halloween Spooktacular
Join Bry, Walt, Q and special guests for the spookiest episode of the year!
Mon, October 17, 2022
#533: Git Em’s Excellent Adventure
Bry, Walt, and Q send Git Em back in time. Halloween Ends.
Sun, October 09, 2022
#532: A Sexy Canoe Trip
Bry, Walt, and Q discuss prize-winning, wildlife stories, Tom vs Gisele, Boom parties.
Tue, September 27, 2022
#531: Bodacious
Q’s harried schedule, Adam Levite’s troubles, Walt & Bry suffer from penis envy.
Tue, September 20, 2022
#530: Cons-troversy
Frank has a bad month, unscrupulous salesmen, sewage problems.
Mon, September 12, 2022
#529: Oyster Boners
Bry continues to battle his pool, 9/11 menus, Sage stands up for Dada.
Thu, September 08, 2022
#528: Koi-tastrophe
Walt brings some banter topics, dungarees, Bry's pool gives him trouble.
Mon, September 05, 2022
#528: Koi-tastrophe
Walt brings some banter topics, dungarees, Bry’s pool gives him trouble.
Mon, August 29, 2022
#527: Barbara Eden is 90!!
Q goes to Graceland, Bry changes his name to Sherwin-Williams, cross-shaped docks, woke nightclubs.
Sun, August 21, 2022
#526: Foreign Chicken Fingers
Stolen houseplants, Blue October, Bry is a CH from leaving the crooked house behind
Mon, August 08, 2022
#525: The Hammer
Are cats an alien species?, Batgirl, is spaz offensive?
Sun, July 31, 2022
#524: Cletus’ World
Bry witnesses a savage attack, Q has a new best friend, are cats aliens?
Mon, July 18, 2022
#523: Bruce Almighty
The boys give Rob Bruce a TESD send off.
Sun, July 10, 2022
#522: The Sin of Happiness
Q’s in the dumps, 4th of July, Amish gazebos, the boys celebrate a murder.
Wed, June 29, 2022
#521: Cruisin’ With The Oldies
Q secures his place in heaven, Walt proves his ping-pong prowess, Bry takes a step towards living like a real human.
Mon, June 13, 2022
#520: Chuck Roast
Bry and Q don’t get the true love they feel they deserve, Walt’s 28th anniversary, Bry nearly attends a sweet 16.
Mon, June 06, 2022
#519: Superfestation
De-aging, Q eyes a wrestling career, Bry hates hairy toes. More tales from the road.
Sun, May 29, 2022
#518: One Con and a Funeral
Walt and Git ‘em party in Orlando while Bry picks out a wardrobe to visit Ohio.
Mon, May 16, 2022
#517: Talkin’ About Sharkin’
Death, lawsuits, calling people bald and forced grandchildren.
Sun, May 08, 2022
#516: The Vanilla Edge
The boys spring leaks, Bry and Q lose a favored vacation spot, a rare purchase is made.
Mon, April 25, 2022
#515: PhDeez Nutz
Bry goes to a water park, Walt suggests a better way of life, Bill Murray acts like a jerk.
Sun, April 17, 2022
#514: Final Foreskin
Wrestling, clones, Down Syndrome models.
Tue, March 29, 2022
#513: Johnny’s Choice
Oscar slap, gay dogs, Bry brings his list, Walt quarrels with a gas jockey.
Mon, March 21, 2022
#512: Sack Window
TB12 returns, murderabilia, Iceberg Slim, The Batman, Coffee vs Tea.
Tue, March 15, 2022
#511: G-Spot and C-Man
Bry has to explain death to Sage, the boys play Quinny's Choice.
Tue, March 08, 2022
#510: It’s all about Frank
The boys debut a new Patreon show for all to enjoy.
Sun, February 27, 2022
#509: The Mooching Sack
Cooper destroys a personal item, Bry gets testy about bagel prices, Walt brings a new game to the table
Mon, February 21, 2022
#508: It’s Curtains For Ya
Walt gets rejected, Bry’s illin’, TESD world records, semen sabotage.
Tue, February 08, 2022
#507: F Las Vegas
TESD returns with tales of snow and frustration. Celeb deaths. Dedicated to Brian Ruppert.
Mon, January 17, 2022
#506: Big, Blue, Boy Scout
Bry, Walt, and Q bring the razzle-dazzle of the Patreon show ‘I Buy Comics’ to TESD.
Mon, January 10, 2022
#505: Anklez & Tipz
Tom Brady breaks a tablet, girls basketball, Q’s foray into Onlyfans
Sat, January 01, 2022
#504: Gotcha!
Dr. J joins the boys for a surprise end-of-the-year ep.
Mon, December 20, 2021
#503: 30 Years of Nuthin’
Socially distanced Santa, covid, Bry eats a cracker, Spider-Man, Q gets traumatized
Mon, December 13, 2021
#502: Covid Chuck
Walt makes his triumphant return, Hawkeye, and camel beauty contests.
Mon, December 06, 2021
#501: And Then There Were Two
With Walt on the mats, Bry & Q present Space Monkeys
Sun, November 21, 2021
#500: It’s The Big One
TESD welcomes a host of guests to celebrate their 500th episode.
Sun, November 14, 2021
#499: Castawayed!
The boys go to the movies, Q has a scare, Walt puts some hair on his chest, what if the mafia wanted your house?
