BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beome somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Topics Include: The monster in the toilet, Reusing laundry-based entertainment, Swearing in BBC rehearsals, Allaying listener worries regarding dehydration, Parental supervision expectations for this podcast, A token appearance, Inadvertently seeing potential top models, Three miles through my house, Proving computer competency, Challenging claims of non certification, Finding where to vote, Masculising women’s surnames, A wet cat and more.