BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beome somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Topics Include: Definitely not dandruff, Speaking less legibly, Decoffination, Interference if we’re lucky, Too late to avoid learning, Unintentionally saying “cat”, An entertaining microwave, TV events in the 1800s, Pretending to talk about psychiatry, Alphabetic bladder therapy, Personal issues with “X” and “Q”, A single entry phone book, Getting away from counting, Gravity not enough, Countdown to an ordinary midnight – an experiment, Making milk exciting, Ironing my thoughts, Bill Clinton’s handwriting, Functioning eyelids, Calculating the sun’s age, Illogical sizing of clock faces, Reconstructing the last word and more. Also: In a new feature, Joanne tackles some listener mail starting with a question about something, and delivers another lecture from the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme.