Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed
Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed - the podcast that hunts down and tears apart shenanigans on the classic 1970s TV show, The Love Boat. When laws, morals, and behavior go rogue - We Are There!With a new episode each week, we're a TV review podcast that comments on, analyzes, and reviews the worst of these high-seas offenses with edgy commentary and modern-day criticism. Come aboard. We're expecting you! Join Rob Springer, Charlotte Jones, and Producer Caleb and get to know The Love Boat's all-too-cozy crew and peculiar passengers. When it comes to the wild ways of the 70s, you'll le...
Thu, July 11, 2024
Ep51 - She's a Little Runaway
Send us a text Teenage Runaway Girl? Captain's Paternity Tested! A study of Playboy magazine and body hair Producer Caleb in Stranger Things inspired drag? We celebrate one year of podcasting Love Boat Exposed!! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, July 04, 2024
Ep50 - Don Knotts Impregnates Catwoman?!
Send us a text Julie Newmar + Don Knotts !! The mis-match of the century!! Now The Love Boat has had pretty much every cast member from another of our old favorite TV shows, Three's Company! That's right, Catwoman from the original Batman TV show and Classic TV's own Barney Fife / Mr. Furley . Seduction. Impersonation. Pregnancy? Another plot touches on The Holocaust. Heavy. Are we even on the right show for this? ...plus a whole lot more... Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, June 27, 2024
Ep49- "R" Words: Three is Company Two
Send us a text 🛳️ New Lows are Hitting the Deck on this Episode: 🤪 The sad use of the word "Re*ard" (multiple times) to describe a young mentally handicapped boy - by his mom, Three's Company's Joyce DeWitt (!) 😞 The act of constant sexual harassment and possibly the other "R-word" - as a creep over-powers a woman for the entirety of the cruise - and her man, Three's Company's neighbor-guy, Larry stands by watching 🚓 In a bit of levity (?!) the captain faces possible jail time from IRS lady Phyllis Diller (?!) unless he sleeps with her (!!) 😇 Somehow at least The Doc stays above all the filth of this episode. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, June 20, 2024
Ep48 - Taxi Driver: Love Boat Style
Send us a text 🚕 Pretty lady propositions shlub taxi driver & pulls him onto cruise! 🍑 Doc's bare butt stars in a sick office-bedroom adventure!! 👰♂️ Doc Marriage proposal? Lady Doc humbles Doc Briker! 🤒 Lovesick crew member redemption arc?! Caleb's Rule? "If best friends kiss 50 times, it's not considered just best friends anymore." — Producer Caleb Charlotte's Web! "Oh, I'm so sick of these boys saying I love you on the first date - I don't like that. It's just trash - RUN ladies!" — Co-Host Charlotte Welcome to Love Boat Season 3 Fall 1979!! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, June 13, 2024
Ep47 - Cruising Alaska! Where Men are Men, and ...
Send us a text 🎉💍 Season 3 Begins - Fall 1979 with a Big Fat Wedding in Alaska!! 🏔️ Goodbye Mexico as Love Boat heads north to North America's Final Frontier 👮 NCIS' Mark Harmon in his 20's! 🏃 Man leaves bride at alter for ex-girlfriend? 🪮 Mrs. Roper is back again as Three's Company continues to stock the cruise guest list 🐎 Doc high-horse as he disapproves of someone's actions. 👱🏼♀️ Julie sports a Farah look! 🧥 PETA-watch as the entire ship sports fur coats Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, June 06, 2024
Ep46 - POW! Season 2 Ends! Pregnant at 87? Sony Bono joins KISS? (Almost) End of the 70s Decade
Send us a text Season Two Double Header!! Too much packed into just one show!! 👨🎤 Sonny Bono is a Goth Death KISS Rocker ☠️ Overheard Murder Plans! 👵 Grandma gives birth in a sick Doc Experiment?! 👩🦰 Redheads femme fatales seduction! 🧏♀️ Say it isn't so: Fun with a deaf character? 😴 Goodnight Season Two ... and nearing the end of the 70s decade🪩🕺☮️ The Innocence of Gopher "I've always thought of Gopher as the nice dude on the ship. Even though he can get a little bit nutty sometimes, he's like the innocent brother is how I've always viewed him." — Charlotte Cruise Ship Drama " Props to the bitch that leaves her dude and starts packing her suitcase while on a cruise ship. I'm not sure where you're going, but I appreciate the effort. I appreciate the entire drama of it all." — Charlotte (again) Unusual Dating Experiences "I knew a guy who dated a deaf stripper and he said she could feel the vibrations as she danced on the floor and that's how she knew what to do. Wow." — Charlotte (one more time) 😴 Goodnight Season Two ... and nearing the end of the 70s decade 👋 Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, May 30, 2024
Ep45 - Julie's Daddy Complex Get's Weird
Send us a text 🏩 Julie sets her sites on a senior dude - we're not sure why ❤️🔥 A prepubescent boy falls in love with ... Julie. Thank you, Stubing. ⛽ Gaslighting behavior on full display ✊ Evil capitalists vs. union organizers? 👖 Stolen clothes that magically fit the thieves 🤓 and a side-dish of manipulation of slow adults " The Portrayal of Female Characters on Love Boat ": "I feel like the writers are trying to make this innocent girl next door thing - while at the same time they love to project "sexy child girl", Catholic school girl thing. It's weird. Make her the sex pot or don't, but, the straddling? I don't like it." — Host Charlotte Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Wed, May 22, 2024
Ep44 - Corey Feldman! Stiller & Meara!! Charo!!!
Send us a text 🌶️ Papa Stiller caught with Charo in his hot little hands?! Ben Stiller 's Parents are aboard! (Anna Meara and Jerry Stiller ) 🕺 Multi-talented Corey Feldman makes his Love Boat Debut! 😳 Julie unknowingly trains Charo in the art of seduction!! 💔 Stolen Love? A buried story from WW2 creates tensions and mystery. 🌩️ " The Sins of Our Fathers" ' ... that's what we do here. We pull the clips from each show, things that are questionable, morally ambiguous, shenanigans and yes, scandals.' — Host Rob 🌃 Bonus: A new show, "Caleb After Dark," has been announced?! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, May 16, 2024
Ep43 - Palms & Grease. Let Your Imagination Go Wild!
Send us a text 🔮 Appropriation and the Gypsy fortune-teller 💐 Didi Conn ("Frenchy" from Greece) visits - and Gopher practices the art of deception 🐷 The Captain is a Sexist Pig 🔍 GRANDY WATCH Begins: Gopher: Congressman and Politico? Body Positivity : "If you guys saw me at the beach, you would all think that I was some kind of a monster. I have a umbrella. I've got a hat. I have a whole cover on me. There is no skin exposed because I'm a redhead." — Charlotte Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, May 09, 2024
Ep.42 - Dog Smuggling & Isaacs's Misbehavin'
Send us a text This week's episode? Wild. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Bonus · Thu, May 02, 2024
Sex Slave Castaway! Titanic Disaster?