Sun, November 07, 2021
#498: Cometh the Early Bird
TESD Town studios goes through growing pains, Bry peeps leaves, Bill Murray, Jon Bon Jovi rest stop.
Mon, November 01, 2021
#497: The 2021 TESD Halloween Spooktacular: Dollah’s Inferno
The white and gold Barons compete against the Devil to rescue Dollah Shave’s soul from hell. Plus the annual 'most offensive Halloween costume' list. With exclusive bonus game commentary!
Mon, October 25, 2021
#496: Devil’s Beef
UFO cults, Alec Baldwin, Leaf peeping, Walt celebrates.
Mon, October 18, 2021
#495: …Ehhhhh
Concerts, fruit flies, sexy Halloween, restless anus syndrome
Mon, October 11, 2021
#494: Dungaree Butthole
TESD wins some awards, no biggie. Urban Meyer, Many Saints of Newark, Venom, James Bond.
Sun, September 26, 2021
#493: Potato Thighs
Walt and Bry panic. TESD begins a new era.
Tue, September 21, 2021
#492: Space Monkeys - Four's Company
Cookie etiquette, aging rockers, squirrels.
Mon, September 13, 2021
#491: We don't watch birds, birds watch us!
Labor Day weekend, has TESD gone PC, conspiracy theories.
Mon, August 30, 2021
#490: Balls!!!
Bry and Maribeth celebrate their first anniversary, What If, Walt and Bry on the set of Clerks III, Q creates sexual magic.
Mon, August 23, 2021
#489: TESD of Love
Suicide Squad, reality tv, and erroneous tipping.
Sun, August 08, 2021
#488: Channel 1,000,000
Sal Vulcano joins the boys to talk Fed-ex delivery, anniversary gifts, Rumpology, and below-the-belt anatomy.
Sat, July 31, 2021
#487: We Got Musk
Bry, Q, and Jiggy go to Key West. UFOs, dogs, Git ‘Em gets life advice.
Sun, July 18, 2021
#486: Gimme Dat Blue Milk
Bry is on his way to becoming a ‘good boy’. Forgiving a friend for his compulsion. The boys Hitlearn something.
Sun, July 11, 2021
#485: Westward Ho!
Q is regaled as Bry, Walt, and Frank5 recount their vacation. Bry seeks counsel on answering a strange text.
Tue, June 22, 2021
#484: Cruzin’ 4 Male Tail
Radio serials, lawyers, water pills, the bar for ugly.
Mon, June 14, 2021
#483: A Joyride Into Space
Neighborhood patrols, ‘raunchy’ parades, advertisers, serial killers, Jeff Bezos and stoned lobsters.
Mon, June 07, 2021
#482: In praise of a bear girl
Man-eating birds, skin cancer, overthinking, and Hitlearning.
Mon, May 31, 2021
#481: Silent Sufferin’
Hair metal tattoos, Q saves Bry from a nursing home, who in TESD shows toxic masculinity?
Sun, May 23, 2021
#480: The Human Fifi
Q wins a major award. Could you beat up an elephant? Have Bry, Walt & Q outlived their desirability?
Sun, May 09, 2021
#479: Rubber Feet
Frank5 day reviewed, Git ‘em reveals a long buried secret, a man wields an unusual weapon against police.
Sun, April 25, 2021
#478: The Spy Who F&@ked Me
Pet names, Sasquatch, fat news.
Sun, April 18, 2021
#477: BTS 4 eva
Knock out vs diarrhea, teaching birds to sing, what kind of puppet are YOU?
Mon, April 12, 2021
#476: Devil Shoes
Spring break, new outlooks, and Kong vs Godzilla
Sun, March 28, 2021
#475: King Thong
This week they talk about camping, Three’s Company, shrimp tails and whale tails.
Sun, March 21, 2021
#474: Retell ‘Em Steve Dave: Part Two
The boys talk about days of olde with Kev Smith.
Sun, March 14, 2021
#473: Keep it De-real
Q gives a Covid update, passwords, immortality, and yellow cardinals.
Sun, March 07, 2021
#472: Senility Smiles
The Johnson’s “celebrate” Pam’s 75th. Sunday Jeff divulges the secret to everlasting youth. The Chinese get down and dirty.
Sun, February 28, 2021
#471: Poppin’ Da Cherry
Bry, Walt & Q try out their new studio for the first time and talk about tossing trophies, Sucking Wandavision weiner and hermaphroditic birds.
Sun, February 14, 2021
#470: The Cult of Tom
Q is back in the pink, Bry has wanderlust, Bry and Q watch Flashdance.
Sat, February 06, 2021
#469: Qovid
Walt visits the post office. Bry and Walt consider a plowing business and reminisce about an old job.
Mon, February 01, 2021
#468: Orange Man
Capitol riots, hunting Bigfoot and the Super Bowl
Tue, January 19, 2021
#467: Swan Song
Bry, Walt and Q get melancholy when they record for the last time in the Secret Stash. Also, giant wieners.
Mon, January 04, 2021
#466: The Birdman of Staten Island
Christmas recap. Q’s etiquette is questioned. Would you hire a prison coach?.
Tue, December 29, 2020
#465: Wookiee Style
Walt fears ice, The Mandalorian, Declan is behind the deep fake craze.
