Horror Movie Night
Join Matt, Scott and Kyle each week as they suffer through horror films both forgotten and beloved. The trio capture the excitement and the disappointment of renting movies in the 80’s and 90’s. For every surprising thrill like American Gothic the trio suffer through there's 10 disappointing flops like Terror Toons. The show combines the nostalgia of renting videos with a snarky comedic blend that will make you feel sentimental while simultaneously putting a smile on your face. So dust off your VCR, make some popcorn and check behind every door because it’s… Horror Movie Night.
Thu, April 17, 2025
Bruiser (2000)
A later entry into the legendary George Romero’s filmography? There is no way this could be anything less than a masterpiece… This week, Kyle subjected us to 2000’s head-scratchingly-titled BRUISER, in which a meek magazine editor gets a chance to knock off everyone who has ever inconvenienced him thanks to his crappy boss’s wife and her low-level mask-making skills. While the movie itself isn’t great, it took us on a real journey discussing the underlying social issues it tried to comment on. Was it successful? Unclear, but at least we got to wax poetic about it on the show. Let’s get psycho(analyzed)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 10, 2025
Ghoulies (1985)
We love tiny terrors so much on this show that we could barely wait to discuss another classic, 1985’s GHOULIES! While perhaps slightly less bombastic as the sequel, the original entry in the Ghoulies franchise is still full of delightfully absurd moments and a ton of pint-sized pain. We may have had to wait until the next installment to see a Ghoulie eat a dude’s ass, but it was perfectly foreshadowed with its predecessor, so let’s show the OG some respect for its 40th birthday or the little butt-munchers will finally get us. Send help. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 03, 2025
Darkman (1990)
We've passed 500 episodes so we decide to do another round of "Does This Count As a Horror Movie?" Thanks to the popularity of Evil Dead 2, Sam Raimi was able to follow it up with this original Superhero film inspired by Universal Monsters and the radio drama The Shadow. Between obvious homages to Phantom of the Opera and Invisible Man and the evil being played by Larry Drake we feel pretty confident saying this counts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, April 02, 2025
Matt's Vintage George Hardy Interview
Back in 2010 when I first started podcasting I had a short lived show called "The Saint Mort Show". Most of this content is long gone because it was poorly made BUT it was the place where I first cut my teeth as a podcaster and on the first episode I talked to Troll 2 star George Hardy about the movie, the Best Worst Movie documentary and his new projects which included a film called Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws. Enjoy this despite the mediocre sound quality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, March 31, 2025
Phantom of the Podpera Is Here!
Kyle from Horror Movie Night has a new podcast out with his friend Evan where they deep dive into every adaptation of the Phantom of the Opera. If you're even a little curious about the history of this novella, turned movie, turned musical than this is the show for you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 27, 2025
Troll 2 (1990) (f/Robert Bacon)
FIVE HUNDRED EPISODES? How, you ask? Well, we don’t have a good answer but we DO have a good guest along with us as we travel to the ill-fated town of Nilbog on a house-swapping (?) adventure: Robert Bacon! For our 500th conversation, we enjoy a rewatch of the infamous “best worst movie” TROLL 2 (1990), which has zero trolls but a ton of goblins. Bacon is a self-made bad movie connoisseur and asserts that this one is NOT an actual bad movie, not by a mile, but rather a work of art when one considers it from the perspective of a stage play. This thesis really has legs, which probably made the trolls(goblins) super mad because really, who can’t outrun monsters that short? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 20, 2025
The Mangler (1995)
If you weren’t afraid of industrial laundry machines, well guess again sucker! Tobe Hooper was brave enough to film a screen adaptation of one of Stephen King’s earliest short stories and 30 years later, we’re talking about THE MANGLER (1995). Obviously, some liberties were taken in the storytelling aspect here to pad it out into a feature-length film, but the basic tale is more or less intact: possessed laundry machine likes the taste of people and eventually becomes sentient and chases the detective main character around town. The premise is wacky and Hooper really got into the scrubbing here, so our discussion has time to… air dry, if you will… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 13, 2025
Re-Animator (1985)
By sheer strength of will (and a poor long-term memory), we made it almost a decade on this show without touching one of most HMN movies to ever grace the silver screen. Don’t knock our blocks off, it’s finally time to dissect 1985’s perfect RE-ANIMATOR! Is this a perfect movie? Well yeah, and a lot of shows have said so already but here’s us jumping on the Stuart Gordon bandwagon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 06, 2025
Alligator (1980)
If last month threw you off a little, rest easy knowing we’re back to our regular content with a giant animal on the loose eating people at weddings. It’s about damn time we give 1980s ALLIGATOR a fresh watch and reminisce about how much that pool scene has shaped Matt’s worldview. Dive into this week’s episode or we’ll push you like the little jerks in pirate costumes we are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 27, 2025
Eyes Without A Face (1960)
It’s our last week of Foreign Film February and we wanted to say”bonjour!” It’s too our faces have been horribly disfigured and the masks we wear garble our already-rough pronunciations. We’re mushmouthing our way through 1960’s French classic EYES WITHOUT A FACE and it’s still impressive the amount of horror and gore they were able to display at the time of filming. Things were different back then, just look at this crazy doctor doing unlicensed experiments at home! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 20, 2025
Trollhunter (2010)
Our next stop for Foreign Film February is the chilly mountains of Norway, home of the biggest, dumbest monsters according to this guy who gets paid to wrangle them. We met up with a real, life TROLLHUNTER (2010) and he had the audacity to smother us in the most horrible-smelling goop imaginable because he said, get this, it will repel trolls! He seems like a psycho but we’re a group of disbelieving college students making a documentary so let’s roll with it. What’s the worst that could happen? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 13, 2025
Noroi The Curse (2005)
J-Horror was hugely popular here in the States in the early 2000s, and arguably one of the best of that time was also arguably one of the best found footage movies we’ve seen - 2005’s NOROI: THE CURSE. This is a great example of what works best in found footage, from the mysteries intertwining as the story progresses, the ramping-up of creepy occurrences, to the legitimate reasons for the cameras to be rolling. It’s a 10/10 and surprisingly scary even after all these years! Listen to us wax poetic about fetus demons this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, February 07, 2025
The Day of the Beast (1995)
We love foreign films here at Horror Movie Night, but we don’t get around to discussing them as often as we probably should, so Kyle suggested we do a month of them. To appease the horror gods across the world, we are doing it big-style with Foreign Film February! The inaugural pick goes to Kyle, who went with the Spanish black comedy Christmas/apocalypse combo THE DAY OF THE BEAST (1995). There’s a bumbling theology professor, a heavy metal guy on acid, a fake TV prophet, and the looming birth of the Antichrist - what more could you want for your yuletide entertainment (we know we’re 6 weeks late here, just go with it). Let’s save the world this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 30, 2025
We Are Still Here (2015)
Trudging on through this wintry weather, it’s good to know that we’ve got a trio of burnt-up ghosts waiting at home keeping the place nice and toasty for us. This week, we’re snuggling up with the criminally underrated WE ARE STILL HERE (2015), which was released to genre fanfare and immediately forgotten about. It’s a great little film and we hope you like it as much as we do, else old Lassander Dagmar might come boil your brains in your silly little skull. It’s family time on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, January 24, 2025
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
If there’s one thing this show’s hosts love, it’s movies that really peel back the layers of what film schools is truly like. Case in point, 2000’s URBAN LEGEND: FINAL CUT, a tale in which a film professor decides to steal a student’s movie and kill everyone involved so he can have the prize money and not have to be a teacher anymore. Makes total sense, right? This sequel is possibly a hair more believable than the plot of Scream 2, but not by much. Luck for us, we’re very good at suspending our disbelief here on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 16, 2025
Blood Tracks (1985)
A good chunk of us are probably buried under snow right now, so why not grab our skis and hit the slopes? While we’re at it, we might as well crank some obscure 80s Swedish hair metal but be careful - they rock so hard that their music sometimes causes avalanches! It should be fine… What’s worse is there’s a murderous group of Hills Have Eyes knockoffs chilling in the nearby factory and definitely not enough lighting on set to show the viewer who’s killing who. That’s 1985’s BLOOD TRACKS in a nutshell (we think - it was really dark) and we’re digging ourselves out of that fluffy white stuff this week; we may even shovel some snow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 09, 2025
The Gate 2 (1990)
Few horror tropes get our blood pumping quite like a little heavy metal and Satanic panic, so you must be wondering why it took us this long to get to THE GATE 2: THE TRESPASSERS (1990). Well, we don’t have a good answer for that, but we DO have a good reason for picking it now, and it has a lot to do with this baby turning 35 and our recent desire to celebrate such things on the show. Plus there’s a lot of demon poop in this one, which is objectively hilarious. So now we ask you, what would you wish for if you had summoned an 8” demon capable of making it come true (and then turn it into the aforementioned poop)… Quick suggestion, probably avoid getting your drunk dad his pilot job back right out of the gate… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 02, 2025
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)
Our tradition of letting listeners vote on the first movie of the year for us has once again led to the most obvious choice: more kinder trauma! If you’re a millenial and weren’t homeschooled in the late 80s, you were scarred like the rest of us by the visual of Christopher Lloyd’s eyeballs falling out in the family favorite WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? (1988), and we’re here to remind you about it. Welcome to the new year, try not to get dropped in a vat of caustic, toon-killing chemicals, ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 26, 2024
Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
You know what’s crazy? The fact that as of today, Willem Dafoe has now starred in not one, but TWO Nosferatu films. A24’s retelling is now playing in theaters and so we decided now would be a perfect time to discuss a perfect movie about Count Orlock, SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE (2000). You’ve got Dafoe as a vampire playing a vampire in a vampire silent film, and John Malkovich as the myopic director who doesn’t mind a little murder here and there as long as his movie gets made. Is this the most quotable vampire movie of all time? We’re here to argue that it is! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, December 22, 2024
Christian Cringe Preview
Check out Matt's new podcast "Christian Cringe" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, December 20, 2024
Dark Angel (1990)
Gather round, kids - we’ve got a heartwarming story for you about a Christmas long ago (1990) in a magical place called “Houston” where a detective on a mission encounters an alien with an arm-mounted drain snake to create space heroin to take back to his planet. There is also a gang called the White Boys (really!) who dress like finance bros who want to get their hands on that sweet, sweet space heroin too. And as a bonus, the alien has a killer flying CD attack. It’s a lot to process, so sit back and let your uncles Matt, Scott and Kyle tell you all about DARK ANGEL, aka I COME IN PEACE! In the words of whoever greenlit this insane concept, “let it snow, let it snow, let it snow” and we don’t mean the stuff that falls from the sky when it’s cold. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 12, 2024
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
There’s a Friday the 13th in December, so grab your Santa hat and hockey mask because we’re celebrating the holiday with one of the few remaining films from the franchise that hasn’t been covered yet, the 1984 classic FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER! Spoiler alert, it was not the actual final chapter, nor does it occur on a Friday - this is actually Sunday the 15th but really who’s counting? Time for some gratuitous “teen” nudity, Crispin Glover dancing, and some sweet, sweet Savini gore. Who’s ready to go skinny dipping in Crystal Lake? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 05, 2024
Watcher in the Woods (1980)
December is an month chock FULL of kindertrauma, so what better way to kick it off than get lost in the fever dream Disney classic THE WATCHER IN THE WOODS (1980)? The trailer seemed to pop up on every 80s-era live action Disney VHS and scarred an entire generation of kids who are now all grown up and doing podcasts… Plus it’s got Bette Davis in it! Kyle even went the extra mile and got the original sci-fi ending over to Matt and Scott so they could also enjoy how wild this film’s first cut was before the studio wimped out. Name a stray dog after a missing girl’s name backwards, it’s Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 28, 2024
Man's Best Friend (1993)
Imagine a new take on Frankenstein’s Monster, but instead of it being a human… it’s a dog. And instead of it being horror, it’s almost pure comedy. Congrats, you’ve successfully pitched MAN’S BEST FRIEND (1993) to a cigar-smoking movie exec hopped up on enough nose candy to greenlight it! This is a very strange movie, and could only have been created in that golden age of horror between the end of second-wave slashers in the early 90s before SCREAM revitalized the genre. They were really scraping for ideas, so a Cujo-meets-Robocop was just the ticket apparently. That said, this movie is an absolute blast… as long as you’ve got your rabies shot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 21, 2024
Dollman vs Demonic Toys (1993)
Why Full Moon didn’t do a compilation called Short Movies For Short Monsters, we may never know, but if Chucky Band wants to get in on that IP, he has our number. And if he does come to his senses, we just know he’ll kick off his comp with 1993’s DOLLMAN VS. DEMONIC TOYS. Coming in at a diminutive 64 minute runtime, with at least half of the scenes pulled from DOLLMAN (1991), DEMONIC TOYS (1992) and BAD CHANNELS (1992), this is barely a feature film, but at least it doesn’t overstay its welcome. Get down on our level and see what a foot-high alien cop does when a foul-mouthed baby doll tries to have its way with his girlfriend (also one foot tall). It’s all very confusing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 14, 2024
Shriek of the Mutilated (1974)
When it comes to deciding on titles, no killer yeti movie has ever gone quite as hard as 1974’s SHRIEK OF THE MUTILATED. Come on, that’s bad ass, though the badassery more or less starts and ends at the title, leaving little imagination left for the actual movie it precedes. What follows is a lot of bad acting, a little bit of plot involving college students tracking down a yeti with their professor, and a final scene with more outdated racial stereotypes than you’ve seen all year (hopefully). This one is pure 70s schlock with a surprisingly famous song about popcorn tossed in for good measure. What else would you expect from us at this point? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 07, 2024
Pin (1988)
For some people, Christmas season starts on November 1st, which is legitimately crazy but who are we to yuck Matt’s yum? In honor of the coziest time of year when family is never far, we get familiar with 1988’s guy-talks-to-mannequins classic PIN! This was first discussed in our Reddit Horror Club days, and it was high time it made an appearance on HMN. It’s got enough sleaze to keep even Kyle happy, and Scott went the extra mile and read the book it was adapted from for this episode, so prepare for a double dose of childhood trauma. It’s doctor’s orders! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 31, 2024
Coraline (2009)
Happy Halloween, everybody! As in tradition at Horror Movie Night, we are discussing a kid-friendly horror movie with 2009’s incredible stop-motion CORALINE. Beyond the wonderful story and truly creepy Other Mother, the technical prowess on display throughout this movie is just untouchable. Is this a perfect spooky season offering for the whole family? Let’s use our button eyes to see! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 24, 2024
Halloween II (1981)
It’s almost Halloween, and it’s been a while since we discussed a Michael Myers movie, so why not tackle 1981’s divisive sequel HALLOWEEN II? This fever dream (literally) of a slasher has some fun kills, Donald Pleasance doing the most, and the introduction of the head-scratching explanation that Laurie is actually Michael’s baby sister from the beginning of the first movie. We never really get to move past that in the rest of the Halloween franchise, so we might as well get into on this week’s episode. Also, look at how red the blood is in this one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 17, 2024
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
It’s finally happened… Scott’s lost his head and has run off with the Pickety Witch to SLEEPY HOLLOW (1999)! Celebrating 25 years of sort-of-kid-friendly head trauma, this delightful film is full of blood, humor, and a very problematic cast and director (not you, Christina Ricci, we still love you). Meet us at the Tree of the Dead and we’ll promise not to chew off your tongues when we smooch… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 10, 2024
The Craft (1996) (f/Peter Filardi)
This week, we found our fourth and once we call the corners, we’re gonna make ALL the boys love us! Kyle pulled a string or two and we had the great pleasure of discussing 1996’s THE CRAFT with none other than its writer, Peter Filardi! Listen to hear what Peter’s original ending for the film was, as well as learn about what he and Kyle have been working together on recently. It’s a real October surprise this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 03, 2024
The Guest (2014)
It’s finally October, the best month of the year! How are we kicking things off, by watching a lot of gun violence, of course! That’s right, we’re discussing 2014’s THE GUEST, which is the most Cannon Films movie that wasn’t actually made by Cannon Films. Sure, there’s a lot of guns, but there’s also a huge Halloween 3 nod in the final act so it definitely qualifies as HMN fodder. Welcome to spooky season, never trust Dan Stevens with your Fireball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 26, 2024
Ghostwatch (1992)
Rounding out Listener Submitted Month is an infamous piece of British television history that was almost lost to time until some kind souls brought Mr. Pipes' broadcast seance back from the bin and released 1992’s BBC switcharoo GHOSTWATCH once more! Your always-studious hosts take you through the planning and execution of television’s greatest illusion (sorry David Copperfield), explaining why this tv movie takes the gold when it came to suspending disbelief upon its original airing. Prepare your best Cockney accent as we travel to foggy Londontown on this week’s episode, guv’ner! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 19, 2024
Night Angel (1990)
We’re heating things up this Listener Submitted Month with a sexy slice of succubus - the absolute nuts NIGHT ANGEL (1990)! When Lilith is awoken from her millenia-long dirt nap, her first inclination is to get her freak on… and then make the cover of the most popular fashion mag in LA. Thus begins her reign of sticky terror and even baby-faced Doug Jones isn’t safe from her horniness. Prepare to be fearoused this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 12, 2024
Blue Monkey (1987)
Listener Submitted Month continues with some delightfully weird giant bug horror, 1987’s confusingly-titled BLUE MONKEY! If you’re in the mood for mantis kills and hapless entomologists, this one’s for you. It’s also got a group of sick children that really help move the plot along, for better or worse. Get sick with us on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, September 07, 2024
HMN Replay - Beetlejuice
With Beetlejuice Beetlejuice now out in theaters we thought it'd be fun to re-release our episode on Beetlejuice from way back on Episode 200! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 05, 2024
Forbidden World (1982)
It’s September so you know what that means… Well, maybe you don’t, so let us just go ahead and tell you it’s LISTENER SUBMITTED MONTH YALL and we’re kicking it off with something truly ridiculous - 1982’s Roger Corman Alien ripoff FORBIDDEN WORLD! What better way to get the party started than to take our sexy spaceship to a sexy desert planet where we do sexy things with the sexy ladies while sexy space clarinet plays sexily? Oh, and everyone is getting eviscerated and/or turned into goop by a xenomorph from Temu. It’s all very sexy, you’ll see. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, August 30, 2024
As Above So Below (2014)
Guilt dragging you down? Feeling a bit buried in the day to day? Dying to visit Paris? Then come along as we descend into the Catacombs in search of redemption with 2014’s AS ABOVE SO BELOW. While we don’t do a ton of found footage on the show, this one works more often than most of its peers, likely due to the fact that it had an actual script instead of a bunch of non-actors running around swearing at each other. It also has some great Hell imagery you might not expect from a low-budget FF entry. Let’s dig deep and face our demons together this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 22, 2024
Fright Night Part 2 (1988)
School is back in session and boy does it suck! Our blood pressure is through the roof, do you know any way we could blow off some steam? Ok ok, enough vampire puns - we’re discussing Tommy Lee Wallace’s delightfully fun FRIGHT NIGHT PART II (1988) and just can’t believe how little love this movie gets. Hopefully our appreciation for it rubs off on you and resurrects your desire to give it another viewing. And if it doesn’t, well, guess we’ll have to eat these roses all ourselves… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, August 19, 2024
Kyle Interviews the Team Behind Ganymede
Kyle sits down with Colby Holt (Co-Director/Writer) and Sam Probst (Co-Director/Editor) of the recently released queer horror film Ganymede, available on VOD now. We talk about the real-life horror of anti-queer rhetoric, what being a married co-directing couple is like, and hosting a premiere party with drag queen legends among many other things. Ganymede: After a small-town wrestling star develops a crush on an openly gay classmate, he is stalked by a grotesque creature that invades his thoughts as he navigates his feelings and struggles to live up to his legacy-obsessed family. Ganymede is now available on VOD.Instagram: @ganymede_movie@colbysaycheeseplease@samprobst Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 15, 2024
Alien 3 (1992)
On the eve of a new Alien sequel, we decide to check in on the franchise’s first financial bomb, 1992’s ALIEN3. Matt might have watched the nearly 2 hour theatrical cut, but Scott and Kyle went big with the “assembly cut” which comes out to a whopping 145 minute runtime and we can all safely say that neither had any reason for running longer than a tight 90. While this film is incredibly divisive amongst Alien fans, none of us have a xenodog in the fight, so we can be a bit more even-keeled in our review of a beautifully-shot but somewhat underwhelming scifi horror. Let’s get spaced! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 08, 2024
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
We’ll admit, there are a lot of pointless and unnecessary remakes in the world. We will also admit that we’re not particularly fond of the zombie genre to begin with, but all that said, we can ALSO admit that Tom Savini’s NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1990) is pretty damn good! Beyond some of the specific changes made to the storyline, this seems like a pretty standard, run-of-the-mill remake. While it IS that, it’s also got a ton of interesting history to be discussed, which we dig into in this episode. Did you catch the gravedigging joke there? Just wanted to make sure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 01, 2024
Dark Waters (1994)
Did you know that there’s more lurking in the briny deep than killer fish, octopi and alien crustaceans? Sometimes, there’s also a seaside convent hiding demonic secrets and a lot of bad ADR, as exemplified by 1994’s DARK WATERS. In a turn of events which surprised no one, Scott picked this Lovecraftian nunsploitation fever dream, replete with odd dialogue, chum-eating weirdos and an incredibly convoluted storyline. All that to say, it’s perfect for the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 25, 2024
Tentacles (1977)
You could say we’re pretty thirsty this summer, seeing as how we can’t get enough water…based horror movies, that is! We’re heading back to the deep end with 1977’s cephalopod spree TENTACLES. Of the JAWS ripoffs, this one is pretty entertaining, and certainly brings its own panache to the screen while remaining a bit of a time capsule in a loving way. Hope you like hugs, because these eight slimy arms are ready to squeeze you tight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, July 19, 2024
Twister (1995) - EXCLUSIVE PATREON EPISODE
With the release of Twisters we decided to release our Patreon episode of the original movie that we recorded back in April at Creature Feature Weekend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 18, 2024
Orphan (2009)
If you thought last week’s pick was grimy, strap in for this week as we clumsily navigate the incredibly socially tone-deaf ORPHAN (2009). Just to get this out of the way, this is objectively a very well-made movie, and both Vera Farmiga and Isabelle Fuhrman shine in their roles… but this is a very uncomfortable movie. The concept of a murderous adult orphan with proportional dwarfism and narcissistic psychopathy is a hard pill to swallow, and that doesn’t even brush the surface of the titular character’s, um, romantic proclivities (thankfully more implied than anything else but still). This movie is late-2000s horror to a bloody T so you just know we were squirming the whole time. Come join our family, why don’t you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 11, 2024
Devil Fish (1984)
It’s been a long time coming, but your aquatic explorers here at Horror Movie Night have uncovered a genetically-engineered prehistoric fish with freaking tentacles on its butt and it’s not too happy about being made by some horny scientist and his boss’s cheating wife (they were going to make a fortune off of this somehow, but get killed before they quite figure out how). Long story short, we’re talking about Lamberto Bava’s DEVIL FISH (1984), aka MONSTER SHARK, aka DEVOURING WAVES, aka MONSTER FROM THE RED OCEAN, aka SHARK: RED IN THE WATER. We don’t know why it needed so many names, but this goofy Italian sci-fi horror has so many twists that it’s more than a giant killer fish movie, bleeding into giallo and exploitation at times. It needs to be seen to be believed, but we still try our best to convey just how wild this one is! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, July 05, 2024
Creature Feature Trivia Live Episode with Camp Nightmare
We recorded this at Creature Feature Weekend LIVE with our friends at Camp Nightmare! I hope you have fun with it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Thu, July 04, 2024
Best of Year 9
We are as shocked as you are that we've been at this for 9 years! Enjoy some clips from some of our favorite moments from Episodes 401-450 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 27, 2024
Blood Beach (1980)
Tis the season for aquatic horror, but before we dive in headfirst, we need to dip our toes in on the edge of the beach… the BLOOD BEACH (1980). Is it a monster movie? Is it a cop procedural? Is the monster actually an alien dropped by a spaceship that you only get to see in the Japanese cut of the film?? We have more questions than answers on this one, but there’s a certain charm to its absurdity. Clam up, why dontcha, we’re trying to talk about movies here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 20, 2024
Opera (1987)
Back to back Italian horrors? Is this HMN becoming a group of cultured individuals? Well, let’s not go that far, it’s still Argento deep in his heavy metal horror era, but OPERA (1987) might just be his most well-executed film (pun very much intended). And you know, for a movie with a title evoking classical music, it’s almost entirely underscored by metal, which is kind of hilarious in its own right. This was a surprising treat to watch and discuss, so put on your coattails, we’re getting fancy this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, June 18, 2024
Kyle and Jordan Miller of Camp Nightmare Talk to Tommy Lee Wallace at Creature Feature Weekend
This chat was recorded on April 20th at Creature Feature Weekend. Definitely check out Jordan's podcast Camp Nightmare! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, June 15, 2024
Hysteria Fest 2024 Preview with Paul Hibbard
Kyle chats with filmmaker and festival programmer Paul Hibbard to rundown the films playing at Hysteria Fest, a three-day film festival in St. Louis, taking place June 27-30, 2024. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 13, 2024
The Church (f/Jordan Morris)
It’s time for some religious horror, which coincides with a guest who’s new graphic novel also sees humans fighting demons - what are the odds? We are joined by comedian, writer and all-around swell guy Jordan Morris for our discussion of the insane (not) Demons 3, Dario Argento and Michele Soavi’s THE CHURCH (1989). Beyond its amazingly strange plot and set pieces (even for Italian horror standards), this film also bears the distinction of destroying the relationship between Argento and Soavi. There’s also a sick fish monster that pops out of a bowl of holy water and eats some dude’s face. Jordan’s new book YOUTH GROUP drops this month and is the perfect second half of this week’s discussion - get your holies rollin' with the monastic men of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 06, 2024
The Crater Lake Monster (1977)
Oh look, another Nessie knockoff - who could have ever expected Matt would continue his reign of terror upon his cohosts with more brachiosaurus monster movies? This week, it’s the 1977 headscratcher CRATER LAKE MONSTER, replete with a total of zero day-to-night transitions and a pair of bumbling alcoholics for both comedic relief AND dramatic impact. While it may be a bit much to say this one has to be seen to be believed, it really is a singularly odd film and therefore perfect for the show. Wanna rent one of the alcoholics' boats with us? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, May 31, 2024
Supernova (2000)
Deep space: where you’ll see a lot of purple stuff. Also a bunch of murder. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the jock in Can’t Hardly Wait is out of his gourd on a spaceship killing people over a galaxy-destroying McGuffin, then look no further than SUPERNOVA (2000), which somehow also had James Spader, Angela Bassett and freaking Francis Ford Coppola attached to it, what? This absolute goose egg waste of $90 million has aged like milk and we’re here to make it into astronaut ice cream for you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 23, 2024
Final Destination (2000)
This week on the podcast we go back to the start of the new millenium with one of the most iconic horror franchises of the last two decades. The fact that Final Destination is such a massive series makes it all the more confusing that the person who picked it this week did so because they had never seen it and was curious about it! So hide the steak knives, beware of train trains and consider driving instead of flying because this week we're watching Final Destination! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 16, 2024
The Strangers: Prey At Night (2018)
“Why are you guys discussing The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)?” ”Why not?” This pick definitely breaks the formula for our show, as it’s sort of a home invasion thriller and is less than a decade old, but with the new Strangers prequel is coming out this weekend, we decided it was worth taking a stab at. Thankfully, our assumptions were correct and this movie is due way more praise within the genre than it got upon release! While it starts out as your run-of-the-mill home invasion, it quickly ramps up into wild meta-slasher territory and the ride is definitely worth the price of admission. Come with us to the trailer park and get revenge on the weirdos who hacked up our aunt and uncle on this week’s episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 09, 2024
Reptilicus (1961)
Semi-obscure giant monster movie? Definitely a Matt pick. But THIS time, it’s Denmark’s one and only monster production, REPTILICUS (1961)! The Danes really thought they were going to usurp Japan with their miniatures tech, and the world looked on with something resembling interest at the proceedings. It’s a fun time capsule, and has a lot to love in it, but spoiler alert, it did not lead to a run on Danish-made kaiju movies with superior miniatures. At least we get some cutting-edge green slime wipes when Reptilicus sneezes on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 02, 2024
The Mummy (1999)
The weather is getting nicer so now is the perfect time to rip the sleeves off your safari shirts and yell “SUN’S OUT, GUNS OUT!” With that kind of brashness in mind, we go swimming in the sandy seas of the Sahara with Brendan Frasier and Rachel Weisz in 1999’s THE MUMMY. If this movie doesn’t get your bi panic going, you might just be a reanimated corpse who gets a charge out of puking beetles on your foes. However you get your jollies, your HMN hosts are here to keep your camels from spitting on you during this newest episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, April 30, 2024
The Chucky / Child's Play Mega-Episode
Since the Season 3 finale of Chucky airs tomorrow night we compiled all the previous episodes where we talked about the infamous killer doll! This Mega-Episode compiles: Episode 203: Child's Play 2 Episode 257: Child's Play 3 Episode 295: Bride of Chucky In Theaters Now: Child's Play (2019) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 25, 2024
Dagon (2001)
It can be hard to separate the artist from the art, especially when it comes to raging douchebags like Lovecraft, but it’s a lot easier when your trusted friend Stuart Gordon takes the helm and sails you into the choppy waters of human/cephalopod hybrids who want to bang their brothers. We dove into DAGON (2000) and thoroughly enjoyed the weirdness (which is also pretty faithful to the source material) while being realistic about how poorly the CGI has aged in this one. Hope you’re not a land lubber, because this week we need all hands on deck for another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 18, 2024
The Nest (1988)
Some movies are destined to not live up to their insane poster art… You would think a poster of a scantily-clad woman being attacked by a 5-foot bug would be a tough promise to deliver upon, but THE NEST (1988) gets surprisingly close and is a pretty solid little flick. It’s got silly characters, improbable situations, some humor and a TON of goop and gore, and we had a blast watching and discussing it this week! It’s time to exterminate your apprehension about a somewhat forgotten creature feature on another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 11, 2024
King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963)
This week on the podcast, we discuss the 1963 film "King Kong vs. Godzilla." This team-up film completely changed the direction of the entire Godzilla franchise and also gave King Kong a boost in the mainstream. Even in 2024, another Godzilla and King Kong movie has come out, proving the long-lasting power these titans have when pitted against each other! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 04, 2024
Ghostbusters (1984)
Well we’ve made it 450 episodes without our eyes melting out of our heads so that must indicate some supernatural influence on the podcast… As an offering to the androgynous Outer Gods, we go way out of our comfort zone and discuss the universally-beloved GHOSTBUSTERS (1984), in which a group of out-of-work scientists almost blow up NYC while an Eric Stolz lookalike just tries to do his job. That’s the plot of this one, right? Oh and there’s Rick Moranis so you can’t go wrong. Happy 9 years to us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 28, 2024
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)
Not at horror franchises are built the same, and Phantasm is pretty hit or miss as a rule, but you really have to hand it to Don Coscarelli for doing what he wants, how he wants, regardless of how absurd Reggie Bannister gets or how much studio meddling he has to deal with to make his movies. PHANTASM III: LORD OF THE DEAD (1993) picks up right where its predecessor leaves off but somehow makes even less sense than the original film. While the plot may be inscrutable and most of the acting atrocious, there’s a lot of charm in PHANTASM III as well as a lot of yellow mustard, so you know we had a good time watching and discussing regardless of how much headscratching occurred throughout. Hop in the hearse, there’s plenty of room for everybody! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 21, 2024
Spring (2014)
Ah spring, the season of when every wild animal is trying to get laid. Of course that means that shape-changing, immortal chimera hotties in Italy are on the prowl for clueless American expats too. If you haven’t guessed, we’re talking the incredible Benson & Moorhead film SPRING (2014) this week and we definitely have a heart-on for this one. If you want to put the Love in Lovecraftian, this is the movie to do it. Swipe right, cuties! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, March 16, 2024
Sneak Peek of YA-OK
Matt Kelly never slows down on producing podcasting and he has yet another one! Enjoy this little preview of the newest episode of Matt's new podcast YA-OK. Subscribe to the show if you like what you hear! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 14, 2024
Leprechaun 2 (1994) (f/Taylor Morden)
Do you like bad wordplay and some questionable cultural representations in your seasonally-appropriate horror? Then boy do we have a franchise for you! LEPRECHAUN 2 (1994) is neither the best nor worst entry in the series, but it certainly IS an entry in the series, so you get us trying to outdrink Warwick Davis in a St. Paddy’s iced tea chugging contest. While it’s no Leprechaun Goes to Vegas (part 3) but it’s still better than anything after Leprechaun in Space, which we have ALSO discussed, so all in all, let’s call this a win. Erin go bragh! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 07, 2024
The Sword & the Sorcerer (1982)
Once again we are back to being Fantasy Movie Night! This time discussing the Albert Pyun cult classic The Sword and the Sorcerer! The film is as gooey and occasionally gory as you could ever want a Horror Movie Night pick to be but you still need to sit through an hour of political nonsense in the middle. Or… you can just listen to your favorite podcast talk about the good parts only! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 29, 2024
Madman (1981)
On another episode of “We Really Didn’t Remember This One Correctly,” Scott chose a supposedly summer-based camp slasher that actually takes place in November and decided to have the episode come out at the end of February. Not his finest moment, but the bar is pretty low when discussing something as beige as MADMAN (1981). Blissfully short compared to last week’s movie but still too long for its own good, the real stars are the kill scenes, which barely make up for the long stretches of slow-walking and exposition but sometimes that’s just how it goes. Let us tell you campfire stories this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 22, 2024
Toxic Avenger Part II (1989)
If your childhood was anything like ours, your first exposure to The Toxic Avenger was a cartoon so when you visited a house with cable and saw Toxie on screen, you assumed it was lighthearted and not a total gorefest, and then when Toxie began killing henchmen in gruesome ways, you almost got sick. Yep, totally normal thing that happened to us all. In the spirit of kinder trauma, we’re discussing THE TOXIC AVENGER PART II (1989), aka Toxie Goes to Japan! Yeah it’s a 2 hour long low budget splatter slapstick, but it has somehow aged better than literally anything Trey Parker and Matt Stone have done so it’s got that going for it… If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 15, 2024
My Demon Lover (1987)
We’re a day late with our Valentine, and that’s not even the worst part… The worst part is that it’s a singing candygram delivered by a guy we found on the NYC subway who definitely doesn’t know how to play saxophone (the most erotic instrument) and smells like a dumpster. But he apparently has a heart of gold, even though he eventually bangs your friend and then gaslights you about it saying it was a selfless act to rid him of his curse. MY DEMON LOVER (1987) is a confusing mess, and thinks it’s way funnier than it really is, but damn if there aren’t some shockingly gruesome effects sprinkled throughout. Be ours anyway? If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, February 11, 2024
Kyle Talks to the Team Behind Stranger In The Woods
Kyle chats with Holly Kenny (Writer, “Olivia”) and Brendin Brown (“Sam”) about their upcoming thriller STRANGER IN THE WOODS. Five friends opt for some R&R at a family cabin in the woods, only to be put at perpetual unease by the cabin’s owner. We discuss their connection to the genre, the development of this film, and the recipe for a successful and gratifying on-set experience, even when the film content is heavyyyyy. On February 14, STRANGER IN THE WOODS will be available to rent or buy on Apple TV, Amazon, and all other major VOD providers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 08, 2024
It Follows (2014)
It’s the most romantic month of the year, so of course we need to talk about STDemons and you on this week’s episode! It’s been a decade since IT FOLLOWS (2014) was released and therefore finally old enough to discuss, replete with praise for the look and feel of the film as well as the genius behind a monster that you get from doing sex stuff. We still aren’t sure if condoms will save you, or if the Follower requires some sort of penetration, or if a little innocent hand action will put you on its hit list, so probably the best thing to do is just let your naughty bits atrophy and live a life of loneliness and shame. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 01, 2024
Amityville Dollhouse (1996)
If there’s one thing we here at Horror Movie Night know, it’s that if you find a possibly-cursed item in the creepy shed of your new house, you should definitely gift it to your young child and pray it doesn’t bring your stepson’s deceased father back from the grave for revenge. Is that too specific or can you extract some sort of life lesson from it? Either way, we’re back in the most haunted town in America with AMITYVILLE DOLLHOUSE (1996) and it’s truly impressive the amount of blood they’ve squeezed from this stone. Between the ugly lamps and ominous clocks, it’s a wonder there’s any remaining furniture in the original house… Feel bad the next sucker to buy it for a steal (because we all know murder houses are way cheaper). If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 25, 2024
Cathy's Curse (1977)
This week on the podcast, we are once again at the mercy of Kyle’s weird 70s obsession. We are discussing the micro-budget evil doll/possessed little girl movie, Cathy’s Curse, from 1977. Join us as we get drunk with a toddler and let snakes crawl all over us because it’s Horror Movie Night. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 18, 2024
Beyond the Door III (1989)
If you’re wondering whether we’ve discussed runaway trains on this show already, the answer is yes, but nothing compares to the ride you’ll get on the BEYOND THE DOOR III (1989) Express! Absurdity, folk horror and head trauma are our destinations this week and that doesn’t even take into consideration the toy train scenes. If you haven’t watched this one yet, do yourself a favor and stream it on Shudder then listen to us choo-choo its praises on this week’s show! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, January 12, 2024
A Chat with Destroy All Neighbors Director Josh Forbes
Matt was given the chance to talk to Josh Forbes who is the mastermind behind the new shudder exclusive Destroy All Neighbors! This throwback to the splat-stick genre of the late 80s/early 90s is essential watching to anyone who's a fan of Horror Movie Night! Check out the movie which is now available on Shudder! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 11, 2024
Scream 2 (1998)
Are all horror sequels drained of logic, like the blood of each batch of dumb teens hanging from the pointy end of a killer’s weapon of choice? Is it made more palatable if said sequel looks directly into the camera and says, “we get it, but also know what you want and we’re here to give you your fix, you little freak”? These are the kinds of questions we ask ourselves as we head to college with Sidney Prescott in SCREAM 2 (1997) as she tries to outrun her past by choosing the least likely major for someone who hates the spotlight: theater! Does it still hold up to Matt’s high expectations, or is will it be hazed to death by it’s fraternity brothers? Find out on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 04, 2024
The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)
We kick off the new year with the oldest movie we've ever covered thanks to Kyle. You may be shocked by this pick, usually old black and white movies are exclusively reserved for the Kelly brothers but we're sure Kyle had a reason to pick this one! If nothing else we get interesting performances from Universal legends Lon Chaney Jr. and Bela Lugosi when we discuss THE GHOST OF FRANKENSTEIN! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 28, 2023
Batman: The Movie (1966)
Holy 1960s cultural commentary, we tallied the votes from our annual Black Friday listener poll and watched BATMAN: THE MOVIE (1966) as our last movie of the year. It’s a solid little time capsule to when the campy caped crusader was at the top of his spandex-y game but it definitely takes a specific palate to truly enjoy this one in modern times. Not saying that all Batman content needs to be a ultra-gloomy as Bale’s or Pattinson’s portrayals, but there’s a lotta slapstick to wade through here… Join us for our final discussion of 2023 or else the puns and rhyming will never stop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 21, 2023
Feeders 2: Slay Bells (1998)
It’s been a long year of HMN naughtiness, so in order to get back in Santa’s good favor and still get some sweet holiday loot in our stocking, we’re taking one for the team and watching an utterly stupid Christmas movie that was shot on video, starring the writer/director, his kids and the worst alien stick props you’ve ever seen. If you haven’t guessed already, we’re talking FEEDERS 2: SLAY BELLS (1998), the completely inane sequel to the Blockbuster-approved direct-to-video “hit” FEEDERS (1996). This might be the worst thing we’ve ever watched on the show (don’t listen to Matt’s opinion, he’s crazy), so you better appreciate the pain we went through for this one. Happy holidays from everyone at Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 14, 2023
The Slayer (1982)
It’s almost Christmas, so what better way to celebrate than to take a puddlejumper to a remote, deserted island AirBnB with your overbearing husband, overbearing brother and his overbearing wife? Absolutely NOTHING bad could happen in this scenario! Yup, definitely not foreshadowed by a solid harbinger (also the guy who flew you to the island and gave you the chance to leave not once, but twice) or the overall creepy atmosphere of the place… I guess sometimes we can’t escape our destiny, especially when said destiny is being torn apart by a horrific monster dripping in bloody pus like the protagonist in THE SLAYER (1982). Get in the holiday spirit with the HMN elves this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 07, 2023
Watchers 3 (1994)
It’s the mid-90s on a chilly Friday night and your mom brandishes a familiar blue-and-yellow VHS case at you as the frozen pizza cooks in the oven. Did she rent Predator like you’ve been begging her to do for a month? Well no, she explains, they were out of Predator, but they did have the next best thing: WATCHERS 3 (1994)! Pop that bad boy into the VCR and see just how bad fighting a rubber suit monster in the jungle on a shoestring budget can look because dammit, Momma tried. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Donate to the Geekscape Holiday Charity: https://support.mentornj.org/campaigns/27203-2023-geekscape-live-stream-for-big-brothers-big-sisters?fbclid=IwAR3SyAka3WY7Ltc_mhK8kEKp8ABvT0tIuQxyASrP3-kW-BS5buOUx8xDagQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 30, 2023
Humongous (1982)
When we look back at the questionable films Kyle has subjected us to (there are a lot), this week’s may come close to the top of the list for its suuuuuuper rough first 5 minutes, followed by another rough 80 minutes of insufferable people walking around an island taking trash on each other. HUMONGOUS (1982) is a real big flop of a movie with a great poster. The unlikable (talentless) cast does eventually get offed by a barely-seen mutant man-child, but at what cost to our sanity? Find out this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Donate to the Geekscape Holiday Charity: 2023 Geekscape Live Stream for Big Brothers Big Sisters Fundraising Campaign for Big Brothers Big Sisters of Coastal & Northern New Jersey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 23, 2023
Addams Family Values (1993)
This week we are celebrating Thanksgiving AND the 30 year anniversary of Addams Family Values. This sequel is arguably one of the rare sequels that’s as good if not a little better than the original movie! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Donate to the Geekscape Holiday Charity: 2023 Geekscape Live Stream for Big Brothers Big Sisters Fundraising Campaign for Big Brothers Big Sisters of Coastal & Northern New Jersey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 16, 2023
Thinner (1996)
We’re so close to Thanksgiving and worked our way through all the Cannibal Woopsies worth watching so this week Scott has us dig into a different food based movie, THINNER. This Tom Holland adaptation of Stephen King’s dumbest Bachman Book is absolutely one of the worst King adaptations out there. You’re lucky we love you. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 09, 2023
Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)
On another episode of Not-Quite-Horror Movie Night, our fearless leader Matt takes us on a trip through time and space to a place where everyone is significantly hairier than we already are. But not on the surface, rather BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES (1970) where the weird telepaths hang out. Just be careful not to touch their quartz-encrusted bomb controls, they HATE that… If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 02, 2023
Tequila Body Shots (2000)
Much like the behavior one would expect at a college party when the peer pressure is stronger than your better judgment, your hosts caved to the Patrons in our Slack chat and are gulping down TEQUILA BODY SHOTS (1999). Spoiler alert, they taste like salty regret and stomach juice. We’d never call ourselves experts in how to drink booze, but this is most definitely not how one does a body shot. That is, unsurprisingly, the least incorrect idea presented in this movie, so strap in for quite the headache after this week’s bender of a Dia de los Muertos episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, October 31, 2023
Halloween Candy Swap
Happy Halloween from Horror Movie Night! Enjoy this bonus episode where Kyle, Scott and Matt try to swap out fictional candy to get their perfect Halloween Night Haul! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 26, 2023
Halloweentown (1998)
HMN’s Halloween tradition of picking a family-friendly movie for the holiday continues as we travel all the way to HALLOWEENTOWN (1998) in a flying bus that definitely needs a tune-up… While this one may be a staple in a large swath of America’s October rotation, your hosts sort of missed having it as a part of their childhoods. Does this leave us lacking the nostalgia to fully enjoy it, or are our viewing experiences untainted by memories of the Disney Channel’s heyday? You be the judge on this wholesomely spooky episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, October 20, 2023
The Convent (2000)
On a totally not-blasphemous episode of the show, your HMN hosts take you on a black light body fluid-soaked trip to THE CONVENT (1999) and live to tell the tale! This forgotten gem has gotten new life thanks to Shudder and we’re here to spread the gospel of possessed nuns, Monty Python-inspired Satanists, and Adrienne Barbeau chainsmoking her way through every scene. If this hasn’t already sold you on the movie, maybe our discussion of it will - listen wherever you get your pods! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 12, 2023
Friday the 13th V: A New Beginning
We got a Friday the 13th in October this year so you KNOW Matt had to pull the trigger on his favorite (?) of the franchise, FRIDAY THE 13TH PART V: A NEW BEGINNING (1985)! Also known as “the one without Jason,” this movie is pretty divisive in the horror community - as well as between your HMN hosts. There’s a lot to unpack and we’re not even going to camp this time around, so strap in and just enjoy the ride. We’re off to the nuthouse this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 05, 2023
The Fear (1995)
It’s finally October and we’re here… for THE FEAR! This strange 1995 blend of psychological slasher and killer mannequin on the loose is a great time capsule to a time without cellphones but plenty of Christmas theme parks. Take it from us, if you ever get invited to a remote cabin to talk about what scares you, just politely decline and you won’t end up strangled in the attic on top of a pile of possibly-imaginary money. Easy! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 28, 2023
Hack-O-Lantern (1988)
As Listener Submitted Month comes to a close and October begins, we felt compelled to watch something very Halloween-coded. This was perhaps not our best decision, because HACK O LANTERN (1988) is pretty much objectively a terrible movie… While there IS an inexplicable heavy metal music video scene, there is also no murderous jack-o-lantern-faced killer to be seen, so we would’ve felt a bit ripped off if we hadn’t watched it for free on our reliable friend TUBI. Get into the spooky spirit a week early with us and watch out for girls with pentagram tattoos/brands on their buttcheeks! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 21, 2023
The Keep (1983)
Some things never go out of style… like watching Nazis get disintegrated by an evil cosmic entity. Bonus points for the big bad looking like En Sabah Nur (that’s Apocalypse for you normal people out there) and a fantastic albeit forgotten Tangerine Dream soundtrack. We’re moving along with Listener Submitted Month by taking a visit to THE KEEP (1983) and we hope you like tangents cuz boy we got a surplus of them this week! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 14, 2023
The Night Killer (1990)
Much like Aperol, Italian horror can be a bit of an acquired taste, but this week’s listener submission is anything but… Claudio Fragasso’s NIGHT KILLER (1990) is 100% pure HMN fuel, featuring a rubber mask killer, a “hysteric” female lead, psychosexual Stockholm Syndrome, and even a bit of the Curse of Thorn energy if you look hard enough at it. It’s always a blast when we come across forgotten treasures like this, and we can forgive the rest of this month’s picks if only because this one was such a fun watch! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 07, 2023
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Some movies we discuss are very superficial: kills, nudity, profanity and poor life decisions, but others ask the big questions in life, like “Who made who? Who made you?” That’s right, we’re gassing up the big rig and hitting the highway blasting AC/DC with Stephen King’s one and only directorial outing, MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986). While a vocal minority of fans swear it was ghost-directed by George Romero, we know who was really behind the camera… Cocaine. This is about par for the course for Listener Submitted Month, so prepare yourself for 4 weeks of this kind of high-brow discussion on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 31, 2023
Girlfriend From Hell (1989)
It’s always comforting to watch a movie from decades ago where there are clueless dudes with no game, it makes your hosts feel so seen… This week, we’re bathing in Axe body spray in preparation for our date with the GIRLFRIEND FROM HELL (1989) and we have a good feeling that we may even get to hold hands tonight! Just keep her away from the tequila, we’ve heard it can lead us into temptation. Wine is totally cool though. Let’s party like it’s Rocco’s birthday on a devilish new episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 24, 2023
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Ya boys here at HMN love a wild horror sequel, and we’re dragging you down to the labyrinth with us this week as we gush (blood) about the 35-year anniversary of HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER ll (1988). There’s a lot to love here and we try our best to cover as much as we can while still getting lost in the maze while we’re chased by Cenobites. Become transfigured with us on a new episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 17, 2023
Freddy Vs. Jason (2003)
One of the hazards of the job as a horror movie podcast is that sometimes you’re forced to discuss especially divisive films featuring beloved slasher icons doing really dumb stuff. No matter what you say, you’re going to upset a large swath of horror fans. With that said, we’re probably going to upset everybody this week since we’re talking FREDDY VS. JASON (2003). It looks every bit of early 00s and much of the dialogue has aged like milk, so hold your nose for this one! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 10, 2023
Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil (2010)
This week we are reflecting on one of the best meta comedies in horror history; but how does it hold up 13 years later? Is it tamer than we recalled it being? Is it as funny as we remembered and why hasn't Tyler Labine become a bigger name? If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 03, 2023
Jaws 2 (1978)
The tides of summer are beginning to ebb, but we’re still partying on the beach with our friends, drinking our dad’s skunky beer and getting chased by a slasher in the water who is also a shark. It’s a Matt pick in the summer, so here we are talking JAWS 2 (1978)! The slasher genre owes this one a major debt, and we plumb the depths of our collective knowledge to illustrate this point. Get on your floaties and let’s get wet this week on Horror Move Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 27, 2023
Deadly Blessing (1981)
You know what the world needs more of? Religious nuts who kill non-believers because they think they’re all possessed by a demonic incubus that plans to corrupt their creepy little farm cult. Or a bag of potato chips that doesn’t cost $6, whatever is more feasible… Anyway, we’re talking Wes Craven’s Hallmark slasher about murderous Amish, 1981’s DEADLY BLESSING and if you guessed that Kyle picked it, you’d be correct! If Children of the Corn is too intense for you, this drama with a little bit of stabby-stab might be just what your pastor ordered. Lettuce pray. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, July 25, 2023
Jonathan London Interviews 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' writer Costa Dillon at SDCC 2023
While running the Geekscape Booth at San Diego Comic Con 2023, our neighbors at Atomic Toybox happened to have Costa Dillon the writer of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes so we asked him for an interview. Jonathan's interview is part of the Day 2 episode at SDCC but with his permission we also decided to release it on Horror Movie Night feed. Get more interviews like this one from Jonathan by subscribing to Geekscape on any podcasting app. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 20, 2023
Phantom of the Mall (1989)
Well, we were supposed to have the new mall’s grand opening on Fourth of July, but the security guards kept ending up slaughtered so we’re a little behind schedule… If it’s any consolation, Pauly Shore is at the froyo stand dishing out sweet treats! What started with Phantom of the Paradise, then Robert Englund’s Phantom of the Opera, continues with the deliciously cheesy PHANTOM OF THE MALL: ERIC’S REVENGE (1989) and somehow the plot attempts to make the viewer guess whether it really is Eric who’s been doing all the killing… Spoiler if the title didn’t give it away, but yeah, it’s Eric. Let’s go to the mall, today! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 13, 2023
Jason & the Argonauts (1963)
It’s Hot Spartan Summer and your pasty hosts are ditching the New Balances for sandals and going on an epic, pantheon-approved adventure to find an animal skin that we definitely don’t plan to melt down and turn into gold swag chains. This week, we’re casting off with the Ray Harryhausen stop-motion classic JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS (1963) and not even a giant bronze statue can stop us (he’s a total dick). Let’s go fight some reanimated skeletons on a brand new episode of Horror (well, more Fantasy) Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 06, 2023
Broken Lizard's Club Dread (2004)
Summer of Slashers is in full swing as we tan our cans at Coconut Pete’s Coconut Beach Resort… but the dopey employees are getting murdered left and right! Who will serve us fruity drinks and give us oddly erotic massages? Come with us as we uncover the mystery of CLUB DREAD (2004), a pretty bad Broken Lizard movie that is made watchable by our man Bill Paxton’s Jimmy Buffett impression and not much else. Who could’ve expected Kyle to inflict this on his unsuspecting cohosts? Definitely not Matt and Scott even though they egged him on in last week’s episode. Some people never learn. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, July 04, 2023
Best of Year 8
Can you believe it's been 8 years of Horror Movie Night?! This years best of episode features clips from 351-400 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 29, 2023
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
It's almost 4th of July so let's return to the I Know.... franchise with a very strange movie and the person who picked it is up to a controversial debate! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 22, 2023
Blades (1989)
Ahhhh, the sweet smell of freshly-mowed grass… Don’t you love it? Grassblood, the scent of a summer afternoon! But what’s that buzzing coming from the golf course… oh my god, it’s a possessed mower bent on human carnage! Only the fine folks at Troma Entertainment would take the risk of bringing an insane script like BLADES (1989) to life - one that perfectly mirrors JAWS throughout. And you best believe Matt breaks it all down for us this week on the show! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 15, 2023
Deepstar Six (1989)
Longtime listeners (and probably even casual ones) know how much we love some aquatic horror, and this week is no exception as we plumb the depths for monstrous crabs with DEEPSTAR SIX (1989). While this one suffers from serious pacing issues - the first 45min is basically pointless - but once the Depladon rears its barnacle-y head and levels its googly eyestalks at you, it’s pure salty joy. Grab the sunscreen and Dramamine, we’re hitting the water this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 08, 2023
Psycho 2 (1983)
The horror sequel you waited 20 years for… and then another 8 years of HMN picks for us to finally discuss… the better-than-expected PSYCHO II (1983)! While it apparently wasn’t a ton of fun to make the movie, it’s a surprisingly effective return to the Bates Motel as Norman has been released from prison and just wants to flip some burgers and drink some milk. But is his return to his childhood home going to make him kill again? Listen and find out! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 01, 2023
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn (1987)
No more teachers, no more books… except the Necronicom Ex-Mortis! School’s out for summer, and that means one thing for Scott: it’s time to enjoy the godfather of all “fighting inanimate objects” movies, EVIL DEAD 2 (1987). Instead of trivia and plot dissection, this week is pure nostalgia tangents, so let’s head out to the cabin in the woods and pop some champagne with your boyfriends in Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, May 26, 2023
Class of Nuke'em High (1986)
High school can be a radioactive wasteland, especially when your water pipes connect directly to the nuclear power plant down the road… That’s just life in Tromaville, displayed proudly in this week’s movie - CLASS OF NUKE ‘EM HIGH (1986)! If you didn’t get enough gooey fist fights in The Toxic Avenger, then boy do we have a film for you. Also, there’s 3/4 of a super sick-looking reptile monster in the last 20 minutes. And biker punks. It’s Troma, let’s goooooo! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, May 19, 2023
The Sentinel (1977)
Sometimes we daydream about the people that watched Rosemary’s Baby and thought, “the world could use another NYC brownstone filled with evil geriatrics” and then got the funding to hire an ensemble cast (before or after their Hollywood careers) to make 1977’s THE SENTINEL. It’s not a great movie, but if it was, we’d have nothing to talk about, so Kyle understood the assignment this week. Pull up a chair and dust off your nun habit, it’s another week of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 11, 2023
Paganini Horror (1988)
Are we talking about a killer sandwich this week? No, that would be ridiculous! Instead, we're talking about a killer sheet of music - way more believable. The absurd Italian offering PAGANINI HORROR (1989) kicks off with a murderous child and the most brazen Bon Jovi ripoff you've ever heard, so you know we had to visit this one. We're killing it classically this week on a brand new episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 04, 2023
Carnosaur (1993)
Another week, another movie from 1993 - now with more dinosaur! We’re shoveling our mouths full of CARNOSAUR, and you may be saying to yourself, “Didn’t these jokers already do this movie?” No, but close… We did Carnosaur 2, also picked by Matt (anyone surprised?). The big difference between them is that this one is a ripoff of Alien and the sequel was a ripoff of Aliens. It’s an easy mistake! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 27, 2023
Dead Ringers (1989)
Due to a clerical error, Kyle gets back to back 1988 schlock with his pick of the slow burn Cronenberg classic DEAD RINGERS! There's a serious ick factor in this one that sets it apart from last week's bad decision, but this bad boy is CRITERION CERTIFIED so the scholarly speech flows freely. Get out your brandy snifters and weird medical instruments, it's time to see double. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 20, 2023
What is Your Horror Hot Take? (Live at Creature Feature Weekend)
For our 400th episode we did something a little different, Instead of the usual podcast episode we recorded a live panel at Creature Feature Weekend in Gettysburg with our friends from Camp Nightmare, Jersey Ghouls and Christmas 365. It's gonna be a wild ride! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 13, 2023
Party Line (1988)
In a shocking turn of events, Kyle goes for the sleaze and we get our second Leif Garrett cross-dressing slasher in HMN history with PARTY LINE (1988). More of a sexy thriller than outright slasher, this one is perfect for undressing by the three disembodied voices of the show. Tell us what you're wearing on another episode of Horror Movie Night... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 06, 2023
Critters 3 (1991)
You may be wondering if we have already discussed this Critters movie but you'd only be half right - we tackled Critters 4 relatively recently, which shares some footage with this week's pick as well as immediately follows it chronologically (plus they were filmed in tandem so there's a ton of overlap). As we continue to work our way through the lesser sequels, Matt made us make a pit stop to hang with a young Leonardo DiCaprio in CRITTERS 3 (1991), a movie which none of us can be sure we've watched until we're literally watching it and someone gets eaten. We make the most of it anyway because that's how we roll on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 30, 2023
April Fools Day (1986)
There aren't a whole lot of April Fools Day movies to choose from, but somehow we made it 8 years without discussing the movie named after the day and today we're cracking open the safe and letting this one free! We finally discuss APRIL FOOLS DAY (1986) starring Deborah Foreman and Biff, aka Thomas F. Wilson, and while it's difficult to accept the comparisons to Agatha Christie's "And Then There Were None," it's still a fun little forgotten holiday slasher. It's April Fools, everyone deserves a good laugh! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 23, 2023
Prophecy (1979)
While we may have finally broken out of our 1993 time loop, it feels like we've both shot forward to the present date and been dragged back to the late 70s as we discuss evil corporations dumping chemicals into waterways that are detrimental to all life! Are we talking PROPHECY (1979) or the East Palestine OH train disaster? Well, one is far less scary and has a mutant bear in it, so you decide. Grab your down-filled, pee yellow sleeping bag and hunker down for another episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, March 20, 2023
Hocus Pocus Reunion with Doug Jones, Larry Bagby & Tobias Jelinek (Live At Creature Feature Weekend 2023)
Our fearless leader Matt Kelly was honored to be the moderator for the Hocus Pocus reunion panel this weekend at Creature Feature Weekend. The panel was made up of Larry Bagby and Tobias Jelinek (who played Bullies Jay and Ice) and Doug Jones (who played Billy Butcherson). The episode also features a song by Larry Bagby "Player with a Heart" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 16, 2023
Leprechaun (1993)
For the past 2 months, we have been cursed to stay in 1993 but it looks like our luck is turning around this week - we found a shamrock AND a gold coin! Warwick Davis has got to be nearby, waiting to tell us some dirty limerick. In honor of St. Paddy's and to celebrate leaving 1993 behind, we're discussing the surprisingly tame (and low-budget) LEPRECHAUN, which had all of us waiting for kills that don't happen until subsequent entries in the series. Ah well, at least our shoes got polished. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 09, 2023
Ghost in the Machine (1993)
There must be a glitch in the Matrix because we are STILL stuck in 1993 and now there's a guy turning our household gadgets against us! We're battling a real GHOST IN THE MACHINE this week, and it already ruined our microwave dinner. What we need is a tech-savvy preteen and a disgraced middle-aged hacker to save the day... Hope we can find one before the Address Book Killer gets to our entry! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 02, 2023
Night Terrors (1993)
If you think that Tobe Hooper and Robert Englund could save a movie whose elevator pitch is "erotic thriller with male frontal nudity on horseback, deepthroated snakes, and something about the Marquis de Sade," then maybe don't try for the next big Powerball. The 1993 disaster NIGHT TERRORS is something, but we can't really pin down what, though we try real hard to make sense of it. It's like they say, if you can't make your friends suffer, are they really friends at all? They say that, right? If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 23, 2023
Body Snatchers (1993)
The world needs to remember that plants are out to kill you, and Kyle is here to keep that thought fresh in our heads with his pick of BODY SNATCHERS (1993), the 3rd and arguably most critically-acclaimed take on Invasion of the Body Snatchers. If you watch closely, you might pick up that this version uses the military-industrial complex as a metaphor for loss of self as well as a corrosion on humanity for both alien plant people and the surviving humans. Blink and you'll miss it, you can thank us later! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 16, 2023
My Boyfriend's Back (1993)
You thought we were done celebrating 30 year anniversaries? Well think again, because we're reanimating that concept for another week (and another, and another...) with Matt's romantically ravenous pick MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK (1993). It's got zombies, it's got love, it's got 50s throwback fashion - perfect for Valentine's Day. Don't argue with us or we'll eat your stomach. Or a leg. Just a little nibble. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 09, 2023
Split Second (1992)
Have you ever wished for a live-action Image Comics movie? No, Spawn doesn't count - but maybe SPLIT SECOND (1992) does! It's got Rutger Hauer, Kim Cattrall and half the cast of Braveheart so you know it's good. Also, did we mention there's a serial killing monster who eats hearts and definitely looks like it was designed by Rob Liefeld? How could this film not be super badass?? Find out this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 02, 2023
The Crush (1993)
Ah the 90s... the old days when men were men and led on underage girls who then unsurprisingly ruined their lives until getting punched across an attic. Don't believe us? Then explain the 100% historically accurate THE CRUSH (1993), in which the writer got sued so hard by the family of the girl he based Alicia Silverstone's character off of that they had to redub the whole thing after shooting was completed. The popularity of this film even kickstarted a small subgenre one might refer to as "lolita revenge" (but please don't). Prepare to get you car keyed this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 26, 2023
Dead Alive (1993)
It appears Matt's ahem bad taste in movies has been bitten by a Sumerian rat monkey and subsequently resurrected as good taste with his pick of DEAD ALIVE (1992)! This redemption arc is very much thanks to the 30-year anniversary of Peter Jackson's landmark splatter opus, and boy does this one get better with age. Sit back with a nice bowl of custard as we bathe in body fluids this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 19, 2023
Children of the Night (1991)
For too long, we have suffered the curse of the sexy vampire, it's time to re-romanticize the nasty, puffy-faced gross vampires who eat leeches and can barely enunciate over their massive fake teeth! To that end, we dug up a real stinker this week, 1991's CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT and the whole town is out for blood now. Can we survive Karen Black's goo sac and some truly atrocious child acting? Find out on another episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 12, 2023
Burial Grounds (1981)
Hey remember when zombie movies were all we talked about and watched? How about 20-odd years earlier when horror was ruled by Italian zombie movies? Or how about the Italian zombie movie with no plot but an adult dwarf playing a young boy who gropes his own mother before getting zombified and eating her, um, chest? If you didn't know, now you know, it's time to discuss none other than the infamous BURIAL GROUND (1981) and at least we can say there are still things that can make us blush. Grab a big glass of warm milk, kick your feet up and watch everyone you love (and some you probably don't like that much too) get devoured this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 05, 2023
Streets of Fire (1984)
As is tradition, our first pick of the year was voted on by YOU, the listeners, and man, y'all have weird taste... Because of you, we watched and are discussing a checks notes rock 'n' roll fable? It could probably use a bit more of that devil music but STREETS OF FIRE (1984) is still a sight to behold, if only for young Willem Dafoe in shiny pleather waders. Lots of duckbutt pompadours and casual backhands on display here, so thanks we guess... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 29, 2022
Terror Train (1980)
Happy New Year from a bunch of guys who aren't big fans of magic OR railroad parties, but here we are discussing one of the few remaining NYE horror movies we haven't done yet: TERROR TRAIN (1980) aka Prom Night with trains - and David Copperfield! Not the winning combination you'd expect, but at least we get Jamie Lee Curtis in a CLUE spinoff. Shovel that Xmas coal you got into the engine, we're going full speed into 2023! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, December 28, 2022
White People Problems Demo
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Bonus · Sun, December 25, 2022
Matt Interviews Tyler and Kyle Labine at Creature Feature Weekend 2022
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Thu, December 22, 2022
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
It's almost Christmas Eve - the scariest damn night of the year! Well, at least that's what our supposedly comatose grandpa told us in our childhood that started the chain of events leading our adult trauma. But what are the holidays if not for the old wounds they rip open like wrapping paper? After all these years and 3 of the sequels, we're finally discussing the Yuletide classic SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) and are sad to inform you that you're all naughty... The only thing left is to PUNISH! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 15, 2022
John Carpenter's Vampires (1999)
Have you ever wondered what it’d look like if John carpenter directed one of those late 90s “you wouldn’t download a car” PSAs? Well we have a pretty close idea from watching VAMPIRES If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast | creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 08, 2022
Trancers (1984)
Bet you thought we were running low on Christmas movies to discuss. WRONG. There's a little film you may have forgotten about that has a mind-controlled Santa fight, Christmas in Los Angeles AND the worst punk cover of Jingle Bells you'll ever hear, and that film is TRANCERS (1984). Helmed by none other than our boy Chucky Band, this holiday fruitcake of a movie has some sweetness, more filler than anyone should consume, and a lot of nuts, so of course it hits the spot for your hosts at Horror Movie Night. Get in the holiday spirit or we'll jump back in time and kill your ancestors! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 01, 2022
Blood Beat (1983)
We can only speak for ourselves when we say that few things evoke the spirit of Christmas like a reincarnated, murderous samurai slashing through the holidays in rural Wisconsin... To that end, we're kicking off December with the insane, drug-fueled BLOOD BEAT (1983)! Did you know that roughly 40% of Wisconsin natives in the early 80s had psychic powers? Why doesn't Big Science talk about this?? HMN will expose the truth... right after we finish this bottle of eggnog. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 24, 2022
Eaten Alive (1976)
Listen, it's Thanksgiving and also Matt's pick... It was time he finally sicced his pet croc on us courtesy of Tobe Hooper's EATEN ALIVE (1976). This fever dream of a giant killer animal movie is admittedly not very good but at least we got to watch the beautifully remastered Severin cut instead of a grainy VHS rip. Not to say we don't enjoy a good VHS rip now and again, but for something like this, we want to really be able to see what an animatronic lizard eating the Phantom of the Paradise really looks like. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 17, 2022
Wrong Turn (2003)
It's Scott's November pick so you probably guessed we're talking cannihillbillies, this time taking a WRONG TURN (2003) with Eliza Dushku, other Eliza Dushku (Emmanuelle Chriqui) and White Guy Mannequin (Desmond Harrington)! Not that our expectations for the franchise were high after our disastrous watch of Wrong Turn 6 years ago, but even the first entry in the series has us scratching our heads wondering why this spawned as many sequels as it has. Time to hit the trails and find out on this week's episode! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 10, 2022
Curtains (1983)
Sometimes you look at a horror poster and wonder to yourself, "Do the CURTAINS (1983) match the drapes?" We're here to tell you that sadly, no, the promises made by the poster are left unfulfilled by the end of your watch. The same can't be said for the creepy casting-couch director character played by John Vernon, but sometimes you gotta just accept disappointment on the road to podcast stardom... Are we there yet?? If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 03, 2022
Lair of the White Worm (1988)
If you're thinking LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM (1988) sounds like a euphemism for a certain piece of naughty anatomy, first off all you're a sicko and second yeah it totally is and this movie is serious camp and a total blast! Between the insane outfits, British comedy (and blasphemy!) and bursts of psychedelia, this is the epitome of a movie-watching "experience." Kudos to Matt for picking this one; you know how much he loves giant animal movies... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, October 31, 2022
Movies That Take Place On Halloween Draft
Happy Halloween From Horror Movie Night! We are once again doing our annual Horror Movie Night draft this year the topic is movies of any genre that takes place on Halloween! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 27, 2022
Paranorman (2012)
Happy almost-Halloween, friends! As is customary at Horror Movie Night, we are celebrating the best day of the year with a family-friendly film but also celebrating the 10-year anniversary of the delightful and ghoulish PARANORMAN (2012). From the fantastic cast to the incredible story and visuals, there's really nothing to not like about this one, unless you hate fun. We stand firm in our pledge to accept you here at HMN, even if you see ghosts - probably moreso if you do. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 20, 2022
Urban Legend (1998)
We had some much fun hanging out in the super-saturated cinema of the millennium that we decided to stick around for another week and talk about our brother's girlfriend's cousin's uncle's story of how one time he heard about someone at his high school who brought a hairless dog home that turned out to be a massive rat! Now we know what you're going to say - that's just an URBAN LEGEND (1998). Well, maybe, but can you prove it? Let's see what Snopes has to say about this... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 13, 2022
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
Take a trip back in time to the days of Wicca, goth clubwear in regular clothing rotation, handheld digital camcorders and spiky bedhead hair matched with terrible chin patches. We're stumbling around the woods looking for the BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2 (2000)! This film seems to have the unnerving ability to make its viewers enjoy it more with each consecutive watch, so beware - you may end up listening to a lot of nu metal and asking Nature if you can pick up a leaf. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 06, 2022
Munster, Go Home (1967)
Kid: Mom can we have Addams Family? Mom: We have Addams Family at home Addams Family at home: The Munsters... in color. In celebration of Rob Zombie's new Munsters movie, Matt subjected his cohosts to THE MUNSTERS GO HOME (1966) this week, and while it wasn't a painful watch, it felt more like an extended episode than a cohesive film. Let's see how Rob's version stacks up to it! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 29, 2022
The Mutilator (1984)
There's a crisp wind in the air, the leaves are turning, you know what time it is... it's FALL BREAK! After years of hemming and hawing about whether to discuss it, we're slashing our way through THE MUTILATOR (1984) and dang we had a good time doing it. This is definitely one of the few times you'll hear us heap praise on a kill comp but hey, we have a long weekend to drink cheap beer, do vaudeville for our girlfriends, and get chopped up in interesting ways. It's Fall Break! Fall Break! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, September 25, 2022
Hocus Pocus Reunion at Creature Feature Weekend 2022
Last month at Creature Feature Weekend Matt was asked to moderate a Hocus Pocus reunion panel featuring Omri Katz, Vinessa Shaw and Jason Marsden. Enjoy the audio!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, September 23, 2022
Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989) LIVE AT CREATURE FEATURE WEEKEND 2022
This week's episode was recorded LIVE at a Creature Feature Weekend 2022 and features our friends from Camp Nightmare filling in for Scott Roger! We wrap up Listener Submitted Month with a doozy of a pick as we re-evaluate the Nightmare on Elm Street sequel Dream Child. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 15, 2022
Howling 7: New Moon Rising (1995)
If you miss the bad old days of painful listener submission episodes, you're in luck because we watched an absolutely terrible movie that sort of has a werewolf in it for a minute or 2 but is mostly about honky tonk and the most somber line-dancing you've ever seen. We subjected ourselves to another Howling entry, this time THE HOWLING: NEW MOON RISING (1995), in which the director/lead actor of the last 2 tries desperately to connect the entire series into a cohesive timeline. Did he succeed? Perhaps, but at what cost? Our sanity hangs by a thread on this week's show! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 08, 2022
Shocking Dark (1989)
Imagine you're an Italian filmmaker in the 80s. You've got 10k to make a sci-fi movie and you aim for Aliens... and then get sidetracked by ripping off Terminator... and your entire cast and crew have never even done a table read. No need to imagine, because that's basically what you get when you watch SHOCKING DARK, aka Terminator 2 (1989)! We finally caved after years of putting off this listener pick and can confirm, yup it's a movie. We have more questions now than when we turned it on and no expectation of ever having them answered. Let's be confused together. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 01, 2022
Brain Damage (1987)
Ah, the classic story: boy meets immortal brain-eating slug, boy loves the feel of blue juice injected into his grey matter, boy's life falls apart and his head explodes. If you haven't guessed, we're kicking off Listener Submitted Month with Frank Henenlotter's BRAIN DAMAGE (1988)! It may come as a shock to you, but this movie is a metaphor for drug addiction... Mind-blowing. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 25, 2022
Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed (2004)
If there's one constant in this life, it's Matt Kelly's love for Emily Perkins, and this week he's taking us to visit her as she gets off the sauce in GINGER SNAPS 2: UNLEASHED (2004). Ever wondered what Girl, Interrupted would be like if the girl was slowly becoming a werewolf? Well wonder no more, because that's sort of what we've got going on here. Also, check out Matt's clever Disney+ connection to this film, he truly outdid himself on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, August 19, 2022
2001 Maniacs (2005)
Some questions will forever remain unanswered, like why idiots in northern states fly the Confederate flag in 2022, or why 2001 MANIACS (2005) wasn't released 4 years earlier and why Kyle punished his cohosts with this pick. Not even Robert Englund himself can save this Sherman's March of a flick, nor the gratuitous amount of nudity on display... It's just a whole lotta ick for your hosts this week, but we have a sinking feeling that the pain is what keeps you listening. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 11, 2022
Christine (1983)
Sometimes all it takes for the nerdy guy to become the cool guy is a killer car. Get it? A KILLER CAR?? What we're trying to say here is that John Carpenter's adaption of Stephen King's book CHRISTINE (1980) is about a murderous automobile. While relatively bloodless (in true King adaption fashion), this one rules and is arguably one of the best big screen King movies as well as a damn fine entry into Carpenter's filmography. We're all compliments this week - get your chrome polished on another episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 04, 2022
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)
Bookending last week’s exploitative tongue-twister pick, we’re heading to the lanes with another mouthful: SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA (1988). This movie features a lot of nudity, a possibly offensive goblin, a fully-clothed Linnea Quigley and basically no plot to speak of… so we had our work cut out for us. We may have wasted our wishes on a cohesive discussion, let’s see what Uncle Impie has in store for us all. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @hmnpodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 28, 2022
Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker (1983)
The world needs more masc Mary Sues in film and Kyle is on a mission to bring this very specific trope into the public eye with his pick of the insane BUTCHER BAKER NIGHTMARE MAKER (1981). Also known as NIGHT WARNING, the creators obviously had no grasp of how to title a movie, but nevertheless this one has a ton of social commentary to delve into beyond being total camp, delighting all three of your hosts. Chug some milk, your weird aunt needs you at full strength this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 21, 2022
Grabbers (2012)
If you're anything like Scott, you will watch pretty much any movie featuring heavy Irish accents, and if so, this week's pick is just for you! We watched the Emerald Isle export GRABBERS (2012) as it's finally a decade old and the perfect vintage for the show. Thrill to people fighting imaginary enemies, questionable CGI and of course Scott's terrible brogue on another episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, July 15, 2022
Up From the Depths (1979)
After all these years, we may finally be scraping the bottom of the proverbial chum bucket for Jaws ripoffs because Matt subjected us to a truly terrible one: 1979's Corman creature feature UP FROM THE DEPTHS. Written, acted, directed AND edited as comedy, it was re-cut afterwards to lean into the horror, leaving us with a mess of a movie, but we manage to keep our heads above water and catch a great discussion in the process. Surf's up! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 07, 2022
Brainscan (1994)
After the last 2 episodes, we've decided that the great outdoors are too scary, so we holed up inside with BRAINSCAN (1994)! If you've been dying to watch Edward Furlong shuffle along like a bozo as Great Value Freddy Krueger cracks awful jokes, then you're in luck because that's pretty much the whole movie. Oh and Primus. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Thu, June 30, 2022
Best of Year 7
In place of our usual episode this week we're running our END OF YEAR 7 CELEBRATION! Enjoy an hour of memories covering some of the best moments from episodes 300-350 If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 23, 2022
Mosquito (1995)
Summer is in full swing and the air is filled with flying monsters out for blood - the perfect time to net a big ol discussion of MOSQUITO (1995)! If you like giant bug monsters draining dumb humans, this is the film for you. Also the film for you if you thought Gunnar Hansen didn't get enough chainsaw screen time between 2 TCM films and Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 16, 2022
Loch Ness Horror (1982)
This week we find ourselves awash on the desolate shores of Scotland surrounded by non-Scottish actors and THE worst prop monster of all time as we discuss 1981's THE LOCH NESS HORROR. There's not much to say about this forgotten stinker that Matt assailed us with, but we somehow found a way to do so anyway! We're just 3 white dudes with a podcast talking crypto...zoology. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 09, 2022
Red Queen Kills Seven Times (1972)
It's 2022 and we're still trying to understand exactly what makes giallo, well, GIALLO. Kyle has chosen to continue our education with 1973's gorgeous but somewhat shallow THE RED QUEEN KILLS SEVEN TIMES! We're stalking the family castle in our coolest red capes, shooting high fashion, swilling J&B and seducing our bosses - yknow, the usual. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S7 Enull · Thu, June 09, 2022
Episode 356: Red Queen Kills Seven Times (1972)