Send us a text 🔄 EPISODE REWIND Top-Rated Episode of Season 2 (Originally aired Nov. 30 2023) 👙 A bikini-clad Barbi Benton is back, and so is Mrs. Roper! Plus, Isaac loses his mind while vacationing on his cruise ship, and Julie wants to give herself up as the ultimate sacrifice to a lonely madman...and more! 🎉 SEASON 2 BEGINS!!! 🏝️ Gilligan Style!! Our crew is stranded on a deserted tropical island with a Tom Hanks look-alike from Castaway, and the crew must give up one of their own to become a sex slave for real. But still, it is funny somehow. 🌩️ Titanic Storm!! Almost forgot to mention that a massive hurricane is bearing down on the Pacific Princess, and with an absent Captain Stubing, all is not well. 🤣 Bonus!! Julie breaks character in a giggle fit, and they actually leave the clip in! 🛳️ Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, April 25, 2024
Ep41 - OJ Simpson and Pollyanna?
Send us a text This Episode rocks at a fast-pace with characters and plots that include: 🗡️ An appearance by the murderous OJ Simpson?! 🦰 Hayley Mills (grown-up Pollyanna) ⛵ Yachting with scandalous P Diddy??! 👎 A boatload of stereotypes ⚾ Reggie Jackson knocks it out of the ballpark ⌛ Crispin Glover from Back to the Future time-zaps to 1979?! Crazy Stuff. Pretty Funny, actually. Check it out! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, April 18, 2024
Ep40 - Bitter Amputee, Pill-Popping Overdose
Send us a text - Julie and Doc Have more foreplay (!) - Oscar Goldman from "6 Million Dollar Man" wallows in big self pity - His wife is driven to constant tranquilizer usage - The woman doctor-shops and overdoses on pills - Two Girls, One Guy. This ain't pretty. - and a heavy dollop of fat shaming by your very own captain Enjoy this wild episode!! Love Boat Season 2, Episode 20 Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, April 11, 2024
Ep39 - Gilligan Gets Laid, Julie Can't Stop Man-Stealing
Send us a text 🍸 Captain's Alcoholism comes in handy 👨🦽 Handicapped Vietnam Vet resolution 😚 Gilligan (Gilligan's island) picks up a lady friend 💣 Julie, a homewrecker - again! 🥪 We also talk Madonna, grilled cheese, & tomato soup, 😐 #️MeToo: "I like how the captain draws a line not drinking at work, but he will have sex with women at work. He will grope women at work. He will threaten to kill people at work with keyholing." — Charlotte 🥣 "Campbell's New Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup" "Campbell's has just announced that it is coming out with a new grilled cheese and tomato soup in a can. It is described as comfort food heaven." — Charlotte Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, April 04, 2024
Ep38 - Julie's Dimpled Desires and Vietnam Controversy
Send us a text 🌶️ Julie's Reunion Cruise Reveals illicit encounters and super creeps. 🪖 Love Boat goes political with a Vietnam War theme. 🐔 Vietnam War Draft Dodger on The Love Boat 😖 Assorted Scandals, Romance, and Betrayals 🛏️ Woman designated as "Man-Hop Steamroller" 🎭 Bob Denver (Gilligan) and Raymond Burr (Perry Mason, Ironside) Trust and Betrayal in Relationships: "If my boyfriend ever just said, 'Oh, sorry, that kiss just happened,' and I happen to have witnessed said kiss ,,, and then he tries to gaslight me ... And if I were to forgive him, there'd be something wrong with me." — Charlotte Unrealistic Beauty Standards : "The doc and all these dudes think they're super hot and can be so critical of women. - 'oh, no, her left toe was slightly longer than the right one!' - It's like all bullshit." — Charlotte This covers The Love Boat season 2, episode 18 (pt1) Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, March 28, 2024
Ep37 - Blatant Racism & Sins of The Father
Send us a text ⭐ " Ted Lange, if you're listening out there , I would like to go beyond Cameo. I'd like to patch you in as a guest because we've got questions, and you're one of our favorite characters." — Rob 🚫 Unjust Profiling : "Well, first of all, are we profiling her by saying that since she was a convict, she stole them? Is that what we're supposed to automatically assume? — Charlotte 🤬 Awkward Family Moments Quote : "In the future, remind me not to bring my women around you." — Son yells at father who steals his girlfriend on a Love Boat clip 🎅 Overcoming Family Conflict : "Forever for the rest of their life, Christmases with this family is going to suck. They're done. How do you come back from this?" — Charlotte 🧑🦲 Acts of Kindness as Producer Gives Hair : "I had quite a big offer, and I was growing it out for cancer research." — Producer Caleb 🪮 Transformation and Success : "I'm glad you don't have all that hair anymore, producer Caleb. You got yourself straightened out. You're a man now. No. You're a businessman now." — Rob This covers The Love Boat season 2, episode 17 Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, March 21, 2024
Ep36 - Dark Magic and Gopher Quits
Send us a text 🚢😈🪄 The Love Boat sails into the Realm of Dark Magic 🦱 Welcome Back Kotter revisits the Love Boat 🐹 "The Gopher" slams down the gauntlet. The captain gets it between the eyes and Goph walks out the door ⚠️ PLUS, we expose: 🔮 Creepy magicians 💬 Speech impediments 🐇 Animal protection laws 💦 The state of Sweathogs in general 💪 Overconfident male bravado 👨🦲 John Travolta and baldness This covers The Love Boat season 2, episode 16 Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, March 14, 2024
Ep35 - Open Marriage Swinger Cruise 70s Style
Send us a text Lock your cabin doors! Spouses are swapping and no one is safe! From open marriages and love triangles to questionable moral decisions, no scandal goes unturned in this episode. Ginger from Gilligan's Island is the Doc's Ex Ex Ex Ex Wife Down to Clown Gaslighting, Cheating, and Revenge on the High Seas - Jokes about sending a glitter bomb to someone - Commentary on producer Caleb's acting career and missed opportunities on a popular show "Living His Best Life": "Of course, he believes in what he's doing. He is living his best life." — Charlotte Quote: "Well, it's an open marriage. This thing isn't meant to last. Juan meant to be me and my wife." — Producer Caleb Quote: "Love Boat went against the grain of the time. It gave sort of this almost silly vaudevillian approach to comedy, badly written scripts, Every week, badly written scripts. Rarely any good acting and lots of T&A." — Rob Other topics we cover on this episode: Gaslighting, Cheating, Infidelity, Revenge, Divorce, Drama, Open marriage, Love triangle, Disapproval, Critique, Podcast, Crime Cruise Love Boat Exposed, The Love Boat, Questionable behaviors, Moral ambiguities, Character analysis, Age perspectives, Inappropriate scenes, Crew dynamics, Jealousy, Frustration, Banter, Wealth, Successful, Career, Glitter bomb, Reunite, Gender dynamics, Relationships, Commentary Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, March 07, 2024
Ep34 - Sex Doll Passengers and Julie's Arranged Marriage?
Send us a text Ventriloquists bring new forms of deviant behavior onboard when their dummies seem to get a mind of their own - and look out for when these creepy "sex dolls" are on the prowl. Spotlight on Julie as she is actively recruited to become a wife to a feret-like man and a pack of orpans in the wilds of ALASKA of all places! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, February 29, 2024
Ep33 - Buy a Child in Mexico? All Aboard!