Fri, December 25, 2020
#464.5: It Was The Times: Black Christmas
Bry and Frank 5 are joined by stalwart 13%er Chelsea Hughs to talk about the horror classic.
Wed, December 16, 2020
#464: Ignorance is Dope
Bry goes to Orlando, Q takes issue with a friend, Sage drops a bombshell.
Wed, December 09, 2020
#463.1: The Best of Butter Lips
Join Bry, Walt Gitem and Tom as they take a special look back at best clips from the All New Sunday Jeff show
Sat, December 05, 2020
#463: Who’s The Turkey Now?
Thanksgiving, sexy teen hijinx, Pam and Edgar betray Bry.
Mon, November 30, 2020
#462: Gimme The Loot
Bry, Walt and Q sit down with the record store clerk to face off with their love-making playlists.
Sat, November 21, 2020
#461: Stronger than Time
The boys talk midlife crisis, bullying. Bry & Q try their hand at unorthodox couples counseling.
Mon, November 09, 2020
#460: Fat Tit
Bry discovers he may not be a breeze of a friend. Should platonic buddies breed? Curse of the parrot.
Tue, November 03, 2020
#459: Mask
Git Em and Q debate The Mandalorian, an update on brother Erik, Ant tattoos.
Sun, October 25, 2020
#458: Sarcata Nagrata
Walt celebrates a sexy birthday, Git ‘Em lives with Camel spiders, Joe Gatto calls in to talk pooches.
Tue, October 13, 2020
#457: The Meundies 2020 TESD Halloween Spooktacular
Prepare for an episode choc-a-bloc full of sassy spirits, cheeky poltergeists and a very special visit from a horror icon.
Wed, October 07, 2020
#456: Musical E
Thanks to Q, Walt relives a familiar nightmare. How to crack a safe. Jsarge brings good vibes and comedian Steve Byrne joins the pod.
Sun, September 27, 2020
#455: Potpourri of TESD
Q is elected minister of defense. Bry wants a muscle car. What music would you play for aliens?
Mon, September 21, 2020
#454: Eyes Up!
Greeting cards aren’t for everyone. Is your vision worth a toke of weed? Wedding talk.
Mon, September 14, 2020
#453: One Boob Out
Night one of the IJ cruise finds a heavily medicated Bry talking about his distaste for crossing guards, inventive snaps and werewolf schools.
Mon, August 31, 2020
#452: Die on Every Hill
Bry and his boys retire to a cave to record the bachelor party of the Pandemic. Trigger warning: spotty sound in the beginning.
Sun, August 23, 2020
#451: I Buy Comics
Bry, Walt and Q bring a taste of Patreon.
Sun, August 09, 2020
#450: Silver (alert) Foxes
The evils of ‘Kindergarten Cop’, Q “loses’”power, has TESD lost its fastball?
Mon, August 03, 2020
#449: Dr. Qlittle
Q plays Ranger Rick. Walt faces down killer bees. Bry issues an apology.
Mon, July 20, 2020
#448: Sk8ter Boyz
Homeward Bound, The Ten Commandments and mortality.
Mon, July 13, 2020
#447: Phuc Boyz
A hero teacher dies, unsettling urbanites and the boys make a public plea to Spotify.
Mon, June 22, 2020
#446: The TESD Father’s Day Blowout
Do you need one?!
Thu, June 11, 2020
#445: Overkill: Kissing The Prussian Devil
Cryptids and Corona
Sun, May 24, 2020
#444.5: It Was The Times
*WARNING! Major spoilers lie within. Frank5 and Bry talk ‘The Last American Virgin’
Sun, May 24, 2020
#444: Four Colors For Life
Bry, Walt, and Q celebrate this demonic episode by talking frenzied Frenchies and piss boners.
Thu, May 14, 2020
#443: Q’s Blues
Q donates beer for a noble reason. Bry recommends a movie, Walt disagrees.
Sun, May 03, 2020
#442: Fry Guy
Q waxes philosophic. Walt is downvoted.
Wed, April 29, 2020
#441.5: Frank5 and Bry Present: The 80’s in 80
Frank5 & Bry discuss the 1983 teen sex romp ‘Joysticks’
Sat, April 25, 2020
#441: Lyin’ Johnson
Corona (of course), Cryptozoic Man, and other stuff.
Sun, April 19, 2020
#440: Tit 4 Tat
Would YOU shun a friend for cannibalizing a child?
Mon, April 13, 2020
#439: TESD 3-way
Bry, Walt, and Q assess their personalities
Sun, April 05, 2020
#438: Over The Rainbow Bagel
Q poses an ethical question, Walt considers cooking in the nude, Bry loses his cool and nothing gets destroyed.
Tue, March 24, 2020
#437: Jim Class
You NEVER guess what Bry, Walt, and Q talk about this week!
Fri, March 13, 2020
#436: Overkill Junior
Bry loses time in a haunted hotel, the TESD cameramen tell a harrowing story.
Sun, March 01, 2020
#435.5: Hear Ye, Hear Ye
The news you’ve been waiting for
Fri, February 28, 2020
#435: Bry The Masseuse
The IJ Movie sweeps the nation. Bry does a comedy event with Jiggy. Bry and Walt compare their ‘worth writing down’ lists.
Fri, February 21, 2020
#434: Are You My Mother?
