Beyond Help (A Sinclair Wants to Help! Multi-part Adventure)
Beyond Help is a mutli-episode epic starring the mildly malicious million-year old minor-level deity, Sinclair, who meets a mysterious woman who has taken on the persona of The Daylight, a legendary vampire hunter. They must travel together to Ireland, on a journey to slay a vampire who haunts both of their pasts- Countess Sanguine Amanto. Featuring an all star cast from across the world of independent audio drama, Beyond Help is a massive adventure serial that will bring you back to those late Saturday nights watching anime and action cartoons that were just a *little* out of your age range.
Trailer · Fri, April 11, 2025
Beyond Help Preview Trailer - Premiering this May!
It's finally time- Beyond Help premieres this May! Sinclair returns on a journey with a mysterious vampire hunter, called The Daylight. Together, they meet friends and enemies from Sinclair's past as they make their way to Ireland, so The Daylight can have a final confrontation with the Vampire who set her life on this course- Countess Sanguine Amanto. It's an adventure so big, we had to do a soft reboot. Premiering this May! This trailer features Mel Nichols, Lauren Tucker Michael E. Freemantle Hera Alexander Cat Kirby Scott R McKinley Announced by AJ Fidalgo Music Featured created by Anonymous420, acquired through Free Music Archive, and used under Attribution 4.0 license. links: Corner: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_01_ Summer Blues: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_03__/ Overtime Matrix: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_08__/ Changes have been made to suit the purposes of this trailer
Bonus · Thu, January 02, 2025
2025 Public Domain Special!
Ring in the new year with Sinclair, as he goes over some of the new entries in the United States Public Domain! He's joined by a special guest, right from the 2025 Public Domain class, Popeye the Sailor! This episode includes irreverent humor, and references to politics and depictions of historical racist caricatures. Listener discretion is advised. Links to Public Domain 2025 information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_in_public_domain https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_films_of_1929 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1929_in_literature https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1924_in_music https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1929_in_music (note: Only sheet music and lyrics published in 1929 have entered the public domain, not recorded music)
Bonus · Sat, December 21, 2024
A Drunkard's Christmas Carol (Or; Sinclair's Roasting on an Open Fire)
Sinclair is back, just in time for the Holidays! The daffy deity just wants to enjoy a lonely Christmas with his cat, a copious count of cocktails, and enough Detroit-style pizza to feed the militia of a small state. But a visit from the ghost of an occasional business associate drags Sinclair into the heart of a neo-Dickension nightmare. But Sinclair is no Scrooge, and the future holds little anxiety for a deathless creature of a million years of age. The past however... Will Sinclair's love of alcohol keep him safe from his past, or will he be forced to face his many, many mistakes? And what is the gold ring around his hat, that he claims has crippled his powers? Find out in this festively depressing adventure! This podcast episode includes depictions of alcoholism and drug use, depictions of trauma, disregard for consent and physical boundaries, and depictions of seasonal depression. Listener discretion is advised. A Drunkard's Christmas Carol starred, in order of appearance: Maude Willis as The Narrator Jess McCoy as Kaleidoscope Tyler Moody as Bradley Mel Nichols as The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come Lauren Tucker as The Ghost of Christmas Present Scott R McKinley as The Ghost of Christmas Past Featuring appearances by Michael E Freemantle as Bertrand Cat Kirby as Annie Hera Alexander as Russell Walter Mack as Lyle Other voices provided by Sean Drabik Written, directed and produced by Sean Drabik Lumi Oakes is Script Editor Cat Kirby is Story Consultant Additional audio editing by Jess McCoy All music and film audio used are in the Public Domain Alex Birks is the announcer
Bonus · Sat, September 21, 2024
Full Interview with Sinclair: MeevTeevNeev News
Sinclair's full interview with MeevTeevNeev News, a preview of the upcoming audio drama series "Beyond Help" The Changeling Reporter was played by AJ Fidalgo Kaleidoscope was played by Jess McCoy The Screaming Voice was Alyssa Roldan and Lauren Tucker appeared as Countess Sanguine Amanto. Additional sound editing by Jess McCoy. Music and sound effects are in the public domain "I Ain't Got Nobody" performed by Marion Harris "Blue Skies" performed by William Robyn "Selling Out" and "N'T" by Tom Lehrer
Bonus · Fri, September 20, 2024
Breaking News Update: Sinclair has been Found!