Send us a text Captain and Doc on the make, again. Women's attraction to Doc remains inexplicable. Using the set from Zoro's on Love Boat. Dabney Coleman and Rue McClanahan win points for their acting Chico and the Man connection. "That's kids been found stealing a watch, how could he be redeemed? Love Boat, you just made a stereotype come to life in front of our eyes!" — Rob "There's nothing redeemable about Doc. There's nothing good about Doc. And every every episode, I'm confused as to why a woman falls so easily and hard for him." — Charlotte Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, February 22, 2024
Ep32 - Gopher Sleaze Meter & Doc Cuts a Woman
Send us a text 🩺 Doc happily tells a passenger he would like to probe her ... then later, he has another woman on his operating table. 🐹 Gopher gets ranked highly when we introduce the sleaze and horny meters . He actually "pins the needle" 😐 Julie goes full Stepford as she doesn't react to the twisted behavior around her. 🩸 More evidence of the captain and the doc's blood brotherhood . 👖 Forever in Blue Jumpsuits - and why they equal trouble on The Love Boat "I could remember, for some reason, there have been other blue jumpsuits that had been problematic." — Rob 💁♂️ Bad Dates lead to unwanted follow-ups. "If you're calling me to explain why you acted a certain way, like, no. We're not doing this." — Charlotte 🕺 Sexual Harassment "I put this clip in because it was like, damn. 'Look at her leg.' He is sexually harassing this woman whom he's never seen before. And then they're like, that beautiful lady is a divorce lawyer - undermining her!" — Producer Caleb 🪦 ... and finally, does d eath take a vacation in this episode? SE2E12 🤬 Things that happen or are mentioned in this episode: Love Boat, objectification of women, divorce storyline, old surgeon, communication issue, seduction, double standards, sexism, trophy, romantic interactions, deceased actor, horny meter, fraud, marriage proposal, unwanted advances, medical emergency, little people, conspiracy theory, sleazy wing woman, Patreon, live video, podcast host, ladies' man, call to action, cynicism, lack of humanization, background information, sexual innuendos, empathy Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, February 15, 2024
Ep31 - Little People & Sex Bet for Julie
Send us a text 🍕 Julie is the ultimate people pleaser (wink, wink); at least, that's what two boys figure as they bet an anchovy pizza to the first one that beds her. 🧑🤝🧑 "Little People" invade the Love Boat, and they cause some passengers to face their own micro-prejudices 👱♀️ Doc and Mrs. Brady are a thing, and SHE pretty much makes that happen. 🤪 "Girls Secrets Revealed" : "Men make us crazy. Look at that scene just now. She was literally in between both of them. Both of them are yelling on top of her, grabbing her, Kissing her, telling her which one she's gonna "go out" with - and she's just, caught in the middle. Like it doesn't even matter that she has any say." — Charlotte 🙏 " I Think You're Right, Rob , the doc and captain do seem to have some sort of secret sexual agreement - blood oath - about helping each other bed passengers." — Producer Caleb SE2E11 Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, February 08, 2024
Ep30 - Doc's Underage Dilemma with Bonus Fat-Shaming!
Send us a text 🚨 The Doctor is continuously sexually propositioned by ... Gopher's sister. Also, she is a minor. And she wants the doc to teach her how to "love" correctly. 🔪 Jamie Lee Curtis had just starred in the original Halloween movie and now visits The Love Boat for this episode. Unfortunately, there is no Michael Myers, neither from SNL nor the classic horror film. 👻 Jimmy "JJ" Walker is back!! But he's dead and a ghost. His wife literally burned him to death, which does get a pretty big laugh. Now he wants to watch her have sex as he sits on the ghostly sidelines. Or something like that - and it all somehow seems normal. 🤐 The Captain hurls body-shaming as casually as if he's steering the ship, although he never seems to do that. The ship part. Rob, Charlotte, and Producer Caleb blow the lid off of the indecency and scandal that floats freely on combined Love Boat episodes SE2E9 + SE2E10 Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, February 01, 2024
Ep29 - Russian Dominatrix + Doc! The Captain Has a Daughter?
Send us a text ⚔️ Communist Infiltration! A blonde Russian amazon brings the Doc to his knees - literally. Will America win in this love struggle? Will the Cold War melt under her touch? O k, I got all that out of my system 😮 The Captain Learns he has a Daughter - he never knew it! The story is revealed in a series of daydream flashbacks; they also show the captain as a young man. Disturbing. 📺 Maury Povich Baby Daddy Drama: "This whole captain thing is like a TV show reveal - 'Are you not the father?'" -Charlotte 📰 Producer Caleb Reports: The New Jeffery Epstein List reveals a surprising name - the name shocks our young producer. 🔮 The Future of Love Boat : "We're going to see a clash, an evolution of culture in some ways. There are going to be episodes with transgenders, same-sex relationships, and much more. There's even an episode coming with The Village People. I mean, they kinda combine it all." - Rob Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, January 25, 2024
Ep28 - Hero Child Stops Suicide Attempt - Redemptive Cruise
Send us a text Editor’s Note: If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal thoughts or mental health matters, please call the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline by dialing 988 to connect with a trained counselor or visit the 988 Lifeline website . 🛳️ T he Love Boat redeems itself a bit in it's Season 2, Episode 7 episode - a suicide is thwarted and an interesting monologue - from a child no less - saves the day. 🧛♂️ Also, Vincent Price is onboard, and he's a lady's man. It's his haunting voice you hear on the Michael Jackson hit "Thriller". 🪙 Of course, we also have the Doc and Gopher flipping a coin about who gets to "bed" a passenger. This time, it's Julie's friend. and she takes the whole situation in a very heavy way. Not funny. 🎃 Since it's Halloween, there's also a costume party in progress, and it frames the episode in a typically weird way. 🌕 Lastly - a debate rages on: Is Chewbacca a Werewolf ?! This episode dives deep on the topic and Doc is somehow involved. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, January 18, 2024
Ep27 - Kissing Bandit Girl Hunt, Guess the Bait
Send us a text 💃 All Hail The Kissing Bandit - Billy Crystal Zorro-Style - and the ladies that love him! He would be arrested these days... 😘 The dude attacks woman with kisses, female passengers seem to love it - and their men hate it - so the hunter becomes the hunted...and Julie in a low cut dress gets drafted to be the bait. 💥 We also talk About: Julie MCoy's Only Fans Page (?!), the new Netflix Beverly Hills Cop film, Botox, is Kenny Rogers dead?, Plastic surgery, the first gay recurring character in a TV series, Beverly Hillbillies' Jane Hathaway, Asheville, NC women, cocktails + orgies in Doc's cabin and more! 😯 The Stages of Facial Work: "I'm not body shaming here. I'm face shaming." -Rob 🎸 To All The Girls I've Loved Before: "Willie Nelson has never had Botox. I'm just gonna throw it out there. I don't think that's his jam." — Charlotte 🛸 Close Encounters: "He's a very awkward individual, and then he goes and has this DID episode when he becomes the Zorro Phantom of the Opera personality womanizer." — Producer Caleb 👩🦰 Spotting a Fake Redhead: "When a fake redhead walks by me and tries to give me the redhead wink, and I'm just like, oh, no. Oh, no. I can tell - I can see your roots from here, and your eyebrows aren't even the right color." — Charlotte Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, January 11, 2024
EP 26: War and Lust: All Aboard!