TESD welcomes a rare guest
Tue, February 11, 2020
#433: Stirling Porrich
#433: Stirling Porrich by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
Sun, February 02, 2020
#432: Spreading the Disease
A quarantined Bry Skypes into TESD. Ming offers Q a stake in A Shared Universe.
Mon, January 27, 2020
#431: Ill Communication
Bry and Walt talk to Jersey guy and Comic Book Men showrunner, Brian Nashel about the old days.
Sun, January 19, 2020
#430: Oldmandalorian
Bry and Walt try to raise Q’s spirits by invoking Star Wars and The Penn State scandal.
Sat, January 11, 2020
#429: Fire in the Hole: Rise of the Buttlerockets
Bry, Walt and Q talk about hotel trysts, New Years rockin eve and teens micturating all over each other.
Sun, December 08, 2019
#428: It’s over, Johnson! It’s over!
A devious and malevolent podcasting duo launch Operation: Destroy the beloved podcast, Tell ‘Em Steve Dave
Sun, November 24, 2019
#427: Water Tastes Like Water
Robo-Q visits, Walt makes a stinky Sophie’s choice. Bry defines irony.
Thu, November 14, 2019
#426: Gone Phishin’
Bry’s mental state is thrown into question. A long, lost, guest is welcomed back.
Thu, October 31, 2019
#425: Prince Bry of Monaco
The advertising piper is paid. Bry hangs up his tool belt for good. Historic news comes from Tesdtown.
Sun, October 27, 2019
#424: Chicken Centipede
Bry, Walt, and Q talk to a special Halloween guest.
Mon, October 21, 2019
#423: The One Where They Seem Comatose
Someone besmirches Q’s beloved Ghostbustahs. Walt ruminates about a life most ordinary.
Thu, October 10, 2019
#422: A Scarecrow’s Story
Depressed moods, insomnia, getting old, and embracing ones glaring shortcomings. It’s a tesd party!
Fri, September 27, 2019
#421: Retailer Holocaust
Q officially launches his beer. Walt calls out Amazon. Bry goes gaga for a celeb.
Sun, September 15, 2019
#420: The Brothers Grimm(Er)
Bry’s brothers, Erik and Darin, drop by to tell tale of growing up Johnson.
Tue, September 10, 2019
#419: Silver Ain’t Bad
Bry and Walt take Q to business school. Walt defends an indefensible video. Who’s the coolest member of TESD?
Sat, August 31, 2019
#418: QISS
Bry goes to a kid’s party. Q rocks out in fellowship with an unlikely compatriot.
Thu, August 29, 2019
#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade
#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
Mon, August 19, 2019
#417: Little Owl Hands
Jiggy guest stars and talks comedy, celebrity stalkers and all manner of animal attacks.
Thu, August 08, 2019
#416: Rock and Roll Fantasy
Bry and Q go rock concerting. Bry and Q go rock concerting. Walt invokes Triple Talaq.
Fri, August 02, 2019
#415: American Dadz
Twitter turns on a beloved TESDtown resident. Walt defends both Tom Brady (surprise!) and servitors (surprise!)
Tue, July 23, 2019
#414: This Shithole Earth
Q falls repeatedly and can’t get up, Walt’s cops a blasé attitude toward aliens.
Mon, July 15, 2019
#413: Bagel Shrimp
Who did what on the 4th, IJ shoots their 200th episode, Walt never saw Willy Wonka.
Thu, June 27, 2019
#412: Fancy Pants
Q grouses about a favor Bry asked. Walt demonstrates a show of wealth.
Tue, June 18, 2019
#411: Auditory Promised Land
How does one address casual anti-semitism from a new relative? Join Casey Bry, Walt, and Q along with special guest Casey Jost to find out!
Tue, June 11, 2019
#410: BM Bounty Hunters
Walt & Git 'Em conspire to cheat animal services. Bry & Mike envision a 2nd career
Fri, May 31, 2019
#409: No More Periods, Period!
IG dummy destroys a statue, Walt loves Aladdin, Bry deals with holiday traffic
Sat, May 25, 2019
#408: Activate Baby Mode
Provocative bumper stickers, which member of TESD will die first and Bry learns to use his words.
Fri, May 17, 2019
#407: Hair by Jeffrëy
Bry, Walt, & Sunday Jeff talk about a high school porn star, match game and fallen celebs.
Thu, May 09, 2019
#406: The Slippery Slope of Satanism
Easter doings. Walt goes bananas. Vegas trip update.
Wed, April 24, 2019
#405: Jurassic Dorks
Q and Git ‘Em plan a Vegas trip. Walt dismisses Paleontologists dressed in their Sunday best. Bry is triggered by a 40 year old game show.
Mon, April 15, 2019
#404: Romancing the Stone
Things get serious as the guys talk about Bry’s latest health issue and what crimes do and don’t deserve incarceration
Thu, April 11, 2019
#403: Rock and Roll Fantasy
Did ‘80’s Metal prevent teen suicide? Walt, Bry, & Q head to the Big Easy where Q buys a smut piece.
Thu, March 28, 2019
#402: Never.
Bry, walt, and Q head to New Orleans. Bry shows questionable passion in regard to a decades-old game show.
Fri, March 08, 2019
#401: After the Glory...
Hot off the stunning reception of episode 400, Bry, Walt, and Q do a 401st episode. Joey Fatone calls in.
