Florida Men
The Official Podcast of Florida Man. Every week Joel & Phil share stories from the shady side of the Sunshine State, starring America's most prolific criminal. Part true crime, part comedy, all weird. This show is about the kind of stuff that only happens in the state where everybody is crazy from the heat.
Thu, April 21, 2022
Joel's New Show! Florida Man News
Hey everybody, it's Joel. I wanted to thank you all for listening to Florida Men, and let you know that I have a new podcast called Florida Man News. It's on the Florida Podcast Network and you can find it in your favorite podcast app. It's a bit different format from Florida Men, but it's the same crazy Florida Man and Florida Woman stories. Episode 1 of Florida Man News releases Friday, April 22nd, but I've got a preview for you now. To hear more, just search for Florida Man News in your podcast app and follow or subscribe now so you get the first episode right away. Thanks for listening to this highlight clip for Florida Man News. You can subscribe/follow here: https://linktr.ee/flmannews
Thu, April 01, 2021
163 - We're Back!
In Episode 163 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, the guys get back in the studio and let you know what they've been up to all this time. News Sources: Where we've been for the 10 months https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTgj1HxmUbg All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on GetVokl https://getvokl.com/channel/florida-men-the-podcast Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2021 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved. April Fools!
Tue, June 02, 2020
162 - Wild Dogs, Dead Birds, and Animatronic Rats
In Episode 162 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was attacked by a pack of wild dogs, but that wasn’t the deadliest thing that happened to her, Florida Man likes pet birds almost as much as Joel does, Florida Woman proves Joel’s theory about bad pizza still being good TOTALLY WRONG, and Florida Man is running around naked again. Or still. Who the hell can tell? This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Isaiah Velez • Jackie Ronco • Debbie Beaulieu • Charles Entertainment Cheese • Zacharie Nelson • Thomas Morgan • Patricia Lowe • Michael Torres News Sources: Naked Florida Man Bites Elderly Neighbor's Ear, Tries To Stab Him With Broken Glass https://www.fox13news.com/news/deputies-naked-man-bites-elderly-neighbors-ear-tries-to-stab-him-with-broken-glass Florida Woman Scammed $180K Out of Elderly Woman Who Thought The Scammer Was Psychic https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2020/05/20/st-augustine-medium-charged-with-exploiting-elderly-woman/ Florida Woman Mauled By Pack Of Dogs, Then Contracts Coronavirus In Rehab https://nypost.com/2020/05/22/woman-mauled-by-pack-of-dogs-contracts-coronavirus-in-rehab/ Florida Woman Orders Pizza from “Pasqually’s” on GrubHub, Receives “Pizza” From Chuck E. Cheese https://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2020/05/19/i-ordered-pizza-from-pasquallys-which-is-chuck-e-cheese-in-disguise/ Florida Man Hit His Girlfriend When She Suggested They Go To A Swingers Club http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/swingers-battery-519203 Florida Man Shoots And Kills Pet Bird... Perched On His Sister’s Shoulder https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-kills-pet-bird-perched-on-sisters-shoulder-holds-gun-to-her-head-deputies-say/ Florida Woman Arrested For Battery After Grabbing Deputy's Genitals https://weartv.com/news/local/pensacola-woman-arrested-for-battery-after-grabbing-deputys-genitals <b
Wed, May 27, 2020
160 - Florida Flashers, Barfly Bussers, Poultry Pelter, and Do-Good Diver
In Episode 160 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man tries to enforce politeness at a liquor store, Florida Man overreacts to a spammy email, Florida Woman calls 911 about a lack of social distancing but refuses to distance herself, and a couple of Florida Men are starving for attention, so they whip out their sausages. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Audra Adams • Robert Sagall • Jennifer Kilpatrick • Thomas Reece • Sebastian Morris • Carter Hess • Jousua Echezarreta • Justin Mosser • Teddy Wilchere Worrell News Sources: Florida Woman Who Tried To Kiss Strangers Calls 911 About Lack Of Social Distancing https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/15/florida-woman-who-tried-to-kiss-strangers-calls-911-about-lack-of-social-distancing-police-say/ Florida Man Attacks Shopper Who Didn’t Thank Him For Holding Open Door To Lakeland Liquor Store https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/video-man-attacks-victim-who-didnt-thank-him-for-holding-open-door-to-lakeland-liquor-store-deputies-say/ Florida Man Threatened Realtor Who Emailed Him About COVID-19 https://bocanewsnow.com/2020/05/16/delray-realtor-admits-to-buying-email-list-blasting-covid-19-information/ Florida Man In Domestic Poultry Pelting http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/poultry-battery-238467 Florida Divers Find Prosthetic Leg In Ocean Off Panama City Beach https://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20200511/divers-find-prosthetic-leg-in-st-andrews-state-park Florida Man Exposes Himself To Woman Drinking Her Coffee On Her Porch At Naples Condominium https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/suspect-exposes-himself-to-woman-drinking-her-coffee-on-her-porch-at-naples-condominium Florida Man Accused Of Exposing Himself Claims He Needed To Air Out https://www.clickorlando.com/news/l
Fri, May 22, 2020
NEW SHOW: Shady Side Trivia LIVE! on Sunday, May 24th, at 7pm EDT.
Watch our new Current Events Trivia Game hosted by Joel live on Sunday, May 24th, at 7pm EDT. Link to our GetVokl page: https://getvokl.com/channel/florida-men-the-podcast Link to this Sunday's Game: https://getvokl.com/live-broadcast/Trivia-with-Joel-from-Florida-Men Rules for the game: The game will consist of 3 regular rounds plus a final bonus round. For each of the 3 regular rounds, we will pick 3 people from the audience to play. The winners of each of the 3 regular rounds will return to play against each other in the final round. The winner of the final round will win a prize to be announced at the end of the game. If any round ends in a tie, there will be a tiebreaker question. Etiquette: No Googling! Don't look up the answers either. Since internet speed variations can cause lags that could give certain players an advantage in answering faster, this will be a turn-based game. Only answer the question on your turn. If you answer incorrectly, the next person gets a chance to answer. If all 3 people answer incorrectly, we will move on to the next question. Do not type the answers in the group chat. We want all the players to have a fair chance. Since GetVokl only allows 4 people to be onscreen at a time, please do not grab a spot unless I invite you to play. All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List <a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenA
Tue, May 19, 2020
159 - Naked Neighbors, Knifing Ninja, Cadillac Catastrophe, and Over the Limit and Over It All
In Episode 159 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man really loves his gators…on the grill and on the gridiron, Florida Man is a ninja coming at you, Florida Woman ain’t got time for this bullshit, and Florida Man proves why there should be a driving test every year for senior citizens. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Robert Hartsock • Stephanie Wright • Timothy Gilb • James Ellison • Robin Hamilton • Zantana Shantay Cannon • Some Old Dude Who Shouldn’t Be Driving • Carole Harwood • William Nash News Sources: Florida Man Arrested After Attack With Homemade Ninja Star https://weartv.com/news/local/report-man-stabbed-with-homemade-throwing-star-during-downtown-pensacola-fight Florida Woman, Busted After Allowing Her Boobs To Break Quarantine http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/garage-exposure-collar-625819 One Florida Man Finds Another Florida Man Naked in his Pool Cage https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200505/deputies-deltona-resident-finds-naked-man-in-pool-enclosure Florida Man Steals Gator Meat, ID’d by ‘Gators’ License Plate https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200506/florida-man-steals-gator-meat-idrsquod-by-rsquogatorsrsquo-license-plate-police-say Florida Woman Charged With Setting Fire To Home Over Missing Towel https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2020/05/12/florida-woman-charged-with-setting-fire-to-home-over-missing-towel/ Florida Woman Emptied Wine Bottle Inside Car; Told Deputy To Just Put Me In Handcuffs” https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/MCSO-Woman-emptied-wine-bottle-inside-car-told-deputy-to-just-put-me-in-handcuffs-
Fri, May 15, 2020
158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder Keisterer
158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder Keisterer In Episode 158 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we discuss the differences between US Kinder Joy and the proper Kinder Egg that can be found in the rest of the world. Also, a brit shoved one up his bum. Thanks to Allison for submitting this story. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Zachary Bowler • Boris Johnson News Sources: Prisoner Who Horrified Boris Johnson After Stuffing A Drug-Filled Kinder Egg Up His Own Bum Gets Longer Sentence https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11494812/kinder-egg-drugs-prisoner-longer-sentence/ All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserve
Tue, May 12, 2020
157 - 911 Nitwit, Beastly Bloodletter, Disney Discovery, and Forgery Failure
In Episode 157 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man wants his roommate to suck the worm out, Florida Man finds his own private island is a small world after all, Florida Man dialed the wrong number for UberEats, and Florida Man does the right thing and wins a Big Gulp. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Joseph Dolash • Richard McGuire • Getro Gelin • Michael James Gables • Christopher Canfora • Kelly Gaffney • Hein C. Le • James Stratford • Russell Mir • Jean Ocasio-Trevino News Sources: Florida Man Stabs Roommate In Attempt To Release Satan From His Blood https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/01/satan-is-still-in-me-florida-man-stabs-roommate-in-attempt-to-release-satan-turns-knife-on-himself/ Florida Man Arrested For Trying To Quarantine On Private Island In Disney World https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-arrested-for-trying-to-quarantine-on-private-disney-world-island Florida Man Tried To Pin Weapons Rap On "John Wick" http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/john-wick-case-234069 Florida Man Arrested After Asking Deputies For Booze And Ice Cream https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42063781/florida-man-arrested-after-asking-deputies-to-return-with-booze-and-ice-cream Florida Man Avoided Friend For A Year After Pawning His $60,000 Jaguar https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/05/04/st-pete-man-avoided-friend-for-a-year-after-pawning-his-60000-jaguar-police-say/ Florida Man Faces 20 Years For Possession Of Counterfeit $100 Bills https://41nbc.com/2020/05/01/man-faces-20-years-possession-counterfeit-100-bills/ Florida Man Returns $20k After Customer Loses Cash<
Fri, May 08, 2020
156 - Listener Quickie Aachen A-Hole
In Episode 156 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a pizza delivery "boy" gets a salami pie to the face courtesy of a disgruntled customer. Thanks to CONATH for submitting his story from Germany! Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Frau Karen News Sources: Falschen Belag geliefert: Frau bewirft Boten mit Pizza (Wrong Topping Delivered: Woman Throws Pizza At Delivery Boy) https://www.blick.ch/news/ausland/kuriose-polizeimeldung-deutsche-bewirft-boten-mit-pizza-weil-er-falschen-belag-liefert-id15869908.html All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, May 05, 2020
155 - Beach Reaper, Homework Hostage, Backyard Back Nine, and Idaho Idiot
In Episode 155 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman starts a new loss prevention initiative at Walgreens, Florida woman survived nine days in a ravine, living in a house on a golf course wasn’t nearly close enough for a Florida Man golfer, and Florida Man showed another Florida Man some brotherly love. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Taliseya McGee • Scott Jones • Burnice Lee S. Mikell • Daniel Uhlfelder • Diane McInnis • John McGarry • Robert Kovner News Sources: Florida Woman Said She Stole Percocet And Xanax From Her Store So The Store Wouldn’t Be Robbed https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article242313756.html Florida Girl Put 'Help! Get Me Out Of Here' Sign On Window Because She Was Struggling With Homework https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-girl-put-help-get-me-out-of-here-sign-on-window-because-she-was-struggling-with-homework Florida Man Builds Backyard Golf Course https://www.fox23.com/news/trending/florida-man-builds-backyard-golf-course/CYCKJUWTQ5DIRATNZMHD33MEDQ/ Florida Man Punched Food Donor At Distribution Event https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/04/23/opa-locka-pastor-accused-of-punching-man-who-brought-food-donations-for-people-in-need/ Florida Lawyer Will Dress as Grim Reaper to Protest Beach Reopenings https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-lawyer-will-dress-as-grim-reaper-to-protest-open-beaches-11627565 75-Year-Old Florida Woman Found Alive In Ravine 9 Days After Going Missing https://www.wogx.com/news/75-year-old-florida-woman-found-alive-in-ravine-9-days-after-going-missing Idaho Man Drove On Closed Florida Beach ‘Out Of Boredom’<br /
Tue, April 28, 2020
154 - Pandemic Fugitive, Neighborhood Narcs, Disrobed Defender, and Bank Burritos
In Episode 154 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man gets REALLY casual when working from home, Florida Man can’t tell the difference between Chipotle and Citibank, quarantine is making Florida Man narc on his neighbors, and Florida Man tries to scare off the cops with a pen and paper. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA This Episode's Florida Men: • Alfredo Lopez Chaj • Martin Lopez Chaj • Judge Dennis Bailey • Douglas Francisco • Brian Wood • Alfred Constant Mathieu • Joshua Price • Galen Trent Wood News Sources: Two Florida Men Charged With DUI At Same Time, For Driving The Same Vehicle https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20200417/only-in-florida-two-jupiter-men-charged-with-dui-at-same-time-driving-same-suv Florida Man Shows Up Shirtless to Court Hearing Via Zoom https://www.zdnet.com/article/florida-lawyers-forget-to-wear-shirts-for-virtual-court-hearings/ Stay-at-Home Order Turns Florida Man Into A Rat https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/04/07/coronavirus-has-people-calling-the-police-and-shaming-neighbors-on-social-media/ Florida Man Arrested for DUI After Ordering A Burrito At A Bank Drive-Thru https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-citrus-hernando/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-after-mistaking-bank-drive-thru-for-taco-bell Florida Man Selling Protective Masks Made Using Burmese Python Skin https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/04/20/only-in-florida-facial-masks-burmese-python-skin/ Florida Man Arrested for DUI After Driving Golf Cart On Highway https://www.villages-news.com/2020/04/17/villages-resident-arrested-after-driving-golf-cart-on-u-s-hwy-27-441/ Florida Man Tried To Use
Fri, April 24, 2020
153 - Listener Quickie: Punxsutawney Problems
In Episode 153 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Listener Mia sent us a story about—in her words—an amorously tweeked out Pennsylvania meth head drunkard. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Michael Alan Shaffer News Sources: Troopers Arrest Intoxicated Man Who Tried To Kiss Them https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/troopers-charge-intoxicated-man-who-tried-to-kiss-them/ All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Fri, April 24, 2020
151 - Listener Quickie: Deep Goat
In Episode 151 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, If this is your first time listening, you might want to skip to a different episode and come back to this one after you have a better opinion of us. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Sunday Ogaji News Sources: Nigerian Police Arrest Man For Allegedly Having Sex With Goat https://guardian.ng/news/police-parade-man-for-allegedly-having-sex-with-goat-in-ekiti/ All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, April 21, 2020
152 - SpaghettiOs, Pizza, Vodka, and Cigarettes
In Episode 152 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man uses a robodialer to order some pizza, Florida Woman does a dirty impression of the Easter Bunny, Florida Woman gets violent when she can’t feed her addictions, and Florida Man is a victim of prison food and his cellmate’s IBS. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Sudeep Khetani • Abril Cestoni • Amy Hunt • Shadae Miranda • Gilford Joseph Abshire • John Taylor “J.T.” Timmons News Sources: Florida Man Accused of Scamming NJ Pizzerias With Fake Orders For Police https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-accused-scamming-pizza-restaurants-fake-large-orders-police-n1181896 Florida Woman Put 400 Easter Eggs Filled With Porn In Mailboxes https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/09/florida-woman-put-400-easter-eggs-filled-with-porn-in-mailboxes-deputies-say-heres-why/ Florida Woman Having Nic Fit Tries To Hit Cars With Pipe Because No One Would Give Her Cigarettes https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/13/florida-woman-having-nicotine-fit-tries-to-hit-cars-with-pipe-because-no-one-would-give-her-cigarettes-deputies-say/ Florida Woman Assaulted Florida Man With SpaghettiOs http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/spaghettios-battery-case-275960 Due to Pandemic, FHP Reports Fewer Accidents, But More Citations For Speeding https://www.orlandosentinel.com/coronavirus/os-ne-coronavirus-crisis-florida-speeding-violations-increase-20200415-kqdwjdbgzfelzkffk6dlg4g35u-story.html Florida Woman Denied Vodka Uses Vacuum As Weapon <a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2020/04/09/woman-denied-vodka-uses-vacuum-weapon-st-lucie-county/2956654001/" rel="noop
Wed, April 15, 2020
150 - Dinosaurs, Unicorns, Tigers, and Trouser Snakes
In Episode 150 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man teaches a class of 8th graders an unscheduled anatomy lesson, Florida Woman finds a unique way to isolate from her neighbors while walking her dogs, a Florida restaurant manager added insult to injury when she fired her staff, and Joe Exotic might just get his revenge on that bitch Carole Baskin, after all. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Jack Donald "Don" Lewis • Carole Fuckin’ Baskin • Tiffany Roehr • Joseph Roberts • Christopher Mitchell News Sources: Florida Man Hacks Into 8th Grade Class During Zoom Call and Exposes Himself https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/02/hacker-zooms-into-orange-county-class-during-distance-learning-exposes-himself/ Netflix's 'Tiger King' Prompts Florida Sheriff to Ask for Leads in 1997 Death of Florida Man https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/popularity-netflix-s-tiger-king-prompts-sheriff-ask-leads-1997-n1172191 Florida Woman Caught On Video Walking Her Dogs In A Unicorn Costume https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/2020-04-03-florida-woman-walks-dogs-unicorn-costume-tiffany-roehr-23968252.html Florida Chili's Manager Makes Servers Come In To Clean, Fires Them When They Finish https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/03/20/orlando-airport-chilis-asks-servers-to-come-in-and-clean-then-fires-them Florida Woman Shot Burglar Who Entered Home Because ‘Dinosaurs Were Chasing Him’ https://fox6now.com/2020/03/31/sheriff-florida-mother-shot-burglar-who-entered-home-because-dinosaurs-were-chasing-him/ Florida Woman’s Gender Reveal Burned Down A 10-Acre Forest
Tue, April 14, 2020
149 - Listener Quickie: 'Bama Bangers
In Episode 149 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, an Alabama couple couldn't stand to be away from each other, so they hooked up outside the police station. Erica sent us this story, and for that we thank her. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's "Florida" Man & Woman: • Paula Garner • James Sanders News Source: Alabama Couple Caught Having Sex In Police Parking Lot Ended Up Walking To Jail https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2020/03/couple-caught-having-sex-in-police-parking-lot-walked-to-jail-authorities-say.html All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, April 07, 2020
148 - Panty Plunderer, Escort Aggressor, Canine Counterfeiter, and Villages Idiot
In Episode 148 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was arrested for selling counterfeit dogs, Florida Man isn’t a very sweet sugar daddy, Florida Man runs from the police even though he doesn’t have a leg to stand on, and Florida Man gets nabbed with an unusual bit of booty in his backpack. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Joshua Sanders • Tania Isabel Munoz • Mark Seymour • Jahrea Raheem Wallace • Bradley Negron-Cruz • Joshua Lewin • Ray Ray Long aka “LingerieRay” • LaDonald Shakkie Holmes News Sources: One Legged Florida Man Runs From Police https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41939162/man-leads-deputies-on-chase-down-i75-crashes-into-deputys-car Florida Woman Accused Of Forging Health Certificates For Bulldogs https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/07/26/sanford-bulldog-saleswoman-accused-of-forging-health-certificates/ Florida Man Jailed After Naked Romp Through Front Yard Leads To Violent Altercation https://www.ocala-news.com/2018/08/06/popular-villages-entertainer-jailed-after-naked-romp-through-front-yard-leads-to-violent-altercation/ Florida Man's Odd Squad Car Nosh Caught On Police Cam http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/squad-car-nosh-320175 Florida Man Arrested for Possession of Molotov Cocktails and Child Pornography https://www.mysuncoast.com/2020/03/25/sarasota-man-arrested-child-pornography-possession-molotov-cocktails/ Florida Man Assaults His New Sugar Baby With A Gun and A Knife https://wtfflorida.com/news/crime/elderly-florida-man-points-gun-and-knife-at-escort-assaults-her/ Florida Man Accused Of Stealing $800 Worth Of Lingerie From Dillard’s <a href="https://www.click
Fri, April 03, 2020
147 - Listener Quickie: Poland Peeper Poker
In Episode 147 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a couple of places where you should NEVER get a tattoo. And yet, this woman from Poland did. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's "Florida" Man and Woman: • Aleksandra Sadowska • Piotr A. News Sources: Polish Woman Goes Blind After Getting Her Eyeballs Dyed Black https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8050651/Polish-woman-25-goes-BLIND-getting-eyeballs-dyed-black.html All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, March 31, 2020
146 - Naked Drivers, Doody Drone, and More TP Trouble
In Episode 146 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man took Phil’s advice from last week and escalated his behavior, Florida Man took a bathroom break in the wrong room, Florida Man whipped it out at the scene of an accident, and Florida Man uses an old trick to remind himself of something important. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Angel Esteban Hernandezcinto • Chad Rondeau • Colin Geib • Devin Quarterman • Jerry Sanders • Jonathan W. Connors • Cody Hicks • LeRoy Stotelmyer News Sources: Florida Man Arrested For Felony Theft Of 66 Rolls Of Toilet Paper From Hotel https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-felony-theft-66-rolls-toilet-paper-hotel-1493550 Florida Man Taunts Publix Customers With Flying Toilet Paper https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20200319/coronavirus-toilet-paper-flies-above-local-publix Florida Man Urinates All Over Room, Attacks Good Samaritan Who Tried To Stop Him https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/17/florida-man-who-was-peeing-all-over-room-attacks-good-samaritan-who-tried-to-stop-him-police-say/ Florida Man Arrested For Machete Attack Inside McDonald’s https://nypost.com/2020/02/11/florida-man-arrested-for-machete-attack-inside-mcdonalds/ Florida Man Arrested During Traffic Stop And Found To Be Naked With String Tied To His Genitals https://www.dailyridge.com/en/2020/03/22/auburndale-florida-man-arrested-during-traffic-stop-and-found-to-be-naked-with-string-tied-to-his-genitals/ Florida Man Arrested For Fourth DUI Tells Cops Just How High He Is https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/02/20/florida
Fri, March 27, 2020
145 - Listener Quickie: Flattening the Curb
In Episode 145 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Florida couple couldn't stand to be away from each other, so they hooked up outside her hospital. Sarah sent us this story, and for that we thank her. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's "Florida" Man and Woman: • Ann Marie Tucker • Albert Singletary News Sources: Florida Couple Ignored All That Talk About Social Distancing, Had Sex Outside Hospital http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/flattening-curve/flattening-the-curve-725980 All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, March 24, 2020
144 - Coronavirus Challenger, Barnyard Bar Bingo, Hospital Hold-up, and TP Thief
In Episode 144 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman shows off her tongue skills on Instagram, going viral in more ways than one, Florida Man comes up with a great idea for stopping coronavirus, Florida Man comes up with a great idea for a bar game, and Florida Man goes with the flow. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Ava Louise • Miami Beach Commissioner Ricky Arriola • Tyler Hardeman • Jose Herrera • Matt Kuscher • Safraz Shakoor • Paul Ritchie News Sources: Florida Woman Licks Airplane Toilet To Start ‘Coronavirus Challenge’ https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-ava-louise-lick-airplane-toilet-bleach-20200317-owlqxckbljdynhwyk6fgazdctu-story.html Florida Man Suggests City Should Infect First Responders With Coronavirus https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/coronavirus-immunity-infect-miami-beach-first-responders-11595211 Florida Hospital Keeps Out Coronavirus With A Couch https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41866957/bayfront-health-port-charlotte-staff-barricades-main-entrance-with-couch Florida Man Charged With Throwing Hamburger, Vape Pen https://www.fox13news.com/news/pasco-man-faces-aggravated-battery-charges-after-throwing-hamburger-vape-pen Florida Man Tries To Eat Stolen Credit Card https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/11/im-not-going-to-lie-its-cocaine-florida-man-tries-to-eat-stolen-debit-card-deputies-say/ Florida Man Invents a New Bar Game: Cock Shit Bingo https://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/things-to-do-in-miami-chicken-bingo-at-la-cocina-cocteleria-in-hialeah-11585152
Fri, March 20, 2020
143 - Listener Quickie: Massachusetts Mystery Pooper
In Episode 143 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, "when you gotta go, you gotta go" is not a valid legal defense for this Massachusetts woman. And they wonder why we call them Massholes. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Andrea Grocer News Sources: Serial Pooper Caught in the Act and Arrested https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/woman-accused-of-pooping-in-natick-parking-lot-9-times/2066289/ All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, March 17, 2020
142 - Tampon Tosser, Traffic Laugher, Mask Tassels, and Drug Store Dick Showoff
In Episode 142 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man stops at a gas station for a bite, Florida Woman gets dirty after a few drinks, a Florida strip club is asking its customers to cover up, and Florida Man is asked to do the same at a CVS. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Bricole Reincke • Mark Figueroa • Olivia Pecuch • Omilson Shirley • Charles Sims • Kelvin Robinson • Austin Harrouff News Sources: Florida Woman High On Laughing Gas Arrested For Smuggling Bath Salts Into Jail https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41847184/florida-woman-high-on-laughing-gas-arrested-for-smuggling-bath-salts-into-jail Tampa Strip Club Offers Face Masks To Customers To Fight Spread Of Coronavirus https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/03/09/tampa-strip-club-offers-face-masks-to-customers-to-fight-spread-of-coronavirus/ Drunk Teen Arrested After Throwing Tampon At Collier County Deputy https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41849238/drunk-teen-arrested-after-throwing-tampon-at-collier-county-deputy Florida Man Attacks Victim At Wawa, Attempts To Bite Officer https://www.krmg.com/news/national/florida-man-attacks-victim-wawa-later-attempts-bite-officer-police-say/sHLHNgBhtN3OFET8xwvM4N/ Florida Man Forged Registration Sticker With A Sharpie https://www.abc-7.com/story/41860085/florida-man-forged-registration-sticker-with-sharpie Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Exposing Himself In A CVS https://www.inquisitr.com/5927472/florida-man-cvs/ Florida Man Mooned Diners At Middleburg Restaurant https://www.news4jax.co
Fri, March 13, 2020
141 - Listener Quickie: Manchester Milk Meanie
In Episode 141 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, listener Joe sent us a story from across the pond about the dangers of working in food service. Bonus: Joel does his Sean Connery impersonation. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Some guy who apparently doesn't like low quality sandwiches News Sources: Masked Man Storms Into Subway With Armed With Pole And Hurls Stale Milk At Staff https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-atherton-subway-masked-man-17754766.amp All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, March 10, 2020
140a - Vintage Florida Men Podcast - Machete Mama, Swine Sauna, Fleeing Flaunter, and Parking Potshots
In Episode 140a, a Vintage Episode™ of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida Woman isn’t happy to see you, and no, that isn’t a banana, either. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. This Episode’s Florida Men and Women: Victoria Lynn Morley Trinity Tavarez-Soto Mark Gray Valerie Branch-Galloway Cody Cummins Nicholas Carlmann Jones Jasmine Cuyler Solomon Stinson Damian Dean Cantrell News Sources: Florida Woman Accused Of Wielding 2 Machetes, Threatening Bar Patrons With Them https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-wielding-2-machetes-threatening-bar-patrons-with-them/67-3b18df11-3a27-4012-892f-525207fb8210 Florida Couple Arrested At A Mall For Leaving Small Pig Inside Hot Car https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/two-arrested-at-a-mall-in-florida-for-leaving-small-pig-inside-hot-car/77-4dce5688-1dc4-49e5-8998-ae91a69e5ba9 Florida Woman Whipped Stepson With A Belt 30 Times For Tardiness http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stepmom-delivers-licks-527190 Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom’s head https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-throwing-corn-cob-mom Florida Man Calls 911 And Brags About Running From Cops, Gets Caught https://triblive.com/news/world/florida-man-brags-about-running-from-cops-eventually-gets-caught/ Florida Woman Caught Smuggling 9 Cell Phones Into Prison, In Her Underwear https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40557379/charlotte-correctional-institution-employee-caught-with-9-cell-phones-in-her-underwear Florida Man Exchanges Gunfire With Police Over A Parking Space <a href="https://ww
Fri, March 06, 2020
140 - Listener Quickie California Crash
In Episode 140 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, listener Allison sent us a story about a completely senseless act of vandalism against America's greatest restaurant using America's greatest motor vehicle. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's "Florida" Man: • A Really Bad Jeep Driver News Source: California Man Drove His Jeep Off The Roof Of A Parking Garage And Crashed Into McDonald's https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/23/california-man-jeep-parking-garage-crashes-mcdonalds/4853705002/ All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, March 03, 2020
139 - Sledgehammer Spree, Sexytime Snakes, Stabby Snitch, and Sheryl's She Shed
In Episode 139 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man burns down Sheryl’s she-shed, Florida Man sucks on an old lady’s toes, Florida Man discovers the least sexy orgy ever… in Polk County, and Florida Man tries to perform an exorcism with a sledgehammer. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Frantz Beldorin • Rafael Suarez Gomez • Victor Morel • Bruce Robertson • Travis Wayne Love • Kenneth Williamson • Sarah Boone News Sources: From Allison: Florida Man Hospital Worker Accused Of Sucking Patient's Toes https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41821296/fort-myers-hospital-worker-accused-of-sucking-patients-toes From Sarah and JP: Florida Man Goes On Sledgehammer Rampage To Kill Demons https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-man-goes-on-sledgehammer-rampage-to-kill-demons From Nitin: Florida Man Calls Police To Report Being Shot At By Man He Stabbed https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/02/09/police-florida-man-calls-911-to-report-being-shot-at-by-man-he-robbed-stabbed/ From Allison: Florida Man Discovered A Voodoo Doll Washed Up On Cape Canaveral Beach https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/02/22/voodoo-doll-speculated-to-have-washed-up-on-cape-canaveral-beach/ From Dana from the Space Coasties: Florida Man Named “Love” Arrested After Valentine's Day Shooting https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/crime/2020/02/18/travis-love-accused-valentines-day-shooting-injured-palm-bay-man/4796013002/ From JP and Brian: Florida Man Arrested After Starting Fire In Shed to Get Neighbors To Move https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41829324/man-arrested-after-starting-fire-in-shed-to-try-and-get-neighbors-to-move <br
Fri, February 28, 2020
138 - Listener Quickie: Vest Test Dummies
In Episode 138 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, two dummies test out their bulletproof vest while they were wearing it. Thanks to JP for the article. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Charles Eugene Ferris • Christopher Hicks News Source: Arkansas Men Shoot Each Other While Wearing Bulletproof Vest https://www.5newsonline.com/article/news/local/outreach/back-to-school/police-rogers-men-shoot-each-other-while-wearing-bulletproof-vest/527-e6176adb-820c-41d4-9783-5c160cacbc53#// All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Ri
Tue, February 25, 2020
137 - Upskirt Pervert, Wu-Tang Fraud Gang, Refuser Abuser, and A Typical Walmart Customer
