The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles
A screwball comedy fiction podcast that follows the misadventures of a wanna-be actress as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become the Next Big Thing.
Bonus · Thu, September 02, 2021
Presenting: Who is Cam Candor? -- "The Search Begins"
Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will discovers a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of Cam Candor, who disappeared suddenly in December 2020 and so begins the search for this enigmatic artist. In the spring of 2033, Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will stumbled into an estate sale in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Rummaging through a box of discarded electronics, Will found a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of one Cam Candor, a creator who disappeared suddenly in December 2020. This wasn’t a hundred episodes of a single audio drama, no, these were hundreds of different shows dating from the earliest days of fiction podcasting in the aughts, back when there were independent podcasts. Back before the Great Podcasting Purge of 2025. Host B.K. Will embarks on a twisty, turn-filled odyssey to discover what happened to this enigmatic artist. Will talks to podcast critics, fan club members, psychologists, professors, and anyone who knew or worked with Candor. This episode features segments from two of Candor's shows: Mr. Fezziwhig Talks Crumpets and the Trump family telenovela: Bedminster! Hosted by B.K. Will With: David Allen as David A. Person, Mr. Fezziwhig, Soap Announcer Samantha Turret as Martina Terkle Elyse Mirto as Ivanka Trump and Pippa Featherwood Mia Mollicone as Professor Lopez and Rosa Justin Mayer as Wilhelm Mannerklärer, Phone Caller, Eric Trump MUSIC (Fully licensed from Incompetech/Kevin MacLeod) Beginning of Conflict Long Note 3 Moments of Tension Unnatural Situation Gregorian Chant Vanishing Look Busy Sonatina in C Minor To support B.K. Will in the essential search for Cam Candor, visit https://www.ko-fi.com/camcandor For more information, clues, and ways to get in contact with B.K. Will to share your intel please visit https://www.camcandor.com Who is Cam Candor? is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network of exceptional podcasts. Visit FableAndFolly.com/sponsors. Who is Cam Candor? is a production of B.K. Will in conjunction with Trojan Cat Media, a Division of [Redacted] Corp. Copyright 2035 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, May 10, 2021
BONUS -- Spilling the Tea: A Conversation on Fiction Podcasting with Sean Howard
Fable and Folly founder Sean Howard sits down with Carlötta Beautox creator Ann Sloan for a conversation about all things fiction podcasting -- the ups, the downs, and the sideways. Sponsored by AWeber. Sean's shows include the award-winning Alba Salix, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Axe and Crown, Civilized, and more. Find him @ www.fableandfolly.com and on Twitter: @passitalong and @fableandfolly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, May 03, 2021
Presenting: The Wanderer - "Prelude"
The Wanderer is a predominantly single-narrator fairy tale that follows the journey of a man who has struck a deal with the forest—wander and he may just get his love back. With only his guitar and his wits, the Wanderer follows the mysterious and dangerous old paths in search of the route that will lead him back to Andrew. The Wanderer is a story about being separated from the ones you love to keep them safe, to bring them home.test The Wanderer is written and performed by T.H. Ponders, Produced by Jordan Stillman, with show art by V Silverman. Created by Ponders Productions. A member of the Fable and Folly Network.
S3 E8 · Mon, February 15, 2021
Revenge of the Karens -- Ep308
The Season 3 Finale! When Karen Miller, leader of the anti-mask movement (ANTIMA), mobilizes an army of peri-menopausal moms to silence Carlötta, it's going to be a riot. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller Chelsea Kwoka as Karen 2 Justin Mayer as Anderson Cooper Riannah Pouncy as Karen 3 Ann Sloan as Karen 4 Siri as Herself Kiba Walker as Zen Kate Wallinga as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face) For discount codes, visit our sponsors at FableAndFolly.com/sponsors MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Music from https://filmmusic.io "Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "There is Romance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S3 E7 · Mon, February 01, 2021
A Raisin in the Potato Salad -- Ep307
Carlötta's new podcast --Kitty Chats -- is a massive hit and she's become a media darling all over again! But America's #1 Karen, leader of the anti-mask movement known as ANTIMA, has cooked up a recipe to destroy Carlötta for good! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller and Rachel Meadow Justin Mayer as Sean Calamity Ann Sloan as Newscaster Siri as Herself Kiba Walker as Zen Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face) THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY: MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Tiki Bar Mixer by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6836-tiki-bar-mixer License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Evil March by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3724-evil-march License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/\ "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Life of Riley by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3976-life-of-riley License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S3 E6 · Mon, January 18, 2021
Bowling for Karaoke -- Ep306