Send us a text 🐹👗Gopher-in-drag saves a damsel in distress, only to be sexually assaulted himself 💪 All-out BRAWL - a violent cruise ship fight, with one positive: the captain gets his ass handed to him 😈 More of the Super Creep Perv Captain's Uncle 🎷 Eric Estrada only wants sax with Mackenzie Phillips 👴🏻 The Unfortunate Incident : "What's so fun about a 78-year-old man jumping on top of you when you're in your 20s? Nothing's fun about that." — Charlotte 🍧 BONUS: Caleb teases the audience with a story of fun snow cone adventures at Little Caesars(?) . Episode Topic Overload: Mackenzie Phillips, drug issues, violent scenes, Gilda Radner, Bill Murray, outrageous plotlines, drug influences, snow cones, Hawaiian punch, yellow snow, creepy men, Red Buttons. Eric Estrada, inappropriate behavior, forced kissing, On deck brawl, spin the bottle, Utah snow, best snow on earth, snow eating, Mortal Kombat, zombie apocalypse, extreme episodes, Gopher wig, vast wardrobe, unrealistic resolutions. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, January 04, 2024
Ep 25 - Julie Assaulted, Crew Shrugs: Pervasive Sickness at Sea
Send us a text While we do find humor in some parts of this episode, exposing Love Boat Season 2, Ep5 proves to be a sickening journey. We work through some devious and outright illegal behavior ... 😔 Somehow, humor gets combined with inappropriate behavior - and basically, sexual assault is played for comedy. 🆘 The captain makes Julie spend time, over and over again, with his perv uncle. The old creeper gropes, force-kisses, and basically attacks Julie - yet it seems it's all a joke to everyone. ⚠️ Doc even adds his scumminess to the mix when he dismisses Julie's harassment in a typically crude and demeaning way. 🔥 BUT WAIT, there's more: Stubing urges Julie to comply ... yup, it's like a party cruise in hell. ☢️ SHITTY BONUSES: Other plots include a drunk man recklessly hitting on his boss's wife and a father pushes his daughter to sleep with a business partner. "Did they have a secret side deal where the dad said 'you can have my daughter if you do business with me?'" — Charlotte yow. yuck. all of it. Is there redemption or payback of any sort to be had? Tune in next week 🚨 Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Bonus · Thu, December 28, 2023
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!!
Send us a text We hope you all are having a great holiday season!! We got the laughs in this Best of Episode!! This week, while we are all celebrating with friends and family, we decided to rerun our best of season one episode. Please do take another listen as you prepare yourselves for our triumphant return next week - 2024!! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, December 21, 2023
Ep 24 - Charlies Angels Sex Prowl + Sony Bono!
Send us a text Sonny Bono, Charlie's Angels, scam artists, Drake, The West Coast rap community, Aaron Spelling, Fantasy Island, Donna Martin, 90210, National Lampoon, Chevy Chase, Ryan Reynolds, Little Caesar's, and Caleb's OnlyFans page ... What do all these things have in common? They're all part of this week's show!! PLUS: 🪽 Charlie's Angels' Bosley is having a "banging" good time with 3 girls. They are friends. They all want him. Why?! ☮️ Sono (of Sonny and Cher) flies solo - actually, he's part of a grifter duo, and they are setting up a scam that only Gopher can stop. 🌶️Oodles of infidelity, military service, and illicit sex are all part of the mix for Captain Stubing's Godson and his wife. Co-Host Charlotte : "Huh? According to that dude, in the military, the boys would just say 'you are smoking hot, and you cook good - that's the only 2 qualities I see in you, babe." Co-Host Rob : "Sonny Bono is doing his scam, And it's interesting the way all the bad guys or thugs on the Love Boat sound like they're from Brooklyn. They all have that New York accent. They do that a lot on the show. Strange, but true." Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, December 14, 2023
Ep23 - Julie Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest & Little House Tomboy
Send us a text Julie's downward mental spiral and "Adult Deficiency Disease" among the crew. Melissa Gilbert out-acts her co-stars, and an anti-sex couple hits the brakes and goes hard in reverse. 🤪 We are concerned. Julie's emotional state and spiraling behavior including her odd reaction to her parent's divorce news. 😘 Little Kiss on The Prarie: A young Melissa Gilbert has a passionate kiss with another pre-teen. Please just stop, Love Boat. 🍆 Promise Keeper Implosion: Celibate strangers can't help but touch, and feel, and... 🥹Lifetime Movie Alert: Sad and touching moments with unconditional love expressed by a mother to her daughter. A Different Kind of Touching: "Honestly, it was tugging at my heartstrings a little. Kind of like oh, dang, am I'm about to cry right now?" - (Emotional) Producer Caleb 🏍️ Bonus!! There are even more than a few mentions of "The Fonz", (one Arthur Fonzarelli) in this episode...can this mean Henry Winkler may show up a-cruisin' at some point? Time will tell. Mr. Roper Fashion Faux Pas: "Why did they give him a tuxedo with such a large bow tie? Like, wasn't that bow tie, abnormally large?!" - CoHost Charlotte No real "crime count" on season 2 episode 3, just some extreme studies of the human condition. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, December 07, 2023
Ep22 - Depraved Coupling & Stockholm Syndrome
Send us a text ⛈️More Hurrican Mayhem with the crew still stranded on a deserted island and threatened by a madman 🤢 The ultimate taboo is unveiled as a couple hooks up and creates perhaps the sickest of all stories in Love Boat History . ⚠️You've been warned. 👗Mrs. Roper falls in love/lust with her captor. 💔A love-starved wife wants touching and squeezing. Her hubby tells her how well he actually does that - with a string of mistresses!! Ha Ha Ha 🙄 👨⚕️Speculation ensues about Doc becoming the leader of a sex cult on the island. "Survival Instincts" : "If some dude wanted me to stay on an island with him, and he had food and a gun, I might do it." — Charlotte Hostage Situation on Gilligan's Island: "And then there is someone with a gun that's coming after the entire crew. They're held hostage on Gilligan's Island. They're trapped. There's a hurricane coming." — Rob On Castaway Barbi Benton's performance: "I'm not really sure if Playboy Playmates can cry. I don't know if that's in their repertoire or in their job description." - Charlotte Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, November 30, 2023
Ep21 - Titanic Disaster? Sex Slave Castaway!
Send us a text 👙 A bikini-clad Barbi Benton is back! So is Mrs Roper! Plus, Isaac loses his mind while vacationing on his own cruise ship, and Julie wants to give herself up as the ultimate sacrifice to a lonely madman...and more! 🎉 SEASON 2 BEGINS!!! 🏝️ Gilligan Style!! Our crew is stranded on a deserted tropical island with a Tom Hanks look-alike from Castaway, and the crew must give up one of their own to become a sex slave for real. But still, it is funny somehow. 🌩️ Titanic Storm!! Almost forgot to mention that a massive hurricane is bearing down on the Pacific Princess, and with an absent Captain Stubing, all is not well. 🤣 Bonus!! Julie breaks character in a giggle fit, and they actually leave the clip in! 🛳️ Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, November 23, 2023
Ep20 - Best of Season One!! Audience Favorites!
