BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beome somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Topics Include flying cars and the three-digit ea, Travelling against the flow of time, Travel sickness in the bedroom, Quad Etait Demonstrandum, Unsolicited extra education, The Bozo The Clown test, Declaring things null and void, Non-fatal ostrich eye injuries, The senior lifeguard’s big dilemna, Drawing lines in sand, A maths-based ball game in a bandstand.Also: Two brand new songs, specially produced to comply with trade descriptions regulatory requrements explained herein.