When Dave opens LA's hottest new nightclub: a hybrid Bowling Alley and Karaoke Bar, the royal family makes an appearance. For Carlötta, it's the stuff fairy tales are made of! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Justin Mayer as the Karaoke MC Riannah Pouncy as the Louboutins Ann Sloan as all the terrible singers Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face) MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY ( http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Disco Sting by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3653-disco-sting License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Evening Melodrama by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY ( http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) Egmont Overture Finale by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) The Chamber Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Not As It Seems Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S3 E5 · Mon, January 04, 2021
Podicitis -- Ep305
Carlötta goes to a podcast convention to learn all about the industry and meets the heaviest hitters in the biz! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Rick Wrecked Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller Oystein Brager as Himself (The Amelia Project Podcast) Sean Howard as Himself (Civilized Podcast, Alba Salix, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Axe and Crown) Justin Mayer as Podicitis MC and Convention-goer Ann Sloan as Convention Hall Announcer Raul Vega as Himself (Rose Drive Podcast and Swiss & Lali Hijack Hollywood Podcast) Kate Wallinga as Herself (Ignorance Was Bliss Podcast) Rick Zieff as Bob Smith Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face) MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Bushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300002 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY ( http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ "NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S3 E4 · Mon, December 21, 2020
The Problem With Problematic -- Ep304
Carlötta has a problem -- she's been deemed "problematic". Luckily, there's an exclusive media agency that has a solution on how to rescue her career from the depths of oblivion. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Kristi Boulton as Lil Kaia David Allen as Brad Ryan Manuel as Chad 2 Justin Mayer as Chad 2 Kiba Walker as Zen Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4 Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named) MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S3 E3 · Mon, December 07, 2020
Eat the Rich -- Ep303
Carlötta lands a job at LA's most exclusive hot spot -- a concept restaurant from visionary chef Joaquin Oops -- as part of her deep undercover mission to expose the 1%'s tastiest secret. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Angry Patron 1 Timothy "Funny Guy Timmy" Banfield as Chris...I mean...Christopher W. The Manager David S. Dear as Server 1 and Angry Patron 2 Sarah Golding as Training Tape Voice Chelsea Kwoka as Server 2 and Angry Patron 3 Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4 Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named) MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Bushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300002 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ On My Way by Kevin MacLeod -- Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4163-on-my-way License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY ( http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. https://vurbl.com/station/9O8izWzfkp9/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S3 E2 · Mon, November 23, 2020
Malibu Rehab -- Ep302
A rehab for canceled people? Sign Carlötta Beautox up! Ever since Twitter declared her dunzo, she's been trying to find a path forward and chilling in Malibu for 28 days might be just the ticket! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Herb, Rehab Client 1, Mel Gibson, Lifetime Announcer Kristi Boulton as Lori Loughlin, Southern Woman 2.5 David S. Dear as Consequences Man, Rehab Client 2 Sarah Golding as Rita Chelsea Kwoka as Repercussions Commercial Announcer Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named) MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY ( http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) "Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ "Two Together" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "There is Romance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S3 E1 · Mon, November 09, 2020
Vomit Draft -- Ep301
Vomit Draft -- Ep 301 After being cancelled and with her life now in shambles, Carlötta must rewrite the narrative of her life all while a pandemic rages. It's like dancing backwards in high heels. So 2020. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as The Spirit Cougar Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian Chelsea Kwoka as The Karen App Kiba Walker as Zen Siri as Siri Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named) MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY ( http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY ( http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Hall of the Mountain King" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. And visit our TeePublic store for Carlötta Beautox branded merchandise! http://tee.pub/lic/nr17y0CPzHw Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Trailer · Mon, October 05, 2020
Season Twah Trailer
Welcome to our 3rd season! Carlötta's life is in les toilettes and she must find a way to claw her way out by any memes necessary. Written, produced, directed, edited, sound designed by Ann Sloan. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Kiba Walker as Zen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, September 21, 2020
BONUS: Pillow Talks -- An Interview with Carlötta Beautox
Once relevant man and current has-been Nigel Pillow is back with a scintillating interview with recently Canceled Person™ Carlötta Beautox. It's 2 minutes you'll never get back. CAST: David Allen as Nigel Pillow Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Written, produced, and directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording Music from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, September 14, 2020
Presenting: Elaine's Cooking for the Soul -- "Sam's Chia Pudding" S1Ep2
