BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beome somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Topics Include: A plausible lie for promotional purposes, Inventing a toy dog, Encouraging a disabled pet, A defeatist attitude, Bright yellow warthogs on the Internet, Customised modular phone Phillistines, Smothering things in wallpaper, A surprising attitude to kitchens, Encouraging stalkers, The Cherry Tree Principle, Instructions for my burial, Speculating about thorns worn under a hat. Better out than in, An horse philosiphising about pollution and more.