In Episode 137 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida women have a side hustle making ladies look like J-Lo, but they ended up looking like Ceelo, another Florida Woman tries to smuggle drugs into prison, in the usual way, Florida Woman turns man’s best friend against him, and Florida Woman and Florida Man decide (in separate incidents) to show off their birthday suits. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Gregg David Atkisson • Stefan Short • Rebecca Lynn Duarte • Michael Benson • Jim Cocci • Aaron Barnes-Burpo • Walker Washington • Juan Zamora • Robert Russell • Sonja Marie Russell • Guy Scott Griffithe • Brett Hartley News Sources: Florida Man Sprayed People With Fire Extinguisher At Walmart https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/GPD-Dunnellon-man-sprayed-people-with-fire-extinguisher-at-Walmart-567761911.html Florida Man Gets Naked To Escape Deland Store; Ribeyes Fall Out Of His Pants https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200217/florida-man-gets-naked-to-escape-deland-store-ribeyes-fall-out-of-his-pants Drunk Florida Woman 'Punched Out' Glass Window, After Boyfriend Refused Her Sexual Advances https://www.newsweek.com/drunk-florida-woman-punched-out-glass-window-attacked-boyfriend-after-he-refused-her-sexual-1487272 Florida Man Arrested After Taking Upskirt Photo Of Teen Waiting In Line At Chipotle https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-recording-underneath-clothing-of-teen-19-while-on-line-at-chipotle-police Florida Man Gives Wife Valentine's Day Gift She Will Never Forget: He Named a Shark After Her https://www.tcpalm.com/story/sports/fishing-boating/2020/02/14/florida-man-names-great-white-shark-his-wife-valentines-day/475
Fri, February 21, 2020
136 - Listener Quickie: Animal Assault
In Episode 136 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, hold your condescension in suspension and pay attention. Feelings of reprehension in ascension make some costumed henchmen grant detention outside a convention. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Demetri Hardnett • Vigilante Furries News Source: A Group Of 'Furries' Stopped A Domestic Violence Assault https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/21/us/furries-furcon-stop-domestic-violent-assault-trnd/index.html All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, February 18, 2020
135 - Booty Blowup, Birthday Brawler, Hooha Howdydo, and Fecal Flogger
In Episode 135 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida women have a side hustle making ladies look like J-Lo, but they ended up looking like Ceelo, another Florida Woman tries to smuggle drugs into prison, in the usual way, Florida Woman turns man’s best friend against him, and Florida Woman and Florida Man decide (in separate incidents) to show off their birthday suits. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Maricela Salt • Stefanie Ramos • Shala Darian Whitford • Jane Marie Faulkner • Lori Seilo • Peter Seilo • Sylvia Shumaker • John Lyles • Amanda Dohm • Zachary Helton News Sources: Florida Women Accused Of Illegally Performing Butt Enhancements https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/01/17/hialeah-gardens-women-accused-of-illegally-performing-butt-enhancements/ Fentanyl, Cocaine, Meth, And Pills Found Hidden In Florida Woman's Groin https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2020/02/06/florida-woman-faces-charges-after-deputies-find-drugs-hidden-inside-her-groin/4683924002/ Florida Woman Arrested For Smearing Dog Poop In Fiance's Face After Beating Him http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/wedding-probably-off-038157 Florida Woman Exposes Herself In Restaurant, Husband Asks To Go To Jail Too https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41663329/woman-exposes-herself-in-naples-restaurant-husband-asks-to-go-to-jail-too Florida Woman Arrested For Asking 911 How To File For Divorce https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/largo-woman-arrested-for-asking-911-how-to-file-for-divorce-police-say/ Florida Man Finds Naked Intruder In Bed https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/only-in-florida/fla-man-f
Fri, February 14, 2020
134 - Listener Quickie: Courtroom Chronic
In Episode 134 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Snopp Dogg's got nothing on this dude from Tennessee. The people deserve better. Thanks to Sarah for submitting this story. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Spencer Boston News Sources: Tennessee Man Arrested For Smoking Marijuana In Courtroom https://www.wkrn.com/news/tennessee-man-arrested-for-smoking-marijuana-in-courtroom/ All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, February 11, 2020
133 - Toddler Tracer, Bunny Bolter, Trademark Thief, and Laser Beamer
In Episode 133 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman didn’t have a notepad, so she used a baby instead, Florida Man points out a landing airplane with a laser, Florida Man celebrated Easter a bit early this year, and Florida Man needs to learn how to pump gas. Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Antoine McDonald • Donald Steven Dugray • Paul L. Parshall • Charlie James Chapman Jr. • Darrell Bailey News Sources: Florida Woman Furious After Daycare Staff Scrawl 'I'm Out of Diapers' Across Her Son’s Torso With a Marker https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7938891/Mom-left-furious-staff-sons-daycare-scrawl-Im-diapers-toddlers-torso.html Florida Man in Easter Bunny Costume Tries to Avoid Arrest https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crime/os-ne-orlando-man-easter-bunny-costume-avoid-arrest-20200124-4lvrg7s66ze6tdf7q5eudydi2u-story.html Florida Man Tries to Carjack Undercover Police Officer https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/01/27/st-pete-man-tried-to-carjack-undercover-cop-police-say/ Florida Man Sued By Penn State For Selling Beer And Cigars With The School's Name https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-sued-penn-state-selling-beer-cigars-schools-name-1485010 FHP Arrest Florida Men Found With Drugs In A Bag Labeled “Bag Full of Drugs” https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-troopers-find-narcotics-in-bag-labeled-bag-full-of-drugs/ Florida Man Arrested For Pointing Lasers At Landing Airplanes https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/26/us/florida-man-arrest-laser-airport-trnd/index.html Florida Man Mistakenly Pumps 20+ Gallons of Gas Onto The Deck Of His Boat <a href="https://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wir
Fri, February 07, 2020
132 - Listener Quickie: Subway Scorcher
In Episode 132 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, an Arizona Woman takes a fiery revenge on her apathetic boyfriend. Thanks to Erica for bringing this one to our attention. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Kathy Jones News Sources: AZ Woman Tries To Set Boyfriend On Fire For Not Celebrating Her New Subway Job https://nypost.com/2019/12/23/az-woman-tries-to-set-boyfriend-on-fire-for-not-celebrating-new-subway-job-police/ All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, February 04, 2020
131 - Concourse Ecdysiast, Marshal Masticator, Accidental Arsonist, and Peculiar Paintjob
In Episode 131 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Florida Woman walking down the concourse in Miami airport was already flying high, Florida Woman gets into the Orlando airport with something cheaper than a plane ticket, Florida Man gets in trouble for his unique paint job, and Florida Man warmed himself by the fire in his living room…but he doesn’t have a fireplace. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida Criminal Conduct: A new podcast from the creators of Pretend and Twisted http://criminalconduct.net/ This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Mark Okrent • Cherie Saunders • William Bastin • Rollerguy • Jeffrey Leibman • John Wayne Parker Jr. News Sources: Florida Girl Used Drink Coupon To Bypass TSA https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-girl-claims-she-used-drink-coupon-to-bypass-tsa/ Florida Man Sets Fire To Apartment To Keep Warm https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/st-pete-man-sets-fire-to-apartment-to-keep-warm-police-say/ Florida Woman Is Arrested For Stripping Naked At Miami Airport And Strolling Through Baggage Claim https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7895295/Woman-strips-clothes-Miami-airport-later-spotted-sitting-naked-cop-car.html Florida Woman Bites Deputy On His Leg https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7914811/Florida-woman-takes-bite-police-officers-leg-refused-let-go.html Florida Man Sex Offender Claims Google Gave Him Permission To Do ‘Anything He Wanted’ https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/florida-sex-offender-claims-google-gave-him-permission-to-do-anything-he-wanted/ Florida Man Wearing Hover Skates Rolled Into Walmart, Stole $551 Of Merchandise <a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-wearing-hover-skates-rolled-walmart-stole-551-merchandise-glided-out-police-say-1482647" rel="
Fri, January 31, 2020
130 - Listener Quickie: Phony Fleshlight
In Episode 130 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we're not going to even bother to describe this one. Dudes, be prepared to cringe. Ladies, be prepared to ask "Why??" Thanks to JP for bringing this to our attention. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Some Thai Guy News Sources: Man’s Penis Rots After He Gets It Stuck In A Metal Pipe For Five Days https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7885173/Mans-penis-ROTS-gets-stuck-metal-pipe-five-days.html All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, January 28, 2020
129 - Reality Television Producer Tom Cunningham, PLUS Sovereign Scammer, Instagram Instigator, Drenched Dealer, and MMA DUI
In Episode 129 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, reality TV producer Tom Cunningham joins Phil & Joel to recall his run-ins with Florida Man during his time on COPS, Florida Man discovers its not a good hiding place if you have to keep coming up for air, Florida Man discovers its not a good hiding place if you livestream your whereabouts, Florida Woman tries to leave the scene of multiple crashes she caused, and Florida Man tries to bribe his way out of a DUI charge. Promotions: Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Danielle Takeila Edmonson • Kenneth Roger Edmonson • Susan Blair Case • Kevin Gaines Jr. • Juan Gomez Gaitan • Leroy King • Calen Holcomb • Daniel Christopher Booth • Irma Acosta Arya News Sources: Florida Man Received $3.4 Million in Tax Refunds Before the IRS Realized It Was A Bogus Claim https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/crime/fl-ne-moorish-sovereign-citizens-trial-175-million-tax-fraud-20191216-sca4awrdrrbl5dfosq2zzjbdx4-story.html Florida Woman Arrested After Fleeing Multiple Crashes With A Train https://weartv.com/news/local/gulf-breeze-woman-arrested-after-fleeing-multiple-crashes-in-northwest-florida Wanted Florida Man Arrested After Deputies Found Him Livestreaming On Instagram https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wanted-deland-man-arrested-after-deputies-found-him-livestreaming-instagram-sheriffs-office-says/NU2QFWIL3FHANCL7EEEAB6LQ6U/ Florida Man With Spilled Beer In Truck Told Troopers “I Don’t Drink” https://www.abc-7.com/story/41586257/florida-man-with-coors-can-spilled-in-truck-told-troopers-i-dont-drink Florida School Resource Officer Arrested After He Pawned His Gun https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/sheriff-school-
Fri, January 24, 2020
128 - Listener Quickie: Missouri Meth Motorist
In Episode 128 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, This episode has meth, a carjacking, a porn store, and a goat. It's hard to believe it DIDN'T happen in Florida. Thanks to Ginny for sending this story our way. This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Brandon Kirby News Source: Carjacker On Meth Abducts Man And His Pet Goat From Missouri Porn Store https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article238889478.html Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, January 21, 2020
127 - Peeping Photographer, Makeshift Molotov, Cola Crasher, and Quatro Clones
In Episode 127 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man couldn’t wait for a Dr. Pepper, Florida Man turns golf into a contact sport, Florida Woman pissed on a cop, and Florida Woman made four new tax deductions in 2019. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Serina Probus • Andrew Jon-Paul Edwards • Emily Stallard • Gavin Lee • Akbar Akram • Tyler Dearden • Alexzandria Wolliston • Randilynn Santiago News Sources: Florida Woman Smiles For Mugshot After Allegedly Hitting Man With Car, Trying To Urinate On Sheriff's Deputy https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-arrested-smile-mugshot-hitting-man-bmw-urinate-pasco-sheriffs-office-deputy-1481206 Florida Man Pulled Down 63-year-old Woman’s Pants To Film Her Butt https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/01/10/witnesses-stop-man-who-pulled-down-63-year-old-womans-pants-to-film-her-butt-police-say/ Florida Woman Arrested For Allegedly Making Bomb In A Mason Jar In Walmart https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/tampa-mom-faces-charges-for-making-bomb-in-walmart/ Florida Man Crashes Truck Into Bar To Steal Dr. Pepper https://www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-news/bcso-man-crashes-into-business-for-dr-pepper/ Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Smuggling More Than 20 Live Water Monitor Lizards Into The Us From The Philippines https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7869183/Florida-man-pleads-guilty-smuggling-live-water-monitor-lizards-Philippines-US.html Florida Man Beats Elderly Golfer He Tried Stealing Golf Balls From https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/01/12/sheriffs-office-florida-man-beats-elderly-golfer-tried-stealing-golf-balls/ Florida Woman Gives Birth To Two Sets Of Twins In One Year https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/west-palm-beach/west-palm-beach-mom-gives-birth-to-two-sets
Fri, January 17, 2020
126 - Listener Quickie: Macon Jail Meth Mail
In Episode 126 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida is so backwards, Georgia is "Up North". Thanks to Michelle for sending this story to us. This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Timothy Lee Snow • Mary Beth Odum News Source: Georgia Man Mailed Drugs to His Girlfriend, Who Was In Jail https://www.macon.com/news/local/crime/article239246743.html All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, January 14, 2020
125 - Fecal Felon, Slapdash Sparklers, Dog Biter, and Chicken Dippers
In Episode 125 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man stars in a real life “man bites dog” story, a couple of Florida Women get really worked up over fried chicken, a Florida hostage is released from his cage when the cops show up, and Florida Man makes some homemade fireworks. It goes as well as expected. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Donald Watts • April Moyer • Maguire McLaughlin • Melinda Britt Disbrow • Joanne Mercader • Paulie Wanacraker • Carlos Suarez News Sources: Florida Man Made Improvised Fireworks That Exploded In His Hand https://www.fox13news.com/news/seminole-man-bundled-four-boxes-of-sparklers-together-with-tape-and-it-exploded-in-his-hand-deputies-say Naked Florida Man On Meth Bites K-9, Assaults Officer https://www.fox5dc.com/news/naked-florida-man-bites-k-9-dog-assaults-officer-while-high-on-meth-report Florida Woman Arrested Driving 107 MPH Had Jello Shots In The Car https://myfox8.com/2020/01/03/florida-woman-accused-of-driving-107-mph-with-jello-shots-in-car-arrested-for-dui/ Florida Woman Threatened To Rob McDonald's If She Didn't Get Enough Dipping Sauce https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-threatened-rob-mcdonalds-if-she-didnt-get-enough-dipping-sauce-police-say-1480695 Florida Woman Selling Chicken Tender Shaped Like A Manatee https://www.cltampa.com/news-views/local-news/article/21108316/florida-woman-is-selling-manateeshaped-chicken-tender-for-5000?utm_source=feature&utm_medium=home&utm_campaign=hpfeatures Florida Woman Tossed Bucket Of Human Waste In Landlord's Face http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/trailer-poop-attack-762018 Florida Woman Calls 911 After Hearing Screams From Neighbor’s House. It Was Their Parrot https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2020/01/06/florida
Fri, January 10, 2020
124 - Listener Quickie: Cement Blockhead
In Episode 124 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a UK YouTuber gets his head stuck in a microwave. Because of all the cement that was in it. Thanks to Allison for suggesting this story. This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Jay Swingler • Romell Henry News Sources: YouTube “Star” Cemented A Microwave To His Head https://www.businessinsider.com/tgfbro-jay-swingler-buries-head-microwave-cement-west-midlands-emergency-services-2017-12 Full TGFbro YouTube Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY8gvu6h2Hc All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, January 07, 2020
123 - Sexist Strippers, Boat Boomer, Pork Popper, and Axe Overload
In Episode 121 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man has a run in with the pigs, Florida Woman makes a pizza in somebody else’s kitchen, Florida Man launched himself into the air from his boat, and Florida Kid is ready to become Florida Man. Promotions: The Daily Dog Podcast https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Kel Young • David Weil • Mamberto Real • Everett Lages • Some Stinky Middleschooler • Phil Fraumeni News Sources: Florida Man Told By Officials To Shoot Or Trap Wild Boars Tearing Up His Yard https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/12/04/wildlife-officials-tell-florida-man-to-shoot-or-trap-wild-boars-tearing-up-his-yard/ Florida Man Blows Up His Boat, and It Hadn’t Even Left the Dock Yet https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/12/02/florida-boat-explosion-sends-owner-flying-onto-dock-hurls-his-daughter-into-water/ Florida Man Facing Eviction Says It’s Because Of Santeria https://www.news-press.com/story/news/local/2019/11/22/fort-myers-man-says-he-faces-eviction-due-cultural-differences/4251705002/ Florida Woman Breaks Into House to Make a Pizza https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/12/03/why-stranger-pink-swiping-pizza-ingredients-my-house/4295683002/ Florida Man With A Cat Denied Entry to Strip Club, Gets Arrested https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-with-cat-denied-entry-by-fla-strip-club-arrested/ Florida Women Suing Orlando Strip Club For Denying Them Entrance Without Man https://www.wesh.com/article/women-suing-orlando-strip-club-rachels-for-denying-them-entrance-without-man/29962724 School Bus Full Of Florida Kids Evacuated Over Too Much Axe Body Spray https://www.abcactionnews.com/
Sun, January 05, 2020
122 - Listener Quickie: Bradentucky Toe Sucker
In Episode 122 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man's foot fetish gets him in hot water. Thanks to Patti for suggesting this story. This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Some creepy toe tickler News Source: Florida Man Awoke To Find Intruder Sucking On His Toes http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/police-hunt-toe-sucker-650249 All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, December 31, 2019
121 - Female Flasher, Walmart Wanker, Drug Deal Duper, and the Perfect Florida Man Story
In Episode 121 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we get a triple dose of Florida Man/People of Walmart crossovers, Florida Man hasn’t learned his lesson about drunk driving in a golf cart, Florida Man must be on drugs to try to rip off a drug dealer, and we finish up 2019 with the quintessential Florida Man story. Promotions: The Daily Dog Podcast https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Henry Harvey • Elias Flor • William Halford • Julio Aguirre • Jamian Rivera • Isiah Irons • Mary Coker News Sources: Florida Man Batters A Customer in Line at Walmart https://www.capecops.com/newsroom/2019/12/5/male-batters-another-customer-in-line-at-walmart Florida Man Extracted from Ceiling by Police with Tasers https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tased-out-ceiling-walmart-1472865 Florida Man Busted For Lewd Act In Walmart Toy Aisle http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/another-vile-walmart-patron-285930 Florida Man Charged With Dui After Golf Cart Crashes Into Jacksonville Beach Bar https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2019/12/09/man-charged-with-dui-after-golf-cart-crashes-into-neptune-beach-bar/ Florida Man Found Partially Eaten By Alligator In Polk County Died From Meth Overdose https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/florida-man-found-partially-eaten-by-alligator-died-of-drug-overdose/67-d57a93b2-e1c1-4d0b-9f7d-f487b92636f1 Florida Man Shot For Using Fake Money In Drug Deal https://www.wftv.com/news/local/teen-shoots-man-for-using-fake-money-in-altamonte-springs-drug-deal-police-say/1014793908/ Florida Woman Narrowly Avoids Pay Cut, Demotion for Flasher Costume https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2019/12/11/flasher-costume-nearly-cost-schools-director-pay-cut-demotion/ Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Fake
Fri, December 27, 2019
120 - Listener Quickie: Pork Pesos
In Episode 120 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, North Carolina cops pop a con who dropped his wad in slop. Thanks again to listener Jake for the heads up! Promotions: The Daily Dog Podcast https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog News Source: North Carolina Man Stashes Drug Money In Pork Barrels https://www.shelbystar.com/news/20191210/cleveland-county-sheriff-3-million-nabbed-in-i-85-traffic-stop All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, December 24, 2019
119 - Wreath Robber, Pajama P!$$er, Porch Pirates, and Toy Thief
In Episode 119 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman goes to extremes to decorate her home for Christmas, Florida Man has a few too many before heading to the airport, Florida Man is a toy thief to the tune of a thousand dollars, and a Florida baby avenges the theft of her parents’ packages. Promotions: The Daily Dog Podcast https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Daniel Wickell • Shay Morgan Tracy • Alex Anthony Laky • Curtis Jenkins • Krystall Graham • Sean Nicholas Dunlop • Rodney Davis • Tommy Gainey • William Stocks • Bhavik Rambahi • Clint Bagdon • Kirkland Mallet News Sources: Florida Woman Steals a Christmas Wreath At Gunpoint https://wsvn.com/news/local/video-captures-woman-stealing-wreath-pointing-gun-at-hollywood-homeowner/ Florida Man In Christmas Pajamas Pees In Airport Terminal https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41370596/florida-man-in-christmas-pajamas-pees-in-airport-terminal Florida Men Arrested For Climbing Christmas Tree In A Park https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2019/12/13/two-men-arrested-for-climbing-35-foot-christmas-tree-at-largo-central-park-police-say/ Florida Man Accused Of Throwing Pot Of Turkey Soup During Fight https://patch.com/florida/newportrichey/holiday-man-accused-throwing-pot-turkey-soup-during-fight Florida Woman Attacked Boyfriend With Artificial Christmas Tree http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/christmas/xmas-tree-battery-259071 Florida Man Arrested After Toy Shoplifting Spree https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/12/03/lego-thief-charged-with-grand-theft-deputies-say/ Florida Family Fights Porch Pirates With Dirty Boxes https://www.waff.com/2019/12/06/florida-family-fights-porch-pirates-with-dirty-diapers/ Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Shows Up ‘Buck Naked’ To Undercover Sex Sting <a hr
Fri, December 20, 2019
118 - Listener Quickie: Smash & Grab
In Episode 118 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Louisiana man takes the law into his own hands. Thanks again to listener Jake for the heads up! Promotions: The Daily Dog Podcast https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Chad Baxter • Dorian Lewis News Sources: Tool Thief Gets Grabbed and Smashed https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/article_c71551e0-1ac7-11ea-9d93-93f11906cb80.html All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, December 17, 2019
117 - AK Killer, Pregnant Poly, Hitman Hirer, and Baby Bouncer
In Episode 117 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man learns you can’t trust a jailhouse hitman to feed your victim to the gators, Florida Woman gets a surprise gift at a baby shower, Florida Woman is going to have a baby shower with her 4 boyfriends, and Florida Man will fall for anything, but especially the cops. Promotions: Subscribe to Joel's new show: The Daily Dog Podcast https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Tory Ojeda • Jessie Webb • Patrick Shurod Campbell • Pedro Rodriguez • Gary Bangstad • Not Evel Kneivel News Sources: Florida Man Takes Out AK47 Wielding Robber https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/25/miami-man-kills-ak-47-wielding-robber/ Florida Woman Bought A Baby Bouncer from Goodwill, But Something Else Was In The Box https://wqad.com/2019/12/06/woman-says-she-found-loaded-rifle-in-baby-bouncer-from-florida-goodwill/ Polyamorous Florida Woman with Four Boyfriends is Pregnant https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant/ Florida Man Stole Golf Cart Because People Were Eating His Brains https://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-says-someone-is-eating-his-brains-rips-up-golf-courses-in-wild-chase-lady-lake-police-say/919693076/ A Florida Man Who Bit His Dog To ‘Establish Dominance‘ Over The Animal Avoids Jail Time https://dentondaily.com/a-florida-man-who-bit-his-dog-to-establish-dominance-over-the-animal-avoids-jail-time/ Florida Man Falls From Roof During Robbery https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article237992724.html Florida Man Attempted to Hire an Inmate to Kill Four People and Feed Them to Pigs or Alligators https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-offered-inmate-money-car-kill-four-people-feed-pigs-alligators-police-say-1475871 Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Ma
Fri, December 13, 2019
116 - Listener Quickie: Bucket of Blech
In Episode 116 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Canadian breaks the stereotype of them all being so nice. Thanks to listener Bart for the heads up! This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Samuel Opoku News Sources: Toronto Turd Tosser Comes to Court https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/warmington-accused-feces-tosser-makes-court-appearance All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, December 10, 2019
115 - Public Sex (Partnered and Solo), Bungled Burglary, and Filthy Frosting
In Episode 115 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man breaks into a school and makes a real mess of things, Florida Man punches a guy who broke into his house, Florida Man punches a guy who stopped him from pleasuring himself, and Florida Man is arrested by a guy who stopped someone else from pleasuring him. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Susan Roscillo • Robert Kellogg • Kerry Dewayne Vandergriff • Mark Katsnelson • Christian Dominic Shay • Samuel Lewis • Chhaa Behary • Michael Simpson News Sources: Florida Man Stuffs His Girlfriend’s Turkey on Thanksgiving. In Public http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/elderly-encounter-281750 Florida Man in Parking Lot Punches Elderly Man Who Told Him To Stop Masturbating https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/26/police-man-punches-elderly-man-when-told-to-stop-masturbating-at-miami-supermarket-parking-lot/ Florida Man Fights Back Against Intruder, Who Then Had To Be Hospitalized https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-victim-fights-back-against--police-say Nearly Naked Florida Man Accused Of Spreading Feces During School Break-in https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/11/25/mostly-naked-florida-man-accused-of-spreading-feces-during-school-break-in/ Florida Man Facing Charges After Hiding Multiple Drugs Under His Scrotum https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41381997/lehigh-acres-man-facing-drug-trafficking-charges-after-hiding-narcotics-under-his-scrotum Florida Family’s Thanksgiving Dinner Interrupted By An Uninvited Guest https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/29/gator-knocking-florida-womans-door-thanksgiving/ Florida Man Has Saved 864 Lives After Donating 100 Gallons Of Blood Over 43 Years https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/local/2019/11/27/100-gallons-of-blood-donations/4299308002/ Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Steals Fire Truck — Then Nearly Sets Himself On Fire <a href="https://www.rawstory.com/2019/1
Fri, December 06, 2019
114 - Listener Quickie: Shotgun Sister
In Episode 114 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a pair of Pennsylvania siblings get into a brawl about riding shotgun. Thanks to listener Nitin for the story! This Episode's "Florida" Man & His Sister: • Bret Brezenski • Brianna Brezenski News Sources: ‘Riding Shotgun’ Argument Leads To Arrests Of Pennsylvania Siblings https://wgntv.com/2019/11/23/riding-shotgun-argument-leads-to-arrests-of-pennsylvania-siblings/ All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, December 03, 2019
113 - Spitting Mad, Canine Carjacker, Timepiece Thief, and Extreme Apiary
In Episode 113 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is a bank robber, but not a greedy one, Florida Woman picks the wrong ride for a getaway vehicle, road rage turns Florida Man into a mama bird, and Florida Woman summons a demon and then kicks it out. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Kristie Johnson • Sandy Hawkins • Katelin Wojtowicz • David Paul Wipperman • Oneda Williams • Lois Jean Gleeson • Max the Driving Dog • Tyetha Moore News Sources: Florida Woman Accused Of Kicking Man In Groin After Seance https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41329969/charlotte-county-mom-accused-of-kicking-man-in-groin-after-seance Florida Man Demands Bank Teller Give Him Less Money During Alleged Robbery https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-bank-teller-robbery-less-money Florida Woman Accused Of Stealing Over $110k In Watches From Her Dates https://nypost.com/2019/11/24/florida-woman-accused-of-stealing-over-110k-in-watches-from-her-dates/ Florida Man Spits Food Into Woman's Mouth In Road Rage Encounter https://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/2019/11/22/pinellas-man-charged-with-spitting-food-in-womans-mouth-after-road-rage/ More Than 100,000 Bees Invade Florida Woman's Yard https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/11/12/more-than-100000-bees-invade-longwood-womans-yard/ Florida Woman Drives Meth-filled Truck On A Suspended License to Pick Up Her Boyfriend From Jail https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-lois-jean-gleeson-driving-without-license-meth-boyfriend-jail-arrested-1473483?utm=newsbreak Florida Man’s Car Stolen By His Best Friend https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2019/11/22/dog-drove-doughnuts-car-an-hour-theres-video/ Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Allegedly Set Boyfriend's Home On Fire After Catching Him Cheating <a href="https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/11/11/florida-woman-set-boyfriends-home-fire-after-catching-him-cheatin
Thu, November 28, 2019
112 - Listener Quickie: Indianapolis Incident
In Episode 112 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Three Indiana Judges get into a brawl in a White Castle parking lot at 3 AM. It all goes downhill from there. Thanks to David from the Florida Beer Blog & Podcast for the heads up on this one! Promotions: Florida Beer Blog https://floridabeerblog.wordpress.com/ Florida Beer Podcast http://floridapodcastnetwork.com/portfolio-posts/florida-beer-podcast/ This Episode's "Florida" Men and Women: • Andrew Adams • Bradley Jacobs • Sabrina Bell News Source: 3 Indiana Judges Suspended After White Castle Brawl That Left 2 Of Them Wounded https://www.npr.org/2019/11/14/779339897/3-indiana-judges-suspended-after-white-castle-brawl-that-left-2-of-them-wounded All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2019 Shady Side Media. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, November 26, 2019
111 - Xbox Aggressor, Chorizo Chomper, Dubious Dentist, and Speeding Cheater
In Episode 111 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man has a unique excuse for speeding that his wife won’t want to hear, Florida Woman gets pissed when she loses an Xbox game, Florida Woman gets pissed when she thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her in his mind, and Florida Man runs a business out of his home office. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Isabell Lewis • Martin Skelly • Jon Earl Pickard • Esperanza Gomez • Jose Mas Fernandez • Jason Morse News Sources: Florida Woman Charged After Argument On Xbox Live Escalates Into Shooting https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/deputies-florida-woman-charged-after-argument-on-xbox-live-escalates-into-shooting Florida Man Arrested With Bag of Meth Wedged Deep Within A Body Cavity—His Belly Button https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-meth-bag-wedged-deep-within-his-belly-button-cavity-tells-police-he-was-1472558 Florida Man Tells Cop He Was Speeding Because He Was Cheating On His Wife https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/pinellascounty/florida-man-tells-police-he-was-speeding-because-he-was-cheating-on-his-wife/67-1f067bcc-2e0a-4544-8b8f-54ec054c0f8a Florida Woman Bites Her Boyfriends Penis During Jealous Rage https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/esperanza-gomez-allegedly-bit-boyfriends-penis-during-jealous-spat Florida Couple Win A Baby In A Radio Station Contest https://fox43.com/2019/11/17/florida-couple-gives-birth-to-boy-thanks-to-win-a-baby-contest/ Florida Man Charged With Performing Home Dentistry Without A License https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/florida-man-charged-with-performing-home-dentistry-without-a-license Florida Man ‘would Say Anything’ To Have SWAT Respond, Cops Say — So He Called In A Bomb Threat https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article237396779.html Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Accused
Fri, November 22, 2019
110 - Listener Quickie Trashy Thrasher
In Episode 110 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel & Phil read a story about a sword-swinging garbage picker. Thanks to listener Kelli for the heads up on this one! This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Curtis Miller News Source: Florida Man Attacks Trash Picking Rival With Samurai Sword https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/oakland-park/fl-ne-sword-swinging-arrest-20190926-4yhdcsumz5dpti72rdec4gu6om-story.html All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, November 19, 2019
109 - Princess Pervert, Beer Barterer, Screwdriver Stuffer, and Killer Clown