Send us a text This is The Best of Season One!! Neat, Compact, and Double-Stuff Loaded with Delicious Fillings that Include: A captain's lust. Racism sexualized with a pretty beaver theme. Playmate on exam table. Attempted murder. Incest on board. Show host dating habits... ... and So, So, Much More!! Thanks to our sponsor, RS Media Group , for their continuous support in producing high-quality podcasts like Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed . They offer excellent services for anyone interested in establishing their own podcast or social media studio. Be sure to check out their website and take advantage of their expertise. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, November 16, 2023
Ep19 - Mr. Miyagi Sex Blackbelt & Gopher the Scientologist?
Send us a text Is Gopher in a cult? Is he a Scientologist??! Better get Lisa Remini on the case! SEASON ONE FINALE!!! At the show's end, Rob, Charlotte, and Caleb take a moment or two to reflect on what we've learned from Love Boat Season One. It's deep, it's enlightening - and perhaps it's a reflection of ourselves. 😉 Also, a cheating pimp, how is that even possible? Maybe not BUT It is Antonio Vargas, who played one on Starsky & Hutch. In another kind-of-refreshing appearance, Pat Morita, Mr Miyagi, is back as a corporate magnate who seems to run the world ... and apparently, he's authorized to give out blackbelts in SEX!! He also, unfortunately re-inforces some silly racial stereotypes. There is much more, too, including: 🛳️ "The Education of Caleb": We cover his unique journey to manhood, with more stories of his eye-opening experiences in France. 🛳️ " Feeling Safe on a Cruise with Mister Miyagi : 'I would feel so safe. Like, my life is protected. Literally, you're okay. Wax on wax off. Like, all the things.'" — Charlotte 🛳️ " The Doc is a Horrible Person ": "I've learned that The doc is a horrible person, and he will never be liked. Never ever. I don't care if there's a redemption arc in season 4. I will still hate his ass" — Producer Caleb 🛳️ " Jim Jones cultist on the ship? ": "So now we have Gopher with Jan Brady, who's obviously involved with the Jim Jones cult. He was gonna go to Guyana and hang out with Jim Jones. You know, we have a cultist on the ship because they apparently just allow anyone to come on." — Charlotte This episode covers the last episode of the first season of The Love Boat. Hurrah!! 01:16 Reflecting on our journey through 24 episodes. 03:22 People misspell my name, Charlotte, consistently. 09:02 Gary Collins, actor and former host. 11:14 Gavin MacLeod: Great actor, impressive Love Boat episode. 13:54 Talking animals on a ship, lady gets angry. 17:36 Suspicious online interaction hints at cheating. 22:23 Confusion over terms, gopher's connection to Scientology? 24:44 Captain Steubing's favorite word is "golfer." 29:26 Communication good, doc disliked. Redemption won't change hate. Unexpected love boat excitement in future seasons. 29:51 Successful job in educating Caleb this season. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contain
Thu, November 09, 2023
Ep18 - Superfreak Julie is After Dr. Perv!
Send us a text Hookers, Blackmailers, Abusive Creep Spouses, Toupees - and Much More!! These last episodes of Season 1 are top-heavy with weird and depraved behavior! 🛳️TWISTED CONTENT includes: 1️⃣ Cruise Director Julie corners the Doc sexually - like she wants him to want her! 2️⃣ A sexy redhead passenger launches a war against her scumbag other half - and somehow Doc beds her! 3️⃣ Charlotte delves into classic gigolo and hooker movies after a passenger is cruelly revealed as a sex worker. 4️⃣ Producer Caleb and his connection to the classic film "Point Break" 💥MORE BONUSES!! 👩🦰"And let me tell you right now, she's an effing redhead. That is literally not the weakest sex. She will tear you apart!!" — Charlotte elaborates on one of the plotlines 👙 True story of an innocent Producer Caleb - again - this time dropped into the middle of a nude beach, and his terrifying encounter with - never mind, just listen to the podcast. 🛳️ Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, November 02, 2023
EP 17: Cheatin' Gambler Fleeces the Crew
Send us a text 1️⃣ A high-stakes game : Our hosts explore using marked cards to cheat in a card game - by none other than senior citizen sleaze (Harry Morgan from M*A*S*H*) ... and the reveal of just how much money is at stake – a whopping $19,000 (according to Producer Caleb)! Gopher, Julie, and even Isaac are thoroughly screwed 💰💔 2️⃣ Unmasking "The Doctor" : We dive into the mysterious and questionable behaviors of "Dr. Bricker," raising questions about his credentials and his notorious reputation for "scoring." Is he really who he claims to be? 🩺😏 3️⃣ Racism exposed: We discuss the portrayal of a character of color as a bad swimmer, highlighting the importance of challenging these racist stereotypes in media.🤔🛳️ And yes, there's much more, including two nerds out to get laid using a devious pamphlet (LOL) that charts their course. Unexpected Whiteness : "These are two dudes with 70s kind of afros, and they're white, so there's that." — Rob Fox Guards the Hen House: "Oh, my God. Who puts the Doc in charge of any single girl on a boat that's never traveled by themselves together?!" — Charlotte Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, October 26, 2023
Ep16 - Caligula at Sea on Valentine's Day!
Send us a text French Pretenses, Lust Robots, and Unwanted Advances! In the latest episode of Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed, where we dive deep into the scandalous secrets of the classic TV show, The Love Boat! 🚢 🔎 In this episode, we explore three generations discussing their love for The Love Boat, reflecting on how societal norms have changed since the 70s. Here are three key takeaways: 1️⃣ The Power of the Singles Cruise: Discover the thrills of a singles cruise featured in one particular episode. Get ready for an insane rollercoaster ride as we peek into the wild world of love connections and unexpected twists! 2️⃣ Love, Algorithms, and Drama: Uncover the shocking truth behind a machine designed to match personalities for the perfect date. Will the machine's meddling bring true love or chaos on board? Find out as we unravel the hidden dramas beneath the surface. 3️⃣ Cultural Appropriation and Unrequited Love: Join us as we examine uncomfortable moments, from inappropriate advances to uncomfortable touches. Learn about French-speaking gophers and debates over cultural representation. Brace yourself for captivating discussions around boundaries, relationships, and enduring desires. Pretend French ladies on the prowl, a prehistoric computer dating scheme. Julie is the hunted Three generations watch The Love Boat. Gopher's French was painful and inappropriate. 70s TV star Barbie Benton was a regular. Team at ad agency creates best-selling cologne. Form-filling machine leads to unexpected dates. Gopher sneaky, pretending French was beneficial. Unexpected escalation: invitation turns into prank. Excessive shaving frequency for men? Scene cut too short, complaints about machine. [00:01:47] Three individuals from different generations watch The Love Boat with fresh perspectives on what was permissible in the 70s. [00:06:30] The gopher's French was bad, seemed like cultural appropriation. He made up things and it didn't make sense. [00:09:01] Actress Barbie Benton appeared on numerous 70s TV shows, including Charlie's Angels and The Love Boat. [00:13:52] A matchmaking machine connects people based on their personalities, but the man running it interferes with Julie's love life. [00:18:10] Gopher tricked with French, sneaky move. [00:21:26] Unexpected turn of events during a playful encounter with shaving cream; curiosity about shaving frequency. [00:24:26] Scene cut short, couplers criticize, Julie indifferent. This is a review of Love Boat Season One, Episode 20. Enoy! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail
Thu, October 19, 2023
Ep15 - The Grim Reaper Visits, Cop Beds Robber and Julie's KGB+ ?