It's 2022 and we're still trying to understand exactly what makes giallo, well, GIALLO. Kyle has chosen to continue our education with 1973's gorgeous but somewhat shallow THE RED QUEEN KILLS SEVEN TIMES! We're stalking the family castle in our coolest red capes, shooting high fashion, swilling J&B and seducing our bosses - yknow, the usual. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media!Twitter: @HMNPodcastInstagram: @HMNPodcastFacebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon
Fri, June 03, 2022
American Psycho 2 (2002)
What is "the Mila Kunis-led sequel to a wild serial killer movie that wasn't originally a sequel to said movie but was more or less retconned into one after production wrapped?" If you answered AMERICAN PSYCHO 2: ALL AMERICAN GIRL (2002), you win nothing but the joy of having this silly movie staining your grey matter just like us! Scott picked this, sort of, and was shocked to learn that he was the reason the team was discussing it. Someone get him a bottle of gingko pills and some prune juice, he's getting old. Thankfully he doesn't look like William Shatner, who somehow plays a world-renowned serial killer hunter (who looks like someone left him overnight in a bathtub). If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 26, 2022
House of Wax (1953)
It's been too long since the HMN boys got POSITIVELY GHOULISH, so Matt rectified that by having us watch HOUSE OF WAX (1953) starring the one and only Vincent Price! While not quite as out there as the 2005 remake, it still has a lot for us to talk about so dip your toes in, the wax bath is the perfect temperature! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 19, 2022
Hellraiser: HellWorld (2005)
Continuing the "one color gel only" trend of our recent picks, we decide to attend a totally not creepy house party/rave in all the blue-grey tones visible to the human eye and eventually run afoul of that pasty scamp Pinhead. You guessed it, we're heading into virtual Perdition with HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD (2005), which was very obviously filmed in 2002 and shelved for 3 long years based on the fashion choices and omnipresent Nokia phones in every single frame. It's a bad movie but what else would you expect from the 8th Hellraiser installment (and this podcast)? If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 12, 2022
Priest (2011)
Whoever said vampires are always sexy has definitely made themselves forget about the time Vision broke out of the MCU and into the Wild Wild West-iverse as it crashed into the Matrix and blew vampire Jesus to smithereens. After threatening it for months, Scott finally subjects the guys to literal trainwreck that is PRIEST (2011), possibly as punishment for the transgressions of their more recent picks. Confess your sins to Captain von Trapp and be absolved! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 05, 2022
Dead Silence (2007)
Continuing his long tradition of championing pint-sized terror on the show, Matt dives us tongue-first into James Wan's haunted ventriloquist dummy romp DEAD SILENCE (2007). Boasting a $20mil budget and only one blue color gel, it's actually not nearly as bad as we might've remembered it being... but that might have more to do with our brains being warped by 7 years of doing this podcast and less with Dead Silence being good. You decide, but be careful talking smack about Mary Shaw or you may never talk again! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, April 29, 2022
The Lost Boys (1987)
It's our 350th episode and lookee who decided to stop by - our long lost cohost Brian! We knew we had to discuss something he'd seen a million times so he couldn't weasel out of it by saying he didn't have time to watch the movie, thus we went with the oiled-sax-playing, beach party-crashing, Frog Brothers-filled THE LOST BOYS (1987). You know it, you love it, so do we, so let's get that nostalgia pumping through our delicious veins on this momentous 7-year anniversary spectacular episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, April 24, 2022
Talking Pruning with Lola Blanc
Matt talks with Lola Blanc of Fatale Collective about her new short Pruning which is currently fundraising on Seed & Spark (which ends Thursday April 28th, 2022) Donate here: https://seedandspark.com/fund/pruning#story Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 21, 2022
Stigmata (1999)
What's scarier than late 90s fashion? Late 90s fashion but with a side of lukewarm blasphemous imagery! Kyle is taking us higher this week with his 7th grade Livejournal favorite film of all time, STIGMATA (1999) and while the watch was painful, the conversation is heavenly. We're sorry Sky Daddy, we've been very naughty this week on Horror Movie Night... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 14, 2022
The Fog (1980)
If horror movies are to be believed (and why shouldn't they be), every sleepy seaside town harbors a dark secret. Sometimes it's a haunted house, sometimes it's a lunatic in a creepy mask, but SOMEtimes it's a 100 year old curse placed by murdered lepers. In that case, you gotta watch out for THE FOG (1980), a John Carpenter classic that shocked 2 of the 3 hosts of this show in how many years it took for one of us to pick it. Come with us as we ponder the low body count and what a stomach pounder is this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast | Facebook Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 07, 2022
Starship Troopers (1997)
Do you wanna see the galaxy? Well too bad, we're an audio-based show! What we CAN offer is a rambling voyage to Klendathu as we duke it out over STARSHIP TROOPERS (1997). The tangents are definitely going to, um, bug some folks but you probably know by now that we just can't help ourselves. Would you like to know more? Listen to this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, April 02, 2022
Sneak Peek: Weird Al-Gorithm
Matt has yet another podcast!!! This new podcast called Weird Al-Gorithm and its co-hosted by Matthew Milligan of Wheatus. Each week him and Matthew will go through Al's career track by track. Enjoy this 10 minute sneak peek of the first episode and then subscribe to the show to hear the rest!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, April 01, 2022
Snakes on a Plane (2006) - Part 2
This week on Horror Movie Night, the discussion on Snakes on a Plane continues, and as usual, Gelsey picked a bad movie that Dylan enjoyed and Chris had mixed feelings on. We discuss the soundtrack as well as how we'd handle being on a "snakes on a plane" scenario. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 24, 2022
Snakes on a Plane (2006) - Part 1
At long last Kyle is in the hot seat to pick a movie for us to watch and with almost 100 years of horror films to pull from he went with Snakes on a Plane. We breakdown the first film to ever be co-directed by the IMDb forms as well as the Fueled By Ramen produced soundtrack! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, March 18, 2022
Event Horizon (1997)
What's that you say? One haunted house movie's not enough for you? How about a haunted house movie.... in space? In honor of its 25th anniversary this year, we head to Neptune's orbit and explore EVENT HORIZON (1997), which was literally pitched as "The Shining in space" so this tracks, trust us. It's gory, it's interesting, it's well-acted and then the third act just sucks, but we still have a lot of nice things to say about it so tune in for some space horror nostalgia on this week's Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, March 11, 2022
Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes (1989)
You'd think that we've had enough of plodding haunted house franchises on this show, but then you'd be wrong and completely forgetting that Matt gets to pick every third movie and thus subjected his cohosts to AMITYVILLE 4: THE EVIL ESCAPES (1989). This is the third (!) Amityville we've discussed and apparently not the last either, so lay back, relax and let us illuminate the nuances of possessed lights that look like possessed trees. Oh and it's got K-Mart Pazuzu as well! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 03, 2022
Cabin Fever (2002)
It's been a long, dreary winter for us at Horror Movie Night, so you can forgive us for coming down with a case of CABIN FEVER (2002).... We're joining by Erik J. Brown, author of the new book "All That's Left In the World" and Eli Roth enthusiast (ok not that part), who was kind enough to discuss this questionable piece of cinema history. Hope you're hungry because we've serving up all-you-can-eat PANCAKES this week on the show! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 24, 2022
Demons 2 (1986)
An Italian film, on THIS show? Has Hell frozen over? No, it's just leaking some greasy evil turds into an apartment high rise and absolutely ruining Sally's birthday! Unbelievable. How could Argento and Bava do this to her? That's the real horror DEMONS 2 (1987), oh and running out of clean towels to fight K-Mart gremlins with. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, February 22, 2022
Matt Chats with the Adams Family behind Hellbender
Matt sat down with the entire Adams Family (Zelda, John, Lulu and Toby Poser) to discuss their new film Hellbender available on Shudder this Thursday (2/24/22)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, February 20, 2022
Interview with BJ McDonnell about Studio 666
Studio 666 is a fun and gory homage to classic 80's satanic panic horror starring the Foo Fighters. Don't miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, February 18, 2022
Critters 4 (1992)
When you need to make 2 movies but only have the budget for 3/4 of one, you get busy on a Critters sequel that you can stretch into two! This week, we're discussing the second half of this questionable film-making choice with 1992's CRITTERS 4 (aka the one where they're in space). It's got Brad Dourif, Angela Bassett and that guy from SNDN3, how bad can it be? I guess we're all going to find out as we blast off into another episode... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, February 11, 2022
The Covenant (2006)
Most of us know Sebastian Stan as the dashing Winter Soldier, but fun fact, he's also played a dashing warlock in the Renny Harlin abomination known as THE COVENANT (2006). The one and only Ashley V. Robinson of Geek History Lesson subjected us to this week's abuse and we love her for it. Listen to find out how much money this movie made (a lot) and how much your hosts suck at mental math (also a lot). Harry Potter can kiss Toby Hemingway's ass! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 03, 2022
Blood From the Mummy's Tomb (1971)
In all of our years doing Horror Movie Night, we've never sat down to talk about a Hammer horror... Until now. This week, we're cracking open the coffin and dusting the sand from a lovely disembodied hand with BLOOD FROM THE MUMMY'S TOMB (1971). Shockingly, this is but one of 4 screen adaptions of Bram Stoker's "The Jewel of Seven Stars." We're guessing this is the best one because it stars two-time Bond Girl Valerie Leon! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, January 28, 2022
Meet the Applegates (1991)
Ever wondered what a 1950s nuclear family in modern suburbia but are really giant shapeshifting bugs movie would be like? Well wonder no more, because we're talking about exactly that this week as we excavate MEET THE APPLEGATES (1990)! This one is as weird as it seems so you know there's a lot to unpack... Join us for the absurdity on another episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, January 21, 2022
In The Mouth of Madness (1994)
There's a saying we like to keep going around the HMN offices - "It's Mummy's Day somewhere." In the spirit of Mummy's Day, we invited our good friend Nate Lopez from 91 Donkey Lane to discuss the Lovecraft/King monster mash that is IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994). We put on our bookreadin' glasses and crack the covers of some Sutter Cane best-sellers to bring the apocalyptic giggles and maybe a wall of tentacle monsters. Side note, how do you get sharpie crosses off your skin? Asking for an insurance investigator friend... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 13, 2022
Metamorphosis - The Alien Factor (1990)
Little did Scott know when picking this week's movie, there are TWO films from 1990 called Metamorphosis and surprise! We collectively watched both, so we guess this is kind of a two-fer episode? There's body horror aplenty, so don't forget the paper towels and hand sanitizer for this discussion - it's gonna get gooey... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, January 07, 2022
Pledge Night (1990)
It's a new year, time to start thinking about what frat you're going to rush and which popped collar douchbags you're going to let verbally and physically abuse you in the name of brotherhood. Can we suggest Heta Mu Nu? We promise to only make you eat 1 butt-cherry and no calling people the f-word. Oh and the gooey ghost of Joey Belladonna may or may not be haunting our frat house so ¯ (ツ) /¯ Our first episode of 2022 is the 1990 straight-to-video PLEDGE NIGHT, a comedy-cum-supernatural slasher written and directed by a porn director, starring people who can't act and featuring yet another Freddy clone killer apparition, but at least it's set in the wintertime, which is the correct season for the actual Hell Week shenanigans we still somehow let happen every year at colleges across the US. Now clean up the mess we just made, pledgie! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, December 31, 2021
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
The results of our Black Friday poll are in and the winner is our inner child, because you voted overwhelmingly for TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II: THE SECRET OF THE OOZE (1991)! Whether that inner child is still entertained by goofy pratfalls performed by martial artists in foam rubber suits is questionable, but the point is that we're doing what we can to keep you coming back for more in 2022 as we round out this year with some wholesome nostalgia talk. We will be back next week with horror, but this week, Ninja Rap is born! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 23, 2021
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out (1991)
Forget the Elf on the Shelf, the real one to watch out for this holiday season is Bill Moseley with his brain in a see-through plastic hat! Hot from our second annual Geekscape livestream is our discussion of the all-around-crappy SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 3: BETTER WATCH OUT (1989) and we want to be totally clear that this was only picked because we've already talked about SNDN4 and 5, and Scott wimped out of watching FEEDERS 2. We really just wanted to check out the directorial prowess of a guy named Monte HELLMAN. We're still not convinced that's a real name... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, December 17, 2021
Piranha (1978)
This show is no stranger to killer animal movies, but you'll be surprised to learn that this week's movie was NOT picked by one of the hosts, but rather our illustrious guest Gelsey Laurie from the podcast Before My Time. She braved the deep end of late 70s Corman schlock and graced us with Joe Dante's directorial debut, PIRANHA (1978)! Tune in as we puzzle over what hungry tropical fish sound like as they murder innocent swimmers (hint: it's either birds or medical equipment) and relive the childhood trauma this film inflicted upon us. Get in the water or Paul Bartel is going to say some really disheartening things to you. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, December 10, 2021
Vicious Lips (1986)
Hot ladies! Cool tunes! Hairspray! Sand dunes! This week's episode is one Scott has long awaited and finally found a copy to inflict upon his cohosts - VICIOUS LIPS (1986). Admittedly, this is a bad movie, but dang it's got a lot to love in the first and third act... it's just that pesky middle half hour with the killer alien chasing everyone around a spaceship that mucks up what could've been a cult classic. This is why humanity created the fast forward button (which is really an anachronistic joke since we all just click further in the stream anymore anyway). Let's do space drugs and sing about lunar madness on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 02, 2021
The Giant Claw (1957)
Look in the sky It's a bird! It's a Plane! No wait... we were right the first time. It's a big bird? Of course Matt picked a black & White movie with a giant bird puppet. It's almost like he wants to scare new co-host Kyle Kutcha off in the very first week. Tune in for us completely lambasting the insanity that is this movie and it's weirdly appealing special effects. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, November 26, 2021
Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland
This week, we're heading back to Camp Arawak to celebrate its rebranding (hello Camp New Horizons!) as we discuss Angela's witty murder repartee in SLEEPAWAY CAMP III: TEENAGE WASTELAND (1989). We are joined by the delightfully wicked Jacki Giorgianni of the Jersey Ghouls and The List We Missed podcasts, who wears her love for this movie like a gory badge of honor. Come for the trust exercises, stay for the funerals! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 18, 2021
Ravenous (1999)
It's become a tradition around here for Scott to pick what we affectionately refer to as cannibal whoopsies to celebrate (?) Thanksgiving, and the honor this year was bestowed upon the strangely comedic RAVENOUS (1999). With a cast featuring Guy Pearce, Jeffrey Jones, Robert Carlyle and David Arquette, and a score composed by Damon Albarn (Blur, Gorillaz) of all people, one would think this movie wouldn't have sunk into relative obscurity, but we're here to rekindle that fire...and then cook people-stew over it. Let's get stuffed! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, November 16, 2021
Matt Talks to the Team Behind Black Friday
Matt had the opportunity to talk to Black Friday director Casey Tebo and writer Andy Greskoviak about the new holiday horror film in theaters this Friday. Don't miss your chance to see it in theaters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 11, 2021
Funnyman (1993)
Keeping the weird pumping, we follow up suckling demons with the most crass, inscrutably British thing we've ever seen that also features Christopher Lee (and he had some wild movie credits, let us tell you) - 1994's FUNNYMAN. Want to see an insane Punch and Judy show with gore and explosions and zero script, then we've got the perfect movie for you! For everyone else, come with us as we try to understand the how and why of this naughty mess. Bring your giant codpiece btw. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 04, 2021
Necropolis (1986)
Now that we've gorged ourselves on Halloween candy, it's time to burn those infernal calories and waddaya know - Satan loves aerobic dance routines! This week, we're joined by documentarian and horror paperback collector extraordinaire Kyle Kuchta, who inflicted the Empire Pictures headscratcher NECROPOLIS (1986) on us. We try valiantly to explain the plot and not freak out too much about the infamous suckling demons scene. It's November, let's get weird! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, November 01, 2021
Matt Interviews Jim Cummings and PJ McCabe of Beta Test at Fantastic Fest
In the final Fantastic Fest Interview Matt chats with Jim Cummings and PJ McCabe of the movie Beta Test which was is getting released this Friday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, October 31, 2021
Horror Movie Needle Drops Draft
It’s Halloween so we are doing another draft. This time we’re drafting “Needle Drops In Horror Films” with our new friends Jordan and JB of Camp Nightmare Podcast. Apologies that Matt sounds like he’s calling in via a Tin Can; for someone who claims to know Podcasting he really screwed the pooch on this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 28, 2021
The Addams Family (1991)
Ya boys at Horror Movie Night (obviously) love Halloween, and we insist on watching spooky kids' movies to celebrate. With that in mind, how have we gone this long without discussing 1991's THE ADDAMS FAMILY?! Besides Beetlejuice, this has got to be the most influential spooky movie from our childhoods, and arguably anyone's childhood who grew up in the 90s. Long story short, it's a perfect movie and we got to spend a full episode basking in nostalgia. Cara mia... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S7 Enull · Tue, October 26, 2021
First 10 Minutes of Before My Time
Check out the newest show from Producer Matt ... Before My Time with Gelsey Laurie!!! Find it on any podcasting app but enjoy these first 10 minutes as a sampler!
Thu, October 21, 2021
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
It's time to finally ruin our favorite holiday by watching our least favorite entry into the Halloween franchise! No, not the Rob Zombie ones, the Paul Rudd one - HALLOWEEN 6: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS (1995). This one has been gaining cult popularity over the last few years for some unfathomable reason, and we're ready for the flame war our discussion is sure to incite. Just like the Shape, we're basically impervious to fire... and any sort of suitable ending to a film. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 14, 2021
Puppet Master (1989)
If there's one thing our fearless leader Matt is wary of, it's killer toys. Facing these miniature menaces head-on, we break down our love for the first Full Moon release, PUPPET MASTER (1989). Where else would we find a pair of sex psychics, a grieving widow and a doll that vomits leeches? Nowhere, that's where! As Gavin Rossdale once said, it's the little things that kill. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, October 08, 2021
Talking Exploitation with the Team Behind Rust Belt Driller
Matt sat down with the team behind Rust Belt Driller. The team of Director David R Williams, Writer and lead actor Aaron Krygier, and Tilke Hill (Lead actress and co-Director) talked about influences, the style of the film and filmmaking in general. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 07, 2021
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Spooky season is in full swing, and what better time than now to finally learn a bit about the female reproductive system! Joining us to discuss the werewolf cult classic GINGER SNAPS (2000) is comedian and 91 Donkey Lane tenant Robert Bacon. We wax poetic about lycanthropy, count dead dogs, and critique Canadian fashion sense. This episode is a must-listen, period! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 30, 2021
Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)
Now that Listener Submitted Month has concluded we needed to a bonafide win with the 1980's classic Killer Klowns from Outer Space. We talk about all the reasons why we find this film to still be a comedic classic and debate if there's some subtle things in there we missed the first 50 times we watched it. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, September 29, 2021
Fantastic Fest Interviews: Sarah and Phillip of Found Footage Phenomenon
Matt interviews Sarah Appleton and Phillip Escott who are the directors behind the Documentary "The Found Footage Phenomenon" Find them on social: https://www.facebook.com/TheFFPhenom https://twitter.com/foundphenomenon?lang=en https://www.instagram.com/the_found_footage_phenomenon/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, September 28, 2021
Fantastic Fest Interview with Emily Bennett & Justin Brooks of "Alone WIth You"
Matt talks with Emily and Justin who are the writing & directing team behind Alone With You; a minimalist psychological horror film which played this week at Fantastic Fest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, September 24, 2021
Matt Talks ICP with United States of Insanity Director Tom Putnam
Our Next Interview from Fantastic Fest has Matt talking to Tom Putnam who co-directed the new documentary United States of Insanity about Insane Clown Posse's lawsuit against the FBI to be declassified as a gang. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 23, 2021
Castle Freak (1995)
Rounding out Listener Submitted Month, we're taking a trip to see our old friend Richard Band with a film no one can believe we had yet to discuss in our first 6 years of the show - 1995's CASTLE FREAK. Jeffrey Combs and Barbara Crampton reunite at the Band castle for family trouble and way more peeping tom shots than necessary to get the point across. Share the bother with your hosts this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, September 22, 2021
Fantastic Fest Interview with the Team behind Ike' Boys
As part of the virtual option of Fantastic Fest, Matt was able to watch the new fantasy film Ike; Boys and talk to Co-writer/director Eric McEver and Stars Quinn Lord, Ronak Gandhi and Christina Higa. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 16, 2021
Slugs (1988)
For our third Listener Submitted Month pick, we get slimy with one of the most harmless but ultimately still gross bugs out there, the salt-despising American/Spanish splatterfest SLUGS (1988). What it lacks in quality ADR, it makes up for with buckets of blood and goo, exactly what one would expect from such a bluntly-titled movie. Grab your salad spinner for this episode of Horror Movie Night, you're going to need it! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 09, 2021
Stepfather III (1996)
Continuing our Listener Submitted Month, we dive into a made-for-tv sequel that asks the question, "How much crime television should you let your wheelchair-bound child watch before they use MS Paint to figure out you're actually a face-swapped killer with two previous movies (and marriages) under your belt?" We're not sure, but we don't think THE STEPFATHER 3 (1992) truly answers the question, but it seems like its young protagonist will ace all of his STEM classes this year. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Horror Movie Night Podcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, September 03, 2021
The Faculty (1998)
It's September and we have relinquished control of our movie picks to you for Listener Submitted Month, and we're kicking it off with some classic millennium horror as we discuss THE FACULTY (1999)! It's got high school cliques, it's got a heartthrob cast, it's got aliens, it's even got a killer soundtrack - what's there not to love? Class is in session and your teacher is killer! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Groups Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 26, 2021
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
Much has been said about AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981) but not by ya boiz in HMN and since it's the 40 year anniversary of it, Matt decided it was the one and only time it'd be appropriate for our show. While the film and its creator are pretty problematic to put it nicely, AWIL is an important film for the genre and we tried our best to focus on that. And the lack of hanging dong, because of course. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Grou p Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 19, 2021
Pterodactyl Woman from Beverly Hills (1996)
It's Troma but you'll never guess which Kelly Brother picked this week's movie: PTERODACTYL WOMAN FROM BEVERLY HILLS (1996)! Beverly D'Angelo somehow gives it her all in what is basically a Mad-Libs title, script and overall concept. She squawks, she talks (to whales), she has sex with her very accepting husband - this movie's got it all! Plus a lot of very uncomfortable redface. Quite a mixed bag, to be sure. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Groups Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, August 14, 2021
A Child Named Bob
After discussing House by the Cemetery Matt had a lot of questions, specifically about the main character Bob. So he made some calls, reached out to a few agents and got an exclusive interview with Bob. Enjoy! Bob played by Robert Bacon of 91 Donkey Lane Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 12, 2021
House by the Cemetery (1981)
We're heading back to that weird place where Spanish and American production companies go to make b-horror but boom mics are forbidden there... That's right, we're going to spend a night in THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY (1981), Fulci's final entry in his Gates of Hell trilogy! Surprisingly picked by Scott (but makes total sense once explained), we can definitely say we dig this one, six feet deep! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 05, 2021
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)
We had a good run with a streak of good movies, but it's time to come back to reality and consider what it would be like to get mauled by fruit pissed off that humans keep calling them vegetables, dammit! We're talking the nigh-unwatchable cult classic ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES (1978) this week, and will be fining anyone who doesn't sing the title in their heads as they read it. Don't think we don't know which of you are posers, we know, and we're going to sing about it. Badly. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: Facebook Groups Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 29, 2021
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Horror comedies are typically polarizing, but we wanted to do some self-care this week and discuss one of the most well-loved ones and not worry about getting eaten alive by the Internet for once. We're shambling down to the Winchester for a pint with SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004), as Brian continues his streak of picking actual good movies. This episode could also be titled "Compliments about Shaun of the Dead," just some fair warning there. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, July 28, 2021
Talking Youth Adult Novels with All That's Left in the World Author Erik J Brown
Matt sits down with his high school friend Erik J. Brown about his upcoming debut novel "All That is Left in the World". We discuss our love of Youth Adult horror novels as well as Erik's experience writing a book about a pandemic just a few months before a pandemic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 22, 2021
Wishmaster (1997)
Have you ever found a magic lamp, released the genie inside and considered ITS feelings before making your paltry little wishes?? Doubtful, you selfish jerks. We here at Horror Movie Night are considerate wishmakers, and would probably only get turned to stone or something by an evil djinn instead of having our faces eaten by magic snakes. We're talking WISHMASTER (1997) this week, and what a wonderfully dumb movie it is. If you like special effects and hate logical storytelling, this one's for you! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 15, 2021
Invasion of the Saucer Men (1957)
If there's one thing aliens hate, it's sober humans... is the tagline that this week's movie should've gone with. Listen to us wrangle some little green rascals with Matt's pick of 1957's INVASION OF THE SAUCER MEN! It's chock full of all the things you loved about the 50s: wise guys, cool cars, casual misogyny and UFOs. Let's go necking! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 08, 2021
You're Next (2011)
Come with us one decade into the past, when dead mom jokes were the epitome of horror comedy humor, and we wait out the home invasion sensibilities of YOU'RE NEXT (2011). Brian has been seemingly chomping at the bit to discuss this one, and Matt and Scott have no qualms with him picking something that ISN'T 70s grindhouse for once... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: Horror Movie Night Podcast is creating A Comedy Podcast about Horror Films | Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, July 05, 2021
The Best of Year 6
It's weird to think that this entire collection of clips was recorded during a lockdown and a pandemic but listening to it reminds me how much the show has meant to me and I assume others. Now that life is getting back to normal I am stoked to get wild for Year 7!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 01, 2021
Death Machine (1994)
Ever wanted to see Brad Dourif in a steampunk horror movie? Well you're in luck because in 1994 such a film was produced. Apparently it was controversial for excessive violence which means that it's got Horror Movie Night written all over it! This week we look into the futuristic 2003 and see what happens when a mad scientist gets fired! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, June 25, 2021
A Chat with Marissa Pona of Renegade Film Festival
Marissa Pona has been a friend of Horror Movie Night almost from the beginning and it's been a pleasure to see her forge her own path with Renegade Film Festival. It was a pleasure to sit down with Marissa to learn more about the film festival and definitively decide that I'll be going down to Atlanta in March for the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 24, 2021
Vampire's Kiss (1988)
This week on the podcast Matt makes us suffer through the "acting" of Nic Cage. Somehow this film is the actors favorite performance of his but ultimate the film tries to be more "Symbolic" than it actually is. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, June 20, 2021
Re-Rental: Sleepaway Camp II Unhappy Campers
Once again we're revisiting a movie from the archives with Brian. This time Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers. Brian has seen the original and he's seen part 3 but he skipped the most rewatchable of them all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 17, 2021
Alice Sweet Alice (1976)
In our continued quest to finally discuss classic early slashers, we're back this week with the deliciously blasphemous Catholi-killer ALICE, SWEET ALICE (1976)! There's a lot going on in this one and it's got style for days, so we do our absolute best to go on tangent after tangent because we really just can't help ourselves. Let's kill some churchgoers and blame it on a child! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 10, 2021
The Prowler (1981)
Some guys really don't take rejection well... Case in point, the killer in this week's episode where we discuss the classic Savini splatterfest THE PROWLER (1981)! It's graduation time and you know these 26 year old high school graduates just gotta get drunk and bump uglies, but sadly for them, the only penetration they'll be experiencing is a trench spike through the skull or a pitchfork through the ribs. Let's matriculate together on another episode of Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 03, 2021
Mars Attacks (1996)
This week, Matt pleads his case to the court of public opinion on what film deserves the title of "Best Movie Made From a Short-Lived Trading Card Series" and subjects everyone to the wet fart of a CGI-fest that is MARS ATTACKS! (1996) If the special effects were bad in the 90s, they sure haven't gotten any better in the years since, but there is a certain hokey charm to the concept behind this one, so let's ACK ACK about it! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 27, 2021
Nothing But Trouble (1991)
There are terrible people in Hollywood and then there are gentle souls like Dan Aykroyd, who want so badly to make a passion project that they direct their own movie even as the male lead tries everything in his power to implode the movie. NOTHING BUT TROUBLE (1991) is an absolute mess - perfect for a lively discussion here on the show! We have nice things to say about it and none of that includes Chevy Chase, who was a total doucher on set and off. Eat it, Griswold! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 20, 2021
Don't Panic (1989)
Very seldom does a movie so purely stupid, so incredibly inept, and so confusingly charming come along that your boys at Horror Movie Night have never even heard of it, but this week, Shudder brings us a lost gem from times past that we could not deny. DON'T PANIC (1988) aka ADR THE MOVIE is one of the worst NOES ripoffs ever made, but so delightful in its ineptitude. Every choice made was the wrong one and we're so glad we got a chance to watch it because this episode is louder than the female lead's eyebrows. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 13, 2021
Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985)
HOLY EXPLETIVE, WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 300! To celebrate (almost) 6 years of HMN behind us, we decided to go on an adventure. A big one, to be exact - PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE (1985) which, as other millenials know, is straight kindertrauma. Plus it's got Large Marge, killer clowns, and Elvira out of costume. Let's celebrate all the way to Warner Bros' studio lot! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 06, 2021
Creature Walks Among Us (1956)
You know what's REALLY scary? A fish-man wearing sensible human clothing. Especially when said fish-man is swole AF. We're diving into the deep end of the Black Lagoon and coming up for air with THE CREATURE WALKS AMONG US (1956). This is one of the wildest concepts for a golden age horror movie and definitely worth discussing Creature's fitness routine cuz dayum! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 29, 2021
Day of the Dead (1985)
We typically avoid zombie movies on Horror Movie Night because frankly, they're pretty boring. Brian must have missed that memo somehow and picked DAY OF THE DEAD (1985), the zombie movie that spawned all of the tropes that boring zombie movies that followed have used in the vain efforts to show that pEoPlE tHaT aRe ThE rEaL mOnStErS. Fun fact, did you know that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, the surviving people are going to be the real jerks? Crazy, right?? Bub the zombie, shoot us now. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, April 27, 2021
Talking the 80's With In Search of Darkness Director David Weiner
In this bonus Episode Matt had the chance to talk to David Weiner who directed "In Search of Darkness" about the sequel In Search of Darkness Part 2 which is streaming on Shudder NOW as well as the Science Fiction doc "In Search of Tomorrow" which is currently in production but you can still donate to their IndieGoGo campaign by visiting www.80sscifidoc.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 22, 2021
Thirteen Ghosts (2001)
Did someone say "more Matthew Lillard"? Well you're in lucky then, because we're doing back to back Lillard love on the show with another Dark Castle outing - THIR13EN GHOSTS (2001)! The fun of this movie has absolutely nothing to do with the plot, the script or the acting, and everything to do with these sweet ghost designs. And hey Dark Castle, if you're listening, we've got some dope prequel/sequel pitches for you on this episode if you're looking to cash in on the cult following this one may or may not have. Call us? If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 15, 2021
Serial Mom (1994)
John Waters is the kind of writer/director who makes comedies for horror fans, but we rarely get a chance to talk about them because his notoriety far outweighs his actual filmography. Luckily, we have SERIAL MOM (1994) that's as close to straight up horror as Mr. Waters gets and therefore is fair game for the Kelly boys. It's got quotes, it's got murder, it's got Matthew Lillard. Of COURSE we're discussing it! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, April 09, 2021
Bride of Chucky (1998)
Brian's a tough nut to crack. He didn't like DOLLS (1987) but he's a massive fan of BRIDE OF CHUCKY (1998)... We forgive him because at least he's picking better movies so far this year. You truly can't go wrong with Jennifer Tilly playing Jennifer Tilly's #1 fan and Brad Dourif being, well, Brad Dourif. You know we only have good things to say about this one, it's just a feel-good party this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 01, 2021
Teen Flick Movie Night - Whatever It Takes
It's time for another ska-riffic time here on Teen Flick Movie Night, and this week we're finally tackling that titan of high school humor, 2000s WHATEVER IT TAKES! Boasting a pretty illustrious cast including that guy from Breaking Bad, the Green Goblin's son, the Green Goblin's son's real-life girlfriend, the guy Sean Connery taught how to shoot in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, the manager from Waiting, the ultimate 90s movie hot girl, and Stoner Guy. Time for some MAYHEM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 25, 2021
Jack Brooks Monster Slayer (2008)
If you ever find yourself wondering why a movie starring Robert Englund didn't do well and if it might be some forgotten gem, let us tell you that there are very good reasons why such films have been relegated to the dustbin of horror history; case in point, this week's pick - JACK BROOKS MONSTER SLAYER (2007). While not completely unwatchable, it's definitely not worth any sort of cult status... Your gracious hosts take the hit for you once more, all while humming that classic Bobby Darin hit "Beyond the Sea." If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 18, 2021
Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream Master (1988)
Strap in this week when we dive into the most financially successful but most middle of the road of the Elm Street movies. Dream Master contains one of the greatest kills in Nightmare history but does the rest of the film hold up to the quality of that Roach kill? Well ya boys in HMN are happy to do God's work and find out for you. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, March 12, 2021
House of the Devil (2009)
Ti West is that kind of movie-maker whose entire reputation stems from one absolutely amazing film, and this week we're heading back in time to spend a night at THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL (2009). Listen to us wax poetic on set dressings and frames per second, it's riveting! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 04, 2021
Disturbing Behavior (1998)
Do you like Kurt Vonnegut? How we haven't asked this question of you in 289 episodes is absolutely insane, but this week we're finally discussing DISTURBING BEHAVIOR (1998) and we expect an honest answer. If your answer is no, though, we may call you Cook's Ridge Trash. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 25, 2021
The Deadly Mantis (1957)
We warned you that this was the year we live our truths via movie picks, and Matt is holding up his end of the bargain with THE DEADLY MANTIS (1957)! The man loves his giant animal monster movies, and this is arguably the film that got him hooked (or rather, the orange book at the library about it but you get the idea). Grab the Raid, it's go time! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 18, 2021
Superstition (1983)
Do you hear that? Is that... Stevie Wonder? That funky bassline can only mean one thing - we're delving into SUPERSTITION (1982) this week! Somehow this one flew under the radar for all three of your hosts and this is a rare first-time watch for us all. Don't misunderstand, this movie is not good, but damn is it a fun ride. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, February 14, 2021
Re-Rental: Dolls
Once again we hit up the local video store and found out Brian hadn't seen 1987's DOLLS before! So Obviously we had to rent it again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 11, 2021
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
Hey all you lovebirds out there! We know what your sweetheart wants this Valentine's Day, and it's definitely a human heart in a heart-shaped chocolate box. We're discussing the cult classic MY BLOODY VALENTINE (1981) thanks to Brian and we could just kiss him for it. Lucky for him, it's still a pandemic and we don't live close enough to menace him with physical affection. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 04, 2021
Bad Dreams (1988)
Do you like Dream Warriors? Of course you do! That doesn't necessarily mean you'll enjoy this movie, but you'll at least enjoy the movie it copied. This week, we're talking about BAD DREAMS (1988) which boasts a (b-level) star-studded cast, a threadbare script and BLOOD SHOWERS FOR EVERYBODY. Come on in, it's a perfect 98 degrees! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 28, 2021
Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)
In the most Brian pick of the last 12 months, we head to Texarkana and visit THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN (1974). Is this movie an unrealistic take on an actual rash of murders? Yes. Does its tone change more than a MySpace model's hair? Yes. Is it good? Well, we're not entirely sure, but we think... maybe? Listen to us hash it out this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast This podcast is powered by Pinecast . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 21, 2021
Fright Night (2011)
It's been far too long since we've discussed hot guys who want to tear your throat out and bathe their hideously large jaws in the hot crimson spray from your jugular on this show... Actually, we can't remember the last time we did that, so let's remedy it with sadly overlooked FRIGHT NIGHT (2011). As far as modern remakes go, this one is pretty damn good, and we try our best this week to go through all the reasons you should agree. Also buff Colin Ferrell, come on! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 14, 2021
Fade to Black (1980)
Remember what we said last week about questionable content? It's back in full force with Matt's first official pick of 2021, 1980's FADE TO BLACK. If you like bad Cagney and Monroe impressions, boy do we have a movie for you! It's not good, but at least we got to talk about that sweet TOURIST TRAP poster in the first 10min of the movie. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 07, 2021
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)
New year, same questionable content choices EXCEPT FOR THIS WEEK, as we always put our first movie of the year up to a group vote in our Facebook group, and the group has spoken: "we want more Rick Moranis!" Ask and you shall receive, as well as some delightful Matt Frewer craziness and tons of sweet practical effects. Get lost in the backyard with us as we ride ants and fight scorpions in 2021! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 31, 2020
Ghostbusters II (1989)
It's time to kiss 2020 goodbye like the malevolent spirit of a Eastern European despot stuck in a massive painting. To do so, we enlisted the services of GHOSTBUSTERS ll (1989) since it's technically a New Years Eve movie and we have already discussed NEW YEARS EVIL so we'll take what we can get here on the show. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, December 30, 2020
Happy 75th Birthday Lloyd
Since today is Troma's co-founder Lloyd Kaufman's 75th Birthday and to celebrate I'm breaking out a very poorly recorded interview I had with Lloyd back in 2011. Enjoy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 24, 2020
Krampus (2015)
It's that time of year, fam: the time when we get stuck in a snowstorm with people we can't stand as we're slowly picked off by bad CGI creatures! This Christmas, we're unwrapping the dirty diaper that is KRAMPUS (2015), the movie that reminds us not all wishes should be granted... No, we're not talking about the actual plot of the movie, but rather Michael Dougherty's wish to throw as much digital garbage at the screen in hopes that it makes you forget how insufferable every character is. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, December 21, 2020
Re-Rental: Elves