After months of absence, Sinclair, the million-year-old minor deity with the attention span of a millisecond, has been found! Hear the exclusive story here first, then listen to the full interview with Sinclair, coming soon! The Changeling Reporter was played by AJ Fidalgo
Tue, September 17, 2024
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Fri, December 15, 2023
Duality: Uncut
Happy Holidays!The full audio drama mini-series, in its entirety. Sinclair must protect a human from the persistent affections of a vampire countess, a job he thinks should be easy enough. But Sanguine Amanto is the kind of challenge Sinclair hasn't had in a long time. And can he protect someone who might not want to be saved? content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy
Fri, December 01, 2023
Duality Part 4: The Conclusion
Ian has gone to Sanguine, leaving Riley Kiley and Sinclair forced to put aside their issues and try to rescue him. But does Sinclair's plan put Ian in even more danger? Check out the conclusion of Duality! content warnings: Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy Public Domain songs used: I'm Gonna Get You performed by Mamie Smith and her Jazz Hounds I'm a Jazz Vampire performed by Marion Harris
Thu, November 23, 2023
Duality Part 3
Sinclair and Sanguine have another discussion over dinner, and Ian receives a package in the mail. content warnings: Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy
Wed, November 15, 2023
The Duality Drinking Game! (Part 3 Premieres November 23!)
Enjoying Duality? Then here's a way to enjoy it more! Drink up and get ready for Part 3 of the limited event series on November 23rd.
Tue, November 07, 2023
Duality Part 2
In the second part of Duality, Sinclair meets Ian's best friend and learns just how committed Sanguine is to acquiring him. Sinclair teaches them both about vampires and goes to meet an old friend of his for help. content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy.
Fri, October 27, 2023
Duality: Part 1
In the first part of a multi-part story, Sinclair meets the meek journalist Ian Price, and takes on the job of protecting him from the advances of a beautiful and terrifying vampire Countess, Sanguine Amanto. content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy.
Sun, September 24, 2023
Premiering Oct. 27th! Duality: A Sinclair Wants to Help! Limited Series (Trailer)
In his first full-cast audio drama, Sinclair faces his most dangerous opponent yet, when he's contracted to protect amateur journalist Ian Price from vampire noblewoman Countess Sanguine Amanto, who has decided that Ian shall become her newest servant. Sinclair must find a way to protect Ian against the relentless stalking of the countess, and also find a way to stop himself from getting distracted.
Thu, September 21, 2023
Happy First Year Anniversary! Madison on the Air x Sinclair Wants to Help: The Lady With The Golden Hair
Happy one-year anniversary! Sinclair is still busy with his latest case, but has left you a special message for the celebration, along with his recent crossover with Madison on the Air, now available on this feed. And get ready for more stories, coming very, very soon.
Wed, August 30, 2023
Sinclair's Outgoing Voicemail #1 (Hear him on the newest Madison On the Air!)
Send us a textSinclair is still busy with a new job, but you can hear him on September 1st in a crossover episode with Madison on the Air! Listen to Madison on the Air wherever you listen to podcasts, or check out the show's website below! Thank you Chrisi Talyn Saje for making this crossover a reality! https://www.madisonontheair.com/Wanna stay updated with Sinclair Wants to Help? Or just talk about the show? Then join the show's Discord server! https://discord.gg/nbwqBbT35
Thu, June 15, 2023
The Mail Gaze
Send us a textIn this episode, Sinclair teaches about the dangers of reading other people's mail. Go ahead, take a peek!Content Warning: References to historical tragedy and terroristic acts.
Thu, May 25, 2023
Sinclair Pays the Piper
Send us a textSinclair has been hired to hunt down the Pied Piper of Hamelin, to take revenge for what was taken from the village. Don't blow off this story! Content Warning: References to human trafficking, implications of child abuse, depictions of violence, and depictions of animal death.
Sun, May 07, 2023
Spring Update!
Send us a textIt's a long overdue update for Spring, talking about upcoming episodes, the Audio Verse Awards, my physical form, and even answering a letter from a fan!
Fri, April 21, 2023
The Big Wheel
Send us a textSinclair returns with a story of technology and innovation from the dawn of time! Let the good times roll!A special thanks to the Not-Quite-Ready-for-Primitive-Time Players, who are:Jacob BirksClay ClarkRen
Sat, February 11, 2023
Sinclair Returns this Spring!
Send us a textSinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast returns this Spring! Catch up on the series now, and get ready for three all-new stories of horror and hilarity! Need Advice from Sinclair? Email the show at sinclairwantstohelp@gmail.com, and the goofy god will read your problem and offer a divine solution!
Sun, January 08, 2023
2023 New Year's Resolution Special!
Send us a textHappy New Year! Join Sinclair as he offers advice on how to stay focused on your New Year's Resolutions, featuring letters written by some of your favorite audio drama podcasters! It's a great start to a year we've all been dreading! A Special Thanks to the shows who contributed emails to this show:Human-B-Gon! https://www.human-b-gon.com/October's Children! https://octoberschildrenpodcast.captivate.fm/The Night Post! https://nightpostpod.com/Small Victories! https://...
Sat, December 03, 2022
December Update!
Send us a textHere are important updates for the show going into the end of the year!
Fri, December 02, 2022
Tiny Tim, Who Did Not Die: The Sinclair Wants to Help! Holiday Spectacular
Send us a textEbeneezer Scrooge has gone mad, Tiny Tim has become immortal, The Krampus is enraged, and Sinclair, the million-year-old minor-level deity, is going to find a way to profit from it. Because isn't that what the holidays are really about? Unwrap this special episode of Sinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast.
Fri, November 04, 2022
November Update!
Send us a textHello everyone, Sinclair here! This is the first of the monthly update episodes I'll be doing to let you all know what's going on with the show, as well as talk about other things on occasion. If you love the show, there's exciting news you won't want to miss.
Sat, October 22, 2022
Halloween Mini-Episode: A Well-Done is Rare, For a Medium
Send us a textIn this Halloween mini-episode, Sinclair tells a ghostly tale of psychic mediums, family loyalty, copious irony, and Cajun accents. Consider it a little treat for the season.
Wed, September 21, 2022
Episode 3:The Checkmate Killings
Send us a textIn this episode of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair tells a story of zealous worship, raucous music, and the brutal murder of beloved royal icons. You can't help falling in love with this bizarre mystery told by Sinclair the Soultradesmen!Content Warning:Depiction of crime scene, Serial Murder, Allusions to Sexual Harrassment
Wed, September 21, 2022
Episode 2:The Life and Times of Milo Pendry
Send us a textIn this installment of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair tells the story of one of his dear friends, Milo Pendry, America's Happiest Executioner. You'll hear how he became beloved by townsfolk and condemned prisoners alike, how he crusaded against the electric chair, and how he became a performing superstar. You'll be hanging at every word!Content Warning:Depictions of Capitial Punishment, Outlandish Animal Cruelty, Grieving for Loss of a Loved One, Parricide
Wed, September 21, 2022
Episode 1: The Last Red Scent
Updated and Improved mix and cut! In the first episode of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair introduces himself, and tells the history of Lenny Sarkon, the Megaladon Corporation, and a pet craze that was doomed to the cutest of tragedies. You'll really want to sink your teeth into it! Content Warning: Violence, Drug Use, Outlandish Animal Cruelty
Sun, August 28, 2022
Sinclair Wants to Help! Volume 1 Trailer
Send us a textSinclair Wants to Help! Volume 1 contains three hilarious and bizarre short stories told with a flair that only its host, the million-year-old minor-level deity Sinclair The Soultradesman can supply. Coming this Fall!
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