In Episode 109 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is an “early to bed” kind of guy, Florida Man gets his ass included in a medical journal, Florida Man will have to wait a little while longer to find out if his second wife killed his first wife, and a Florida Man gets a little too handsy with Ariel’s areola. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Brian Sherman • Amanda Goodwin • Nate Hollander • Donnie Alan Goss • Some Asshole • Sheila Keen-Warren • Ramon Escalante News Sources: Florida Man Arrested For Groping Disney Princess At Magic Kingdom https://time.com/5719642/magic-kingdom-princess-grope/ Florida Woman Trying To Drown A Cat In A Culvert "Was Taking The Cat To Jesus" https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20191108/police-edgewater-woman-found-submerging-cat Florida Man Sues Madonna For Late Concert Start https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/8543242/madonna-live-nation-late-concert-lawsuit-miami Florida Man Caught Stealing Beer Said He Was Just Exchanging It For Cold Ones https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/man-caught-stealing-beer-said-he-was-just-exchanging-it-for-cold-ones-8975/ Florida Woman Institutionalized After Driving On I-95 In A Golf Cart https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/woman-baker-acted-after-driving-golf-cart-on-i-95-express-lanes/ Florida Doctors Remove 8-inch Screwdriver From Man's Rectum https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-doctors-remove-8-inch-screwdriver-from-mans-rectum Trial Postponed for Florida Woman Charged in Killer Clown Case https://www.local10.com/news/florida/palm-beach-county/trial-postponed-for-florida-woman-charged-in-clown-suit-wearing-murder Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Survives Plane Crash While In His SUV https://www.wesh.com/article
Fri, November 15, 2019
108 - Listener Quickie: Walmart Whackjob
In Episode 108 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss how to get from one bar to the next without getting a DUI. Hint: It doesn't involve Walmart. Thanks to listener Jake for the suggestion! Patreon Subscribers: Don’t forget to vote for our LLC name here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/official-florida-31525380 This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Brice Kendell Williams News Sources: Louisiana Man Stole Electric Cart From Walmart To Drive To A Bar https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/local/lafourche-terrebonne/drunk-man-stole-walmart-electric-shopping-cart-to-drive-to-a-bar/289-4665697b-63ea-4fdb-ae87-3b1cafe4fe02 All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, November 12, 2019
107 - Shark Surfer, Corporate Cuddlers, Absconding Athlete, and Teacher Toker
In Episode 107 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man sunbathes on his neighbor’s roof—at night, Florida Man practices for a Triathlon with a little help from Hernando County’s finest, Florida Woman starts up a unique type of business with her mom, and this whole Florida Man thing finally jumps the shark. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Tessa Lilly • Stephen Michelena • Karen Morris • Joni Eitzmann • Lisa Edelstein • Gary Francis Molloy • Cody Pierce News Sources: Florida Woman Tried To Pass Off Meth As Makeup Through Courthouse Metal Detector https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-woman-tried-to-pass-off-meth-as-makeup-in-metal-detector-20191107-umq33rwq55bprowqhiv3u5mzpa-story.html Half-Naked Florida Man Comes To On A Neighbor’s Roof https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41262176/cape-coral-man-winds-up-on-roof-in-underwear-with-no-memory-of-how-he-got-there Florida Man Jumps Off His Surfboard, Lands On A Shark https://www.wbaltv.com/article/florida-man-lands-on-a-shark-after-jumping-off-his-surfboard/29629887 County Orders Florida Woman to Give Up Her “Emotional Support Chickens” https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41042220/lee-county-woman-fights-claw-and-beak-to-keep-her-chickens-as-emotional-support-animals Florida Woman and Her Mother Start New Business Cuddling Strangers https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/professional-cuddling-studio-opens-in-jacksonville/1003850111 Florida Teacher Accused Of Being 'Highly Intoxicated' At School https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/pinellas-county-teacher-arrested-after-allegedly-showing-up-to-school-highly-intoxicated Florida Man Becomes Triathlete While Eluding Police https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-spring-hill-airboat-arrest-201
Sat, November 09, 2019
106 - Listener Quickie: Texas Tractor Thief
In Episode 106 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Texas Man who might be a good thief but is a bad fence. Thanks to Patreon subscriber JP for the suggestion! This Episode's "Florida" Man: • Justin Troy Anderson News Source: Texas Man Arrested For Trying To Sell Stolen ATV to Its Owner https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/man-arrested-for-allegedly-trying-to-sell-atv-to-person-he-stole-it-from-authorities-say All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, November 05, 2019
105 - Frozen F-cker, Swindling Stripper, Naked Pirate, and Teacher Tweaker
In Episode 105 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man swipes the stars and stripes when what he needed was a shirt and shorts,Florida Woman takes foodborne parasites seriously, Florida Woman makes trouble at Joel’s local 7-11, and Florida Man double-stuffs a snowman. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Joseph Sinawa • Guy Raynak • Some Naked Dude • Jesseca Danielle Hardy • Jeri Lentscher • Cody Christopher Meader • Chalsey O’Brien News Sources: Florida Man Ordered To Pay Child Support Even Though DNA Test Proves He Is Not The Father https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7591411/Florida-man-ordered-pay-child-support-DNA-test-proves-not-father.html Florida Man Smokes Meth, Snorts Coke, Takes Xanax, Passes Out, Wakes Up And Masturbates In Hospital, Cops Say https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/florida-man-smokes-meth-snorts-coke-takes-xanax-passes-out-wakes-up-and-masturbates-in-hospital-cops-say/ Naked Florida Man Boards Docked Yachts, Steals American Flag https://www.wptv.com/news/region-s-palm-beach-county/delray-beach/video-naked-crook-targets-delray-beach-yachts-steals-american-flag Florida Woman Hits Man With Hammer After Fight Over Porkchops https://www.wkrg.com/northwest-florida/woman-accused-of-hitting-man-with-hammer-after-fight-about-pork-chops/ Florida Woman Arrested After Bringing A Tree Into a 7-Eleven https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41221679/florida-woman-arrested-after-carrying-tree-into-gas-station Florida Man Had Sex With An Olaf Stuffed Toy At Target https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article236652848.htm Florida Stripper Accused of Swindling Elderly Man for $50,000 https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20191016/dancer-accused-of-bilking-elderly-man-she-met-at-club Patreon Exclusive Story: Is Camp David in Hobe Sound? <a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/o
Fri, November 01, 2019
104 - Listener Quickie: Naked Nailer
In Episode 104 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man gets naked. Again. And breaks into a business. Again. Thanks to listener Matt for sending us the story! This Episode’s Florida Man: Joseph Michael Bieniek News Source: Naked Man Wreaked Havoc On Business, Then Showered https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/15/cape-coral-man-charged-after-being-found-naked-inside-lee-county-business/3983365002/ All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 567-432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, October 29, 2019
103 - Porn Pounder, Macaroni Muncher, Dinky Driver, and Tractor Tusselers
In Episode 103 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man installs a drive thru window in his neighbor’s kitchen, Florida Woman didn’t detect any metal in her boyfriend’s head, Florida Man needs to add some variety to his diet, and Florida Woman hires an underage chauffeur. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Timothy Farmer • Millanie Sherbrook • Jane Galitello • Austin Davis • Andy Sigears • Francisca Darla Saria • Charles Jenkins • Wayne Messam News Sources: Florida Man Drove Truck Into Neighbor’s Kitchen After The Family Made Fun Of Him https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/pasco-man-snapped-drove-truck-into-neighbors-kitchen-after-the-family-made-fun-of-him-wi Florida Woman Allegedly Forced Husband To Sign Divorce Papers At Gunpoint https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/15/ecso-pensacola-woman-forced-husband-sign-divorce-papers-gunpoint/3987053002/?fb Elderly Florida Woman Accused Of Hitting Boyfriend With Metal Detector For Watching Porn https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article236196633.html Florida Man Has Eaten Almost Nothing But Mac And Cheese For 17 Years https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2019/10/16/florida-man-has-eaten-almost-nothing-but-mac-and-cheese-for-17-years/ Florida Man Arrested for DUI “Driving” A Segway https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-this-out/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-on-segway/ Florida Woman Arrested After Her 12-Year-Old Gets Pulled Over For Driving https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/14/milton-mother-arrested-after-12-year-old-gets-pulled-over-driving/3975532002/ Florida Man Rams Neighbor’s Tractor With His Own, Drops 10-foot Log On Him, Beats Him Up https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/deputies-tractor-riding-pasco-man-rams-neighbors-tractor-drops-10-foot-log-on-him-beats- Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida
Fri, October 25, 2019
102 - Listener Quickie High School Hacker
In Episode 102 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Philadelphia teen has the makings of a future Florida Man. Thanks to listener Casey for the story! News Source: Student Hacked Into School District Computer System To Gain Competitive Advantage In A Water Gun Fight https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2019/10/18/downingtown-area-school-district-data-breach-hacked-student-water-gun-fight/ All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, October 22, 2019
101 - Family Feud, Bobcat Believer, Clueless Caper, and Drive-thru Danger
In Episode 101 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man beats up his mother when she doesn’t approve of his groceries, Florida Woman gets a lesson in zoology, Florida Woman needs an adjustment after a car accident that she caused, and Florida Man helps us add to our drunkenness scale. Promotion: Broken Children Project https://www.brokenchildrenproject.org/ http://fundly.com/broken-children-project Boca Magazine: Five Great Florida Podcasts to Add to Your List https://www.bocamag.com/five-great-florida-podcasts-to-add-to-your-list/ This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Melanie Hancox • Jill Ann Stahon • Adam Joseph Zirakian • Gumersindo Reyes Jr. • Stacey Dash • Thomas Fucarile • Lavoris Grisby News Sources: 'Severely Inebriated' Florida Woman Found Standing in McDonalds Drive-thru With Toddler https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pasco/severely-inebriated-florida-woman-found-standing-in-mcdonalds-drive-thru-with-t Elderly Florida Woman Attacked By Raccoon That Was Not A Bobcat https://cbs12.com/news/local/elderly-florida-woman-attacked-by-raccoon-not-bobcat-fwc Florida Woman Stops For Massage After Hit-and-Run https://www.clickorlando.com/news/woman-stops-for-massage-after-hit-and-run-in-seminole-county 18-Year-Old Florida Man Behind Bars After Attacking Mom In Grocery Store Over Food Items https://www.ocala-news.com/2019/06/29/18-year-old-man-behind-bars-after-attacking-mom-in-grocery-store-over-food-items/ Florida Man Calls 911 to Report Roommate Stealing $20 Worth of His Marijuana https://www.wfla.com/news/man-calls-pasco-911-to-report-roommate-for-stealing-20-of-weed/ Florida Man Disguises Himself As A Woman To Rob Bank, Steals Police Car https://www.newsweek.com/man-woman-rob-bank-steals-police-car-1464572 ‘Clueless’ Flori
Fri, October 18, 2019
100 - Samuel L. Jackson: Florida Man
In Episode 100 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Samuel L. Jackson is arrested for getting belligerent with a cop. You read that right. Samuel. L. Jackson. This Episode's Florida Man: • Samuel L. Jackson News Sources: Samuel L. Jackson Accused of Threatening Florida Cop https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/florida-man-named-samuel-l-jackson-accused-of-threatening-cop All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Amazon Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, October 15, 2019
E099 - Beer Biter, Onesie-Wearing Wacko, Ceiling Crawler, and Fire Ant Fainter
In Episode 99 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man tries on some clothes that are way too small, Florida Woman has a hard time finding an exit, Florida Man shares his beer with somebody who just tried to bite him, and Florida Woman gets red hot at Walmart. This Episode’s Florida Men and Women: • Leonard Thomas • Christopher Strickland • Kristina Perkins • Timothy Kepke • Noah Osborne • Nicholas Skaroulis • Doranda Jo Ussery • Richard Dennis • Clifford Rice • Randall Thomas Williams News Sources: Florida Man Arrested After Pulling Machete On Woman Who Refused To Date Him https://www.fox4now.com/florida-man-arrested-after-pulling-machete-on-woman-who-refused-to-date-him Florida Man Forced Woman To Watch Him Try On Baby Clothes During A Home Invasion https://www.pnj.com/story/news/local/2019/10/05/florida-man-accused-masturbating-front-woman-during-robbery/3867167002/ Florida Woman Crawls Into Store's Ceiling To Avoid Shoplifting Charges https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-woman-crawls-big-lots-ceiling-avoid-shoplifting-arrest-20191007-asavhfjzcvfa5 Florida Man Accused Of Enticing Alligator To Bite Him, Pouring Beer In Its Mouth https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2019/10/07/hobe-sound-man-accused-pouring-beer-into-alligators-mouth/3904733002/ Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Selling Sponges Outside Of The US https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41149092/florida-man-arrested-for-after-not-declaring-sponges-his-company-was-selling-outside-of-th Florida Woman On The Run After Wielding Knife, Pepper-Spraying Walmart Employees To Get Away https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-pepper-sprays-walmart-employees-1462243 Florida Man Survived For 7 Hours After Collapsing Due To Heat Exhaustion Outside Of Concert https://www.wxyz.com/news/national/florida-man-surviv
Fri, October 11, 2019
E098 - Listener Quickie: Drunken Dragon-napper
In Episode 97 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Maryland man who became a dragon thief. Thanks to listener Roxanne for sending us this story. News Sources: Maryland Man Accused Of Trying To Steal A Dragon https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/09/17/maryland-man-arrested-national-harbor-dragon-pedal-boat-theft/2351548001/ All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Amazon Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, October 08, 2019
E097 - Claws—Acrylic and Alcoholic, Crystal Methhead and Her Sister Ruby
In Episode 97 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Methamphetamine is a family affair for two Florida Women, Florida Man has “prostitute problems”, according to his dad, Florida Man and Florida Woman make heavy use of the redial button, and a Florida Man sets a Guinness World Record, for something usually associated with women. This Episode’s Florida Men and Women: • Crystal Barnes • Ruby Barnes • Joshua Abercrombie • Roger Duane Garrett • Alanna Spangler • Maria Alvarez-Mendez • Denae Morrison • Jerry Shelley • Odilon Ozare • Heather Mayeux • Elizabeth ‘Sea Turtle’ Drayer News Sources: Florida Sisters Busted For Meth In Separate Incidents On the Same Day https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-florida-sisters-crystal-ruby-arrested-meth-charges-20190925-aywbnu7jibbr5ipu Florida Man With “Prostitute Problem” Burns Car For Insurance, Starts 300-Acre Brushfire http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/09/florida-man-with-prostitute-problem-burns-car-for-insurance-starts-300-acre-brushfire/ Florida Woman Arrested For Repeatedly Calling 911 https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41106548/naples-woman-arrested-for-repeatedly-calling-misusing-911 Florida Woman Charged with DUI for Drinking White Claw While Driving Home https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/florida-woman-charged-with-dui-for-drinking-white-claw-while-driving-home Florida Man Calls His Ex 21 Times A Day While In Jail For Stalking Her https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article235414937.html Florida Man Sets Guinness Record For Longest Acrylic Nails https://www.tampabay.com/arts-entertainment/2019/09/14/longest-acrylic-nails-tampas-odilon-ozare-sets-guinness-record/ Florida Woman, Arrested After Using Boyfriend’s Face As An Ashtray http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cigarette/forehead-ashtray-927045 Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Runs for M
Fri, October 04, 2019
E096 - Listener Quickie: Psychotherapist Predator
In Episode 96 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Florida Man who put his "psychospiritual" patient under a hypnotic spell. Thanks to listener Doug for sending us this story. This Episode's Florida Man: • Robert Andrew Nichols News Sources: Gainesville Hypnotherapist Accused Of Sex With Patient https://www.gainesville.com/news/20190724/gainesville-hypnotherapist-accused-of-sex-with-patient All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Amazon Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men Florida Men Podcast Website http://floridamenpodcast.com/ The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission. © 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.