It's Christmas Time and we decided to revisit a classic of the Christmas season for Brian's benefit. The Insanity that is ELVES Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 17, 2020
Amityville 3-D: The Demon (1983)
In our continuing research into how bad 3-D can get, we tackle another movie no one asked for, in a series no one wanted, starring people who don't want to be on set. THE AMITYVILLE HORROR 3-D, aka AMITYVILLE: THE DEMON (1983) is a seriously bad movie that has little to no redeeming value, but we're gonna talk about it anyway. At least there's 3 seconds of a super sweet rubber suit demon that pops up in the last 5 minutes! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 10, 2020
Dead Heat (1988)
This week, we're talking about zombie cops who shoot a lot of guns and get into car chases... But the more surprising part is that this was a Scott pick - the guy known to complain about all of these tropes any chance he can get! DEAD HEAT (1988) is one of those movies that sounds ridiculous on paper and is legitimately ridiculous on film, but somehow manages to be a total blast to watch. Plus it's got Vincent Price! What's not to love? If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 03, 2020
Intruder (1989)
Somewhere in the late 80s, someone snorted so much blow that they got the insane idea to do a slasher in the most mundane setting they could think of: the grocery store. And it worked perfectly! INTRUDER (1989) is somehow a cult movie that never found its cult following, and it's shame because it's fantastic, well-shot, stylish, and has some incredible gore. Plus both Raimi brothers AND Bruce Campbell! Oh and Emilio Estevez's sister. What more could you ask for?? If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 26, 2020
Jason Goes to Hell (1993)
In typical HMN fashion, we decide to drop a Friday the 13th episode 2 weeks after a Friday the 13th, but it's ok because the franchise has barely made sense since the 4th installment and JASON GOES TO HELL (1993) barely has any Jason in it anyway. It may be Black Friday and you're still stuffed from Thanksgiving, but make some room for Jason's rotted heart special since it's not like you have a choice in the matter. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, November 22, 2020
Sneak Peek: Christmas 365
Enjoy a 10 minute sneak peek of Matt's new podcast Christmas 365 The debut episode drops tomorrow evening!!!! If you like what you hear subscribe on any podcasting app Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 19, 2020
Motel Hell (1980)
We try to keep it topical here on HMN, so this Thanksgiving we're going to really just beat you over the head with Scott's lifestyle choices as we discuss the phenomenal cult classic MOTEL HELL (1980). We discussed this way back in the first iteration of the podcast, but watching the fresh Blu-ray remaster really elevates everything beyond 80s nostalgia and splatter. As we all know, meat's meat and man's gotta eat, so dig in and happy Thanksgiving! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, November 16, 2020
Re-Rental: Spookies
Once again we've rented another movie but while in the past it was movies we loved; this is one that we're very indifferent towards, but we needed to hear Brian's thoughts. While discussing Spookies we re-ignited our love for Fuhkin Duke and figure out the next screenplay by the Kelly Brothers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, November 13, 2020
My Best Friend's A Vampire (1987)
You ever get roped into watching a movie you think you're going to hate by that friend who always makes you watch questionable content? This week's movie is just like that, except the film in question is actually pretty damn good! We're talking 1987's MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE, and it took all of 2 minutes of runtime to charm at least one of Matt's cohosts with a wet dream ripped right from his adolescence. This one deserves some more eyes on, so crack open a Bloodweiser and wear your sunglasses at night because it's... well, you know what it is... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, November 07, 2020
Soundtracking: The Craft
Recorded live during the Scares that Care 15 hour live-stream event October 30th, 2020 It's the raw audio so it's definitely not as polished as our regular episodes but here it is!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 05, 2020
Bad Ronald (1974)
Brian must really dislike his cohosts, because he seems to only pick movies that inflict mental anguish on them, and this week is no except - 1974's made-for-TV BAD RONALD. Not quite the typical Hallmark Movie of the Week fodder, it's still painfully tame and slow, and Matt and Scott are wondering if they need to take away Brian's ability to pick movies to discuss, as he obviously cannot be trusted with this kind of power. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, October 31, 2020
"Scary Moments in Non-Horror Movies" Draft (f/ Robert Bacon and Ashley Victoria Robinson)
We did our yearly Halloween Draft on our live-stream session this year. We were joined by 91 Donkey Lane host Robert Bacon as well as Geek History Lesson's Ashley Victoria Robinson drafting the topic of "Scary Moments in Non-Horror Movies". You can watch the video on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPPRnUUH7Ls&t=5s Happy Halloween and please take some time to donate to Scares that Care at www.scaresthatcare.org/donate-now Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 29, 2020
Hocus Pocus (1993)
Amok amok amok! It's finally the best day of the year (Halloween, ya goobers) and we're continuing the HMN tradition of discussing a kid-friendly movie for the holiday with the one and only HOCUS POCUS (1993). One of your hosts is a wet blanket, but the fire of enthusiasm burns white hot in the other 2, which is more than enough to keep the Black Flame Candle alight until sunrise. Compliment our yabbos while you're at it, why dontcha? If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 22, 2020
Halloween H2O (1998)
It's no secret that Halloween is like Christmas for some of your HMN hosts (Matt's Christmas is literal Christmas, the little scamp) and this year, we're going back 2 decades to the millennium with a sequel/reboot that still holds up, 2000's HALLOWEEN H20! Purists may not fawn over this entry in the franchise, but ya bois at Horror Movie Night are big fans, so strap in for some praise for this less-obsessed-over installment that featured the return of Jamie Lee Curtis, as well as topical teen heartthrobs Josh Hartnett, Michelle Williams AND Jodi Lynn O'Keefe. Plus Joseph Gordon Levitt gets an ice skate to the face in the first 5 minutes! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, October 20, 2020
Getting Campy with Felissa Rose
Matt got a chance to sit down and talk to Felissa Rose about her new movie Camp Twilight as well as dive into the culture of horror fandom, Sleepaway Camp's explosion out of obscurity and why she loves conventions so much. Camp Twilight will be on Video on Demand November 1st! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, October 20, 2020
Bringing Back the Weekly World News with Greg D'Alessandro
Check out the Weekly World News Kickstarter project to RELAUNCH the Newsroom and hopefully PRINT new editions of the paper. For Bat Boy t-shirts, posters, action figures, & more - visit their Kickstarter before it ends on Friday at 5PM EST. Click this link to let them know HMN Sent you https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weeklyworldnews/bring-back-weekly-world-news?ref=b9560t Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, October 17, 2020
Re-Rentals: Trick or Treat (1986)
Brian has wanted us to discuss this for months but... we already have before. In fact you could argue we started this entire bonus series so he could talk about this movie. So join us while we talking heavy metal horror and Matt and Brian discuss the passing of their Uncle Craig who's step is very clearly on the podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 15, 2020
Popcorn (1991)
Campy horror flicks that owe their existence to William Castle are hard to come by, and we've already talked HOHH99, so our fearless leader Matt finally pulled the trigger on one of his favorite forgotten gems, POPCORN (1991)! This one has way too many subplots, but makes up for it with 3 Castle-inspired movies-in-a-movie, and some truly bombastic practical effects. If you haven't seen this one, take the time to find a copy, it's a perfect example of the kind of movie HMN would make if we had any sort of budget... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, October 11, 2020
Talking Tales from the Crypt with Scare Me writer/director/star Josh Ruben
College Humor's Josh Ruben joined Matt to discuss his new movie SCARE ME that's currently on Shudder. Instead we talked about Tales from the Crypt episodes as well as our favorite werewolf movies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 08, 2020
Night of the Demons 2 (1994)
It may be argued which HMN host loves Halloween the most, but this week, the crown goes to Scott, who picked a movie that actually occurs on Halloween, on top of featuring an insane amount of goop, head trauma, and topless 25 year old high schoolers. You know NIGHT OF THE DEMONS 2 (1994) is a good time (except for one scene) based on that description alone, so head over to Hull House with ya boys this October and let the holiday spirit possess you! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, October 03, 2020
Brian Reads... For Annie
Brian once again proves he has the ability to read in our favorite bonus series BRIAN READS. Once again he's reading Edgar Allen Poe but this time it's For Annie. Send your Brian Reads suggestions to hmnpodcast@gmail.com and please keep in mind that we want these to be like ... 10 minutes or less... so keep them short. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, October 02, 2020
C.H.U.D. (1984)
Holy shit, we're finally talking CHUD (1984) with the Podfather himself, Jonathan London of Geekscape fame! After years of begging, groveling and guilt tripping, Jon has decided to discuss this delightfully silly cult classic. Brian is especially happy about this, because he doesn't have to talk at all when Jon's around. He's about as elusive as the plot of this movie, see if you can follow him! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 24, 2020
The Funhouse (1981)
Listener Submitted Month wraps up with one of Matt's favorite movies. We couldn't have a listener submitted month without the unofficial 4th host Kyle Kuchta. Matt saw this at a drive in and thinks that makes him special. We dive into Dean Koontz's novelization, this extremely slow burn film and how amazing the last 15 minutes of this movie is. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, September 19, 2020
Re-Rental: Dr. Giggles
This month we get the ever important Brian Kelly read on Dr. Giggles and then get wildly off topic. ENJOY! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 17, 2020
Crawlspace (1986)
We're not HVAC guys, but we're pretty sure most apartment buildings don't have air ducts big enough for a full-grown man to skateboard on his stomach through, and yet, here we are, watching THE Klaus Kinski do just that. We're talking CRAWLSPACE (1986) this week, and are joined by Joey Pettine of the fantastic Dark Hills Events; Dark Hills is a horror live action roleplaying company that creates immersive events where you get to try surviving your favorite horror movies! He's also a great guy and friend of the show, and has an odd love for Klaus Kinski, the once-great Nosferatu in Werner Herzog's adaptation... who plays a Nazi scientist who kills his tenants in order to feel alive in this movie. It's a weird one for sure! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 10, 2020
My Mom's a Werewolf (1988)
Why, listeners... why do you torment us with these garbage movies? I guess it's partially our fault for choosing this from the submissions, but we're not very good at taking responsibility for our lives and so we're going to heap the blame on you as we talk about the painfully boring MY MOM'S A WEREWOLF (1989), starring a toe-sucking, hairy-backed John Saxon! We're joined this week by 91 Donkey Lane cohost and comedian Robert Bacon, who for some reason decided not to bring an enchanted bauble to alleviate the pain of watching this movie, but at least he's funny (and doesn't look like an incel, we promise). If most werewolf movies are puberty analogies, this must be a menopause analogy, but that part of the script may have been lost. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, September 08, 2020
Matt talk to Babysitter: Killer Queen stars Hana Mae Lee, Ken Marino and Chris Wylde
Enjoy this interview of Matt at his most anxious; stumbling over his words, messing up someone's name and being generally fairly awkward when talking to the amazing talented cast of THE BABYSITTER: KILLER QUEEN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, September 05, 2020
Talking Bleed with Me with Director Amelia Moses
Matt sat down with writer/director Amelia Moses about her feature film debut BLEED WITH ME that played this week at FANTASIA 2000 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 03, 2020
Rumplestiltskin (1995)
Hey! Do you like the Leprechaun movies? You do? Cool, you still probably won't enjoy this week's pick, 1995's pointless RUMPLESTILTSKIN! But at least we have our good friend Steven Bay of Analog Jones & the Temple of Film fame with us to talk about small killers, obsessions with dead media, and how he's marrying someone who loves GREASE 2. Rev your motorcycle engine, cuz Rumplestiltskin is a coooooooooool rider! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 27, 2020
Monster in the Closet (1987)
Another week, another obscure "Troma Presents" movie picked by Matt - this time, it's the inextricable MONSTER IN THE CLOSET (1986)! We couldn't get enough of young Paul Walker during TAMMY & THE T-REX, so we took a deeper dive with this one, in which a rubber suit monster with no backstory falls in love with K-Mart Clark Kent and dies trying to find a closet in which to consummate its desires. Think we're joking? Listen and find out! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, August 22, 2020
Re-Rental: Tourist Trap
Brian didn't join the HMN crew until Episode 148. This means he missed a ton of great content of the first 100+ episodes so we are going to re-visit some of our favorites with him. We're kicking it off with the classic Charles Band flick Tourist Trap. Scott and Matt are still huge fans but Brian isn't as convinced. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 20, 2020
Elvira Mistress of the Dark (1987)
We're watching Elvira: Mistress of the Dark again and are pretty sure this movie needs no introduction or explanation for why it was picked. Cassandra Peterson is a treasure and if you don't like this movie, you hate fun, freedom and America. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, August 19, 2020
Talking DIEry with Actress Claudia Mailer, Director Jennifer Gelfer and Producer Samantha Watkins
Matt sat down with Actress Claudia Mailer, Director Jennifer Gelfer and Producer Samantha Watkins to discuss the upcoming horror thriller DIEry coming to Streaming Services on August 25th. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 13, 2020
Nightmare at Noon (1987)
Talk about false advertisement, this week's movie neither occurs strictly at noon, nor is it a true nightmare (except to 2 of your hosts' frayed nerves/patience), but here we are discussion the most Cannon Films film that was decided not a Cannon film: NIGHTMARE AT NOON (1988). It's got green-blooded crazy rednecks, a ton of explosions, and one of the Replicants from Bladerunner so.... shrug If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 06, 2020
Body Parts (1991)
Another week, another tale of orphaned limbs and the trouble the little scamps can get themselves into! The Jeff Fahey/Brad Dourif double date known as BODY PARTS (1991) is an oddly-paced and just overall weird movie, so you know it generated some interesting conversation for your hosts. Who cares if it's summer, Jeff Fahey says it's TURTLENECK WEATHER! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 30, 2020
Bride of the Re-Animator (1990)
Things we love: Jeffrey Combs, Frankenstein ripoffs, and ridiculous practical effects, so it seemed like it was time to get down on one knee for the over-the-top BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR (1990)! We had previously done a Patreon bonus about this movie, but it's so fun to watch and discuss, we had to revisit it for the main feed. As May's mom said, "if you can't find a friend, make one." If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 23, 2020
Devil Times Five (1974)
Nobody really thinks creepy kid movies work anymore, right? See that, Brian? Your decision to subject us to DEVIL TIMES FIVE, aka PEOPLE TOYS (1974) was a fool's errand, like trying to seduce a mentally-handicapped giant of a man while wearing sexy negligee... Or so we learned watching this week's movie. It's bad, so we have a couple things to say about it. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 16, 2020
Child's Play 3 (1991)
Just when you thought it was safe to recycle the plastic from a supernaturally-possessed doll with a creepy smile, surprise idiot! More Chucky! This week's victim is CHILD'S PLAY 3 (1991) - it's a killer toy movie, so of course Matt picked it. Brad Dourif gives it his all as usual, so we do our best to keep up! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, July 10, 2020
Deep Rising (1998)
We couldn't get enough of the cast of LORD OF ILLUSIONS, so we took a dive into the briny blue in search of slimy horror treasure with 1998's DEEP RISING! Packed to the gills with Famke Jannsen, the guy who played her creepy husband (?) in LOI, K-Mart Jeff Fahey (Treat Williams), Nick Nolte's body double (Anthony Heald), and a ton of awful CGI, you know we're swimming in bad jokes and wordplay. Dip your toe in (that's for the Tarantino's out there, wink), the water's fine! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, July 04, 2020
Best of Year 5
It's no denying that the last 6 months have been extremely difficult and heavy but July 5th, 2020 is our 5 year podcasting anniversary. We would obviously love to be doing something more this year but as per usual we are still going to drop a retrospective of the best moments from Episodes 191-245. When things calm, there's a vaccine and travel is safer we will give you all the love and more to ring in Year 6/Episode 300. Until then thank you for years of love and support. I Hope you enjoy these memories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, July 03, 2020
Planet of the Vampires (1965)
Once again, like the captain of Mario Bava's doomed spaceship, one of the show hosts has led his compatriots astray and he may not live to see another episode... Brian subjected us to the painfully stupid PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES (1965) which really has no vampires to speak of. This is definitely Colin Robinson's favorite movie to show his victims when he brings them back to the crib on Staten Island. Damn you, Brian!! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 25, 2020
Jaws 3-D (1983)
Have you ever looked at a shark... in 3-D... on weeeeeed?? Well, today is your lucky day, as the boys are suffering through ANOTHER killer shark movie (thanks Matt), and their pain is your pleasure. JAWS 3-D (1983) is a serious pile of garbage, and we give it the dressing-down it deserves while working on our sexy tanlines. Don't be jealous, just grab the sunscreen and make sure to apply a healthy dose to our toned bodies. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 18, 2020
From Dusk Til Dawn (1996)
We know how many of you foot fetishists listen to our show, and we want to support your kinks, so here's a Tarantino movie about hot vampires feeding you toe-quila, you dirty pervs. That's right, Scott of all people picked the one and only FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996) for the boys to discuss this week. Someone tweet at Savini and tell him we respect him as an ac-torr. Well, don't actually do that. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, June 16, 2020
Jaws 45th Anniversary Contest and 5 Star Reviews Mailbag
We had a contest to let people win their own copy of the 4k Ultra release of the Jaws 45th Anniversary Edition. We asked people to email us their "Worst Day At the Beach" stories for a mailbag bonus episode and here we read the lucky winners emails! Celebrate 45 years of Steven Spielberg's cinematic summer masterpiece with the JAWS 45th Anniversary Limited Edition! Available on 4K Ultra HD for the first time ever, this ultimate collector's edition is packed with over 3 hours of bonus content, including deleted scenes, outtakes and more. The limited edition Combo Pack with lenticular packaging also includes a 44-page booklet containing rare photos, storyboards and more from the archives. Own your copy now! #JAWS #JAWS45THANNIVERSARY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 11, 2020
Nightbeast (1982)
Somewhere, someone greenlit a movie about an alien that shoots lasers at people at all hours of the day, but for some reason gave it the name NIGHTBEAST (1982). It is neither an actual beast, nor does it only attack at night, plus there's a random subplot of a murderous biker (on top of the scientist cardboard cutouts trying to stop the titular creature). This movie is a mess, so you get one guess as to which of your hosts chose it... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 04, 2020
Horror of Party Beach (1964)
Surf's up, it's time to KILL! Oh, and also get down to some sweet tunes on the sand with greasers wearing turtlenecks and leather jackets for some reason. We're talking the notorious HORROR OF PARTY BEACH (1964), replete with a beach band in matching outfits, a sock-free sockhop, mutated sea monsters, and the same boring scientists giving boring exposition to pad the runtime that you know and love from every drive-in movie ever! Get some sunscreen, it's gonna be a hot one. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, May 30, 2020
Talking Schlocky Horror with 80's icon Josie Cotton
Josie Cotton's career blew up in the early 80's with her poppy, tongue-in-cheek Go-Gos/Fear cover Johnny Are you Queer? The song lead to her appearing in the iconic 80's film Valley Girl as well as the underrated horror film Nomads. Being a long time fan of camp and drive-in movies she's released a new edition of 2007's Invasion of the B-Girls (featuring covers of classic horror theme songs) with the never before released cover of the Female Trouble theme song. Josie joins Matt today to discuss the album as well as her favorite bad horror movies, John Waters and the controversy of her famous song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 28, 2020
Freaked (1993)
Matt has waited 5 years to finally discuss one of his all-time favorite movies on HMN, and his cohosts are more than happy to revisit the insane FREAKED (1993)! The Kelly boys grew up on this over-the-top Alex Winter monsterpiece, and Matt insisted Scott watch it almost as soon as the two of them got to know one another. Thanks to everyone who has enjoyed the show over the last 249 episodes, we can't wait to make you laugh, scream and groan for another 250! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, May 25, 2020
May LiveStream Highlights
Every Tuesday we've started doing a livestream series on Geekscape's Facebook and YouTube page. Enjoy a collection of some of the best conversations that occurred on the live stream this month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, May 24, 2020
"Why We Didn't Pick Your Listener Submission" Mailbag
It's been years since we did a Mailbag episode but here it is... on the feed exclusively for y'all. Email your movie suggestions at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, May 23, 2020
Bonus Episode (Formerly from Patreon): Teen Wolf (1985)
In our build to Episode 250/Memorial Day bonus episodes ... here's a Patreon episode we did on 1985's Teen Wolf a year ago. I'm still extremely proud of this episode. Visit Patreon.com/HMNPodcast to join up for monthly bonus episodes and weekly additional content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, May 22, 2020
Soundtracking: Not Another Teen Movie
Soundtracking is back and this time it's Prom Season so let's talk about the ultimate Prom movie soundtrack ... NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE filled with pop punk covers of your favorite 80's classics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 21, 2020
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Any other year, we would be knee deep in corsages, tulle, hairspray and prophylactics right about now (aka prom season), but a pandemic can be a real cockblock. So, to either soothe or further irritate that disappointment, we're talking a great prom-ish flick, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1993). This movie really needs no introduction, so just listen to the episode and quote along with us! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, May 16, 2020
Brian Reads... The Raven
Quarantine affects everyone differently. For Brian he's decided he wants to get some culture so he sat down and read the Raven. Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com for more horror short story suggestions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 14, 2020
Strangeland (1998)
1998 was a weird time; so weird that Dee Snider somehow got funding to make a spiritual successor to REEFER MADNESS, but instead of the dangers of weed, have it be about the dangers of body modification. If you weren't aware yet, this film is the inimitable STRANGELAND... Brian's picks are bewildering, and this one is no exception, so strap in for bad tribal tattoos, suspensions, dick mods, nu metal and a hard-boiled cop story. Seriously, these are all things this movie leans heavily into. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNpodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 07, 2020
Piranha II - The Spawning (1981)
Just when you thought it was safe to have scuba sex in a sunken cargo ship...If last week's discussion didn't get you wet, this week's might - along with chomping on your soft throatie bits because we're talking flying mutant piranhas (seriously) with PIRANHA 2: THE SPAWNING! This film is touted by James "Avatar" Cameron as the best flying killer fish movie of all time, and we're not here to argue that claim. Death to pescatarians! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @hmnpodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 30, 2020
Blood Hook (1981)
The weather's getting nicer by the day, and that means one thing... it's fishing season in Wisconsin! At least, we guess it is; this really isn't an area of expertise for any of us, but we're banking on this week's movie as a beacon of fact and reality, 1986's ridiculous BLOOD HOOK. How many ways can a killer fisherman murder people with a gigantic floating hook? Not that many, if you can believe it. Whatever, get your life jacket and strap in for the same song to play continuously for 110 minutes of your life! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, April 29, 2020
This Week in HMN (4/28/20)
There's some news in the HMN world... Pop Rock N Horror is cancelled for 2020, Scott has started a new business and OH we're doing a weekly live stream series on the Geekscape Facebook and YouTube channel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, April 24, 2020
Matt Talks to Amy Jo Johnson About Tammy's Always Dying
This week Matt talks to Amy Jo Johnson who's 2nd Feature Film Tammy's Always Dying will be streaming everywhere on May 1st. You may know Amy Jo for her roles in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Felicity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 23, 2020
Werewolves on Wheels (1971)
Brian's love of bad 70s exploitation/horror is well-known on the show, and this week he subjected his unsuspecting cohosts to 1971's WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS! There's a lot of riding motorcycles while intoxicated (tsk tsk) and satanic rituals, but not much actual werewolf action. Join us as we scratch our collective head at this weird movie, which Brian has NO shame about choosing! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 16, 2020
Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)
You flushed it, but this shit came back for more... See, we should be the ones writing taglines for mediocre sequels to beloved b-horror movies! It's another Matt pick, so of course he went for a killer animal movie, and since we've already done ALLIGATOR (1980), he chose ALLIGATOR II: THE MUTATATION (1991). This meh retread of the first film lacks the charm of the original, but it gave us a chance to think back fondly on how good its source material was. The movie might not be memorable, but our discussion is, since we have our boy Kyle Kuchta on to keep the cold-blooded comedy flowing! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 09, 2020
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
Another week, another Famke Janssen lead role, this time in Dark Castle's remake of the William Castle/Vincent Price classic HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1999)! This was discussed way back in the Reddit Horror Club days, so Scott decided it was time to bring in into the HMN library, much to Brian's dismay. Sure, the CGI is bad, Chris Kattan is annoying, and it's not nearly as good of a movie as the original, but it's got Jeffy Combs as a psychotic ghost doctor, Geoffrey Rush channeling Vincent Price through John Waters, and some amazingly surreal visuals. Oh, and Marilyn Manson's cover of Sweet Dreams. It's unacceptable that Brian didn't love this film. Unacceptable! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, April 05, 2020
Matt Talks to We Summon the Darkness writer Alan Trezza
Matt was unable to see We Summon the Darkness when he attended Fantastic Fest in September but now that the film is coming to Streaming he was able to see the movie and talk to writer Alan Trezza about his Heavy Metal past that influenced this sure to be iconic Heavy Metal Horror. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 02, 2020
Lord of Illusions (1995)
Clive Barker, the OG Leather Daddy of horror. The creator of one of the greatest antagonists in modern horror (Pinhead, duh). He also wrote an entire movie about a 9ft tall dick with teeth, so what we're saying is, his cinematic escapades are a bit uneven. In weaker column, we have this week's pick, MASTER OF ILLUSIONS, starring that guy from Quantum Leap and the police chief from Super Troopers. Oh, and Famke Janssen. There's something about a doomsday cult, magicians, and some spectacularly bad CGI. Just don't call them tricks, Dad. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 26, 2020
Arachnophobia (1990)
Some people are scared of serial killers, some of ghosts, even others of aliens that steal your head (The Borrower is so underrated). But what about the people who fear a much more common antagonist? What if you have ARACHNOPHOBIA? Well, first you invite Julian Sands over as bait, then you get John Goodman to help clean up the murderous pests while suggesting house repairs. This one made your hosts feel a little itchy, hopefully you feel it too. We just wanted to share in the bother! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 19, 2020
Tammy & the T-Rex (1993)
It's the classic story: boy meets girl, boy gets his brain transplanted into a robotic t-rex, boy rips off a lot of heads, girl saves boy's brain from t-rex and then does a sexy dance as credits roll. TAMMY & THE T-REX truly has it all! If there's one thing Scott loves more than anything in horror movies, it's head trauma, so when Vinegar Syndrome announced its gore cut, you know it went right on the list. It's as nuts as it sounds and you NEED to watch it! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, March 13, 2020
This Week in HMN (3/13/20)
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Thu, March 12, 2020
Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1993)
Brian finally faced his fears and picked a movie he actually likes, even though he's terrified of defending it against Matt and Scott... The hill he chose to die on this week? PUMPKINHEAD ll: BLOOD WINGS, which really wasn't too bad anyway, but if you listen to the show, you understand how Brian's mind works. While the plot is a bit of a departure from the original, they show off the awesome practical effects and Pumpkinhead suit as often as they can, so it was definitely worth the watch (and discussion)! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, March 08, 2020
Matt Talks with NicNevin and the Bloody Queen writer Helen Mullane
Matt sits down and talks to a long time internet friend Helen Mullane for the first time. They discuss her new graphic novel NicNevin and the Bloody Queen. Pick up a copy on Amazon.com https://www.amazon.com/Nicnevin-Bloody-Queen-Helen-Mullane/dp/1643377132/ref=sr 1 2?crid=JTABFYNGSLFL&keywords=nicnevin+and+the+bloody+queen&qid=1583691380&sprefix=NicNevin+and+the+Bloody+Queen+%2Caps%2C167&sr=8-2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 05, 2020
Psycho Cop Returns (1993)
We had such a good time discussing INVISIBLE MANIAC a few years back, why not dive into another questionable Adam Rifkin movie? We've made worse decisions than watching 1993's PSYCHO COP RETURNS, so To our credit, we didn't even know he left, but he's back to make puns and stare at buns. Oh, and kill as many people as possible for no apparent reason. He's also apparently a Satanist? Who cares, this plot is a mess... Come with us as we clean up the streets on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, March 02, 2020
Talking Swallow with Carlo Mirabella-Davis at Fantastic Fest 2019
Swallow hits theaters March 6th and this past Fall while at Fantastic Fest 2019 Matt got to see an advance screening of it and talk to the director Carlo Mirabella-Davis. Enjoy the interview and see the movie! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 27, 2020
Cannibal the Musical! (1993)
Wrapping up our Horror Musicals month, we decided to go with the Trey Parker college project CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL, and it was as big of a mistake as trying to cross Donner Pass in the middle of winter. Brian got hungry and Scott got eaten first because he's the gym rat of the show (which isn't saying much), but at least the meat was organic. The Kelly boys' musical numbers weren't quite shpadoinkal, but when you're starving for a tune, you take what you can get. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 20, 2020
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
You had to have known this was coming: we find ourselves somewhere that's green with the beloved LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1986)! The tangents grow like weeds, the accents bloom left and right, and you KNOW we bust out a couple bars ourselves as we gush over this perfect film. On this glorious day, we are ALL Seymour Krelborn. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 13, 2020
Tenacious D - The Pick of Destiny (2006)
Week 2 of our Horror Musicals month, and we're shredding the dick and fart joke bomb that is TENACIOUS D: PICK OF DESTINY, picked by none other than Brian! Less horror than last week's SHOCK TREATMENT, and with less entertaining music but more heavy metal stars, we struggle to stay on topic as usual, and argue the merits of acoustic rock (they are few). At least we get Tim Robbins' version of MCU Whiplash here, so that's a plus... If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 06, 2020
Shock Treatment (1981)
Your HMN hosts love their showtunes, and to prove it, we're spending a whole month talking nothing but horror musicals! The catalog is slim, but we'll make it work, so you won't find yourself bitchin' in the kitchen (or cryin' in the bedroom all night). Kicking it off, we're discussing SHOCK TREATMENT (1981), the sequel, we mean equal, to the much more well-known and beloved ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. Thank god we're men! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 30, 2020
Mausoleum (1981)
Can a weird psychiatrist uncle(?) save his ex-Playboy Bunny niece from her demonic destiny, or will she devour her ex-child preacher husband with her hungry monster boobies? Find out this week as we discuss 1981's mob-funded feverdream MAUSOLEUM! It's truly as strange as it sounds, and if you haven't seen it, it is something that must be experienced at least once. Get ready for a lot of glowing green eyes and inexplicable plot points this week on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, January 28, 2020
Talking Jupiter Jet with Ashley Victoria Robinson
Matt talks to Geek History Lessons Ashley Victoria Robinson about her upcoming comic book Jupiter Jet Volume 2 as well as discuss crazy work schedules and the creative process. Donate at JupiterJetComic.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, January 24, 2020
Gnaw Food of the Gods II (1989)
It looks like Brian's movie pick intervention worked, because he chose a real banger this week: the forced-perspective gory goodness of GNAW: FOOD OF THE GODS 2 (1989)! If you've ever wanted to see a young boy swear a bunch in the first 5 minutes of a movie, now's your chance... You also get to see some people bang on a bed of arugula, synchronized swimming, and a naked man-ass chase scene. By golly, GNAW's got everything! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 16, 2020
The Fly II (1989)
Another week, another questionable sequel, but at least we get some sick special effects from Chris Walas in the form of his directorial debut, THE FLY 2 (1989)! We are joined by another Chris this week, Chris Fafalios of the band Punchline and new podcast ONE HIT THUNDERS. You may remember Chris from our Ice Cream Man episode, so he knew what to expect this time around, and he got it in the form of body horror, mutated golden retrievers, and a nice serving of head trauma. It's no Gremlins, but this one gets way too much hate for what it is, and we're here to tell you all about it on Horror Movie Night! If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Send us some emails at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on our social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/HorrorMovieNight Donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 09, 2020
Return of the Swamp Thing (1989)
What's big and green and will kill you with hand grenades? No guesses? It's Swamp Thing, the hero this wildly-inaccurate comic book adaption/sequel, RETURN OF SWAMP THING (1989)! While we love Jim Wynorski on the show, this one is a hard one to swallow, at least for Scott, who is an absolute Swamp Thing superfan. If you want explosions, we got em. If you want sex jokes, we got em! If you want rubber-suit monsters, well, baby, we got em! Get reborn the bayou this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 02, 2020
Bloody Murder 2 (2003)
Do you like summer camp slashers? Are you so hard up for your horror fix that you'll watch literally anything even remotely similar to Friday the 13th? Well then you're in luck, because we got you covered with this week's absolute snoozer of a flick, BLOODY MURDER 2: CLOSING CAMP (2003)! While it may say it was filmed in '03, the clothes and hair of the "actors" involved screams 1999, so if you were in high school at that time, get a couch cushion ready to cover your awkward nostalgia boner. This one was another pick weaponized by Brian, and required us to do a movie pick intervention afterwards. Suffer with us once again on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, December 31, 2019
2019 in Horror
Just as the year draws to an end Brian, Matt and Scott break down the highs and lows of Horror in 2019 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, December 28, 2019
Mink Stole Retro Interview
In 2010 Matt Kelly had a podcast called "The Saint Mort Show" (which apparently no longer is online). One of his first episodes involved him driving to Baltimore to interview the incredible Mink Stole. Since she appears in Cry-Baby it seemed like a great time to dig through his archives and pull out this fantastic episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 26, 2019
Cry-Baby (1990)
You voted and we responded. Wrapping up the year that was 2019 we watch a movie released in 1990 that was reflecting on the 60's... CRY-BABY. John Waters released one of his most mainstream films packed with rock-a-billy songs, awkward kissing and Johnny Depp at his Johnny Dreamiest. Join us on the film episode of HORROR MOVIE NIGHT (where we don't talk about a Horror Movie). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, December 24, 2019
Soundtracking: Nightmare Revisited
So, not technically a soundtrack but there's like ... zero Christmas movie soundtracks that have enough pop punk, ska and nu-Metal on it to make us interested so we're doing the Nightmare Before Christmas cover album Nightmare Revisited. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, December 21, 2019
Growing Up Kelly: Christmas Edition Part 2
Growing Up Kelly is back! This time we're joined by Brian and Matt's sister Julie (who hosts the My Favorite Episode Of... podcast) to discuss more about their Christmas time together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, December 20, 2019
Scrooged (1988)
As is HMN Christmas tradition, we are taking a slight break from the usual picks and getting festive with some ghosts, desiccated corpse bosses, and a whole lotta yelling; we're talking SCROOGED (1988)! Matt strong-armed us into this one, since apparently it would be frowned upon to just do Batman Returns every Christmas like a true American. It could be worse, your lip could be gushing blood (thanks to Carol Kane ripping your frenulum)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, December 13, 2019
Friday the 13th Part 6 - Jason Lives (1986)
Listen, if you dig up the corpse of the guy who terrorized and traumatized you as a kid, stick an iron rod in his chest that then gets struck by lightning, reanimating said corpse, you might not want to try your hand at gambling. You may have noticed today's date, which informed Matt's pick this week, the immortal JASON LIVES (1986), one of the most enjoyable entries in the Friday the 13th franchise. If you were unimpressed with the fire circle in Octaman, Tommy Jarvis has a much more impressive one and it's on a freakin lake... Jump in, the water is crystal clear! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 05, 2019
Psycho 4: The Beginning (1990)
Norman Bates, the killer whose origin was never really necessary to be told in-depth, but here we are, having watched and discussed a whole movie about it, PSYCHO IV: THE BEGINNING (1990). Brian's picks are often inscrutable, and this one is the very definition of the word; his catchphrase really sells this one: "Well, it's a movie." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 28, 2019
There's Nothing Out There (1991)
If you were wondering whether we're tired of meta horror yet, here's your answer: nope! Matt chose a real banger this week, the alien-frog-with-laser-eyes romp THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE (1992). There are punks, bros, hot ladies, skinny-dipping, a ridiculous monster with even more ridiculous weaknesses, and even a boom mic getaway. This one is a cult classic for a reason, and it's save to say it checks all of the HMN boxes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 21, 2019
Blood Rage (1987)
This Thanksgiving, it's not just animal carcasses that will be served up... We are re-discussing the delightful holiday slasher BLOOD RAGE (1987), once a lost episode, but now a new conversation on quite possibly the only Thanksgiving horror movie out there (we don't acknowledge Thankskilling round these parts). Let our gravyboat voices moisten your mashed potato ears as your prepare a feast for your loved ones, but be careful, that's not cranberry sauce! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, November 15, 2019
Comics, P*rn and Wrestling: A Conversation with Rabid directors The Soska Sisters
Matt had an opportunity to talk to Jen and Sylvia Soska about Bruce Campbell cameos in Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies, adult super-hero parodies, Epstein Didn't Kill Himself, CM Punks return to WWE and briefly discuss their new film Rabid out now via Shout Studios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 14, 2019
Octaman (1971)
We see a lot of amazing creature designs and practical effects on HMN, so sometimes it's nice to take a step back and see our SFX heroes' humble beginnings...like the ridiculously dumb Rick Baker monstrosity, OCTAMAN (1971)! More or less a lower-budget, less skilled retelling of the Creature From the Black Lagoon (written by the same guy), this one is 100% due to its moment of glory in Gremlins 2: The New Batch, so thanks for that, Brian. Between the three of us, we only have 6 arms to fight Octaman's 8, wish us luck! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 07, 2019
Return to Horror High (1987)
It's not every day we get to introduce a new podcast on the Geekscape Network, but this isn't everyday! And to sweeten the deal, we're discussing another meta horror flick from the rapidly-dwindling list of meta horror films that we haven't hit yet: the charmingly goofy RETURN TO HORROR HIGH (1987). Our guest is Bacon from 19 Donkey Lane, a fantasy/comedy show that you really need to do yourself a favor and check out. Also, bonus George Clooney sighting in the movie, schwing! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 31, 2019
May (2003)
It's finally happened: Scott had a pick fall on Halloween, and his dream of discussing awkward brunettes and their creepy dolls came truuuuuuue! We snuggle up to the one and only MAY (2002), which most forget is seasonally-appropriate - and we're here to remind you forever. Brian somehow didn't watch it, even with a week extension, so Matt and Scott do their best to explain the plot to him, which sort of works a little bit. Fill your cooler with some cold ones and get spooky with us for the best day of the year, we promise we won't criticize your kissing skills. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, October 30, 2019
Halloween Draft - Build Your Own Anthology
The Halloween Draft returns. This time we're joined with long time friend and 4th member Kyle Kutcha to build our ultimate Anthology film using clips from anthology films and TV shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, October 28, 2019
Talking Smiley's with director Mike James
5 Second Films' Mike James joins Matt to discuss his new short SMILEYS now available on Amazon Prime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, October 26, 2019
Soundtracking: Scream
Soundtracking returns with the 90's horror soundtrack that defined a generation ... specifically Scott's. The soundtrack is good until the weird rave portion in the middle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 24, 2019
Trick R Treat (2007)
It's Halloween week and time for our last horror anthology, so of course we pulled out the big guns with 2007's TRICK R TREAT! We are joined by Jason of Creepy Co, and spend the entire episode just gushing about what a great piece of entertainment this one is. We also get into a nice tangent about Super Troopers, so don't worry, still on-brand for us. Make sure your jack-o-lantern is lit all night long, just in case! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, October 23, 2019
Sneak Peek: My Favorite Episode Of...
Matt has another podcast that he's producing starring his sister Julie. The first week is a mini-Kelly sibling reunion of Brian, Matt and Julie discussing the Scream Parody episode of Boy Meets World. If you like what you hear subscribe to My Favorite Episode Of... for all future episodes!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 17, 2019
Tales from the Hood (1995)
It's week three of October, and time for a heavy sociopolitical discussion that Matt has been dreaming of having since before HMN's inception: 1995's depressingly-still-relevant TALES FROM THE HOOD! This is one of the more difficult films for a show like ours to discuss, so hopefully we navigate the treacherous waters well enough to not sound like total idiots. This is one of the best horror anthologies out there, and still required viewing in 2019 - Clarence Williams III commands you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Thu, October 17, 2019
Talking to Tomm Jacobsen about First Curse
Matt sits down with Tomm Jacobsen (director of Dude Bro Party Massacre III) to talk about his new horror short THE FIRST CURSE! Donate to their Kickstarter with the link below: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/firstcurse/first-curse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 10, 2019
The House That Dripped Blood (1972)
For our second October anthology movie, Brian once again shows how inscrutable his tastes are by hitting us with 1971's ironically bloodless THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD. After Matt and Scott rip this one to shred, Brian explains that he plans to start his future children with this kind of movie on their horror journeys; so basically his kids won't be horror fans after all... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, October 03, 2019
Necronomicon: Book of the Dead (1993)
It's October, and we're lifting our moratorium on anthologies for one month only, starting with the oddly forgotten NECRONOMICON: BOOK OF THE DEAD (1993), directed by the immortal Brian Yuzna, Christophe Gans, and Shusuke Kaneko! We are joined by Cyborg Joe of THE LETHAL WEAPONS all the way from Japan, your new favorite band and you just don't know it yet. The star of the film is obviously Bruce Campbell, I mean Jeffrey Combs' prosthetic nose, but there's also a sick body melt (hey, it's the TGRI guy!), sea monsters, and bat-aliens with brains in their tummies. It's a good time all around, as Joe and the guys can attest (Brian is just a grump). Strap in for a month of anthologies, as well as 907.185kg of bonus content because it's Halloweentime finally and fuck the customary system - metric 4 life! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, October 02, 2019
Talking Memory: The Origins of Alien with director Alexandre O. Philippe (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)
Matt got to sit down with director Alexandre O. Philippe last week at Fantastic Fest to discuss his new documentary "Memory: The Origins of Alien" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 26, 2019
Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1990) (Live at Creature Feature Weekend)
Well, we did it, y'all. We talked about all of the TCM movies applicable to the show. Our fourth and final listener submitted pick is TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3: LEATHERFACE (1990), and is the mirror opposite of last week's fantastic 3rd installment in the COTC series in pretty much all possible ways. Recorded live at Creature Feature Weekend in Gettysburg PA with our friend Joshua, we even have the listener who suggested it (Eli B.) come up and read his email/defend this abomination of a film! If you couldn't get enough phallic chainsaw imagery with our PIECES discussion, here's your chance for another helping of questionable content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, September 25, 2019
Fantastic Fest Wrap-Up with Katie
On my last evening at Fantastic Fest I sat down with the podcast friend (and occasional co-host) Katie to discuss what movies we saw at the festival and what we loved vs. what we hated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, September 25, 2019
Talking Tammy & the T-Rex with Vinegar Syndrome's Joe Rubin (Live At Fantastic Fest 2019)
One of the biggest buzzes around Fantastic Fest was the special screening of the uncut version of Tammy & the T-Rex. Matt tracked down Joe of Vinegar Syndrome and got the whole story of how they came to acquire the film while on the street in Austin (aka there's some audio issues on this one) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, September 24, 2019
Talking with the women of Fatale Collective (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)
The Fatale Collective's short Bleed played before The Mortuary Collection at Fantastic Fest this year. As soon as I saw the short I knew I needed to know more about this group and they were gracious enough to sit down for a few minutes and tell me about their origins and mission as filmmakers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, September 23, 2019
Talking Anthology Films with The Mortuary Collection director Ryan Spindell (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)
Matt sat down with the director of The Mortuary Collection and discussed the greatest Anthology films with director Ryan Spindell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, September 23, 2019
Talking The Wave with writer Carl W. Lucas and director Gille Klabin (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)
The Wave tells the story of a LSD-trip gone wrong. Matt had a chance to sit down with the writer and the director of the film. Keep your eyes open for when it comes to a streaming service and theater near you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, September 22, 2019
Talking Wyrm with Director Christopher Winterbauer (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)
One of the highlights of Matt's Fantastic Fest has been the weird coming-of-age-sci-fi film Wyrm. Matt was able to sit down with the writer/director for a few minutes and talk about their love of audio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, September 22, 2019
Talking to Gigi Saul Guerrero in a Creepy Parking Garage (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)
Matt caught up with Into the Dark: Culture Shock director and LuchaGore founder Gigi Saul Guerrero and caught up about her recent First Look contract with Blumhouse and upcoming episode of The Purge TV show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, September 22, 2019
Talking Homewrecker with Zach Gayne & Precious Chong (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)
I sat down with the Zach (director/writer) and Precious (star/writer) behind Homewrecker Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, September 21, 2019
Talking about After Midnight with Jeremy Gardner, Christian Stella, Brea Grant and David Lawson Jr. (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)
After Midnight is the tale of a man who struggles to get over his girlfriend leaving him while also fighting a monster that keeps attacking his house every night. Enjoy this interview with the Team behind the movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, September 21, 2019
Playing Rock Paper Scissors with Martin Blousson and Macarena Garcia Lenzi (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)
Enjoy this interview with Martin and Macarena the directors of Argentina's Rock, Paper, Scissors. It's a little windy in the first few seconds but we quickly relocated. Follow them on their social media: https://www.instagram.com/piedrapapelytijera.film/ https://www.facebook.com/piedrapapelytijerafilm/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, September 20, 2019
Talking Scream Queen! My Nightmare on Elm Street with Mark Patton and Directors Roman Chimienti & Tyler Jensen (Live from Fantastic Fest 2019)
Scream Queen! My Nightmare on Elm Street is playing at festivals across the globe. Visit https://www.screamqueendocumentary.com to find a showing near you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 19, 2019
Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995)
You know you're from the Midwest when you're more disgusted watching a man eat a raw ear of corn like a goddamn savage than by the insane corn monster swallowing teenagers whole. Our 3rd listener submitted pick is CHILDREN OF THE CORN III: URBAN SACRIFICE (1995), and good lord is this movie good! This is 100% USDA organic HMN perfection in celluloid form, and we just can't say enough nice things about it. If you haven't seen it, THIS is the one that gets the show stamp of approval! Though we're left to wonder if Screaming Mad George has ever actually SEEN an ear of corn... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 12, 2019
Pieces (1982)
We've got our boy Kyle Kuchta back with us on the show and we just love him to PIECES... like the infamous Italian video nasty from 1982 some of us had a great time watching, and then there's Scott. We put our heads together to finish the nudie puzzle, because let's face it, the crotch is always the most confusing part. It's amazing that any of us have ever felt the touch of a woman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 05, 2019
BoogeyMan 2 (2007)
It's Listener Submitted Month, and we're kicking it off with a huge mistake on everyone's part, the abysmal BOOGIEMAN 2 (2007). Imagine everything you love about Dream Warriors, take away the charm, talent and budget, and maybe, just maybe you end up with this movie. Your hosts have about 1 compliment a piece for this one, and spend the rest of the episode in total regret for their life choices. Witness the misery inflicted by Horror Movie Night listeners all month, starting....NOW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, September 03, 2019
Frankenhooker Live Q&A at Creature Feature Weekend
In the 2nd of the two live panels Matt did at Creature Feature Weekend feature him doing a Q&A with Frankenhooker's Patty Mullen, James Lorinz and director Frank Henenlotter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, September 02, 2019
Jason Legacy Live At Creature Feature Weekend
This weekend Scott and Matt attended the Creature Feature Weekend. Matt was joined by Jersey Ghouls' very own Jacki to discuss the legacy of Jason with two actors who have played the character. Glenn Ennis (stuntman for Freddy vs. Jason) and Jason Brooks (co-writer and star of Friday the 13th: Vengeance) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 29, 2019
The Creeps (1997)
It's been a while since the last time we got to fawn over Phil Fondacaro's charm, so Brian did us the favor of picking THE CREEPS (1997), also known by the incredibly insensitive alternate title DEFORMED MONSTERS! Is this the worst acting we've ever seen on Horror Movie Night? Matt thinks so, but he also seems to forget about TERROR TOONS and DRIVE THRU... Watch as diminutive versions of the Universal Monsters terrorize people who took half of an acting class, possibly while drunk or half asleep. It's kind of like watching THE MONSTER SQUAD in the wrong aspect ratio. Or nothing like that at all, we can't tell anymore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 22, 2019
Cherry Falls (2000)
If you're like us, you were a weird virgin in high school who probably went through a dizzying amount of hand lotion for mysterious reasons Mom didn't want to acknowledge. Come with us on a journey down Memory Lane, which dead ends at CHERRY FALLS (2000), this week's decidedly un-erotic slasher about teens banging their way away from a cross-dressing Jay Mohr. The nostalgia factor is running about as high as our hormones in 2000, but hopefully our desperation doesn't scare you away like the overpowering cologne we borrowed from someone after gym. Just like us, please????? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, August 20, 2019
Talking Conversion Therapy with director Bears Rebecca Fonté
Matt had the chance to talk to trans filmmaker Bears Rebecca Fonté about her new film CONVERSION THERAPIST, which premieres August 22nd at the All Genders Lifestyles and Identities Film Festival (AGLIFF) in Austin, TX. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, August 18, 2019
Talking to listener Lee Esposito at Monster Mania 43 about his new movie
As I was wrapping up the table at Monster Mania 43 I was stopped by listener Lee Esposito to take about his new movie! The audio is a little rough due to the crowds but the movie Lillith sounds amazing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 15, 2019
The Last Shark (1981)
In Matt's continuing efforts to make his friends watch questionable giant killer animal movies, he has chosen THE LAST SHARK from 1981 to punish Brian and Scott with this week, and hoo boy. This film was such a blatant JAWS ripoff, that it was pulled from US theaters, which would've inadvertently saved dozens of people from wasting their time and money on watching it in 1981. But thanks to the digital age, here we are, wasting time and money watching and discussing a movie where a rubber shark drags an entire helicopter into the ocean. Summer's almost over, and so is your chance to get that beach bod toned up by a few chomps from a Great White! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, August 11, 2019
In Theaters Now: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)
The team and Katie checked out Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark which came out this weekend so you didn't have to and final verdict is you should see it and then listen to our episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, August 08, 2019
Puppet Master 4 (1993)
We're heading back to the killer doll well to talk alien demons, robot laser tag and the diminishing returns of Full Moon franchises with PUPPET MASTER 4! We are joined by our buddy Vincent DeSanti of Womp Stomp Films (director and Jason in the fantastic NEVER HIKE ALONE), who drunkenly agreed to tackle this pick with us at Pop Rock N Horror con earlier this summer. He may have the silkiest voice you've ever heard on our show, so bring a towel, he gon make u sweat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, August 02, 2019
Amityville 1992 - It's About Time (1992)
Just when you thought you had escaped the mediocrity of the Amityville Horror franchise, we remind you that things got really weird once the evil in the house started possessing random decorations. The clock is ticking, so join our discussion about AMITYVILLE 1992: IT'S ABOUT TIME! There's the dad from Monster Squad, the girl from PCU, and an old lady gets speared through the chest with a stork statue. Read that again. STORK. STATUE. KILL. That's about all we need to get a good episode out of this one, but rest assured, there's more to talk about than just that. But really. Stork statue kill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, July 25, 2019
It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987)
On another installment of "It's A Movie," your boys at HMN hit the beach and bring home some blood-thirsty mutant babies with Larry Cohen's classic (?) IT'S ALIVE 3: ISLAND OF THE ALIVE (1987). There's a whole lot of Michael Moriarty chewing scenery, some stop-motion really doing it for Matt, and some real Troma-esque rubber suit fighting under the pier near the end. It's got everything a summer blockbuster needs....right? Squeeze out some sunscreen for us so we don't get burned any more than we already did with this week's pick on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, July 21, 2019
Talking Scream Factory at SDCC2019
As is tradition this week at SDCC Matt Kelly interviews Jeff Nelson of Scream Factory about what's on the horizon and how some of our favorite films get released. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, July 19, 2019
Killjoy (2000)
It's no secret we relish bad horror movies on the show, but sometimes even bad horror can be in bad taste. Take, for example, this week's urban clown demon mess KILLJOY (2000). Even with a runtime of just over an hour, this one was pretty painful for everyone, so thanks for that, Brian. Watching it as an anti-drug PSA at points may help viewers avoid smoking hell-joints that look like Pepperidge Farm Pirouettes or buying drugs from a pointy-toothed clown with stupid hair. Maybe. Get lit and listen to us try to unravel this low-budget mystery on another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, July 12, 2019
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
In space.... no one can help you solve a demonic Rubik's Cube. That's why you build a robot that will eventually get exploded (to it's hilarious surprise)! We're talking Cenobites in space this week with HELLRAISER: BLOODLINE (1996), and there are a lot fewer corsets in the Age of Enlightenment flashbacks than Scott remembered. We console ourselves though with some demo-dogs and the less-well-known Twisted Twins, which are actually pretty progressive for a couple mid-90s security guards - good for you, Twin Cenobites! Strap in for one hell of an afterburner with your favorite masters of pain on another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Thu, July 04, 2019
Best of Year 4
Four Years and over 200 episodes and we're still going. Enjoy this week while we take a break but walk you through the memory lane of our favorite moments this year (specifically from Episode 141-Episode 190) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 27, 2019
Child's Play 2 (1991)
In our continued efforts to discuss every killer doll movie ever made, as well as to coincide with the reboot now in theaters, your hosts revisited some kinder-trauma with 1990's CHILD'S PLAY 2! We come to a general consensus that this is the best entry in the series, though maybe not everyone's favorite (ahem Brian), and spend the entire episode gushing over how good the Chucky effects look. We're all smile because we have a friend til the end this week and forevermore here on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, June 26, 2019
Talking Creature Feature Weekend with Founders Craig and Sandy Yastrzemski
There's a new convention launching in Gettysburg this Labor Day and I sat down with founders Craig and Sandy to discuss the con. Creature Feature Weekend is a brand new horror convention coming to Historic Gettysburg, PA this August 30th, 31st, and September 1st. We are a kid-friendly convention with an emphasis on activities which include Tim Cappello from the Lost Boys live in concert, an independent film festival, a room of oddities, arcade machines, a circus sideshow, a one-man band, campfire stories, and to make sure you have plenty of food to choose from we will have food trucks. As this is a horror convention we will also have celebrity guests including a Frog Brothers Reunion (Corey Feldman and Jamison Newlander), a Frankenhooker Reunion (Patty Mullen, James Lorinz, and Frank Henenlotter), Tom Woodruff Jr (Pumpkinhead, Xenomorph in 4 Aliens movies, Gillman in Monster Squad), Joe Bob Briggs, Alex Vincent (Child's Play), Billy Bryan (Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Puppeteer that controlled Chucky), Walter Phelan (Dr. Satan from House of 1000 corpses), Glenn Ennis (Jason Voorhees in Freddy vs. Jason, Face of Colossus in Deadpool) in his second convention ever, Geretta Geretta (Demons), and so much more. Come out this Labor Day Weekend to meet the stars of some of your favorite horror movies and stay to enjoy the activities and explore Gettysburg. Remember that a portion of ticket sales will go to help Jenny "Deadgirl" Spain. Jenny has gone through many surgeries since being diagnosed with Cancer and after losing her medical insurance due to high deductibles has had mounting bills. With multiple procedures to go to help rid herself of chronic pain, we are putting our efforts toward helping her and we ask that everyone consider doing the same by either donating when purchasing tickets or by going to Jenny's GoFundMe page (Link available on our website). We thank you for listening and hope to see you all at Creature Feature Weekend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, June 22, 2019
In Theaters Now: Child's Play (2019)
This week the long awaited Child's Play remake was released. We all saw it this weekend and were joined by our friend Katie to discuss. Spoilers are ahead in the episode, you've been warned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 20, 2019
The Curse III: Blood Sacrifice (1990)
It seems so many horror movies are kicked off with a mistake - smacking an old bucket full of zombie chemicals... letting a disfigured boy drown while you're dry-humping... watching CURSE lll: BLOOD SACRIFICE... Tale as old as time, amirite? This boring drama-with-two-quick-shots-of-a-sea-monster-in-the-last-3-minutes boasts Christopher Lee's terrible lower teeth, a surprising level of racism for a movie released in 1991, and an even more surprising lack of rubber suit monster for a movie that ostensibly got made due to the moderate success of Screaming Mad George's awesome Curse ll: The Bite. This is easily the most boring movie we've ever discussed on the show, but we somehow manage to enjoy each other company while ripping it apart. Travel back in time to apartheid South Africa and horrible racist stereotype with your hosts on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, June 13, 2019
House of Wax (2005)
It's summertime and your HMN boys are downwind of something stinky, so of course we need to investigate. Following our noses, we stumble across the underappreciated 2005 remake of the Vincent Price classic HOUSE OF WAX. While we may not all agree on the merits of this film, we do agree that the practical effects and kills are delightfully gruesome. Also, props to whoever made Elisha Cuthbert look like a Plain Jane here... that is no small task. Wax poetic with us on the first episode of Year Five of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, June 11, 2019
A Chat with Never Hike Alone's Vincente DiSanti Live at Pop Rock N Horror
While at Pop Rock N Horror Matt had a chance to talk to Never Hike Alone director Vincente DiSanti Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, June 10, 2019
Bonus Interview with Elle Callahan (director of Head Count)
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Thu, June 06, 2019
Beetlejuice (1988)
Holy s-word, y'all - we've officially hit 200 episodes! In celebration (and to finally relieve Brian of his Six Degrees of Michael Keaton duties, we're cracking open our Handbook for the Recently Deceased and calling upon the ghost with the most, the one and only BEETLEJUICE (1988)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, June 05, 2019
First 5 Minutes of the Return of the Living Dead Reunion Panel
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Bonus · Tue, June 04, 2019
Talking the Slasher App with Damon
While at Pop, Rock N Horror we caught up with our friend Damon who has an amazing app on the horizon. It's one you're not gonna want to miss signing up for in a few weeks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, June 03, 2019
Matt talks to the Team behind Recovery
Recovery is streaming and available in select stores June 4th, 2019 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, June 03, 2019
Cujo Reunion Panel Live at Pop Rock N Horror (Audio Is Rough)
We just got back from Pop Rock N Horror Con and needed to release this amazing Cujo Reunion panel moderated by Matt and Catie of Mis En Scream. Sorry for the audio issues throughout Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, May 31, 2019
The Boneyard (1991)
In a world full of hot scientists (aka actress/models wearing glasses and a tight bun), be a dumpy retired psychic detective in earthtones, like the protagonist in THE BONEYARD (1991). While most of the movie is like celluloid Lunesta, there IS a giant mutant Phyllis Diller monster, a giant mutant poodle monster, and some pretty gross-looking zombie children. Lots of gooey goodness to be had as long as you're diligent with that fast forward button. Come cackle with us like crazy old women in wigs on another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 23, 2019
Out of the Dark (1988)
If there's one thing we love on this show, it's John Waters and killer clowns. Wait, that's 2 things. I guess you could say we hate math here too. In any case, we are tackling the fantastic and tragically forgotten OUT OF THE DARK (1989), which prominently features a clown-masked phone sex pervert, Divine's last film before passing away, and a totally unrealistic photo-shoot replete with fog machine and seizure-inducing freeze frames. It's even better than it sounds, and we want to...shed some light on the darkness surrounding this piece of cinema. Save up your quarters and grab some tissues, this week we're dialing 1-800-HMN-BOIS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 16, 2019
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Next Generation
He swore if we ever covered this movie he'd have no choice but to return as a guest on this show; and he's a man of his word! This week we are joined by Kyle Kuchta to discuss his favorite movie TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION. The film is jam-packed with craziness as well as Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey for good measure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, May 11, 2019
Matt discusses Boys Bands with I Used to Be Normal Producer Rita Walsh
Next Saturday May 18th at 9pm Fuse will be airing one of my favorite documentaries of last year I USED TO BE NORMAL: A BOY BAND FANGIRL STORY. I was lucky enough to have a phone call with producer Rita Walsh. Give it a listen and then learn more on the Fuse TV page for the doc! https://on.fuse.tv/IUsed2BNormal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 09, 2019
The Rage: Carrie II (1999)
We walk a thin line with the movies discussed on the show, one balancing nostalgia with the reality of b (and sometimes z) grade horror. Often, the former cannot even out the latter, but not this week. No, this week, we discuss CARRIE 2: THE RAGE from 1999 and it's somehow better now than it was when it was first released. If you avoid comparing it to Brian De Palma's original, this is a well-executed sequel with a LOT of great kills. Put on your party dress (red, of course) and cut loose with your bros in Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, May 03, 2019
BloodRayne (2006)
Hey creeps, we had such a good time with Listener Submitted Month that we decided to extend it by a week, and boy do we regret this decision! Uwe Boll is never a good choice, but 2005's BLOODRAYNE is a special kind of banality that only an all-star cast and a couple pounds of ketamine can provide. Watch in amazement as Billy Zane, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, Meatloaf Aday, Michale Paré, Udo Kier, and freaking BEN KINGSLEY try to make sense of this godawful vampire flick based on the much cooler video game. For the love of all things unholy, the costume designer of this movie needs to have their skin flayed like Frank in Hellraiser for falling asleep at the sewing machine. God damn this movie sucks. Enjoy our pain on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 25, 2019
Leviathan (1989)
Rounding out Listener Submitted Month, we head to the bottom of the ocean to shoot some hoops and get sexually harassed by Daniel Stern with 1989's LEVIATHAN! Robocop meets The Thing in the Abyss is all you need to know, but creature features with practical effects and some gnarly body horror are like abeetz (Brian's pronunciation of pizza) - even when it's bad, it's still good. There are a slew of bad decisions onscreen and off, particularly in the last 2min of the film, but discussing this one bright and early at Monster-Mania while Brian lounged seductively in bed was certainly a highlight of the weekend. Say AH, mother-effers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, April 20, 2019
Talking to Punchline's Chris Fafalios Outside a Concert
A few years ago Chris joined us on our Ice Cream Man episode to promote the Kickstarter Punchline had going for a live concert they wanted to film. Matt went to their show with Mest and Less Than Jake in Lancaster to catch up about the progress on the special as well as waxing deep on the band's discography. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 18, 2019
Cheerleader Camp (1988)
Which show has the charming gay? HMN, HMN, hey hey hey! That's right, we're back with another Listener Submitted Month movie, and are joined by the lovely Joshua from our friends at Fright School. Together, we talk about pom-poms, spanx and sex pests in the obscure slasher CHEERLEADER CAMP (1988). Is it good? Maybe? Is it bad? Sorta, but we all agreed that it was entertaining in its way. We hope your routine is memorized, sister! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, April 12, 2019
Nocturna (1979)
Anyone who says disco is dead has obviously never seen disco-spoiltation vampire flicks featuring a belly-dancing granddaughter of Dracula (Nai Bonet), a geriatric Vlad with fang dentures (John Carradine), his previous girlfriend (Yvonne DeCarlo), Brother Theodore as a rapey werewolf, a male lead that basically looks like He-Man before the sword powers, and at least one Playboy model. NOCTURNA (1979) is... something, we guess? We tackle this one live at Monster-Mania with Marissa, the other half of the Jersey Ghouls, and then turn to cartoon bats as dawn breaks. Cue funky bassline! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 04, 2019
Subspecies (1991)
Full Moon Pictures is like the Bloodstone of cheesy horror, always dribbling out something to satisfy us at Horror Movie Night, and this week, we're talking SUBSPECIES (1991) with Jackie of Jersey Ghouls fame! The Draculas are out in force and we sort of talk about the film while enjoying each other's real-life company at Monster-Mania this March. Sink your fangs into our nubile, pasty flesh, we don't mind... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, April 01, 2019
Getting Haunted by Mercy Black with Owen Egerton
Owen Egerton's new film Mercy Black is produced by Blumhouse and currently streaming on Netflix. It is a must see film in 2019 and worth your time. Owen and Matt discuss the inspiration for the movie, what got him into horror and why Halloween 4 is an under appreciated masterpiece. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 28, 2019
Night of the Comet (1984)
Post-apocalyptic blues got you down? What better way to cheer up than to hang out at the radio station blasting tunes and having a shopping spree at the mall?? Kelli Maroni just can't keep away from those places, and we tagged along with her in NIGHT OF THE COMET and brought the immortal J-Tro (Jason Trost) with us! We talk 80s culture, the dangers of nostalgia, and his upcoming sequel FP2: BEATS OF RAGE. If you haven't turned to piles of Tang already, hang out with us as we awkwardly attempt to repopulate Earth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, March 27, 2019
What Did We Watch This Month (March 2019)
It's that time of the month where the trio breaks down what they saw this past month outside of the regular movies we watched. Beyond the normal collection of random flicks from streaming services and Matt's obsession with seeing things in theaters both Matt and Scott have a long conversation about Captain Marvel and then talk a little Drag Race. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, March 24, 2019
In Theaters Now: Us (2019)
SPOILERS ALL OVER THE PLACE! DO NOT LISTEN UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE! WE WARNED YOU! We're back with another episode of In Theaters Now! We all watched US and break it down. So listen to our episode breaking down the movie, be warned there be spoilers in these waters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, March 22, 2019
Getting Depraved with Larry Fessenden
Wednesday at What the Fest?!? was the debut of Larry Fessenden's new film Depraved. I was privaliaged enough to get to sit down and interview him about his previous film Beneath, the influence on Depraved and what the future of the movie is. If you want to know more visit the Glass Eye Pix website and social media accounts: http://glasseyepix.com/ https://www.facebook.com/glasseyepix/ https://twitter.com/GlassEyePix Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 21, 2019
Graveyard Shift (1990)
Why are there no porn plots where a busty lady has a rodent problem and calls an exterminator to clean up, and then when he's done and showing her a giant rat he killed, she pays him in sexual favors? If any aspiring directors out there are into this, you gotta get someone who gives 110% every second on screen like Brad Dourif does in 1990's Stephen King adaption GRAVEYARD SHIFT. These are our terms. In any case, it must suck to share screentime with a juggernaut like Dourif when you can barely remember your lines or what it sounds like when humans talk, and you can get a taste of that by watching everyone else in this film, as they are picked off by a gigantic rat/bat monster in delightfully gruesome ways. The Maine accents are pretty confusing, but there's still some meat left on the bone here, so clock in for your shift with Horror Movie Night! Donate to Kyle's fundraiser at - https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/survival-of-the-film-freaks-blu-ray-dvd-release Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, March 17, 2019
Soundtracking: An American Werewolf in Paris
It's time for another month of Soundtracking where we're gonna break down the 90's nostalgia that is the American Werewolf in Paris soundtrack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 14, 2019
Ninja III: The Domination (1984)
Do you love spirit possessions? How about ninjas? How about V8 sex?? If you've answered yes to any of these questions, or hell, even if you haven't, you're in for a ride with us this week as we discuss the 1984 action/horror/kung fu/aerobics extravaganza NINJA lll: THE DOMINATION! The hairspray and rouge are in full force, as this specific possessed katana imbues its wielder with some serious eyeliner skills. This film has to be seen to be believed, and your boys have got the play by play to keep you jazzercising the black ninja at bay. But beware, we don't USE soda! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 07, 2019
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
We talk a lot about the diminishing returns of horror sequels, but the Leprechaun series is easily one of the worst offenders. Exhibit A: 1996's abysmal LEPRECHAUN4: IN SPACE. It's not even fun bad, it's just...low effort and cheap. I mean, the writers didn't even take the time to make Warwick Davis's lines rhyme! But never fear, your trusty tour guides through the shadowy world of questionable horror will take you by the hand and at least bring a bit of good out of this flaming dumpster fire of a flick. That's the Kelly luck o the Irish for ye this St. Paddy's! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, March 05, 2019
RuPaul's Drag Race Season 11 Episode 1 Reactions
Matt and Scott break down all 15 Queens on this season of RuPaul's Drag Race. Who do we like? Who do we hate? Listen and find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 28, 2019
The Howling 3: The Marsupials (1987)
Take everything you thought you knew about werewolves, and flip it upside down, because that's how you get to Australia, ya dummy! We're heading for a walkabout in the Outback with quite possibly the strangest lycanthrope movie we've yet seen, 1987's Ozploitation classic Howling lll: The Marsupials! Quick recap, Howling l shows the world that werewolves exist by having Dee Wallace transform on live TV; Howling ll has a lot of oiled up bodies and Cybil Danning looking like she's starring in a Manowar video, and Howling lll throws all that out the window and says, you know what? Werewolves are mystical creatures powered by the spirit of the extinct Tasmanian tiger. It gets weirder from there. Don't believe us? Guess you'll have to listen to the episode, in which Matt and Brian do pretty solid Aussie accents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, February 24, 2019
What Did We Watch This Month (February Edition)
We're back to discuss the films, tv shows and books we enjoyed this past February. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 21, 2019
Neon Maniacs (1986)
Take the Wicked Witch of the West and make her look grotesque. And have there be a ton of different versions of her. Remove all plot and logic, add a sort of sweet battle of the bands, and you have 1986's almost-a-movie NEON MANIACS! We are joined this week by Mike James of 5 Second Films fame (the geniuses behind one of our recent favorites DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III), who has vowed to fight anyone to the death if they dare to criticize the music in this film. We're not going to argue that...ok maybe just a little, so tune in to see who's left standing and who's a pile of watery green jello under the Golden Gate Bridge on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, February 17, 2019
Soundtracking: 10 Things I Hate About You
Soundtracking is back with another episode talking about a teen flick soundtrack. This month we are breaking down the soundtrack to 10 Things I hate About You. This soundtrack is all over the place! Enjoy it with us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, February 15, 2019
Phantom of the Opera (1989)
Remember how much you love Freddy? Well how about a romantic tragedy with way less humor, gore and charm, but still starring the guy behind all that makeup? You're in luck this Valentine's Day, because your HMN boyfriends are making it special with some candles, some roses, and their seductive voices screeching about Robert Englund's lukewarm take on a classic Universal monster, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1989). There are some solid scenes to be had here, but we agreed that this is one of those films where none of us would have taken the time to watch if not for the show, so let us do all the heavy lifting for you. Cuz lover, tonight is all. About. You. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, February 11, 2019
Surviving Horror With Traycee King
Matt reconnects with a friend of his from Los Angeles Traycee King. Traycee is a semi-finalist in Ms. Veteran America 2019 and is raising money to help the homeless. She's also the creator of the Surviving Horror webseries. Donate to the charity using the link below: https://www.crowdrise.com/o/en/campaign/final-salute2/trayceeking?modified=1&fbclid=IwAR0veOtPnP3hTnXhGdzufEL3uzC_8CJ6PMB9v1lck6FORDOv4TkOQ1V2694 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 07, 2019
The Borrower (1991)
The higher powers (aka ancient aliens, duh) have heard our prayers for MORE DECAPITATIONS and granted us the gift of a movie who's only real plot point is an alien stealing human heads. THE BORROWER from 1991 is a delightfully silly little flick that never quite gained enough cult status to be remembered by most of us... and a lot of that probably has to do with it's barely existent storyline about a murderous alien de-evolved down to human form, who stumbles around LA for 80 minutes just snatching heads whenever it needs a new one. Your boys on Horror Movie Night are all about the head trauma, and this baby delivers, so grab a 40 of malt liquor and get crazy with The Borrower! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, February 06, 2019
Talking Movie Movement with Ashley Groch
I'm joined by friend from high school Ashley Groch to talk about her new fitness program MOVIE MOVEMENT where you can lose weight while watching some of your favorite movies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, February 05, 2019
Talking Amityville Murders with Diane Franklin
This weekend Amityville Murders gets released and I had the opportunity to talk to star of the film Diane Franklin (who you might remember from such films as Better Off Dead, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and TerrorVision). It was an honor to talk to an icon of the 80's! Check out the new film available digitally Feb 8th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 31, 2019
Cellar Dweller
As everyone knows, beautiful female artists want nothing more than to rekindle the EC Comics art style and draw panel after panel of women in skimpy clothes and painfully obvious cold rooms terrorized by demonic hordes.... Right? Don't tell us that CELLAR DWELLER (1988) lied to us! Don't blink or you'll miss our boy Jeffy Combs doing his best Patrick Bateman impression in the first 5 minutes of the movie, but if you do, you can kind of fast-forward all the pointless character development in the middle and just get to the good stuff - a doe-eyed rubber suit monster wrecking all these art school weirdos' days and munching on their body parts. There's also a sweet decapitation, so you know your HMN boys are having fun on this week's episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Thu, January 31, 2019
A Conversation with Crusty Udders of SyKoTiK SiNfOnEy
I was honored to have an awesome conversation with the lead singer of the band I've been obsessed with since I first rented Bad Channels as a kid. There's some great stories I heard during this interview that I never knew and that fascinated me. I hope you enjoy them too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, January 29, 2019
Fantastic Fest 2018 Interview with Piercing Director Nicolas Pesce
In the final of our Fantastic Fest 2018 Interviews I sat down with Piercing Director Nicolas Pesce to discuss his film which comes out this weekend! Do not miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, January 27, 2019
What Did We Watch This Month (January 2019)
After taking a slight break we discuss the films, tv shows and books we enjoyed this past January. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 24, 2019
Bad Channels (1992)
We're back on our Full Moon game this week and ready to get DANGEROUS on the airwaves with the DANGEROUS! DAAAAAAAN! O! DAAAAAAAARE! We're so hyped to discuss the shock-jock-takes-on-turd-headed-alien classic BAD CHANNELS (1992), that we're dressing up like guitar hero nuns and weird yelling cows just to play a crappy Teen Spirit ripoff in the gym. The acting ain't much, the plot ain't much, the effects are...there, but dammit this movie is like huffing Lysol in the best possible way. There's a lot to discuss, so call in with the correct combination and get us out of these chains! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 17, 2019
Smiley (2012)
Listeners of the show will know that we do it all for the lulz, and stay up to date on all the cool lingo and references that fellow kids are using, so it should be no surprise we were super duper golly gosh darn excited to talk about the ultra-hip and totally relatable SMILEY from 2012! There is no way that a slasher movie about Chatroulette, starring Youtube "celebrities" and having zero budget could age poorly, right? Of course not! No real names this week, ok? We're just using our Anonymous handles, which are coincidentally just our real names. Total coincidence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, January 14, 2019
Talking L.A. Living with STANDOFF AT SPARROW CREEK director Henry Dunham at Fantastic Fest 2018
The Standoff at Sparrow Creek is coming to theaters and VOD on Jan 18th, I sat down with director Henry Dunham at Fantastis Fest in September 2018 for the podcast. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 10, 2019
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
We're rockin' and rollin' back into horror territory and takin' care of business with a sneer and a hip thrust. Join us in slobbering all over Bruce Campbell's chin in the fantastic BUBBA HO-TEP (2002)! We are joined this episode by our pal Ralph (@vhsdude/@kaijupod) and are in unanimous agreement that this movie rules and Bruce's Elvis impersonation is pretty damn good, man. Plus, how can you go wrong with a Don Coscarelli flick featuring a mummy cowboy who sucks souls from buttholes? Enjoy as we break out the rusty trombones this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, January 03, 2019
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Welcome to the new year, dudes! We're, like, totally stoked to be here in 2019 with our flannel shirts and acid-washed jeans, backwards hats and smoked-out brains, and we're going to play you a bunch of air guitar to celebrate! You voted to give rock and roll to us, in the form of BILL & TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY (though Bill & Ted Go To Hell would've been a much better and more straightforward title). Matt is painfully excited about this one, while Scott is just in pain, and Brian is... well, Brian the peacemaker. Ring in another trip round the sun with your boys in HMN, starting with Alex Winter in disturbing full granny makeup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, December 30, 2018
2018 in Horror
It's been a crazy year of Horror. Instead of a "What did we watch this month" we are gonna focus on the entire year of horror. What worked for us, what did we hate. Tune in and check it out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 27, 2018
Shrieker (1998)
It's the last regular episode of 2018 so we decided to celebrate the 20 year annivesrary of the most obscure Full Moon film imaginable SHRIEKER. This film about the evils of squatting has a pretty dope, but over powered titutlar characters scratching people to death. Join us won't you on HORROR MOVIE NIGHT!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, December 22, 2018
Growing Up Kelly: Christmas With the Kellys
Growing Up Kelly is back and it's Christmas time! The gang talks about Kelly Christmas traditions, bad gifts, fight clubs and anti-sex dreams. ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, December 21, 2018
Batman Returns (1992)
It's the most wonderful(ly brazen capitalist) time of the year, and the HMN crew brought you something really special in their big red sack - Tim Burton's possibly best film and Brian's easiest Beetlejuice Connection ever, 1992's BATMAN RETURNS! If you don't like us doing our best Penguin and Catwoman impressions, keep scrolling, but if that's your thing, then strap in and get a cold shower ready, because Scott's Selina Kyle is oddly erotic. Tis the season for a Batman murder spree and we're the ones filing the police report this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, December 14, 2018
Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015)
Crushing beers, negging girls into some dry humping, light hate crimes and possible vehicular manslaughter - the good ol' college days all white dudes yearn to relive! Except this time, THIS THIRD TIME, someone is killing all our bros in inventive ways! Who's going to help us do kegstands now?! It's a very DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III day with your actual bros Matt and Brian and their not-actual bro Scott, and you know we're just itching to finally beef. The hazing continues as we mostly just quote the ridiculousness on display in this masterpiece from the 5 Second Films crew. We've ruined your liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, December 06, 2018
Society (1989)
We've finally made it. We've joined the ranks of the upper crust... we've become a part of a great, undulating, gooey mass of flesh, body parts and hairballs. That's right, we wrangled the talented and busy Rebekah and David McKendry to talk about Brian Yuzna's incredible and gross 1989 send-up of conspicuous consumption SOCIETY! We put forward a modest proposal, if you will, of eating the poor to sustain ourselves at the top of the food chain. We also get some first-hand info on the McKendry's new Xmas horror anthology ALL THE CREATURES WERE STIRRING, out now on VOD. Crack open the KY, it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 29, 2018
Destroyer (1988)
Everyone knows that the death penalty is far more expensive and arguably more inhumane than life imprisonment, even if their murder-boners try to say otherwise. For-profit prisons are an abomination, and your hosts are here to show you what happens in them with a documentary film from 1988 called DESTROYER! In this totally-real-not-fantasy film, a convicted murderer doesn't die by electric chair, but just gets really swole and sweaty. He also really likes eating human hair, so take that as you will. We've talked Shocker and The Horror Show, it's time for the third installment of our electricity killer series, let's get buzzed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, November 25, 2018
What Did We Watch This Month (November 2018)
Once again we're gonna run down all the movies we watched this month over at HMN Headquarters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 22, 2018
Scream 3 (2000)
Meta horror is a tightrope and sometimes even the greats lose their balance. When that happens, you get bloated 2 hour slashers featuring some of the most unlikable characters and worst bangs of the millennium like those on display in 2000's SCREAM 3. We are joined by Brett Simmons, the writer/director of 2018's incredible meta horror YOU MIGHT BE THE KILLER, which is great because we have a good film to contrast Scream 3 against. Antivax nut Jenny McCarthy isn't the only one getting eviscerated this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, November 15, 2018
House of 1,000 Corpses (2003)
You thought Halloween was over 2 weeks ago? WRONG. After much deliberation, Scott has decided to take one for the team and pick a Rob Zombie Halloween movie. No, not that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or...oh whatever, it's HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES from 2003! We're pissing everyone off with our annoying laugh and soliloquizing at cheerleaders about popular posts on /r/conspiracy so strap in for another dose of TCM2 fun even though we already discussed that movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, November 14, 2018
Talking to Cam Director Daniel Goldhaber
Since Fantastic Fest I've been obsessed with CAM. It was extremely exciting when it was announced that NetFlix would be carrying the movie and now it's almost here. Friday the movie debuts on Netflix and I sat down with the director Daniel Goldhaber to talk about his humble beginnings on Colorado, going to Havard for film school, the process of making the movie and then at the end we have a brief spoiler talk for you to enjoy after you watch the movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, November 09, 2018
S.I.C.K. (2003)
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Thu, November 01, 2018
Werewolf of Washington (1973)
It's time to do your civic duty and cast your ballot for a man who will keep his campaign promises, specifically if those include turning into a blood-thirsty lycanthrope and disemboweling crooked politicians. We dig deep into the vault for the 1973 horror comedy THE WEREWOLF OF WASHINGTON! Your hosts are joined this week by the illustrious Chris LaMartina, the mastermind behind one of our favorite recent flicks, the WNUF Halloween Special, and we get into some polite political discourse between riffing on the weird stuff that occurs in Werewolf of Washington (there's a lot). Scott also gets a little starstruck by Chris's film credits (heyyyy Call Girl of Cthulhu) - do you think the Pentagon is behind this?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, October 31, 2018
Teen Witch (1989)
We made it through Rocktober and there's only one way to top that - the spiritual successor to Teen Wolf, 1989's charming TEEN WITCH! While not all of the hosts may have had fun watching this one, at least one of them found a wellspring of joy in the magical escapades of the bookworm-turned-babe Louise Miller as she gains the power to turn frogs into sex slaves for Zelda Rubinstein, send date rapists to the Negative Zone, and bum denim jackets off of pop singers. Did we mention the multiple spontaneous dance numbers? Well now you know, so sit back and practice your "school sucks" raps, because it's Halloween on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, October 29, 2018
Ranking the Halloween Franchise
In honor of the new Halloween film breaking all types of box office records and ... it just being Halloween season. We're discussing and ranking the entire Halloween Franchise and ranking it best to worst. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, October 28, 2018
The Ultimate Halloween Movie Night Draft
Matt decides to blantly steal the gimmick of his favorite podcast ALL FANTASY EVERYTHING. They're joined by friend of the show Brian Burger in this bonus episode as all four men try to plan the ultimate Halloween Movie Night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, October 27, 2018
HMN Trivia Game #2
Meghan joins us again to host a trivia game. Which of your three cohost knows the most worthless information about movies? Listen and find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, October 26, 2018
What Did We Watch This Month (October Edition)
We're back with another episode in which Brian, Scott and Matt break down every film/TV show/comic book/whatever that their eyes passed over this month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, October 26, 2018
Rock N Roll Nightmare (1987)
We knew there was one film and one film only that could take us through to the end of our month-long Rocktober binge and while it may be daunting, WE ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE. That's right, it's time to talk about the (in)famously nutty and absurd first film by the writer/director of Black Roses, Jon Fasano - 1987's Jon Mikl Thor vehicle ROCK N ROLL NIGHTMARE! There's hairspray for days, penis monsters left and right, bulging man muscles and every single woman was forced to get topless at least once during the course of the 83 min runtime. Plus some sweet, sweet hair metal and the ultimate battle between good and evil. This one must be seen to be believed, so go watch it and be changed forever, bub, and then join us for an all-out compliment fest for one of the greatest heavy metal horror masterpieces ever made! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, October 22, 2018
Matt Talks to Alexandra Feld (Star of KILLER KATE)
This morning I took a phone call from Alexandra Feld to discuss the upcoming KILLER KATE which will be released in select theatesrs and available via VOD on Friday the 26th. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, October 20, 2018
In Theaters Now: Halloween (2018)
We're back with another episode of In Theaters Now! Halloween came out yesterday and we (plus our friend Katie) have checked it out. So listen to our episode breaking down the movie, be warned there be spoilers in these waters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, October 19, 2018
Rocktober Blood (1984)
When you least expect it, HMN will attack, there'll be hell to pay, we're back! We return to our regularly-scheduled heavy metal horror with some REAL rock and roll gore and one of the scariest VHS covers baby Scott ever saw at the drug store rental section in the 80s, the ridiculous ROCKTOBER BLOOD from 1984 (but looks like it was filmed in 1980). Watch this killer tale of hilarious twin hijinks and laugh to such knee-slappers as a guy smoking meth and a 2-year-old corpse with a perfectly clean, bright red bandana. Oh and a sweet soundtrack by the relatively obscure metal band Sorcery. Up the irons! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, October 15, 2018
Fantastic Fest Interview with the Team Behind An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn
Thought we were done with Fantastic Fest content? WRONG! Here's an interview Matt did with the Jim Hosking and David Wike who wrote and directed the new film An Evening with Beverly Luff Lin. Look for the film in theaters on October 19th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, October 15, 2018
Patreon Bonus Clip : Stay Tuned (1992)
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Bonus · Sat, October 13, 2018
Growing Up Kelly: Halloween Memories
Growing Up Kelly is back, this time Scott wants to know about our most embarassing (and best) Halloween experiences. Hear about scarface costumes, scarying bumblebees and a good chunk of making fun of Brian's shitty mustache. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, October 12, 2018
Rockula (1990)
We interrupt this month of heavy metal horror for a week of lighter fare, and while the title of this one implies there's rock music involved, it's basically synth and early 90s white boy rap, so you can guess which host was adamant about us discussing it (if you guessed Matt, you're right; if you didn't, you're definitely not paying attention to our show). In any case, we are talking the ironically-named ROCKULA from 1990, featuring extensive scene-stealing by the woman who sang Mickey (Toni Basil) and the guy who sang She Blinded Me With Science (Thomas Dolby). It's worth a watch if for only for the amazing arena rock ballad midway through, so give this episode a listen - it's your destiny! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, October 05, 2018
Black Roses (1988)
The time has come, my children. The sacred month of October is once again upon us, and the lure of heavy metal has taken over our teenage minds. We are enslaved by distortion, guyliner and falsetto vocals. We are... BLACK. ROSES. Coincidentally, that's also the name of the film we're discussing this week on HMN, and boy, what a way to kick off Heavy Metal Horror month! We will be discussing a different heavy metal horror movie each week in October, starting with this forgotten low-budget 1988 rockfest, in which the titular band invades a small town and turns the 30-somethings cast as high schoolers into various types of monsters. It's as goofy as it sounds, and there was enough hairspray used on set to pop a second hole in the ozone layer. This month is all about rockin' y'all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, September 27, 2018
Demonic Toys (1992)
Even short-time listeners of the show have probably guessed that HMN loves all things practical effects, especially murderous playthings. So it should come as no surprise that we tackled the awful/entertaining 1992 Full Moon direct-to-video release DEMONIC TOYS! Baby Oopsie Daisy tries desperately to suck the joy out of our rewatch of this classic b-horror with its terrible puns, but thankfully, we have Jack Attack and Grizzly Teddy to keep things going strong through the final act. It's anyone's guess what the writers were on while crafting this masterpiece, but this kind of genius most certainly requires an altered state to achieve such thought-provoking prose as a killer baby doll grumbling, "HI YA FAT FUCK!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, September 26, 2018
Fantastic Fest 2018 ReCap
You've heard basically all the interviews now so here's just a recap of my weekend in Austin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, September 26, 2018
Talking Fairy Tales with Madame Yankelova's Fine Literature Club director Emilio Schenker
Madame Yankelova's Fine Literature Club was one of the most unique films I've ever sat through. I was extremely honored to get to talk to director Emilio Schenker about Israel's first fantasy film. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, September 25, 2018
Talking FP2: Beats of Rage with JTRO outside Fantastic Fest 2018
The ducks have flown away again so it's time for JTRO to return to save the FP. The battle begins, sitting outside LICK during Fantastic Fest and talking with us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, September 24, 2018
Talking Life with LADYWORLD director Amanda Kramer at Fantastic Fest 2018
One of the most challenging and heavy films Matt saw at Fantastic Fest was LADYWORLD. It was an honor to get to talk with director Amanda Kramer about her feature film debut... check it out if you can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, September 24, 2018
Matt Talks to the Anthony Cousins of 'Bloody Ballad of Squirt Reynolds' outside Fantastic Fest 2018
Just before You Might Be the Killer Fantastic Fest attendees were treated to a short called The Bloody Ballad of Squirt Reynolds. Immediately after seeing it I knew I needed to contact director Anthony Cousins to talk about this incredible short Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, September 24, 2018
Matt Talks the Team Behind You Might Be The Killer Outside an Ice Cream Shop
Matt has a new favorite horror film of 2018 and he's gonna be talking about it ALOT so get your ass prepared for YOU MIGHT BE THE KILLER by listening to his interview with the director Brett Simmons, writer/producer Thomas P Vitale and producer Griff Furst Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, September 23, 2018
Chatting with the Team behind Cam at Fantastic Fest 2018
Matt's at Fantastic Fest 2018 and sat down the creative team behind CAM which is coming to Netflix this November. He talked with director Daniel Goldhaber, writer Isa Mazzei and star Madeline Brewer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, September 22, 2018
What Did We Watch This Month (September 2018)
We promised we'd have this as a new series and now it's here. Enjoy as Brian, Scott and Matt break down every film/TV show/comic book/whatever that their eyes passed over this month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, September 21, 2018
Fear Street Pitch Episode 1: The New Girl
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Thu, September 20, 2018
Xtro (1982)
We haven't tackled any sex-crazed aliens in a while (ahem, Lifeforce) and thought it was high time we make it weird around here with the very uncomfortable and trippy 1982 British alien/monster movie XTRO. As you well know, every child in a horror movie is an insufferable brat who will get at least 1 person killed, but what you might NOT know is that the bratty kid here also trips balls on alien hickey goo (thanks Dad), sees murderous midget clowns, and sends full-size army men to kill his downstairs neighbor. There's a lot more to unpack here, and we do our best to wash off the dirtiness we each felt after viewing. If you're coming over, don't forget the snake eggs, they're our favorite! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, September 17, 2018
Soundtracking: Varsity Blues
It's Football Season (we think) so join us as we discuss Varsity Blues on this month's episode of SOUNDTRACKING Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, September 16, 2018
Chatting with Mega-Ran Outside Keystone Comic Con
This weekend Philadelphia's newest convention KEYSTONE COMIC CON occurred. Friday night was kicked off by Rapper.Teacher.Hero Mega-Ran and Matt took some time to sit down with his hip-hop friend to talk about the gathering of Juggalos, San Diego Comic Con, The Spawn/Stephen King IT connection and various other topics (including a little wrestling talk). Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, September 15, 2018
Hanging with Danny Tamberelli and Michael Maronna outside a Barcade in Delaware
It's our most literally named Bonus Episode! After the 90's Night event help at the 1984 I had the chance to chat with Danny Tamberelli and Michael Maronna of the podcast "The Adventures of Danny and Mike" as well as the hit Nickelodeon show "The Adventures of Pete and Pete". We had no plan or direction and most just shot the shit but I thought you guys would enjoy it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, September 14, 2018
The Gravedancers (2006)
Sometimes we here at Horror Movie Night make mistakes - after all, we're only human. Sometimes, that mistake is getting wasted on cheap champagne and reciting cursing in a graveyard; other times, it's watching the 8 Films to Die For's 2006 flick The Gravedancers. While the movie itself is pretty stupid, there IS fun to be had watching it in a group (ostensibly) or at least giving it the HMN treatment with your boys Matt, Brian and Scott. PSA, there's a giant fricking skull that chases a Jeep in the last couple minutes... that's all you need to know about this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, September 10, 2018
Patreon Bonus Clip : Howard the Duck (1986)
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Thu, September 06, 2018
Tremors (1990)
This one was a long time coming, but we heard your footsteps on the sand and decided it was time to air out some Bacon. Kevin Bacon, that is; the dance-fighting cowboy heart-throb of the early 90s who then became the dong-flashing invisible rapist a mere decade later. This week, we are kicking off Listener Submitted Month with 1990s TREMORS. Thrill at this marvel of modern storytelling that seamlessly weaves DUNE and ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 into one very uneven monster flick. But seriously, the Graboids' PR guy should consider renaming them something a bit less Weinstein-y. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, August 31, 2018
Patchwork (2015)
Some movies are good due to the sum of their parts, and this week's film knows how to stitch together something great and get it walking around, killing frat boys and engaging in necrophiliac laffs. We got a fresh one on the slab for you: 2015's delightful Patchwork! Tyler MacIntyre made a splash last year with Tragedy Girls, but his directorial debut two years earlier is equally as fun, touching and gruesome. On the surface, this may seem like a Frankenhooker/Bride of Reanimator pastiche, but stands on its own reattached legs and is a total blast. Kick back with your favorite green glowing beverage as we get to know the voices in our heads this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, August 28, 2018
Jenny Pellicer of PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH
Matt sits down with Jenny Pellicer of the new Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich and discusses her career in Norway, playing Rizzo in her schools first ever musical and how she came to star in the newest Puppet Master film. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, August 24, 2018
The Horror Show (1989)
We talk semi-regularly about the diminishing returns of horror franchises, but rarely do we see one fall so far into nebulousness as the 1989 House "sequel," The Horror Show, starring Lance Henriksen! Lance is a hard-boiled cop dealing with PTSD after his partner dies while apprehending Meat Cleaver Max, so of course he spends his time choking his wife out and shooting his tv set. No one believes that his family is being haunted by Max's electrically-charged spirit, and we wonder multiple times if we're not just watching Shocker again. This is a real stinker (thanks Matt), but we make the most of it in typical HMN style, so bring your appetites for a random non-Thanksgiving turkey dinner with all the fixins, including a ghostly psychopath's terrible goatee. Yum! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, August 19, 2018
Patreon Bonus Clip: UHF
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Fri, August 17, 2018
The Plague (2006)
We don’t wanna wait for this movie to be over…but like the killer kids it features, it just won’t die. For Brian’s first pick, he chose the painfully boring James Van Der Beek Left Behind knockoff The Plague from 2006. Do you like Children of the Corn, Village of the Damned, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Romero zombie films, and religious Armageddon? This movie borrows heavily from all of them but not the good parts, and even the “living” characters are portrayed as zombies. Bottom line, this is a snoozer of a movie but Matt and Scott are wide awake and do their best to snap Brian out of his Dawson’s Creek fugue state. Let us touch your face and steal your soul this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, August 13, 2018
Soundtracking: BASEketball
Soundtracking is back and we're ready to Psych you out this month talking about the pop punk and ska heavy BASEketball Soundtrack. Is Take on Me really the greatest pop punk cover song? What's Reggie the Full Effect's best song? What's Matt's beef with Goldfinger's new record?! All this and more this month on Soundtracking! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, August 10, 2018
The Kindred (1987)
Continuing last week's theme of monstrous brothers, the guys tackle the delightfully gooey and criminally forgotten 1987 bottle-baby flick The Kindred! Scott's not trying to say anything about Brian, but maybe he really is a half-fish monster with a bunch of tentacles and a hunger for house pets - who can really say?? Grab a watermelon and some wet naps, both will come in handy for this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, August 07, 2018
Saturday Morning Nightmares Episode 4: "The Tale of Laughing in the Dark"
It's time for another episode of Saturday Nightmares. This time we go back to the Are You Afraid of the Dark well and watch "Tale of Laughing in the Dark". Not only is it the second episode ever, it's also one of the most infamous episodes. Did we all love it though? Listen and find out! This episode was recorded live on Twitch during our 12 hour stream. Horror Movie Night is a Proud Member of the Geekscape Podcasting Network. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, August 03, 2018
Basket Case 3 (1991)
We did it, we really did it. We can now say that HMN has covered the entire Basket Case series, so......yay? This week, we discuss Basket Case 3: The Progeny from 1991 thanks to Matt (and yes, the other 2 were picked by him as well) and it goes as well as a schoolbus full of singing freaks. Matt's just happy to be reunited with his little brother Brian, and Scott does his best Little Hal impression for 30 minutes, so you know you're in for a ride. Watch where you sit, those baby Belials are not full of strawberry jam! Horror Movie Night is a Proud Member of the Geekscape Podcasting Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, July 27, 2018
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (Live at Monster Mania 2018)
Matt and Scott were joined by Stephen of Analog Jones at Monster-Mania in NJ this spring and decided to make a "threevening" of it by discussing Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth and A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors! This is the second live episode recorded after Mania, and we can happily report that no one has their tendons ripped out to be used as marionette strings or gets called bitch by a TV. Join us for another live episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, July 22, 2018
Miguel Rodriguez of Horrible Imaginings
Matt sits down with Miguel Rodriguez (the founder of Horrible Imaginings) to discuss the 2018 festival and the years of friendship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, July 21, 2018
Jeff of Scream Factory Discusses Their SDCC18 Annocuments
For the 3rd Year in the Row Matt sat down with Scream Factory's Jeff Nelson to discuss the Scream Factory Title Announcements at tonight Panel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, July 20, 2018
RetroActive Episode 9: Behind the Mask - The Rise of Leslie Vernon
Back in 2012 Matt started Reddit Horror Club with his friend Miguel. On their 10th episode they had a man named Scott Roger on to discuss Behind the Mask: the Rise of Leslie Vernon and a friendship for life was born! There is no truer "Horror Movie Night" origin story than this one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, July 16, 2018
Patreon Bonus Clip: Turbo Kid
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Fri, July 13, 2018
Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth (Live at Monster Mania 2018)
In March, Matt and Scott teamed up with Stephen of Analog Jones to record some live episodes, and this week showcases the first of the "threevening" discussions, the inimitable Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth from 1992! It's got the coolest goth club the early 90s had to offer, Puzzle Box architecture and the worst (best?) Cenobite ever, CD Cenobite. It also features arguably the best Pinhead portrayal and soliloquies. Relive the weirdness of the lesser Hellraiser sequels this week on Horror Movie Night - live! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, July 09, 2018
Growing Up Kelly: Spooky World Commentary
For the Second episode of Growing Up Kelly we do a commentary Track for the Spooky World VHS Tape that Matt and Brian watched repeatedly as kids. Below is a link to the video on YouTube so you can watch along! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4gvV4d_OHw&t=4s Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, July 06, 2018
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 - Initiation (1990)
What's better than Christmas in July? A Brian Yuzna Christmas in July! At Scott's longtime insistence, the boys finally tackle 1990's barely-xmas-horror goop-fest Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation. It's got everything you expect from a Yuzna flick - racial caricatures, bugs, nightmare logic, and of course the requisite swimming pool full of KY. Hey, it's even got our boy Clint Howard in it! There is absolutely no reason to sleep on this one, except for the fact that it's only available as a multipack DVD with SNDN3 (brain under a glass helmet Santa killer) and SNDN5 (rapey Pinocchio), so maybe go searching on Vimeo for it like we did. Don't forget to put out some milk and cookies for the giant cockroach! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, July 04, 2018
Best of Year 3
It's been three whole years of Horror Movie Night! This year was definitely one of our most interesting years. So join us while we answer questions, listen to favorite episode moments and bring year 3 to an end and gear up for a great Year 4. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, July 02, 2018
Soundtracking: I Know What You Did Last Summer
Soundtracking is back with a 4th of July classic. Last year we discussed the film, now it's time to talk the music! Scott and Matt breakdown track by track the grunge and metal and sneaker pimps inspired tracks that make up this genre covering collection. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, June 29, 2018
Uncle Sam (1996)
It's America's birthday and you know what she hates more than anything? COMMIES. She needs a knight in shining red, white and blue armor (and totally not-creepy mask) to replenish the blood on the roots of the Tree of Liberty and who better suited for the job than an abusive rapist husband/brother/uncle-cum-undead soldier named Sam? We're celebrating our independence from sanity with 1996's Uncle Sam and just wow. The unspoken subplot of the film has to be that the main child actor is really a robot in synthetic human skin, that's the only reasonable explanation for his performance. You also get some interesting kills and the faintest hint of a critique of the military you'll see in a Fourth of July horror film, so it's definitely worth the price of admission. Nothing says AMERICA like corrupt politicians, Chinese fireworks and Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wed, June 20, 2018
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah,nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah, nyahnyah nyah nyahnyahnyahnyahnyah nyahhhhhh! It's episode 150 of Horror Movie Night and we decided to treat ourselves after midnight with a little film we like to call GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH from 1990! We also were finally able to bring our Podfather Jonathon London, creator of Geekscape, along for the ride, and this was way better than our original request to do CHUD with him 3 years ago... We have a blast revisiting this beloved gem and questioning some of the movie logic on display, but does it really matter because VEGETABLE GREMLIN! Thanks for sticking with us and helping keep us crazy enough to watch 150 horror films and discuss them weekly over the last 3 years of the show. Here's to 150 more (and Gremlins 3, written by, directed by and starring Pizzaboy Jon London)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, June 18, 2018
Patreon Bonus Clip : Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
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Fri, June 15, 2018
Slashdance (1989)
We may not all agree on wrestling and its entertainment value as an art form on this show, but we sure as hell agree that Netflix's GLOW was damn good television, and have been eagerly waiting for season 2 to drop. In preparation, Scott finally unleashed the most bloodless, tame pick ever on Matt and Brian, featuring some of the actual Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling in starring roles, 1989's Slashdance! While it's not a good film by any measure, and the weakest aerobics killer movie we've ever seen, there is a certain charm to it, and by its actresses' pedigree alone worth talking about. The budget didn't cover live goldfish, so there was likely no coke on hand for the writing, filming or editing of Slashdance, and what's left is a serviceable made-for-tv cop drama cut into 40 minutes of dance rehearsals. Let's get in shape and possibly choke someone with their own lasso while they sing You Are My Sunshine because really, these auditions ain't cuttin it for Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, June 11, 2018
In Theaters Now: Hereditary
SPOILERS ALL OVER THE PLACE! DO NOT LISTEN UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE! WE WARNED YOU! Aslo Katie joins us to talk about Hereditary now in theaters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, June 10, 2018
Soundtracking: Idle Hands
You had to know this was coming after Episode 148. We couldn't let a full discussion of Idle Hands go by without an in-depth conversation about the music from its OST! We get misty-eyed remembering some of the great and forgotten pop punk and alt bands of the late 90s, and argue about which songs really didn't deserve slots on the soundtrack while Rob fuckin Halford didn't make the cut. Time to chill with Mighty Joe Bong and the HMN crew on another bonus episode of Soundtracking! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, June 08, 2018
Idle Hands (1999)
If you haven't realized, we bleed nostalgia here on HMN, so it's frankly shocking that we have gone almost 3 years doing the show and have yet to formally discuss Devon Sawa's greatest role as drowsy doper Anton Tobias in the modern classic Idle Hands from 1999! Joining us this week is Andrew Verdecchio of the seminal Christian ska band Five Iron Frenzy (can we say seminal here? Sunday School seems so long ago). We hope you like the episodes where we just recite our favorite lines because...well, you'll understand soon enough. Grab the nutmeg and oregano, we're going to party with our Jessica Alba waifus this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, June 01, 2018
Uninvited (1988)
Continuing last week's spectacle of cat abuse, we're setting sail for parts unknown with a killer mutant tabby and there's nothing to eat except champagne and cereal... and rat poison. You might have guessed it, we're talking 1988's Uninvited and man, what a ride. We are joined again by our resident Film Freak, horror handyman Kyle Kuchta, as we wax poetic about animal shelters, Clu Gulager's fake teeth, how much cats hate wine, and why you should never pick up strays. How much would YOU debase yourself for a suitcase full of dirty money? This is the question that burns within our psyches daily, but can finally elaborate upon with each other, this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, May 29, 2018
Philadelphia Wizard World 2018 Bonus Episode
Matt grabbed some interviews while at Philadelphia Wizard World. Give the podcast a listen and make sure to check out Zenescope Comics, Day One the Comic and Victory Screech Labs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, May 25, 2018
Sleepwalkers (1992)
We start our Violence Against Cats marathon with arguably the most out-there movie Stephen King has ever gotten paid to put his name on (and act in) - 1992's feline vampire flick Sleepwalkers. We subjected our friend, previous guest and film freak Kyle Kuchta to this one, because that's the kind of frat we run here on HMN. Stephen King reprises his role as a drunk New England hick while 30 year old actors play high schoolers, one of which has a disturbingly graphic sexual relationship with his immortal mom, who is also a cat vamp. This one is a yarn ball of crazy and we're just batting it around like we're high AF on catnip. Join us for a purrrrfectly good time this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, May 22, 2018
Soundtracking: Dracula 2000
Nu metal sucks, but nu metal + vampires?? That's some pornstar oral prowess in that kind of power couple. On our third installment of Soundtracking, we drain the life from the most mediocre metal to hit the 1999 Billboard charts and fondly remember our misspent youth wearing Trapp Pants, wallet chains and ball bearing necklaces with our good buddy Stephen of Analog Jones and the Temple of Film. Scott may or may not have confused Monster Magnet and Powerman 5000 - you'll have to listen and find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 17, 2018
Dracula 2000 (2000)
Somewhere in Hollywood 1999, a fat movie exec sits smoking a stogie in a darkened board room. "We need a monster movie but we're broke. Anyone know any companies willing to fund one?" A quivering hand raises slowly into the air; the nerdy intern clears his throat and croaks, "My dad runs Virgin Records. Want me to ask?" And that's how Dracula 2000 got made, an odd mashup of nu-metal, C-list 90s actors, vampire Mardi Gras, and a a slightly liberal interpretation of the Bible. This movie is a 90 minute advertisement for a dead music chain, but isn't really that bad of a watch, no matter how much Matt, Scott and Stephen (of the Analog Jones and the Temple of Film podcast) whine. We hope you have a thing for young Gerard Butler, because we sure do this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, May 14, 2018
Patreon Bonus Clip: The Wicked Man (2006)
Donater's to our Patreon have just been treated to a Bonus Episode of us talking 2006's The Wicker Man. Here's the first 5-ish minutes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, May 11, 2018
Wrong Turn 6 (2014)
Some people are just careless with their money. Case in point, whoever funded the sixth (SIXTH!) installment in the Wrong Turn franchise, 2014's Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort. This movie is just gross, and not even in any sort of fun way, but the one shining spot is that Matt was able to successfully pawn it off to some sorry bastard at Monster-Mania like a cursed button that a crusty old Gypsy breathed on. Stephen Bay of Analog Jones joined us once again for this film, and then we all took bleach showers. Bring your siblings to this one, because, well, it's a pretty important plot point on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, May 07, 2018
Saturday Morning Nightmares Episode 3: "Cuckoo Clock of Doom"
Saturday Nightmares Returns with Episode 2 of Saturday Nightmares! This time we're discussing the 2nd episode of Goosebumps "Cuckoo Clock of Doom" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, May 03, 2018
Silver Bullet (1985)
We talk about nose candy and its role in 1980s cinema quite often on the show, but Gary Busey really takes the cake in 1985's ill-advised Stephen King adaptation Silver Bullet. He and his teeth are all over the place, swilling Wild Turkey, souping up Corey Haim's wheelchair, giving him fireworks, and banging rando broads in the pre-Tinder days. Oh, and there's a werewolf we guess. Recorded with our good friend Stephen at Monster-Mania 39. Get hairy and haggard like us (and Gary Busey) this week on a Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, May 01, 2018
Bryan J.L. Glass talks about Art Bell and his Comic Furious
At Greater Philadelphia Comic Con this weekend I spoke with Comic Book writer Bryan J.L. Glass about his infamous Art Bell phone call from 1997. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, April 27, 2018
Chopping Mall (1986)
This week, we're talking about killer robots! No, sorry, we're not discussing Robocop 2. Or Terminator 2. Or Blade Runner. Or The Matrix. No, we're getting it on in the mall furniture store with Chopping Mall from 1986! Full disclosure, we're the ones awkwardly watching old Roger Corman flicks on the tv and clutching a pillow to our laps while our friends make weird squishy sounds. They deserve to get murdered by killbots, those dirty birdies. While not quite a lost episode, this is the second time Matt and Scott have discussed this film, and this round is arguably more coherent, so you're welcome? If you know what's good for you, you'll listen to Horror Movie Night. THANK YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, April 23, 2018
Growing Up Kelly Episode 1: Talent Shows
In the Debut episode of Growing Up Kelly, Scott asks the Kelly brothers about their Talent Show past. Brian opens up about a botched sock puppet performance and a popularity changing dance off while Matt discusses drag shows and rap parodies. Strap in and prepare yourself for your new favorite HMN bonus podcast series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, April 19, 2018
Troll (1986)
Little people getting work is very important to your hosts here on HMN, and this week, we celebrate their exploitation, er, triumphs with a magical discussion of the Charles Band classic TROLL from 1986! This oddly star-studded cast battles the forces of evil in the most charmingly childlike way and it's fantastic, so we spent the episode praising the Band family more or less. There's also a puppet singalong. Seriously. It's pretty awesome. Come hang out with our talking mushroom (no, not that one) on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, April 13, 2018
Demon Wind (1990)
The infamous LOST EPISODE is getting a second chance at life, and using it to spit oatmeal all over our blouses. That's right, we punished ourselves a second time with the ridiculous Evil Dead ripoff Demon Wind from 1990! Not since Marky Mark ran from a stiff breeze has nature been this stupefying (never mind that Demon Wind predates it by a couple decades, let us have our jokes). We are all dumber for having re-watched and re-discussed this one, but we do it for you, the listeners. Because we love you. There's also a heavy dose of self-loathing up in here, so don't mind the smell. SURPRISE!!!! It's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, April 10, 2018
In Theaters Now: A Quiet Place (2018)
Once again the HMN team is joined by Katie Anderson to break down 2018's A Quiet Place. We talk spoiler-free for approximately 30 minutes before we dive into the plot in detail. Join us for a serious discussion about a very good movie as well as some fun side-tracked conversations about Jason Segal's naked body, who will die in Infinity War and passing gas in a post-apocalyptic world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, April 08, 2018
Soundtracking: Empire Records
Your favorite non-horror inspired music podcast returns in time for Rex Manning Day with this month's Soundtracking Episode focusing on the 1995 classic EMPIRE RECORDS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, April 06, 2018
Bugged (1997)
We are joined this week by Podcast Brother Brian Kelly as we discuss Troma's attempt at an urban giant killer bug movie. The film has the look and feel of a film shot on a weekend but if you love seeing guys acting with an immobile bug puppet than have we got good news for you. We discuss 1997's BUGGED on this week's HORROR MOVIE NIGHT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, March 30, 2018
Killer Party (1986)
You thought last week was our April Fools episode? SURPRISE! It's actually this week's (also Canadian) April Fools Evil Dead ripoff Killer Party from 1986. We got you good, right? Now listen to us quote this amazing and sadly forgotten 80s gem, and gush over how awesome the double fakeout opening scene featuring K-Mart Journey cover band White Sister is. Oh, there's also a haunted frat house, hazing, perms, off-brand Deadites and of course, a killer party. This is a film that must be seen to be truly appreciated, and it's our mission to spread the word about it henceforth. Plan out your best prank and grab the Aqua Net, it's time for another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, March 22, 2018
Slaughter High (1986)
Did you know that in Canada, they only celebrate April Fools Day for 12 hours? So if you can make it from midnight to noon without being pranked, you're safe. This is just ridiculous to us, but is a pretty important plot point in this week's episode, the myopic high school reunion bloodbath Slaughter High from 1986. In reality, though, this is the shortest stretch our suspensions of disbelief have to make while enjoying (?) this one, as no 20-something gets THIS jazzed about plain old beer, ok? It's gotta be like... super nanobrew artisan dry-hopped imperial IPA conditioned in magical oak casks from a druidic grove or some shit to keep us interested enough to stick around a run-down school full of acid baths and killer lawnmowers. So if you've got the hookup to that kind of beverage, be sure to bring some over and enjoy this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, March 16, 2018
Death Spa (1989)
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the gym... We're talking the OTHER killer calisthenics movie Death Spa (aka Witch Bitch) from 1989! While arguably less amazing than Killer Workout/Aerobicide, this is still a fun watch and definitely one of the craziest plots we've discussed yet on the show. I mean, if you have a problem with killer frozen fish and body-warping spiritual possession, you're seriously out of your element here. We hope you're ready to get your heart pumping and your toned, writhing body glistening with sweat as the music sweeps you away into a world of sensuous exercise... What, don't act like you're not imagining it too. Give in to the pull of 80s synth music and neon leotards, we're getting fit and fab this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, March 09, 2018
Bad Moon (1996)
The world needs more werewolf movies, and by the world, we mean Horror Movie Night, because god damn, do we love werewolves on this show! We've suffered through some of the best and worst lycanthropic films (looking at you, Howling 6), and decided to treat ourselves to an actual good b-movie for once, 1996's Bad Moon - which, thankfully/surprisingly does NOT feature that stupid ass Creedence song... This movie also stars a very G O O D B O Y E named Thor (the titular character from the source material), so you know we're into it. Tow your jenky trailer to our backyard and tie yourself to the nearest tree, it's time for another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, March 04, 2018
Soundtracking: Can't Hardly Wait
Scott and I debut our newest side-podcast/Bonus episodes SOUNDTRACKING in which we breakdown soundtracks to some of our favorite movies (Horror and Non-Horror). We couldn't NOT kick this off with Can't Hardly Wait ... one of Scott and I's favorite movies ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, March 02, 2018
Seed People (1992)
Last week, we discussed dinos coming back from the dead, and to keep the theme going, we're going to move on to alien plants that will either cover you in sticky white stuff, or sticky yellow stuff, then transform you into plant monsters with no legs. It's been a while, but we're back on our Full Moon Pictures grind with 1992's Seedpeople and it's all Scott's fault! The pitch for this movie probably sounded a lot like this: "Invasion of the Body Snatchers is a good movie. Let's do that exact same concept but with a fraction of the budget, a horrendous script, and actors who can't act." And somehow it got greenlit... and that's why we love Full Moon. At least they can say that they didn't make the worst killer plant movie of all time, since that crown rests firmly on M. Night Shyamalan brow. Eat your veggies, or don't, because either way they're going to eat you on this episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, February 23, 2018
Carnosaur 2 (1995)
You know what's scary? Dinosaurs. Every boy fears dinosaurs and definitely doesn't consider them super interesting, so naturally the world needed a trilogy of dino-centric horror movies. No, we're not talking about Jurassic Park, we're talking about Carnosaur, and not just any Carnosaur, CARNOSAUR 2 from 1995 - now with smart dinos! The writers of this film had no idea how nukes work, but they also think that you can box a velociraptor so it kinda evens out. If you're into heroic electricians and references to tons of way better films, join us in Yucca Mountain Dino Growing Facility on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thu, February 15, 2018
X-Ray a.ka. Hospital Massacre (1981)
Ah, Valentine's Day... The day you wait all year for to show your significant other you give a shit about them. Forget the other 364 days, you only have to do something nice this one time and then you can go back to be a slob for another year. Or you could kill your sweetheart's childhood crush, go to med school and become a doctor, then stalk her again as an adult with the intent of removing her heart for some odd reason. At least that's the killer's plan in the mediocre 1981 Barbi Benton vehicle X-Ray (aka Hospital Massacre). We're not sure of the details, but we think Barbi Benton wanted to try her hand at acting after her stint as a Playboy Bunny and girlfriend to Hugh Hefner (before he transformed into the Crypt Keeper), and Cannon Films was more than happy to oblige her. The ironic part is that Barbi is fully-clothed through the vast majority of this snoozefest, and spends her screen time scowling at literally everyone. Who did the wheezing killer better, X-Ray or Student Bodies? Find out this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, February 09, 2018
Hard Rock Zombies (1985)
Didn't we just cover Satanic Panic stuff last week?? Matt's short term memory is fried from all the bar water he's been chugging on tour, so he decided to inflict Hard Rock Zombies from 1985 upon us. If you've never seen this one, consider yourself lucky, as it features the softest hard rock band ever, fronted by a legitimate child predator with an awful mustache. There's also a geriatric Hitler, werewolf Eva Braun and their deformed midget offspring. Plus a hot blonde who likes to make stupid Beatles jokes as she lops off dudes' hands. There's a lot to unpack here, and we tried our best to not do Steve Perry impressions for 40 minutes this week. Join us for the loud rock show you never wanted to witness on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, February 02, 2018
The Gate (1987)
Do you love Heavy Metal? Do you have a battle vest with patches from all of your favorite bands? Are you 12 years old and headbang in your room to expensive imported vinyl? Then this film is just for you - 1987's fantastic Satanic Panic/kids-save-the-day-but-blow-their-house-sky-high mashup THE GATE! Mom and Dad are gone for the weekend and a giant sinkhole has been burping up geodes, moths and claymation monsters, but you know what we really need? To partaaaaaaaay! The hairspray leaves a haze in the air and your eyes sting from all of the neon colored clothing, but you still have to fight off body-melting parents, zombies in the walls, your possessed friend and sister, and a monster straight out of the Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual. By the end of the weekend, you'll be much closer to your estranged sibling, so strap in for another banger on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, January 26, 2018
Howling VI - The Freaks (1991)
The moon is full, the carnival's in town and the preacher's daughter is searching for a fuzzy sock - but wait! What's that? Werewolves just aren't cutting it on their own anymore...we need to add freaks to the mix! And how about a vampire too, why the hell not? In case this doesn't ring any bells, there are a TON of Howling movies in the franchise, and we're discussing Howling 6: The Freaks (1991) this week. We really love werewolves on this show, and because of this, we completely eviscerate this low-effort attempt at prolonging the life of an already mediocre franchise. Come check out this tent we pitched, it's got tons of gross stuff to look at inside, including but not limited to a geek, a bearded lady, and a guy with really bad eczema, so don't forget the skin cream for this episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, January 19, 2018
The Wraith (1986)
We try to stay up on all trends on this show, so this week we don some streetwear, stupid sunglasses and listen exclusively to Outrun music - HMN has gone full vaporwave aesthetic and we're talking the Charlie Sheen/Clint Howard Knightrider worship flick THE WRAITH (1986)! This movie is hot garbage, and has a serious cult following we just. don't. get. The car doesn't even look sweet! Or talk! But we can imagine the mountains of coke that brought this film to life, and we respect that. So take a bump on this back-desert road as we drag race through another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, January 12, 2018
American Gothic (1987)
This week on Horror Movie Night we straight up beat the love of God into our guest co-host Kyle Kuchta while we discuss 1987's American Gothic. The film is ... shockingly damn good. You guys didn't make us suffer (yet) for the first listener submitted film of 2018. So join us in examining what can happen when you decide to take a 2nd honeymoon with your obnoxious friends to help your wife get over murdering your child. Spoiler Alert... it goes badly this week on HORROR MOVIE NIGHT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, January 10, 2018
Jon Schnitzer Director of "Haunters: The Art of the Scare"
In a Bonus Episode Matt and Scott sit down with Jon Schnitzer who directed and Produced the documentary "Haunters: The Art of the Scare" which is currently streaming on Netflix. https://www.netflix.com/title/80213401 Check them out on Social Media: Website: http://www.hauntersmovie.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/hauntersthemovie Twitter: https://twitter.com/HAUNTERS_Movie Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hauntersthemovie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, January 05, 2018
The Guyver (1991)
As is tradition here at Horror Movie Night, we're kicking off the new year with a listener poll-chosen, somewhat-non-horror flick, and this time around, we're talking live-action anime rubber suit monster battles with 1991's The Guyver! Don't let the VHS box art fool you - Mark Hamill is NOT the titular character, or even on screen enough to warrant his face on the cover, but this was released at the cusp of the 90s, a time when everyone was trying to squeeze every last drop out of the withering Star Wars franchise. It's actually a selling point that Mark takes backseat to Screaming Mad George's rubber suit/practical effects obsession, and we get 6" kaiju duking it out with no energy weapons in sight (probably not enough budget for post work, oh well). It's 2018, let's get S U P E R K A W A I I together on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, December 31, 2017
We Will Ruin Your Childhood (Live in 2015)
It's New Years Evil so let's reflect on the best podcasting moment of Scott and Matt's life... pissing off a room of con attendees as we ruin everything they grew up loving one thing at a time. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, December 29, 2017
Bloody New Year (1987)
There are so few New Years horror movies that you really only have a handful of options, so this year we went with the one that arguably had the best cover art, 1987's bizarre Bloody New Year! If you ever wondered what a full length Twilight Zone movie with the budget of a single episode and a disco ball full of high-grade coke would look like, then look no further. This film has a science experiment gone awry, 50s time warp (replete with sexy stockings...what? Don't look at me like that) and more loose ends than an old rug. So basically, perfect fodder for our show. Get your seams straight and join the part for the last Horror Movie Night episode of 2017! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, December 22, 2017
Black X-Mas (2006)
As a child, did you ever grab a present from under the tree on Christmas morning, shake it and think, "oh sweet, the Ninja Turtles skateboard I wanted!" only the unwrap it and find yourself staring at a year's worth of socks? We imagine that's how you're feeling as you realize we're talking the Black Christmas remake from 2006 and not the original from 1974. Hashtag sorrynotsorry bitches, because this version, also known as Black Xmas, is unfairly hated, and is actually a pretty solid mid-2000s slasher. Its creators really wanted to see how many attractive 25 year olds they could cast as sorority sisters and how much eye trauma they could cram into 90 minutes. The answer to both questions is (thankfully) A LOT. Spike the eggnog and roast those human skin gingerbread cookies extra crispy, then cozy up with us next to your favorite disembodied Midwest podcast voices on this Christmas episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, December 15, 2017
Miss December (2011)
If you ever felt that Horror Movie Night wasn't Philly enough, we've decided to bring you some hard-hitting holiday horror from the cradle of the US government, and boy is it an experience! After years of coaxing, Matt has finally allowed a discussion dedicated to Miss December (aka Calendar Girl) from 2011, and it went better than expected; he's friends with the producer and didn't want to hurt his feelings if our discussion went south... Lucky for all involved, this relatively unknown killer Christmas flick is a blast to watch and discuss, and you need to watch it on Amazon Prime instead of (or in addition to) Elves. Hope you're as into unbearable goth manic pixie dream girls as we are, cuz they're crashing the party and already drunk on this week's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, December 08, 2017
Return of the Living Dead Part II (1988)
In our ongoing series "Films That Really Shouldn't Have Had Sequels," we head to the graveyard with a cast of very familiar faces saying very familiar lines which were definitely funnier the first time around. That's right, we're talking Return of the Living Dead Part II from 1988! If you're looking for the charm and entertainment value of the original ROTLD, you won't find it here, only the mouldering corpse of it, stammering out terrible lines in weird souther aw-heck accents for no apparent reason. We're all the worse for having suffered through this one, so share our pain (the pain of being dead!) on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, December 02, 2017
Puppet Master II (1990)
It's truly amazing that, for how much we bring up Chuckie Band and the Puppet Master series, we have never done an actual HMN episode on any of them... But that changes today. Today, we give up our brain matter to the godking Toulon. Today, we let Pinhead's little hands squeeze the life from our throats. Today, we discuss Puppet Master II: His Unholy Creations from 1990! There are improbable puppet murders left and right, as well as some pretty satisfying child bbq if we're being honest with ourselves. Whistle the Puppet Master theme song with us as we bask in the glory on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, November 24, 2017
Killer Workout (1987)
It's the day after Thanksgiving and everyone is feeling fat and terrible from all of yesterday's overindulgence, so fire up the boombox, pull on your loudest spandex onesie and let's sweat the evil out with 1987's Killer Workout (aka Aerobicide)! Scott counts the gratuitous dance sequences (with time stamps, you're welcome), Matt feels the burn, and Adam picks the most ridiculous slasher weapon ever. It's a wonder there was any coke left on Earth after the filming of Killer Workout, and if you haven't watched this one yet, you'll understand soon enough. Build your own dadbod with us this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, November 21, 2017
Ranking the Slashers (Live in 2015)
Another Bonus Episode from Scott and Matt's appearance at the tanoshicon in West Chester circa 2015. In this episode we attempt to rank all the major slasher franchise films from best to worst. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, November 17, 2017
Pet Semetary 2 (1992)
Travel back in time with us, dear listener, as we return to the glory of the early 90s, when bowl haircuts were cool, acid wash was a new technology, and Edward Furlong's career was blossoming. You may be disappointed to hear that, no, we're not discussing Terminator 2, but rather the sequel no one wanted, 1992's Pet Sematary 2! Our resident Irishman picks the only horror movie to ever prominently feature death by potatoes, so some jokes really just write themselves. Come with us as we venture up to the old Indian burial grounds with the corpse of Stephen King's pride on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, November 10, 2017
The Incredible Melting Man (1977)
What's worse than watching Body Melt and Street Trash for your podcast? One might think "watching another melt movie" is the answer, but it's actually "watching another melt movie twice in one week because you didn't realize it was going to be picked for the podcast and you already watched it after watching Street Trash," which is just what Scott did with this week's pick - 1977's notoriously goofy The Incredible Melting Man! The plot is murkier than all the vanilla pudding used to make the effects in this film, but the guys muddle through as always. Come see the rings of Saturn with us and maybe we'll even catch a glimpse of Uranus while we're at it on another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, November 03, 2017
Prince of Darkness (1987)
Adam is MIA so Scott and Matt are forced to tackle John Carpenter's end of the world obsession on our own. We discuss 1987's Prince of Darkness until one of us ends up trapped in a mirror world with Alice Cooper and the Devil. You can only know which one of us gets sacrificed by listening to this week's Horror Movie Night Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, October 31, 2017
Saturday Morning Nightmares Episode 2: "The Tale of the Phantom Cab"
It's Halloween, ya mutants! That means only one thing - it's time for HMN's annual "Celebrate Halloween By Discussing Mediocre Childrens' Shows" bonus episode featuring the very first episode of Nickelodeon's Are You Afraid of the Dark? Last Halloween's discussion of Goosebumps S1E1 was a low bar to clear, so... you're welcome, AYAOTD. We talk critically about toxic masculinity in brother-brother relationships and the likelihood that there were 40 years of children parading through the woods who couldn't figure out a stupid riddle. All that and more on this special Halloween episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, October 27, 2017
Little Monsters (1989)
We're on the cusp of Halloween Weekend 2k17, kids, so we scrounged up a truly terrifying tale of thaumiel trickery to assail your aural appendices, a story of one child's harrowing nightly encounters with Howie Mandel in his bedroom. That's right, we're talking 1989's Little Monsters! This isn't a good movie, but really, we don't associate ourselves with those kinds of movies anyway, and Howie's cocaine freakout performance pretty much fits right into our wheelhouse. Thrill to scenes of Mr. Mandel tempting fate to explode his heart and a child drink urine. It's all here on this Halloweekend episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, October 20, 2017
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Life was simpler in the 80s; kids only wanted to dress up as one of 3 things for Halloween: a witch, a skeleton, or a jack-o-lantern. Men were men, drinking from flasks while doing doctor things, or while driving, or while seducing the daughters of dead guys they're investigating, or while Irish warlocks with British accents use Stonehenge dust to turn every costume into a murder death ray party in order to sacrifice America's children to the old gods. Or whatever. You get the idea, we're talking 1983's Halloween III: Season of the Witch for week 3 of our month-long Halloween celebration! There's no Michael Myers to stalk us, but thankfully Tom Adkins steps in to fill the creepiness factor with his thirst for liquor and vulnerable young women. Join us as we incessantly mumble the Silver Shamrock song until mid-November because dammit that song is like brain herpes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, October 13, 2017
Tales from the Crypt - Bordello of Blood (1996)
Someone doused our shriveled black hearts in hooker blood and we're back from the grave for another week of Halloween celebration with the sequel (sort of) to Demon Knight - 1996's surprisingly unsexy Tales From the Crypt: Bordello of Blood! Matt has been hyped to pick this for years, but like any Tinder date involving Corey Feldman, expectation outweighs execution. The only thing in this episode that ISN'T flaccid is the conversation, so fill your pocket with rubbers, eat your veggies (vampires really hate vegetarians) and hang out with your fangs out enjoying another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, October 06, 2017
Scarecrows (1988)
In case you haven't checked the calendar in a couple days, IT'S FREAKIN OCTOBER Y'ALL. Time to bust out the flannel, carve a pumpkin, put on a scary movie, steal a couple mil and get eviscerated by scarecrows! You guessed it, we're kicking off the month of Halloween with 1988's uneven but ultimately entertaining SCARECROWS. Scott has been chomping at the bit to pick this one since the summer, and Matt almost picked it as well, so Adam had no choice but to slog through it for the sporadic but awesome gore. It's a head-scratcher of a flick, but we make the most of it, so tune in on your CB while flying in a totally believable airplane because you know what, it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, October 01, 2017
One Slash Wonders Live in 2015
In 2015 Scott and Matt met for the first time and record a series of 3 live panels at a small convention in West Chester. This is the final panel of the three we recorded. The Topic was discussing "One Slash Wonders" (aka horror films that should have been franchises but weren't). I hope you enjoy this bonus episode ... if you like it we will release the other two (spoiler alert, this is personally my least favorite of the 3) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, September 29, 2017
Street Trash (1987)
Thanks to multiple misguided emails about how amazing it is, we were forced to discuss the incredibly tasteless body melt pastel extravaganza Street Trash from 1987. Matt and Adam took no heed of Scott’s many warnings and now feel dirtier for having watched this pile of cinematic garbage. The director wanted to make something offensive to everyone and succeeded spectacularly… If you genuinely like this movie, please seek help. We’ll be bathing in Purell and bleach – join us, why don’t you, this week on Horror Movie Night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, September 22, 2017
Detention (2011)
Detention is a pretty simple plot to follow, it's just your typical meta-horror/comedy about time traveling teens battling a serial killer dressed as their favorite movie character. Along the way is some mutations, body switching and magnetic bear mascot. Confused yet? Well then join the rest of us. Adam's brain has straight up shattered leaving Matt and Scott to pick up the slack and figure out what the fuck we watched this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, September 15, 2017
The Granny (1995)
Take one parts Golden Girls, mash crudely with Evil Dead 2 and garnish with a bit of Tales From the Crypt, and you get this week's listener pick - 1995's The Granny! It's no Sunset Boulevard, but it does feature a once-famous actress in the titular role swearing gratuitously, huge 90s bangs, a Playboy Playmate, castration, death by fur coat, and wrestling puns. That should be enough to get anyone interested, right?? Bring the prunes, cuz we're a little backed up this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, September 10, 2017
In Theaters Now: It (2017)
In this bonus episode the trio discusses 2017's IT with our friend Katie. This is currently in theaters and we talk heavy spoilers so be warned before listening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, September 08, 2017
Shocker (1988)
Take all the good stuff you loved about A Nightmare on Elm Street, put it in a pile, and then light it on fire, THEN use all the stuff that you didn't love and make a piece of crap with an electric ghost and you still might have made a better film that Wes Craven provided in his 1989 flop Shocker. We can't decide if it makes it better or worse that the man who gave us Freddy tried to burden us with Horace Pinker the serial-killer-turned-electricity-Gremlin, but the experience is made somewhat bearable by a swearing child and sweet hair metal theme song. Be careful what you stick in the light socket this week on Horror Movie Night, you pervs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, September 01, 2017
Arcade (1993)
Sometimes, it's hard to remember how far CGI has come, what with modern horror movies replacing real blood with stupid looking CGI blood, adding pointless, unscary scretchfaced ghosts, and making things like The Emoji Movie. But then you watch something like Arcade from 1993 and remember that things were once much, much worse. This direct-to-video gem is basically The Lawnmower Man with less Jeff Fahey and fuckmonkeys, and more Seth Green and the kid from A Christmas Story. We try to salvage this idiotic plot by having Matt's brother Brian on to bring the sanity, but instead steamroll him like the bad guy in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (which also had way better CGI than Arcade). Have we mentioned that this movie's special effects are garbage? Get your VR gear and suit up with us for this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, August 25, 2017
The Outing (1987)
When you think horror, do you think Robin Williams in Aladdin? If so, you're in for a treat, because we're talking killer genies with 1987's The Outing! The Wishmaster he's not, but this genie has some serious power creep going on, yet chooses the laziest, most bizarre ways to kill whomever he comes across. This is the most menacing antique lamp you've ever seen, and you'll rethink your next trip to the history museum after watching it, so strap in as we grant your deepest, darkest desires in the most idiotic ways possible on this episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, August 18, 2017
Basket Case 2 (1990)
It's Matt's pick this week, and he has a long history of making the guys watch and discuss freak movies, so he went with one of his favorites, the 1990 Frank Henenlotter classic (?) Basket Case 2! We're all attached at the hip with our rollercoaster of emotions for this film, and do our best to sew ourselves together long enough to break down the intricate social commentary of this piece of cinema, as well as shower compliments on its SFX team for all the delightfully weird busts they made here. If you've ever wondered how freaks have a picnic, well you're in luck, because it's shown for about 5 minutes in this week's episode of Horror Movie Night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, August 16, 2017
Good News Is Your Dates Are Here.... Mailbag
Hey Guys, It's been a while. Let's open about 6 months worth of fan mail! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, August 11, 2017
The Beast Within (1982)
We here at Horror Movie Night love werewolf movies, and talk about our love of werewolf movies often. So of course one of us had to pick the werecicada masterpiece that is 1982's The Beast Within! We are immediately greeted with really gross, really explicit r-stuff, then a lot of talking and pointless exposition, some weird murders off-camera, more exposition, more bad acting (though the cast is giving 110% onscreen), crazy teen-to-bug transformation, more murders, more exposition, oh and then one last bit of r-stuff to top this insane sundae off just right. No one was really happy to watch this one, but at least we could commiserate on how it made us all feel (dirty and confused). So if you want to feel like we did and/or relive what your bodies went through during puberty, strap in for this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, August 04, 2017
Stung (2015)
Longtime listeners know, there's one thing that always makes the hosts of Horror Movie Night happy - monster bug guts! What did you think we were going to say, you perverts? This week, Adam is called away on serious business (probably making maple syrup, eh?) so Matt and Scott go into anaphylactic shock over 2015's mutant wasp (NOT BEES) movie Stung. With no angry Canadian to keep them on topic, they spend a third of the episode talking about other mutant insects and how much better the powers they imbue their heroes with... Anything to avoid the implications of the larvae scene in this movie. Light a citronella candle and get out the Off spray, unless you want to have a giant sky demon burst forth from your mangled carcass, but hey we're not judging you here on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, August 01, 2017
Matt Talks to Heidi Cox of 2005's Serial
At San Diego Comic Con I sat down with my friend Heidi Cox and discussed the film Serial from 2005. It's impossible to see but we're gonna try to fix that because the film is a bad movie on the level of Birdemic and the Room. Heidi was on set for a minor role as a secretary. We are also joined by Jonathan London's additional commentary. Stick around for a post-closing credits interview with Ben from SyFy Channel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, July 28, 2017
Tromeo & Juliet (1996)
Signal boost to every dude in love with his sister from another mister, the 420 Boyz are talking about one of your favorite flicks this week, the grossest Shakespeare(ish) movie ever, 1996's Tromeo and Juliet from the one and only Troma Entertainment. Matt thought he could strike gold twice with this pick, but it falls somewhere between Adam picking a movie about baby-stealing killer trees and Matt picking, well, most anything... If you've seen any Troma, you kind of know what to expect, but that doesn't mean you have to silently accept it. Grab your raisin loaf and maybe some Dramamine for this incesty romp (featuring Lemmy!) on this episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, July 22, 2017
Matt talks to Jeff from Scream Factory at San Diego Comic Con 2017
Matt grabbed an interview with Jeff of Scream Factory immediately following their DVD release announcements panel. Check out some of the cool titles coming to Scream Factory to wrap up the year! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, July 21, 2017
Retroactive Episode 8: Frankenstein's Army (2013)
"There's no way they could do back-to-back Nazi zombie movie episodes....right?" WRONG. Get your surgical equipment and bullshit swastika armband back out, because the guys at HMN have another Nazi zombie flick to discuss this week, with a retroactive look back at 2013's surprisingly not terrible Frankenstein's Army. If you're like us (well, Matt and Scott, at least), then you spent a good chunk of your prepubescent days splattering Hitler-loving monsters in the classic PC shooter Wolfenstein 3-D. This film is basically that, but with better graphics. You're either going to enjoy it or be bored out of your skull, so no further explanation is necessary here. Someone get Ron Perlman on the phone and see if he wants to come bust some goose-stepping ghouls on this week's (retroactive) episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, July 14, 2017
Retroactive Episode 7: Dead Snow 2: Red Vs. Dead
It's the middle of the summer, so let's cool off with a movie about partially-thawed Nazi zombies. You read that right, we actually at one time discussed Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead (2014) and dug it out of its frosty tomb for a retroactive episode. We don't remember much about this conversation, or the movie for that matter, but rest assured, we had some stuff to complain about as always. Get ready to do it with a dead girl while enjoying the 2-packs-a-day stylings of Bonnie Tyler on this retroactive episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, July 08, 2017
Hollow Man (2000)
Sometimes you cheer for the amazing work done by graphic artists in the movies you watch, and sometimes you sit in disbelief realizing that a team of people got paid to mocap Kevin Bacon's dong for an Invisible Man movie. If that doesn't paint the picture, we're discussing 2000's pointless CGI fest, Hollow Man, and boy did we not have fun. This super rapey take on the classic mad scientist story has a bunch of supposedly smart people acting like idiots, talking like Dawson's Creek characters, and screwing or bludgeoning anything with a heartbeat. Strap in and bite down on this, cuz frankly you can see right though us on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, July 05, 2017
Best of Year 2
It's July 5th which means we're officially 2 years old. Check out this collection of some of our favorite moments between episode 41 and 90. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, July 01, 2017
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Maybe it's because we're 3 clueless dudes, but does covering up a murder lead to you not washing your hair for a year but still being totally cool with wearing crop tops and belly shirts? We don't know, but these are the hard-hitting questions we aggressively drive towards in this week's discussion of 1997's beautiful-people-screaming-at-nothing-and-quipping-like-it's-a-romcom Kevin Williamson slasher I Know What You Did Last Summer! The best part about this movie is that no matter how many times you watch it, the plot points and character motivations are so inscrutable and inane that your brain doesn't retain much of anything, so the killer's third act reveal is always fresh. Plus everyone is super attractive (except for the actual killer...OR IS IT). Grab your galoshes cuz this flick's slicker than a bucket of lukewarm chum and we're going to chug it on this week's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, June 24, 2017
Monster Squad (1987)
Dracula is alive. In fact, he plans to rule the world and that is why he seeks the help of other legendary monsters. However, a bunch of kids regarded by their peers as losers uncover the devious plan and prepare for a counter strike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, June 17, 2017
Sleepaway Camp 2 - Unhappy Campers
It's episode 99 so it should surprise no one that we went with Sleepaway Camp 2, the delightful sequel to episode 50's Sleepaway Camp - now with 100% less baseball montages! SAC2 is arguably less transphobic, less homophobic, and definitely way more boob-filled than its predecessor, but one thing remains the same...Kids these days are only trying to get someone to touch them where they pee. For this sin, all must die. Join us as we decide which grossly inventive kill is the best and wonder how every camper appears to be 25 on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, June 10, 2017
The Video Dead (1987)
Do you like zombie movies? Really? In 2017? Well, OK, but even you will probably be unable to find much of value in this week's pick, the head shakingly odd direct-to-video messtorpiece The Video Dead from 1987. The guys do their best to explain the plot of a relatively plotless film, and ask questions like, "Why don't the zombies actually eat anyone?" and "Are any of these people actors?" Get the dry ice and your grandparents' vacuum tube TV set, because the HMN boys are going to reenact the one good scene from this film on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, June 04, 2017
Matt talks to the Monster Squad
While at Wizard World Matt grabbed a quick chat with Ryan and Andre of Monster Squad and Squadcast. Beyond that He also shares a quick story about meeting Chuck Russell (The Blob, NOES3 Dream Warriors) and how he has no issue killing children in movies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, June 03, 2017
An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)
The late 90s were a simpler time for Americans; we were cool with most of the world and could spend entire summers backpacking across Europe trying to do EXTREEEEEME stunts with our douchey friends and chase foreign tail without fear of incriminating photos being posted on social media. Plus, you could dress like a homeless person and still have a chance at getting laid (thanks Seattle). Yes, the 90s were pretty swell, unless you're Tom Everett Scott in 1997's An American Werewolf in Paris. Or really most of the movies he starred in during this time period. But he did get to make out with Julie Delpy and Liv Tyler, so he had that going for him. In any case, we tackle another questionable werewolf flick this week and spent more time discussing its soundtrack and quoting Dead Man on Campus than anything else, but longtime listeners will be completely unsurprised by this. Check your bungie apparatus, because it's time to get Eiffel Towered on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, May 27, 2017
The Howling II - Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985)
We joke a lot about coke-fueled 80s cinema, but we may have finally found the ultimate example of what a drug fever dream could lead to - 1985's insane lycanthrope 'n little people extravaganza, Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf! Between the shots of Christopher Lee smirking in a pair of awkward new wave sunglasses, on-top-of-the-clothes love scenes while the whole town smells sex in the air like creeps, werewolf threesomes, threats of forced werewolf oral and possibly pervy gargoyle staffs, Stiran struts around in as little pleather as humanly possible in what looks like reused heavy metal video shoots. This just scratches the surface of the depths this film sinks to, in the most ridiculous ways possible. We hope you like Devo, because the house band sure seems to on this episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, May 19, 2017
The Invisible Maniac (1990)
Some days, life really gets you down. No one believes you're a scientific genius, your coworkers laugh at you, you're chased by the friendliest wild dog ever... All because your mom caught you using your telescope to watching the neighbor girl strip down erotically to 50s music when you were a child. What's a guy to do?! Maybe inject himself with invisibility serum and molest his way through the remedial physics class at the local high school? Yeah, that sounds like a plan! If you haven't guessed, we watched 1990's The Invisible Maniac, and IT. WAS. AMAZING. If you're not hyped for this episode, there's no saving you, so you might as well choke on this subway sandwich here, cuz that's how we roll (while invisible) on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, May 12, 2017
Return of the Living Dead Part 3 (1993)
We here at Horror Movie Night understand that our listeners are a diverse group, so what's a little innocent neceophilia between friends? In honor of you delightful deviants, we're talking about arguably the sexiest zombie flick ever - or at least from the 90s - Return of the Living Dead III from 1993! This pick harkens back to our recent commentary track for Bride of Re-Animator, as director Brian Yuzna wanted more screen time for the Bride and wrote this as a sort of spiritual successor. Thanks, Mr. Yuzna, we love ya! Hope you're hungry again, because racist stereotypes and DIY body mods are on the menu for this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, May 06, 2017
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) - Live at Brickwall Tavern
As you may have gathered from our Jason Takes Manhattan episode, we did a live taping recently after Monster Mania 36; in the likelihood that you, dear listeners, weren't able to make it to the live show, we were thoughtful/sadistic enough to tape the show, and this week's episode is the second half of our set, in which we lovingly eviscerate 1991's ironically-named "final" installment in the NOES franchise, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare! The hits come faster and harder than Breckin Meyer doing bong rips, so get yourself a drink and fire up your Powerglove for another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, April 29, 2017
Stay Alive (2005)
Whoever said that gamer nerds would never live through a horror movie? We're not sure either, but they were pretty spot with their predictions. This week, we are joined by the incredibly knowledgeable Liz Finnegan of The Escapist to discuss Frankie Muniz's agent's terrible decision-making skills and the unbelievable game mechanics In the 2005 video game ghost killer flick Stay Alive. Liz and Adam chew the pixelated fat over horror games while Matt and Scott try to keep up and not sound dumb. It's time for a good old fashioned LAN party, so bring the Doritos and Mountain Dew for this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Oh, and the virgin blood for the ghost of Madam Bathory, how could we forget? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, April 22, 2017
The Blob (1988)
It's Friday night, you're a high school football star, and you have a hot date with the pretty-but-takes-no-shit head cheerleader - what do you do?? Probably get eaten within the first 15 minutes by a mutated bacteria that was shot into space and has now crash-landed and gruesomely begun dissolving your friends one by one, that's what... If you haven't guessed, this week's film is none other than the fantastic 1988 remake of The Blob! For once, your hosts are in agreement that this movie rules, and spend most of the episode excitedly fawning over the gross ways the blob digests half the town. If you have the stomach for it, meet us at the local diner, but beware the clogged kitchen sink (that's totally not up to code and we hope they have an inspector come write them up once the blob-crystal cleanup is done but what if the inspector got killed in all of the commotion and now health violations will run rampant?) this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, April 15, 2017
Critters 2: The Main Course (1988)
We here at Horror Movie Night believe in the sanctity of religion, so on this extra special Easter episode, we want to discuss the holy cycle of death and rebirth by watching a guy in a bunny suit get eaten crotch-first by monster hedgehogs and then crash through a church's stained glass window as parishioners in their Easter best scream in terror. That's right, we're talking about Critters 2 from 1988! What better way to celebrate the end of Lenten fasting than by gorging yourself on humans and the occasional frozen hamburger pile as you and your bros combine to form a gigantic ball of fuzzy murder teeth? Maybe the topless shapeshifting bounty hunter that looks like a Playoy model and has a very phallic-looking laser gun (if you're into that sort of thing). Rejoice, as Crites have risen on this holy day, or (Horror Movie) night, I guess? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, April 08, 2017
Friday the 13th Part 8 - Jason Takes Manhattan (Live at Brickwall Tavern)
If there's one thing the world of horror needs, it's a movie where an undead killer stalks teenagers on a boat that can teleport from a closed lake to the open ocean. Really, there MUST be a market for that, right? To the people clambering for such a film, we bestow upon you this live discussion of Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989), taped at the Brickwall Tavern in Burlington, New Jersey - that's close enough to NYC, right? Matt and Scott are joined by punk rock supervillain Johnny Neutrino, whose last name Matt battles the entire episode. If you missed the HMN crew at Monster Mania 36, here's your chance to get in on that strangely bloodless teen-killing massacre of a weekend. You're at a bar with friends and weirdos are on stage making somewhat inappropriate jokes, better make it a double for this week's (live) episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, April 01, 2017
The Curse 2 - The Bite (1986)
You ever watch a movie where someone's hand is mutating into a crazy snake monster and just think to yourself, "dude shouldn't have jacked it so much..."? No? Well this week you may find yourself thinking just that as we wrap ourselves around the sequel-in-name-only Curse 2: The Bite (1989). Screaming Mad George isn't a guest on this episode, but Matt does his best impression of him and if you close your eyes and dip your hand in a bowl of room-temperature KY, it feels like he's really there! Bring your weird Amish accent and terrible singing voice, we'll be downing all the fly-beers we can stomach on this week's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, March 24, 2017
Ice Cream Man (1995)
Lactose intolerant listeners, beware: this movie stinks more then your bedroom at night after drinking a whole milkshake... It's been far too long since our favorite weirdo has graced us with his onscreen presence, so we struggled through Clint Howard's "acting" in 1995's The Ice Cream Man. There's implied cannibalism, malpractice lawsuits everywhere, oh and Cool Chris from Punchline quoting the douchey older brother's best lines! Seriously, Chris Fafalios is our guest, and we're on our best behavior. Kinda. Get your oral fixation under control with a push pop or rocket pop and settle in for another creamy episode of Horror Movie Night! Episode Ends with No Stopping Us off Punchline's album THRILLED Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, March 17, 2017
Rawhead Rex (1986)
This St. Paddy's, we're taking a trip to the Emerald Isle to do battle with a pagan wrestling god in the form of a walking dick joke in Clive Barker's second attempt at not getting screwed by a studio - 1986's RAWHEAD REX! The plot is incoherent, the acting abysmal, and the rubber suited monster incredibly ineffectual, but that's all right, because we have a screaming, insane priest chewing every goddamn scene and we're going to take full advantage of the situation. Get ready for your 98 degree baptism, because we drank all the communal wine on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, March 15, 2017
Live at Monster Mania Bonus Episode
This past weekend Scott and Matt attended Monster Mania 36 and while we were there decided to record some content. We talk about the convention, interview a girl who made the walrus suit for Tusk and go on Facebook Live. We answer some of your questions on Facebook Live covering such topics as "What would we cosplay as", "Favorite John Cusack movie" and "what horror movie would we turn into a musical". You can only find the answers by listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, March 10, 2017
The Lawnmower Man (1992)
This week continues our streak of godawful early 90s sci-fi/horror as we dive brainfirst into a new technology called VIRTUAL REALITY and immediately get to cybering with any warm body nearby. That's right, we're discussing 1992's not-a-Stephen-King-adaption-even-if-the-posters-say-it-is The Lawnmower Man, and we have help from our new buddy, Jesse Cornett! Jesse, or as we like to call him, The Golden Voice, is an established podcaster himself and decided to slumbit with us for 45 minutes as we barely discuss the incomprehensible garbage that constituted a Stephen King adaption in the early 90s. We also discuss Jesse's set-upon wife, who watched this drek with him, and his Kickstarter campaign for an ongoing animated horror anthology show called Chilling Tales For Dark Nights. Come get your mind ripped apart by the Digital Godhead known as Jeff Fahey's hair, and enjoy the soothing tones of Jesse Cornett's Golden Voice on this week's installment of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, March 04, 2017
Project Metalbeast (1995)
Get this... sniiiiiff ok, a werewolf, right? With skin as strong as steel! A literal metal beast! Everyone in agreement? Great, let me call my dealer, we're going up need more snow than Aspen to film this... Is probably how storyboarding went for this week's movie, 1995's Project: Metalbeast. Of all the coke-fueled cinematic romps we've endured, this may be both the most absurd AND the most straightforward. Not necessarily a compliment in this context, but we make the most of it, as we always do, so prepare yourself for silver bullets, cryosleep and totally believable scentific advancement of skin graft technology on this episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, February 25, 2017
The Frighteners (1996)
It's been far too long since the 420 Boyz discussed ghost sex, so they went ahead and dove soul-first into 1996's supremely entertaining Peter Jackson outing The Frighteners! When your film stars the Re-Animator, Marty McFly, Gomez Addams, ET's mom and Jake Busey's teeth, and is the reason the LOTR movies get made, you know it's going to be a good time. We promise not to carve 69 into your forehead as long as you join us for another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, February 18, 2017
The Stuff (1985)
Pull up a chair and sit down for a wholesome meal of lukewarm marshmallow fluff with a side of conspicuous consumption, because this week, the HMN boys are devouring 1985's deliciously dumb The Stuff! Between mouthfuls of questionably-sourced goo, the guys get stuck on kids ruining supermarkets, corporate greed, and Michael Moriarty's Southern drawl. Kill all the bad things inside you with another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, February 11, 2017
Body Melt (1993)
Pop your health pills and melt those pounds away because this week we're joined by our good friend Kannon to discuss 1993's Body Melt. We would call this a bad movie but the word movie would imply that there is a plot line to be followed. Body Melt is just a collection of ideas spliced together with the hopes that it makes sense, unfortunately it doesn't. Join us while we suffer through the stages of Body Melt this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, February 04, 2017
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
Release the person faced hounds and pull your Probe board game out of your closet because this week the trio is talking about one of the most infamously homoerotic horror films of all time... "Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge". We break down the subtler moments of S&M bar crashing, Mark Patton's dreamy eyes and the true story of the man inside. Join us won't you for Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, January 28, 2017
Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)
It's good to know that after the bombs fall and half of the world is mutated into weird, pervy amphibians, we'll have someone like Rowdy Roddy Piper to repopulate the planet with his incredible sperm - or at least, that's the way things go in this week's pick, 1988's post-apocalyptic, post-consent fever dream Hell Comes to Frogtown. Here's a question for you listeners, why would frog-people have an entire city in the middle of the desert? Wouldn't that be terrible for creatures that have evolved to live in both water and on land? We have more questions, but few answers, so come share our bewilderment this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, January 21, 2017
From Beyond (1986)
Listeners, welcome to a new world - one where exposure to too many horror podcasts leads to a skinny little wiener popping out of your foreheads and everyone getting drenched in authentic KY Jelly(tm). There's also some odd sexual side effects, but hey, you're getting some, so don't complain. This week's pick is the delightfully gooey and weird From Beyond (1986), starring Jeffrey Combs, Barbara Crampton, and Bubba the Ex-Football Player. If this intro doesn't get you primed for action, then we don't know what will... Hope you don't mind some light bondage, and oh, the safe word is Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, January 13, 2017
The Deadly Spawn (1983)
If the creeping dread of another Cold War hasn't quite hit you yet, the HMN boys will get you there with 1983's low budget, killer-alien-in-a-meteorite The Deadly Spawn! This homage (well, more pastiche, really) to the alien monster heyday of the 1950s spent all of its money on creature effects (which are awesome, despite what Adam may think) and then hired people off the street to get eaten by weird hungry tadpoles. Don't go in your swampy, disgusting basement, cuz it's Horror Movie Night, comrade! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, January 07, 2017
Suburban Commando (1991)
Hey brother, we watched you flex your 24 inch pythons and vote for the one non-horror film of the year for us to tackle, and you now get to ledgrop aliens all over the place while we discuss the Hulkster's 1991 sci-if comedy Suburban Commando! You better have said your prayers, taken your vitamins and done the right thing, cuz the Hulk's bad weave is coming to your spare bedroom, keeping it safe from litigenous grease monkeys, bad bosses and intergalactic warlords. If you're not feeling these colorful Hammer pants, well too bad, it's standard issue, soldier, on this episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, January 01, 2017
HMN Trivia Game #1
Happy New Year! Enjoy our first bonus episode of 2017 where we have a battle of wits to determine who knows the most horror trivia. Hosted by Meghan! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, December 31, 2016
New Years Evil (1980)
2016 has been a real crap year, so of course it needs to end with an equally crappy horror movie about an totally-unmasked killer stalking women to kill as midnight rings in each timezone! That's right, the boys are ringing in the new year with 1980s New Years Eeeeeeeeeeevil. This film is what you'd imagine a quaalude nap at Studio 54 felt like, though there would've probably been a ton more nudity there too, so really, that's a lame example anyway. Nevermind, we have eeeeeeeevil to discuss, so if you're really eeeeeeeeeevil, put on your best Christmas-ribbon dress, slap some rouge across that eeeeeeevil face, and LISTEN. TO. THE REPLAY on the first Horror Movie Night of 2017! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, December 24, 2016
Elves (1989)
It's Christmas Eve and boy do we have a surprise for you... We dug deep in our bag of podcast magic and pulled out a very special episode for you, full of Nazis, Grizzly Adams, and of course incest. That's right, this week's episode is the abysmal Xmassacre ELVES from 1989! Put on your Santa hat and draw some swastikas on your boobs/moobs as the guys wind their way through the celluloid insanity on display here. There are truly no words for this film, but HMN tries real hard to fill in the awkward silence. Happy holidays and watch out for grandpa, it's a very merry Horror Movie Xmas Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, December 17, 2016
The Last Slumber Party (1988)
Linda, Tracy, and Chris are a trio of teenage girls who decide to celebrate the last day of high school by having a slumber party at Linda's house. A few guys also show up to further enhance the merry festivities. However, things take a turn for the worse when a homicidal maniac who has just escaped from a mental hospital crashes the bash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, December 10, 2016
Student Bodies (1981)
Wake up to a dream within a dream about a mouthbreathing, galoshes-wearing, teen-killing weirdo that may just be your body's reaction to a bad chili dog from the cafeteria, cuz the HMN boys are taking on the ORIGINAL meta horror comedy, 1980s Student Bodies. On this day, we are all nonsensical murderers with a cold, poking fun at the first wave of slasher flicks and the dumb character decisions we all love to hate. Grab some paper clips and your second- favorite handicapped janitor for this week's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, December 03, 2016
Prison (1987)
In true Horror Movie Night style, the guys are kicking off the holiday season with a film whose themes include (but are not limited to): prison, death penalty, alcoholism, bigotry, prison rape, trucker hats, and the ever-present electric ghost. That's right, we're talking Renny Harlin's 1988 diamond in the rough PRISON! If you ever wondered what Aragorn was doing before that idiot Frodo came along, or what Deebo was up to on Thursday, this is the movie for you. Burn your bedding but keep the trucker hat, cuz it's getting hot in solitary this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, November 26, 2016
R.O.T.O.R. (1987)
If you thought that ROBOCOP was too believable and MANIAC COP's story was too easy to follow, then boy do the guys have a movie for you! This week, Adam throws the group into robot karate class with 1987's inscrutable cyborg crimefighting cringer R.O.T.O.R. Unsure why all the strongly-worded suggestions against this pick went unheeded, Matt and Scott grasp at their fraying sanity as Adam teaches his mustache jujitsu. It's about as 80s action cinema as you can get, so bring your C4 to the newest episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, November 19, 2016
Deathgasm (2015)
Do you like metal?? This movie may or may not be metal! It's not necessarily good metal, but yeah, the central theme is more or less "metal" - of course we're talking about 2015's NZ shredfest Deathgasm! You can tell the protagonist is totally metal by his Trivium posters... Super duper metal, guys. He realizes the whole town has figured out what a poser he is, so he summons a demon to steal everyone's souls and their ability to tell him he needs to practice more. Let's just say he's no Slumber Party Massacre II Driller Killer, all right? Get your corpse paint and nail gauntlets, we're heading out into the woods to shoot a lofi black metal video, because that's how we roll on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, November 16, 2016
We're Not Terrible Mailbag
Holy Bonus Episode Batman! The trio sits down and reads a few emails for listeners letting us know that we're not as terrible as we think we are. I'm not sure how it happens but we end up on a long tangent about movies Matt forced people to watch in college. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, November 12, 2016
Phantasm 2 (1988)
What better way to ignore the inescapable dread of real life than with a horror movie that makes almost no sense?? This week, Scott picked 1988's Phantasm II (another sequel that's arguably better than its predecessor), and promptly spent 30 minutes trying to explain to Matt and Adam why it's awesome. Spoiler alert, they don't agree. Idiots. So grab your quad-shot sawed off and dwarf actors' union application, it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, November 05, 2016
Terror Toons (2002)
What hell hath HMN wrought? Upon Matt's insistence, a fan submission and our better judgment, the guys suffered through 2002's z-grade abomination Terror Toons. Watching this made one host giddy, while the others cursed the inventors of green screens and their own births. Hold onto your insane fake boobs and your nu metal CD binder, it's another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, October 31, 2016
Saturday Morning Nightmares Episode 1: "The Haunted Mask"
Happy Halloween From Horror Movie Night! This year we wanted to celebrate with a bonus episode of our new series Saturday Nightmares! If we achieve our Patreon goal this will be one of two monthly bonus shows. Saturday Nightmares finds Matt, Adam and Scott discussing episodes of children horror shows from the 90's. We kick off the new series with the Halloween-centric debut episode of Goosebumps "The Haunted Mask" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, October 28, 2016
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
It's Halloweentime again at the old HMN place, and the guys have once again agreed to subject themselves to an appropriately questionable kids' movie in honor of the best day of the freakin' year - this time around, it's Ernest Scared Stupid from 1991. It's no Spaced Invaders, but Adam and Scott have reservations, while Matt is, as usual, awashed in a golden shower of nostalgia. Bust out your miak, troll boogers, and weird multi-costume expositional montages, it's the annual Horror Movie Night Halloween episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, October 22, 2016
Basket Case (1982)
Brothers can be such a pain... Always needing rides everywhere, always bugging you telepathically while you're on a date, eating 10 gross hamburgers in a sitting, hiding in the toilet; you know, typical brother stuff. The HMN brothers-from-different-mothers try to keep a lid on Frank Henenlotter's 1982 cult classic Basket Case in this week's episode, even though one of their ranks has been chopped in half by a homemade saw device that has the police stumped. If you're rolling around in your brother's girlfriend's guts, you know what time it is - it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, October 15, 2016
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
Well, it must be Adam's week to pick a movie, because nothing else could explain the inextricable and excruciating experience endured by your hosts at the hands of 1996's Island of Dr. Moreau. The excellent documentary Lost Souls makes an appearance wearing the same clothes as Marlin Brando while stealing the show. Come WILSON with the rest of the castaways on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, October 08, 2016
Halloween 4 - Return of Michael Myers (1988)
The leaves are changing, pumpkins are ready for carving, and your hosts are taking over the October picks, starting with 1988's Halloween 4! Leave your love of John Carpenter at the door, as he pretty much had nothing to do with this film. Dust off your clown costumes (hello, relevant!), it's October on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, September 24, 2016
The Toxic Avenger (1984)
Life got you down? Can't seem to get ahead at work? Girlfriend not letting you commit vehicular homicide as often as you'd like? Dweeb at the gym getting in the way of your regular regimen of benchpressing, karate and cigarettes? If everything is stressin' you out, man, Uncle Llyodie's got a present for you - the HMN boys are bringing you their sludge-covered two cents on Troma's 1986 B-grade masterpiece The Toxic Avenger! The guys are decked out in their best sissy stuff and are ready for some action in the locker room, join them and get slimed on another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, September 17, 2016
Evil Ed (1997)
We heard you like head explosions - here's a movie with one in the first scene! The guys burn their way through 1995's splatter quasi-commentary Evil Ed, while ruminating about their own dark futures if they continue down their current path. Oh, and Bill Moseley's voice. Grab an umbrella, because loose limbs are falling like manna from heaven this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, September 10, 2016
Jack Frost 2 - Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000)
It's a random, humid evening in September, perfect for watching a Christmas horror film about a killer snowman and the dumbasses he terrorizes on a tropical resort island. We're apparently barbecuing, because Adam is back on the sauce and picking 2000's direct-to-the-$2-Walmart-bin crapshoot Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman! Kick back with a piña colada, soak up the sun, and get pummeled with wave after wave of crushing regret for letting your cohost subject you to this pointless, awful dreck. Just don't engage in any mouth play with your ice cubes or your head might explode on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, September 02, 2016
Maniac Cop (1988)
The masses have spoken, and we have answered: we bestow upon you a parable of prolonged police persecution in the bustling beaurocracy of the burgeoning Big Apple, also known as 1988's Maniac Cop! Highlights are Bruce Campbell and the lady cop's undercover prostitute hair; definitely not the plot. Cross the thin blue line, thrill me and borrow your cellmate's shank, it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, August 27, 2016
Ghoulies II (1988)
Remember the days when you were scared to use the toilet? When you you were certain there was something evil lurking just below the porcelain bowl, waiting....just waiting...to EAT. YOUR. BUTT. Feels like yesterday to the HMN boys (and probably WAS yesterday for at least one of them). Join them this week as they discuss 1988's Ghoulies II! Bring your drunk uncle, your stripper with a heart of gold, and your bigger monster to defeat the smaller monsters, cuz it's another carnival-themed episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, August 20, 2016
Dark Ride (2007)
Are you ready for a group of insufferable teens (?) to get mutilated creatively by a ridiculous plot twist? If not, too bad, because this week, we're talking Killer Karnivals From Outta Jersey, also known as 2006's DARK RIDE! Adam and Scott have so many questions, but Matt and the writers of this film ain't answering. Turn on all the lights, ignore the sticky body fluids that have been spilled all over the floor, and hop on this ride, cuz it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, August 13, 2016
Drag Me To Hell (2009)
We hope you're hungry, because we're serving up a big helping of the grossest stuff you can imagine being spewed into your open mouth with Sam Raimi's delectable 2009 outing, Drag Me To Hell! Does Justin Long redeem himself for his Tusk-y crimes? Find out on this episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, August 05, 2016
The Guardian (1990)
Sometimes there are directors who truly can do no wrong. Their careers are chock full of great films executed flawlessly... The director of The Exorcist is not one of those people, as evidenced by Adam's pick this week: 1990's baby-stealing opus The Guardian! The guys have a lot of criticism for the 90 minutes of film on either side of the biker gang deaths at the spooky tree, as they're all too jaded to be swayed by baby-crazy naked witches. Come bathe in front of your shirtless employer on a new episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, July 29, 2016
Drive Thru (2007)
Have you ever scraped the bottom of the grease barrel at a minimum-wage, burger-flipping, hate-your-life job? Watching this week's film was a lot like that. The guys chew their way through 2007's killer clown flick Drive Thru, leaving them with a gross taste in their mouths and a case of the runs like you wouldn't believe. Bring your awful fashion choices and inappropriate racial slurs, as we troll an ICP wannabe, cuz that's how we roll on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, July 19, 2016
Retroactive Episode 6: Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
This week, the guys are digging an oldie but goodie out of the archives and watching from the rafters as their past selves discuss Brian De Palma's inimitable 1974 rock opera Phantom of the Paradise! If you've followed the show in any capacity, odds are you've heard this film brought up at least once, and here is the seed of HMN's collective obsession. Fall in love with Plain Jane, get your teeth knocked out, your voicebox smashed and your face horribly disfigured by a record press, then try to foil your abuser's sexy plot on this week's retroactive episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, July 15, 2016
Terrorvision (1986)
Holy tomato, we're heading back to the days of paper classified ads, genuine interest in music videos, and the seductive lure of satellite television! That's right, we're going intergalactic and eating everything with 1986's TerrorVision. The French exchange student from Better Off Dead, the Wolfman from Monster Squad, and Beef from Phantom of the Paradise do their best to avoid becoming space monster poop, and the HMN guys do their best to find something, anything critical to say about this charming 80s time capsule. Now, mother's going to make you take your pill so we can all enjoy Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, July 09, 2016
Dolls (1987)
If you've ever dreamed of your terrible father and stepmother being dismembered by an 8-foot-tall, remorseless teddy bear, then this week's pick is for you! Matt picked Dolls (1987) so that he could talk about how great this early draft of How I Met Your Mother is. He also wanted to talk about the trash punk girls with bad teeth. We think. Hold onto your porcelain eyes, it's another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, July 05, 2016
Best of Year 1
Today is the one year anniversary of Horror Movie Night, and what better way to celebrate than to frankenstein some of the best moments from past year into a supercut of embarrassment, drunkenness and awkward shouting?! If you're new to the podcast, this is your chance to learn the inside jokes and strange mannerisms of your hosts without slogging through 50 episodes. Sit back, crack a cold one and assume the position - it's Horror Movie Night's first bday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, July 02, 2016
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
Welcome to Episode 50 of Horror Movie Night! We all survived our first year and haven't gone on too many murderous rampages yet, and for our anniversary, we discussed the fantastic camp slasher SLEEPAWAY CAMP from 1983. Matt is overjoyed that he's surrounded by so much young fresh chicken, Scott is hoping to score with counselor Meg on her night off, and Adam is just hanging out in the background pumping iron. Let your hair down and get some head by the lake - it's Horror Movie Night's 50th episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, June 18, 2016
Willard (2003)
If you're a regular listener to the show, it's likely you have spent at least one quiet evening at home surrounded by hordes of feral rats. This week is your week, as the guys get torn up by 2003's Willard! Things get Crispin Glover-level weird and everyone thinks of ways to take the air out of their jerk boss's sports car tires- bring some snacks and don't worry about dropping any crumbs (the rat-bros will handle cleanup), it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, June 11, 2016
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1987)
Have you ever been fever-dreamed that one of the most beloved horror films of all time got a sequel that was so head-scratchingly bad, the writer/director even apologized for it? Well, we're here to tell you that was no fever-dream, it was Tobe Hooper's insane 1986 bucket of guts and bullshit, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre II! The guys choke down this long-awaited discussion, and try their best to not think too hard on Leatherface's chainsaw hip thrusts. The saw is family on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, June 03, 2016
Frankenhooker (1990)
WANT A PODCAST? LOOKIN FOR COMPANY? LIKE CAPS LOCK? HOW ABOUT 1990'S FRANKENHOOKER? This week, the guys get elbow deep in giant crack rocks and purple goo, and discuss Matt's romantic evening plans, Adam's scientific proclivities, and Scott's ongoing obsession with head explosions. Got any money? It's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, May 28, 2016
Forbidden Zone (1980)
This week's episode reveals a dark truth of this world, that there are 2 types of people on Earth: those that like 1980's Forbidden Zone, and those that have taste. Matt picked this one, so that basically answers that question (if there was any doubt), and surprisingly, Scott is the most verbally abusive person on the show for once, while Adam is uncharacteristically ambivalent. This is the power of Danny "Satan-guy" Elfman. Bring your blackface and incessant need to hump strangers, it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, May 21, 2016
Munchies (1987)
Hey Millenials! You like Gremlins, right?? Of course you do! Critters? Well, duh! How about the K-Mart spawn of both franchises thrown in a blender with some funky 8-tracks, the Pee-Wee's Playhouse DVD set, and an economy-sized bottle of Viagra? Take a sip of that, it probably tastes like 1987's Munchies! The guys tear this one apart, which inevitably lead to a number of (thankfully) less sexually-charge, more kid-friendly sequels. Hope you're hungry, cuz it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, May 14, 2016
Death Becomes Her (1992)
So a blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a mansion full of supposedly-dead celebrities... Wait, is that how the joke goes? It's probably funnier when Bruce Willis tells it in 1992's shoulda-been-a-Tales-From-the-Crypt-installment Death Becomes Her. This week is special because everyone pretty much agrees that this movie rules, even Adam - IT'S A MIRACLE! Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?? It's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, May 07, 2016
Hello Mary Lou - Prom Night II (1987)
Hop in your fliptop, grab your best girl and pin her up on Lovers' Lane, because this week, the guys are going steady with 1987's Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II! Matt is the square Mary Lou is dating, Adam is the one she's hooking up with backstage at the prom, and Scott is somewhere writing songs about it all. This barely-related sequel to the Jamie Lee Curtis vehicle original has religious parents, teen pregnancy, daddy-daughter tenderness and one of the podcast's favorite topics: ghost sex. Your tux better be pressed and the corsage cooling in the fridge, because it's Horror Movie Prom Night...2! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, April 30, 2016
Stagefright (2014)
Hey theater geeks, do you feel like you've been underrepresented in horror films? Do you demand to be killed off like the jocks that make your life miserable and the beautiful 27-year-old high school girls who won't give you the time of day? Then look no further than this week's pick, the sleek 2014 remake of Stage Fright! The guys are divided, as Matt and Scott were theater kids in their younger days and Adam was probably out smoking behind the school (or wherever kids go to do their tick-mutating marijuana cigarettes in Canada). There are spontaneous dance numbers, brutal murders, and some pretty obvious connections to Todd & the Book of Pure Evil. What more could you ask for? It's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, April 23, 2016
Ticks (1993)
You kids and your suburban problems. You know what you need? A trip to the woods to rough it a little. Nevermind the pervy locals and weed-crazed bugs, you just need a change of scenery. Who's ready to grill? The guys are discussing 1993's gooey giant bloodsucking bug flick Ticks this week, and all of the burning marijuana plants and extreme close-ups of Clint Howard push Matt, Adam and Scott to the brink of sanity. Lose your mind on another installment of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, April 16, 2016
The St. Francisvlle Experiment (2000)
Do you have a crappy handheld camera and vague reason for believing in ghosts? Of course you do! Bring your lace choker and bad haircuts as we subject ourselves to 2000's The St. Francisville Experiment. Matt and Adam wonder why Scott advocated for this listener pick, and Scott spends most of the episode apologizing for it. We hope you're not scared of farts, because they're in abundance on this week's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sat, April 09, 2016
Retroactive Episode 5: Horns (2013)
Well folks, it's time to dredge up the sins of the past with another retroactive episode of Horror Movie Night. This one takes us back to Stephen King's, er, Joe Hill's cinematically adapted (and eviscerated) Horns. Harry Potter fans died inside just about as much as we did while watching this one, and our fury is similar in scope and depth as Daniel Heathcliff's character here, who one day wakes up with hard protrusions he can't explain. Sounds a lot like every morning for the HMN guys... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, April 02, 2016
The Brain (1988)
All right, ya hosers, it's time to tighten that grip on your hockey sticks and Molsons, because the guys are traversing the wrinkles in the script of 1988's Canadian sci-fi horror romp The Brain! Ironically, Adam hates the fruit of his country's labors (well, maybe not that ironic, he hates everything), but at least Matt and Scott have some glowing praise for this low-budget, alien-filled car chase. The guys suggest crowd-funding the last $5 for The Brain's budget, so bring your loonies to Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, March 26, 2016
Blood Diner (1987)
What would you do if a brain in a jar was calling the shots? You'd open a vegetarian cafe that actually serves the ground-up flesh of your victims. This week, the guys wade through various limbs and bodily fluids in search of something worthwhile in 1987's Blood Diner. This Troma reject gets the deluxe treatment, and then the guys go their separate ways to shower in bleach. Don't order the pea soup, it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, March 19, 2016
Evilspeak (1981)
Ever wondered what Mean Girls would be like if it the genders were switched, it took place in 1980 and the Mathletes are swapped for a satanic computer program? Of course you did, and for your mental troubles, we decided to discuss Evilspeak, starring the one and only Clint Howard. Get ready to compare 3 1/2 inch floppies in the shower, it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, March 12, 2016
Leprechaun 3 (1995)
The luck of the Irish totally snubbed Adam this week, and instead of watching 1995's evil munchkin-fest Leprechaun 3, he watched the original and then overslept. Matt and Scott snagged his missing shilling, picked up a hitchhiking magician's assistant and hit the jenkiest place on the Strip. Shitty limericks abound and the guys try their best to be witty without Adam's unique perspective on all things potato-and-booze related. In the words of Vince Vaughn - it's Horror Movie Night, baby... Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, March 05, 2016
Tourist Trap (1979)
It's time to pack up your bathing suits, beach hats and beer money, cuz we're heading to SPRING BREAK WOOO with this week's pick, 1979's cult classic Tourist Trap! We are joined by Brian Burger (of Jennifer Help Us fame) and everyone but Adam has a blast talking about screaming mannequin heads, murderous mannequin bodies and sexy mannequin singing. Let's hit the ol' swimmin' hole while its geriatric owner pervs on us, it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, February 27, 2016
People Under The Stairs (1991)
Hey all you PUTSes (that's short for People Under the Stairs...es), no need to fight over the scraps of human flesh thrown to you by your gross incest-y captors, cuz this week we're discussing YOU! The guys get lost and moderately uncomfortable in the walls of the house Wes Craven built in the early 90s after reading the Boyz n the Hood script, but they somehow make it out to tell the tale - though they may never sell Boy Scout Cookies again. Cut out your tongue, cuz there's no talking during Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, February 20, 2016
Pumpkinhead (1989)
Apparently, the guys didn't get enough backwater horror with their previous discussion of Jug Face, so they decided to rewatch 1988's alien-in-the-woods-no-wait-it's-a-demon-in-the-woods creature feature Pumpkinhead! Adam yells a lot while Matt and Scott commiserate on the first-class cinematography. Grab your dirt bikes, it's time to run some kids over on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, February 13, 2016
Valentine (2001)
It's that time of year again - the leaves are changing, the birds are chirping, your nose is bleeding whenever your crush is nearby... Ah, love. What a wondrous thing! It fills your heart with poorly-aimed arrows and your stomach with maggoty chocolates. This week, the guys get all hot and bothered with 2000's, so fire up the hot tub and put on your bikini, cuz it's gonna get sweaty - it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, February 06, 2016
Waxwork II - Lost In Time (1992)
Velcum back to zee Vaxverk! Get rebirthed and listen to the guys discuss the insanity of Waxwork II: Lost in Time, replete with Bruce Campbell's torso, the entire film's budget blown on the Alien scenes, My Cousin Vinny's Reanimated Hand, and the infamous Waxwork rap. Time Warriors unite, it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, January 30, 2016
Tales From The Crypt - Demon Knight (1995)
We hope you're hungry, because this week we're chewing scene after scene with Billy Zane in 1995's horror comedy (?) Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight! Adam picked this one on a friend's suggestion, and now has one less friend; Matt and Scott do their best William Sadler impressions, and more disturbing light is shed on Scott's morning habits. Grab your flask of Jesus blood, it's time for another Horror Movie (Demon) Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, January 23, 2016
House (1986)
We hope your full metal jacket is polished and ready, because this week, we dive into the stupidest-looking jungle behind our dead aunt's pool to discuss 1986's HOUSE! There are used Hellraiser props, flying garden tools, babysitting hijinks and a couple dudes with questionable employment decisions to talk about. Believe it or not, it's another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, January 16, 2016
Monster High (1989)
The end of the world won't come in the form of Rick Moranis, but actually a guy in a sparkly trenchcoat sporting extreme coke nails and a penchant for underaged girls. Which is funny, because watching 1989's Monster High would make even the biggest horror fanatic wish for planetary destruction, just so they wouldn't have to finish it. Lucky for you, we watched it and are here as a cautionary tale. Bring your rolling papers for the monstrous weed plant and your Apple II to replace your dead pal's head, we're playing the Basketball Game of the Millennium on this week's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, January 09, 2016
Vamp (1986)
Picture this: you and your best bro (and the rich geek you talked into driving) are hanging out in a seedy strip club, trying to pick up a lady of the night to take back to the frat house for a party. Through the sea of writhing bodies, stale booze and impermeable shame, you see Grace Jones do the most inhuman, bloodless interpretive dance on stage. You must have her. Forget the hot girl you kissed in junior high! Grace Jones or GTFO! This is the plot of 1986's horror comedy Vamp, so turn off your brains and let the body fluids flow as the guys discuss vampire mythos, 80s racial stereotypes and poorly-pronounced stripper names - it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, January 02, 2016
The Final Girls (2015)
Are you ready to relive the murders of everything you love? You are? Well then you're ready to give a long, hard listen to our somewhat spoiler-free discussion of 2015's killer camp homage flick "The Final Girls!" What started as a short episode (due to the aforementioned lack of spoilers) took more turns into strange territory than a couple of horny counselors looking to bump uglies. Leave your smartphone at home, so as to not confuse the 80s characters, cuz we're heading to Camp Bloodbath on this episode of Horror Movie Night! Movie Spoilers from 17:15 - 20:50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, December 28, 2015
Christmas Round Up Mailbag
We're back with another Mailbag episode. We read some letters about Christmas favorites, answer a question about our origins and then share the cool shit we got for Christmas. We will be back Saturday with a brand new movie review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, December 19, 2015
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 5 - The Toy Maker (1991)
On this special (in the worst possible way) episode of Horror Movie Night, we give in to Matt's pleading and discuss Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Master! We collectively worry that Micky Rooney's blood sugar level was way too low throughout the filming of this movie, and mourn for Clint Howard's unintentionally auspicious acting career. It's Christmastime, spend it with the father of your bastard child (who moonlights as a mall Santa) and fight off the terrifying trinkets surrounding your bed, it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, December 13, 2015
Zardoz (1974)
We hope your god pukes guns and your beef jerky mankini is all shined up, because it's time to discuss the absolute insanity of ZARDOZ! The guys have mixed feelings about Sean Connery's boner powers and the questionable decisions made by everyone involved in this production, and need to work through a couple things. Join us in the Vortex for another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, December 05, 2015
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)
What better way to spend the weekend with your bandmates/b-fries than ruining a condo and being pursued by a guy with the most wildly impractical murder weapon imaginable? This week, the guys break open the junk food and cheap champagne to discuss 1987's tongue-in-cheek slasher Slumber Party Massacre II! It's a toe-tapper, just make sure you're wearing shoes, because that carpet is just filthy... It's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, November 29, 2015
Tusk (2014)
Dust off your parka and grow out your handlebar mustache, the guys are taking you on a one-way trip to Canada for this week's discussion - Kevin Smith's Tusk! If you squint real hard, you might be able to see Russia, but you'll never find any value in this film. Our guest Kannon tries to change our minds and we try to change his... Who will triumph and who will be die of human/walrus stab wounds? Find out on this week's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, November 21, 2015
Spookies (1986)
Leave your logic at the door and don't forget to wipe your feet, cuz this week we're discussing Spookies! From the worst birthday surprises to farting muck men, there was a lot of WTF to cover, but Matt kept Scott and Adam from wandering too far into the spookiest house of horrors 1986 cinema could muster. Grab the Beano, it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Sun, November 15, 2015
Retroactive Episode 4: Alligator (1980)
Let's travel back to the gilded age of big hair, clock radio bombs and world-class pillow talk... no, not the 1980s, just the time we talked about 1980s killer pet flick ALLIGATOR! We've referenced this discussion enough that it finally warrants its own retroactive episode. Matt's love of this movie (and fear of dressing up as a pirate to pool parties) is infectious and his lines are smooth. Give it up on your childhood bed for this retroactive episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Wed, November 11, 2015
Video Store Memories Mailbag
In this first mailbag episode the gang takes letters about Bette Davis, movie suggestions and remember their days in the video store horror section. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, November 07, 2015
Creepshow 2 (1987)
This week, the guys made the mistake of rewatching Creepshow 2. Adam and Scott were severely underwhelmed with an adult viewing of The Raft, and let their guest Kannon know it, while Matt did his best to keep the discussion from derailing even more. Get out the costume adhesive and glue a latex scrotum to your chin, it’s Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fri, October 30, 2015
Spaced Invaders (1990)
Happy Halloween from the HMN crew! As a special surprise, Matt forced Scott and Adam to watch one of his favorite Halloween films, Spaced Invaders. We don't want to spoil the fun, but Scott and Adam were less than pleased with this turn of events. Dust off your Martian bomber jacket and practice up on your best pop culture voice impressions, it's time to blow this turd up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, October 24, 2015
Poltergeist 3 (1988)
If you haven't seen Poltergeist 3 yet, prepare to get carol anne'd. We took one for the team and discussed this steaming pile of carol anne, which led to much carol anneing by all parties involved. The in-camera effects were cool, but can they save this movie from an icy carol anne? Join us for another carol anne and find out on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, October 18, 2015
Trick Or Treat (1986)
Get ready to lay down your souls to the gods rock and roll, cuz this week the guys are discussing 1986’s Trick Or Treat! Watch as the slightly-menacing heavy metal singer Sammi Curr unveils his plot to…do something from beyond the grave (we aren’t quite sure what, really). Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne make their respective appearances, and probably have spent the last 29 years regretting not taking the lead role of this masterpiece. Join us for another installment of Horror Movie Night - if you have ears, ya dildo! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, October 10, 2015
Lifeforce (1985)
Don’t put your clothes back on yet, you have 7 more minutes of screen time in Tobe Hooper’s expensive flop Life Force! Adam and Scott lose their minds to the space vampires, while Matt pushes up his glasses and focuses on the facts. The robot from Rocky also makes an appearance, because why not? It’s Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, October 04, 2015
The Ruins (2008)
Grab the sunscreen and a couple barrels of Roundup, we’re heading to The Ruins! While none of the guys can find anything nice to say about the characters, they do make you feel good about watching plants eat people. Hope you have the tequila ready, it’s Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, September 26, 2015
Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)
Well, I do dee-clay-uh! This week we are discussing the Bette Davis/Joan Crawford cult classic Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. Adam and Scott are surprisingly receptive to Matt’s choice of black and white suspense movies, so neither were tied up and incapacitated in their bedrooms after the podcast. Everyone’s pet birds made it out alive too, so we’re going to consider this episode of Horror Movie Night a success! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Thu, September 24, 2015
Retroactive Episode 3: Red, White & Blue (2010)
Hopefully you've bathed recently, because this film is going to make you feel dirty. A while back, the boys discussed Red White & Blue with guest picker Aubrie, and for once, Scott wasn't the bad cop! You're going to need your revenge served up with a heaping dose of penicillin - it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, September 19, 2015
Evil Dead (2013)
Better go into this one on an empty stomach, cuz this week’s discussion is Evil Dead 2013! One of us loses an eye, another loses an arm, and all of us lose our self-respect as we detox in the woods with Mia & company. If you ignore all warnings, including dead cats and scribbled alerts that reading the creepy book you found in the basement will turn all of your friends into fleshbags for murderous demons, you’ll fit right in on this week’s Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, September 12, 2015
Jennifer's Body (2009)
Ever wonder if the pretty girls in high school were actually evil? Well, grab your favorite Jell-O (lime), put on your favorite record (Low Shoulder) and shine up your favorite utility knife, cuz the boys are discussing Jennifer’s Body and have the answer! Scott finds himself eating lunch alone again, Adam wants to give Diablo Cody a swirly, and Matt’s just here for the soundtrack. Sing along to some omnipresent radio rock and hold a candlelight vigil - we’re back for another Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sat, September 05, 2015
Night Of The Creeps (1986)
Close your mouth and open your ears, cuz this week’s discussion is Night of the Creeps! Our guest Don waxes poetic about houseboats and his future robot upgrades, while Adam realizes he has handicap blindness. Zombified douchbags in tuxes, reanimated axe murderers, and the cop from Dr. Giggles make an appearance, so leave your human brains (they’re for a project) in the basement and join us for Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, August 30, 2015
Jug Face (2013)
This week, the gang delves into the backwater horrors of pit monsters, traditional inbreeding techniques, square-dancing and pottery. Listen in amazement to our guest Kanon’s insightful musings and hatred of incest babies! There’s also discussions of Old Testament angels and demons, mispronounced names and a lot of uncomfortable laughter. Ok, maybe it’s comfortable but don’t judge us. It’s another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, August 23, 2015
Monkey Shines (1988)
The guys dive into the bizarre world of Monkey Shines, a movie filled with more quadriplegic sex, adorable monkeys and green brain serum than you can shake a dead bird at. Scott is infuriated that Matt and Adam weren't head over heels for his "favorite George Romero film." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Thu, August 20, 2015
Retroactive Bonus Episode 2: Puppet Master III (1991)
In our second Retroactive Bonus Episode, we take you back to the magical night that Matt and Scott hung out in person and called Adam to discuss leech vomit, puppet powers, Toulon’s terrible anniversary gifts, and sexy Nazis… That’s right, we discussed 1991’s Full Moon release Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge! Listen for the origin of most of our current in-jokes, details on Matt’s kill room, and what Scott’s wife sees every time he watches HMN picks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, August 16, 2015
Odd Thomas (2013)
This week’s discussion is Odd Thomas, which brings us to ponder second-rate horror novelists, nu-metal tattoos and ghost sex. Matt has never hated a pick this much, while Adam and Scott just like to overtalk each other. There are more tangents than Bodachs in Odd’s town, so get your ice cream ready for another installment of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, August 09, 2015
Piranha 3D (2010)
Come down to lake Havasu and crack a brew with us because this week we're talking Piranha 3D. Wet Shirts, Trip McNeely's penis, Eli Roth getting his face smashed in by a boat and Richard Dreyfuss reprising his role of Matt Hooper are just SOME of the reasons to love this bat-shit movie from 2010. Adam regrets picking this movie while Matt and Scott geek out over everything from Christopher Lloyd's over acting and how hot Elizabeth Shue (and Ving Rhames) still is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, August 02, 2015
Frailty (2001)
This episode of Horror Movie Night transports us back to the fantastic world of 2002, when Matthew McConaughey’s career was on fire, Bill Paxton was making housewives quiver, and the abundance of boy bands was a sign of the end-times. Our guest Rich barely gets a word in edgewise and adds us to his God’s Hand Killer list of naughty children; we discuss where we would like those magic hands to be placed. Listen to Horror Movie Night - it’s God’s will! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, July 26, 2015
Dr. Giggles (1992)
In this episode of Horror Movie Night, we watch and discuss 1993’s slashfest Dr. Giggles. Matt laughs harder than he has since he gave Scott a physical, and Adam is so disappointed with his first viewing of Dr. Giggles he eats a half gallon of ice cream; luckily, Matt has his vintage stomach pump handy. Also, listen for a shocking revelation about Dr. Giggle’s connection to another popular horror franchise, and how he drives cops to the bottle in the process. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Tue, July 21, 2015
Retroactive Bonus Episode 1: Hausu (1977's House)
In our first Retroactive Bonus Episode we travel back to this past winter when we had to discuss Hausu (aka House from 1977) for Reddit Horror Club. Adam precedes to tell us a non-fiction story of taking a friend to see Hausu in a theater. I hope you all enjoy it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, July 19, 2015
Videodrome (1983)
Adam has gone to Pittsburg to audition for some weird late night snuff show, but while he was gone Matt and Scott watched Videodrome. Joining us this week is Alison who not only picked the film but is also Canadian so perhaps she can explain to us why Canadian horror movies are so fucking weird. Either way, LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, July 12, 2015
Waxwork (1988)
Velcum to Da Vaxvoooooorrrrrkk!!!!!! In this episode of Horror Movie Night, Scott desperately pours water out of the boat while everyone pokes holes in it, Adam reads six hours of useless notes, and Matt remembers a third of the movie. Thrills, chills and tangents abound - would you like a closer look? Be Sure to check out Horror Movie Night on reddit, Facebook, twitter, soundcloud and Geekscape! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sun, July 05, 2015
WolfCop (2014)
On the debut episode of Horror Movie Night, we discuss the Canadian Werewolf Horror/Comedy WolfCop. Adam (who last year championed this movie as one of the best he’s seen in a while) is deeply disappointed on his second watch, Scott still loves the film (although he only watched 2/3 of it this time around) and Matt is completely neutral. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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