BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beome somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Topics Include: Non-viable circus police and impersonation thereof, This coffee jar will help, Differences between you and a cat, Thai sweat shops and toilet paper, The new “grandpa” in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Saint Patrick couldn’t drive for shit, Labor Day is funny, Arranging surgery for my neighbour, Happy Meals and alcohol, Is your child good anough for a cult?, Pope John Paul II’s ugly cross, Worshipping false and incorrectly-named gods, St. Paul the lizard, Jesus’ surprise comeback, What’s television?, I could bring telephony to Athy, Driving on public transport, My mopedity, Carrying pets on your bike, Trapeze perverts, euthenasi-cat, advice for pet owners and more.