Tue, October 01, 2019
E095 - "Florida Man" Author Mike Baron PLUS Instagram Instigator, Felony Purse, and Trillion Dollar Baby
In Episode 95 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil interview author Mike Baron about his new book "Florida Man", Florida Woman has a special name for the place she hides her drugs…and this time it’s not her hooha, Florida Woman has over 300 Instagram accounts specifically for stalking her ex-coworkers, Florida man wants to be a samurai but looks more like a sumo, and Florida Man claims the president owes him $1 trillion. This Episode’s Florida Men and Women: • Jacqueline Hubbard • Tammy Marie Steffen • Justin James Wilson • Katie Jade Gates • Eric Lee Kincaid • Diana Louise Stokes • William Mendenhall • Dylan Hoyt • IV Leo Little More from Mike Baron: Florida Man by Mike Baron on Amazon (Kindle) (sponsored) https://www.amazon.com/Florida-Man-Mike-Baron-ebook/dp/B07X118GT4?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=floridamen-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=7376d30f8f9b30c86834801559629545&camp=1789&creative=9325 Florida Man by Mike Baron on Amazon (Paperback)(sponsored) https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1641197498?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=floridamen-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=3b1ed3d98e082249146b03f0800ae265&camp=1789&creative=9325 Mike Baron’s Website http://bloodyredbaron.net/ Podcast Promo: Strange Little Worlds https://strangelittleworlds.com/ News Sources: Florida Woman Arrested After Telling Officer About Her “Felony Purse” http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cocaine/felony-purse-contents-673902 Florida Woman Made Over 350 Instagram Accounts To Threaten & Harass Former Colleagues https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/09/20/florida-woman-made-over-instagram-accounts-harass-former-colleagues/ Homeless Florida Man Smashes 20 Cars At Beachfront Hotel, Says Trump Owes Him $1 Trillion https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-homeless-man-vandalizes-cars-says-trump-owes-him-1-trillion-20190911-723fxiy Florida Woman Charged For Domestic Tomato Assault <a href="http://www.th
Fri, September 27, 2019
E094 - Listener Quickie: Cajun Camel vs Florida Woman
In Episode 94 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Florida Woman who bit a truck stop camel on the testicles to escape from his cage. Thanks to listeners Jake, Heather, JP, Erika, Kelli and Patty for sending us this story.
Tue, September 24, 2019
E093 - Tongue Twerker, Bulls#!t Bugatti, Custodial Coitus, and Spray-painted Slur
In Episode 93 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Florida Couple get busy in the back seat of a car...a police car, Florida Woman slips out of the back seat of a cop car and gets busy in the front, Florida Man puts a ton of lipstick on a 17-year old pig, and Florida Man sprays ironic graffiti in a tavern men’s room.
Fri, September 20, 2019
E092 - Listener Quickie: Flat Cat
In Episode 92 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a North Carolina man leaves this mortal realm in a way that leaves the rest of us asking "WTF?" Thanks to listener Kelli for sending us this Quickie story.
Tue, September 17, 2019
E091 - Cocaine Coastline, Psychic Payback, Nunchuck Ninja, and Dorian Dueler
In Episode 91 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman got a bit too rowdy after a hurricane party, Florida Man found some treasure on the beach to keep the party going, Florida Man looks for treasure that doesn’t exist, and Florida Man shows off his ninja skills that ALSO don’t exist.
Fri, September 13, 2019
E090 - Listener Quickie: Brawling Birdbrains
In Episode 90 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a British bar brawler who bashes boxers with a breathless bird's body. Thanks to Leanne for the story!
Tue, September 10, 2019
E089 - Castration Catastrophe, Flushing Failure, Meth Baseball, and Stone Cold Stunner
In Episode 89 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is surprised when his motel room castration goes badly, another Florida Man is attacked with a machete for his shitty behavior, Florida Woman double fists some brewskis and gets ready to rumble, and yet another Florida Man hides drugs in the most obvious, but least desirable place to stash them.
Fri, September 06, 2019
E088 - Listener Quickie: Pennywise Pop-in
In Episode 88 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel tells a story of a mysterious falling object while Phil imagines his happy place. Thanks to Steve for the story!
Tue, September 03, 2019
E087 - It's Tracy! The Clown Chronicles
In Episode 87 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, We go back in the archives to bring you the answer to a question we hear about pretty frequently from our listeners. That question being, “Who the hell is Tracy, and why should she kiss Phil’s @ss?”
Fri, August 30, 2019
E086 - Listener Quickie: Idaho Idiocy
In Episode 86 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discover that an Idaho man is a poor replacement for Florida Man. Thanks to Dustin for the story!
Tue, August 27, 2019
E085 - Vomiting Vultures, Captive Cougar, Stolen Steer, and Robbing Raccoon
In Episode 85 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we find out the penalty for stuffing an alligator...into your yoga pants, a Florida high school finds a masked robber ripping off their vending machines, a Florida neighborhood has a problem that really stinks, and a Florida gator goes for a swim in an unusual place.
Fri, August 23, 2019
E084 - Friday Quickie: ©¤º¢# Cash Cache
In Episode 84 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Louisiana woman legit didn't know what was hidden in her hooha. Joel & Phil dig deeper to get to the deeply buried truth.
Tue, August 20, 2019
E083 - Anonymous Orgy, Liquor Store Flasher, Snake Sniper, and Walmart Joyrider
In Episode 83 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man finds out what happens when you let anonymous strangers into your house, Florida Man runs from the cops in a golf cart, a couple more Florida Men beat the Florida heat the only way they could think of, and Florida Woman takes on a slithering swiper.
Fri, August 16, 2019
E082 - Listener Quickie: Nebraska Nudist
In Episode 82 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Nebraska woman channels her inner Florida Man and removes her outer clothing. News Sources: Topless Woman Hits Officer In The Face During Disturbance https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Topless-woman-hits-officer-in-the-face-during-disturbance--512584511.html
Tue, August 13, 2019
E081 - Thumb Taster, Window Waster, Door Buster, and Macaroni Mauler
In Episode 81 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man becomes a food critic, he gives a thumbs up to Cinnabon, a thumbs down to Mac & Cheese, and alligators call Florida Man: The Other White Meat.
Fri, August 09, 2019
E080 - Listener Quickie: Pepsi Pilferer
In Episode 80 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Heather M. for the story submission! News Sources: Workers Find Naked Man, Empty Bottles, In Pepsi Trailer https://cdllife.com/2019/workers-find-naked-man-empty-bottles-in-pepsi-trailer/
Tue, August 06, 2019
E079 - Groin Grabber, Confection Contaminator, Reggae Reefer, and Windpipe Wonder
In Episode 79 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman grabs her husband’s junk, Florida Man grabs a cop’s ass, Florida Man hides his weed somewhere the cops would totally never think to look mon, and Florida Woman adds her own flavorings to a restaurant’s ice cream inventory.
Fri, August 02, 2019
E078 - Listener Quickie: Oklahoma Overkill
In Episode 78 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Leif and Erica for the story submission! News Sources: Rattlesnake, Uranium, And Whiskey Found During Oklahoma Traffic Stop https://www.wdrb.com/news/national/rattlesnake-uranium-whiskey-found-during-traffic-stop-in-oklahoma/article_3d21172f-81b8-57dc-a120-35347e8cba05.html
Tue, July 30, 2019
E077 - Auto Arsonist, Lager Liar, Tower Terrorist, and Penile Pilferer
In Episode 77 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man’s wife is naked in public and that’s not the hottest part of the story, Florida Man sets a new show record for hiding drugs, another Florida Man sets a new record for drinking beer, and a Florida teen gets a head start on becoming a Florida Man.
Fri, July 26, 2019
E076 - Listener Quickie: Michigan Meth Mama
In Episode 76 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel gets a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Travis for the story submission! News Sources: Meth Seized From ‘Body Cavity’ Leads To Arrest Of Michigan Woman https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/07/meth-seized-from-body-cavity-leads-to-arrest-of-michigan-woman.html Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already.
Tue, July 23, 2019
E075 - Courtroom Coprophile, Malicious Menses, Jet Jackers, and Earnest Exes
In Episode 75 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man couldn’t give two sh!ts, but he does manage to throw one, another Florida Man DOES give a sh!t, a Florida football star gets robbed by two Florida Women, and a couple other Florida Women try to get revenge on their exes. Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already. While you're there, vote for the other podcasts you love.
Fri, July 19, 2019
E074 - Listener Quickie: Stripclub Schoolmaster
In Episode 74 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Bill for the story submission! Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already. While you're there, vote for the other podcasts you love.
Tue, July 16, 2019
E073 - Pokemon Pothead, Spidey Scrubber, Buddha Break-in, and Drink Disturbers
In Episode 73 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida cops gotta catch ‘em all, Florida Man tried to break into a Buddhist temple, then things got weird, a Florida gator turns into a makeshift speed bump, and two Florida Men demonstrate why you should always keep a lid on your drinks. Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already. While you're there, vote for the other podcasts you love.
Fri, July 12, 2019
E072 - Listener Quickie: Pelican Puncher
In Episode 72 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission! News Sources: Maryland Man Sentenced After Being Caught On Camera Tackling A Key West Pelican We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival July 13, 2019 Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA
Tue, July 09, 2019
E071 - Babysitting Burglar, Wiener Tweeter, Peeping Pervert, and Prom Partiers
In Episode 71 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man brings a baby to a burglary, Florida Woman's boss pays her with his wieners, Florida Man gets pinched for flipping his license plate, and a Florida Man goes sightseeing in all the wrong places. Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already. While you're there, vote for the other podcasts you love.
Fri, July 05, 2019
E070 - Listener Quickie: German Grenade and Unauthorized Autobahn
In Episode 70 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Katja for the story submission! News Sources: Woman Finds Grenade - What She Does With It Shocks Experienced Police Officers Car Driver Presents Driving School Receipt Instead Of Driver's License We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival July 13, 2019 Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA
Tue, July 02, 2019
E069 - Meth Muncher, Casino Crook, Concert Crasher, and Brazen Biker
In Episode 69 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has a crack snack while running from cops, Florida Woman gets methed up at both ends, Florida Woman finds out why what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, and a Florida Man stealing a scooter asks the wrong person for help.
Fri, June 28, 2019
E068 - Listener Quickie: Bullet Balls
In Episode 68 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Matthew for the story submission! News Sources: Trouble Snowballs For Man Who Shot Himself https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/trouble-snowballs-for-man-who-shot-himself/article_bc761e90-7c07-11e9-9a2e-87ca3ce75ad3.html We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival July 13, 2019 Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA
Tue, June 25, 2019
E067 - Bathtime Battery, McDonald's Magic Mike, Turtle Trampler, and Floaty F--ker
In Episode 67 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man wants his roommate to be stinky, Florida Man tries to cash in on this whole "tiny house" craze, Florida Man shows some McDonald's customers his McNuggets, and we get additional details straight from a Florida Man who's not going to be seeing his girlfriend any time soon. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Tyler Sweeney • Katie Lee Pitchford • Kerville Holness • Antoine Rutherford • Byron Christianoudis • Shonta Bolds • John F. Morgan • Yaqun Lo • Christopher William Monnin News Sources: Florida Man Whose Girlfriend Squeezed His Privates Until They Bled Says He Still Loves Her https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7138643/Florida-man-tells-girlfriend-squeezed-testicles-bled.html Florida Man Thought He Bought A Villa, Actually Paid Thousands For 100-by-1 Foot Strip Of Land https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-ne-tax-auction-leaves-buyer-hurting-20190615-d573l2aw7nbk7hgf4y2d36qcoy-story.html Florida Man Attacked Landlord For Accusing Him Of Taking Too Many Showers https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/florida-man-attacked-landlord-for-accusing-him-of-taking-too-many-showers/ Florida Woman Charged With Assault After Admitting To Throwing Coconut At Man Outside Strip Club http://www.fox35orlando.com/unusual/florida-woman-charged-with-assault-after-admitting-to-throwing-coconut-at-man-outside-strip-club-po Florida Man Dances Naked at McDonald's. Customers Weren't Loving It https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231419428.html Woman Arrested For Disturbing Sea Turtle Nest On Miami Beach https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-beach/woman-arrested-for-disturbing-sea-turtle-nest-on-miami-beach Florida Man Accused Of Stealing Pool Floats Says He Did It For Sexual Gratification https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accused-stealing-pool-floa
Fri, June 21, 2019
E066 - Listener Quickie: Sweaty Sodas
In Episode 64 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Thomas for the story submission! News Sources: Suspected Walmart Thief Hid In Trunk, Covered Herself In Mountain Dew https://jocoreport.com/shoplifting-suspect-found-hiding-in-trunk-of-car-drenched-in-mountain-dew/ We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival July 13, 2019 Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA
Tue, June 18, 2019
E065 - Chicken Coop, Circle K-P, Alexa Assassin, and Gym Jerk
In Episode 65 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man shows New York what Florida Man is all about, up close and personal, Florida Man makes a pit stop at a convenience store, Florida Man is Siri-ous about hating his wife’s friend, Alexa, and Florida Man passes the ketchup to his girlfriend. This Episode’s Florida Men and Women: John Mehne John Toddy Peter Wagman Terrance J. Peterson Arthur L. Disbrow Natasha Ethel Bagley Genesis Peguero
Fri, June 14, 2019
E064 - Listener Quickie: Ball Buster
In Episode 64 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Patti for the story submission! News Sources: Florida Woman Squeezes Man’s Testicles So Hard They Bleed http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/06/florida-woman-squeezes-mans-testicles-so-hard-they-bleed/amp/ We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival July 13, 2019 Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA
Tue, June 11, 2019
E063 - Machete Mama, Swine Sauna, Fleeing Flaunter, and Parking Potshots
In Episode 63 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida Woman isn’t happy to see you, and no, that isn’t a banana, either.
Fri, June 07, 2019
E062 - Listener Quickie: Canadian Cheese Caper
In Episode 62 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Karen for the story submission!
Tue, June 04, 2019
E061 - Bedpost Baseball, Bike Bonfire, Boulevard BJ, and Burger Boy Bathtime
In Episode 61 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has no idea why officers would pull him over for crashing during a 140-mph chase, Florida Woman beats her wife with a bedpost for washing the weed without using the “delicates” cycle, Florida Man burns a bike bought by his boo’s brand new boyfriend, and a Florida Man gets “distracted” by his passenger while driving.
