BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beome somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Topics Include: Wasting DC power, The merchandisers of the fire world, Limitations of yellow safety hats, Four birds with one stone, The veterinary niceness factor, Verifying listeners’ tax status, Heckling podcasters, Making amends for photographing books, Prooving that you learn something new every day, The Hoover of the soft drinks world, A forced belch, Fear of silence, A subtle axe stand, Imagining the word “end”, Today’s designated personality, Tetris filler, Being overtaken by a past past self, A contrived ending. Also: A master-class in how to make a synthesised  cat song on your portable telephone.