Hungry for a post-apocalyptic sci- fi comedy that's cooking with nuclear fallout? Welcome to ELAINE'S COOKING FOR THE SOUL. This sci-fi comedy series is hosted by Elaine Martínez, DDS, in her dental clinic. Each week she brings on a guest to cook up a shelf-stable, nutrient-dense recipe to share with the survivors of the recent nuclear event. The recipes are real, the world is fictional...for now. Written by Allison Slice and featuring Rosa Delgado as Elaine. With Sam Gately voiced by Thomas Anthony Jones and The Courier voiced by Raechel Wong. Find Elaine's Cooking for the Soul on their socials: Insta: www.Instagram.com/ElainesCooking Twitter: www.Twitter.com/ElainesCooking Patreon: www.Patreon.com/ElainesCooking
Bonus · Wed, September 02, 2020
Presenting: Dumbgeons and Dragons -- "The Call to Adventure" S1E74
The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles will return in November 2020! In the meantime, we have a real treat for you: Dumbgeons and Dragons, an actual play fiction podcast set in a fantasy world where friends become heroes in their attempt to save the world. Today we begin the story of 3 new adventurers. Some who have seen first hand what the Cult of the Dragon can do when they have their full force behind them. Their stories begin with tragedy, heartache and hope. Oh... and laughs... we didn't forget some good laughs! Sully is real sly with a swift kick. Moot gets some shady advice. Glim is a starry-eyed optimist. CAST & CREW DM: Russ More Players: Amy More, Carla Maxted, Tom Laird Sound Design: Russ More - - - - - - - - - - Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners - - - - - - - - - - Support the podcast by joining our Patreon community and instantly access 50+ hours of bonus episodes. Visit Patreon.com/DumbDragonCast . Are you on DISCORD? Come hang out in our server! https://discord.gg/3Gbcms5 Join us in The Reckless Play Guild Facebook Group !
Bonus · Mon, August 10, 2020
Quaranteen'ed Episode 4
Carlötta's getting kicked out of her quarantine safe space and her Siri's nerves are shot! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan MUSIC: "Tropes" by Peter McEvilley. "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) For more information including transcripts visit CarlottaPodcast.com The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network fableandfolly.com Find and support our sponsors @ fableandfolly.com/sponsors Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, July 27, 2020
Quaranteen'ed Episode 3
Safely hiding in her childhood bedroom, Carlötta discovers her 3rd-grade diary and wouldn't you know it? It's jam-packed with future-diva drama! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki Chris Cleveland as Ricky Kinnicki Raechel Wong as Dotty Kinnicki Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan MUSIC: "Tropes" by Peter McEvilley. "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ For more information including transcripts visit CarlottaPodcast.com The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network fableandfolly.com Find and support our sponsors @ fableandfolly.com/sponsors Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, July 13, 2020
Quaranteen'ed Episode 2
Carlötta ventures out to do an errand and runs into her arch-nemesis from high-school. And after being cooped up together for so long, Carlötta is getting on her Siri's last nerve. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki David Allen as Store Clerk Hallie York as Angie Frangipani Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan MUSIC: "Tropes" by Peter McEvilley. "Carlötta Beautox Theme" by Jesse Billson "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ For more information visit CarlottaPodcast.com The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network fableandfolly.com Find and support our sponsors at fableandfolly.com/sponsors Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, June 29, 2020
Quaranteen'ed Episode 1
Newly canceled and kicked out of Hollywood, Carlötta returns to New Jersey to ride out Coronavirus stay-at-home orders with her parents. While there, she discovers her adolescent diaries. It's a peek inside the pre-teen mind of Kitty Kinnicki. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson. "Tropes" by Peter McEvilley. For more information visit CarlottaPodcast.com The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network fableandfolly.com Find and support our sponsors @ fableandfolly.com/sponsors Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 E8 · Thu, April 30, 2020
Eat Sh*t or Die -- Ep 208
Step aside Demi Lovato, Cancel Culture has a new It Girl and her name is Carlötta Beautox. Facing utter ruination, her followers all gone, how will Carlötta Beautox dig her way out of this calamity? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as Cougar and Reporter #1 David Allen as Gustav and Reporter #2 Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian and Reporter #3 Raechel Wong as Stage Manager Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY ( http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Myst on the Moor" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4104-myst-on-the-moor License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "News Theme 2" by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "The Chamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Pop Goes the Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “News Theme” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY ( http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Two Together" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at <a href="https://www.carlott
S2 E7 · Mon, April 13, 2020
Burn, Baby, Burn -- Ep 207
Carlötta's world is about to be turned upside down when TMZ airs a documentary that threatens to expose her as a fraud. She could lose everything including her beloved celebrity-hood! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Harvey Levin and Dominick Baggadonitz Victoria Hansen as Miss Rukland and Khloe Kardashian Justin Mayer as YaYa and Faye Dunaway Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Classic Horror 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Sugar Plum Breakdown" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Long Note Three" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3993-long-note-three License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Myst on the Moor" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4104-myst-on-the-moor License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "News Theme 2" by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ SFX: From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Mon, April 06, 2020
BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin Off --"Sir Ian McKellen"
Join bon vivant and once relevant critic Nigel Pillow in an unreal interview with Sir Ian McKellen. CAST: David Allen as Nigel Pillow and Sir Ian McKellen Ann Sloan as The Sound Engineer Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording Music from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 E6 · Mon, March 30, 2020
No Dumpster Fire Like a High School Reunion -- Ep 206
Carlötta goes to a high school reunion ready to rub her newfound celebrity in everyone's faces -- especially the mean-girl squad who once made her life miserable! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as Donna and Random Jersey Girl 1 David Allen as Tony No Big and Random Jersey Guy Vivia Armstrong as Stella Amy Lyndon as Aunt Flo Raechel Wong as Basic Amy Hallie York as Angie Frangipani-Nobigliani and Random Jersey Girl 2 Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "The Chamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 E5 · Mon, March 16, 2020
The Musical Episode! -- Ep 205
Where we answer the musical question: Why are we doing a musical episode? There's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube when we lose our musical virginity. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Original Music Produced by Peter McEvilley Engineered and mixed by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California ORIGINAL MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” Music by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Tropes" by Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Bowler's Rap" Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Social Media Blues" Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan “Carlotta's Jazzy Lament” by Music by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Tropes Reprise" by Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan LIBRARY MUSIC:"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX: From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 E4 · Mon, March 02, 2020
A Visit From Aunt Flo -- Ep 204
Carlötta gets her first visit from family since she became a star: her Aunt Flo from Florida. Will Aunt Flo cramp her style? Boy Howdy, you can count on it! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Amy Lyndon as Aunt Flo Raechel Wong as Basic Amy Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "The Chamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus · Fri, February 21, 2020
BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin-off "The Hermit Crabs"
Introducing "Pillow Talks" -- an interview mini-show hosted by the almost-Pulitzer Prize winning critic, bon vivant, and once-relevant bloviator Nigel Pillow. "Pillow Talks" gets intimate with some of the more fascinating characters who move through Carlötta Beautox's world. CAST: David Allen as Nigel Pillow Ann Sloan as The Hermit Crabs Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: News Sting by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 E3 · Mon, February 17, 2020
Carlötta Goes to the Oscars -- Ep 203
Carlötta's dreams are all coming true! She's walking the red carpet and on the arm of a movie star. Plus, she's wearing an Oscar dress that out-Gagas Gaga. It's perfection...until she has a run-in with a major Hollywood celebrity. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as Maria Mimosa David Allen as Reporter 1, Production Manager, Crash Dashman Justin Mayer as Faye Dunaway Rachel Wong as Basic Amy Hallie York as Reporter 2 Ann Sloan as The Crabs, Betty White, Oscar Announcer Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Circus Waltz" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cinematic (Sting)" byTwin Musicomis licensed under a Creative Commons Attributionlicense (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist:http://www.twinmusicom.org/ "Pop Goes the Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "News Theme" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ "Scheming Weasel (faster version)" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Evening Melodrama" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits and transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 E2 · Mon, February 03, 2020
Adulting: The Hollywood Edition -- Ep 202
When Carlötta Beautox gets invited to the Oscars, finding a dress for her red carpet debut will prove to be a challenge. Plus, Carlötta decides it's finally time to settle down and find that special someone to share her life with! Adulting is hard! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Carlötta Blowtox, Assistant #1 Victoria Hansen as Assistant #2 Justin Mayer as YaYa Ann Sloan as The Crabs Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC:"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian.Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Circus Waltz" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Tango de Manzana" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Wagner Bridal Chorus - piano" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 E1 · Mon, January 20, 2020
Fame is a No-Brainer -- Ep 201
Carlötta wakes up and finds herself accidentally famous! With her manager/landlord Dave off the grid (perhaps permanently?) Carlötta must grapple with her new-found celebrity alone. What's a diva to do?!? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Dame Pickles, Nigel Pillow, Dominick Baggadonitz Victoria Hansen as Willow Dinge. Tim Lanterman as Production Assistant, Fan Ann Sloan as Great Grand Mimzie Pickles, TV Show Director Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Co-produced and Edited by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian.Lyrics by Ann Sloan "News Theme" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Scheming Weasel (faster version)" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Tango de Manzana" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Trailer · Tue, December 10, 2019