Fri, May 31, 2019
E060 - Listener Quickie: Drawbridge Daredevils
In Episode 60 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Dana for the story submission!
Tue, May 28, 2019
E059 - General Lee, Ta-Ta Tablets, Comedy C---blocker, and Costume Crook
In Episode 59 of Florida Men: The Podcast, two Florida Men lead police on high speed chases, one in a patrol car and the other in the General Lee, Florida Woman finds yet another place to hide drugs on her person, Florida Man goes to a comedy club but can’t take a joke, and a Florida Man steals from the happiest place on Earth. This Episode’s Florida Men and Women: Oswald Pereira Rachel Newbury Shane Jensen Kyle Jamison Jones Ken Freeman Patrick Allen Spikes Issac Woodard
Fri, May 24, 2019
E058 - Listener Quickie: Panty Raider
In Episode 58 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Cassandra for the story submission! Woman In Only Bra And Panties Arrested After Breaking Into 2 Homes, Assaulting Resident
Tue, May 21, 2019
E057 - Nude Baller, Foot Driver, A$$ Eater, and Syringe Stasher
In Episode 57 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man can’t dribble with all those restrictive clothes, Florida Man wants the whole world to know his favorite kink, the drunken smelly Florida Man asking to see your papers is NOT really an FBI agent, and Florida Woman is our new syringe-stashing record holder.
Fri, May 17, 2019
E056 - Listener Quickie: Kooky Spook
In Episode 56 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Brian for the story submission!
Tue, May 14, 2019
E055 - Tattoos, Yoga Pants, Concealed Weapons, and Sex On The Beach
In Episode 55 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a misspelled word was the least troubling thing about a Florida Man’s tattoo, Yoga Pants can’t hide what a Florida Woman was smuggling, Florida Man mows right into a police car, and Sex on the Beach isn’t just a drink for a Florida Couple.
Fri, May 10, 2019
E054 - Listener Quickie: Naked Knocker
In Episode 54 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to April for the story submission!
Tue, May 07, 2019
E053 - Gator Wrestler, Mattress Stabbers, Inky Groper, and Tractor Stalker
In Episode 53 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man tries to throw a 7-foot gator out of his backyard, Florida Man thinks his girlfriend is hiding someone in their bedroom, Florida Man tries to dip his fingers in the sheriff’s office ink but is caught red handed, and Florida Man is so busy breaking into stores that he needs to hire an assistant.
Fri, May 03, 2019
E052 - Listener Quickie: Canadian Carjacker
In Episode 52 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Bart for the story submission! Canadian Carjacker Shoots Himself In Leg https://thestarphoenix.com/news/crime/alleged-car-thief-shoots-himself-in-leg
Tue, April 30, 2019
E051 - Live from Daytona Beach - Sh*tter, Shooter, Puncher and Stabber
In Episode 51 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has a new cure for constipation, a Florida Man Takes It Out On His Car, and a Florida Couple Has issues breaking up.
Tue, April 23, 2019
E050 - Death Threats, Crack Cocaine, Squirt Gun, and Thin Skinned Muse
In Episode 50 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man isn’t too good at keeping secrets from the police, Florida Men are a couple of assholes, Florida Man is pissed off, so Florida Woman gets pissed on, and a Florida Man’s new hit song lands him in jail. This Episode’s Florida Men and Women: Robert Girolamo, Jr. Matthew Nero Alexa Powers Michael Burke Joel William Benjamin Matthew Joseph Erris Robert Mirabella Antonio Mosely We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival Chicago Ju
Fri, April 19, 2019
E049 - Listener Quickie: Unicorn Thief
In Episode 49 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission! Baltimore Man Dressed As Unicorn Robs Dairy Store http://baltimorewatchdog.com/2019/03/25/man-dressed-as-unicorn-robs-local-dairy-store/ We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival July 13, 2019 Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA
Tue, April 16, 2019
E048 - Olive Garden, Progresso Soup, Cat Lady, and Macaque
In Episode 48 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man loves him some Olive Garden, Florida Man takes a golf cart out for a drunken spin, Florida Woman’s hairy roommate gets confiscated, and a Florida Woman is a Crazy Cat Lady. We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 13, 2019 Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA Join us on Patreon: http://patreon.com/FloridaMen
Tue, April 16, 2019
Florida Men: The Podcast - Season 2 Trailer
FLORIDA MEN: THE OFFICIAL PODCAST OF FLORIDA MAN Based in Fort Myers, Florida, Joel and Phil are longtime residents of Florida, and have personally encountered many a Florida Man. Originally from Michigan, Joel has been a Florida Man since 1994. He does all the editing for the podcast and most of the social media posts. Phil grew up in Mississippi, and arrived in Florida in 2012. He is the musician, recording gear expert, and engineer for the show. He is totally not afraid of clowns.
Tue, April 09, 2019
E047 - Krispy Kreme, Propane, Robbery, and U-Turn
In Episode 47 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is good at putting holes in things like donuts and other Florida Men, a Florida Couple take the plunge in a muddy field, Florida Woman doesn’t understand the concept of “emergency”, and Florida Man really doesn’t want to go to work tomorrow.
Tue, April 02, 2019
E046 - M@$turbator, Credit Thief, Egg Roller, and Temper Tantrum
In Episode 46 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman got excited by a man in uniform, Florida Man used a stolen credit card, but wanted his rewards points too, Florida Man went to extremes for some Chinese food, and Florida Woman throws a temper tantrum so she won’t have to sit next to a 3-year-old.
Mon, April 01, 2019
AF19 - Trafficker, Embezzler, Missing Person, and Camera Flasher
In Episode 46 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Men pack a high energy snack for their road trip, a leopard can’t change its spots, and Florida Woman does what Florida Woman does, Florida Man gets lost somewhere in the world, but never left the amusement park, and a Florida Man gives Sheriff Grady Judd a target for bird hunting.
Tue, March 26, 2019
E045 - Commode Critter, Spider Stealer, Machete Mama, and Birthday Billboard
In Episode 45 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is surprised to find an uninvited guest in his bathroom, Florida Man, Florida Man stealing beer that’s in a can, lookout, here comes Florida Man, Florida Woman wigs out at the hair salon, and a couple of Florida Men crowdsource their dad’s birthday present.
Tue, March 19, 2019
E044 - Rocket Man, Snore Shot, Demon Driver, and Minor Leaguers
In Episode 44 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man has a failure to launch, a Florida Woman just needed a good night’s sleep, a Florida Woman’s demons just needed a ride, and Florida Man makes the minor leagues.
Tue, March 12, 2019
E043 - Burgertime, Pizza Party, Coitus Alfresco, and Backseat Bingo
In Episode 43 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida woman needs a cheeseburger, a Florida man needs a pizza a Florida Couple make love outdoors in the fresh air and natural surroundings of downtown Fort Myers, and a Florida Couple make love in the fresh air and natural surroundings of the back of a patrol car.
Tue, March 05, 2019
E042 - Coin Counter, Jilted Lover, Snake Handler, and Toilet Tosser
In Episode 42 of Florida Men: The Podcast, those coin counting machines at the supermarket are a real ripoff, yet another Florida Woman can’t handle rejection, a Florida Man shows his snake off to onlookers at the beach, and a Florida Man don't need no education.
Tue, February 26, 2019
E041 - Nudity, Drugs, Burrito, Shotgun, and Bomb Threat
In Episode 41 of Florida Men: The Podcast, another naked Florida Man goes to the drug store, another argument between a Florida couple ends in a food fight, another Florida man pulls a surprise out of the water while fishing, and a Florida Man threatens to blow up a Home Depot bathroom.
Tue, February 19, 2019
E040 - Bomb Squad, TSA, Comissioner Licker, and Mariticide
In Episode 40 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man thinks he doesn’t need the bomb squad, a Florida Woman cuts in line at the Orlando airport, a Florida Woman’s political career is licked, and a Florida Man predicts his own death.
Tue, February 12, 2019
E039 - Pork Slap, Hippo Attack, Jerk Store, and Cat Lady
In Episode 39 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man gets slapped in the face with some hard meat, a Florida Woman pisses off a hippopotamus, a Florida Man got really excited at Dollar General, and a Florida Woman is a crazy cat lady.
Tue, February 05, 2019
E038 - Casey Anthony, William Shatner's Love Child, a Waffle House Floozy, and a Pill Thief
In Episode 38 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman Casey Anthony should just shut up already, a Florida Man should just give up already, a Florida Woman reminds Phil that Joel still owes him Waffle House, and a Florida Man steals the wrong pills.
Tue, January 29, 2019
E037 - Machete, Rolex, Syringes, and Chill Pills
In Episode 37 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man tries to kill his neighbor with Kindness, a Florida woman plays hide and seek with stolen Rolexes, a Florida man plays hide and seek with 3 syringes, and a Florida woman has no chill.
Tue, January 22, 2019
E036 - Three Hungry Criminals and a Hide & Seek Loser
In Episode 36 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man eats a cop’s car, a Florida Woman eats a cop’s dinner, another Florida Woman beats her parents because they won’t take her to dinner, and a Florida Man loses a game of hide & seek with deputies.
Tue, January 15, 2019
E035 - Time Traveler, Tricycle Thief, Tricycling Thief, and a Vampire Hunter
In Episode 35 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man falls victim to a malfunctioning flux capacitor, a Future Florida Woman steals a tricycle, a current Florida woman robs a mailman while riding a tricycle and a Florida Man tries to burn the vampires out of his house.
Thu, January 10, 2019
E034 - Ice Cream Addict, Straw Man, Unlucky Mugger, and Bathroom Bangers
In Episode 34 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a McDonald’s customer pulls a gun in the drive-thru, a McDonald’s employee doesn’t pull any punches in the dining room, a Florida mugger picks the worst possible victim, and a Florida woman cock-blocks her brother.
Tue, January 01, 2019
E033 - Burger John, McWeed, Alien Archer, and Cannibal
In Episode 33 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements with a sex worker, another Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements at McDonald’s, a naked Florida Man hiding from aliens takes a bullet, and a Florida Cannibal breaks into his neighbor’s house and refuses to leave.
Tue, December 25, 2018
E032 - Three Grumpy Grinches, Two Pervy Santas, and a Snowbird in a Palm Tree
Merry Christmas! While we spend the day at the beach (that's what the rest of the country does on Xmas day, right?) you can enjoy these Florida Man stories with some holiday cheer. Recorded before a live audience at Caloosahatchee Jack's in Fort Myers, Florida on December 9th, 2018.
Tue, December 18, 2018
E031 - Pippen, Pyro, Panties, and Plunderer
In Episode 31 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida comedian takes a Bull by the horns, a Florida man’s website is the bomb, a Florida woman gives her UberEats customer something extra with his order, and a Florida man is the worst shoplifter ever.
Tue, December 11, 2018
E030 - Vodka Thief, Stabby Farter, Mall Ninjas, and Plane Crash
In Episode 30 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida man bogarts all the booze, Florida woman pulls a knife on a man for fart-shaming her, Florida man is attacked by mall ninjas, and Florida woman is in a hit and run with a plane. This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content! News Sources: Florida man was upset that his buddy was chugging all his vodka. The situation escalated. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222330995.html Florida woman pulls knife on man who confronted her about farting https://www.wtol.com/2018/11/28/florida-woman-pulls-knife-man-who-confronted-her-about-farting/ Florida Man was slashed with sword on Thanksgiving by his wife and her boyfriend https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wife-of-man-slashed-with-sword-on-thanksgiving-arrested-police-say/879348877 Florida woman charged with DUI after crashing into fence, hitting airplane https://www.autoblog.com/2018/12/03/florida-woman-accused-of-hit-and-run-with-an-airplane/ All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List<
Tue, December 04, 2018
E029 - Potato Rager, Python Catcher, Maggot Snatcher, and Dream Liar
In Episode 29 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man gets hangry over an undercooked potato, a Florida man gets the best of a record-breaking python, a Florida thief gets a box full of worms, and a Florida woman tries to hypnotize an accident victim.
Tue, November 27, 2018
E028 - Pipe Bombs Meth Granny Break-in and Miniature Horse
In Episode 28 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a gang of white supremacists is busted with drugs, illegal guns and pipe bombs, a Florida woman suspects that meth might be bad for her, a Florida man calls cops to report a break-in by a robber who left behind cocaine, weed, and a bong, and a miniature horse services a Florida man, but is not a service animal. This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com /FloridaMen to get the exclusive patron-only conten
Tue, November 20, 2018
E027 - Hole, Catfight, Nightcrawlers, and Dildos
In Episode 27 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man regrets that Lassie died 50 years ago, a Florida mom shows what happens if she doesn’t have her coffee, a Florida man has an impromptu bongo concert, and a Florida man Tells the New England Patriots to go f themselves, and gives them the tools to do so. PLUS we are joined by our favorite listener, Heather. This week, we recorded extra stuff that only our patrons can hear. Go to patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive content
Tue, November 13, 2018
E026 - Cookies, Kidneys, Barbells, and Botflies
In Episode 26 of Florida Men: The Podcast, four Florida women have very different experiences in medicine. One gets busted by the cops, one by her mom, one gets something removed that she didn't want, and one gets something removed that she kinda needed.
Tue, November 06, 2018
E025 - Shopper, Dropper, Drowner, and Driver
In Episode 25 of Florida Men: The Podcast, A Florida Woman is on edge from the MAGA Bomber, a Florida Man takes a dump in the middle of the road, a Florida chihuahua fails its swimming lesson, and Jimmy John's delivers to a hospital.
Tue, October 30, 2018
E024 - Halloween 2018 with Key West's Robert Eugene Otto and Thomas Rowe from the Hotel Don CeSar
In Episode 24 of Florida Men: The Podcast, it's almost Halloween, so we have some Florida Man stories from the spooky side of the sunshine state, like a haunted doll in Key West, a haunted hotel in St Petersburg, and a safety warning from police departments around the state.
Tue, October 23, 2018
E023 - Tripper, Shooter, Swallower, and Amputee with Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark
In Episode 23 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark join the Florida Men, where a Florida Woman trips and her husband isn't too happy about it, a Florida Man refuses a shot, then GETS shot, a Florida woman tries to swallow to get out of an arrest, and Joel had to throw in another amputee story.
Tue, October 16, 2018
E022 - Robber, Knobber, Shopper, and Tractor
In Episode 22 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man sets a record for repeat offending, a Florida Man gets some extra credit from a professor, a Florida Man tries to buy something at Walmart that wasn't for sale, and a Florida Man can't make a quick getaway on a tractor Florida Man bonds out of jail, steals wallet from lobby Florida Man resigns as dean after reported sex act on UNF campus. Florida Man attempts to buy 8-year-old girl for $200,000 at Walmart Florida Man steals tractor, gets tasered
Tue, October 09, 2018
E021 - Peeper, Pooper, Pedo, and Penectomy
Florida Man hides camera in high school changing room. Florida Woman throws beer mug at customer who complained about how long she spent in the bathroom. Florida Woman arrested after she admitted to affair with teen relative on ‘Divorce Court’. Florida man cut off genitals from a romantic rival.
Tue, October 02, 2018
E020 - Nudist, Zoophile, Chauffeur, and Squatter
Florida Man Who Does Yard Work in the Nude Upsets Neighbors. Florida Man Won't Be Charged in Bestialty Case. Florida Man Drove Teens To Park For Sex. Florida Woman Squatted in Home and Sold the Owners' Cars.