Thu, February 14, 2019
#400.1: Making Haystory
Part 2 of the best episode of the best podcast ever. Famous TESDtown residents stop by to play some games. Music: Vicky Pezza - No Need to Roofie
Thu, February 07, 2019
#400: Makin' Hay 3
The boys celebrate 400 episodes by completing a trilogy almost a decade in the making Music: Vicky Pezza - This Song is About Brian 'Q' Quinn of TV's Impractical Jokers
Sat, February 02, 2019
#399: WrestleRama
Tom Brady takes a drubbing. Walt’s jelly over Bry and Q gettin’ lovey dovey. Music: Blood Moons - Flying Without Feathers
Fri, January 25, 2019
#398: Max Factor
An old friend sits in for Q. Music: Solar Warden - Interdimensional Penis
Tue, January 15, 2019
#397: Prank Superstar
Bry, Walt, and Q spend some alone time. Walt questions Bry’s boundaries. Music: The Radium Girls - Perigo Mines
Tue, January 08, 2019
#396: Fitbit Follies
Bry, Walt, and Q talk about the holidays. Bry and Q have a movie night. Music: Tracksuit Ambassador - Gravespotting
Sun, December 23, 2018
#395: Fuller House
Christmas trees, Santa rates and Bry becomes testy with a purveyor of hamburgers. Music: TESD - Baby It's Cold Outside
Wed, December 05, 2018
#394: The Ronda Rousey of Reindeers
Thanksgiving, Rudolph, and AI sexin’ Music: Shinobi Ninja - ILL ISH
Tue, November 20, 2018
#393.5: Tea Time
Slugs, periods, cow shit, panties for all, and punching bus drivers. Music: Vogue Villains - From Us, To Them
Fri, November 09, 2018
#393: The SS Hoochie
Bry keeps up with the Kardashians, fat news, The R-word is examined. Music: The Winter Project - Soaring Death
Mon, October 29, 2018
#392: King Dong
Bry, Q and a drugged up Walt discuss the urine black market, Broadway plays and nude aquatic adventurers. Walt takes a wrong turn in the Big City. Music: 4 Colors 4 Life - TESD Rap
Sat, October 20, 2018
#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh
#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
Fri, October 12, 2018
#390: Unhuggable
Walt prescribes hugs for happiness. Bry renews his vow to end handshaking. Can you keep a meteorite? Music: Sunday Greg - I am 148
Fri, October 05, 2018
#389: A Livestream to Remember
Bry, Walt, and Q throw in the towel. Music: Scott E. Wells - Woke Up to a World on Fire
Mon, September 24, 2018
#388: Death and Periods
Who’d wipe your ass in a pinch? Sage dispenses some advice. Q gets into a fender bender. Music: CVPITVLS - Stereologue
Wed, September 12, 2018
#387: Fuck Cantcer
Bry has no choice but to embrace solipsism. Walt argues for puppies in restaurants. Music: The Last Martyr - Into The Black
Wed, September 05, 2018
#386: Washing the Martian
Bry suffers an indignity, a delivery boy is scorned, Q drinks a Bud Light. Really. Music: Right As Rain - Helen Of North Brunswick
Wed, August 29, 2018
#385: Mr. Manager
A suicidal celeb garners Walt’s sympathy. Bry revels in Kendall Jenner’s woes. Q shakes his head at both. Music: Like A Villain (AZ) - I'm Fine
Wed, August 22, 2018
#384: My Brother the Car
Bry’s brother Erik, official TESD Town shrink, takes the Flan and Son diagnostic assessment test. Bry displays questionable behavior at a wedding. Music: Speds - And So It Is
Tue, August 14, 2018
#383: Mind Effer (Clean Version)
Dave from Monster Magnet drops by to talk about tons of shit. Music: Wild Kites - Pickpocket
Tue, August 07, 2018
#382: The Podcast That Cared Too Much
Bry discourages the musical youth. Walt considers a name change. The Fill Ins - No Love Lost
Tue, July 31, 2018
#381: Butthole Motorboat
Audio from the TESD livestream and then some extra. Handies, Staten Island lore and George Washington vs the Haitians. Music: I Fight Bears - Lost the Fight.
Sat, July 14, 2018
#380:The Declan Cut Sucks
Bry brings an Overkill That’s sure to please and Walt attempts to top it with a scary close encounter. Music: Senior Discount - Afterlife
Fri, July 06, 2018
#379: Stop That Pigeon
The Jokers star in a new tow truck show, Bry marvels at Ming’s passion, Walt goes on a cruise to the mosquito coast. Music: Thrown to the Wolves - Republic
Tue, June 26, 2018
#378: Scatman Johnson
Walt questions the practice of whistling while you work. Q and Bry take a definitive personality test. Music: Pope Paul & The Illegals - Altered State
Mon, June 25, 2018
#377: Return of the Mack...Daddy
Bry, Walt and Q celebrate Q’s return with stories from the IJ set and deliver big news...some of it good and some of it not so good. Music: Luchador Libre - Player 2 Blues
Thu, June 07, 2018
#376: Trash Purgatory
Walt and Bry cap off Q’s absence with the final guest host. Walt dusts off an old game. Music: Crazies - Crazy
Thu, June 07, 2018
#375.5: Go the F*ck to Sleep
Bry and Jsarge present the 2nd in a series of children’s stories
Thu, May 31, 2018
#375: Enema Mine
TESD introduces the new game show ‘Can you last longer in an attic than Anne Frank?’ Bry opens an “anything goes” bakery. Music: Senior Discount - A Fistful of Discount
Sat, May 26, 2018
#374: Johnson Being
When joined by another TESD alum, Walt gets competitive and Bry gets his Irish up. Music: The Winter Project - Pantomime
Sun, May 20, 2018
#373.5: Story Time
Something for the baby ants from Bry and JSarge
Wed, May 16, 2018
#373: Number 5 is Alive
Walt and Bry put the 2nd of Q’s stand-ins through the wringer and confront the idea that they may live in a shit hole county. Music: Dead Is Forever - King With No Throne.
