BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beome somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Topics include: This is a rerun, No mention of ones or zeros, Which Saturday is this? Demanding dogs, Composted roof material, Staring pets in the eye, Non-vulgar crackling analogy, Grass as dental floss, The non-consumable food cycle, Soap emergencies, My garden versus the planet, Issuing commands to cats, Malfunctioning cat languages, Colour co-ordinated pets, Insects and the metric system, How miles were invented, Planning a riot, A freak accident involving grass, Reasons for shooting the messenger, Questions to be asked, A corpse in court, Forward thinking, This was a rerun.