Season Duh Trailer
Welcome to our sophomoric season! Carlötta must grapple with the newfound perils of celebrity and decides this fame thing is gonna-be a total no-brainer! Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as a whole bunch of characters Season Two theme song composed and sung by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 E8 · Mon, July 22, 2019
Wherein Carlötta Meets Her Idol Khloe Kardashian - Ep 108 SEASON FINALE
Carlötta lands a gig working for Khloe Kardashian and comes face to face with her idol. It will be THE moment that makes or breaks Carlötta's career. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Bruno, Snobby Party-Goer, Matthew McConnaughy Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian, Server, Party-Goer Justin Mayer as YaYa, British Newscaster Heidi Strock as Giggle App Voice Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeon (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 E7 · Mon, July 08, 2019
Alpaca Sweater and a Bag of Donuts -- Ep 107
Carlötta gets a job with a Hollywood celebrity but suffers another stinging humiliation under his employ. Is this the kiss of death to her dream of becoming of star? Will she say ta-ta to La La Land and head on back to Jersey? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Dominick Baggadonitz Karen Law as Waze App Voice, Housekeeper Heidi Strock as Giggle App Voice Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeon ((https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 E6 · Mon, June 24, 2019
The Schtick Hits the Fan -- Ep 106
Carlötta may be headed to prison if the FBI can make their case! One problem though - she swore off jumpsuits ages ago! Federal crimes maybe, but fashion crimes? Not this fashionista! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Guy Pence Vivia Armstrong as Agent Longher Ryan Manuel as Agent Harter Chelsea Kwoka as Newscaster Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 E5 · Mon, June 10, 2019
High Crimes and High Colonics -- Ep 105
When Carlötta meets an entrepreneur who calls himself "The Elon Musk of the Colonic Industry" she finds herself in deep doo-doo. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Newscaster, Guy Pence, Vladimir Hamsandovich, 3 Pervert Suitors Vivia Armstrong as Agent Longher Ryan Manuel as Agent Harter, Om-ing Yogi Chelsea Kwoka as Tiffani Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 E4 · Mon, May 27, 2019
The Truth About Helen -- Ep 104
Carlötta's innocence is destroyed when she uncovers a trashy secret about her Hollywood idol. Now, will she turn whistle-blower and expose the celebrity as a fraud? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Security Guard, Harvey Levin, Sir Ian McKellen Aleksandra Kaniak as Waxer Chelsea Kwoka as TMZ Producer and Mystical Voice Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Local Elevator" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ "Cinematic (Sting)" by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/ "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Classic Horror 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 E3 · Mon, May 13, 2019
Fighting Irish -- Ep 103
Carlötta is up for a part in a new movie but the role requires an Irish accent and she doesn't know how to do one. Luckily, her manager Dave has a magically delicious idea! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave and Irish Parishoner David Allen as Irish Priest and Casting Director Aleksandra Kaniak as Bridget Mary Margaret O’Shaughnessy Chelsea Kwoka as Tiffani Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Fiddles McGinty" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For full sound effects credits including transcripts visit our website -- CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 E2 · Mon, April 29, 2019
Carlötta and Dave Go to Cannes -- Ep 102
When Carlötta's manager Dave lands her a gig at the Cannes Film Festival, it's a dream come true for this struggling actress. What could possibly go wrong? Cast: Samantha Gordon is Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer is Dave Chris Cleveland is Dr. Dirk This episode also features Brooklyn Jones and Raechel Wong. Our theme song was composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyics by Ann Sloan The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan and is co-produced by Laura Lipson. Website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Follow us on: Twitter: @CarlottaBeautox Facebook: @CarlottaPodcast Instagram: @CarlottaPodcast SFX: Freesound.org For music and full sound effect credits visit our website We have a Patreon! To support the show please head on over to Patreon.com/CarlottaPodcast Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 E1 · Mon, April 15, 2019
Just Who Is Carlötta Beautox Anywho? -- Ep 101
Follow the comic misadventures of a wannabe actress and influencer as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become a star! Cast: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer ias Dave David Allen as Carlötta's acting coach and Nathan Fillion Chris Cleveland as Carlötta's Dad Brooklyn Jones as stage manager and casting director. Ann Sloan as Stana Katic Raechel Wong as Carlötta's mom and barista. The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan and is co-produced by Laura Lipson. Website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Follow us on: Twitter: @CarlottaBeautox Facebook: @CarlottaPodcast Instagram: @CarlottaPodcast SFX: Freesound.org For music and full sound effect credits visit our website We have a Patreon! To support the show please head on over to Patreon.com/CarlottaPodcast Theme song composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Trailer · Wed, February 20, 2019
Gird Your Loins Trailer 1
The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a podcast sitcom that follows the adventures of a wanna-be actress and influencer on her journey to become Hollywood's Next Big Thing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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