Mon, May 07, 2018
#372: King of Swing
While BQ lights up the silver screen with his matinee idol looks, Bry and Walt talk to the legendary Ming Chen and play a new game with him. Music: Dave Wimer - Daisies and Razor Blades
Wed, May 02, 2018
#371: Daddy Edgar
Bry celebrates a true American Hero. Q considers running for office. Jiggy plays 1-true-3. Music: Scott E. Wells - Free
Tue, April 24, 2018
#370: Tell ‘Em Uber Dave
Jiggy joins TESD for a chat, Walt cheats on Tom Brady with Jim Halpert, Bry smells something fishy in a bakery. Music: The Captain Hates The Sea - The Octothorpe
Tue, April 10, 2018
#369: Angel Coitus
A 13%er who narrowly escaped the clutches of a deranged cult leader stops by. Is heaven just one big friend zone? Git ‘Em and Walt dish on their exclusive book club. Music: Medicated Savage - Be Original
Tue, April 03, 2018
#368: King Me!
After addressing his h8trz, Walt & Q pontificate on what Bry should care about. Music: Tommy Lombardozzi - You’re No Me
Sat, March 17, 2018
#367: Beside Flanagan
Nuptials, Black Panther and millennials, oh my. Music: Evoker - Insect Overlords
Mon, March 12, 2018
#366: The Woods of Defecation
Kev cheats death, Q & Walt try to dissect Bry with their blunt, little tools. A superstar NJ celeb calls in. Music: The Fill Ins - The Time Is Now
Thu, February 15, 2018
#365: Nobody’s Goat
Walt extolls the virtues of Tim vs Time. Q misses the point of a museum. Music: Desmond - Exile
Sat, February 03, 2018
#364: Himamānav
Bry gets as nasty as he wants to be, Git ‘Em runs afoul of Mike, a mystery substance lands on train tracks in a certain country. Music: Thy Kingdom Slum - Master Plan
Sat, January 20, 2018
#363: Kweeping up with the Kwinns
Bry & Q are invited to a football party, Walt loses a son, TESD loses a beloved game. Music: Pets with Human Names - Terracotta
Mon, January 15, 2018
#362: Keepin’ it rawz & keepin’ it realz
Bry needs a wife, Q vs Seth Rogen sex tape, Walt struggles with a recent death. Music: Casanovacaine - Wall of the Earth
Tue, January 09, 2018
#361: Git 'Em Dies at the End
Christmas and New Years reports, Git ‘Em has a near death experience, Baron Von Flanagan drops some sexy knowledge. Music: NORM - Spilled Milk
Fri, December 22, 2017
#360: Happy Hamburger
Walt loves standing in line, Bry hates craft stores, Xmas gift exchange. Music: Cydeways - Illusion
Sat, December 16, 2017
#359: Blue Ballz 4 Kidz
Is midnight too late to text your tailor? Q throws shade at Emeril. TESD considers taking the Tim Tebow challenge. Music: Blind Divide - Pathfinder
Sat, December 02, 2017
#358: F*ck the trees!
A Devils fan gets stabby. Walt “helps” Bry hang a TV and then spends the best $1.10 of his life. Music: Marbles & Pencils - Hands Up
Tue, November 21, 2017
#357: Kenan and Q
Old man Flanagan weighs in on the ‘family friendly’ IJ MSG show, Steve Harvey disappoints a nation, Bry has a hairy butt, Miss TESD Overbite contest. Music: The Rough Touch - Death Of A Preacher
Sat, November 11, 2017
#356: Better Late Than Never
Bry & Q return from the high seas. Walt offers up frowning disapproval of Bry’s life choices. Music: Atragon - I, Necromancer
Tue, October 31, 2017
#355: The 2017 Overdose Full Special
A holy visitor guides TESD through the depths of hell to rescue the Baron.
