BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beome somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Topics Include: Turning off the listener, Automated video jockeys, Rowan and Martin’s name swap, An unplanned intelligence test, Power efficiency on a 1980s bicycle, Limiting your knowledge intake, An imaginary capital of Afghanistan, The millennium of the past, Large hand means large cat, Reading the palm of a deity, Sourcing protein and water on the moon, Overly conscious participants in analogies and sitcoms, One touch music creation, Some filler about institutions or something and more. Also: A special musical number to mark Chilli the cat and his upcoming operation.