Send us a text Dirty Deeds and questionable behaviors continue to go deep into the controversial waters of "The Love Boat." Ugly vs. Hot: Join us as we empathize with the "designated ugly friend" who's facing the eternal struggle of feeling left out while her dazzling pal steals all the limelight. Producer Caleb ponders, "Why does the hot friend get all the boys and the money from the embezzlement scheme? Life's just not fair on the Love Boat." Doctor's Cabin Chronicles: What really happens in the doc's cabin? We delve into the risqué adventures of the blonde with the "off look" and her vigilant brunette buddy. Rob exclaims, "I mean, I just had to double-check what I was seeing! Where's My Blonde?: There's a dude on a mission, hunting high and low for the blonde who's always up for a party. Will he find her? And will it be the party he's hoping for? Charlotte's Behind-The-Scenes Cruise Reality: Charlotte, recalls her cruise of Alaska! Where, if you're under 60, you're a minority - she backs this up to the extreme with her story of helicopter airlift removals of folks that died mid-cruise. Lost in Translation: Julie's now fluent in Russian? Since when? We explore this sudden language acquisition and its comedic (and international?) implications Captain Ballerina: Forget sailing the seas! The captain's nephew has tutus and pirouettes in his sights. But can he convince his seafaring uncle? All this, plus The Doc tangos with The Grim Reaper. Grab your life jackets and hop aboard for a ride full of twists, turns, and tantalizing tales from "The Love Boat." Don't miss the boat on this one! 🚢💖🤭🌊🎉 This Double Episode covers Season 1, episodes 18 and 19 of our Beloved Love Boat. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, October 12, 2023
Ep 14- The Treacherous Bikini Contest Meltdown!
Send us a text A poolside beauty contest takes the spotlight with Marcia Brady and an assortment of lovely ladies. So, the contentants get hit with one sexist slander after another - and it's Captain Stubing doing the lecherous play-by-play! Please note: a beaver is featured ... and that's just the beginning. Then we wrap-up last week's jewelry heist and turns out the moron thieves don't know the difference between fake and real diamond. They really F-up. Mistress Adrienne Barbeau is back too and the cat-is-out-of-the-bag, so to speak. Thanks to THE Scatman Crothers, we also end up discussing Stephen King's The Shining and Dr. Sleep. BONUS: Greg Brady's classic Johnny Bravo Brady Bunch scene gets a spotlight ! But wait, there's more!! Inappropriate behavior escalates backstage at the beauty contest. Not to be forgotten is the kind-of-twisted blind couple relationship that gets really weird. Dick Van Patten also makes appearance as a married politician who's into showgirls (!) Double Episode Alert ! Love Boat Season 1, Episodes 16 and 17 are reviewed on this one. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, October 05, 2023
Ep 13- Wife Meets Mistress, Diamond Heist and Gopher's Happy Massage
Send us a text A floozy decoy named Taffy, a Captain Stubing doppelgänger and Gopher's "happy-ending" massage in the ship's lobby (!!) It's all the collateral of clearly illegal hijinks that kick in hardcore as an Ocean's Eleven-style diamond heist takes center stage. But wait there's more !! Adrian Barbeau, a buxom, sex-symbol actress from the 70s (Beau Arthur's daughter from "Maude,") plays "The Mistress." She struts onto the ship and promptly makes great friends with her guy's wife. Hilarity ensues. "Ox was the guy who was like, "Act normal. I thought we were here to steal the diamond." Could he say that any louder? On the dock, about to board, like, "Hey, guys, just so we know, when we get on this boat, we're stealing this diamond." — Producer Caleb "Who doesn't check to make sure that their wife and mistress aren't going to be on the same cruise ship? Before you go, there should be an app to make sure that doesn't happen!." — Host Charlotte "Perhaps this is the most ambitious of intertwined storylines that we've seen in the past 15 episodes.'" — Host Rob Discover even more uncut gems waiting for you in Season 1, Episode 15 of The Love Boat! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, September 28, 2023
Ep12 - Monkey Gone Wild, Spanking in Order?
Send us a text Gopher is a monkey smuggler. There, I said it. This episode also dabbles in nose jobs, and Don Adams, the voice of Inspector Gadget and star of the classic TV series Get Smart. As is the case with most sitcoms, TV shows, and even movies from the 1970s, chimpanzees will invariably show up and create some kind of hilarity or havoc, and sometimes both. This happens a lot in this episode. There is also a storyline where two old vaudeville-type performers have a reunion that turns explosive and another plot where a woman boards the boat with a bandaged face and her mom tagging along. Doc makes his moves on the mom very quickly. Next, Isacc has a hell of a problem with his mom "living in sin" with a dude as they vacation on The Pacific Princess. His mom is played by the famous old-time actress, singer, and comedian Pearl Baily. We also trip upon the topic of British comedy and Caleb tells of an old show where a mentally challenged character always wants to ... oh never mind, it's actually kind of sick. SHOW QUOTES: "Mummy, bitty bitty, mummy bitty." — Producer Caleb "Was this girl's nose job scheduled before the cruise, or did her mom just take her? Is this like a spa retreat for the nose job? Is she supposed to be hidden? Is my question kind of the chicken or egg? I'm just confused. Then there's the monkey." — Charlotte "I've got to question the safety of keeping a chimpanzee under your bed." — Rob This one covers Love Boat season 1, episode 14. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, September 21, 2023
Ep11 - A Twisted Family Reunion with Bob Crane and a Sexist Retro TV Commercial!
Send us a text We are seeing the end of Bob Crane's acting career here, in that he was real-life murdered a few months after this dark and confusing episode. Yes, that Bob Crane - from Hogan's Heroes - whose life was later dramatized in the movie Auto Focus with Greg Kinnear and Willem Defoe. Look it up. Yikes. Creepy. His Jerry Springer-style plotline ultimately is another study of inappropriate affection between two passengers: a long-lost father and his adult daughter. It's strange writing, and we couldn't help but feel baffled. Also, Airplane's awesome Robert Hayes is underused in an unfortunately small role here. Next, things take a wild turn as a younger lower-income couple finds themselves in a luxury Presidential suite, thanks to Julie and Gopher's scheming. Then, they must navigate a dangerous game of pretending to be marketing experts and avoid their arch-nemesis on the boat. Also confusing. "Hey, poor people, here's an upgrade. Enjoy this upgrade.! But one condition. You have to pretend to be these marketing company people.'" — Producer Caleb "It's not really that hard to pretend like you're in marketing. You literally just throw out a few key terms like "KPI," "point of view" and "demographics" and they're like, yes, we believe you. Literally, anybody can do it." — Charlotte In another Love Boat scene, a woman is referred to as "a little lady," which causes us to briefly examine how many women were treated/portrayed "back in the day." Next, we show the ultimate example: we roll a 1968 Maxwell House TV commercial that shows women as completely and aggressively subservient. Boo. BONUS SHOW QUOTE !! (unrelated to anything) "I could have walked away with every dude in Montana at that point. I could add a ranch, cows, horses, cowboy hats, whatever the f--- I wanted. I was literally a star in Montana." — Charlotte International waters: a playground for mischief, discrimination, and even illicit activities? Yup, so dive into the dark underbelly of the Love Boat on Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed, where the line between pleasure and crime gets blurred in the vast sea. #LoveBoatExposed #CrimePodcast Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Cop
Thu, September 14, 2023
Ep10 - Grandpa and the Stowaway - Amber Alert!