Fri, September 21, 2018
E019 - Axe, Coke, Skull, and Algae
Florida Woman Swings an Ax at Girlfriend Trying to Break Up With Her. Florida Woman Has Pot in Her Car and Cocaine in Her Wig. Florida Man Finds Body In Woods, Brings Skull to Publix, And Talks to It. Florida Man Gets Caught in Algae-Filled Canal While Escaping Cops.
Fri, September 14, 2018
E018 - Purple Nurple, Wet Willy, Swirly, and Flart
Florida Man Sued for Giving Student a "Purple Nurple". Florida Man Arrested for Giving Girlfriend a "Wet Willy". Florida Woman Investigated for Giving Son a "Swirly". Florida Man Paul Flart Fired for Farting On the Job (and Posting Videos of it on Instagram).
Fri, September 07, 2018
E017 - Fire, Water, Burn, and Dealing
Florida Man Accused of Setting Raccoon on Fire. Florida Woman Attacked by An Alligator While Taking A Bath. Florida Woman Sets Fire to House After Leaving Her Husband. Florida Couple Sold Drugs From a Drive Thru Window...In Their House.
Fri, August 31, 2018
E016 - Chicken, Waffles, Spider and Cruiser
Florida Man tries to force KFC employee to reopen restaurant at gunpoint. Florida Man accused of stabbing roommate, went to Waffle House then called 911. Florida Woman high on meth ran around naked in park because she believed giant spider was on her. Florida Woman free on bond after golf cart DUI asks judge for permission to take cruise.
Sat, August 25, 2018
E015 - LIVE: Dump, Cattle, Politics, and Blackout
Florida Man Illegally Dumped 10,000 Gallons of Used Cooking Oil. Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows. Florida Man shot in buttocks over online political argument. Florida man can’t remember carrying an alligator into a liquor store.
Fri, August 17, 2018
E014 - Crash, Crack, Zap, and Splash
Florida man accused of causing separate hit-and-run crashes minutes apart. Florida Woman arrested at Walmart, then hid a crack pipe and drugs in her vagina, Florida man shocked while attempting parkour on power pole. Florida Man dumps bucket of human waste inside 7-Eleven after being kicked out.
Fri, August 10, 2018
E013 - Gunfire, Identity Theft, Beer Run, and Ice Cream
Florida Man arrested after firing shots out of his car’s sunroof on a Clearwater bridge. Florida Man Stole IDs of a Miami Dolphin, a Tennis Pro and a Backstreet Boy. Florida Man Wielding Live Gator Chases People in Convenience Store. Florida Man Caught Trying to Steal Ice Cream Truck.
Fri, August 03, 2018
E012 - Runner, Huffer, Duper, and Wanker
FOLLOW-UP: Florida Woman Whose Monkey Bit Home Depot Worker in Custody After Fleeing State. Florida Man Caught Huffing at Walmart, had Seven Cans Around Him. Florida Man Posed as Housewife and Filmed Himself Having Sex With Men. Florida Man Sets Apartment Fire Because Manager Told Him To Stop Masturbating.
Fri, July 27, 2018
E011 - Tractor, Loophole, Stabber, and Minion
In Episode 11 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a property line dispute results in a tractor attack, you’re not drinking & driving if you drink at the stoplights, He’s not going to stab me, he ain’t got no arms…OW! He stabbed me!, and no matter how annoying those minions are, you can’t beat them up. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Howell Morris • Earle Stevens Jr. • Jonathan Crenshaw • Ryan C. Nihart News Sources: Florida Man Attacks Neighbor with Tractor https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/st-johns-county/cellphone-video-911-calls-released-in-tractor-attack Florida Man Thinks He Found a Loophole in DUI Laws https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/07/10/man-wasnt-drinking-while-driving-just-stop-signs/742561002/ Florida Man Without Arms Stabs Tourist https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article214692415.html Florida Man Attacks Florida Man Wearing Minion Costume http://www.spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/news/2018/07/11/florida-man-charged-after-attack-on-man-in-minion-costume All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List <a
Fri, July 20, 2018
E010 - Witch, Troll, Beast, and Pirate
In Episode 10 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, that’s not the way you pick up boys at the beach, wait there’s **TWO** Melbournes?, Activate Beast Mode, and that’s why they call it the poop deck. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Thomas Nirdlinger • Rachelle Marie Tocco • Damian Simms News Sources: Florida Woman Tries to Abduct 2 Children From Park, Punches Pregnant Mom https://www.clickorlando.com/news/ill-just-take-your-kid-then-woman-accused-of-trying-to-kidnap-children-from-park Florida Man was terror troll who targeted Australia https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/us-terror-troll-who-targeted-melbourne-jailed-for-a-decade/news-story/473a77c3ff9dcffc206296da662c271c Florida Man gouges eyes of armed home intruder, then calls himself ‘The Beast’ https://www.nbc4i.com/news/national/florida-man-calling-himself-the-beast-gouges-eyes-of-armed-home-intruder/1290489849 Florida Man stole tools, then left an unpleasant surprise for his boss https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article213846389.html All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/f
Fri, July 13, 2018
E009 - Boom! Blam! Pow! Bang! --goes limp--
In Episode 9 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, it was the 4th of July, so…Fireworks, and this is Florida, so that means Fireworks related injuries, if you forgot to buy fireworks, just shoot a gun into the air. what could go wrong?, and a Florida Man goes limp and finds out he enjoyed it. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Ryan Dobard • Scott Deel • Rudolph Grant News Sources: Florida Man has to be told ‘drinking + holding a mortar tube = bad idea’ http://www.wesh.com/article/video-warns-against-drinking-shooting-mortars/22062531 Florida Man suffers ‘partial amputation’ in fireworks blunder https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/florida-man-loses-part-hand-fireworks-accident/JeexcvmViPP1leUv8FgPgN/ Florida Man loses fingers, eyebrows, and hearing in “modified fireworks” mishap https://www.clickorlando.com/news/brevard-county-man-injured-in-fireworks-accident Florida man hit by celebratory gunfire during Fourth of July fireworks show https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/05/florida-man-celebratory-gunfire-fourth-july-fireworks/759516002/ Florida Man chases woman with golf club, goes limp to resist arrest http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ae/live-pd-superfan-popped-294035 All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Pa
Fri, July 06, 2018
E008 - Pedophile, Python, Pulled Pork, and Parkour
In Episode 8 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, An Elvis impersonator is singing Jailhouse Rock, a Florida Man steals a lunch from his old house, Another Florida Man steals a lunch from a python, and send the cops, I’m nekkid on my roof! This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Paul Amato • Mike Kimmel • Alex Sardinas • Garyan D. George • Ashley L. Coston News Sources: Florida Man shows up in Elvis costume to meet 13-year-old for sex https://www.wftv.com/news/local/elvis-impersonator-shows-up-in-costume-to-meet-13-year-old-for-sex-investigators-say/774948208 Florida Man Saves Alligator from 10-Foot Python’s Deadly Grip in the Everglades http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/06/18/florida-man-wrangles-alligator-from-10-foot-pythons-deadly-grip-in-everglades.html Florida Man breaks into former residence, threatens to kill occupants, and steals pulled pork sandwich http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-pulled-pork-breakin-20180621-story.html Florida Man sent scurrying to roof by armed home invaders https://www.wftv.com/news/local/police-boy-15-among-2-charged-in-armed-home-invasion-in-winter-springs/771634124 All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen <br
Fri, June 29, 2018
E007 - Nutshot, Monkey, Carjacking, and Drug Test
In Episode 7 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we shoot air conditioner thieves here, I’m comin’ at you like a spider monkey…wearing a diaper, a carjacker brings a knife to a gunfight…twice, and sure we’ll test that meth for you; bring it on down to the station. This Episode's Florida Men and Women: • Kimberly Dunn • Tina Ballard • Christopher Raymond Hill • Douglas Peter Kelly News Sources: Florida Woman shoots husband in testicles after he tries to take her air conditioner https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/report-woman-shoots-husband-in-testicles-after-he-tries-to-take-her-air-conditioner/770435073 Florida Woman Bloodied After She’s Attacked by Spider Monkey in Home Depot https://www.insideedition.com/florida-home-depot-employee-bloodied-after-shes-attacked-spider-monkey-44054 Florida Man Attempts Carjacking and Victim Deters Him with A Gun. Twice. https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-police-man-takes-cash-register-from-walmart-tries-to-carjack-2-people-at-knifepoint/767407786 Florida Man Requests Test of Meth, Gets an Arrest http://www.gainesville.com/news/20180614/meth-test-request-ends-in-arrest/1 All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen
Fri, June 22, 2018
E006 - 5 Turtles, 4 Tortoises, 3 Aliases, 2 Monkeys, and a Racist
In Episode 6 of Florida Men: The Podcast, an Uber driver is fired for having the same name as a criminal, and you thought YOUR neighbor’s apartment was a zoo, don’t mess with the person making your drinks, and get that monkey off your back. This Episode’s Florida Men and Women: Jose Batista Sedrick T. Price George Alexander Cody Hession News Sources: Florida Man Spends Week In Jail Before Prosecutors Admit They Had The Wrong Guy http://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/06/05/week-in-jail-prosecutors-had-wrong-guy/ Florida man tries to start his own zoo with stolen animals http://www.bradenton.com/news/state/article212614454.html Florida Man harasses flight attendant with racial slur and fat shaming https://www.rawstory.com/2018/06/youre-fat-flight-attendant-attacked-mid-air-florida-man-shouting-racist-slur/ Florida man trying to flee arrested with monkey in diaper clutching his shirt http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/09/police-arrest-florida-man-after-steals-car-with-pet-monkey-allow-him-one-final-goodbye.html All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon <br
Fri, June 15, 2018
E005 - Drowning, Assault, Suicide, and Attempted Murder
In Episode 5 of Florida Men: The Podcast, another drowning possum, don’t drink all of Florida Man’s Sweet Tea, If only there were some way to know where a train is going, and don’t talk to me like that, mister! This Episode’s Florida Men and Women: Dewie Brewton Kerry Knudsen Lawanda Brown News Sources: Florida man drowns raccoons and an opossum in front of high school ag class https://www.wftv.com/news/florida/ocala-teacher-wont-be-charged-in-raccoons-drownings-because-killings-werent-cruel/758151247 Florida man arrested on child abuse charge after victim ate ‘all the Cheez-Its’ https://www.ajc.com/news/florida-man-arrested-child-abuse-charge-after-victim-ate-all-the-cheez-its/iqAci09VugeRnp1B3DQ6eK/ Florida Man killed by train while walking on tracks http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article212338549.html Florida Man shot in head by wife who didn’t like his tone of voice https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/former-riviera-beach-cra-director-tony-brown-shot-in-head-by-wife-sheriff-s-office-says All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me
Fri, June 08, 2018
E004 - Clown, Crook, Shark, and Dolphin
In Episode 4 of Florida Men: The Podcast, send in the clowns!, Another nearly naked late night driver, a sour lemon shark, and not too incognito, was he? This Episode’s Florida Men and Women: Nicolas Duran Richie Incognito Some Clown News Sources: Florida Man wearing clown mask attacks pizza guy and is shot to death http://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-little-caesars-employee-fatally-shoots-attacker-in-clown-mask-police-say/1203253942 Florida Man entered a motel, stripped naked and stole a 1963 car http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article211738654.html Florida Man catches shark, releases it, and gets bit anyway http://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20180527/mount-dora-man-catches-and-releases-shark-in-ponce-inlet-it-turns-around-and-bites-him Florida Man Richie Incognito flips out during workout http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/23/richie-incognito-florida-gym-altercation-cops-called/ All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon Get on the Florida Men mailing list<b
Fri, June 01, 2018
E003 - Gator, Dater, Growler, and Crawler
In Episode 3 of Florida Men: The Podcast, gator in the hole, love is an excessive thing, prom is GRRRRRREAT, and a Florida Woman on the run…er…hop? This Episode’s Florida Men and Women: Joshua James Jacqueline Ades David Pugh John Robert Carr, Jr. News Sources: Florida man charged with throwing alligator into Wendy’s https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/02/09/assault-with-a-deadly-weapon-florida-man-charged-with-throwing-live-alligator-into-wendys/ Florida woman sends 65 thousand texts to Tinder date gone wrong https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/11/us/woman-text-message-arrest-trnd/index.html Florida man causes uproar at a high school prom with a live tiger https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/14/tiger-caged-florida-prom-causes-uproar/606700002/ Florida man arrested while trying to hide legless fugitive girlfriend in plastic bin https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/deputies-polk-man-tried-to-hide-legless-girlfriend-in-plastic-tote/550584435 All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar http://paypal.me/floridamen Florida Men Wish List <a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel
Fri, May 25, 2018
E002 - Pills, Paddleboards, Prosthetics, and Police Dogs
In Episode 2 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Heroin might make you sleepy, but you can still throw a punch…”Half a million dollars in child support? I’m just gonna paddle off into the sunset”, a Florida Woman takes a Southwest Airlines flight to Belize but comes up a foot short, and just how bad do you smell if the police dog can find you submerged in a swamp? This Episode’s Florida Men and Women: Constantine George Theoharis Margaret Crawford Paul Daniel Smith News Sources: Florida Man Revived with Narcan, punches cop in the face http://www.ocala.com/news/20180414/man-revived-with-narcan-strikes-responding-officer Florida man who owed $549,000 in child support disappears on paddleboard https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Man-Disappeared-While-Paddleboarding-in-Ocean-Off-Fort-Lauderdale-478057463.html Florida Woman says Southwest lost her mom’s prosthetic foot for weeks https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/woman-says-southwest-lost-her-moms-prosthetic-foot-for-weeks/ Florida man hides in swamp after a high-speed police chase. http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/He-tried-to-hide-in-the-swamp-But-he-couldn-t-hide-from-a-sheriff-s-dog-w-video-_167442169 All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon http://patreon.com/FloridaMen Florida Men Tip Jar<b
Wed, May 16, 2018
E001 - Pilfering, Panties, Possums, and Poor Decisions
In Episode 1 of Florida Men: The Podcast, identity theft is not a high priority with a sticky-fingered janitor, What NOT to wear when you’re headed for jail, Call the sheriff and have him round up a possum, and this Friday in the ER…Florida Man vs Florida Man in a steel cage match! This Episode’s Florida Men and Women: • Andru Reed • Daryle Lee Campbell • Dagne “Dee” Kuiper • Jimmy McCray News Sources: Florida Man found with hard drives containing secret Florida taxpayer info was looking to download Xbox games http://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2018/04/17/missing-revenue-department-hard-drives-found-suspect-arrested/ Florida Man Wore Novelty Undies While Driving Drunk http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/breathalyer-boxer-man-278593 Please visit our sponsor: http://www.insertlinkhere Insert ad copy here. Florida Woman Calls 911 on a Possum http://cbs12.com/news/local/problem-with-a-possum-woman-calls-911-for-rodent-in-her-home Florida Man gets drunk, falls off bicycle, hits man at hospital with folding chair http://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/St-Pete-man-gets-drunk-falls-off-bicycle-hits-man-at-hospital-with-folding-chair-police-say_167412739 All The Social Thingys: Leave a Voicemail 1 (567) 432-9674 Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg Florida Men on Twitter https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod Florida Men on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men on Instagram http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/ Florida Men Store https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/ Join Florida Men on Patreon <a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" r
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