Fri, October 20, 2017
#354: Overbites Matter
Bry brings a hard hitting headline. With the passing of Tom Petty, Q looks to Walt as his new guru. Music: All This Time You’ve Been Waiting For This - Shape The World. The Heavens And The Earth
Sat, October 07, 2017
#353: The Gun Show
Vegas, Trumptards and libs, oh my. Music: IT - We're All In This Together
Sat, September 30, 2017
#352: LEGO Babies
Bry smells something foul, Walt brings a list of peeves, Q cares about nothing. Music: Doug Funnie - Rick and Morty (Recap Rap)
Sat, September 23, 2017
#351: NO MANGO
TESD vies for gang status. Walt receives a warning from a mysterious source. Music: Bad Knaves - Get Up On High
Tue, September 19, 2017
#350: I am the Patriarchy
Sandusky II, #SavePedro follow up, a listener is heard. Music: Equilibrium - Vague Space
Sun, September 10, 2017
#349: Down Mexico Way
Walt issues a challenge to Ken Jennings, Bry argues for preserving a little slice of Americana. Music: Waco - Coolangatta
Wed, August 30, 2017
#348: Time Commander in Chief
Asian confederates, Q becomes a horror icon, Walt don't got no back. Music: Evoker - Here Comes the Metric System
Sat, August 19, 2017
#347: Git'em the Hell Outta Here
Q gives an unexpected tip. Walt & Bry confront their hometown's sordid doings. Music: Sunday Greg - Get Better Declan
Sun, August 06, 2017
#346: Granny Comfort
Q's tips, Walt mellows out, Bry goes to Wildwood. Music: QuarterBurn - DeathKlock
Tue, August 01, 2017
#345: #NOTOKAY
Q's back from San Diego, Walt grouses like he's Bry, Bry dispenses sage advice to those who live close to the ground. Music: Forneus - The Nine Gates Of The Kingdom Of Torment
Mon, July 17, 2017
#344: Ann Landahs
Q dispenses advice, Sage overreaches. Music: Silent Descent - Breaking the Space
Sat, July 08, 2017
#343: Meet the Progressives
Walt buys two toilets, Q fears for new New York, Bry mourned the death of the bikini car wash. Music: Dangerfields - Embers
Tue, July 04, 2017
#342: The Rebranding of Baron Von Flanagan
Q doesn't get the laffs, Bry definitively states what it means to be 'the biggest fan'. Walt plans a solo career. Music: Nopium - Wanting
Sat, June 24, 2017
#341: Spooky Puss
Q tries to get arrested in Paris. The TESD brand takes to the sky. A reincarnated Walt is still going steady. Music: Relative Blood - #4
Fri, June 16, 2017
#340: Love Warrior
Who amongst the guys is a perfectionist? Walt's lack of cow milking skills makes him feel inadequate. Conflicting opinions on Wonder Woman. Music: El Beasto - Feed the Kraken
Sat, June 10, 2017
#339: Flanny Got Fingered
Bry vs Q, Q vs Walt, Walt vs Bry, Arbor Day vs Cinco De Mayo. Music: GRAYSON X - A Beautiful Nightmare
Thu, June 01, 2017
#338: Fevered Morphine Dreams
Walt & Q demand a kinder, gentler, Bry. A final update on GoT boy's love life. Walt wants to get on some dumb list by any means necessary.Music: Bastard and the Crows - The Fall of John Adams High
Fri, May 26, 2017
#337: Kwigleeuh
Murder most foul, past lives most lived & Stargate most boring. Music: Language of the Mad - Life
Sun, May 14, 2017
#336: Mushken
Walt sympathizes with Lil Bow Wow, Bry sympathizes with Kendall Jenner, Q sympathizes with Steve Harvey. An all new game show debuts. Music: Score of All Things - I Am Dead Inside
Fri, May 05, 2017
#335: Prince Q
Sage gets married, Walt suggests an unorthodox method of fighting terrorists. Are prison boyfriends acceptable? Music: Boom Child - I Want to Shift Your Sister
Fri, April 28, 2017
#334: Shave and a Haircut
Bry & Q make the headline on Hollywood's top news sites, Hitlearn something new, Bry goes to dinner with the Flanagans. Music: Famous Fred and the Creatures Unknown - Ganda
Tue, April 25, 2017
#333: Sunday Jeffosauraus
Bry talks about a self-proclaimed haunted bar, did dinosaurs pitch in to build the pyramids? Music: Aurora Blue - Stay
Wed, April 19, 2017
#332: Bloody good time
Bry talks of a budding fear of bathtubs, super crappy food and overflowing urine troughs at the 2017 Edinburgh Comic Book Men panel. Music: Kyle Sammond - Ride
Fri, April 07, 2017
#331: Is there a Doctor in the house?
Bry's brother Erik, a fancy pants doctor, offers up some psychological breakdowns. Music: Scott E. Wells - Damn Near Twenty
Sat, March 25, 2017
#330: Try the Veal
The boys welcome a superstar guest. Walt reconsiders a tap dancing career. Music: Galactic Polecats - Necro Girlfriend
Sat, March 18, 2017
#329: Log Box
Bry, Walt & Q consider a 'Deliverance' remake, Bry gets into (another) altercation, 2 Live Crew vs 1 middle-aged Jew. Music: Chayser - My Three Suns
Sat, March 11, 2017
#328: Take a Blow
Bry and Walt are joined by the smartest man in the room. Bry is not invited to a kid's birthday party. Music: Concentric Circus - Pareidolia
Tue, March 07, 2017
#327: The Human Corn
Walt insinuates Bry's teflon coating may be scratched. Bry and Q go to Hollywood. Fat Newz.. Music: Ramskull - Hector
Mon, February 27, 2017
#326: The Atomic Lantern of Love
Bry marches in a peace rally, Valentine's Day philosophies. Music: Grady Seasons - Supervisor
Mon, February 20, 2017
#325: Ignorance is Holy
Bry, Walt & Q talk to a guy with more experience in exorcism than anyone else they know. Music: Dug Free Man - Break It
Sat, February 11, 2017
#324: The Verdict
The stunning follow up to Brian Quinn's trial by fire...ants. Should he stay or should he go now? Music: Jamie Coon - Forgive Me
Sun, February 05, 2017
#323: My Cousin Quinny Part II
Q is put on trial by fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Lo-fi Fun Factory - Pull yourself together
Mon, January 30, 2017
#322: My Cousin Quinny Part I
Q is put on trial by Fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Waco Band: Agitation
Sat, January 21, 2017
#321: Slip 'n Slide Orgy
Q's impending trial, Gay animals, Reddit douches, listener problems. Music: Melon Tiger: She Only Lies
Fri, January 13, 2017
#320: Hey, hey we're the Jokers!