Send us a text Twisted relationship dynamics and drama set sail on this one, folks! A scandalous age gap friendship between a solo traveling old dude and a 15-year-old stowaway takes the spotlight here. Yes, you read that correctly. What is going on here?! Our hosts demand answers and we ultimately do get them - but are the answers good enough? After last week's episode, it seems that all the rules of civility and decency have been thrown overboard. In another plot, we have two major cast members from Happy Days!!! We also witness Julie's attempt at finding love/sex - again. This time, it's with Potsie (Anson Williams from Happy Days). Her quests never seem to go very well. Then the captain gets royally pissed at scam artists who are attempting to paint his cabin - and one of the fake painters is Pat Morita / Mr. Miyagi / Arnold from Happy Days!! There's also talk of Jeremy Renner's interview, the one where he speaks of his eye popping out during his big accident. Yuck!! Thanks, Host Charlotte Enjoy everyone, it's season one, episode 12 for those keeping track. Cheers!! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, September 07, 2023
Ep09 - A Priest. A Bathtub. A Gun, and Mrs. Brady ?
Send us a text Edgy Adult Humor is front-loaded in this head-scratching, "Is this really happening?!" episode. This installment actually is shocking and includes jaw-dropping revelations where Christmas themes definitely have gone wrong! "Family Reunion: It sounds like a G**damn Griswold Christmas, literally. Uncle Eddie showing up would be the tip of the iceberg." — Co-Host Charlotte The centerpiece here is definitely about a priest and some situations that set-off all kinds of alarms! Don' even ask about "the soap and water fights." "Oh, my God. I don't even know where to start. That a priest gets on a cruise ship with six young boys, all diverse, by the way, just in case anyone's wondering. All diverse, all equally exposed, everyone's represented. What is this? Dude, this is crazy. I don't even know!! Whew, literally." — Co-Host Charlotte This week you'll also experience, in no particular order: 🚢 Brooding attorney embezzlement leads to a gun being pulled! 🚢 The priest states what clearly sounds like, "I destroy people." 🚢 The Captain and said priest share a hidden understanding on deck at night. 🚢 Hot TV moms from the 70's discussed 🚢 Isaac serves up hardcore cocktails 🚢 Did someone in our studio date Danny Bonaduce? 🚢 Christmas Hymn Miracles. Set Sail. Be Warned. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, August 31, 2023
Ep08 - Happy Days, Zsa Zsa, Vegas, Airplane - All on One Show!
Send us a text Iconic 1970's TV and film characters all come together on one big boat! Ignored spouses, cheating fiends, and a doctor who may be incapable of delivering a baby - is he even a real doctor? "Big" Al Delvecchio, Arnold's replacement from Happy Days! Zsa Zsa Gabor! Vegas and Spenser for Hire's Robert Urich and funny guy Leslie Nielsen all play a part in this raunchy, slap-happy cruise! In one plot, we dive into the twisted story of two senior ladies who assault cruisers with literal and physical attacks and a chef who stages his own version of The Boston Tea Party, using ketchup instead. BONUS : Hear of Producer Caleb's exploits in a small French village, which ended up causing curious looks and glances. It involves older ladies and even a host mom (!) We also delve into the intriguing story of why all of Tony Danza's TV characters are named "Tony." Show Quotes from Co-Host Charlotte: On Loneliness and Pregnancy at Sea : "She's all alone on this cruise, and she's pregnant." Is it safe for a pregnant woman to go on a cruise? Let your wife go on a cruise at nine months pregnant ?! She's rocking on a boat. You're going to let her go by herself? Like, what?" On Social Distancing in Politics: "To be honest, none of us should be in a room together, BUT we can literally sit here and do this show - people who don't agree politically and still be friends and hang out." Charlotte also riffs on why some Love Boat passengers would have done well on OnlyFans - and, of course, there is a whole lot more. Enjoy! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, August 24, 2023
Ep07 - Romance Roulette: Ladies on The Prowl
Send us a text Role Reversals. Female Empowerment. Are we still talking about The Love Boat? YES! Romance Roulette is the name of this game, and this time the fun involves three women who have a burning desire to find not-exactly-romance, in fact, they seek something much more primal(!) SNL alumni Jane Curtin takes lead in the frolic, and she may be tinkering with the wrong plumber. Hmm. Just listen, and you'll see what I mean. From strategic sunblock applications to deciphering secret code words (spoiler: "Screwdriver" may not mean what you think) "First of all, I like that their code word is screwdriver. Okay, girls, could we be a little bit less conspicuous?" — Charlotte There's also a lackluster plotline that involves drugging a German Shepherd - the dog, not a European farmer guy. Radar from M*A*S*H is in this clip. "I was hoping that there was going to be some borderline animal abuse, because that would have been perfect for the show." — Producer Caleb This is a tight episode that reviews Love Boat SE1 EP9 (We skipped Episode 8 because it is a "Special Episode" covering a depressing topic.) ****** Your Own Podcast Studio? Studios Made Simple. We Create an Affordable Podcast / Social Media Studio in Your Home or Business and Train You to Use It. Often In One Day. Click Here: rsmedia.group/podcasting ******* Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, August 17, 2023
Ep06 - Twins and Misdeeds for Doc, but Julie's a Homewrecker?
Send us a text Two twin sisters. One Doc. Need we say more? Doc Bricker gets rejected by a passenger lady; he then makes her like him by being pushy and giving her "vitamins" - which works. She also has a twin sister, and they are pretending to be one person for whatever reason. Whew. So they both end up in bed with him, one after the other, within the same night. Within the same hour. Somehow they tricked him, but he ended up on the winning end. Hmmm. Okay, next, Julie runs across a passenger with whom she had a long-time relationship. It turned out he was married, though. She never knew, and now he's still pretending to be unattached. It does get messy. There's also The Curse of the Titanic Couple. Will they bring the ship down? And a priceless moment when bartender Isaac ends up as Muhammad Ali reincarnated. "Thank God Viagra had not been invented when The Love Boat was happening back then, can you imagine?" - Host Charlotte when she hears Doc joke about "drugging" women. This episode reviews Love Boat SE1 EP7 ****** Your Own Podcast Studio? Studios Made Simple. We Create an Affordable Podcast / Social Media Studio in Your Home or Business and Train You to Use It. Often In One Day. Click Here: rsmedia.group/podcasting ******* 00:00:55 Love Boat TV series chat with hosts. 00:06:12 Failed flirtation, rejection, persistence with margaritas. 00:08:42 Confused about chemistry, affair, and work confession. 00:11:29 Debating banter or a genuine threat? Serious warning. 00:14:15 Twins swap places, but is it wrong? 00:18:16 Doctor applies suntan lotion to a female passenger 00:22:16 Sisters fall for the same guy. Doc(!) 00:25:33 He confesses to drugging a woman with vitamins. 00:28:20 Eye patch, bracelet, cursed couple on Titanic. 00:30:59 Subscribe for a new episode of Crime Cruise. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, August 10, 2023
Ep05 - The Virginity Contest and Pimp Grandma
Send us a text Juan Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter is a V-card-carrying fella in the hot seat with his rowdy friends. It's up to him to fumble through a ship full of ladies until he finds the end of the rainbow - or something like that. On the other end of the spectrum is sweet-crazy grandma. She's cruising with her granddaughter with one goal: to get her hooked up with a higher class of dude - and granny wants her to use everything she's got. This includes her cleavage and other unmentionables. BONUS! Host Charlotte shares her story of an Alaskan Death Cruise!! And there's also The Doc. He, of course, gets thrown into the mix when Grandma Pimp decides it's a great idea to send her grandkid into the lion's den (the doc's office/bedroom), and he's all too ready to make his patented Dr. Bricker moves. RUMOR OR FACT? Did Doc miss the last episode because he was being treated for Syphilis? There are also storylines where Isaac scores a date with a hot, famous singer and Julie seems to be a homewrecker. Hmm... ** This double episode covers SE1 Episodes 5 and 6 of The Love Boat** That's it, enjoy!! ****************** Your Own Podcast Studio? Studios Made Simple. We Create an Affordable Podcast / Social Media Studio in Your Home or Business and Train You to Use It. Often In One Day. Click Here: rsmedia.group/podcasting Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, August 03, 2023
EP04 - Cuchi Cuchi: The Charo Legend Begins
Send us a text Charo. The Legend. This one-name wonder swung through the 70s with her Flamenco guitar, chuchi-cuchi catchphrase, and jiggly approach to life. It's no surprise that The Love Boat welcomed her as a guest star 10 times, To kick things off, we're given reason to contemplate the ethics of tasing holy men. Milton Berle drops into this episode playing an obnoxious oaf, much like his real-life self. We dive into the madness of Milton Berle's infamous Saturday Night Live stint and explore the unforgivable act that left SNL producer Lorne Michaels fuming. Stowaway Alert! Charo's character breaks maritime law during her first Love Boat appearance - but the real down and dirty is how the men of the Pacific Princess crew set their sites on her - in one way or another. Of course, the trusty doc is somehow tasked with keeping her sequestered in his own cabin . Boom! The original Incredible Hulk , Bill Bixby, plays in a scene or two where he gets The Doc to break what would later become HIPPA laws. While on the topic of The Incredible Hulk, we discuss how Hulk's pants are full of mystery and magic and the timelessness of Lou Ferrigno. It's gonna be a wild ride, folks, with laughter, intrigue, and more than a few moral conundrums. So grab your life jackets and prepare to set sail into another gripping episode of Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed! An RS Media Group Creation Your Own Podcast Studio? Studios Made Simple. We Create an Affordable Podcast / Social Media Studio in Your Home or Business and Train You to Use It. Often In One Day. Click Here: rsmedia.group/podcasting Timestamped Overview [00:03:15] Comedian gets cheap laugh zapper-shocking priest. [00:05:13] Milton Berle's disastrous SNL episode summarized. [00:09:42] Bixby's shirts shredded, pants didn't when he Hulk transformed. [00:12:26] Charo's family joke; icon; rescue; broken English. [00:15:10] Charlotte's potential to offend and protests in her neighborhood. [00:19:54] Doctor gives mystery pills to the buxom performer. [00:24:02] Doctor permits medical history release. [00:25:50] Charo's guitar performance secures cruise line spot. [00:28:38] Upcoming Crime Cruise episode exposes Love Bode scandal. Subscribe and visit Love Boat Exposed Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platf
Thu, July 27, 2023
Ep03 - Mike Brady's Got A Gun, Julie's Got An Itch
Send us a text After slinging a rifle, bingo, and drinking, a maniacal Mr. Brady hooks up with ex-wife "Hot Lips" Houlihan from TV's M*A*S*H - who he had just aimed a firearm at while extolling the joys of KILLING her! Then there's our sweet, cute Cruise Director Julie McCoy, and what Julie wants, Julie gets! Maybe. Can she find a way to consummate a cruise ship hookup with "Mr. Wright", when a dreadful pack of marauding senior citizens keep getting in the way?!? Cut to Nice Guy marriage counselor, Richard Mulligan from the 70's tv show "Soap". He finds out his new wife (Loretta Swit) has been catting around with her ex-husband - after HE SUGGESTS she make friends with him!! And yup, the ex is none other than the previously mentioned Mike Brady (Robert Reed)!! Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance in this somehow touching yet twisted tale of, well, you get the drift. It is the Love Boat after all. Your Own Podcast Studio? Studios Made Simple. We Create an Affordable Podcast / Social Media Studio in Your Home or Business and Train You to Use It. Often In One Day. Click Here: rsmedia.group/podcasting Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, July 20, 2023
Ep02 - My Captain, My Predator, Dude Looks Like a Lady
Send us a text Captain Stubing leads his pack of employee boys in hot pursuit of a cross-dressing passenger. In a disturbing display, the captain gives in to his dark desires. All this attention lands squarely on beloved actor John Ritter (Jack Tripper from Three's Company), who pulls off a whammy when he dresses as a lady to stealthily pursue an old girlfriend. The cruise goes full Bermuda Triangle when he attracts the ship's crew like dogs in heat. Producer Caleb joins the Host's Circle with Rob and Charlotte as we humorously call out the entire situation with biting commentary and modern-day criticism. When it comes to the wild ways of the 70s, you'll learn this is just the tip of the iceberg. Spoiler alert: pop culture and retro behaviors were an untamed beast. Let's do the research! Your Own Podcast Studio? Studios Made Simple. We Create an Affordable Podcast / Social Media Studio in Your Home or Business and Train You to Use It. Often In One Day. Click Here: rsmedia.group/podcasting Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Thu, July 06, 2023
Ep01 - Bon Voyage: Our Pilot
Send us a text Centerfold Gets a Doc-Exam! The Captain's Revenge! Dyn-0-Mite Break-in ... But Wait, There's More! Come aboard, we're expecting you! Hosts Rob and Charlotte get-to-know The Love Boat's all-too-cozy crew and peculiar passengers. Producer Caleb fans, please note that he's not allowed on a microphone until episode 2. Workplace harassment, privacy breaches, abuse of power, societal issues - it's all here in this episode! We humorously take apart the worst offenses with commentary and modern-day criticism. When it comes to the wild ways of the 70s, you'll learn this is just the tip of the iceberg. Spoiler alert: pop culture and retro behaviors were an untamed beast. Let's do the research! ****** Your Own Podcast Studio? Studios Made Simple. We Create an Affordable Podcast / Social Media Studio in Your Home or Business and Train You to Use It. Often In One Day. Click Here: rsmedia.group/podcasting Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
Trailer · Tue, July 04, 2023
Ep00 - Love Boat Exposed Trailer
Send us a text This is Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed, the podcast that hunts down and tears apart shenanigans on the classic 1970s TV show, The Love Boat. When laws, morals, and behavior go rogue - We Are There! We're a humorous TV review podcast injected with commentary, jokes, and critique. Join Rob, Charlotte, and Producer Caleb for a new episode every week. In this brief preview/trailer episode, the team will describe the show and how it all comes together. When it comes to the wild ways of the 70s, you'll learn this is just the tip of the iceberg. Spoiler alert: pop culture and retro behaviors were an untamed beast. ******* Your Own Podcast Studio? Studios Made Simple. We Create an Affordable Podcast / Social Media Studio in Your Home or Business and Train You to Use It. Often In One Day. Click Here: rsmedia.group/podcasting Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
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