Walt & Bry issue a sexy 100 day challenge, Mid-life dream cars vs mid-life reality hoopties, Sunday Jeff loses his passion for collecting. Music: Greg Rekus: Never Satisfied
Tue, January 10, 2017
#319: Nostradummies
Past quatrains are reviewed. Bry goes full Rupert Pupkin. Music: VaultsOfExtoth & JSarge - Lure of The Kissing Skull
Sun, January 01, 2017
#318: Q'z Brewz
2016 in review, American treasure Steve Martin, Q dreams of becoming the 2nd Baron on TESD. Music: 3 Parts Dead - My Mistake
Sat, December 24, 2016
#317: This is Why!
Q steals Walt's thunder, Rogue One, Bry discovers why he's not a doctor. Music: Sunday Greg - Sunday Jeff He is the best
Sun, December 18, 2016
#316: Grasshead
Walt proves his metaldom at a young age. Bry brings a Christmas tale of abject shittiness. Music: Dug Free Man - Getting Close
Sat, December 10, 2016
#315: Woe is Q
Q faces a catastrophe, Bry faces a minor bump in the road, Walt is shamed. Music: Floorian - Spinning Time
Sun, December 04, 2016
#314: Impressing the Prof
The Prussian Kissing Skull dishes out cheers & jeers. The guys present their senior thesis to Professor 5. Music: We Scare Nightmares - I, Narcoleptic
Sun, November 27, 2016
#313: 4th and Down
A supernatural force stirs Q. Walt stumbles in his first step in joining the Illuminati. Brytanic brings a conspiracy theory to the poker table. Music: Thy Crest Be Shorn - Winds Of Destruction
Sat, November 19, 2016
#312: Tan & Poisoned
Walt returns from Florida, Git 'Em gives an animal control clinic, TESD dispenses sound advice in a flash. Music: Sawdust - Downward
Sun, November 13, 2016
#311: Peepin' N Creepin'
While Walt suns his privileged ass in Florida, The Space Monkeys figure out how to make America tolerable again. Music: The November Council - Attack The Golden City
Fri, November 04, 2016
#310: Woke FlanaSkinOnSkin
Paradoxical undressing, Walt lures elderly people to his car, a famous guest craps all over TESD studios. Music: Sunday Greg - Glass Table
Fri, October 28, 2016
#309: Tampons 'n Mini Sombreros
Q defends Staten Island (again), PC BS pisses off Bry (again), Walt wants teens to run the country. Music: Mazinga - 547
Sun, October 23, 2016
#308: The 2016 Overdose Full Special
Bry's needle moves thanks to Troy. TESD presents their annual Halloween episode. Music: Vicky Pezza - Monster Dick
Sat, October 15, 2016
#307: BQ+BM=TLF
Q is named Pusshole of the Week, scary clown fad, the boys dust off 'Rant or Ruse?'. Music: Crazies - Spookshow
Fri, September 30, 2016
#306: #Funeralz
A TruTV suit joins TESD to expose the seedy underbelly of IJ. Walt & Bry take the opportunity to pitch a few grand slam ideas. Music: Woke - Alone In The Dark
Fri, September 23, 2016
#305: Batches of Patches
A beloved segment returns, the boys talk about Weiner, Q gets his rocks off. Music: Extinguish the Sun - Flashes
Thu, September 15, 2016
#304: It's Porn Dog!
Q is called to the carpet, Bry puts overzealous IJ fangirls on blast, smartest mammals. Music: Temple Kings - Big Talk Little Man
Sat, September 10, 2016
#303: Polaroid from Dimension Z
A mystery photograph provides a clue to another universe. Rationality is dismissed. The debunked is debunked. Music: Millennia - Callipygian.
Sat, September 03, 2016
#302: evaD evetS me' lleT
Bry goes to a urine park, Colonel Q defends his title, Walt introduces two brand-new games. Music: Human Repair Shop - Rats Off To Ya
Sun, August 28, 2016
#301: Chocolate Clocks
Git 'Em reveals how married life is treating him, Walt is first disgusted, then impressed by Sweden. Music: Jay Mac Attack - A Dogs Life
Fri, August 12, 2016
#300: Git 'Em to the Chapel
Tell 'Em Steve Dave celebrates their 300th podcast episode with the unholiest of ceremonies, the marriage of Git 'Em Steve Dave. Music: Vicky Pezza - Gitem Superstar
Fri, August 05, 2016
#299: Walking Over Hot Coals To 300
TESD mulls getting into the self help business. Music: So Much For Pathos - The Words To Say
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